This Early 2000's Dating Show Is Pure Insanity

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2020
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  • @alexandrah.8685
    @alexandrah.8685 3 года назад +10088

    IN ONE OF THE LATER EPISODES, THEY GO ON A SAILING DATE AND THE LOCKSMITH LITERALLY ARRIVES ON HIS OWN, SEPARATE BOAT IT’S HIS MOST ICONIC ENTRANCE IN THE WHOLE SHOW

    • @rachel9686
      @rachel9686 3 года назад +780

      Don’t forget about the scene where he wakes the chain up by holding a beeping alarm clock😂😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 года назад +110

      I need to see that

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 3 года назад +14

      @@rachel9686 😂

    • @DentistDan
      @DentistDan 3 года назад +22

      Well hello there

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 3 года назад +23

      K i need a compilation stat

  • @shoujewels
    @shoujewels 3 года назад +7204

    "i just have this innate ability to design clothes"
    "graphic design is my passion"

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 3 года назад +13

      AHAHA YES

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 года назад +151

      If Stephanie was a font she’d be comic sans.

    • @meira9885
      @meira9885 3 года назад +50

      @@blackparademistress1 or papyrus 😳

    • @tinypencils
      @tinypencils 3 года назад +66

      "Graphic design is my burden," the person who airbrushes her clothes.

    • @saimamerzougui7981
      @saimamerzougui7981 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/iByDTKxhXOw/видео.html

  • @jaylenbarbieri2239
    @jaylenbarbieri2239 2 года назад +3474

    The locksmith is literally just a less harsh version of the grim reaper

  • @LynkynPeppers
    @LynkynPeppers 3 года назад +5995

    "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" I swear to god im crying I want that to be remembered forever

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 2 года назад +70

      Remembered? 😭

    • @LynkynPeppers
      @LynkynPeppers 2 года назад +107

      @@miad6160 it was hilarious I'm sorry lmao

    • @LDrosophila
      @LDrosophila 2 года назад +48

      i cant stop watching it 2:15

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +94

      Curvy girls make my junk twitch!😌😀✌️

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 2 года назад +35

      that line i was not expecting thank god i wasn't drinking smt

  • @weirdautumn5263
    @weirdautumn5263 3 года назад +12266

    theory: the locksmith is actually tiny but they gave him like 20 jackets to wear to make him look absolutely gigantic.

    • @taliajung1553
      @taliajung1553 3 года назад +238

      That's a good theory

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 3 года назад +137

      oh god I hope so

    • @bri2149
      @bri2149 3 года назад +105

      that would be so fucking good dude

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 года назад +77

      The show makes him look like 7'7

    • @peral8890
      @peral8890 3 года назад +14

      understandable

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 3 года назад +24513

    The Locksmith should be in literally every show. Just a large ominous man who appears whenever someone needs to die.

  • @bakedbread7540
    @bakedbread7540 2 года назад +1661

    The relationship lasted for 3 DAYS??
    LMAOO IVE SEEN MIDDLE SCHOOL RELATIONSHIPS LAST LONGER THAN THAT 💀

    • @lemqnshark
      @lemqnshark 2 года назад +58

      90% of middle school relationships last longer than that lmao

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis Год назад +18

      HELP SAME, three of my friends have been dating eachother since like last year and theyre still going

    • @DarleneVoidDragoncat
      @DarleneVoidDragoncat Год назад +38

      I’ve seen *ELEMENTARY SCHOOL* RELATIONSHIPS last longer than that

    • @EvelynandBreelee
      @EvelynandBreelee 10 месяцев назад +1

      LOL

    • @vvvvhx
      @vvvvhx 10 месяцев назад +3

      My middle school relationship lasted a year😭

  • @AdNoctemMedia
    @AdNoctemMedia 2 года назад +1388

    20:15 is this an overhead shot of the Locksmith staring pensively over a valley alone? Major anime ending vibes

    • @landenhays6562
      @landenhays6562 2 года назад +158

      That shot assures us that we're living in his world, he just hasn't stepped up to claim his crown.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +13

      Ikrrr 💀👏

    • @heenamirchandani582
      @heenamirchandani582 2 года назад +84

      Hey i'm pete, did someone say sHoTs

    • @RuinedStillWetMascara
      @RuinedStillWetMascara 2 года назад +29

      Omg i haven’t notice that shot, i fucking love this guy

  • @NosferotikaBr
    @NosferotikaBr 3 года назад +24137

    Being chained to 4 guys and stuck in a house looks like my worst nightmare ever

    • @mariasweaty8567
      @mariasweaty8567 3 года назад +253

      Nosferotika (lubbyh) literal nightmare fuel

    • @Kiivenn
      @Kiivenn 3 года назад +624

      Being chained to a 20kg ball would be less horrible

    • @venielifurtwangler8503
      @venielifurtwangler8503 3 года назад +33

      Você por aqui 💜

    • @whoswallowing
      @whoswallowing 3 года назад +307

      Its also terrible when ur bi/pan/omni/ace/les and so many more

    • @esnyy
      @esnyy 3 года назад +21

      aaaa você assiste o kurtis

  • @pinkrutabaga
    @pinkrutabaga 3 года назад +4966

    saying “I’m have an innate ability to design clothes“ and then pulling out airbrushed underwear SENT ME

