What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.
@@gfilmer7150 OH SHIT I DON'T EVEN WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS BUT I KNOW THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!! i'm just really excited to know what ur talking about he he he :) he was crazy and trying to kill his sister or sum right? annyways i know him from my babysitters a vampire
One of the rotten tomatoes critic reviews from 2010 for this movie says this: “If being innocuous were a crime, Gooby would cause Canada to reinstate the death penalty pronto.” -Bill Gibron
@V. V Most of Gooby seems to be lots of different exterior locations, all of which are far more expensive to shoot on than interior locations - Split's budget was kept so low because of how smart it was with mostly being set in a single indoor location. Fewer setups, which saves time, which saves money. Also filming with kid mains is expensive because child labor laws prohibit them from working for long hours - the school scenes in Gooby would have been stupidly expensive for how little runtime they actually have in the film. Gooby may have a small budget, but it's spent extremely inefficiently. With a few tweaks to the script, the budget could have been halved - which, amazingly, still would not have saved it from flopping.
@@ChrisOvens51 Seriously, even just sitting here for a couple seconds I was able to come up with a plot that would have been better and cheaper. It's a shocker how inefficient this movie was.
none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.
I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.
I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult
In context he thought it was a Halloween costume. So the uncle had a halloween costume like that, not a fursuit. Animal costumes exist in more contexts than just furries lmfao
The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.
& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.
I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.
This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it
I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.
@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol
What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009. *2009. Just 10 years ago.* I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.
Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”
y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao
i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."
Oh, for sure. Tall Girl was just some dumb fad movie that got a bit of attention for a while, and was promptly never thought about again by the vast majority of people for the years to come. Meanwhile this video is absolutely iconic and memorable, and I'm so glad it was made instead. It's a much, much better decision in hindsight.
Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it. The actual backstory for Food Fight.
There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them: 10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think) 21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner 24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey 26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.
@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂
the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said
I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.
“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever
Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead
I won’t stand by this blatant stereotyping. Are you saying all chicken nuggets go to the nugget cave? I mean, you’re right, but still. I don’t say go to Ireland and be lonely, do I? Smh my head.
kind of reminds me of that one horror movie called The Boy i think?? where a girl is haunted by a doll possessed by the soul of a dead child only for it to turn out it's a grown man living in the walls and doing all the shit
@@RavenSkull3 Bet... the whole movie is just a happy go lucky story and then A24 style in the last half hour we find out Gooby is just an old man in a suit on the run from the cops
Wait a minute, since the bully said that his uncle has a fursuit that looks like Gooby, could that mean... BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, *A GAME THEORY!*
I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.
14:56 drew and danny's unspoken comedic timing together is actually so impressive, the way drew watches the imaginary trajectory of the imaginary ball matches up with when danny pretends to get hit with it so well
I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.
That’s what I thought. Make Gooby less Freddy Fazbear looking and more on the lines of something like how Pooh and his friends look in Christopher Robin, plush toys or animals that may look real but are still somewhat cute and appealing to look at
I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second
This movie made $3,234 in the box office. The standard price for a movie ticket in the US in 2009 was $7.50. Movie theaters usually take 45% of the cost of each ticket, meaning 55% goes to the studio. So with that, roughly 784 people saw this movie in theaters.
watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome
@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video
@@freddiejones6253 word 💀 my mum only bothered to look at me about 6 times a day throughout childhood let alone using her deteriorating muscles to move her whole mf head whenever i spoke
11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.
I remember watching this video during the middle of the pandemic and realizing I was gay. Not because of like, Gooby or anything. It's just a core memory attached to this video lmfao.
