They Took My Video Down So I Fought Back In the Most Petty Way

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Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @larko2717
    @larko2717 4 года назад +20696

    They took it down, let's together sad.

    • @Evilevilaccount
      @Evilevilaccount 4 года назад +494

      Wolfalynn let’s together cry

    • @flowerrr_06
      @flowerrr_06 4 года назад +909

      Let's together sad
      Let's together sad
      cry cry, everybody
      just cry

    • @tanktheturtle_8388
      @tanktheturtle_8388 4 года назад +232

      *Lets together sad*

    • @bunnyite
      @bunnyite 4 года назад +195

      lEtS ToGetHer bAth

    • @brooke6531
      @brooke6531 4 года назад +128

      Ky&h
      J U S T
      C R Y

  • @juliamasse9334
    @juliamasse9334 5 лет назад +10801

    Billion Surprise Toys
    B= Bring
    S= Sback
    T= Tpapa

    • @saoirsedoyle2289
      @saoirsedoyle2289 5 лет назад +59

      Julia Kathleen ha!

    • @MadameBijoux
      @MadameBijoux 5 лет назад +158

      *_YES_* girl! If you know you know

    • @Lou-hj8td
      @Lou-hj8td 5 лет назад +396

      Honestly their English is so bad they probably would spell it like that

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 лет назад +193

      Billion Surprise Toys
      B = quit
      T = yo
      S = shit BST

    • @karolmongiello3158
      @karolmongiello3158 5 лет назад +68

      Or maybe it just means
      B=Billion
      S=Surprise
      T=Toys

  • @M2ofEMMM
    @M2ofEMMM Год назад +4449

    Danny taking a deep breath and then pronouncing "Die, pussy, die" sent my soul to another dimension

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад +2830

    Four years later, and it's still a shame what they did to Papa

    • @emrycroughn-fh6uh
      @emrycroughn-fh6uh 11 месяцев назад +38

      FOUR YEARS?!????!? wow.

    • @pseudosurge
      @pseudosurge 10 месяцев назад +21

      Yes. Four years.

    • @rickyravencroft4538
      @rickyravencroft4538 10 месяцев назад +11

      True.

    • @ayo32
      @ayo32 9 месяцев назад +16

      Almost 5 😭😭

    • @Mirrored33
      @Mirrored33 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@ayo3252 days left till its 5 years old 😔 Papa we will avenge you

  • @tlyke
    @tlyke 4 года назад +17718

    *This video is blocked in all countries.*
    ExpressVPN: *nervous sweating*

  • @laurelalana2479
    @laurelalana2479 4 года назад +13636

    He’s going to slap them in the face with legal

    • @Molly-tv5sv
      @Molly-tv5sv 4 года назад +161

      👋 them with legal

    • @carolineclarke9041
      @carolineclarke9041 4 года назад +45

      lol did you see the scales fiasco on his twitter

    • @mahn3580
      @mahn3580 4 года назад +50

      Might frick around and molly wop with legal

    • @bronwen8141
      @bronwen8141 4 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @crlos9531
      @crlos9531 4 года назад +9

      oohh shiiit

  • @seymonsolomon9545
    @seymonsolomon9545 Год назад +2168

    I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go

    • @hexinthelilypond4213
      @hexinthelilypond4213 Год назад +271

      That explains what it meant by "bad she was on Tuesday" and "worse she was on Thursday", speaking of her declining health! Thank you so much for sharing this information!

    • @reynajelly
      @reynajelly Год назад +26

      Hm I think she got more annonying to her husband so he killed her Friday

    • @Nova-bv5qb
      @Nova-bv5qb Год назад +3

      oh wow

    • @omeletteemily932
      @omeletteemily932 Год назад +74

      Do you think her health was slowly declining because he poisoned her perhaps?

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Год назад +19

      Reminds me of the spanish tale "The Feather Pillow"...
      maybe don't read that one if you're prone to paranoid thoughts, though

  • @issytheamateurnerd9877
    @issytheamateurnerd9877 7 месяцев назад +434

    My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.

    • @CCNuck
      @CCNuck 5 месяцев назад +34

      Oh that is so sweet, my goodness

    • @carlgrimes7981
      @carlgrimes7981 5 месяцев назад +28

      A fucking cinderblock was dropped on my head

    • @issytheamateurnerd9877
      @issytheamateurnerd9877 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@carlgrimes7981 Good for you

    • @gotta.love.fat.dogs.
      @gotta.love.fat.dogs. 4 месяца назад

      @@carlgrimes7981 Do you have a concussion
      Keep reading btw
      Basically there
      Ok now almosttt there
      OK here in 3..2….1
      I did this for fun 💀 there is no answer

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 2 месяца назад +5

      Cute

  • @ca1lmekitty360
    @ca1lmekitty360 4 года назад +2856

    3 things that snap you out of existence
    1. Thanos
    2. Monika
    3. *Billionsuprisetoys*

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 4 года назад +62

      Ah a fellow ddlc player

    • @JaxonS1231
      @JaxonS1231 4 года назад +50

      ah i see your a man of culture

    • @heisenburgers6653
      @heisenburgers6653 4 года назад +4

      😂👌

    • @raveno_o3542
      @raveno_o3542 4 года назад +23

      *4 things
      .4 *Reviewing your legal options*

    • @rocksinyoursocks4424
      @rocksinyoursocks4424 4 года назад +33

      they go snappity snap,
      they go doki doki!
      but most importantly..
      they together sad!

