The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)
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- Опубликовано: 11 янв 2019
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Today Drew and I are reacting to possibly the strangest fanfic ever written. And it just so happens to be about us. And also Jake and Logan Paul.
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RUclips, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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Danny Gonzalez ok
Ayee dannyy
Why?
Ok
Hey
Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'
If i ever write a book I have to include that part, And also fell into the kiss one too.
The fact that I never even processed that fact in all the times I’ve watched this astounds me. Thank you.
Oh yeah 😂 maybe they cut some parts then?
they didnt it was genuinely written that way@@EmyN
"Hen gulped" 2:48
is still making me laugh.
*LOGAN PAIL*
Ah, hello there! Didnt expect you here
Wow didn’t expect to see you on a vid like this haha
YOU ARE GREG?!
YOUR A GREG?!
*?*
I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.
The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is!
The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!
I mean, at least ground it in reality… 🤷♀️
they're allies
A@@gavin9956
I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could
I hope you’re doing okay now!
Cry to your shrink instead of crying about it to strangers online.
@@MM-pv5tpyou said that just to be an asshole, didn’t you?
@@MM-pv5tp bro?? relax
Vibes man
"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ"
they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg
Athena P how-
I was laughing the whole time lmao
I was like _well when are they gonna start reinacting this one_
That's an interesting visual
ATHENA???
LOGAN PAIL?
LOGAN PAAAAAAIL!
(he r o a r e d)
Go Logan go away
DA VINKY?!?!
Go Logan go away
"i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now
BAHAHA OMG “the weddings that liberals want 😡😡😡😡“
librel weddings be like "i know pronouns you man and husband"
@@genderenderI can’t tell if the “know” instead of “now” was intentional or not 💀
@@static-scribblez okay they edited it but I’m breaking down over “I know pronouns, you- man,, and husband!”
It sounds like a really weird way to censor motherfucker💀
How dare you
I KNOW pronouns
You you you man and husband
“this says alot about todays society”
My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura
I just assume she's going rogue with Amanda in Afghanistan
She's still obviously in that well
@@Ankha- yes and they're having a parallel lesbian love story
@@Illiteratehistorian-Silvioh ired that as
"Shes still obviously not that real "
😭
@@seankaufman2360loving this idea, when are we getting "house of gold: the sequel"?
Drew and Danny: sarcastically joking about charging fans to watch a wedding
Tana and Jake: ...
I cant like this because 699
So I will comment my appreciation for this comment
Aki Monroe Ahahahah ty very much
@@bottomtext4911 Wait, so if this comment was written 1 day ago, you earned 103 likes in a day
Sophia.H. Oh shoot rly?
Tana and jake : what's so funny?
"Virgins for lives despite the wives"
We got Boy Defined right here
Who's the Mr. struggle out of them ? 😂😂😂
cody ko who??
gorg
@@Cyanide_Mallika oh. My. God. This is the best reply I've ever seen
Cody ko what??!!
Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears
“LOGAN PAAAIL?!”
With amanda
no shes in afghanistan remember??@@doratheexplorerwillfindyou
@maisiekerslake6084 Amanda doesn't like that joke
@@itzneonblueotherchannel2921what joke?
Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs like: do you ever question your life choices? 😂
Obviously Im joking Im pretty sure these two couples have great marriages!
I just think that being married to a youtuber HAS to be kinda wild 😂
Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad
If this doesn't become a real thing I will go feral
Jarvis Johnson should be the pregnancy test
@@communistpropaganda3629LMAO YES*
YES. Chad Chad would make a perfect Jackie 😂
I would pay
Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding
I honestly thought that's what's gonna happen eventually lmao
she died in the ff
kurtboy only in the description tho
Ikr? As soon as she disappeared I thought she would make this great comeback at the end.
I know right
Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense
Blake Dawson i didn’t think so until the “trellsie with roses”
That was oddly specific
Renia McKenzie right? Lmfao who else gets married under a trellis covered in roses besides the sims ? 😂
So true
Blake Dawson it's translated simlish
i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.
