@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )
The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼♀️
hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).
Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.
I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.
@@Rosewater-f8m "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?
Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better
@@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them. So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*
I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀
i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!
I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦
@@bobbybrown3873 Doubly so because it means she can somehow liquefy non liquid things like bones. She may be the most powerful thing to have ever existed.
I literally said out loud that she was going to use blood bending. But this is something to. I don't know which is worse, but he literally turned into water while everyone was watching in excitement. Now that is psycho. Also imagine if they did that in Avatar.
This is honestly one of my comfort videos on RUclips. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂
Movie Idea: it’s the opposite of scales. A mermaid who just LOVES air can’t get enough of that air, then turns out she’s a human and has just been swimming for a real long time
Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you
Dad: "Were you throwing rocks at me?" Siren: *lowering her fully cocked throwin' arm* "No, sir. At your window. But I decided against it _before_ you came." *drops rocks* Nailed it.
The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Aside from Siren being a weird name for a mermaid, the whole point of having Siren live on land is to protect her from hunters, yet she was basically named “mermaid” and sent to live amongst the society where the people who kill mermaids are from
She basically was like, “Hi big fish and whale hunter I’m a mermaid - I mean my name is mermaid I mean that my name is siren!!” The. They were all, “ oh really well nice to meet you human friend of my son!!”
The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid. Edit: ONG THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION GOING Girl: Sorry about your dad. Boy: It's okay. He was my stepdad.
girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.
21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*
That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.
I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.
... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"
Yeah the moment the mom summons a big wave really remind me when in this types of rl games one kid start saying that they have big powers so they can defeat the others but it just ends being a chase scene
The mermaids here have the similar energy to that Spider-Man panel that’s like: “You could cure cancer with this kinda tech!” “But I don’t wanna cure cancer, I wanna make dinosaurs!”
siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret
Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.
wow for someone who lives in the ocean Siren’s mother sure does have her nails done well. she doesn’t come on land to see her daughter but she definitely comes up for a manicure every other week 💅
If you told me there was a movie where human trafficking was a plot element and the protagonist is being hunted for her blood, frequently experiences body horror, and brutally kills a man, I would not expect the movie's target audience to be 8 year old girls.
Same energy of a story about feral cats who often go into war and brutally murder eachother, with being shunned for not following societal values aimed towards 12 year olds
ruclips.net/video/9PEILDstW5c/видео.html Coronavirus has a Vaccine found out in this new video Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infecion🙏🏾🦠
21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.
I like how Adam’s dad doesn’t bother even trying to pretend to be a welcoming/understanding person when he meets Siren. It’s like he’s thinking, “This girl’s lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn’t have friends! And people throw rocks at me all the time, never at my window!”
The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder
Siren: I want my REAL mom The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐
She’s not even her legal guardian anymore Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left
This movie is clearly an allegory for puberty. We all remember puberty when we'd change and those effects would last forever and our legs would fuse together into one giant tail and we'd kill people. Just turn them into nothingness. Disintegrate them. Fond memories.
@Jimmy Jim "Don't make me turn u into laundry" is my new go-to insult. Before that, it was "You're not invited to my birthday party" and before that it was "y̹͎̓̑̃͢ȏ̖̟̊u̡͚̓̍ ̢̩̽̆h̺̹̹̐̀͐ǎ̛͇̜v̝͓̺̏̑̕ĕ̳̮̥̉͌ ̠̩͗͞m̡̹͔͊͆̾a̰̠̿̇d̞̟̿́e̬̞͞͡ ̝̼̱̆̏̏a̬̤̓̆ ͖̂̾͢g̬̻̥̃͒̉r͙̩̎͡a͖̦͒̀͋͜v̨͖͊́ę̯̱́̀̕ ̢̮͘͠ṁ̡̻̚ȋ̢̢͡s̼͇͒̏t̬̤̜͐́̌à̡͚͂̀͜ḵ̢̇̈́e̘̲̓̐ ̡͍́̀b̯̲͙̃͂̕y̨̡͚͐́͡ ̉͘͢͜a͚̻̜͠͡͞n͖͋̇͢g̠̦͕͐̐́ẽ̻̥̿ṙ̨͇̊i̗͕̮̒͞͞n͉̫̂̏̕͜g̦͍͉̒̿̊ ̬̱̼͋͑̽m̧͙̹͌͑̚e̩͚͛͐͘͢,̡̺̌͋ ͚͂̈́͢ḿ̧͉͠ó̖̅͟ṟ̺̅̋t̖̲̲̎̈́̉a̞̼̦̋̓̚ḽ̳̅̉"
ah i remember being so excited for the day when my legs finally fused together in the bathtub and then it happened and i realized it was fucking gross… memories
The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.
