SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉
@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs
As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes. It's kind of adorable imo
@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl. It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically
In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....
@@leighbelk769 uuh maybe the women that threw themselves in front of carriages to get us the vote? Or maybe the ones that campaigned to be able to work? Or the ones that campaigned for equal pay? Or generally any woman that committed herself to gaining rights for a half of humanity?
I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣
the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice
I love how off the rails some of the skits go, like one minute they’re talking about girls being “bitchy”, and now it’s some guy who’s been driven to madness because he lost his friend years ago
@@peptobismol2735 Why do people call mha characters by their last name, but then sometimes call them by their quirks, or first name? Most people call tomura by his first name, most of the UA student by their last name, heroes and villians by their quirks! What the heck
@@rbexcess because in Japan, you call someone by their family name most of the time, that's why. It can depend on you, but that's why most people do that
I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.
@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.
kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-
This show gives off “Closeted gay man desperately trying to convince his friends he’s not gay” vibes. Like whenever he says anything even remotely telling he’s just like, “JUST KIDDING! BOOBIES AND BEER AND GUNS!!”
It feels like some writer behind this actually secretly hated Manswers’ target audience and was trying to mess with them, lol... “HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER? DRINK IT EXPIRED, STRAIGHT AFROM THE TRASH! IT’S SAFE!”
the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy
@@seigeengine no. we dont. some women like to cover themselves and some like to wear bikinis or anything we are comfortable in. this show is so sexist.
I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped
Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on RUclips too. I'd like to see a review on that series
They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.
it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring
can we appreciate how 13 year old kurtis was totally fine with this show but he still came out a good person, this is character development at its finest
by the time the bouncer bit was over i completely forgot we were still watching manswers that storyline took me somewhere man when that stupid guy came back to talk about free beer i felt like i just came out of a movie theater to see the sun had gone down completely while i was inside
I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.
I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went "Semen is an anti-depressant you know." I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day
Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.
I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.
Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.
I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school. That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay
@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich: Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes. Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone?? Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes. Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!
I am h y d r a t i o n for some reason this reminds me of this one line in the DEH novel where evan says something about the size of his balls in relation to him being brave
The only thing that would make his friendship with connor better is if Connor's last name was Kurtis. Hi, I'm Kurtis Connor and this is my friend, *Connor Kurtis*
Kris MD my name is John Michael [last name redacted] and my best friend growing up was named Michael John [last name also redacted] and it was the primary reason why we became friends
Fun fact: watched this show when I was younger and the episode that stood out most was how to tell if she'll be a "screamer" in bed. According to them it's all about how much her hips move while she walks. Thus I've been insanely self conscious about how much I wiggle while walking and if anyone is thinking that. For a solid 15 years now. Still happens at least once a week.
I watched an episode where they said you could make your gf’s breasts bigger by having a ringtone that mimicked babies crying cuz our hormones would get confused and think we had a baby to feed
It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭
Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor
@neroneroki the original comment was praising how well Kurtis did the lip sinc of the original quote from the maswer, not saying he's the creator of the quote
I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*
Water Stain we all ran in different directions, like that scene in ratatouille, we all ran in different directions....I ran into the laundry room out the window and I’m running in the backyard and I see a fence I thought “I’ve never jumped a fence that high before” then I woke up at home. I probably got some of the dialogue wrong :/
When the dude said “yeah dude it’s top heavy just like a chick with giant jugs” I genuinely thought it was kurtis mocking the guy, but no that is actually what he said
I expected the answer to “How To Get Brewskis” would be something like “Flirt with the bartender not ignoring expiration dates on landfill beer. Same goes for “How to put your junk in the trunk?” and how it ended up being about fucking your Corvette. What a rollercoaster!!!!
6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.
Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid
i was so confused when i got to that part for half a second because i've always cut my own hair and i was like "why would you need to leave the house do you not own scissors or something"
Kurtis’s ability to singlehandedly write, produce, and star in his skits is unmatched. Full set design, full story arc, AND character development?? Where’s this mans Oscar?? A true underdog of cinema. 😔
“Questions answered by men” Translation: “Questions answered by frat boys all probably named Kyle and Blake. Answered while they drank a Monster and are covered in so much Axe you’ll choke within 5ft of them”
because the actual reasons involve the woman having fun and her pleasure being thought about. "semen contains antidepressants" implies that there's no reason to make sure the woman is having fun, all that matters is the man orgasming.
is it just me or is there like. a very specific kind of discomfort that comes with seeing the way women were sexualized in the 2000s? like i can't even find them attractive im just so put off.
