The Jeremy Renner App (w/ Drew Gooden)
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[post redacted] unlock post for $47
they sure are Danny
1:16 The fact that I'm just now realizing after 3 years that the two of them were saying 'Hawkeye' and not 'Hot guy' is so fucking funny to me. Deadass can't belive I never realized😭
Did… did you just made me realize that AFTER 3 YEAR?!?!? …I find out from the comments. 💀
wait what the fuck fr?????????
DBSHHSHAB I THOUGHT THE SAME THING UNTIL LAST YEAR OMG
That’s ok! You’re just a goodtimeswithscar fan now 😂
THEY'RE SAYING HAWKEYE?????
i like how we've all agreed that this is a universal comfort video. it's nearly 5 am and i'm watching this because i couldn't sleep, but now i am truly at peace thinking about this now deleted jeremy renner app
yes!! idk why even tho it has so much of them yelling it's so comforting
@@wildberryaj the christmas mail video yes!! it's so good for sleep idk how
Pretty much ALL of the Danny and Drew collabs are comfort videos for me, including the occasional ones with Kurtis In them.
I'm convinced that Drew and Danny inspired the insurrection that happened on the app before it got deleted
Same
"Are we gonna date Justin Bieber? Isn't he married?"
Aren't you both married?
Caro FC yeah to Justin Bieber
it cancels out
@@Sam-wr7kg yeah
If you have a chance to date Justin Bieber, you take it.
Oh I’m sure that their wives are okay with it. 😂
Drew, saying that his music was like “if a marvel actor covered an imagine dragons song” was a
PERFECT.
description.
I actually thought Jeremy Renner was the singer for Imagine Dragons.
Liam 9001 never disrespect Dan Reynolds like that ever again
Reynolds isn't a very good vocalist@@riley9183
this video is what having a hyperfixation feels like
If a third party made a jerma app theyd make so much money that twitch page has autistics stuffed tohether like sardines
Literally
omg right
I'm having a hyperfixation on guns right now, and this video is what it feels like
real
The sentence "Did he do much? No, but he was there" basically sums up my entire existence in a nutshell
Can heavily relate
It hurts to admit, but I relate.
i dont like your profile picture
@@liverskins that's fair, it's quite an old drawing 👍👍
just like me fr 😩💀🔥💯
Jeremy Renner does not sound like a name anymore. It’s now just Jeremy Renner
It has become a state of being.
Jeremy Renner
(Past Tense: Jeremy Renner)
Definition: Jeremy Renner
Synonyms: Hawkeye
Antonym:
*Robert Downey Jr.*
Germany Renter
j e r e m y r e n n e r
why is that so scarily true
So my rather neutral opinion of Jeremy Renner has gone down.
@aaronsdavis try again lmao
You mean up, I’m a super fan now
@aaronsdavis you can edit comments
@@fungling7982 r/woooosh
why? im genuinely asking because i don't really get whats all that bad about the app, as ridiculous as it is lol
The fact that both Danny and Drew weren't thrown off by the fact that the Justin bieber app first asked pretty women to join then asked for a picture without permission is so stupidly hilarious
Yeah that part made me side eye that app 🤨🤔
We can't forget Danny and Drew are the *most* pretty women on planet earth
I love how it says that sexy girls or justin beiber fans could go on a date with him, which implies that sexy girls would want to date him even if they weren't a fan of him
It also implies that male fans could go on a date with him, yay pride
yeah it's incredibly like creepy of that app to be all "hey sexy girls pls download" and then have just NO privacy. not even a "hey can we pls access your camera" to pretend to be legit with
@@fivebatsinatrenchcoat EULA :D
I got Eula on her banner recently 😆
(I know, nothing to do with a weird app)
anyone else think it’s absolutely terrifying that an app that specifically asks for “sexy girls” to download it doesn’t ask for photo permissions???
ew omg ur so right
Not really /lh
"She's still stuck in that well" was so random that Danny couldn't even go along with the joke without breaking character. I love these two.
@V_0_l_c_a_n_0 2000 Same :D
Hecking Bamboozled 1000th like :’)
Oh so that’s what he said 😭😭
whats the time stamp?
@@lorraine7188 8:04
*Breaking news: Florida man unicycles to Danny Gonzalez's house to complain about Jeremy Renner*
Idk seems legit
WOW REALLY!?
lili stuff YEAH!!!!!
