"We're rats we're rats we're the rats. we hunt at night we stalk at night we're the rats. IM DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKE ALL OF DA RULES! lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into."
See I feel like it would have been great to have a female panel of judges roasting the hell out of these men completely failing to treat other women like human beings. I wanna see that show instead
all of the girls they were hitting on *cough cough* "harassing" were clearly so uncomfortable by the interactions. and their friends were trying to get them out of the situations because they could tell they were uncomfortable.
Some of the men in London clubs were like this. You could see them circling like sharks, waiting to pick off an isolated girl. The best they could hope for was date rape. It was so creepy
things I gained from my extra greeting: 1. clear skin 2. straight As 3. a billion dollars 4. love from my parents there's literally no reason not to subscribe, thanks kurtis!
It's worse in other episodes. One of their tasks is to literally seperate the targets from their group of friends and isolate them. And my favorite quote from the "experts" is "there's nothing like the fear of violence to increase the sexual tension. She's scared and she has a man there to save her."
@Turquoise Cheetah Being sexually harrassed at bars and public meeting spots is a real issue for a lot of women, including myself. What's bullshit is denying people the right to voice their struggles, even if you can't personally relate...
I've never been uncomfortable at a bar with my mates unless guys keep bothering us. Some guys are very polite and respectful, take no for an answer and we have a nice chat before they go on their merry way. We've had problems a handful of times with guys being douchebags because we've rebuffed their advances but I'd rather focus on the positives and not let a small handful of guys ruin my experiences at all bars or tarnish my view of all men. It also depends where you go and what the crowd is like there, a crowd under 21 is always a more inebriated crowd. Since they're less experienced with alcohol there tends to be way more dickheads about. But maybe not in America since they can't drink till 21, I dunno about Canada.
What’s sad is I used to go out by myself all the time. It’s super easy to make friend if u approach others like they’re people not some prize or game. Even if ur not everyone’s cup of tea just feel the vibe
I feel so bad for the girls because obviously they are so uncomfortable and one girl got literally pulled around by the dudes because they were fighting over her
"A hopelessly romantic man" well thats _absolutely_ not true. There is just no reality where a dude choosing to look like Chris Gaines and Billy Ray Cyrus had a baby, and then the baby grew up and founded r/incels, is a hopeless romantic.
Literally the “dance with me so this creepy guy doesn’t come over here and grind on me” is the oldest strategy in the book. Also I’ve had two guys try to corral me while I was not sober and it was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my life so...don’t ever do that 😊
@@pissapocalypse more men leave the shitty evil masculinity that was shoved down our throats every single day. Its just fucking mind blowing it took this long.
1. Please never stop making these weird Canadian show commentaries, there’s too many wrecking havoc in my memories to stop now 2. “Cocoa butter Chris” is literally the embodiment of every Toronto wasteyute you find at the club
Partly because it’s so goddamn loud. Damn I sound old but I always hated how loud it was and having to shout. I preferred bars to dance clubs. BUT you’re absolutely right, dancing while exuding a sense of fun, open confidence simply invites a girl to dance along, no awkward cringey pickup lines. Body language is so important, I hope people aren’t losing the ability to read it as the Internet has consumed so much of our communication focus. Yup, I am old for sure. Ugh. Edit::Was replying to Female Anatomy, oops.
Kurtis: I only make fun of the things he can choose like his hobbies, not the way he looks, don't be mean Kurtis, 2 seconds later: this guy looks like murderer
He did choose to keep his hair short and cover himself with cocoa butter (it makes him look sweaty, like he just killed someone) and he has that murderous grin
i thought he looked like a lesbian (this isnt meant as an insult, i am a lesbian myself), and i guess theres a specific kind of lesbian that really looks like dads on vacation in hawaii but younger. i could make some venn diagram out of this
The crazy thing is that when you move to Canada you’ll find out that people are actually pretty much the same everywhere. Some are good, some are shit, but most of them are doing what they think is the best thing they can
I just found KurtisTown 2 weeks ago and am going through a hard divorce of 11 years to a person with NPD. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and hope in these dark days. I love it here.
12:28 Tbh I stopped paying attention to this part cuz there's ligit a clone of him behind him- is no one talking about this? Kurtis didn't and I thought he would :0
10:59 "She looks old enough to vote-" Well I sure hope she is! She's at a club, drinking, and being flirted at by a dude in his 20's. I would also assume that she's not a minor! Geez.
