The Cringiest TV Show of All Time: Keys to the VIP

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 лет назад +20046

    while i grow out my soul patch, let me know if you want to see another video about weird Canadian TV shows! thanks for watching :)

    • @rach8032
      @rach8032 5 лет назад +104

      Kurtis Conner y e s

    • @DJNABZOFFICIAL
      @DJNABZOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +56

      DEFINITELY!

    • @gill1768
      @gill1768 5 лет назад +41

      Yes we love them :)))

    • @annahayes2559
      @annahayes2559 5 лет назад +31

      y e s p l e a s e

    • @leaht.9933
      @leaht.9933 5 лет назад +117

      You HAVE to do a video about That’s So Weird the whole thing feels like a fever dream

  • @dee-pc7yd
    @dee-pc7yd 5 лет назад +9433

    I love how the extra greeting started just as a joke and now it’s his legacy

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +329

      It’s like Greg for Danny 😂

    • @TiffanyRock
      @TiffanyRock 5 лет назад +254

      dee it’s like his *thing*
      Shane has hey what’s up you guys yes
      Drew Gooden has hey guy
      Danny Gonzalez has Greg
      Kurtis has the *extra greeting*

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +93

      Tiffany Rock Tom Harlock has “i do not have an intro” 😂

    • @susvne
      @susvne 5 лет назад +31

      at first few seconds i had this video on mute and even so i knew what he was saying

    • @ЮліяОтрішко
      @ЮліяОтрішко 5 лет назад +128

      His amount of subscribers grows super fast and I actually believe the extra greeting to be the secret formula. I know that´s what got ME

  • @saltedbuttercups
    @saltedbuttercups 4 года назад +8019

    Alternate title for this show: Creeps in the Club

  • @annakonerding6304
    @annakonerding6304 4 года назад +8933

    When you ask a women to dance and her friend steps between you, chances are you are creep

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 3 года назад +165

      oh 💯

    • @Potato2mato
      @Potato2mato 3 года назад +485

      Props to that friend though

    • @gutsbrsk
      @gutsbrsk 3 года назад +33

      sometimes their best friend is an obnoxious bitch though but yeah

    • @mleppp1546
      @mleppp1546 3 года назад +508

      @@gutsbrsk and most of the time the best friend wants what’s best for that person.

    • @mothercommunism9739
      @mothercommunism9739 3 года назад +384

      @@gutsbrsk lad, if you started dancing with my best friend, I would get in between y'all real quick...

  • @sage_in_palmmall5301
    @sage_in_palmmall5301 3 года назад +3402

    "I'm what the ladies like"
    Narrator: "He was not what the ladies liked."

  • @kristagruel2455
    @kristagruel2455 5 лет назад +6768

    "U are rat" killed me. I'm crying

    • @sanchikaushal8651
      @sanchikaushal8651 5 лет назад +42

      krista gruel right above your comment, there is a comment saying “U are rat”

    • @saderolle2787
      @saderolle2787 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 лет назад +33

      I AM A RAT. I EAT THE TRASH

    • @emmanueloshaddai3259
      @emmanueloshaddai3259 4 года назад +6

      This got me in tears too😂😂

    • @unnamedtraveler7380
      @unnamedtraveler7380 4 года назад +31

      "We're rats we're rats we're the rats. we hunt at night we stalk at night we're the rats. IM DA GIANT RAT THAT MAKE ALL OF DA RULES! lets see what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into."

  • @abbylyan1803
    @abbylyan1803 4 года назад +7293

    Cocoa Butter really says he gets girls by smiling but he always be like: 😐

    • @devon712
      @devon712 4 года назад +303

      More like 👁👄👁

    • @cecilian.820
      @cecilian.820 4 года назад +167

      And that's why he doesnt get the girls

    • @asimmigration
      @asimmigration 4 года назад +22

      Cecilia N. yup

    • @chloevaughn9755
      @chloevaughn9755 4 года назад +63

      His smile is too powerful for us

    • @pascal9394
      @pascal9394 4 года назад +97

      *I’m what the ladies like 😐*

  • @maddieh4882
    @maddieh4882 5 лет назад +5376

    the water tower in Kurtistown is full of Respect Women Juice™️

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 года назад +120

      Maddie H n he b drinking that every day

    • @nox71377
      @nox71377 4 года назад +133

      instead of being spiked with vodka... its spiked with Respect Woman Juice

    • @ioannad1857
      @ioannad1857 4 года назад +18

      i love ur pfp hi fellow mxmtoon stan (or maybe you saw it and thought it was aesthetic, still cool)

    • @maddieh4882
      @maddieh4882 4 года назад +11

      • ioanna d • total maia stan

    • @oregano3975
      @oregano3975 4 года назад +59

      They also chemically treat it with LGBTQIA+ inclusivity fluid

  • @zelpdor
    @zelpdor 3 года назад +4829

    As a lesbian, this both fascinating and horrifying.

    • @gregohreee
      @gregohreee 3 года назад +256

      this is the real aroace lesbian solidarity bc i watched this entire video and i’m still boggled

    • @dewayne8340
      @dewayne8340 3 года назад +200

      This show is what makes me question my attraction to men

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 3 года назад +38

      @@gregohreee Totally agree. Like what???

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +45

      @@gregohreee I’m bi questioning but I’m still boggled

    • @starscoutsims
      @starscoutsims 3 года назад +97

      As a straight girl, this is just horrifying

  • @Kayizcray
    @Kayizcray 5 лет назад +13607

    See I feel like it would have been great to have a female panel of judges roasting the hell out of these men completely failing to treat other women like human beings. I wanna see that show instead

    • @espi_777
      @espi_777 4 года назад +694

      That twist makes it exponentially better.

