They Had To Film This Terrible Christmas Movie Twice
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FOLKS! To celebrate, I decided to talk about a Christmas movie so bad...they made it twice. Grab a gallon of Egg Nog and enjoy Too Cool For Christmas/A Very Cool Christmas!
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comment "pull my ear Santa" if ur reading this
That santa baby club scene felt like a fever dream
Pencil Case I was scrolling like “Is NO ONE talking about that!?”
Wow, that’s an actual sentence you just typed...never thought I’d see it
Pencil Case It wasn’t?
Pencil Case that’s what clubs are like in Canada
Timestamp?
every teen in this movie is at least 30 years old.
and even being that old the acting is cringeworthy
Always
Tbh I was pretty high while watching it and I forgot they were supposed to be teens halfway through.
This comment is so fricking old but your really pretty !
Ryan White I don’t think I would remember they were supposed to be teenagers even if I was sober
WHAT IN THE HETEROSEXUAL BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
if brokeback mountain was a straight movie it would have like 3 minutes
@@ellen314 im wheezing holy shit
I love how they make santa hip and cool by turning him into a republican senator
LMFAO
Underrated comment
HAHAHAA
I SCREAMED😂😂😂
OH GOD WHY ARE YOU NOT WRONG
The little girl horrifiedly asking if the Energizer Bunny isn't real was legitimately funny
Honestly yeah, like it genuinely made me laugh. I can't believe he didn't get the joke
@@pandakatiefominz Yeah I can't tell if he actually didn't get it or if he was just pretending as a joke
@@pandakatiefominzidk I feel like he’s trying really hard to be upset at a lot of elements of the movie lmao, I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as he made it seem
i agree@@pestylucas7406
Energizer I hardly know her
yellow shirt and yellow nail polish?? *chefs kiss*
maria What’s up with the yellow nail polish? Is it for a cause?
@@Hunter-ef4ch yellow usually represents cancer awareness. there's this girl lily, who passed away from cancer a few days ago and people have been changing their profile pics to a yellow one in support and i assumed it's related to that, but it could be a coincidence
@Hunter Sluss
painting one nail could also be for the polished man movement. it basically just means men painting one fingernail to represent a child who is a vicitm of abuse
@@ninisantol possibly!! considering what a wholesome person kurtis is, its probably for a cause
@maria
yeah definitely, he’s such a nice dude, i wouldn’t put it past him to know about these movements
It's funny, the gay dad that gets swapped out seems to be more affectionate than the straight mom he gets swapped with.
Yeah, in the scene when they're on the sofa the dad has his head on the other dad's shoulder and the mom is just sat there
I guess a man and a woman can be in the same room and the audience will assume they’re together, but for gays the audience needs 10x more clues
Let’s just make everyone gay
@@Eman_ly yas
I guess they think a masculine gay couple doesn’t exist.
It’s a shame the word “yassified” hadn’t been invented yet when Kurtis made this video, because that’s exactly what happens in this movie
2 Cool for Christmas 2: The Yassification of Mrs. Clause
What
Yess, slay Santa
Opposite of yassification
The sexy Santa is a yassified Santa
This is like, the trumpification Santa
@@Seft2_ u cringr
Theory: she thought mall Santas were animatronic until she poked him and felt human flesh. Suddenly she realized that instead of harmlessly venting some Christmas frustration on an inanimate object, she’d been viciously insulting and now assaulting a real person
She could've also thought the belly was fake, which is...okay, no, that's still dumb, but maybe!
@Damien Earl I thought the same thing- she assumed it was a fat suit or a pillow stuffed in there but when she poked him and it was his real body she realized and felt super embarrassed
This actually did happen at an amusement park in Sweden. A woman kicked a suit actor who was seated at a meet-and-greet throne, dressed like The Phantom. She claimed that she mistook him for a doll.
