Twisted Pair: The Best Movie Of All Time?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @minkedouma
    @minkedouma 5 лет назад +9398

    I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role

  • @CharlieR02
    @CharlieR02 5 лет назад +5806

    Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

    • @ambpin2656
      @ambpin2656 5 лет назад +22

      true, tho 😂😂😂

    • @mj-cd9fr
      @mj-cd9fr 5 лет назад +95

      What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

    • @beaugantz4888
      @beaugantz4888 5 лет назад +26

      Are you neil?

    • @cashmoneyfart
      @cashmoneyfart 5 лет назад +17

      kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 5 лет назад +15

      but do you still get an A+

  • @christina0927
    @christina0927 5 лет назад +8808

    I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life

    • @laurenquinn4716
      @laurenquinn4716 4 года назад +366

      Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination

    • @erinesser6658
      @erinesser6658 4 года назад +125

      Except for God, obviously

    • @donnismith4646
      @donnismith4646 4 года назад +102

      All of the other actors are just robots

    • @coraorac
      @coraorac 4 года назад +84

      Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in

    • @raeganh15
      @raeganh15 4 года назад +36

      Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human

  • @PEPPERslim_
    @PEPPERslim_ 2 года назад +1943

    I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

    • @TaylorBarnes-hs5ot
      @TaylorBarnes-hs5ot Год назад +293

      It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those.
      It was probably just imovie

    • @senilerodent
      @senilerodent Год назад +151

      @@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

    • @misschocoki
      @misschocoki Год назад +67

      Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all.
      He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

    • @iexist646
      @iexist646 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@senilerodentgot me firm as a brick with that one.

  • @serbiansauvage
    @serbiansauvage 5 лет назад +2684

    Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 года назад +50

      thats basically what the movie is

    • @chaewols
      @chaewols 4 года назад +22

      r/rareinsults

    • @billyturts
      @billyturts 4 года назад +7

      My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out

  • @pillow_fluff2276
    @pillow_fluff2276 5 лет назад +6400

    Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it

    • @sophiamasters2037
      @sophiamasters2037 5 лет назад +6

      Pillow _ fluff I’m so sorry but what is the joke

    • @magicluvr777
      @magicluvr777 5 лет назад +108

      No the best joke is digital farts

    • @annandnaomi
      @annandnaomi 5 лет назад +97

      every joke kurtis says is the best joke

    • @odettee5322
      @odettee5322 5 лет назад +22

      sophia masters Kale sees her
      Kale Caesar

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +13

      I paused the video there just to appreciate it

  • @mikeytaylor3901
    @mikeytaylor3901 5 лет назад +14303

    Neil Breen writes movies like he’s only ever read the middle of books

    • @saddvikk
      @saddvikk 5 лет назад +391

      YOU WON OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 4 года назад +51

      why does he sound 100 % like David Suzuki?

    • @lad_hatter8521
      @lad_hatter8521 4 года назад +23

      hahaha wtf i'm dead

    • @agustdz-w9b
      @agustdz-w9b 4 года назад +45

      damn you nailed it

    • @libbyphillips6952
      @libbyphillips6952 4 года назад +9

      Lol 😂 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofreaking true

  • @michaelmcdowell7096
    @michaelmcdowell7096 Год назад +649

    I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 Год назад +54

      Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

    • @zombiechicken7114
      @zombiechicken7114 9 месяцев назад +11

      Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

    • @Dakotapickle
      @Dakotapickle 6 месяцев назад +7

      He couldn't afford to edit them jumping out a window

  • @emmadrzycimski3761
    @emmadrzycimski3761 5 лет назад +12403

    neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made

    • @user-s0m30n3
      @user-s0m30n3 5 лет назад +68

      how do you pronounce your last name

    • @amix7117
      @amix7117 5 лет назад +64

      /////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get:
      d- as in dad
      Sh- as in shawn
      Y- as in nymph
      Ci- as in city
      M- as in mum
      S- as in ski
      K- as in cottage
      I- as in ski

    • @emmadrzycimski3761
      @emmadrzycimski3761 5 лет назад +141

      amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski

    • @sofiagordiola7568
      @sofiagordiola7568 5 лет назад +11

      he has a *BIG BRAIN*

    • @insaniicandee8836
      @insaniicandee8836 4 года назад +36

      @@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha

  • @EllaIngram
    @EllaIngram 5 лет назад +11580

    I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

    • @Angie-Pants
      @Angie-Pants 5 лет назад +831

      "i can't believe you committed suicide."

    • @CCrispyyy
      @CCrispyyy 5 лет назад +167

      👁__👁

    • @jacobh.2973
      @jacobh.2973 5 лет назад +410

      "Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji 5 лет назад +266

      It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 5 лет назад +70

      Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back.
      😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 5 лет назад +5242

    I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.