    • @mosihc
      @mosihc 4 года назад +674

      Crazy how the judges were all men tho. Probably because their misogynistic asses didn’t want a woman’s opinion.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +339

      I would love that show honestly

    • @mosihc
      @mosihc 4 года назад +23

      Abby Wolffe w

    • @user-em6wl3zq7y
      @user-em6wl3zq7y 4 года назад +96

      kayizcray someone make it happen

  • @biggiecheese7011
    @biggiecheese7011 4 года назад +7126

    “i’m what the ladies like”
    as a lady i can assure you i do not like you

    • @sarahluna5286
      @sarahluna5286 4 года назад +323

      If someone finds this man attractive I will personally yeet myself off a cliff

    • @bruh-zs2xp
      @bruh-zs2xp 4 года назад +18

      @@sarahluna5286 .

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 4 года назад +12

      Biggie Cheese Honestly saaaamme

    • @wolftango6084
      @wolftango6084 4 года назад +88

      As a lesbian I can agree.

    • @monarchschwoop52
      @monarchschwoop52 4 года назад +7

      Do you like Sargent Major Avery Junior Johnson from Halo. He *knows* what the ladies like

  • @barkervince
    @barkervince 5 лет назад +3156

    "Im not judging his looks bc he cant choose that"
    Seconds later
    *"this is what you see before you die"*

    • @tundranone8366
      @tundranone8366 5 лет назад +270

      Lol it was more like the super intimidating expression on his face. You can change your expression.

    • @aketoonice
      @aketoonice 5 лет назад +1

      Laura Cannon people got rbf tho

    • @Puriantartica
      @Puriantartica 5 лет назад +32

      @@tundranone8366 and the overly done eyebrows

    • @soap1245
      @soap1245 5 лет назад +1

      Shuccuie I'm peeing😩😩😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @kayleehudson966
      @kayleehudson966 5 лет назад

      slight problematic

  • @corinnabevier5604
    @corinnabevier5604 3 года назад +772

    all of the girls they were hitting on *cough cough* "harassing" were clearly so uncomfortable by the interactions. and their friends were trying to get them out of the situations because they could tell they were uncomfortable.

  • @amandakernan2573
    @amandakernan2573 5 лет назад +1833

    As a woman I’m scared.

    • @pingnixon-hermansen5046
      @pingnixon-hermansen5046 4 года назад +53

      Honestly he’s downright menacing. These guys on the show seen way nicer

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 года назад +18

      David Greenleaf honestly especially w that moustache i wish that one of those guys on the show would take over if I’m honest

    • @NapstaBlook666
      @NapstaBlook666 4 года назад +8

      Aren't we always

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 года назад +11

      As a human that identifies as a female i am very scared

    • @yamaguchitadashi7511
      @yamaguchitadashi7511 4 года назад +23

      as a ex woman i am also scared

  • @elisabeth6611
    @elisabeth6611 4 года назад +3543

    this show should just be called second hand embarrassment: creepy middle aged men edition

    • @bluexbeanlyn
      @bluexbeanlyn 4 года назад +114

      Second hand embarrassment: Lowkey sexual harassment edition

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 4 года назад +49

      Second hand embarrassment: dehumanising sexual harrassment experience

    • @bear9295
      @bear9295 3 года назад +27

      “You’ll feel so bad that you will quit dating altogether.”

    • @aggirl774
      @aggirl774 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahhahahahaha

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +1

      Then no one would watch

  • @ashontrash
    @ashontrash 5 лет назад +704

    Kurtis single-handedly kept this show on the air as a 10 year old

  • @evelynu3550
    @evelynu3550 2 года назад +663

    Other names they were considering: “Sexual Harassment For Fun and Profit!” “Dude, Where’s my Restraining Order!?” and “Creepin’ It Real!”

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +32

      Creepin' it real is way too good

    • @EsotericThoughts93
      @EsotericThoughts93 11 месяцев назад +7

      Creepin’ it Real 🔥

    • @ZavGhoul
      @ZavGhoul 3 месяца назад +9

      I think "Dude, Where's My Restraining Order!?" is underrated

  • @kilibubblecata6266
    @kilibubblecata6266 5 лет назад +1808

    They're literally competing at who can be the most misogynistic... Classic 2000s

  • @jimmyl27
    @jimmyl27 5 лет назад +8169

    Words can’t express how sorry I feel for the women in this show

  • @judasz1427
    @judasz1427 5 лет назад +1133

    “Who doesn’t love a cowboy?”
    Kurtis: *yEe yEe*

    • @Alice-nr4oh
      @Alice-nr4oh 5 лет назад +4

      Honey Bre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HEARD TJST FJDJDJDJD

  • @denseslide366
    @denseslide366 3 года назад +280

    This show really screamed “yeah women are objects” *epic guitar solo*

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +1

      holy shit you just awokend a distant memory in me 😭

  • @ameliaperez7669
    @ameliaperez7669 5 лет назад +9422

    kurtis really be drinking his respect women juice daily and it shows dude

  • @MilkManic
    @MilkManic 5 лет назад +1232

    god its so uncomfortable to watch a single guy just obviously hunting through the crowd

    • @lfd3680
      @lfd3680 4 года назад +4

      nice job on the likes

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 4 года назад +38

      ‘Hunting’ is right it comes across as so predatory

    • @STOPjammietime
      @STOPjammietime 4 года назад +35

      Some of the men in London clubs were like this. You could see them circling like sharks, waiting to pick off an isolated girl. The best they could hope for was date rape. It was so creepy

    • @Elietaisfairy
      @Elietaisfairy 4 года назад +1

      Sorry I had to like your comment so it is no longer at 666 😱

  • @chickensalty4019
    @chickensalty4019 5 лет назад +809

    I swear to god Kurtis always has the smoothest way of promoting his sponsors

    • @salerosem1976
      @salerosem1976 5 лет назад +1

      damn smooth intros to the sponsors

    • @hr-sp
      @hr-sp 5 лет назад +26

      but not as smooth as dr carver's easy shave butter

    • @salerosem1976
      @salerosem1976 5 лет назад

      true @Harrris S . but don't you mean shave better.
      I know. lame.

