Baby Geniuses: A Horror Film In Disguise

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2019
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    IT'S SPOOKY TIME! To celebrate Hallloween, I wanted to take a look at a scary movie that wasn't intended to be scary: Baby Geniuses. I loved this movie when I was a kid, but watching it now, I am genuinely terrified. Come along and find out why Baby Geniuses is really a horror movie.
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @samb3209
    @samb3209 4 года назад +1806

    Baby Geniuses walked so Cats (2019) could run

  • @mrgibbets34
    @mrgibbets34 4 года назад +19728

    Anyone named Sylvester wasn’t born, they’ve just always been 35

    • @brookeaudrea3615
      @brookeaudrea3615 4 года назад +391

      The Sock this is the funniest comment i’ve seen in the past week

    • @misskaydawkins
      @misskaydawkins 4 года назад +166

      And my uncle

    • @emocaprison2814
      @emocaprison2814 4 года назад +117

      Nah it only chipmunks bro

    • @roriguthrie6824
      @roriguthrie6824 4 года назад +93

      What chipmunk is named Sylvester

    • @emocaprison2814
      @emocaprison2814 4 года назад +154

      @@roriguthrie6824 Sylvester from Alvin and the Chipmunks bro😔🤚

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 года назад +2850

    I love the idea of a plumber genuinely asking a 2 year old to hand him a wrench and expecting them to do it

    • @patrickd.397
      @patrickd.397 Год назад +90

      It would be more realistic if the baby just didn’t give him the wrench at all instead of obliterating his nads

    • @emic2590
      @emic2590 Год назад +38

      @@patrickd.397 cause the all movie is about being realistic af right

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 4 месяца назад +6

      that's my favourite bit. I ask my cat to pass me things all the time and then get mock offended when he just meows at me instead and stares at me with his big stupid eyes

  • @grimble4564
    @grimble4564 Год назад +961

    Honestly seeing Dickie dressed like a Gen Z twitch streamer from 2022 in a movie from 1999 is like witnessing someone deliver a prophecy

    • @starnathanstar
      @starnathanstar 8 месяцев назад +77

      He genuinely looks so good with the fit and his hair

    • @lucidfantasies2732
      @lucidfantasies2732 8 месяцев назад +8

      I was asked for feedback on this comment 🔥

    • @MoonMoonTM
      @MoonMoonTM 7 месяцев назад +11

      That's how fashion works. It goes out of style and then comes back. Lmfao

    • @crowsandghosts
      @crowsandghosts 4 месяца назад +6

      Dickie showed up on screen and I almost choked, I need his fit

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 2 месяца назад +1

      Clearly he's the secret of the universe. We thankfully don't need any baby geniuses to figure that out.

  • @crystalbugboy
    @crystalbugboy 3 года назад +4047

    I still don’t understand, they are literally babies, they are small af, I don’t care how smart they are. Overpower them.

    • @brinetbirdy1765
      @brinetbirdy1765 3 года назад +179

      But they can do karate 🙃

    • @nohonor6271
      @nohonor6271 3 года назад +398

      All you have to do is grab them and punt them 🦶🏈 same thing with chucky

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 3 года назад +113

      Oh boy I love kicking babies to train for the AFL.

    • @damgedroses
      @damgedroses 3 года назад +75

      Deadass just elbow kick them

    • @joyjoyjoy1740
      @joyjoyjoy1740 3 года назад +8

      The gowon pfp, glad to find an orbit here👽

  • @Olivia-ek9ib
    @Olivia-ek9ib 4 года назад +3186

    Why is no one talking about the fact that the mom's name is "Robbin Bobbins"?

    • @jackieh.1599
      @jackieh.1599 4 года назад +66

      THANK YOU

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 года назад +59

      i'm stealing bobby pins

    • @moodyhumor
      @moodyhumor 4 года назад +2

      Inbedded Lmao I’m dead

    • @kul444sum
      @kul444sum 4 года назад +22

      At least it isn't Robbin dabank

    • @lavender_milk312
      @lavender_milk312 4 года назад +3

      Robbin robbing babys HAHAHAHAhahahha....
      I'm going to hell bye

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 года назад +3341

    I like how they just refer to "the secrets of the universe" as if that means literally anything

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 Год назад +91

      it's some real hitchhikers guide shit fr

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +118

      obviously the babies know its 42

    • @leme9909
      @leme9909 Год назад +77

      @@Random-sk6hm kissing you passionately

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 7 месяцев назад +12

      so at one point that means I knew the secrets of life, the universe and everything, pretty neat if you ask me!.

    • @Lincfish10894TS
      @Lincfish10894TS 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@foxpro3002everything I knew, now sealed away in the abyss of my mind.

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 2 года назад +1863

    That whole baby named Sylvester conversation took me down a mental path that ended with me trying to picture Sylvester Stallone as a baby. I blame you for that trauma Kurtis.

    • @Shrekrules471
      @Shrekrules471 Год назад +26

      I can imagine him fighting Ivan Drago in a daycare.

    • @FriedEgg69
      @FriedEgg69 Год назад +10

      Sylvester stallone :)

    • @lucky458
      @lucky458 11 месяцев назад +13

      I thought it was the cat from looney tunes 💀

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 2 месяца назад

      Same exact thing happened to me 😂

    • @wishtopublish
      @wishtopublish 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Shrekrules471۱

  • @Mirala0618
    @Mirala0618 4 года назад +2882

    According to a 1997 NY Times article
    “The most difficult bits of action are performed by a 15-year-old midget stunt double and an 8-year-old star gymnast who put on latex baby-face masks when the script calls for leaping and jumping.”
    Yikes 😬

    • @AwkwardBlackGal613
      @AwkwardBlackGal613 4 года назад +131

      Did they really use the m word?