This video emanates the energy of a bored older child forcing the middle child to watch a crappy movie with him while the confused younger child watches over their shoulder and becomes severely traumatized
as somebody who has had that happen several times (one of which was the room starring internet darling tommy wiseau) it very much gives off that energy
gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens
This was shot at my elementary school. The classroom they used was my old classroom. The last day before summer they asked my class to move our desk and put the text books in a certain order. The director came in a talk about the movie. When it came out the whole school (only 200 kids) sat in the gym and watched the movie. We all found it creepy LOL
Danny’s shirt describes him a soft boy but is sarcastic sometimes Drew’s shirt describes him a sarcastic boy but actually is Kurtis’s describes him a rebel boy but is a soft boy That how I think about and it’s probably unaccurate
THEORY: Gooby could actually be big Bruce’s uncle in a bear costume. He may have had it hanging in his closet while he still lived with Bruce’s family (therefore explaining why Bruce recognized it,) but after getting kicked out, Bruce’s uncle must hide his identity to avoid arrest and prosecution for stalking, child endangerment, and possible pedophilia. Now, he is simply a deranged homeless man who uses his bear fursona to manipulate kids into feeding and housing him, as well as allowing themselves to be susceptible to his abuse and endangerment tactics. Gooby was hostile to Bruce because it’s Bruce’s fault that Gooby is now on the run from the law. Edit: I forgot to mention that some kids who suffer from abuse/trauma can turn to violence as a coping mechanism when no means of emotional support are available. This explains Bruce’s violent tendencies.
I wanna throw up
Araconara same
I'll get the trashcan
woah congrats on getting pinned
Nice
the first time I saw gooby I flinched and cringed at the same time 🤢🤮
When the bully said "cool costume my uncle's got one just like it" it made me wonder if goobie was just a grown ass man terrorizing this child
this man just pretended to be a monster to break into this kid's house
What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.
Yeah like think about frosty the snowman. He came to life and he was really innocent and wholesome, and then there’s Gooby....
Ted and Jack Frost. 2 movies. One is about an awful adult teddy bear, another is a dead dad snowman
Waffle Cakes He’s like Ted but tall and gross and not awful on purpose.
@@epoillaKory Is he really not awful on purpose, though? Gooby seems like he just has a really trashy personality
The Bronx Boglehead it took me a minute to realize you meant Winnie the poo, not just poop.
The most impressive bit of acting in this movie is whenever the kid has to pretend to be having fun with Gooby.
I think that kid was on Criminal Minds once, in season 3
it’s ethan from my babysitters a vampire😳
aurora sky I’ll take your word on that.
@Wacky Heart Season 3, Episode 6 I think, the whole episode took place in a mall
@@gfilmer7150 OH SHIT I DON'T EVEN WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS BUT I KNOW THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!! i'm just really excited to know what ur talking about he he he :) he was crazy and trying to kill his sister or sum right? annyways i know him from my babysitters a vampire
the child actor seemed genuinely quite competent
Honestly, most of the actors were good - Gooby is just the worst ever
fun fact! he plays ethan in the babysitters a vampire!
@@_kyon._I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
@@_kyon._ OH MY GOD NO WAY
@@_kyon._OMG THAT UNLOCKED SUCH A CORE MEMORY FOR ME
One of the rotten tomatoes critic reviews from 2010 for this movie says this:
“If being innocuous were a crime, Gooby would cause Canada to reinstate the death penalty pronto.” -Bill Gibron
@V. V Most of Gooby seems to be lots of different exterior locations, all of which are far more expensive to shoot on than interior locations - Split's budget was kept so low because of how smart it was with mostly being set in a single indoor location. Fewer setups, which saves time, which saves money.
Also filming with kid mains is expensive because child labor laws prohibit them from working for long hours - the school scenes in Gooby would have been stupidly expensive for how little runtime they actually have in the film. Gooby may have a small budget, but it's spent extremely inefficiently. With a few tweaks to the script, the budget could have been halved - which, amazingly, still would not have saved it from flopping.
@@ChrisOvens51 Seriously, even just sitting here for a couple seconds I was able to come up with a plot that would have been better and cheaper. It's a shocker how inefficient this movie was.
none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.
Wasn't it already implied? With Gooby's teeth becoming sharp as daggers and all?
Yummay😂😂😂
i screamed when i saw this comment jesus
Because they don't have to.
We can't forget about hot dog park, too. What's with this movie and hot dogs?
*Everyone: watched Tall Girl
*Danny, Kurtis and Drew: watched Gooby
Everyone watched tall girl?
They mean there were much more Tall Girl reviews on RUclips than Gooby reviews
Muz CuzBuz i just watched tall girl yesterday.