It’s funny because he’s LITERALLY a Florida man. Except he doesn’t exactly fit the part...kinda
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
I love how the app description tells you about Jeremy Renner, like you would actively seek out this app with no idea who he was
Off topic, but Danny's genuine laugh is absolutely adorable
Edit: "oH aSsiSTaNt!"
frrr
@@anjali5741 yesss
@Anjali theres is no way people think that shit is adorable 💀
theres is no way people think that shitty laugh is adorable 💀
it is
Breaking News: Florida man unicycles through hurricane to reach home
Can't wait to hear all the FL Man Hurricane stories soon
I think I’ve gone insane laughing at this comment 😂
Ok
Drew is a man? K.... thought he was dat boi. With that unicycle and all.
@@mattatk92 Same.
From the BBC,
“The app was shut down soon after Renner posted his message.
In his apology, he said anyone who had bought some of the app's own-brand currency in the past 90 days would be refunded.”
So Drew will be refunded lol
But Drew didn't pay for the stars in the past 90 days, so in other words he won't be refunded.
@@elikayle3624 incorrect, he will b refunded cos it was in the past 90 days
@@intisarchauhan5411 Oh wait, I read the comment wrong. Srry
@@elikayle3624 no worries lol
Will he lmao
12:02 Drews smirk when Danny is talking about who would spend money on the app 💀
I dont want to ruin the 666 🤗
@@crwmother1576Don’t worry, I did 😈
I hope the money that Drew gave to Jeremy can pay his hospital bill from the snow plow accident.
Yeah I just read an article about how he's possibly will never walks again and although it's sad what happened to him my mind immediately went to this video🤣🤦🏻♀️
i'm so glad i'm not the only person thinking back to this video after seeing stuff about his accident (and for some reason i found it funny)
He is rich enough to pay US medical bills and take a medical retirement.
That is a blessing. The majority of people in his situation would be worrying about medical debt and how to work to survive, and stress worsens physical illness and injury.
It's expensive to be disabled and chronically ill in this country.
Source: am a poor disabled US American
@@janeeyre1990 yeah rich people got it good 😭
LMFAOOOO
My kid in 2030: Mom how did you meet dad?
Me: Well it all stared when I downloaded the Jeremy Renner App
😂
The how I met your mother reboot sounds great
🤣👌
*Staring intensifies*
I'm not joking I'm wheezing-
the best part about drew saying “marvel 3” is that the third avengers is infinity war. the literal only avengers movie jeremy renner wasn’t in.
i didn't realise he wasn't on that movie hahah
@@vhenan that's how significant his presence is in all the movies he was in
@@rodsaghosh7208 yet they lost when he wasn't there
That part was so funny!!
@@marvingonzalez8586 What's he gonna do, throw his bow at Thanos???
The "DAMMIT FAAAACK DELETE THE APP" is my single favorite Danny and Drew moment on this entire website that Drew created.
7:15
I watched that video so often, I now kniw exactly when thst moment happens and I instictively turn down my volume^^
i was watching this when jeremy got into the snow plow accident so i feel like i caused it
This has me weeping oh my gosh ☠️‼️
LMFAO
BRUH 😭
BROOKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@@kellygreen7236 IM SORRY KELLY
Wait I thought this was a joke app...Jeremy Renner really made this...wtf
Jeremy Renner was kinda ruined for me lol
He scares me now
Maddie B. honestly i kinda love it??? such a power play??????
Knowing the type of person Jeremy is, he did this to troll people
He's not even that famous
"Oh no, just a bunch of texts from my wife"
"She's still stuck in that well?"
UNDERAPRECIATED JOKE
I liked how Danny tried to play along but it took him by surprise so he had to laugh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA0A0AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA
What?
Alex Covington was it a reference to another video or just them being random lol I’m so confused
I don’t understand this joke and it makes me wanna be together sad
11:30 will never fail to make me laugh. Danny convolutedly explaining how vision works and then Drew just saying, “We want your eyeballs to eat our skin” is just hilarious
I like to think Laura and Amanda were on a girl's night out while Danny and Drew were filming this and Amanda got that email being like "Oh my god, what the hell is this" and then they proceeded to talk about how weird their husbands are for an hour
i love this😭
if you're a popular youtuber's significant other you get added to a giant group chat where you can complain about the weird shit your partner is saying to the camera in the other room
or at least that's my headcanon
@@mammoneymelon nice pfp
What if we kissed in our matching Jeremy Renner costumes? Haha JK....