You know what’s actually really sad, that was a pretty accurate representation of what it’s like to go to a club as a female. Guys really do that stuff. A lot. 😩😖
Laisha Z you still should if you wanna just go out with friends and dance! It can actually be a lot of fun despite the gross dudes. 😅 just be safe, don’t drink too much, bring some pepper spray with you (or like I used to do a bottle of cotton candy perfume to spray in the eyes of creepazoids 🤣🤣), make sure you always have a way home that you trust, and be prepared for the longest ladies bathroom lines you’ve ever seen so you end up using the men’s restroom. 🤣🤣 Plus it’s like girl code that when you’re at the club if a dude (or lady cause that happens too) starts dancing up on you from behind your friend gives you a look that says “you like him? do you think he’s cute?” And if you shake your head no she she’s supposed to pull you away and be like “this is my girlfriend back off!” I actually always preferred to go to gay clubs, I’m bisexual but nobody was ever unwelcome as long as they’re being respectful, because of how much fun I always had there especially at drag shows so I definitely recommend!
@@LoreleiCatherine Sorry for the essay. I wish we had gay clubs where I'm from, pretty sure the closest one is a few cities away :( I'll always remember how one time we had a friend over all the way from France (I'm from Finland) and the night we go out she has to deal with a man petting her like she's a fucking dog and then getting offended bc we weren't having any of his shit. He kept following us but thank god we know one of the bouncers so we just pointed at the creep and he got kicked out. I don't mind if someone comes up to me and when I ask them to leave they actually respect me and leave, but when they keep going at it even after being pushed away (I have a thing I call "the elbow tactic" which literally means I... lightly... elbow people below their ribs. I only do this if they're particularly pushy/creepy/just EW) OR EVEN FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE CLUB - that's when I get freaked out. I'm a really small girl (barely 5 feet tall) so when a 6'4'' guy keeps pushing on you and there's two of you trying to get him off, just oof. Again, very lucky to know one of the bouncers so the worst ones get kicked out and banned for the night. (English isn't my native tongue so I apologize for any possible mistakes).
Maria K i’ve had things like that happen before as well 😅 I live in the United States and I spent a lot of time living in Daytona Beach Florida which you figure would have lots of gay clubs but it only had one that ended up getting closed down and then they opened up a gay friendly restaurant but that also got closed down so there’s really nothing in the town as far as gay nightlife. But the closest gay bars to Daytona are in Orlando Florida which is where Disney World is. It wasn’t so bad in Orlando, some crazy stuff happened there but Daytona beach is a hell hole lol One time when my mom was taking the bus a random homeless man walked up to her sniffed her and then licked her and said “you taste good“ and of course my crazy mother’s response was to lick her own hand and say “oh my gosh you’re right!” 😂😂 and I know how it is being short because I’m a quarter of an inch away from 5‘5“ and I never let that stop me if someone’s bothering me and I’ve had a couple of drinks I am not afraid to stare them right the eyes and tell them to back off, i used to get into arguments with grown men that were 6‘5“ and covered in tattoos fresh out of prison. I was reckless when I was young but I never let dudes do that inappropriate crap in the club to me after I had some incidents with guys a few times because I had finally had enough and I said I would never let it happen again. I’ve been told by guys that I’ve dated that I can be incredibly intimidating even my fiancé says that now and like I’m this little skinny thing so I don’t know how but it works in my favor 🤣🤣
while i grow out my soul patch, let me know if you want to see another video about weird Canadian TV shows! thanks for watching :)
Kurtis Conner y e s
DEFINITELY!
Yes we love them :)))
y e s p l e a s e
You HAVE to do a video about That’s So Weird the whole thing feels like a fever dream
I love how the extra greeting started just as a joke and now it’s his legacy
It’s like Greg for Danny 😂
dee it’s like his *thing*
Shane has hey what’s up you guys yes
Drew Gooden has hey guy
Danny Gonzalez has Greg
Kurtis has the *extra greeting*
Tiffany Rock Tom Harlock has “i do not have an intro” 😂
at first few seconds i had this video on mute and even so i knew what he was saying
His amount of subscribers grows super fast and I actually believe the extra greeting to be the secret formula. I know that´s what got ME
Alternate title for this show: Creeps in the Club
😅
Underrated
yeah like fr
Featuring Chris D'Elia.
