My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.
@@Boomkanani3 Do you have a concussion Keep reading btw Basically there Ok now almosttt there OK here in 3..2….1 I did this for fun 💀 there is no answer
As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes. 506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud. 506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else. The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
"alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.
10:45 For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.
Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes. 506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud. 506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else. The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on. It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.
The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of: Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall Al the Kings horses and all the Kings men said "Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"
1:29 I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month
Don’t forget about the lizzy Borden rhyme for kids: Lizzy Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty wacks, and when she saw what he had done, she gave her father forty-one
@@somerandomnon9161 The adult one is slightly darker. The only difference is the body hitting the floor. Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wack and when her body floor, she gave her father 40 more.
so in a nutshell... lizzy killed her mother then went crazy cus she saw her mother dead and when she saw her father she murdered him aswell so she wouldnt get caught by the police. Best nursery rhyme ever!
There is a Russian lullaby that's about sandman. (I think) the song is about him getting into your house and watching you freaking sleep. It is called tili tili bom, if you want to watch it.
You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.
This would also probably make the series more interesting because now there's a timeline where Mommy and Papa were together and where Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) were together.
You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about RUclips being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way RUclips has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.
If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.
Billion Suprise Toys next video: Legal matters and diss tracks for kids- "Let's together sue! Sue Danny together sue. Danny Gonzales we are together coming for your moneyyyyyyyyyy"
"I guess if you don't live in a country, you could watch it?" Somewhere far from land, a middle aged, graying pirate types away at his keyboard. Wiping the saltwater from his brow, he watched the wheel spin almost infinitely. Surely, SURELY it would load! And that, it did. Sir Gonzalez had done it again. The pirate knew that getting this ship was truly his greatest investment.
He clicked on the video as fast has he could. A mixture of sweat and saltwater ran down his forehead as he immediately goes to the comments. He scrolls down the page, his hand shaking with nervousness. He clicks "type a comment" and shakily types "first". He did it. His quest was over.
I actually know the backstory to Rock-A-Bye Baby, women in the 17-1800’s who were working in fields would place the cradle handle through a tree limb so the wind would rock the baby to sleep while they worked
In Greece we have a nursery rhyme called "There was a little ship" which tells the story of a ship stranded for weeks in the Mediterranean Sea without any food. The sailors, then, decide to eat the youngest sailor. Unlike the original French version in which the young man prays and is saved by a miracle, in the Greek version they decide to eat all the boys and then all the girls as well, leaving no one alive on the ship.
this reminds me of a nursery song my class sung in my francophone school, "allouette, gentille alouette". it's about plucking the feathers off a song bird
@@honeysickle I think that allouette, gentille, alouette is about when people used to kill birds for their feathers for hats, some hats even have an entire bird on them. I remember reading a book about it in school
@@sasscgbfffghfrank1127 cool! the story that went around my school about that song was that the author was annoyed the bird woke him up too early with his singing, and wrote a song about it lolol
I paused the video at 9:53 to find the song but went to Spotify and cause I don't have premium I just spent 30 mins listening to a load of your songs and adding then to my playlist. Not what I intended to do but I'm not annoyed about it
Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!
I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go
That explains what it meant by "bad she was on Tuesday" and "worse she was on Thursday", speaking of her declining health! Thank you so much for sharing this information!
@@marissaorosco9525 I don't think it is either but I think it is an appropriate comparison for something we have had since the plague. Also I was just being hyperbolic.
We used to sing ring around the rosies and I thought it was about someone being allergic to roses and sneezing so hard that they fall over. Don’t tell my 6 year old self that it’s about death…
@@roerose4449 Well...I may have watched the "they've replaced papa" video just before this one. But also, I actually don't know how I remembered this, even though I did watch that one just moments before. Like why was I so confused on step-papa's eyes...
I remember this weird nursery rhyme type song i learned that went “Jorgie Porgie puddin and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, jorgie porgie ran away.” Like wtf basically jorge was harrassing girls until he had to stop bc the boys came out. Are any nursery rhymes actually good without a hidden dark meaning ? lmao
Depends on what you call dark. There's a french nursery song named "Au clair de la lune" that is about a love-hungry monk knocking on people's doors at night, asking them to let him in, calling himself the god of love, and presumably sleeping with a female neighbor. I find that hilarious and the meaning is very hidden, children would not be likely to get it.