They also watched the trailer for Tall Girl
I watched tall girl cuz it sucks
I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.
I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult
I'm pretty sure he's saying that his uncle has a Gooby teddy bear, which is what he thinks he's dressed up as
So his uncle is a furry…?
In context he thought it was a Halloween costume. So the uncle had a halloween costume like that, not a fursuit.
Animal costumes exist in more contexts than just furries lmfao
Or mascot costume or another movie prop costume
You're gonna lose it when you find out about the original Wizard of Oz or Harry and the Hendersons.
Kurtis is wearing a camp rock shirt, drew is wearing a shirt that says"Mr Ass" and Danny is wearing his own merch. Fashion 100
Pretty sure Drew’s shirt is meant to say “Mr. Kiss Ass”
@@5549842 it's Mr Ass. It's Billy Gunn merch from like 2003 WWE.
Oh I thought it was meant to be mr kiss ass because there are lips
O B T U S E “IM AN ASS MAN”
Queen of Smarts
Imagine that Danny has none of his own shirts and lives off of his own merch
They sound like three girlfriends telling their other friend to leave her toxic boyfriend
And Willy keeps trying to convince them that he's not bad like, "No he's really sweet trust"
“Puts children in life threatening danger”
Gooby: ight imma head out
I’m like 2 minutes into the video and I am BEYOND excited to see wtf happens
he GOT to GO
@@libif6886 I was just thinking of this XDDD
The only time I would like this movie is if I'm in my mom's woom and can't see or hear it.
Repeat cycle
The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.
& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 dude it’s the middle of the night and i’m super high and that actually freaked me out so much
He doesn't organs, he just needs food to fill the empty hole that is his fluffy insides(?)
He did fart...meaning he did have a stomach, gasterous system..and asshole
@@thecreator3145hi please don’t say that like that 😭
the $6.5 million was spent on catering for Gooby
That's a lotta hotdogs
And Gooby waste cleanup
THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
@@sheepeyoutube FLEX TAPE
I have never related to ANYTHING more than this comment
“So our color palette choice for this movie was mustard, vomit, stale bread, rotting wood and sadness.”
Lol
Don't forget about the little girl at the end with the washed out pink jacket!
mmnm
For Shaw
With undertones of pissed-on-mattress.
mom: we have paddington at home
paddington at home:
Romantic Outlaw lmfao
Mom: we have Barney at home
Barney at home:
Best comment
The fact that Drew probably made more money off this video than Gooby did in theaters is absolutely hilarious but honestly it’s way better this way.
Wait, that’s 100% true and 100% awesome
I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.
I was shocked when I found out in came out in 2009. Its seriously an outdated form of a movie
It really does kinda feel like an E.T rip off
Wait, this wasn’t made in the 80’s?
This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it
I seriously thought this was a 90s movie and I gave it a little exception until now
I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.
How could you not support
@@whalienabi he bullies people
@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol
We Stan tho
Support him if you will gooby gon eat em he a giant hotdog and gooby love dem dawgs
This movie came out in 2009 but you could have convinced me it came out in like 1983
Yeah they made that joke in the video where they first watched the trailer
HUHH??? 2009????
ET vibes
2009!? It looks like it was made in the 80’s😃
I would like your comment but I can't for reasons
I swear I’ve watched this video like 12 times and yet the CGI alien monster catches me off guard every time. I never remember it exists.
so true
Neither did the producers
same! plus its so fucking scary like genuinely it startles me every time
You watched Gooby 12 times & you weren't lobotomized? Your mental resilience defies all understanding, sir🏆
@@ms.blooddiamond3857 I’ve probably watched it like 20 times by now. I guess my brain does feel a bit jigglier than usual.
My therapist: Gooby isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Gooby: 👹
Olivia x exactly
I was looking at emojis and I saw that one and I was like, "hey it's gooby!"😂
for shaw
Gooby is VERY real and he WILL hurt you.
