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1:48 they use they/them pronouns!
Who does
Who?
The person tweeting in the post goes by they/them I assume. Aeons referred to them as "She" and the Op let her know!
That's super nice of Aeons to pin that so everyone else can refer to them with proper pronouns
Wow, everyone's being so wholesome.
I remember my mom talking to my dad about her older sister being a lesbian. I was a Mormon so i had no basis for sexuality outside of straight.
I asked my mom what a lesbian was and she said "oh a lesbian is a girl who likes to dance with other girls"
This led to me telling everyone that i was a lesbian with my sister because we loved dancing together.
This folks, is why you gotta be honest with your kids.
YES! If you "sugarcoat" things and pretend to children that they mean something else, they'll just use whatever word you lied to them about in some drastically wrong situation
@@aethela8712 you'd think they would have learned when my younger sister asked what sex is and my mom told her it was "a thing you do with someone you love" and my sister loudly proclaimed she wanted to "have sex" with her 3rd grade teacher.. Because she loved her teacher so much.
My parents have their 3 "do-over-daughters" (adopted my brother's kids) and this time they are being more upfront about body parts, sexuality, and gender as they have a trans aunt (i guess now sister in-law) and cousin(niece?) , me (their bisexual cis older sister/aunt).
Which tbh if my parents didnt do it i was going to because knowing these things would have prevented a lot of heartache for my siblings and i.
This barely has anything to do with you're story but this is making me think of in one of the DOAWK books Gerg is telling the adunce about his family's misadventures in learning Spanish anyways he ends up thinking the spanish word for "I love you" for "What's you're name"
@@levi3446 I'm bisexual... So a little.
Lol
“Being a lesbian will never get you a boyfriend!” Well... technically true.
Ayyy 69th like boiisss
Let's keep it that way
Don't threaten me with a good time!
sHIT
oh no whatever will they do
My latin teacher yelled about how they keep hiding gay history she was so pissed
Your teacher is a queen 😘
This reminds me of a part in ars amatoria were men are, translated to modern English, adviced not shave their legs, because only gay men would do this. Ovid did not say gay literally, but the meaning was clear enough.
Yay
Your profile picture is beautiful
It's always the Latin teachers! I love mine too, she does the same and if she misses one that I know I'll just be like "Wasn't ___ in love with someone else?" and she'll go off. High five, thank you to all the great teachers in the world
Dude, we need to start going up to straight people and saying, "oh you two are such good friends", or "are you siblings?" watch the straights get pissed
I have mistaken a (straight) married couple for siblings, it caught me completely off guard when they corrected me 😂
Someone thought me (female) and my boyfriend were siblings. (Neither of us are straight though, bisexual ftw)
I've had the opposite of this happen, where someone thought my brother and I were dating
It was very uncomfortable
@@madeleineg.k.3119 oh god same, it always happen to me everytime i go out with any of my brothers
@@madeleineg.k.3119 funny story:
Someone thought my sister(six years older) was my mother
She was like 14 at the time
I’m a white ginger and my ex is chinese and we were routinely asked if we were sisters when we held hands in public...we liked to say we were “step sisters, but in the porn way”
LMAO that's brilliant
@@pw5975 If this wasn't a reply in THIS video I would be screaming
Woah step sis, what are you doing there?
When I read this at first I thought you ment you're a ginger with white hair. I was so confused.
P W
You, my friend, are a legend
Men: * homosexual*
Historians: hmm yes *_grass_*
@@tricksfollies9549 "c'mon, bro, time for our daily *g r a s s i n s p e c t i o n*
@@squawkietalkie56 grass inspection day with the h o m i e s
Ranibow Sprimkle mm y e s grass. *very* green today hm?
Hmm yes, this grass is made of grass
What if we inspected the grass together... and we're both boys!!!
One of my favorite things is how Achilles is portrayed as this big buff man in modern times. But in a few of his stories he was described as being able to easily disguise himself as a woman.
I would definitely like to see some modern art of him with that fact in mind.
Buff lady
buff woman
I mean if you're invulnerable then why bother getting buff
He (and his boyfriend) were able convincingly disguise as princesses in order to dodge the draft to fight in the Trojan war
My favorite historical Sapphoandherfriend moments:
1. They found a grave with these two knights buried together while holding hands... they must have been very close friends or brothers!
2. En Egyptian sculpture, which usually represents a married couple sitting on a bench is found featuring two women... they must have been close friends/sisters!
3. When Alexander the Great’s right hand man died, Alexander mourned for several days and had to be forcefully dragged away from him, he put out the flame reserved to signify the death of a king, and he tried to have him made into a god... totally besties!
4. alexander hamilton wrote smexy af letters to john laurens, and deemed laurens' death as the "worst blow of the revolutionary war"... just friends, guys, juST FRIENDS-
Do you have more info on the Egyptian sculpture?
Holy mother of God, I just realized: Gilgamesh and Enkidu.Literally when Enkidu dies Gilgamesh becomes very depressed and after a while goes to the ends of the earth to find a cure for death
Wait is THAT the thing that caused this “mysterious” shift in attitude Alexander the Great supposedly had and supposedly no one could ever pin down to any one event?
His husband died and nobody thinks that might have changed his outlook?
@@yuriythebest3. I have about zero doubts that Alexander the Great was gay, but we also have to remember he did basically the same thing for his horse Bucephalus. Did a big national funeral for him, several days long too as far as I remember, and then named a city after him. If we are to judge his sexuality based on who he mourns the loudest, then he was also gay for his horse
People: gay
Historians: damn they were such good homies
Kissin’ the homies good night bro
*gasp* They were roommates
i would like this but i cant ruin the 420 likes
Never forget the two guys holding each other while Pompeii erupted
Proof Strange Aeons is secretly straight : ruclips.net/video/QNulS324Fww/видео.html
How do straight people look at two girls kissing and think “aww they’re best friends,” yet when I, 12 at the time, stood next to my stepdad at Walmart, they assumed I was his wife?? The buffoonery
At 12?! Where the f do you live?!
