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she looks like that girl in high school that would make fun of u for being gay but then get mad when wlw dont have a crush on her
Cas Oh my god u right
I hate and love how correct this is
Omg, that totally happened to me before and you're completely right!!!
Blast those knee caps, so fucking accurate.
Every time I go to Tia's comment section, I end up learning smth I was utterly oblivious to in my closeted high school days lmfao. 😅 This explains so much!!
She says she she likes “feminine with a masculine twist” but she wasnt happy about Harry Styles’ masculine with a feminine twist...
I don't understand how anyone could be mad about that. I mean Harry killed it. They're all just hiding how much they want him to do it again .
@@tarot1361 I don't think it looked especially _good,_ but I still can't get how some people are so upset about it either. A magazine had a man in a dress on the cover?? It's not an existential threat to Society my pals, it's publicity.
And neither do I it's just an opinoin lmao
@@quietopinion9637 yeah thats cool. If I'm being honest I was kinda being a bit overdramatic when I said that. But I still think he looked great.
Honestly, I think she's just jealous because Harry pulled it off better than she ever could.
ah yes, the three genders: tradwives, furries, and attack on titan fans
I'm neither of those. Does that make me nb?
Here I am, nonbinary again
@@nownow3089 maybe non-trinary
and cryptids and scp's
thats me. AOT fan....
Æon: "I'm dressed like a gay magician... because I like to dress like a gay magician."
Me dressed like a gay apocalyptic pirate: "Preach!"
Gay Apocalyptic pirate is also a look.
i admire your style
I want chlothes like yours
I am dressed like the vengeful spirt of a young girl who was murdered in a 80s family resterant, who keeps her killer in his own personal hell, a neverending nighmare of his regrets and mistakes while he rots in hospital unable to die.
You know what they say, “dress for the job you want”
a shapiro coming out as a conservative is like a goose coming out as a type of bird.
abdkhskabakaba
Their cousin Mara Wilson is really cool though. She hates that part of her family
@@hellformichelle I genuinely forgot that Mara Wilson is unfortunately related to them.
lmfao ikr what is even coming out as a conservative
@@ela5058 I guess until then, they were afraid to admit that they can't handle change?
I don't think she's Ben Shapiro in a wig, if only because she talks at normal speeds for a human being.
Ben Shapiro sounds like you sped up his voice times five because of the speed and the pitch
Does he do that himself or is it just how he is? Because I'd believe if he literally made it part of his personality for debate, it's part of the socratic method... talk so fast and say so much that your opponent gets flustered or whatever.
@@Nickodemo1st no he speaks so fast so that it makes him sound smart
@@emma-di5ly Ben shapiro sounds like a 1920s detective
mAh, see
@@Nickodemo1st Undoubtedly it's purposeful, when he isn't doing that his arguments are literally like "Climate change causes your house to flood? Just sell it bro 4Head problem solved" (that actually was a point he made once) so when he talks fast and throws 15 arguments like that out it doesn't matter if they're good, his audience will think he won because the other person can only, at best, respond to 1 or 2, if any at all. It's gish galloping; throw as many arguments as you can at the opponent as quickly as possible so that, regardless of quality, it looks like they can't even respond or don't have a counter-argument. It only really "works" (in the sense that it lets you act like you won, not that it's actually a logical, good-faith debate tactic) on young, unprepared college students, which is why that's the only demographic Ben Shapiro is willing to "debate."
The backbone of American society is the janitor at their kid’s public school whose name is Pedro.
God bless the janitors.
The janitors and bus drivers are unsung heroes
That man could whistle like a god 😙🎶
The janitor is the only reason I didn't die of exposure when waiting for my parents after school events. He'd unlock the doors to let me wait in the warm building. That man was a legend.
@@kartana16 what a great guy
Her: I like feminine clothes with a masculine twist. Like button up dresses and jeans with a flowy shirt.
Me: So...you like feminine clothes with a conservative twist?
Right?! When I think of feminine with a masculine twist I think Villanelle from Killing Eve.
I like my clothes to have a masculine twist. I like clothes with pockets.