I think it’s because the way a lot of this s*xualized content of women is shot like it’s an advertisement for a product and not a video of an actual person.
i feel like it was just a whole time of creepiness that was normalized like did you see drews video about the adult woman and the like 7 year old boy, just pedophilia and sexism and mysoginy everywhere, where now its more often pointed out.
I wanna be lesbian
yeah, don't think kurtis had an answer for this one
me too, kid
dont we all
I am
Your car has bewbs?
Broke: mansplaining
Woke: manswering
Real woke: manslaughter
LA Vispel mans laughter
@@Chickitten ok that made me laugh, not gonna lie!
Bloke: Maninnit
Who’s la vispel man
This video is just Kurtis desperately trying to let us know that Obama is leading a double life as a professional baseball player
Kath Flynn the “b-plot” of the video of you will
maybe he's trying to warn us of something
Golden Glove the mplot
he’s trying to warn us that john epinstin didn’t kill himself
This whole show sounds like it's meant to confirm the hosts' heterosexuality.
He has pages of playboy magazines taped to his bedroom wall like band posters
@@ICantRecognizeCelebrities peel them off and there's playgirl
My comment got deleted lol
People make everything about sexuality now a days, can you just enjoy a video like a normal person
@@FigFirearms because its toxic masculinity
this show feels like something that would exist in the GTA universe
Right?
SO TRUE, when they showed the "Brazillian girl" I almost choked laughing. I'm Brazilian and the stereotype is beyond stupid, plus they could've worked a bit harder on that outfit cuz if they want the stereotype, at least do it pretty like them girls during Carnival parties 😂😂😂😂🎉
@@anah.forratthe girl in the vid looks less malnourished and more curvy than any Brazilian. that, and every decent looking woman there is either getting beheaded or has 200 types of STDs
100%
Also just implying that you can just run into a Brazilian girl wearing an outfit like that in your day to day life
i love how kurtis makes full on mini movies to act out what hes thinking of
Yeah and most of his puns are FUNNY AF
The bar one made me laugh so hard I-
You mean skits?🤣
Parker K シ nice pfp dude
nejire-chan ☆ thanks
This show reads like a dude trying to be as manly as possible in order to hide his vast array of unusual kinks
You just described 'Spike' in a nutshell 😂
As a sex worker of 3 years I can tell you for certain; so many guys come in acting bitch with their mates, but once you're in the room with them, half the time they turn to mush and wanna suck your toes.
It's kind of adorable imo
Lmaoooo, also, totoro 🥰
@z g a lot of the time they really should be in therapy, but it's easier to vale with sex and feel attractive and listened to by a young girl.
It's often that the job is more emotionally draining than physically
I read this as “his vast array of unusual kids”
In fact, kurtis assimilated his childhood friend and became Kurtis Connor. It's time to come clean, Kurtis... For how long will you go on living like this....
Underrated
wizz it’s Kurtis Conner tho...
@@loisxx3799 That's a cover
@@loisxx3799 it's his cover up
@@레아-q4e hell yeah
At first I thought “CRAPPING CAN KILL?” had to be part of Kurtis’s voiceover bit, but it really was just Manswers outdoing itself.
They're constantly raising the bar and doing it flawlessly
outdoodooing itself
Elvis wants you to hold his beer
The producers of Manswers walked so neckbeards and incels could run.
@Hannah Wren 🤣🤣🤣 IM DYING RN BAHAHAHA
M'answers 👒
are you sure about that because it seems like the producers were just fucking running everywhere
@@leighbelk769 uuh maybe the women that threw themselves in front of carriages to get us the vote? Or maybe the ones that campaigned to be able to work? Or the ones that campaigned for equal pay? Or generally any woman that committed herself to gaining rights for a half of humanity?
@@leighbelk769 You hear that? It's the sound of the point going over your head
Kurtis’s sketches are getting so intricate, they’re starting to have B-plots and share universes
Jake Custer this is the beginning of the KSCU
(Kurtis’s Skits Cinematic Universe)
We've got an actual intellectual here, I'm so honored to share a fan-base with you, man.
Yesss
A cinematic masterpiece
Obama at 3rd base
they really said “boobs come in two varieties” as if men in general don’t come in two varieties, men that wear hats, and men that don’t wear hats.
What do they mean by ‘boobs come in two varieties’ as well, like what are the two varieties? I’m so curious
Sulphur and Honey boobs with leaves and boobs without leaves
men that wear hats are just men that don't wear hats wearing hats
Ramón Rivera Fireside ok but what about the men that don’t wear hats but wear hats that aren’t really hats
@@adhyachaturvedi408 what do you leaves??? Are you referring to stretch marks???