Ikr
When you ask a women to dance and her friend steps between you, chances are you are creep
oh 💯
Props to that friend though
sometimes their best friend is an obnoxious bitch though but yeah
@@gutsbrsk and most of the time the best friend wants what’s best for that person.
@@gutsbrsk lad, if you started dancing with my best friend, I would get in between y'all real quick...
"I'm what the ladies like"
Narrator: "He was not what the ladies liked."
💀💀
Stanley Parable?
Narrator ate ✨🙄
😂🤣💀
"U are rat" killed me. I'm crying
krista gruel right above your comment, there is a comment saying “U are rat”
Same
I AM A RAT. I EAT THE TRASH
This got me in tears too😂😂
"We're rats we're rats we're the rats. we hunt at night we stalk at night we're the rats. IM DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKE ALL OF DA RULES! lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into."
Cocoa Butter really says he gets girls by smiling but he always be like: 😐
More like 👁👄👁
And that's why he doesnt get the girls
Cecilia N. yup
His smile is too powerful for us
*I’m what the ladies like 😐*
the water tower in Kurtistown is full of Respect Women Juice™️
Maddie H n he b drinking that every day
instead of being spiked with vodka... its spiked with Respect Woman Juice
i love ur pfp hi fellow mxmtoon stan (or maybe you saw it and thought it was aesthetic, still cool)
• ioanna d • total maia stan
They also chemically treat it with LGBTQIA+ inclusivity fluid
As a lesbian, this both fascinating and horrifying.
this is the real aroace lesbian solidarity bc i watched this entire video and i’m still boggled
This show is what makes me question my attraction to men
@@gregohreee Totally agree. Like what???
@@gregohreee I’m bi questioning but I’m still boggled
As a straight girl, this is just horrifying
See I feel like it would have been great to have a female panel of judges roasting the hell out of these men completely failing to treat other women like human beings. I wanna see that show instead
That twist makes it exponentially better.
Crazy how the judges were all men tho. Probably because their misogynistic asses didn’t want a woman’s opinion.
I would love that show honestly
Abby Wolffe w
kayizcray someone make it happen
“i’m what the ladies like”
as a lady i can assure you i do not like you
If someone finds this man attractive I will personally yeet myself off a cliff
@@sarahluna5286 .
Biggie Cheese Honestly saaaamme
As a lesbian I can agree.
Do you like Sargent Major Avery Junior Johnson from Halo. He *knows* what the ladies like
"Im not judging his looks bc he cant choose that"
Seconds later
*"this is what you see before you die"*
Lol it was more like the super intimidating expression on his face. You can change your expression.
Laura Cannon people got rbf tho
@@tundranone8366 and the overly done eyebrows
Shuccuie I'm peeing😩😩😂😂😂😂😭😭
slight problematic
all of the girls they were hitting on *cough cough* "harassing" were clearly so uncomfortable by the interactions. and their friends were trying to get them out of the situations because they could tell they were uncomfortable.
As a woman I’m scared.
Honestly he’s downright menacing. These guys on the show seen way nicer
David Greenleaf honestly especially w that moustache i wish that one of those guys on the show would take over if I’m honest
Aren't we always
As a human that identifies as a female i am very scared
as a ex woman i am also scared
this show should just be called second hand embarrassment: creepy middle aged men edition
Second hand embarrassment: Lowkey sexual harassment edition
Second hand embarrassment: dehumanising sexual harrassment experience
“You’ll feel so bad that you will quit dating altogether.”
Hahahahhahahahaha
Then no one would watch
Kurtis single-handedly kept this show on the air as a 10 year old
Other names they were considering: “Sexual Harassment For Fun and Profit!” “Dude, Where’s my Restraining Order!?” and “Creepin’ It Real!”
Creepin' it real is way too good
Creepin’ it Real 🔥
I think "Dude, Where's My Restraining Order!?" is underrated
They're literally competing at who can be the most misogynistic... Classic 2000s
Little Rascals who?
Words can’t express how sorry I feel for the women in this show
You have 1.3k likes my dude
ikr
BLITZ - 1.9k* likes
Welcome to clubbing whilst female.
@Vivian Sondrini *3k
“Who doesn’t love a cowboy?”
