Why Did KFC Make A Romance Movie

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Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @BlueRedGooGoo
    @BlueRedGooGoo 3 года назад +10843

    My life goal is now to be so annoying that somebody pays me $500,000 to disappear.

    • @Kelly-br4it
      @Kelly-br4it 3 года назад +160

      LMAOSAO

    • @alanamaria1273
      @alanamaria1273 3 года назад +213

      You could go the gossip girl route and get a really big secret on someone and threaten to expose it. But you have to make it seem like they came up with the idea so they don’t try to blackmail you back

    • @BlueRedGooGoo
      @BlueRedGooGoo 3 года назад +38

      @@alanamaria1273 i totally forgot the plot of that show tbh.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +17

      Well you’re on track already

    • @winterbonnie7500
      @winterbonnie7500 3 года назад +19

      Good luck my friend.its 2020,anything can happen

  • @elliswaitz1203
    @elliswaitz1203 3 года назад +10868

    There was a disappointing lack of fried chicken in this movie

  • @bewitchedbat
    @bewitchedbat Год назад +4882

    Her mom could’ve solved her problems so easily:
    1. Marry the man herself
    2. Fire the chef

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Год назад

      they were literally fucking but for some reason they both decided he had to marry the daughter like they didn't even consider marrying eachother as an option

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 Год назад +239

      And Sell the house you dont have to live in a mansion

    • @likith.nnaveen1769
      @likith.nnaveen1769 Год назад +129

      @@bezllama3325 or try to rent it and live in a smaller house.

    • @endplanets
      @endplanets 11 месяцев назад +36

      @@likith.nnaveen1769 They live in Kentucky (I think). I demand an authentic sweet sweet trailer park.

    • @jackr0101
      @jackr0101 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@endplanets its kfc so yes kentucky

  • @gray9818
    @gray9818 Год назад +6006

    Honestly I'm just impressed at the writers' self control for not having a "finger lickin' good" joke somewhere in there

  • @gregmcgregginton574
    @gregmcgregginton574 3 года назад +5717

    This movie is missing vanessa hudgens in it.

    • @person1044
      @person1044 3 года назад +466

      Plot twist: All the characters in this movie are all Vanessa Hudgens

    • @uroojusmani5697
      @uroojusmani5697 3 года назад +21

      Facts😂

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 3 года назад +39

      @@person1044 I laughed way too hard at this 😂

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +29

      Cause it’s by Lifetime, not Netflix

    • @nnnn-sc2im
      @nnnn-sc2im 3 года назад +9

      @@DeathnoteBB we know, it’s a joke

  • @gracealyssa28
    @gracealyssa28 3 года назад +6244

    If the mom wanted her daughter to marry into money she could’ve just let Jessica marry Harland cause he’s clearly a very successful chef

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 года назад +669

      Yes! Or the mom could have married the rich guy herself. But no we need forced drama in the movie

    • @Emmysn0w
      @Emmysn0w 3 года назад +386

      This movie is just marry this rich guy or the other rich guy

    • @justarandompanda7568
      @justarandompanda7568 3 года назад +67

      I see what you're saying but... This is a movie from KFC.... I feel like this is as good as it can get😐

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 3 года назад +89

      Even if she did marry Daddy’s Money Rich Boy, who said the mom even *gets* any of that money.
      Did she think her douchy son-in-law would just take care of it for dear old Mumsie?

    • @aniredler
      @aniredler 3 года назад

      oh yeeeeeeeeeeah!

  • @catsareawesomefr
    @catsareawesomefr Год назад +2322

    this move feels like its based on a fan fiction a 14 year old had written about them falling in love with their celebrity crush

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 Год назад +144

      Ah yes, every 14 year olds celebrity crush, "k e r n e l s a n d e r s"

    • @kirbyteeth
      @kirbyteeth Год назад +1

      so true

    • @Uggnog
      @Uggnog 11 месяцев назад +47

      And they had an old rich chicken man fetish 'cause they saw that one dating sim with hot anime colonel sanders

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@Uggnog by kfc

    • @ghostt98
      @ghostt98 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@petermmm42 *colonel Sanders /lh

  • @littleolme7877
    @littleolme7877 Год назад +821

    The "A woman and daughter are in debt and the daughter has to marry a rich man that she obviously doesn't like, but the arranged husband and the mom obviously like each other and are having an affair and the reason why he wants to marry the daughter is so that he can keep having those affairs" plot really makes me think they made this stupid on purpose.
    Like... yeah, what's the issue? Is the mom worried that she's gonna look like a cougar who preys on younger men? I genuinely don't think a lot of people would care (which concerns me a bit, but that's a whole different can of worms).

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 Год назад +98

      I think the issue is that Billy is way too concerned with his status and how he looks to others to not have a super beautiful and young wife.

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@theclaybor4352 That makes sense. The only other reason I can think of as to why Billy didn't just marry the mom in the first place is that they began their affair when the dad was still alive and Billy was already dating Jessica. If that were the case then Billy suddenly proposing to the mom would seem in extremely poor taste.

  • @p.6563
    @p.6563 3 года назад +10110

    A restaurant, a movie, a dating game, and a console. KFC does everything.

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 года назад +163

      A dating game?

    • @p.6563
      @p.6563 3 года назад +505

      @@peanutbutter4435 Yup. It's called "I Love You, Colonel Sanders!"

