Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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  • @jackgrazer457
    @jackgrazer457 4 года назад +132384

    HA

    • @Meeechiii88Azecas
      @Meeechiii88Azecas 4 года назад +2928

      10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.

    • @madelenhal
      @madelenhal 4 года назад +11184

      WHAT

    • @sophiamarino1185
      @sophiamarino1185 4 года назад +8946

      JACKKKKK AHAHHA

    • @kxmmyqwq
      @kxmmyqwq 4 года назад +11990

      I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes

    • @Blapze
      @Blapze 4 года назад +4611

      YO

  • @kmtthefrog
    @kmtthefrog 4 года назад +12517

    "Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?"
    Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*

  • @Spalfos
    @Spalfos 4 года назад +8056

    “Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад +19

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter

    • @Joshua-gv4fb
      @Joshua-gv4fb 4 года назад +27

      brainmare 😂😂😂 no

    • @prodigious818
      @prodigious818 4 года назад +8

      Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 года назад +145

      @@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass.
      (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )

    • @themartinezfamily4827
      @themartinezfamily4827 4 года назад

      @@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg

  • @COVERT_8410
    @COVERT_8410 4 года назад +10773

    "Your cousin has cancer heal her"
    "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

  • @wineli.x
    @wineli.x 11 месяцев назад +4435

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    *proceeds to remove 100% of him*

    • @sirGuy1995
      @sirGuy1995 10 месяцев назад +157

      Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol

    • @Wild_Child189
      @Wild_Child189 7 месяцев назад +138

      I legit thought she was gonna start blood-bending him and like, turn him into a knot or something

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 6 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@Wild_Child189
      Full-on Hama mode

    • @Simply_here1
      @Simply_here1 4 месяца назад +52

      I guess you could say his bones were squishy

    • @itzrachei
      @itzrachei 4 месяца назад +1

      😭😭

  • @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443
    @lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 года назад +11776

    'Are they singing?'
    'no, they're filing their taxes'
    So that's why they're wailing.....

    • @cbennett7480
      @cbennett7480 4 года назад +275

      hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 года назад +21

      Lmao

    • @tamirestamires3651
      @tamirestamires3651 4 года назад +7

      D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX

    • @kflagor
      @kflagor 4 года назад +10

      STOP NO

    • @hvysteria
      @hvysteria 4 года назад +6

      Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do

  • @stephenharlin
    @stephenharlin 4 года назад +2425

    My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 года назад +1

      Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.

    • @Dbendikid
      @Dbendikid 4 года назад +37

      Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass

    • @crybabylovecats
      @crybabylovecats 4 года назад +10

      @@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?

    • @paigealicious1718
      @paigealicious1718 4 года назад +8

      What about you’re shellfish

    • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
      @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi 7 месяцев назад

      You're such a *stiff mass*

  • @fadaskhan3227
    @fadaskhan3227 4 года назад +11557

    She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.

    • @erinbush9005
      @erinbush9005 4 года назад +380

      When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom

    • @ZiggyFL
      @ZiggyFL 4 года назад +18

      👏👏👏

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +100

      Wikihow really out here changing lives huh

    • @dfrost03
      @dfrost03 4 года назад +103

      Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her

    • @savannahgassiot
      @savannahgassiot 4 года назад +11

      D. Frost sure

  • @_KierannTheKemonomimi
    @_KierannTheKemonomimi 11 месяцев назад +717

    I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.

    • @ssgamez6084
      @ssgamez6084 7 месяцев назад +30

      "The Thirteenth Year" did it way better

  • @gregroitbourd
    @gregroitbourd 4 года назад +8854

    danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way”
    he clearly hasnt watched the lorax

    • @bangtanbois415
      @bangtanbois415 4 года назад +158

      Clearly

    • @tayloridehenre1480
      @tayloridehenre1480 4 года назад +30

      It’s a movie

    • @rendezvous.mp3208
      @rendezvous.mp3208 4 года назад +261

      The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?!
      Some random dude: yea?
      Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

    • @amib1359
      @amib1359 4 года назад +45

      Literally they bliss out when they breathe

    • @truffleruffle5172
      @truffleruffle5172 4 года назад +6

      @@rendezvous.mp3208 lol

  • @nickherbeck9794
    @nickherbeck9794 4 года назад +11681

    Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :("
    Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 года назад +372

      Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)

    • @Rosewater-f8m
      @Rosewater-f8m 4 года назад +24

      @@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was

    • @ChelDorado
      @ChelDorado 4 года назад +74

      @@Rosewater-f8m I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 года назад +63

      @@Rosewater-f8m "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish"
      MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?

    • @Rosewater-f8m
      @Rosewater-f8m 4 года назад +12

      @@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂

  • @francisalob6945
    @francisalob6945 4 года назад +15727

    “my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes

    • @iamcoolrealnotfake5486
      @iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 года назад +91

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment

    • @kingofbirds
      @kingofbirds 4 года назад +277

      so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know

    • @shori200
      @shori200 4 года назад +88

      Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.

    • @aliced602
      @aliced602 4 года назад +85

      You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you

    • @Lusmun_kolo
      @Lusmun_kolo 4 года назад +40

      70 % actually, but it depends on your age

  • @shauxuhrwilsongrim
    @shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 года назад +8523

    “Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.

  • @memestealer7984
    @memestealer7984 4 года назад +5995

    Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 года назад +168

      Because Plot reasons

    • @naranciaisbestboi125
      @naranciaisbestboi125 4 года назад +511

      That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.

    • @hope-sj4oj
      @hope-sj4oj 4 года назад +247

      Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-

    • @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170
      @kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 года назад +7

      ruclips.net/video/sZjTcvxUGpo/видео.html

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 года назад +83

      @@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.

  • @hallieweis7655
    @hallieweis7655 4 года назад +8154

    "why would anyone go to the bathroom?"
    "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"

    • @sn4pdragonz
      @sn4pdragonz 4 года назад +155

      I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO

    • @hallieweis7655
      @hallieweis7655 4 года назад +21

      rxse quartz me too omg

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 4 года назад +22

      This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol

    • @norahaslam3961
      @norahaslam3961 4 года назад +55

      @@sn4pdragonz who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?