@@Quirderph ...I feel like that skips the reason as to why someone would kick a doll, unprompted, at an amusement park-
@@damienearl8302 I honestly don't remember if the newspaper article I read about it in went into detail about that aspect, either.
tbh the gay couple looked way happier and loving than the straight one
That's just how it be
Especially when they’re on the couch
Gay couple: *leaning against each other* *head on his shoulder*
Straight couple: *three inches apart*
who cares its a trash movie
i saw another comment that said something like when a man and woman are sitting next to each other its “obvious” that theyre a couple but with a gay couple u need to give the audience more clues so they make it way over the top
@@LyricNear *_5 ft apart cuz they're not gay !_* 🤣
I'm a native Cantonese speaker and that is DEFINITELY not how you speak Cantonese
The Walrus i was looking for this comment, i was wondering how accurate it was 😬
it sounds like he says 胸部大大 in mandarin at the end ???
maya tan. what does that mean?
but does he say anything at all? or is it just gibberish??
can’t relate based on my shitty chinese skills, brain part big big
I’d like to think while Lyndsey was helping out santa, somewhere, a boy who lives with his two moms and little brother was helping out Mrs Claus after he insulted her because his moms wouldn’t let him go on ski trip during Christmas
I have a theory! What if the love interest (forgot his name) helped out Mrs. Claus?
@@daydream5120I think it was Anderson
NGL, I wanna see that film.
Imagine trying to talk about this with your friend but you watched different movies.
You :"The film was so forward moving with that gay couple right?" Friend :"What are you talking about? There wasn't a gay couple in that movie." You : "Are you dumb their parents were literally 2 MEN." Friend :"THEY HAD A MOM AND A DAD-" You : "THEY HAD 2 FUCKING DA-"
It's like how Clue had three endings
Let's not pretend like the conserved dad is not a true bisexual icon
he’s a bicon
How does the wife feel about her husbands husband
It's an open polyamerous relationship
Marisa hm makes a little sense
I kind of want to watch the movie for the husbands
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN
broke front mountain
Venus KDKSKSKSKE THIS COMMENT IS THE WORST/ FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ
@@venusbian oh my fucking God u just ruined the original title for me ahahha kidding thats great xd
cold mountain
because it bad
I find it funny that her gay parents look in love while her straight parents don't. Like in the scene where they are watching tv, in the gay version her dad(the one that switches out) is leaning against his husband while they are watching the tv and looks up at him in love. While the mom is leaning forward eating popcorn and ignoring her husband. The gay couple simply look happier
The Jews want you to feel that way, for sure. That was the intent.
You bet gay people are happy, it’s literally in their name!
…
I’ll see myself out then….
gay gays
gay gays having a gay gay time
the heterosexual brokeback mountain is such a funny concept actually especially if you remember how it was advertised💀
the freakin posters het-baited people into thinking this was a family movie and then they got gay cowboys
Did it really? 😂 I had no idea lmao
@@Warlock_Sack yeah it looks crazy😭 the majority of posters feature the girls as well as jack and ennis, so some of them really look like the movie is about just Two Guys Being Dudes
Ya can’t fool us Kurtis, the opening of this video was obviously your second audition reel to be Neil Breen’s Production Editor
Jess Thomson maybe, maybe. I have one who can’t outsmart bullet.
Take a shot each time kurtis references Neil breen
yeah I KURTIS😎
K - N
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R - I
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I - Breen
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Why wasn't this hearted by him???
@@princy_is_sketchy3610 He might have been busy and didn't get to this comment .
bad Christmas movie said gay rights
Jacey Matthews haha that’s really funny
And bad Christmas movie also said no gay rights
In a different movie,,,
Waiting for a bad Hallmark Valentines movie to say trans rights
yeah!
this movie is equivalent to me trying to write a story but i cant focus ever so it goes down a rabbit hole and changes genres 24/7
That was the book I wrote when I was 12, no exaggeration. It went from a "girl starting in new school" to crime mystery to gore horror to underwater fantasy adventure, her little brother dies, then ending on a cliffhanger where she travels to a new medieval fantasy universe with her friends and changes her name to Mel.
@@tonichan89 i am intrigued, I need to read this now
@@tonichan89u do not know how badly I want to read this
Okay but seriously, how is nobody commenting on Alyson's fantastic delivery of "Go oûht? Again?! HuuUuuaaAAAaauuuuuughhHHhhh!!" while staring soullessly into the camera at 15:15
💀💀💀
she made a really good impression of that one guy holding a milkshake in a parking lot and screaming for help
This movie:
progressive enough to have 2 gay dads, bigoted enough to have an old white man claim to speak cantonese and burst out in gibberish
A soul for a soul
ikr?! I had to replay that scene like six times and in my head, I kept thinking "lee go sei yun pouk gai"
@@colinwong1059 any time stamps, I recognise pouk gai and I want to try and understand where they're going.