    • @Mirala0618
      @Mirala0618 4 года назад +185

      AwkwardBlackGal Yes; it is a direct quote. I personally do not support the use of that term.

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +146

      AwkwardBlackGal It’s probably because it was from 1997, people would say that kind of stuff without even thinking. :/

    • @ironicallyxiconic
      @ironicallyxiconic 4 года назад +18

      The hands looked like little people hands, too

    • @folklore_of_beth
      @folklore_of_beth 4 года назад +12

      But this came out in 1999?? Lol

  • @tintinabello
    @tintinabello 4 года назад +744

    Baby Geniuses walked so Cats (2019) could run.

    • @papiliona3533
      @papiliona3533 4 года назад +5

      Oh well I never was there ever a baby so clever as magical Mr Sylvester(lees?)
      _Also cats had good choreography change my mind_

    • @gerenuk8245
      @gerenuk8245 4 года назад

      Valentina Abello lmao

    • @navleensidhu6134
      @navleensidhu6134 4 года назад

      alive trueee

    • @ivybrowning9830
      @ivybrowning9830 4 года назад +3

      SHE FUCKING STRUTTED THAT RUNWAY MAMA

    • @wt6241
      @wt6241 4 года назад

      Run on that cat walk
      Pun intended

  • @teddytoucan6276
    @teddytoucan6276 Год назад +1024

    Every time kurtis makes a “______er? I hardly know her!” joke I get a smile that cannot be replicated in any other circumstance

    • @theradioestofbois
      @theradioestofbois Год назад +16

      A Kurtis grin?
      A Kurt-in?

    • @charlesthewendigo2494
      @charlesthewendigo2494 Год назад

      Nice pfp

    • @ner7811
      @ner7811 Год назад

      @@dincjfs seeing as you're not saying it, you are incredibly obtuse and moronic for even thinking to comment this.

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 Год назад +21

      I hardly know her? I hardly know her! I hardly know her? I hardly know her!

    • @pipersmith2338
      @pipersmith2338 Месяц назад +1

      My name is Piper
      This is my life. XD

  • @pap-fr
    @pap-fr Год назад +145

    "i dont steal babies from jungle gyms" same energy as "i dont have feelings for Christi North"

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok 4 года назад +4129

    Kurtis: The movie’s almost over
    Movie: **continues to not be over**

    • @Jasmadisen
      @Jasmadisen 4 года назад +3

      Honey Lemon aha

    • @gerenuk8245
      @gerenuk8245 4 года назад +1

      Honey Lemon he said almost over not completely over lol

    • @hanyan2012
      @hanyan2012 4 года назад +5

      Kurtis why do u kinda remind me of young and more handsome Steve Buscemi lol. also we’re from the same city:)

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 года назад +3799

    the name 'Baby Bunting' sounds like a felony if I'm being honest-

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 года назад +58

      What do you think the crime would be

    • @phifuru
      @phifuru 3 года назад +134

      @@gorbsupreme7555 what do you think I think the crime would be

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 года назад +151

      @@phifuru mass baby beatings

    • @raiyanfarhan7502
      @raiyanfarhan7502 3 года назад +97

      Bunting means pregnant (for animals) in my country

    • @miwitistic
      @miwitistic 3 года назад +74

      🅱️aby 🅱️unting

  • @Owlways-sleepy
    @Owlways-sleepy Год назад +327

    The weird sexualization of babies in this movie is revolting like wtf 🤢

  • @jossypoo
    @jossypoo Год назад +368

    Favorite fact about this film is that the twins were played by triplets.
    I always thought that was so weird.
    Normally twin babies for a single character, so naturally two-baby must be THREE-baby!

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Год назад +62

      It's probably for work related laws. Like kids can't work as many hours as adults so if they have twins/triplets they can swap them out when one is tired

  • @bunniebabiey7568
    @bunniebabiey7568 4 года назад +1812

    So um, everyone who watched this basically just went on a movie date with Kurtis and the whole movie, he just talked.

    • @buggybin
      @buggybin 4 года назад +187

      BLEEDING SOUL and I was on my phone the whole time, at least we both have terrible movie etiquette together😌

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 года назад +74

      and the other viewers weren't constantly telling us to shut tf up, best date ever.

    • @user-xd5pp2ts8p
      @user-xd5pp2ts8p 4 года назад +76

      Imagine: You’re watching a shitty movie with Kurtis and he’s talking into a camera the whole time while you’re checking your brand endorsements on Instagram. Neither of you speak to each other for the next 3 hours.

    • @everclearevelyn4999
      @everclearevelyn4999 4 года назад +5

      He only talked that much because he's baby

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 года назад +2

      I fucking wish I could go on a movie date with Kurt's. That's all I want.

  • @artnerd3727
    @artnerd3727 4 года назад +5801

    "you can feel your brain rotting as you watch this"
    kurtis: "i used to watch this everyday"
    makes sense

  • @summersavala6412
    @summersavala6412 2 года назад +421

    can i just say during the whole nasty baby “call me” scene...... the baby in the stroller has a cigar in her hand??????? 17:41

    • @keaghanaman2584
      @keaghanaman2584 Год назад +78

      the cigar is the least troubling part of this scene tbh

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@keaghanaman2584true it’s just the common association of a person with a cigar, while in the bed with their love…..

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 5 месяцев назад +19

      ​​@@keaghanaman2584not really when you consider adults made this and cigarettes after sex used to be a very common thing show in media everywhere and even mentioned in song lyrics. why else would she not have one then randomly it appears after the clothing change?

    • @hellbound2012
      @hellbound2012 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, you can say it

  • @jackiedaytona2200
    @jackiedaytona2200 Год назад +161

    Hearing someone menacingly say, "Dance! We're gonna put a baby head on you," is just THE funniest thing.