  • @marrnotmeeger
    @marrnotmeeger 5 лет назад +6081

    the reason we don't see the fridge anymore is because papa got custody

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад +229

    Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
    506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
    506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
    The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

  • @pelago_
    @pelago_ Год назад +492

    When you mention “legal” or tell someone that your lawyer is present, things get done very quickly.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

    • @chewnip86
      @chewnip86 8 месяцев назад +15

      when you slap them with legal

  • @ihatewatermelons2677
    @ihatewatermelons2677 5 лет назад +23631

    LET'S TOGETHER REVIEW OUR LEGAL OPTIONS!

    • @chimerz2
      @chimerz2 5 лет назад +207

      I hate watermelons option 1. Do anything

    • @pityodeiaotako
      @pityodeiaotako 5 лет назад +248

      Option 2. Let's all start to don't give a fuck about them

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 5 лет назад +41

      @@pityodeiaotako yeeeeet

    • @potatoman232
      @potatoman232 5 лет назад +31

      Yes sound lot fun

    • @JustEpik
      @JustEpik 5 лет назад +40

      I LOVE WATERMELONES

  • @aidanwstricklin
    @aidanwstricklin 4 года назад +7279

    “This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.”
    *sniffles* so inspirational

    • @sugarbear4865
      @sugarbear4865 4 года назад +11

      Krazy Gaming read this just as he said that.

    • @slothrunner3532
      @slothrunner3532 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @EmilyLucille523
      @EmilyLucille523 4 года назад +6

      This was no longer a fight for me,
      This was a fight fo- FAGE total yogurt rich and creamy...

    • @livingwithlayqueen7408
      @livingwithlayqueen7408 4 года назад +1

      Wait FOR YOU!?!!

    • @jackwat999
      @jackwat999 4 года назад +5

      It's enough to make a grown man cry...

  • @the3dluxe53
    @the3dluxe53 Год назад +359

    I remember my dad sung me a lullaby in french before I went to sleep as a little kid. I don’t speak french so I asked him what it was about when I got older and he told me it was about sailors getting lost at sea and almost cannibalizing a child because they were getting desperate for food.

    • @dragonsrule20201
      @dragonsrule20201 Год назад +66

      I saw another thread about this! Comparatively, your dad apparently sugar-coated it, cause the other versions make them actually eat the boy, and the Greek version only *starts* with the boy and results in a cannibal chain-reaction. Small mercies I guess, lol

    • @the3dluxe53
      @the3dluxe53 Год назад +22

      @@dragonsrule20201 damn, Greek version goes hard

    • @g2.a6
      @g2.a6 Год назад +32

      @@dragonsrule20201 Cannibal Chain-reaction sound like a band name lmao. Or an album one

    • @trapezoid5810
      @trapezoid5810 10 месяцев назад

      Was this, by chance, based off of The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket?

    • @Soup_phobic
      @Soup_phobic 9 месяцев назад +9

      Oh I know exactly what you’re talking about, I’m French we had turn to learn it in first grade and it actually traumatized me lmao
      It’s the song Il était un petit navire, go listen to it 😭 all the memories will come back

  • @lillian2342
    @lillian2342 Год назад +233

    10:45
    For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.

    • @Mrscyberspace
      @Mrscyberspace Год назад

      Ohh

    • @shampoo_foryourhead8326
      @shampoo_foryourhead8326 Год назад +1

      Humpty DUMPY 😏

    • @deaniekunz243
      @deaniekunz243 11 месяцев назад +1

      It also sounds like a dude is broken and therapy and nothing can help him

    • @lillian2342
      @lillian2342 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@deaniekunz243 ... did you steal this from a tiktok or something?

    • @Garb815
      @Garb815 10 месяцев назад +9

      And the depiction as an egg comes from Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Caroll

  • @paigenoelle02
    @paigenoelle02 5 лет назад +4000

    i always lose it when danny brings up “together bathing”

  • @shu1chik1nnie62
    @shu1chik1nnie62 3 года назад +6551

    “It’s about people sneezing, then falling down dead”
    2020: *deadly silence*

  • @shiromitorayoshi
    @shiromitorayoshi Год назад +381

    "How the f is this supposed to calm people?"
    German children stories: ☝️😃... ✊😐

    • @maarlenoo
      @maarlenoo Год назад +16

      Yeah...
      They're a lot.

    • @Pollicina_db
      @Pollicina_db 8 месяцев назад +13

      To be fair german fairytales and fairytales in general were never only for the kids in the past

  • @cask2590
    @cask2590 Год назад +91

    Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on.
    It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.