Danny better have busted through the door when he found out
@@chasewillson564And Laura already had the doctor's appointment ready to go to the office in the doctor office.
@@lacabraasada2326and maybe Danny wasn’t the father and it’s actually Logan pail
@@nikkijones6070 What? No.
Obviously Laura reproduces asexually through mitosis
@@lacabraasada2326ikr why has nobody else figured it out yet smh
influencers reading shitty fanfic about themselves is like my favorite genre of video this is amazing
So real
HOW BRO IM JUST DYING RN😭
Wdym shitty this is a work of art??
SAME LOL when cody ko made his wife read fanfic about him, i was in tears 😂
as someone who writes fan fiction its so fun to watch them pick apart this shit lmaoo
Fun fact: if a man tests positive on a pregnancy test, it's a sign of testicular cancer
4:11
@Crimson Fox you're my idol now
I thought fun facts were supposed to be fun...
«i want to adopt the testicular cancer» say danny
@@olaa4313 that's just subjective
Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece
Ikr
Ikr Imagine being that dense
@@shakshi_ never me, I'm gonna read it to my children
Whale Sharko This story will help my children sleep better at night
@@lealee6361 they'll dream sweet nothings of gasping at everything and steamy romance novels that use the phase "doing it"
i love that denny is presumably just having a fucking heart attack throughout this entire story
oh hey it's the no lid guy
@@koiifsh im so confused can u give context if i posted a comment saying that i genuinely dont remember my memory is so shitty
@@koiifshPLEASE GIVE ME CONTEXT
@@clyde-or-monty you replied to me once
@@koiifsh i genuinely dont remember when and where i said it
The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all RUclipsrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-RUclipsr friends or family. 🤣
They’re work friends! It’s like inviting your coworkers (it’s all one massive studio they rent) 😂
@@Delta806 fr they all work in a hype-studio and the netflix show is just this fanfiction
Fr like why would PewDiePie lead Danny down the aisle 💀💀💀
Doesn’t everyone invite every single person that works in their industry to weddings?
“warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀
Sounds like the description for a teen drama
Suicide and sex sounds like Heathers
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 😂 yea lmao
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 shut up heather
@@GA_131 Sorry Heather
I love how Drew is, like, genuinely shocked when they find out the Danny isn’t the father of his fictional baby..
how am i the first reply in 3 years LMAO
@@HadahudaLOL
@@Hadahudacrazy
@@Hadahudaepic
Thats how you know he was truly invested
Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s
LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!?!?
can’t believe anyone now 😔
"LOGAN PAIL!??!?!???" he roared
@@samszczepanski2281 JÁÃØôwaÂā
LOGAN PAIL?!!
I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react RUclipsr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.
or having a heart attack
Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!”
Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*
That's so true😂😂
LMFAOAOAOAOAO
why is this comment so recent
ღItz Ur Momღ Nah u right
@@MrsSugar woah its almost as if people can watch videos at different times
I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.
So.. you wrote this
Elina that’s a bit of a jump in conclusion
@@salt3685 that's the point
marcela tha cat they have the biggest best fren energy & i love it
Elina You seem to be getting a little tense there elina 🤔
It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.
it's also the funniest thing at the same time so it's not unexpected that some of the best internet e-clowns would be so good at capitalizing on it
Agreed but it's also kinda cute bc you just know it's some 12 year old fangirl crying her heart out while writing this lmao
I 100% agree that fan fictions about real people are really weird. I’ve always said so.
that's the point!
this fic is so clearly satirical though
drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever
They both live in my head rent free 24/7
*"warning: suicide and sex scene"*
"THEY GAVE IT AWAY!"
wattpad basically
yes, basically
I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff
I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 oh my god-
True.
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 damn...
The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀
Jackie didn’t save him so that the plot can continue
The plot must go on
It was an inside job
I love that they filmed this 4 years ago and to this day we're like RIP Amanda thank u for ur service in Afghanistan
He didn’t tell her that he needed her help. Duh
the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.
i thought he was being serious until it was revealed that laura is gregnant
I came to this comment section immediately after seeing that announcement to see if someone had made the same conclusion as me- glad to see someone did
@@koiifshyou... thought a married man in his late twenties was a virgin??
