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I Read The Girl Defined Book And My Life Is Worse Now [PART 1]
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Happy pride month!🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Will do! 😎
I have a kitten
The Groodle stop breathing 💞✨🧚🏼♀️😍
YES
SO MUCH RESPECT
“Marriage is like dancing, you need a leader and a follower”
Have they never heard of the Cha Cha Slide or-
you may now slide to the left. everybody, clap your hands.
“Marriage is like the cha cha slide” is not the hot take I deserved but it was definitely the hot take I needed
ikr they obviously have never done the whip and nae nae😔
Marriage is like dancing, you need to nae-nae.
I'm much more a fan of flash mobs ;D
"Can you imagine MEN going to the bathroom in groups?"
So I guess your high school didn't have a weed problem
Or have two guys go into the bathroom so their gf could come in later to fight for them. Seriously that happened at my school. It was weird
What if the homies wanna use the urinals together?
Or camping. Or lighting shit on fire in the trashcans to puss off the staff.
*VAPING. Damn autocorrect.
At my school they go in together like just go in together like nothing more
It isn’t sex before marriage if you never get married
Chapeau!
big brain
True! Or else...it all is...
Modern problems call for modern solutions
Got em
i just don’t understand how they can’t see their hypocrisy 😭 “society puts women into a box.. but we think women should be put into a DIFFERENT box”
LMAOOOOOO
But this box is magic you see, it's the perfect shape for the patriarchal iron age society that created it
Don't put me in boxes, I'm claustrophobic.😪
But have you considered,,,,, the religious box looks really pretty and feminine? /s
It's almost impressive if it wasn't so sad.
"They are not idiots, they're just really lost in the Jesus sauce" is now my favorite quote ever
I also liked "excuse the juice" very simple, but very effective.
I want to like this but it's at 666 and I refuse to be the person who takes that away from you
More like drowning in Jesus sauce.
that's gonna be my senior quote
This is where I lost it and started laughing in my office lol
‘They’re not idiots, they’re just really lost in the Jesus sauce’
- Strange Aeons, 2020
Saint Agnes, 2020
If a man does not have sauce he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce- Gucci Mane
Instead of the cyanide koolaid they drank the Jesus koolaid
@@mommakimmins5554 oh no
@@dotdash9014 :0 Wise words. lol
"Dancing requires a leader and a follower."
Ah yes, a top and a bottom.
"sensual women on magazine covers"
"we saw these things, and we liked them."
Yes ma'am, completely Straight TM.
Yeah, just ask 12 year old me. It’s okay to be in love with other women, because actually you just want to look like them for men. Not gay at all
Haha 690th like ahahahaha
@@alisonmcalistair ....TF
@@alisonmcalistair that’s what i’d tell myself a few years ago and… yeah, no, i was just a lesbian all along
@@jenny_nyx7808 I think that last part they said was meant to be sarcastic. It was hard to tell for me too loll
‘LGBT rights are leading us to a Swedish preschool dystopia’ is a sentence I never thought I’d hear
Harley Sounds like cards against humanity lmao
No! Not The Swedish!
15:03 Delicous! Finally, some good fucking doublethink
Honestly I hope they are, Swedish preschool dystopia is my aesthetic
If that’s a dystopia then I want to live in it.
Sweden seems fucking delightful
Long Furby: "Is sex before marriage really that bad?" 👁👄👁
Crunch crunch.
PENELOPE LIESSE Aaaaaaah
thats gonna haunt my dreams
"Satan is coming for you"
*Oh, thank the Gods, I've been waiting to be picked up for hours*
The highway to hell is actually just a bus stop and Satan is the only bus driver
@@Bubster-te2mz EVERYONE ON THE SIN BUS WHO BROUGHT THE SNACKS
@@acek2016 I did! Hope chees balls and knoppers are okay with y'all 😀
“Who has the VIP tickets?”
@@acek2016 i brought some monster and clothes i stole from Walmart. i heard hell was hot
From an EXTREMELY feminine girl:
These girls are batshit crazy. Being feminine isn’t the same as submitting to your husband, and women don’t have to be feminine.
Be yourself and stop enforcing stereotypes ❤️
right??? it’s almost like the definition of femininity doesn’t say “do whatever your husband says”
@@ghostfrills Unless he wants to God forbid, hug her
I love being feminine sometimes: dresses, makeup, whatever. But also I'm a mechanic. Soooo neither really defines my life. I'm not just one thing.
fr tho. i get my nails done, i have long hair that i maintain *meticulously*, i live off starbucks, i love the color pink. i'm also a soldier (like a literal, US soldier), go airsofting, play video games, played football in high school, kick box, hunt. stereotypes are wild man
@@ashleynoble2880 Yes, you are one thing, A person. Those do, in fact, usually have many interests and aspects of their personality that, regardless of what this book says, can't just be crammed into being uniform.