  • @untitleddocument512
    @untitleddocument512 5 лет назад +3772

    Johnny: Mom, can we get dad?
    Mom: No we have dad at home.
    Dad at home:
    (Chad)

  • @inscrimbly
    @inscrimbly 4 года назад +5199

    Danny: I'm going to review my legal options
    Billion Surprise Toys: "Now this is an avengers level threat."

    • @betterhandlethanmyoldone
      @betterhandlethanmyoldone 4 года назад +5

      How only 491 likes...
      (edit) Let's see how many it can get

    • @inscrimbly
      @inscrimbly 4 года назад +4

      @@betterhandlethanmyoldone i didn't even know this had so many likes holy cannoli

    • @serrosii
      @serrosii 4 года назад

      Stan Wellback
      545

    • @duck3746
      @duck3746 4 года назад

      @@serrosii
      569

    • @betterhandlethanmyoldone
      @betterhandlethanmyoldone 4 года назад

      @@inscrimbly hey i have a way with the utube community

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 Год назад +778

    You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.

    • @battleblitz2581
      @battleblitz2581 Год назад +74

      This would also probably make the series more interesting because now there's a timeline where Mommy and Papa were together and where Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) were together.

    • @Randomcreator70
      @Randomcreator70 Год назад

      Or you could throw some old man down the stairs

    • @F4PhantomGaming
      @F4PhantomGaming Год назад +59

      petition to start a billion surprise toys lore channel

    • @adamco42
      @adamco42 Год назад +47

      this would also be great for teaching kids about divorce in a healthy way

    • @BotanRice
      @BotanRice Год назад +3

      Wtf that’s kinda dark 😂

  • @taylorfruga2794
    @taylorfruga2794 Год назад +63

    You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about RUclips being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way RUclips has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.

  • @aefloriian
    @aefloriian 4 года назад +3771

    You know what's sad?
    It's down again.
    That's so heartbreaking, let's eat some ball icecream.

    • @duckyhyde
      @duckyhyde 4 года назад +306

      Make sure its everyone's favorite flavor, Greenish Pista

    • @bugthebeloved
      @bugthebeloved 4 года назад +77

      And it HAS to be ball ice cream

    • @lilix9674
      @lilix9674 4 года назад +131

      let’s together eat

    • @rowankatsky3845
      @rowankatsky3845 4 года назад +108

      lets together review your legal options

    • @e.h8097
      @e.h8097 4 года назад +25

      Greenish pista in a ball ice cream

  • @haileys4381
    @haileys4381 4 года назад +24463

    Dang, he almost slapped them with legal. Never thought Danny could be so savage.

    • @JustAJ812
      @JustAJ812 4 года назад +394

      And they hit papa with legal

    • @alexmcmurchy5304
      @alexmcmurchy5304 4 года назад +139

      i was looking for a comment like this-

    • @rachelbisnett3639
      @rachelbisnett3639 4 года назад +31

      Hailey S perfect 🌚

    • @haileys4381
      @haileys4381 4 года назад +12

      @@maggiebrookebrownlee3864 I know lol

    • @maggiebrookebrownlee3864
      @maggiebrookebrownlee3864 4 года назад +5

      Hailey S
      I didn’t know if you were talking about his main channel or not😂

  • @keagstermays4446
    @keagstermays4446 Год назад +76

    Humpty Dumpty was actually about an English civil war cannon and the line “all the kings horses and all the kings men could never put humpty together again” is because the type of cannon that humpty was often broke and was therefore somewhat useless.
    The line “Humpty dumpty had a great fall” was depicting how the recoil of the cannon would often push them off of the walls that they sat on.
    Link to an article on the topic:

  • @rule34artist33
    @rule34artist33 Год назад +46

    Literally committed the “I might sue you” technique

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).
      Danny could've bled them dry and they knew it.

  • @KillaSardinez5656
    @KillaSardinez5656 3 года назад +1667

    *This video is blocked in all countries*
    Me who lives inside the core of the earth:

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 3 года назад +4443

    “What is Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg” maybe he has to play some mobile games to “legally become an egg”

  • @Im_tired244
    @Im_tired244 Год назад +71

    I like how he went from being mad at billion surprise toys then reviewing nursery rhymes

  • @magicmage5356
    @magicmage5356 Год назад +23

    You know the worst part of this, is that four years later and false copyright claims are still a problem

  • @imafryingpan8388
    @imafryingpan8388 3 года назад +1582

    The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of:
    Humpty Dumpty
    Sat on a Wall
    Humpty Dumpty
    Had a great fall
    Al the Kings horses
    and all the Kings men
    said
    "Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"

  • @andwatboutit_
    @andwatboutit_ 5 лет назад +1095

    2:01 thank God i live in Jupiter
    Shout out to all my alien fellas 👽

    • @0liviam0
      @0liviam0 5 лет назад +8

      👽alien gang👽

    • @apn6788
      @apn6788 5 лет назад +2

      Ah, good another alien friend 👽

    • @BrodenPlays
      @BrodenPlays 5 лет назад +4

      @@cormaconeill1 is that what they call Australia these days?

