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  • Опубликовано: 12 апр 2022
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  • @ilyl0t
    @ilyl0t 2 года назад +4876

    happy homestuck day y’all!!

  • @thequeenofcringe1585
    @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +4418

    “Disabled clown in training” is such a powerful phrase. Sounds straight out of the clown husbandry tag. I am living for it.

    • @alexandrahawthorne4062
      @alexandrahawthorne4062 2 года назад +209

      i wrote it hehe

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +156

      @@alexandrahawthorne4062 congratulations, you’ve written something I’ll be incorporating into my life daily

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +20

      @@alexandrahawthorne4062
      You’re amazing

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 2 года назад +61

      "Disabled clown in training" are 4 words which have never been put together in that order until this story was penned.

    • @KuLaydMahn
      @KuLaydMahn 2 года назад +9

      @@alexandrahawthorne4062 who was your inspiration? I must know!

  • @leopardshadow333
    @leopardshadow333 2 года назад +4994

    The " all cats have synesthesia" one is genuinely so good, that absolutely would have worked in 2012. It has just the right amount of real stuff, pseudoscience, and fun.

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 2 года назад +177

      Ngl I would have believed it

    • @stingray2305
      @stingray2305 2 года назад +118

      @@roselover411 same. i was (and still am) SUPER gullible

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 года назад

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR RUclips STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @cursedcontent4207
      @cursedcontent4207 2 года назад +187

      I used to have a book called "all cats have autism" though it was less meant to be a convincing story and more of a reassuring book for kids

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 2 года назад +8

      @@roselover411 same

  • @loki_is_tired
    @loki_is_tired 2 года назад +829

    I drove the down-with-cis-bus into J.K Rowling, and everyone on the bus clapped. I know, I'm a hero.

    • @verylostdoommarauder
      @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +41

      I prefer to imagine her go down in a duel against someone wielding Terry Pratchett's starmetal sword.

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 Год назад +4

      I was the 421th like.

    • @clownmommy01
      @clownmommy01 4 месяца назад +1

      @@samkeiser9776really? sounds pretty far fetched

    • @ermmwhatdatuna
      @ermmwhatdatuna Месяц назад +4

      this is true i was the bus

  • @ryeallison7544
    @ryeallison7544 2 года назад +3004

    Unsuprisingly, your audience is totally unhinged.

  • @deesnyder8201
    @deesnyder8201 2 года назад +1824

    As a disabled person named Ben, I feel called out by the line "I was riding the bus with my disabled friend, Benjamin, who happens to be a clown in training."

    • @alexandrahawthorne4062
      @alexandrahawthorne4062 2 года назад +32

      sorry :0

    • @mellokhai
      @mellokhai 2 года назад

      are you also a clown in training?

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 2 года назад +242

      You have to fulfill your destiny. Become a clown

    • @deesnyder8201
      @deesnyder8201 2 года назад +157

      @@0rbeez You're right, it's time to go to clown school!

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 2 года назад +63

      @@deesnyder8201 do it. Fulfill the prophecy.

  • @Octobris
    @Octobris 2 года назад +1500

    This video has taught me that the only real things in life are sex and killing

  • @Lolo50000
    @Lolo50000 2 года назад +2388

    The Algebra teacher story couldve been the prequel to weed smoking girlfriends

    • @otterbaby7769
      @otterbaby7769 2 года назад +168

      They had bunts after he decked the teacher.

    • @homosexualamphibian359
      @homosexualamphibian359 2 года назад +110

      @@otterbaby7769 They smoked weed bunts??

    • @bazz_is_the_best1
      @bazz_is_the_best1 Год назад +41

      smorking*

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 Год назад +29

      @@homosexualamphibian359
      No they smoked weed cigarettes, not to be confused with regular cigarettes

    • @ScarletRain613
      @ScarletRain613 Год назад +28

      @@mythandmayhem1134 Uh, it's called a bunt? Not a weed cigarette.

  • @SP3CTR0L1T3
    @SP3CTR0L1T3 2 года назад +4747

    Here's my Tumblr Real Story that I desperately wish was a Fake Story: You know that linguistic phenomena where you pick up words and speech patterns from people around you? I unwittingly taught my mum a bunch of 2013 Tumblr Lingo back in 2013 and she still uses it *to this day* and it haunts my waking nightmares. She says stuff like "peasants" and "tis I the frenchiest fry" and she knows not what she is doing. It's kind of endearing and hilarious, but also I am trapped in a hell of my own making. I deserve this.

    • @JaneDoe_123
      @JaneDoe_123 2 года назад +324

      I now have war flashbacks, am I entitled to a Veteran's discount?

    • @iamsocks
      @iamsocks 2 года назад +564

      AHAH I did this with my mom, she says things like "doggo" "pupper" "fren" "smol bean" and I deserve this hell.

    • @julesmallow
      @julesmallow 2 года назад +452

      taught my 60 year old dad to say "bepis" and now he says it at work. None of his coworkers know what it means

    • @ahomefordreams
      @ahomefordreams 2 года назад +126

      i was able to forget those phrases but now they're floating around in my head again ...