"Swedish Preschool Dystopia" sounds like an amazing name for a band.
the newest take on black metal
I think that phrase may be my favorite thing in this video.
Is that a fall out boy song
@Rukoshii i will
@@mari-annie yay tell us all about it
Finding out that the girl defined girls are 6”1 has the same energy of finding out that teletubbies are 10 ft
they're *_WHAT_*
WHAT
After hearing Peppa Pig is 6'1, The Girl Defined girls are 6'1, and Gru is 14' tall, I'm scared but not shocked.
Peppa pigs 7'1"
Absolute rubbish peppa is 7’1
"Don't have sex until marriage!"
Okay, fine, sex is gross anyway. I'll just do my own thing.
"But you have to get married and have kids!"
What do you want from me??
And don’t forget no adoption
Me being aroace
@@byulharangforlife
eyyy
(I'm demisexual myself but nice to see someone who's on the same spectrum as me)
;-; i am a biromantic demisexual and one other thing technically but hi
@@imawakemymindisalive13 more Demi’s
As a cis woman who has been accidentally called "sir" or "he" on more than one occasion, I can assure the Girl Defined sisters that it really isn't a big deal.
In person, it's happened when I'm wearing bulky clothes or cosplaying Haruka Tenoh, and it's frankly a compliment in the latter situation because Haruka is mistaken for a man in the anime Sailor Moon. It means I've pulled off her ambiguous appearance!
More frequently, I get mistaken for a dude in voice chat in video games. I have a voice that apparently causes me to sound like a 13-year-old boy instead of a 27-year-old woman. My sense of humor probably contributes to this assumption. I then sometimes get "accused" of being trans (as if that's a bad thing?), and I tend to respond, "Nah, I'm just an alto. And a lesbian."
Same, as a cis guy with long hair who's very into fashion I've been called "lady" or "miss" a few times and it isn't a big deal at all, women are beautiful so why should I be offended if someone confuses me for a tiny second as one.
I was chillin in a women's restroom waiting for my sister to get out, and this little old lady walked in, saw me with my short hair and immense baggy hoodie that hid my hips and chest, and immediately walked backwards out the door to check and see if she entered the right bathroom. She then stared at me until she entered a stall.
I found it hilarious.
I came as soon as I heard the name Haruka Tenoh.
can we switch voices?
- a trans male
Nah I'm just an alto. Omg best thing I've ever heard
"This chapter is so painfully heterosexual"- Needed this quote in my life and will use it whenever necessary.
My junior high years in a nutshell
Every Harry Potter book in a nutshell
@@rachelweygandt1347 except, maybe the one in the deathly hallows where Dean and Seamus reunite. Had at least a little bit of a glamorous gay vibe to it
Agreed! I’m heterosexual and even I couldn’t stop cringing at that chapter
Goth mom shredding straights yet again
“Satan is alive and well” good for him honestly
That's a great accomplishment, been wondering how he's been😁
Good thing Corona didn't get him, got us all worried.
Glad he’s thriving during the apocalypse
ngl that cracked me up
yeah, look at him go. i'm so proud of our boi. :3
“Gender is a personal choice because there is no god” is one of my favorite quotes now
"Friends" is a non-judgmental and non-aggressive term to reference little kids in a school setting: "My friend is having a bad day today." It's also and attempt to promote empathy between them: "We have voices off in the hall, there are friends still learning" "We don't hit/put our hands on other friends" "We don't take things out of friends' hands like that".
ME:
“My books are so bad, no one should read them.”
GIRL DEFINED:
“Is that a challenge?”
@@abrawolf this made me cackle lmao
Lightning Farron bruh fucking same
Right ?! It really gives you perspective.
@@abrawolf Lmaoooo
Girl Defined/Onision: Are you approaching me?
i don’t think i’ll ever get tired of people making fun of girl defined
Same
me neither i even have a playlist about people making fun of them for when im feeling down😌
hahah yep
Me neither, each time feels fresh and amazing as the first one ✨
i’m just glad we can all laugh at these girls collectively. really brings us together!
girl defined acting like women going to the bathroom together isn't about safety in numbers to reduce the chance of any one of them being assaulted :)
no? girls do this even in all-girls schools.
I thought it was about trying each others bras on. According to a story I read in Cosmo once.
@@Proserpira if you think girls wouldn't physically attack each other in school idk what school you went to
@@visaman honestly glad you tried to research but please don’t trust one single story. Especially from cosmo
@@nic5373 it was a story about a man stealing bitch, who wanted to wear her friend's bra, because "he hates it when I don't wear one." So our protagonist takes hers off, and gives it to the bitch.
I use bitch because that's the name given to her. 1970s Cosmo had the best stories! Ha!
I cringe so hard at the "women being helpers to men" and "men are the leaders of women" thing. So many guys instantly take that as "ALL women should be their servants" and "ALL women should obey their every word". Um. No.