    • @recordeoon3645
      @recordeoon3645 5 лет назад +3

      #otherplanetgang

    • @emotrash7832
      @emotrash7832 5 лет назад +2

      I thought I was the only one✊👽

  • @MellowWater
    @MellowWater Год назад +9

    If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 Год назад +57

    "Pop goes the weasel" is about a hunter chasing and blowing the brains out of a weasel.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Год назад +5

      no, it's about being so poor you have to pawn off your coat (it's Cockney slang)

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 5 лет назад +21431

    Be a Greg, don’t be a Chad.

    • @Katie-ge2qw
      @Katie-ge2qw 5 лет назад +726

      *Be a Greg, don’t be a Craig
      Be a papa, don’t be a chad

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 5 лет назад +72

      But what about Chadtronic?

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 5 лет назад +10

      Also at a certain point I was dragging a .jpg of a BLT over his mouth.

    • @sandqm3334
      @sandqm3334 5 лет назад +29

      Papa 4 lyf

    • @nokiohascontent
      @nokiohascontent 5 лет назад +25

      ikr chad is a friggn loser

  • @Yehaw495
    @Yehaw495 3 года назад +4203

    Danny: “the video was blocked in all country’s” Me who lives in a house and not a country: 😎 cheatin’ the system

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 Год назад +30

    OH MY GOSH YES! I literally started tearing up at that "Farewell Papa" song...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

    • @battleblitz2581
      @battleblitz2581 Год назад +5

      I'm honestly just glad I'm not alone in thinking this.

  • @bonkersmyboi5317
    @bonkersmyboi5317 5 месяцев назад +16

    Now that he's a dad, I wonder if he shares these nursery rhyme theories with his baby.

    • @fightshrub8872
      @fightshrub8872 Месяц назад

      Danny singing "Die, pussy, die" to his son. 😂😂😂

  • @dxredeviled6880
    @dxredeviled6880 5 лет назад +4525

    Let’s together sad

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily 5 лет назад +7440

    This video should be called "Danny ranting about a channel for children and exploiting 18th century fairy tales"

    • @gmac7146
      @gmac7146 5 лет назад +4

      LPS Emily lol yes😂

    • @dargonfrot
      @dargonfrot 5 лет назад +3

      LPS Emily hell yes

    • @fluffmcnotahangouter2762
      @fluffmcnotahangouter2762 5 лет назад +7

      lps Emily! :D love your videos!

    • @mikeljones3363
      @mikeljones3363 5 лет назад +16

      I used to watch you, also does anyone else think it's funny how LPS Emily watched Danny who cusses?

    • @CORVIDZZ_
      @CORVIDZZ_ 5 лет назад +1

      OoOoOoOoOoO interesting lol

  • @sapphinese
    @sapphinese 11 месяцев назад +13

    Incredible how Danny singlehandedly revived the use of the word “middling” and influenced modern slang

  • @satavic
    @satavic Год назад +23

    i cant believe its been 4 years since this happened oh my god 😭

  • @garimakanwar5225
    @garimakanwar5225 5 лет назад +2356

    So your telling me Cody had beef with tik tok and Danny now has beef with bst. Now Drew needs some beef. LETS TOGETHER FIND A COMPANY

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 5 лет назад +200

      Well Drew made youtube so he is a company

    • @irenejmartin
      @irenejmartin 5 лет назад +117

      Drew has beef with vin deasle

    • @thegugugu111
      @thegugugu111 5 лет назад +25

      @sapo cody the chode

    • @mariana31031998
      @mariana31031998 5 лет назад +39

      can we get Mikaela Long to 1 million and then find her an enemy pls she deserves

    • @nursofeanurhisham
      @nursofeanurhisham 5 лет назад +5

      I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT OH MY GOD

  • @hannyb.1364
    @hannyb.1364 5 лет назад +3762

    this is so sad.
    let's together bath.

    • @stancurry5265
      @stancurry5265 5 лет назад +77

      this is sad.
      alexa play Together Bath

    • @JustAWorms
      @JustAWorms 5 лет назад +44

      This is so sad
      Can we together bath?

    • @autumnokeson
      @autumnokeson 5 лет назад +50

      Let's together sad

    • @emj4554
      @emj4554 5 лет назад +28

      Lets eat ball ice cream while we together bath.

    • @Foxf17
      @Foxf17 5 лет назад +6

      this is bloody great!!!!!!!!!

  • @Y0urAlienCr3w
    @Y0urAlienCr3w 11 месяцев назад +15

    Cockroach breaks into Danny’s house:
    Danny: “don’t make me… review my legal rights 💥🙊😈

  • @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv
    @betsfsnr1989rlfemttpdtv 6 месяцев назад +7

    Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!