    • @hw5064
      @hw5064 2 года назад +123

      The amount of secondhand embarrassment this gave me is immense, I’m so sorry

  • @mari-annie
    @mari-annie 2 года назад +3075

    She's like a very wholesome lesbian wine aunt

  • @rainbeau6760
    @rainbeau6760 2 года назад +1928

    the image of J.K. Rowling eating two pieces of bread that are absolutely drenched in mustard is just.... perfect

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 2 года назад

      She looks like the type to do so

    • @letsboogiewoogie719
      @letsboogiewoogie719 2 года назад +137

      idk i have never seen her mouth open before so im half convinced she doesnt eat drink or talk she just tweets about trans people and dumbledore being gay

    • @genericaccount6063
      @genericaccount6063 2 года назад +64

      @@letsboogiewoogie719 honestly, I've seen videos of her talking but I still think you're right

    • @letsboogiewoogie719
      @letsboogiewoogie719 2 года назад +24

      @@genericaccount6063 its a conspiracy

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 2 года назад +32

      @@letsboogiewoogie719 I'm not even sure if she is real I literally have never seen her in a video.

  • @dantem.ginsey4608
    @dantem.ginsey4608 2 года назад +2269

    Putting an image of John Locke when mentioning johnlock is the height of comedy. There is nothing better 😌

    • @TotosTales
      @TotosTales 2 года назад +149

      Johnlock honestly ruined so many philosophy and history classes for me because it was always and still is my first association with how his name sounds 🥴

    • @katy8188
      @katy8188 2 года назад +57

      @@TotosTales can’t take my politics class seriously anymore lmao

    • @custardCalliope
      @custardCalliope 2 года назад +53

      @@TotosTales he keeps showing up in philosophy and I'm the only one who finds it funny

    • @TotosTales
      @TotosTales 2 года назад +16

      @@custardCalliope ooof bad times - been here, been there

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 2 года назад +5

      is that not who they are talking about?

  • @sirmlan
    @sirmlan 2 года назад +982

    This is a self sustaining eco system

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 2 года назад +2

      We've created a source of perpetual energy. Scientists are literally crying as we speak.

    • @Ratman.Not.Batman
      @Ratman.Not.Batman 2 года назад +10

      I'm a self sustaining eco system (clap)

    • @Dale-ct5ru
      @Dale-ct5ru 2 года назад +6

      moss

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 2 года назад +2

      @@Dale-ct5ru lichen

    • @222pichu
      @222pichu 2 года назад +1

      It’s a jar counterpart to the other jar type

  • @My5teree
    @My5teree 2 года назад +2292

    I wrote the lesbophobic librarian story 😂 it's based on an incident where the librarian did in fact tell my gf and I to stop snuggling (rather that we were like - too near eachother) while we'd never seen her act the same towards the other cringe but straight couples 😂 my gf still has a grudge these 5 years later

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 2 года назад +107

      lmaoo I saw this comment right after the story was read. It was so good!

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 года назад +387

      The best tumblr fake stories are based on real events, just exaggerated and extended to comedic stakes and length.

    • @wearawatch7352
      @wearawatch7352 2 года назад +141

      you did a great job! "say no to the lesbaphobe" 😂 I feel like the best fake stories have some truth to them.

    • @TheEepyMagi
      @TheEepyMagi 2 года назад +115

      Was the lesbian headmaster twist in any way inspired by a certain quote from the Ghost Stories dub? "Why do principals always look like lesbians?..."

    • @My5teree
      @My5teree 2 года назад +112

      @@TheEepyMagi Ah no haha but that's a funny connection! I wrote it because like the big reveal is such a common aspect of Tumblr fake stories

  • @hannahjohnson3073
    @hannahjohnson3073 2 года назад +3330

    Fantastic job, Strange! You look like a ghost at a 1940s seance in the best way

    • @Amanda-mb9et
      @Amanda-mb9et 2 года назад +74

      positively monotone!

    • @idontexist6885
      @idontexist6885 2 года назад +7

      @@Amanda-mb9et the monotony is exemplary

    • @bluefire9147
      @bluefire9147 2 года назад +2

      She would not look out of place in The Uninvited (1944)!

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 года назад +7

      I did not realize that this was in black and white until I read your comment help

    • @neatboy_bug_collector
      @neatboy_bug_collector 2 года назад +2

      His name is strange?!

  • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
    @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 года назад +880

    that 'being sold to 1d' story was really more of a wattpad fanfic than a tumblr fake story but i appreciate it

    • @fc7777fc
      @fc7777fc 2 года назад +97

      It wasn't the assignment but it fit nonetheless

    • @Hollic666
      @Hollic666 2 года назад +78

      Task failed successfully 👍

    • @ismellupdog
      @ismellupdog 2 года назад +32

      @@fc7777fc extra credit ❤️

    • @noasteinberger5415
      @noasteinberger5415 2 года назад +12

      Thank you I was looking for a comment saying this lol

    • @im19ice3
      @im19ice3 2 года назад +19

      it was a blursed hybrid

  • @tentaclest.tentacles5090
    @tentaclest.tentacles5090 2 года назад +306

    last homestuck post is obviously fake when you get to "you wouldn't regonize the genius of andrew hussie" literally every homestuck fan I met hates Hussie and homestuck

    • @eugeniabukhman8533
      @eugeniabukhman8533 2 года назад +41

      I mean I remember when people would fall head over heels praising Hussie (jokingly maybe but I legit can't tell sometimes) but I feel like those of us who are left have moved past that fortunately

    • @bag.n
      @bag.n 2 года назад +36

      Homestuck fans are in a kismeisis with Hussie

    • @karak962
      @karak962 2 года назад +28

      @@eugeniabukhman8533 yeah I was going to say in this era of of Tumblr people loved him bahaha