Lmao I rather die if I exist to be only subservient to men.
Girl Defined: Don't have sex until marriage.
High-School Friend Katie: OK, I'll get married then
Girl Defined: >:(
I legit know Christian friends who did exactly the same as Katie, and rushed into marriages that were a bad plan, since they weren't allowed to have sex before marriage
Danielle Nicole me too!! very common in my religious surroundings 😭 like giiiiiirl if you think you’re slick you’re not
I'd like this more if you weren't anti-extremist smh
National Big Brain Collective what do you mean by anti-extremism
National Big Brain Collective what?
I don't think they avoided a cult, I think they avoided a human trafficking ring.
most likely? yeaaah-
Definitely didn't avoid joining a cult... 😂😂
Gotta catch 'em all.
@@kestrel2045 sorry but I couldn't stop laughing ,😂
Kestrel 2045 UAHAHHAHAVDVDDJRBRVRJRVD
“God loves everyone! Except if you’re gay, or trans, or bi, or pan, or ace, or any other LGBTQ+ person. God made you the way you are! Unless you express yourself in any other fashion that isn’t how you’re supposed to.
And he’ll send you to eternal damnation if you don’t follow everything he says. But he loves you.
@@Mystery-Wolf Such a a caring father 🥰
doesnt he also hate people who commit suicide? i heard u went to hell (or jail if you failed) if u did and i just-
Tho seriously like Judas kills himself after being depressed after betraying Jesus amd like kills himself and God goes yea “so ik this was foretold but you have to go to hell since you killed yourself”
Kinda fucked
@@3ll3llyyy why's suicide called a sin? doesn't add up to me
Being called "friends" as a small child instead of "boys and girls" sounds amazing though, I feel like I need someone to say that to me now even though i am no longer a small child
“Swedish Preschool Dystopia” would honestly be the best band name, though.
Oh my God, yes. Yes yes yes.
That's a hell of a heavy metal band concept
The music video focusing on the name would be hilarious
Only if it was a gay heavy metal band
I'm a huge metalhead and I play bass. Anyone up to make a gay metal band?
The moment I heard "a modeling scout stopped a 12 year old girl" I was like Oh, Human Trafficking
i was just like "...context please, wtf???"
literally the story of katie johnson the girl Trump and Epstein raped
karsyn green yeah, big fucking yikes from me. as much as i hate girl defined, i don’t wish any harm upon them, and i’m glad that whatever the hell her name is walked out of that situation.
Yeah they were either gonna be trafficked or they were gonna be forced to join a cult. Not good.
😂😂😂
Christian girl: "When you dance, you need to let the man lead!"
Me, who once had to lead a guy in a waltz because he was shit at waltzing: 👁👄👁
me and my prom date tried to slow-dance. it was a disaster until i finally started leading.
six years later, turns out I'm a trans man and she's a trans woman. figures!
@@workchannel8053y'all swapped genders at that one dance /j
@@darkacadpresenceinblood turns out gender is contagious! 😱
As a STEM major that cares a lot about my career and education, I take a lot of pride dressing in tight skirts and more “provocative” clothing. It makes me feel more confident and I don’t understand why girl defined are convinced people are these one note characters. Like we’re complex and interesting let us live and be gay
Almost 2 years later and I’m not a PoliSci major and nonbinary so character development :))
@@spencerg5893 the real win here is you getting out of polisci lol
Girl Defined: You shouldn't care about keeping a boyfriend.
Also Girl Defined: Your main(only) purpose of being a woman is to fall in love, get married and have kids.
Me: ..........................?
I think the idea is to make yourself into a good christian uberwife and then wait for a man who wants that, instead of changing to be what an individual man wants.
Oh, no no, they totally DO want you to change to be what a man wants: as long as he's your husband. Your True Christian TM husband. And (their version of) Jesus, of course!
See, its all a weird game where they get to pretend there's nothing sexist about evangelical Christian culture...while they say things about women and try to limit them in ways that are just as reductive as any MRA...they just slap a Wholesome Christian Family Values coat of paint on the misogyny, claim its Just How Things Are because God and its all okay!
That's how they can claim with a straight face that they're so much better than "modern culture" cause THEY don't sexualize women...while sexualizing licherally everything about women's-and, grossly, even really young teen girls'-bodies, and claiming you need to cover up at all times to protect the poor fragile boys and men!
They criticize how The World treats women as objects (I mean that is a problem) but meanwhile they expect their women to exist solely to tempt or Save Christian men and be a live-in maid, nanny and baby incubator who shouldn't have *gasp* too much attachment to a career!
Oh, also sex that doesn't start and end with the beginning of a Good Christian marriage to a man will RUIN you and literally Damage Your Soul and your worth as a human and you better hope you find a good Christian man who can overlook such slutty, slutty behavior and see you as a human being worth loving despite your new status as a Whore, and overlook how Dirty and Tainted and Sinful you are...but they definitely don't see all women as sexual objects whose worth revolves around men at all!!! (And oh, Jesus himself FORBID your sexuality *gasp* doesn't include-or isn't limited to- men!)