I love how they said it was semen that has the anti depressant properties because they’ve never made a girl orgasm which is the actual thing that helps lmao 🤣
💀
Friggin WHEEZING 😂😂
Yeah I want some peer reviewed follow up studies on that claim…like a *lot* of them
the show is satire look it up@@chaotic.tired.goblin.
@sh4dysh4de that's why it's not true because cvm can't save lives
I think the people that are going around calling anyone who’s nice to women a simp right now are the the people that took this show as gospel.
These morons are calling a dude a simp for bringing flowers to his dead wives grave.
Hey if you didn't know it was supposed to be a joke... some people just took it farther then others
Guys... these simp things are all jokes. Nobody actually thinks less of someone because they are a “simp”
Husky Gaming You would be surprised how serious some people get. There are people who genuinely think that way.
Raychle Bernoth what happened with idubbbz?
his google history after this must look like a war field
haha omg good point
That would have been a great transition to the ad read.
Nadia Riemichen warzone
I want to Die oh i‘m so sorry, I‘m not from an english speaking country so sometimes my english isn’t good
i love how kurtis can take the smallest SITUATION EVER and turn it into a whole play and a half
It’s low key like my favorite part of his channel
is obama playing
That's the difference between reacting and transformative content.
the fact that kurtis grew up with this type of content and he's still the most wholesome man to ever exist is a prime example that being respectful is a choice
Being respectful is a choice but when you’re raised to be disrespectful to women you may not even realize that choice exists.
@@thepapschmearmdwhen youre old enough it becomes a choice
The “Bar bouncer” skit felt like a fever dream
A nightmare
Totally. Or my sleep paralysis demon. ...
It happened to me at Chuck-E-Cheese. I couldn't pay for the beer so all the animals beat me up.
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT EXACT THING UM
The unexpected love story was riveting.
I feel like this show can be summed up as "Beer and boobs good, woman bad"
So we get a bunch of guys to grow boobs, problem solved right
R J no homo tho 🥵
Cameron Mat these dudes probably get breast implants for themselves
This show is just anti-simp. Lol
If men could just get boobs without the women you would never see a straight couple
The manswers narrator sounds like an informercial trying to sell you misogyny
Underrated. Y’all this is THE comment this is it
Now that you mention it that is right on the money
BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU THINK WOMEN ARE STUPID? WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU! MASOGYNY!
A+
@gjaddajg oh you big mad huh. Lmao, sad
I downloaded the “can you fart so hard your balls explode” clip to my phone and now I send it to people with no context
this is comedy gold
it’s my favorite quote to ever exist
based
18:34
*scientist explain why and how vending machines tip over*
Manswers: Is this an opportunity to talk about women’s breasts?
I love how off the rails some of the skits go, like one minute they’re talking about girls being “bitchy”, and now it’s some guy who’s been driven to madness because he lost his friend years ago
wwreally...👉👈🥺
“WANT FREE BEER!!!??? PUUUUBLICCC LLLAAAANNNDDDFFIILLLSSSSS!!!!
"Huh? Ururaka?"
@@peptobismol2735 Why do people call mha characters by their last name, but then sometimes call them by their quirks, or first name? Most people call tomura by his first name, most of the UA student by their last name, heroes and villians by their quirks! What the heck
@@rbexcess because in Japan, you call someone by their family name most of the time, that's why. It can depend on you, but that's why most people do that
I feel like this show was intended to be satire, and then accidentally found an audience of guys who took it seriously, and they got in over their heads trying to see how far they could go.
I think so. But I really don't know cause this was prime time for trash shows like Rock of Love & Pickup Artists.
The sad thing is. People actually still watch it.
I feel like you're really giving them too much credit here lol
@@menoguchi Probably. The whole thing just feels so "POWERTHIRST!" that I can't believe it's serious. At the very least it feels like they're intentionally pandering and exploiting their demographic.
I don’t think it’s satire, but I do think they’re playing to their audience haha
I started watching Spike/Manswers around 12-13, and I developed an eating disorder around the same time. The show, um, did not help.
Oh 😬 i,uh, hope everything's alright
Yeah, this would have furthered my body image issues.
I think some of these clips gave me terminal mancer.