Taht isent a devil face its just somting from a jappanese thing
Will: *Is in danger*
Gooby: Aight imma head out
Charlotte Byers “IVE GOT TO GO”
Probby “GOT TO LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH” sorry if that wasn’t what you were thinking
I was referencing one of Danny’s videos about a bad Instagram comedian that’s always saying “I GOT TO GO”
DiscoDeaky39 were you going for Bohemian Rhapsody lol
*Gotta blast*
My role models are three grown men yelling “GET UP GOOBY”
Natasha Bruz and then the dissappointed ‘aaahhh’ when the light turned off there lmao
Just the motivation i need in life ✊️
The fact that Gooby was released the same year as Avatar is something I'll never fully reconcile with.
both cinematic masterpieces
@@chrisdavis3204Correction: one cinematic masterpiece. The other one is… I don't even know how to describe it.
@@ethancousins-bh3ll James Cameron proving his brain fell out somewhere between T2 and Titanic, and he never got it back.
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar
The guys in the beginning: "IT'S GOOBY DAY!!! SO EXCITED!"
11 minutes in: "I wanna strangle Gooby."
Not even 11 minutes in lol
More like 34 seconds in
Not even 5 minutes in "Goobey is making me so stressed"
his name is drew
@@gemasnicket1817 drew? Think you mean Danny
What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009.
*2009. Just 10 years ago.*
I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.
Dillyn holy shit 2009 was 10 years ago
I was genuinely thinking '98 or something. That's insane 😭
I thought it was from the '90s for sure lol
Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”
You know what came out in 2009...Avatar
imagine walking past that hotel room and hearing 3 grown men chanting "GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY"
Starts walking faster
Indian Here 😆
3?
**stops walking and start chanting with them**
*shakily* is this 911?
y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao
Yeah, imagine making 2 movies about a girl who's well..................tall.
i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."
Oh, for sure. Tall Girl was just some dumb fad movie that got a bit of attention for a while, and was promptly never thought about again by the vast majority of people for the years to come. Meanwhile this video is absolutely iconic and memorable, and I'm so glad it was made instead. It's a much, much better decision in hindsight.
The way he said “I like being your dad” made me wanna peel my skin off and I think Drew felt the same
Reminded me of all my mom's boyfriends.
I did, yes
@@freeizzy8395 Yeah I remember when I told you that
So that’s where the budget went..
Like a banana peel
“i like being your dad” may be the most shocking twist in cinematic history
yessss 😂
WTD Productions my dad can’t relate
Gooby came out in 2009. That is the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This movie looks like it came out in 1995
rageboyRM ikr. The whole lighting and everything
wait WHAT
More like 1980ish
It's script was probably written back then though 😂 cos of all the cliches
Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it.
The actual backstory for Food Fight.
There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them:
10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think)
21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner
24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey
26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner
I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.
I am reading all of these
just looked at them and the beastiality one being called "bet you've never seen anything like this before" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up😭😭😭😭
Thank you for this
Thank you so so much
@@weedmaster-420im gonna throw up everywhere this is so funny i hope you know
“He’ll never take us alive.”
This implies that, if the need depended on it, Gooby would in fact kill this child as opposed to getting caught
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
is no one gonna talk about the fact that they somehow completely abandoned the whole 2 headed alien thing?? like... where did it go?
That was gonna come back later but they ran out of budget
@@mmog_1 at that point why keep it in?
Ivory they spent so much money on it, I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep it in lol
@@fanaticism3204 i wish they at least made it so it made sense then lol
@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂
My favorite part is the weird two headed CGI creature that is just never mentioned again
Yeah wtf WAS that
@@flyingpigproductions5934 but also what was the point of the scene
That was to impress and scam the investors into giving more money.
Lmao
the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said
RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will always be remembered for this role. It was truly the peak of your acting career.
Was looking for this comment 😢 best movie and actor RIP
@@cryspbytes1037 me too
I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.
Sad he died but he wasn’t that great of a person
@@woulfiskwdym?
“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever
colourways those who can’t do, teach
@@delelelele_whooop6194 lmao. Or those who did it and got tired of it.
