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  • @garfield8793
    @garfield8793 3 года назад +18890

    when will christians realize that the bible has gay? Jonathan and David?? Kissy kissy.

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 3 года назад +1466

      It also has Sodom and Gommorah. And Leviticus.

    • @cometxcosmos
      @cometxcosmos 3 года назад +1111

      DaikuMoon and adam is androgynous

    • @smonkk8556
      @smonkk8556 3 года назад +1034

      @DaikuMoon yeah theres a thread on this video talking about 4 biblical gender roles that were erased which are basically androgynous, neither, FtM and MtF

    • @agataoliva1726
      @agataoliva1726 3 года назад +1890

      One of every 10 people are gay, wich means one of the apostles was gay. My bet's Simon 'cause that name is the gayest

    • @user-ue3cg6be9d
      @user-ue3cg6be9d 3 года назад +395

      @@agataoliva1726 there's this kid book and the gay character is Simon and his bf is Uriel

  • @mrs.winter8385
    @mrs.winter8385 3 года назад +4331

    why do some men act like they didn't come out of a woman

    • @lismorejbbjbb546
      @lismorejbbjbb546 3 года назад +152

      LITERALLY

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 3 года назад +94

      ThANK YOU

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +147

      Because they think they're Dionysus.

    • @samcalbos5220
      @samcalbos5220 3 года назад +371

      Imagine not realizing that you're talking about your mother as well when you're insulting women's intelligence and objectifying them. Like seriously you think your mom's just there for sex? who are you, Sigmund Freud?

    • @charliecampbell9933
      @charliecampbell9933 3 года назад +230

      @@merrittanimation7721 yeah but dioneysus loved and respected his wife and regularly gave men and women basically super powers dioneysus only cares if you can party hard

  • @annikala
    @annikala 3 года назад +5161

    “Your body is a gift god has created for your husband” literally made me nauseous. I’ve never hated a sentence more than that.

    • @dwell7315
      @dwell7315 3 года назад +456

      I thought it was gonna say "given to you" like, you should appreciate your body. But then he said husband and I nearly vomited

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 3 года назад +430

      😍 when your existence is simplified and dumbed down to being the wife of some rando guy like you aren’t even a human being

    • @jellygremlin583yearsago5
      @jellygremlin583yearsago5 3 года назад +167

      I litterally gagged from listening to that statement with my own two ears 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @aubanana
      @aubanana 3 года назад +155

      Kill me that sentence made me hate I share a planet with this dude

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 3 года назад +144

      "Dammit God, I asked for a nintendo switch for my birthday and you got me this?"

  • @giannacarter9711
    @giannacarter9711 3 года назад +4887

    When I was twelve, I came out as bisexual to a priest in a confessional booth. He literally told me not to feel like I was sinning, and that God created me with a heart to love both genders, and that was wonderful. That guy is in the minority. THIS GUY ON THE OTHER HAND- OH MY GOD.

    • @pestilenssi8979
      @pestilenssi8979 3 года назад +822

      We need more priests like that, and less of the kiddydiddler types

    • @iwillbuyyourhouse1033
      @iwillbuyyourhouse1033 3 года назад +372

      we need more people like that in this world omg

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 3 года назад +323

      Priests like this actually exist?

    • @hearthebellsring3990
      @hearthebellsring3990 3 года назад +246

      what world do u live in? take me with u pls

    • @galaxytea1239
      @galaxytea1239 3 года назад +240

      thats such a wonderful thing!!! im glad he respected and accepted you. i hope youre still being youre beautiful self and living your truth today

  • @yellowpeaches3477
    @yellowpeaches3477 3 года назад +1643

    jesus had two dads and he turned out just fine

    • @theadraghici2960
      @theadraghici2960 3 года назад +38

      This comment is underrated

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 2 года назад +117

      Two dads and a mom. He was raised by a polycule

    • @SkyTreeStudio
      @SkyTreeStudio 2 года назад +5

      I mean, he did die

    • @morganann8203
      @morganann8203 2 года назад +36

      The more you think about it, the more Jesus looks like a member of the LGBTQIA+ community from about 2,000 years ago.

    • @tanglewife
      @tanglewife 2 года назад +7

      You seem to be overlooking his terminal messiah complex...

  • @meepthemoop837
    @meepthemoop837 3 года назад +2474

    "Wah wah marriage is between a man and woman!!"
    Every man in the bible: *has 300 wives and 500 concubines*

    • @damascus9876
      @damascus9876 3 года назад +72

      highly underrated comment

    • @malloryworlton6359
      @malloryworlton6359 3 года назад +91

      That's just 800 marriages!! No one said that a man should have only one marriage!!

    • @Cyromantik
      @Cyromantik 3 года назад +222

      Or had sex with their daughters, or turned them out to strangers. People trying to tell people "but, but, the Bible said..." Really ought to read the thing.

    • @BlackVelvetDaydream
      @BlackVelvetDaydream 3 года назад +85

      And many of them also had male concubines.

    • @karlmarx4370
      @karlmarx4370 3 года назад +54

      rip jesus, all he had was 12 disciples 😔

  • @the_divinezer042
    @the_divinezer042 3 года назад +5431

    Lmao this guys acts like his wife is his American girl doll that he just dresses and plays with

    • @Primalintent
      @Primalintent 3 года назад +453

      *gasp* a man?! Playing with dolls! Not in my Christian blog! We have to stick to gender roles round here, therefore the most Christian thing is gay marriage. Then wives can dress each other like dolls and husbands can have action-figure fights using each other.
      It's the straightest way to live. It's what God wants.

    • @forgemakesstuff2734
      @forgemakesstuff2734 3 года назад +187

      @@Primalintent i...
      love you

    • @stars4809
      @stars4809 3 года назад +177

      New headcanon that this whole blog was kickstarted by someone who wasn't allowed to have dolls as a kid since they're too feminine, so he just figured a wife would be a good substitute that doesn't break his illusion of masculinity.

    • @aquamarineancientsoul7893
      @aquamarineancientsoul7893 3 года назад +7

      @@Primalintent 👏👏👏

    • @miguelmunoz9507
      @miguelmunoz9507 3 года назад +55

      Wouldnt it be funny if this guy had a bunch of dolls and he talked to them as if they were his wife and daughters?

  • @thekagawalife2081
    @thekagawalife2081 3 года назад +2345

    ...Does that guy even know that Jesus did advocate for women’s equality in the Bible? Or rather, basic human decency?

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +458

      jesus was out there vibing with prostitutes, and not even because he wanted to smash. Hardcore christians would do well to actually examine jesus’s actions

    • @bearerofthecurse69
      @bearerofthecurse69 3 года назад +39

      Romantic Outlaw Exactly

    • @Emnms68
      @Emnms68 3 года назад +287

      Romantic Outlaw yes exactly. The accounts of Jesus’ life are probably the least influenced by the writer’s bias because they all corroborate one another. Jesus hung out with anyone and everyone. He was the most friendly, accepting, and open minded dude. Jesus washed that prostitute’s feet. Jesus’ first public miracle was only performed because a woman (his mom) told him to.
      I could go on but I’m sure you get it. People may pretend to live as Jesus did but ignore what a progressive, liberal guy he was.

    • @arandomcomment1092
      @arandomcomment1092 3 года назад +241

      @@Emnms68 Not just liberal. He was a rebellious hippie who opposed capitalism, and was murdered by the government!

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 3 года назад +34

      A Random Comment STRAIGHT UP

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 3 года назад +795

    “Your body is a work of art that god has graciously gifted...”
    Oh, that actually sounds like a kernel of unexpected body positivity, that’s ni-
    “... to your husband”

    • @nite4648
      @nite4648 3 года назад +77

      this was literally my thought process ,, like he was so close to saying something good and then noooo

    • @sandragad2372
      @sandragad2372 3 года назад +23

      he once said that he wishes ever law since the 1800 should be overturned 🤨

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 3 года назад +6

      @@sandragad2372 holy fucking shit

    • @sandragad2372
      @sandragad2372 3 года назад +30

      @@colorbar.s i think he intentionally hinted that he supports racial slavery..

