Talking To Boys As Long Furby
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"so tell me male or female" "my condolences" is a huge enby mood
The only difference between me and a long furby is what my spine is wrapped in
Am enby, can confirm
Thinking about how I was playing a Murder mystery game and my character was androgynous because genderqueer and someone was like “omg look there’s a bunch of homosexuals here” and I was like “I’m a homosexual too lmao” and this one person started questioning me.
“Do you like girls?”
“Yes”
“Are you a girl?”
“Yes and no”
Me a Historian thinking this is ancient Chinese: 予惟小子
Actual ancient Chinese: I am a furby I am enlightened beyond gender
XD
Didn't you know? The Long Furbies were a race of god-like animals in ancient china.
Thank you for spreading historical truth Anthony
this chinese can 10000% agree "I am a furby I am enlightened beyond gender" is definitely ancient chinese
brmbly it is his mutated child
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde
Thursday is my truth
“If ketchup is not a sauce, what is it?”
*”söööp”*
That is very disturbing...
I worry for my sense of humor. I laughed so hard, I shook my bed and made it squeak and made it sound like something 👀 was going on in my room.
_lööp_
I'm so offended.
söööp
"Give a man a mask and he'll show you his true face."
You know what pseudo-intellectualism is right? Basically defined by quotes just like that, they sound good, but what the hell does it really mean? "You give a man a mask of your choosing and he'll show you his true face" uhhhh what, when he takes the other mask off real quick to put the new one on? You didn't really think that one through, did you? All you get when you give a man a mask is a man in a mask you gave him. Le shrug.
@@voteZDLR Sir are you okay. Like this is a meme please
@@voteZDLR it's more metaphorical and abstract than a literal mask. The quote says that if you give anonymity and zero consequences to man, then he will show his true caracter
@@brunobaumanis7869 That makes more sense, but it has to be in meme territory still lol
or you can read too much into it. teach a man how to fish and he will eat for a lifetime, what if he does not like fish, what if he lives in the desert, what if the teacher couldn't spare a fishing pole once he leaves? or you can take it very directly, believing its only about survival or getting food for the day. but the phrase can be used for anything involving dependency.
give a man anonymity and he will show you his true personality. sounds boring. give him a mask, countering the idea of showing his face. its a mind boggle at first, sounds cool and mysterious, but the meaning is there once you think and compare to reality
I totally accept long furby as a bisexual icon
A bicon
Hollywood needs to take notes from the noble race of long furbies
i like to see that
Me too
Words cannot express how much I agree with this.
"i don't have legs michael"
gonna say this to every boy who looks at me this year
Ya gay too?
OoUuuh! Thx for the likez
@@lets_ellili5173 yeah
So...No one?
Including the Michael part?
All 2 people? Lol
"I have infinity plus 1 teeth" will be on my tombstone
TheFabulousMettaton EX I was wearing headphones, now my ears are bleeding
@@ravenblood1954 Same
i litteraly jumped
b0nes
@@WizardLimon same
"The straights have not heard the good word of Long Furby"
-Strange Æons
they arent as blessed as us gays are
the olive oil thing is from a video of this one guy on a cooking show where he goes thru like a whole ass bottle of olive oil, just search "just a little bit more olive oil"
Its gus johnson
@@nilesdoswell8752 Gus Johnson did a skit based off the original video
Also she liked my comment I feel so mf blessed long live thursday, the only true god
What’s the video called
@@sentrenade1244 just a little bit more olive oil
"I'm straight"
"My condolences"
I'm gonna use this from now on
Senior quote lol
Lol me too
I'm straight as a ruler but binging LGBTQ+ RUclipsrs for some reason. This comment brought me great joy.
same
Larston Marston
lmao same
No one:
Thursday: *HiPiTtY hOpPiTy yOuR SpInE iS nOw mY PrOpErTy*
☠👍
Thursday Boy Porridge
Hippity hoppity your teeth and spine are my property
I LOST it at this
I would give him my spine....
the "I have infinity +1 teeth" edit jump started my heart, im sweating
I was looking for someone to comment that, I died watching that part with earphones 😂😂
A little headups would have been nice I just dropped my phone. XD
It’s like eleven right now, I’m at a family friend’s house, and I just screeched loud enough to wake up everyone in the building
@@ishasatapathy6303 it's 12:29am and i was watching without headphones and kinda yelped and maybe possibly dropped my phone on my face
Whennn
This gives me life. The line "I am a furby, I am enlightened beyond gender" had me doubled over gasping.