    • @Secretum-Malum
      @Secretum-Malum 4 года назад +1

      You look like your 40

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily Год назад +1207

    LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."

  • @mariejimenez3694
    @mariejimenez3694 4 года назад +11043

    Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better

    • @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918
      @ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 года назад +942

      Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.

    • @sipsmoretea2241
      @sipsmoretea2241 4 года назад +578

      K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 4 года назад +208

      *sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 года назад +229

      “Just fucks off into the sea” 😂

    • @bri-eh2fu
      @bri-eh2fu 4 года назад +5

      @@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)

  • @elisacostello4876
    @elisacostello4876 Год назад +6297

    “Your body is made up of 65% water” I really thought she was about to start bloodbending him

  • @tiffanyc2
    @tiffanyc2 Год назад +7222

    Turns out Siren was the best name for her all along. That's foreshadowing on her being a ruthless killer.

    • @AADU-m4i
      @AADU-m4i Год назад +74

      True,true
      Very true

    • @AJTONYX
      @AJTONYX Год назад +8

      fr

    • @rabbitz4542
      @rabbitz4542 Год назад +3

      Wait why?

    • @kinoko_draws
      @kinoko_draws Год назад +118

      @@rabbitz4542sirens in mythology are mermaid like creatures that lure sailors by singing into rocks which leads their boats sinking, killing them.
      So basically “wow a hot mermaid she sounds so nice” *dies*

    • @I3boobs-f5p
      @I3boobs-f5p Год назад +29

      @@kinoko_draws their actually more commonly related to bird like creatures

  • @lunanewyear
    @lunanewyear Год назад +503

    I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 11 месяцев назад +24

      yah it was a joke that went over your head

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 4 месяца назад +9

      @@jerms6642 i mean tbf it was not that funny to begin with so i don't think they missed out on much

    • @lunanewyear
      @lunanewyear 4 месяца назад +9

      @@jerms6642how is that supposed to be funny 💀

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 4 года назад +7178

    The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family

    • @Jnihnijn9in9in9ih9i
      @Jnihnijn9in9in9ih9i 4 года назад +118

      Many shessss a mermaid

    • @jungkooksthighs9936
      @jungkooksthighs9936 4 года назад +475

      It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES

    • @it4065
      @it4065 4 года назад +377

      @@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe

    • @ccclr
      @ccclr 4 года назад +27

      I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing

    • @zeddy2284
      @zeddy2284 4 года назад +257

      this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.

  • @scpuppydog
    @scpuppydog 4 года назад +2461

    i can let every silly detail slide by, but the main thing bothering me: Why is the costume makeup on her gross transforming tail so detailed and realistic but then the actual tail was just a big target costume not even glued down on the waist?? Did they use the entire budget on her transforming feet??? They zoomed in on the fabric wrinkled up at the bottom they didn't even try!!!!

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark 4 года назад +183

      I thought the same fricken thing lmao. Like when they were carrying her into the ocean you could see it rising up on her waist, like it either was slightly too large, or they just completely failed to glue/paint/whatever down the tail to her waist/torso 😂🤦

    • @carletarousseau7011
      @carletarousseau7011 4 года назад +72

      They could have used more effects to make it blend with her waist :/

    • @goathead5073
      @goathead5073 4 года назад +108

      19:53 the fabric isn't even secured down. When she swims off into the water you can see the hem of the tail tent up on her back.

    • @bri-eh2fu
      @bri-eh2fu 4 года назад +39

      So that's where the budget went..

    • @k-danceyana5371
      @k-danceyana5371 4 года назад +8

      That’s actually a pretty expensive tail

  • @emem7242
    @emem7242 4 года назад +10538

    Siren: "Your body's made of 65% water"
    Me: Blood bending? That's brutal
    Siren: * painfully turns man into a slushie *
    Me: Oh, nope that's way worse

    • @bobbybrown3873
      @bobbybrown3873 4 года назад +181

      Chocolate & Tatertots LMAO that was so brutal! That was the most horrifying inhumane death I’ve ever seen!

    • @firstnamelastname-zs7ze
      @firstnamelastname-zs7ze 4 года назад +61

      Bobby Brown you should have told her to not be cruel

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 года назад +313

      @@bobbybrown3873 Doubly so because it means she can somehow liquefy non liquid things like bones. She may be the most powerful thing to have ever existed.

    • @myusernamesucks958
      @myusernamesucks958 4 года назад +252

      I literally said out loud that she was going to use blood bending. But this is something to. I don't know which is worse, but he literally turned into water while everyone was watching in excitement. Now that is psycho.
      Also imagine if they did that in Avatar.

    • @ugnelaurinaviciute1146
      @ugnelaurinaviciute1146 4 года назад +26

      I LITERALY THOUGHT THE SAME THING :DDDDD

  • @TanaNanner
    @TanaNanner 10 месяцев назад +98

    This is honestly one of my comfort videos on RUclips. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 4 месяца назад +2

      It reminds me of the good old days of drew, Danny, and Kurtis peak back in 2020-2021.

  • @Evetopia
    @Evetopia 4 года назад +10851

    Movie Idea: it’s the opposite of scales. A mermaid who just LOVES air can’t get enough of that air, then turns out she’s a human and has just been swimming for a real long time

  • @moojoytiger3210
    @moojoytiger3210 4 года назад +4356

    girl: hey siren whos ur crush?
    siren: water

  • @jordanclarke2001
    @jordanclarke2001 4 года назад +946

    "youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 4 года назад +10

      I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад

      I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
      ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html

    • @AshleyBeeidk
      @AshleyBeeidk 8 месяцев назад

      Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person

  • @banannarama
    @banannarama Год назад +377

    One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall 9 месяцев назад +16

      IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(

    • @lenabeans
      @lenabeans 4 месяца назад +14

      I have EDS too!! My family and I watch Danny together and they've definitely adopted this phrase

    • @Raiumiyaa
      @Raiumiyaa 2 месяца назад

      The boy didn’t have EDS but OI, a disease I also have, it has no relation to eds, the boy specifically said the disease by name idk if you missed it.