Kurtis: *yEe yEe*
Honey Bre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HEARD TJST FJDJDJDJD
This show really screamed “yeah women are objects” *epic guitar solo*
holy shit you just awokend a distant memory in me 😭
kurtis really be drinking his respect women juice daily and it shows dude
wamen*
*wahmen
*_girls_
Fem*ales
WOMZ
god its so uncomfortable to watch a single guy just obviously hunting through the crowd
nice job on the likes
‘Hunting’ is right it comes across as so predatory
Some of the men in London clubs were like this. You could see them circling like sharks, waiting to pick off an isolated girl. The best they could hope for was date rape. It was so creepy
Sorry I had to like your comment so it is no longer at 666 😱
I swear to god Kurtis always has the smoothest way of promoting his sponsors
damn smooth intros to the sponsors
but not as smooth as dr carver's easy shave butter
true @Harrris S . but don't you mean shave better.
I know. lame.
Hey are u feeling good ?
yeah
"You wanna dance?" "I’m already dancing with her." "We can all dance together." "No."
That ad was so well integrated I'm not even mad 😂😂
Nos Hyena whyyyy areee you here nos the heck
Omg Nos I’ve seen you in the comments here 3 times now xD
Your a fury get out
@@Kate-sz5dq ur mom
OliveBranch Hahahahah obviously
things I gained from my extra greeting:
1. clear skin
2. straight As
3. a billion dollars
4. love from my parents
there's literally no reason not to subscribe, thanks kurtis!
hotel: trivago
It's worse in other episodes. One of their tasks is to literally seperate the targets from their group of friends and isolate them. And my favorite quote from the "experts" is "there's nothing like the fear of violence to increase the sexual tension. She's scared and she has a man there to save her."
WHAT
Horrifying.
nah what 😦😦
EXCUSE ME
hmmmm... i wonder... why wqould she be scared?
When your only personality trait is liking cocoa butter
Relatable
i laughed way to hard at this-
Don't call me out like that!
I’m not like other guys I like
C O C O A B U T T E R
😂😂😂😂😂
You know it’s bad when any guy calls their room their “palace”
Aren't these guys like at least 21? Why are they showing off their room like they're teenagers anyway?
💀
This show is a visual representation of how uncomfortable it is to be a female at a club/bar.
i cant fathom how ignorant all six men are to making all those girls feel so uncomfortable i- i dont know how to explain it its so bad
picking up girls if they’re ok with it is great, but they were trying forcibly to get them and that would make me uncomfortable
@Turquoise Cheetah Being sexually harrassed at bars and public meeting spots is a real issue for a lot of women, including myself. What's bullshit is denying people the right to voice their struggles, even if you can't personally relate...
I've never been uncomfortable at a bar with my mates unless guys keep bothering us. Some guys are very polite and respectful, take no for an answer and we have a nice chat before they go on their merry way.
We've had problems a handful of times with guys being douchebags because we've rebuffed their advances but I'd rather focus on the positives and not let a small handful of guys ruin my experiences at all bars or tarnish my view of all men.
It also depends where you go and what the crowd is like there, a crowd under 21 is always a more inebriated crowd. Since they're less experienced with alcohol there tends to be way more dickheads about.
But maybe not in America since they can't drink till 21, I dunno about Canada.
Turquoise Cheetah no of course not. What an absolutely ridiculous statement. The oppression of women is completely eradicated in western society 👍
I can physically feel how scared some of those girls are
kurtis is the only youtuber that can make me not skip a promo
For me it's Drew, Danny, and Kurtis
Tala Bear yes I was going to mention Danny and Drew as well. All three of them might as well be the same guy😂
Also Cody Ko. He's amazing
@@leann4265 nice reference lmao
Yep. He pulls them off so smoothly
"What do women think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different men..."
I know right?! Like the fuck? Also gurl: women aren’t a hive mind. Different people are attracted to different things.
“What do men think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different women...”
This is a joke. Please do not harass anyone. Peace.
Ahh yes the famous method of performing market research for you target audience on NOT your target audience
This show is the anti-Queer Eye
zw0lfb4um TRUE
ikr!?
They could have called it Straight Blind
👁-
Both are reallll bad though
What’s sad is I used to go out by myself all the time. It’s super easy to make friend if u approach others like they’re people not some prize or game. Even if ur not everyone’s cup of tea just feel the vibe
It is a game though
@@ImAgentKit sure as hell isn’t lmao, tf? Life isn’t a game.