    • @AH-rg7ns
      @AH-rg7ns 3 года назад +168

      and it just said angel in blue 😭

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 года назад +62

      also "I have the inate ability to..." screams 90's-2000's "edgy culture" and how everyone was trying to use a broader vocabulary in context where it wasn't needed. Like lady just say "I have a talent with designing clothes", I bet she doesn't even know what inate means. An inate ability to design clothes would be like if she was designing clothes by accident and in her sleep without even attempting to design clothes, like what? XD

    • @avaginsberg227
      @avaginsberg227 3 года назад +27

      @@-desertpackrat Umm it’s not that serious no need to get so aggravated over nothing lmao

    • @Cheshieruu
      @Cheshieruu 3 года назад +18

      @@-desertpackrat honestly? it has the same vibes as "graphic design is my passion" so i dunno if it was ironic or not but it made me chuckle nonetheless

    • @malifesting
      @malifesting 2 года назад +10

      @@avaginsberg227 they arent aggravated they were joking looks like someone cant take a joke oop

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 3 года назад +1095

    I used to terrorize one of my guy friends by constantly reminding him that girls poop.
    It honest to God scared him. I thought it was hilarious.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 года назад +36

      It’s not that big of a deal, but I like to act like I don’t know they do to mess with people.

  • @heckonearth1164
    @heckonearth1164 2 года назад +391

    The good ending of this show is her picking the Locksmith. Well dressed? *Actual* strong, silent type? Pick him.

  • @ebrodsky5893
    @ebrodsky5893 3 года назад +3920

    “My hands are literally tied” proceeds to show that his hands aren’t tied

    • @beezypeezy2359
      @beezypeezy2359 3 года назад +28

      Sorry, I ruined your 69 likes

    • @aiden4445
      @aiden4445 3 года назад +25

      @@beezypeezy2359 so did 1430 other people

  • @leahpreston2949
    @leahpreston2949 3 года назад +4364

    My God, the “hey it’s Pete did somebody say shots” jokes is one of the best jokes Kurtis has ever made

  • @micahgrover8575
    @micahgrover8575 2 года назад +615

    "The relationship lasted three days."
    Steph: well I gave it my best shot-
    Pete: DiD sOmeBODy SAy sHoT?!

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Год назад +13

      I thought it was a very funny recurring joke lmao

    • @_98310
      @_98310 Год назад +4

      21:22 DID SOMEBODY SAY SHOT?!

  • @chumbucket3475
    @chumbucket3475 2 года назад +309

    The locksmith spontaneously and ominously appearing is just the most hilarious thing to me

  • @coolkidchristie
    @coolkidchristie 3 года назад +6197

    i feel like she should have picked the locksmith, they had an unspoken connection

    • @shuichigrrr8743
      @shuichigrrr8743 3 года назад +42

      Ikr!!!

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 3 года назад +112

      I literally thought that. I was like “what if she was like I want the locksmith”

    • @user-zy6vm2wm3w
      @user-zy6vm2wm3w 3 года назад +83

      I mean he is pretty charming. But did you see how uncomfortable she looked the last time? In the end I don't think she would have appreciated him and his greatness as much as he desirves :)

    • @menkisser611
      @menkisser611 3 года назад +22

      i was just thinking about how i would've picked the locksmith

    • @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298
      @someoneyoudontneedtoknowab2298 3 года назад +40

      PICKED the locksmith lol 😂😂
      Ok I'll leave now

  • @thomasedison3700
    @thomasedison3700 3 года назад +3110

    The Locksmith is like a Twilight Zone character, he just ominously shows up and then someone goes missing, I love him

    • @xaviergildon5576
      @xaviergildon5576 3 года назад +18

      @Legit sußßing to everyone who sußs to me this is a virus, isn't it.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +1

      @@xaviergildon5576 they got so upset that they deleted their reply! XD

  • @apolloina19
    @apolloina19 2 года назад +328

    “curvy girls make my junk twitch” made me laugh so hard fanta sprayed out of my nose

    • @WilliamPasta
      @WilliamPasta Год назад +23

      We’re you drinking Fanta or do you just have Fanta in your nose that only comes out when you laugh really hard?

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Год назад +10

      Asking the hard hitting questions

  • @Necromediancer
    @Necromediancer 2 года назад +161

    The locksmith is so ominous I love him. He's not the executioner, he's an omen of the execution