    • @404errormessage
      @404errormessage 2 месяца назад +8

      EDS here as well, never occurred to me to use Squishy Bones until now, thank you for that

    • @PeSUSPICIOUS
      @PeSUSPICIOUS Месяц назад +2

      A marphan (can't remember if it's written with 'f' or 'ph') haver here, I can say that my bones and joints are very squishy indeed

  • @melz6126
    @melz6126 4 года назад +5504

    So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

    • @saltysquad7125
      @saltysquad7125 4 года назад +151

      She got mommy issues 😬

    • @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108
      @frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 года назад +284

      Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 года назад +257

      Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 года назад +140

      Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you

    • @mochatea-fr1cf
      @mochatea-fr1cf 4 года назад +2

      Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it

  • @souleaterevans4589
    @souleaterevans4589 4 года назад +2483

    Dad: "Were you throwing rocks at me?"
    Siren: *lowering her fully cocked throwin' arm* "No, sir. At your window. But I decided against it _before_ you came." *drops rocks*
    Nailed it.

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад +63

      Almost nailed it
      The window
      Get it
      Ok

    • @madisonbrown5921
      @madisonbrown5921 4 года назад +9

      i was going to like this but it was at 666 and i didn't wanna be that person

    • @codybarlik4524
      @codybarlik4524 4 года назад +31

      I’m gonna start stealing from stores and anytime they catch me, I’ll just tell them I recently decided against it!

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 года назад +32

      There isn’t even a frickin’ window.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 Год назад +11

      Mermaids have supernatural bluffing abilities.

  • @havenlee1102
    @havenlee1102 4 года назад +5478

    The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

    • @yvvonevon7834
      @yvvonevon7834 4 года назад +373

      Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.

    • @havenlee1102
      @havenlee1102 4 года назад +145

      yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma

    • @Xannah
      @Xannah 4 года назад +51

      Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously

    • @Arkonu
      @Arkonu 4 года назад +60

      "They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."

    • @user-ml6xq4xo6g
      @user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 года назад +16

      yes

  • @T_Lewis
    @T_Lewis 6 месяцев назад +61

    14:04 "Why can't the mermaids just donate their blood" is on the same level as "why didn't the eagles fly the Fellowship to Mordor"

  • @nanirox5725
    @nanirox5725 4 года назад +7598

    “Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?

  • @dewdrop5552
    @dewdrop5552 4 года назад +17598

    Why is no one talking about the mother being absent for Siren's whole life, even though she has legs? There was no explanation about any of this

    • @mitchi63
      @mitchi63 4 года назад +2971

      She was busy doing mermaid things 💅

    • @fruity3693
      @fruity3693 4 года назад +1453

      She’s like the ruler of the mermaid clan and shit so she gotta stay in the water

    • @nathanherbst3280
      @nathanherbst3280 4 года назад +958

      Marco Polo takes FOREVER

    • @yourbigfatmother65
      @yourbigfatmother65 4 года назад +1053

      SHE WaS tRyINg To ProTECt HEr

    • @aloryamod9762
      @aloryamod9762 4 года назад +784

      Everyone knows marco polo is way more important than raising a child🤷🏽

  • @3redstreeter256
    @3redstreeter256 3 года назад +5430

    Aside from Siren being a weird name for a mermaid, the whole point of having Siren live on land is to protect her from hunters, yet she was basically named “mermaid” and sent to live amongst the society where the people who kill mermaids are from

    • @dread_wolf2301
      @dread_wolf2301 3 года назад +165

      Mermaids are smart that's why they don't realize they can give blood without dieing

    • @Nat-lb3tp
      @Nat-lb3tp 3 года назад +53

      Mermaid logic

    • @laura8263
      @laura8263 3 года назад +39

      This movie hits different after Luca

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 года назад +12

      @@dread_wolf2301 *dying

    • @stellarsky3471
      @stellarsky3471 3 года назад +52

      She basically was like, “Hi big fish and whale hunter I’m a mermaid - I mean my name is mermaid I mean that my name is siren!!” The. They were all, “ oh really well nice to meet you human friend of my son!!”

  • @gummibear4757
    @gummibear4757 6 месяцев назад +54

    The thing I remember not liking about this movie was the reveal at the end that the kid’s dad was a stepfather, as if bio dads were off-limits from being horrible to their kid.
    Edit: ONG THIS IS HOW I REMEMBER THE CONVERSATION GOING
    Girl: Sorry about your dad.
    Boy: It's okay. He was my stepdad.

  • @LiquidLetti
    @LiquidLetti 3 года назад +7988

    girl is like "no you cant kill mermaids for their blood thats wrong!" and then proceeds to literally kill a man. like, i thought she was gonna manipulate the water in his body and make him piss himself or smth. girl went the whole mile.

    • @tammyoldman6083
      @tammyoldman6083 3 года назад +738

      *forced endless p e e.*

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 3 года назад +561

      *_PEEGATORY_*

    • @connorpratt8364
      @connorpratt8364 3 года назад +186

      Either that, or make em puke

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +148

      In like one of the most gruesome ways too

    • @michaelaparsley1745
      @michaelaparsley1745 3 года назад +291

      Ikr! I thought she was gonna pick him up with her water powers and throw him in the ocean or something lol 😂I was very wrong

  • @BlueFang7030
    @BlueFang7030 4 года назад +2921

    Siren: “My body’s changing and I can’t stop it.”
    *that’s called puberty, sis*

    • @seeya3705
      @seeya3705 4 года назад +26

      Her: :O
      ohhhhhh

    • @freshlybakedsadness9251
      @freshlybakedsadness9251 4 года назад +53

      You didn't pick up on this being a puberty movie?

    • @lima9212
      @lima9212 4 года назад +139

      @@freshlybakedsadness9251 that makes the whole theme of middle-aged-men-are-hunting-you a bit too real 😨

    • @BlueFang7030
      @BlueFang7030 4 года назад +23

      Li hä oh god you’re right 😬

    • @violetchavez8552
      @violetchavez8552 4 года назад +13

      Why don't the mermaids give their blood after their .