    • @mariacamilapazos7716
      @mariacamilapazos7716 5 лет назад +77

      Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that

    • @thereisnochannel1759
      @thereisnochannel1759 2 года назад +21

      Why does that perfectly sum up this movie

    • @seren_wraps
      @seren_wraps 2 года назад +4

      @@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 года назад

      And porn movies

    • @yewwey2782
      @yewwey2782 2 года назад +4

      i think you mean the best movies

  • @lofirainandstudy9011
    @lofirainandstudy9011 2 года назад +4197

    No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.

    • @rosethorne9155
      @rosethorne9155 2 года назад +650

      Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.

    • @ebet222
      @ebet222 2 года назад +254

      @Andreas Breu bffr

    • @hanthonyc
      @hanthonyc Год назад +418

      @Andreas Breu Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication.
      Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Год назад +172

      Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/

    • @Sam-gx2ti
      @Sam-gx2ti Год назад +2

      ​@@hanthonyc Also his characters are just rapey. Remember Fateful Findings when that drunken man came near her, and asked why they hadn't had sex? Any woman watching would and every man watching should cringe at that scene; there's a woman alone with a drunk man who could easily overpower her trying to have sex with her.
      I want to love Neil but he's hella rapey ngl, and these movies are imbued with his rapiness and sexism

  • @Shabbydoobydoo
    @Shabbydoobydoo 4 года назад +5619

    THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT

  • @bb-bc3zw
    @bb-bc3zw 4 года назад +4794

    "Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me"
    *Neil jumps out the building*
    *Building fuckin explodes*

    • @anony20087
      @anony20087 3 года назад +41

      LMFAO

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +10

      @Timothy A Schuler war has changed.

    • @koolkidastrid8651
      @koolkidastrid8651 3 года назад +89

      just leaves them in the building lol

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 2 года назад +22

      Hey, they didn’t follow him did they?

  • @chemicores
    @chemicores 5 лет назад +5911

    this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 5 лет назад +64

      That's why Neil Breen is God

    • @notblondeswede
      @notblondeswede 5 лет назад +31

      the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. ruclips.net/video/AgJBg8n_nYw/видео.html

    • @maggiec5984
      @maggiec5984 5 лет назад +4

      I’m the 1,000th like.

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад +3

      notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him

    • @kellybrewster3782
      @kellybrewster3782 5 лет назад +6

      This whole movie is literally a meme I would make

  • @bigbowlofspaghetti
    @bigbowlofspaghetti Год назад +1499

    I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good.
    Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.

    • @lululandd
      @lululandd Год назад +74

      theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!

    • @AboutAGirIlllll
      @AboutAGirIlllll Год назад +66

      I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…

    • @meika0914
      @meika0914 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂same

    • @dinotheraptor
      @dinotheraptor Год назад +22

      My depression is cured ty /j

    • @SarahLaffey
      @SarahLaffey 11 месяцев назад +4

      This just made me laugh really hard.

  • @taylorjane7881
    @taylorjane7881 5 лет назад +3699

    I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly

    • @molliemcmullan9187
      @molliemcmullan9187 5 лет назад +32

      My favorite line out of this whole video

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 5 лет назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @kadi5630
      @kadi5630 5 лет назад +14

      Sara Beara 1:39

    • @basementbats
      @basementbats 5 лет назад +15

      That makes it even better tbh

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 5 лет назад +7

      Kad Diallo Thankyou for helping your fellow kurtistown citizen 🙏

  • @ericaslitytchannel9217
    @ericaslitytchannel9217 3 года назад +7167

    this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up

    • @kalifinch8376
      @kalifinch8376 3 года назад +218

      omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 3 года назад +73

      I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 2 года назад +35

      tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 2 года назад +16

      @@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 2 года назад +6

      @@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :(
      What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁

  • @sasara_simp
    @sasara_simp 2 года назад +9904

    The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

    • @smileyfacepalm
      @smileyfacepalm 2 года назад +147

      With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

    • @tianaley5805
      @tianaley5805 2 года назад +24

      let's not go too far

    • @mateolachone8841
      @mateolachone8841 2 года назад +4

      That was online for Neil monster

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 2 года назад

      Well what's quality is this ruclips.net/video/xk7am6cbSdU/видео.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

    • @dragon_cheez6718
      @dragon_cheez6718 Год назад +7

      It’s true though

  • @guydude439
    @guydude439 Год назад +306

    When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!

    • @phi7534
      @phi7534 Год назад +37

      when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed

  • @Coolfella30099
    @Coolfella30099 4 года назад +8765

    I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie

  • @amirotzar1911
    @amirotzar1911 5 лет назад +3509

    Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

    • @QIANAXX
      @QIANAXX 5 лет назад +26

      Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana 5 лет назад +29

      They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

    • @zoe-ik4ju
      @zoe-ik4ju 5 лет назад +3

      i just made it one thousand :)

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 лет назад +1

      @Zoe Graves
      May I ask why you wanted to tell them that?
      Not being mean, just curious :)

    • @zoe-ik4ju
      @zoe-ik4ju 5 лет назад +1

      You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

  • @claudialuvsu21
    @claudialuvsu21 4 года назад +5770

    Neil Breen runs like my Sims when I set their house on fire

    • @Ferrtapologist
      @Ferrtapologist 3 года назад +127

      Ah yea a fellow simmer who tries to kill them I tried to set my sims husband on fire cuz I didn’t like him 👍

    • @idot6957
      @idot6957 3 года назад +29

      bahahahAGAFSGSHSB BROOO I SWEAR-

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +25

      When you w h a t

    • @sonyalynn540
      @sonyalynn540 3 года назад +48

      do you commit videogame arson frequently?

