That comment is even funnier when you realize that that creator is (or was idk if he still is) an avowed Republican from Alabama. Though he was also explicitly non-homophobic.
"Danny we're both married" my brain automatically threw Laura and Amanda to the back of my head and made me think that they're married to each other for like 3 seconds
Oh my god I’ve seen this video so many times and only just now connected the dots to “Do you know how far away from you I am right now?” & “And you know it was ridiculous of you to call me.”
Maybe this is really obvious to other people but while Danny us saying these things, we assume he’s in Chicago. But when we learn he was under Drew’s desk the whole time, the things he said don’t actually become untrue: they just take in a different context. I guess I always viewed the joke linearly, so I just didn’t reflect in what Danny actually said.
As someone who has watched _too many_ crime shows, that second guy feels like a psychopath serial killer who’s taken you hostage and thinks you’re in love with him
If their hair is the only thing that makes them “different” people than Danny could be just restyling his hair and photoshopping himself to make Drew. They’re the same person!
i love that the sirens were definitely not a scripted part of that man's video but instead of turning the camera off or something he just rolls with it
All in an effort to still try an convince us that they're two different people cause who the heck could call and then talk to themselves on the phone? You wouldn't hear yourself on the phone coming from the other end. But I'm too wise and keen to this Danny-Drew guy's editing tricks and I'm not buying it for one second! Oh and the whole tour "they" did to prove to people that they're not the same person... If they can make a hologram of 2pac I'm sure Danny-Drew can make one too. #TheRealTeaSiiissss #ConspiracyTheoryBusted
these one sided asmrs remind me of when i was younger and would play pretend with other kids and they’d say something like “okay now pretend i punch you and no dodge and you die and i’m the strongest person ever” and you kinda just stand there not knowing what to say
I'm replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have the same feeling as I keep having female horses so every time Arthur calms or praises the horse it feels like it's lovingly directed at me lol.
There’s a separate vibe off these two compared to others where it feels like a collab. Here it feels like two teenagers hanging out at each others houses
fun fact: the taking care of you while your sick ASMR by dennis actually also works as yandere serial killer as well! Thats why hes hand feeding you, your stuck to a chair in the basement because he was so jealous lol
Therapist: Did you have a bad dream? Me: yea it was about boyfriend roleplay Therapist:*writes insane on the paper* ok you're free to go and btw the insane asylum is right down the road Me:Wait what?
I once saw a series of ASMR videos in the same universe that followed the story of a girl in a zombie apocalypse. I was so immersed in the plot that it actually kept me up instead of putting me to sleep-
I'm sorry but the sirens and howling goong off during that one guy's video is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen i constantly think about it and it brings me to tears
The only time Drew whispers is when he’s with Danny because he can hear what an actual whisper sounds like and the alien in his brain can copy it and make the whisper sound come out of his mouth
Hahaha I just realized how loud he naturally is 😂. I'm trying to think of the last time I heard Drew whisper and I can't remember. He has a natural gift.
So THATS why everyone thinks Danny and Drew are the same. Drew's an alien who copies Danny because he's attempting to learn how humans act, and he created RUclips to further his knowledge
the setting is of a boyfriend who sneaked into the room of the girlfriend. of course, he wouldnt do that everyday. he probably asked about the work that happened previous to that day then the off day on the day itself.
There's so much weird and unsettling stuff on the Internet, but being able to laugh about it with Danny and Drew helps me feel a little bit better about living in a world where these things exist.
therapist: ASMR boyfriend isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
ASMR boyfriend:
This comment made me laugh andjsjss
But he would never let anybody hurt you.
Comfort after ASMR boyfriend attack
Anyone else taking a shit?
NxLxv yah lol
Danny: “Well you f*ked all the trash bros”
Boyfriend: “shhh my parents”
Boyfriend:"Shh my grandma's here"
@@kys3771 shhh my cats here
Obsessed With Bunnies shh I'm here
f*ck!