I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood
So she not even going to have like a "holy shit I just murdered a man!" moment? She didnt even hesitate either. I think this might be the start of a terrifying future for this town.
This strikes me as a metaphor for "So Sally, now that you've come of age, your body will go through changes and creepy men will start coming out of the woodwork to prey on you and stick you with their spears."
HA
10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.
WHAT
JACKKKKK AHAHHA
I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes
YO
"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*
I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man
Guy is a French name tho 😔
yet
The comments always hold gold
Guy sensei: *starts shaking*
“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison
My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
I love everysingle supporter
brainmare 😂😂😂 no
Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet
@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
(For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )
@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg
"Your cousin has cancer heal her"
"Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "
@@cr3ep_er 🤣
😂🤣
The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus?
No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼♀️
Selfish mermaids
@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
*proceeds to remove 100% of him*
Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol
I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something
@@Wild_Child189
Full-on Hama mode
I guess you could say his bones were squishy
😭😭
'Are they singing?'
'no, they're filing their taxes'
So that's why they're wailing.....
hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).
Lmao
D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX
STOP NO
Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do
My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”
Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.
Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass
@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?
What about you’re shellfish
You're such a *stiff mass*
She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.
When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom
👏👏👏
Wikihow really out here changing lives huh
Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her
D. Frost sure
I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.
"The Thirteenth Year" did it way better
danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
he clearly hasnt watched the lorax
Clearly
It’s a movie
The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
Some random dude: yea?
Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Literally they bliss out when they breathe
@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol
Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*
Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)
@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was
@@Rosewater-f8m I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.
@@Rosewater-f8m "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?
@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂
“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment
so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know
Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.
You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you
70 % actually, but it depends on your age
“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.
That's so true lol
Omg 😂
Oh lmfao
I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao
@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.
Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters
Because Plot reasons
That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.
Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-
ruclips.net/video/sZjTcvxUGpo/видео.html
@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.
"why would anyone go to the bathroom?"
"guys my bones are gettin' squishy"
I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO
rxse quartz me too omg
This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol
@@sn4pdragonz who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?
You look like your 40
LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."
Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭
The milf mermaid 😂
Milfmaid if you will
Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better
Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.
K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school
*sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.
“Just fucks off into the sea” 😂
@@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)
“Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him
Same
Me too
She basically did
Exactly but no, the way my jaw was on that beach floor
That would've been a much better solution
Turns out Siren was the best name for her all along. That's foreshadowing on her being a ruthless killer.
True,true
Very true
fr
Wait why?
@@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them.
So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*
@@kinoko_draws their actually more commonly related to bird like creatures
I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀
yah it was a joke that went over your head
@@jerms6642 i mean tbf it was not that funny to begin with so i don't think they missed out on much
@@jerms6642how is that supposed to be funny 💀
The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family
Many shessss a mermaid
It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES
@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe
I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing
this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.
i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!
I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦
They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/
19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.
So that's where the budget went..
That’s actually a pretty expensive tail
Siren: "Your body's made of 65% water"
Me: Blood bending? That's brutal
Siren: * painfully turns man into a slushie *
Me: Oh, nope that's way worse
Chocolate & Tatertots LMAO that was so brutal! That was the most horrifying inhumane death I’ve ever seen!
Bobby Brown you should have told her to not be cruel
@@bobbybrown3873 Doubly so because it means she can somehow liquefy non liquid things like bones. She may be the most powerful thing to have ever existed.
I literally said out loud that she was going to use blood bending. But this is something to. I don't know which is worse, but he literally turned into water while everyone was watching in excitement. Now that is psycho.
Also imagine if they did that in Avatar.
I LITERALY THOUGHT THE SAME THING :DDDDD
This is honestly one of my comfort videos on RUclips. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂
It reminds me of the good old days of drew, Danny, and Kurtis peak back in 2020-2021.