    • @Ferrtapologist
      @Ferrtapologist 3 года назад +41

      @@sonyalynn540 I do :)

  • @maplesyrup1223
    @maplesyrup1223 Год назад +343

    The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

    • @imahumanlarva3248
      @imahumanlarva3248 9 месяцев назад +10

      What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

  • @bhaalxbabe
    @bhaalxbabe 4 года назад +4994

    this feels like a highschool project in a film class where the group assigned are all only the people who never put any work into anything

    • @psychosparten049.esquire9
      @psychosparten049.esquire9 3 года назад +74

      I mean, most high schoolers probably don’t know how to use a green screen.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад +30

      So most high schoolers are on Neil green's film making level esquire.

    • @veneciasanto
      @veneciasanto 3 года назад +35

      ​@@fightingmedialounge519 i mean i have some 10th graders in my school that make high quality short movies,, but the 7th graders like me aren't that good at editing-
      we're good at making stories and scripts tho so there's that lol

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад +31

      @@veneciasanto well I mean you guys are 11 to 12, so I think you get more of a pass than Neil green.

    • @veneciasanto
      @veneciasanto 3 года назад +5

      @@fightingmedialounge519 i guess lol

  • @ifihadasociallife
    @ifihadasociallife 5 лет назад +3820

    me: stubs toe
    coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER

    • @AnaMaria.Nova9
      @AnaMaria.Nova9 5 лет назад +14

      🤣

    • @belloren
      @belloren 5 лет назад +13

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yeeyee4284
      @yeeyee4284 5 лет назад +97

      also: in a relationship with the coffee table

    • @rhiannon2028
      @rhiannon2028 5 лет назад +117

      You: no piss off!
      Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR

    • @tracygibbins3087
      @tracygibbins3087 5 лет назад +11

      If only ✋😔

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 3 года назад +13039

    Neil Breen is absolutely a Sim that got loose. No question.

    • @OrangeColt
      @OrangeColt 3 года назад +172

      That is kinda the ploy of that movie lol

    • @galaxycoffee933
      @galaxycoffee933 3 года назад +367

      the real programmable virtual reality was neil breen all along

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 3 года назад +287

      @@galaxycoffee933
      “It’s all programmable reality?”
      “Always has breen.”

    • @mila-lt3hf
      @mila-lt3hf 3 года назад +161

      honestly props go to neil for learning english, poor guy probably grew up learning simlish!

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 2 года назад +86

      We're watching the movies shown on the sims tvs

  • @kore9003
    @kore9003 2 года назад +429

    i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +2

      He's a different breed

    • @tazzalattemandorla
      @tazzalattemandorla Год назад +21

      @@Random-sk6hm he’s a different breen

    • @gagamanlovesyou7560
      @gagamanlovesyou7560 5 месяцев назад +1

      he makes really big explosions when he jumps off of things but afterwards nothing is actually changed and there was just a loud noise for no reason to any pedestrian. imagine having to explain to someone that you can make explosions but they only last five seconds, have the same boom sound, and literally dont do anything

  • @meaganward4727
    @meaganward4727 5 лет назад +6778

    I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

    • @1cepool
      @1cepool 5 лет назад +495

      Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

    • @arelyperezsalcedo9096
      @arelyperezsalcedo9096 5 лет назад +524

      Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda 5 лет назад +281

      Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

    • @maddieh4882
      @maddieh4882 5 лет назад +150

      Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

    • @salorarae8689
      @salorarae8689 5 лет назад +31

      Meagan Ward lil tay who

  • @kaylasmith634
    @kaylasmith634 4 года назад +3385

    The "purple forest" looks like the wallpaper I had on my computer when I was 12

    • @imnotagingeriswear
      @imnotagingeriswear 3 года назад +32

      YES

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 3 года назад +16

      Getting World of Warcraft Darnassus nostalgia

    • @ncdmusicinspires
      @ncdmusicinspires 3 года назад +60

      Or the label for moonlight body lotion from bed bath and beyond 😂

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 3 года назад +5

      @@ncdmusicinspires wow 😂

    • @teylahh5625
      @teylahh5625 3 года назад +5

      wow that brought back sooo many memories

  • @umm_selena7933
    @umm_selena7933 5 лет назад +1320

    Is no one going to talk about how he used a glass shattering sound when a painting was broken on his head

    • @linaghoname6888
      @linaghoname6888 5 лет назад +16

      5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer lol it was in a glass frame