Jakub Mike i lived in ontario at the time 😭
Wtf!
e x c u s e m e w h a t
Big Yikes!
I’m annoyed that people pretend Greek mythology isn’t gay. For example
Achilles and Patroclus: have their ashes mixed together after death
Historians: SuCh GoOd FrIeNDs!
Apollo was literally bisexual.
His most famous lover was a guy, but he was in relationships with men and women
Ancient Greek philosophers were arguing over their relationship! Plato was in the "Harold, they're lovers" camp.
do people forget there is a literal god of homosexuality and was known to be a beautiful boy who became zeus' toyboy
@@cheeseball94 wait who's the god of the gays
@@Myrea_Rend I'm looking @ you, "The Symposium"
I feel like male freiendships are either "Bro you looked at me, thats gay" or "Kissing the homies goodnight" with no inbetween
In my experiencing observing male friendships, this is 1000% true
as a male, i can say that a lot of my friendships with other men have been both simultaneously
*_two girls_*
*_sitting in a hot tub_*
*_literally making out because they’re best friends_*
They're just practicing for when they have husbands, obviously.
The only logical explanation is this
@Sassy Slarfy Gacha duh, they just sometimes share the same bed (it's easier) and if it's warm then they don't wear clothes to bed but they're obviously just good Christian roommates who are waiting for the right good Christian guy
This is all the obvious things, and sometime they may even practice getting married so they are prepared for the wedding with their good Christian husband because it's just two good old Christian friends who happen to be girls
@Sassy Slarfy Gacha and wear wedding rings to show the dedication and loyalty to their husbands
Guys hug: ha, GAY
Girls making out: they're such good friends!
Girls: finger-banging each other, eating each other out, literally open mouth kissing.
Society: such good friends!
Guys: exist
Society: I dunno man sounds a little gay to me.
@@whalecat8049 if you exist as a guy next to other guy, you risk touching some other guy at some point in time, and that's pretty gay
@@martaleszkiewicz5115 and having a pp is gay because literally always touching a pp.
When i was 4 i told my mum two men couldnt be in love. She burst out laughing and asked me why i thought my preschool teacher (who was my parents' friend) lived with a man. That's amusing.
When you add that she had me with a bisexual man, it's even funnier. But that's not even the kicker:
I'M A GAY DUDE.
Your mom explained that in the best way lol, she sounds awesome
@@MissPoplarLeaf she is! i talked to her recently and apparently she's probably heterosexual biromantic so yeah x)
Character development
Funny how tradition works XD
"It's bad luck to see the Bride before the wedding"
Hetero: *Groom cannot see Bride*
Les: *Brides cannot see each other*
Gay: *Two grooms* We are immune to bad luck!
Non binaries: So... if one of us wears a dress the other cant see before the wedding or...
@@micahguillemette3344 sounds right to me!
Was with my bf of two years. Someone looked at us and went, “Brothers aren’t supposed to sit that close to eachother. It is really disgusting to see that sort of stuff between brothers.” We were at a park and I was sitting on my bf’s lap feeding him candies cause it was our anniversary.
They got the relationship part right. But we arent brothers. Lol.
"He's a little confused but he's got the sport"
Totally typical brothers' behavior, so easy to mistake! :D
Dude sees incest before loving gay relationship. *Eye roll*
Yeah that's totally normal behaviour for brothers nothing gay about it
@@galactic-hamster7043 ha sport
Christian people saying gay stuff isn't gay convinced me I wasn't bisexual for YEARS.
*Everyone will feel that*
Me🙃
I feel that. I got told by my parents “You look at woman because you admire them as you would a sunset and most definitely platonically.” Yes Dad, I look at the waitresses butts because it reminds me of sunsets, lol.
@@redlikeroses1062 this is such a funny thing to say wtf a sunset?
MEE TOO!!!!
Reverse sappho and her friend: me and my mom were eating at a diner. A woman thinks we're on a date, comes up to us and says "Jesus loves you"
NOOOOOOOO 😭
Omg😂😂
I CANTDNHEDBFBD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
LMAO at least your mom gets to know she still looks young 🤣
That's a big oof right there...
this is just reminding me of the thread from a sapphic wedding photo, where some karen commented how cute their double wedding was and asked for the husbands' photo. someone pointed that this was a lesbian wedding and karen did olympics level mental gymnastics and commented "oh wow I didn't know this was part of Lebanese culture."
Sappho of Lebanon
"Oh wow! This wedding photo from the tiny greek isle of Lebanon is really cool!"
“Two bro’s sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart cos they’re not gay.”
Historians: *EXACTLY*
I'm a lesbian future historian and that is so frustrating!
hehe
Two amici sitting in thermae, three cubits and a span apart, cus they not Greek (gay)
@@SailorSaturn1994 PLEASE TELL ME THE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS
@@enzoqueijao XD OMG
“we are homosexuals”
“you mean homies?”
maybe homiesexuals
da home of sexuals
Just wanna let everyone know that you can use hydrogen peroxide to whiten your teeth just as well as any teeth whitener :/ Teeth whitening stuff is a scam
@@TewifyingUwU lmao big brain stuff
@@TewifyingUwU not only that, teeth aren't supposed to be perfectly white, they are closer to yellow.
Every guy I’ve dated, at least one person will ask if we’re brothers. It’s to the point where my reaction is just to pull him into a kiss and make them feel uncomfortable. Yes, I am aware I’m the worst.