The biggest question is what is Jorgie Porgie, since he ran away when the boys came out to play, he is not a boy. There is this brazilian one that goes like "Worm lady give me a kiss, no i will not, so then I will steal it. Worm guy you are really crazy, you actually kissed the wrong end."
My mom added a section to Rock-a-bye baby. She would sing, "But mommy won't let her baby get hurt, she'll catch little Heather, before she hits the dirt." 😂
this video is like two in one. You get halfway through and then it's like another video, and then Danny ties it all together in the end...you think he's singing these to his kid? Probably
Nursery rhymes are pretty obvious once you realize they're all about great emperors, kings and other aristocrats being stripped of their power. It's not about a literal physical fall, it's about someone's power diminishing.
Yes. Humpty Dumpty wiggling around on the wall is about how the leaders believe that when they have great power, they are allowed to do anything. They subsequently fall, and the military units and other government try to cover it up. They try to fix it. But the leader has already ruined their own chances of resurfacing, and have tainted the place around after the fall
When this video came out years ago, it inspired me to try the phrase "reviewing my legal options" when a company was being blatantly shady. It works almost *too* well. Very op, had to put that one back in the box.
As a child I read a version of Rockabye baby that went… “Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green; Father's a nobleman, mother's a queen; And Betty's a lady who wears a gold ring, And Johnny's a drummer and drums for the King. Hush-a-bye baby way up on high; Never mind baby, Mummy is nigh, Swinging the baby all around, Hush-a-bye baby, up hill and down. Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green; Finest in emerald I've ever seen, The wind holds a secret, the rhythm to keep, To carry my baby so gently to sleep. To carry my baby so gently to sleep.” I find it a tad nicer
I'm starting to really hate the RUclips staff team. First of all they're taking down creators videos and willy-nilly yet they aren't taking down the videos that should be taken down. Such as I don't know fake animal rescue teams that literally KILLED A DOG and RUclips did nothing
@@yessir4933 There's a RUclipsr who has made 3 videos about this topic. Here's the first one: ruclips.net/video/fqPXcv-IE0k/видео.html Be wary; there is animal cruelty and deeply troubling situations.
*This video is blocked in all countries.*
ExpressVPN: *nervous sweating*
BOOOM 100TH LIKE
@@cryptox1469 thats the joke 🤦🏻♀️
😂😂😂
CrypTox r/woosh
lmaooo
3 things that snap you out of existence
1. Thanos
2. Monika
3. *Billionsuprisetoys*
Ah a fellow ddlc player
ah i see your a man of culture
😂👌
*4 things
.4 *Reviewing your legal options*
they go snappity snap,
they go doki doki!
but most importantly..
they together sad!
They took it down, let's together sad.
Wolfalynn let’s together cry
Let's together sad
Let's together sad
cry cry, everybody
just cry
*Lets together sad*
lEtS ToGetHer bAth
Ky&h
J U S T
C R Y
Danny taking a deep breath and then pronouncing "Die, pussy, die" sent my soul to another dimension
Fr I laughed so hard
time stamp??
@@camilamejia-gk4qj 15:32
lmao
The perfect rhyme to sing to yourself when you're on your period.
“What is Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg” maybe he has to play some mobile games to “legally become an egg”
LMTO
awww honey senpai
@@himbofrizzle7264 yess ^^ we love him
AHAHAHAHAH
"BECOME AN EGG LEGALLY"
the reason we don't see the fridge anymore is because papa got custody
rowan meagher
“Fine! You can take the children! As long as I get the fridge!”
😂
rowan meagher ooooooh
BAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH DEAD ABSOLUTELY😂
Lmao
Billion Surprise Toys
B= Bring
S= Sback
T= Tpapa
Julia Kathleen ha!
*_YES_* girl! If you know you know
Honestly their English is so bad they probably would spell it like that
Billion Surprise Toys
B = quit
T = yo
S = shit BST
Or maybe it just means
B=Billion
S=Surprise
T=Toys
My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.