That comment is even funnier when you realize that that creator is (or was idk if he still is) an avowed Republican from Alabama. Though he was also explicitly non-homophobic.
Its like watching serial killers practice having emotions
This is more true than James Charles being a snake.
Very accurate analogy
Can’t tell if you’re talking about Drew and Danny or the boyfriends
@@sempel_ the boyfriends lol
420th like 😎
The line "we're your boyfriend," always sends me
@Exvinity They're all of our boyfriends lol
@@sixstringepic7052 polycule time
@@Whipwinder RUclips prompted me to translate your comment which just turns it into "Wee"
𝓦𝓮𝓮..@@_leaf-3525
@@Whipwinder thank you for sharing with the class
"can I give you some kisses?"
*police sirens*
I can't stop laughing omfg--
I CANT BREATHE
And the saddest part is that through out the whole thing i *can't* laugh, one bit, because it's 3: 39 in the morning, and I'm supposed to be asleep😅
Yeah.... How old are we?
That was , hands down, my favorite part. XD
*M O O D*
I love how usually they deliver their jokes deadpan, with a completely straight face, but when they're together they absolutely crack each other up
Vroni Rom ikr
It’s so cute 😂
Because þey have þe same style if humour.
黑龍 - Hắc Long I’m sorry, did you just use the best letter ever in it’s correct use? I love you.
Their friendship is so wholesome
danny: **kinda good at asmr**
drew: **f-boy intensifies**
im screaming extra loud because danny got the fucboi look but here drew is about to bite his lips
@@Matty002 when?
@@gabrielle4160its been 4 yrs r u still waiting for a response
drew is so loud 😭😭😭😭
Their instant cringe at the “good girl” followed immediately by “alright that’s enough of this guy” was such perfect timing 10:09
5.6k likes with no replies is crazy
@@ElitheSnowFox 2 likes and no reply, thats crazy
@@TheMrImpossible no likes and one reply is crazy
@@Spideysouls negative likes on no replies, mind blowing (Yes, I did dislike your comment for this, not sorry)
"I'm treating you well this time babe" wtf did he do last time?!?
Abusive boyfriend roll play
I wuz thinking the same thing lol
haizac I truly burst out laughing 😂😂😂
He's learning let's celebrate his growth as a caretaker
haizac holy shit
"Danny we're both married" my brain automatically threw Laura and Amanda to the back of my head and made me think that they're married to each other for like 3 seconds
I have no idea who this “Laura” person is but Amanda went missing in Afghanistan
They are... what do you mean?
But... they’re the same person..
Julie Y don’t shame selfcest.
Kristina Hendryka didn’t know you could get married to yourself
This feels more like watching evidence tapes of serial killers.
Yup
For real tho😂
Vary Anomaly Nah....kidnappers.
666th like
Oh I never... wha... bu... huh? 😂
yo the amount of chemistry danny has with himself is insane
Self-lovee😍😍😍🥰🥰
fr!
No! They're not the same person!
@@Vampiri_or/wooooosh
@@Vampiri_o DANNY'S EYES ARE BABY BLUE AND DREW'S EYES ARE A DIFFERENT SHADE OF BABY BLUE! So obvious, how do people not get it? 😤😤😤
ASMR boyfriend comforts you after suffering brain trauma in a strip club
Makes sense
I laughed
henry stikman please make this
shshshshshshsh nononononononono im scared i know youre scared shshshshshshshhsshshsh
Because that's what a boyfriend does
Him : " how was ur day "
Danny : * intensely bites his lip *
this had me dead lmaoooo
Danny needs to stop biting people lips
Time stamp?
@@cocacoladaph7857 around 1:47
That moment when you try to ask Danny how his day’s going and he bites your lip off 🤪
Danny's asmr looks realistic, Drew's looks like he just kidnapped me and claims to be my boyfriend after i had amnesia
omg like that movie that sucked
duck dad
....