@@delelelele_whooop6194 False
@@delelelele_whooop6194 wait is that the actual saying because that doesn't make sense
Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead
"I like being your dad"
*discomfort has entered the chat*
Only way it could've been worse:
"I like being your daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Toasty Potate I could’ve gone my entire life without being forced to read that with my own two eyes.
Pulls out a standard issue Glock 11
I legit saw Goobie in my recent nightmare. He was repeatedly saying, "I like being your dad" with a scary face.
When a man say I like being a father he is content with the burden not the easy stuff the hard stuff that became easy.
Them at the beginning: “ gooby!! :D”
Them at the end: “good riddance. I fuckin hate gooby”
Now this is character development.
for shaw
fo shaw dud
For shaw
@@Danger_U for dic- shaw dud
A classic madoka experience
I feel like the main issue is that Goobie has the mind and mannerisms of a child with the body and voice of a grown man who wants you to call him dad
That is so truth!
Me: Mom, can we get Paddington?
Mom: We have Paddington at home
Paddington at home:
This is a top notch comment lol
An Individual underrated comment
IM CRYING HAHAHHAHFSBJk
Bro why is drew gooden paddington? This is epic
I won’t stand by this blatant stereotyping. Are you saying all chicken nuggets go to the nugget cave? I mean, you’re right, but still. I don’t say go to Ireland and be lonely, do I? Smh my head.
Why does this movie look like it smells
um child anyways SO bRuH 💀💀💀
Smells like a basement
smells like an old pot of brown beans
why is this so accurate
Damp
I was genuinely expecting this to be a plot-twist horror movie where gooby was actually a grown man in a bear costume the whole time
That is an amazing idea, turn that into a horror movie and if it has a good story and marketing it will do well
kind of reminds me of that one horror movie called The Boy i think?? where a girl is haunted by a doll possessed by the soul of a dead child only for it to turn out it's a grown man living in the walls and doing all the shit
@@RavenSkull3 Bet... the whole movie is just a happy go lucky story and then A24 style in the last half hour we find out Gooby is just an old man in a suit on the run from the cops
@@Pi_LikethenumberIt’s later revealed that this movie was a really weird episode of To catch a predator.
Wait a minute, since the bully said that his uncle has a fursuit that looks like Gooby, could that mean...
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, *A GAME THEORY!*
Danny: hair
Kurtis: must touch nose ring
Drew: mR aSs
Raghad Nabil ikr
I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.
What time?
"4 words: LOOK AT MY ASS"
I think its suppose to be mr kiss ass because of the lips
this kid really outed his uncle as a furry huh
This made me laugh so hard and I don't even fuckin know why
I’m already crying, why did you have to make it worse
This movie already had me on the verge of tears, this comment just made it worse
“My uncle has one just like it”
S weEt hOMe AlabAmA
DBSKCBAKDV
**Will about to fall to his death**
Gooby: I G O T T O G O
Phoebe Taber aight imma head out
Help!!! Help!!
I G O T
T O G O ! ! !
*GOTTA GO*
Ight ima head out
Gooby: **Transforms into jimmy newton** “GOtTA BLaSt”
14:56 drew and danny's unspoken comedic timing together is actually so impressive, the way drew watches the imaginary trajectory of the imaginary ball matches up with when danny pretends to get hit with it so well
“My uncle’s got one just like that” is his uncle a furry. Is his uncle. A furry.
Well, for the record, fursuits aren't nearly as terrifying as this Gooby f*cker
😂😂
Awesome
@@dragonetteamelia Nah furries choose to be fucking abominations against nature, poor Gooby was cursed into this existence.
Nick Seda Gooby is a demon
"My mom and I call it Hot Dog Park because of all the flashers."
Claritey OMG HAHAHHA
I- deceased 💀
I love this comment so much.
JSHSHFHSK
Guess thats why they call em weiners
drew: oldest sibling
danny: middle child
kurtis: youngest child
Why is this true tho.
Who said you could say something so untamed and controversial yet so true
now all we need is the sexy fanfiction ;)
We get it
But why does it make sense
the realisation that billy is ethan from 'my babysitter's a vampire' has forever changed my life. has no idea how to feel about it.
ooooo so that’s why
I remembered a film where Hagrid was a big ugly bear, but I thought it was a dream. Ignorance is bliss
Im dying at this comment for some reason omg lmfao
Yeah i thought that as well, but for the reason that i actually has nightmares from this
i can’t believe hagrid played gooby like he wasn’t rolling in warner brothers money
linda shrug emoji I was looking for a Hagrid comment cuz Gooby’s voice actor was the first thing I looked at during the credits.