    • @peanutbutter4435
      @peanutbutter4435 3 года назад +187

      @@p.6563 oh my god 💀

    • @elsachee
      @elsachee 3 года назад +121

      @@p.6563 I looked it up and it gave me nightmares💀

    • @jamesbond-sp8nc
      @jamesbond-sp8nc 3 года назад +300

      @@elsachee Whaaat? Why would it be nightmare inducing? Wouldn’t you want to woo such a smexy man?

  • @jasonhorton
    @jasonhorton 3 года назад +8056

    Your move Chik-fil-A

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 3 года назад +208

      the battle of the terrible fast food movies

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 3 года назад +177

      can’t wait for the diss tracks

    • @Elliott540
      @Elliott540 3 года назад +125

      Im waiting for Cornell Sanders to take the Chil-fill-A cow to a boxing match

    • @WOW-gi9ww
      @WOW-gi9ww 3 года назад +8

      @@Elliott540 lol

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 года назад +41

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  • @avery7942
    @avery7942 Год назад +759

    I actually really like how he is awkward, as someone who is really awkward myself because I struggle socially due to autism, i like seeing someone who is "weird" being seen as desirable. This is actually a very normal and realistic circumstance considering that many people are awkward, especially around people they are attracted to!

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 месяцев назад +40

      Yep but it’s a KFC romance movie so it would be nice to have a charismatic lead because it’s….. a meme haha

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway 10 месяцев назад +34

      yeah agreed. i found it a bit weird that Danny was criticizing that plot point, considering that he's pretty awkward and shy himself lol

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@maddieb.4282 him being awkward doesn't make it any less memeworthy

    • @InterpolBulliedMe
      @InterpolBulliedMe 4 месяца назад +3

      Didn't ask

  • @sminthian
    @sminthian Год назад +137

    They really need to keep this going, movies from restaurants:
    Olive Garden - The Magic Breadstick
    Texas Roadhouse - A Steak Too Far
    McDonald's - Down to Clown
    Burger King - Quarter Pound-her
    Taco Bell - Yo Quiero Taco Hell
    Chick Fil A - something about Jesus

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 4 месяца назад +26

      Quarter pound-her is wild 💀😂😂

    • @thomasdickson35
      @thomasdickson35 2 месяца назад +9

      I want to see the whole McDonald's crew as gangsters with Ronald being a pseudo-Joker.

    • @blyatman5891
      @blyatman5891 29 дней назад

      @@hennegivensunday That's the porn movie.

  • @connorgillespie9606
    @connorgillespie9606 3 года назад +2431

    so this is what they spend their money on rather than paying me more than minimum wage

  • @giuseppethegoat4660
    @giuseppethegoat4660 3 года назад +10386

    This movie is just finger licking weird

  • @rottenteeth2623
    @rottenteeth2623 9 месяцев назад +181

    danny clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of a large buff beefy man who is very shy and quiet. i guess the appreciation of babygirl energy from grown men evades some of us.

  • @Arson_isa_arsonist
    @Arson_isa_arsonist Год назад +66

    The actor for Colonel Sanders looks like hes always trying to make the :3 face irl

    • @haleychristine13
      @haleychristine13 Год назад +12

      put some respect in mario lopez’s name pls 🥲

  • @ItsPalice
    @ItsPalice 3 года назад +6560

    Why does Mario Lopez look like he’s from lazy town

    • @hadassah_g
      @hadassah_g 3 года назад +65

      Lmaoo

    • @oxynitrate
      @oxynitrate 3 года назад +71

      Accurate

    • @tokofukawa4654
      @tokofukawa4654 3 года назад +214

      Sportacus is superior sorry 🙄🖐

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 3 года назад +163

      @@tokofukawa4654 okay but...Robbie Rotten- 😳😩💕

    • @tokofukawa4654
      @tokofukawa4654 3 года назад +61

      @@PGOuma PERIOD HIM TOO

  • @theromanticlady6881
    @theromanticlady6881 3 года назад +6898

    this whole movie sounds like a wattpad fanfic about kfc guy

    • @queenblister7845
      @queenblister7845 3 года назад +145

      do you want one because i found someone elses

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 года назад +49

      @@queenblister7845 absolutely yes please!

    • @melivspp4796
      @melivspp4796 3 года назад +18

      FRRR

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 года назад +37

      That’s probably where they got the idea

    • @bwokki
      @bwokki 3 года назад +20

      definetely the best definition

  • @LoprinzessVT
    @LoprinzessVT Год назад +423

    Danny: WHY DONT YOU MARRY THE CHOCOLATE MAN!
    The film: *reveals that the mother and said man were having an affair*
    Danny: NO NO NO

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 Год назад +44

      Which is precisely why she should've just married the guy instead of making her daughter date him in the first place.
      Unless they started having an affair when her husband was still alive and Jessica and the chocolate man were already dating...

    • @janationaltreasure
      @janationaltreasure 11 месяцев назад +9

      marriage and long weekend in vineyards are quite different

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@misseli1 I think if she married Billy then the hookups would lose their taboo edge, a lot of people like cheating because it's illicit and given the chance to just be with the person they're cheating with, they wouldn't because the relationship would lose its whole appeal

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@janationaltreasure i mean yeah but if he married the other girl it'd be loveless anyway so might as well be married and have long weekends in the vineyard vs no marriage and also no weekends in the vineyard

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 2 года назад +182

    I've rewatched this so many times and I just noticed Danny completely doesn't know what an S in cursive looks like, even with the context of knowing the person's full name.