Movie Idea: it’s the opposite of scales. A mermaid who just LOVES air can’t get enough of that air, then turns out she’s a human and has just been swimming for a real long time
Little Mermaid
Eve GASP
*gasp* no really?!
Can I use this?
may she's transspecies?
girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
siren: water
😂😂😂
😏she tries to stay away
water: blushes
no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water
@@thephoenix1643 omggggg
"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*
I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.
I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html
Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person
One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤
IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(
I have EDS too!! My family and I watch Danny together and they've definitely adopted this phrase
The boy didn’t have EDS but OI, a disease I also have, it has no relation to eds, the boy specifically said the disease by name idk if you missed it.
EDS here as well, never occurred to me to use Squishy Bones until now, thank you for that
A marphan (can't remember if it's written with 'f' or 'ph') haver here, I can say that my bones and joints are very squishy indeed
So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”
She got mommy issues 😬
Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren
Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-
Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you
Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it
Dad: "Were you throwing rocks at me?"
Siren: *lowering her fully cocked throwin' arm* "No, sir. At your window. But I decided against it _before_ you came." *drops rocks*
Nailed it.
Almost nailed it
The window
Get it
Ok
i was going to like this but it was at 666 and i didn't wanna be that person
I’m gonna start stealing from stores and anytime they catch me, I’ll just tell them I recently decided against it!
There isn’t even a frickin’ window.
Mermaids have supernatural bluffing abilities.
The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.
yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma
Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously
"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."
yes
14:04 "Why can't the mermaids just donate their blood" is on the same level as "why didn't the eagles fly the Fellowship to Mordor"
“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?
Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.
Holy shit you cracked the code
omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared
Lmaoooooo
THE CONNECTIONS
Why is no one talking about the mother being absent for Siren's whole life, even though she has legs? There was no explanation about any of this
She was busy doing mermaid things 💅
She’s like the ruler of the mermaid clan and shit so she gotta stay in the water
Marco Polo takes FOREVER
SHE WaS tRyINg To ProTECt HEr
Everyone knows marco polo is way more important than raising a child🤷🏽
Aside from Siren being a weird name for a mermaid, the whole point of having Siren live on land is to protect her from hunters, yet she was basically named “mermaid” and sent to live amongst the society where the people who kill mermaids are from
Mermaids are smart that's why they don't realize they can give blood without dieing
Mermaid logic
This movie hits different after Luca
@@dread_wolf2301 *dying
She basically was like, “Hi big fish and whale hunter I’m a mermaid - I mean my name is mermaid I mean that my name is siren!!” The. They were all, “ oh really well nice to meet you human friend of my son!!”
The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid.
Edit: ONG THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION GOING
Girl: Sorry about your dad.
Boy: It's okay. He was my stepdad.
girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.
*forced endless p e e.*
*_PEEGATORY_*
Either that, or make em puke
In like one of the most gruesome ways too
Ikr! I thought she was gonna pick him up with her water powers and throw him in the ocean or something lol 😂I was very wrong
Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.”
*that’s called puberty, sis*
Her: :O
ohhhhhh
You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?
@@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨
Li hä oh god you’re right 😬
Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .
This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in
@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying
Well did you?
No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us
WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8
22:33 the immediate "sorry" after the shellfish pun is sending me
21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
*There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*
That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.
Damn ok @@isavenewspapers8890
So the mermaids start putting their hands on each other and they put their hands on Adam and they start screaming
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo Perfect!
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo EXACTLY
Cure people: "Ugh, fine, whatever. I'll do it eventually"
Gruesomely killing someone: "So cool! You have to teach me how to do that!"
Pedro Santos also why does she need to know how to do that😳
@@madisonphillips3380 h
Topical ngl
The “hug kiss breathe” mug is fitting for what she would do with that water
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
Bruh this comment is sooooooooooo underrated
69 likes
I read it like “hug piss breathe”
@@jessaeko watersports
When she said “you’re 65% water” I thought she was gonna blood bend him and make him leave but no... she just straight murdered him
My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
I love everysingle supporter
brainmare I hate everysingle self-promoter
brainmare Begone BOT
I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.
Bro.... I swear I thought the same thing
... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"
i mean...if you change blood for body its pretty accurate
I actually like this point. It paints him out to be the clear predator so children will remember that of when act similarly in the future
Dude there's no metaphor, it's just a bad movie.
