The World's Hardest Flexer (with Danny Gonzalez)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2019
  • WARNING: this video gets pretty gross at times, maybe don't watch this if you're like 12 or wanted to watch a youtube video with your parents. You will be very uncomfortable.
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  • @Tonique524
    @Tonique524 5 лет назад +6571

    "My gf is 18 and still in high school"
    "Let's talk about why badass good looking rich guys don't have a gf, like me"

  • @cara2801
    @cara2801 4 года назад +8407

    It's like dj khaled and a basic white girl fused into one middle aged man's midlife crisis.

  • @beesinthebloodstream
    @beesinthebloodstream Год назад +14510

    i love how he's so masculine and confident and macho but has the most delicate eyelashes ive ever seen

    • @Mothman_Aurora
      @Mothman_Aurora Год назад +1069

      Omfg YES how does he have the most masculine macho man alpha male bs vibe about him while simultaneously having the most dainty and luxurious eyelashes I've ever seen?? How is that possible?!?!

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi Год назад +345

      Frr!! He has really nice eyes!!

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +447

      @@Spooky_l3xxi that's like the only good thing abt him

    • @brownjumper202
      @brownjumper202 Год назад +360

      “The only coherent thought that comes to mind is how insulting it is that eyelashes like his were wasted on Satan’s Errand Boy.”
      -Christina Lauren

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen Год назад +306

      HIs eyebrows are also super shaped and he looks like he wears a bit of makeup. He'd be decent looking guy and could help men do skin care if it weren't for the parody movie villain beard and personality.

  • @ethexreql
    @ethexreql Год назад +4392

    as a south-east asian girl, i have never been so glad to see someone be racist
    my condolences to the white girls who are not safe from the standards of this thing

    • @Joe27248
      @Joe27248 10 месяцев назад +230

      Let's be real, if anything even resembling a woman offered this man attention, he would eat it up; regardless of ethnicity. Sorry not sorry.

    • @cogcog5264
      @cogcog5264 10 месяцев назад +140

      Being a dude never had so many perks, I don't have to be on this dudes radar

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 10 месяцев назад +1

      appreciate it 💔💔😔👊

    • @obsoleteelite8258
      @obsoleteelite8258 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@Joe27248no it seems he actually likes the rooster

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 7 месяцев назад +81

      @gageb2724
      Nick is literally just Andrew Tate but with beautiful eyelashes and no ears

  • @clairepettie
    @clairepettie 4 года назад +5680

    Everyone seems fixated on the "I turned a girl off men forever" part, but I'm more concerned with the amount of women who died after their relationship with him.

    • @homaralexanderxg
      @homaralexanderxg 4 года назад +235

      multiple, cuz remember. He WASN'T gay

    • @kirkbupkis
      @kirkbupkis 4 года назад +240

      He's radioactive, clearly.

    • @chrier9798
      @chrier9798 4 года назад +17

      I love your profile picture :3

    • @CT1337_Lucky
      @CT1337_Lucky 4 года назад +28

      He must have Aids or some other STD

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 года назад +26

      hes actually a source of radioactivity

  • @MoonsickVenus
    @MoonsickVenus 3 года назад +5382

    ’turnoffs: non-Caucasian’ I've never been this happy that I'm Mexican

    • @ximearmenta6060
      @ximearmenta6060 3 года назад +59

      a huevo

    • @jessrichardson3629
      @jessrichardson3629 3 года назад +72

      Makes me so much more thankful that my granny was a medicine woman. Here I thought I was too white.

    • @lizzy5947
      @lizzy5947 3 года назад +161

      As a Caucasian girl I’m terrified

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 3 года назад +9

      Lucky you

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 3 года назад +12

      I like your username!

  • @feel4chestnuts
    @feel4chestnuts Год назад +1380

    he looks like the ladybug from bugs life

  • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
    @2006PoyotaKirbolla Год назад +2085

    My second favourite line from a Drew video is “I was not gay”

    • @AshleyBrown-lp1vw
      @AshleyBrown-lp1vw Год назад +25

      What’s your favorite?

    • @2006PoyotaKirbolla
      @2006PoyotaKirbolla Год назад +118

      “When did this turn into beautiful world?”

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Год назад +71

      I love it, it gives the same vibes as “does Bruno Mars is gay”

    • @karlovisttimes8271
      @karlovisttimes8271 11 месяцев назад +7

      I use it surprisingly often lolz

    • @jex638
      @jex638 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@riabouchinskaI DONT KNOW DOES HE?

  • @bluebirds_and_bees
    @bluebirds_and_bees 4 года назад +10064

    This guy talks about sex like a person who's never had sex before

    • @poisonberries1218
      @poisonberries1218 4 года назад +629

      and that's on spanking tits

    • @ezmoney6755
      @ezmoney6755 4 года назад +459

      “Buys a bag of sex toys”
      Hey google, what do these things do?

    • @spookname3718
      @spookname3718 4 года назад +428

      @@ezmoney6755 Nah dude he would say Alexa because he alexa'd his house up and likes the 49ers

    • @bowl3037
      @bowl3037 4 года назад +103

      Hannah Bee I thought he was gay until this video

    • @leighh2725
      @leighh2725 4 года назад +153

      No like a 10 year old writing fan fiction

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 5 лет назад +6028

    "I don't take it personally." *makes an entire video about how insecure and jealous women are*

    • @literallysatan5495
      @literallysatan5495 4 года назад +50

      That's why I cry in my room every night.

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 4 года назад

      megasaur hahaha

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 4 года назад +1

      ¿ Curiosi-Tea ? I know it’s over

    • @JillLovesAlpacas
      @JillLovesAlpacas 4 года назад +2

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад

      Seems like the one that's insecure is the incel nunce that likes underage kids. Yeah you're definitely not the one that's insecure man.