  • @OfficialPasta
    @OfficialPasta 2 года назад +26966

    Everybody gangsta till Danny reviews his legal options

  • @poopermcdoody1582
    @poopermcdoody1582 3 года назад +3652

    Danny: wHo NeEDs a sONg tO TeACh kiDs aBoUT a pLagUE, ThAt iS So oUtDateD
    2020: *laughs in evil*

    • @Doomedbythenarrative
      @Doomedbythenarrative 3 года назад +65

      Coughs in evil*

    • @RandomGS
      @RandomGS 3 года назад +30

      @@Doomedbythenarrative Dies in evil from corona*

    • @LouFriend
      @LouFriend 3 года назад +33

      Yer but it's turns out "avoid it like the plague" is something humans can't do

    • @historiclabsH
      @historiclabsH 3 года назад +2

      UGH bot stop spamminggggggg

    • @mondobutter9124
      @mondobutter9124 3 года назад +5

      Corona virus is coming
      Where's your facemask
      If your windows open close it
      Corona virus is coming
      Corona virus is coming

  • @RobbinGraham
    @RobbinGraham Год назад +15

    "oranges and lemons"- the last few lines are: "here comes the lighter to light you to bed, and here comes the chopper to chop off your head, CHOP CHOP CHOP! the last man is DEAD." my kids were terrified by the way the nursery rhyme had a vincent price style laugh at the end on the children's video i bought for them. not very child friendly, but a good tool to keep them in line when they misbehaved...

  • @azimlicocuk9899
    @azimlicocuk9899 8 месяцев назад +10

    love it when people weaponize the copyright thing because the video "hurt their feelings"

  • @starting7725
    @starting7725 3 года назад +4992

    It’s been two years and bad news: the refrigerator is back
    Edit: the whole family got replaced

  • @neHtPtat
    @neHtPtat 4 года назад +2388

    Danny: I’m reviewing my legal options
    Billion Surprise: *incoherent screaming*

  • @Nighthawk1000
    @Nighthawk1000 8 месяцев назад +8

    I think in the first episode of the Simpsons, Marge sings Rockabye Baby to Maggie, and she's terrified.

  • @maoribrotha53
    @maoribrotha53 7 месяцев назад +7

    13:53 Since when did the like button light up when RUclipsrs say to like the video?

    • @bossmannv
      @bossmannv 6 месяцев назад +2

      😭😭 right ?? i was shocked

  • @_MemeMachine
    @_MemeMachine 5 лет назад +1307

    Defending yourself when you did nothing wrong is not petty

    • @haylicharron
      @haylicharron 5 лет назад

      no

    • @sadoptimist2
      @sadoptimist2 5 лет назад +5

      @@haylicharron "no" what?

    • @ggjidfrunb7035
      @ggjidfrunb7035 5 лет назад +26

      Pretty sure his title isn't meant to be serious

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 5 лет назад

      It’s joke

    • @Zoewolfspells
      @Zoewolfspells 5 лет назад +11

      I think the petty part came when he made a full version of the song and put it on iTunes and Spotify and shit

  • @elemenop.4884
    @elemenop.4884 4 года назад +4069

    He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice,
    HE IS REVIEWING HIS LEGAL OPTIONS

    • @gh0ztia558
      @gh0ztia558 4 года назад +49

      Billion Suprise when he reviews his legal options: 😰😰😰😰

    • @queen_of_sass_here6266
      @queen_of_sass_here6266 4 года назад +2

      •* Cinnamon Toast Catto *• lmao

    • @Baseiscc
      @Baseiscc 4 года назад +9

      He’s going to slap them with legal

    • @VariousJnizzle
      @VariousJnizzle 4 года назад

      ELEMENO P. HES ATTACKING LIKE uhh nvm

    • @spartan108
      @spartan108 4 года назад

      ELEMENO P. Ehhhhh doesn’t have a rhyme to it

  • @Cassiettape
    @Cassiettape 11 месяцев назад +10

    People who live in Countries who couldn’t watch his video: 😢 People who live on islands: 😎

  • @augusttheauguster
    @augusttheauguster Год назад +11

    I love rewatching this every year

  • @dizzy4198
    @dizzy4198 4 года назад +2137

    Fun fact: nursery rhymes are supposed to scare kids to sleep.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 года назад +48

      Holy shit really!?!?!?!?

    • @justanaveragehaunter1210
      @justanaveragehaunter1210 4 года назад +46

      Well if I was a kid I’d be terrified

    • @Prince0bama
      @Prince0bama 4 года назад +151

      There is a Russian lullaby that's about sandman. (I think) the song is about him getting into your house and watching you freaking sleep. It is called tili tili bom, if you want to watch it.

    • @Prince0bama
      @Prince0bama 4 года назад +37

      And it's an absolutely terrifying lullaby.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 года назад +34

      G0SH DIDDLY DARN well the sandman is supposed to put you to sleep I guess... and I think I’ve fuckin heard that

  • @aetherlikesanimegirls8965
    @aetherlikesanimegirls8965 5 лет назад +725

    "I guess if you don't live in a country, you could watch it?"
    Somewhere far from land, a middle aged, graying pirate types away at his keyboard. Wiping the saltwater from his brow, he watched the wheel spin almost infinitely. Surely, SURELY it would load! And that, it did. Sir Gonzalez had done it again. The pirate knew that getting this ship was truly his greatest investment.