    • @umm_selena7933
      @umm_selena7933 5 лет назад +2

      @@linaghoname6888 lol dang I didn't realize/notice that

    • @eboniuwu1054
      @eboniuwu1054 5 лет назад +1

      5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer 😂

  • @alicethemad1613
    @alicethemad1613 Год назад +211

    Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

  • @toxyjin_
    @toxyjin_ 4 года назад +2708

    "... And he really misses his brother"
    "I miss my brother"
    I'm heartbroken omg

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 4 года назад +19

      I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it

    • @buggybin
      @buggybin 4 года назад +36

      toxyjin _ “And they were roommates”
      “.. and they were roommates”
      😔 broken
      (Also I like ur pfp:))

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 года назад +1

      Deep 😔😔😔

    • @ASHKA.v15
      @ASHKA.v15 4 года назад

      2020 baby

    • @waltervaquerano7608
      @waltervaquerano7608 4 года назад

      @@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫

  • @strangerinalostworld
    @strangerinalostworld 2 года назад +6499

    This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece

    • @lunaballuna
      @lunaballuna 2 года назад +120

      It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂

    • @spinspin1597
      @spinspin1597 2 года назад +25

      This is scarely accurate

    • @strangerinalostworld
      @strangerinalostworld 2 года назад +28

      @@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time

    • @DarkSlayer_1094
      @DarkSlayer_1094 2 года назад +15

      I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 2 года назад +14

      i made a stop motion with my friend in her basement with plastic snakes and playmobile buildings. She drew a fire for one of our scenes and it was better done that this movie

  • @rumu1240
    @rumu1240 5 лет назад +1885

    "where's he BREEN?" is the kind of humor we subscribe for.

    • @levipierpont
      @levipierpont 4 года назад +27

      speak for yourself, all I care about is getting that extra greeting

    • @siouxdoesnt
      @siouxdoesnt 4 года назад +9

      Had to stop the video to get all the chuckles out.

    • @jordanslaver7758
      @jordanslaver7758 2 года назад +2

      Breen Screen

  • @cruleo
    @cruleo 2 года назад +688

    Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 Год назад +8

      Oh lord

    • @stormywulf8764
      @stormywulf8764 Год назад +23

      I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show

    • @mainacc7624
      @mainacc7624 Год назад +18

      I thought the same thing
      The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc
      If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it
      It could actually turn out well.

    • @bheanejsaemvionts
      @bheanejsaemvionts Год назад +2

      Pls do

    • @Kelly-uw1xr
      @Kelly-uw1xr 11 месяцев назад

      He will sue you both lmao

  • @er3ctiledysfunct1on88
    @er3ctiledysfunct1on88 4 года назад +7082

    I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 3 года назад +157

      Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌

    • @tsmotions3446
      @tsmotions3446 3 года назад +249

      I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.

    • @svh01
      @svh01 3 года назад +172

      @@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.

    • @tsmotions3446
      @tsmotions3446 3 года назад +19

      @@svh01 exactly lol

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 года назад +26

      @@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches

  • @davasatephelps8537
    @davasatephelps8537 5 лет назад +4202

    I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

    • @gina6779
      @gina6779 5 лет назад +6

      This comment tho 😂😂😂

    • @ravenakhelo2686
      @ravenakhelo2686 5 лет назад +2

      @@gina6779 ikr!

    • @diggygorgonzola3467
      @diggygorgonzola3467 5 лет назад +13

      Whether this is a joke or not it’s true

    • @landonseebeck1197
      @landonseebeck1197 4 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @randomkword
      @randomkword 4 года назад +13

      @@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!

  • @xxlilith_
    @xxlilith_ 5 лет назад +5873

    I think we need a reboot, featuring Kurtis, and his evil brother- Durtis

  • @Pandaface43
    @Pandaface43 2 года назад +270

    Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie.
    If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

    • @Ari-dq3qb
      @Ari-dq3qb 2 года назад +8

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @louisecram2616
      @louisecram2616 Год назад +9

      The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

  • @jmcman6104
    @jmcman6104 4 года назад +7430

    I love how the painting breaking over his head made a glass breaking noise

    • @kenzielynn1047
      @kenzielynn1047 3 года назад +219

      Well it was framed so it could’ve had glass over it lol

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +88

      Someone make a Mario 64 meme out of that scene

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 3 года назад +21

      Could have been a mosaic lol

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 3 года назад +8

      That was hilarious dude

    • @ThatWeirdo04
      @ThatWeirdo04 2 года назад +18

      Well paintings are usually stored in glass frames, so...

  • @alyssa010
    @alyssa010 4 года назад +2858

    I’m gonna hear that explosion sound effect in my nightmares tonight

    • @heartsfromyoms
      @heartsfromyoms 3 года назад +17

      fellow squidward

    • @alyssa010
      @alyssa010 3 года назад +7

      @@heartsfromyoms Ah HELLO

    • @anony20087
      @anony20087 3 года назад +7

      I already did😔

    • @mayapapaya02
      @mayapapaya02 3 года назад +4

      don’t you mean dreams?