Oh that is so sweet, my goodness
A fucking cinderblock was dropped on my head
@@Boomkanani3 Good for you
@@Boomkanani3 Do you have a concussion
Keep reading btw
Basically there
Ok now almosttt there
OK here in 3..2….1
I did this for fun 💀 there is no answer
Cute
He’s going to slap them in the face with legal
👋 them with legal
lol did you see the scales fiasco on his twitter
Might frick around and molly wop with legal
LOL
oohh shiiit
“This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.”
*sniffles* so inspirational
Krazy Gaming read this just as he said that.
Same
This was no longer a fight for me,
This was a fight fo- FAGE total yogurt rich and creamy...
Wait FOR YOU!?!!
It's enough to make a grown man cry...
You know what's sad?
It's down again.
That's so heartbreaking, let's eat some ball icecream.
Make sure its everyone's favorite flavor, Greenish Pista
And it HAS to be ball ice cream
let’s together eat
lets together review your legal options
Greenish pista in a ball ice cream
Four years later, and it's still a shame what they did to Papa
FOUR YEARS?!????!? wow.
Yes. Four years.
True.
Almost 5 😭😭
@@ayo3252 days left till its 5 years old 😔 Papa we will avenge you
Johnny: Mom, can we get dad?
Mom: No we have dad at home.
Dad at home:
(Chad)
Untitled Document Productions thank you for this comment existing
Becca M you’re welcome
Lol
NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT IT HAS 420 LIKES
Is that a police? I’m calling the weed!
420 whatchu smokin?
Dang, he almost slapped them with legal. Never thought Danny could be so savage.
And they hit papa with legal
i was looking for a comment like this-
Hailey S perfect 🌚
@@maggiebrookebrownlee3864 I know lol
Hailey S
I didn’t know if you were talking about his main channel or not😂
Everybody gangsta till Danny reviews his legal options
Not legal options!
Oh my!!
Yeah Billion Surprise Toys is gonna get slapped by legal
Danny is reviewing his legal options? where? when? why?
On god
When you mention “legal” or tell someone that your lawyer is present, things get done very quickly.
As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
when you slap them with legal
“If you dont live in a country then you can watch it “
Astronauts:**happy noises**
Lol I can watch it on the Philippines
i also can watch it in Thailand
@@manofculture.1661 yeah cuz it's back up lmao
@@koishifumo2060 cuz it's back up
Yaaaass
“So if you don’t live in a country then you are good” astronauts in the ISS
👨🏼🚀
Dey be goof
I read that as "astronauts in ISIS"
Ongr MtGA oh crap
When you live in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean 😎
Ryan Miller you must be fun at parties
Danny: I'm going to review my legal options
Billion Surprise Toys: "Now this is an avengers level threat."
How only 491 likes...
(edit) Let's see how many it can get
@@betterhandlethanmyoldone i didn't even know this had so many likes holy cannoli
Stan Wellback
545
@@serrosii
569
@@inscrimbly hey i have a way with the utube community
"alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice,
HE IS REVIEWING HIS LEGAL OPTIONS
Billion Suprise when he reviews his legal options: 😰😰😰😰
•* Cinnamon Toast Catto *• lmao
He’s going to slap them with legal
ELEMENO P. HES ATTACKING LIKE uhh nvm
ELEMENO P. Ehhhhh doesn’t have a rhyme to it
*This video is blocked in all countries*
Me who lives inside the core of the earth:
Kids Parks wholesome
what’s it like?
hey me to what st you live on maybe we can meet up some time?
How are the dinosuars in there
Me who lives in my brain:
Let's together Greg
Yes
Hell yeah 😀
Autimations underrated comment.
lol “let’s together bath let’s together bath”
Let’s together Chad
10:45
For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.
Ohh
Humpty DUMPY 😏
It also sounds like a dude is broken and therapy and nothing can help him
@@deaniekunz243 ... did you steal this from a tiktok or something?
And the depiction as an egg comes from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Caroll
During the Spanish Flu, there was a little song that went "There once was a birdie and his name was enza, open up the window and in-flu-enza"
Grace Shaw im going to the deepest part of hell for laughing at that
Anshine i never knew one of the points had a RUclips account
xD we need to make a covid one
ingeniously same
Grace Shaw why did I burst into laughter...?