Absolutely perfect comeback! It also helps you tell if homophobic or just stupid/sheltered. Beware though! Eventually your bf will figure out that being mistaken for friends/brothers means he'll get a kiss. And at that point you'll get harrased by "Omg aren't we like, the best of friends?" and "You're such a great bro my guy." thus you'll be forced into kissing him!
You are perfect, please don't ever change
YESSS KING I'm stealing this
no, no, you’re the best
YASSS KING POP OFF 🥰💞💓💕💘💞💗💓💞💕💓💅💅💅
So I was out with my wife and our 3 year old daughter Mina, and we went to get ice cream. While in the store this employee said, "I'd love to be that close to my godchild." My wife and I instantly broke down laughing as my daughter said, "they're my mommies." One of the most funniest assumptions about my wife and our daughter🤣🤣🤣
I was at a lesbian wedding last year and the mother of one of the brides said “They are not a couple! They live together because rent is too expensive and they are marring for tax reasons”
THEY LIVE IN A APARTMENT WITH ONE BED! THEY HAVE AN EXTRA ROOM THAT THEY TURNED INTO A LIBRARY/OFFICE. THEY CHOSE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME BED! NOW THEY ARE KISSING, GERALDINE!! (Is what I wanted to say...)
That is hilarious. My question would be "if this was for tax reasons why have the full wedding? For the dresses? Yeah probably for the dresses."
r/thathappened
What, you haven't had the experience of living together with your best friend, satisfying your friends sexual desires, getting married for tax reasons and adopting and raising a kid together?
Honestly have you even lived TBQHWYF
My girlfriend has an Irish Catholic family, and her mom won’t go to her other gay daughter’s wedding (because lesbians). If I have to pull this crap just to get my potential-mother-in-law-to-be to attend, then I will lmfao
Geraldine is just...something else for that wow
People will see girlfriends who look nothing alike and think they're siblings, but ask brothers and sisters if they're a couple.
This literally happened to me for years except the other way around. Because my natural hair was the same as my at the time bf people assumed we were siblings so I started dying my hair black so we could act like a couple without people assuming incest. Tbf, we also had the same eye color and skin tone but that's where our similarities stopped. 😂😂
People will ask if you happen to be relatives in many situations anyway.
I (light brown and wavy hair, blue eyes, ultrapale male) got asked the question from someone if the girl I was with was my sister or whatever (dark brown and completely curly hair, green eyes, way more tanned than me, COMPLETELY different facial features).
We weren't even dating, we weren't even doing anything "couple-ish", we were simply at a cinema the two us.
Daily reminder, even if you have known someone from more than 24 years (and you are 25) you must be about to fuck a member of the opposite sex if you are just the two of you.
Moongem good God I hate that so much
fact
My great grandma looked at me and my (gay for the record) cousin and said "wow if I didnt know you too were cousins I'd think you were a couple!" He started laughing but I was so humiliated I almost choked on my rice.
It spoke to my soul as a bisexual man. For the longest time I didn't believe I existed, but apparently there is robust evidence now to support it. What an absolute relief.
Two dudes from history: *were gay*
Historians: they were besties
Me: I diagnose you with wrong
“I diagnose you with wrong” will now be added to my vernacular, thank you very much
@@squishyparrotlets ya welcome
My Greek and Roman literature professor never outright said the Iliad is gay but he said that wanting your ashes mixed isn’t exactly “brotastic” I miss that man every day
I miss him even though I never had him, he must have been •takes deep breath• *AMAZING*
I *wish* I had a professor like that to teach my dumbass
Real homies always get their ashes mixed
I really wanna like this comment but it has exactly 420 likes
Men: *make eye contact*
People: GAY
Women: *get married and adopt children*
People: awww best friends 🥰
Except for when the men in question are penguins. I still remember hearing about a gay pair of penguins who even were given an egg to raise and there were people who were like 'no no they must just be really good friends stop trying to push a H o M o S e X u A l A g E n D a'
Just gals being pals
I was both the third and fourth lines of this post in middle school
Women: **combines eggs to have a biological child together**
People: OMG Friend goals!!
@@theotterminator8482 Funny thing is that such an event is not that uncommon with birds. Perhaps it helps reduce aggression and competition between males and improves the chances of a successful hatching? Either way, homosexuality is definitely a noted thing in nature.
Once my (now ex) gf and I were on a date And someone was like "omg besties!!!" And we were like..."ma'am. We are both in flannel. Deduce."
On the flip side, one time my cousin and I (I'm white and she's adopted from China for context) we're having lunch and when I went to pay the waitress was like "omg u and ur gf are so cute" and I was like "no we're cousins"
hey, cousin and gf arent mutually exclusive 👀
@@empirecrumbles615 I-
This is 1,000% funnier when you know how the original English dub of Sailor Moon treated the lesbians Uranus and Neptune.
@@empirecrumbles615 sweet home alabama
@@rageagainstthemicrowave1313 🪕
I'm a trans guy with a gay man but the funniest shit is when they assume my very feminine boyfriend is my girlfriend and i just... at that point we just go "yep."
It's extremely validating being Pre-T and somehow dating a man who is infinitely more feminine than i was when i thought i was a cis woman.
I could carve the word “lesbian” on my gravestone and historians would still be like “bUt hoW can we bE sure????”
"It ment something different back then."
Or maybe they just won’t give a shit?
"Well we can't tell for sure they're a lesbian, so there's probably a spelling mistake. I too think this grave is 'tres bien' yes very good grave."
**carves "I love girls" into my gravestone just to be clear**
Historians: she really did love her good Christian gal pals
@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 hardly likely
two women: **kiss, get married, adopt two kids and live in a cottage together**
People: AH YES, BEST FRIENDS
U a furry 🤮🤮
@Brent black Yes, and?
@Kall me Kai EXACTLY DUDE. And also, nice to meet another furry.