    • @kiralonely1307
      @kiralonely1307 3 года назад +29

      Oof, tbf, as a trans guy, my red flags were goin'' off ahead of time because that's transphobic rhetoric 101,
      "Your body is a work of art that god has graciously gifted-"
      "-hOW DARE YOU MUTILATE IT AND WANT IT CHANGED"
      (not that I want it changed, just that's the shit they say. I don't WANNA change anything, lmao ^^;;)

  • @Spottedleaf14
    @Spottedleaf14 3 года назад +5552

    "is it basically cross-dressing for women to wear pants?" ah yes, the hottest take of 1850

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 3 года назад +315

      Oh holy!!! I shall immediately include a female character in pants in my book then! She shall be delightful and feisty and progressive!

    • @frejo1931
      @frejo1931 3 года назад +33

      Id move that about 90 years into the future but your point still stands lmao

    • @Spottedleaf14
      @Spottedleaf14 3 года назад +53

      @@frejo1931 i mean, it's gone back and forth to be fair, and depends on where we're talking about.

    • @roseofoulesfame
      @roseofoulesfame 3 года назад +87

      This is so weird to me given that dudes wouldn't have worn trousers (even in New Testament times) either???

    • @quirkofchance924
      @quirkofchance924 3 года назад +74

      Good point, my mum is intensely against men in dresses but she wears trousers plenty. What's the difference if you think about it 👀

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +6600

    “God created everything”
    “God did not create homosexuality and transgenderism”
    Which... which is it then

    • @DrIntex183
      @DrIntex183 3 года назад +428

      from what i have heard, Satan corrupted gods perfect design or some such nonsense

    • @veeeter8402
      @veeeter8402 3 года назад +626

      Mr Tibs Tibs then why don’t he fix it lol

    • @s2c1mw7mP5l
      @s2c1mw7mP5l 3 года назад +75

      @@veeeter8402 because free will. Luckily, this isn't Chrisianity. There's free will in Christ. :)

    • @brionyfrater4279
      @brionyfrater4279 3 года назад +523

      @@DrIntex183 When my pastor told me this is asked "is god omniscient ?", and he said yes. So god knew the devil would corrupt his creation before he even made him, he knew that satan would cause millions of his creation to be sent to hell?.........well why did he make him in the first place? It's been months and the dude still hasn't answered me.😂

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 3 года назад +345

      @@s2c1mw7mP5l Its the same old song. If youre doing it "right", its the lords work, if youre doing it wrong youre misusing free will. At some point you gotta ask yourself if free will was just a mad prank by god. Everytime you use it it seems like youre just fucking up.

  • @roselover411
    @roselover411 3 года назад +321

    IF HAVING A HIGH IQ IS A DEFECT IN A WOMAN
    BUT GOD IS ALSO PERFECT AND DOESN"T MAKE MISTAKES
    THEN HOW???????

    • @nite4648
      @nite4648 3 года назад +11

      Oh my, you're right

    • @fabiomcderp6631
      @fabiomcderp6631 3 года назад +11

      *gasp* SATAN HAS CORRUPTED US! WE DONT BELIEVE IN BEING TRAD WIVES OHHHHH NOOOOO

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 2 года назад +5

      It was his assistant/j

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher 2 года назад +4

      God just got bored and realized making everyone the same makes a very boring world

  • @Grim_October
    @Grim_October 3 года назад +538

    I’m a straight girl but damn if this doesn’t make me wanna be gay.

    • @rebekahmikaelson1198
      @rebekahmikaelson1198 3 года назад +32

      im bi but same

    • @arandomcomment1092
      @arandomcomment1092 3 года назад +47

      @@rebekahmikaelson1198 This man's existence is making me gayer

    • @iateyourgrandchildrensir9165
      @iateyourgrandchildrensir9165 3 года назад +21

      @@arandomcomment1092 Are you talking about long furry ?

    • @AJ-qs7oj
      @AJ-qs7oj 3 года назад +2

      Unnecessary, but ok. You can't just wish to be gay when it's convenient for you.

    • @Grim_October
      @Grim_October 3 года назад +21

      @@AJ-qs7oj It was a joke

  • @atearyfish
    @atearyfish 3 года назад +3632

    “Young christian men like me have had their eyes opened to the evils feminism has brought to our society” IM LAUGHING SO HARD KSGSJSGSHS

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 3 года назад +129

      That almost sounds satire!

    • @adamlambboy8332
      @adamlambboy8332 3 года назад +114

      They have some nerve making women wanna be treated like human beings 😤

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 3 года назад +70

      Ah, yes, the red pill, now in jesus flavor, it's to be crucified for.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +37

      @@willowarkan2263 Red as the blood of our lord and savior, am I right?

    • @pandalover5292
      @pandalover5292 3 года назад +101

      Translation: "I'm an incel who uses religion as an excuse."

  • @nearell4978
    @nearell4978 3 года назад +4349

    this guy: “women should cover up unless it’s something i like”

    • @paulai.santiago6885
      @paulai.santiago6885 3 года назад +48

      Damnit I was gonna say you have 69 likes, so I can't like it but now you have 74

    • @paulai.santiago6885
      @paulai.santiago6885 3 года назад +19

      @Chloe Elizabeth Ignacio hopefully they will not skip the 666 likes

    • @paulai.santiago6885
      @paulai.santiago6885 3 года назад +19

      YALL IGNORED THE 666

    • @nearell4978
      @nearell4978 3 года назад +6

      meanwhile i’m trying to figure out how this comment got this much attention

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 года назад +8

      •happy• •always• 999

  • @chalk9782
    @chalk9782 3 года назад +646

    This dude: women shouldn’t wear “men’s clothes”...
    Unless its hot

    • @Syphonus811
      @Syphonus811 3 года назад +14

      Yall know she look good in a union man's vest and dirty clothes

    • @coto4416
      @coto4416 3 года назад +16

      Memento mori

    • @notelggiW
      @notelggiW 3 года назад +9

      @@coto4416 Unus Annus

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 года назад +5

      Life after Death

    • @classicdino9077
      @classicdino9077 3 года назад +4

      your profile picture and name are just amazing

  • @spoonyPrincess
    @spoonyPrincess 3 года назад +704

    when you started the sentence "your body is a work of art that god has graciously gifted" i was like "oh the one decent take from this dumpster fire"
    and then he said "to your husband" and i nearly vomited

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 года назад +47

      What husband on a side note don't check the bag in the basement

    • @leechyfruit4464
      @leechyfruit4464 3 года назад +27

      @@queer-ios3155 Wait, your husband is in a bag in your basement? Kinky.

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 3 года назад +6

      i literally thought the exact same thing

  • @bookfish
    @bookfish 3 года назад +3885

    Just refer to this guy as a "she" for a day, and he'll get why it's annoying when people misgender you just out of spite.

    • @gabriellecordeiro8777
      @gabriellecordeiro8777 3 года назад +237

      Hahaha It's a good Idea for us to raid his website just to do that

    • @taylamuller1811
      @taylamuller1811 3 года назад +338

      Misgender him, catcall him, get mad at him for not wearing conservative clothing for a week and lets see how angry he gets, just for him to bounce back to his hypocritical views a week later. I swear these asshats secretly acknowledge actual world issues but convince themselves they don't so they can keep up this false pretence that they have power.