  • @juliawasthere
    @juliawasthere 3 года назад +3000

    “you rated me a 4”
    “that’s out of 10”
    DUDE WHAT? LMAO

    • @natalie1220
      @natalie1220 3 года назад +61

      RIGHT LMAOO

    • @abikaggwa
      @abikaggwa 3 года назад +109

      IT WAS NOT NEEDED LMFAO

    • @wolfslullaby
      @wolfslullaby 3 года назад +14

      well not out of 5 lol

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 3 года назад +24

      I didn’t know how to handle that comment I was like yo wtf dawg 😂

    • @aaliyahleeah
      @aaliyahleeah 3 года назад +20

      @@natalie1220 lmfaooo...........like it’s so BACKHANDED

  • @anxiety1050
    @anxiety1050 3 года назад +9113

    Plot twist: she falls in love with the locksmith

    • @qi6kq
      @qi6kq 3 года назад +350

      nah he's too good for her

    • @harperfilipowicz4922
      @harperfilipowicz4922 3 года назад +214

      ngl i would 😳🤚

    • @poo705
      @poo705 3 года назад +109

      bro why wouldn’t she 😼😼

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +67

      @@qi6kq The Locksmith is just a superior being

    • @nebula318
      @nebula318 3 года назад +40

      I mean if I wasn’t lesbian 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @stargirl-9000
    @stargirl-9000 2 года назад +152

    A woman chained to four men = literally every woman’s worst nightmare

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 2 года назад +179

    2000's reality shows are just plain psychological torture shows

  • @RockstarTurtle8
    @RockstarTurtle8 3 года назад +8632

    something about seeing the 'Their relationship lasted for three days' over the cheery music really did it for me LMAO

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +196

      Funniest shit I've seen and heard all day

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 3 года назад +14

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Kurtis for more than a dày?"
      *(Kurtis Just Commented on my newest Mincraft Video Thanks!)*

    • @chloecarr3599
      @chloecarr3599 3 года назад +26

      I spat out my drink when I read it 😂

    • @abominati0n
      @abominati0n 3 года назад +52

      I thought he just edited it in lmao,, i was like "hol up"

    • @deadsoundsecretsitee
      @deadsoundsecretsitee 3 года назад +18

      @@saadtech5907 shut up

  • @pdoggy7254
    @pdoggy7254 3 года назад +9067

    The casual “The relationship lasted three days.” got me

  • @Pi_Likethenumber
    @Pi_Likethenumber Год назад +26

    Two years later and I'm just now noticing the extremely artistic painting of Gooby in the background of Kurtis's set up

  • @morriganlynham9079
    @morriganlynham9079 2 года назад +99

    Play this as a polyamorous relationship and just have a great all expenses holiday where you get rewarded at the end

  • @aadrikaverma4931
    @aadrikaverma4931 3 года назад +4199

    Why does the locksmith look like he's trying to hold in a cough-

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 года назад +17

      LMAO~ ty

    • @LionessOfGodEternal
      @LionessOfGodEternal 3 года назад +92

      He time traveled from 2020 to be in this show. It’s a conditioned response.

    • @Circusme
      @Circusme 3 года назад +20

      Chubby cheeks, stubby neck, shoulders raised (he's a big guy).. so he gives the impression of holding in a cough
      But you probably werent looking for a real answer.
      Sorry I just felt compelled to :DD

    • @haileyleona2085
      @haileyleona2085 3 года назад +10

      looks like he's edging on a fart or a shit tbh

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 3 года назад +1

      He is trying to

  • @hayleejohnson4890
    @hayleejohnson4890 3 года назад +12833

    The “relationship lasted for three days” TOOK ME OUT

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 3 года назад +474

      Dude Alan lasting three whole days surprised me cause Alan fucking sucks.

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 года назад +599

      Sis should've kept the money and ran

    • @ploopymaster
      @ploopymaster 3 года назад +252

      middle school relationships in one sentence lol

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 3 года назад +262

      and the way the words faded in made it a whole lot funnier lmao

    • @hayleejohnson4890
      @hayleejohnson4890 3 года назад +66

      @@ericschnautz6603 I thought Jason really would’ve won💀

  • @michaelmitchell2519
    @michaelmitchell2519 Год назад +45

    I have never genuinely laughed at the existence of a character as much as I did at "THE LOCKSMITH"

  • @loquaciousjango4214
    @loquaciousjango4214 2 года назад +110

    I keep thinking they should have an episode where the four candidates just all run in opposite directions and tear apart the Picker like horses executing a traitor to the crown.

  • @soop5467
    @soop5467 3 года назад +9129

    So funny story:
    We recently had to get our locks replaced and we hired this random dude. So when he arrived the first thing I thought was *"When the locksmith arrives, one man must go."*

    • @mancillamarie
      @mancillamarie 3 года назад +233

      lmaooo i dont blame you. i would’ve done the same thing tbh

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 года назад +407

      *”So let it be written, so let it be done”*

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 года назад +42

      That Joinen pic ahaha

    • @soop5467
      @soop5467 3 года назад +21

      @@_Kuma_ you like it? :>

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 года назад +18

      @@soop5467 yesss, fabulous

  • @CatMcLloyd
    @CatMcLloyd 3 года назад +2947

    "Their relationship lasted three days" WHY WOULD THEY PUT THAT IN THE SHOW

  • @niccosta
    @niccosta 3 года назад +59

    “Your butt makes a noise, that stinks” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

  • @jokeisnonexistent6045
    @jokeisnonexistent6045 2 года назад +26

    I'm starting a cult dedicated to spreading the influence of the locksmith, I don't know why but the locksmith has spoken to my soul without even saying anything