  • @lovelyender
    @lovelyender Год назад +2516

    the way that both danny and drew's faces slowly turn to equally hilarious YIKES expressions at 8:26 is an entire masterpiece

    • @capobucciarati8324
      @capobucciarati8324 Год назад +72

      That part always gets me it's so fucking funny

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Год назад +124

      Danny retracting his entire chin and jaw into his neck :D

    • @lovelyender
      @lovelyender Год назад +26

      @@riabouchinska EXACTLY IT GIVES ME SM LIFE

    • @catabat49654
      @catabat49654 7 месяцев назад +18

      I have that screenshot saved in my phone for extreme “YIKES” reactions 😅

  • @Bunker-Nines
    @Bunker-Nines Год назад +979

    On behalf of all men we happily accept that Nick "was not gay" and hope to keep it that way.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 6 месяцев назад +34

      Wait what does this mean? Cos on behalf of the gay community we don't want him either

    • @Bunker-Nines
      @Bunker-Nines 6 месяцев назад

      Huh, Well then our goals are aligned!@@Random-sk6hm

    • @gachalifelilly
      @gachalifelilly 6 месяцев назад

      @@Random-sk6hmthats literally what they mean lol😂😂 all men gay or straight are glad he isn’t gay-

    • @facuuu2809
      @facuuu2809 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Random-sk6hmI get why you would not want him fr I mean who does?

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Месяц назад +7

      on behalf of the gay men community I second that, we don't want him

  • @introvertedcrow
    @introvertedcrow 3 года назад +2647

    This dude acts like all the women want him then goes on a rant about no one wanting to date him

  • @princessland4537
    @princessland4537 4 года назад +3259

    This video has the power to sexually assault anyone just by watching it

    • @josefina.sm2001
      @josefina.sm2001 4 года назад +25

      Omggggg😂😂 i felt that way

    • @amberdunn6272
      @amberdunn6272 4 года назад +5

      Josefina m.s click on her channel. Wtf? I’m so confused.

    • @dylanvandort1523
      @dylanvandort1523 4 года назад +10

      Why is a three year old saying this

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 4 года назад +36

      dylan van dort guys calm down I’m a 17 yr old girl who made this acc for my 3 yr old baby sis. I just like to put cute videos of her. And she does not know how to read or write like most 3 yr olds. And she would certainly not be able to understand these type of videos. But still thx for the concern 😊

    • @princessland4537
      @princessland4537 4 года назад +8

      Avery Dunn thx for the concern but plz read my other comment 😊

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha Год назад +334

    I can't explain it but it makes sense that Drew owns a cat while Danny owns a dog.

    • @-_-hxney_daisy-_-
      @-_-hxney_daisy-_- 8 месяцев назад +21

      It really does and idk how

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR 15 дней назад +1

      @@-_-hxney_daisy-_-Drew is 😌 and Danny is 😁

  • @Tenrek
    @Tenrek Год назад +3694

    17:35 Drew's ability as a comedian here is so beautifully demonstrated, a great joke to build off of Danny, then a callback to a previous multi-joke, and then ANOTHER callback to the funniest part of that multi-joke, followed up by Danny's joining in accenting that last bit again makes it even funnier because it feels so much more gratifying when you know it too. This video deserves the spot as Drew's most popular video, it is such a great piece of commentary.

    • @msw3314
      @msw3314 Год назад +190

      Great highlighting of a great moment in this video. There’s also a few other times similar to this in which Drew and Danny bounce off of one another so well.

    • @imlilyalright
      @imlilyalright Год назад +116

      @@msw3314 that's why they are such good friends!! they have similar personality and get along really well that's what makes them perfect friends

    • @poogissploogis
      @poogissploogis Год назад +28

      That part of probably my favorite joke that he's ever made!

    • @bulletangel
      @bulletangel Год назад +8

      It’s literally his top vid and why I checked it out lol

    • @desirient
      @desirient Год назад +51

      what are you guys, sports commentators?
      real talk though yeah drew is a talented comedian. i’m always impressed by his ability to callback and heighten jokes

  • @jessicat3691
    @jessicat3691 5 лет назад +6525

    “Suicide by lethal injection” just sounds like his ex overdosed and Nick was so narcissistic he thought it was because of him omfg

    • @michaelaradke1987
      @michaelaradke1987 5 лет назад +162

      Wow you're right, I didn't notice that sksksk

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 4 года назад +114

      You know that Greek myth Narcisass or however you spell his name he is nothing compared to this guy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +47

      General High-Ground Narcissus?

    • @joethenotable331
      @joethenotable331 4 года назад +28

      Yeah that dude

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 года назад +13

      jessica dot com or they committed a crime so horrendous to get away from him that they were immediately put to death

  • @user-ev8cr6wd7h
    @user-ev8cr6wd7h 4 года назад +4710

    “I have a 18 year old girlfriend who is still in high school”
    Also him: “I want to be a dad”

    • @nevaehisntok28
      @nevaehisntok28 4 года назад +156

      Oh shit, RUN

    • @lourdesirlanda6099
      @lourdesirlanda6099 4 года назад +170

      F B I O P E N U P!

    • @dmf19sksksk62
      @dmf19sksksk62 4 года назад +139

      Girlfriend: *runs*
      Him: *wHy aRe yOu RuNniNg?!*

    • @locbui3571
      @locbui3571 4 года назад +21

      An under rated comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @allykayyy2683
      @allykayyy2683 4 года назад +42

      Maybe that's why he's dating the 18 year old know what I mean... dad and daddy is such a... thin line... m I rite

  • @paigej6365
    @paigej6365 10 месяцев назад +540

    It’s been years and I still think about “I was not gay” all the time. I love it so much

    • @jigup2
      @jigup2 10 месяцев назад +16

      the cameo at the end ties it all together

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena 5 месяцев назад +157

    if you're wondering where he is now, he claims to be a "retired billionaire" and wears these really really strange gold beads all over his body. he lost hundreds of pounds and looks great, but he's terribly losing his mind. he just rants on and on about how there are gang hits after him and how police are out to get him and his mother. it's really strange and I hope he's good.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 3 месяца назад +7

      bro is silly

    • @ItzBrittKneeBish
      @ItzBrittKneeBish 3 месяца назад +23

      He also filed for bankruptcy, his name is Aly Ashley 😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 26 дней назад

      sounds like mental illness or drug induced psychosis 😕 hope he gets the help he needs, for everyone’s sake

    • @TheHardR
      @TheHardR 15 дней назад

      @@ItzBrittKneeBishFOR REAL??!