  • @arbuckle6103
    @arbuckle6103 4 года назад +3818

    “Mom, can we get The Rugrats Movie?”
    “No, we have The Rugrats Movie at home.”
    *The Rugrats Movie at home:*

  • @lakenj
    @lakenj 4 года назад +5270

    Jesus Christ I can’t believe I watched this as a child and was like “oh yeah this is good”

    • @idc2498
      @idc2498 4 года назад +17

      Saaamme -_-

    • @coras7615
      @coras7615 4 года назад +81

      it was my *favourite fucking movie* hoooooooowww

    • @yogarcia6066
      @yogarcia6066 4 года назад +5

      Yeees same

    • @mrgibbets34
      @mrgibbets34 4 года назад +58

      Y’know what’s even more confusing? That’s what the filmmakers also thought when making this movie.

    • @peanutbutter6194
      @peanutbutter6194 4 года назад +42

      DUDE I KNOOOOW, as a kid i used to go like "this right here, this my shit"

  • @Knirrax
    @Knirrax Год назад +230

    There are real people who beleive in the "babies hold universal knowledge that they forget by the time they grow older" thing... I see it on tiktok all the time

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Год назад +27

      Kids next door did it better

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 Год назад +3

      I blame this movie

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 Год назад +3

      At least that's a pretty harmless conspiracy theory to believe in

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +15

      Because they literally do? Stop being fooled by Big Formula

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 Год назад +7

      TikTok is a mistake

  • @dimensionalremi
    @dimensionalremi Год назад +67

    i'm an english as a second language teacher and had to study a LOT of language acquisition science in school, and this movie was SO CLOSE to actually talking about something real! fun fact, babies actually have a truly insane capability for language and actively lose that capability as they age. a newborn can distinguish between more sounds than any adult on the planet, but by around 11 months will lose that ability and stop making those distinctions (i.e. a baby whose family speaks arabic as a native language would stop being able to distinguish between "p" and "b"). there is so, SO much more to talk about when it comes to children and their innate language skills (shoutout to my guy noam chomsky father of modern linguistic theory) and yet this movie just made shit up!!

  • @milo1728
    @milo1728 4 года назад +6519

    “slyvester and his wrinkly little hands” sounds like the name of a bad autobiography

    • @mirahartley6556
      @mirahartley6556 4 года назад +161

      or a punk band

    • @Lex-loves-blueberries
      @Lex-loves-blueberries 4 года назад +5

      Juan Cortez Muro dude literally stop

    • @Livingdeadgrl1967
      @Livingdeadgrl1967 4 года назад +25

      I thought it was more of a shitty rock band but this is ×10 better

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 4 года назад +14

      The story of the man who animated sylvester the cat

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 года назад +12

      @@mirahartley6556 god now i want to start a punk band with this name that sounds fucking sick

  • @emmahansen7005
    @emmahansen7005 4 года назад +3135

    Kurtis: Sylvester is an ugly baby name
    Sylvester Stallone: *cries*

    • @yeddiiie
      @yeddiiie 4 года назад +74

      Lol, that's who I thought of too, but it turns out that his actual first name is really Michael. Full name = Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone.

    • @nathanforester5993
      @nathanforester5993 4 года назад +52

      Somewhere...Sylvester the cat is crying.

    • @mekishik0
      @mekishik0 4 года назад +56

      sylvester stallone is exempt from this because he was born a full-grown man. the more you know

    • @mannemarco333
      @mannemarco333 4 года назад +4

      He said a baby name, not a god name.

    • @JayeMusicc
      @JayeMusicc 4 года назад +10

      Baby Bunting ruined my life

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper 2 года назад +118

    Imagine it ended with "based off a true story"

    • @alanasworld1904
      @alanasworld1904 Год назад +8

      Oh god that would be alarming

    • @janhavinoronha
      @janhavinoronha Год назад +7

      i would've been terrified to know that a baby named "sylvester" exists in the world,

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 8 месяцев назад

      I mean the Baby Bunting animatronic is probably locked in a warehouse somewhere so

  • @edmortis
    @edmortis 2 года назад +55

    in this film's defense, the cgi didnt look nearly as bad on an 8-inch crt tv from 5 feet away

  • @sophiaboyce3383
    @sophiaboyce3383 4 года назад +2479

    Kids named after their one trait like “Sly”, “Wit”, “Kurtis Conner Fan”

    • @Everythinfwhreitfalld
      @Everythinfwhreitfalld 4 года назад +55

      This is objectively the best comment on this video

    • @sophiaboyce3383
      @sophiaboyce3383 4 года назад +14

      Sam Imlay you have made me smile and my day was not going well Thankyou 😭🙈❤️

    • @Everythinfwhreitfalld
      @Everythinfwhreitfalld 4 года назад +10

      Sophia Boyce of course!! I hope your day gets better :)))

    • @elise3586
      @elise3586 4 года назад +12

      Sophia Boyce HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 4 года назад +9

      People are SLEEPING on this comment lmaoo

  • @lilbatbtch
    @lilbatbtch 4 года назад +2393

    Everyone who disliked this video is named Sylvester

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Год назад +46

    This movie is the epitome of “ My kid said this, and then everyone started clapping. He’s only 2 by the way.”

  • @NobleHam
    @NobleHam 2 года назад +351

    So, I'm just gonna say, if babies DO know the secrets of the universe, and when they turn 2 they forget everything, it is 100% justified and moral to hold them in a lab and experiment on them to get that information. They'll just forget when they're older anyway.