    • @pre-madebreakfastsandwich
      @pre-madebreakfastsandwich 3 года назад +88

      this is the purest evil i have ever seen . . . so beautiful

    • @balaynganiyebe
      @balaynganiyebe 3 года назад +20

      forgot the "fae/faer" but ykno

    • @commit_aarson
      @commit_aarson 3 года назад +7

      I would 100% do this. Lmao

  • @twobrokewolves5884
    @twobrokewolves5884 3 года назад +5325

    Christian women: So we should wear non revealing clothes?
    This dude: Yesn't

    • @BirdWord03
      @BirdWord03 3 года назад +147

      I’m going to start using that, fucking Yesn’t 🤣

    • @mq1538
      @mq1538 3 года назад +99

      I have a harem of Spider-Men. They please me.

    • @swarmtrait9086
      @swarmtrait9086 3 года назад +57

      Maxwell Edison w h a t

    • @ThePiinkSmurf
      @ThePiinkSmurf 3 года назад +9

      this got me 😭🤣

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 3 года назад +26

      @@mq1538 eXCUSE ME

  • @createmakedo2492
    @createmakedo2492 3 года назад +623

    No one:
    Absolutely no on:
    Biblical gender roles: ARE PANTS A SIN?

    • @cabreeziest1038
      @cabreeziest1038 3 года назад +19

      Imagine this dude if he saw a woman in a suit

    • @hearthebellsring3990
      @hearthebellsring3990 3 года назад +29

      @@cabreeziest1038 woman? suit ? hot. am lonely

    • @cabreeziest1038
      @cabreeziest1038 3 года назад +6

      @@hearthebellsring3990 yo same

    • @cuttlefishhh
      @cuttlefishhh 3 года назад +10

      //puts three pairs of pants on//
      HAIL SATAN (this is a joke)

    • @abidizzne892
      @abidizzne892 2 года назад

      @@cuttlefishhh three is a bit excessive

  • @tapuchris3329
    @tapuchris3329 3 года назад +376

    " Smart women are defects..." I think he's just scared of smart women.

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 2 года назад +29

      But God created women, and God doesn’t make mistakes, so this dude needs to make up his mind.

    • @percyap4271
      @percyap4271 2 года назад +27

      Yes, he cannot manipulate smart women.

    • @tapuchris3329
      @tapuchris3329 2 года назад +1

      @@percyap4271 exactly

    • @tapuchris3329
      @tapuchris3329 2 года назад +5

      @@midnight_rose2337 I wasn't aware that dude had a mind

    • @Barakon
      @Barakon 2 года назад +7

      Defects? What is he? A homeworld gem?

  • @Rockhoppr3
    @Rockhoppr3 3 года назад +5516

    GirlDefined: "Women should dress modestly."
    BiblicalGenderRoles: "Women should dress to appease men."
    *Christian Blogs: Civil War*

  • @wormsonstring
    @wormsonstring 3 года назад +2759

    "Your body is a work of god that God has graciously gifted your husband" that is the most painful sentence I have ever hear

    • @wormsonstring
      @wormsonstring 3 года назад +27

      Heard

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 года назад +117

      Bleugh guess I'll marry a woman 💁

    • @justalostlocal
      @justalostlocal 3 года назад +112

      And they wonder why straight women feeling meh about straight men. Lol

    • @absolutew33b
      @absolutew33b 3 года назад +161

      That sentence could turn any woman who hears it to become full-on lesbian.

    • @CursedCatTruffa
      @CursedCatTruffa 3 года назад +60

      I feel physical pain fr that sentence

  • @thesandman1385
    @thesandman1385 3 года назад +433

    Almost unrelated to the video but it seemed to fit:
    I got a rainbow striped day planner.
    I call it the gay agenda.
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • @Little-Dude
    @Little-Dude 3 года назад +334

    I'm almost certain that the "email" he got from that "17 year old" christian boy was entirely written by himself as a way to both congratulate himself on "owning the libs" and to creatively start this article. 😆

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 2 года назад +24

      Either that or it's a troll trying to get funny content out of him.

    • @nightshade2826
      @nightshade2826 Год назад

      That is something people like these do a lot I think. I once read a book where the author includes a letter from a satanist turned muslim. It is... kinda... hilariously fake. The author probably has no idea what satanism even is. Not even I know what it is but man...

    • @alexrice6810
      @alexrice6810 3 месяца назад

      That was my first thought as well, certainly doenst sound like a seventeen year old.

  • @swimmyswim417
    @swimmyswim417 3 года назад +1388

    I was taught in Catholic school that God isn’t actually a boy or a girl, but a non-gendered entity that transcends the traditional concept of gender and we just use “He” because the authors of the Bible wrote to their best understanding within the context of their patriarchal society :P
    If God truly does exist and transcends the traditional concept of gender, doesn’t that validate transgender and non-binary identities? Would that make transgender and non-binary people more “like God” than cisgender people? 🤔

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 3 года назад +13

      God is neither male nor female. That is true. However he created humans as Male and Female. (Intersex people are still one or the other) there is no mention of something called Non binary in the bible.

    • @cometxcosmos
      @cometxcosmos 3 года назад +158

      Michael Merritt aren’t there four other gender roles that christians conveniently forgot...

    • @Fau.
      @Fau. 3 года назад +90

      @@ReplyGuy22345 there are more than 2 sexes though, although it's extremely rare, they still exist.

    • @bonthebunnycat667
      @bonthebunnycat667 3 года назад +109

      @@ReplyGuy22345 Then someone who is XXY, are they female or male by your logic?
      And not because they didn't have a word for it they didn't understand the concept, God doesn't follow our human construct of gender so they are, by definition, non-binary

    • @anyways1715
      @anyways1715 3 года назад +123

      @@ReplyGuy22345 so
      God is genderless
      And he created humans on his image, but he gave us genders
      What the fuck

  • @roomforlight1047
    @roomforlight1047 3 года назад +1647

    "You should not hide your beauty" Uh huh but when a girl gets raped she shouldn't have been wearing such revealing clothes bruh make up your mind

    • @sweetbriar308
      @sweetbriar308 3 года назад +346

      Galaxy Guy You’re embarrassing yourself, my dude.

    • @bubbles784
      @bubbles784 3 года назад +246

      ​@Galaxy Guy Isn't there also a subjective view when it comes to clothing? Wasn't (and if I recall correctly,) ankles being shown in the Victorian era scandalous? I think in 2020 if you were to ask people whether or not seeing someone's ankles should be considered scandalous, most wouldn't. Not to mention we have beaches(depending on where you're from), which results in various degrees of swimwear that shows a variety of skin. To conclude my weird blob of text, I don't think clothing gives people permission to act on someone sexually, and people have their own opinions of what is considered overly revealing and what is considered enough.
      I'm mentioning the rape comment as I'm assuming you're responding to OP's comment.
      Edit: Edited by conclusion sentence, since I think it was a bit unclear.

    • @tattoolover5753
      @tattoolover5753 3 года назад +242

      @Galaxy Guy you do realise that when anyone gets raped it has nothing to do with what they are wearing as rape is when the other doesn't consent to sex or sexual acts

    • @tattoolover5753
      @tattoolover5753 3 года назад +33

      @@sweetbriar308 agreed

    • @tattoolover5753
      @tattoolover5753 3 года назад +30

      @@bubbles784 agreed

  • @xerrofoot
    @xerrofoot 3 года назад +235

    "smart women are defects"
    me: *stunned silence* u wot m8

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 3 года назад +29

      Don't mind me defecting my way through high school

    • @touristgabriel6894
      @touristgabriel6894 3 года назад +21

      In the words of the ever eloquent Hamilton to this man:
      “You must be out of your GOD DAMN MIND!”

    • @haveagoodmourning
      @haveagoodmourning 3 года назад +15

      @@touristgabriel6894 My dog speaks more eloquently than thee~

    • @mahimahsan6059
      @mahimahsan6059 3 года назад +8

      @@touristgabriel6894 if you think, the president is gonna bring the nation to the brink, of meddling in the military mess, a game of chess, where France is Queen and King-less?