Yeah, right? Or clothes that you can actually sit down in, or not super tight, to do some outregous stuff, like work on a computer.
omg! scandalous! but nothing like my clothes with ~zippers~
@@angelagaviria6448 😱😱 woah dude that took it way yyyyy to far woah
@@angelagaviria6448 whoa. I’m sorry, we’re a *buttons only* clan here
The zipper and button demons are arising!
"clothing is self expression"
can i wear shorts then
"no lol"
@@alexr2172 *"Be yourself but the way I want you to be"
"So can I wear flannel shirts and sweatpants"
"Lol nope"
Be yourself, but in the inside. On the outside you gotta follow these rules...
But... but... the shorts are the masculine twist!
express yourself so we can judge you more efficiently
oh u know what i’m gonna be so masculine today it’s gonna be so MANLY, i’m gonna wear a dress with a *BUTTON*
JUST ONE OMG U TREND SETTER
@@ella3764 i kNoW riGhT
@@red_bean5816 yess 😌
Oh my god! Are you sure you’re not a guy??
OmG yOu'Re nOt Like otHeR gIrLs sO EmPowErIng
How to be a classic woman:
-Be born in the classic era
-Be born in Greece (Rome simply wont do)
-Be a woman
I love that Greece has one of the gayest histories.
@@nikkidevitz Back after Greece FINALLY legalised same-sex marriage (about damn time)
@@Random-sk6hm damn right!
Let's say hypothetically, Abby takes off her hair and her voice gets higher and becomes Ben Shapiro
And, hypothetically, Ben Shapiro is actually a very talented drag queen
I mean she’s Ben’s sister soooooooooo
@@JOfnT Oh really? Have you ever seen Ben Shapiro and his supposed “sister” in the same room together? I think not. Checkmate
@@nbv6975 Well, I'm stumped!
Omg I'm scared
Abby is afraid to reveal she’s actually into vintage fashion and wants to dress in period clothes where pants would actually be considered masculine lol this is my head canon
The vintage fashion community is way too liberal, she can't be seen with them lmao
I love this head canon!!
Lmao how far back is she going for pants to be masculine? The twenties?
@@latedala07 And even in the twenties, they had the gentlewoman trend.
Elsa definitely not. 70s probably. When baby boomers (people born in the 50s and 60s) were growing up girls were still required to wear skirts or dresses to school.
I don't know why when you said 'Are you trying to say buttons are for guys??' it gave me flashbacks to when my mom said I couldn't get a shirt cause the buttons were on the right and not the left so it was for boys.
THAT ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE???
Buttons on the right are for left-handed people and oj the left are for right-handed people????
@@adelefurness4021 It's actually an interesting and baffling history. Nobody is exactly sure why it happened, but the phenomenon became common in the 1800s Europe. Most scholars seem to think it was a combination of A) making sure clothing was visually distinct between men and women, whose dress was becoming closer in style than previous generations, and B) being inefficient and unproductive was a way for the wealthy to flex on the poors, and having elaborate dress that required assistance from servants/maids is a way to visually flex your wealth.
In other words, a bunch of bougie bullshit that we gotta throw in the trash.
@@NinjaDoilyn Eat the rich and their bougie button-ups
@@adelefurness4021 Nooo! I like my button ups :( eat the rich but keep their clothes, that shit is nice sometimes.
@@NinjaDoilyn okay fine we can keep their clothes. But only because you asked nicely
the title “why i came out as conservative” is the STRAIGHTEST THING IVE HEARD IN MY LIFE. I AM STRAIGHT AND NOTHING IVE EVER SAID IS AS BAD AS THAT-
I once knew someone who uploaded a video on national coming out day. They “came out” as the reincarnation of some biblical figure or smth (I am very not Christian lol). That was the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen a straight person do, ESPECIALLY on national coming out day. Some people are just insane. This isn’t a dig at straight people, just a dig at a bad person in general.
The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical 😭. I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance 💃😭
Abby Shapiro: dress how you want
Me: can I wear a mini skirt
Abby: dress how I tell you
@ Ms Keesha Patric Dress how I tell you you want to dress. 😂
when did she say that in the video?