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 4 дня назад +1

      ItzBritKneeBish
      But he said his name ISN’T ally😦
      (Also great username lol)

  • @nomatyx5789
    @nomatyx5789 4 года назад +14568

    I like how he flexes on the fact that he literally turned someone off men forever.

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 года назад +278

      Glad1atoR if I did the same, I’d never stop fully questioning my life ever again.

    • @hamluk_
      @hamluk_ 4 года назад +592

      literally if you turn someone off dating an entire gender you are one of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. it's not cool, it's not a flex. smh

    • @Luna-eh5dw
      @Luna-eh5dw 4 года назад +21

      I wonder why? XD

    • @acompletedisaster9334
      @acompletedisaster9334 4 года назад +18

      Glad1atoR I’m les so I got sorta mad about that

    • @nomatyx5789
      @nomatyx5789 4 года назад +73

      @@acompletedisaster9334 I am too, but I find it more funny than anything else. I guess I'm just resistant to "turned someone gay" insults.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +5166

    “Turn offs: non-Caucasian”
    Alright how do I stop being white

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179 3 года назад +236

      Ok so first get paint

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +303

      Just your friendly neighborhood meme dealer nO

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus 3 года назад +198

      I was about to give you the same advice 😅
      But honestly .. I'm sure black people would understand if you explain to them why are you wearing black face
      I mean , who wouldn't ...I mean I'm a :
      1. Man
      2. Straight
      3. Brown
      4. In a relationship
      and this guy still managed to creep me out

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 3 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @felagoncalves
      @felagoncalves 3 года назад +49

      Then maybe invent something that's the opposite of bleach

  • @12fishcake
    @12fishcake Год назад +367

    Anyone who unironically refers to dating them as "selecting a mate" legit scares me.
    Y'know, in addition to literally everything else about this guy.

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe Год назад +322

    I remember I watched this video in front of my ex and he got upset that they were being too mean about Hard Rock Nick. I should have realized that was a red flag

    • @akirajaxon4718
      @akirajaxon4718 Год назад +31

      OOF

    • @reii69420
      @reii69420 9 месяцев назад +14

      😬😬😬

    • @hobiluvr69
      @hobiluvr69 9 месяцев назад +51

      congratulations on your escape

    • @raininglantern
      @raininglantern 29 дней назад +4

      If there was anyone it was ok to make fun of, it's probably hard rock nick

  • @racheldama7666
    @racheldama7666 4 года назад +5820

    I’ve never felt more unsafe for being white in my entire life

    • @erducks624
      @erducks624 4 года назад +45

      I love this 😂😂😂😂

    • @solidmoonbeams8939
      @solidmoonbeams8939 4 года назад +49

      Self defence is not hard to learn, just so you know

    • @ytstachi3801
      @ytstachi3801 4 года назад +4

      Oi

    • @ellatelfer5919
      @ellatelfer5919 4 года назад +88

      This guy is gonna be one of the most known gays and that scares me. I don't ever want to be associated with that entity. He could literally kill someone by bellyflopping them

    • @racheldama7666
      @racheldama7666 4 года назад +4

      1-UP Oh noooo 😂

  • @TempestTemple
    @TempestTemple 4 года назад +13228

    How is "I turned women who dated me gay" a flex? If anything it's a burn

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +1222

      "I was just so awful to them that they literally turned into lesbians cause they just couldn't stand guys anymore"

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 года назад +512

      Right?? Imagine being so awful you turned a woman off from dicks forever. That’s some incredible shit right there??

    • @sorchaa2654
      @sorchaa2654 4 года назад +187

      @@jk89204 truly, some people want to have invisiblity and things like that, but N O the ultimate power is being able to turn straight women GAY by being terrible to them

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 года назад +15

      Janice in the same way that radiating actual nuclear waves would be a superpower. 😂😂

    • @hiraccino2339
      @hiraccino2339 4 года назад +40

      Yeah, I beat my wife, now she's gay

  • @BenDover-dw6bp
    @BenDover-dw6bp Год назад +233

    "Like I'm older than you" that got me laughing so hard

  • @readavi808
    @readavi808 Год назад +203

    I have never felt closer to the 0.000034% of Cherokee in my blood than after learning this man's type is a "pure" American white girl.

  • @atticusmoss8300
    @atticusmoss8300 3 года назад +10610

    Every time he looks at me, I feel like I should be reporting him for sexual harassment

  • @imanmooraj6336
    @imanmooraj6336 4 года назад +9551

    "they don't like to see you succeed"
    They just don't like to see you.

    • @gothic_ratboi
      @gothic_ratboi 4 года назад +78

      This is my life story

    • @jorjiiinnn
      @jorjiiinnn 4 года назад +49

      Goat Da Potato I’m laughing so much I sound like a deranged witch

    • @farahabdul-quayum3250
      @farahabdul-quayum3250 4 года назад +7

      Hi Katey you have a look at it again in

    • @BingoBoingus
      @BingoBoingus 4 года назад +4

      Ooof😂😂

    • @ren8955
      @ren8955 4 года назад +3

      Bars HAHAHA 😂😂

  • @doodleferp8158
    @doodleferp8158 10 месяцев назад +155

    As a representative of the “pure” white American girls, we as a community would like to distance ourselves from this man. May he live happily with his Google Image houses.

    • @extravahamster2637
      @extravahamster2637 8 месяцев назад +10

      As another “pure American white girl” I entirely agree with you

    • @hiitsme2427
      @hiitsme2427 7 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated comment

  • @Blastronaute
    @Blastronaute Год назад +481

    Especially as someone with self esteem and body image issues, it’s reassuring in a way to see someone less attractive and overall worse than me (and most people) have such an ego. It proves that confidence is a lie and the only thing keeping us from being more confident is our beliefs that we aren’t confident people. If this dirty thumb of a person is so confident, why shouldn’t I be?