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 3 года назад

      Lmao

  • @Puppmeo
    @Puppmeo 3 года назад +377

    As an lgbt kid and a decent human i am horrified by this man, as a religious studies student though, i am throughly impressed by his dedication to the bible

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 года назад

      Samee

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 3 года назад +56

      He’s not that dedicated, he ignores a lot of stuff like Jesus’ views on ‘adultery’ and ‘modesty’ and women, and he straight up ignores all historical context of the Bible

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 3 года назад +21

      It’s not impressive. He uses it to justify everything horrible about humanity

    • @rendmedead
      @rendmedead 3 года назад +25

      @@nobodyimportant9603 That twisted reason is *why* it's impressive, imo.
      It's so fucked up.

  • @dantemcedgelord8168
    @dantemcedgelord8168 3 года назад +3233

    “Mum can we get the Handmaid’s Tale?”
    “No we’ve got the Handmaid’s Tale at home”
    The Handmaid’s Tale at home:

    • @Elalisk
      @Elalisk 3 года назад +43

      Seriously though

    • @wilfredozelaya1391
      @wilfredozelaya1391 3 года назад +16

      Whoa, that's a bit dark

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 3 года назад +27

      Wilfredo Zelaya
      also a bit true though

    • @wilfredozelaya1391
      @wilfredozelaya1391 3 года назад +16

      @@emiliew5553 I don't doubt you, but that's sad now. Sorry the liquor might be talking

    • @evan_sunprince
      @evan_sunprince 3 года назад +29

      It's sad that the author has stated that she didnt make shit up. Just looked back in time and said here we go, horrific shit to write about. And people said "how did you make this scenario up?:

  • @RATLANTIS
    @RATLANTIS 3 года назад +2144

    The Bible says ADAM and EVE not ADAM and STEVE. STEVE was her DEADNAME please be RESPECTFUL

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 3 года назад +84

    TBH, the thing that terrifies me the most is that he says that he has a daughter.

    • @galaxycat9966
      @galaxycat9966 Год назад +6

      Agreed, that set off alarm bells for me

  • @millennial_fairy
    @millennial_fairy 3 года назад +129

    Well of course people don’t wear bikinis or swimsuits to most job interviews lol. Does he think we’re born yesterday ?

  • @mayaa846
    @mayaa846 3 года назад +673

    He makes girl defined sound like feminists

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 3 года назад +50

      And that’s scary

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 3 года назад +37

      he’s definitely the “mr. struggle” girls defined is talking about

    • @mayaa846
      @mayaa846 3 года назад +2

      @@dumbfridge7576 PFFFFFT-

    • @starrynight1165
      @starrynight1165 3 года назад +1

      Yeah its scary

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 3 года назад +1

      Ikr?

  • @CAPope-yg2cc
    @CAPope-yg2cc 3 года назад +108

    This man’s wife wrote Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, I’m calling it

  • @abby-fq3ht
    @abby-fq3ht 3 года назад +84

    "hello, all of my good christian followers."
    *she says as she holds our bi overlord on her mortal shoulders*

  • @tabletriktor1482
    @tabletriktor1482 3 года назад +813

    There is no homosexuality in the bible:
    Jonathan and David: "Jonathan stripped off his clothes and dressed David in his own robe and armour" "Jonathan made a covenant with David, because he loved him as his own soul--- 1 Samuel 18:3"

    • @ang5t684
      @ang5t684 3 года назад +62

      Wait. That's an actual quote? Huh. Ya learn something new.

    • @GoatHerdt
      @GoatHerdt 3 года назад +133

      Not gonna lie... that might very well be the most pleasant-to-read bible quote in existence. We did it, fellas! We finally found the REAL wholesome bible content!

    • @KamenRiderFeline
      @KamenRiderFeline 3 года назад +61

      That should be the proof that love is not constrained by gender. Thank you for bringing that up. EDIT: I can't write.

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 3 года назад +110

      Also Jesus blessed a roman centurion with basically a husband, and healed the husband without question, while basically saying the roman dude was awesome for having faith in him to be able to heal his husband with just the words of his blessing, despite the fact the centurion PROBABLY wasn't jewish/christian, and basically said they were the kind of people who'd go to Heaven regardless of religion, over people like this. There are also tons of other examples on this site.
      wouldjesusdiscriminate(.)org/biblical_evidence/gay_couple.html

    • @KamenRiderFeline
      @KamenRiderFeline 3 года назад +76

      @@Lanoira13 Well, that makes Jesus look like actually pretty cool guy. It's too bad that christianity is more known for hell and damnation speeches rather than this.

  • @amsnek6162
    @amsnek6162 3 года назад +4104

    “Men have died for their beliefs”
    Yeah, gay and trans men of color, your point?

    • @Nexils
      @Nexils 3 года назад +748

      Now the difference is that those people died for their beliefs.
      The gays, trans and people of color died for who they ARE.

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 3 года назад +115

      Nexils hell yeah! Preach!

    • @IconiqueBloomie
      @IconiqueBloomie 3 года назад +92

      Nexils we need this louder for those bible bashers in the back!

    • @h7672
      @h7672 3 года назад +50

      I GOT A CHRISTIAN AD RIGHT AFTER THIS OML

    • @theaeon
      @theaeon 3 года назад +67

      @@h7672 once got a twerking, hyper sexualised ad after a video that talked about being de-monetized for too sexy content (it was a clothing haul lol). And bc it's too sexy it's not advertiser friendly. And then this ad. Like... just... smh

  • @whoosie2003
    @whoosie2003 3 года назад +46

    My old biology teacher once took up a portion of the class to talk to us about how she submits to her husband and then she addressed all the girls in the room by saying “girls, one day you will find a man to submit to too” or something to that effect and when I tell you those words are still vomit inducing to this day

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 2 года назад +11

      aw hell no i hope she's not teaching anymore 🤢

  • @funkylittlespacecowboy2372
    @funkylittlespacecowboy2372 3 года назад +47

    "God did not create homosexuality and transgenderism"
    god did not create chocolate either, just gave us the raw materials to work with.

  • @nipplepotamus6211
    @nipplepotamus6211 3 года назад +1807

    are women cross dressing when wearing heels? the first style of heel was masculine in order to make upper class men seem taller and assist with horse riding... Does this mean Christian women who wear heels go to hell? I disagree with the bible in the majority

    • @markbaker4425
      @markbaker4425 3 года назад +177

      Same with makeup in the west.
      A luxury for rich men

    • @elenanojkovic2554
      @elenanojkovic2554 3 года назад +127

      What's with underwear? Aside from ladies who went hunting majority od women pre-19th century haven't worn any kind of drawers or panties or anything. They adopted male drawers and those developed into female underwear later down the line.
      So...do women who wear panties or anything else down there also go to hell?

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 3 года назад +29

      elena nojkovic and pants.

    • @kimberley9089
      @kimberley9089 3 года назад +92

      Don’t forget that according to this book we can also go to hell for wearing mixed fabric clothing.

    • @elenanojkovic2554
      @elenanojkovic2554 3 года назад +82

      @@kimberley9089 Man, I almost feel bad for the priests then. All that time they devoted to god yet they will end up in hell with all of us sinners because they wore a woollen coat with poliester lining...

  • @photoop9561
    @photoop9561 3 года назад +765

    for someone who “preaches” the bible, i think it’s pretty funny that he got a divorce. ( 12:39 ) you know, considering it’s a sin.

    • @quirkofchance924
      @quirkofchance924 3 года назад +147

      Believe me, Christians who divorce are the BEST at evading being exposed for it. My divorced mother's argument is that divorce is only wrong 'if you're going to cheat on your partner or already did ' and because she's hasn't been in a relationship since the divorce it's 'ok'. They follow these rules for their own benefit, and if the rules no longer benefit them they'll twist and warp them until they do.

    • @balaynganiyebe
      @balaynganiyebe 3 года назад +7

      THIS COMMENT

    • @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888
      @xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 3 года назад +1

      stillghosty AMEN

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 3 года назад +3

      wait really? didn’t know that.