Danny: talks about fair use.
Angi from the radio host: that's a suprise tool we'll use later
She is going to slap him with legal
Angi: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
*surprise tool that will help us later
its me studioz NOOOOO
Advanced Trash yeah I was confused I was like “wait that isn’t right” 😂
this is so sad.
let's together bath.
this is sad.
alexa play Together Bath
This is so sad
Can we together bath?
Let's together sad
Lets eat ball ice cream while we together bath.
this is bloody great!!!!!!!!!
Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
"You just got Out-Lawed" -this guy
Let’s together sad
Let’s together sad
Cry cry everybody
Just cry *JUST CRY*
I read this is Danny’s voice lmao
Nice one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Katherine Reshetnikov same 🤣🤣
*Dont ask any questions. Let's together sad.*
explains my life. only tears.
“It’s about people sneezing, then falling down dead”
2020: *deadly silence*
Succi Shyhara, True Tho- 😳😭😭😭😳😔
Its dead silence cause thats what the world would sound like if this continues.
Julia Buchanan, you’re unfortunately right 😭
lmao
Coughing*
i always lose it when danny brings up “together bathing”
My fav part in the Johnny Johnny song is “nOw LeT’s ToGeThEr SaD
jUST C O M E
Kat SAME💀💀💀💀
@hwalliciouz tbz same lmao
I’m the 1,000th like woot woot
Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on.
It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.
It’s been two years and bad news: the refrigerator is back
Edit: the whole family got replaced
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uh-oh
no- pls no-
WDYM "BAD NEWS" THIS IS A MIRACLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of:
Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a Wall
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall
Al the Kings horses
and all the Kings men
said
"Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"
Ahh yas scrambled eggs
I love this omg
🎶oh noo oh nooo oh no no no no nooo🎶
Scrambled eggs with shell, a classic
@안다영 ahaha thats good. i hoped that people would read it in autotune! like the song.
The oldest known lullaby basically says, "If you don't stop screaming and go to sleep, demons will come eat you."
Dang we should bring this one back, kids need to hear this ☺️🥰🥳
@@mojonel for sure. I have never had to raise a baby, but from what I have heard that constant screaming is just hell
Yikes-
isabella’s lullaby from the promised neverland: “allow me to introduce myself”
@@TPNsBiggestFan freakiest song that dont even have lyrics yeesh
"How the f is this supposed to calm people?"
German children stories: ☝️😃... ✊😐
Yeah...
They're a lot.
To be fair german fairytales and fairytales in general were never only for the kids in the past
1:29
I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month
Well he could have been a doctor before as his job
Huh
It is 100% more realistic
1:21
Papa maintains a poeerful study group
Don’t forget about the lizzy Borden rhyme for kids: Lizzy Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty wacks, and when she saw what he had done, she gave her father forty-one
damn that's dark
SomeRandomNon ikr
...
What did I just read.
@@somerandomnon9161
The adult one is slightly darker. The only difference is the body hitting the floor.
Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wack and when her body floor, she gave her father 40 more.
so in a nutshell... lizzy killed her mother then went crazy cus she saw her mother dead and when she saw her father she murdered him aswell so she wouldnt get caught by the police. Best nursery rhyme ever!
Fun fact: nursery rhymes are supposed to scare kids to sleep.
Holy shit really!?!?!?!?
Well if I was a kid I’d be terrified
There is a Russian lullaby that's about sandman. (I think) the song is about him getting into your house and watching you freaking sleep. It is called tili tili bom, if you want to watch it.
And it's an absolutely terrifying lullaby.
G0SH DIDDLY DARN well the sandman is supposed to put you to sleep I guess... and I think I’ve fuckin heard that
You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.
This would also probably make the series more interesting because now there's a timeline where Mommy and Papa were together and where Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) were together.
Or you could throw some old man down the stairs
petition to start a billion surprise toys lore channel
this would also be great for teaching kids about divorce in a healthy way
Wtf that’s kinda dark 😂
New Merch: shirt with "reviewing my legal options" on it.
