This Low Budget Movie Is a Disaster
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Standing Ovation is a movie with big aspirations and even bigger flaws. From the plot to the writing and characters. It is bad. Very bad. Very low budget. Even the music. No Good. I react now.
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that little manager girl is obviously a mob boss. "swimming with the fishes"? "six feet under"? come on
Finally someone commented this.
mother earth no she’s not a mob boss she’s a little kid that aspires to be
a mob boss
Actually shes a mob boss in training her mom had to do something to pay the bills after her dad got stressed out and died she's gonna take over when her mom gets stressed and dies too
Becca YES
Shes the one that murdered the Meloykies
It wasn’t the little girl singing, it was the ghosts
TRUUE
...yes
*you scratch my back I'll scratch yours*
the souls she harvested from the many murders of joey the mafiosa
OH SHIT
Girl: I want my mom :(
Dad: no
*roll credits*
LOL after all that, what the heck as the ending?
2 likes away from 1k
*_ON THE DANCE FLOOR PLAYS_*
OhNoItsMaya _ and the credits song is 5:00
What a great ending!
Can't believe Danny left out one of the wildest aspects of this film, which is that The Wiggies are all meant to be sisters - it's implied that they were all adopted by Mr Wiggie and his wife for the express purpose of forming a teen girl pop group.
He literally said at the beginning that Mr. Wiggie is their dad
@@DishonoredRathe said it, but didn't really draw attention to it. I've been watching this video for years and never knew that every single one of the wiggies is supposed to be his daughters, I assumed that only one of them was his daughter honestly.
@@hamclamcampsame
@@hamclamcamp Yeah plus the wiggies are TOO OLDDDDD
@@hamclamcamphe says “their dad”
The little girl got her hauntingly angelic voice in the final performance from the dead people she speaks to.
they complain because she keeps using them for hauntingly angelic performances. This was the 6th time :(
WAIT NO PLEASE DONT I DIDNT MEAN IT
“I’ll put the Maloikies on you!”
The maloikies: dude stop promising people we’ll do shit like that we just wanna go back to being ghosts fuck off
Was it the wiggies
Actually makes sense lmaooo
As someone that is dead, I can confirm that I died from the stress of someone stealing 90k from me 12 years ago.
Did you turn Hindu?
Are you Joeys dad
I’m crying 😂
Shoulda turned Hindu
A dead cactus
That awkward moment when you steal from someone so hard that they die
Oof, relatable
Sewer slide
If I had a dime
“Maybe if I just give it back... okay, that just made it worse.”
that awkward moment when the stress of waiting for results for the finalists of a dance competition you and your group participated in causes you to convert to Hinduism
Okay so the little girl was DEFINITELY played as if she’s half 5 yo and half old Jewish aunt who’s seen too much. Everything she said brought me straight back to ANY dinner at my grandmothers house
Jew here- absolutely! I think we all have an aunt like that lol- with varying levels of smoker voice
somebody's Jewish aunt was reincarnated as that girl
Also Jewish and omg you are so right
The main girl: "I wish I had my mother back"
The father: "I can't do that"
The creepy little girl: *steps out of hell's portal* "I can help"
Basically the plot to Beetlejuice
The family of dead people can help
O O O O O EEEYYAAA
Make this the end of the movie and we got ourselves a sequel
Yeet .o lmao
Im still dying about the fact that they had xbox 360 headsets
Mark flood BITCH HE POINTED IT OUT QUIT THE BULLSHIT AND WATCH THE VIDEO
A O woah chill bro
@@505finds you toxic lmao
A O someone’s mad
@@505finds lmaoooo😂😂
Imagine dying, and the only alive person you can talk to is a weird child that makes even weirder statements, that spends all of her time trying to join dance groups. I think I would complain too.
Yeah, I’d complain too. Ghosts do be complaining a lot tho
I wanna die again
as a dead person, i agree
Ikr like is Haley Joel Osmandt busy or smth come on
Lowkey I now want a movie from the ghosts perspective lol 😅
I actually kind of unironically love Joey. She’s a 12 year old mafia boss who goes around using random deadly shit to track down the guy that killed her dad and manages a dance team on the side. That’s fucking insane and I love it.
Also keeps extremely dangerous animals in her pockets like they are lint or something.