    • @GG-xcx9z
      @GG-xcx9z Год назад +19

      HAHA FELT ☠️

    • @e1eanorlovessoil
      @e1eanorlovessoil 10 месяцев назад +71

      Why was this more motivating that any other speech on confidence i’ve ever seen 😭😭 this is life changing

    • @hiimaytuser5832
      @hiimaytuser5832 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@e1eanorlovessoil I know right????!!!!! is an amazing way of thinking

    • @incarnateflame3462
      @incarnateflame3462 8 месяцев назад

      confidence is very real
      its your delusions and unwarranted self hatred and dysmorphia that aren't real in the way that you are very likely the person that thinks the worst of yourself and these are complex issues that i hope you find the answers to
      cockiness is a lie
      confidence is what it is
      this dude isnt confident hes weird as fuck and a pathological liar and a narcissist.

    • @mikamikan1079
      @mikamikan1079 5 месяцев назад

      hyper masculine straight men's ego lol

  • @zara.nicolee
    @zara.nicolee 5 лет назад +5479

    why is he a GTA character come to life

    • @gay_grey
      @gay_grey 4 года назад +27

      *my exact thought*

    • @spacewater4898
      @spacewater4898 4 года назад +11

      zara nicole been thinking about that for 10 hours

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 4 года назад +3

      it's all that makeup, makes him look like he's cgi-rendered

    • @scottpilgrim1518
      @scottpilgrim1518 4 года назад +1

      He’s a GTA NPC that you find so you can just unload all the many violent ways you can end someone. Starting with running over with your car (repeatedly) and ending with his bullet riddled carcass being dropped from a crashing helicopter while on fire.

    • @rm4250
      @rm4250 4 года назад

      zara nicole with a glitch

  • @Berrybamboo112
    @Berrybamboo112 3 года назад +3524

    Imagine only dating white, fair-skinned and blue-eyed women, and then photoshopping your face onto the non-white, dark-skinned brown-eyed snack that is Dwayne Johnson.

    • @jayvang7490
      @jayvang7490 3 года назад +243

      Nick: "I only date, pure Aryans!"
      also Nick: "My hero is the Black Samoan God of Pecs Dwayne Johnson!"

    • @bigal4117
      @bigal4117 3 года назад +50

      He do be a snack doe

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 года назад +138

      I feel like his misogyny and racism against women of color are a projection of internalized homophobia because he's attracted to non-white men.
      It's the ciiiircle of bigotryyy.

    • @enliieise
      @enliieise 3 года назад +15

      @@janeeyre1990 Was thinking the same thing

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 3 года назад +8

      Okay this isn’t relevant to the comment but I just wanted to say that you’re so pretty! Kinda random but I saw your pfp and needed to complement you. 😊💕
      Edit: well I should probably ask if that’s you or a celebrity or smthn but either way :)

  • @wesleyhowell597
    @wesleyhowell597 Год назад +165

    nothing will top the fact that they paid Hard Rock Nick for a cameo to say their catchphrases 💀

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 Год назад +2

      what? they did?? where can i watch that?

    • @wesleyhowell597
      @wesleyhowell597 Год назад +5

      @@cursed6368 right at the very very end of the video hahah

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 Год назад +3

      @@wesleyhowell597 oooooooh my bad lol

    • @pockystickjoy
      @pockystickjoy Год назад +54

      @@cursed6368I think he made a response to this video, I’m which dear ol Nick apparently said that he dated people half Danny & Drew’s age, which would be 13

  • @whoisxenon
    @whoisxenon 5 месяцев назад +48

    several years later and the “i WAS not gay” bit is still the funniest shit

  • @kaitlynhoward950
    @kaitlynhoward950 3 года назад +4511

    He sounds like a 12 year old just learned about curse words

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 3 года назад +70

      How sheltered of a life do you need to live to find out about curse words at TWELVE?

    • @emperorkiron3470
      @emperorkiron3470 3 года назад +2

      Who?

    • @MoonLight-vk2io
      @MoonLight-vk2io 3 года назад +9

      Simply-Kyra I was 8 when i started

    • @MoonLight-vk2io
      @MoonLight-vk2io 3 года назад +1

      Katana oop

    • @rawrwild3770
      @rawrwild3770 3 года назад +21

      I didn't know learning curse words early is supposed to be proud of ';-;'

  • @aidanredding8058
    @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +6403

    People like this guy are the reason so many women feel uncomfortable walking down the street.

    • @supremecreme2661
      @supremecreme2661 3 года назад +7

      Aidan Redding shutup

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 3 года назад +271

      @@supremecreme2661 I'm not saying that's a good thing, but it's true. And we have people like this creep giving men a bad reputation.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 3 года назад +242

      Knowing that this dude is out there somewhere makes me scared to walk down the street.

    • @absolute-creature
      @absolute-creature 3 года назад +96

      @@littledicholas6131 after watching this video I'm too scared of closing my eyes and idk taking a nap... I don't want to wake up to see that killer smile, I fucking need a fucking lethal injection....

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 года назад +54

      Hehhehehe, I’m not white so I’m fine
      Then again, he can’t afford to be picky and I’m a quarter his age
      I need to go throw up for a year

  • @bibbitybooper6437
    @bibbitybooper6437 7 месяцев назад +72

    The line "Dads who won't let you date their highschool daughters" like cmon dude im older than you!" Always kills ne. Drew is so funny

  • @kamimis
    @kamimis Год назад +76

    this is my comfort video

  • @randomtology2173
    @randomtology2173 3 года назад +5488

    he basically said "if you go out with me, youll need decades of psychotherapy."

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 года назад +252

      That’s probably the only honest thing he’s said online.

    • @galaxypedestalfan
      @galaxypedestalfan 3 года назад +41

      @@SorowFame no, he definitely wasn’t gay back then.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +57

      he’s the final boss
      not fully sure what for but he’s definitely a final boss

    • @randomtology2173
      @randomtology2173 3 года назад +6

      @@thatoneguy9582 best comment here.

    • @ghivifahmi4252
      @ghivifahmi4252 3 года назад +3

      Also one for your psychiatrist too

  • @coltonmacphee4683
    @coltonmacphee4683 3 года назад +6894

    Y'know, I don't think think this guy has ever spoken to a woman.