@nadiageorge890 that's true but like also it kind of muddles that point when the predators have a really good reason for attacking them lmao
Predators usually don’t care if kids have hit puberty or not, they’re just want kids. It’s probably just a bad movie
Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
Also Siren: literally deletes the guy
Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.
She deleted him harder than Monika every could
your*
Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass
She just D4C'd that man
“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*
aleiah leilua *almost 12*
aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-
I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually
Lmfaooooo
I was like wtf girl
The entire plot of this movie sounds exactly like the plot of every mermaid roleplay game played during lunch when you’re nine
I see what you mean except the game my sibling and I played ended with a human orphan getting adopted by a family of mermaids
STOP HAHSJDJSJSN
Yeah the moment the mom summons a big wave really remind me when in this types of rl games one kid start saying that they have big powers so they can defeat the others but it just ends being a chase scene
I never role-played at lunch
I just ate-
Definetlty on Roblox
I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭
The mermaids here have the similar energy to that Spider-Man panel that’s like:
“You could cure cancer with this kinda tech!”
“But I don’t wanna cure cancer, I wanna make dinosaurs!”
Yes!
ikr lmao
Fun fact: They referenced that panel in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions!
@@pumpkinspice7541 no way home??
im pretty sure the idea is that the mer cant heal people cas it would revel there location to the hunters
Siren "Why can't we just have a nice moment?"
Foster mom: "Uh.. because that dude is trying to kill you"
Ella Cantor *murderer standing over her with a knife and shes just eating popcorn*
“Isn’t that kind of like naming a human baby ‘person?’”
Well, Guy is a legitimate human name
barely
It's my uncle's name, lmao.
And isn't "Person" a last name-?
Idk why I thought of the Croods
There are a few people named guy person
NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭
Well this comment definitely prepared me since I saw it before I finished the video lol thanks
siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret
Relatable, except in my school it was a witch
I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard
Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then
Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.
wow for someone who lives in the ocean Siren’s mother sure does have her nails done well. she doesn’t come on land to see her daughter but she definitely comes up for a manicure every other week 💅
Maybe they got sealon down there i mean in Nemo they had a school so maybe a salon is possible.
😍🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Okay 👍
@@dummystephenhawking7124 _sealon_ that is genius
@@anarchosyndicalism2418 Very inspirational🙏
If you told me there was a movie where human trafficking was a plot element and the protagonist is being hunted for her blood, frequently experiences body horror, and brutally kills a man, I would not expect the movie's target audience to be 8 year old girls.
Why not? Most 8 year old girls brutally kill men every day do you know that?
Same energy of a story about feral cats who often go into war and brutally murder eachother, with being shunned for not following societal values aimed towards 12 year olds
@@camicoonluv7360 What movie is that?
@@mystqicc3901 The book series warrior cats, they’re still kinda great even after outgrowing the target demographic
@@superstellarkiwi4266Thanks, I might consider checking it out. It actually sounds really cool.
i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy
Uh oh 😰
Don’t worry they’ll be getting brittle and hard in a few hours
This movies acting makes it feel like a 4th grade role play game that you’d plan the storyline for at recess and act out at lunch
at my school it would be in reverse
Dude, this is extremely relatable for me, bad roleplaying kinda used to be my shit back then
That one DinoPants shipper dude SAME every child at my school either played soccer, handball, or role played. It was great
Yeah one time in 4th grade
It was like ww1
So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert
ruclips.net/video/9PEILDstW5c/видео.html Coronavirus has a Vaccine found out in this new video Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infecion🙏🏾🦠
I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you
@@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop
Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew
That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade
Siren: Your body is 65% water
Siren: *destroys man and leaves nothing but his clothes*
Danny: *w h y*
I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html
@@diordo4109 damn bro
75*
The only part of the body that is not water is clothes
This was my fav part of the movie also my mom was horrified and me 2
15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-
WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS
LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true
Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T
Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now
I love ur name
Xeroinfather_999 thank u
"Your body is made up of 65% water"
I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀
She should have made him pee his pants.
I mean, he was a murderous creep
She's worse than hama
@@Demi_DorksHamas?
@@Demi_Dorksikr
“So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice”
So they *are* sirens-
you’re onto something
Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie
No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren
Help why did I think of an ambulance-
I love the profile pic
4:45 "guys my bones are getting squishy"
Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.