Get that bag, girlboss punisher
jojo ass character concept
She’s the main character
She was the best part of the movie so I looked up the actress. Doesn't seem like she's acting anymore, but I found a Facebook post from 6 years ago (also 6 years after this movie) where she was attending Temple University and won a contest to get free membership in the Public Relations student group. She won it by getting the most likes on her post, and you can see a comment from the actor who played Mr. Wiggs saying "SENDING LOVE!!!!!" That is precious.
If someone stole 90k from me in this economy, I’d probably die from stress too
Especially if it's money that's not in any books and I can't go to the police. 🌈
And of starvation
I’d lose my shit
@@robertschnobert9090?? Tf-
No you should become a hindu
When he left his kids, stole a lot of money, and basically killed a guy, leaving his kid orphaned, but he threw a party.
yeah, that party made up for all of it
That must’ve been an awesome party
Yeah, duh. That’s the proper only way to make up for it
I mean what else could he do? Honestly party’s make up for *everything*
Trauma? Party.
Assault? Party.
Dead? *party*
ItsAshplaz XXX
Hotel?
*Party*
Bet you though I was going to say Trivago.
I get the impression that this movie was made specifically so that somebody's daughter and her friends could be in it.
Why is this so accurate?
That is how every movie is made in my country and it's sad
@@artdeco777 Croatia and it's a bad country and that's why many people are moving to other countries
@@evastarman2735 Croatia is a bad country? Lol.
@@evastarman2735 wdym its bad? I went there it was nice
As a dancer I confirm: One kid fell off the stage once and we wasn’t allowed to do it again. One kid hit his head so hard he got a cucussion but we weren’t allowed to do it again.
Moral of the story:
Dance judges and stage crew don’t give a shit
I'm autistic and I have no idea if you're being serious or not
@@cursedcat__I think they're being serious because of the little end note (about directors) because that is true
@@forthelowpriceof4.99 bro just copy/pasted the same thing twice
@@RKSTUFF357?
@cursedcat__ bruh you don't need to find a reason to announce your self diagnosis everywhere for attention. This is hard to tell for literally anyone because there's no tone of voice online. Calm down, you ain't special
I like how they gloss over how The dad did a crime and everyone is ok with gifts
Fr
gifts
Yes, it’s so weirds that they gloss over how The dad did a crime
im just-
why didn’t they arrest him..
Ynow murder just another friday
Random kid: sorry for bumping your elbow.
Joey: *pulls a Komodo dragon out of her purse casually*
Not even a komodo dragon, she pulls out an actual dragon
Salmon Pancakes right lmao
*lol*
She pulls out 42069 dragons out of her pocket then pulls out the twin tower
Random person: **breaths**
Joey: **casually pulls a machine gun out of her bag**
Joey could fight Thanos and win, he’d be swimming with the fishes before he could even get the power stone
He’d be 6 feet under before he even gets A SINGLE stone.
@@naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 The power stone was the first stone he got so changing it to single is redundant.
@@Bugwaterbugwaterbugwater1 supa hot fire:
@@javonfr8030 Im a nerd
sigh
Joey is a she-
I love the concept of a character just finding religion halfway in a movie and doesn’t effect the plot
I want a sequel when its just the Mafia girl hiring multiple assassin's to take out the protagonists dad.
So, like a modern True Grit?
That would be poggers
I want a sequel about that small girls strange powers to see the dead
Joey wouldn't need to hire hitmen - she'd just throw electric eels at them etc
@@gingercube688 You fool, the eels are the hitmen.
“AlL I wAnNa Do Is SiNg
AlL i WaNnA dO iS dAnCe”
Pure masterpiece
Honestly she was better than the wiggies...
7/8 time sig or something
5:31 The girl kind of sounds a little bit like Elmo.
Yeaaaa nice lip singing little girl....pshhhhh hahaha
Idk what you think but that girl has some pure talent
Perhaps the wiggies seem so old because they were all involved in a TikTok controversy (as adults) in which they got called out for scamming children, soooo they disappeared briefly and all came back as “16 year olds” to start anew.
That’s my theory anyway.
daddy.issues I was gonna say that haha
I first read it as The wiggles as you know there old they did a tour
Bradley Griffiths Sounds familiar....
Can I just say right now there are 666 likes
*_perfect_*
Then comes out and says that they made up their older alternative.