  • @PupCake1025
    @PupCake1025 4 года назад +9413

    This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 4 года назад +61

      @Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 4 года назад +63

      @Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying

    • @partymode2174
      @partymode2174 4 года назад +9

      Well did you?

    • @evelyngregg4666
      @evelyngregg4666 4 года назад +61

      No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us

    • @sasha-wo4db
      @sasha-wo4db 4 года назад +38

      WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8

  • @sugardust
    @sugardust 3 месяца назад +12

    22:33 the immediate "sorry" after the shellfish pun is sending me

  • @DeathByPipebomb
    @DeathByPipebomb Год назад +440

    21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.”
    *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 6 месяцев назад +42

      That was the most direct possible way that that sentence could have been phrased. If you want someone to blame for its potentially perverse connotations, blame humanity for having some weird obsession for turning innocent words into sexual euphemisms.

    • @11MissingPhoenix
      @11MissingPhoenix 6 месяцев назад

      Damn ok ​@@isavenewspapers8890

    • @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo
      @ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo 4 месяца назад +12

      So the mermaids start putting their hands on each other and they put their hands on Adam and they start screaming

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 4 месяца назад

      @@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo Perfect!

    • @DeathByPipebomb
      @DeathByPipebomb 4 месяца назад

      @@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo EXACTLY

  • @DPedro3
    @DPedro3 4 года назад +836

    Cure people: "Ugh, fine, whatever. I'll do it eventually"
    Gruesomely killing someone: "So cool! You have to teach me how to do that!"

  • @walkerharris2043
    @walkerharris2043 4 года назад +1624

    The “hug kiss breathe” mug is fitting for what she would do with that water

    • @bingbong3377
      @bingbong3377 4 года назад +33

      THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @sashaokware1530
      @sashaokware1530 4 года назад +18

      Bruh this comment is sooooooooooo underrated

    • @regenx
      @regenx 4 года назад +6

      69 likes

    • @jessaeko
      @jessaeko 4 года назад +12

      I read it like “hug piss breathe”

    • @YooranKujara
      @YooranKujara 4 года назад +7

      @@jessaeko watersports

  • @jamesmcintyre1729
    @jamesmcintyre1729 4 года назад +5705

    When she said “you’re 65% water” I thought she was gonna blood bend him and make him leave but no... she just straight murdered him

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад +5

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter

    • @IAmUnderscore
      @IAmUnderscore 4 года назад +112

      brainmare I hate everysingle self-promoter

    • @MiniorinVR
      @MiniorinVR 4 года назад +39

      brainmare Begone BOT

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 года назад +9

      I didn't watch the video, but I could never allow a woman to get over on me. I'm a tougher breed from a dangerous era. Gen Z fears me because they know I love to fight, drink, and expose. No girly talk like the Gen Z beta males, just straight up hands 👊 and hard liquor.

    • @ilovewomen-
      @ilovewomen- 4 года назад +56

      Bro.... I swear I thought the same thing

  • @FirlowXD
    @FirlowXD 11 месяцев назад +729

    ... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"

    • @runyinggao
      @runyinggao 5 месяцев назад +77

      i mean...if you change blood for body its pretty accurate

    • @nadiageorge890
      @nadiageorge890 5 месяцев назад +60

      I actually like this point. It paints him out to be the clear predator so children will remember that of when act similarly in the future

    • @nohandleisavailable1
      @nohandleisavailable1 3 месяца назад +11

      Dude there's no metaphor, it's just a bad movie.

    • @whawhawhawhaaaa
      @whawhawhawhaaaa 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@nadiageorge890 that's true but like also it kind of muddles that point when the predators have a really good reason for attacking them lmao

    • @ajakakakak
      @ajakakakak 3 месяца назад +9

      Predators usually don’t care if kids have hit puberty or not, they’re just want kids. It’s probably just a bad movie

  • @visile3765
    @visile3765 4 года назад +5494

    Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water”
    Also Siren: literally deletes the guy

    • @rekhan3926
      @rekhan3926 4 года назад +152

      Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.

    • @tsuyuasui2334
      @tsuyuasui2334 4 года назад +117

      She deleted him harder than Monika every could

    • @ArayALem
      @ArayALem 4 года назад +5

      your*

    • @sincerelybellatrix.2880
      @sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 года назад +58

      Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass

    • @mreverything7056
      @mreverything7056 4 года назад +15

      She just D4C'd that man

  • @layaaleii
    @layaaleii 4 года назад +17447

    “you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*

    • @luuuke2484
      @luuuke2484 4 года назад +668

      aleiah leilua *almost 12*

    • @Ashley-tb4kv
      @Ashley-tb4kv 4 года назад +351

      aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-

    • @kayahamen4861
      @kayahamen4861 4 года назад +469

      I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually

    • @liannamarlock4200
      @liannamarlock4200 4 года назад +31

      Lmfaooooo

    • @ilovepokemon4565
      @ilovepokemon4565 4 года назад +92

      I was like wtf girl

  • @egg5113
    @egg5113 3 года назад +5846

    The entire plot of this movie sounds exactly like the plot of every mermaid roleplay game played during lunch when you’re nine

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 3 года назад +210

      I see what you mean except the game my sibling and I played ended with a human orphan getting adopted by a family of mermaids

    • @chappelled
      @chappelled 3 года назад +40

      STOP HAHSJDJSJSN

    • @danyfirerloveluck5548
      @danyfirerloveluck5548 3 года назад +96

      Yeah the moment the mom summons a big wave really remind me when in this types of rl games one kid start saying that they have big powers so they can defeat the others but it just ends being a chase scene

    • @CELIPAR
      @CELIPAR 3 года назад +17

      I never role-played at lunch
      I just ate-

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +15

      Definetlty on Roblox

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor 8 месяцев назад +91

    I just realized the guy who played Adam's creepy dad's creepy friend is the same guy who's voicing Moros in Hades II 😭

  • @wickedskyes
    @wickedskyes 3 года назад +3580

    The mermaids here have the similar energy to that Spider-Man panel that’s like:
    “You could cure cancer with this kinda tech!”
    “But I don’t wanna cure cancer, I wanna make dinosaurs!”