    • @_Cotton
      @_Cotton 3 года назад +70

      :O we have the same name

    • @ash4628
      @ash4628 3 года назад +62

      @@_Cotton woa glitch in the matrix

    • @chestypants78
      @chestypants78 3 года назад +122

      Not even his own mother- THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL FROM

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 года назад +31

      Actually he has never spoken to a real human being

    • @claraclonk
      @claraclonk 3 года назад +7

      drew or nick? because it works both ways

  • @koiifsh
    @koiifsh Год назад +95

    12:08 he likes the college campus bc of all the 18 year old girls

    • @Blackcat.therian.
      @Blackcat.therian. 2 месяца назад +4

      Nah theyre too old, gotta still be in high school for him

  • @That0neguy420
    @That0neguy420 10 месяцев назад +31

    I love how the start of this video depicts Danny as some sort of whimsical omnipresent forest creature

  • @elko7465
    @elko7465 2 года назад +7829

    The way he styles his beard, makes him look like a rejected extra from the hunger games

    • @graysonondeck4460
      @graysonondeck4460 2 года назад +81

      You win comment on the month

    • @menace7339
      @menace7339 2 года назад +12

      Questionable style

    • @ulisessalduna4351
      @ulisessalduna4351 2 года назад +17

      His beard reminds of vergo from one piece

    • @Liviosaur.
      @Liviosaur. 2 года назад +18

      Ohhh so those were the vibes I was getting from him 😂

    • @dakshhanswal3472
      @dakshhanswal3472 2 года назад +11

      rejected from counting cars

  • @enderkai618
    @enderkai618 5 лет назад +5346

    i have never heard anyone say that they "alexa'ed the shit out of their house" but its safe to say im gonna be saying that 300% more

  • @notdoingweIlatm
    @notdoingweIlatm 5 месяцев назад +43

    i genuinely watch this video at least once every two weeks. the rewatchability is crazy.

    • @MichaelfromtheGraves
      @MichaelfromtheGraves 5 месяцев назад +1

      it's honestly what's gets me out of bed in the morning

  • @boooowie
    @boooowie 2 месяца назад +27

    when i was 19, i viewed hard rock nick's instagram story and like 3 hours later he liked every single one of my posts

  • @avocado3-in-182
    @avocado3-in-182 4 года назад +3102

    Dude literally has the eyebrows of a cartoon villain, eyes of an Instagram girl and rest is the face of the average 50-year-old man.

    • @fonzarellyplay370
      @fonzarellyplay370 4 года назад +63

      Mouth of a 15 year old

    • @arsonlemonade4386
      @arsonlemonade4386 4 года назад +167

      Beard of a corn maze

    • @memethyst
      @memethyst 4 года назад +12

      @@arsonlemonade4386 oh my GOD

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 4 года назад +37

      @@arsonlemonade4386 Or one of those residents of the Capitol in Hunger Games

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 4 года назад

      Monochromatic bro his eyebrows are horrible like: _ -

  • @aspenisthebest
    @aspenisthebest 3 года назад +1707

    “Women are naturally jealous and insecure” I didn’t know u were a woman then

    • @erynball3677
      @erynball3677 3 года назад +24

      I really hate to help this dude, but he did say men. Or maybe I'm def and he did say women.
      HE IS L E S B I A N

    • @milkuma9824
      @milkuma9824 3 года назад +24

      "No my real name is not Ally."

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 3 года назад +1

      uesh

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 3 года назад +6

      @Yeah Yeah I thought he said "we men"

    • @pingu9361
      @pingu9361 3 года назад

      The Burn

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 Месяц назад +11

    coming back to this to say that hard rock nick still wants to be a dad, and danny is one now.

  • @nikoflow_fm9541
    @nikoflow_fm9541 8 месяцев назад +29

    Anyone else return to this video like a monthly pilgrimage

  • @memes1611
    @memes1611 5 лет назад +11813

    He looks so feminine but so masculine at the same time

    • @bloodtheory6677
      @bloodtheory6677 4 года назад +59

      LMAO

    • @myfashionpoint
      @myfashionpoint 4 года назад +516

      And dont forget he looks like a serial killer

    • @shelbmathews
      @shelbmathews 4 года назад +428

      @@myfashionpoint *a serial killer with really nice eyelashes

    • @h7672
      @h7672 4 года назад +8

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @yeeter.4176
      @yeeter.4176 4 года назад +63

      He thinks he can be the next Robert Downey JR.

  • @thesleepydot
    @thesleepydot 3 года назад +3515

    He’s the only guy who could turn gay men straight and straight girls gay.

    • @annie_is_bored
      @annie_is_bored 3 года назад +23

      Yep

    • @mr.saladman5386
      @mr.saladman5386 3 года назад +106

      His power needs to be contained

    • @goodname6845
      @goodname6845 3 года назад +81

      I’ve seriously considered turning straight after seeing this guy

    • @jaxsonnowik2050
      @jaxsonnowik2050 3 года назад +53

      @@goodname6845 I’ve become straighter than ever after watching this... his eyebrows are horrible!

    • @hihii1956
      @hihii1956 3 года назад +26

      And I have seriously considered becoming a lesbian as a white American high schooler..

  • @ree1425
    @ree1425 Месяц назад +14

    “one ex killed herself, one needed therapy for ten years,…” so.. you traumatized them

    • @stuckonmute9227
      @stuckonmute9227 15 дней назад +2

      He gave one of them brain cancer too. Truly a catch.

    • @ree1425
      @ree1425 14 дней назад

      @@stuckonmute9227 fr!! altho tbh i think theres no way he effected that but he definitely could have been the reason why his other ex killed herself and another needed therapy😭😭 but honestly if he did cause cancer i wouldnt be surprised bros definitely breaking at least one thing in the universe
      if that makes any sense?? sorry im so tried rn😭😭

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon Год назад +24

    👏balls👏tugged👏on👏one👏by👏one👏

  • @DD-ns6ff
    @DD-ns6ff 3 года назад +13078

    If a woman suddenly comes out as gay after dating you... thats not a flex homie. You made her realize that desire lmao

    • @Lupicus1901
      @Lupicus1901 3 года назад +134

      I see you're a fan of Kevin based on your profile pic.