    • @cassielilah9192
      @cassielilah9192 8 месяцев назад +10

      I've seen this video so many times and it bugs me so much every time"CHJ"???? Like c'mon man 😂😂😂

    • @laceyrainbolt5432
      @laceyrainbolt5432 Месяц назад

      but he managed to read “Secret Recipe” like 5 seconds before that? danny…

    • @Shae29
      @Shae29 Месяц назад

      @@cassielilah9192ME TOO😭

  • @cheesedip989
    @cheesedip989 3 года назад +10328

    *imagine creating a successful food franchise only for it to make a fan fiction romance movie about you*

    • @zainab5185
      @zainab5185 3 года назад +593

      colenel sanders watching in heaven be like "I made a mistake"

    • @octopaws
      @octopaws 3 года назад +402

      Dont forget the dating game

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 года назад +30

      @Carol Pretzel oh my 😂

    • @siri7228
      @siri7228 3 года назад +27

      LMFAOOO

    • @Usshamma
      @Usshamma 3 года назад +106

      Also the colonel sanders stripper sequence

  • @myasanimationroom8503
    @myasanimationroom8503 3 года назад +5264

    Why did they make a romance movie? You should be asking why they made an ENTIRE DATING SIMULATOR GAME.

    • @yaboi5460
      @yaboi5460 3 года назад +284

      They did what

    • @Basil_of_Nagi
      @Basil_of_Nagi 3 года назад +137

      Was that KFC or a fan game?
      I definitely thought it was a fan game

    • @abrahamlincoln1217
      @abrahamlincoln1217 3 года назад +84

      Is it steamy

    • @D0ge-
      @D0ge- 3 года назад +49

      @@Basil_of_Nagi it is

    • @rosethealienboi6847
      @rosethealienboi6847 3 года назад +51

      I heard about that but I kinda hoped it was just a nightmare I had.

  • @lonelyfroggy5787
    @lonelyfroggy5787 7 месяцев назад +31

    Danny made a point about men grabbing women by the bicep in movies and it's actually harder to shake off or get away from someone's grip when the're holding you above the elbow

  • @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401
    @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 11 месяцев назад +9

    3:46 French speaker here, "Le Petit Pamplemousse" translates to "The Little Grapefruit", which I think is very funny

  • @HeatherChandlerBQ
    @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 года назад +1831

    Every Hallmark Movie:
    - independent business woman lead (usually a journalist)
    - can’t focus on Christmas because the big project is due
    - has a boyfriend that she doesn’t like
    - goes back to her hometown which is famous for being very Christmassy
    - meets attractive boy (sometimes they have a history)
    - he teaches her the meaning of Christmas
    - she breaks up with her boyfriend
    - she stays at her hometown with this new boy
    - at some point there is a montage of her getting to know him
    - at the beginning there is usually a sassy black character that is only there for comedy
    - sometimes doesn’t like Christmas because something bad happened to her family at Christmas (death, divorce, etc)

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 года назад +259

      Don't forget that she probably went there to shut down some sort of bakery or orphanage or whatever

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 года назад +32

      @@sallybradshaw4576 tru. very tru.

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 3 года назад +155

      @@sallybradshaw4576 and don’t forget the bakery has a bunch of young adults who struggle to make ends meat and she doesn’t care until she meets the guy

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 года назад +98

      @@thelanktheist2626 Naturally. Conversely, if it's the sort of movie where she marries a prince, then there has to be some sort of deception involved. Like she pretends to be a chef or something.

    • @hixel1268
      @hixel1268 3 года назад +76

      You forgot about the orphan in a wheelchair who gets adopted by the couple at the end of the movie

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie 3 года назад +4205

    The “secret’s out chicken man” line is absolutely the best line ever said in a movie ever

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/user/LazyNeighbors

    • @Albert_7
      @Albert_7 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/user/LazyNeighbors

    • @squitchbob8805
      @squitchbob8805 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/_WUkWBmVyP4/видео.html

    • @agathaa.4497
      @agathaa.4497 3 года назад +58

      What about the “ beat it, crouton!” line?

    • @heyitsjayjay2809
      @heyitsjayjay2809 3 года назад +42

      "Beat it, Crouton" is a close runner-up though

  • @marz5694
    @marz5694 Год назад +12

    “Billy stop! Billy no” totally not that one scene from stranger things

  • @bluebird5670
    @bluebird5670 Год назад +145

    Didn’t watch this when it dropped bc I thought the movie was so cringe no critique could make it interesting, and goddamn was I missing out. Top tier comedy. Also, I hope the Gregs under the desk are ok ❤️

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +10

      we aren't, no. but we're not moving out, the rent is too good to pass up

  • @MonaKarness
    @MonaKarness 3 года назад +6653

    I can’t be the only one who thinks Harland looks like a cgi character

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 3 года назад +222

      I was literally about to post the same comment, he does not look real at all

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 3 года назад +446

      He looks like he's straight out of lazy town.