    • @lcf3179
      @lcf3179 3 года назад +1

      im gonna see your profile pictures in my nightmares tonight 😔

  • @masteroogway6559
    @masteroogway6559 4 года назад +2816

    i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 года назад +129

      He really is super considerate.

    • @hopea998
      @hopea998 4 года назад +34

      I love that about him

    • @evelynserenhastings
      @evelynserenhastings 4 года назад +10

      Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

    • @axshy8446
      @axshy8446 4 года назад +126

      Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 4 года назад +4

      Dolxs L lol

  • @HighguyMcfly
    @HighguyMcfly Год назад +69

    The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

  • @rainierday8155
    @rainierday8155 5 лет назад +1318

    Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away

    • @Faulk425
      @Faulk425 Год назад

      THATS SO ACCURATE

  • @minivinny5917
    @minivinny5917 5 лет назад +2936

    I feel like Breen has never even SEEN a movie before.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +71

      To be fair he can never see the end of films because he gets up to pee halfway through and the couch explodes.

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 4 года назад +53

      Breen's never breen a movie but he's breen in a movie, several of them - all made by Breen. Breen, being himself. Okay it's breen real.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +12

      @@humnaali5759 Not everyone knows this, but he was in The Breen Identity, The Breen Ultimatum, The Breen Mile and Looking for AliBreendi as well.

    • @holhorse4642
      @holhorse4642 4 года назад +37

      You mean he's never *BREEN* a movie?
      I'm sorry

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 4 года назад +4

      @@holhorse4642 yes this is what I meant xD

  • @sleepybugsss
    @sleepybugsss 5 лет назад +293

    Breen had more chemistry with that eagle than with any of the other women in his films

  • @nellgwenn
    @nellgwenn 2 года назад +145

    I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies.
    And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.

  • @wyre111
    @wyre111 4 года назад +2365

    im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100
    $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 года назад +138

      And the fake beard for $2

    • @malachitemalice
      @malachitemalice 4 года назад +89

      And a few cents for the stock footage

    • @katelinteegarden-hagen9
      @katelinteegarden-hagen9 4 года назад +93

      IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao

    • @valeriegrey8328
      @valeriegrey8328 4 года назад +46

      @@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo

    • @bubblegummochi.3294
      @bubblegummochi.3294 4 года назад +11

      @@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised

  • @kaylamartinez1712
    @kaylamartinez1712 5 лет назад +1338

    All of Neil Breen’s movies remind me of that episode of The Office where everyone watches Micheal’s movie

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 5 лет назад +99

      At least michael went to actual locations 😔

    • @cantdance3809
      @cantdance3809 5 лет назад +115

      threat level midnight is a masterpiece smh

    • @lemonycatapult7300
      @lemonycatapult7300 5 лет назад +45

      Don’t disrespect Threat Level: Midnight like that 👿

    • @blurrybaby225
      @blurrybaby225 5 лет назад +34

      Threat Level: Midnight is a goddamn work of art

    • @autismduo3852
      @autismduo3852 5 лет назад +8

      yeah exactly except Threat Level: Midnight is absolutely *muah* 😗 perfect

  • @Annie-up2bi
    @Annie-up2bi 4 года назад +5689

    I JUST REALIZED THE EDITING MAKES IT LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE STORY ASIAUSHDH

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +169

      YES THATS IT

    • @iifxllxnstxr
      @iifxllxnstxr 3 года назад +92

      AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IT DOESSSSDSS

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 года назад +214

      * punches car *

    • @itajordi
      @itajordi 3 года назад +99

      @@alex-fs9yt leah style 😎

    • @p0w3r64
      @p0w3r64 3 года назад +17

      OMGAUSNHDJDJD

  • @Emily-ld2zt
    @Emily-ld2zt 2 года назад +55

    It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.

  • @RatRatRat
    @RatRatRat 5 лет назад +532

    Out of this whole movie my favourite line is definitely “I never had a beard”. So much emotion.

    • @layebataher387
      @layebataher387 5 лет назад +8

      Oh come on how could you miss "who am I. What am I" 😂😂

    • @Raven-wq4li
      @Raven-wq4li 5 лет назад +4

      this had more emotion than "i can't believe you killed yourself"

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 5 лет назад

      Time stamp?

  • @Enigmatic_Lurker
    @Enigmatic_Lurker 5 лет назад +212

    I love that he says "Follow me, you won't get hurt." As he's then the _only_ person to leave that building alive.