@@grumsb5905 bruh idk some people are asexual, like me
@@koiifsh I understand but that's rare tho! I know there are asexual people i was just confused cause obviously the celibacy thing was a joke
"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that
Nah fr it’s the funniest part imo
FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.
can you imagine if this story went THAT direction? they're in the doctors office office and the doctor is like "nah you're not pregnant you're fuckin stage 4" and then the rest of the story is Drew's dramatic battle with cancer??
@@CJ-iz3mp that should be a part 2
@@CJ-iz3mp I know I shouldn’t laugh at that but “you’re fuckin stage 4” is hilarious for some reason 🤣 🤣
@@CJ-iz3mp The Fault in our RUclips Stars
@@TheKedi1 alright you won the comment section we can all leave guys
next time there’s a logan paul controversy, just say “go logan, go away”
Im wheezing-
LOGAN PAAAAAAIL!
Go spit on your wife today
Ryezun - thank you for reminding me I almost forgot to spit on my wife.
@@truelygreg never forgetti
The characters in this beautiful story:
Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony.
Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second.
Logan Paul: A RUclipsr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch.
Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching
Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything.
Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of
Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler.
The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office.
H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding
Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!
This is underrated asf
You missed Pewdiepie, Hilda, Hula and THE PREST!
PLEASE this needs to be pinned🤣🤣🤣
Guys, I think my copy of Scott Pilgrim is broken
Denny didn’t stroll ever, I’ve only ever seen him strome
I’ve watched this at least 10 times since it was posted and “meanwhile, in chigaco” still gets me every time
Is it that funny? Because you think it's not a real place? I'll have you know, chigaco is a real city in inillois.
Just like how Costal Rica is a wonderful place in Central Aremica
every time I watch this video, that has me cackling
drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context
ikr i was laughing so hard
2.6k likes
3 replies including this
what?
i feel like any of the things they said in this video could be hilarious if it was taken out of context
Fr
pfffft
Jackie described her outfit 11x better than everything else in the entire story
Yea, it was probably self insert
I love how we all just know Jackie is the author.
jackie darkness dementia raven’way
sclark that’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time
I’m dying xD definitely a self-insert character. Imagine if she had that amount of detail throughout lol
EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny
Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!
drew: i’m pregnant
danny: hi pregnant i’m dad
logan: no you’re not
Danny: *gasps and goes into cardiac arrest*
This comment is severely underrated
i just want to tell you i laughed more with this comment that with the video XD im dead
Drew : I'm pregnant Danny: hi pregnant I'm dad Logan: no you're not
Taylor Anderson you replied my comment to my comment. u ok?
I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage
Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system
@@gunnysmack3163 So true
@@gunnysmack3163 Don't forget time travel
@@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death
@@mae.glitter link?
Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this
3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once
4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D”
5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype”
6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point
7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ”
7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00)
8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY”
9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!”
9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers
9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!”
10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment
11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!”
11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco”
12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video”
13:06: D e n n y
13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“
14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”*
Edit:
14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹”
15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones**
15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀)
15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment
15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???”
16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office”
16:47: “to be continue”
17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment
18:47: “the prest”
19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”
I didn't even notice the one bed trope! Honestly, I kinda respect setting it up and not using it. Brilliant move fr
This us a Godsend thank you!
I love how this story has a plot twist every 5 minutes. I have never seen a story go into a different direction like that every 5 min.
Isn’t that game of thrones?
Literally a telanovela except in English and it’s a fanfic
That’s just wattpad
@@ploopydiper 💀
The best kind of bad fanfiction always has inexplicable pregnancy.
And it also starts just after the characters had sex. Like just wake up and start Trowing up.
and an unexplainable and impossible one at that.
the inexplicable pregnancy trope worked even better here than in the bible
Fuck you, I wrote a fanfic about two people that were fighting in one of my groupchats with an m-preg subplot and it was beautiful
Here's the thing though, men testing positive on pregnancy tests is usually a sign of testicular cancer. So maybe drew should have scheduled that doctor's appointment for a different reason
"LOGAN PAIL???"