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 2 месяца назад

      That's just every Fandom, they hate every facet of the actual thing they're fans of

  • @gauracappelletti3893
    @gauracappelletti3893 2 года назад +1037

    The cat synesthesia one is great because it doesn't even make sense. Like "what if your voice tastes bad?" yeah what if it sounds bad? So believable but at the same time completely incoherent. 10/10

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 2 года назад +45

      no because I almost believed it lmaooo

    • @shpup
      @shpup 2 года назад +125

      for real that one was so good and so real. my middle school self wouldve fallen for that hook line and sinker. she definitely wouldve shown it to all of her friends and she definitely would not think twice about it despite the fact that it literally means nothing

    • @gauracappelletti3893
      @gauracappelletti3893 2 года назад +77

      @@shpup it takes a special genius to make something we would all eat up that simultaneously falls apart after even a little bit of critical thought

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 2 года назад +30

      It might be because I'm mildly sleep deprived, but I started believing it as she read it even though logically I knew it was fake. I was like "maybe this is why my cat doesn't like anyone, human voices taste bad to her."

    • @publicunknown
      @publicunknown 2 года назад +14

      i have synesthesia and i can confirm that watching certain things smells like morning breath backseat parenting mothers who always has a coffee mug filled to the brim

  • @jsmith3798
    @jsmith3798 2 года назад +415

    *_I saw a cat once probably_* is easily the most riveting. I mean, the stakes.. the world building.. just masterful work.

    • @TempestFNG
      @TempestFNG Год назад +9

      I love that it implies that they never saw a cat, for that to be a fake story!

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan Год назад

      @@mm-xl8eq OMG I forgot about baby shoes!! 😬

    • @swarler
      @swarler Год назад +2

      shoe sale, baby died!

  • @TheKirbyepicness
    @TheKirbyepicness 2 года назад +953

    I want the person who wrote the My Immortal story to win a Peabody Award. That was a game changer.

    • @raynegallaher7661
      @raynegallaher7661 2 года назад +137

      They're onto something. Harry Potter made JK Rowling famous but my immortal made nobody famous. In comparison this makes my immortal objectively better

    • @leoregular1707
      @leoregular1707 2 года назад +18

      Strange needs to site her sources

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 года назад +137

    JK Rowling saying My Immortal is better than Harry Potter is legit the best opinion she's expressed in years. Even if it was just fake fake Tumblr Stories Rowling.

  • @kalebh3419
    @kalebh3419 2 года назад +283

    Only REAL things(killing and sex) allowed past this point

    • @L3mXn
      @L3mXn 2 года назад +3

      egg?

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 2 года назад +13

      Mantis chicks be like

    • @goatvomit
      @goatvomit Год назад +3

      Hulu Originals ads: "Write that down, write that down!!"

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner Год назад

      sex

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 2 года назад +2587

    I want everyone to start flooding Joanne with mustard sandwich tweets whenever she is having a TERF meltdown

    • @angeladavidson2350
      @angeladavidson2350 2 года назад +118

      underrated comment 😂

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 2 года назад +166

      A never ending flood of mustard sandwich tweets

    • @cryptidaer
      @cryptidaer 2 года назад +60

      Get this to the top

    • @lemonace6695
      @lemonace6695 2 года назад +87

      Mustard sandwich and my immortal OMG that is going to fun

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 2 года назад +30

      commenting to get this to the top.

  • @irisaferg2524
    @irisaferg2524 2 года назад +69

    the thing that got me was "I act for love. A n d s e x ."

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like she gets paid for acting in... favours.

  • @JackedThor-so
    @JackedThor-so 2 года назад +1008

    Ok, but why did the "old lady compliments and asks for a Long Furby pattern" story actually make me go, "awww, that's sweet," out loud?

    • @samlewis6487
      @samlewis6487 2 года назад +66

      I convinced my mom to make a long furby with me. I didn't actually have to do much convincing, she was excited about it.
      This sounds like a fake story but like...
      I guess believe it if you want?

    • @onijester56
      @onijester56 2 года назад +22

      @@samlewis6487 My aunt was in high-school when I and my brothers were in elementary school; we're talking mid-to-late 90's. And since my grandma had bought a couple furbies for my aunt, so I'm sure if I explained what a "Long Furby" is and bought the materials, my grandma would help me make one. At least because if I fuck up, it won't be something important.
      So your story rings pretty true.

    • @RailfoxStudios
      @RailfoxStudios 2 года назад +3

      It is the will of the Long Ones, Jacked Thor-so.

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +2

      Because it’s true I was the furby

    • @soren3137
      @soren3137 Год назад

      my very old neighbor made my long furby for me since i can’t sew 😭

  • @katastrophic3907
    @katastrophic3907 2 года назад +335

    "my art teacher is an old conservative guy" fake, immediately fake, my highly stereotypical art teacher with asymmetrical orange hair, giant chunky purple glasses and perpetual intensely patterned poncho would disagree

    • @omniscient.nescience
      @omniscient.nescience 2 года назад +141

      Art teachers fall into 3 categories in my experience. Old conservative women who play favourites, eccentric old guys who like pottery, and extremely funky lesbians.