Unless.
😳
I’m crying 😂😂
The content we want
Porygon Porygon-Z Porygon2 Ribombee ah, i see youre a man of culture as well
“Just kidding”
You guys are fools , you are making Jeremy more powerful ..... I once foolishly liked a photo 100 times , and he personally came to my house and devoured my mother . His power is unstoppable .
Jeremy fucking Renner
krux3nn ftw I mean if he will come to my house...
krux3nn ftw i liked his photo 1000 times and he made my city sink into the ground
He is... inevitable.
I'm so jealous 😥
"this is my comfort video" this is not just your comfort video. this is OUR comfort video
Revisiting this video after Jeremy Renner got run over by a snowplow.
okay but why did i not know that until from this COMMENT WHAT THE HELL ???? HE BROKE 30 FUCKING BONES?????????
I feel so bad for him but also the second I heard about the accident I said "BUT THE LEGACY OF JEREMY RENNER APP?!" VERY loud to my father who just looked at me like 🤨
@@Batmantherealbatman 💀💀
So the Jeremy Renner App shut down because of a "sudden wave of internet trolls". I read some news articles but none of them mentioned Danny and Drew. We know better though.
Ruined 499 likes
One of them was Stefan Heck from Go Off Kings, you can see one of his comment at 16:28
That's funny but also actually kind of awful
The soft-scary part of the internet...
@@mannequia8294 but he basically just used it to get fans to give him money! All the articles on it were like "the app was too wholesome to exist in this world" when it was literally just a money-making exercise. Drew got bloody scammed!
i love how there’s actual fans on the jeremy renner app complaining about this video LMAO
Really
KAKA
you're one of them aren't u
😂
ayana omg yes
I just fucking realized why Jeremy looked so familiar, he looks like my ex boyfriend that pissed on my shoe on our third date, and now I’ll never un see that
yup sounds like jeremy
Plot twist, it was Jeremy Renner.
@@yourmom82607explains why I haven’t seen him since the plow incident...
@@mikebakster2540the w h a t
Hol up
because of you, our beloved Jeremy has been in a snow plow accident. I hope youre happy.
im crying at this
LMAOOOO
🤗
@@annoyingkid48promoting all weekend
You can’t tell me that Jeremy Renner can go home every night, tuck himself in and turn off the light- to then fall asleep knowing that THAT app is in the AppStore.
I'd wager he has no idea the app exists,it looks like the classic scam app.
@@thisiscait It's so shady but he made that video introducing it, idk
@@cathiz3387 shiiii u right dawg, the audio was a little ahead of the video too
I mean I don’t think he has promoted the app at all, so that means he has no idea that this app exists.
A deep fake or just ripped an intro to his snapchat.... It's been out since 2017. The company producing it, escapex limited, has just repeated the same formula and mass-produced it for a bunch of B grade actors and comedians.... The money would be going to the company that's listed it, not Renner.
Apparently this app shut down and Jeremy said anyone who bought stars in the past 90 days would get a refund, so I wonder if Drew got his $46.99 back?
rpandya97
Someone should find a way to ask him.
I think he could, but who really wants to call up Apple support and ask for a refund for the stars they bought on the recently shut-down Jeremy Renner app?
I wonder if that includes the stars he already used though
@@JBC352 Maybe. Because he still bought all of the stars. It said how many he bought, not how many are in his account.
•SweetTea• True, but the scammy feel of the app makes me think Jeremy’s gonna try to keep as much money as he can... I think only the people who actually spent money on his vanity app can tell us for sure 😅
i think if you put a g*n to my head and told me to recite this entire script word for word, i could
2:35 ble-break
6:47 let danny and drew be jeremy lee renner for halloween!
7:25 no shower videos :(
8:02 laura’s still stuck in the well
11:36 😥
11:49 😰
12:05 drew waiting to reveal he spent $47 on the app
15:33 danny looking like he wants to die while drew rocks out
16:01 oh my GAWD!