@@skyandrews2613 she didn’t I’m saying she implied it what does it matter anyway
@plantyyy Plant Jesus it was a joke chill out it’s not that deep
@plantyyy Plant lmao
Let's say, hypothetically, you wear a blouse. Then, for the sake of argument, let's pair it with jeans
Woah woah woah, lets not get carried away here
DESTROYING lack of style with CLOTHES and ACCESSORIES
@@Jocaolinita you made me wheeze
That blouse better not have buttons. They add too much of a 😤masculine twist😤
...there's a button on those jeans. T o o m a s c u l i n e f o r y o u.
just found out my conservative grandma watches her. she's supposed to take me clothes shopping next week. I'm gonna take her to Hot Topic, wish me luck
you're a G LMAOO
How did it Go?
HAHDBSBD
i think they died....
HEY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED
I like my clothes with a masculine twist. I’ve literally stolen them from a man.
Edit: “Get off social media.” She says, from a social media platform.
My masculine twist is ✨💫theft💫✨
i call this “lesbian destroys conservative with cross earrings and swag”
because swag doesn’t care about your feelings
*gay wizard
*with facts and logic
I agree except for the word "lesbian". I would instead use "gay magician".
found the tumblr user
"Im dressed like a gay magician"
not sure how exactly, but mood
Velvet, that’s all that’s necessary :P
why did i read that as gay mexican 😭
I have three modes of dressing.
1 where I get mistaken for the manager in a place I don't work at.
2 average t/jeans everyday
3 absolute goblin. I live in the treees and cuddle the moss with my handful of beeees.
There is no in between.
Gay magician.....HISOKA??!!
The oversized hoodie is the supreme clothing choice! It doesn't embarrass me, it doesn't get me bullies, and it doesn't make me dysphoric. It's a win-win-win!
abby: coming out as a conservative is so scary!!
me who is illegal in 72 country's: 👁👄👁
Underrated comment
If being you ain’t illegal in at least 15 countries, are you really living
I mean I'm pretty right leaning tho
Well in this country you are praised and admired for being gay. They throw parades for being gay. If you tell people your conservative in America you get called a bigoted, racist, horrible person 🙄
@@anc13ntoblivion64 nah, you get called those of you are, or if you support people that are. Parades are pretty and all but it’s just a coat of paint to avoid fixing real issues. I don’t think you’ve ever been stabbed for being conservative.
The whole video "She kind of makes sense ... nope there she goes."
A lot of her things are "You only had to say the first half of your sentence and people would be on your side".
me: "I'm so tired of seeing classically Abby videos"
Teya: *uploads a classically abby video*
me: "well on the other hand" *clicks immediately*
I think it’s spelled Teya but I’m not sure 🤔
uuhh big mood lmao
I’ve literally never even heard of Classically Abby before now
@@vampirelibrarian777 SAME
@@vampirelibrarian777 lucky
*Abby is that one art teacher who tells you to be creative but gets mad when you don’t follow instructions to some book*
I just had flashbacks.... God fuck middle school and high school elective teachers
Self absorbed, non funded, con artists.
PERIODTT
very much accurate
Both are hypocrites
i love your name/profile pic haha
"bEiNg A cOnSeRvAtIvE iS nOt EaSy" I literally had to get up and walk out of my room because of how ridiculous this woman is. Some of the stuff she says makes sense, but she then erases everything she previously said by saying stuff about how you should be a conservative lmao
Cons think they have it so hard 🤡
Honestly be a conservative or a left leaning person, doesn't matter
Just don't be extreme and radical in your beliefs because then it becomes a problem
Also don't make politics a part of your personality?? That's what's wrong with ben Shapiro and classical Benjamin 2.0
@@Jay-bp1eh I don't think politics mattering enough to them to incorporate them into their presentation nor them being "too radical" on an imaginary scale of how extreme your beliefs can be before they become ridiculous is quite what's wrong with either of them... It's moreso the actual content of their beliefs (which'd be dispicable even if they only defended it "moderately", which honestly both of them mostly do) and the way in which their insistence on them is heavily carried by monetary interests, as well as a variety of other details.
The sassy way she came out in the video reminded me of a millennial musical . I was half expecting her to burst into song and dance
As a classical man I like masculine clothing with a feminine twist, like a suit and tie.
The conflicting messages are insane.
“Be who you are and dress accordingly!” Vs. “top ten reasons why YOU should dress modestly!”
Like, stay true to yourself, as long as your ankles aren’t showing
"stay true to yourself as long as who you are is someone i personally approve of based on my nonsensical moral standards!"