@Brent black Also, atleast I have the courage to post what I do on the internet rather than sh^t on someone else for doing what they want.
I have no idea why you hate furries but I hope that you someday change your mind, or atleast stop showing it in public so pridefully
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
"No we're cousins"
*Sailor Moon flashback intensifies*
YUP
"THEY'RE GIRLS AND COUSINS TOO"
As a kid I was always confused when they appeared on scene 'cause they said they were cousins but looked like a cool couple😔✌️ And their chemistryyy thoo, were they officially cousins or it was only for the anime?
@@waffle7842 It was the English dub. They were a couple in the Japanese version.
@@waffle7842 Huh. That was weird. My second comment just disappeared. I don't think I was mentioning anything inappropriate? Anyways Hulu made the news in 2014 for hosting Sailor Moon without the lgbtqa+ censorship.
I'm not sure if this entirety counts, But one time in middle school this guy stopped me in the halls and told me. "If you keep dressing like that, you'll never have sex." ....I'm asexual
As someone who lives in Lesbos, i have to say - as ironic as it sounds - the homophobia here, is 𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙
B-but Lesbos?! Not the lesbian promise land!
_f_
@@xenonsan3110 i know. There's a village here called Eresos. Every summer is filled with Lesbians. my heart gets warm whenever i visit it
Oof
I don't know what is this thing with sapphic people and islands. Tove Jansson, author of the Moomins, spend a lot of time on a small island called Klovharun with her "really good friend" Tuulikki Pietilä. They had a little summer cabin there for 30 years!!
Two girls: hug, kiss, make-out, have a child together
Society: "Just gals bein' pals."
Two boys: accidentally touch hands
Society: "I dunno man, seems pretty gay to me..."
Exactly
(Enter the ‘it’s free real estate’ meme) It’s the heteronormativity, combined with how girls are stereotypically super close with their friends and how men are stereotypically not willing to do anything for their friends other than give them a Nice Manly Pat On The Back
I was gonna say that girls do act a lot more affectionate publicly with each other than guys do so it’s not that crazy to not immediately assume they’re gay..
But then I remembered that I’ve been an oblivious bisexual for the past 16 years and that fact invalidates my argument
My comment has 666 likes don't you DARE ruin it.
Update: I’ve recently discovered that I actually do not have interest in men and I have been lying to myself and others..
I am in fact a lesbian and everything suddenly makes so much sense wow
7:18 Being a bisexual man myself, it's a great relief to learn that I exist.
This is why I was so deep in the closet for so long. When I had a friend sleeping on my chest just in our undies and a top and I was like "This is what really good friends do.... right?"
Historians invented the words “really good friends”.
Historians are the anti-shippers.
We live in such a heteronormative society that even as a gay myself I still act like a dumb straight historian.
@@harlensdestruction7115 same 😭 sometimes I can be so heteronormative I was literally reading a book set around 1900 and there was several clear hints that this guy was gay but I didn't realize until around the last chapter 🤦 it all made so much sense then 😂
By which they mean “really GOOD friends.”
Proof Strange Aeons is secretly straight : ruclips.net/video/QNulS324Fww/видео.html
Two bros chillin' in a Greek urn, all mixed together but they're not gay.
Man on man lovin' was very common both in greek and roman times...even during battle, couples would be put side by side in the phalanx being known they fight more savagely to protect and impress one another. If that isn't the epitome of bromance I don't know what is.
@@orlandolzr It's true. I still laugh at the idea that Alexander The Great and Hephaestion were "just good buddies".
God I love this
This is hands down the best comment I have ever seen on youtube! Made my evening!
Orlando Lazar sadly lesbians were not as accepted, they didn’t get pure hate but they were depicted as having bigger body parts because a woman can’t have relations with another woman unless their vaginas were giant! How dare
When I was growing up my mom called all of her best friends her girlfriends, so when I met a lesbian couple for the first time I assumed that was what they did too. I then had to have my bisexual mother explain lesbians to me.
Those damn lesbians confusing cishets again!!1!1!1
I feel this so hard. It takes so little for people to go right to the "you're sisters!" assumption. I'm half Portuguese (olive skinned with black hair), my girlfriend is Irish and blond. Somehow we STILL get pegged as sisters when we check into hotels and they ask if we want to exchange the Queen bedroom we booked for one with two twin beds. 🤦🏽♀️
And meanwhile my brother and I booked a twin room for our uncle's wedding, they saw a woman's name and a man's name with the same surname, so pushed the two beds together.
Men: **literally on top of each other,smiling and being clearly gay**
Historians: "Ah yes,two good friends *inspecting grass* as we all do"
Bro, it's 4pm, time for our daily grass inspection!
@@r_kayne Yes my straight bro
what you *don't* inspect the grass with your homies?
Just two good buds having a normal one.
How do I get my homies to inspect grass with me?
Two straight dudes: Accidentally look at each other once
"Lmao haha gay"
Two gay dudes in a relationship: Kiss
"Wow, they're such good friends! I wish my friend would scratch my throat with their tongue for me!"
"Just cause someone has a girlfriend doesnt make them gay" gurl I think you need a dictionary and closely read what does gf/bf means 👁👄👁
@@stxrglare4081 lesbian is also gay, plus gay is often used as an umbrella term for LGBTQ+ people even tho theres already qu33r (censoring cuz yt likes to delete comments)
oh yeah, I learned a few months ago but I hadn’t remembered I left that comment, I guess I’ll edit it.
Avatar Kyoshi, the character they were talking about, actually was not gay. The comics explicitly state that she loved both men and women. She was bisexual. Though I just know that the commenter was assuming her to be straight.