I-
@@duckdad557 😂
Oh god 😂😂😂 yes
Basically the plot of every male yandere ASMR video
I’m actually dying over the sirens and wolf howls during the video 😭😭 why didn’t he just do a new take? I can’t breathe
The sirens and howls made the video much more bearable tbh
The video would have been so much funnier if there was a police standoff with a werewolf just going on outside.
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🐺 🐺 🚓 🚔
RIGHT 😭
he looked so mad
“your parents are getting divorced... you were attacked by a bear...”
tinky sz Too real man 😔😖
those likes
Shhhhh no no no no
tinky sz i hate when that happens
You had a f*cking asthma attack
Nothing hits better than that
“wannamakeavideo¿”
Don’t forget
“okay”
y e s
Right¿
“WANNAMAKEAVIDEO”
Kim Harper-Kennedy Okay
Drew: _Have you heard of boyfriend roleplay?_
Danny: *_sweats nervously_*
-uı̣ɐldxǝ uɐɔ ı̣
(๑˃̵ ᴗ ˂̵)و
Local Idiot the l is off
Nuclear Lazer I can only do it in lowercase letters my guy
Aaak
“We’re your boyfriends”
“Yeah”
“We’re jealous of the toilet”
“Yeah he’s got a front row seat”
I have ascended from laughter
“Good girl”
“So that’s enough of this guy”
Good call 😂
*-*
May i have the honors
*clears throat*
_Yikes_
10:08
Lawyer Morty c a
In Love With A Were tmi
The gum-smacking alone was most horrifically off-putting.
@Connor White XD
I was the 1000th liked.
T Rodrigo oh my god yeahhhhhhhh
it was so gross i almost gagged lmao
Gum and lip smacking is a big pet peeve. Ugh
"We're both married
*looks at ring*
*surprised pikachu face*
Jessica Cheal You time has come
cool beans *wheeze*
I laughed so much at that
Time stamp plss
@@stellasarsoni 2:07
Oh my god I’ve seen this video so many times and only just now connected the dots to “Do you know how far away from you I am right now?” & “And you know it was ridiculous of you to call me.”
What does it mean?
Maybe this is really obvious to other people but while Danny us saying these things, we assume he’s in Chicago. But when we learn he was under Drew’s desk the whole time, the things he said don’t actually become untrue: they just take in a different context. I guess I always viewed the joke linearly, so I just didn’t reflect in what Danny actually said.
@@Engardian ohhhh thank you
@@Engardian Oh my god, I finally understand-
ME TOOOO!! Lmao
Their chemistry and ability to bounce jokes off each other
1st reply and 1k likes tf lol
Ik😂😍
1k likes and I’m the third reply
Lmao tf happened
They need to have a double date with Cody Ko and Noel Miller!
“Danny we are both married.”
“.....oh.”
How old are they?
@@doga6963 not sure about Drew but Danny's 25 or 26
@@doga6963 Danny is 25 turning 26 Drew 26 turning 27
If he had only said "We're married" it would've been a completely different narrative lmao
Every time Danny talked about his wife I thought he was just joking tbh
"so how was your dad?"
He's dead.
"That's good."
Dang.
I think he said day, not dad but oop
lmaoooooooooo
"so hows your dad"
still out for milk
"that's good"
:-(
@@moleculegirl *your
Time stamp?
As someone who has watched _too many_ crime shows, that second guy feels like a psychopath serial killer who’s taken you hostage and thinks you’re in love with him
You read my mind
which says more about that guy than I ever wanted to know
The guy who kept saying "shhh" and telling me to puke in a bucket made me feel like I had been kidnapped or something
That guy was legit frightening.
it was the drugs he had given you that were making you puke
@@annieliina oh _no_
when he kept making shushing noises it reminded me of people trying to calm down animals
pov: you're a horse
He looked like off-brand Scotty Sire
Danny and Drew: We are *not* the same person.
Also Danny and Drew: *consistently make the exact same jokes at the exact same time*
Salsabila Amari shh no no no no no
Salsabila Amari we don’t talk about that
*69* 0 likes wow
Shhh....My parents! (Lol Sorry stolen joke sort of)
@@stankyjo nice
I felt so uncomfortable watching this. I felt like Instead of boyfriend asmr, It’s more like kidnapped by serial killer asmr.