Every decision you make including education or career should be about how it affects your current or future husband and your babymaking you definitely have to be at least trying to have...but they're not like Worldly Values, that try to take away your self-worth! See, you get to find your entire self worth in Jesus-ing the right way! Oh, and in your True Christian Husband and family.
So yeah, it is like the List Thing. They don't like the idea of The World (or god forbid...your own damn self) telling women who they are. Cause THEY (Good Christian Men and the Biblical Women who serve them) should be the ones to tell you who you are, dammit!!!!
Like they said. Don't get a boyfriend. Get a girlfriend, love her, marry her and then have kid with her. Boom. Puzzle is solved.
@randomknowledgequeen
I would honestly love that, but unfortunately I was born straight and now I must suffer the curse that is being attracted only to men 🙃
Opalescent it’s not a curse if you find the secret good ones 🤫
I can’t get over the fact that a women wanted her to join a cult.
Girl Defined can relate to someone trying to recruit people into a cult.
Gabe Norman How?
it was probably a pedo ring. some modeling agencies are just fronts for child trafficking.
София Шаховская
Probably
You'd think it'd warn her away from getting stuck in *another* cult
“What is the purpose of being a woman?” We can’t even agree upon what’s the purpose of being a human being, which is the main point of contention of, you know, philosophy, for CENTURIES? The stupidity I - 🤦🏻♀️
The whole "Questioning faith is the work of Satan" section got my hackles up. Insisting that followers must have blind faith and that doubt is a sin? That's classic cult behavior. Girl Defined is fun to laugh at, but their rhetoric, much like the rhetoric of their evangelical Christian sect, is dangerous.
Yeah, I was probably every teacher's least favorite student in CCD (essentially the Catholic equivalent of Sunday school, but on Wednesdays) for asking too many or the wrong type of questions. I ended up burning out pretty quickly, and several of those teachers show up as recurring cast in my trauma nightmares. (But honestly, this is why I have respect for systems of faith where you can ask your teacher a question and instead of being talked down to, they'd go "that's a very good question, and lots of scholars have wondered the same thing throughout history. Here's where you can find records of their discussions on the topic." Seems like a much healthier relationship.)
@@l33tsaber I was also the CCD teacher's least favorite and now I'm Jewish lmao
@@nukacat4642 Nice :D
"Can you imagine men [traveling in herds to the bathroom]?'
Yes. Yes I can actually. Myself and my straight friends do that all the time. Those videos of like 12 guys singing the Halo theme in a bathroom isn't a rare occurrence in the least
That sounds **GLORIOUS**
That’s awesome
The boys bathroom is a place of song and serenade, nothing more nor less.
mbc hehe
During parties, men travel to the bathroom in herds all the time. At least one of them with a debit or credit card in his hand, weirdly enough. Sometimes it's a door key, if times are desperate. I can imagine they'd be puzzled by this statement... and I hope the audience here would be too, considering the average viewer of this channel is probably like 16, but if you're of similar age and know what I'm talking about already, well, maybe going to church would actually do you some good for once lmao
"Satan is coming for you" sounds like a Christian-themed porn film and I'm not sure how to feel about that
dragons_are_cool hot 😂😂
Im ready
Kinky
This is the greatest comment i have ever read. Thank you.
Omg yes 😂😂
The girl defined girls embracing their seductive side makes me think of dark betty and it makes me very ✨uncomfortable✨
It just makes me think of the one who met her husband at conversion therapy...like, how does THAT work?
"grandpa fused with a 2008 emo kid" is my new aesthetic it's official
Mine too except instead of Grandpa, it's 1980s mob wife
Everyone’s life is worse with that book in existence
Much agreee
Only good thing we get out of it is content like this
Disagree. I got curious and found a copy to take on holiday and actually read it. Its mostly boring lists mixed with some really entertaining stories, (you_won't_believe_what_Lot's_daughters_get_up_to. {#rule34}) (I wouldn't base 3 major world religions on it, but my holiday was a lot less dull because of it.)
I thought every women's life was worst with the popularity of "The Surrendered Wife", yeah. If anything the last few years as taught me it just when I think it can't get any worst, oopsI'm proven wrong . . .
no lives matter
No one:
Girl Defined: ✨💕𝓫𝓲𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓱𝓸𝓸𝓭💕✨
Sound like a name of a good Christian porn site
Emperor Constantin of the holy byzantine empire sex but with space for god
@@marijafrankovic1959 We Held HANDS Before We Got Married [EXPLICIT] [21+] !!!
For the father's day sermon, our pastor went on a weird tirade about how those verses weren't actually sexist, and that sure women are intrinsically different and inferior to men but that doesn't mean men should abuse women! There was an especially funny part where he said he "consulted woman's issues experts" and it ended up just being his mom and wife. Like he legitimately only knows and respects two women, one of whom literally birthed him.