    • @mslightbulb
      @mslightbulb 3 года назад +10

      milk_enthusiast yeah, it’s only not a sin in the English church I think. All of the other churches are pretty against it.

  • @brookeellion970
    @brookeellion970 3 года назад +84

    Just imagine admitting you don’t believe in human rights

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 3 года назад +70

    "So how does God want you to handle your unmet, yet God-given desires?"
    Me an asexual: having those God-given desires not exist, of course.

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 3 года назад +1

      Having neither God nor the desires exist!
      Edit: sorry if you’re not an atheist I’m not trying to convert you that’s just my perspective on it lol

  • @thomas7939
    @thomas7939 3 года назад +2160

    Okay but I am 100% sure that the “17 year old Christian man” that wrote in doesn’t exist.

    • @margaretgibbs6673
      @margaretgibbs6673 3 года назад +264

      Yeahh that REEKED of someone writing in his own letter to make it seem like he totally has fans he's converting every day with his wisdom. He sounds like the type.

    • @angelfallen9183
      @angelfallen9183 3 года назад +133

      I hope your right, but my faith in humanity is pretty low.

    • @alaa3275
      @alaa3275 3 года назад +10

      I was thinking the same

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 3 года назад +61

      Yeah no 17 year old, Christian or not, talks like that

    • @witchyix
      @witchyix 3 года назад +122

      it is with the deepest possible regret that I come here today to inform you that i grew up in circles where christian 17 year old boys absolutely had the unnatural capacity to talk like that. especially the ones who are just 2 years away from being the theology hotshots on bible campus (and I hate that sentence for existing).

  • @Shiloh_has_a_bird
    @Shiloh_has_a_bird 3 года назад +1433

    Thursday is looking in fine with that necklace

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 3 года назад +45

      My sexuality is Thursday with a necklace

    • @jamieisnotokay3298
      @jamieisnotokay3298 3 года назад +20

      Thursday is ALWAYS lookin' fine, don't disrespect our Lordship.

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 3 года назад +6

      @@jamieisnotokay3298 lord Thursday! Praise to him.

    • @Shiloh_has_a_bird
      @Shiloh_has_a_bird 3 года назад +2

      Abby Can't Even true

    • @r0x370
      @r0x370 3 года назад +2

      all keep your likes at 666, but heres a like 👍

  • @thatmari4433
    @thatmari4433 3 года назад +95

    “Being an intelligent woman is a defect”
    Me, an aspie girl: *defect multiplier x2 level up*

    • @lclane5256
      @lclane5256 3 года назад +11

      I wonder if we can buy more "Defects points"? You know, like in video games?
      I stan that idea.

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 года назад +2

      @@lclane5256
      *invest.*

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 2 года назад +4

      Hell yea, spectrum kids unite (coming from someone who also has Asperger's)

    • @laurelelasselin
      @laurelelasselin 2 года назад +1

      @@anaionescu8913 Me too!

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs Год назад +14

    "Unlike the Civil Rights movement, which had its own problems-"
    *There is so much to unpack here, but we're just gonna throw away the whole suitcase*

  • @scoutclaxton7768
    @scoutclaxton7768 3 года назад +2100

    Yes people were killed for their religion, Christians killed them.
    I didn’t realize so many people would agree and like and comment!

    • @aderyn7600
      @aderyn7600 3 года назад +131

      Christians also killed themselves quite a bit

    • @grungebourne
      @grungebourne 3 года назад +96

      and sure some Christians were killed for being christian... in ancient rome. But what about what the Christians did in 1939 - 1945?

    • @risingsuperstarfrost3096
      @risingsuperstarfrost3096 3 года назад +57

      Reminder that in the Old Testament, whenever the Israelites are mentioned defeating other “ites” in battle, like the Amalekites and Canaanites, that’s basically God and his people genociding entire ethnicities to occupy their land.

    • @angelfallen9183
      @angelfallen9183 3 года назад +17

      So op, your comment reminded me of the complexity of societies & religion. Thus a bare bone mini essay.
      The og comment is true for a majority of religions.
      It is really intersting that religion was a way to determine who was in the "in group" of a society, so community regulation/protection. Also when the a society was defeated they would start/be forced to follow the reilgion of their conquerors.
      The same in group/out group can also be used to describe the infighting/senseless killing seen within the various branches of Christianity.

    • @mattlibra3139
      @mattlibra3139 3 года назад +2

      Mini Fish Studios that was Catholics lol

  • @Shiloh_has_a_bird
    @Shiloh_has_a_bird 3 года назад +868

    “Me and my Satanic long furby”

  • @rosiekittengirl760
    @rosiekittengirl760 3 года назад +35

    Every time I hear Christians mention lgbtq it makes me wanna get a girlfriend and hold hands so, so bad

    • @rinthekat4296
      @rinthekat4296 3 года назад +8

      Hi- Cristian here (but currently questioning beliefs) and I as well would like a girlfriend to hold hands with... but like also more
      Like binging old Disney movies together and having sacks :3

    • @rosiekittengirl760
      @rosiekittengirl760 3 года назад +6

      @@rinthekat4296 ah yes, one of the good ones. May you have many hand holdings and disney movies

    • @crystaloccult
      @crystaloccult 3 года назад +6

      Same. Every time a homophobic cishet guy mentions LGBT+ the more I wish I were lesbian instead of bisexual.
      Not that I hate being bi or anything, its just those comments make it feel like there’s a bar graph in my brain; and every time something sexist towards women gets said it feels like my attraction towards guys goes down while my attraction to girls goes up. Lol

  • @izabella1129
    @izabella1129 3 года назад +26

    if smart woman are a defect,then the world finna be looking like a Bethesda game fr fr

  • @jasper3706
    @jasper3706 3 года назад +559

    "Socialist lies about the bible"
    Ah yes, the bible, famously non-socialist

    • @botticellibarbie
      @botticellibarbie 3 года назад +110

      i wonder if CGR or any of his goons will ever realize that jesus was canonically an anarchist

    • @left-2-write28
      @left-2-write28 3 года назад +16

      @@botticellibarbie fucking love that!!

    • @botticellibarbie
      @botticellibarbie 3 года назад +49

      Left-2-Write jesus outside the context of conservative christianity is actually so dope

    • @MT-lk7qt
      @MT-lk7qt 3 года назад +58

      "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God." -- Matthew 19:24

    • @reusconscientia6995
      @reusconscientia6995 3 года назад +29

      jesus was a capitalist, sorry libsharts! tump 2004 🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴🇮🇴

  • @tudirkulosis
    @tudirkulosis 3 года назад +364

    "Transgenderism" makes it sound like a religion.

    • @bassboostedmoonchao
      @bassboostedmoonchao 3 года назад +33

      one religion I'm willing to follow

    • @monstertangle
      @monstertangle 3 года назад +36

      transgender is a church and i'm the high priest *slowly opens a baggy of communion bread whilst maintaining eye contact with you*

    • @goodluckgorsky3413
      @goodluckgorsky3413 3 года назад +9

      Another reason they call it that is to make it sound like a scary foreign force

    • @asherlewis5974
      @asherlewis5974 3 года назад +6

      The church of trans

    • @enderkatze6129
      @enderkatze6129 3 года назад +12

      Everything can be a Religion If you simp hard enough for it.

  • @milkworms7839
    @milkworms7839 3 года назад +22

    “I just know that a lot of people my age don’t have the attention span I do” is a very long winded way of saying “asking for a friend”

  • @abbyhudson3498
    @abbyhudson3498 3 года назад +14

    I got into a twitter argument with this guy a few weeks ago (over a tweet of his that took scripture out of context, of course), and when I told him that I'm an adult with a college degree and to not talk down to me, you would've thought I hexxed the guy. He got so offended. It was hilarious.