18:25 🖕
18:46 danny aggressively nodding
20:08 danny and drew’s amazing laughing
20:19 part 2
20:49 part 3
21:37 great danny face
22:34 drew’s face and the background music
YES THANK YOU I was searching for a comment about Drew’s face at the end
This whole time, I thought when Drew said “Hey Guy” he was making a joke, but he was talking to one guy...his favorite guy...Jeremy Renner
Omg😭😂😂😂
jeremy renner is.... inevitable
@@satorinotfound let's be real you weren't actually laughing that hard
Bunny Funny Rat 🐀 damn let the person laugh like there’s no tomorrow
@@whokilledlizarra367 but I didn't say they couldn't laugh I'm just saying they most likely were not laughing that hard or maybe even not at all also there was no need for that rat emoji
I met my wife on the Jeremy Renner app, thank you for bringing this to the public attention
does your wife happen to be Jeremy Renner?
@@theorange7564 yes
Congrats! Match made in Jeremy Renner Heaven.
Did Jeremy Renner write this comment
Don’t do that. Don’t give us hope
i haven’t laughed so hard since you scrolled down to the email you sent Amanda and the border was still around JB
same, it’s my favorite moment from the video and it gets me every time 😭🤣
Man I hope Jeremy Renner is okay he hasn't updated the app ever since the accident
Is everybody ignoring that drew gooden is officially jeremy renner’s #1 fan
Ruby
nobody cries
the #1 fan is different on each photo so I think he is only the #1 fan of that photo
@@evebroadbent7125 correcto
Who's jeremy renner, all I kno is drew gooden
I literally choked when Drew said he spent $47💀and you're telling me Jeremey Renner genuinely knows about and endorses this app I can't
he made it 😂
NotMN 420th like! Because I don’t know what Jeremy.R was smoking when he came up with this...
@@OmegaRejectz Just so you know that's not how ownership works. He owns the app regardless. Creating doesn't equal ownership. One doesn't influence the other. People own things that others make and people make things that others own all the time.
Walmart owns the clothing they pay to have made in China - the makers (Not Walmart - different company) only make a tiny fraction of the money Walmart makes from selling the merch. People own animals, houses, pictures, RUclips channels/websites/apps, medicine, etc. The app is his either way because he is the reason it exists. That's why it's correct to say "_____ made it" regardless.
Danni Masters Studio He didn’t make the app, he just owns it. They are two seperate things.
"If you don't want to hang out with me after I drove all the way here on my unicycle from Florida, then I can unicycle my way back home😡" Lives in my head rent free ( 0:52 )
i’ve seen this video so many times now i recite that line with him
danny and drew laughing at an edited picture of them still never fails to make me laugh, even after 2/3 years
Fan: *writes out 52 pages of why they love Jeremy renner*
Jeremy renner: 🙃
"Busy promoting this weekend."
👌
"k"
🤗
haha!😜😇
I just realized this app is basically Jeremy Renner's onlyfans.
But no nudes :(
Greenpanda the fu-
@@greenpanda4001 no bussy closeups or feet ( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ )
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"He was there."
....Weirdly the perfect summary, especially for his stint on SNL. Specifically the Avengers skit.
this was the beginning catalyst to Drew buying random useless garbage
Can’t believe Jeremy Renner invented Onlyfans
underrated comment
Holy shit you’re right
*Oh my god*
Really?
hahahaha
I’ve heard the words Jeremy renner so much in the last 20 minutes his name doesn’t sound real anymore
Play the game in the description..
Poo
This is called semantic satiation and can happen with pretty much any word. Repeat it long enough and it feels like it doesn't mean anything anymore.
@@Idontliveformyself mkay
Idontliveformyself that’s neat
15:17 Jeremy Renner singing. I'm not sure why, but I find this clip insanely funny.
OMG that's my favorite part! 😂 I keep rewatching it because it's so funny! Can't believe no one else has mentioned it.
the jeremy renner app must be going crazy right now
Do they know?
Didn't it get shut down 😭
....I'm so sorry
it shut down
Ah yes....
G
GRE
The fastest growing army on RUclips.
Wrong. The fastest army on RUclips, not the fastest growing.
RUclips? I think you mean the world
Don't look that up
@@alicemoffat does that mean they're all really fast and win all the battles because they move too fast to be shot and can ambush they're enemies real quick
@ßößä Tëä its a joke, danny accidentally said "fastest army" in this video lol
btw love ur name and ur pfp xD
Boba tea x tae = boba tae
"When you download the Jeremy Renner app -"
"WHICH YOU WILL."
Well, that didn't age well.