It was the first and only time my family walked out of a sermon, because my father didn't want to put us (my mother and I) through that regressive shit.
Dancing needs a leader and a follower: *me following my best friend's lead when we dance (she's a girl) because it's awesome and I like being the one who spins* :D
"Women are supposed to produce life"
Infertile Women: I am a joke to you?
fun fact: they both had fertility problems in the past which makds this scentence even more ironic
@@lindai5952 Even more ironic: they got treatment for infertility so they didn't accept the way God made them
Trans women too. They just don’t think do they
@@alioc3298 but trans women can produce life if they have a partner that can have kids :3
@@alioc3298 they probably don't support trans women
girl defined really said “if being confident in your sexuality is so great, why did marilyn monroe kill herself?” i-
Even grosser because she was the victim of sexual abuse as a child
they said WHAT
She was also jewish, so that's another layer of icky on the whole "if she were christian she would have been happy"
I can't-
@@MrMeow1234321 well jews and christians aren't so different, christianity literally originates from judaism, then again some little weird sects of tradconism somehow think that christianity is a european religion so idk
This is our dark academia/emo alt girl Miss Frizzel. This is the lesbian teacher every baby gay (including me) needs to hear from. As a baby gay, her (strange aeons) and the queer kiwi are the two musts for learning about lgbtq+ culture and what it means to be a part of it and how to be respectful to everyone, lgbt or not. My alt miss frizzel, thank you so much for helping me through my identity crisis, I can now proudly say that I am a bisexual, and supportive of everyone. Everyone is amazing and deserves to be supported, and thanks for supporting me through your videos.
You know what sucks? I almost felt like they were onto something with that Marylin Monroe part before they started spouting their psycho bullshit.
So Marylin Monroe was all about the glitter and glamour and she was super popular, but there were also some really tragic moments in her life. What can we learn from that?
Maybe: Don't judge people when you don't really know them, because you don't know what they're going through?
Oh wait no, the lesson to take away from this is that society isn't christian enough. 'Kay....
"Oh my gosh you guys it's just _so hard_ being tall and hot and white and Christian :("
“and straight and cis. so hard :’(“
Really, right? First world problems on level 10. Meanwhile, some little girl in India is being married to a man twice her parent's age. Saw a video about women rebuilding their lives and confidence there after having had acid thrown on them by jealous boyfriend's, ex-boyfriends, and yes, after a woman refused to allow a grown man marry like her 11 year old daughter. But you know, it's the rich, successful, beautiful white women who are having such a tough time of it. She doesn't realize how lucky she is to even HAVE the ability to choose her lifestyle.
(sucks teeth) “hot”
Like if it’s your thing it’s your thing
Let me tell y’all what it’s like, being female, Christian, blonde and white.
It's a bitch, if you don't believe, listen up to my new CD. SHAM ON
I don’t see it. The hot part, that is. I really do not see it.
Women: *show any sign of individuality or personality*
Girl Defined: tHis Is bAd
I feel really bad for them. Sounds like they grew up in a fucking cult
@@cordeliajackson8615 certain aspects of religion can be just that, in a lot of ways.
@@cordeliajackson8615 If you replace God with a regular name like Pablo or Josh, it's very culty :)
@Cordelia Jackson
EXACTLY. LIKE. A. CULT.
You see, I’m a former Christian, but I’m still being forced to go to church. And our preacher, made it sound EXACTLY. LIKE. A. CULT.
He was going on and on about “how far away humanity has come from God”, and “They’re lost”, “They should be a part of our religion”, “They’re going to burn for this”, and so on. Basically implying that we should try to CONVERT atheists to being Christian, and the preacher never once sounded like he even KNEW how toxic and cult-ish he was sounding.
And at the end of the service, THEY LITERALLY PRAYED FOR ATHEISTS TO BE CHRISTIAN... I- I just-
*sigh*
Good stuff
What the actual fuck.
In Quebec preschools and elementary schools, "friends" is also used to talk to the children. Like "ok friends, let's go play outside" or "grab a friend's hand" but I don't know if the reasoning is the same though.
"Why would a highschooler rewrite the book of Genisis?"
Well jokes on you I had to do that...it was not a good time
"the girls go to a university campus and ask people questions" has really unfortunate kaitlin bennett energy
That's exactly what I thought.
man, my name is Caitlin Bennett, and whenever I see her referenced I'm like "As a Kaitlyn/Caitlin/Kaitlin/etc. I do not condone or associate with this behavior at all!!"
ah yes kent state poo poo girl
@@cbennett7480 I feel so bad that you have to share the same name as that spawn of Satan, I'm truly sorry
@@leegornik8656 Satan doesn't claim her lmao
The whole “you can’t look for answers outside the Bible” thing is so Cultish, it’s a little terrifying
The bible only tells part of the story. Heck even Christians have their personal books. Does that we ignore them as well? I mean...if it's Girl Defined, then sure, don't into Girl Defined for answers.