@@colinwong1059 ok, I found it. That does not sound like Cantonese at all, that sounds like a mix of Korean and Japanese accent.
Because this movie is just *that* cool
So his sleigh turned into a sports car because...makeover? And Rudolph got to be the battery. Cupid turned into the gas tank. Blitzen is now the oil dipstick. Dancer is the spark plugs. Comet is the windshield wiper fluid. Donner can be the timing belt. Prancer is the ignition interlock. Vixen, the trunk hatch. Finally Dasher, the dashboard’s indicator for low tire pressure.
It didn't turn into a sports car. They used the girl's car
potat all of buffy’s work to make this joke and u shit on it just like that
Nah Rudolph is the headlights
@@tyde4610 was abt to say.. what else could Rudolph be except for the headlights
Thank you for this joke. It made me spit out my cereal.
I love how they never talk about how Santa's skin became darker after the make over
there's a scene where he goes to the tanning salon, but Kurtis didn't show it
@@juliamavroidi8601 oh ok. But thats kinda of a werid thing to do for a makeover.
@@toady226 i think it's an older generation thing. Having some color making them seem more alive or something as long as they are still Caucasian
I'm glad someone else noticed and I'm not going crazy lol. It looks like he literally painted his skin brown but I was still trying to convince myself he looked like that the whole time and just had a beard.
@@bittercharmer1591I can see that! But I think it’s just because they cast George Hamilton, who is mostly known for being incredibly (horribly) tan
The fact that the little sister was the kid in the Silent Hill movie is just
What a career lmao
From silent night to silent hill amirite :)
I thought she looked familiar
those yellow middle fingernails tho 😤😎
iconic
I wonder why he didn’t paint them all
J’iconique
I’m am nigga
It might be for the polished man campaign
I genuinely thought the little sister was gonna say "Did Lindsey just say the n word." until she said"energizer bunny"
Sameeee
Omg same here
SAME
ME TOO LMAOOO
DUUUDE I THOUGHT THE *SAME* THING
The dude yelling after his friends "YO DAWG, THIS ONE'S GOT KETCHUP" made me legit laugh out loud, how did I miss that in my first watch through of this video-
Love it when one of the primary morals of a movie is "your value as a person is directly tied to your appearance". Especially when its a lifetime-style movie that actively seeks to have some kind of moral lesson.
santa looks like he’s addicted to botox
i thought this said roblox at first and i didn’t even question it
lauren :D same lol
Omg that’s my favorite movie!!! Also lung cancer and lip filler Christmas!
And cocaine
@@tobiasdonnelly6571 is your name starship reference--
“Hot” Santa makes me unbelievably uncomfortable. The existence of this Santa is a cardinal sin
i agree
meanwhile, in Japan...,
@@vizthex what's happening there?
@@vizthex What's happening in Japan??
VIZTHEX IM BEGGING YOU WHATS HAPPENING
I feel like we gotta address the fact that most Christmas letters are sent a week if not a month before Christmas. Meaning Lyndsay's younger sister KNEW she was gonna try to dip out and Santa would have to make her stay.
They put 3 montages in a row because rocky 4 was the only movie the director ever saw and they thought that’s how movies work
underrated ass comment right here
Rayanne Florence aha *like it’s not*
The gay couple: cuddling on a sofa, all cozy and sweet
The straight couple: just sitting next to each other
LMAO
Pretty accurate ngl
Yesss
Lmao!
As someone who's been on both sides...that strangely speaks to me-
it's like this writer bought a book about comedy, and read the first half of the first line of the first chapter, "Humor subverts our expectations by..." slammed the book closed, shouted, "I have a movie inside of me!" and got to work.
Honestly, as cliche as it is, the "I asked for you to be home for Christmas" scene is both very sweet and surprisingly good child acting. That and the Pretty Woman reference are the
“Mom, can we get Santa Baby?”
Mom: No, we have Santa Baby at home.
Santa Baby at home: 18:50
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i am sorry the JUICE in your EYES... FREEZES??
True story
Yes, eye juice freezes if we don’t blink enough
Canada
magalí yes I cry solid
It’s true, I’m the eye juice.