    • @King-of-Corvids
      @King-of-Corvids Год назад +49

      As long as you don't hurt the kids that's fine tbh

    • @lua-dh3jn
      @lua-dh3jn 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@King-of-Corvids i mean even if u hurt them they will forget so it’s alright

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 11 месяцев назад +44

      I think hurting a baby makes you a bad person whether or not they remember it 💀

    • @carameldotzip
      @carameldotzip 9 месяцев назад +6

      but like everyone on earth dies and afterwards they can’t remember their life so i feel like that’s not the best metric of meaningful emotion

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 4 месяца назад +5

      Bruh trauma made me forget half of the abuse I experienced as a child, but that does not at all make it okay.

  • @itsbella8066
    @itsbella8066 4 года назад +10068

    my mom showed me this movie when i was six and the babies freaked me out so much i refused to be near my 3-year-old brother for like three weeks

    • @edna5764
      @edna5764 3 года назад +542

      AW why do i find this cute,😭 thats the most normal reaction honestly

    • @neeco6922
      @neeco6922 3 года назад +71

      DONT BREAK THE 99 LIKES!!

    • @jeaniciasparkles
      @jeaniciasparkles 3 года назад +103

      Idk why but I found this hilarious and kinda hope this happens to my future children 😂😅

    • @uhm9469
      @uhm9469 3 года назад +265

      @@jeaniciasparkles ah yes, trauma ☺️💕 who wouldn't wish that on young children

    • @carolinebilletdoux3091
      @carolinebilletdoux3091 3 года назад +211

      Ur brother was probably like "👁👄👁 tf i do fam?"

  • @jacob5316
    @jacob5316 4 года назад +2387

    Baby geniuses copy-pasted laugh: *exists*
    Neil Breen explosion sound effect: finally a worthy opponent

    • @shannybabes96
      @shannybabes96 4 года назад +50

      And that Wilhelm scream XD

    • @Polikaize
      @Polikaize 4 года назад +72

      HEY! Wilhelm scream is the king of kings in the realm of overused sound effects! no one can ever dream of opposing it

    • @athenab5828
      @athenab5828 4 года назад

      C RY I N G

    • @philia___
      @philia___ 4 года назад

      LMFAO HSGFWTYYWGDU

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 2 года назад +8

      Please don’t start doing research into the sound sample collection used for foley because it will ruin every movie.
      Red tailed hawk, Doppler truck horn, three screech airplane tire landing, owl sounds, cat and dog sounds, diddy laugh et cetera et cetera.

  • @jessepilled
    @jessepilled 2 года назад +90

    Dickie really predicted the fashion trends of today

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 Год назад +41

    Props to the casting director for putting Kathleen Turner and Kim Kattral in roles where they're related. I always get them mixed up in my head

  • @kesiasegar5786
    @kesiasegar5786 4 года назад +2131

    The baby laugh sounds like the one you'd hear on an old Nokia phone

    • @littlelife101
      @littlelife101 4 года назад +55

      I REMEMBER THAT OH MY FUCKIN GOD, IT'S CALLED "CACKLE"

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 года назад +8

      Omg is that the same one that Jenna and Julien talked about on one of their 'bad apps' videos??

    • @alp.1890
      @alp.1890 4 года назад +2

      My grandma still has a nokia phone 😂

    • @ashleewhittlesey7874
      @ashleewhittlesey7874 4 года назад +1

      Oooooo

  • @metanoia3438
    @metanoia3438 4 года назад +1653

    “That’s such a dumb way to end something. Just show the things we saw but slower and with an emotional soundtrack”
    Wait till he watches Twilight

    • @littleloohoo1678
      @littleloohoo1678 4 года назад +6

      Daisy Doodie please

    • @ligokleftis
      @ligokleftis 4 года назад +31

      STOP twilight is justified

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 4 года назад +3

      @@ligokleftis twilight is shit

    • @sxiyuh
      @sxiyuh 3 года назад +2

      @@ligokleftis twilight is sooo bad

    • @laniedeedee
      @laniedeedee 3 года назад

      Rbotron but in a good way 😔✊🏻

  • @originaluseername
    @originaluseername 2 года назад +35

    genuinely did NOT expect to hear the word “ass” in baby geniuses. weird.

  • @Hanluna31200
    @Hanluna31200 2 года назад +7

    The baby dancing is an actor called Josh Ryan Evans who also played child grinch in The Grinch, but sadly died

    • @mimisezlol
      @mimisezlol 17 дней назад

      This is so sad. He'd be 42 if he were alive today

  • @Mitreme
    @Mitreme 4 года назад +14764

    everytime kurtis says “dude”, an angel gets its wings

    • @littlelife101
      @littlelife101 4 года назад +143

      👼🏽🦋👼🏽

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 4 года назад +47

      Dhwani Tripathi oh hell no

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 года назад +33

      I'm a baby

    • @toulousesho
      @toulousesho 4 года назад +12

      Facts

    • @drawacircle323
      @drawacircle323 4 года назад +131

      And every time the copy-paste baby sound effect is used a devil gets its horns ^^

  • @taraaarat
    @taraaarat 4 года назад +2103

    Kurtis looking at every single scene: no this is my least favorite

  • @PacoChamp96
    @PacoChamp96 Год назад +40

    I remember having this movie on cassette but in Spanish and it’s just as memorable and terrifying as the English one

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora Год назад +6

    17:42 Uhhhh is no one gonna talk about the fact that that child is holding a cigar???

  • @mushtoomz4725
    @mushtoomz4725 3 года назад +881

    dicky was waaayyy before his time and none of us even realized

    • @dorenjackson1166
      @dorenjackson1166 3 года назад +27

      & I never knew Dicky was played by the same actor/main character from “paper brigade”

    • @palekingshusband
      @palekingshusband 2 года назад +15

      nice ranboo pfp :D

    • @devindalton4688
      @devindalton4688 2 года назад +9

      It's literally the exact same concept as the character Klinger from the show M.A.S.H.