    • @ayaashraf-wr8ki
      @ayaashraf-wr8ki 5 лет назад +1

      Hey are u feeling good ?

    • @salerosem1976
      @salerosem1976 5 лет назад

      yeah

  • @rosastiglmayr5273
    @rosastiglmayr5273 3 года назад +194

    "You wanna dance?" "I’m already dancing with her." "We can all dance together." "No."

  • @NosHyena
    @NosHyena 5 лет назад +8300

    That ad was so well integrated I'm not even mad 😂😂

    • @fishb0n3
      @fishb0n3 5 лет назад +7

      Nos Hyena whyyyy areee you here nos the heck

    • @scarletwarrior1704
      @scarletwarrior1704 5 лет назад +1

      Omg Nos I’ve seen you in the comments here 3 times now xD

    • @Kate-sz5dq
      @Kate-sz5dq 5 лет назад +13

      Your a fury get out

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 5 лет назад +10

      @@Kate-sz5dq ur mom

    • @Kate-sz5dq
      @Kate-sz5dq 5 лет назад +2

      OliveBranch Hahahahah obviously

  • @samanthaaasanchezzz
    @samanthaaasanchezzz 5 лет назад +472

    things I gained from my extra greeting:
    1. clear skin
    2. straight As
    3. a billion dollars
    4. love from my parents
    there's literally no reason not to subscribe, thanks kurtis!

  • @kristinachaney7391
    @kristinachaney7391 Год назад +115

    It's worse in other episodes. One of their tasks is to literally seperate the targets from their group of friends and isolate them. And my favorite quote from the "experts" is "there's nothing like the fear of violence to increase the sexual tension. She's scared and she has a man there to save her."

  • @sustainablestudent1687
    @sustainablestudent1687 5 лет назад +13425

    When your only personality trait is liking cocoa butter

  • @justanothergoat1132
    @justanothergoat1132 5 лет назад +565

    You know it’s bad when any guy calls their room their “palace”

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 5 лет назад +24

      Aren't these guys like at least 21? Why are they showing off their room like they're teenagers anyway?

    • @lawsonamick1672
      @lawsonamick1672 5 лет назад +1

      💀

  • @savhannah9889
    @savhannah9889 5 лет назад +9425

    This show is a visual representation of how uncomfortable it is to be a female at a club/bar.

    • @porksoda703
      @porksoda703 5 лет назад +540

      i cant fathom how ignorant all six men are to making all those girls feel so uncomfortable i- i dont know how to explain it its so bad

    • @zoekg7504
      @zoekg7504 5 лет назад +407

      picking up girls if they’re ok with it is great, but they were trying forcibly to get them and that would make me uncomfortable

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 5 лет назад +707

      @Turquoise Cheetah Being sexually harrassed at bars and public meeting spots is a real issue for a lot of women, including myself. What's bullshit is denying people the right to voice their struggles, even if you can't personally relate...

    • @bums009
      @bums009 5 лет назад +81

      I've never been uncomfortable at a bar with my mates unless guys keep bothering us. Some guys are very polite and respectful, take no for an answer and we have a nice chat before they go on their merry way.
      We've had problems a handful of times with guys being douchebags because we've rebuffed their advances but I'd rather focus on the positives and not let a small handful of guys ruin my experiences at all bars or tarnish my view of all men.
      It also depends where you go and what the crowd is like there, a crowd under 21 is always a more inebriated crowd. Since they're less experienced with alcohol there tends to be way more dickheads about.
      But maybe not in America since they can't drink till 21, I dunno about Canada.

    • @beth161992
      @beth161992 5 лет назад +103

      Turquoise Cheetah no of course not. What an absolutely ridiculous statement. The oppression of women is completely eradicated in western society 👍

  • @luvly8047
    @luvly8047 3 года назад +105

    I can physically feel how scared some of those girls are

  • @kennedynicole4667
    @kennedynicole4667 5 лет назад +2243

    kurtis is the only youtuber that can make me not skip a promo

    • @talabear98
      @talabear98 5 лет назад +85

      For me it's Drew, Danny, and Kurtis

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 5 лет назад +37

      Tala Bear yes I was going to mention Danny and Drew as well. All three of them might as well be the same guy😂

    • @krscartwright4951
      @krscartwright4951 5 лет назад +12

      Also Cody Ko. He's amazing

    • @torimilone3520
      @torimilone3520 5 лет назад +6

      @@leann4265 nice reference lmao

    • @rumyanaromelova643
      @rumyanaromelova643 5 лет назад +3

      Yep. He pulls them off so smoothly

  • @GlaciesYin
    @GlaciesYin 4 года назад +1520

    "What do women think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different men..."

    • @aldentetoes130
      @aldentetoes130 3 года назад +129

      I know right?! Like the fuck? Also gurl: women aren’t a hive mind. Different people are attracted to different things.