    • @getinloserweregoingshopping947
      @getinloserweregoingshopping947 2 года назад +19

      @@omniscient.nescience amazing description, couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @baramenhardova3583
      @baramenhardova3583 Год назад +5

      ​@@omniscient.nescience Okay, have you met my high school art teacher or something (she's the first one, and everyone hates her). My gods, does she play favorites. I have heard that there had to be an intervention of sorts with her over giving studdents 5s (fail grade) on art that was turned in on time and fit the assignment, just because she didn't like it and the student failed to gie her a song and dance about how it was actually super deep and emotional, or something. Not even joking. The woman is a walking Tumblr fake story in the making and she was, unfortunately, very real.

    • @BooFitz_Art
      @BooFitz_Art Год назад +3

      @@omniscient.nescience Yooooo! My art teacher was totally the first one. Had bible quotes up, kept flip-flopping about whether or not she supported one of her favorite students transitioning, and basically would ignore you if you weren't either an AP art student or someone she wanted to recruit for AP art. I would try to ask her for help, and she would be annoyed at me. Scared me out of pursuing art professionally for years

    • @The_Bird_Bird_Harder
      @The_Bird_Bird_Harder Год назад

      ​@@omniscient.nescience Jesus Christ you're right.

  • @richardking420
    @richardking420 2 года назад +70

    'Everyone was giving me hi fives and treating me like the queen of England'
    I think if u gave the queen a hi 5 that would finish her off

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 Год назад +25

      Can confirm: it finished her off
      I am now on the run from the police

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +4

      @peenyyt4921 *Sans?*

    • @peenyyt4921
      @peenyyt4921 Год назад

      @@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 I have never played nor plan to play undertale and your (assumedly) good joke has been wasted on me lmao

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +7

      @@peenyyt4921 oof it was a joke about how sans won the tumblr sexyman tournament the same day the queen died

  • @Charlotte-og2hf
    @Charlotte-og2hf 2 года назад +575

    Several times throughout this I forgot the stories weren't actual fake stories especially with the cat one

    • @-I87619
      @-I87619 3 месяца назад

      i still find myself believing that one, like my brain remembers the story but without the context of it being fake so yeah sometimes i do think that cats all have synesthesia

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 2 года назад +225

    There was this one furry kid at my middle school who was OBSESSED with his fursona. He literally came to school in his fursuit every day. Including in PICTURE DAY. They wouldn’t let him keep the head on for his photo and he threw a huge fit. He called his mom, who was involved in the PTA like it was her full time job, and she came to the school and threw such a Karen fit that, not only did they let him keep his costume on, but they MADE HIS FURSONA THE SCHOOL MASCOT. Everyone was mad at first but ended up getting super into it, and would all show up to pep rallies and school games in homemade fursuits of the fursona (including me. Guilty!)

    • @karak962
      @karak962 2 года назад +17

      gosh this is a MASTERPIECE

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +24

      This is true, im currently going to this school. Apparently the guy tried to sue the school for “copyright infringement” and “plagiarism” (really he just wanted to get some extra cash) he lost the lawsuit of course but it’s still a kinda funny story. I hope I can meet the guy in the future, such a legend.

    • @TrashGremlenDoesArt
      @TrashGremlenDoesArt Год назад +8

      This is unrealistic😒....no middle school student owns a full fursuit😥

  • @penusbutter4182
    @penusbutter4182 2 года назад +343

    "the librarian told these girls to stop being LESBIANS!"

  • @Kris_not_Chris
    @Kris_not_Chris 2 года назад +359

    "an actual dragon" woah wild, I hope they got proper permits and had properly trained zoologists, dragons are pretty damn endangered

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад +40

      JK Rowling is a dragon exploiter and a dragon abuser.

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 2 года назад +8

      JK Rowling is a dragon exploiter and a dragon abuser.

    • @vulpesmacrotis1990
      @vulpesmacrotis1990 2 года назад +7

      JK Rowling is a dragon exploiter and a dragon abuser.

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 2 года назад +5

      JK Rowling is a dragon exploiter and a dragon abuser.

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Год назад +5

      Jk Rowling is a dragon exploiter and a dragon abuser.

  • @7PMNewz
    @7PMNewz 2 года назад +721

    Tumblr is the only social media site that feels like a real person to me. She is not just an icon, she is…a friend :)

    • @lisasowa1195
      @lisasowa1195 2 года назад +39

      A Little weirdo tho

    • @penguinwithafancytophat
      @penguinwithafancytophat 2 года назад +23

      @@lisasowa1195 a great weirdo that if you poke it it might spout a haha funny

    • @koroconnell
      @koroconnell 2 года назад +25

      That one friend that's suddenly way too into taxidermy

    • @penguinwithafancytophat
      @penguinwithafancytophat 2 года назад +2

      @@koroconnell had to google what taxidermy was because of this comment

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 2 года назад +1

      @Kor O'Connell
      as That Friend i’m offended

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 2 года назад +98

    The Down with Cis bus crashing through the wall like the Kool Aid Man is visionary

  • @bibalyboop3010
    @bibalyboop3010 2 года назад +51

    in my experience random middle aged white christen woman in public love seeing my long furby. they go ooo what is that did you make it oh its so neat.

  • @wyrmworks6991
    @wyrmworks6991 2 года назад +287

    Oh! Oh, the My Immortal story was mine! BookTheWyrm, right? That’s so cool! I thought I was too late to the party when I submitted it. It’s maybe especially funny since I was hardly even on the internet in 2012, and I only got onto Tumblr this year. But my boyfriend introduced me to internet culture through your videos on My Immortal so I thought… well, this seems good :P

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 Год назад +7

      That’s actually so cool!