The women’s group at my parents’ (completely anti-LGBTQ+) church is called Girlfriends, which is very funny to me
ETA: they recently left that church, after 15 years of 3x/week attendance, because it got ~too woke~. Translation: the pastor said Breonna Taylor was murdered, not simply reaping the consequences of her poor life choices.
@@alisaurus4224 this feels similar to the proud boys SOUNDING like a very homosexual group and not..what it is*
*(a white supremacist group, for those who don’t know)
me and my boyfriend were out being edgy sk8er boys when a girl told me that my "brother" was cute
My straight mother: *nothing is gay they’re all just good friends*
Me a lesbian: *no one is straight they are all gay*
like mother like daughter ;)
My straight mother: *You need some girlfriends who will peer-pressure you into being more feminine*
Me a closeted aspergers kid: _holds hands while clothes shopping with a friend_
My horrified straight mother: *Stop that immediately*
Me a pansexual anytime p people do anything remotely close: omg i wonder if they like eachother 😳
Yeah the “sisters” thing is super real. Happened to me and my ex gf a couple times. We were both white but I was brunette, brown eyed and pretty short, while she was blonde, blue eyed and tall. Our only similarity was curly hair. I mean sure it was a possibility we were sisters, but we were holding hands cmon lol
@@Phorlakh haha omg 💀
Two girls literally making out
Straights™: Awww, what a great friendship
Two boys standing peacefully next to each other
Straights™: OMG are they gay or what???
Amazing joke Doppio
my friend told me she was going on a date, so i said, "who's the lucky fella?" then, suddenly remembering she's bi, my brain decided adding "or feller?" would be a good idea
Smooth
Nailed it
Younger me: *Walks down the hall way holding hands with my gf*
Teacher: What good friends 🙂
Young me: *Kisses girlfriend on the lips*
Teacher: 🙃🤔
My grandma once called my aunts WIFE her “friend”.... in front of her.... to my girlfriend. The woman was surrounded by lesbians and still couldn’t comprehend the gay
holy shit, the level of denial is just impeccable
but to be fair she probably grew up in a world where that wasnt common
The amount of incomprehension she had
You are SURROUNDED BY LESBIANS LADY
ACKNOWLEDGE THE GAY
She was blinded by the gay
"Evidence shows that bisexual men exist."
"Someone tell cryptidcore tumblr they've been found!"
They do??? Damnit, I'd almost faded into the void, why does science keep discovering me and pulling me back into the hell of material reality? Why can't I just live as an abstract concept???
I kinda like being called a cryptid
@@curvingfyre6810 Alas, science has progressed too far, we are no longer safe.
I have found some evidence a couple of years back after a few beers at a party...
Aw fuck they found us... gotta fly fam, I’ll be hanging with bigfoot cuz you KNOW that nickname comes with some subtext
If you have ever uttered the phrase "I want to live in a cottage" I automatically assume you're a lesbian
i used to live in a 200 year old cottage with my best friend lol
And rightfully so
I guess I’m a male lesbian then.
I've always wanted to live in a cottage.
I only just found out I'm gay
@@ashb998 I've always wanted to live in a cottage.
I only just found out I'm a woman
As we can see in this tapestry that is labelled "Lovers deep in the heat of passion 3" for some reason, these two women were very enthusiastic friends
"being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys"
...
...
since when?
And even then,That's not a bad thing for lesbians at all.
Bruh, I wish that was the case
@Shrishti Singh
Considering how much money lesbian porn makes, I'm pretty sure a lot of people care about it quite a bit.
As a straight man, I wish. Not saying I'm particularly attracted to gay women, but like it'd be pretty chill if I could just immediately turn off my attraction to them after learning their orientation.
@@iankellymorris There is. Just look away.
Historians be like "Agatha never got married or even so much as looked at a man. Although she lived with her best FRIEND and ROOMMATE for 60 years until they died in each other's arms and we're buried next to each other"
They fostered a kid together, and sent multiple passionate letters between them over the years, showing just how strongly they cared for each other and their FREINDSHIP.
They where such good friends that they carved their names into trees with hearts, and sent poems about how they longed for each other’s body’s. You know, as great friends do, obviously practicing writing poems for their husband that where very real.
Gen z: Damn, that's gay
oh my god they were tombmates
Aww
University: *Finds robust evidence of bi men existing*
Me materializing out of thin air: It's about time
fucking finally dude i was getting tired of being in the void
I’m so glad I finally exist. It was getting boring being a nothing in the cosmos.
When I was younger and just getting into manga I kept questioning "Why does this one girl have such short hair? And why do they keep calling her a guy? Isnt she in love with that other guy?" And just, it was the first yaoi I ever read and I could not comprehend the situation XD
I was locking arms with my boyfriend (cuz i hate handholding) and someone said "you shouldn't do that people might get the wrong idea" like my guy that's literally the point.
the straights: you've been assigned a critical task
best bros: mission failed successfully
@@JKjr328
i always thought i was kinda weird bc i always do the armlock thing instead of handholding bc hands are kinda icky
@@user-hg2eb7wy5h thank youu! My hands are always freezing so I do armlock
@@user-hg2eb7wy5h huh. My gf has a weird thing for hands so I kinda assumed everyone found hands sexy for some reason
the stupidest story of mistaken straights. my boyfriend and i went to see a movie in theaters and we were holding hands and just being generally fluffy. anyways, the lady at concessions was a little confused by it, i guess, and her friend just smiled at us and said "nice to see good guy friends being vulnerable with each other like girls do without being scared of being called gay." i mean, what???
Well I take it you weren't scared of being called gay, and may have even preferred it.
I knew a trans man that before I knew they were I assumed they were a girl that didn't care about social expectations. It gave cis me confidence even if the premise was wrong.
Me in freshman year college: Hey, would you like to go out?
Her: I'd have to ask my girlfriend about that|
Me: Okay, just ask her
(the next morning)
Me: Oh. OH. I'm an idiot.