I had 2 southern grandmas with big purses. Pulling out eels, snakes and poison out of bags isn’t out of the realm of possibilities- trust me. My grandma once pulled out a full box of a mans ashes as a threat.
why
why did she have that😨
@@ritapizza821I think a better question is why she was using it as a threat
SHES GONNA PUT THE MALOINKI'S ON THEM
@@Fionnlaagh I think a better question is HOW she was planning to harm them with it. Is it strictly just I'll throw person ashes on you and that'll be VERY icky? I assume so at least
I aspire to be as cool as your grandma
“He was so stressed out that he died.”
What a mood.
Lindsay Moss yes.
*slow nodding*
Me thinking about school staring in a few weeks
Oh god, oh no! 😂😂😂😂
Once there was an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly he was so stressed that he died
Words of wisdom from:
Patrick star
Joey’s like twelve, why does she look and sound like every New York Italian mob boss from every mob movie ever
She’s obviously a mob boss 🙄🤚 next question
Plot twist: joeys dad is scarface
@@lucyhess6101 snorky
@@lucyhess6101 Or maybe Vampire Dad? *cue jingle*
@@randomperson-vv5oq I can’t fuckin believe Al Capone preferred that over Scarface
Britany: “I ain’t your sister and he ain’t your bro *hairflip”*
Emo kid: *dat kinda hurted me doe 😔*
Liek if u crie evry tiem
Little ms chili pepper STRUTTIN HER STUFF
1 like = 1 crie
“Whoo wee little miss chilli pepper strutting her stuff.”
Timestamp?
As a dancer, it actually makes sense that they didn't start freaking out when the lights flicker. One of the things that you learn is to keep going like nothing's wrong
Honestly, the five year old who pretends to talk to ghosts and just really wants to hang out with the big kids might be the most realistic character in the movie
As the youngest sibling in my family who wants to be with the big kids,
*i use to dress up in adult clothes and try to let them hang out with me*
I love her
True. But, most don't act like 1890s New York kids trying to pedal wares on the sidewalk
I love how she had a New York accent for seemingly no reason.
I just imagine her saying “AY, the spirits are walking here” because I think that would be hilarious.
Shes the best
Joey is the funniest character i've ever seen. A 12 year old mafia boss who wants to manage a dance team is my new goal in life.
Yess
PLS WHEN U PUT IT THAT WAY
Would have been a better moive if it was only that.
LOL! Joey is pretty funny
Very Trish from Austin and Ally vibes
Fun fact: The actress who played Joei is named Joei. The character was made for her after they loved her reading audition. She sadly has not been in any movies since but is ‘wicked smat’ with a Masters degree and graduating with honours.
Nice
Joei dark academia sequel when
Good for her! She was honestly the best part of this movie, I'm glad she's doing well
I hope she’s having a nice life
you can kinda tell she's a bright kid with the way she acts. like, she gives a very mature and convincing character performance.
I love how there is no elaboration on Joey having a LITERAL EEL in her pocket and attacking people in it like WHAT?
You remember when the little girl said "you'll never win with out me!" And then she joins and thEY WON
She really is a witch
Sierra no, I joined. My nutritions made them win. As a strawberry. I'm offended
Please no spoilers!
cuz she a witch
ALL HAIL THE DIVINE ORACLE
This would be the greatest movie ever, if the 5 Ovationists win the contest. And then grandpa gambled away the $1 million prize on horse races.
HAHAHAHAH
Oh god. OH GOD.
and then he got 1 bil some how
Sooooo..
*we're writing a sequel right?*
@@Pebbles.3 *yes*
"He was so stressed out that he died" honestly same.
You poor Hufflepuff
lol sad
What is he? _Coral?_
Social confinement does things to u man. No joke tho sry to people who know or r suffering from covid 19
i- im a fellow hufflepuff that relates
No, the real lesson of the movie is:
Dumb is dumb and there ain’t nothing dumber
STOP THIS J BROUGHT ME BACK i need to rewatch this
The Joey character seems like it was originally written as adult man but they just decided to cast a child instead
AHAH
why does Joey, this 12 year old girl, talk and act like she's in the mafia
Nah she talks and acts like a scumbag agent. They just tend to do some work for the mafia on the side.