    • @_extrathicc
      @_extrathicc Год назад +10

      You are an Evil Genius

    • @alecradecki4324
      @alecradecki4324 Год назад +9

      High art

    • @trollanlord85
      @trollanlord85 Год назад +4

      ngl I thought you meant you were the original My Immortal creator for a second

    • @kiwiio_
      @kiwiio_ Год назад +4

      @@trollanlord85two months later but the idea of this being the way the my immortal author reveals them self would be really funny

  • @CharaViolet
    @CharaViolet 2 года назад +202

    Ok but the funniest thing about the homestuck one is that if you JUST think about the actual actions in the story, OP seems absolutely deranged while the ex-friend is just. A normal person.

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 2 года назад +62

      I feel like it has to be intentional. The entire time I was just thinking what an unhinged shitty friend they seem like, but they're the protagonist and definitely not gonna come to that realization. I think that sort of thing's come up in other tumblr stories, where the author's completely unaware that they're a total piece of shit.

    • @bonniefazbear1987
      @bonniefazbear1987 2 года назад +14

      Vriska behaviour

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 2 года назад +1

      @@ElliWoelfin So assholes who post on r/AmITheAsshole, but with even less self-awareness?
      Because they don't even entertain the option that they are the asshole.

    • @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754
      @ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 Год назад +3

      @bonniefazbear803 -virska did nothing wrong-

  • @Shiggedy
    @Shiggedy 2 года назад +51

    Haven't laughed like this in a looooong time. By the time you got to "Sold you to One Direction," I got a bit out of control.
    I was a little worried that the neighbors were going to be upset, but then I showed them the video and they laughed even harder. My landlord reduced everyone's rent and they all clapped.

  • @deaddadcrew6079
    @deaddadcrew6079 2 года назад +153

    There was like a couple of bad teacher stories, and strange was like, 'That's unrealistic and funny.' But straight up one of my teachers is transphobic and not only refuses to call trans students by the right name, but straight up said a slur during class. And when I said 'hey that's literally a slur' she just responded 'I know.'

    • @sophiejones3554
      @sophiejones3554 2 года назад +10

      oof! sorry that happened to you! 😬

    • @furretforpresident
      @furretforpresident Год назад +6

      Ik I'm a year late, but couldn't you have reported them to the school's office?

    • @clackle_
      @clackle_ Месяц назад

      for a woman who hates trans people so much she has huge fucking balls jesus christ

  • @rhiaeachus2505
    @rhiaeachus2505 2 года назад +22

    i had a tumblr post that everyone thought was fake and it was "i went to hold a lizard at petco and he asked if i was 18 n i thought he said 'a teen' so i said yes and held a lizard illegally" but its very true and the lizard almost got away

  • @TheNekomata8
    @TheNekomata8 2 года назад +147

    New one going around Tumblr now, Pirates of the Caribbean gay divorce hoax.

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад +29

      That post is the funniest thing ever
      I've decided they are gay divorced now and it's true in my mind

    • @TheNekomata8
      @TheNekomata8 2 года назад +7

      @@gummysnacksandknives9229 Agreed it's so good!

    • @_lemony_tart
      @_lemony_tart 2 года назад +14

      AND I REALLY BELIEVED IT😭 Atleast i learned the truth on the same post since the op got called out lol...but now I want it to be real 😔💔

    • @TheNekomata8
      @TheNekomata8 2 года назад +14

      @@_lemony_tart That seems to be the general consensus. I am all for making it 100% true headcanon!

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад +5

      @@_lemony_tart It's true in our hearts

  • @virginiafernandez6846
    @virginiafernandez6846 2 года назад +727

    As someone who’s recently gotten back on tumblr after a long hiatus, I can’t tell you how much fun I’m having right now

    • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
      @sparklestarspompomunicorn 2 года назад +7

      me

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +2

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear bir

    • @cataclysmicmystics
      @cataclysmicmystics 2 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku TF does this mean

    • @revoltman-needsmoreclickbait
      @revoltman-needsmoreclickbait 2 года назад +1

      @@cataclysmicmystics I don't know but I'm scared

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 2 года назад +2

      @@cataclysmicmystics shush, for the lord spoke.

  • @dorian8436
    @dorian8436 2 года назад +40

    I have just had an abysmal realization. Since the US constitution is almost entirely based on the philosophy of John Locke, the US constitution could be considered Johnlock(e) fanfiction

    • @atlas6111
      @atlas6111 2 месяца назад +1

      fan(non-)fiction

  • @barfchugger
    @barfchugger 2 года назад +143

    i just love the algebra one. its like a tumblr fake story through a masculine lens. it was also so fucking funny. the my immortal one is also hysterical.

    • @xenotiic8356
      @xenotiic8356 2 года назад +1

      Where was the algebra one again? They were all so good

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 2 года назад +132

    The "all cats have synesthesia" one was a little too real with "cats can see stripes on human skin" still occasionally circulating

    • @mvlligrvbs
      @mvlligrvbs 2 года назад +19

      I still don't know if the cats can see human stripes one is fake even after looking it up😭

  • @pericatt
    @pericatt 2 года назад +302

    16 years of Neil banging out the tunes, 13 years of Homestuck, 10 years of Hermitcraft, and the date of Lee and Mary Lee's wedding in Sander's Sides
    Happy Homestuck day everybody :33

    • @notdeathontwogays
      @notdeathontwogays 2 года назад +8

      the real question for you, random youtube person,
      is wedding or callback?