    • @katelyndonahue6663
      @katelyndonahue6663 5 лет назад +2

      Tell Me About Your Cat oml haha

    • @squishyhero
      @squishyhero 5 лет назад +34

      He clicked on the video as fast has he could. A mixture of sweat and saltwater ran down his forehead as he immediately goes to the comments. He scrolls down the page, his hand shaking with nervousness. He clicks "type a comment" and shakily types "first". He did it. His quest was over.

    • @coldhazzard
      @coldhazzard 5 лет назад +4

      Congrats to that pirate Greg

    • @thatoneobject4182
      @thatoneobject4182 5 лет назад +2

      damn smart pirate

    • @souptime8088
      @souptime8088 5 лет назад +1

      I actually live on an island

  • @cookiedoughdingus6665
    @cookiedoughdingus6665 11 месяцев назад +2

    "If you don't live in a country... i guess you could watch it???" aight, time to go to Antarctica, whos comin'?

  • @dumbstupid7774
    @dumbstupid7774 Год назад +3

    Rock-a-bye baby isn’t a lullaby, it’s not meant to make them go to sleep, it’s meant to get them to stop crying. When you say “fall” you’re meant to suddenly lower the baby like a foot or so, they laugh and then they stop crying

  • @Sailor-jx6zf
    @Sailor-jx6zf 4 года назад +2163

    “So if you don’t live in a country then you are good” astronauts in the ISS
    👨🏼‍🚀

  • @bonezkill4947
    @bonezkill4947 4 года назад +2707

    RUclips: *deletes a video that did nothing wrong*
    also RUclips: *leaves onision alone*

  • @sydliminal
    @sydliminal 2 месяца назад +1

    "alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.

  • @erikamohrmann7986
    @erikamohrmann7986 9 месяцев назад +5

    this video is like two in one. You get halfway through and then it's like another video, and then Danny ties it all together in the end...you think he's singing these to his kid? Probably

  • @autumations6781
    @autumations6781 5 лет назад +3252

    Let's together Greg

    • @Chris-dy1cb
      @Chris-dy1cb 5 лет назад +5

      Yes

    • @thegatekeeper8612
      @thegatekeeper8612 5 лет назад +2

      Hell yeah 😀

    • @redqueenaldc9267
      @redqueenaldc9267 5 лет назад +3

      Autimations underrated comment.

    • @technovikerness73
      @technovikerness73 5 лет назад +1

      Hey! I created a RUclips group called danny Gonzalez fan club:) Join here: youtu.be/join/ct-Rf8mNpcR1KU

    • @mara-qp1kv
      @mara-qp1kv 5 лет назад +3

      lol “let’s together bath let’s together bath”

  • @graceshaw4578
    @graceshaw4578 4 года назад +2316

    During the Spanish Flu, there was a little song that went "There once was a birdie and his name was enza, open up the window and in-flu-enza"

    • @jhunreyi
      @jhunreyi 3 года назад +179

      Grace Shaw im going to the deepest part of hell for laughing at that

    • @jhunreyi
      @jhunreyi 3 года назад +10

      Anshine i never knew one of the points had a RUclips account

    • @amelialalllalala3914
      @amelialalllalala3914 3 года назад +30

      xD we need to make a covid one

    • @kendyepic6590
      @kendyepic6590 3 года назад +3

      ingeniously same

    • @kendyepic6590
      @kendyepic6590 3 года назад +4

      Grace Shaw why did I burst into laughter...?

  • @user-lf8mt7tr3d
    @user-lf8mt7tr3d 2 месяца назад +4

    The roses were of reference to the horrible smell of dead people so people had to collect flowers and put them in the dead people in and out the dead people 13:34

  • @Lixryn
    @Lixryn 6 месяцев назад +6

    "F*ck you Chad"
    The one guy watching this video named Chad

  • @mr_brightside6763
    @mr_brightside6763 4 года назад +1946

    Danny: talks about fair use.
    Angi from the radio host: that's a suprise tool we'll use later

    • @roxannacassava3072
      @roxannacassava3072 4 года назад +62

      She is going to slap him with legal

    • @nonamebrand..
      @nonamebrand.. 4 года назад +53

      Angi: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

    • @advancedtrash7585
      @advancedtrash7585 4 года назад +14

      *surprise tool that will help us later

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 года назад +1

      its me studioz NOOOOO

    • @calliaandrea5683
      @calliaandrea5683 4 года назад +1

      Advanced Trash yeah I was confused I was like “wait that isn’t right” 😂

  • @lilyhayes6663
    @lilyhayes6663 3 года назад +13508

    1:29
    I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month

  • @mustache_gacha9350
    @mustache_gacha9350 9 месяцев назад +2

    Another dark af nursery rhyme is one my family songs whenever it's rainy "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head, and he couldn't get up in the morning." SO BRO WENT TO SLEEP AND BUMPED HIS HEAD AND FUCKING DIES

  • @DannyMB24
    @DannyMB24 9 месяцев назад +2

    7:32 I don't know why that use of the ending music from The Phantom Menace makes me happy.