Christianity IS cultist
@@NeverWhorget I've had a lady unironically tell me irl that studying cults is equivalent to being in one, Harry Potter is witchcraft, and Christians should only ever read books about God. I'm Christian but this level of stupidity just scares me
edit: no longer christian, character development ✨
@Spooky Ghost tbh the literal satanisam from the 14th century and bellow is less of a cult
@@randomfactshogot4292 that probably because legit Satanism believes in being woke and questioning shit
I showed this video to my mom and she is now a mega fan of yours. She has invited you to every holiday at our house
"She produces life"
*Me, tending to my tomato plants*:
"Yeeeeeehaw!"
“how to apply femininity to your relationships” me, a fem lesbian: 👁👄👁 im listening-
me, a femme, and my femme gf: I'm Listening.........
Girl same
me, a femboy: yes im listening 👁👄👁
corn syrup same tho
@@mobiussp same
“Now I look like your grandpa mixed with a 2008 emo kid and I’ve never felt better” annnnnd subbed lmao
"created some diversity"
"2"
Please tell me “Swedish preschool dystopia” is a metal band
I mean we have a lot of metal bands here, wouldn’t surprise me.
Though I doubt any Swede would ever associate our preschools with dystopia.
They are literally the most wholesome places I can think of.
IQzminus2 I agree, "preschool dystopia" sounds more along the lines of something we'd have here in america 😰
If not, I’m naming mine that now
that's not a spicy meatball
L rest in peace.
petition for you to write a book called "gay defined"
Where do I sign??
I'd buy a hardcover copy
Hell yes.
I’m late, but I would sign that yay wooooooo
It's just a series of photos of Thursday with various Furbies from tumblr. And the captions are like "ready to feast!" And it's a parody of The Last Supper but they are eating Girl Defined
"I don't want to see either of the Girl Defined girls embrace their seductive side, EVER!"
Bethany: Well tooooooooo fucken bad!
“or a handsome prince on a white horse- it’s jesus! sorry spoilers” i can’t i’m dying
So weird to hear Marylin Monroe held up as an example non-Christian womanhood. Like of course she wasn't a "Biblical woman." She was Jewish.
It's kinda funny too, because she was raised as a Christian Scientist and then converted to Judaism when she got married to Arthur Miller. Girl Defined is a constant fail. 😂
Jews believe in the Bible! They're much better at keeping to its code. Ask a Christian: Do you mix the fabrics; do you eat shellfish; do you eat pork; do you eat dairy products at the same time that you eat meat; have you been circumcised? They will answer yes to all questions but the last. This is because their leaders in antiquity wanted to gain new converts, and keeping to ancient codes did not suit their purposes.
@@ZephLodwick I understand what you're saying but it's more accurate to say that part of the Christian Bible is a poorly translated and misinterpreted version of the Tanakh than to say that Jewish people believe in part of the Christian Bible
@@ZephLodwick I'm jewish and I definitely do not believe in the bible. I believe in the Torah or as you might say the old testament, but the bible? No.
@@ZephLodwick no...they don't they have a completely separate religion...they follow The Torah not the bible and the fact that our culture has made people like you believe it's the same religion when it clearly isn't is just sad and kinda just disrespectful
they hate themselves and other women so much it’s unbelievable
Hum... idk if that was the point...
I always get that vibe and I almost feel bad for them...but then they spew the shit that they do. :/
period
@@jwl4340 thats the exact opposite of nietzsche's filosofy
honestly, if they wanted a guide showing what “true womanhood is” i would recommend “trixie and katya’s guide to modern womanhood” bc those two women really know what’s up 😅👌
I love your total exasperation when they *almost* make a good solid point and then it totally goes south... I can see why this book would be so frustrating to read not just because of the skewed ideals/lessons but because there are so many moments where they almost say something actually helpful and healthy! (I can't stop laughing at the 'ye-haw!' in that song omg, that was so unexpected!)
girl defined: MeN dOn'T tRaVeL In PaCkS tHaT's foR WoMen
men in any non-western country: *hugging and loving on each other bc they're bros*
These two are so specifically American-Christian it hurts.
I'm so glad that this book is not only filled with misogyny, but it also has some toxic masculinity sprinkled in there! :)
@Lilah Helmer That's kinda cute.
@Lilah Helmer we stan a legend
Men in many western countries as well- especially heavily Catholic italy
The entirety of Girl Defined seems to belong on r/AreTheStraightsOk.
Girl Defined is reeking of Repressed Homosexuality
Plot twist, Teya's reading the entire book on r/arethestraightsok
Thanks for the new meme format!