I once matched with Cthulhu on Tinder and he wanted me to join his cult with the purpose of overthrowing capitalism. Had a very similar vibe lmao
Who would say no to that offer?!
@@ענברפרידמן-מרין *Not me that's for sure, I would instantly say yes*
@@moni-in-mini7471 did you mean the "," because that doesn't look like a swear word
@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 oh sorry for the confusion lol, on my device it shows the username of the person you were replying to in the middle of your sentence, my sleep deprived brain thought it was funny enough to comment about
@@moni-in-mini7471 it's ok :)
"If you want to know freedom, start a long furby tinder account" is a string of words I did not expect to hear this evening but here we are
The true one spoke them, so they are our destiny
not only are they words I didn't expect to hear, but also didn't expect to relate to and understand as much as I did
Not a string of words I ever expected to hear ever in my life, but I live for it.
As a bisexual I can safely say we have accepted Boy Porridge as our king.
YES.
WHERE IS ARE KING!!!??!?!?
NOTICE ME TODOROKI!!!OR SHINSOU love *silently agrees with your name*
As a pansexual, I’m upset. Where can I sign up on a bi form for this king.
King? MORE LIKE OUR *GOD*
"I realized that this man was trying to hook up with my furby"
Anyone: *types out a normal sentence*
Random guy: Is this Ancient Chinese?
你好
never underestimate the stupidity of h*tero men on tinder
@@eddlake5694 您哈，
是是，猫男人
Does anyone else want her shirt? True lesbian fashion.
flimsy meat a straight woman but y e s.
flimsy meat also the shirt she was wearing while she chopped the onion
@@f1zz-k1d89 Oh that just makes it better
It's summer flannel
A bi boy yee I need to look like a gay dad xd
The old saying: "Give a gay icon a long furby tinder account and she will have a grand old time."
“who the beautiful creator behind long furby?” “a lesbian.”
Give a man a mask something something
-Oscar Wilde’s drunk persona: Oscan Gidle
Maya May
Everything is about sex. Except something. Something is about something.
What I learned from this video: Some people are so touch starved that they'll try to flirt with long furby and honestly if that isn't probably my future I don't know what is
I _need_ to make a Tinder so that I can have a chance with the long lovely Furby 😩
That's a suspicious emote
Gotta also be canadian
Farrah Moan agrees with that emoji
im doing it rn
I am very tempted to make one a tinder just to say hi
When I’m a parent I won’t tell my children about the tooth fairy.
It’ll be the Tooth Furby.
My kid is about to lose a tooth. I'll send it to Thursday hahaha
bosh Keep it! They can take stem cells from it go make new body parts/heal their body if something happens to them.
Kat M use teeth to make people
I'll tell my kids about the spine fairy
This comment made me want children JUST so I can tell them this. (Not really, I’m not good with children, but I have animals I can tell!)
"I love to slither around the park and eat small rodents" IM CRYING RN
Strange Æons: uses a word with 4 syllables
Tinder Man: wow you must be bilingual
bilingual has 4 syllables
@@nenidetic neat
@@ravevenom7350 lol
I SCREAMEEEEDDDDD LMAOOO
@@nenidetic huh, it very much does not in my dialect. only 3 syllables for me
Now I wish I could send you a spine with a note that says " I got your back. "
Edit; I’m so glad so many people liked this comment like good lord- I keep checking back every few months and the likes just keep growing
The only thing stopping you is fear. Be brave, awkward potato.
O h b o y .