Matthew Lewis SO UNDERRATED
HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
THIS IS ART
卵Hanatamago NARUDO IS ART
You didn’t!
kurtis's editing is a coping technique he created to help him cope with the traumatic memories from spike tv. while he supresses the memories themselves in order to prevent him from receiving more trauma, the mark left on him was hard to deal with, leading to the wild editing. in this essay i will-
im quoting this in my next English paper.
this is the funniest comment in this section thanks
OP WHERES THE ESSAY
me
Thank you for hosting this TedTalk.
the extra greeting hits DIFFERENT when you’re sad
I'd love to extra greet you everyday
PerkSystem best pickup line
Truly. It makes my dad sometimes
PerkSystem that was amazing
@@EddieBoy_Leigh makes my dad-
I know this is overused but imagine this was the only proof humanity existed
😭
Well, at least aliens would get a whole lot of clues on _one_ kind of humanity
i mean it wouldn’t even really be a bad example of humanity, the patriarchy has existed for almost as long as humans have
That Spike commercial is an Alpha male's life flashing before his eyes before he dies
LOL
he wishes
When I tell you I laughed out loud
Every stereotypical cliché action movie ever made and or every movie that one expects to be directed by Michael Bay.
At 2am this hit way to hard. I’m cackling
This show gives off “Closeted gay man desperately trying to convince his friends he’s not gay” vibes. Like whenever he says anything even remotely telling he’s just like, “JUST KIDDING! BOOBIES AND BEER AND GUNS!!”
Reminds me of the Simpsons when the closet gay Smithers injects himself with straight medicine and shouts "I love Boobies!"
Same energy
Or when captain holt was trying to look straight because he was undercover and kept talking about boobs
@@renhey9979 what are talking about? He was married to strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.
@@dontlookbehind1385 perhaps so, as as soon as he sees a pair of strong, heavy breasts, he can't restrain himself, so is it really his fault?
Hey bro, are you checking out this dude? Seriously?
Aaah, no no no! No way! No! Boobs are awsome!!! I, I love boobs!!
It feels like some writer behind this actually secretly hated Manswers’ target audience and was trying to mess with them, lol... “HOW DO YOU GET FREE BEER? DRINK IT EXPIRED, STRAIGHT AFROM THE TRASH! IT’S SAFE!”
Alexander T like it’s actually all just satire 😂
“get your dick stuck in a car!”
Stick your hot rod in your hot rod
the part where they mention "brazilian babes" just grosses me out so much. she's wearing a random costume and the way they talk about us like we're not actual people??? it's a miracle kurtis turned out a decent guy
I love how the show makes it seem like women just casually walk around everywhere in bikinis/spandex
You mean they don't?
@@seigeengine no. we dont. some women like to cover themselves and some like to wear bikinis or anything we are comfortable in. this show is so sexist.
@@jenniekim-5155 i think they were joking😂 :)
Yea like ew who wears clothes 😒
Bold of you to assume they’re not
I literally thought you were joking when you said "i've put together a montage of how many times they say 'we love boobs!'" and then the clip played and my jaw dropped
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
YOURE A REAL MAN IF YOU LOVE BOOBS-
Sapphics:
Me: *holds up a lesbian*
Behold, a man!
It was the straightest thing I had EVER SEEN I was wheezing
@@Makoharu-io4zd I legitimately spit out my soda this is gold Diogenes would be so proud
@@lixak6307 yes!!! I’m so glad
This looks like a twelve-year-old boy’s idea masculinity.
Welcome to Spike TV, that's pretty much the whole channel.
Yeah and also another spike tv show is called PG porn, written, directed and created by James Gunn. It's on RUclips too. I'd like to see a review on that series
That's probably because it's the demographic they are trying to appeal to
They did have a guy’s choice award show that featured categories such as “ballsiest ass kicker”, “luckiest bastard”, and “sexiest siren”. My guess is they were trying to appeal to the misogynistic frat boy and slipped to the 12 year olds vision of masculinity.
EXCUSE ME, i think you mean 13?! Reee
it's three years later and I just realized this show was just spike tv's way of giving misogynistic men cool trivia facts in a way they wouldn't find boring
This entire show is literally just that "Do straight men even like women?" meme
@snoop yeah. If you think about it. You're attracted to someone who likes men: that's pretty gay if you ask me
@snoop bro having guy friends is kinda sus. I mean you're having a deep relationship with another dude; kinda sussy
@snoop your kinda sussy😳
Bruh the replies XD
Existing is pretty gay, because everything in the universe feels gravitational *attraction* to each other, including men
“And everyone was just fine with it”
Early 2000’s was just a wild era
I wasn't alive
It really was. I look back on some of those times with rose colored glasses, but sometimes I think. Wait. How was that *truly* better?