@@froggy5748 Agree to disagree
'this picture smells like pizza extreme flavor blasted goldfish' x3,086 likes
mikey or something not to mention he was one of them
“I’m what the ladies like”...to stay away from 😅😂
oooOOoOoohHHhHHhHHHhHhHhhhHHhHHHHhHHhHhHHhHhHHHhHHHhHHHhHHhhHhhHhHhHhhHhHhHHhhHh
Trueee
Wowwwwwww!!!!
so trueee
Or as an example to why they're lesbian when asked by a straight
dollar shave club saw you growing out your mustache and decided that they can't allow that
anna ou-
he grew it out just for the promotion. (alot of youtubers do that actually)
kiiturii it was a joke mate
@@lolwhat4606 ik, just thought the fact was interesting enough to mention
kiiturii oh ofc no problem mate
Chris has 40% more eyebrow than any person actually needs
*Chris:* I'm what the ladies like
*Me, thinking about how respectful and funny Kurtis is:* h e l l n a h
Emilia Pisica the Ashton meme is 👌
@@localshovel8110 Thank you 👌
Your profile pic is u when u write this comment
@@lcr8817 I don’t get it
So no ones gonna talk about that dude named peaches?😂
I wish I was called peaches
@@puppypower222 ill call you peaches
@@yezi1796 thank you xx
what about sheldon, the unorthodox philosopher
dont ask why, but that line fuckin killed me
Irrelevant Being
bruh his name is peachez with a z smh
That extra greeting made my heart go 💞💛💓🧡💖💙💘💙🖤🧡💝❤️💗💚💔💙🧡💚💜💛💖💜💘🖤💖💚💓❣️💞💝💚💜💗💛🖤💘💕🖤❣️🖤💓🖤🖤🧡💝❤️💗🖤💖❣️💚💔🖤💚💞💛💝❤️💔💜💖❤️💖💗💚💓💓💛💗🧡💖💖💖❤️💘💙
Kirsty Thomas 💛💓🧡💜💖❤️🧡💝💚💞💙💖💕💘❣️💛💗💗💜💓❤️💝❤️💓🧡💛💚💓💚💓💚💓🧡💖🖤💘💓💙
three broken hearts lol
are you still alive?
same
It made your heart go..... Boom
coming back to his old videos just to feel the joy of an extra greeting
"Or whatever you choose to identify as"
"They're not treating woman like people"
This is why I love krut.
Holy shit willow it's you! Off of discord!!!
K r u t
Kurtis says trans rights
Same but tbh how can someone not love him
Krut really said right for everyone
kurtis is the only youtuber who's ad promotion's are genuinely entertaining to me
Yeah I like him and gus johnson for funny adverts.
Him and drew gooden
drew gooden, gus johnson, danny gonzalez and a few less popular youtubers too
I used to like Jacksfilms' adverts but now they are just irritating as hell.
That was the only sponsorship I actually watched I didn't skip at all
Medusa x is that a dixie cup? In yo default
SAME
I always feel guilty for not watching them so I always watch them whoops
Nitch Ass Bigga i think it’s la croix lol
cause kurtis is just such an adorable human being
I feel so bad for the girls because obviously they are so uncomfortable and one girl got literally pulled around by the dudes because they were fighting over her
Exactly omg they’re like grabbing at her and trying to take her like she’s a pool stick. It’s disturbing
Did he seriously grow that ugly caterpillar just to get a sponsor?
Master level dedication
Kyle Martin that’s what I thought hehe
😂😂😂😂
Bruh dont be mean
😂
I was thinking the same thing earlier like thats some dedication
If a man came up to me and introduced himself as ‘Coco Butter Chris’, I would punch him in the trachea.
Also if there was a guy named “the trapper”?? RED FLAGS ALL OVER LMAO
Xander Rodriguez too right XD
Hell yeah give me that extra greeting
"A hopelessly romantic man" well thats _absolutely_ not true. There is just no reality where a dude choosing to look like Chris Gaines and Billy Ray Cyrus had a baby, and then the baby grew up and founded r/incels, is a hopeless romantic.
The Chris judge guy looks like billy ray cyrus, keith urban, and the singer of train and i don’t know how to feel
I love your PFP 😂
Thank you... he looked so familiar and now I know why!