My headcanon is that the mall Santa wasn’t actually the real Santa; he was just a mall Santa who was way too committed to the role.
im sorry kurtis, but the younger sister asking if the energizer bunny wasn't real was the funniest thing i've heard
Your pfp kinda looks like an omori oc
So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one acknowledges that their mall santa also just so happens to be real life santa from the north pole
another andrew rannells fan:) hello.
Because of this movie I like to think since mall Santa’s are everywhere, and this one so happens to be a Santa clause, that all mall Santa’s are in fact different Santa clauses. Like a brotherhood or something.
i was thinking the same thing omggg
YES
Pokey Oat genius
That green screen quality at the beginning was still better than Neil Breen's entire collection of movies.
Dude thats not even a joke!
@@29jgirl92 lol
Neil Breens videos are the pinnacle of perfection. Please show some respect.
Take that back.
Neil Breen taught him everything he knows
I low-key want to see an entire movie with youtuber editing.
Ngl, the hoodlums throwing hamburgers at the mall cop is like the funniest shit ever
“THIS ONES GOT KETCHUP” like why did that make me laugh so hard
“Hot republican senator Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Hot republican senator Santa:
6 6 6 l i k e s
the profile picture. all I can say.
Unrelated but that’s the deathly hallows in your profile picture right?
@@doogygergola4590 sure is
ravenclaw genius I’m a ravenclaw too :)
apologising for flexing about being Canadian is very Canadian nice job kurtis
@Olivia he sure is
@Olivia yeah he's the mayor of canada
@Olivia He's also the one that decided that rivers should be maple syrup.
Olivia he’s the one that gave our igloos indoor plumbing, and made the new polar bear protection laws duh
tbh canadians have the right to flex on the US we deserve it
11:25
ok, that was actually a pretty good joke, just maybe not executed well.
Like "There is no Santa Claus, there is no Easter Bunny, and there is no Queen of England!"
lmao reading this after the queen died hits different
Yeah, the Megamind joke was well executed. This one could’ve been funny but they just didn’t make it funny lol
My favorite effect Kurtis does is when he makes his head huge while he’s watching something dumb with a completely straight face. I crack up every single time holy shit
please make a video about that movie about the two girls who somehow get trapped under a pool cover at a public pool. The trailer is so confusing and so bad. It's a horror film. I need to see how that has a dramatic 2 hours story about it i don't understand at all. It's called 12 Feet Deep.
omg looking this up ASAP
I'm commenting to bump this up so he sees this.
It’s apparently inspired by true events 😳
bump
bro they literally copied the title of "47 Meters Down" . You know, the shark horror movie?
I’d love if Kurtis just switched between the straight and gay couple and not mention it until the very end
Innit
@@katiem656 beans n toast
@@animalistic. spaghetti and sausages from a tin on toast?
@@katiem656 some fish n chips
@@animalistic. tea and crumpets
The whole "Santa Baby, don't you know clothes make the man" song makes me unreasonably angry because it just spits in the face of what every other Christmas story is trying to tell you about how giving presents is more an expression of intent than actual material worth and the money doesn't matter.
And then this movie comes around and is like "nah man if you don't wear designer brands then obviously people in your life don't really love you"
Ngl I think it is really funny the girl who the mall cop went out on a date with once started screaming when she saw him because. kurtis wants to jump into a volcano everytime he sees that mall cop, the girl probably does too.
danny, drew, and kurtis claiming they’ve found the worst christmas movie only to one up each other immediately
Well Danny also said The Santa Clause could also be the best Christmas movie so...
c johnson
Unrelated but your pfp is adorable
Plushypony 94 hahaha thank you!! he’s my dog :)
c johnson wholesome🥺
I think Drew’s Christmas movie was the best... did you know that the main character has a job?
Why did she make Santa look like a nasty old Republican billionaire tho
That's George Hamilton, he looks like that off screen too. Haha he used to have a huge acting career, it's gone downhill.
i scrolled down in the comments when he said huge and i genuinely thot kurtis had played a clip of trump
my thots exactly
11:15 On the note of the energiser bunny, not only did I think it was real, I thought it came with the batteries, generally begged my parents to buy me them. They were so confused.
Mandela Affect your loved ones!
Show the straight version one Christmas, and secretly swap it out with the gay one next year.
Ah, the memories you will create.