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 3 года назад +58

      Yes!

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 года назад +36

      ikr lmao

    • @pumpkinspice7541
      @pumpkinspice7541 3 года назад +65

      Fun fact: They referenced that panel in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions!

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 3 года назад +5

      @@pumpkinspice7541 no way home??

    • @kristinamartines6806
      @kristinamartines6806 2 года назад +1

      im pretty sure the idea is that the mer cant heal people cas it would revel there location to the hunters

  • @ellacantor3495
    @ellacantor3495 4 года назад +698

    Siren "Why can't we just have a nice moment?"
    Foster mom: "Uh.. because that dude is trying to kill you"

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 4 года назад

      Ella Cantor *murderer standing over her with a knife and shes just eating popcorn*

  • @cindy3933
    @cindy3933 4 года назад +1704

    “Isn’t that kind of like naming a human baby ‘person?’”
    Well, Guy is a legitimate human name

  • @chrisdasilva7642
    @chrisdasilva7642 Год назад +151

    NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Месяц назад +2

      Well this comment definitely prepared me since I saw it before I finished the video lol thanks

  • @bananaman677
    @bananaman677 3 года назад +3380

    siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret

    • @starrysky6679
      @starrysky6679 3 года назад +177

      Relatable, except in my school it was a witch

    • @masqueradingmadam
      @masqueradingmadam 3 года назад +132

      I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard

    • @ticcitobycreepypasta6969
      @ticcitobycreepypasta6969 3 года назад +110

      Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..

    • @tanemnacar3087
      @tanemnacar3087 3 года назад +14

      trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @glitterydazezombie
      @glitterydazezombie 3 года назад +61

      Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then
      Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.

  • @pretzelqueen6528
    @pretzelqueen6528 3 года назад +6939

    wow for someone who lives in the ocean Siren’s mother sure does have her nails done well. she doesn’t come on land to see her daughter but she definitely comes up for a manicure every other week 💅

    • @dummystephenhawking7124
      @dummystephenhawking7124 3 года назад +513

      Maybe they got sealon down there i mean in Nemo they had a school so maybe a salon is possible.

    • @anarchosyndicalism2418
      @anarchosyndicalism2418 3 года назад +7

      😍🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @anarchosyndicalism2418
      @anarchosyndicalism2418 3 года назад +24

      Okay 👍

    • @alrightanimations2207
      @alrightanimations2207 2 года назад +241

      @@dummystephenhawking7124 _sealon_ that is genius

    • @lookatthissawsogoofyahh1404
      @lookatthissawsogoofyahh1404 2 года назад +77

      @@anarchosyndicalism2418 Very inspirational🙏

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 2 года назад +9835

    If you told me there was a movie where human trafficking was a plot element and the protagonist is being hunted for her blood, frequently experiences body horror, and brutally kills a man, I would not expect the movie's target audience to be 8 year old girls.

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 2 года назад +1

      Why not? Most 8 year old girls brutally kill men every day do you know that?

    • @camicoonluv7360
      @camicoonluv7360 2 года назад +677

      Same energy of a story about feral cats who often go into war and brutally murder eachother, with being shunned for not following societal values aimed towards 12 year olds

    • @mystqicc3901
      @mystqicc3901 2 года назад +63

      @@camicoonluv7360 What movie is that?

    • @superstellarkiwi4266
      @superstellarkiwi4266 2 года назад +354

      @@mystqicc3901 The book series warrior cats, they’re still kinda great even after outgrowing the target demographic

    • @mystqicc3901
      @mystqicc3901 2 года назад +43

      @@superstellarkiwi4266Thanks, I might consider checking it out. It actually sounds really cool.

  • @3cheersforvampires
    @3cheersforvampires Год назад +121

    i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy

  • @sydeeboo1413
    @sydeeboo1413 4 года назад +2319

    This movies acting makes it feel like a 4th grade role play game that you’d plan the storyline for at recess and act out at lunch

    • @mintyfr
      @mintyfr 4 года назад +51

      at my school it would be in reverse

    • @hottopicshadowtheedge8012
      @hottopicshadowtheedge8012 4 года назад +81

      Dude, this is extremely relatable for me, bad roleplaying kinda used to be my shit back then

    • @sydeeboo1413
      @sydeeboo1413 4 года назад +34

      That one DinoPants shipper dude SAME every child at my school either played soccer, handball, or role played. It was great

    • @epix4849
      @epix4849 4 года назад +9

      Yeah one time in 4th grade
      It was like ww1

    • @meygang.4748
      @meygang.4748 4 года назад +2

      So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackrabbit5155
    @jackrabbit5155 4 года назад +15137

    This movie is literally like a 10-year-old's fanfiction with a self-insert

    • @myhitta2960
      @myhitta2960 4 года назад +20

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    • @ellen301
      @ellen301 4 года назад +231

      I finally found a way to best describe this movie, thank you

    • @serenescenes18
      @serenescenes18 4 года назад +71

      @@myhitta2960 your music is trash. stop

    • @daisyviv8385
      @daisyviv8385 4 года назад +97

      Kinda like the fanfiction about Danny and Drew

    • @ffiggy
      @ffiggy 4 года назад +74

      That’s literally what I was thinking lmao I think I had this fantasy in 3rd grade

  • @gracemckinnon2111
    @gracemckinnon2111 4 года назад +2852

    Siren: Your body is 65% water
    Siren: *destroys man and leaves nothing but his clothes*
    Danny: *w h y*

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад +6

      I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried..
      ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html

    • @point4478
      @point4478 4 года назад +4

      @@diordo4109 damn bro

    • @misccats8925
      @misccats8925 4 года назад +1

      75*

    • @Leo-zd1nx
      @Leo-zd1nx 4 года назад +21

      The only part of the body that is not water is clothes

    • @-CaptainRavioli
      @-CaptainRavioli 4 года назад +3

      This was my fav part of the movie also my mom was horrified and me 2

  • @阿莫聊聊
    @阿莫聊聊 8 месяцев назад +18

    15:27 "sometimes you gotta get together with your homies and just.... *Becomes adele* OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" HELP-