"Exist within my boundaries"
Wear thigh high boots, it shows less leg
My ankles are my true self
Gotta love a girl's ankles
Fun historical fact: The Old Greeks, founders of WeSteRn CiviLizATIon, did not wear pants. They thought it was an effeminate piece of clothing and that to wear them was emasculating. So if you wanna be a REAL Trad-waifu, wear pants. It heightens your femininity and pleases The Ancestors.
Where did you read/learn that pants were used at all by the old Greeks?? Just curious
@@chocolatbownie35 They were not, they were barbarian clothes used by non-Greeks. If you couldn't tell, my comment was a playful rag on the people who like to adore "Western Civilization", "Traditional Values" and "Judeo-Christian Culture".
Didn't Greeks also accept homosexuality as long as you weren't the bottom? Cause being the bottom was effeminate?
Hannah Schmalfuss ya I’m pretty sure
The fun thing about western civilization is that it didn't exist. There was Celtic civilization, Greek civilization. Not much else.
“ I just be calm and except people oppressing minorities if you want to be mature! “
Um Abby aren’t you Jewish
pssst, pssst, some Jewish outside don't wanna claim her.
I’m a man but got an ad for her on how to be a homemaker, thanks to Abby for supporting my transformation into a househusband🥰
I feel like Abby is the human embodiment of “Yesn’t”
Yesn't is the only thing that confuses me more than Abby
this is the most accurate comment I've seen so far
She even LOOKS like the word “yesn’t” somehow
Emma Isabelle SHE DOES THO
THIS IS SOOOOO TRUE 🤣🤣🤣
It bothers me that no one is talking about that blue shirt. It's gorgeous
It is
very true
I wish i knew where she got it. I wsnt one for myself so bad !! 😤
i wholeheartedly agree. that’s why i clicked on the video
And the shirt is cool too
My idea of “classical” is wearing a ballgown to Tesco (and don’t think I wouldn’t)
powermove.
A Properly accessorised ballgown I hope. Dramatic gloves and a matching mask are simply a must for this time of year. The fan is optional however.
Wouldn't be the first time I saw that at the tesco ngl
@Natasha With a tasteful amount of pearls or a Royal amount of pearls? They do symbolise one's superiority but can be seen as tacky if you wear them wrong.
Can you do the accent Queen Elizabeth has?
I feel like Abby is just Ben Shaprio in a wig, Ben uses Abby to express all his crushed down and chained up 'ungodly and homosexual thoughts'.
Oh I thought it was going to be "he realized he wasn't appealing to his female fanbase so he made an Extremely Real Woman sockpuppet to sell his talking points"
@@cam4636 That too is very believable
FALSEHOOD! it’s all prerecorded before Ben Shapiro transitioned
Yeah and I'd say that Ben Shapiro is a younger clone of Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro seriously he looks alot like him!
As a gay trans woman, this is a bad joke. Like what's the punchline, "haha Ben is trans!" Like, please don't.
Someone needs to tell her, "thats not very classic of you Abby"
Going to her channel to comment that now
Let's make it a plague of just this on her channel
"Existing? In the modern day? I thought you were classic, Abby. I'm disappointed."
*DAB*
@floofneko Good work lad
@@nickeynouse6093 nice job mate
11:17 Is she aware that conservative women aren't the only people who can get married, raise kids, and support their spouse/themselves? Like, it's possible to simultaneously be a liberal and get married.
I bet she thinks they’re anti marriage and love
yes but liberal women are less likely to provide their husbands with infinite free domestic labor
bro ik? both my parents are liberal and i exist so..
Wait, we can do that?
Umm no? It’s not possible. My very liberal mother does not exist and I have never been born. Because it’s impossible. Duh 🙄
“Furries . . . . Attack on titan fans-“
I feel personally attacked.
weeb or furry, doesn't matter. you drop and stop either way.
@@mr.powell8817 PLEASE I CANT
@@EthanMeatan Can't what?
smh don’t we all
Lol i thought no one catched that and i was like why is no one takling about This?? Lol
She sounds like a clueless wealthy person who thinks she knows how the average person lives and thinks.
i read a comment in another channel saying "she looks like she's gonna tell me there's no war in ba sing se" and truer words have never been spoken
That´s ... true....