    • @mateonallar5573
      @mateonallar5573 3 года назад +95

      JIM PICKENS

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 3 года назад +74

      Sorry, i got distracted with Hispanic Kevin

    • @kaylinvb6423
      @kaylinvb6423 3 года назад +365

      right?? and one killed themself after dating you??? not a flex!!

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry 3 года назад +281

      @@kaylinvb6423 same with the whole "got physiological help" like... Bro... These aren't good things to flex about...
      Also OP hey there friends

  • @yupitsjessbbyx3
    @yupitsjessbbyx3 3 года назад +5675

    Nothing says “millionaire” like a bottle of suave bodywash

    • @TheEtherealLuka
      @TheEtherealLuka 3 года назад +28

      fr 💀💀💀

    • @zachballou6782
      @zachballou6782 3 года назад +81

      Yeah but he shops at whole food so he’s pretty rich

    • @suyogsunil465
      @suyogsunil465 3 года назад +16

      david dobrik : Noted

    • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
      @0NoneOfTheAbove0 3 года назад +9

      Oml so true! And don’t forget the Axe body wash too.🤌🏻

    • @qwertyeet
      @qwertyeet 3 года назад +18

      He’s driving an early 2000s pickup truck

  • @hayden1351
    @hayden1351 2 месяца назад +48

    this video is my roman empire, I come back to it like once a week

  • @ellahenry3328
    @ellahenry3328 10 месяцев назад +18

    4:06 for some reason the way he says "id get crushes on girls" felt like he was trying to convince me

  • @zyalexx6996
    @zyalexx6996 3 года назад +8701

    as a homosapien, we dont claim him

  • @randoartzy
    @randoartzy 4 года назад +9903

    **Flexes on turning a woman gay.**

    • @euglena3866
      @euglena3866 4 года назад +248

      The rainbow flag in your name adds a lot to it 🌈🌈

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy 4 года назад +112

      @@euglena3866 yes lmao.

    • @localrodent8997
      @localrodent8997 4 года назад +434

      Legit I was thinking that. Imagine being like “lol bruh my sex is so legit that I made a girl never want to touch another penis again”

    • @randoartzy
      @randoartzy 4 года назад +128

      @@localrodent8997 Exactly like what kind of flex is that.

    • @zaire334
      @zaire334 4 года назад +240

      “She was so repulsed by me she decided to never date any man again. I would consider that a success”

  • @zoehaines4455
    @zoehaines4455 Год назад +89

    It's been 3 years yet I always find myself coming back to this video

  • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
    @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 11 месяцев назад +178

    As someone who is crying in the bathroom of my school dance, this was a huge distraction and helped a lot.

    • @poubinghe
      @poubinghe 11 месяцев назад +27

      goodluck on ur dance!

    • @naan000
      @naan000 10 месяцев назад +8

      how was the dance

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 9 месяцев назад +1

      Skill issue

    • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
      @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@naan000 hey!! It was pretty much bad but I’ve gotten some help since then for anxiety n stuff. Danny and Drew helped me calm down a little bit though which was definitely nice. :)

    • @charlottepetersonlazzara5537
      @charlottepetersonlazzara5537 8 месяцев назад

      @@poubinghe sorry I didn’t answer soon enough, thank you so much.

  • @jacobhang8228
    @jacobhang8228 3 года назад +3312

    So no one gonna talk about how he called women "creatures"?

  • @johnjim557
    @johnjim557 4 года назад +6377

    "The thing about 18 year old girls is that they got dads that wont let you date their highschool daughters"
    "And it pisses me off! Like, im older than you dude-"
    Underappreciated line

    • @catmerchant8699
      @catmerchant8699 3 года назад +106

      Best line

    • @lecherouslibrarian9924
      @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 года назад +83

      That was my favorite part.

    • @johnjim557
      @johnjim557 3 года назад +25

      @nnlllrr i come back to watch this video every time its in my reccomended from watching drew and Danny

    • @camiwalker7168
      @camiwalker7168 3 года назад +24

      Yeah just like Ed and Rose from 90 days fiance. Ed was like 52 years old and Rose was 23 years old and she already has a son.

    • @caseym4007
      @caseym4007 3 года назад

      **PPPTTP**

  • @stephenlee1108
    @stephenlee1108 Год назад +175

    My favourite part of these collabs is the synchronized reactions of Drew and Danny 🤣

  • @sari9645
    @sari9645 4 месяца назад +28

    This is probably my favorite collab Danny and Drew have ever made. I’ve rewatched this countless times and I still laugh every time

  • @isabellablu1240
    @isabellablu1240 5 лет назад +2305

    "I own 12 different homes but only seem to sleep in hotel rooms"

  • @zora1138
    @zora1138 3 года назад +3759

    Imagine making girls commit suicide, have to go to therapy, or realize that they're gay, and then bragging about it on your instagram.

    • @jatwala8295
      @jatwala8295 3 года назад +34

      pretty specific thing to imagine

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 2 года назад +123

      the only reason why girls would get suicidal when they see him is because of his repulsive face

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 2 года назад +17

      Yeah, he make me regret life just from seeing him in this video

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 года назад +7

      he must be the worst person ever.

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 2 года назад +52

      "I'm such a shitty boyfriend I killed 10 girls who dated me just by existing." 🤪🤪😩😩😏😏🤭🤭😉😏😏

  • @leovernon
    @leovernon Месяц назад +12

    I'm autistic and I've watched this video like every week for the last 5 years and recite the whole thing and it can still make me laugh

  • @skadoodle1076
    @skadoodle1076 18 дней назад +10

    I was so terrified that I was exactly in this man’s target range that I became a man

  • @rigby7242
    @rigby7242 3 года назад +4265

    "turn offs : non-caucasian"
    me , a white female : *panicked sweating*

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 3 года назад +462

      Quick, say your Russian and he won’t want to date you since he only likes, “pure born American girls”

    • @saifsufian4286
      @saifsufian4286 3 года назад +175

      Run! Run as far as you can! Get away from him! You must stay as far away as you possibly can!