  • @anyakathinokkula4731
    @anyakathinokkula4731 4 года назад +2774

    Not sure if you're aware dude, but the video isn't there no more. . . . I think it's time to start reviewing your legal options.

    • @natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +32

      If u search it up then there is a re-upload

    • @kaydencewilliams8068
      @kaydencewilliams8068 4 года назад +99

      1. Any legal thoughts and ideas that make since
      2. DIVORCE

    • @PurpleWolf1122
      @PurpleWolf1122 4 года назад +4

      Kaydence Williams was that the reference from his other video 😂

    • @anyakathinokkula4731
      @anyakathinokkula4731 4 года назад +1

      I couldn't find it any chance you could link it here?

    • @jaxson9802
      @jaxson9802 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/8mtLU9DX_J8/видео.html yw people

  • @valentinaradevic7632
    @valentinaradevic7632 4 года назад +1538

    “If you dont live in a country then you can watch it “
    Astronauts:**happy noises**

  • @Eli_is_so_cool_bro
    @Eli_is_so_cool_bro 8 месяцев назад +3

    Four years later I was still able to watch the previous video then stumble upon this one that says it was banned, and my face was like, 👁👄👁.

  • @lainpowers8146
    @lainpowers8146 Год назад +4

    The killing wife rhyme reminds me of
    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday,
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy.

  • @skimpskomp
    @skimpskomp 5 лет назад +6857

    Video: *blocked in all countries*
    Me: *turns off location*
    Video: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @ataricidal
      @ataricidal 5 лет назад +142

      **no kids around to hat in time**

    • @ataricidal
      @ataricidal 5 лет назад +262

      Video: *blocked in all countries*
      Me: *Goes to pluto*

    • @samanthacastaneda7310
      @samanthacastaneda7310 5 лет назад +61

      ........
      Did it work🤔😝

    • @ataricidal
      @ataricidal 5 лет назад +121

      @@samanthacastaneda7310 well yes but actually no

    • @samanthacastaneda7310
      @samanthacastaneda7310 5 лет назад +36

      @Atari ok thanks 🙂
      Kind of sad though 😅

  • @lexid6943
    @lexid6943 4 года назад +5145

    Danny in 2018: **reviews legal options**
    Danny in 2020: **gets slapped by legal**
    Edit: changed 2019 to 2018

    • @betterhandlethanmyoldone
      @betterhandlethanmyoldone 4 года назад +133

      Next year getting kicked in the balls by legal

    • @amarismonique4578
      @amarismonique4578 4 года назад +84

      Danny in 2021: **gets kicked by legal reasons**
      Danny in 2022: **gets killed by legal reasons**

    • @roxannacassava3072
      @roxannacassava3072 4 года назад +25

      @@amarismonique4578 not legal reasons just legal

    • @end32n59
      @end32n59 4 года назад +30

      2023: legal has taken over the world

    • @feistyhorsegal9271
      @feistyhorsegal9271 4 года назад +9

      oh how the turn tables

  • @pmcielo1
    @pmcielo1 8 месяцев назад +3

    4 years later it is back up!

  • @ola171
    @ola171 11 месяцев назад +2

    The song where Johnny was eating sugar is actually a nursery rhyme I heard as a kid. Maybe it was just a local thing?

  • @gacha.bugs_3192
    @gacha.bugs_3192 3 года назад +6408

    No one:
    *Danny's hair:* 🌊

  • @roxiejaye8982
    @roxiejaye8982 5 лет назад +3626

    Ok but can you imagine a full on legal battle between you and billion surprises toys

    • @BesbesReal
      @BesbesReal 5 лет назад +201

      Billion Suprise Toys next video:
      Legal matters and diss tracks for kids-
      "Let's together sue! Sue Danny together sue. Danny Gonzales we are together coming for your moneyyyyyyyyyy"

    • @emerald3280
      @emerald3280 5 лет назад +41

      nah, they would fight in a boxing match. its almost 2019. wake uppp

    • @wellitsausername5112
      @wellitsausername5112 5 лет назад +6

      @@BesbesReal Precisely

    • @thiccwine6091
      @thiccwine6091 5 лет назад +2

      Roxie Sherrell lol

    • @thiccwine6091
      @thiccwine6091 5 лет назад +1

      The Weirdo Of RUclips you are amazing lol

  • @amywrotethis
    @amywrotethis Год назад +1

    I have always had the old version of Rock-A-Bye Baby sung to me and only just now did I learn there is a new version.

  • @TheScorpionOnly
    @TheScorpionOnly Год назад +12

    10:52 bro you had me jumping so hard i almost fell out of my bed😅

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi Год назад

      SON, COME EAT BROCCOLI RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE DOCTOR.