    • @shyartist1310
      @shyartist1310 3 года назад +53

      Yeah he doesn’t look real

    • @majomarin2210
      @majomarin2210 3 года назад +32

      @@Lameashellcosplay Omg he does JAJAJAJAJAJA 💀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 3 года назад +7

      No, he totally does

  • @thegirlinthefireplace10
    @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 года назад +3932

    “Don’t call me crouton” is the new “nobody puts baby in a corner”

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 3 года назад +29

      Is that a fall out boy reference or dirty Dancing? 😁

    • @SofiyaRaj
      @SofiyaRaj 3 года назад +49

      @@Spooky_l3xxi sounds like something dean winchester would say

    • @thegirlinthefireplace10
      @thegirlinthefireplace10 3 года назад +32

      @@Spooky_l3xxi My intention was Dirty Dancing, but I suppose it could also be Fall Out Boy lol (Love the name btw)

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 3 года назад +11

      @@Spooky_l3xxi You must be very young.

    • @nicholastricarico2957
      @nicholastricarico2957 3 года назад +10

      Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever top "Hal, it's about cats."

  • @jin6104
    @jin6104 Год назад +61

    The image of Danny's fans crawling up from the dark abyss that is under his desk is terrifying.

  • @cravenmorpus
    @cravenmorpus Год назад +29

    9:06 that was me, (Gregory), and all the other Greg's that follow you, under that desk. You broke my index finger when you kicked me! Forcing us back under the desk.
    We're starving. Please let us get more than crumbs that fall from your plate.. and the potty bucket needs to be replaced! All 5.6 million of us can't use just ONE potty bucket! Jeez Danny, I thought you loved our para-social relationship?!?!

  • @polyubiquitin
    @polyubiquitin 3 года назад +1523

    The real question is why don’t romance movies make more fried chicken.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад +1

      Do you even realize how many likes you got

    • @BayHarbo
      @BayHarbo 3 года назад

      Start a petition WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD

    • @elisadjones
      @elisadjones 3 года назад

      😂 ikr

    • @Juno-bug
      @Juno-bug 3 года назад

      Indeed

  • @althepal42
    @althepal42 3 года назад +715

    “I’m either 70 years old, or 28” -my back

  • @fawnqueen
    @fawnqueen 9 месяцев назад +16

    Watching this with my kitten right now. She’s very intrigued, so much she’s stepping on my phone

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Год назад +16

    This movie is so weird, not because it's based on KFC, but because the plot could be easily resolved with the mom just marrying Billy. They clearly like each other and visit each other often, I don't understand why Jessica who isn't interested in Billy has to be the one to marry him. If anything, it would be easier for them if Billy married the mom because she's the one who owns the house. Jessica doesn't own the house.

  • @DaneMind
    @DaneMind 3 года назад +3552

    “a film by jean”
    yeah i wouldn’t put my last name either, jean.

    • @itsjamyesitis1225
      @itsjamyesitis1225 3 года назад +100

      glad somebody else noticed that too.

    • @reallifehuman9593
      @reallifehuman9593 3 года назад +55

      they had the right idea

    • @DaneMind
      @DaneMind 3 года назад +18

      @@1115life bruh if anyone’s plugging anything on my comment it’s me
      check out my vids💚

    • @crazygrrl53
      @crazygrrl53 3 года назад +37

      That had me cracking up 😂😂😂 like who are you?! I liked the movie tho lol

    • @fay729
      @fay729 3 года назад +31

      oh no that is their last name, the movie was made by billie jean

  • @professionalvictimandcerti8828
    @professionalvictimandcerti8828 3 года назад +9433

    Sounds like a Wattpad fanfiction that someone wrote as a joke

    • @ghostfrog5470
      @ghostfrog5470 3 года назад +188

      Barry .B Benson
      My arch nemesis🙄

    • @fia5594
      @fia5594 3 года назад +24

      poor adam

    • @nio4501
      @nio4501 3 года назад +144

      Reminds me of Wendy’s stories on Wattpad-

    • @professionalvictimandcerti8828
      @professionalvictimandcerti8828 3 года назад +13

      @@fia5594 ikr he didn't deserve that

    • @mee_ep
      @mee_ep 3 года назад +8

      I was gonna say the same thing 😂

  • @rosefromtitanic2264
    @rosefromtitanic2264 Год назад +34

    Honestly this is like if someone made a fanfiction story into a movie

  • @anavideos2445
    @anavideos2445 Год назад +28

    After this, I am casually wanting Danny to know that KFC also has a free dating game that is available on Steam.

  • @rachelspencer8887
    @rachelspencer8887 3 года назад +3231

    That $500,000 that Billy tried to use to “buy off” Harland probably could’ve paid off their debt.......?

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 3 года назад +50

      frrr😭

    • @fourearwolf3315
      @fourearwolf3315 3 года назад +54

      That’s why her mom wanted her daughter to marry him. He probably has a lot more to give away.