    • @shaykhmhssi3246
      @shaykhmhssi3246 3 года назад +235

      I can let you borrow my melanin if you want

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 3 года назад +219

      as a white female who also is a high schooler, i would like to panic with you

    • @rigby7242
      @rigby7242 3 года назад +74

      @@shaykhmhssi3246 that would be very much appreciated, ill only borrow it for a little while so ill fly under the radar

  • @dwang663
    @dwang663 4 года назад +3391

    I don’t think this guy realized that someone turning gay after dating him is not a compliment

    • @marikaels4061
      @marikaels4061 3 года назад +1

      Why xd

    • @dwang663
      @dwang663 3 года назад +171

      Marika Els someone decided that they didn’t like guys anymore after dating him 😳

    • @pepperdee7437
      @pepperdee7437 3 года назад +152

      He probably thinks "They knew they could never do better than me so they went to girls"

    • @dannysilva3210
      @dannysilva3210 3 года назад +55

      That's honestly the saddest shit anyone can say 😂

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 3 года назад +7

      @@marikaels4061 bruh

  • @FrankBlaskovich
    @FrankBlaskovich 8 месяцев назад +19

    He was the protoype model for Andrew Tate.

  • @jarodthedarkjedi6310
    @jarodthedarkjedi6310 29 дней назад +12

    It’s time for a sequel

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 года назад +5746

    Why is he bragging about the fact that his ex's lives all went downhill after dating him? Sounds like he had a negative effect on them

    • @deltaloraine
      @deltaloraine 4 года назад +269

      Exactly. Doesn't he realize the common factor for all the negativity is him? He's a curse 😂

    • @seanyjizz
      @seanyjizz 4 года назад +71

      Right I’m thinking who the hell would wanna take that chance lmao

    • @dominiquethenosyreader2686
      @dominiquethenosyreader2686 4 года назад +14

      Right like he's the problem for all of them and many more that date him

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 года назад +58

      He really did abuse his wife, but here he tries to make it look like her life went down just because she left him.

    • @3rdHalf1
      @3rdHalf1 4 года назад +2

      He is a troll.

  • @Scorpio_supremacy
    @Scorpio_supremacy 5 лет назад +6908

    He is the most manliest feminine man I've ever seen.

    • @brisolis8046
      @brisolis8046 5 лет назад +31

      True tho

    • @Cixon14
      @Cixon14 5 лет назад +16

      I hate myself since this is a nitpick but effeminate=like a woman while feminine=actually a woman.

    • @linkin2363
      @linkin2363 5 лет назад +260

      @@Cixon14 aaand you're nitpicking something that isn't even true, look up the definition of feminine real quick before you spout nonsense.

    • @yeaswe
      @yeaswe 5 лет назад +6

      oof

    • @hello-ue9ic
      @hello-ue9ic 5 лет назад +116

      Cixon Cortez feminine doesn’t mean your actually female

  • @chaosrui
    @chaosrui Месяц назад +14

    I keep rewatching this video for no reason. Please help me.

    • @wiggard
      @wiggard Месяц назад +2

      You do not deserve the Council's help. Your secret permit will be revoked from your possession shortly if you aren't capable of helping yourself.

  • @greteh92
    @greteh92 4 месяца назад +27

    Whenever I have a bad day I come back to this video.

    • @omehi1255
      @omehi1255 4 месяца назад

      Me too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mirar119
    @mirar119 3 года назад +11546

    “why do women date men with half my wallet, half my car-“
    *why do you date girls half your age*

    • @weirdlyghostly1814
      @weirdlyghostly1814 3 года назад +317

      ooooooooooooooooo he needs some ice for that burn

    • @tburtles
      @tburtles 3 года назад +120

      I mean you ain't wrong.

    • @---cl7md
      @---cl7md 3 года назад +357

      Quarter his age*

    • @taebinxoxo5947
      @taebinxoxo5947 3 года назад +110

      The shots have been fired

    • @lillianpeters9780
      @lillianpeters9780 3 года назад +20

      Birdmanthethird t e n d o u

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 4 года назад +2625

    His face looks like it was photoshopped together.

    • @oliverdennis3115
      @oliverdennis3115 3 года назад +17

      The edit line is that fucking line in his draw on beard.

    • @maggie6685
      @maggie6685 3 года назад +4

      DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW HES IN SEATTLE WASHINGTON!?!?!? I CAN SEE THE SPACE NEEDLE!

    • @Mica_Macchiato
      @Mica_Macchiato 3 года назад +2

      He looks like an egg

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад

      Happy Little Spongebob I LIVE NEAR SEATTLE NOOOOOOO GET HIM OUT-

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 года назад

      Happy Little Spongebob WAIT FUCK NO DONT DIRTY UP SEATTLE plEASE-

  • @izzytepe
    @izzytepe 2 месяца назад +7

    oh god the "five years ago" just broke my brain. how did i watch this when it came out when i was 12 and now i'm 17. HELP

  • @ballistachicken
    @ballistachicken 6 месяцев назад +19

    I've watched this video so many times now and it's always so hilarious. The way this man complains about things in a sad little voice and thinks he's making a good point or making people want to be with him or be like him just makes me laugh, and the commentary is absolute gold

  • @asterixs_4031
    @asterixs_4031 3 года назад +3270

    Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

    • @kdkjejeii342
      @kdkjejeii342 3 года назад +328

      i was bi but now im just lesbian

    • @user-kz8cp4rh8j
      @user-kz8cp4rh8j 3 года назад +133

      I was pansexual now I’m still pansexual

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 3 года назад +141

      I don’t know what I am yet, but nobody sane would date him.

    • @asterixs_4031
      @asterixs_4031 3 года назад +63

      Lucid Dreamer that’s so valid also mood

    • @thatloserderek536
      @thatloserderek536 3 года назад +20

      @@user-kz8cp4rh8j what’s it like to date a pan?