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 2 года назад +14

      “What do men think of these pick-up methods? We ask many different women...”
      This is a joke. Please do not harass anyone. Peace.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +5

      Ahh yes the famous method of performing market research for you target audience on NOT your target audience

  • @TwelvetreeZ
    @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +3355

    This show is the anti-Queer Eye

  • @annekastaub3381
    @annekastaub3381 2 года назад +52

    What’s sad is I used to go out by myself all the time. It’s super easy to make friend if u approach others like they’re people not some prize or game. Even if ur not everyone’s cup of tea just feel the vibe

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 11 месяцев назад

      It is a game though

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 14 дней назад

      @@ImAgentKit sure as hell isn’t lmao, tf? Life isn’t a game.

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 14 дней назад

      @@froggy5748 Agree to disagree

  • @OfficialPulseDrummer
    @OfficialPulseDrummer 5 лет назад +2305

    'this picture smells like pizza extreme flavor blasted goldfish' x3,086 likes

    • @cecemin
      @cecemin 5 лет назад +53

      mikey or something not to mention he was one of them

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 4 года назад +3799

    “I’m what the ladies like”...to stay away from 😅😂

    • @Dr4gon_k1tties
      @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 года назад +71

      oooOOoOoohHHhHHhHHHhHhHhhhHHhHHHHhHHhHhHHhHhHHHhHHHhHHHhHHhhHhhHhHhHhhHhHhHHhhHh

    • @gonnacry442
      @gonnacry442 3 года назад +20

      Trueee

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 года назад +10

      Wowwwwwww!!!!

    • @thatssoari3533
      @thatssoari3533 3 года назад +6

      so trueee

    • @shoebox_coffin
      @shoebox_coffin 3 года назад +2

      Or as an example to why they're lesbian when asked by a straight

  • @irinyko
    @irinyko 5 лет назад +3827

    dollar shave club saw you growing out your mustache and decided that they can't allow that

    • @rmalghamdi4977
      @rmalghamdi4977 5 лет назад +18

      anna ou-

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 5 лет назад +6

      he grew it out just for the promotion. (alot of youtubers do that actually)

    • @lolwhat4606
      @lolwhat4606 5 лет назад +3

      kiiturii it was a joke mate

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 5 лет назад +4

      @@lolwhat4606 ik, just thought the fact was interesting enough to mention

    • @lolwhat4606
      @lolwhat4606 5 лет назад +4

      kiiturii oh ofc no problem mate

  • @saineblue
    @saineblue 3 года назад +176

    Chris has 40% more eyebrow than any person actually needs

  • @emiliapisica6083
    @emiliapisica6083 4 года назад +3234

    *Chris:* I'm what the ladies like
    *Me, thinking about how respectful and funny Kurtis is:* h e l l n a h

    • @localshovel8110
      @localshovel8110 4 года назад +9

      Emilia Pisica the Ashton meme is 👌

    • @emiliapisica6083
      @emiliapisica6083 4 года назад +4

      @@localshovel8110 Thank you 👌

    • @lcr8817
      @lcr8817 3 года назад +4

      Your profile pic is u when u write this comment

    • @michaela3979
      @michaela3979 2 года назад +1

      @@lcr8817 I don’t get it

  • @irrelevantbeing8018
    @irrelevantbeing8018 5 лет назад +2586

    So no ones gonna talk about that dude named peaches?😂

    • @puppypower222
      @puppypower222 5 лет назад +138

      I wish I was called peaches

    • @yezi1796
      @yezi1796 5 лет назад +127

      @@puppypower222 ill call you peaches

    • @puppypower222
      @puppypower222 5 лет назад +87

      @@yezi1796 thank you xx

    • @liam-ni1wh
      @liam-ni1wh 5 лет назад +151

      what about sheldon, the unorthodox philosopher
      dont ask why, but that line fuckin killed me

    • @boiboi3037
      @boiboi3037 4 года назад +38

      Irrelevant Being
      bruh his name is peachez with a z smh

  • @kirstythomas9699
    @kirstythomas9699 5 лет назад +710

    That extra greeting made my heart go 💞💛💓🧡💖💙💘💙🖤🧡💝❤️💗💚💔💙🧡💚💜💛💖💜💘🖤💖💚💓❣️💞💝💚💜💗💛🖤💘💕🖤❣️🖤💓🖤🖤🧡💝❤️💗🖤💖❣️💚💔🖤💚💞💛💝❤️💔💜💖❤️💖💗💚💓💓💛💗🧡💖💖💖❤️💘💙

    • @Bkaatie
      @Bkaatie 5 лет назад +4

      Kirsty Thomas 💛💓🧡💜💖❤️🧡💝💚💞💙💖💕💘❣️💛💗💗💜💓❤️💝❤️💓🧡💛💚💓💚💓💚💓🧡💖🖤💘💓💙

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 5 лет назад +4

      three broken hearts lol

    • @marythomson7860
      @marythomson7860 5 лет назад +3

      are you still alive?

    • @juninims3481
      @juninims3481 5 лет назад +1

      same

    • @agnesemurgia180
      @agnesemurgia180 5 лет назад

      It made your heart go..... Boom

  • @stickbug9285
    @stickbug9285 Год назад +7

    coming back to his old videos just to feel the joy of an extra greeting

  • @willowdrakon
    @willowdrakon 4 года назад +4741

    "Or whatever you choose to identify as"
    "They're not treating woman like people"
    This is why I love krut.

  • @pjaneg
    @pjaneg 5 лет назад +540

    kurtis is the only youtuber who's ad promotion's are genuinely entertaining to me

    • @thegreatbabyslayer
      @thegreatbabyslayer 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah I like him and gus johnson for funny adverts.