That’s exactly it
Cry more
@@quietopinion9637 I think I will thank you very much
Wow ya
I can't get past the ironic hypocrisy of her telling us to get off social media because people will try to trick you with their untrue opinions, as she proceeds to do exactly that on a social media platform.
Her videos have the same effect on my brain as stupid teenage Netflix rom-coms. They make me pace and rant quietly in my mind about all the reasons she’s wrong for a good three days.
When I was 12-14 I watched so many stupid teenage Netflix rom-coms, I think they gave me anxiety and comphet /hj
"coming out as a conservative is so scary!"
Me, a bi trans man: hmm, interesting please do tell
Me, a pansexual trans woman: hmm, yes abby, tell me about how oppressed you are
Me, a closeted trans gay dude living in a homophobic household: ues Abby you are such an oppressed minority you’re so strong 😔👆
As a conservative Christian man, I find that people who lean right are often accused of behaving barbarically to LGBTQ people. I can confirm that this accusation is not true. We will leave you alone. If this is how you feel you need to live your life, I’m not gonna stop you.
@@buffaloben15golf88 never implied that but ok,
my comment was about how difficult it is in general to come out as LGBT+ compared to "coming out" as conservative, and comparing the two is quite ridiculous lol
Conservatives don't get lynched for just existing as themselves, to name one reason
@@buffaloben15golf88 conservatism 🤢
" Today I'm dressed as a gay magician"
Yes, of course, as all decent folk should.
I wore my pajamas all day today. :(
@@IsomerMashups just add a fun hat and suddenly !wizard!
Lezzy Tyke :o
"Today i'm dressed like a gay magician because i like dressing like a gay magician" is now my favourite inspirational quote.
I now have to somewhat reclaim this statement since "you came for her kneecaps, corey" is an even better quote.
@@eleanord.6315 lol
mooood
as someone who’s vibe has been described as (and I have embraced) as a ‘vampire librarian dad’, I feel this
We need this to be a T-shirt.
I kinda get the "I like those clothes, but they aren't for me" thing in the sense that there are clothes I enjoy looking at, but I wouldn't want to wear them because I wouldn't feel comfortable in them. Like long flowy dresses. I like them aesthetically, but I hate the feeling of being in a dress, so I wouldn't actually wear one myself. I would also feel ridiculous and uncomfortable. It's not that I don't think I could pull them off, I just don't want to.
What a mood
I really enjoy the "just accept things you can't change" point from her, when she's trying her damnest to try to change how people think about dressing themselves.
"you're not obligated to get gay-married Jessica"
- genius
i need this quote as artwork
Poetry
I never knew 😲
Everyone knows this girl is Ben Shapiro sister, but no one is taking about how she is also Bisexual Witch Queen Mara Wilson’s cousin.
Mittens yes, seriously, but she does not talk to that side of her family.
@@averyjeanne I wonder why
@@matt4280 They probably root for different Football teams or something like that
We love Mara so much in this house
Yep but Mara wants nothing to do with either Ben or Abby
as a 14 year old boy, I'm exited to become a responsible grown lady
"Feminine with a masculine twist": The Statue of Liberty
She really said, “Your clothes should depict who you are inside.” then said “dress like this.” sooooooo did you just tell me how to be.... on the inside?
Lol. She means more like if u dress trashy on the outside then at that time that will reflect who you are. I mean let’s be real, if you wear a bikini to a restaurant, does that not reflect how you portray yourself? Someone who’s not embarrassed easily and probably likes to break rules and such....I mean
@@leahgross8952 Yeh i’m sure she means that TOO but she means everything. If she simply meant the “appropriateness level” of clothing she wouldn’t be talking about women only wearing women’s clothes because if anything, masculine clothes provide more modest options than women’s clothes
@@molliehubble3886 yea foresure. Totally. I think she’s generalizing cuz she’s very religious and very traditional.
@@leahgross8952 literally no one has ever worn a bikini to a restaurant. They literally would not even let you on the premises
@@a-dogjordan4161 I’ve seen it before. But maybe that’s because I live near a beach. And I’ve seen it the other day in a grocery. But that’s still no excuse to wearing a bikini. Just goes to show the level of shame someone has bcz there are bound to be onlookers
Classically Abby: “discover your own person style”
Me: *chaotic gay goblin aesthetic*
Classically Abby: “no not like that.”