    • @pericatt
      @pericatt 2 года назад +7

      @@notdeathontwogays callback 1000%

    • @noalowenstein6741
      @noalowenstein6741 2 года назад +18

      aw shit every year I forget my birthday is on homestuck day

    • @eugeniabukhman8533
      @eugeniabukhman8533 2 года назад +20

      @@noalowenstein6741 congrats on sharing a birthday with the incarnation of evil

  • @un0riginaluser
    @un0riginaluser 2 года назад +188

    This makes me wish that a park employee at Harry Potter world committed to cosplaying Ebony at work. It's right there

  • @DarkenedArk
    @DarkenedArk 2 года назад +376

    the buckets one is so good, absolutely enthralled at the idea of a cool kids superwholock table

    • @andynonymous6769
      @andynonymous6769 2 года назад +18

      My middleschool kind of had that but they got bullied lol

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 2 года назад +16

      I was apart of a table like that, we thought we were cool, our peers would beg to differ tho

    • @trystero1729
      @trystero1729 2 года назад +17

      I went to a very weird middle school for twice exceptional children and we actually had one of those. Most of us were so lame that it was the Tumblr kids and the CS:GO skin gambling kids who were consistently fighting for the top of the pyramid

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 2 года назад +305

    The combination of the black and white filter and the fancy lamp really elevates the reading of all of these stories to high art.

  • @artemisnightfeather2634
    @artemisnightfeather2634 2 года назад +132

    the sold to one direction one reads more like a 2015 wattpad story than a 2012 tumblr fake story, with especially with the dialogue intro and the internal monologue while going down the stairs, absolute staples of the era

  • @seeawn
    @seeawn 2 года назад +84

    JK Rowling eating a mustard sandwich in the backrooms made me holler

  • @lycanknight7184
    @lycanknight7184 2 года назад +189

    The point where the male student smells blood while assessing his teacher would have been a really good place to transition into
    "Ho, why are u approaching me?"
    "I can't beat the shit out of u without getting closer"
    "Ho! Then come as close as u like."
    Then it just ends

    • @nafeeyk3340
      @nafeeyk3340 2 года назад +6

      jojo fan spotted in the wild lmao

    • @hw5064
      @hw5064 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking that the entire time!

  • @lyric7702
    @lyric7702 2 года назад +76

    salted my fields destroyed my crops 10/10

    • @lyric6719
      @lyric6719 2 года назад +6

      name twin??

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 2 года назад +3

      my skin is acne-ridden, my fields are salted, 12/10 upload

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 года назад +34

    oh my god the my immortal one at 6:01 actually killed me. "Its full of real emotion. And real life stuff that harry potter never talks about. Like s*x and killing.!"
    whoever wrote that is A++ chefs kiss wonderful at satire. this is one time when everyone watching the video really did clap.

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 2 года назад +2

      I love the idea that "killing" is apparently too edgy for the HP series.

  • @trashpidgeon2878
    @trashpidgeon2878 2 года назад +79

    As I was listening to these fake stories I was thinking “what if there was a reality where tumblr fake stories were real.” I both do not want to know and want to know at the same time.

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 2 года назад +21

      According to the multiverse theory, there is a universe where JKR is eating a mustard sandwich in a dragon control room *right now*, seconds away from meeting a girl dressed as Enoby.

  • @coletonparks8324
    @coletonparks8324 2 года назад +73

    Oh my god, whoever wrote that "my immortal" post nailed it. I am wheezing with laughter over here. They are one of the most talented shitposters out there.

  • @catienoble3191
    @catienoble3191 2 года назад +112

    Ok but I absolutely would have believed the cats-have-synesthesia one wholeheartedly and reblogged it every time it crossed my dash. Part of the reason why is that one of my family's cats (playfully) attacks my mom whenever she talks too much.

  • @samlewis6487
    @samlewis6487 2 года назад +44

    "I hate Tim Horton's, that's some important Strange Aeons lore, write that down."
    I...
    Already knew that.
    And I'm not proud of it.

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 2 года назад +22

    The "Dragon Animatronic" Author is a Genius.
    The "Breathingtube Girl" story was just beyond real. Perfect combination of "Gotcha" and "Well, ACTUALLY" energy.

  • @AngelicComplex
    @AngelicComplex 2 года назад +59

    There are no words to encapsulate the majesty of the jk Rowling mustard story. God tier storytelling right there

  • @Arya-we7vf
    @Arya-we7vf 2 года назад +71

    Strange: *Asks for tumblr fake stories.*
    That one person: I see your tumblr fake stories and raise you Wattpad "sold to my favourite band" fanfiction.

  • @toobytah
    @toobytah 2 года назад +24

    Professor Strange of TumblrUniversity, Teacher of Tumblr History 101

  • @czbaterka
    @czbaterka 2 года назад +120

    I love when this woman with holes in her lungs sitting and reading us literature of young poets and writers. BRAVO!

  • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
    @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 года назад +85

    I WAS LEGIT JUST THINKING “huh Teya hasn’t uploaded in a while I hope she’s okay” AND THEN I SEE THE NOTIFICATION I THINK IM PSYCHIC LMAO

  • @wurderer
    @wurderer 2 года назад +147

    I feel like the clown story is not getting enough love. The description of Benjamin had me CACKLING

  • @xxstrawbunny_babyxx
    @xxstrawbunny_babyxx 2 года назад +95

    Lmao, as an Ambulatory wheelchair user I adored the disabled clown friend story XD

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 2 года назад +28

    A funny new phenomenon that's been happening within my tumblr circle lately is another bout of fake stories everywhere, but specifically made to be much more believable. That and the fact that we got through 2012 and that means everyone is clearly able to spot a fake story means that a lot of people are falling for this shit and I love it. There was a post where a mutual of mine invented an entire Bible verse that implied Jesus is trans and hundreds of thousands of people fell for it. Another person wrote up a several hundred word essay on some old cartoon from the 80s and how the two showrunners both had a creative rivalry on where the show went/were gay married the entire time that was just completely invented with fake screenshots of Wikipedia pages to back it up. Very recently after Our Flag Means Death started picking up someone managed to trick a bunch of people into thinking that there's subtext in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies that implies Jack Sparrow and Barbossa are bitter exes. We're entering a new age of tumblr fake stories and I'm so excited

  • @nicvmel
    @nicvmel 2 года назад +65

    Hearing "getting a stray onion ring in a batch of curly fries" makes me think of *the* Jerma onion ring clip

    • @penusbutter4182
      @penusbutter4182 2 года назад +18

      "OOOHHHH ONION RING"

    • @TJ_Sauce
      @TJ_Sauce 2 года назад +15

      @@penusbutter4182 The unnecessary "translate to english" at the bottom of your reply is really funny to me for no reason. It's like youtube thinks it needs to be translated from Jerma language.

  • @Rain-np7tk
    @Rain-np7tk 2 года назад +80

    calling long furbys "the devils necklace" is something I'm gonna steal

  • @gummysnacksandknives9229
    @gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад +182

    So interesting thing about "Alexandrias Genesis" is that it was at one point a legit theory some people really do have "purple" eyes (not the way you would think of as purple more of a greyer colour) and someone coined the term Alexandrias Genesis to describe it because it's so rare and then someone decided to make a tumblr post and the rest is history
    Is this a fake story? You can decide

    • @sharkazoo
      @sharkazoo 2 года назад +58

      Alexandrias Genesis came from a darla fanfic site lmao

    • @Bimtavdesign
      @Bimtavdesign 2 года назад +6

      They'd be called Elizabeth Taylor's eyes

    • @samlewis6487
      @samlewis6487 2 года назад +7

      @@sharkazoo Who do I trust? Because either of these could be fake

    • @spiceyicey
      @spiceyicey 2 года назад +39

      Believe me, I actually.
      suffer from the disease Alexander's genesis was based on; Marie alexendrette syndrome. It's painful to know that I will always be an outcast because of my sakura hair and golden eyes

    • @Tesseract_King
      @Tesseract_King 2 года назад +34

      @@samlewis6487 It's the Daria fanfic site one. The original author Cameron Aubernon has an article about it out there somewhere; apparently part of it was venting frustrations about her gender dysphoria, and she never expected it to blow up like it did.

  • @primordialsoup8685
    @primordialsoup8685 2 года назад +54

    my sociology professor brought up JKR in my class earlier and the entire class groaned

  • @SilentMeteorite
    @SilentMeteorite 2 года назад +41

    It was trippy going from ProZD's latest video which ended in black and white, directly into this one. I thought my phone broke for a second

    • @pierregikh
      @pierregikh 2 года назад +4

      Is it the interpretations of a Sears commercial? I just watched that one after this video.

    • @SilentMeteorite
      @SilentMeteorite 2 года назад

      @@pierregikh yep!

  • @TheScaredLittleScholar
    @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +52

    My brother has a 10 foot long furby. He took it for “walks” around the neighborhood a few times

    • @greyflash77
      @greyflash77 2 года назад +2

      I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS REAL OR NOT-

    • @TheScaredLittleScholar
      @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +7

      @@greyflash77 it is, actually. I didn’t consider that this sounded like the opening lines to a tumblr fake story tho

  • @mpeanut5066
    @mpeanut5066 2 года назад +173

    okay but the cat synesthesia one could also "totally explain" why cats are always chasing stuff we can't see??? They're hearing your tv/music/whatever and the synesthesia is making them see ghosties 😳 this is genius someone post it to tiktok immediately I BEG OF YOU

    • @aestevalis0
      @aestevalis0 2 года назад +5

      There's video here on YT of a cat attacking music coming out of a speaker.

    • @TheScaredLittleScholar
      @TheScaredLittleScholar 2 года назад +3

      one time I came downstairs listening to music and my cat froze, stared me down, then sprinted away

    • @WireMosasaur
      @WireMosasaur 2 года назад +2

      @@TheScaredLittleScholar when my cat did that it just meant she wanted to play tag lol

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 2 года назад +8

    "Thank you down with cis bus!" is so hilarious i love it

  • @sirreadsalot6654
    @sirreadsalot6654 2 года назад +121

    I feel like this is an addiction to cringe. I hate this so much, but I just can't stop watching

    • @ElliWoelfin
      @ElliWoelfin 2 года назад +14

      But it's good wholesome in-group cringe, not hateful 2016 RUclips cringe vids :D

  • @artcowboy
    @artcowboy 2 года назад +35

    The hospital giving the person a hot topic gift card is so good lmao

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 2 года назад +1

      Like that reminds me of the running gag in Metalocalypse

  • @aspen1713
    @aspen1713 2 года назад +17

    Calling long Furby’s “the devil’s necklace” is the best name for the ultimate accessory

  • @castackpole
    @castackpole 2 года назад +36

    "ma'am that's my furby" is perhaps the greatest comeback of all time

  • @user-yo9lg8yi7m
    @user-yo9lg8yi7m 2 года назад +39

    Y’all just are gonna ignore that a guy on the rabiosexual bus had a toaster taped to his chest? I wheezed

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 года назад +15

      estrogen is difficult to get, she had to get an affirming chest shape somehow

  • @imacrow3246
    @imacrow3246 2 года назад +20

    The "sold to One Direction" story activated my flight or fight response

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 2 года назад

      She sold her (to One Direction) to protect her.