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 5 лет назад +4

      Somebody on set: Hey Neil, shouldn’t we actually have people for you to rescue on this rescue mission?
      Neil: No, we don’t have the budget for extras

  • @faithmedlock8671
    @faithmedlock8671 5 лет назад +5861

    I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

    • @abigailcole4972
      @abigailcole4972 5 лет назад +184

      faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

    • @Thas2
      @Thas2 5 лет назад +90

      Play With your C L A N M A T E S

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 5 лет назад +22

      faith destiny it’s next level
      💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

    • @stephaniepapaleo521
      @stephaniepapaleo521 5 лет назад +9

      Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

    • @anurvi1463
      @anurvi1463 5 лет назад +30

      I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

  • @枒
    @枒 2 года назад +133

    this is definitely one of the movies ever made

  • @jenniferhey5132
    @jenniferhey5132 5 лет назад +910

    Neil screaming “i never had a beard” at a lady is top tier flirting

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @konkeydonk
      @konkeydonk 4 года назад +2

      would like but the counter's at 666

  • @ray-the-lame
    @ray-the-lame 4 года назад +1804

    Neil sounds like Garfield if Jon died and he’s going through a crisis

    • @elmiranoga436
      @elmiranoga436 4 года назад +91

      his access to lasagna has decreased significantly.

    • @Jasminekuwonu
      @Jasminekuwonu 4 года назад +27

      Yeah he sounds like a emotionless Garfield

    • @discontinuedcat1697
      @discontinuedcat1697 4 года назад +4

      He sounds more like emotionless David Suzuki lol

    • @issastuart7245
      @issastuart7245 4 года назад +6

      why is this .. so correct

    • @blue1601
      @blue1601 4 года назад +5

      Specifically the line "I can't believe you committed suicide!"

  • @bonnie7889
    @bonnie7889 5 лет назад +673

    I love how Neil wore the same Levis jeans and black long sleeves shirt the whole time. Such a simple man.

  • @latchisswithanl6996
    @latchisswithanl6996 2 года назад +21

    Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.

  • @blehhism
    @blehhism 3 года назад +4215

    there is something so viscerally uncomfortable about neil breens entire -breening- being. the way he talks, the way he looks, the way he exists. i am convinced he is actually a robot.

    • @truepennytv
      @truepennytv 3 года назад +269

      neil breen and mark zuckerberg are extraterrestrials from the same planet

    • @someofmyplantsarestillaliv5037
      @someofmyplantsarestillaliv5037 2 года назад +170

      breen and zuckerberg 🤝 failing to convince us they're part of our race

    • @Luckypants2113
      @Luckypants2113 2 года назад +6

      What do you mean? He is obviously hu-man being…….

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 года назад +21

      And what a SEXY robot, ladies!

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 2 года назад

      Obviously, he’s made entirely of programmable DNA

  • @Limpbizkit_University
    @Limpbizkit_University 5 лет назад +899

    I can't imagine any of his movies being made after 2009

  • @jeonginsdolphinscream
    @jeonginsdolphinscream 4 года назад +8273

    Neil: *kills gf*
    Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

    • @rose-hk7ze
      @rose-hk7ze 4 года назад +360

      he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад +39

      @@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

    • @animalistic.
      @animalistic. 4 года назад +202

      He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

    • @fathiarania1058
      @fathiarania1058 3 года назад +4

      @@animalistic. sh lalala

    • @jeremydoerksen5988
      @jeremydoerksen5988 3 года назад +109

      Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

  • @shazamfirestar13
    @shazamfirestar13 Год назад +12

    Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.

  • @kei-han
    @kei-han 4 года назад +2811

    Kurtis: that’s bae goals
    subtitles: that’s bagels

  • @theorenbrown2924
    @theorenbrown2924 4 года назад +978

    Kurtis legit looks like he’s holding back tears during those action shots

    • @deeznuts-zm9ze
      @deeznuts-zm9ze 4 года назад +10

      I am.

    • @pedroks7756
      @pedroks7756 4 года назад +19

      @@deeznuts-zm9ze i'm not
      i was just straight up crying

  • @tickelweiner6841
    @tickelweiner6841 4 года назад +1742

    “Justice is served” **blows up elementary school computer lab**

  • @eddiem4268
    @eddiem4268 2 года назад +21

    twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room

  • @hannahstokes1065
    @hannahstokes1065 5 лет назад +3860

    Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 3 года назад +8417

    The only thing that would make this better is if the stock footage still had a watermark

  • @glimmerCD
    @glimmerCD 5 лет назад +3870

    “oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 лет назад +176

      Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

    • @mirandazhao1889
      @mirandazhao1889 5 лет назад +29

      worm

    • @Km_cm8rr
      @Km_cm8rr 5 лет назад +101

      It’s low key accurate af

    • @letmeinyourhouse965
      @letmeinyourhouse965 5 лет назад +103

      @@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

    • @hektorsall
      @hektorsall 4 года назад +60

      @@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

  • @alnabulsi313
    @alnabulsi313 2 года назад +15

    Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.

  • @joudym.yassien6361
    @joudym.yassien6361 5 лет назад +744

    Ok but why does this movie look like it came straight out of the game "episode"

    • @henthai9269
      @henthai9269 4 года назад +7

      LMAO IT DOESS

    • @elixx1649
      @elixx1649 4 года назад +33

      Like the walking is the same, have you seen the episode walking, its like they are wearing socks and trying to run on a wet floor.