Princess BabyCabbage the golden age
So many poor fashion choices. Oh boy. Frosted tips? Low rise jeans paired with thongs and crop tops? Yikes. Edit: so many bright colors too
@@parkchimmin7913 oh god you brought back so many memories
can we appreciate how 13 year old kurtis was totally fine with this show but he still came out a good person, this is character development at its finest
Makes me wonder how many of the trolls out there are just immature
so many dudes literally never grow out of it, this is refreshing to see
b o o b i e s
Senselless it makes me sad
yesss u are so right
The holy trinity: mansplain, manspread, and manswer
manspread still sounds like a euphemism to me.
Manslpain, manspread, and manswer, the only thing that can defeat them is gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. The battle of the century.
Fun Fact: one of the producers of Manswers was actually the producer of Plan B, the Bee movie movie Danny Gonzales talked about
H O N E Y
No wonder why they both carry the same CURSED energy
I wonder if Manswers has a mquestion about D R I L L I N G A N D D R A I N I N G
That explains a lot
This goes all the way to the top huh
The whole thing comes off as a parody of hetero men stereotypes.
Though when your punchline is "boobs are awesome" it gets stale quick.
It's ✨toxic masculinity✨
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It feels like what a closeted gay guy would describe his ideal woman to his straight friends
by the time the bouncer bit was over i completely forgot we were still watching manswers that storyline took me somewhere man when that stupid guy came back to talk about free beer i felt like i just came out of a movie theater to see the sun had gone down completely while i was inside
I was highly convinced this show was a fever dream lmao. I very distinctly remember learning how to make a taser from a disposable camera, how to jump-start a car via lap dance, and which country has the "easiest" women. I can't believe this was an actual show. 1,000 Ways To Die was lit though.
I loved the disposable camera taser.
Basically, just shorting capacitors, but cool as hell.
I remember telling a guy that "I'm sorry we can't bang birth control gives me severe depression" and he went
"Semen is an anti-depressant you know."
I'm so glad to finally know where this information came from because that haunts me to this day
Lmaoooo nooooo
Holy shit I’m so sorry but I’m gonna fix this. “I’m sorry we can’t bang. Birth control gives me severe depression.” Idk if I’m dumb but that one missing period made me think you didn’t want to bang birth control because it gave you severe depression.
@@Branden29 same
Oh my god😂
I had to say something similar to my bf. I'm down to have a kid he's not so he wants me to take birth control but it messes with my hormones. I'd be a 24/7 bitch with cravings.
This is like “I’m straight I swear!” The show
You trying to say something about Kurtis?
@@vlo4829 oh, I think they're talking about the spike channel
@The Walrus: But Kurtis admitted he was an avid viewer of that channel, so...
@@vlo4829 Everyone does questionable stuff when they're in puberty so...
@@vlo4829 Dude chill he was talking about the Channal
this is hilarious but the fact that there are men out there who genuinely think and act like this makes me never want to leave my house ever again
maybe covid is saving us all. after all, quarantine means everyone is staying inside their houses anyways
I've got some good news for you. Covid-19
Funny u would say that
And you don’t have to! Thanks to corona!
YOU'VE GOT BOOOOBBBSSSS!!!!! what could be BETTER! If you're feeling down did you know MY SEMEN CAN CURE YOU!!! WOAAAA
Sometimes it seems that the world is steadily getting worse all the time, but then you realize shit like this isn't considered mainstream-acceptable anymore, and it's like a little ray of sunshine in the middle of a tornado.
I came across this when I was like 8 years old and the only question I remember from it was "what do men like more: boobs or butts?", the answer being butts. Being 8, I thought this was hilarious and told all my friends about it at school.
That same year, my brother (he was 17 at the time), had some friends over and they were talking about girls and my bro said he didn't like big boobs because they "get in the way". So I genuinely thought that dudes didn't like boobs but pretended to love them. Turns out, I was just gay
This was a full length novel and I’m here for it
This comment has better plot twists than most commercial movies
so this show stopped u from mquestioning your sexuality because of the boob manswer.
...i'm sorry
Kellan Vosbein IM CRYING THIS COMMENT IS GOLD
This comment made ma laugh a lot 😂
Lets all be glad that this show didn’t influence kurtis that much as a kid.
Yoongi’s Egg Sandwich but when he described the show, he described his videos...
Wallet Warrior i meant that the show didnt influence him in a bad way. Like degrading women and such ahshdn
where do you think he learned how to edit
Lil meow meow's sandwich "that much" 😂
@Yoongi's Egg Sandwich:
Does Kurtis edit his videos like this show? Yes.