    • @december0934
      @december0934 3 года назад +153

      i would've accepted the cash and skrt, she didn't seem all that special to keep around for a lifetime

    • @dv6868
      @dv6868 3 года назад +11

      dudeee yess... Harland shouldn't even be there in the first place wtf

    • @taqwasherefa9029
      @taqwasherefa9029 3 года назад +4

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl thats weird music

  • @nick-kd2yx
    @nick-kd2yx 3 года назад +7134

    Stop acting like this isn’t gold, Danny

    • @96vetements
      @96vetements 3 года назад +210

      your name isn't even greg. NICK.
      edit: bruh y'all can't take a joke

    • @Lilithislost
      @Lilithislost 3 года назад +11

      procyberbully shut up

    • @nick-kd2yx
      @nick-kd2yx 3 года назад +295

      @@96vetements Greg is a state of being, not a name you pleb

    • @thefire4613
      @thefire4613 3 года назад +57

      About as gold as the golden, crispy chicken that you can get down at KFC for only 5.99!!!

    • @midoriyaaazu
      @midoriyaaazu 3 года назад +78

      @@96vetements you have no clue what you’re talking about, greg is a life style, it is everything, to treat it as nothing but a name is so highly disrespectful.

  • @thedarethnator2216
    @thedarethnator2216 3 месяца назад +7

    I’m on toilet right now , and I’m scared of letting go because the diarrhea will kill me

  • @Justin-xn8oi
    @Justin-xn8oi Год назад +25

    this was the greatest 15 minute I have ever spent watching a mini movie. It is perfect, and its okay not to like it. Its okay.
    perfection

  • @OUTINTHEDARKfilms
    @OUTINTHEDARKfilms 3 года назад +3252

    can confirm the only thing realistic in the movie is that men do grab women by the biceps

  • @TrenBlack
    @TrenBlack 3 года назад +2961

    This video is $50k in free KFC advertising XD

    • @timmyg946
      @timmyg946 3 года назад +24

      then it isn't free? lmao

    • @phosfine7793
      @phosfine7793 3 года назад +20

      @Wan Amirul 50k? Free? Which one lol

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 года назад

      Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 года назад +41

      @@phosfine7793 he meant 50k worth of advertising for KFC but for free because the video is not sponsored by KFC in any way.

    • @nigelngzhengjie2823
      @nigelngzhengjie2823 3 года назад +1

      @Wan Amirul example

  • @superfan364
    @superfan364 2 года назад +22

    8:03 I really thought she was gonna say "Wanna hear something scary?" 😭

  • @candycuck
    @candycuck Год назад +5

    u actually can pass debt to ur kid if u die but not if ur spouse is still alive

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +5020

    Imagine watching this on the new KFC console

  • @joeytansey8466
    @joeytansey8466 3 года назад +730

    Poor girl, if she had just been subscribed to Danny, she wouldn't need to worry about marrying to save her family name, because her family name would be Greg which is already the most powerful family.

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 года назад +39

      And the fastest growing family on the internet! (don't look that up)

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 3 года назад +12

      Greg will take over the world! (Or at least the internet)

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq 3 года назад +6

      Aww poor girl

  • @varsityreviews707
    @varsityreviews707 Год назад +23

    As someone who works at KFC, this is amazing! I'm making DVD copies of this for everyone at work!

    • @melroysojan
      @melroysojan Год назад

      Plz do sell it too😎😂

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 Год назад +1

      @@melroysojan Why though? First that's illegal and second you can watch it for free anyway

    • @gemh89
      @gemh89 Год назад +1

      I worked at KFC in 2006-2007, I was 16, and had to wear a t shirt that said "try a piece for 50p"

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 2 месяца назад

      of the movie or danny's video?

    • @varsityreviews707
      @varsityreviews707 2 месяца назад

      @@emamacitas the movie

  • @blissfullycat02
    @blissfullycat02 Год назад +31

    I absolutely believe they made it intentionally cringy... there is no way they didnt, its ridiculous lol

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 года назад +11571

    why do they talk about the executive chef at a wildly popular restaurant like he's a peasant ? imagine calling gordon ramsey a crouton

  • @fath3rl3ssb3havior9
    @fath3rl3ssb3havior9 3 года назад +15338

    Maybe if she got hello fresh she wouldn’t be suffering financially

    • @asliceofbread1601
      @asliceofbread1601 3 года назад +836

      "and that brings us to today's sponsor hello fresh!"

    • @shook9375
      @shook9375 3 года назад +305

      @@asliceofbread1601 I was waiting for that part but it never came :/

    • @aquablueyt3700
      @aquablueyt3700 3 года назад +251

      that would've been such a smooth transition...

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 3 года назад +105

      I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THAT BUT HE DIDNT

    • @noemi5937
      @noemi5937 3 года назад +18

      @@dizzymisslizzy4569 ME TOO

  • @TrueSlugcat
    @TrueSlugcat Год назад +4

    "For real, GET BACK UNDER THE DESK"
    Crying out loud, that broke me.

  • @SavageBokoblinCrusher
    @SavageBokoblinCrusher 4 месяца назад +5

    Dont drink water while watching Danny's videos. With the amount of times you're going to spit it out laughing, its not worth it.

  • @haileys4381
    @haileys4381 3 года назад +9915

    Can't believe that nobody said "finger-lickin' good" even once

    • @redactedredacted658
      @redactedredacted658 3 года назад +831

      thats reserved for the porn parody

    • @lcyanide2073
      @lcyanide2073 3 года назад +74

      :o anyways so-

    • @jackhillman3599
      @jackhillman3599 3 года назад +262

      They suspended that slogan because of coronavirus lmaooo. Can't be licking our fingers now!