For me it seems like she’s trying to talk like Danny Devito. I dunno this show is weird
Savanna Sanders no clue maybe she has a family in the mafia
Must be from Jersey😂
Oh its because she got really stressed and turned into the mafia. Its another side effect that she didn't address in this movie but yeah
The minute the girl realizes she's rich she forgets all of the horrible things her dad did and ditches her poor friend, whose dad died because of her new rich dad.
This movie is very accurate to real life.
They really did joey dirty 😒
@@tamiwu0346 I wouldn’t worry. 10 bucks says the girl and her dad are swimmin with the fishes
@@coolnamepending7604LOL
AH AH AH YEAAAAH
i was obsessed with this movie when i was like 8 😭😭 watched in on replay, i understand now why my sister hated it so much LOL
"Dumb is dumb and there ain't nothing dumber"
*shows picture of baby*
*shows picture of modern day teenager*
*shows picture of 2020*
*shows picture of the b---- who stops comment trends*
*shows picture of me*
*shows this whole movie*
The moral of the story is when you get stressed, you have two options: Hinduism or death.
@@applebottomjeansss checks out
*That_Gamer_Stardust* really? A lot of my family is Hindu as well, we always say it’s to represent your third eye. This is really interesting not even being sarcastic.
@@MissMissyArt this is correct. Unmarried girls wear the bindi (dot) as well.
@@MissMissyArt I think there are multiple divisions that use it in different ways. It is traditionally applied for a wedding, so it's easy for some regions to develop its meaning to be exclusive to that. Then you have some that use it to represent clairvoyance. And yet some others say it is for the married and the 'pure of mind,' aka young girls who are not romantically available.
@Lzy G that makes sense. For us, whenever we go to temples, or to celebrate other religious holidays , we put it on again for the third eye. It’s interesting how it’s interpreted differently
16:42 recently I have been obsessing over snakes and although it’s pretty obvious they wouldn’t use an actual cobra for the movie because that’s super dangerous, it makes me feel funny that they so clearly used a false water cobra, a species so safe that it’s a common pet. But props to them for finding a very safe species who also happens to look like a cobra when they get stressed.
That's the one thing that makes me sad when it comes to snakes in films; the snakes need to be distressed
Fun fact: my 5th grade teacher was on the crew for this movie. My whole 5th grade year was about this movie and meeting the cast lmao
Omg LMAO
That's kinda cool actually
@@addyxinwonderland1473 if it was a good movie
W
E
Tbh the little girl who wants to join the dance groups is the most believable character, everything she says is pretty standard for a 5-year-old lmao
I’ve never had a 5 year old cast an Ancient Greek curse on me. What kinda 5 year olds do ya know lmao
@@monhi64 kids just be sayin the weirdest shit they overhear or see on tv lol
@@monhi64 you didn’t do that at five years old? I still remember when I first cursed someone to eternal damnation in the pits of hell. Kids today just ignore tradition.
As a babysitter I can confirm. They repeat a lot of snippets of stuff they've overhead on tv, read in books and anything anyone older says. This can lead to some very odd phrases.
@@monhi64 Me...
As a Hindu, I can confirm that every single Hindu is currently a Hindu because they were stressed about a dance competition
So glad it had been confirmed!😂😂
Sounds accurate
As another Hindu, I concur
Dhrin this made me laugh so hard omg
I don’t get it
As a person who’s been in musical theatre and dance since I was like three years old. I think its absolutely hilarious that a major plot point of this movie is their dance being “ruined” because they were SNEEZING, like fr, I’ve known girls who’ve dislocated joints onstage, danced off, popped them back into place offstage and danced back on again, my dance teacher full fuckin boob fell out of her costume because the costume was too small and she put it back in and kept doing her solo, pepper and broken lights are weak shit
I once fell off the stair landing onstage, finished the scene, went back offstage to get checked for a concussion, and was slightly late to the next scene because of said potential concussion issue. The director chewed me out because that was not a valid excuse. Another time, a fellow actor dislocated a finger onstage. He finished the song/scene, then when we got backstage he showed me what happened. He insisted he was fine and would get it fixed after the show, but he had a sword fight coming up and no way in hell was he doing that with a dislocated finger so I popped that sucker back into place in the freaking wings. To quote a show that needs no introduction, these things do happen. All. The. Time. And the show goes on. There are entire compilations of theatre fails and every one of these people continues the show, maybe with an improv joke or in-universe explanation for whatever went wrong. You don't run offstage terrified because you sneeze a bunch.