Music is beautiful it no longer exists lol
beautiful Jeremy Renner deleted the app. 😂
Why are you guys happy about him deleting the app? I don't think he knew about the scams because he refunded everyone who bought stars in the last 90 days. And in light of new information from EscapeX, the app was designed to be a safe place for their celebrity. As in if he/she got bad press, and they went on another social media site then got attacked. They were able to go onto their app to get support and encouragement from people that will stick with them through those rough times. *500 other celebrities* have apps just like this. After people were getting bullied and trolled from this app, he shut it down because it then became like any other social media site. So like are you guys just happy about ruining someone's safe spot? Or like what. Because with all the hate that Jeremy Renner and his fans are getting, it honestly makes me very ashamed to be a Greg rn. Yeah, the video was rly good. But like just bc they make a vid abt something, doesn't give you the right to go out and attack him and his fans for it. Like we shouldn't be doing that.
Now yes, a plus from the app would be you can profit from it. Whether it be from getting stars, or unlocking new features. Again, *500 other celebrities* have apps just like this that they do profit from. But that's like almost any other app. So we shouldn't be singling him out for it. And he did refund them.
So like ig all I'm saying is to stop with all this hate and just leave them all alone. It may be a just a joke for you, but for others it's not and they go and harass him and his fans. So just please stop.
*Thank you for listening to my TedTalk.*
@@zay-ft5ts I can't tell if this is a joke, but holy shit you just typed a goddamn essay on a funny comment
@@zay-ft5ts But.. no one in this thread was attacking him..? Did you comment on the wrong post?
It is in times like these that we need this app the most
The way he says “I got mine from Curtis Lepore” at 8:40 is so funny to me for some reason. It kills me every time.
GRᴳE : the fastest growing army on the internet
family*
hA
elixir that’s what we are
Meme.queen93 MA’AM WE ARE A ARMY A FAMILY BUT NOT A FANDOM
Luna Toons touché.
The Justin Bieber dating app makes me think it’s an app for creeps to get pictures of girls and I think it’s funny how the only people who used the app are two random white guys
You watch clone high?
@@scoldedegg yeah i think u can tell
Wait wut? How is it to get pictures of little kids who apparently want to be as cool as jb? 💀
@@scoldedegg lol i just saw this, indeed i do
@@narutospersona426 ok so u know how when u take a picture on ur phone camera it saves it to ur albums? basically like that, i mean its already sketch bcuz they don't ask for access to ur camera
It's been 4 years, and I'm beyond embarrassed because I only just realized that Drew was calling Jeremy "hawkeye" not a "hot guy"...
XDDDD
My heart goes out to Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez during this difficult time. Praying for a safe and speedy recovery for Jeremy Renner.
I’d like to think that this video is the sole reason why the app is now being taken down
Rose D woah no more Jeremy rennet? That’s wack
Sameeeee
As soon as I found out the app closed down I thought back to this video lol
If you did your research you know it was taken down because of trolls pretending to be him that started before this video what really makes me angry is Greg is supposed to be a family yet you guys were extremely rude to the people in that app I was ashamed to be a Greg
Same!
When you accidentally open Instagram instead of the official Jeremy Renner app🤦♀️🙄
Aw man, I hate when that happens!
Relatable
fool
#relatable 😔😔😔
Basically the app is just two things
1) ripoff of instagram
2) scam(?)
Nice try, boys, we know it was you driving that snow plow
good lord
izzzyzzz just put out a video on this and I immediately came here after lol
Same lol
Same
just came from that video 😭
fr
omg same
When you’re arguing that Hawkeye should’ve died instead of Natasha and someone disagrees, show them this app
Polarity Reversed I feel like it would’ve been too mean lol. he already had a pretty sucky deal being dumb ol hawkeye while everybody else got to be doing super cool stuff
@@Ghost-wy3iw That's acting for you. Get paid millions of dollars to die.
But! Mr Hawkguy is the greatest and he should never die
You’re Breathtaking! He should
@@Ghost-wy3iw Plus ya know, his whole family dying on him and when they were brought back to their dad being dead.
Jeremy Renner has the energy of just eternally sitting at a bar and eating buffalo wings, not even necessarily getting drinks just wings
i dont cry
im cackling cause i can see it so clearly
@@folddealfeal2740 bars
Sipping on a single beer and finishing half of it in 3 hours and 12 minutes then going home to his very white but chill enough family.
Ik this is a joke, but you should c him with the rest of the Avengers cast in the videos on yt. Seriously, the ones with Paul Rudd and him are literally the best and are hilarious. And it might seem like he has like no energy in anything bc he has “resting murder face”.