HAGRID DID WHAT???!! that's low, compared to his role in Harry Potter
Yes I saw Robby coltrane and I was like huh? Hagrid? I had to watch it so many times to make sure I didnt see it incorrectly.
thats exactly why he did it. he was rolling in wb money and stopped giving a fuck.
@@fairysuh
Kinda what happened to harry, although the stuff he's in is just weird not awful b movies
kurtis: i hate gooby SO MUCH
*gets a tattoo of him*
wait he did? lol
Lily yup
Kurtis is now angry every time he has his pants down.
@@lee2791 nice name
wait no freaking way he got a tattoo of him
I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.
That’s what I thought. Make Gooby less Freddy Fazbear looking and more on the lines of something like how Pooh and his friends look in Christopher Robin, plush toys or animals that may look real but are still somewhat cute and appealing to look at
danny: hair
drew: shirt
kurtis: nose touch
Avery Fera Nose ring touch**
Avery Fera as someone with a nose piercing, same lol I’m constantly fidgeting with it, really makes it look like I’m picking my nose but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Danny’s hair🥺
Yessssssssss, I was looking at the same thing
Kurtis also just like holding the gooby in his lap the whole time
I love how Drew wears a shirt with ‘mr ass’ written over it, Kurtis a camp rock shirt and Danny just straight up wears his own merch
@Levi Shriver classic attitude era 👍
Oh you didn’t know?
Danny Gonzalez with Mr. Nutcracker guy is Mr. Ass and he goes to Camp Rock
Loll
Theres 3 types of people...
gooby: i like being your dad
*everyone is typing*
LMAO
I've never had such a visceral reacton, I almost turned inside out
Kurtis with his friends: small font
Kurtis alone: BOLD
I love how happy kurtis gets when he makes danny and drew laugh
Very wholesome
Same
Kurtis is the cutest human being
Awwww
Itz Emerald I’m a member of Kurtistown already, dw I’m nice to the mayor
I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second
@@6ebfendi388 wow you have figured out the meaning of life
This movie made $3,234 in the box office. The standard price for a movie ticket in the US in 2009 was $7.50. Movie theaters usually take 45% of the cost of each ticket, meaning 55% goes to the studio. So with that, roughly 784 people saw this movie in theaters.
You know a movie’s good when you can calculate the box office to the ones place
ruclips.net/video/NXaohVgFp-4/видео.html
Nice calculating.
just to add something more for scale, that's less people than an average high school in america.
Wait wait wait is it profit or just how much was made? Because if it's profit it would be more, but otherwise that is shockingly high
watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome
Still can't get over the fact that this movie introduces the existance of weird alien monsters and then just... never mentions it again
Maybe that was gonna be the plot of the next movie, but then it wasn't the success they hoped
I'm about 93% sure it was meant to be representing his paranoia or whatever, but they forgot the actual part where they make that clear.
I'm also confused... the kid went through this whole process to catch the weird bird-things but then they never followed up and I am... confused.
That’s just gooby’s true form
Maybe the actual movie went more into it but they left it out of this video
Me: can we have ET?
Mom: we have ET at home
ET at home:
Zippy ET at home is Mac and me. Drew did a video on it lol
Gooby isn’t real, the kid is just having a mental breakdown
on this episode of FILM THEORY
Therapist: Gooby isn't real he can't hurt you
Gooby:
Breakdown! Breakdown!
That makes two of us
Shhhhh let me believe
Rip to the legendary Robbie Coltrane known for his excellent success as Gooby
"This movie cost 6.5 million dollars."
"And made 3 thousand dollars."
*BIG OL' OOF*
The Fanatic with John Travolta cost something like 25 million dollars and made 3,000 dollars opening weekend
wholsome boi that movie is great!