    • @cryingtm7237
      @cryingtm7237 5 лет назад +37

      Him and drew gooden

    • @zenbozic6184
      @zenbozic6184 5 лет назад +26

      drew gooden, gus johnson, danny gonzalez and a few less popular youtubers too

    • @crystaljefferphetamine
      @crystaljefferphetamine 5 лет назад +4

      I used to like Jacksfilms' adverts but now they are just irritating as hell.

  • @marlee.n.r8895
    @marlee.n.r8895 5 лет назад +1229

    That was the only sponsorship I actually watched I didn't skip at all

    • @Thebestsk8reva
      @Thebestsk8reva 5 лет назад +4

      Medusa x is that a dixie cup? In yo default

    • @deez9966
      @deez9966 5 лет назад +3

      SAME

    • @i.need.a.new.nickname
      @i.need.a.new.nickname 5 лет назад +6

      I always feel guilty for not watching them so I always watch them whoops

    • @PinkieLeKitty
      @PinkieLeKitty 5 лет назад

      Nitch Ass Bigga i think it’s la croix lol

    • @hannahpaige7625
      @hannahpaige7625 5 лет назад +3

      cause kurtis is just such an adorable human being

  • @sydneyneff6463
    @sydneyneff6463 3 года назад +51

    I feel so bad for the girls because obviously they are so uncomfortable and one girl got literally pulled around by the dudes because they were fighting over her

    • @foxarror
      @foxarror Год назад +3

      Exactly omg they’re like grabbing at her and trying to take her like she’s a pool stick. It’s disturbing

  • @keel1701
    @keel1701 5 лет назад +2854

    Did he seriously grow that ugly caterpillar just to get a sponsor?
    Master level dedication

  • @peachypeachworth3974
    @peachypeachworth3974 5 лет назад +450

    If a man came up to me and introduced himself as ‘Coco Butter Chris’, I would punch him in the trachea.

    • @xrodr2
      @xrodr2 5 лет назад +8

      Also if there was a guy named “the trapper”?? RED FLAGS ALL OVER LMAO

    • @peachypeachworth3974
      @peachypeachworth3974 5 лет назад

      Xander Rodriguez too right XD

  • @nothingtoseehere5869
    @nothingtoseehere5869 5 лет назад +414

    Hell yeah give me that extra greeting

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 3 года назад +131

    "A hopelessly romantic man" well thats _absolutely_ not true. There is just no reality where a dude choosing to look like Chris Gaines and Billy Ray Cyrus had a baby, and then the baby grew up and founded r/incels, is a hopeless romantic.

  • @haleigh6089
    @haleigh6089 5 лет назад +1282

    The Chris judge guy looks like billy ray cyrus, keith urban, and the singer of train and i don’t know how to feel

    • @luciel2348
      @luciel2348 5 лет назад +1

      I love your PFP 😂

    • @7Mushrooms7
      @7Mushrooms7 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you... he looked so familiar and now I know why!

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 5 лет назад +5

      He also looks like a shitty Zac Bagans.

    • @meicringei157
      @meicringei157 5 лет назад +8

      gonna take my horse down the ol town road and judge some poor dude trying to pick girls up

    • @maygonzalez4249
      @maygonzalez4249 5 лет назад

      Legit just let out a loud wheeze

  • @theyrecomingforyoubarbara
    @theyrecomingforyoubarbara 4 года назад +3601

    Literally the “dance with me so this creepy guy doesn’t come over here and grind on me” is the oldest strategy in the book.
    Also I’ve had two guys try to corral me while I was not sober and it was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my life so...don’t ever do that 😊

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад +268

      first rule of girl code seriously, I feel like there's no way this is the first time these guys are encountering it

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +203

      It's so frustrating and sad that this happens to girls so often that we have to actively look out for and protect each other

    • @clungbungo2685
      @clungbungo2685 3 года назад +51

      @@pissapocalypse more men leave the shitty evil masculinity that was shoved down our throats every single day. Its just fucking mind blowing it took this long.

    • @kecym.4808
      @kecym.4808 3 года назад +1

      sheesh 😦

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +18

      @@pissapocalypse that’s honestly so fucking sad

  • @biancagarcia5208
    @biancagarcia5208 5 лет назад +308

    That transition into your promo was so smooth I cried a little

    • @danielwashington2619
      @danielwashington2619 5 лет назад +2

      Bianca Garcia EXACTLY LMAOOOOO💀💀💀

    • @maryama5757
      @maryama5757 5 лет назад +5

      Bianca Garcia I read promo as porno

    • @biancagarcia5208
      @biancagarcia5208 5 лет назад +1

      @@maryama5757 I choked on my noodles sksks thanks 😂

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 3 года назад +116

    LMAO at cocoa butter dude wandering around that club like a penguin on club penguin

  • @issafraud419
    @issafraud419 5 лет назад +1806

    1. Please never stop making these weird Canadian show commentaries, there’s too many wrecking havoc in my memories to stop now
    2. “Cocoa butter Chris” is literally the embodiment of every Toronto wasteyute you find at the club

    • @clivebby4877
      @clivebby4877 5 лет назад +3

      Wasteyute?

    • @issafraud419
      @issafraud419 5 лет назад +22

      Bounty The quicker picker upper yes wasteyute. If you know, you know.

    • @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll
      @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll 5 лет назад +3

      Bounty The quicker picker upper I gotchu fam. Watch 4yallentertainment tdot goon scrap dvd 2016 and 2017

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 лет назад +43

      for my fellow non-Canadians: "Wasteyute: Toronto slang with Caribbean Roots. A youthful person that is a waste of time and space."
      Urban Dictionary

    • @caleighchirico8775
      @caleighchirico8775 5 лет назад +2

      This comment is everything 😂

  • @adrih8694
    @adrih8694 4 года назад +5103

    Yakov looks like Tom Holland did 8 hours of coke and only ate raw frogs

    • @angelbait5
      @angelbait5 4 года назад +583

      the real tom holland prefers seven hours of coke and likes his frogs well-cooked

    • @nityabicjch1775
      @nityabicjch1775 4 года назад +191

      Why does this make sense?