Does he repeat words and phrases? Yes. Extra greeting anyone??
Does Kurtis like boobs? Yes.
Does Kurtis occasionally get intimate with cars? He's been known to rev up some engines around Kurtistown, so... YES
He's the living embodiment of this show, dude, and you love'im for it!
I just imagine Kurtis being like, "Hey Jenna? ...can I borrow your bra real quick?"
I like to think he took it with out asking only for her to walk in on him wearing it
Or he could've just bought a bra
It looked like it fit him pretty well 100% convinced he went and had a fitting and now owns his own
The tag's still on 😂
I M A G I N E
6:11 that was the cutest giggle ever, it honestly cleared my ears after hearing manswers dude yell "FATAL FECAL ATTACK WHEN YOU POP A DUKE"
Why does seeing Kurtis in a bra feel more scandalous than seeing him bare-chested?
It leaves more to the imagination.
@@michaelk9279 exactly, Kurtis could have big ole tiddies under there. Or two tiny tamgerines, who knows
Because our brains have been programmed to
I am h y d r a t i o n
for some reason this reminds me of this one line in the DEH novel where evan says something about the size of his balls in relation to him being brave
because men in bras are 👌
The only thing that would make his friendship with connor better is if Connor's last name was Kurtis.
Hi, I'm Kurtis Connor and this is my friend, *Connor Kurtis*
Kris MD my name is John Michael [last name redacted] and my best friend growing up was named Michael John [last name also redacted] and it was the primary reason why we became friends
kurtis conner and connor kurtes
that extra greeting is pulling all of us over during quarantine
It be hitting different tho 😳
It is 😂
the show looks like what you would see in a south park parody
Fun fact: watched this show when I was younger and the episode that stood out most was how to tell if she'll be a "screamer" in bed. According to them it's all about how much her hips move while she walks. Thus I've been insanely self conscious about how much I wiggle while walking and if anyone is thinking that. For a solid 15 years now. Still happens at least once a week.
Why did I just become insanely angry for a second
F
I watched an episode where they said you could make your gf’s breasts bigger by having a ringtone that mimicked babies crying cuz our hormones would get confused and think we had a baby to feed
This just goes to show how fucked up the entertainment industry is I guess. 😡☹️
Oh my fuckin god, I thought that my sick brain made this shit up after watching the show, when I was a kid
the romance between the bouncer and the bartender was so barTENDER.
I saw this just after I commented about it
Lunacian omg SAME 😫😫😫
RequiemForABuckeye simp
*crowd cheering*
Bartender hold me all night
Bartender our love is alive
Baby remember ....🎶🎵🎶🎵
Bart-t-t-tender lalala
Imagine my surprise when he said "researchers at yee yee university" and shows a picture of my university
You went to yee yee University
And that will never change be proud of that
And it’s a great yee yeeniversity
hook em baybee 😔🤘
when the show went “researchers at the University of Arkansas,” I LURCHED because that’s the college i’m going to next year 🗿
Hannah Marie lmaoo😂
I’m so glad this video isn’t age restricted anymore
the internet is finally old enough to watch it
why was manswers literally 5 minute crafts for 13 yr old boys
Morgan Denton OMFG This was too funny. 10/10 wheeze laughs
*It was ahead of it’s time!! It was beginning of the cringe fest!!*
BAHAHHA THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Morgan Denton AHAHAHAHAHA
When I was 13, I will only watch 5 min crafts
The voice-over sounds like the woman talking in Troom Troom, unnecessarily exaggerating every single word, just in a deeper voice lol.
he's the Troom Troom lady's very agressive husband
Oh my god, SpikeTV is just Troom Troom and 5 Minute Crafts but for duuuuuuuudes! (duuuuuuuuudes are legally distinct from men)
@@judi7238 their poor kids are going to be mute by choice to rebel, or the most obnoxious sounds in existence!
I would like to see a movie starring only kurtis Conner as everyone
Deyana Woolley I want to get rich and pay to make this movie
What if Neil Breen produced it
agreed
@@cat-dk3ql Then it would be amazing.
Go fund me?
It’s crazy how fast society has changed since this show came out which was probably in the early 2000s. This show would not be allowed to air today there’s so many different reasons why it wouldn’t work in 2022😭
Except the Americans of 2024 would love this show. They would want it to be worse and more toxic
kurtis trying to be aggressive: sounds exactly the same just a tiny bit louder
Like a baby chicken
soph he sounds like drew gooden (I don’t think I spelt that right lol)
Kurtis: boy who will remain nameless
Also Kurtis: **JAMES**
I’ll never forget they had that segment where they listed which animals had the most humanlike vaginas. I watched that. I WAS A CHILD
Whoa I feel like I need therapy after just reading this
ok but ones do
WHAT ANIMALS???????