Gay screeeeing
me: *mildly chaotic pansexual undertale character*
Classically Abby: *THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY*
me: *decided when I was eight that I hate dresses with a passion and will wear jeans and baggy T-shirts for the rest of time*
Classically Abby: tHaT's ToO mAsCuLiNe
I FELT THIS ONE
I wonder if she would approve of my style or not. One the one hand, it’s rather eccentric, but in the other, extremely modest. I dress like an actual Edwardian, with the high neck blouses and skirts to my ankles.
But again, that might still just be a bit too eccentric for all that I cover my skin.
Omg our host is so legitimate with how she conveys emotion though her gaze but classically Abby has a near constant glaze over her eyes, like she's not just reading from a script, but living by one too...
“I am so gay and tiered” is my new catchphrase
buttons are masculine bc womens fingers are too delicate and fragile to operate them
Isnt that why women's clothes have buttons on the opposite way to men's? Because women got dressed by a servant a while back and men dressed themselves? Lol maybe I'm getting confused 😅
"One sec gotta unbutton my shirt-"
*Snap*
"Damnit, I broke my delicate fragile fingers again!"
i couldn’t operate buttons until i was like 10..
@@rozziw5695 Nobody really knows how it started, but that's one of the more popular theories.
@@Anthropomorphic good to know I didn't completely misremember then!
im gonna be risqué today, wear a more manly outfit
*✨ im gonna wear jeans ✨*
Don't forget the buttoned shirt
leather jacket
I've worn a skirt, as mostly the recent months, cause I can dress warmer underneath and my jeans don't fit anymore -too much chocolate probably... Anyway, my humorless full-on conservative female colleague says today: "Oh you're wearing a skirt?! Good for you!" excited. As this is something she truly cares about.
Your profile picture goes incredibly good with this 😂 but like, jimin goes good with everything, so...
Update: she also mentioned that it's hard to ride a bicycle wearing skirts and she CAN NOT wear trousers so that's a big problem.
For the curious: she's not Hasidic/ orthodox/ fundementalist or anything 'cause she's divorced.
what finding your style actually is: finding who you are and experimenting with how you present that person to the world
what abby shapiro thinks finding your style is: what color below-the-knee dress do you want to wear
You can definitely tell Classically Abby and Ben Shapiro are siblings, they have a very similar cadence to their speech even if she talks way more slowly than him.
That’s what made me first believe they were siblings
This idea that femininity and "traditional womanhood" is under threat in America boggles my mind. As if the top female RUclipsrs, actors, musicians and influencers aren't already explicitly feminine . . . this is peak victim culture. How many GRWMs and nighttime skin routines and soapmaking/sewing channels have grown in popularity in the last few years without having this overt gender-role branding? "Feminine" is not a personality trait.
Yeah but for some reason most of those channels don't count because they aren't preachy enough and they aren't making soap and candles exclusively in the shape of Jesus and crosses lol
In starting to think me thinking “yes I’ve always wanted to get gay married” prob means I’m not as straight as I thought I was
i think ppl like abby believe that every woman in america is trying to be like cardi b
Dawn i could see that, but the thing is like.. who cares if they do? Big whoop, ppl like abby can mind their own business for once
kyiecutie yeah!! like, if it truly is a conservative believe that you shouldnt be offended by the rest of the world and their standards, why is she looking for reasons to be offended? im a christian woman from a conservative household but none of that stuff offends me because i am ~actually~ confident in myself. the victim blaming 🙄
The 50's called they want their opinions back
They don't, actually. We dragged all of the shitty things out of the fifties, so now it's just the idealization.
I’m glad Ben has become comfortable enough to show of his drag persona in public
Her entire background looks like she had no idea what to do and an hour to get ready, so she grabbed a cart full of the first things she saw at TJ Maxx
*Conservatives:* Gay people make being gay their whole personality!1!!!1! 🙄🙄💅💅🍵🍵
*Also conservatives:*
Basically it's better to have gay as a personality than Trump 2020 in any situation
Conservatives seem to have difficulty in understanding that being gay is a sexual orientation, not an identity. Sometimes stupid can't be helped, right?