    • @zipsturges637
      @zipsturges637 4 года назад +65

      Dear god

    • @fairybread1793
      @fairybread1793 4 года назад +112

      well that’s oddly specific-

    • @espinacaconpolvo
      @espinacaconpolvo 4 года назад +88

      Omfg this is the most accurate thing I have ever heard

  • @rosyelizabeth801
    @rosyelizabeth801 5 лет назад +1406

    Not use any words and just dance is exactly what 89% of weird men do to women in clubs

    • @plantmurderer2457
      @plantmurderer2457 5 лет назад +17

      The one time I went to a club the only dudes I danced with did exactly this and they were actually kind of good and pretty cool.

    • @MegCazalet
      @MegCazalet 5 лет назад +13

      Partly because it’s so goddamn loud. Damn I sound old but I always hated how loud it was and having to shout. I preferred bars to dance clubs. BUT you’re absolutely right, dancing while exuding a sense of fun, open confidence simply invites a girl to dance along, no awkward cringey pickup lines. Body language is so important, I hope people aren’t losing the ability to read it as the Internet has consumed so much of our communication focus.
      Yup, I am old for sure. Ugh.
      Edit::Was replying to Female Anatomy, oops.

    • @username-mk4qv
      @username-mk4qv 5 лет назад +1

      Accurate

  • @classicwiseguy
    @classicwiseguy 3 года назад +29

    I remember this episode. This was the worst thing to happen to Jakovs/Yakovs. I’ve been working on repairing our legacy ever since.

  • @keegers103
    @keegers103 5 лет назад +517

    Kurtis: *makes fun of soft boy*
    Kurtis: *is also soft boy*
    Edit: He can call himself a hard boy or a sweet boy but he is still a soft boy lmao

  • @brylee4752
    @brylee4752 5 лет назад +752

    that was The Smoothest transition into a sponsor i’m proud of of you you’re improving😌👊

    • @nenask
      @nenask 5 лет назад +2

      i was looking for this comment

    • @lo5271
      @lo5271 5 лет назад +1

      And he tied it in very nicely at the end of the video, I'm very impressed 👍🏻

  • @gabrielladavidson2938
    @gabrielladavidson2938 5 лет назад +488

    Jesus Christ the clips are over a decade old but I can still feel how uncomfortable those women are

  • @GrimmHooke
    @GrimmHooke 3 года назад +24

    I'm physically hurting trying to watch these clips. You are some kind of superhuman for making it through an entire episode of this show.

  • @rantut7656
    @rantut7656 5 лет назад +382

    i need my ringtone to be kurtis saying *"dude"*

  • @lipikar98
    @lipikar98 4 года назад +1510

    Kurtis: I only make fun of the things he can choose like his hobbies, not the way he looks, don't be mean
    Kurtis, 2 seconds later: this guy looks like murderer

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +115

      To be fair he does lol

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler 3 года назад +13

      He reminded me of Vaas from Far Cry 3, who's... well if you know you know 💀

    • @0.-.0
      @0.-.0 3 года назад +94

      I mean, he wasn't making fun of that guy's appearance tho, he was making fun of his lack of facial expressions as being cold and calculated

    • @lipikar98
      @lipikar98 3 года назад +3

      @@0.-.0 my comment is only a joke, my dude...

    • @thatcarnivorousteacher4055
      @thatcarnivorousteacher4055 3 года назад +25

      He did choose to keep his hair short and cover himself with cocoa butter (it makes him look sweaty, like he just killed someone) and he has that murderous grin

  • @ケロケロ-q7n
    @ケロケロ-q7n 4 года назад +1493

    Ah yes, my fantasy of being hit on by men with WWE nicknames and the ugliest style sense and/or facial hair can be satisfied.

    • @wolftango6084
      @wolftango6084 4 года назад +32

      A few tips;
      1. Guys are mostly overrated (Except for Kurt)
      2. You're pretty cute.. you gay?
      (this a joke)

    • @ケロケロ-q7n
      @ケロケロ-q7n 4 года назад +33

      @@wolftango6084 Yes I am very *limp hand while lady gaga is playing*

    • @spacekitty8926
      @spacekitty8926 3 года назад +4

      "Cocoa Butter Chris"

    • @runawaygemm5397
      @runawaygemm5397 3 года назад +15

      “ThE tRaPpEr” also known as mark zuckyburg but if he did stayed in milk and did
      8 hours of drugs

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад

      I'M DYING

  • @KingPLUR
    @KingPLUR Год назад +37

    Omg noo the part where 2 dudes came up and damn near cornered the girl 😭😭 if this happened to me I'd literally be punching 😂😂

  • @Canbies
    @Canbies 5 лет назад +425

    hey kurtis! just wanna say hey.
    *you deserve an extra greeting too buddy*

  • @jessica112800
    @jessica112800 5 лет назад +151

    The yeeyee took me off guard this time for no reason like what should I have expected

  • @RainGreene
    @RainGreene 5 лет назад +794

    u look like a dad in your 20s on vacation in hawaii

    • @rgggxo
      @rgggxo 5 лет назад +22

      See... I got weed dealer in Hawaii.

    • @NikkiMinaj55
      @NikkiMinaj55 5 лет назад +7

      my dad

    • @fuzzydeborah
      @fuzzydeborah 5 лет назад +2

      Can confirm. 90% of people look like that here.