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 2 года назад +1

      that's what i love about these kinds of conservatives, you know they're actually the triggered ones

  • @insanityrat3063
    @insanityrat3063 3 года назад +711

    Æons: "Ew, what is this dude talking about?"
    Christians with more than one brain cell unlike this guy: "We have absolutely no idea."

    • @mverus9460
      @mverus9460 3 года назад +8

      if youre chirstian you lack braincells and critical thinking. but its good that youre a good person hopefully.

    • @teamrainbow7674
      @teamrainbow7674 3 года назад +93

      Mverus Dude just because someone is a Christian doesn’t mean that the lack brain cells, like what

    • @mClaughes
      @mClaughes 3 года назад +51

      @@mverus9460 Unnecessary.

    • @medramonmasquedecendres2966
      @medramonmasquedecendres2966 3 года назад +32

      @@mverus9460 Uuuuuh i have a friend that is a Priest, he's also my Dungeon Master, we play D&D each saturday

    • @mverus9460
      @mverus9460 3 года назад +2

      @@medramonmasquedecendres2966 still believing in chirstianity means you lack critical thinking

  • @athenatheshewolf
    @athenatheshewolf 3 года назад +746

    Who's going to tell Christians that King James was bi

    • @dumbfridge7576
      @dumbfridge7576 3 года назад +43

      I been knew -a closeted Christian

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 3 года назад +153

      More like King James BIble, amirite, fellow gays?

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 3 года назад +49

      @@fruitygarlic3601 Oh god that joke made me want to die.
      Well done.

    • @elizairland6586
      @elizairland6586 3 года назад +12

      Me. I’ll go around blasting from a megaphone into their homes night and day

    • @reyisnull
      @reyisnull 3 года назад +14

      i need a list of all LGBT characters in the Bible. *stat!*

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +24

    The best thing you can do to flex on people like this is just to quote the most horrendous passages of the Bible to them. You'd be absolutely shocked how many of them don't even know their own holy book or have committed sins directly out of it without knowing.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +9

      in my experience, atheists, especially ones who left religion, are far better versed in the bible than actual christians. It’s a hell of a faith-killer when you actually examine the text with a critical eye.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +1

      @Random Gaming no, actually. I was just giving anecdotal evidence. But if you want atheists who specifically left their faith because they wanted to prove the bible true, Jimmy Snow and Zelph on the Shelf come to mind.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +4

      @Random Gaming I literally don't have the time to un-indoctrinate you. There are plenty of smarter and more well-spoken atheists than me on this platform who have made videos doing just that. I recommend Telltale Atheist, Jimmy Snow, Zelph on the Shelf, and Theramin Trees in particular. If you're really interested in expanding your perspective and you're not just trying to make me argue myself into a corner because a conflicting opinion makes you feel uncomfy, go educate yourself.

  • @alilwildwithcat167
    @alilwildwithcat167 3 года назад +35

    *checks in on your channel after it’s been a while*
    “Ah, she has a giant worm now too” :)

  • @InfiniteEcho97
    @InfiniteEcho97 3 года назад +1556

    Fun fact: there are actually 6 biblical gender roles but Christianity erased 4 of them

    • @jackdanks1916
      @jackdanks1916 3 года назад +165

      What are other 4???

    • @jordannall622
      @jordannall622 3 года назад +148

      @@jackdanks1916 I'm waiting for the reply, I'm genuinely interested

    • @skeletonfather5001
      @skeletonfather5001 3 года назад +85

      there are 4 more? im curious

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 3 года назад +79

      Explain 🅱lease?

    • @RhomboMus
      @RhomboMus 3 года назад +71

      Idk but Im gonna estimate that Lilith might've been one of them?

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +467

    Ahh yes, the 2 genders:
    -Man
    -Rib Baby

  • @ericthered2963
    @ericthered2963 3 года назад +31

    Christian Guy: "Please make the dating advice book a 100 words or less."
    "Most guys don't have such a long attention span."
    Meanwhile I started to read "Journey to the West" which is 1200 *PAGES* long:
    Me: "Amateur!"

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +3

      the bible is longer than that
      and these guys are Christian
      _I AM CONFUSION_

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 3 года назад +6

      @@farateq
      Hello Confusion,
      I am Atheist.

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +1

      @@ericthered2963 i love dad jokes thank you for this

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 года назад +1

      @@ericthered2963 i had a good chuckle

    • @lyric7702
      @lyric7702 3 года назад +4

      why read about christianity when you can read about immortal monke

  • @brumbpotungus1408
    @brumbpotungus1408 3 года назад +7

    We should send this guy and girldefined to a hobby lobby parking lot and just let them fight it out. The battle will be epic and also it would be very funny

    • @lunarunity7122
      @lunarunity7122 3 года назад +1

      I'll give them 10 minutes before they result to violence

    • @brumbpotungus1408
      @brumbpotungus1408 3 года назад +1

      @@lunarunity7122 They'll be on some old testament shit, I would not be surprised if the biblical gender roles guy owns a sword

  • @evol5765
    @evol5765 3 года назад +1320

    “This is like being a woman in the house of the biblical gender roles guy.” -Gex

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 3 года назад +34

      I see you're a high cultured individual as well. Classic Gex, making you think it's one thing and then BLAM it reveals itself as regressive biblical literalism.

    • @kittenpraxis2380
      @kittenpraxis2380 3 года назад +30

      Gex was the serpent that convinced Eve to eat the fruit.

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +15

      That f***ing lizard

    • @hollandscottthomas
      @hollandscottthomas 3 года назад +11

      This is the reason we left Gex in the early 00s. Well, that and all the hate crimes the videogame lizard Illuminati covered up.

    • @gaeriefire2762
      @gaeriefire2762 3 года назад +4

      ok keicho

  • @dolly.
    @dolly. 3 года назад +651

    BiblicalGenderRoles: well men used to wear skirts so women can wear pants, that's society
    Also BiblicalGenderRoles: jesus said it's my turn to own the woman

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 3 года назад +11

      I doubt jesus said that
      God on the other hand? Probably

    • @angieroman6723
      @angieroman6723 3 года назад +23

      I feel a lot of his teachings were misinterpreted and used to justify certain morals, instead of looking at his broader messsges and allowing there to be a wide expanse of people. They wanted a thin passage way and a lot of fine things to persecute.

    • @Rachaer
      @Rachaer 3 года назад +9

      jc would never say that, misogynistic churchgoers would

    • @theanarchistocelot1620
      @theanarchistocelot1620 3 года назад +3

      _aah yes misogyny wrapped in sense_

    • @hannahmarkham1866
      @hannahmarkham1866 3 года назад +5

      I must be sleep deprived BC I read that as “Jesus said it’s my turn to take the wheel”

  • @Emile9186
    @Emile9186 3 года назад +50

    I love how this guy is just so clearly interpreting everything in his favor

  • @alexandram2486
    @alexandram2486 3 года назад +18

    So what I'm getting out of this is that we're both women and we're married we can do whatever the hell we want because no man would own us

  • @ohnonotthegoldfish3559
    @ohnonotthegoldfish3559 3 года назад +463

    "7 Steps to Grooming Your Young Christian Wife" excuse me while i puke out in the back

  • @scarylion1roar
    @scarylion1roar 3 года назад +529

    Best biblical marriage: Jesus shows up with the good wine
    Edit to clarify: Y'all, I'm referring to the Marriage at Cana miracle, not transubstantiation. Communion wine barely even qualifies as wine, let alone good wine.

    • @e.e.y.1803
      @e.e.y.1803 3 года назад +33

      Isnt his blood wine?
      *Are you gonna make Jesus juice out of him-*

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 3 года назад +16

      @@e.e.y.1803 It's the wine he made out of water I think. I think it was either a marrige or a honey moon.