As a right winged ftm AND pansexual person,, this comment is kinda right,, but not all right winged peopl are like this :)
@@queer-ios3155 imagine having a personality
@@Mutantcy1992 couldn't be me
I love how Classically Abby forgets that liberal, heterosexual marriages exist, and those couples have children too. They also work hard, pay taxes, and love America as well.
“Noo!! The only people who don’t like what I think are the gays and PoC’!!!!!!”
“I can’t even begin to think about the existence of another like minded individual who has the same orientation and role as me and NOT supporting my beliefs! Must be brainwashed!”
What do you expect when a huge portion of the population has been told and genuinely believe that liberals hate America.
@@cynthiajohnson-eaton3187 yeah. It's sad. I'm left-leaning, but I don't hate liberals or conservatives. I don't like some of their ideas or politicians, but I don't hate them.
@@sammygecko_ pretty much.
Finally, I can now come out of the shadows with my feminist wife and into "real America" 🎆🇺🇸🎇
"I like dressing like a gay magician"
Ah, bro same, I'm a straight dude, but yeah, gay magician sounds accurate
OK BUT THE MIDNIGHT BLUE VELVET SHIRT IS EVERYTHING
The fact that Thursday has his own gay throne gives me hope for humanity
Thursday is his own throne
I'm scared that Thursday is gonna get burned by the candles
herosbounty 27 haha same
"Today, I'm dressed like a gay magician because I like dressing like a gay magician."
Iconic.
I hate how she’s THIS close to giving good advice. Like, she’s almost there but she just face plants.
Her bit about conservative women gives off strong “gamers rise up!” energy.
The reason she "stares into your soul" is because shes reading off a teleprompter. If you look closely shes not looking directly into the camera
She's an influencer in the sense that she influences me to block and report her ads every time they come up. Does that count?
Me too good buddy!
Same, I didn’t even have to WATCH those ads to know that they would waste my time.
How do you report adds?
@@jacobnoelle8428 most ads have those little dots you can click on. It gives you the option to block or report them. Those will both ask you why you're doing so.
Yeah because all we want to see is of sinful nature that gratifies our dirty and dark souls. We need to repent immediately and turn to our creator and Lord Jesus Christ. I pray that you get saved.
I think my favorite part of conservatively Abby reaction videos is the way the edit the part where she says "I'm a conservative influencer" because it gets more aggressive every time
I’m moving to Canada as soon as I can. It’s a train wreck and a half here.
Underrated comment
Lol yet conservatives don’t see the issues with it because they ARE the problem
Canada isn't perfect but its better in some ways.... I hope
Canada sucks. It’s too fracking cold. I’m from Michigan and it’s basically Canada here.
Her facial expressions make her look aggressive, like she wants to jump out of the screen and attack anyone who doesn't agree with her.
@@frogpoop397 I avoid them like the plague. lol
100th like
Let's say hipothetically, Ben Shapiro is a femboy.
It's the eyes, they're opened very widely.
that's because if she could, she would
I will never understand why people like Abby seem to think that marriage has become a conservative ideal, considering liberals and leftists fought for YEARS for marriage equality (and continue to fight to protect it). And liberal groups tend to be the ones promoting information and resources that focus on healthy relationships, open communication, safe sex, and abuse prevention, which tend to be critical foundations for a healthy marriage. Like, it’s so clear that it’s not about “marriage” in general but about a very specific type of marriage.
Conservatives want a trad marriage, with all of those connotations. Liberals want a healthier marriage, with all of the connotations(?) with that
Liberals: consenting adults? Go for it!
Conservatives: One man, one women, and you'd better be the same color just in case!
This is a take I have never considered before. Thank you for writing this!
They are afraid we steal there god awful "HAHA hate the wife" Boomer jokes, calling it now.
I think it’s the difference of the progressive ideal of marriage being good but not a necessity while the conservative views of marriage being a very important thing especially for women an stuff
Buttons have been on women's clothing for centuries
"Women having careers and shoulders"
“Today I am dressed like a gay magician.”
- Strange Æons 2020
Hisoka part 2
No lie, I actually dig the style big time.
it took me out
Ishik Kayabas same, I’ve been quietly pondering where to get a shirt like that for the entirety of this video so far
@@katiedavis512 I found one on Depop and am thinking about buying it😅
I've never had a human being set off my fight or flight quite like Classically Abby
Not even Ben Shapiro-?