Is it weird that I want to make a clay spine and just send it to her one day? With a sticky note that says, "Cronch"
@@anoriginalname5418 C r e a t i v i t y
this is word for word a joke my friend made yesterday... youtube algorithm tell me your secrets
"At this point, I realized this man was trying to hook up with my furby." is not a sentence I knew I needed to hear, but... I Love It
“I WILL CHERISH YOU AS MUCH AS I CHERISH MY GF”
Me, realizing she’s on Tinder: ........ wAIT-
maybe they are poly
maybe she found her gf via tinder and didn’t delete her account
Could’ve been on tinder for friends as well. Or threesomes 🙃
@@EyeconicLaura Girls on tinder can organize threesomes at the drop of a god damn hat
@@digilici951 But that doesn't explain her currently using the app
"The Straights have not heard the good word of Long Furby" - The Grand Gospel of Strange Aeons, 1:1
As a The Straight, I'm doing my best to rectify this situation. Long Son be with you.
Long son be with you, a the straight.
Some of us have heard the good word of Long Furby. Praise Thursday!
There are straights like myself that have heard of the Gospel!
ARCHMAGOS DECIUS KRONEN I, as a non straight, have seen enlightenment in those beautiful eyes of his
9:18 literally half asleep watching this video in bed... eyes slowly getting heavier.. relaxed.. peaceful and content.... "INFINITY PLUS ONE TEETH!" I then violently flailed around almost falling off the edge of my bed, threw my phone upwards and hit myself in the face, and felt like I almost had a heart attack... almost ten minutes have gone by and my hearts still racing. Holy slinkby teeth was that a terrifying moment for me...
Edit: like 45 min later and I'm still not over how startled I was and that cost me at least an hour or two of sleep and I need to be up and ready in like 5 hours.
Infinity plus one is not even a fuxkin thing. That mans a degenerate
Same but I had headphones
i feel sorry for you lmao
Here lies Kay.
Cause of death: sensory perception disorder + goddamn *bAsS bOoSt.*
“I don’t have legs Micheal” one second in and I’m wheezing
long furbies conversational skills are truly *chefs kiss*
gonna use some of those "gimme ur bones"
"knock knock wheres ur teeth"
"wanna slither thru the park and eat bugs with me"
The "I don't have legs Michele" gives off "This isn't a beach it's a bathtub" Energy
my senior quote is “if you want to know true freedom, start a long furby account”
Mine might be “I have infinity plus one teeth”
Mine would be "I don't have legs Michael"
Mine is “crunch crunch give me your bones”
mine i’d just gonna be “ i’m gay with a long furby. that’s it”
I'm gonna make so much Thursday Bisexual Pride art now, thanks Teya
fuck yeah
Thursday says bi rights
where can I find the art? O.o
Where can we see it? xD
"Give a man a mask, and, something something"
- Strange Aeons, 2019
"all furbies are gay" iconic and factual, I want this engraved in a necklace
Omg that's gonna be my first tattoo
Kristen Rodgers THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA CAN I DO IT TOO
@@meeowvi hell yeah you can lol, I was thinking of doing mine in comic sans.
As an interesting additional fact: all vampires are bi.
Kristen Rodgers I love that so much
9:22 my whole body jumped there. its 3 am and i was wearing headphones... dont do this to me im too young to die
Nobody is too young I need SACRIFICE
How tf was it that loud
Same girl, the vibrations reached to my heart and made me jump
I was at like 8:23 when I read this comment; thank you for the warning
my heart is still pounding that was so scary omg
“Boy porridge” is one of the worst combination of word I have heard to date.
oh you mean best.
I’m bi and proud to have long furby as the bi icon💜💙💕✊
Omg yes-
He's an bicon
HELL yeah
Why isn't he pan
Same tjo
*lesbian mum posts* here I go ignoring life whilst watching a woman use a slonky furby to flirt
I see this as an absolute plus.
@Happy Doggo Sounds nefarious...
*s l o n k y*
*_S l o n k y_*
*_S L O N K Y_*
Ah yes, the three genders.
Male
Female
*And Long Furby*
a man that will tempura his spine for his furry babby? *THAT'S MY TYPE*
cybersigh THATS MY TYPE
“It’s a deal breaker if you think ketchup is a sauce.”
Yeah, because it’s a fruit-based liquid with 20% sugar...
...It’s a soda.