Why am I laughing so hard xD
did she ask?
When I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time we went to the restaurant. My gf and I held hands and hugged. At some point her mom made a comment : "you two really are good friends aren't you ?"
Even after having clearly announced it to her she DID NOT TAKE THE HINT. That was so cute of her and also hilarious and my girlfriend and I are not together anymore, but we're still really good friends, and we still joke about it.
I saw a literal lesbian couple, with their daughter and I was like “Oh two friends and their daughter.” Didn’t say anything and then they HELD HANDS. IM A LESBIAN AND DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT
but they were two friends with Their daughter, so technically weren't wrong...
Then there’s me, who at like five thought everyone was a couple-
I've thought the same things about straight couples
I blame the straight washing
Lesbian? How about “Let’s-Be-Very-Close-Women-Friends-I-Swear-That’s-It”
Bisexual? How about But-we’re-just-really-good-women-friends
Me in public in Poland
Everyone knows lesbian is just short for "les be friends"
The "a" stands for "Ah yes just two gals being pals"
Pansexual? How abou “Please-sir-we-are-simply-very-close-lady-friends”
Queer? Obviously means quite-extremely-very-close-lady-friends
Fun story: I have a childhood friend. Our mothers are friends, and we've known each other almost since birth. We went to different schools and such, so we didn't see each other often (still don't), but our friendship has adjusted to accommodate it, and when we do see each other it's really nice.
Anyway, when we were both relatively young (Lower primary maybe), we both made a plan to run away to a country that had legalised gay marriage so we could get married and live together, maybe even adopt kids. We'd both not have boyfriends and we'd live together (OMFG I feel so stupid typing this). We haven't talked about it since and it's taken me a long time to figure out that that was probably not entirely straight.
I'm bi (I think, idk. No idea if I like boys, they exist I guess), but I have no idea what sexuality she is.
I feel so stupid, we were both so oblivious yet obvious at the same time. We're still really good friends to this day.
Brad Pitt: *apparently wouldn't play bisexual Achilles*
Also Brad Pitt: *stars in Interview With The Vampire*
RIGHT
I KNEW THERE WAS A GAY VIBE THERE I FUCKING KNEW IT IM NOT INSANE,, u mean to tell me tom cruise chased this man for decades had a daughter with him, took care of him and made him immortal and they didnt fuck once? Sorry but that makes no sense ❤
Also, vampires are clearly past this stupid hetero cis nonsense....after a few 100 years u wanna spice things up DUH boring ass vlad tepes jsksksks 💀
Hell he was in Fight Club which was written by a gay man and which can be read as very gay very easily
Funny story, a long time ago in the depths of the closet, I was leaving my "bestie"s house and said "I love you" as I left because we said it all the time and that's definitely not gay, but this time she didn't say it back. Within 2 minutes of leaving I get an essay of a message from her saying how she was sorry she didn't say it back, but she just closed the door too quickly and she wanted me to know she loves me and it was just an accident and felt bad. This was in 2014. We FINALLY realized and got together in June 2018 and now laugh at how painfully obviously gay we were
+
Lmao. That’s the most disaster gay story I’ve heard. I’m saving this.
Me looking back at my ‘best friend’ when I was 14-15 year old, who used to say I love you to each other all the time.
We sent long texts like 9/10 nights, describing in detail how much we loved and cared about each other. The nights it didn’t happen the other person had like fallen asleep before or been in a rush and sort of had to apologise for not doing it.
She wrote poetry about how important I was to her and gave it to me to read.
My ‘besti’ who texted me like essays and atleast like 40-80 texts per day, every day. From waking up to literally falling asleep, only taking breaks to eat. Even though we saw each other in school most days.
My ‘friend’ who would demand very very very long hugs, I’m talking minutes long hugs, that would make everyone else around not know what to do because they were so long, everytime we parted ways. Me awkwardly smiling at the other people around. And she hugged no one else that long.
We are talking 3 minutes long, maybe like 9 if it was an particularly long one and no one else was around.
And she pushed for all of the things to get more and more intense in our ‘friendship’, every single time.
My closeted self at the time: yeah I might be gay (but who knows what gay is, and what really caring about a friend is any way? Where goes the line) and might have a crush on her, but people call this sort of things close friendship all the time, she is just doing normal besti stuff. She is definitely straight. She is just doing normal stuff for straight girls, I need to keep my gay feeling out of it to not make it weird.
Me now: yeah no that was gay, so gay. That was definitely a romantic relationship if I ever saw one.
This was more romantic and more intense than most relationships I’ve had as an out lesbian, and lesbians are intense.
Fuxk. and i say "love you." To my best friend all the time. She knows i am gay. She definetly isn't and has a boyfriend. She also says it back.
In our language there are just too few words for love. Since it's a friend sisterlove. When i get an intrusive thought of kissing her. I literally feel like i have to gag.
We also once fantasized about just living together cause easy. Since determined we would be forever alone. But would have never happened since she wants kids. I don't. Altho she does want me to be the godmom. Her kids are getting a gay aunt.
Had a friend in college and we got teased all the time about how we seemed like a lesbian couple and we'd insist we were straight. Our friends were right and we were wrong. 😂 The relationship was very intense and didn't go well in the end, but that's really beside the point. I'm actually pan.
IF YOU WALK AT THE SPEED OF GAY YOU CAN CLICK OF THE SPEED OF GAY
I can’t argue with that logic
@@honeyalmond2702 In no way is that true be gone foul cretin
My mom: quit running!
Me: I'm walking?
My mom: no! Walking is what I do. Anything about 3 miles an hour is running and I won't allow it.
Me: okay, boomer(technically she's not a boomer just a millennial but it's funny because ahe can be quite the Karen sometimes.)