  • @toiletpaper6408
    @toiletpaper6408 5 лет назад +496

    Kurtis could easily recreate this whole movie and that’s something I’d pay to see

  • @joeygoh123
    @joeygoh123 5 лет назад +2914

    Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox Год назад +23

    It looks like this movie was funded ENTIRELY with whatever change he could find in between his couch cushions

  • @lailab3019
    @lailab3019 5 лет назад +1522

    I want someone to direct his movies like forreal, with all his ideas and shit , maybe we could have a nice movie

    • @juxp16
      @juxp16 5 лет назад +9

      Laïla B for real!!!

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 5 лет назад +66

      Naa the plot is terrible and random

    • @sunnysunset6108
      @sunnysunset6108 5 лет назад +120

      I find the idea of someone ACTUALLY investing in his ideas too HILARIOUS. Ineed this

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +43

      Hire Michael Scott as the director, after all he made the greatest movie of the century, Threat Level Midnight.

    • @rebaoreilly8900
      @rebaoreilly8900 5 лет назад +17

      We need a collab with Tommy Wiseau

  • @godslittlestidiot2984
    @godslittlestidiot2984 3 года назад +2406

    I've watched a couple Neil Breen movies but the problem is even if you watch them with friends, you instantly forget everything that happened the second the movie is over. Too many insane things happen at once.

    • @WEFAbender6
      @WEFAbender6 3 года назад +61

      Movies? This man was allowed near any filming equipment after this?

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 2 года назад +6

      Just watch the Jaboody Dubs version. You're welcome!

    • @PiccoloNamexio
      @PiccoloNamexio 2 года назад +18

      ​@@WEFAbender6 actually, there are like... 4 movies before this one

    • @april_
      @april_ Год назад +4

      I need to watch these with my friends while high

    • @Ourelleetsy
      @Ourelleetsy Год назад

      ​@@PiccoloNamexiothe same.. exact types of movies?

  • @Sky-ip1qy
    @Sky-ip1qy 4 года назад +4039

    I can't get over how sweet Kurtis is. When he put in the trigger warning I was surprised tbh because not many people do that. 10/10 good boy.

    • @marmarstiehler8612
      @marmarstiehler8612 4 года назад +393

      And in the video he did on Neal Breens other movie, he blurred or blacked out all the blood in every scene he showed just for the people who dont like blood (those were his own words). Like hes just so considerate, I cant-

    • @Wallflowerzizme
      @Wallflowerzizme 3 года назад +219

      Kurtis is so sweet and such a big ally to women

    • @evaetzel347
      @evaetzel347 3 года назад +228

      He also give us an extra greeting

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 3 года назад +239

      When people say "not all men", they mean Kurtis. He would never.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад +53

      kurtis is so god damn precious

  • @theresahaironthescreen
    @theresahaironthescreen Год назад +9

    25:02 The fact that there's a finding nemo poster in this scene, and Neil Breenscreen didn't think to find another image of a random room to use kills me.

  • @nathancampbell541
    @nathancampbell541 5 лет назад +9179

    Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech

    • @dannybreaux6082
      @dannybreaux6082 5 лет назад +263

      You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic 5 лет назад +93

      Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏

    • @nadhifrazkaramadhan9325
      @nadhifrazkaramadhan9325 5 лет назад +131

      Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 5 лет назад +35

      Because he is God

    • @victoriahartmann9070
      @victoriahartmann9070 5 лет назад +43

      he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies

  • @smallandstressed2364
    @smallandstressed2364 5 лет назад +695

    Neil: there will be no computers, because I hate them.
    Also Neil: let’s do a whole movie based on technology and a.i.

  • @rachelelizabeth9904
    @rachelelizabeth9904 4 года назад +2115

    when Kurtis said “bae goals” i thought he said “bagels” for a solid two minutes and i was so confused

  • @ri2587
    @ri2587 2 года назад +57

    This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long RUclips sketch

  • @kumorielle8939
    @kumorielle8939 4 года назад +2125

    Whenever I watch this video it just reminds me that I am not as terrible of a writer as I think

    • @hamilmiller8940
      @hamilmiller8940 3 года назад +60

      Only thing stopping you is your mind, some people make garbage all the time but they’re confident about it so it works and they get famous

    • @Delta0001-y
      @Delta0001-y 3 года назад +15

      @@hamilmiller8940 100% (apparently)

    • @felicitas.c.
      @felicitas.c. 3 года назад +3

      But t is is the worst of the worst

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 2 года назад

      Youre still terrible tho

    • @vehicularmanslaughter1296
      @vehicularmanslaughter1296 2 года назад +8

      This really just makes me feel much better about myself in general

  • @roseaeries
    @roseaeries 5 лет назад +2517

    “I think about Niel Breen almost every day of my life” same brother, same.

    • @maddiepaddy2608
      @maddiepaddy2608 5 лет назад +14

      Da frick? I think of him every hour

    • @mariamelsayed5041
      @mariamelsayed5041 5 лет назад +4

      Rose Aeries I think of Neil Breen every minute.