Omg i feel bad for the actors
@@johnwerner69 can't talk too long gotta poo
Companies can actually just write these failures off as losses
Why does the movie imply a weird and gross romantic tension between Goobie and Will
Bro where the fuck-
Is everyone gonna by pass the fact that the bully said his uncle has a costume just like gooby's????
I just have a few questions.
Where did you find that
@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video
BURN IT!🔥BURN IT WITH FIRE!🔥
I love how Drew is constantly turning his head so nobody feels neglected
Because that's what heroes do
Nice of you not to say Kurtis
Tatjana wish my parents put in that effort.... or any..
Imagine Drew reply to this kind of comment "I love you too" lol
@@freddiejones6253 word 💀 my mum only bothered to look at me about 6 times a day throughout childhood let alone using her deteriorating muscles to move her whole mf head whenever i spoke
22:04
*musical theatre kids start bursting out into song*
everyone: "wait what's going on..."
Chewbacca's been looking real rough since Han died
NO AKDLFLAJFLS 💀💀💀
I CAN’T
oop-🧍🏾♀️
omg i choked xD
I’m the one thousandth like elemayo
It’s funny how drew is going to make more money off this movie than the company that produced it
Oh my gosh so true
@AriBon PR Hardrock Nick... I mean..what? sorry, I forgot we don't talk about that..
How can I retweet this comment
Holy shit how much money do you think he makes per video
no he means profit meaning money made - losses
“Big Bruce”
“Why do you think they call him that?”
Me internally: Because he wears size 13 nikes. Men’s size 13 nikes.
tall girl reference?
Underrated
beat that
You think your life is hard?
Aha
11:38 the proportions on his costume make me uncomfortable, no human sized huggable teddy bear character should have feet bigger than his head and a body proportioned so it tapers upward like a triangle. Everything about Gooby makes me want to get away from him.
Danny: "I feel like we're gonna be seeing a lot more of those!"
*_we don't_*
Such a tiny thing had me CACKLING
Love how the "read more" on your comment has absolutely no purpose
conspiracy theory just like this movie
The music makes it even better.
Danny: **doesn't do his hair**
*instantly looks 10 years younger*
cudder dolan 10 years younger than 10?
Bold of you to assume he didn’t already look ten years younger
I mean he already looks 15 so now he’s... 5. Honestly sounds about right
Im shaking and crying
yes we love a dolan stan!!!
The whole movie looks and smells like stale mustard
yeah... 😔
I think it's the ketchup precum, but make it dusty
This Life Of Me Tasty
@@Acquaintance6336 oh my fucking god i-
I made it 666 likes 😈
I remember watching this video during the middle of the pandemic and realizing I was gay. Not because of like, Gooby or anything. It's just a core memory attached to this video lmfao.
did you watch the video like, around the same time as this self-realization, or was it mid-video that you realized?
please elaborate?
also known as gooby emotionally abusing and manipulating a 10 year old child and being a menace to society for 90 minutes asmr
*A S M R*
sir how the HELL is it asmr
i wake up and boom im a rat you can’t tell how relaxing it is
@@BlazeOGlory25 fair have a gooby day
i wake up and boom im a rat thanks so much sir you too
Of course the voice of Gooby is fucking Hagrid.
“You’re a Gooby, Harry.”
"I'm a what??"
Waffle Cakes also trying to decide if it would’ve been better as, “You’re a wizard, Gooby” but then it kinda...confuses things? Lol
@@Cheyne_TetraMFG It does kinda confuse things. I find it really funny as is!
A gooby. Idk why that’s so funny
"You're a gooby, Harry"
"You're a hairy gooby"
(Based on a hp meme)
This video emanates the energy of a bored older child forcing the middle child to watch a crappy movie with him while the confused younger child watches over their shoulder and becomes severely traumatized
Wait who is who then
and can't stop picking his gorram nose
as somebody who has had that happen several times (one of which was the room starring internet darling tommy wiseau) it very much gives off that energy
gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens
I love how one of the triplets makes a joke and the other two just join in and start laughing together
And they try to complete each other’s jokes 😂
“The first night we shared together...”