    • @Pip_231
      @Pip_231 3 года назад +3

      ᑘᖇ ᘜᓍᗷᒪᓰᘉ ᖴᖇᘿᘉᕲ omg

    • @voidbreather7405
      @voidbreather7405 3 года назад +3

      @@justacreecher428 Plasma

    • @witchwaist
      @witchwaist 3 года назад +1

      @@e.e.y.1803 JESUS JUICE

  • @fancydan1262
    @fancydan1262 3 года назад +16

    My dad taught me that one of the most important parts of being a man is minding your own damn business.

  • @Sarah20048
    @Sarah20048 3 года назад +40

    In short: "Women, don't you dare having personalities, you have to be puppets/ robots of your husband's needs, wishes, kinks and imagination." ....Thank you!

  • @KreeZafi
    @KreeZafi 3 года назад +739

    Honestly, BGR isn't even "so bad it's funny" (although these articles are goofy), it's just "so bad it's awful" - the guy LITERALLY thinks the man owns his wife, he's in favor of marital rape, he says women should endure pain during sex and preferably also fake pleasure to enhance the man's enjoyment, oh and also girls should get married as soon as they menstruate because that is the biblical mark of womanhood, and a child is more moldable than an adult woman whose personality has already formed so it is therefore advantageous to marry a literal 10-year-old so you can manipulate her into your ideal subservient wife. Like, it's not even something I want to laugh at, it's genuinely enraging and it's really scary to know that people like this not only exist but also have influence.

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 3 года назад +105

      "...girls should get married as soon as they menstruate"
      I feel so sorry for his daughter. If it wasn't illegal he'd probably marry her off to some 50 year old man as soon as she got her period.

    • @TheFloatingLlamas
      @TheFloatingLlamas 3 года назад +22

      Abby Kirwan I think in some places a child can get married if the parents allow it

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 3 года назад +52

      @@TheFloatingLlamas I think you have to be at least 16 though (which is still way too young to get married but it's something)

    • @bmiller7419
      @bmiller7419 3 года назад +45

      Everything he says is sickening. The moment I think he couldn't get any worse, I'm proven wrong by the next sentence. The guy is a nutcase and should be locked up before he hurts someone (although I'm sure it's too late to save people from being harmed by him)

    • @fade4952
      @fade4952 3 года назад +36

      @@TheFloatingLlamas Yeah its called child marriage and it needs to stop it is incredibly dangerous and a literally legal trap that allows for child rape and molestation

  • @moonkandiie2273
    @moonkandiie2273 3 года назад +1017

    The article blog: "womEN CANNOT WEAR PANTS"
    ok i shall wear nothing then, fine by me

    • @jocelynsturgis7627
      @jocelynsturgis7627 3 года назад +73

      skirts are just... bleh. I would rather wear just a long hoodie around than wear a skirt.

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 3 года назад +23

      @@jocelynsturgis7627 skirts are just so uncomfortable. Pants all the way!

    • @aebxo6916
      @aebxo6916 3 года назад +17

      JUST LIKE EVE 😤😤😤🤘

    • @suzuxiiiahdv
      @suzuxiiiahdv 3 года назад +38

      @@moonkandiie2273 b-but, skirt go spinny

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 3 года назад +33

      And then in those old 50s postcards, you'd have those "cheeky" men staring up some women's skirt.
      Yeah, I think I know why these types of men insists on skirts. Ew.

  • @erisluna5786
    @erisluna5786 3 года назад +14

    It is interesting remembering my Mormon days and realizing how women need to cover up and make sure they don’t cause impure thoughts in males. I remember one talk during church where a woman that had boys said that “no we all need to be accountable and boys should make sure they are modest as well. Whether it be clothes or how they talk about our young women and vice versa.” I really liked that Sister since she finally said it. Boys are just as accountable for their thoughts and how they dress as well. It was refreshing.

  • @girlmath-abolisher
    @girlmath-abolisher 3 года назад +11

    there is something so satisfying about the way the furby wraps around your neck but still manages to stick up straight towards one end, it makes me oddly happy lol

  • @aud2d2
    @aud2d2 3 года назад +274

    big gamer move: I can't submit to my husband if i marry a woman instead ☺️

  • @soul0system
    @soul0system 3 года назад +628

    isn’t Biblical Gender Roles the same blog that did that article on “How to groom your young Christian wife?” yikes....

    • @_LazyInk_
      @_LazyInk_ 3 года назад +33

      yeah just hidden under 😕😕

    • @ashleyallin1981
      @ashleyallin1981 3 года назад +30

      Is that... Real...

    • @soul0system
      @soul0system 3 года назад +72

      Ashley allin yeah it’s real unfortunately. Jimmy Snow did a video on it if you want to check it out. it’s disturbing

    • @Eibarwoman
      @Eibarwoman 3 года назад +7

      Yes, yes he is.

    • @omolisa3783
      @omolisa3783 3 года назад +70

      Is he also the guy that said women should endure pain during sex for their husband's pleasure?

  • @jamespilcher5287
    @jamespilcher5287 3 года назад +11

    I love the photomontage of biblical gender roles. Apparently Checking the oil in your engine was a big theme in the old testament.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 3 года назад +23

    5:00 "So thinking about it is fine."
    Oh boy, here we go.
    Matthew 5:27-28.
    27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery
    28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
    So no, you can't think about it, cause that's also commiting adultery. I think the guy who wrote this blog doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @l_ndonmusic
      @l_ndonmusic 2 года назад +1

      He just wants to restrict womens’ abilities to do anything outside of what he considers “holy” and to post-hawk justify his “unholy” actions. Like he’ll look surface level into stuff that agrees with his premises but he’ll analyze the hell out of something to come to a different conclusion about it

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +1355

    “Socialist arguments against the Bible”
    So.,,, who’s gonna tell him that Jesus was a socialist?

    • @addylenwest8536
      @addylenwest8536 3 года назад +3

      Matthew Jensen no way he was?

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 3 года назад +201

      Addylen West yeah, if we were to interpret his teachings within a modern political context.
      As Obery Hendricks Jr, an ordained minister and PhD biblical scholar wrote: “An important goal of [Jesus’] ministry was to radically change the distribution of authority and power, goods and resources, so all people - particularly the little people, or ‘the least of these’, as Jesus called them - might have lives free of political repression, enforced hunger and poverty, and undue insecurity... I believe that democratic socialism is much more in tune with the Gospel of Jesus than any other economic model, especially capitalism.”

    • @reyisnull
      @reyisnull 3 года назад +46

      i think Jesus was an Anarcho-Pacifist...

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 3 года назад +110

      jesus was just a fucking badass who would disagree with people like this

    • @NotEvnHere
      @NotEvnHere 3 года назад +14

      @@reyisnull momento mori.

  • @saolovesu
    @saolovesu 3 года назад +391

    thursday will take the knees of gender roles. thursday's gender: toe bones

  • @foodz8947
    @foodz8947 3 года назад +14

    This guy makes me want to crawl up of my skin and become an amphibian in a river.

  • @zetagundamzz
    @zetagundamzz 3 года назад +8

    I had a friend. He used to be a good friend, but we started to realize what he was about when he first described his, now wife, to me and my husband. He said, and I cannot make this shit up, "I like her because she does what I tell her to". My husband just looked over to me with an excited face like, 'oh shit! What are you gonna say!?'. The fuck dude!?!?! The only reason why we stayed such good friends for so long was because he had a hard time keeping girlfriends until his GEM OF A WIFE came along. She's the epitome of #tradwife These people are REAL...

  • @mameyn9282
    @mameyn9282 3 года назад +484

    “I believed that equal rights for women was a good thing, I no longer feel this way”
    I SNEEZED, that is the funniest sentence that I have heard in 2020

    • @daninoa9650
      @daninoa9650 3 года назад +42

      It almost sounds like something out of a parody.

    • @beetle7710
      @beetle7710 3 года назад +10

      How did you sneeze on command? It that something a person can do?