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 5 лет назад +7

      That’s nothing I think about him every second

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 5 лет назад +5

      @@jasj122 i think about him every millisecond

    • @1cepool
      @1cepool 5 лет назад +1

      i think of him every millisecond of life

  • @CatchyFox360
    @CatchyFox360 4 года назад +5175

    “twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 года назад +21

      💀💀

    • @patrick__swayze
      @patrick__swayze 4 года назад +35

      I didn’t think of it like that and now I don’t know how to feel.

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 4 года назад +27

      Glad I wasn't the only one to think of balls when I read the title

    • @tuhimerameraa1
      @tuhimerameraa1 4 года назад +7

      @@georgaseebalack6003 isn't that what the meaning is??

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 4 года назад +19

      Your comment made my bf cry. PTSD

  • @miadruckrey8629
    @miadruckrey8629 2 года назад +46

    Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

  • @topolinapoodle16
    @topolinapoodle16 5 лет назад +2470

    the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 лет назад +43

      Yup, something's not right

    • @gabrieltiq412
      @gabrieltiq412 5 лет назад +1

      @MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

    • @gabrieltiq412
      @gabrieltiq412 5 лет назад +1

      @MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

    • @vilya9296
      @vilya9296 5 лет назад +84

      @@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

    • @allysilman1631
      @allysilman1631 5 лет назад +79

      @@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

  • @alyssac9317
    @alyssac9317 5 лет назад +1623

    “Movie scenes you never knew used a green screen”
    Neil breen: hold my beer

  • @elliewuzzup7689
    @elliewuzzup7689 5 лет назад +248

    I love how he sets up the movie like it's going to be totally different "no more laptops, no more deserts" and then it ends up being exactly like every other Breen "masterpiece", complete with world conquering AI, a room full of computers, oh and that one explosion sound effect.

  • @nellie-zr9pk
    @nellie-zr9pk Год назад +16

    I find the fact that Kurtis' editing in the video is better than the editing in the movie funny

  • @noyou6220
    @noyou6220 4 года назад +499

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING THE SCENE IN THE BUILDING WITH THE EXPLOSIONS LMAO IS THIS ACTUALLY A MOVIE WHAT

    • @curlyhaircupid
      @curlyhaircupid 4 года назад +15

      IKR WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT DHHDDYYDFU

    • @bunyumie
      @bunyumie 4 года назад +3

      JDBDJSJK SAME

    • @deeznuts-zm9ze
      @deeznuts-zm9ze 4 года назад +10

      follow me. they won't hurt me. they can't hurt me. follow me.

    • @vo1ds0ng
      @vo1ds0ng 4 года назад +11

      not only is this a real movie, my school's principal found out about it and now wants to see it because he actually thinks it's gonna be good. he literally thinks this is the next big thing or something and i have no idea where he got that impression from.

    • @Brgrman268
      @Brgrman268 4 года назад +4

      WAIT THAT WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE MOVIE I THOUGHT KURTIS WAS JUST EDITING OVER IT LMAOOO

  • @alexmckenzie3814
    @alexmckenzie3814 5 лет назад +476

    A new Neil Breen movie surfaces on the internet.
    Kurtis: it's big breen time

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 5 лет назад +8389

    Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.

    • @sophiamiller7411
      @sophiamiller7411 5 лет назад +893

      Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.

    • @kimanh4511
      @kimanh4511 5 лет назад +314

      Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt

    • @sweetsnacc1596
      @sweetsnacc1596 5 лет назад +53

      i read aunt as mom oop-

    • @DeathOfARockStar
      @DeathOfARockStar 5 лет назад +92

      Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!

    • @zl8074
      @zl8074 5 лет назад +69

      I am your lesbian aunt

  • @bradywilliams2951
    @bradywilliams2951 2 года назад +9

    15:30
    Let's Game it out Music!! Love it

  • @meganrudacille878
    @meganrudacille878 5 лет назад +680

    The dialogue sounds like a story I’d write in seventh grade creative writing class thinking I was edgy and cool

  • @meow477
    @meow477 4 года назад +1650

    the way that day neil says *”b i t c h .”*

    • @radioheadfan78
      @radioheadfan78 3 года назад +78

      no emotion whatsoever. like no anger

    • @anony20087
      @anony20087 3 года назад +67

      Emotions has left the chat

    • @JunkiestPile
      @JunkiestPile 3 года назад +35

      istg I died when I first heard him say it

    • @deleteyourself8965
      @deleteyourself8965 3 года назад +8

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED SSKSJJSJSJ

    • @jbones6930
      @jbones6930 3 года назад +1

      IK!!! 😭🤚

  • @Natalie-rr7db
    @Natalie-rr7db 4 года назад +3681

    I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 4 года назад +210

      That's because he's a part A.I

    • @Babybluegalpink_
      @Babybluegalpink_ 4 года назад +140

      And his acting is bad.

    • @patriciavicente374
      @patriciavicente374 4 года назад +44

      Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol

    • @marvelineous
      @marvelineous 4 года назад +26

      he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight

    • @jalisaalanaye1662
      @jalisaalanaye1662 4 года назад +4

      Mildly ? Lol I think notttt