Me and my pack of gay friends moving like a pack of cheetahs
My straight friend walks at the speed of gay and I don't know what to do about it
I told my mom,what I fell in love with a girl.
What did my mom say?
"Of course you are! You are such good friends!"
Aaaaaand that was awkward.
Somehow, as a gay man, I too have a sapho and her friend moment. At pride, with my boyfriend, both of us wearing he/him trans flag pins, and someone comes up and says "You girls must be such close friends to come to pride together" And eye-
Wow that’s another level
Wow they really couldn't have bungled that more 🤦🏻♀️
Me, a giant lesbian - just existing
Girl who is trying desperately to flirt with me, "so like, you wanna go out sometime? I know this fantastic Greek restaurant that's super romantic, and I'll even pay~!"
Me, thinking she's just being nice, "that's a nice friendly thing to offer! I love friends
@@TewifyingUwU Tell her you're questioning, if you're both ok with it you guys can try to date.
Lmao me @ everyone
@@TewifyingUwU Oh boi, when in doubt, close your eyes and let it flow.
@@TewifyingUwU oh well 🤷
@@shrutis it hurts a lot, got friendzoned earlier today, I order you to feel bad for her and now also for me.
I wanted to do more research on Achilles being a fellow gay, and I came a cross an article called “Brokeback Mount Olympus” and help I can’t breathe
Please send. How’s my son Apollo doing?
I kissed an ex girlfriend on the mouth in front of someone, and then they almost immediately asked if she was my sister
A old friend of mine would kiss me on the check “as a joke” and in my dumb little mind I was like *”ah yes this is definitely straight”*
ok ok ok, my story was that i was with my girlfriend at a fair once, and she really wanted this huge orange stuffed frog at this basketball carnival game. I play basketball, so i went and played the game and won the frog for her. The person who was running the carnival game was said: "Oh its so nice that you won that prize for your little sister!"
...
me and my girlfriend are the same age, she wAS ASIAN AND I WAS WHITE, SHE HAD BLUE HAIR AND I HAD A SHAVED HEAD-
MS... READ THE ROOM
Oh no lmao I'm so sorry that must've been awkward
I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME TOO
Skyler Flores I'm sorry for you too
at first i was like well how are they supposed to know? but then i read that you guys are 2 completely different races 😭😂 i had to laugh
WHEEZE
"Kyoshi wasn't Gay. TF?"
You're right. She's bisexual
That's ridiculous. She's not invisible.
Yeah I thought they made it pretty clear in the lore that she was with both men and women.
She had a short crush on this guy Yun, but later ended up with Rangi. Anyway, she's definitely a bisexual in a lesbian relationship.
Good because I had a closet crush on her and I needed to hear this.
@@owlofathena1247 **sapphic relationship
When I was in second grade, I didn't know that gay people existed (well look how that turned out) and I saw a video of a gay couple getting married and I kinda knew that they weren't friends or brothers, but my friend kept doubting me. And guess who was right, *me*.
Weeeell
I like your profil picture-
Once my friend and I were walking down a hall at school and saw two girls making out in the corner. We just kept our eyes to the ground and kept walking, but once we were out of their earshot, my friend turned to me and said, "You know, I've always thought of you as my best friend, but I never thought to make out with you?" And I bust out laughing and eventually told her through my hysteria that they were girlfriends. The look on her face was priceless. Now, three years later, she's an out bisexual and the whole thing is a really funny inside joke between us.
If you want a epilogue, here's this: Once I came across her and her girlfriend making out in a hallway. It wasn't the same hallway, but it would've been really funny if it was. I walked up to them and said, "You know, I've always thought of you as my best friend, but I never thought to make out with you?" Her and her girlfriend (who knew the context of the joke) immediately stopped and bust out laughing.
My mother told me this one from her childhood. She went over to a friend’s house, and the friend introduced her grandfather and her “grandfather’s friend.” She even showed her “grandfather’s friend’s” room, which was very obviously a storage room and not at all where he slept.
Anyways, they were the first gay couple married in Dallas
They were really the first?
Eddy Cunningham they sure were! You can read about them in the Dallas Morning News. One of them passed away in 2016, unfortunately.
"Being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and she'll never find a boyfriend."
... Well... I mean... is he wrong?
EDIT: Porn isn't indicative of what men look for in a romantic partner, guys. There's a reason gay bars aren't filled with men trying to find themselves lesbian girlfriends. Y'all are confusing a romantic turn-off for a sexual turn-off. They're two different things.
Yes, he is, cause it's not a turn off.
"she'll never find a boyfriend"
Yeah that's the point Harold
God I wish it was a turn off
Lesbians: if only that were true
Ah yes straight dudes fetishizing gay ppl, but lmao I only heard of straight dudes do it, i mean I'm sure there are all kinds of ppl fetishizing different sexes, but it's mostly straight men...i think idk
Just throwing in here that when my grandma met my first girlfriend she said "he has very feminine energy"
i remember the time where i was in the market with a friend of mine shopping the essentials for the month. and then the woman who was selling us some vegetables was like "so, are you sisters?" and we said "no" (we don't even look alike), but she insisted "you are family/sisters/cousins, right?" she was so pushy about it, we told her that we were roommates but yeah, she kept with the sisters' thing. god. like, at the time we weren't even a thing (we were for a brief amount of time), so at the end, i thought that this woman may think that it was weird shopping with a friend unless you were a straight couple, a housewife or the daughters of a housewife. i mean, this woman was so dense about it.
“yes im replacing jumpers with sweaters because british people are not valid” i LAUGHED out loud
All true brits would agree lmao
Did you laugh in Bri ish?