"L O G A N P A I L"
meanwhile, laura in the family room: "wtf danny"
I choked on my bagel because of this comment
Sanatae was it cut into a mobius strip
@@tardigradez no-
Sanatae hHHHHH-
🤣🤣🤣🤣i just visualised this wow
I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold
it was just supposed to be a reference to a Twenty one Pilots song called "House of Gold." Not sure why they wanted to reference it but they did. Each chapter was mainly a reference to different songs.
Cuz I'd rather live in a house of gold than read it
@@AlanOfficialBoireally? That’s actually pretty cool
Common fanfiction trope to name fics after songs you like. Usually when it's not written by.... What I can only assume is an actual 5th grader.... The song goes with the theme.
@@AlanOfficialBoiTHE LORE
"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭
warning: suicide
**two lines later**
“jAkE pAuL?!”
would have worked out perfectly if it was
"LoGaN PaUl?!"
loGaN pAIL???!!!?
@@uglytm1481 *LOGAN PAIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!*
Well I mean the Paul brothers *do* have a tendency to make people wanna die just by existing 🤷♀️
Katelyn McNab OMFG
So true lol
Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other RUclipsrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior
To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.
because a 13 year old wrote this story, duuuhhhhh
Zoee Perea **Pail. Lol who is Logan Paul? I only know Logan Pail...
@@zoeeperea6975 I think they mean when it was misspelled lmao
natalie lewter it was so brace of her
I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference
this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other
So they faked there deaths to run away with each other
Enemies to lovers
*Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 100k*
OH wow, we need that epic detailed story
👏Someone👏Make👏This👏So👏They👏Can👏Have👏 The👏 whole👏Series 👏
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?
tbh when jackie was randomly standing there i expected it to be laura xD
a guy probaly touched her and she thought it was danny
@@unknownhumanbeing7428 XD
No Jackie and Laura are a couple, clearly where else would she be?
Laura’s dead?
As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.
Hey, I wrote fanfiction when I was like 13 and I was better than this.
can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.
Real??
Yes
okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”
Certified iconic post
COASTAL RICA PLS i’m dying
YES the Jewish wedding quote is under appreciated!!!!
@@amberh4470 chigaco too 😭😭
What about
“Oh.......................but he was a loser?”
the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the suicide hospital attacked
*scuicide hospital
@@weebo3174 No, when LOGAN PAIL attacked
@@weebo3174 only Denny master of all nations could stop the hospital but when the world needed him most he vanished
@@hebislay A hundred years passed and Jackie and I waited outside their house not creepily at all in case they needed our help
So many iconic moments came just from this one video..
“LOGAN PAIL”, “coastal rica”, “chigaco”, “drew!! you’re a horse!!” just to name a few lmao
"Hello??!! My friend just jumped off the balcony!!"
hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away
FOUR MOUNTHS??? WHAT
@@flyaway1 yeah...
2 months now jesus
@@kaishutup holy crap😭😭
1
amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*
Um, no? Amanda is in Afghanistan 🤨🤨🤨 fake fan 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@whothehckisbucky859 No Amanda’s corpse is in Afghanastan... probably anyway. Faker fan🙄🥱
@Alexis Cohen what
@Alexis Cohen which video?
@@tedtom1566 from the one where they used Jeremy Renner's app
PLOT TWIST: drew is a seahorse and thats why he's pregnant
its all in the ocean and thats why the names of places are different and its not danny gonzalez its actually dolphin man
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 you mean drew
Not to mention that he said something “horsely”
@@michelleantici6651 yes
I never realized how much he looks like a sea horse
"Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.
you’ve heard of panic! at the disco. now get ready for…
i love how 5 years later this video is considered a cult classic and quoted by everyone on a daily basis
"How cringe do you want your fan fiction to be?"
*Author* "Yes"
Blue Pencil the author: No way!
I bet they live in *C H I G A C O*
they forgot to say no homo after the video
I was cringing the whole time.