YES
JUST YES
please lord make it happen.
and then in the back is just like: "let's do it baby, i know the law"
Omfzg yes!!!
500th like
So your telling me Cody had beef with tik tok and Danny now has beef with bst. Now Drew needs some beef. LETS TOGETHER FIND A COMPANY
Well Drew made youtube so he is a company
Drew has beef with vin deasle
@sapo cody the chode
can we get Mikaela Long to 1 million and then find her an enemy pls she deserves
I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT OH MY GOD
I feel bad for papa. First his family abandons him, then they try to delete his existence with a copyright strike
Lol y do I feel like papa😔
Everyone trying to delete me from the world
Bryce O’ Mania and also his wife has moved on so fast and found someone new.
True f the billions toys yasssssss the papa and johhny
he had it comming he starves his family, hope Chad is a better dad
Bryce O’ Mania papa must feel so betrayed
You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about RUclips being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way RUclips has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.
Danny: “the video was blocked in all country’s” Me who lives in a house and not a country: 😎 cheatin’ the system
loooool that’s hilarious 😂
Camilla animates All good here in Kurtis Town, as well 👍🤠
@@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs we folks in kurtis town live in a town, not a country 😎
i live in the ocean
Signe A. :o
RUclips: *deletes a video that did nothing wrong*
also RUclips: *leaves onision alone*
SweetyPie ahegao sonic 💅
I’m sorry but that pfp.
Avery Maryam
eww furry
Angelina Hope okay
Avery Maryam sonic hentai
Not sure if you're aware dude, but the video isn't there no more. . . . I think it's time to start reviewing your legal options.
If u search it up then there is a re-upload
1. Any legal thoughts and ideas that make since
2. DIVORCE
Kaydence Williams was that the reference from his other video 😂
I couldn't find it any chance you could link it here?
ruclips.net/video/8mtLU9DX_J8/видео.html yw people
If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.
Ok but can you imagine a full on legal battle between you and billion surprises toys
Billion Suprise Toys next video:
Legal matters and diss tracks for kids-
"Let's together sue! Sue Danny together sue. Danny Gonzales we are together coming for your moneyyyyyyyyyy"
nah, they would fight in a boxing match. its almost 2019. wake uppp
@@BesbesReal Precisely
Roxie Sherrell lol
The Weirdo Of RUclips you are amazing lol
"I guess if you don't live in a country, you could watch it?"
Somewhere far from land, a middle aged, graying pirate types away at his keyboard. Wiping the saltwater from his brow, he watched the wheel spin almost infinitely. Surely, SURELY it would load! And that, it did. Sir Gonzalez had done it again. The pirate knew that getting this ship was truly his greatest investment.
Tell Me About Your Cat oml haha
He clicked on the video as fast has he could. A mixture of sweat and saltwater ran down his forehead as he immediately goes to the comments. He scrolls down the page, his hand shaking with nervousness. He clicks "type a comment" and shakily types "first". He did it. His quest was over.
Congrats to that pirate Greg
damn smart pirate
I actually live on an island
thought the title said “how to be pretty” and now i’m stuck here i guess
Same:///
Aussie Theorist same
sAmE
I wanted to know his secret...
Same lmao
You know the worst part of this, is that four years later and false copyright claims are still a problem
6 later still
This video should be called "Danny ranting about a channel for children and exploiting 18th century fairy tales"
LPS Emily lol yes😂
LPS Emily hell yes
lps Emily! :D love your videos!
I used to watch you, also does anyone else think it's funny how LPS Emily watched Danny who cusses?
OoOoOoOoOoO interesting lol
WERES MY BILLION SUPRISE TOY DISS TRACK
DJpinkwolf yaaaaaaaaaass
200 likes and two comments.
Do you mean 3
YEAH WERE IT AT DOO
you mean where* but yea where it at
No one:
*Danny's hair:* 🌊
222 likes and no replys
TRUE
I wanna squish his hair now ._.
I want it. I want that hair in my head :(
i was the thousandth like on ur comment lmao
I actually know the backstory to Rock-A-Bye Baby, women in the 17-1800’s who were working in fields would place the cradle handle through a tree limb so the wind would rock the baby to sleep while they worked
Cody is fighting Tik Tok on our behalf, and now Danny is in a fight with some Indian kids tv show thing. These are our modern day heroes.