The "T" is missing because *someone* drank it all!
aisjsksjs everyone i know who has taken latin/greek/a classics course at school has told me that their teacher went down the ‘best bros’ and ‘just gal pals’ road for patrocles & achilles + sappho, but my ‘old dude’ teacher straight up went “yeah they’re gay”
Yo one of my professors is openly gay and he calls Patroclus “Achilles’ very special friend”- can’t even make himself say it 😂
i had a young female teacher for greek class and she said they were nephews,,,
Yeah my high school Latin teacher had to explain to us when telling the significance of Patroclus death in the Trojan war that he was straight up Achilles gay lover (he didn’t say twink but implied it).
@@perilouspigeon6613 I'm pretty sure he says this on purpose in order to pull straight people's leg.
Benjamin Figgins you’re right on that front! our modern views on sexuality are completely different to how they were viewed back in the day, and although they’re comparable in some areas, you can’t straight up call someone ‘gay’ and leave it at that. However, getting into a discussion about homosexuality in general/in the ancient times is not something you usually do in your average latin class, so my teacher left it as ‘they’re gay for each other’ and I feel like that got the point across :D
Edit: for spelling
Anytime I hear "we're just cousins", I think of Sailor Moon.
SAME
I have this distinct story of a woman wearing a "lesbian AF'' shirt and holding hands with her "best friend" little gay me was shocked.
8:35 this has the same energy as people telling me "oh you're ace? that's such a turn off" and you're there like "yes honey that's the reason why i told you that"
Good lord. It's always a special kind of feeling watching people miss the point in such a spectacular way. It's too annoying, but I'm always too amazed to be actually upset about it until later.
Yeeeesssss, same
“You’ll never get a boyfriend if you say you don’t want a boyfriend” Yes. That is actually *exactly* the point.
As a newly discovered ace, I shall now use my aceness as a weapon of defense
@@annalynnn9189 honestly it's a great way to reject people without making it seem personal. even if you experience romantic attraction and/or are sex-positive, the lack of clarification or widespread knowledge on the subject makes it hard to argue with, if being ace doesn't turn them off to begin with. it can backfire if they're aphobes and begin harassing you or share said information with people you wouldn't prefer know it though, so be careful
My mom taking about my girlfriend: "Your friend-"
Me: *looks into the camera like im on the office*
I think my dad does that with my girlfriend and I *just* realised
If I ever actually told her about a relationship with a gf, my mother would absolutely do this. But she's so anti-gay that I will not ever bother to tell her next time I'm in a relationship with someone.
K honestly though. Moms will call their friends their girlfriends but when their kid actually has a girlfriend they refer to them as "your friend" theyve got it all mixed up smh
I ALWAYS DO THAT
oof I kinda have the opposite problem, because in German "friend" (female) = "Freundin" but "girlfriend" = "Freundin" too, so when I talk about my *girlfriend* people just assume I mean a good gal pal (:
I’m trans (mtf). I had a longtime best friend throughout high school, and we looked pretty similar. We were frequently mistaken for brothers, sisters, brother and sister, sister and brother, cousins, etc (we were both AMAB and had long hair) after I came out as trans we actually dated for about a year and the familial confusion continued. After we split apart she came out as trans too.
I actually had the reverse happen once. My cousin has a little girl and one day we went shopping for her at a children's clothing store. This woman came up to us and began telling us how cute "our" daughter was. She was so kind and we didn't want to discourage her moment so we didn't tell her.
My sister is actually the embodiment of “what great gal pals”. After watching It Chapter 2, she said “wow Eddie and Richie were just such great friends” and while we were rewatching umbrella academy after Klaus said Dave was “the only person he has ever loved more than himself” she said “did Klaus love him or were they just really good friends?”
oh my god i love the umbrella academy so much
Genna G same I’m binge watching season 2
Is she naive or?
Is it canon that Eddie and Richie are an item? Cause I had a slight feeling but I wasn't sure
Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie pretty much. It never indicates if Eddie felt anything back but Richie definitely at least had a crush on him. Also I had to google it after to prove to my sister I was right and he was gay and it confirmed it 😂
When I was a little Russian child who thought he was a cis straight girl, I had a friend who had two moms. And I swear to god, I just assumed they were sisters or relatives somehow and that they were just living together. It took me several years, but when I moved to America, I had a moment of “OH MY GOD THEY WERE LESBIANS”
skunkii i’m not? Thought i was but surprise surprise
is there a male equivalent of TERF?
skunkii just out of curiosity, how does one distinguish “true” gay men from fake ones
@@lurji wtf is a 'true gay man'
@@lurji there are actually cis gay men (true gay men as you'd say) who are attracted to transgender gay men....
a transgender male isn't a delusional girl who thinks she is a boy...
I'm white and 5'10, my ex is Asian and 5'3, once we were at a park, holding each other by the waist and some guy legitimately asked if we were TWINS....
The gay best friends necklace but it says “gal pals”
In my English class last year we were reading Sappho’s poetry and my teacher was like “nothing is confirmed by historians, their relationship was most likely platonic”... like what??
Seriously. What translation of these poems are you reading that makes them seem even a LITTLE heterosexual?
Clearly she was longing for a good nights sleep not the gentle touch and warmth of her darling friend (love) /s
I'm at an utter loss how anyone could read her poetry and come to the conclusion that it was about platonic love,
Idk about y'all but when we studied Sappho in school they clearly told us that she was lesbian
@@sarii_p1697 Same, but I think the fact that it was at the university level may have played a role in that.
'i'm saying sweaters because british people aren't valid'
as a british person i CACKLED
I narrowed my eyes and made an addition to the list.
I sharply inhaled through my teeth, making a seething sound.
I hissed.
ur a british "person"??
Helena yeah sorry, i didn’t ask for this 😔✊🏻
recently my partner and I were referred to as "shopping friends" by a very nice, very confused thrift store employee.