  • @haiiiix3
    @haiiiix3 4 года назад +2997

    WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

    • @mlxluvs
      @mlxluvs 4 года назад +63

      LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true

    • @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE
      @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE 4 года назад +139

      Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T

    • @haiiiix3
      @haiiiix3 4 года назад +54

      Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now

    • @bandzinyojaw
      @bandzinyojaw 4 года назад +8

      I love ur name

    • @haiiiix3
      @haiiiix3 4 года назад +4

      Xeroinfather_999 thank u

  • @Vagabond_inc
    @Vagabond_inc Год назад +6963

    "Your body is made up of 65% water"
    I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 3 года назад +10756

    “So mermaids are very reluctant to heal people, but they’ll kill anyone at a moment’s notice”
    So they *are* sirens-

    • @somnodaur8064
      @somnodaur8064 3 года назад +355

      you’re onto something

    • @bluecalibrifont1401
      @bluecalibrifont1401 3 года назад +388

      Dayum that makes more sense than the entire plot of the movie

    • @amalnation4021
      @amalnation4021 3 года назад +102

      No there’s a few mermaids that are healers and others are sirens and siren is a siren

    • @song-feather1623
      @song-feather1623 3 года назад +49

      Help why did I think of an ambulance-

    • @ronorchid793
      @ronorchid793 3 года назад +6

      I love the profile pic

  • @Moldycomputer
    @Moldycomputer Месяц назад +12

    4:45 "guys my bones are getting squishy"

  • @skeppyfan1415
    @skeppyfan1415 3 года назад +4093

    Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.

  • @me982
    @me982 4 года назад +11451

    “Are they singing?”
    “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”

    • @anemocrow2080
      @anemocrow2080 4 года назад +92

      Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 года назад +40

      Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry 4 года назад +145

      @@RobbieStacks90
      Really?
      They're responsible for me and millions of others?
      Cool.

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 4 года назад +50

      @@RobbieStacks90 Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?

    • @saltedbuttercups
      @saltedbuttercups 4 года назад +86

      @@RobbieStacks90 god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.

  • @Resurrectedd
    @Resurrectedd 3 года назад +3837

    Siren: I’m a mermaid, I can heal anything.
    Adam: my bones are squishy.
    Siren: sorry I’m gonna be late for my Zumba class.

    • @daistinycat5497
      @daistinycat5497 3 года назад +159

      my bones are ✨ *squishy* ✨

    • @ye6090
      @ye6090 3 года назад +20

      PLS 😂😂😂

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 года назад +62

      @@daistinycat5497 I got my RUclipsrs mixed up and my dumbass brain said "MAKIN' IT SQUISHY!" 😭

    • @honeyicetea9492
      @honeyicetea9492 3 года назад +5

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 ASFDGGDSAC

    • @SwellSpinel
      @SwellSpinel 3 года назад +3

      HDSAHFDHS

  • @FinandDandy
    @FinandDandy Год назад +25

    21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 года назад +3693

    I like how Adam’s dad doesn’t bother even trying to pretend to be a welcoming/understanding person when he meets Siren. It’s like he’s thinking, “This girl’s lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn’t have friends! And people throw rocks at me all the time, never at my window!”

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 года назад +79

      I love this comment

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 2 года назад +183

      "a girl???? befriending my son???? nonsense. he will have no friends."

    • @alextheegg6653
      @alextheegg6653 2 года назад +22

      My dad if he was that man: "This girl's lying through her teeth, everyone knows my son doesn't have friends!"

  • @bewu._.
    @bewu._. 2 года назад +5220

    I love how “my bones are getting squishy” has become an inside joke throughout other videos on his channel

  • @edenreyes292
    @edenreyes292 4 года назад +6529

    Siren: *is named siren*
    Me: So like the mermaid thingy
    Danny, an intellectual: Like the ambulance

  • @l0velif3
    @l0velif3 Год назад +78

    “he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂

  • @alyxluvss
    @alyxluvss 4 года назад +1388

    adam: comes to beach
    adam’s dad: looking disapprovingly
    “ a d a m “

    • @whiterblue5960
      @whiterblue5960 4 года назад +34

      *my my, poo poo*

    • @justadaiisy
      @justadaiisy 4 года назад

      Omg lmao

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 4 года назад +4

      I read that in that dude's voice thank you for translating that iconic vine so well!

    • @diordo4109
      @diordo4109 4 года назад

      My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone
      I love everysingle supporter !

    • @aigulbolot
      @aigulbolot 4 года назад

      .-. ._.

  • @lizducharme6219
    @lizducharme6219 4 года назад +2403

    Danny’s off-brand “grandma with asthma” poster is sENDING ME

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 4 года назад +5

      Liz Bane i commented the same thingg

    • @josiedrew4966
      @josiedrew4966 4 года назад +37

      I thought that was a picture of him drinking a glass of milk but now i see

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 4 года назад +8

      Sending you where?

    • @Rawrxdfr
      @Rawrxdfr 4 года назад +1

      Liz Bane YES.

    • @wistful4684
      @wistful4684 4 года назад +1

      Josie Drew omg same

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 4 года назад +4806

    "your body is made of 65% water!"
    **Makes 100% of him disappear**

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 8 месяцев назад +12

    The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder

  • @methane_melvin
    @methane_melvin 4 года назад +6147

    Let’s all appreciate that Adam’s bones are so brittle that they broke when he fell on sand

    • @arlaratman862
      @arlaratman862 4 года назад +125

      Winston Tingle don’t worry, he got healed

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 года назад +513

      Mermaids be like: *AHHHHHHH*
      Child: I live

    • @djmonaco39
      @djmonaco39 4 года назад +278

      as someone with bone deficiency, that would not break my bones

    • @bri-eh2fu
      @bri-eh2fu 4 года назад +354

      They were getting squishy that's why they broke.

    • @purrfectcreations8667
      @purrfectcreations8667 4 года назад +55

      He fell into the person he was trying to protect from being hit so instead while also pushing the person out of the way he got hit instead.