It's not carbonated tho
@RedstonerProductions Then it would be a sports drink like Powerade.
RedstonerProductions you dare oppose me mortal.
@@sircatfaceesq578 fair enough
Heath Burrows it’s a condiment
Honestly the chaos she exudes I relate with immensely and i am here for it
The phrase is”give a man a mask he will show his true face.”
Why am I laughing so hard at Derek and his 32 teeth?
Boy still has his wisdom teeth.
yeah, ikr? it's a pathetic, laughable amount of teeth.
I FEEL ATTACKED.... I have my wisdom teeth still :(
And why is that Teeth GIF so creepy!?
I have *INFINITY PLUS 1 TEETH*
"are you a boy or a girl"
*_"m y c o n d o l e n c e s"_*
Someone: Who is your bi icon/inspiration?
Me:
*long furby fills me with half gay happiness*
"give a man a mask, something something, that's how I feel being long furby on tinder"
-STRANGE ÆONS 2019
I read this right as she said it it's fricking creepy when it happens
I love that saying. "Give a man a mask and something something."
Lesbian culture is being the hottest guy someone's matched with
8:40 "Give a man a mask... and... something something." -StraneAeons, 2019
9:22 RIP headphone users
How is the cow doing?
Strange: "it only costs 6 human teeth to join my long furby cult"
Me: *running at the screen with my baby teeth I saved for some reason*
*Tooth Fairy wants to know your location*
I'm Dad no *I’M Dad*
@@novarey6008 No, I'm dad lol
Single Ladies: "Why can't I get a cute lover?"
Long Furby: "Because Im the only one that shows up on their bidar"
When a long furby gets more action than you.
Honestly I’m not even mad, it’s just natural.
Where and how should one go about sacrificing 6 of their teeth to join the furby cult?
Asking for a friend.
Step 1: Have a child
Step 2: Wait a few years Step 3: Steal their teeth
@@lessthandecent8769 The teeth have already been acquired. I used to be a child in my past.
I had 4 teeth pulled out when I was in 7th grade, so they're charged with the pain and agony I was feeling at the time. Anyone spare 2 teeth so I can go join a cult?
Give them to my mouth to eat
@@rachael5300 sorry, already used my spare teeth to join the cult
"So tell me, male or female"
"mY cONdoLeNcES"
This is the single greatest thing I have ever heard
This gives me amounts of joy I was not prepared for.
why can she have a furby tinder account and my account as crack addict amy duncan from good luck charlie gets banned
your WHAT
This is the funniest shit I have read tonight
Alexa, show google results for 'how to sue tinder?'
It's clearly because Amy Duncan is a fictional character whereas Thursday Plurbonym-Boyporridge is terrifyingly real.
That ear rape caught me way off guard. My spine almost jumped out of my body
Your lucky it didn’t or Thursday would have stolen it
an Offering
if my spine jumps out of my body, don't put it back. Thursday caught ME slippin
that means it's almost ready to hatch
We need your spine
Although this video was published before the terror that is rona, I am discovering new yt channels and thus have found Strange Æons and am watching all the content and have found this wholesome content (don’t ask why I think long furby Thursday is wholesome), and I just thought I’d say thx to strange Æons because this made my day
Random citizen: I know it’s you hibc
Strange Æons: *suprised pikachu face*
PLEASE MAKE “I DONT HAVE LEGS, MICHAEL” MERCH WITH THURSDAY ON IT I WOULD WEAR IT ALWAYS
I need: *The Adventure's of Thursday the Longboy Furby.* to be a thing.
9:21 I was drawing and playing this at loud volume in my headphones and not paying attention and im actually shaking now-
i have officially changed my insta username to girlgruel 💀💀
"Do you write fanfiction, Kelsey?"
no she writes loren grey appreciation comments
ryan trahan?
@@vee2927 ye
"I have infinity +1 teeth" has been a vocal stim for me for the longest time and i blame you
“This man is actually trying to hook up with my long furby...” 😂😂🤣🤣
So you just exposed that your flirt language is kissy face emojis
First off, I want to apologize for being FIVE MONTHS LATE TO THIS AMAZING VIDEO!