The last 5 ovation performance is what you see when you break into area 51
Michelle Sivan LMAOOOOOO
INTER GALACTIC SPACE ALIEN
@@dietwater4167 OF THE FEMALE INTERFACE!!! MAKE ME DANCE!!!
@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan *music* *and* *some* *random* *alien* *dance*
Lol
"He was so stressed out that he died." I mean, mood tho.
Sad
@@gavrochethenardier957 yes, I am very sad. Thank you for that succinct summary.
"it's ok to abandon your children as long as when you come back, you're rich"
-Danny Gonzalez
Well his vampire dad IS rich. clearly this was just a cry for help.
Well ....he’s not wrong
@@AeAeron2345 Yes... He is wrong....
@@AeAeron2345 oh buddy no
5:50 ok looked it up and a "maloik" is apparently an italian american term for an evil eye or a curse
When you buy high school musical from wish
Yes
Btw what is this movie called
We have highschool musical at home
Animie Life standing ovation
Underrated comment
“I want you to bring mommy back”
“Oh honey, I can’t”
*happy fun music plays* 🕺🕺🕺
He wont but the angelic child might
And he's still not in jail for theft
EYY EYY OHOOOOHAAAAAOOOOO
OH OH OH OH OH EYAAAAAAA
That’s actually kind sad 😅😂
"You don't gotta pay me notin, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" That's how mafia works
that's kind of the vibe they were going for tho. Hence her maffia-like accent.
Lmao
That's the joke
She’s clearly involved in some sketchy shit
10:36 my grandmother had an old house that indeed had light switches exactly like this. Yes it's a dimmer, and you'd twist/rotate the knob to change the brightness of the light, but you pushed the whole knob in like a button to actually turn it on and off.
Why is that THE MOST Italian little girl in the world?
Because the movie was clearly written by Italians, the whole Malacchio thing is almost strictly Italian and for christ sakes, let's not forget about Joey, it was probably a money laundering scheme by the mob
I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that while watching, she's probably so Italian that the only cooking she likes is her own
@@Gregornmy Spaghetti runs though her veins, her saliva is alfredo sauce
You want to hear something sad? Too bad I’m telling you anyway, I know someone this girl who is worse than her. I can’t even explain it she just manages to be more obnoxious about her Italian heritage.
I was the 1000th person to like this :)
I think I figured out what that little girl was talking about:
The Maloik (Malocchio) or the "Evil Eye" While not Italian in origin, many Italians believe in il malocchio (often pronounced "maloik.") Part superstition, part tradition, it is the belief in the evil eye, placed on someone when someone else is jealous or envious of the other's good luck.
and in Greece too
idk about other countries but im Greece the Evil Eye is supposed to be working more when the person who's "cursing" someone has blue or green eyes
Ohhhh that makes so much more sense... Thanks
Mochii Waifu isnt it kinda concerning that like an 8 year old kid knows about this lmao
@@spookie1024 yes, definitely lmao
*"Swimmin' with the fishes."*
Joey is a Mafia boss in the making, and I love that.
Mafia intro plays
Yup
And she has the tools to torture her enemies.
Like why the fuck is there an electric eel casually kept in her pocket?
Level 500 mafia boss
A god father
at 4:58 i counted it, the girl is either singing in one bar of 4 followed by another bar of 3 and then two more bars of 4, or she's singing one bar of seven and two more bars of 4. You can count it either way, they're both technically correct. I think it'd probably be easiest to count it as one bar of 4 and one bar of three though.
im pretty sure the wiggies learned their sabotage tricks from troom troom just saying
Onw of them was secretly Dolly
Lmao
Ikr
Mhm
I WHEEZED.
It’s like pitch perfect, highschool musical, and jump all put together but with a budget and creative talent worth approximately $5
Oh hello fellow friend from animal jam
They have a 50 dollar budget and 50... you decide...
Don't do that to Highschool Musical
Felizly hey!!
so we all sleeping on the fact that joey is a literal 12 year old mafia boss
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah
No no.. they’ve got a point
I'm just wondering how the eels didn't drown in her bag
An *Italian* mafia boss
Oh god
0:26 DOES ANYONE LOOK AT THESE SUBTITLES😭😭😭
NOOOOOOO
What’s wrong with them?