  • @kittycat418gaming4
    @kittycat418gaming4 3 года назад +2474

    “Curvy girls makes my junk twitch” haunts my dreams

  • @luluxid1358
    @luluxid1358 3 года назад +6071

    I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

    • @curedreamfandubz4116
      @curedreamfandubz4116 3 года назад +50

      Yes

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 2 года назад +266

      Or steals the dude

    • @luluxid1358
      @luluxid1358 2 года назад +262

      @@teathesilkwing7616 ahh yes the bi locksmith

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +174

      @@luluxid1358 or, fuck it, have both. Poly locksmith

    • @Munchtreats
      @Munchtreats 2 года назад +54

      @@Tw0Dots dude that sounds fucking awesome

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 2 года назад +11

    Being chained to 4 strange men would be my absolute nightmare. I would not feek safe at all.

  • @kamilacurtis9258
    @kamilacurtis9258 3 года назад +216

    i think steff hates herself, that;s literally the only reason you'd pick ALAN

  • @spirity7218
    @spirity7218 3 года назад +6867

    The show literally lasted longer than the relationship-

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 3 года назад +2197

    Not really about toilet humor being wrong - it's more about making her a butt of the joke and feel uncomfortable in a vulnerable position.

    • @theo8675
      @theo8675 3 года назад +189

      Did you- was that a pun

    • @mnpxdrm
      @mnpxdrm 3 года назад +159

      the.....the.......the what of the joke.......?

    • @justyouraverageaj8675
      @justyouraverageaj8675 3 года назад +13

      What a lad

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 3 года назад +233

      Idk if that pun was intentional or not but yh i think it was everyone picking on her, like they're not her friends and she was obviously uncomfortable

    • @chyraaa
      @chyraaa 3 года назад +12

      butt of the joke💀💀 I can’t

  • @d.tsukuyomi1869
    @d.tsukuyomi1869 Год назад +9

    "When the locksmith arrives
    One man is gone.
    Let it be written,
    let it be done."

  • @alexisb3829
    @alexisb3829 Год назад +12

    lol the way she was so confident and showy with her airbrushed clothes like she was revolutionary

  • @corelei
    @corelei 3 года назад +10375

    if this wasn't a TV show this sounds like every woman's worst nightmare

  • @Katamaricilla
    @Katamaricilla 3 года назад +4736

    This was so uncomfortable. No wonder that show lasted 6 episodes. A woman CHAINED to 4 random guys??? Sounds literally like Hell.

    • @mez1024
      @mez1024 3 года назад +141

      I would literally pass out

    • @siryarianthefirst3360
      @siryarianthefirst3360 3 года назад +34

      They also had guys chained up with 4 girls

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 3 года назад +73

      @lost cause not sure if we even watched the same video then

    • @casmeraki
      @casmeraki 3 года назад +69

      Sounds kinda rapey

    • @Katamaricilla
      @Katamaricilla 3 года назад +108

      @lost cause You really live up to your @ don't you? Those are the same arguments abusers say all the time. Even if someone signs up for a show to stay surrounded by men, that doesn't imply they have to act so disgusting around her, and it doesn't mean that someone has to allow it or be the one to blame. But honestly I am not expecting you to understand that.

  • @That_Random_British_Dude
    @That_Random_British_Dude Год назад +9

    The Locksmith is the embodiment of "he's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"

  • @Annicamdw
    @Annicamdw 2 года назад +38

    This video has cursed me forever, now I can’t go an hour without saying “Rest in Pete” at least once. Thanks a lot Kurt

  • @yaboijazz
    @yaboijazz 3 года назад +1665

    I bet the locksmith is actually just three kids in a trench coat

    • @macaronic_
      @macaronic_ 3 года назад +38

      biggest plot twist ever

    • @spidermonkey2470
      @spidermonkey2470 3 года назад +49

      He’s Vincent Adultman, doing business

    • @liiluu99
      @liiluu99 3 года назад +6

      @@spidermonkey2470 nice

    • @bread6052
      @bread6052 3 года назад +3

      Most 2000s disguise

    • @sc6155
      @sc6155 3 года назад +4

      That's the funniest shit ever 😂

  • @roundsdm
    @roundsdm 2 года назад +36

    Stef didnt not like farts in general lol,.. she just didnt want a bunch of men that were supposed to be wooing her to be making fun of HER for farting in the hot tub!😅

  • @crownedhorde9988
    @crownedhorde9988 Год назад +7

    "the relationship lasted 3 days." shit had me ROLLLIJNNG HELOPP

  • @nevermindkey
    @nevermindkey 3 года назад +3235

    A man born in the 90s that looks like he’s in the 80s talking about the 2000s in 2020....... ✨𝒘𝒐𝒘✨

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 года назад +120

      Absolutely multi-cultural

    • @kate434
      @kate434 3 года назад +7

      @@rx500android ikrr

    • @sadie3789
      @sadie3789 3 года назад +52

      he owns all the cultures

    • @eb5x_789
      @eb5x_789 3 года назад +44

      an entire lifetime of cultures in one man. wow.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 3 года назад +3

      YESSS

  • @page8472
    @page8472 3 года назад +5849

    why is everyone ignoring “curvy girls make my junk twitch” 0_0

    • @randomthoughts7597
      @randomthoughts7597 3 года назад +206

      We don't talk about that 🤣

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0u5XdeSesOs/видео.html

    • @nai5606
      @nai5606 3 года назад +274

      as a curvy girl, I'm s c a r e d.