  • @tasha4112
    @tasha4112 4 года назад +15160

    Siren: I want my REAL mom
    The woman who literally raised her ever since she was a baby while her birth giver was hiding from Mr Brittle Bones Senior: 😐

    • @kaibai2636
      @kaibai2636 4 года назад +805

      Mr Brittle Bones Senior XD

    • @Trinityyy73
      @Trinityyy73 4 года назад +65

      lol

    • @dinopines9191
      @dinopines9191 4 года назад +140

      Facts ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 года назад +72

      I cackling

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 года назад +679

      She’s not even her legal guardian anymore
      Siren’s adoptive mother is her legal guardian
      This is just consensual kidnapping Siren was just like I’m gonna go yeet off with my birth mom and then immediately left

  • @krokikrumpsun624
    @krokikrumpsun624 4 года назад +10721

    this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11

  • @bobbyjacksmack1003
    @bobbyjacksmack1003 11 месяцев назад +34

    Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.

  • @fried_infant895
    @fried_infant895 4 года назад +885

    “Your forgetting one thing your body is made 65% water”
    Sounds like a full metal alchemist scene

  • @thefellamachinima
    @thefellamachinima 2 года назад +9801

    This movie is clearly an allegory for puberty. We all remember puberty when we'd change and those effects would last forever and our legs would fuse together into one giant tail and we'd kill people. Just turn them into nothingness. Disintegrate them. Fond memories.

    • @mylovergrrrrrl
      @mylovergrrrrrl 2 года назад +318

      this comment is so unrealistic. nobody had fond memories of puberty

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 2 года назад +3

      @Jimmy Jim "Don't make me turn u into laundry" is my new go-to insult.
      Before that, it was "You're not invited to my birthday party" and before that it was "y̹͎̓̑̃͢ȏ̖̟̊u̡͚̓̍ ̢̩̽̆h̺̹̹̐̀͐ǎ̛͇̜v̝͓̺̏̑̕ĕ̳̮̥̉͌ ̠̩͗͞m̡̹͔͊͆̾a̰̠̿̇d̞̟̿́e̬̞͞͡ ̝̼̱̆̏̏a̬̤̓̆ ͖̂̾͢g̬̻̥̃͒̉r͙̩̎͡a͖̦͒̀͋͜v̨͖͊́ę̯̱́̀̕ ̢̮͘͠ṁ̡̻̚ȋ̢̢͡s̼͇͒̏t̬̤̜͐́̌à̡͚͂̀͜ḵ̢̇̈́e̘̲̓̐ ̡͍́̀b̯̲͙̃͂̕y̨̡͚͐́͡ ̉͘͢͜a͚̻̜͠͡͞n͖͋̇͢g̠̦͕͐̐́ẽ̻̥̿ṙ̨͇̊i̗͕̮̒͞͞n͉̫̂̏̕͜g̦͍͉̒̿̊ ̬̱̼͋͑̽m̧͙̹͌͑̚e̩͚͛͐͘͢,̡̺̌͋ ͚͂̈́͢ḿ̧͉͠ó̖̅͟ṟ̺̅̋t̖̲̲̎̈́̉a̞̼̦̋̓̚ḽ̳̅̉"

    • @cheese1358
      @cheese1358 2 года назад +72

      good times, good times

    • @carlybarker6180
      @carlybarker6180 2 года назад +164

      ah i remember being so excited for the day when my legs finally fused together in the bathtub and then it happened and i realized it was fucking gross… memories

    • @PotassiumCat6163
      @PotassiumCat6163 2 года назад +31

      We’ve all been there

  • @idkmychannelname5916
    @idkmychannelname5916 3 года назад +4689

    “At night my bones are squishy”
    I just just imagine his lifeless corpse rolling off the bed to get a cup of water in the middle of the night

    • @universalpower419
      @universalpower419 3 года назад +163

      Lifeless corpse? Where can I see a living corpse? :0

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 года назад +23

      @@universalpower419 gg gg

    • @freddies_left_toe3132
      @freddies_left_toe3132 3 года назад +43

      LMFAO! i just tried to imagine this and im dying🤠

    • @somoshubers9263
      @somoshubers9263 3 года назад +14

      NOOOOOOOO 😂😂

    • @libeflu
      @libeflu 3 года назад +37

      In the morning: glass man
      At noon: normal man
      But at night: ...octopus man!! 🐙

  • @Springtrap_goes_to_jail
    @Springtrap_goes_to_jail Год назад +55

    11:09 rare footage of the crying child

  • @fruty_m0nster_c4n22
    @fruty_m0nster_c4n22 3 года назад +4667

    “Your made of 65% water”
    Oh, is she gonna blood bend him? Like from Avatar?
    *Melts him*
    Wh- Eh?

  • @suzevdh6790
    @suzevdh6790 4 года назад +25078

    This movie looks like it’s written by 11 year old me writing wattpad stories

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 4 года назад +855

      100% I would have written this when I was 14

    • @kitcat9038
      @kitcat9038 4 года назад +107

      Yeah...

    • @dragonfruiity
      @dragonfruiity 4 года назад +904

      Lmaooo don't forget the "guys it's not a self insert I just designed the main character exactly like me"

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 года назад +396

      Yea I wouldve written this when I was 9, that's when I watched the shit outta H2O

    • @mbunnyj7051
      @mbunnyj7051 4 года назад +338

      The ONE difference from literal mermaid-self-insert fanfiction is that the tail isn't "Sparkling, bright, and beautiful," at first. It's like, really gross. But hey, going against the stereotype? Maybe? Nah, still nasty.

  • @sarahedwards4747
    @sarahedwards4747 4 года назад +1070

    Why is nobody talking about how Adam told his dad who the mermaid was? And then helps her escape afterwards? This movie makes no sense

    • @shart8008
      @shart8008 4 года назад +101

      fr! adam was a whole snitch smh

    • @cwazykitten7806
      @cwazykitten7806 4 года назад +13

      Your pfp is nice. Count Olaf try to burn your house down yet?