Steven asmr is really good, high quality. I highly recommend his kidnap videos, at night, full audio. No cringe
I like asmr but this for some reason I couldn't stand this
Pulp Fiction I agree this type of ASMR is really weird. I don’t like how close they are to the camera
@@thethmooteresa kidnap.....videos?????? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶bye
@@dramuah4891 🥳🤣🤣 It depends on ur taste, but he also has a daddy asmr and cuddle stuff so if you dont like the dark stuff ^^ he also got fluff
It’s so technically harmless yet so deeply threatening at the same time.
Why do they all sound like serial killers who've kidnapped these girls...
Seriously, though. I feel violated and we are only getting 1/4 of the experience here.
Who knows.
Kidnapping Simulator 2019
Bc they're whispering. You know, bc it's an ASMR video? How long is your attention span did you already forget???
@@majik5194 yeah... I got that. Clearly, everyone else also got that and could also appreciate that this was an observational joke...
him: “so how was your off day?”
me: i cheated on you with jesse
him: ”you lucky”
I like how you have 1000 likes but no replies
@@viastis4107 oof my bad
Lol
DHWOUVWH JESSE IS MY CRUSH'S NAME-
AND HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY IN THE VID?????
OMG I CHOKED SKWKWEKEO
Drew's hair: 🔼🔼🔼
Danny's hair: 🌊
If their hair is the only thing that makes them “different” people than Danny could be just restyling his hair and photoshopping himself to make Drew.
They’re the same person!
@@MinisDunyasi5 tru 🤔 care to explain, Drew Gooden, and Drew Gooden?!
@@willowThe_Tree They can’t fool us! They’re the same person!
@@MinisDunyasi5 yes 🔫😤👊
Drew’s hair: /|\/|\
Imagine walking in your sons bedroom and seeing him whisper to a camera sayin “it’s okay, it’s okay shhhh”
asmr guy: good girl
drew:
danny:
drew: alright that’s enough of this guy
That part had me crying, they both got so uncomfortable so fast
i hope everyone got uncomfortable with that- i HATED that
Wow didn’t expect so many people to like this lmao hi little greg stinkers
i was screaming and laughing then when he said that i was like 😶
That part made me cringe 😖
"So how was your off day?"
"Well, I attended my mother's funeral."
"Dang. You lucky!"
"..."
@@cranjismcbasketball615 and a bear
I'm sorry
@@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 interesting name
@@brezzlendean77 *Revs bisexual engine*
Danny: “I accept!”
Drew: “danny were both married.”
Danny: “oh ☹️”
*no*
to each other?
@@cleangamer220 yeah, didnt you hear about amanda going rouge in the military?
@@casper2166 🤣🤣🤣🤣Call back I love it
Oh, it’s actually
Drew: “I accept!”
Danny: “danny we’re both married.”
Drew: “oh ☹️”
Tiktoker: "Good girl."
"Alright well tuats enough of this guy."
I was so happy it ended immediately.
tuats..? tuah..? hawk tuah…
Danny: *Genuinely decent at ASMR*
Drew: *sounds like he’s trying to coerce me into a drug deal in an alley*
😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😂
LMFAO
e x a c t ly
HAHAHA I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT AND SAW THIS
Indeed
What I learned from this video is Drew doesn’t know how to whisper
I noticed that too 🤣
A lot of the ASMR guys they showed us did that. Is it just normal to not be able to whisper or something?
He got better at it tho lol
Drew has a weird whisper, like he's loud and quiet at the same time
Some ASMRtists do « soft spoken » videos instead of whispering 🤷🏽♀️
This is genuinely the most uncomfortable I've ever been while laughing
Alysha Rediker SAME
Yep!! Asmr makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable, but its Danny and Drew......