    • @not_elie6116
      @not_elie6116 3 года назад +82

      I was trying to ignore it.😂

    • @jennnnn911
      @jennnnn911 3 года назад +1

      Ichave I to say what curious just ’m

  • @tapiocaclown
    @tapiocaclown Год назад +24

    4:35 people who call themselves artists after putting a prompt into an ai generator

  • @whichisinteresting
    @whichisinteresting 2 года назад +14

    I have started saying "rest in keith" whenever something moderately bad happens (something breaks, death in video game, etc) because of this video and it drives my friends insane. It's like out of my hands at this point it's a reflex.

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 3 года назад +7800

    Being chained to four straight men is literally my worst nightmare holy shit

  • @landonb2972
    @landonb2972 3 года назад +3816

    Kurtis: If you’ve never given audible a shot, now is the perfect time.
    Pete: Did someone say shot?

    • @Sunidhi2706
      @Sunidhi2706 3 года назад +39

      I was literally waiting for that dude to pop up! 😂😂

    • @lucies5743
      @lucies5743 3 года назад +5

      niice

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0u5XdeSesOs/видео.html

  • @xmaa9x
    @xmaa9x 3 года назад +18

    that clothing designer girl really just screamed "graphic design is my passion" real loud

  • @mr.wiggles7135
    @mr.wiggles7135 10 месяцев назад +4

    The locksmith behind the tarp was the funniest and coldest shit ever I love it

  • @alisadiaz1179
    @alisadiaz1179 3 года назад +13493

    I bet you if she picked Jason, the relationship would have lasted FOUR days

    • @hhh-bu3qj
      @hhh-bu3qj 3 года назад +596

      Bet if Pete won it would've been 7

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie 3 года назад +518

      A whole workweek. Going for those middle school length relationships.

    • @TheForce7777
      @TheForce7777 2 года назад +8

      try 1

    • @BigSteppa509
      @BigSteppa509 2 года назад +361

      I bet if she chose the locksmith he would be her soulmate

    • @bryannae9015
      @bryannae9015 2 года назад +37

      Maybe even FIVE

  • @killerch33z
    @killerch33z 3 года назад +5940

    “The relationship lasted 3 days” made me laugh SO FUCKING HARD

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Год назад +54

    I always wondered if anyone on dating shows, ever didn't like ANY of the "suiters" chosen for them for the get go; then immediately is like "I'm out." Or if they would stick it out for the clout and/or money. A lot of times when I watch a dating show that has one woman picking between multiple men, I sometimes think to myself "Wouldn't date any of them," right off the bat. Not saying they aren't good enough or some stupid crap like that. It's just sometimes they pick the WORST people. Not just looks, like personality, and you know morals lol. It's like they didn't even bother asking the "picker" what characteristics, and/or traits they are attracted to. Sometimes, they may ask, but then choose the complete opposite. They seem to do this way more often when it's a woman as the "picker." Really makes you wonder if they do it for shiits and giggles. They seem to like to watch the woman be berated, and man handled by men some (if not all) she isn't even attracted to, to make the show more entertaining. For the men, they will pick the most (according to society) hot women, and make it all based around male viewers getting their rocks off watching all these attractive girls throw themselves at the man.
    Now I know I shouldn't expect much from a dating show, especially if it's on MTV lol; however, they really seem to only care about the craziest, or most attractive people. They don't give a flying f about finding love for the person. They want to entertain people in the worst type of way, while we all happily oblige lol. I am not talking down about anyone who watches either. I 100% have watched MANY dating shows, and thoroughly enjoy almost every single one of them lol. This was just some thoughts I wanted to share, and it turned into being (as usual) way too freaking long. No one is going to read this. Especially being on a video from 2 years ago that has over 10k comments. Why I do this to myself I don't know lol. Well, maybe some day, or year, someone will read this, and find it semi-interesting, and reply to me with their thoughts.
    You know I always wanted to make a RUclips channel. I for one love to talk, and I for 2 have way too many thoughts and opinions. I always wanted to share those opinions by maybe doing reaction videos like Kurtis, and see if there are people out there who think the same way as I do, or who just like how I think. In my personal life, pretty alone lol. I have always been a one or 2 very close friend type of person. Anyway, I don't expect anyone to care about this, just an outlet to be able to talk, bcuz in my mind there is at least a *chance* tht someone will read and reply.☺

    • @ItsLeah43
      @ItsLeah43 Год назад +2

      Das me, I read it :)
      And yeah, I am certain in shows like this they go out of the way to make things incompatible and spark drama and/or weird discomfort. It's kinda fucked up, imo

    • @sazbear3913
      @sazbear3913 Год назад +2

      I read it too, and yeh for sure it was just an outlet for society to have a laugh at the expense of these poor people tryna find love 😂 hopefully we've grown from there... although Love Island is still going so who knows