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 4 года назад +6

      Wait I just wanna compliment your amazing profile photo, Veeery fancy doilies.

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад +5

      love the pfp

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 4 года назад +1

      I think he wanted to let his dad know there was hope, but not want harm to come to siren so he saved her, hoping his dad would give her a chance to try to heal him without taking her blood

  • @darkangelaubrey
    @darkangelaubrey 2 месяца назад +8

    23:50 I'd been expecting some blood-bending sort of thing or just making the guy collapse, not just outright killing the man. Wtf.

  • @GrandCorsair
    @GrandCorsair 2 года назад +3562

    So she not even going to have like a "holy shit I just murdered a man!" moment? She didnt even hesitate either. I think this might be the start of a terrifying future for this town.

    • @GoldenFenrir
      @GoldenFenrir 2 года назад +139

      AND IN SUCH A GRUESOME DISTURBING WAY TOO

    • @ryanweeks6118
      @ryanweeks6118 2 года назад +106

      She really just tore a man apart and acted like it was fine lol

    • @dove-august
      @dove-august 2 года назад +84

      12 year old girls be like that

    • @I_Im_Over_There
      @I_Im_Over_There 2 года назад +35

      Well she is called siren

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings 2 года назад +35

      I mean the guy did show signs of uhh having questionable actions to kids

  • @MrZootcat
    @MrZootcat 3 года назад +1753

    This strikes me as a metaphor for "So Sally, now that you've come of age, your body will go through changes and creepy men will start coming out of the woodwork to prey on you and stick you with their spears."

    • @novemberiscoolithink
      @novemberiscoolithink 3 года назад +163

      so, you did word this as badly as possible, right? it's not just me? ok.

    • @heyits_joanna
      @heyits_joanna 3 года назад +58

      oh no

    • @full-timelesbian1075
      @full-timelesbian1075 3 года назад +41

      oh f-

    • @Yummypoison0
      @Yummypoison0 3 года назад +28

      @@novemberiscoolithink Kinda late but made perfect sense to me yo, read it again lol

    • @woffyreal
      @woffyreal 3 года назад +23

      @@Yummypoison0 not that kind of bad wording

  • @ClassyCorgi
    @ClassyCorgi 4 года назад +1697

    Why is the audio in this movie so weird, every line of dialogue said outside sounds like it was recorded in a tiny bathroom

    • @gracefowler8859
      @gracefowler8859 4 года назад +32

      ClassyCorgi I’m pretty sure it’s a low production movie, so that’s mostly why it sucks.. 😂

    • @mooncrash2344
      @mooncrash2344 4 года назад +1

      In*

    • @rinkorinko9969
      @rinkorinko9969 4 года назад +5

      I mean ... that sounds pretty accurate

  • @pepitocovid-91
    @pepitocovid-91 8 месяцев назад +14

    I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn

    • @CANDIxp
      @CANDIxp 8 месяцев назад +3

      Dam this is just my comfort video 😅

    • @siennadarrell
      @siennadarrell 8 месяцев назад +4

      Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 4 месяца назад

      2019-2021 Danny was peak

  • @magnoliayost9216
    @magnoliayost9216 4 года назад +1737

    “i’m a high schooler wearing size 13 nike’s MENS 13 nike’s, beat that.” “guys my bones are getting squishy.”

    • @marshmallow927
      @marshmallow927 4 года назад +27

      I understood that reference

    • @magnoliayost9216
      @magnoliayost9216 4 года назад +8

      RyujiFanForReal good

    • @trksi6698
      @trksi6698 4 года назад +4

      Jelly Bean cfycycgycygcyvhbhgvgv(gfthfvg

    • @jaydengilbert5964
      @jaydengilbert5964 4 года назад +8

      Girl this needs more likes,I’m *DYING* of laughter

    • @trksi6698
      @trksi6698 4 года назад +1

      :3 Jayden Gilbert lolo

  • @sussyimpostor6158
    @sussyimpostor6158 4 года назад +4532

    Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +4628

    Danny: second on trending
    Drew: third on trending
    wE aRe NoT tHe SaMe PeRsOn

    • @Salma-cf4dj
      @Salma-cf4dj 4 года назад +60

      Kris R-K James Charles busting down the door: hEy SiSteRzzzZzZZ we’re tWiNZzzzzzz

    • @ryanbell3945
      @ryanbell3945 4 года назад +15

      @@Salma-cf4dj lol deadasss

    • @dormanricha
      @dormanricha 4 года назад +1

      20th sub you have to update your youtube description now

    • @brettnissen99
      @brettnissen99 4 года назад

      I AM

    • @iristorres4176
      @iristorres4176 4 года назад

      Oh

  • @hithere5136
    @hithere5136 2 месяца назад +7

    24:04 big Percy Jackson in Tartarus with Akhlys vibes

  • @Virgilz_
    @Virgilz_ 4 года назад +2728

    “Are they singing?”
    “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”

    • @calliahrawls4396
      @calliahrawls4396 4 года назад +121

      *home depot theme intensifies*

    • @jaketheaiz0946
      @jaketheaiz0946 4 года назад +35

      No sweetie there installing windows xp

    • @pusheenlover7223
      @pusheenlover7223 4 года назад +20

      *Empire theme song intensefies too*

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 года назад +10

      @@calliahrawls4396
      It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store

    • @calliahrawls4396
      @calliahrawls4396 4 года назад +2

      @@Dgero yes i love that

  • @nerdorama009
    @nerdorama009 4 года назад +914

    Danny: "They're so selfish."
    Me: "More like *shellf-*"
    Danny: "They're so...shellfish."
    Me: *cheering irl*

    • @jelissalewis
      @jelissalewis 4 года назад +1

      nerdorama009 they’re so shallow 🙄

  • @seal5783
    @seal5783 3 года назад +4225

    “Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 года назад +218

      Creepus Deletus

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 3 года назад +46

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that

    • @dharrison89
      @dharrison89 3 года назад +111

      That means siren wants to breathe and love you

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 3 года назад +77

      @@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭

    • @oldacocimt3
      @oldacocimt3 3 года назад +31

      The other 40% is his clothes