He also looks like a shitty Zac Bagans.
gonna take my horse down the ol town road and judge some poor dude trying to pick girls up
Legit just let out a loud wheeze
Literally the “dance with me so this creepy guy doesn’t come over here and grind on me” is the oldest strategy in the book.
Also I’ve had two guys try to corral me while I was not sober and it was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my life so...don’t ever do that 😊
first rule of girl code seriously, I feel like there's no way this is the first time these guys are encountering it
It's so frustrating and sad that this happens to girls so often that we have to actively look out for and protect each other
@@pissapocalypse more men leave the shitty evil masculinity that was shoved down our throats every single day. Its just fucking mind blowing it took this long.
sheesh 😦
@@pissapocalypse that’s honestly so fucking sad
That transition into your promo was so smooth I cried a little
Bianca Garcia EXACTLY LMAOOOOO💀💀💀
Bianca Garcia I read promo as porno
@@maryama5757 I choked on my noodles sksks thanks 😂
LMAO at cocoa butter dude wandering around that club like a penguin on club penguin
1. Please never stop making these weird Canadian show commentaries, there’s too many wrecking havoc in my memories to stop now
2. “Cocoa butter Chris” is literally the embodiment of every Toronto wasteyute you find at the club
Wasteyute?
Bounty The quicker picker upper yes wasteyute. If you know, you know.
Bounty The quicker picker upper I gotchu fam. Watch 4yallentertainment tdot goon scrap dvd 2016 and 2017
for my fellow non-Canadians: "Wasteyute: Toronto slang with Caribbean Roots. A youthful person that is a waste of time and space."
Urban Dictionary
This comment is everything 😂
Yakov looks like Tom Holland did 8 hours of coke and only ate raw frogs
the real tom holland prefers seven hours of coke and likes his frogs well-cooked
Why does this make sense?
Dear god
well that’s oddly specific-
Omfg this is the most accurate thing I have ever heard
Not use any words and just dance is exactly what 89% of weird men do to women in clubs
The one time I went to a club the only dudes I danced with did exactly this and they were actually kind of good and pretty cool.
Partly because it’s so goddamn loud. Damn I sound old but I always hated how loud it was and having to shout. I preferred bars to dance clubs. BUT you’re absolutely right, dancing while exuding a sense of fun, open confidence simply invites a girl to dance along, no awkward cringey pickup lines. Body language is so important, I hope people aren’t losing the ability to read it as the Internet has consumed so much of our communication focus.
Yup, I am old for sure. Ugh.
Edit::Was replying to Female Anatomy, oops.
Accurate
I remember this episode. This was the worst thing to happen to Jakovs/Yakovs. I’ve been working on repairing our legacy ever since.
Kurtis: *makes fun of soft boy*
Kurtis: *is also soft boy*
Edit: He can call himself a hard boy or a sweet boy but he is still a soft boy lmao
He specified he was a hard boy
that was The Smoothest transition into a sponsor i’m proud of of you you’re improving😌👊
i was looking for this comment
And he tied it in very nicely at the end of the video, I'm very impressed 👍🏻
Jesus Christ the clips are over a decade old but I can still feel how uncomfortable those women are
I'm physically hurting trying to watch these clips. You are some kind of superhuman for making it through an entire episode of this show.
i need my ringtone to be kurtis saying *"dude"*
Ran Tut it always sounds more like “düt” which honestly makes it better
"yeYE"
ye yee
@@imahuman5119 exactly
*F O L K S*
Kurtis: I only make fun of the things he can choose like his hobbies, not the way he looks, don't be mean
Kurtis, 2 seconds later: this guy looks like murderer
To be fair he does lol
He reminded me of Vaas from Far Cry 3, who's... well if you know you know 💀
I mean, he wasn't making fun of that guy's appearance tho, he was making fun of his lack of facial expressions as being cold and calculated
@@0.-.0 my comment is only a joke, my dude...
He did choose to keep his hair short and cover himself with cocoa butter (it makes him look sweaty, like he just killed someone) and he has that murderous grin
Ah yes, my fantasy of being hit on by men with WWE nicknames and the ugliest style sense and/or facial hair can be satisfied.
A few tips;
1. Guys are mostly overrated (Except for Kurt)
2. You're pretty cute.. you gay?
(this a joke)
@@wolftango6084 Yes I am very *limp hand while lady gaga is playing*
"Cocoa Butter Chris"
“ThE tRaPpEr” also known as mark zuckyburg but if he did stayed in milk and did
8 hours of drugs
I'M DYING
Omg noo the part where 2 dudes came up and damn near cornered the girl 😭😭 if this happened to me I'd literally be punching 😂😂
hey kurtis! just wanna say hey.