    • @DB-ft5qm
      @DB-ft5qm 5 лет назад

      rain greene your face is roundish

    • @Jukajobs
      @Jukajobs 5 лет назад

      i thought he looked like a lesbian (this isnt meant as an insult, i am a lesbian myself), and i guess theres a specific kind of lesbian that really looks like dads on vacation in hawaii but younger. i could make some venn diagram out of this

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 3 года назад +32

    When he said "everybody loves a cowboy" I thought he said "everybody loves a cat boy" and honestly that would have been better

  • @hxc205
    @hxc205 5 лет назад +409

    Boy o boy if I knew Billy Rae Cyrus was one of the judges I would have bingewatched this show earlier

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 лет назад +5

      lol I thought that too

    • @dots3854
      @dots3854 5 лет назад +4

      I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR DFKJDKFKSD THEY LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL

  • @madamejudidench
    @madamejudidench 5 лет назад +600

    How did he not once mention that soul patch man looks like Miley’s Cyrus’s dad

    • @serenaramirez9563
      @serenaramirez9563 5 лет назад +12

      THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @starlesssaint
      @starlesssaint 5 лет назад +8

      Omg frr I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂😂

    • @sydneymorris9919
      @sydneymorris9919 5 лет назад +4

      Yooooo legit I was trying to figure out who he looked like!😂

    • @silvermoonstone-hu4ig
      @silvermoonstone-hu4ig 5 лет назад +4

      i was thinking "he looks like billy ray cyrus" the whole time lol

    • @mandyt9812
      @mandyt9812 5 лет назад

      I scrolled down to the comments just to see if anyone else saw that omg

  • @IDKYPPLRLOLING
    @IDKYPPLRLOLING 5 лет назад +5733

    Respects women, acknowledges nonbinary people, we stan a woke KING

  • @ellennewall2268
    @ellennewall2268 Год назад +13

    the amount of guys who have tried to hit on me at the club just by questionably dancing is crazy. it works 0% of the time

  • @yeeyeee2779
    @yeeyeee2779 5 лет назад +151

    I’ve never been so relieved to see Dollar Shave Club

  • @gracerizzo1406
    @gracerizzo1406 5 лет назад +180

    pretty sure yakov is the early stage development of whatever kind of robot mark zuckerburg is

  • @Quarter_Turn
    @Quarter_Turn 5 лет назад +4768

    Feminist Kurtis is my favorite Kurtis

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 5 лет назад +13

      Quarter-Turn he’s not really being a feminist, lmao.

    • @daisythralow1192
      @daisythralow1192 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr 😂❤️

    • @bellem7621
      @bellem7621 5 лет назад +243

      I once killed A man with my shoe a feminist is simply someone who supports equal rights

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 5 лет назад +127

      I once killed A man with my shoe he really is, tho

    • @disdiot2995
      @disdiot2995 5 лет назад +79

      I once killed A man with my shoe yeah he is

  • @thatgirl5217
    @thatgirl5217 3 года назад +12

    Kurtis just makes me so happy because he's so respectful of women. Like you know what, go off Kurtis, go off my man. I could not be more proud. 💜💜

  • @magdalenabaumgartner9546
    @magdalenabaumgartner9546 5 лет назад +394

    if these guys walk up to me I would cover my drink

  • @melissataylor881
    @melissataylor881 5 лет назад +1063

    If they teach all men to treat/talk about women the way you do, I’m moving to Canada

    • @kathrynginger9109
      @kathrynginger9109 5 лет назад +33

      Melissa Taylor fam I’m Canadian and I wish

    • @yaryaralmc96
      @yaryaralmc96 5 лет назад +1

      Kathryn Ginger same

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi 5 лет назад +61

      Given that the show he talks about is Canadian, I’m assuming no hahaha

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 5 лет назад +12

      I’m already moving there because America is shit

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 лет назад +6

      The crazy thing is that when you move to Canada you’ll find out that people are actually pretty much the same everywhere. Some are good, some are shit, but most of them are doing what they think is the best thing they can

  • @Livingingratitudeforever
    @Livingingratitudeforever 8 месяцев назад +2

    I just found KurtisTown 2 weeks ago and am going through a hard divorce of 11 years to a person with NPD. Thank you for giving me a lot of laughs and hope in these dark days. I love it here.

  • @kara-zk9ig
    @kara-zk9ig 5 лет назад +320

    i forget you're Canadian until you say "about"' my dude also thanks of that extra greeting i needed it.

  • @yungtex6424
    @yungtex6424 5 лет назад +1144

    Is no one gonna say how The Trapper is literally mark zuckerbergs doppelgänger

  • @kopchakk
    @kopchakk 5 лет назад +1452

    “Can she even smell my cocoa butter wtf” IM DONE LMFAOOOOO

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 лет назад +10

      Nicole Kopchak like what a weirdo lol

    • @caitx4027
      @caitx4027 5 лет назад +4

      😂😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pcakes1878
    @pcakes1878 3 года назад +43

    12:40 Anybody notice the non moustached doppleganger behind him?

    • @ggrieving
      @ggrieving 8 месяцев назад +1

      OMGGGG LOLL

  • @Chloe-vb2eq
    @Chloe-vb2eq 5 лет назад +1008

    communism

    • @kaiyatrout701
      @kaiyatrout701 5 лет назад +1

      Chloe Marx ok but why was this accurate

  • @lauren-mp8yn
    @lauren-mp8yn 5 лет назад +241

    “and the women are real” *well god i hope so*

    • @JustNatax3
      @JustNatax3 5 лет назад

      I can confirm, I am a lizard person .