Lmao I fucking love when people say “the straights”
Ellen 27 also putting a ™️ afterwards like The Straights™️ makes it so much better haha
"actually, god created men as a draft copy. He realized he needed to make them better, so he made women as the final." -my madlad omnisexual friend
do you and this madlad omnisexual have Instagram you seem like my missing friends
omg its agent 3!
also: yes.
@@pheepheee help! What's omnisexual?
@@theparrot6516 being attracted to all genders, preferences.
@@juliannaapril104 sorry if this seems ignorant but are pansexual and omnisexual similar / the same? If so what's the difference. Not panphobic just curious
I’m naming my autobiography “The Epitome of Dysfunctional”
The girl defined girl's idea of seductive is like, an off the shoulder top. And jeans with the knees cut out
how dare you say something so scandelous you sinner
put your turtleneck back on
Women: showing abit of shoulder because why not
GD: ThAt UnHoLy SlUt!
_dude_ did you just say _shoulders_ ? Stop swearing
At least it's not collarbones, collarbones are the sexiest part of the body like everyone knows. That's why they're not allowed in schools
someone: *cuffs their jeans and rolls up their sleeves*
GD, horrified: PUT THOSE ANKLES AND ELBOWS AWAY *S I N N E R*
"Now I dress like your grandfather mixed with a 2013 emo kid and I've never felt better!" I absolutely adore this!
Holy fuck is that me
same
Great job tearing this book apart. "You replaced these standards with another set of impossible and damaging standards." Exactly.
"You can want nice things without being deluded into thinking that's your entire identity and purpose in life."
Thank you for making that point. I had an argument with a homophobe once who believed that being queer wasn't a choice, but it was still a sin to be in a same-gender relationship or anything like that. I said it was fucked up to tell someone they can't have that because of something they can't control and he said that I shouldn't be so focused on relationships, because there's more to life than that. I don't remember my response, but I know I didn't say that and I should've.
I think girl defined just told me I’m not a woman, I now identify as educated.
"Why would a high schoolers rewrite the book of genesis"
I am 16. I have a friend who did this. Jesus is known as DJ JC and he says "for shizzle" and I wanted to die
i want to read that
NEWS FLASH: Vatican adopted a new version of the Bible. Pope Francis declared that it was "TIME TO GET _RADICAL_ BUDS !"
@@NIHIL_EGO DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM
Send link. Right now.
Waaaaaaait a minute. Jesus isn't in Genesis, you liar! J'acquse!
As a devout, practicing (bisexual) Catholic, I want you to know that you're one of my favorite RUclipsrs. The way you roast people like this who represent Christianity like this is what gives me LIFE.
"Diagnosed unstable" She was schizophrenic, Carol.
Oh MY GOSH. The whole Marilyn thing makes me so angry as an avid Marilyn historian. If they had done any research on her life whatsoever they would know that Marilyn was raised by a Christian foster home, those foster parents would take her to church and when young Norma Jeane would try to confess her "sins" (her "sins" being the sexual abuse she had, I put sins in quotes because those were not actually her sins, they were her abusers' sins) they would discipline her for "telling terrible lies about those nice men". Then, Marilyn got sent to live with her Aunt Ana, a woman Marilyn came to love and admire and who was a deep believer in Christian Science, as was her mother Gladys, but it wasn't right for Norma. Then when she did "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes", her costar Jane Russell tried to get Marilyn back into Christianity, but Marilyn politely declined, probably cause her experiences with Christianity caused her great pain. Later in life she married Arthur Miller and converted to Judaism, which she practised somewhat for the rest of her life, even after her divorce from Miller. Christianity caused deep pain for Marilyn and I doubt that if she would have "found Jesus" it would have made her life much better. There's so much more to the effects of Christianity on Marilyn's life, but it's too much to leave in the comments
Wow I had no idea! Thank you for educating!
Yeah that part annoyed me sm :/
👏THANK👏YOU👏
Agreed. I hate when people spread misinformation, thank you for rectifying it somewhat.
Also she was actively Jewish she continued to study, observed shabbos and attend services and was buried as a Jew (not that you have you do any of those things to be Jewish.)
Being a convert legally has no part on your status in Judaism you’re considered as having a Jewish soul.
(source my Jewish ass who will fight for Marilyn who can’t fight for herself Z”L)
We don’t deserve her. She tortures herself with the books we’re all too scared to read example: Onision’s books, the Harry Potter Christian special, and now Girl Defined’s terrible book. Respect women.
Edit: I just realized my comment has more likes than Teya’s, hers is more important, go help if you can please.
Other edit: ok hers has more now hooray!
Saying Christian Special like it’s a baking show 💀💀
She also scours through tumblr to find the weirdest crap possible.
I worry that Teya spends too long looking into the Abyss.
Let’s pray people don’t ask her to read onion boy’s fourth “book”. Mörges reviewed what’s written so far and....dear God, what her poor eyes had to go through
Christian special killed me
never trust ANYONE who tells you not to question things EVER.