Alysha Rediker-I had nightmares about this lol
ngl, same
Oh God this was horrifying.
i love that the sirens were definitely not a scripted part of that man's video but instead of turning the camera off or something he just rolls with it
Guy: "good girl"
Danny and drew: "rigHT ENOUGH OF THIS GUY"
Whatthefuckisapiedpiper ? Honestly my reaction too
timotheé chalamet?
xuanthuy ngo that’s what I thought lmap
I meant lmao
why is danny like legitimately good at asmr
meanwhile drew sounds like hes about to murder us
The thing is- I'm fine with drew murdering me 😂
Awkwardly_ Army um
hm not to kinkshame but What the Fuck
true true
*murdering you - boyfriend asmr*
Boy: “Can I give you some kisses?”
Me: “ I’m fourteen.”
* sirens *
Boy: “Sorry the sirens are going off. They’ll pass.”
Me: o_o
*wolf howls*
This needs more credit 😂😂
Pieper Marshall official Lol it’s probably the FBI coming to bust down his door :P
Ladies and gentlemen....... we got him.
Pieper Marshall official HAHAHAH
In a very depressed state binge watching drew videos is probably the best thing I can do. It helps a little against the loneliness
hey, hope you’re doing better now. sending good vibes
Hope you're in a better place now.
hey hope youre going well now!
hope ur ok now ‼️💘
me too :( hope you’re feeling better buddy
Wait did this guy just say " I'm treating you well this time" WTF did he do last time did he try to kill us!?!?
Serial killer boyfriend.
the bar is so LOW here
Running away from killer boyfriend ASMR
Slap us, screaming?
He's dating all of us at once lmao
"aww-"
"danny, we're both married."
"oh."
c
d
E
F
G
if this is how boyfriends are then I don’t want one.
Get a gf
@@inshane.in.the.membrane Oof
They’re definitely not
jUsT sToP is she’s female, and liked female she might be bi or lesbian not gay.
sock degargeyter ikr I was thinking the same
9:11 this may be the single most uncomfortable video I've seen on this godforsaken website.
I’m dying the time stamp
The thought of Danny and Drew whispering and caressing their cameras in their bathrooms while their wives are at work is honestly hilarious
no because i think about this ALL the time. like, laura and amanda work 9-5 jobs and they're just... doing... this
Well, it does get lonely when your wife ain't home
I can only imagine their wives' responses when their coworkers ask what their husbands do for work.
technically drew and danny are working too
@@chunky8684 yeah but the thought of earning money from caressing and whispering to your camera is hilarious
nobody:
absolutely no one:
Drew and Danny: w a n n a m a k e a v i d e o
All in an effort to still try an convince us that they're two different people cause who the heck could call and then talk to themselves on the phone? You wouldn't hear yourself on the phone coming from the other end. But I'm too wise and keen to this Danny-Drew guy's editing tricks and I'm not buying it for one second! Oh and the whole tour "they" did to prove to people that they're not the same person... If they can make a hologram of 2pac I'm sure Danny-Drew can make one too.
#TheRealTeaSiiissss
#ConspiracyTheoryBusted
What abøut Tyler?
Drew and Danny: w a n n a g o o n t o u r
Me: F o o d
you mean danny and danny
ASMR boyfriend heals you after gunshot wound from dolphin apocalypse
so long and thanks for all the fish
Dolphin apocalypse?? Is that why it was dead in that video with Elon? :(
@@avemflamma so sad it had to come to this
well i mean there is that angelica asmr video involving dolphin whisperers, and you’re the dolphin...
Timothy Kemer *laughs* you fool, I was the one who started the dolphin apocalypse!
these one sided asmrs remind me of when i was younger and would play pretend with other kids and they’d say something like “okay now pretend i punch you and no dodge and you die and i’m the strongest person ever” and you kinda just stand there not knowing what to say
Can I give you some kisses?
*immediate police siren*
*wolves howling*
*Knocks loud*
FBI OPEN UP!!!!
I'm not goING BACK TO JAIL
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT KISSING!!!