    • @jaheyrissa
      @jaheyrissa 2 года назад +10

      Nice pfp

    • @mushtoomz4725
      @mushtoomz4725 2 года назад +13

      @@palekingshusband thank you :0 I drew it

  • @ellag.3082
    @ellag.3082 4 года назад +1313

    why does this movie smell like unscented lotion

    • @soup3584
      @soup3584 4 года назад +18

      nah it’s one of those “unscented” lotions

    • @callmedisappointment7374
      @callmedisappointment7374 3 года назад +6

      then it doesn't smell like anything... oh wait

    • @ociel3546
      @ociel3546 3 года назад +5

      Its that type of bad lotion that you beat your smeatto but then your smeat hurts

  • @ghosttubbs_6367
    @ghosttubbs_6367 2 года назад +28

    The scene of Slyvester dancing while trying on clothes should not not have made laugh that hard 💀💀

  • @kasibelle
    @kasibelle 2 года назад +32

    As a child this was also one of my favorite movies (it was released shortly after I was born, funny enough), and I can't believe how my parents didn't turn off this absolutely horrifying movie. Thank you for the recap, dear lord have mercy. 😅

  • @az4154
    @az4154 4 года назад +3361

    baby talk majors be like: I got a shit due this friday

    • @averybalderas3479
      @averybalderas3479 4 года назад +22

      azeria シ this is the funniest thing i’ve read today

    • @menah327
      @menah327 4 года назад +13

      this comment is very underrated

    • @aamirahwilson7444
      @aamirahwilson7444 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @blackpinksmum6114
      @blackpinksmum6114 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/-aVxN1_z3UQ/видео.html

    • @reggiemorel4554
      @reggiemorel4554 4 года назад +9

      Or literally mean "I got a ton of shit to turn in"

  • @tsuki_avocado
    @tsuki_avocado 4 года назад +1916

    Why is no one talking about the "undress" scene, like-
    - Take off your clothes.
    - At least you could take me to dinner first~
    Me: *proyectile vomits*

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 4 года назад +358

      Baby: **holding a cigar, completely naked** call me
      Me: *gags with the force of a thousand suns*

    • @Glamwraith66
      @Glamwraith66 4 года назад +122

      Yeah that made me feel sooooo uncomfortable

    • @tsuki_avocado
      @tsuki_avocado 4 года назад +62

      @@isaacisis5876 That was probably the worst part, no doubt

    • @crazygur1y
      @crazygur1y 4 года назад +185

      @@isaacisis5876 Who was the creepy adult that thought writing that scene into the movie was a good idea

    • @billylewis3567
      @billylewis3567 4 года назад +29

      @@crazygur1y oh FUCK i didnt think of that holy shit

  • @sarahcampbell2604
    @sarahcampbell2604 4 месяца назад +5

    I noticed the cgi mouths for the babies taking when I was a kid too. In my kid brain, I figured the mouth movements were what we see and the movie translated the incoherent babbling that babies actually make into discernible dialogue. I still like this logic ☺️

  • @persistentgaze
    @persistentgaze Год назад +22

    Christopher Lloyd is among a whole host of shocking casting: Dom Deluise, Kathleen Turner, Kim Cattrall-good god, dark times.

  • @oliverwitte996
    @oliverwitte996 3 года назад +2923

    CUNEIFORM ISN'T A LANGUAGE! This hurt me so much, you can't "speak" cuneiform, it's the earliest form of writing and is essentially just complicated tally marks, you can't even really READ it, you're just like "oh these shapes mean there are 17 sheep in that flock" THAT'S the extent of what this system of writing can convey.

    • @wild.impala
      @wild.impala 3 года назад +175

      I cringed so hard at that as well.
      It took me a few minutes to move on from that tbh.

    • @birb106
      @birb106 3 года назад +119

      They had no clue what they were doing

    • @neon2875
      @neon2875 3 года назад +120

      I like to think they're implying the babies are speaking fluent Akkadian. Hate that that would be more realistic.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 3 года назад +26

      Babies invented cunyform confirmed

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 года назад +28

      EXACTLY! My brother is leaving about the Sumerian civilization and I overheard his class talking about cuneiform and not once did it say you can speak it because you can’t speak it

  • @PrincessButtermilk-de4qu
    @PrincessButtermilk-de4qu 3 года назад +2988

    Babies named Sylvester after your apology: “it’s okay man!”
    Babies named Chunky and Limpo after your apology to babies named Sylvester: “where’s my apology 👁 👄 👁 “

    • @coal1818
      @coal1818 3 года назад +392

      Im sorry but babies name chunky and limpo only really deserve apologies from their parents

    • @CoveHoldenReal.
      @CoveHoldenReal. 3 года назад +32

      @@coal1818I see a danganronpa pfp hello cultured person lol

    • @coal1818
      @coal1818 3 года назад +19

      @@CoveHoldenReal. hello 😌😌😌😌

    • @brooke7125
      @brooke7125 3 года назад +10

      They don’t deserve apology’s

    • @EverEgg
      @EverEgg 3 года назад +3

      @@CoveHoldenReal. pfp

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 Год назад +8

    Bunting is an old-fashioned way of clothing babies, and Baby Bunting is an old lullaby I used to play on a tape for my daughter. She’s now grown, and I’m so glad I never got this movie for her when she was little. I just couldn’t see myself sitting through it.

  • @Demonetization_Symbol
    @Demonetization_Symbol Год назад +15

    For me, the hypnosis scenes were the most unsettling. I wouldn't want anyone to be able to control my mind like in this movie.