    • @letism
      @letism 4 года назад

      As opposed to synthetic androids

  • @lillyp6905
    @lillyp6905 5 лет назад +395

    “The trapper” guy is actually mark zuckerburg before Facebook

  • @NubbzNerd
    @NubbzNerd 3 года назад +20

    12:28
    Tbh I stopped paying attention to this part cuz there's ligit a clone of him behind him- is no one talking about this? Kurtis didn't and I thought he would :0

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 5 лет назад +746

    10:59 "She looks old enough to vote-" Well I sure hope she is! She's at a club, drinking, and being flirted at by a dude in his 20's. I would also assume that she's not a minor! Geez.

  • @hakitouchiha
    @hakitouchiha 5 лет назад +550

    *I'm what the ladies like 👁️👄👁️*

    • @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans
      @TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans 5 лет назад +4

      I read this from Omoi’s POV and I was like “Well, you aren’t wrong.” Lol.

  • @justtosubscribe229
    @justtosubscribe229 4 года назад +3427

    All of these men make me... *~covers drink~*

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 года назад +201

      Almost a year later and no “not all guys are like this”. Maybe there is hope for the internit

    • @big_stinky3776
      @big_stinky3776 3 года назад +47

      *coco butter chris raises brows*

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 года назад +98

      @bumbo _____oni the 87th mans it’s one letter get your panties out of a twist

    • @marconi1906
      @marconi1906 3 года назад +40

      @@SlightMishap lmaoo i think we found the guy wHo iSnT LiKe tHaT

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 года назад +5

      @@marconi1906 where?

  • @TheDevilsbard
    @TheDevilsbard 3 года назад +24

    “I don’t make fun of how he looks, he didn’t choose to look that way.”
    10 seconds later
    “This other guy looks like a murderer.”

  • @LoreleiCatherine
    @LoreleiCatherine 5 лет назад +564

    You know what’s actually really sad, that was a pretty accurate representation of what it’s like to go to a club as a female. Guys really do that stuff. A lot. 😩😖

    • @birdyies8784
      @birdyies8784 4 года назад +11

      Ew...maybe I shouldn’t go to clubs once I’m 21 :/

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 года назад +33

      Laisha Z you still should if you wanna just go out with friends and dance! It can actually be a lot of fun despite the gross dudes. 😅 just be safe, don’t drink too much, bring some pepper spray with you (or like I used to do a bottle of cotton candy perfume to spray in the eyes of creepazoids 🤣🤣), make sure you always have a way home that you trust, and be prepared for the longest ladies bathroom lines you’ve ever seen so you end up using the men’s restroom. 🤣🤣 Plus it’s like girl code that when you’re at the club if a dude (or lady cause that happens too) starts dancing up on you from behind your friend gives you a look that says “you like him? do you think he’s cute?” And if you shake your head no she she’s supposed to pull you away and be like “this is my girlfriend back off!”
      I actually always preferred to go to gay clubs, I’m bisexual but nobody was ever unwelcome as long as they’re being respectful, because of how much fun I always had there especially at drag shows so I definitely recommend!

    • @mariagoespro
      @mariagoespro 4 года назад +16

      @@LoreleiCatherine
      Sorry for the essay.
      I wish we had gay clubs where I'm from, pretty sure the closest one is a few cities away :( I'll always remember how one time we had a friend over all the way from France (I'm from Finland) and the night we go out she has to deal with a man petting her like she's a fucking dog and then getting offended bc we weren't having any of his shit. He kept following us but thank god we know one of the bouncers so we just pointed at the creep and he got kicked out.
      I don't mind if someone comes up to me and when I ask them to leave they actually respect me and leave, but when they keep going at it even after being pushed away (I have a thing I call "the elbow tactic" which literally means I... lightly... elbow people below their ribs. I only do this if they're particularly pushy/creepy/just EW) OR EVEN FOLLOW YOU AROUND THE CLUB - that's when I get freaked out. I'm a really small girl (barely 5 feet tall) so when a 6'4'' guy keeps pushing on you and there's two of you trying to get him off, just oof. Again, very lucky to know one of the bouncers so the worst ones get kicked out and banned for the night.
      (English isn't my native tongue so I apologize for any possible mistakes).

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine 4 года назад +7

      Maria K i’ve had things like that happen before as well 😅 I live in the United States and I spent a lot of time living in Daytona Beach Florida which you figure would have lots of gay clubs but it only had one that ended up getting closed down and then they opened up a gay friendly restaurant but that also got closed down so there’s really nothing in the town as far as gay nightlife. But the closest gay bars to Daytona are in Orlando Florida which is where Disney World is. It wasn’t so bad in Orlando, some crazy stuff happened there but Daytona beach is a hell hole lol One time when my mom was taking the bus a random homeless man walked up to her sniffed her and then licked her and said “you taste good“ and of course my crazy mother’s response was to lick her own hand and say “oh my gosh you’re right!” 😂😂 and I know how it is being short because I’m a quarter of an inch away from 5‘5“ and I never let that stop me if someone’s bothering me and I’ve had a couple of drinks I am not afraid to stare them right the eyes and tell them to back off, i used to get into arguments with grown men that were 6‘5“ and covered in tattoos fresh out of prison. I was reckless when I was young but I never let dudes do that inappropriate crap in the club to me after I had some incidents with guys a few times because I had finally had enough and I said I would never let it happen again. I’ve been told by guys that I’ve dated that I can be incredibly intimidating even my fiancé says that now and like I’m this little skinny thing so I don’t know how but it works in my favor 🤣🤣

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 2 года назад +1

      @@LoreleiCatherine Respect.

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