Can I give you some kisses?
*Police siren*
FBI OPEN UP
HOLD ON I GOTTA GO SHOOT SOME GUYS
“I can give you some kisses.”
[Police Sirens]
hmMmMmMmMmMmmmM
2 things
1. I love this
2. Amazing username
The howls is what got me
Icyhottttt lmaooo todorokiiiii
Two things
This is Great
I got you to 1000 likes lmao
MilkTea Bean thank you Mr. Bean
update on their wives:
laura's stuck in a well and amanda went missing in afghanistan
LMAO THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT-
I'm livid
no guys drew is with jake pail now
Thank you!! I’ve been wondering and I couldn’t find any information anywhere! You my friend, are a life saver.
Update! Laura’s still in the well...BUT Amanda is back from Afghanistan and is now stuck in a hole
i literally come back to this video every couple of months and i laugh harder every time this is my favorite video ever.
Great choice!
Same lmao
Nothing has ever made me feel more like a horse than Drew and Dany repeatedly petting me and telling me to "shh"
lol
Omg so true😂
I'm replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have the same feeling as I keep having female horses so every time Arthur calms or praises the horse it feels like it's lovingly directed at me lol.
@@ThexDynastxQueen you kinky as fuck and I respect that
Have an apple
I have never been so uncomfortable. The chewing gum sounds really just another layer of nasty
Grace Duvall its asmr, you wouldn’t understand
Maxwell Kelly nobody would understand
Grace Duvall the sirens and wolf cry tho
@@maxwellkelly4667 I live asmr eating but this is making me uncomfortable :(
Poly Like this ruclips.net/video/2Mt-ulpi7xc/видео.html
drew isn't closer to the camera danny is just really small
Optical illusion 💯
Nah, Drew is just really BIG
Fair Enough
I hope this is a game grumps reference
but they're the same person
There’s a separate vibe off these two compared to others where it feels like a collab. Here it feels like two teenagers hanging out at each others houses
Laura and Amanda: I think they're cheating on us.
Danny and Drew: *sHh ShH sHhHhHhH i KnOw i kNoW*
😂😂😂😂😂
What do you mean Amanda went missing in Afganistan
WHY DO I GET HAMILTON VIBES. oh and I agree, Amanda is in Afghanistan
Scarlett Latham oh yeah i forgot. she died in afganistan THEN went missing 😂😂😂
Night Light i wAs AimIN foR thE SkY
they’re like drake and josh except they’re both josh
josh^2
josh and josh
josh^2
Lol
I have never seen something I enjoyed as much as this.
When Danny isn’t talking he looks like he’s about to cry
resting cry face
@@r4ndom7000 😂
@@r4ndom7000 this sounds like a kermit thing
so just,, kermit
hes constantly about to cry
fun fact: the taking care of you while your sick ASMR by dennis actually also works as yandere serial killer as well! Thats why hes hand feeding you, your stuck to a chair in the basement because he was so jealous lol
W-what?
@@CoolNoQuestionMark just a little fun fact!🥰
“Did you have a bad dream?......
WAS IT ABOUT JESSE”
Becca W LMAOO
Lol
PLOT TWIST THE SECOND DIDE IS JESSE
Therapist: Did you have a bad dream?
Me: yea it was about boyfriend roleplay
Therapist:*writes insane on the paper* ok you're free to go and btw the insane asylum is right down the road
Me:Wait what?
Becca W I don’t know why but I was thinking that was jesse Lacey from brand new
Danny screaming “you’re SICK!!! with the FLU!!” Makes me chuckle every time
Grazz.