@@Parker12100 when he pauses it says and i quote "*a pause that will cause someone social anxiety to double😏*" it was funny??
XD
Are we gonna gloss over the fact that the girl is singing about knowing the alphabet and uses the letter C for See.
It's a pun I guess
Cee
You cei..
Lol
So you *cee* ...
I like how danny just took the 5 year olds word that the kid could talk to dead people instead of just assuming she had the imagination of a child
iz comedic effect
No 5 year olds says that. Clearly what he was pointing out. No kid would say something so random or so odd. So its not hard to believe he would think it was a plot point cause if its not why does she say that? I still dont know
@@lazygenie5616 Says who? 5 year olds say weird shit all the time.
Fate They do? Oh right of course they do. Man I really hate it when I’m hanging out at the mall and random 5 year olds come up to me and say they talk to dead people or they see dead people or all shall meet lord Lucifer as flesh and ash. Common stuff no doubt.
@@lazygenie5616 Kids literally say the weirdest shit all the time, if you dont think thats true then you just dont talk to children that much.
Pink wigs, frilly dresses, baseball socks with sneakers. Whoever is the costume designer needs to fired because the Wiggys look terrible.
Yes
This was peak fashion in 2010 lol. A dark time
I ruined the 69.
I used to think that was the look when I was little lmao😂😭😭😭 I know better now but dang
What are you talking about? They look amazing! How dare you! (JK just kidding)
When I watch low budget movies, i always think "have people never heard of multiple takes!?!?"
They only rented that theater for two hours they don't have time to film multiple takes!
This line from Rifftrax is pretty appropriate here: "Should we cut-?" "NO. KEEP ROLLING. ALWAYS KEEP ROLLING. NEVER CUT."
I grew up with Italians and the malorcies is a “cute” way of saying the “evil eye” malocchio. If you cross someone, they may put the malocchio on you and will wish bad things on you.
I am nowhere near as Italian as you then because I never knew that before! Cool fact
Funny.. sounded like malarkies to me.. fitting given the Irish character
@@lisettegarcia What are Malarkies?
@@lonniecynth - I think it's like saying baloney, like ur full of it.
Some Italian: I'm gonna put some malocchio on your eye
Another Italian: well isn't that cute
“I want you to bring back my mother.”
“Oh honey you know I can’t do that.”
*OH OH OH YAAAAAAAAAAHHH*
sad moment with hype music makes total sense like bruh 😔👊
BrUh
OOF
Dude that’s what I was thinking. Like, why was no one talking about how awful that timing was
xmjircujunvty AM DIEING
Child:“I want you to bring back my mother”
Father:“Oh honey I wish I could”
Background music: OH OH OH OH OH YEA A A A A A
ON THE DANCE FLOOR
ON THE DANCE FLOOR
ON THE DANCE FLOOR
koozboy
THE MUSIC
THE MUSIC
THE MUSIC
THE MUSIC
*wait weight wade weet*
DONT STOP THE MUSIC DONT STOP THE MUSIC YOU KNOW IM COOL BY THE WAY I STEP
HERE THEY COME
HERE THEY COME
HERE THEY COME
HERE THEY COME
That manners “song” sounds like it was stolen directly from billion surprise toys headquarters
So are we just going to ignore the fact that the Mr. Wigs guy said “sit up straight or you get no food”
ikr lol
xD
Did you draw your profile picture?
nice parenting
One girl with a serious spine problem and is constantly starving: Father, I need medical attention.
Mr Wiggs: It's that damned phone
"i wish mom came back"
"well she cant!"
ROLL CREDITS
do I smell a copied comment
o o o o o eeeyaaaaa
*wouldn't it be nice to live together-*
*Standing ovation*
Molly Miller MMMM I like peanut butter
Why didn't joey's dad just become Hindu if he was that stressed
just another anime profile pic he wasnt in a dance competition. 🤷♀️ it be like that sometimes
@@beccar7147 oml
I think they got robbed and Joey looked to the side after like a minute and he was just straight up dead
IM WHEEZING-
I CANT-
Ok but when that one girls costume ripped and all the other ones surrounded her so people couldn’t see was actually kinda wholesome
The concept of a 12 yearold mafia boss who carries various dangerous wild life species in her shiny purse while murdering other dance teams for the girl whos father stole from her father causing him to die is one of the best movie plot lines I've ever seen.