    • @aidankahlert
      @aidankahlert 3 года назад +75

      They’re saving that for the sequel

    • @atzilutth
      @atzilutth 3 года назад +73

      @@redactedredacted658 Your pfp and channel name make this even better-

  • @saladgirl2.038
    @saladgirl2.038 3 года назад +10010

    I feel like we're all sleeping on "secret's out, chicken man." Someone wrote that. Someone got PAID to write that.

    • @pinkiepie7035
      @pinkiepie7035 3 года назад +319

      It's not surprising since the Twilight novel got famous

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 3 года назад +199

      There's been much much worse done. Twilight is worse. And 50 Shades Of Grey is worse than that. That makes sense, at least.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +268

      I wouldn't be surprised if the entire movie was written around that one line. Like, someone said it spontaneously to a friend, and then it turned into a joke, which turned into a funny short story, which turned into a screenplay

    • @dazzlingburritoes5693
      @dazzlingburritoes5693 3 года назад +27

      Worse lines has been written so..

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 3 года назад +72

      I hope they got paid well.

  • @catcantthink
    @catcantthink Год назад +9

    fun fact at 3:44 the restaurant the mom says directly translates to “the small grapefruit” in french. the exact place i would want my chef to be from

  • @gemh89
    @gemh89 Год назад +4

    When I worked at KFC in 2006, I was 16, and had to wear a t-shirt that said, "try a piece for 50p"

  • @spycee9128
    @spycee9128 3 года назад +4136

    when ur name is actually greg it feels like danny knows u personally

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 3 года назад +85

      Lucky

    • @saraigonzaga393
      @saraigonzaga393 3 года назад +189

      I had a dream that danny invited me to his pool party and that’s as close as we’ve gotten to being friends.

    • @meli_lemon_real
      @meli_lemon_real 3 года назад +82

      I wonder if he knows someone named Greg. Does he say “what’s up Greg?” Every time he sees them?

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 года назад +29

      @@saraigonzaga393 what was the pool party like tho

    • @saraigonzaga393
      @saraigonzaga393 3 года назад +48

      @@thineevee7345 all i remember is really good snacks and fun games lol

  • @_lcharrelll
    @_lcharrelll 5 месяцев назад +4

    1:33 yeah that's like the whole plot of every wattpad book i read an any romance novel i read

  • @alimousatabets5751
    @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +34

    Maybe if she said "finger licking good" she wouldn't be suffering all this chaos
    Edit: yas

  • @emileepakosinski8327
    @emileepakosinski8327 3 года назад +5674

    My biggest question about this is how did they convince Mario Lopez to play a sexy colonel sanders

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 года назад +526

      it's been his dream since he was a wee lad

    • @MissSallyB1
      @MissSallyB1 3 года назад +523

      because Markiplier was too busy with Unus Annus

    • @chillinwithdolyn
      @chillinwithdolyn 3 года назад +102

      I'm thinking it might have been money

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 3 года назад +36

      So that he would become famous soon on the entertainment world. Give him his next project Hollywood. 😁

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 3 года назад +22

      @@MissSallyB1 oh my god lol

  • @Pin3C0ne
    @Pin3C0ne 3 года назад +4669

    The “secret recipe” that billy found wasn’t even a fucking recipe! It may as well have been a sticky note with doodles on it.

    • @lightx.aedits5353
      @lightx.aedits5353 3 года назад +51

      Billy is from IT but he finally got out

    • @Royalty_girlie
      @Royalty_girlie 3 года назад +7

      I- so what was the point.

    • @IIlIIIIlll
      @IIlIIIIlll 3 года назад +13

      It probably is, no, *definitely*

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 года назад +60

      It's like when you're writing notes really quickly and just write one word for every few words and makes absolutely no sense

    • @PS-vr1uv
      @PS-vr1uv 3 года назад +7

      @@chancewill6910 me taking notes at school

  • @mamadoom9724
    @mamadoom9724 Год назад +5

    “Maybe you should be the one marrying the chocolate man” 😂

  • @vi6618
    @vi6618 Год назад +14

    It would be nice to have a real movie about Sander's actual life, which from what I've seen in a documentary, might be interesting.

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 3 года назад +619

    the only thing this movie is missing is *an army of Vanessa Hudgens*

    • @amaya6489
      @amaya6489 3 года назад +10

      hello killua from hunter x hunter

    • @xonk9691
      @xonk9691 3 года назад +2

      And a fried chicken sex scene

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 года назад

      @@amaya6489 probably?

    • @hayoonpark7454
      @hayoonpark7454 3 года назад

      I hate Vanessa Hudgens

  • @lenacamp25
    @lenacamp25 3 года назад +8731

    "Cook your own food- how hard is that?!" would've been a great place for a Hello Fresh sponsor ad smh

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 3 года назад +160

      That's exactly what I was expecting!