No “i never even got her email address” is
Agreed.
S q u I s h
Time stamp?
@@boom_powy 33:44
“Are they singing?”
“No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”
Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣
Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.
@@RobbieStacks90
Really?
They're responsible for me and millions of others?
Cool.
@@RobbieStacks90 Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?
@@RobbieStacks90 god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.
Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything.
Adam: my bones are squishy.
Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.
my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨
PLS 😂😂😂
@@daistinycat5497 I got my RUclipsrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC
HDSAHFDHS
21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.
( my my poo poo )
I like how Adam’s dad doesn’t bother even trying to pretend to be a welcoming/understanding person when he meets Siren. It’s like he’s thinking, “This girl’s lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn’t have friends! And people throw rocks at me all the time, never at my window!”
I love this comment
"a girl???? befriending my son???? nonsense. he will have no friends."
My dad if he was that man: "This girl's lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn't have friends!"
I love how “my bones are getting squishy” has become an inside joke throughout other videos on his channel
guys my bones are getting squishy
it has? can someone give me a few videos for example?
@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff The only one I know is the Candy Ken video
@@FleecyJoker thx
I have a rubber skeleton keychain whose name is Danny in reference to the joke.
Siren: *is named siren*
Me: So like the mermaid thingy
Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance
Yup
I had the same reaction 😂
I like this comment, it has a degree of self loathing
Ingrid Moore LOL
To be fair, she does have “healing blood.”
“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂
adam: comes to beach
adam’s dad: looking disapprovingly
“ a d a m “
*my my, poo poo*
Omg lmao
I read that in that dude's voice thank you for translating that iconic vine so well!
My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
I love everysingle supporter !
.-. ._.
Danny’s off-brand “grandma with asthma” poster is sENDING ME
Liz Bane i commented the same thingg
I thought that was a picture of him drinking a glass of milk but now i see
Sending you where?
Liz Bane YES.
Josie Drew omg same
"your body is made of 65% water!"
**Makes 100% of him disappear**
My first song
ruclips.net/video/A6HOFpzyZVo/видео.html
@@diordo4109 congratulations :D
brainmare stop spamming
Trishiee V where’s the other 35%
ruclips.net/video/sZjTcvxUGpo/видео.html
The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder
Let’s all appreciate that Adam’s bones are so brittle that they broke when he fell on sand
Winston Tingle don’t worry, he got healed
Mermaids be like: *AHHHHHHH*
Child: I live
as someone with bone deficiency, that would not break my bones
They were getting squishy that's why they broke.
He fell into the person he was trying to protect from being hit so instead while also pushing the person out of the way he got hit instead.
Siren: I want my REAL mom
The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐
Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD
lol
Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
I cackling
She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left
this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11
lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy
A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher
Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky
She caused covid-19
Lol
Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.
“Your forgetting one thing your body is made 65% water”
Sounds like a full metal alchemist scene
Heh
I agree
*claps hands with murderous intent*
“You’ve yeed your last haw.”
Yee- Haw but you just-
This movie is clearly an allegory for puberty. We all remember puberty when we'd change and those effects would last forever and our legs would fuse together into one giant tail and we'd kill people. Just turn them into nothingness. Disintegrate them. Fond memories.
this comment is so unrealistic. nobody had fond memories of puberty
@Jimmy Jim "Don't make me turn u into laundry" is my new go-to insult.