Amen, just make Joey the main character and get rid of the dance teams then you’d get the best “kids” movie ever.
These writers know what 12 year olds want! And that's being a mafia girlboss
Okay, so I looked up “Maloikeys” and found that in Italian-American English, a similar word, “Maloik” means “Evil Eye” or “Curse.” That might be what the girl is referring to when she says she is going to “put the Maloikeys on them.”
Sis was gonna curse her lmao-
Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Makes sense about Italo-American cause she sounds like a mob boss
Ok thx I gotta go laugh uncontrollably at that little girls weird curse that would never work
this italian-american reference actually makes a lot of sense, with joey acting as an italian esc mafia boss. Instead of being a supernatural movie, its just an oddly italian movie, lmao.
I'm italian and after i read your comment i think she was trying to say "malocchio"; in english is literally "Evil Eye" there's a wikipedia page about it
*the girl singing “all I want to do is sing” in 7/4 time signature GOT ME* 😭
Prog Rock vibes
It’s iconic ✨💅
Balling
everyone's favourite time singature
*7/4*
i know damn well you only commented this because you knew the TS lmao
I keep forgetting this video exists and then rewatching it and being reminded of how I literally used to watch this movie on repeat as a kid (I'm going to go watching now and most likely after every other time I stumble upon this video)
The time signature of "All I wanna do is sing" Is what an anxiety attack sounds like.
gabujita • goddamn it is. soundtrack to my life
just curious, what does the time signature look like? I tried to find sheet music but couldn’t.
Ship it like FedEx it’s in 7/8
@@baldmitzvah oh god
Bahaha so true
Danny: This low budget film is a disaster
Me: This low budget video is a blessing
Its no where near as good as "love on a leash" thats gotta be the greatest bad movie, ralphthemoviemaker did a review on it
Mhm
And plan b
Duster Bluepaw just watched it. That video is amazing
I love this movie
SQUASH HEAD Plan Bee was a masterpiece you hairy kiwi
DANNY! apparently the "maloikies" means the evil eye. so. she's still a witch
The little kid saying a bunch of weird terrifying senseless stuff is the most realistic part of the movie for sure...
Holy moly
They're gonna need to get a hamsa.
Apparently you put an evil eye on someone if you’re jealous of someone so she’s probably jealous
il cornuto 🤘
The weirdly edited song @4:58 gets stuck in my head AT LEAST once a month. It's the exact right combination of inscrutable and catchy that my brain tries to solve for days at a time, and it's truly a curse.
Tbh all jokes aside, for me the actress who played Joey did good for her part. Obviously the movie didnt make sense but her acting skills for a kid was better than her coworkers lol.
Absolutely agree, she actually did a really good job
I _KNOW_ RIGHT 💀👏👏
Tbh, her story seems more interesting
Female al Capone
I agree, i think she did really good :)
I thought that they all sucked
That one girl got the angelic voice from the ghost she knows or stole someone’s voice with her witch powers
I wanted to like this, but you already have 420 likes.
The Mulouikies have great voices
My most liked post I think is about a voice stealing child witch
Gotta love how they gave a 7 year-old the singing voice of a 30 year-old opera singer at 19:35.
I would like the comment, but there are already 69 likes. I'm not messing with perfection 😎💅
@@anshukale3478 bro same
@@francescah.1527 too late
She absorbed the ancient and all powerful energy of the Maloikies.
Nah she is Just posessed by the Ghost of an older Woman
The way I GASPED when the guy was her dad is something I’m not exactly proud of as a grown ass woman
I started hitting my desk when I realized. I hate this movie
OK BUT "i speak to dead people ... they complain. A LOT." IS HONESTLY PRETTY FUNNY
Nico!
I thought that was a solid joke
Ahh I know I spat my water out when I heard that🤣
Sandra Howell aaaa you noticed! the joke was like 3x funnier to me bc i just imagined it as nico talking to like jason or percy or someone
k l a u s h a r g r e e v e s ?
Girl: "You abandoned me and left me to die!!"
Dad: "I brought ice cream."
Girl: "I love you daddy!"
Fr tho 😬
Ikr? It's crazy how fast he's forgiven for ditching them for 12 years.