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 3 года назад +64

      Same I was ready for him to talk about it

    • @johannaelloso9418
      @johannaelloso9418 3 года назад +42

      Same with Drew's delivery rant lmaooo

    • @mariel7475
      @mariel7475 3 года назад +26

      i thought so too lmao. i was waiting for the hello fresh ad to come out lol

    • @Grace.the_artist
      @Grace.the_artist 3 года назад +52

      It was the first time I’ve been kind of upset not to get an ad read lol

  • @jamanger
    @jamanger Год назад +24

    1:40 I like how Danny tries to poke a hole in every rom com by explaining how silly it is for ppl to date other ppl that r incompatible, cause it’s rly telling how well adjusted he is as a person to make this claim. A lot of immature ppl stay in relationships that they hate, it’s an unfortunate reality

  • @luisacavalli1618
    @luisacavalli1618 10 месяцев назад +6

    The way this movie and Interstellar have the same rotten tomatoes score 💀

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 года назад +2357

    i still don’t understand why the mom didn’t just marry the boyfriend who for some reason also has gray/white hair at the end, they OBVIOUSLY don’t care what other ppl think if they’re gonna kill a chef for some reason

    • @bichikichi
      @bichikichi 3 года назад +123

      And if the excuse for the girl to marry Billie was because he was rich and the mum needs to pay some debts, shouldnt be fine if the girl marries the KFC guy? Like he's a chef his rich as well and at the end he's even richer why is the mum still mad she could just keep hooking up with the dumb guy

    • @lianah7837
      @lianah7837 3 года назад +4

      So much action in less than 20 minutes 😂😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 3 года назад

      People* "Ppl" is not a word.

    • @truflwz3148
      @truflwz3148 3 года назад +59

      @Christine C. It's not fucking grammar school, have you heard of acronyms (ex: ig, u, btw, ttyl, kit, etc) like it's not a big deal.

    • @xxxtentacionforever4292
      @xxxtentacionforever4292 3 года назад

      He made that song for his gf because she died..
      ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html

  • @Name15268
    @Name15268 3 года назад +3014

    This sounds like a wattpad story someone made as a joke. You know, like the spongebob × reader stories

  • @lapisl.8349
    @lapisl.8349 Год назад +2

    Now I officially have seen it all.

  • @jackmarston1426
    @jackmarston1426 2 года назад +10

    Harland wasn’t shy he was a badass who actually got arrested a few times for fights he was involved in he wasn’t to be messed with

  • @genericusername4996
    @genericusername4996 3 года назад +1282

    billie missed the perfect opportunity to say "winner winner chicken dinner" when he found the recipe

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 года назад +40

      Seriously missed opportunity

    • @saraharbaugh3523
      @saraharbaugh3523 3 года назад +80

      That’s so true, but “secret’s out, chicken man” made my whole day.

    • @xxxtentacionforever4292
      @xxxtentacionforever4292 3 года назад

      He made that song for his gf because she died..
      ruclips.net/video/qKSZE3gyis8/видео.html

    • @imogenoliver-jones2687
      @imogenoliver-jones2687 3 года назад +4

      @@xxxtentacionforever4292 you know nobody cares right

    • @1115life
      @1115life 3 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/BXlTmskMZm8/видео.html 💕

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum9865 3 года назад +1286

    The real story of Colonel Sanders is WAYYY different. The real Harland was super poor and doing horrible and making fried chicken was the last thing he had left. The only time he ever found success was with his bed and breakfast place by a highway, but that got shut down. He continued to wander the streets for years until he raised enough money from selling his fried chicken recipe to finally open up the first KFC, where he finally found long lasting success. Now they make him a hotshot cook who’s making it big. Takes away all the emotion in Colonel Sanders’ story. Though he’s still the best actor in the entire movie.

    • @retro9810
      @retro9810 3 года назад +158

      *Cries in chicken*

    • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
      @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 года назад +79

      I mean it’s trying to be a cringy love story so atleast they didn’t show him negatively

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 года назад +87

      His first store he sold , he found success just by selling the rights to his recipe to some francisers across the states finally finding money and success as an old man. I believe he was in his 60s at that point

    • @timyuusis3372
      @timyuusis3372 3 года назад +19

      Goddamit I edited that twice and still said success twice fml

    • @brynntermeer9951
      @brynntermeer9951 3 года назад +33

      To add At the end of his life he hated what it became so he entered the chains and yelled at employees and threw fit.

  • @routinelyme
    @routinelyme 10 месяцев назад +8

    9:28 when they have more chemistry than Harland and Jessica

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool 5 месяцев назад

      The fact this timestamp is literally seconds before the "reveal" is so funny, you called it.

  • @I_Wonder27
    @I_Wonder27 2 года назад +5

    I love the song at the end has it always been there?

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 3 года назад +4364

    this video really got me craving some fried chicken from kentucky....no idea why

  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 3 года назад +56726

    kfc cinematic universe

  • @hanazeeshan5315
    @hanazeeshan5315 9 месяцев назад +3

    Dude the Chef literally has a filter on his face- HOW DO YOU-- i literally can't 😭

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Год назад +2

    6:57 8:44 when danny grabs his bicep,it squelches. oh no,danny’s bones are getting squishy,guys!!