Secondly, We need this to become a series!
it's like 3 am, i have headphones in and 9:21 gave me a literal heart attack and now I'm so grumpy I don't even wanna finish the video.
I'll probably still finish it.
that was absolutely fucked. I had my volume low and I reckon the neighbours heard it
I screamed. So rude.
Yeah, I now finally know what’s after life. Cuz I fucking DIED when it screamed to my brain
i was gonna read my book for school but then you uploaded so nOpe
You should read your book
Nicole Bae u right
But finish the video first.
A Wild Nuisance Appears! dont worry i finished the video then read my book
My brother saw the long furby and asked me “does she do drugs” i cant lmao
Teya. I’ve been asking for centuries. What should I name my future furbies. There are two. Please. Teya. Mom. Please.
bitch and poop
Olive and Oil
Wesley orange-radish and kyrine pale cream
Cronch Bitchslurp and Paperbeth Oliveoil
pride and joy
Ketchup is a condiment and the idea of ketchup mixed with butter as spaghetti sauce made me literally gag. Like no
It's a Honey Boo Boo thing. Mamma June makes "sketti". Sauce is butter and ketchup. It's revolting but I think they were trying to be funny.
I hate ketchup, so anything mixed with ketchup is instantly gross to me. lol
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker Boi, you haven't seen my brother's creations, HE IS DISGUSTING AF.
He just casually mixes garlic dip, cranberry sauce and my homemade honey mustard...or just plain gross tartar sauce and ketchup
I had this video playing while driving kind of like a podcast, The infinity plus one teeth sound bite scared the shit out of me
really proud of what our generation has morphed conversation into
I am as well.
I am as well.
I am as well.
I had seven wisdom teeth removed recently and two of them crumbled so I only have five I’m sorry mother
hOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DID YOU HAVE, JEEZUS
Devi Zakura four of them were enlarged, too!
@@devizakura I might be remembering this wrong but I think it's possible to have 3 rows of wisdom teeth. Dude must've had two
George Ryan Ross the Third send them to lesbian mothers PO Box with ur comment printed out on top
A worthy offering nonetheless.
Long furby: spine?
Me: no!
L F: but, but, SpInE!?
Me, now having to drag my sentient long furby away from the dog park: We have plenty of Spine at home.
August 25, 2018: I would never spend money on or do [furby mods] myself
August 26, 2019: Talking To Boys As Long Furby
Damn, a year really B changing ppl like that
being a furby IS bi culture, actually
Ryan Williams
Guess I'm a furry now-
this video is so funny that even tho i have seen it like 100 times it is still makes me laugh so much
No one
No one at all
Tristan :
*i hAvE iNfiNiTy pLuS 1 tEeTh*
I'm going to put it in my will that when I die I want my spine to be sent to your PO box.
If that dude couldn't understand a furby without a gender, how would he respond to me?.. *screams in "ancient Chinese"* (enby language)
"male or female?"
"my condolences"
lol
"I will cherish this as much as I cherish my gf" what were they doing on tinder.....
They might have an open relationship
Maybe they're polyamorous.
Tindr cqn b3 goodfor the meme
@@mudawott i love how you type!!!
How did a long furby have better tinder matches than I ever did?!?!!
Misread the title as "Talking To Boys As Long AS Furby" and started panicking
I LOVE TGAT LONG FURBY IS A BISEXUAL SCORPIO ICON LIKE ME
Katharine OGallagher omg twins
phia c. Triplets!!!
whatever the four one is
sAME
Fun fact: Long furbys are actually canon in furby lore! They're called Eons, and essentially they were the ancestors of modern furbies, who ended up dying out due to their islands pollution
Please make "send your spines to my P.O box" an actual part of your outro
I wholeheartedly agree. It just has such a nice ring to it
Thought the same thing
You're how I discovered that I in fact am not straight.
And you are the reason that I can do it 😂
4:10 *WRONG!!*
tomatœs are fruit and therefore ketchup is a smööthie
WAIT- OMG YOUR NOT WRONG--
What does Thursday Plurbonym-Boyporridge think about long-distance relationships?