@@ultomatosouper2194 well, bean is only an inch or two taller than me
Abby is just Ben in a wig...
@@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764 oop- 😳 Maybe I could take him down-
Jason England she looks like Ben Shapiro in makeup and a wig with a voice changer. She looks scarily like her brother. Anyways, I don’t like Abby or Ben.
I still think classically abby is just secretly Ben Shapiro on a wig living her tradwife dreams
Classically Abby's presentation style is basically that meme that goes they had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.
"I look like a gay magician" is my favorite line on the earth. I'm going to steal that line
She just wants to be relevant like her brother and be a fEmiNinE CoNseRVATIVE voice. She should have just stuck to making opera videos rather than thinking she's a victim because people judge her for being conservative lmao
I'm cackling because she sounds so much more like Jordan Peterson when she talks than her brother. Says something relatively reasonable and then veers off into selectively applied logic. Wheeeeeeee!
Shes not hateful-gross like super successful conservative talking fems are - think Tomi Loren or the Poo-pants Gun-Girl... so she’ll never get that big.
Also, I’m not a music professional in any way, but her singing voice sounds like someone not trained. I listen to a decent amount of opera and she doesn’t sound like anything grand or enjoyable... just big. Like what people who make fun of opera think it sounds like.
@Hans Hanzo Not necessarily use her, but he helped her with the gig. He gets the same fracking billionaires money as Dennis Prager, so why not?
Regardless, she was targeted with antisemitic remarks, but has now sold her soul to those who have no problems with that type of treatment of people (the Wilks brothers).
Just the thumbnail saying “ I’m so gay and so tired “ is such a mood that a can currently relate to because it’s 1:56 am and I am also so gay and so tired
"Today, I dressed like a gay magician" is what sold me on this channel.
Because I too love to dress like a gay magician! 🧙
also this cross earring + deep v velvet shirt gives my lesbian daughter of The Vampire Lestat vibes
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT OMG
That’s honestly the best way to describe it lol
truly an enviable vibe
Yeah I needa know where she got that shirt
im searching for this shirt as im watching this
I wonder how much she paid for the ads. I feel like she is spending more money than I make in a year just to advertise a subpar girl defined knockoff
The Heritage foundation paid for her ads
Her brother is Ben Sharpio so that could be it.
oh, her and her brother are absolutely bankrolled by foundations and thinktanks of some kind.
An AI generated character once said: " be great. Be a gay wizard."
"go from a girl to a classic woman" laughs in non-binary
i went from a girl to a classic ???
go from a girl to a classic person
"from a child to a classic adult"
Ah yes, the three genders: Trad Wives, Furries, and Attack On Titan Fans.
SEID IHR DAS ESSEN? - NEIN, WIR SIND DIE JÄGER!
@@Hanfgurkenhasser thank you for that XD
**holding mikasa body pillow** you called?
SASAGEYO SASAGEYO SHINZOU WO SASAGEYO
That fact I’m a furry who likes Attack on Titan doe-
I literally can’t stop thinking about how she and Ben Shapiro are siblings whattt
??????????
h u h
*WHAT*
It feels like those Sherlock Holmes plot twists that you go "WAIT WHAT?WHAT THE-- Actually it makes a lot of sense, I should have seen that coming"
W U T
classically abby: mature women don't let social media become their whole lives
also her: i identify as a cOnSeRvAtIvE InFlUeNcEr.
I think the best thing that came out of this is the cottagecore wlw edits of her where they give her the strawberry dress with a lesbian flag on a cottage in the woods
Abby: "Be open-minded about other views and engage with them."
Abby: "Learn to accept things you can't control."
Also Abby: A magazine told me I was outdated!!!!! This is a hate crime against backbone of American society!!!!
She'll connect the dots one day
Or not
Classically Abby:
“Be yourself!”
“No, not like that!!”
lol
"That's too homosexual !!"
*Distant montero*
You’re not wrong
The best argument I've ever heard against the conservative panic about other people getting human rights: "Just because other people are getting human rights does not mean that there is less for you. It's not a pie"
her mental gymnastics for justifying living in an echo chamber is amazing