Thanks I hate this movie.
chocolade vlokken
n o n c e
Gross
I bet Will is uncomfortable when gooby said that lol
“I like being your dad.”
Whatever he says is just disgusting. Like ew
Why do I imagine Gooby smelling like 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑜𝑛
That font you used smells like sweaty bacon 😂
Austin Moon your mother has a scent of bacon that has sweat
Isnt bacon always sweaty
I think he smells like ｓｗｅａｔｙ ｏｌｄ ｐｏｐｃｏｒｎ
E I am dead 💀
8:51im riding my bike looking left and right AND NOT FORWARD
“I like being your dad” gave me such a visceral reaction that I made a horrified sound of despair in public
WHY WAS THAT A LINE
The most uncomfortable thing ever because he didn’t even become a dad figure in the end, he just moved on
Ursie Minor just like mine
@@hanniballz. 💀💀💀
What the- this bear trying to get laid
This was shot at my elementary school. The classroom they used was my old classroom. The last day before summer they asked my class to move our desk and put the text books in a certain order. The director came in a talk about the movie. When it came out the whole school (only 200 kids) sat in the gym and watched the movie. We all found it creepy LOL
So that's how they made the 3k
Wow lol
That's pretty cool
Somebody who’s life has been permanently effected by gooby
You are a legend
the way he says "I like being your dad" genuinely makes me wanna vomit
And the way he looks at him too ewwwww 🤮
I swear to god. Gooby is just a homeless guy in a bear suit that goes from kid to kid just to find a place to stay
Imagine being in the hotel room next door and hearing a muffled “get up gooby! get up gooby! get up gooby!”
That would make me burst out laughing ngl
i would break out in a cold sweat
I would so so horrified-
I would go to that hotel room and join'em
get up gooby get up gooby get up gooby ahhhh
why does danny ACTUALLY LOOK 14 HERE
i cant decide if he looks more like paul zimmer or nash grier’s younger brother
I think it’s the hair and shirt
this man is married too and he looks 14
I think it's cuz of the hair
But he always looks 14...
Finding out that the kid won an award for his performance in this was a new emotion
what?
Well, he’s definitely not the worst actor in this movie.
I mean, he was able to pretend like he and gooby were friends, that’s not something anyone can pull off
it was pride
I mean well he wasn’t bad plus he’s one of the main character in my babysitters a vampire
Gooby looks like he smells like cigarette smoke and feels like a matted sheep
you can tell their personality by the shirts they're wearing
Lmao true
Danny’s shirt describes him a soft boy but is sarcastic sometimes
Drew’s shirt describes him a sarcastic boy but actually is
Kurtis’s describes him a rebel boy but is a soft boy
That how I think about and it’s probably unaccurate
.
.-.
._.
These three men have such immaculately harmonious vibes. If they fused, they'd make a John Mulaney.
If you added the three of them together and then divided by two you’d have john mulaney and bo burnham
Drew is already like a diet John Mulaney, I don’t think combining them would make him
@@pirsickle your mind- wow 🤩
combine them with John Mulaney and you get a Dandrekurohn
They was raised 👏 R I G H T 👏
THEORY: Gooby could actually be big Bruce’s uncle in a bear costume. He may have had it hanging in his closet while he still lived with Bruce’s family (therefore explaining why Bruce recognized it,) but after getting kicked out, Bruce’s uncle must hide his identity to avoid arrest and prosecution for stalking, child endangerment, and possible pedophilia. Now, he is simply a deranged homeless man who uses his bear fursona to manipulate kids into feeding and housing him, as well as allowing themselves to be susceptible to his abuse and endangerment tactics. Gooby was hostile to Bruce because it’s Bruce’s fault that Gooby is now on the run from the law.
Edit: I forgot to mention that some kids who suffer from abuse/trauma can turn to violence as a coping mechanism when no means of emotional support are available. This explains Bruce’s violent tendencies.
But how was he able to make different faces
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
i cant tell if this is a joke or not.... but i love it
“Fursona”
I appreciate you. 👍🏼
@@kingofdemons948 CGI duh
my favorite robbie coltrane moment was when he said “it’s gooby time” and goobed all over the place
what a guy
im gonna goob 😫