Makes sense-
Gold digger
@@thenoob7758 bruh its icecream not money lmao
having 90k stolen and dying of stress is every college student
lmao true
Lol 90k stolen? You mean a company that gave you 90k with the thought you might pay them back? Lol wow that's rough. If only you had a choice of going or not or maybe even a smaller college that costs less and can get you scholarships... Only in a perfect world I guess.
@@anthonyhutchins2300 i was just joking around lmao
@@iamnottweezy yeah I kind of got that right after posting 😂 I'm very opinionated so I do apologize haha
Anthony Hutchins Take the stick out of your ass and calm tf down
3:55 idk why but this part annoys me more than it should. like, the first few girls are singing the word "loser" (one isn't even singing,) and then you can't even tell what the last few are saying. like, why couldn't they just continue with the word "loser"
They say “Geeks” afterwards but very slowly I think.
Reminds me of Pixel Perfect when the Main character band gets thrown out of the club for not knowing how to dance the next to audition just sings "I'm better than you, than you." over and over while dancing well enough for the club owner to accept them.
as a Northern Irish person I can confirm that our accent is random and normally gets more strong when we are mad
Lmao I’m from the ROI and I can confirm this is true
An Irish accent is strongest when listening to “Come Out Ya Black and Tans” and “I’m Shippin up to Boston.”
WiNgS oF fIrE.
most of my relatives are from ireland but i'm not from ireland
I'm irish but from I kinda posh part but I still sound Irish
"I stole 90k from your friends dad and he died"
"i hate you because you stole 90k from my friends dad and he died"
"i'll throw a party"
"OK"
@JustASimple Otaku OOH OOH OOH OOH yeEAHHHH
666th like B)
I love you now because you threw a party!
some people say its just....... *logic.*
*OK*
Girl: "I wish my mother would come back"
Her dad: "Honey, you know I can't do that"
Singer: "OH OH OH OH OH OH YEEEAAHH"
This wasn't even that funny, but for some reason I'm laying here laughing so hard that I'm crying
@@DeadZombieLlama well then obviously you did find it funny.
@@domi-d5f It was a little funny but not enough to warrant a tears streaming down face, hard to breathe laughing fit like I had
Next time I hear someone say there LOVED one died imma chime in and go "WhOa Whoa OOo YYeeAAaHhh"
Warden of Games update us on how many friends you’ve lost pls!
I love how at 3:08 the captions says "everyone in harmony except Jeff" acknowledging that Jeff can sing 😂😂😂
Oh I watched this at my friends sleepover when we were like 11, nostalgia just smacked me in the face.
Sameeee
Yo same! I kinda like to make fun of it 🤣
Beth xxx same
Sameeee
same except I was younger lol
The end of the movie:
“I want my dead mother back”
“I’m sorry I can’t do that”
🎶 OH OH OH EYEAAAAAHH🎶
22:00
comedy
Comedy 100
Comeney
*Komedy*
Bruh what the hell I thought this was my comment for a second
"mom can we buy highschool musical?"
"we have highschool musical at home"
highschool musical at home:
They aren't even in highschool, would that make it middle school musical?
@Lia Lozano no I understood the joke, I was just saying
@Lia Lozano r/ihavereddit
r/thisisntasubredditijustfeltleftout
@@kakashilover9231✨ m i d d l e s c h o o l m u s i c a l ✨
I love how they've got some of the most endearing, funny child characters in this movie, and then absolutely everything else just sucks. Those poor kids did a great job and they deserved a better movie.
Omg I was there the day the ‘wiggies’ filmed their ‘music video’! It was on the Ocean City Boardwalk in NJ. I remember people were packed up there just standing around watching them film and the crew was pretty rude to the people standing around. We assumed it was one of those ‘upcoming acts’ that we never heard about or saw again and it wasn’t until today seeing that clip that I now have closure. This is hysterical! Thank you for finally solving this mystery that has haunted me for years!
#gregforever
400th like babyyy
William Reynolds Bruh, that’s wild Lmao
i cant believe that was ocean city-
#pinthiscomment
LITERALLY ME TOO
“I miss my dead mother.”
“I know, sweetie.”
“O O O O O EEYAAAA”
why am i laughing so hard
Graphite lm
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOO
Omg 😂😂😂