@@grunt3528 what
@@haydenfr12950 I said what I said
@@grunt3528 you right
@@cagedcorvid ik I am
I started dying laughing when the sirens went off when he asked for kisses I was like there’s child protective services
LMAO I THOUGHT THAT SAID PROACTIVE AND NOT PROTECTIVE
ME TOO LMAO
@@ladyblossomh8905 either way neither one helps
IM SOBBING, I SAW A COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE VIEWER WAS 10 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THE SIRENS WERE THE POLICE LOOKING FOR HIM
i was thinking more like "FBI, OPEN UP"
I once saw a series of ASMR videos in the same universe that followed the story of a girl in a zombie apocalypse. I was so immersed in the plot that it actually kept me up instead of putting me to sleep-
do you remember who made the videos? now i want to watch them lol
@sapphirethesapphic I'm not 100%, but it might be gibi asmr? It seems like she has a few abt a zombie apocalypse, if you're still looking
@@404usernotfound_ oh, i know of gibi asmr. Shes done similar stuff but thats not the one i was talkin about, thank you though ^^
@@sapphirethesapphic i genuinely dont remember.. if i find it ill lyk
@@kristheva thank you for responding regardless 🫶
"I'm treating you really well this time" W-what happened last time?
He was hanging with the trash bois
there was no coke
I thought the same thing!! Lol I'm surprised they didn't mention it
Heheheheheh im like number 420
@@yuyu8478 bro thats so funi
"Wait Jesse was there?"
Me: *sweats nervously*
Lmao love this
Lmao
999 likes xD
the fact that i used to watch jesse i-
Me, whos bf is named Jesse 😳
I like how Drew seems like he physically can’t whisper
he cannot
He actually can't, it's a medical condition called "Icantshutupitis"
I was JUST about to comment this😂😂
@Ashley Barboza I agree
@Ashley Barboza Are you having a stroke?
I'm actually SICK with the FLU. I'm not throwing up tho
I HOPE you’re OKAY now
@@Keiko-ok6lq I AM thank YOU
I'm also currently SICK with the FLU. terrified for this man to find me w his bucket
@@artrombaI hope you will recover FAST from the FLU
@@emimew THANK you so MUCH
sometimes I watch boyfriend role-plays when I want a boyfriend to remind me why I don't want one
that’s honestly an amazing solution
Trust me No lad is this weird
Omg that's awesome
Lmao I watch ones like these but they are anime characters, an example is the character in my pfp, hawks from mha hehe :>
@@sydahnee157 oh my yes, I have a Hawk sweater from my boyfriend
I'm a straight guy but I really needed Drew and Danny pretending to be my boyfriend
no shame in admitting it
✖‿✖
ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ
We all do
No homo
They never stop flexing with the fact they are both married. Calm down fellas!
The Comment to each other
They have to keep reminding people that they're old enough to get married
d ans i definitely forgot 😂
I hope they never stop flexing their marriages on us
Kurtis also flexes his beautiful girlfriend all the time on his channel
they riff off each other so well it is actually amazing
Danny: hi Greg
Drew: hi guy
Kurtis: F O L K S
Victøria yee yee.
*hand clap intensifies*
they look like twins
👏
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This activated my fight or flight response
Which one did you choose?
Sarah Murphy fight
Sarah Murphy I chose freeze
LucyIsLit LMAO 🤣
Sarah Murphy I chose AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*boyfriend kisses the camera*
Danny: I felt that in real life 🥴
Drew: LuCkY
Lmaooo
lmao
I was laughing so hard
I legit laughed for 4 minutes straight
🥴lol
Time stamp?
Danny and Drew are so helpful omg one brought me a tiny amount of water and the other brought me barbecue sauce in a cup 😍❤❤
Honestly so thoughtfull of them😔. Its like they know exactly what I need at the right moment❤
But I thought Danny brought both the water and the barbecue sauce
literally they’re bae goals
@@CarolineCalvanobagels 😨😨😨
Drew's inability to whisper is killing me 😂😂
Fr 💀
LMAO-💀
Q111¹
🤣I didn't even notice until now
The weird thing is, he’s whispering when he’s with Danny but not when he’s by himself
Imagine raising a child only for them to do boyfriend asmr for a career.
If I gave them life, I can take it away.
Tbh I'd still support them, as long as they were happy😃
@@alexzisedwards7283 lol yeah I saw the video
I mean it’s cringey but he probably makes a good amount of money from it
Lol
You know what really helps me fall asleep?