Keanu_ Hatsu lmao😂
Some quotes-
“LOGAN PAIL?!”
“he BUSTED out of the bathroom”
“DENNY!!”
“The office of the doctors office”
“Jackie whipped a tear from her eye”
“Jackie yelled I to the phone”
“she flipped her hair back revealing her badass studded belt”
“and say at the couch”
“costal rica”
“meanwhile in chigaco”
GO LOGAN GO AWAY
Jackie called 011
Jackie whipped a tear from her face
meanwhile in chigaco,
"Suicide hospital"
"Coastal Rico"
"Today I finally told Drew that it will never happen again. Never kiss him again. I am with someone else."
"They made out and wiggled around on the couch"
Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.
i will never hear chicago the same ever again. i keep typing it as "chigaco" too
@@theEverchase Same thing with Costa Rica. It will always be Coastal Rica.
@@Abbyxx812 LITERALLY TRUUUUEEEEEE
I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀
It would be great if someone animated this video!
I love how Danny Gonzalez is always capitalized and drew gooden never is.
It also alternates between Danny Gonzalez and Danny Gonzales for no reason
I love all of these comments l o l
what about drew gooden in the title?
Thats cause drew NEVER caps 😎
@@ausernameiguess7058 drew is low-key
“I would never do the things that are written in this” “Do you wanna act it out?”
They did what they swore not to do.
Rea The Bun I’m waiting for the fan edit where they do it and then die, thats when we know weve gone too far 😂
They didn't kiss :(
Jerry Veve yeah :(
“you became the very thing you swore to destroy”
Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉
i cant believe danny is pregnant
@@kylar-cat is it Logan pails?
*Denny
@@arianna1906 It's a virgin mary situation, actually
the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.
Guys, I don't think they're virgins...
_They touched hands._
They hugged too 👀👀👀
_and_ they fell into a kiss!
And then they made out right there!!
Silver Nut 0.0 :0 no way....
HarleQueen not to mention they're both holding the Paul brothers' babies
this story is inaccurate... if danny ever had a baby with someone, they’d be GREGnant...?
"Am i pregant?
Am i pragnent?
Am i pargant?
Am i g r e g n a n t?
Am i pegnate?? Help!?
Is there a possibility that i'm pegrent?
Am i pregegnant or am i okay?
Could i be pregonate?
How do i know if I'M prengan?
Can i be prregnant????
Can u get pregante??
Can u down a 20 foot waterslide while pegnat?
How can I get my gf pragnet?
What happened when get pergenat?
Will my get pragnan?
What is best time to sex to be come pregnart
Are these systoms of being pregarnt?
Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
38+2 weeks pregananant?
Can you burn a luigi board?
@@heck875 you're my new favourite person
@@amyisaway7800 thank you
i've never gotten that before lol so thanks
love you so fucking much for this
No but it was drew being gregnant, not danny.
Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i
have testicular cancer
BAHAHAHAHA💀
My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.
i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take
You mean they were funny instead of unfunny?
i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.
CLEARLY it’s because drew has been pregnant before
Heather Murphy lmaooo right? Like not the fact that drew, a man, is pregnant. 😂😂
Yeah. Instead of thinking “hM mEn caNt gET pRegNanT” they focused on timing inaccuracy lol
*kidnaps drew, takes him to a different country, punches him once*
"But I never got to tell Denny I love him!"
*Understandable, have a nice day*
Edit: I misspelled Denny's name I am so sorry
Edit 2: I accidentally capitalized the D in drew because the author literally never capitalized drew's name
The police literally did nothing and the kidnappers didn't come back to take him again
denny*
OMFG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend
why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol
"Coastal rica"
"Logan pail"
"Chigaco"
"Wriggling on the couch"
"Whipped a tear"
"Horsely"
"Confrotingly"
"Watched as they watched"
"Look black at the video"
"Denny"
"011"
"Yelling i to the phone"
"Cideo"
"Suicide hospital"
"Spun around and glared at Jake"
"Gawked"
"Office of the Dr office"
"To be continue"
"Popped in"
"Said hula"
Suicide hospital is my favorite lol
@@angelkitten2334 my favorite is logan pail
@@angelkitten2334 My favorite is wriggling on the couch.