  • @ryoki_PH
    @ryoki_PH 4 года назад +2607

    "I don't steal babies from jungle gyms!"
    hmm that sounds like something someone who steals babies from jungle gyms would say

  • @wolfandraven891
    @wolfandraven891 4 года назад +6318

    Anyone gonna talk about the fact that babies asking to take off each other's clothes and saying "call me" is creepy asf?

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 4 года назад +509

      Wolf and Raven I mean he did but we can again because ew

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 года назад +871

      Adults are always doing that too, it creeps me out. Like if two babies are playing and happen to be boy and girl and someone says "aww look, they're like boyfriend and girlfriend" like ew what's wrong with you?! Why are you thinking of your baby like that? It's ingrained into our culture too, in movies like this among other things.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +291

      Ikr who the fuck though this was okay

    • @ilianakaterina5719
      @ilianakaterina5719 4 года назад +311

      also why does one of the babies freakin have a cigar

    • @kharie3694
      @kharie3694 4 года назад +283

      Tim Frey or when someone has a baby boy and people say ‘oh he’s going to be with all the girls’ EW?!??! THATS GROSS?!?!? 🤢 DONT SAY THAT ABOUT A _CHILD_

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 2 года назад +17

    For anyone curious, the song that plays at the end of the movie is called ‘The Fairies’ by Ramin. The lyrics don’t make a whole lotta sense, especially in the context of the movie, but it’s a nice song 👍🏻

  • @liv6285
    @liv6285 2 года назад +15

    i watched this movie so many times as a child i have the entire thing completely memorized. fun fact, the song at the end (during the montage) is sung by the country singer randy travis who has a small role playing one of the guys controlling baby bunting from the control tower. also the triplets who played sly and whit are from my island (vancouver island) and they became pretty successful hockey players in their youth

  • @bizzylizzy2214
    @bizzylizzy2214 4 года назад +9517

    So is anyone gonna tell him that there is a sequel

    • @katz7632
      @katz7632 4 года назад +544

      Bizzy Lizzy there’s a wHAT-

    • @dalianstopjones3767
      @dalianstopjones3767 4 года назад +236

      @@katz7632 Its even worse

    • @Emm1698
      @Emm1698 4 года назад +312

      I didn’t know there was a first baby genius until Kurtis talked bout it. I had only ever seen Superbabies 😂

    • @annamartin9840
      @annamartin9840 4 года назад +77

      Bizzy Lizzy thats against the laws of the universe

    • @graceypoje5709
      @graceypoje5709 4 года назад +12

      Righttt

  • @brookb6488
    @brookb6488 3 года назад +4701

    11:30 Did the movie really say that babies speak cuneiform? Cuneiform is a script that was used to write down languages and not its own language. That is like saying men have the ability to speak comic sans.

  • @Salmon_manv2-su3di
    @Salmon_manv2-su3di 9 месяцев назад +8

    Every time that Kurtis uses a meme sound effect, he uses it really well and I always crack a smile whenever he uses one.

  • @James_McDonald
    @James_McDonald Год назад +13

    Fun Fact: the director of this movie (Baby Geniuses) also directed the best Christmas movie of all time, A Christmas Story.

    • @aleezafrhh
      @aleezafrhh 8 месяцев назад +3

      Bob clark also directed black christmas(1974) one of the best christmas horror movies ever

    • @James_McDonald
      @James_McDonald 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@aleezafrhh I heard about that movie but never had the time to watch it, but I will watch it when December comes.

    • @aleezafrhh
      @aleezafrhh 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@James_McDonald def should its a great movie one of my favorites

  • @jamezizlamez
    @jamezizlamez 4 года назад +1130

    "It's kind of a horror movie because it has talking babies.."
    Boy wait til' this dude hears about the movie Boss Baby

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 4 года назад +82

      Jamison Mejia-Sarate
      Boss baby is art compared to this. At least it’s cgi is good

    • @sqeak6317
      @sqeak6317 4 года назад +47

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 its entirely animated i would hope it would be good or i would be very upset

    • @Leo-pu8co
      @Leo-pu8co 3 года назад +19

      At least it’s animated and it’s not real baby’s

    • @cammartin9386
      @cammartin9386 3 года назад +2

      Cora Swan was last

    • @sashkalembowitz203
      @sashkalembowitz203 3 года назад +4

      Watching the boss baby series on netflix is honestly my down time and it is HILARIOUS

  • @rysescups
    @rysescups 4 года назад +1782

    it's cute how Kurtis wanted to let us know that his shirt says, "i'm baby"
    and it's cute cause we know that he's baby

  • @maitsuf921
    @maitsuf921 Год назад +10

    Okay but Dickie-boy’s outfits are pretty cool imo

  • @dfox6222
    @dfox6222 Год назад +12

    No joke, at 15:40, I legitimately thought she was saying “I’m just gonna cloak the gays’ record dress”

    • @sharkocat2402
      @sharkocat2402 4 месяца назад +1

      According to the captions, yes

  • @leewhite4955
    @leewhite4955 4 года назад +823

    I’m disappointed that the horror trailer didn’t say “ *he’s back* ” . . . “ *and he wanna hug* ”

    • @julianapanhorst9955
      @julianapanhorst9955 4 года назад +18

      I'm disappointed that the trailer didn't say "he's bunting".

    • @RedNarboneta
      @RedNarboneta 4 года назад +1

      @@julianapanhorst9955 BIG baby bunting

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 4 года назад

      Nathalie Dediu I’m pretty sure it’s just one of the sound effects on PowerPoint slides. My chemistry teacher used it a few days ago and it was horrifying.