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 3 года назад +6

      @@beetle7710 ever heard the expression "I am literally tickled"? This person was tickled on the nose

    • @ichor2127
      @ichor2127 3 года назад +10

      Me and the gals when the world war 3 draft begins

    • @hollyhayes9640
      @hollyhayes9640 2 года назад

      Sorry, women aren't allowed to vote anymore. Biblical Gender Roles said so. 🙃🙏

  • @captain_smart.casual4789
    @captain_smart.casual4789 3 года назад +333

    Never thought I'd find a person that makes Girl Defined look vaguely reasonable

    • @JovanDacic
      @JovanDacic 3 года назад +6

      Just imagine, one of the younger GD girls might end her "season of singlehood" by marrying a BGR contributor. But I expect every BGR poster to be a strict no-overalls-on-feeeeeemales guy who refuses to marry anyone over 18.

  • @javiermallillin
    @javiermallillin Год назад +4

    When will the horrible person tier list of people that strange ÆONS has reviewed come out???? Has it already?? I Need To See This

  • @theartpuppet4220
    @theartpuppet4220 3 года назад +57

    To anyone who sees this comment please know that I am religious (church of latter-day saints) and a big gay rainbow :D
    God loves you.
    I hate that there are people that claim to be a member of my faith and don't hold the morales that it is supposed to preach. This is because I am afraid people will assume I have a twisted sense of faith as well. I always think you should hate the player not the game when it comes to things like this. The deity loves you unconditionally and if it's followers make you feel otherwise then those followers have failed in their mission.
    Anyway back to becoming a bog witch.
    Love y'all :)

    • @Syphonus811
      @Syphonus811 3 года назад +4

      God may have put his love into me when he created me, but he must hate himself if he created me >:)

    • @theartpuppet4220
      @theartpuppet4220 3 года назад +3

      I can't stop laughing and your profile picture is adding to it!

    • @_cynth_wave
      @_cynth_wave 3 года назад +2

      Tbf the LDS church does condemn homosexual relationships on their website as of last time I checked, so being bigoted is definitely okay as a member.

    • @theartpuppet4220
      @theartpuppet4220 3 года назад

      @@_cynth_wave being a bigot is never ok.

    • @_cynth_wave
      @_cynth_wave 3 года назад +2

      @@theartpuppet4220 Never said it was okay, just said it's consistent with the LDS church's stated opinions, which you seemed to say it isnt.

  • @mentallyunstable1926
    @mentallyunstable1926 3 года назад +1416

    biblical gender roles: s-x is a benefit of marriage
    me, an asexual: that’s a benefit?

  • @ghostkid9872
    @ghostkid9872 3 года назад +386

    Fun game, every time they say the word “husband” replace it with furby

    • @jackkirwan8146
      @jackkirwan8146 3 года назад +67

      Women should obey their furbies.

    • @vivk2932
      @vivk2932 3 года назад +72

      "Women should dress to please their furbies. Women, if you go out on a date with your furby, be sure to pick out a sexy dress that shows off your God-given body and that you know he will like."

    • @peripateticmind8461
      @peripateticmind8461 3 года назад +9

      Rather this sounds like a good coping mechanism to push thru seeing the rest of the blog 🤡

    • @kaedesghost3123
      @kaedesghost3123 3 года назад +9

      Im married to my furby

  • @imnotactiveanymorelol8867
    @imnotactiveanymorelol8867 3 года назад +8

    I’m starting to think Historia Reiss was ahead of her time when she said humanity should be wiped out. We should’ve listened to her 1171 years ago.

  • @basilgamesx2422
    @basilgamesx2422 3 года назад +3

    Imagine a retelling of the story of Eden except instead of becoming a snake Lucifer transforms into a Long Furby.

  • @Obaminator42069
    @Obaminator42069 3 года назад +203

    My mother thinks listening to Queen turned me “into a gay”

    • @crocus8080
      @crocus8080 3 года назад +84

      @@lifeismeaningless7169 simple. Freddie Mercury is more powerful than God

    • @alicegoldstein4957
      @alicegoldstein4957 3 года назад +13

      @@crocus8080 THAT SENTENCE IS THE BEST ONE IVE EVER READ-

    • @knjigoloznica
      @knjigoloznica 3 года назад +3

      Didn't it tho

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 года назад +13

      If Queen makes one gay then I have to reevaluate my sexuality

    • @bluelol4843
      @bluelol4843 3 года назад +4

      Mike Odin Freddie Mercury IS God

  • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
    @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 3 года назад +499

    I’m ordering the fabric for my long furby, Anklet Rumor The Third, this weekend, he’s so excited to become a cottagecore princess who lives in the woods

    • @plasticfrog4533
      @plasticfrog4533 3 года назад +33

      omg if you’re finished, i would love to see a picture 🖤 sounds extraordinary

    • @frenchiestfry9045
      @frenchiestfry9045 3 года назад +25

      Is there anywhere we can see Anklet Rumor the Third when he’s gøłdëñ bröŵñ 👀👀👀

    • @amysimpson6496
      @amysimpson6496 3 года назад +12

      I want a long furby😭😭😭

    • @aliciaschroeder7212
      @aliciaschroeder7212 3 года назад +3

      Nice pfp and username

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 3 года назад +3

      I need to see

  • @kovatsbotond194
    @kovatsbotond194 3 года назад +8

    "It's illegal to discriminate against trans people on the basis of them being trans."
    Hungary: hold my beer

  • @yuriko_AH
    @yuriko_AH 3 года назад +4

    "we must continue to preach that these behaviours are corruptions of His perfect design"
    Me (who has asthma, eczema, & serveral other things that don't work properly): yep, *perfect* design

  • @holhorse4642
    @holhorse4642 3 года назад +650

    Fun fact: the only thing in the Bible says about abortions are how to do one

    • @LB-yg2br
      @LB-yg2br 3 года назад +149

      And how it’s not murder, it’s a property crime if (if it’s even a crime at all aka done to an unwilling mother)

    • @elizairland6586
      @elizairland6586 3 года назад +75

      11/10

    • @analdestroyer8000
      @analdestroyer8000 3 года назад +4

      @@LB-yg2br heyyy I'm in the same place on the political compass

    • @sakura_branches
      @sakura_branches 3 года назад +3

      @@analdestroyer8000 OMG SAME.

    • @LB-yg2br
      @LB-yg2br 3 года назад +3

      @@analdestroyer8000 then I do believe we must fight Highlander style.
      ThErE cAn Be OnLy OnE!!!

  • @IAmTheInternets
    @IAmTheInternets 3 года назад +364

    went to the site
    saw "7 Steps to Grooming Your Young Christian Wife"
    that's enough internet for today

    • @redacted5795
      @redacted5795 3 года назад +5

      Dang...

    • @GoatHerdt
      @GoatHerdt 3 года назад +46

      I watched Suris’s video on that article... as a disabled woman who’s still working on being self-sufficient, hearing about everything in that article only made worse when combined with how he views women... it’s like an actual horror story; but it actually COULD’VE happened to me. Still can, if I’m not careful.. sends shivers down my spine thinking about it.

    • @ninja5chic
      @ninja5chic 3 года назад +9

      Oh god i almost threw up

    • @marie5349
      @marie5349 3 года назад +46

      please tell me that by "grooming" he means "help her do her hair and scrub her back in the shower and give her a pedicure/manicure because you love her this much" and not "pedophilia"

    • @childofgod759
      @childofgod759 3 года назад +18

      Thomas has seen enough, it was time to leave

  • @kate.6262
    @kate.6262 3 года назад +7

    I was on this sight and wandered onto an article titled "how to seduce your husband biblically." Read the whole thing, I am scarred, and I will never get back the 7 minutes of my life I spent doing that

  • @elisabethg9491
    @elisabethg9491 3 года назад +5

    Why did it only NOW occur to me “why is a MAN writing about women...”