I laughed for a solid 30 seconds
Oops I meant "laffed"
My fave is "whipped a tear" 😂
Judging by Jake Paul's book, I'm 99% sure he's the author
wait that actually makes sense considering jackie is most definitely a self insert, jake = jackie😳
@@jildavison 😳😳😳😳😳
He’s secretly a hardcore Greg and little stinker
this is my new favourite thing
Jake Paul being in the story wasn't his self insert, Jackie is the real self insert. Jackie is his secret true self, because he's closeted trans and he likes men too
"What are your pronouns?"
"man/husband"
“Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?
Denny has lied to us 😨
Funny how Shakespeares been real quiet since this dropped
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underrated comment.
72 Subscribers With No Videos underrated cutie pie!
I really enjoy this comment because it's technically true
THIS SENT ME
I love how absolutely nothing has been planned. Not the wedding, or the engagement, the sentence structure
This author be like *sets up action*
*fade to black*
me writting an essay
You writing a comment
Like Drew gets kidnapped, and then they stop
To be fair that is also how I write
There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.
i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video
Ethan saying "I do Jewish weddings but I can still count for you" still fucking gets me and it's been two years
Why would it matter if he does Jewish weddings. You just need a license to marry. It doesn’t matter how the ceremony is carried out.
@@seamusmckeon9109 Yeah I know that's why it's so funny
HELPPPP SAME IT KILLS ME
@@seamusmckeon9109 They just wanted to remind you that Ethan is, indeed... JEWISH.
@@seamusmckeon9109 yes, that is the funny
"Marvel is the most ambitious crossover in history."
Author of this fanfic: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."
“Hold my sake (an Asian drink)”
Commen
@@justasmltwngir1732 I'm not sure if the author was old enough to drink yet
@•wolfixx cranburry• well ok, they're either over 17 and drank while making this or under 15 and just have the... Creativity... Of a teenager
@@graziousgirl I don’t know why but I picture both at the same time
It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him
The fanfiction glosses over so much but the author decided it would be too ludicrous to not mention that Ethan can't do christian weddings because he's jewish. The suicide hospital remains unexplained but I'll be damned if Ethan does a regular christian wedding
Amanda landing back from Afghanistan to see Drew and Danny married to each other with a baby “👁👄👁”
Lol
2 babies
Not a baby two babies
Danny and drew:
👀👄👀
Edit: dam ok thats gotta be my most popular post on youtube yet
@@Zarmdthecoolest do they now share a collective mouth? Actually, nevermind that question. I'd rather not know
how is nobody else mentioning the “I can marry you, I do Jewish weddings, but, it can still count?” I was fucking crying , this person can’t even get the protagonists correct but remembered to be respectful of Ethans religion 💀
The best part is how the wedding dialogue was pretty much the exact same as the first time.
they've got their priorities straight
@@mysticalpanda683 unlike Drew & Danny
They may be a little confused but they got the spirit
@@nickeynouse6093 BRO, UNRELATED, BUT I LOVE THE GIRL IN RED PROFILE PICTURE
I watch this documentary every night before bed
How sane are you
this is genuinely my favorite video on the internet
Cringey wattpad stories acted out are the most hilarious thing
Ikr lmao
yessss
And their reactions were 👌🏼
its a very specific genre of youtube videos that i adore
I know righttttttt!!!!!
How to get out of any kidnapping: “I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH THAT I LOVED THEM”
sprite cranberry of course
This is vital information
**gets kidnapped**
Me: I NEVER GOT TO TELL MY CRUSH I LIKE HIM!
Kidnapper: Oh ok I'll let you go!
Me: **runs away** hahahaha I don't have a crush
ok i'll let u go
@@jojeli1316 if that ever worked I would die laughing as soon as I got away
Not ashamed to say that this is both my favorite Danny and Drew video. The way they work off each other is LEGENDARY.