  • @lily.carmen_130
    @lily.carmen_130 4 года назад +3568

    dude is racist, dating a highschooler? and is lying about being rich. just throw away the whole guy

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 года назад +61

      he's probably single and just bragging

    • @ZDisco
      @ZDisco 4 года назад +9

      No shit

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 4 года назад +38

      hello x carman. my name is Tal Al Qamar and i am in market to buy new car. it says by ur channel that u are a car men channel? how much for a car plz i am buying.

    • @bingusbongus1776
      @bingusbongus1776 4 года назад +7

      HAHAHA THE LAST SENTENCE

    • @jade25114
      @jade25114 4 года назад +3

      pIayingwithmahwii u make no sense

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 Год назад +36

    crazy how I was horrified by this video when I first watched it… and now I come back to it like weekly as a comfort video

  • @JULES_784
    @JULES_784 Месяц назад +7

    welp, its 2024 and Mr. tug on my balls ONE BY ONE is trending again 😂

  • @Fau.
    @Fau. 4 года назад +2207

    Things girls hate:
    1:Guys who brag
    2:Guys who brag about stuff they don't have

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад +10

      Every rich *KIDS* brag not GUYS

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 4 года назад +74

      Also guys who belittle woman

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 года назад +76

      Things girls hate:
      1. Guys who brag
      2. Guys who brag about stuff they don't have
      3. Guys who disrespect women sexually
      4. Men they don't like
      5. Creeps (Unless you're into that sort of thing I'm not judging--)
      6. Guys who won't leave you alone and talk about womanly parts sexually
      7. Guys who want to have it with girls but they don't want to
      8. Guys who sexually harass LITTLE GIRLS (and women) online
      and more. But those are the main things that I could think of.

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 4 года назад +42

      3. Guys who like their balls tugged on TWO at a time. Exhausting!

    • @cambriagirone8509
      @cambriagirone8509 4 года назад +30

      Also
      3: Guys who are 50 years old and act 5
      4: people Who look like the lady bugs from bugs life
      5: and guys who act like this so all of the above

  • @vivg.176
    @vivg.176 5 лет назад +5689

    All the dislikes are him and his cleaning crew...

    • @jacketlady_1207
      @jacketlady_1207 5 лет назад +14

      Yessss

    • @olabenne5519
      @olabenne5519 5 лет назад +14

      Bahaha! and the cleaning crew😂😂

    • @aimeanslove2
      @aimeanslove2 5 лет назад +5

      800 person cleaning crew YA YEET

    • @bobbobbo7219
      @bobbobbo7219 5 лет назад +4

      Viv G. Wow he has a big cleaning crew

    • @realrandoms1013
      @realrandoms1013 5 лет назад +21

      What makes this comment even better is your profile pic 👌

  • @lyndaanne8558
    @lyndaanne8558 Год назад +27

    The way y'all said "gross" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dkmylover
    @dkmylover Месяц назад +12

    please i need them do part 2 for this since hard rock nick when viral again😂😂

  • @keeganmason4859
    @keeganmason4859 3 года назад +4681

    "I wanna be a dad."
    Me: "I don't want you to be a dad. Ever."

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 года назад +103

      Dear God, no!
      It's probably ok, though - from the way he talks about sex, I doubt he's had it :-/

    • @kobebryant3705
      @kobebryant3705 3 года назад +88

      Im gay, but Hard Rock Nick made me straight.

    • @hallo-vf2ww
      @hallo-vf2ww 3 года назад +28

      Don't worry no one will want him
      He is the guy that thinks because a girl looked at him for 1 second he thinks the girl is flirting with him😂

    • @lilamaddison9731
      @lilamaddison9731 3 года назад +20

      Imagine him having a son and teaching him about girls😂😂

    • @incognitospaghet1452
      @incognitospaghet1452 3 года назад +2

      Oh god...

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 4 года назад +2379

    This guy is somehow an amalgamation of an Incel, a chad, and a basic white girl. He's a scientific marvel!

    • @PinkCircleO8
      @PinkCircleO8 4 года назад +30

      Seems too much to be real tbh.

    • @purpleface4016
      @purpleface4016 4 года назад +67

      so he's like the Avatar of people that people don't like

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 4 года назад +6

      @@purpleface4016 what would his fourth element be then? Aang and Korra have Water, Earth, Air, and Fire.

    • @purpleface4016
      @purpleface4016 4 года назад +18

      @@danielgiovanniello7217 bald people

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 4 года назад +28

      @@purpleface4016 Nah, man. How about a klansman's hood? Since he's kind of racist. Like, you can have preferences, but he was just straight up racist

  • @emimew
    @emimew Год назад +9

    He gives ironically confident representative of toxic masculinity and hurt homosexual in the closet at the same time

  • @ab-3983
    @ab-3983 7 месяцев назад +13

    He is actually shaped like a female lion.

  • @FlyLeaf010
    @FlyLeaf010 3 года назад +29539

    It is entirely believable to me that a woman dated him and then went "Okay, yeah, I never want to ever date a man ever again."

    • @333kiana
      @333kiana 3 года назад +2091

      Yeah but I can't believe a women dated him in the first place

    • @lolllama1504
      @lolllama1504 3 года назад +372

      You’ve gotta be pretty dumb to not see the major red flags before dating hi

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 3 года назад +862

      @@lolllama1504
      Some women think "he might change as this goes on" or they just kinda ignore the red flags because they think hes hot
      Or the more likely thing is he attracts gold diggers and they just want his money, then the leave once they relize hes a liar and a jackass.

    • @lolllama1504
      @lolllama1504 3 года назад +187

      Artsy Scrub He’s so ugly tho lol, you’re probably right about the gold diggers

    • @rubyjt5754
      @rubyjt5754 3 года назад +63

      aka brain cancer

  • @1hcc994
    @1hcc994 3 года назад +3427

    Women don’t like guys who look like the matchmaker from Mulan.

  • @Taylerbear25
    @Taylerbear25 6 месяцев назад +9

    His Instagram now 4 years later is arguably even crazier if anyone wants to go into that mess.

  • @pingyyx6960
    @pingyyx6960 23 дня назад +7

    I cant believe its already been 5 years😭😭
    I feel so old💀🪦