*you deserve an extra greeting too buddy*
The yeeyee took me off guard this time for no reason like what should I have expected
u look like a dad in your 20s on vacation in hawaii
See... I got weed dealer in Hawaii.
my dad
Can confirm. 90% of people look like that here.
rain greene your face is roundish
i thought he looked like a lesbian (this isnt meant as an insult, i am a lesbian myself), and i guess theres a specific kind of lesbian that really looks like dads on vacation in hawaii but younger. i could make some venn diagram out of this
When he said "everybody loves a cowboy" I thought he said "everybody loves a cat boy" and honestly that would have been better
Boy o boy if I knew Billy Rae Cyrus was one of the judges I would have bingewatched this show earlier
lol I thought that too
I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR DFKJDKFKSD THEY LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL
How did he not once mention that soul patch man looks like Miley’s Cyrus’s dad
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Omg frr I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂😂
Yooooo legit I was trying to figure out who he looked like!😂
i was thinking "he looks like billy ray cyrus" the whole time lol
I scrolled down to the comments just to see if anyone else saw that omg
Respects women, acknowledges nonbinary people, we stan a woke KING
oh we STAN
muna osman whomst tf you talking to mate
@marli ferguson I'm good
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Shift P oh hey there gamzee, this is the first time I actually agree with you.
the amount of guys who have tried to hit on me at the club just by questionably dancing is crazy. it works 0% of the time
I’ve never been so relieved to see Dollar Shave Club
pretty sure yakov is the early stage development of whatever kind of robot mark zuckerburg is
Feminist Kurtis is my favorite Kurtis
Quarter-Turn he’s not really being a feminist, lmao.
Ikr 😂❤️
I once killed A man with my shoe a feminist is simply someone who supports equal rights
I once killed A man with my shoe he really is, tho
I once killed A man with my shoe yeah he is
Kurtis just makes me so happy because he's so respectful of women. Like you know what, go off Kurtis, go off my man. I could not be more proud. 💜💜
if these guys walk up to me I would cover my drink
Underrated comment oh my GOD
Lmaooooo
If they teach all men to treat/talk about women the way you do, I’m moving to Canada
Melissa Taylor fam I’m Canadian and I wish
Kathryn Ginger same
Given that the show he talks about is Canadian, I’m assuming no hahaha
I’m already moving there because America is shit
The crazy thing is that when you move to Canada you’ll find out that people are actually pretty much the same everywhere. Some are good, some are shit, but most of them are doing what they think is the best thing they can
I just found KurtisTown 2 weeks ago and am going through a hard divorce of 11 years to a person with NPD. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and hope in these dark days. I love it here.
i forget you're Canadian until you say "about"' my dude also thanks of that extra greeting i needed it.
Is no one gonna say how The Trapper is literally mark zuckerbergs doppelgänger
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I FUCKING KNOW
He’s a carbon copy
Ikr !!!
I just said that🤣
“Can she even smell my cocoa butter wtf” IM DONE LMFAOOOOO
Nicole Kopchak like what a weirdo lol
😂😭😂😂😂😂😂
12:40 Anybody notice the non moustached doppleganger behind him?
OMGGGG LOLL
communism
Chloe Marx ok but why was this accurate
“and the women are real” *well god i hope so*
I can confirm, I am a lizard person .
As opposed to synthetic androids
“The trapper” guy is actually mark zuckerburg before Facebook
XD
I’m laughing
12:28
Tbh I stopped paying attention to this part cuz there's ligit a clone of him behind him- is no one talking about this? Kurtis didn't and I thought he would :0
10:59 "She looks old enough to vote-" Well I sure hope she is! She's at a club, drinking, and being flirted at by a dude in his 20's. I would also assume that she's not a minor! Geez.
Hope
*_Hope_*
Hope
Hope
hope
*I'm what the ladies like 👁️👄👁️*
I read this from Omoi’s POV and I was like “Well, you aren’t wrong.” Lol.
All of these men make me... *~covers drink~*
Almost a year later and no “not all guys are like this”. Maybe there is hope for the internit
*coco butter chris raises brows*
@bumbo _____oni the 87th mans it’s one letter get your panties out of a twist
@@SlightMishap lmaoo i think we found the guy wHo iSnT LiKe tHaT
@@marconi1906 where?