That santa baby song sounds like it was sung by trisha paytas
Oop
Da Asha Zireael 😂
"clothes that make the man" WTF!?!
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It was
The dads had more chemistry than the straight couple
I know, like that scene on the couch where the dads are cuddling, side by side with mom and dad just s i t t i n g, not even touching is so funny.
@@brookerobertson5832 Just because they were just sitting didn't mean they didn't have chemistry. Just stop already like it's not even fucking real. 💀
@@brookerobertson5832 ikr actually crying it’s amazing
Is it canon that the straight couple is on the brink of divorce or something while the dads just look so happy and lovey dovey ?
@@boomerangswingsbothways Idk I didnt see the movie but it seems like
7:33 notice how the gay couple looks noticably more happy than the straight couple?
coincidence? i think not
"Winter f*ckin sucks. The only good thing about the winter is Christmas"
Me: *Laughs in hot af southern hemisphere weather*
Haha me too
Which makes it extra funny for me cause I love the snow lol
I wondered what happens if you aren't subscribed when the extra greeting comes on, so I made an alt account and tried. Kurtis loudly starts shaming you with a high pitched screech noise playing
Edit: Thanks for the likes and dont try it I'm scarred
Juan Cortez Muro oh my god shut up
Eveo Airo He’s Dolphin Man
Hear him screech at night
Because he just wants a friend
@@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
It'll be quite a fright
(jesus christ)
and then he immediately apologizes right after because he’s canadian
Wait- isn’t he a MALL Santa?? He’s not actually Santa, is he??
Have you never seen Miracle on 34th St? He's both the real Santa and a mall Santa.
Mall Santa is real!
Yneos
classic Christmas movie trope where mall Santa turns out to be real Santa
what’s happening
12:30 *what do I nose?
exactly
**what do i gnome
this haunts me 😭😭😭
21:02 Bro, they made santa look like President Business from the lego movie
I'm just gonna pretend that the parents are in an open marriage and the kids have two dad's and a mom that love them dearly.
@@Wildjeo yes
Omg, like a polyamourous couple?
no
Imagine not getting an extra greeting..
Can't relate.
this post was made by the kurtis town citizens
and that's on being a member of Kurtis town 💅
hah, same... like maybe back in 2017 or something... when i was a loser
Juan Cortez Muro Shut. Up
Juan Cortez Muro bro why are you replying this on literally *every* comment?
The energizer bunny isn’t real??? Then tell me WHO puts batteries in my shoes once a year
ur mom
@@emas5511 please don't be immature. We know it's the tooth fairy.
Blue :-\ the tooth fairy is dead
@@emas5511 Again, don't be immature. We know you're the public rep. for Santa. Talking bad about your leading competitor is sad.
WHO PUT THE BATTERIES IN MY REMOTE EVERY YEAR?!?!?!
Something I didn’t learn until college was that the term “hook up” can mean just “get together” or connect in some romantic way (ie. make out).
I had a roommate that said something about “hooking up” with a guy the night prior but in my head I was like “I was with you all night and all y’all did was make out”. I believe I said to her “hooked up?” and looked confused, to which she replied “yeah we made out” one of our other roommates confirmed.
I think it’s weird and I don’t use it that way but a lot of teens do.
That "Play the real Santa Baby" sketch made me laugh so much I had to watch it three times.
"The more dads the merrier, that's what I say"
Kurtis is the one true ally
i agree angie yonaga
*I a g r e e w i t h t h a t!*
*cries silently*
Thank you Angie, very cool.
Also yeah, I love how Kurtis is such a great ally. Most youtubers say stuff like
“I don’t care if you’re gay” or
“It doesn’t matter! No one cares”
It’s nice how supportive Kurtis is.
hell yea danganronpa fans in the kurtis conner comment section
Santa looks like a politician after the montages. He’s literally every American politician
I know, it kinda grosses me out tbh
And the way he says huge at the Suit place reminds of someone very specific
i was thinking more like a 1950’s business man
Every *Republican
You traitor, how dare you show your face here after what you did to meme man
13:16 The Lost World: Jurassic Park does something similar where one of the writers gets a performing role of “Unlucky Bastard” where he immediately gets eaten by a Tyrannosaurus
Lolll
Just had a mental breakdown about college so I came straight to Kurtis' channel for comfort. My eyes may be burning too much to actually see the video, but the sound healed my soul. Works every time.