Anonymous Flamingo in the end I’m pretty sure the manatee was the answer.
@@mihawk508 I would have guessed "sheep" because I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere but "manatee" is ten times worse
Oh my god, Kurtis’s delivery on “you ever noticed how women get really hot around thanksgiving” actually sounded convincing! He’d be a pretty great voice actor
@neroneroki the original comment was praising how well Kurtis did the lip sinc of the original quote from the maswer, not saying he's the creator of the quote
it’s funnier when you realize he had to ask his girlfriend if he could borrow one of her bras
i prefer to imagine its his own xD
it’s great when you date someone the same size as you
666666
👁️👄👁️
he's still got the tag on bro and I understand
Imagine kurtis and connor meeting for the first time:
"Hey I'm kurtis conner"
"Wait what how'd you know my name?!"
Lmaoo (also love the Wilbur pfp)
Omg 😂💯 (I also love the Wilbur pfp haha)
underrated comment
Omg you love Wilbur and 5sos. Subscribed buddy
@@suktadas9737 wow that means a lot thank you!!
I love how Kurtis has been complaining about needing a haircut, but his hair looks exactly the same as always.
True😂
18:12
kurtis laugh was so damn adorable idk how many times i replayed that.
gay. (and theres nothing wrong with that 🏳️🌈)
This is like Toxic Masculinity The Show.
fr tho
The entire channel was brimming with toxic masculinity.
I mean, the trailer screams *HUNGH! GOTTA PROTECT MY MASCULINITY! GRRRRRRRRUUUUUH!!! GUN CAR GUN CAR BOOB CAR BIKE GUN SEX BOOB SEX I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAY I’M STRAIGHT NOT GAAAAY!*
@@thejay8963 LMAOSIEJWNSJSBS
Toxic masculinity ruins the party again! I hope someone gets the reference
Kurtis having a friend called connor radiates the same energy as John Mulaney's friend called John
Imagine: John Mulaney has a friend named Mulaney John
he had multiple friends named john
This is a beautiful comment.
And them my friend John, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled *scatter*
Water Stain we all ran in different directions, like that scene in ratatouille, we all ran in different directions....I ran into the laundry room out the window and I’m running in the backyard and I see a fence I thought “I’ve never jumped a fence that high before” then I woke up at home.
I probably got some of the dialogue wrong :/
When the dude said “yeah dude it’s top heavy just like a chick with giant jugs” I genuinely thought it was kurtis mocking the guy, but no that is actually what he said
the v/o guy would be so good at reading those horny pun and emoji filled joke chain-messages
i’m gonna be honest i never wanted to hear kurtis conner say “sleeveless” when referring to unprotected sex
What if somebody is still uncircumcised but doesn't use a condom? What's that called?
3/4 sleeve?
267622 sleeveless hoodie
quarter zip
@@wavvy6654 only time i wanna hear kurtis say sleeveless
Can we keep this “Obama on third base” joke running for vids, absolutely hilarious
It's like our own inside joke with Kurtis lol
GekeGeko HAH You said “running” for vids. And Obama ran for president
@@lynns.art1 omg-
I expected the answer to “How To Get Brewskis” would be something like “Flirt with the bartender not ignoring expiration dates on landfill beer. Same goes for “How to put your junk in the trunk?” and how it ended up being about fucking your Corvette.
What a rollercoaster!!!!
6:18 no it’s the back stall. You have the most room, AND the massive crack in the door just leads to a wall and not you so creeps can’t peek in and see you shitting.
Unless the back stall isn’t the big kind then pick the first one. Unless the first one is meant for little kids then pick the middle one, unless your really short or a little kid
"Kurtis cuts his own hair" is a video I would absolutely watch
Lizard Wizard his gf cutting his hair would be even better
@@urgardenvariety7857 no because then it would look good
i was so confused when i got to that part for half a second because i've always cut my own hair and i was like "why would you need to leave the house do you not own scissors or something"
Its like when noel shaved his head on stream
Don't encourage him. First pewdiepie, then noel...
I love how Kurtis’ little movies goes from a man with no money, to an arrested bouncer having a thing with the barista
Baristas actually make coffee fyi :)
I think the word you’re looking for is “skits” lol
plot twist!
Sprinkling in a little bit of representation
It’s a bartender not a barista dumbass
I feel like manswers is made for boomers who laugh at the “Seven days into quarantine” memes where men are making jokes about killing their wives.