16 year old's whispering in my ear while chewing at the loudest possible decibel
Agreed 😂
Works every time
This is the height of luxury
who snatched my weave I snatched your weave and I’m holding it for ransom for $1,000
You have 1 day
I read decibel as edible
5 yrs later a i just notice the captions at 6:52 i'm cackling
It’s fucking great
Lmaooo I love when ppl who make the captions have fun with it! I notice it especially on Danny and Drew’s channels
OH ME TOOO
Is he whispering so his mom doesn't knock on the door and ask him what he's doing lol
That's what I was thinking but then I was like oh it's asmr😂
That makes sense
Anand R. Misir no
LMAOFOODIWGSGFXYWYSTDRTSTFUBEKHEHDYR
“MOOOOM I’M DOING ASMR PLEASE”
me: "I want to break up with you."
all ASMR boyfriend videos: "no, no, no, no, shhh, shhh..."
Me: I caught you cheating with Caitlin
ASMR boyfriends: it's okay shh shh no no
I scrolled through the comments again and tried to like this again. good comment my brain wanted to like it twice.
owo poopie
this is my most liked comment
nice pfp
two bros watching boyfriend asmr roleplays together 2 ft apart but theyre not gay cuz theyre marrieddd
**jazz hands**
bianca balajadia that was terrible and I love it
When i read this i actually did jazz hands LMAO
*shatters their rings*
the jazz hands..
Cuz they're married to each other...
the way danny says “treat and a half” reminds me of my grandmother and it brings me so much joy ☺️
i love that danny is so quiet it’s hard to hear but drew genuinely can not whisper
13:56
As a person who genuinely can't whisper, Drew makes me feel validated
14:15
Drew specializes in soft spoken asmr lol
@@jessicamattes4208 what do u mean u can’t whisper?
“How was your off day?”
“My mom passed away”
“Dang.... you lucky”
Oof-
anna ou--
That sucks--
Fair enough
Lol
I feel like kurtis's mom is friends with danny and drew's mom and she told their moms to include kurtis in their game
Why is that so true 😂😂
I mean I do see that could be a possibility
this is my favorite comment probably ever
PLEASE THESE COMMENTS ARE SO MEAN HAHHAH
OH MY GOSH YEAHHH
I'm sorry but the sirens and howling goong off during that one guy's video is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen i constantly think about it and it brings me to tears
do you think the police brought the werewolf to justice
Guy: “Good Girl”
Drew: *Offended*
I'm offended too
*Danny
me: *offended*
everyone: *offended*
@@doublebraincell6458 gerald lopez i forgot his name
The only time Drew whispers is when he’s with Danny because he can hear what an actual whisper sounds like and the alien in his brain can copy it and make the whisper sound come out of his mouth
this comment literally made me laugh so hard i cried
Omg 😂
my brain hurts trying to read this comment
Hahaha I just realized how loud he naturally is 😂. I'm trying to think of the last time I heard Drew whisper and I can't remember.
He has a natural gift.
So THATS why everyone thinks Danny and Drew are the same.
Drew's an alien who copies Danny because he's attempting to learn how humans act, and he created RUclips to further his knowledge
"How was work?"
"How was your off day?"
YOU JUST SAID WE WERE AT WORK
aud2d2 there are different days but go off
the setting is of a boyfriend who sneaked into the room of the girlfriend. of course, he wouldnt do that everyday. he probably asked about the work that happened previous to that day then the off day on the day itself.
aud2d2 maybe you’re supposed to answer with “I had an off day today.”
Zac
I don’t really care for these videos and I don’t wanna find myself defending them but you make a lot of sense.
@@zac6876 yeah but he asked "how was your off day?". you dont say that when someone says "i had an off day" you just ask what happened.
There's so much weird and unsettling stuff on the Internet, but being able to laugh about it with Danny and Drew helps me feel a little bit better about living in a world where these things exist.