Don’t forget pewdiepie vs t-series. There are still many battles to be fought
Wow.. and what is Drew fighting? Vin diesel?
@@taskmagician4289 drew fights himself
In Greece we have a nursery rhyme called "There was a little ship" which tells the story of a ship stranded for weeks in the Mediterranean Sea without any food. The sailors, then, decide to eat the youngest sailor. Unlike the original French version in which the young man prays and is saved by a miracle, in the Greek version they decide to eat all the boys and then all the girls as well, leaving no one alive on the ship.
Damn i thought the french one was harsh but damn
this reminds me of a nursery song my class sung in my francophone school, "allouette, gentille alouette". it's about plucking the feathers off a song bird
@@honeysickle I think that allouette, gentille, alouette is about when people used to kill birds for their feathers for hats, some hats even have an entire bird on them. I remember reading a book about it in school
@@sasscgbfffghfrank1127 cool! the story that went around my school about that song was that the author was annoyed the bird woke him up too early with his singing, and wrote a song about it lolol
I wish I could save this comment :(
“This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.” 😂😂
I was reading this and then came the part where he said it😂😂
I paused the video at 9:53 to find the song but went to Spotify and cause I don't have premium I just spent 30 mins listening to a load of your songs and adding then to my playlist. Not what I intended to do but I'm not annoyed about it
let’s together sad
let’s together sad
cry, cry, everybody just cry
Billie eilish who
Lol
y e s
@@kweenxy8978 marry me
u made my day thx strangers
Let’s together reviewing our legal options
Spenc 100 lmao
How is there only 1 reply on this over 377 liked view
@@theladthattakescontent2650 Because it is perfect and complete as is; there is nothing more to be said. 😊
OH MY GOSH YES! I literally started tearing up at that "Farewell Papa" song...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!
I'm honestly just glad I'm not alone in thinking this.
first half of video: petty
second half: thesis on nursery rhymes?
i like it
best comment
Quality content
d1sk0v3rYcH4nN3l is best commenter
Computer: This was no longer a fight for me, this was a fight for
*Ad*
*Screen says Apple bees*
Me: What
On nursery rhymes what about the one where the dude had a wife but couldn't keep he. Suffed her in a pumpkin shell and kept her very well
Well thank god I live in a society and not a country!
Underrated conment
Sartre OW amen
*gamers rise up*
I live in international water, and I could not see the video... FUCK
I just realized that danny has decent posture
What a random thing to notice
Lol same thoooooo!!!
Danny tweeted your comment, congratulations
@@narwhal6112 Whoa, he did?
@@doofie6881 yeah
Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!
Danny: Ring around the rosy is outdated
Corona: 👀
SkyHockey 2 no wonder it’s in our recommend
👁👁
Robin
Pls explain
Robin
*IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW*
👁️_👁️
I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go
That explains what it meant by "bad she was on Tuesday" and "worse she was on Thursday", speaking of her declining health! Thank you so much for sharing this information!
Hm I think she got more annonying to her husband so he killed her Friday
oh wow
Do you think her health was slowly declining because he poisoned her perhaps?
Reminds me of the spanish tale "The Feather Pillow"...
maybe don't read that one if you're prone to paranoid thoughts, though
"This fight was for pa- *ad interrupts* -pa"
aTouche I didn’t get an ad so shush :)
@@maolisa08 wat do u not get?
RUclips Red
Lol yah
Yea, bad placement
I like how he went from being mad at billion surprise toys then reviewing nursery rhymes
Ring around the Rosie doesn't seem so outdated anymore.
The Corona virus is bad but no where near as bad as the plague
@@marissaorosco9525 I don't think it is either but I think it is an appropriate comparison for something we have had since the plague. Also I was just being hyperbolic.
The plague was guaranteed death if caught. Corona depends on age and health conditions.
I finally realized what it means. How dark.
Oof
We used to sing ring around the rosies and I thought it was about someone being allergic to roses and sneezing so hard that they fall over.