  • @oliveoil8736
    @oliveoil8736 2 года назад +24

    I literally partially own the group Guinness world record for longest loom band bracelet, how could I have forgotten that would have been a great fake fake Tumblr story

  • @axd0045
    @axd0045 2 года назад +23

    The dash-con scorpion is literally perfect

  • @AshlarKismet
    @AshlarKismet 2 года назад +39

    What got me was the "just working a 7-4:40 job" at 16:50. As if teachers only did work during school hours. Hilarious.

  • @DukeDukeGo
    @DukeDukeGo 2 года назад +4

    "Everyone was high-fiving me and treating me like the Queen"
    Love the image of the Queen getting high fives from everyone instead of bows

  • @thesadisticskitty7665
    @thesadisticskitty7665 2 года назад +20

    So I was at my job (working at Michael's) a nd some lady came up to the register. She checked her stuff out and paid, but noticed that I wasn't wearing a ring. "How are you old enough to have a job and don't have a husband?" she said. I knew not to stoke the flames ( yet) and simply responded "that's none of your business, mam." She repeated her auestion, demanding to know why a boy from my church hadn't proposed yet. I answered " I do't go to church," still putting on a veneer of professionalism. She kept yelling, and I started to crack. She shouted "well you should get that tattoo off your wrist and get a husband, " referring to the Thorn tattoo on my wrist. I just tol her to " ass off." She kept screaming someyhing about how she wax a paying customer and didn't deserve a rude cashier, a nd I said the best thing I've said in my oife. "Well, you already paid. Get out." I was really proud of myself.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 года назад

      as if old Christian hags think married women are allowed to work

  • @StripesZB
    @StripesZB 2 года назад +11

    I recorded his reaction.
    With my IPOD TOUCH.
    I love it.

  • @Kris_not_Chris
    @Kris_not_Chris 2 года назад +29

    the cat synesthesia one is perfect

  • @kestreldomann2787
    @kestreldomann2787 2 года назад +88

    The lesbian librarian one is inaccurate it is a known fact that all Librarians are Queer

    • @riverisenby556
      @riverisenby556 2 года назад +15

      The one who wrote it was in the comments saying its based off of a truestory lol.

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 2 года назад

      All librarians are queer or very homophobic old people, no in-between

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 2 года назад +3

      Is this how I find out I'm queer?

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller1 2 года назад +25

    3:59 that story is so incredibly accurate to the 2014 Tumblr fake story era that I could genuinely visualize it on my timeline. I'm very impressed by the dedication of this historically accurate author

    • @migsy1
      @migsy1 2 года назад +1

      Thank you!!

  • @r3ntz699
    @r3ntz699 2 года назад +12

    When you read “he used equis’s quirk” I shat my pants because I am drawing that character as I am watching this video

  • @treekidd8649
    @treekidd8649 2 года назад +10

    The sonic one isn’t outside of the realm of possibility tbh. I STRONGLY remember my art teacher in middle school having a deviantart account, he would post art of his characters (primarily a “werewolf” who was more often than not in anthro form) and pages from a comic he was constantly working on. I’m not sure if it’s still up, but I think about it a lot

  • @SanguineThor
    @SanguineThor 2 года назад +34

    I gasped and clapped while listening to this. Multiple times.

  • @maddiedoesntkno
    @maddiedoesntkno 2 года назад +15

    That’s unfortunately not so egregious for Karen behaviour😔 I’ve been physically dragged off of one of the public use motorised carts at the grocery shop because I “obviously don’t need it” (i am young-left my canes at the greeter) and their spouse couldn’t find a motorised cart because “all you damn kids are joyriding on them”

  • @KoolWithAQ
    @KoolWithAQ 2 года назад +3

    "Giddy with happiness" is my favorite little line. Perfection.

  • @plutoshouldbeaplanet669
    @plutoshouldbeaplanet669 2 года назад +6

    I love how Tamri is described as the devils spawn but she only says one slightly mean thing in the entire story

  • @sillypplproductions2
    @sillypplproductions2 2 года назад +7

    The concept of a browser extension that converts your writing into Homestuck troll quirks really flung me back in time and i don't know why I never thought such a thing existed before
    Also i am fairly certain i would have used it for the lolz if i was into Homestuck when i was younger lmao

  • @sylvieficco1320
    @sylvieficco1320 2 года назад +24

    Love not being up to date on your rabies vaccines. Idk why but that part broke me

  • @dorianhinkle5595
    @dorianhinkle5595 2 года назад +7

    Love how Strange hyped up Gideon the Ninth on Homestuck Day, given that Taz has a Homestuck blog and Gideon has early Dave Strider vibes.

  • @phyzarel1845
    @phyzarel1845 2 года назад +8

    I love the repeated “because I like real things and not money” its very tumblr fake 😂

  • @Wallis_2001
    @Wallis_2001 2 года назад +20

    Some of these truly sound like fake stories you'd actually find on Tumblr and it's destroying me