They wood-stained Santa to make him hot, he looks like he's a leather couch whose wish came true to become a real man
🤣🤣🤣 Best comment, holy sh-t!
I want this phrase to live in my brain forever so I can enjoy it whenever I want a laugh, OMG! 🤣🤣
This is one of theee best insults ive seen today 😂
Omg I’m dyyyyiiiing 😂
PLEASEEEEE YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SNAP SO HARD
LOL 😭😭😭
that one dad is just a bisexual polyamorous king who loves his husband and his wife with all his heart
M.J. Dossey perfect 👏
_yeees_
Aww yes
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imagine watching one version with your family and the next year you watch the different version just to fuck with them
What if there’s actually a third movie where Mrs. Claus is switched out for the Energizer Bunny and it’s called “Too Cool for Christmas -Keeps Going and Going”
the Cantonese part just sounded like racism with extra steps
i speak cantonese and that scene made me want to duct tape my ears closed
@@bae-jing4260 i speak cantonese as well and i didnt understand a word of it???
@@meeraketheeswaran8487 because it's not Cantonese lmao, he's talking nonsense that sounds like a stereotypical "Cantonese noise."
but yea i don't speak Cantonese but some of my family members do, and.. don't think that even sounds Cantonese
I can speak and understand Cantonese and listening to his attempt to speak it made me lose multiple brain cells
The weird thing is this seems to be a trope? We have this movie, and then in The Christmas Mail review on Drew Gooden’s channel, Santa’s daughter speaks what I can assume to be Cantonese, but knowing the budget on these movies and how much they care about being accurate, probably not.
the gayness made it way too cool for christmas but the hetero one is just very cool
ChickanWingify 🤔
Why can’t it just be both of them are cool and it ends there
Not trying to hate but some people act like being straight is better or being gay is better why can’t it just be both are nice
i was just makin a joke abt the titles chief, it’s not that deep
ChickanWingify yeah sorry I’m just fed up with some parts of the lgbtq+ community it was wrong to take it out on you
Kurtis: looks like theres something under the tree
The gift: literally in front of the tree
4:09, I genuinely thought it was YOU that added the sound effect 😭😭💔
"She was the gift all along"
Human trafficking hour
Cha cha real smoof
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Is that supposed to be funny, asshole?
@@croakinc3670 yeah
Wayfair come get your mans
As a Chinese person... the Cantonese part was awful. To say the least. That was not Cantonese at all, just a racist stereotype of how Asian people are supposed to speak.
sy that just makes this even worse. This movie was garbage
Lmao do you have a rough translation of what he said?
noobmaster 69 i would if i could, but that wasn't cantonese, it was just random sounds he was making
@@noob-master_69 yup.. random noises.. I was expecting a bad attempt at Cantonese but that wasn't even an attempt
ikr. He wasn't even speaking Cantonese oh god
While I don’t endorse the fact that they hired an extra actor to be the difference between the two movies(pick a lane, either 2 dads or 1 dad 1 mom, it doesnt make a difference), the sheer potential for doing a Mandela effect prank is honestly incredible
they were doing it cause america sucks
Kurtis calling a pen cap a “lid” absolutely sent me
Is this a Canadian thing, cause I call it a lid too😅
@@lmckay5078 I guess it might be a Canadian thing, I’m from Minnesota but we call it a cap
hi, Australian here, we also call it a lid!
we also call them pen lids here
From Arizona, I call it a lid
I love how she roasted Santa by saying he was invented by corporations. Then she made him look like a stereotypical businessman
LMAO
She made him look like a conservative politician hahaha with that red tie
@@annapruitt5546 HE LOOKS LIKE RICHARD NIXON
@@annapruitt5546 He bugs his political opponents' Christmas gifts.
He literally looked like Vince McMahon lmaoooo
When I was a kid I actually legit thought that the engerizer bunny was supposed to be the easter Bunny so I thought the Easter bunny was a pink bunny that wore sunglasses and he played the drum in his spare time. I'm dead serious.
woop woopity woop
EAT THE FCKING BATTERIES
That'd make the holiday twice as good
Imagine waking up on Easter, grabbing your basket, and there are just.. batteries everywhere. Like, all the eggs are batteries. The furniture has been replaced with batteries. The walls? Batteries. Your parents? BATTERIES. You look down at your hands. THEY. ARE. BATTERIES. YOU ARE BATTERIES. BATTERIES ARE REALITY FOREVER NOW.