    • @yoBmeF
      @yoBmeF 9 месяцев назад +3

      Start that channellll. Even if it gets little viewership, having an outlet for your opinions can be quite refreshing to have when you want to get a lot of long-winded or niche thoughts out

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 6 месяцев назад +2

      I feel like the people on are the worst people because it’s scripted and they are all just normal guys. Like most reality shows have drama put in by the producers

  • @thefriendshiptrio6983
    @thefriendshiptrio6983 Год назад +6

    18:43 NO JASON WAS THE HOTTEST

  • @jacquelinebrown7627
    @jacquelinebrown7627 3 года назад +9796

    Petition to make the locksmith the Sheriff of Kurtistown:

    • @secretbadger2845
      @secretbadger2845 3 года назад +338

      Now THIS is a petition i can get behind 🥵🥵🥵🥵

    • @missxanadu666
      @missxanadu666 3 года назад +100

      YES! *signs*

    • @rageshreesengupta552
      @rageshreesengupta552 3 года назад +74

      Where do I sign?!??!

    • @arielb4980
      @arielb4980 3 года назад +164

      B- but every time he entered a room..... one man would have to go.... have you even *read* the holy saying?

    • @hellothere-bo7bn
      @hellothere-bo7bn 3 года назад +19

      signed

  • @tomatoanus
    @tomatoanus 3 года назад +8410

    the chained up scenes in saw are more pleasant than this show

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +159

      At least that had more chemistry

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 3 года назад +61

      We not goin' to talk about Death Note though- LIKE DFGDGFD

    • @thaarealmoni1003
      @thaarealmoni1003 3 года назад +20

      you have good taste in youtubers I see .

    • @finnmurphyfilms
      @finnmurphyfilms 3 года назад +13

      Holy shit tomatoanus watches Kurtis Conner

    • @vilecreampuffs
      @vilecreampuffs 3 года назад +9

      @@finnmurphyfilms I actually have no idea who this man is.

  • @wirsindkunstmusic
    @wirsindkunstmusic Год назад +2

    how tf they use the bathroom? like imagine taking a sh*t with four people chained to you and suddenly the locksmith pops up 🤣

  • @legatoblues13
    @legatoblues13 3 года назад +16

    This is so goddamn hilarious. Thank you for making this. You're one of very few creators that actually make me laugh out loud.

  • @briannesmith9518
    @briannesmith9518 3 года назад +9625

    I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @aikafee
      @aikafee 2 года назад +398

      I'd never split ANYTHING with anyone I've known for 4 days

    • @twinbruisesonmyshins
      @twinbruisesonmyshins 2 года назад +106

      Id give them a little bit just for being there maybe

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +293

      I'd give some money to the Locksmith.

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 2 года назад +36

      @@ThexDynastxQueen Well yeah, he's terrifying.

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 2 года назад +1

      @@nvr2late666 no its bc hes sexy

  • @Eldelastrufas
    @Eldelastrufas 3 года назад +32331

    Kurtis looking more and more like he could be interviewed in the Tiger King documentary

  • @pagerrrr09
    @pagerrrr09 3 года назад +5

    kurtis is like my "comfort show". i will be so sad one day when he stops doing youtube videos. anyways, im home sick today from work and even though i felt miserable, kurtis was making me crack up laughing until i felt better and fell back asleep. comedian and nurse all in one, give the man a hand.

  • @staceythurman6157
    @staceythurman6157 2 года назад +2

    Curtis you are honestly one of the best youtubers on the platform, I appreciate everything you do and say

  • @precimzo2574
    @precimzo2574 3 года назад +3930

    When I see the locksmith at my wedding ...
    👁👄👁

    • @Sure_Bestie
      @Sure_Bestie 3 года назад +90

      *Now THAT’S a good comment*

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 года назад +155

      One man must go...

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 2 года назад +5

      haha

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +3

      ONE
      MAN
      SACRUHFISE

    • @shoes_are_delicious
      @shoes_are_delicious 2 года назад +60

      Plot twist: The person you are marrying IS the locksmith

  • @KaylA-gg9kx
    @KaylA-gg9kx 3 года назад +5728

    I'm just wondering why she chose to give money to any of them.

    • @raveng8217
      @raveng8217 3 года назад +333

      For real! If I was on this show and none of the guys were interesting, I'd simply just keep all the money for myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @KaylA-gg9kx
      @KaylA-gg9kx 3 года назад +180

      @@raveng8217 hehe, same! But still, even if the guys were interesting, I think I'd still just keep the money instead. Ha.

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 3 года назад +91

      Probably forced to give it away

    • @PennySilverMoon
      @PennySilverMoon 3 года назад +57

      Feeling pressured

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 3 года назад +85

      same. they acted so shitty and immature, I'd just say "fuck you" and leave with my money

  • @emilylerman9028
    @emilylerman9028 3 года назад +2

    a youtube video hasn’t made me audibly laugh in a long time... you are hilarious!!!! I also love how you integrated the content of the video into the sponsorship. hilarious dude. love your vids!!!