“I don’t make fun of how he looks, he didn’t choose to look that way.”
10 seconds later
“This other guy looks like a murderer.”
You know what’s actually really sad, that was a pretty accurate representation of what it’s like to go to a club as a female. Guys really do that stuff. A lot. 😩😖
Ew...maybe I shouldn’t go to clubs once I’m 21 :/
Laisha Z you still should if you wanna just go out with friends and dance! It can actually be a lot of fun despite the gross dudes. 😅 just be safe, don’t drink too much, bring some pepper spray with you (or like I used to do a bottle of cotton candy perfume to spray in the eyes of creepazoids 🤣🤣), make sure you always have a way home that you trust, and be prepared for the longest ladies bathroom lines you’ve ever seen so you end up using the men’s restroom. 🤣🤣 Plus it’s like girl code that when you’re at the club if a dude (or lady cause that happens too) starts dancing up on you from behind your friend gives you a look that says “you like him? do you think he’s cute?” And if you shake your head no she she’s supposed to pull you away and be like “this is my girlfriend back off!”
I actually always preferred to go to gay clubs, I’m bisexual but nobody was ever unwelcome as long as they’re being respectful, because of how much fun I always had there especially at drag shows so I definitely recommend!
@@LoreleiCatherine
Sorry for the essay.
I wish we had gay clubs where I'm from, pretty sure the closest one is a few cities away :( I'll always remember how one time we had a friend over all the way from France (I'm from Finland) and the night we go out she has to deal with a man petting her like she's a fucking dog and then getting offended bc we weren't having any of his shit. He kept following us but thank god we know one of the bouncers so we just pointed at the creep and he got kicked out.
I don't mind if someone comes up to me and when I ask them to leave they actually respect me and leave, but when they keep going at it even after being pushed away (I have a thing I call "the elbow tactic" which literally means I... lightly... elbow people below their ribs. I only do this if they're particularly pushy/creepy/just EW) OR EVEN FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE CLUB - that's when I get freaked out. I'm a really small girl (barely 5 feet tall) so when a 6'4'' guy keeps pushing on you and there's two of you trying to get him off, just oof. Again, very lucky to know one of the bouncers so the worst ones get kicked out and banned for the night.
(English isn't my native tongue so I apologize for any possible mistakes).
Maria K i’ve had things like that happen before as well 😅 I live in the United States and I spent a lot of time living in Daytona Beach Florida which you figure would have lots of gay clubs but it only had one that ended up getting closed down and then they opened up a gay friendly restaurant but that also got closed down so there’s really nothing in the town as far as gay nightlife. But the closest gay bars to Daytona are in Orlando Florida which is where Disney World is. It wasn’t so bad in Orlando, some crazy stuff happened there but Daytona beach is a hell hole lol One time when my mom was taking the bus a random homeless man walked up to her sniffed her and then licked her and said “you taste good“ and of course my crazy mother’s response was to lick her own hand and say “oh my gosh you’re right!” 😂😂 and I know how it is being short because I’m a quarter of an inch away from 5‘5“ and I never let that stop me if someone’s bothering me and I’ve had a couple of drinks I am not afraid to stare them right the eyes and tell them to back off, i used to get into arguments with grown men that were 6‘5“ and covered in tattoos fresh out of prison. I was reckless when I was young but I never let dudes do that inappropriate crap in the club to me after I had some incidents with guys a few times because I had finally had enough and I said I would never let it happen again. I’ve been told by guys that I’ve dated that I can be incredibly intimidating even my fiancé says that now and like I’m this little skinny thing so I don’t know how but it works in my favor 🤣🤣
@@LoreleiCatherine Respect.
king of sponsorships, god damn.
He actually made it appealing
I'm considering getting a subscription lmao
Bro facts like I actually wanna buy??¿
Totally fucking worked on me
I subscribed to Kurtis and got an extra greeting, then everybody clapped.
The Beu OMG I LOVE THIS😂 only real Kurtis fans know this reference 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
it's true i was the subscribe button
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r/thathappened
Where I am right now it’s storming VERY bad. And I don’t do well with storms, but your videos & noise canceling headphones are helping
why does yakov look like a surfer version of mark zuckerberg