  • @NylaTheWolf
    @NylaTheWolf 3 года назад +6787

    "Take off your clothes."
    "Okay, Slick, but at least you can take me to dinner first."
    Look, I'm all for innuendo, and this joke I'd usually find funny, but...when it's coming from a baby??? I don't know about that one, chief.
    I guess the intention was that it would be funnier because they're babies? But it's just...no.

    • @icypopsicle9082
      @icypopsicle9082 3 года назад +160

      Exactly

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 года назад +437

      I feel like pedophiles wrote this movie

    • @christinamorrigan8573
      @christinamorrigan8573 3 года назад +314

      @@drawnwithlove3499 it was 1999, pedophiles made /all/ the movies

    • @gunwooks_planet
      @gunwooks_planet 3 года назад +247

      it was so creepy how did that make the cut 😭

    • @draalien
      @draalien 3 года назад +244

      The fucking cigar dude, what the fuck 😃😃

  • @trojen96
    @trojen96 2 года назад +21

    I loved this movie as a kid, made me believe that I was once a genius.

  • @yanoshgloxinia
    @yanoshgloxinia 2 года назад +22

    I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS! I was at my grandparents house and the damn baby monster robot thing made me ball my eyes out I was terrified!

  • @ambercleary989
    @ambercleary989 4 года назад +787

    “a baby not moving like a baby” who remembers that kid from twilight 🤮

    • @nunbun4084
      @nunbun4084 4 года назад

      👋

    • @aliashady327
      @aliashady327 4 года назад

      Ur profile is my wallpaper

    • @laurah3801
      @laurah3801 4 года назад +7

      it was even more horrific before they added the cgi

    • @paigebrown5565
      @paigebrown5565 4 года назад +1

      yooooooooo i will never watch twilight again without shitting myself.

    • @tesscarney4095
      @tesscarney4095 4 года назад +1

      RENESMEEEE

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 4 года назад +686

    Kurtis is just salty that he crossed over

  • @cheeseisherelive753
    @cheeseisherelive753 Год назад +16

    I loved this movie so much as a kid- the nostalgia is hitting me hard. Was this movie always so cursed? Holy shit

  • @415-k1ub
    @415-k1ub 7 месяцев назад +12

    Since the Baby Bunting costume wasn't CGI, there's a chance that it's still out there, somewhere...
    That is almost as terrifying as finding out the Genius Babies was greenlit into a multi-movie franchise.

  • @dominika7832
    @dominika7832 4 года назад +747

    Sly: another copy paste laugh
    Krut: hey *KRUT IT OUT*

    • @you-xq5bl
      @you-xq5bl 4 года назад +4

      Lol, I'ma use that for now on

  • @DrX-dh6th
    @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +1973

    Me: watches Drew’s video
    Me: refreshes YT
    Me: watches Kurtis’s video
    Nice

    • @tinagonzalez8750
      @tinagonzalez8750 4 года назад +7

      literally wtf lmao i did the same

    • @carleigh6392
      @carleigh6392 4 года назад +5

      HAHA I JUST DID THAT

    • @maxy9540
      @maxy9540 4 года назад +3

      HA HA HA HA... i did that

    • @nunbun4084
      @nunbun4084 4 года назад

      Same

    • @carolinecady5505
      @carolinecady5505 4 года назад

      I got his notification as I was watching Drew's and honestly I'm living for it

  • @riles_doodles
    @riles_doodles Год назад +17

    13:55 Kurtis almost outed himself as not being human.

  • @lil_cheef123
    @lil_cheef123 6 месяцев назад +4

    Sylvester isn’t that bad when your name is Jackson Keller. I don’t have a first name, I have two last names

  • @anemoia3154
    @anemoia3154 4 года назад +4747

    the extra greeting is the only thing keeping me going atm

    • @wynterp9565
      @wynterp9565 4 года назад +3

      CRAFTASTIC DIY same

    • @baileymoura4492
      @baileymoura4492 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao same tbh

    • @azjahyoung
      @azjahyoung 4 года назад

      SAME

    • @CottonCandyNationYT
      @CottonCandyNationYT 4 года назад +2

      I was honestly about to comment something similar 😔

    • @orieking
      @orieking 4 года назад +23

      When he said he hopes we're doing well it warmed my heart because I'm doing so not-well

  • @bootje99
    @bootje99 4 года назад +592

    The reason why this movie is so bad is probably because these kids never got an extra greeting 🤷‍♂️

    • @_sumina
      @_sumina 4 года назад +26

      finally, someone with common sense

  • @PyandGalatea
    @PyandGalatea Год назад +6

    Oml that Baby bunting edit-
    That was a masterpiece.

  • @rationalraven8956
    @rationalraven8956 Год назад +25

    I think the weirdest part is that the child actors who played Sylvester/Whit were actually about 4 years old at the time of filming, so they should have been old enough to just move their own mouths, the CGI was completely unnecessary

  • @aplacecalledmydreams9965
    @aplacecalledmydreams9965 4 года назад +682

    I'm offended because my full name is Chunky Sylvester Limpo Jr.

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 года назад +7020

    I can't imagine looking down at a tiny little innocent baby with its cute little face and going, "Sylvester."

    • @kiraaisling9603
      @kiraaisling9603 2 года назад +624

      Sylvester’s aren’t born they’re spawned at 35 years old

    • @aliciaalejandra4941
      @aliciaalejandra4941 2 года назад +120

      Most babies aren't cute lol. But still Sylvester....

    • @pretzel9093
      @pretzel9093 2 года назад +164

      The nickname Sylvie would probably be used quite a bit, and that's (in my opinion) a cute name for a kid.