Don’t tell my 6 year old self that it’s about death…
That's dark
More specifically, the Black Death 💀
I go by the Nickname Rosie and people used to make a circle around me like 5 times a day and sing ratr, I found out what it meant at 2nd grade
i didn’t think about it and just liked spinning round in a circle lol
@@L3m0n_sh0rk your nickname is beautiful
LET'S TOGETHER REVIEW OUR LEGAL OPTIONS!
I hate watermelons option 1. Do anything
Option 2. Let's all start to don't give a fuck about them
@@pityodeiaotako yeeeeet
Yes sound lot fun
I LOVE WATERMELONES
Incredible how Danny singlehandedly revived the use of the word “middling” and influenced modern slang
Another reason to prove the haters wrong about Papa and Chad being the same: Papa has blue eyes, Chad has green eyes.
and you know this without seeing a picture of them in this entire video. nice work greg.
haters will say it’s contacts 😫 but they are so wrong 😤
@@roerose4449 Well...I may have watched the "they've replaced papa" video just before this one. But also, I actually don't know how I remembered this, even though I did watch that one just moments before. Like why was I so confused on step-papa's eyes...
@@imeantloveyou5evawhy would he suddenly wear contacts. And also, Chad has no mustache, why would Papa shave his fabulous mustache
@@Octavia_Goetia_666 ikr, his mustache was so hot
I remember this weird nursery rhyme type song i learned that went “Jorgie Porgie puddin and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, jorgie porgie ran away.” Like wtf basically jorge was harrassing girls until he had to stop bc the boys came out. Are any nursery rhymes actually good without a hidden dark meaning ? lmao
Depends on what you call dark. There's a french nursery song named "Au clair de la lune" that is about a love-hungry monk knocking on people's doors at night, asking them to let him in, calling himself the god of love, and presumably sleeping with a female neighbor. I find that hilarious and the meaning is very hidden, children would not be likely to get it.
The biggest question is what is Jorgie Porgie, since he ran away when the boys came out to play, he is not a boy. There is this brazilian one that goes like "Worm lady give me a kiss, no i will not, so then I will steal it. Worm guy you are really crazy, you actually kissed the wrong end."
@@elan825 You have a weird concept of funny
Ring a ring of roses is about the plague
Rock a bye baby is ridiculously morbid
I see your point
Jersey Zanobia they never clarify jorgie porgie’s age :/
Review your legal options again. The video is down again. Rise up, papa will not be silenced!
An ordinary smashtuber *IM A SHAPESHIFTER AT POES MASQUERADE HIDING BOTH FACE AND MIND ALL FREE FOR YOU TO DRAW*
Morgana car vroom
@@superfluousgreg5245 not the Greg we deserve.. but the Greg we need
My mom added a section to Rock-a-bye baby. She would sing, "But mommy won't let her baby get hurt, she'll catch little Heather, before she hits the dirt." 😂
What’s your damage, Heather!? 💙💛💚❤️
Papa should consider his legal options in divorce court.
TheWrockBrother
I’m pretty sure he got custody of the fridge
666 Likes
666
Screw Chad.
Long Live Papa.
Let's together sad.
PLTM YA DUDE 😔
😢
PLTM YA DUDE hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣😂
😢
i feel special that i saw the video before it was blocked in all countries, hell ye
Same lol
I live on mars so I can still watch it
Same
Same, we are true Gregs
Me too
this video is like two in one. You get halfway through and then it's like another video, and then Danny ties it all together in the end...you think he's singing these to his kid? Probably
It’s been almost 2 years and I don’t think anyone has mentioned that Chad kinda looks like Danny
Kelly O’Dea SO IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGH THAT
Wait a second....
NO!
Omggggg
omg HE replaced papa the irony
Except chad is more buff
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He review his legal options
He brings Papa bacc
He gets legally slapp
He legally slap bacc
He use the legal slapp
@Løvable TAEhyungíe ...no
Nursery rhymes are pretty obvious once you realize they're all about great emperors, kings and other aristocrats being stripped of their power. It's not about a literal physical fall, it's about someone's power diminishing.