Before that, it was "You're not invited to my birthday party" and before that it was "y̹͎̓̑̃͢ȏ̖̟̊u̡͚̓̍ ̢̩̽̆h̺̹̹̐̀͐ǎ̛͇̜v̝͓̺̏̑̕ĕ̳̮̥̉͌ ̠̩͗͞m̡̹͔͊͆̾a̰̠̿̇d̞̟̿́e̬̞͞͡ ̝̼̱̆̏̏a̬̤̓̆ ͖̂̾͢g̬̻̥̃͒̉r͙̩̎͡a͖̦͒̀͋͜v̨͖͊́ę̯̱́̀̕ ̢̮͘͠ṁ̡̻̚ȋ̢̢͡s̼͇͒̏t̬̤̜͐́̌à̡͚͂̀͜ḵ̢̇̈́e̘̲̓̐ ̡͍́̀b̯̲͙̃͂̕y̨̡͚͐́͡ ̉͘͢͜a͚̻̜͠͡͞n͖͋̇͢g̠̦͕͐̐́ẽ̻̥̿ṙ̨͇̊i̗͕̮̒͞͞n͉̫̂̏̕͜g̦͍͉̒̿̊ ̬̱̼͋͑̽m̧͙̹͌͑̚e̩͚͛͐͘͢,̡̺̌͋ ͚͂̈́͢ḿ̧͉͠ó̖̅͟ṟ̺̅̋t̖̲̲̎̈́̉a̞̼̦̋̓̚ḽ̳̅̉"
good times, good times
ah i remember being so excited for the day when my legs finally fused together in the bathtub and then it happened and i realized it was fucking gross… memories
We’ve all been there
“At night my bones are squishy”
I just just imagine his lifeless corpse rolling off the bed to get a cup of water in the middle of the night
Lifeless corpse? Where can I see a living corpse? :0
@@universalpower419 gg gg
LMFAO! i just tried to imagine this and im dying🤠
NOOOOOOOO 😂😂
In the morning: glass man
At noon: normal man
But at night: ...octopus man!! 🐙
11:09 rare footage of the crying child
FROM FNAF?
“Your made of 65% water”
Oh, is she gonna blood bend him? Like from Avatar?
*Melts him*
Wh- Eh?
I was excited to see her control him and then she just straight up muders him-
And people think Katara is savage
Amon is nothing compared to Siren
Please give me time
Timestamp, question mark?
This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories
100% I would have written this when I was 14
Yeah...
Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"
Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O
The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.
Why is nobody talking about how Adam told his dad who the mermaid was? And then helps her escape afterwards? This movie makes no sense
fr! adam was a whole snitch smh
Your pfp is nice. Count Olaf try to burn your house down yet?
Wait I just wanna compliment your amazing profile photo, Veeery fancy doilies.
love the pfp
I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood
23:50 I'd been expecting some blood-bending sort of thing or just making the guy collapse, not just outright killing the man. Wtf.
So she not even going to have like a "holy shit I just murdered a man!" moment? She didnt even hesitate either. I think this might be the start of a terrifying future for this town.
AND IN SUCH A GRUESOME DISTURBING WAY TOO
She really just tore a man apart and acted like it was fine lol
12 year old girls be like that
Well she is called siren
I mean the guy did show signs of uhh having questionable actions to kids
This strikes me as a metaphor for "So Sally, now that you've come of age, your body will go through changes and creepy men will start coming out of the woodwork to prey on you and stick you with their spears."
so, you did word this as badly as possible, right? it's not just me? ok.
oh no
oh f-
@@novemberiscoolithink Kinda late but made perfect sense to me yo, read it again lol
@@Yummypoison0 not that kind of bad wording
Why is the audio in this movie so weird, every line of dialogue said outside sounds like it was recorded in a tiny bathroom
ClassyCorgi I’m pretty sure it’s a low production movie, so that’s mostly why it sucks.. 😂
In*
I mean ... that sounds pretty accurate
I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn
Dam this is just my comfort video 😅
Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all
2019-2021 Danny was peak
“i’m a high schooler wearing size 13 nike’s MENS 13 nike’s, beat that.” “guys my bones are getting squishy.”
I understood that reference
RyujiFanForReal good
Jelly Bean cfycycgycygcyvhbhgvgv(gfthfvg
Girl this needs more likes,I’m *DYING* of laughter
:3 Jayden Gilbert lolo
Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.
YES
She fucking blood bended lmao
yeah xd
H0LY F R I C C
She pulled a Percy jackson
Danny: second on trending
Drew: third on trending
wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn
Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz
@@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss
20th sub you have to update your youtube description now
I AM
Oh
24:04 big Percy Jackson in Tartarus with Akhlys vibes
“Are they singing?”
“No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”
*home depot theme intensifies*
No sweetie there installing windows xp
*Empire theme song intensefies too*
@@calliahrawls4396
It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store
@@Dgero yes i love that
Danny: "They're so selfish."
Me: "More like *shellf-*"
Danny: "They're so...shellfish."
Me: *cheering irl*
nerdorama009 they’re so shallow 🙄
“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him
Creepus Deletus
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that
That means siren wants to breathe and love you
@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭
The other 40% is his clothes