  • @Sleeepy_eyes
    @Sleeepy_eyes Год назад +4

    I’ve never actually watched this video with my eyes, every time I’m working on a big art project I turn this video on and listen to it and just imagine what it looks like and I want to keep it that way

  • @sarashutter
    @sarashutter 3 года назад +3386

    "They went for dinner the next night."
    "The relationship lasted 3 days."
    Should have picked Jason.

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 3 года назад +102

      @dumbass piss boy he's a cool serial killer that kills pedos, should have chosen jason

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 года назад +15

      I liked Jason

    • @elise9189
      @elise9189 3 года назад +33

      This never would have happened with my main Jason

    • @RocShabazz
      @RocShabazz 3 года назад +48

      Thank God she didn’t, Jason deserved better and so did Jack.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 года назад +14

      Yeah.... Im such a nice guy

  • @s4fa.r1
    @s4fa.r1 3 года назад +1782

    Jason has soft boy hair. He looks like he fervently applies Chapstick in the dark.

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 3 года назад +128

      This shouldnt make as much sense as it does

    • @greta7353
      @greta7353 3 года назад +77

      then has to snap a pic with the flash on after

    • @embersremembers
      @embersremembers 3 года назад +6

      💀💀💀

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 3 года назад +28

      He's the OG Soft boi 😂😂

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 3 года назад +4

      I feel called out???????? Omg.

  • @DeadricDeadggory
    @DeadricDeadggory 4 месяца назад +2

    I love the running joke of Pete being drunk af

  • @emmae3690
    @emmae3690 5 дней назад +6

    watching cody's new video i was like. did he not already do this years ago?? and had to go on a deep dive to figure out why i remembered this garbage

  • @mytherapistsaidno6643
    @mytherapistsaidno6643 3 года назад +1313

    that wasn’t really a fart joke though lmaoo it was just a guy ridiculing a woman for not being ‘ladylike’, there was no fart it was just cooter bubbles that they drew way too much attention to, she was allowed to react like that

  • @cateroach253
    @cateroach253 3 года назад +3011

    jason and the locksmith should've gotten together and stolen the money, they were the only good people and they actually had chemistry

    • @mono414
      @mono414 3 года назад +291

      Jason x The Locksmith fanfic, slowburn

    • @olvk360
      @olvk360 3 года назад +22

      Yaaaaaas

    • @scrambldrabbit
      @scrambldrabbit 3 года назад +76

      *wattpad writers have entered the chat*

    • @iseeyousleepdad6463
      @iseeyousleepdad6463 3 года назад +2

      Fr fr

    • @mayah7181
      @mayah7181 3 года назад +6

      not the chemistry 💀

  • @aitana041
    @aitana041 2 года назад +3

    THE PHOTO OF YOUNG KURTIS...IM ACTUALLY WHEEZING-

  • @animepiglover
    @animepiglover 2 года назад +3

    Fell asleep to a different Kurtis conner video and autoplaying to this one, made for some weird nap dreams 😅

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri 3 года назад +3318

    Dude, there is a difference between a fart joke and pointing at someone and saying "hey, you farted!" Which is what that guy was doing to Steph, seemingly just to embarrass her. Which was pretty... shitty of him.

    • @duckielooloui
      @duckielooloui 3 года назад +703

      I'm also 100% that was supposed to be a queef joke not a fart joke. He made a big deal about the bubbles coming from her crotch and the way she crossed her legs after. It was a gross "we're dudes and your a girl with a gross vag" 'joke.'

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 3 года назад +148

      I haven't finished the video and from these comments I'm concerned

    • @fridaychinatown6172
      @fridaychinatown6172 3 года назад +91

      @@hiimjohnquinones2971 buckle up, it's gonna be wild

    • @honey6610
      @honey6610 3 года назад +366

      Thank you someone gets it right for fart can be funny but not at someone’s expense any joke actually at someone’s expense And people have different sense of humour is the course she didn’t find it funny because I was at her expense

    • @quack4chu
      @quack4chu 3 года назад +234

      fart jokes can be funny but the way it was phrased was just not it...

  • @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258
    @bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258 3 года назад +1673

    “jason’s ratings you gave me a f o u r for looks😐”
    “that’s out of ten!😃”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +81

      7:58 LMAOOO FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THAT 💀

    • @ray9047
      @ray9047 Год назад +39

      if she's a 4/10 I'm in the negatives

    • @lasto6525
      @lasto6525 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@ray9047ONG
      I'm at LEAST a -100/1

    • @jingle1833
      @jingle1833 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ray9047ikr she is literally so pretty

  • @rudolqh
    @rudolqh Год назад +6

    16:08 Missed opportunity to say "that's jacked up"

  • @RicksGAFaves
    @RicksGAFaves 3 года назад +3

    hey kurtis, just found yr channel. bit older than you, more of an 80s guy growing up. Good times. but my fav period is 90s into early 2000s. I was totally into a lot of shows back then, but I don't remember some of the ones you mentioned. Loved Blind Date, saw that one a lot. Wondering where you find some of ur footage from that time. Strange, considering all the taping at that time, it seems to be kind of limited. I love watching old commercial comps, Conan monologues, Leno headlines, MTV clips - all those will just transport u back in time. Esp the old commercials (Dell dude, Geico, AOL, 1-800-CALL-ATT). Watching those really brings out memories.