    • @parisr.2894
      @parisr.2894 2 года назад +104

      Leave my man Sylvester Stallone alone lol

    • @AndresMartinez-xg2up
      @AndresMartinez-xg2up 2 года назад +57

      @@aliciaalejandra4941 you gotta wait a few months till they aren't wrinkly

  • @insanimal2
    @insanimal2 Год назад +2

    Baby bunting looks exactly like Alexander Armstrong and I can't unsee it

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 года назад +13

    I actually watched this movie a good few times as a little kid and remember liking it lol watching it from the perspective of an adult is so different

  • @nicolalipinski5557
    @nicolalipinski5557 4 года назад +704

    The only reason the baby is like this is cause he never got an extra greeting 😔

    • @petertalks301
      @petertalks301 4 года назад +20

      his fault. he didn’t subscribe

    • @carmens1402
      @carmens1402 4 года назад

      Juan Cortez Muro stop

  • @evemulhall36
    @evemulhall36 4 года назад +3146

    DUDE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DREAM I HAD BECAUSE I WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND CAN ONLY REMEMBER PARTS OF IT

    • @Bigclown1916
      @Bigclown1916 3 года назад +20

      Eve Mulhall sometimes it’s like that

    • @madisonjames6917
      @madisonjames6917 3 года назад +85

      Dream? More like nightmare.
      And I can totally relate. I’m about 40% sure I’ve gone on a hike with my dad to this one place. All my dreams are so freaking realistic, I once dreamt about my history teacher giving me homework, and the next day honestly being worried in class because I didn’t know what the homework was we were supposed to turn in. I hear about people driving race cars, and here I am dreaming about school and hiking. They always are things that honestly could have happened in real life. I once dreamt about going shopping for bar stools. And the next night had a follow up dream where I had finished getting the stools, with all the same people and everything. I must just be such an interesting person lol.

    • @evemulhall36
      @evemulhall36 3 года назад +21

      Madison James yes omg that’s so odd it happens to me too and then the next day i’ll be confused whether or not it actually happened

    • @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090
      @butwhydoesidindoitbadah7090 3 года назад +12

      Jesus, if these are the kinds of dreams you're having, I think you need to switch sleeping medications or something, that's terrifying xD

    • @evemulhall36
      @evemulhall36 3 года назад +2

      but why does i din do it bad??? AH yeah my dreams can get really odd...

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh god, that scene where Sly needed a disguise almost made me puke. The "call me" at the end made me have to cover my mouth to hold it down.

  • @aridotdoes
    @aridotdoes 2 месяца назад +1

    not me watching this four years later like "It's baby Kurtis..." and then breakin out laughing at the shirt reveal

  • @pascal9394
    @pascal9394 3 года назад +723

    woman singing: I was lost, in the woods...
    sylvester: 🕺🏻✨

    • @lunamcboss6504
      @lunamcboss6504 3 года назад +5

      What is the name of that song anyways?

    • @zebles200
      @zebles200 3 года назад +6

      @@lunamcboss6504 The Fairies by Ramin

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 года назад +11

      @Alexander Steel it does

    • @benbladetv8209
      @benbladetv8209 3 года назад +3

      @zebles200 thank you, I have been looking for this song for months lol

    • @sthuvbot
      @sthuvbot 3 года назад +1

      Istg the original song in the movie was the gift of love

  • @needyboyod
    @needyboyod 3 года назад +6151

    everytime kurtis says “folks” and then aggressively claps his hands, the circle of life continues and somewhere in the world a rainbow forms

    • @pey.wils9
      @pey.wils9 3 года назад +74

      And an angel gets it's wings

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 3 года назад +7

      Nice Q profile!

    • @SallyB_23
      @SallyB_23 2 года назад +31

      I have a mini existential crisis every time he claps and just lets it echo into the depths of my soul, but I recover from it in literal seconds so it's fine

    • @anushka3668
      @anushka3668 2 года назад +1

      your pfp😭

    • @autisticle010
      @autisticle010 2 года назад +3

      Can confirm, just saw a rainbow appear

  • @christianl5484
    @christianl5484 Год назад +8

    There is this weird part of me that just loves Baby Bunting. Terrifying but also kinda hilarious

  • @derkeheath5172
    @derkeheath5172 Год назад +4

    The fantastic 70s/80s director Bob Clark (Black Christmas, Death Dream, Porky's, A Christmas Story - all fabulous films) was sadly reduced to making Baby Geniuses and Air Bud films late in his career, before dying in a car crash. He was a horror director early in his career - he invented the modern slasher two years before John Carpenter recycled many of his ides in Halloween - so he clearly had a warped sensibility.

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 4 года назад +415

    Just wait until Krut learns that almost everyone calls Sylvester Stallone "Sly"

    • @delta0x
      @delta0x 4 года назад +61

      better than dick from richard

    • @natalieruth5810
      @natalieruth5810 4 года назад +34

      Krutis

    • @HyperfixatationInc
      @HyperfixatationInc 4 года назад +33

      @@delta0x I hope he bought you dinner first

    • @candi4202
      @candi4202 4 года назад +1

      @@HyperfixatationInc ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 4 года назад +1

      Dat_Gay_Boi better then kids calling kurtis dad

  • @tabbwidell6262
    @tabbwidell6262 4 года назад +977

    Me: 🙁
    Kurtis: wears a shirt that say “I’m baby”
    Me: 🙂

  • @peachdumpling9053
    @peachdumpling9053 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m cryinggg, I did a deep dive on one of the actors and the “baby hands” are cuz the guy had dwarfism😭😭😭 same guy who played baby grinch in the live action movie

  • @birdbirdbirdbirdbrid
    @birdbirdbirdbirdbrid Год назад +2

    Can’t believe Kurtis missed “Sylvester? I hardly know her!”

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 Год назад

      He didn't. Sylvester wasn't worthy of that joke