I wonder if domestic violence or homicide increases during the quarantine.
@Glenna Smith And unfortunately, it's not a problem we can do too much about.
God the early 2000s were such a disturbed time culture wise.
They were a lawless wasteland.
Oh that’s why I’m so weird-
Because I was born in the early 2000s
@@arijajoy you're barely legal sis
Cassandra Jindra this is true I am only 16
@@arijajoy well I will tell you that the early 2000s were amazing and so disturbing all at the same time. But there was A LOT OF DENIM.
You should marry your childhood friend so he can become Conner Conner.
I grew up with a kid named Collin Collins
@@birdfriday lmao
@@birdfriday did he memorise the dictionary? I would have.
Code Name: Cunning cunilingus
@@birdfriday da fuq
Kurtis’s ability to singlehandedly write, produce, and star in his skits is unmatched. Full set design, full story arc, AND character development?? Where’s this mans Oscar?? A true underdog of cinema. 😔
And his ability to segue into an ad read 👌
1k like
hey lyle
Zanele Valverde TIL I’m fucking retarded because I always thought it was spelled segway
Keller Gilbert I absolutely would’ve spelled it the same way so ur good
I had a friend who, well into college, believed every "manswer" on this show.
Maybe the real Manswers are the friends we've made along the way
this is mlp s#@*
AGSFSGSHSGDG
yay
*Sniff* You're god damn right.
Nah man. ITS BOOOOOBSSSSS!!!
“Questions answered by men”
Translation:
“Questions answered by frat boys all probably named Kyle and Blake. Answered while they drank a Monster and are covered in so much Axe you’ll choke within 5ft of them”
Questions answered by Blayze
Damara Ankrum the Axe body spray is effective for social distancing
OneInFortyThousand that should be recommended by doctors
I only know one dude name blake and he is the nicest dude ever. His interests involve filmography and wearing sweaters.
Thank god I have to be six feet away anyways...
I like how they use "semen contains anti depressants" as the reason instead of all the obvious easily proven reasons why sex actually make you happy
because the actual reasons involve the woman having fun and her pleasure being thought about. "semen contains antidepressants" implies that there's no reason to make sure the woman is having fun, all that matters is the man orgasming.
@@crazyweirdgirl115 good point
i know this show is old but it’s scary that some men definitely still think that way, gross
Deborah Wey but luckily the majority of guys aren’t backwards assholes. Most are pretty decent.
LRC42 they said some not all
The way the Obama on third base joke continued the whole time , i salute you kurtis 🫡
is it just me or is there like. a very specific kind of discomfort that comes with seeing the way women were sexualized in the 2000s? like i can't even find them attractive im just so put off.
You're correct. Sometimes I watch early 2000s movies and the way they're sexualized is just strange.
I always feel this way watching movies from that time
I think it’s because the way a lot of this s*xualized content of women is shot like it’s an advertisement for a product and not a video of an actual person.
i feel like it was just a whole time of creepiness that was normalized like did you see drews video about the adult woman and the like 7 year old boy, just pedophilia and sexism and mysoginy everywhere, where now its more often pointed out.
Men are sexualized alot too tho, don't forget that
This video gave me a maneurysm.
a mheart mattack
A sheer heart mattack
A manxiety attack
I'm having a manvous breakdown reading this
Phoebe nice one 😂😂😂
The guy with the girlfriend looks like he lives in his friend’s basement.
You know it's bad when his mom's basement was off limits.
Yeet Me Into The Abyss underrated reply lmao
@@yeetmeintotheabyss2893 The basement is where he keeps all of his blow up dolls. lol
Welcome to being toxic.
Ik
I just want you to know that ever since this video came out, i use the first stall. four years later, i have only used the first stall.
Kurtis realizing Manswers editing influenced him more than he ever realized
Ok so sexualizing women bad and everything, but the amount of gay panic this video caused me was palpable
Same tho. Also, is your pfpf the non-binary flag? It's the right colors in the right order but idk if it was intentional :)
E J ya it is
sameee
Momo Readuth they got flustered because of how attractive the girls were. I got it too 😔
gOD ME TOO
subtitles be like:
Video: "Boobs and beer!"
Subtitles: *who looks in fear*
it’s actually weirdly accurate.
The accuracy tho 😂😂😂
I mean, I’d be scared if I was being talked about like that.
We all do, subtitles. We all do.
Thanks Rivers Cuomo of Weezer
Manswers is the favorite show of the Vulture from Brooklyn Nine-Nine