Here you go: ruclips.net/video/BVoXgn8DtgY/видео.html
And FYI, I am truly Greg, but I’m also a HUGE marvel fan whose fav character is Hawkeye, and I like love the whole cast so like...🤷🏻♀️
For anyone who uses this video to fall asleep like me - there are no loud noises after 7:37 so jump to there
considering what happened recently ik its wild in the jeremy renner app💀
Make it past level 2 and you’re legally Jeremy Renner
@Matthew Rotondi make it past level 2000 and you're legally the soul stone
Matthew Rotondi haha thanks for playing along 😊
Make it past level 20,000 and you’re legally scammed
And make it to level 5 and your legally dolifan man and Jeremy Renners “BEST FRIEND”
@@beansbeans5695 Make it to level 10 and you are legally Varlie
ive heard ‘jeremy renner’ so much in this video it doesn’t even sound like words anymore
whataniceduck ! Lmaooo
It ended up sounding like jeraee reno to me
Tudfuddtidtu
But it’s not a word
At this point I only hear Jerny æner
Rewatching this and paying attention to the comments on Jeremy Renner’s posts is actually amazing 😭
Guy at 16:31 really just had to get it out I guess
i thought i was the only one that noticed 😭
hey! i really like your guys' content so i decided to try to go to EVERY TOUR LOCATION ON YOUR TOUR!!! i did that, and it was a blast, one thing i will say about your show is that i really liked the running gag where you would have the manager of the location come out and tell me "oh those guys? they were here like 4 years ago what the fuck are you doing here?" 10/10 show!!!!
😭
i’m so impressed that is a feat of human strength
LMAO *HOW* did Danny and Drew miss the comment under Jeremy’s post at 16:29!
cheri618 the only reason I’m going through comments right now is to see if anyone else noticed this
Hahaha I was about to post the same thing.
Oh my God
AHAHAHAHA
LMAO
Okay so I saw a comment saying "Take a shot for every time Jeremy Renner is said in this video." I was bored and I wanted to know how much alcohol that would be. The average shot size in the US is between 1.25 and 1.5 fluid ounces, so I took the average of that to get 1.375. Jeremy Renner was said 82 times in the video, meaning that that would be 112.75 fluid ounces of alcohol. I'll assume that we're drinking shots of vodka, and the average vodka has about 40% alcohol content. This works out to 45.1 fluid ounces of alcohol. My next question is, would this give you alcohol poisoning? You know what, it definitely would. Let's just see if it would kill a person. So, it takes 5 to 8g/kg of alcohol to kill an adult. Converting fluid ounces to grams, we get roughly 1334 grams. That is nearly 3 pounds of alcohol. Assuming that you're a roughly average person of 60 kg, we get 22 grams per kilogram of alcohol. Even if we assume it would take the upper end of the lethal dose to kill you, that is enough alcohol to kill three people. So basically, you'd fucking die. I made this at 2am and I need to sleep.
*shhh, you can rest now.*
Also the comment you're talking about is literally right above you for me XD
@The Black Crayon what do you need?
@Candice Pillot *oof*
einstein is QUAKING
@@miastabliod5793 top 10 mathmaticians Einstein was afraid to diss
Is Jeremy okay? Can someone check the app?
He truly has ascended to App-titude
He in the hospital, almost died from a snowplow incident
@@burymeinjhenny918 good job you figured out the joke
lmao ok this is tmi but, i used to gently troll this app by always posting pics of myself crying, and all these middle aged ladies would comment “oh no what happened!” and shit, but one older lady accidentally(?) spam-commented “why so serious? 🤔” like ten times under one of my pics. Idk it killed me lmao. Good point tho susan. WHY so serious?? (x10)
Anyways when this vid showed up in my feed i was like, dear god i hope they dont find my crying pics
thats so funny omg
LOL
Legend has it, Danny’s wife is still stuck in that well.
ApolloNui and justin is still stuck in the cage
laura
Lol
no one else like this
it’s at 420
Every time you visit the well you can hear a faint voice saying "hey Greg"
so amanda's in afghanistan and laura is stuck in a well?
And the problem is?
amber so sad
And Drew and Danny are just chilling.... what if they.... never mind... unless 😜
Meanwhile they’re going on dates with Justin Bieber as if everything is fine.
Laura says she is stuck in the well but she is really on a secret mission trying to find Amanda in Afghanistan. The well is a coverup.