  • @syd7568
    @syd7568 3 года назад +1001

    The though of being a woman chained to four pretty big dudes, and therefore being unable to have my own space or get them away from me if they began to make me uncomfortable is terrifying. Like, the part where she has to lay on that dude in the car and when they all just decided time To Make Fun of Her in the hot tub, and knowing that she couldn't (at least in fiction) get away from them made me legitimately scared for her.

    • @basildoingthings819
      @basildoingthings819 3 года назад +60

      S. Doss yeah that sounds genuinely terrifying

    • @or9422
      @or9422 3 года назад +111

      The only reason I wasn't completely terrified for her was because there had to be a whole crew there filming. But that's still hella weird.

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn 3 года назад +12

      Same, I'd be so scared if i was her

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 3 года назад +34

      It would be bad no matter what but she's in the *middle.* At least put her at the front of the train? Give her a little bit of autonomy, geez. Allows her to go to the bathroom alone or something. Take a breather. Or switch them around so they took turns being at the front or SOMETHING?

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs 3 года назад +9

      I like instinctively covered my coffee cup several times during this episode for sure.

  • @ploopymaster
    @ploopymaster 3 года назад +1665

    “the relationship lasted for 3 days” isn’t that just every middle school relationship? lol

    • @z-fqiryang8572
      @z-fqiryang8572 3 года назад +26

      um excuse me but MY middle school relationship lasted 7 months so HA (that's true but all jokes man literally any middle school relationship ends in like a week or less)

    • @doppiogecko6249
      @doppiogecko6249 3 года назад +6

      Mine lasted almost 2 years

    • @z-fqiryang8572
      @z-fqiryang8572 3 года назад

      @@doppiogecko6249 I honestly thought mine would too but the he left me for his toxic ex ahaha

    • @samuelasbury5250
      @samuelasbury5250 3 года назад +3

      Uh no! It’s high school too. Mine lasted 5 days :/

    • @starz.puddlez
      @starz.puddlez 3 года назад +2

      For me it was less than a day

  • @jacobf.8992
    @jacobf.8992 2 года назад +2

    17:20 That always annoyed me when my mom spontaneously vibrated when talking to other women she knew

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 2 года назад

    Kurtis this is a banger episode, amazing.

  • @angelaquinnzell2548
    @angelaquinnzell2548 3 года назад +734

    If I EVER marry someone and they call me “the old ball and chain” IMMEDIATE divorce

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 3 года назад +7

      I agree with this message

    • @andriwll
      @andriwll 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @buffmeninc.5130
    @buffmeninc.5130 3 года назад +448

    i want the locksmith to attend my funeral but stand very far away and to never say a word

  • @isabelc609
    @isabelc609 Год назад +3

    Bro I know it’s a bit after the fact but could you make more videos on this show?? Also I’m literally watching your videos while getting coursework done and I haven’t laughed this hard in forever

  • @CoolTina1237
    @CoolTina1237 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love it every time he says "except for that one time" in his intro

  • @foxgibson-dunlop8996
    @foxgibson-dunlop8996 3 года назад +3828

    did kurtis just confirm that bestie picks bae is fake-

  • @Na-jx2vg
    @Na-jx2vg 3 года назад +3449

    "It's not humor, it's about you guys feeling good about yourselves by putting people down."
    fr tho

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon 3 года назад +89

      FACTS

    • @leeraps6621
      @leeraps6621 3 года назад +44

      Honestly

    • @anonymous68626
      @anonymous68626 3 года назад +239

      Then dates the guy that put her down

    • @Na-jx2vg
      @Na-jx2vg 3 года назад +91

      @@anonymous68626 I hated that so much lmao

    • @Pyshes
      @Pyshes 3 года назад +2

      You guys hate men ay?

  • @katbell4425
    @katbell4425 2 года назад +3

    i didn’t like how in that one scene with the fart jokes all the dudes were pointing out her crotch and the cameraman was like zooming onto it in a revealing bikini. i would have been so uncomfy 😭

  • @ethor7676
    @ethor7676 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love you for making the "Mandy Moore" joke at 2:00, because when I was a kid that used to confuse me all the time, because often I couldn't tell if they were saying "and Mandy Moore" or "and many more" 😂

  • @carpet-snark6446
    @carpet-snark6446 3 года назад +1890

    “What if all the guys formed a polycule and left Stephanie behind?”
    This man is living in 2040.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 года назад +60

      My partner and I were both dating the same guy as a throuple and then left him when he wasn’t acting right and we’re still together and very much in love

    • @caleyfae1361
      @caleyfae1361 3 года назад +5

      @@DiMagnolia BEEN THERE

    • @saadtech5907
      @saadtech5907 3 года назад

      "Don't lie who else is a FAN of Him for more than a dày?"
      *(He Just Commented on my newest Vidèo Thànks!)*