  • @ogkubzscouter743
    @ogkubzscouter743 3 года назад +1361

    Let’s together sad
    Let’s together sad
    Cry cry everybody
    Just cry *JUST CRY*

  • @nataliefranks2459
    @nataliefranks2459 3 года назад +1814

    Don’t forget about the lizzy Borden rhyme for kids: Lizzy Borden took an axe, and gave her mother forty wacks, and when she saw what he had done, she gave her father forty-one

    • @somerandomnon9161
      @somerandomnon9161 3 года назад +97

      damn that's dark

    • @nataliefranks2459
      @nataliefranks2459 3 года назад +19

      SomeRandomNon ikr

    • @skilerketchum6633
      @skilerketchum6633 3 года назад +71

      ...
      What did I just read.

    • @alicesims7134
      @alicesims7134 3 года назад +119

      @@somerandomnon9161
      The adult one is slightly darker. The only difference is the body hitting the floor.
      Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother 40 wack and when her body floor, she gave her father 40 more.

    • @octotheoctopus1037
      @octotheoctopus1037 3 года назад +106

      so in a nutshell... lizzy killed her mother then went crazy cus she saw her mother dead and when she saw her father she murdered him aswell so she wouldnt get caught by the police. Best nursery rhyme ever!

  • @107goldenphoenix4
    @107goldenphoenix4 Год назад +5

    Billion Surprise Toys "you can't defeat me"
    Danny "I know be he can"
    (Legal opinion)

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 9 месяцев назад

      As a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes.
      506(c) makes it illegal place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud.
      506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else.
      The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. Additionally, they would be required to pay the defendant's (Danny) legal fees. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d), and in the second instance 506(c).
      Danny could've financially crippled them and they knew it.

  • @SpeedyTatsugiri
    @SpeedyTatsugiri 9 месяцев назад +6

    SUE THEM, TAKE THEM TO THE COURT OF LAW FOR WHAT THEY DID TO PAPA

  • @Randoplants
    @Randoplants 3 года назад +7267

    The oldest known lullaby basically says, "If you don't stop screaming and go to sleep, demons will come eat you."

    • @mojonel
      @mojonel 2 года назад +661

      Dang we should bring this one back, kids need to hear this ☺️🥰🥳

    • @Randoplants
      @Randoplants 2 года назад +370

      @@mojonel for sure. I have never had to raise a baby, but from what I have heard that constant screaming is just hell

    • @zayn4589
      @zayn4589 2 года назад +34

      Yikes-

    • @SkulCat
      @SkulCat 2 года назад +200

      isabella’s lullaby from the promised neverland: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @vices8019
      @vices8019 2 года назад +72

      @@SkulCat freakiest song that dont even have lyrics yeesh

  • @5kwithoutanyvideos992
    @5kwithoutanyvideos992 3 года назад +6406

    Lawyer: So you say this guy robbed a bank?
    Victim: Yes
    Lawyer: Alright, just one sec
    Victim: Ok?
    Lawyer: Did you rob a bank
    Robber: No
    Lawyer: Ok, so since you said the robber did it even though he said he didn't, you get a couple years of jail time
    Victim: What?

  • @SpinxieShroom
    @SpinxieShroom 7 месяцев назад +3

    I finally discovered the reason I have a crippling fear of heights,because my parents sang the original rock a bye baby to me when I was a baby -_-

  • @Sa-wn3qj
    @Sa-wn3qj 7 месяцев назад +5

    I live on the moon, so I could still watch it. Also, if a show is available on Netflix in Canada but not in idk China, I can watch it because I live on the moon.

  • @EstorilE36M345
    @EstorilE36M345 5 лет назад +2466

    New Merch: shirt with "reviewing my legal options" on it.

  • @Thats-Not-Helpful
    @Thats-Not-Helpful 4 года назад +923

    My parents used to say this nursery rhyme to me before I went to bed. Now as a teenager, I realized how messed up it is:
    *Lizzie Borden took an axe,*
    *Gave her mother forty wacks.*
    *When she saw what she had done,*
    *Gave her father forty-one.*

    • @stahppls2293
      @stahppls2293 4 года назад +128

      It's about a massacre, look up Lizzie Borden

    • @valeriaguillen2614
      @valeriaguillen2614 4 года назад +116

      Oh, that actually happened! You can visit her house as a tourist attraction and see crimescene photos

    • @frogsrcool1764
      @frogsrcool1764 4 года назад +39

      that happened!

    • @James-hr3yh
      @James-hr3yh 4 года назад +179

      I understand it's historically accurate, but who tells their kiddos about a massacre at bedtime?

    • @Thats-Not-Helpful
      @Thats-Not-Helpful 4 года назад +37

      @@James-hr3yh exactly

  • @Wargthorne102
    @Wargthorne102 Год назад +7

    I think one of the weirdest ones I've ever read was about a woman whose husband told her not to look into this one locked room in the house. He gave her the key and left. While he was gone she looked and found the room filled with bodies and the key stained her hands red. The guy came back and unalived her for looking.

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 10 месяцев назад +4

      Bluebeard! Not a nursery rhyme, it’s more like an old folk tale.

  • @Inky_Quilled
    @Inky_Quilled 7 месяцев назад +4

    I completely agree, we do need a new 'ring around the rosies!' especially now, four years later, with a lot more pandemics under our collective belts! (I nominate Danny to write it)