I always thought that Drew Gooden said "Jeremy hot guy Renner". I only realised today that he didn't.
i always heard “awh. shes still sucking that well?” and i only found out he didnt say that because of the comments
one of my fav things about this video is that danny’s hand in the thumbnail looks like drew’s, as if he’s dramatically draping his hand across his chest. it’s perfect.
i've rewatched this video at least 20 times and never noticed that WASNT drew's hand omg
I thought they were saying “hot guy” not “Hawkeye”. Jeremy Hot Guy Renner.
heY ME TOO
... they don’t say ”hot guy”?
It took me watching that part like 3 times to figure out what they were saying lmao
they didnt say hot guy?
Same
Times “Jeremy Renner” was said: 82
Times only “Jeremy” was said: 10
Times “Hawkeye” was said: 5
You have no hobby do you
Катя Гарь a hobby? In this economy?
Andioop-
97.....add danny and Drew's energy is 97.5 soooooo.....
They said “Hawkeye” more times than the entire MCU
5:39 is legit the funniest part of the video, the comedic timing is immaculate.
I'm so mad at Jeremy Renner for not leaving a comment on this video with just the 🤗 emoji because he definitely watched this video and that would br hilarious
Therapist: Wide Justin Bieber isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Wide Justin Bieber: 20:22
Wide Justin Bieber jumping rope that is lol
Justin Wider
That took me straight to an ad >:(
D̷I̷A̷M̷O̷N̷D̷ no he’s in a cage so he cant escape
But Ms. Johnson....I love hand in hand with him in street
Fan: *pours out heart to Jeremy Renner*
Jeremy Renner: "k" - sent from my IPhone
"Jeremy i wanna kiss your liver"
"k"
Talking to teachers be like
@@dionysusfilms165
Me emailing my teachers: hey I’ve been going through a lot of stuff at home. My mental health hasn’t been the best and we just experienced a death in the family. My dog died, my fridge burned, and my car fell into a sinkhole. I would appreciate it if you give me time to get caught up, as my house was abducted by mice and my school work is gone. Thank you for your understanding.
My teacher emailing back: kk (sent from iPhone)
Sounds like you're having fun
@@nah5986 ugh don’t you hate it when your house gets abducted by mice?
I can't explain how funny and comforting this video is??? Every bit is just 10/10
this is crazy to watch after the snowplow got hawkeye
I can’t believe Jeremy renner was plowed
Drew actually does completely seem like the type of guy that would own/use a unicycle as his primary means of transportation
Young Pastrami this is spot on but i can't explain why
LOL
Yo, remember diggin’ holes?
Bob
Literally spongebob
When u described his music as “someone from marvel covering an imagine dragons song,” I’m like, why is that so fricking accurate 😂
Lmao I looked on his insta remembering this video and it was him singing and I couldn't stop laughing but damn it was funny. I know its disrespectful but goodness
I would describe it as “the last Nickelback fan” or “someone who’s desperately trying to be on the early 2000’s Spiderman soundtrack”. I dunno, I just get the vibe that this man sleeps or has once slept on hot wheels bedding.
Fricking? Grow up
Kukyri pardon? Is it so wrong I don’t like cussing like a sailor? U live ur life I’ll live mine
Madsen Productions I also use fricking because I don’t like cursing.
RUclips is super messed up for putting this in my suggested videos today 🤣
Yes, it's on everyone's rec lol.
This is like the fifth time I watch this video (confort vid), and I just noticed that in the video Jeremy is introducing the app his smoke alarm detector is sounding. Jeremy please change the batteries-
The more they say Jeremy Renner the more it just sounds like gibberish.
Are u brittish i think you are brittish
Update i dont care what you are in my eyes you are brittish kapich?
Jk love u my brittish person
Iambored Help lmao
@Iambored Help I’m british. So only british use the word gibberish?
“Isn’t he married?”
ARENT YOU MARRIED?!? 😂
Well kind of
well yeah but his wife is stuck down the well
And Drew's wife went missing in Afghanistan
@@maugdw no she is continuing the mission
@@jeremyrenner9386 OOHHHHHH SCAM
I'm watching this video for the 4th time and I swear all the other times I thought Drew said "Jeremy Hotguy Renner".
16:28 Why is no one talking about Stefan Heck's response to Jeremy's post LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I had a great time, Jeremy. I looked at a bunch of porno."