TheLux008 ohhhh so that’s why the horses were there? Like the Calvary? Armies?? That makes so much sense
Yes. Humpty Dumpty wiggling around on the wall is about how the leaders believe that when they have great power, they are allowed to do anything. They subsequently fall, and the military units and other government try to cover it up. They try to fix it. But the leader has already ruined their own chances of resurfacing, and have tainted the place around after the fall
I always knew 'die pussy die' was about an emperor
Let them eat cake, am i right?
That makes sense
When this video came out years ago, it inspired me to try the phrase "reviewing my legal options" when a company was being blatantly shady. It works almost *too* well. Very op, had to put that one back in the box.
The 1.1k dislikes are Billion Surprise Toys on their alt accounts
Why the fuck does Billion Surprise Toys have 1.1k alt accounts????
I would like this comment but it has 69 likes so I left it
Billion Surprise Accounts
@@meowmeow3532 so they can subscribe to themselves
Oohhh that's a good one
that one moment when Danny says everything is back up and everyone is happy but there is still 10 minutes left of the video-
love it when people weaponize the copyright thing because the video "hurt their feelings"
danny singing his future kid to sleep: lets together sleep lets together sleep
Ok
Sleep sleep everybody just sleep
Big Toe Fungus vs. Fried Po Chungus heheh uh
Me as kid:
The wierd guy in the van: LeTs ToGeThEr SlEeP
Danny to his wife: let's together have dirty let together have dirty
PAPA'S
STORY
MUST
BE
TOLD
PSMBT! WE SHALL START A PETITION SO IT CAN BE TOLD!
if you get banned by BST more than once, your legally skilled.
I just fuckin spat my coffee lol
My partner dumped me after continuously getting banned by BST!
i read through this like twice thinking you said BTS instead of Billion Surprise Toys, and i was like what wtf does this have to do with this
i cant believe its been 4 years since this happened oh my god 😭
Be a Greg, don’t be a Chad.
*Be a Greg, don’t be a Craig
Be a papa, don’t be a chad
But what about Chadtronic?
Also at a certain point I was dragging a .jpg of a BLT over his mouth.
Papa 4 lyf
ikr chad is a friggn loser
I cant see the video no more...REVIEW YOUR LEGAL OPPIONS DANNY DO IT FOR PAPA,JUSTICE FOR PAPAAAAA
FOR PAPA
PAPA
PAPA
FOR PAPA
Lucia Fontana 420th like
As a child I read a version of Rockabye baby that went…
“Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green;
Father's a nobleman, mother's a queen;
And Betty's a lady who wears a gold ring,
And Johnny's a drummer and drums for the King.
Hush-a-bye baby way up on high;
Never mind baby, Mummy is nigh,
Swinging the baby all around,
Hush-a-bye baby, up hill and down.
Rock-a-bye baby thy cradle is green;
Finest in emerald I've ever seen,
The wind holds a secret, the rhythm to keep,
To carry my baby so gently to sleep.
To carry my baby so gently to sleep.”
I find it a tad nicer
That is pretty nice sounding
Wow this one is beautiful
@@lyraoctavia7518 LITERALLY ME TOO 💀
@@lyraoctavia7518 hehe child go bRbRbR like hehlikopter
at least the baby doesn't fall out of a tree and die in this version
Now that he's a dad, I wonder if he shares these nursery rhyme theories with his baby.
Danny singing "Die, pussy, die" to his son. 😂😂😂
The main thing I learned from this is that Chad can't take criticism.
Fuck chad
It hurts Chad's overinflated ego too much
Irene Eva Miranda also he gets scared when you review ur legal options
I'm starting to really hate the RUclips staff team. First of all they're taking down creators videos and willy-nilly yet they aren't taking down the videos that should be taken down. Such as I don't know fake animal rescue teams that literally KILLED A DOG and RUclips did nothing
The fake animal rescue situation absolutely infuriates me
@@queenemmers wait WHAT?
@@yessir4933 There's a RUclipsr who has made 3 videos about this topic. Here's the first one: ruclips.net/video/fqPXcv-IE0k/видео.html
Be wary; there is animal cruelty and deeply troubling situations.
@@yessir4933 ruclips.net/video/p7nVntZpJLM/видео.html
Heres and a analysis video
@@queenemmers Same.🥺