@@beetlejellies Dude, are you okay? Where on the puppet did the Energizer Bunny touch you?
@@PhuzBee Everywhere.
That dumb twist at the end of wanting her home from christmas was actually kinda sweet 😭
i love how he says you're dumb if you ever thought the energizer bunny was real but he believed in house hippos for literal years
sometimes i forget kurtis is canadian and then he says shit like "it's the time of year when the eye juice in your eye freezes"
No but that happens in London too
@@whalesharko4465 Oh I don't doubt it happens in a lot of cold climates, it's just a real jolt to my Australian brain lol
@@FSEThompson oh, plus it's summer for you - I send cold
Another Aussie that shares my confusion, thankyou
Lol, the joy of not knowing how it is to wear 4 layers of clothes, or put on freshly washed , dried , nice smelling clothes.....step outside...... only to get sogging wet from cold city rain, or dirty up to your knees from, grey , half- melted street- snow a second later ......
When I was a kid we had up to 1 meter of snow in December.....now it's not cold enough long enough for the rarely falling snow to stay ....therefore the mud.....but climate change is a hoax.
I guess so are the bush fires in Australia and the 30 million dead animals and counting....all a hoax....
Yeah.
Edit : typo
actually tho, props to the filmmakers for including an gay couple, they could have decided to just film the heterosexual couple so that they didn't have to film the movie twice and they could have a wider audience, but they chose to film the movie twice so that they could include that gay couple.
@@soprecious5864 yeah but they still had to film it twice bc of the gay couple? even if the gay couple came first they made that decision knowing theyd have to refilm with straight people lol
spicy sushi yeah i know i dont know why i said that im just fucking stupid omg
it was the opposite, the original network was LGBT and the producers made the straight version as a guarantee they could profit it
Lotus Savage damn they really flipped the script there on the hets. usually the gay couple comes second
it was the opposite, but props to them for making the original have a gay couple
Tbh the part with the girl who went on the date with the cop is the best part of this movie she’s just saying what we all feel
Love the fact the two dads look so much more in love than the straight version. No chemistry between the dad and mother, so much between the two dads
so many skits, but never too many.
why are there no replies... or am i hallucinating
Zoe P. yeah wtf is happening
Lol wth
Wowza
Skits=gifts merry Christmas in june
I literally cannot imagine anything sadder than a skinny Santa
Ákos Dánffy Jesus Christ it’s santa
you stealing this comment is way sadder
This reminds me SO MUCH of that part in Rudolph where Mrs. Claus is like “NObody likes a skinny Santa.. eat, Papa, eat!!”
just imagine being friends with kandy ken. there i did it for you.
@@mel0dez oh my God report them to the police they stole RUclips comment
It’s that time of the year again. When we get together to give the best gift of all.
MATCHING CHRISTMAS MAKEOVERS
I love how in the side by side comparison the gay couple look so cuddly and with the straight one they're just sitting next to eachother
Dude, the extra greeting hits different after you subscribe
How ? I'm not subribe yet
@@yudhadwiprabowo you gotta subscribe to feel it it's actual magic
@@lunyferox 🤔 convince me more.
You know for a fact its made for you, and youre not pretending or simply hearing it. Not subscribing is like someone saying "i like your hair" to someone next to you, and YOU knowingly reply with thank you as a joke. Subscribing means youre the one complimented in that case. Hope you're convinced.
@@LeoUnavailable ok thanks, that convince me enough. 👍
LGBTQ community: can we have some representation?
*Gives them this movie*
The community: Nevermind I think I’ll pass
i-is your name a tribute to panic! at the disco, twenty øne pilots, fall out boy and... idk 5 seconds of summer maybe? if so, WE STAN.
The movie: fine I'll have a copy of myself with straight parents
i mean the gay couple was cute and they were pretty affectionate, werent stereotypical and didnt make a big deal out of the fact they were gay, so i have no problem with it tbh
The community: I’ll pretend I didn’t see that
I’ll still take it. It’s better then nothing.
Also one Halloween I was the Energizer bunny. I made a drum out of a box and used it as my candy bag. 😅