It's stuff like these that I am glad my mom kept me away from religious stuff growing up. She had gone to a Catholic school k-12 and was generally traumatized by it, so she made sure that me and my brother never had to deal with any of that.
"men dont travel in packs"
are you telling the that me and the bois skipping class in the restroom is a lie?
These girls have clearly never met teenage boys.
@@cordeliajackson8615 Wonder where they spent their high school and middle school life...
It isn't gay if the penises don't touch
It’s impossible to not have a slight crush on Strange Æons
Ok you don’t have to call me out like that
I’m feeling very attacked
The truth has spoken.
Well that’s a callout
She can make anyone of any sexuality have a crush on her! She is a powerful gay being! But seriously, she is perfection.
Honestly being fat saved me. It alienated me in a way which made me feel like I couldn't relate to anyone so I didn't even feel like a girl. I realized my body has girl parts but I also felt like a guy, i didn't feel out of place, I like being a girl, just like I was missing something. Still do this was like 2 months ago lol. But it's been creeping for 5 five years. Anyways, when I was younger,besides the fact I was more in my head then looking at ads, I didn't feel compelled to be like them. Yeah, I thought they looked cool all be it hungry. Or it's just the fact that I didn't get beauty ads when I was in my influence times. But now I'm trying to find my identity and I've been exploring femininity, not through others examples but a more vague aesthetic reference. Black skirts, pink hoodies, ect.
Incredibly relatable, I still struggle with feeling like I belong amongst other women because I'm not white or beautiful
"Lost in the Jesus sauce" is the best thing I've heard all pandemic. Thank you for that gem.
Bethany being offended by models showing too much skin is like someone walking into a butcher shop and being livid that there are no vegan options
or walking into a bookstore and being offended by the lack of cellphones on the shelves
Or going to a Gucci store and complaining about everything is expensive.
Or going to a mattress store and being pissed about there not being enough chairs.
or going to a cinema and being offending by the fact that there are no books to read
Or going to taco bell and getting mad that they don't have fries
“Why do you think women like to go to the bathroom in groups? It’s because we’re so social 🥰😇” No, Kristin, it’s because of fear of assault/rape/kidnapping
Yeah, I get scared as hell when I'm out with my friends (especially if it's really late at night) and we get separated. A woman on her own in a club/bar is exactly when creepy men come out of the woodworks
Raise your hand if you were raised to go in groups to keep safe and to ward off danger!
@@noodlekatz4449 With my keys at the ready ✊😔
Someday, women will come together like Voltron and destroy all rape. But until then, we’ll just have to deal with groups
I think we should normalize and encourage all people to travel in small groups or pairs for safety.
I think another sneaky thing in that checklist is "being more independent" as well as "being with someone". Everyone will pick one of those two.
I love the difference between the passage of swing dancing and 'SATAN IS ALIVE AND WELL-'
So the book seem to be
1. Them saying “don’t conform to the unrealistic sallow standards set by society, conform to the ones we say God tells you to”
And 2. Them denying their attraction to women and turning it into hostility
Never forget the "don't have a career" while having their whole ministry, traveling the country to do talks and overall just having careers.
The way they described the women on billboards was sounding a lot like me and uh im a lesbian so-
@@gocelotspice5766 lmao that's what I thought
Doesn't one of them have a husband whos gay and went through conversion therapy
@@byakuyatogami2905 yeah, I think it's Bethany's husband
Someone make sure Cody and Noel don’t learn that the girl defined girls are 6’1
A true short king isn't intimidated by a giantess.
LMFAO
Hahaha now I can't wait for em to find out.
Are they actually 6'1 if so I'm scared
@@sully0613 they are, it's confirmed on their website. everyone in their family is apparently super tall. "It’s a whole new experience to walk around as a family of twelve, with ten of us being over 6’ ft tall."
I think that having kids refer to everyone as 'friends' is probably a good idea.
Not, like, because of the gender thing, just because people could do to be friendlier.
Referring to everyone as friend is the most wholesome thing, I want everyone to greet each other like "hey friend! How you doing?" or like "oh hey there friend didn't see ya there"
“The girl defined girls have names.”
Yes. Girl and Defined.
Roaming Roman. Aw yes, the two genders, girl and defined
ASHFKSKDJ LMAO 😭😭
Name: Girl
Gender: Girl
Occupation: G I R L
the real question is which was is the girl and what one is defined?
Cyra Azure, Kristen is girl and Bethany is defined.
“swedish preschool dystopia” is a phrase i didn’t know would bring me so much joy
New band name alert!
Death metal 4 year olds vs mininalist conformist administration
ya in Canada we have the friends thing in school, its just starting so they're only doing it in kindergarten but were working on it. I like it personally and it makes teaching a lot easier especially with kids that have decided that they are dogs for the day its just easier for us
A world where gender doesn’t exsist? HELL YEAH!