  • @jross4622
    @jross4622 3 года назад +1219

    I’m just disappointed because I thought it was going to be like a KFC telenovela

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 года назад +66

      I would've hated it significantly less if it were

    • @JoseSandoval-gl9ty
      @JoseSandoval-gl9ty 3 года назад +1

      Kernal i i love your chicken

    • @kimjongun5613
      @kimjongun5613 3 года назад +5

      That would’ve been so good, hopefully they expand their universe and they do make a telenovela

    • @thenbahiphop9069
      @thenbahiphop9069 3 года назад +1

      New drake leak ruclips.net/video/6OYEM3HD3Xw/видео.html

    • @dont9354
      @dont9354 3 года назад

      Dont read my PROFILE Picturé :)

  • @isabellameng
    @isabellameng 3 года назад +1191

    So Jessica likes a weirdly old man and her mom likes a weirdly young man

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 3 года назад +91

      The weirdly young man has aged significantly when he visits her at the wellness center lol

    • @bassproshopsnob5883
      @bassproshopsnob5883 3 года назад +4

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х no

    • @ClodaghQuinnchannel
      @ClodaghQuinnchannel 3 года назад

      Haha

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 3 года назад +1

      @@samahissimplistic big age gap, she could be his mom

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 года назад +10

      @@thekrusad3r290 like he doesn't call her mommy already-

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 Год назад +8

    5:56 The goatee literally looks like a sticker. The kind of think Prozd used to use in his skits

  • @stalebaguettes_
    @stalebaguettes_ Год назад +2

    "Billy stop! Billy no!" gives off the same energy as "swiper no swiping"

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 2 года назад +9418

    I love how his *mustache, goatee, and hair* are all different shades of *grey*

  • @AaronandJo
    @AaronandJo 3 года назад +12751

    0/10 no sex scene

  • @urmom6314
    @urmom6314 Год назад +7

    Billy be ballin😎💵💵💵

  • @donthatemebcimbeautiful
    @donthatemebcimbeautiful 11 месяцев назад +9

    2:39 damn..i wasnt planning on getting lectured today

  • @ColonelFanzipantzen
    @ColonelFanzipantzen 3 года назад +635

    Colonel Sanders isn't rolling in his grave,
    he's spinning like a beyblade.

    • @WOW-gi9ww
      @WOW-gi9ww 3 года назад +1

      OMD JRKDB I’m speaking rubbish

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 года назад +10

      In Congress, July 4, 1776
      The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
      Georgia
      Button Gwinnett
      Lyman Hall
      George Walton
      North Carolina
      William Hooper
      Joseph Hewes
      John Penn
      South Carolina
      Edward Rutledge
      Thomas Heyward, Jr.
      Thomas Lynch, Jr.
      Arthur Middleton
      Massachusetts
      John Hancock
      Maryland
      Samuel Chase
      William Paca
      Thomas Stone
      Charles Carroll of Carrollton
      Virginia
      George Wythe
      Richard Henry Lee
      Thomas Jefferson
      Benjamin Harrison
      Thomas Nelson, Jr.
      Francis Lightfoot Lee
      Carter Braxton
      Pennsylvania
      Robert Morris
      Benjamin Rush
      Benjamin Franklin
      John Morton
      George Clymer
      James Smith
      George Taylor
      James Wilson
      George Ross
      Delaware
      Caesar Rodney
      George Read
      Thomas McKean
      New York
      William Floyd
      Philip Livingston
      Francis Lewis
      Lewis Morris
      New Jersey
      Richard Stockton
      John Witherspoon
      Francis Hopkinson
      John Hart
      Abraham Clark
      New Hampshire
      Josiah Bartlett
      William Whipple
      Massachusetts
      Samuel Adams
      John Adams
      Robert Treat Paine
      Elbridge Gerry
      Rhode Island
      Stephen Hopkins
      William Ellery
      Connecticut
      Roger Sherman
      Samuel Huntington
      William Williams
      Oliver Wolcott
      New Hampshire
      Matthew Thornton

    • @baheeja.
      @baheeja. 3 года назад +9

      @@aaaameeera omg girl, you are so quirky and so random and this comment of yours is very funny. I wish I could be like you omg. 🙃🙄

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 3 года назад +3

      @@baheeja. This is a joke from Danny's vine days, iirc.

    • @bbqbunger2350
      @bbqbunger2350 3 года назад +1

      He’s the beyblade that that person (sorry I forgot the name) used to part the red sea

  • @Mad_Oph
    @Mad_Oph 3 года назад +9704

    Is nobody going to note the fact that Billy rolled up to a mental health facility with a single drumstick in his hand purely for dramatic effect?

    • @Ang3lBr3adBask3t
      @Ang3lBr3adBask3t 3 года назад +412

      Exactly! Like, where was the bucket of chicken?

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 года назад +325

      He C O N S U M E D it

    • @hazel5002
      @hazel5002 3 года назад +86

      @@sneakysnek572 * B I G B R A I N*

    • @prig1557
      @prig1557 2 года назад +53

      @@hazel5002 MEGAMIND SIZE

    • @cocohatab9746
      @cocohatab9746 2 года назад +101

      I aspire to be that extra

  • @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas
    @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas 9 месяцев назад +3

    2:36 is just the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @HelloThere13692
    @HelloThere13692 9 месяцев назад +3

    Im impressed that danny made a video about a movie and said movie is shorter then said video

  • @harmonetheanimationaddict4419
    @harmonetheanimationaddict4419 3 года назад +1661

    I’m afraid of what a McDonald’s movie would be like.

    • @sznsaiki1497
      @sznsaiki1497 3 года назад +136

      Well there was that McDonald’s/coke alien movie that drew made a video about

    • @TheFBoner
      @TheFBoner 3 года назад +30

      The Founder,starring Michael Keaton

    • @maxamillion5175
      @maxamillion5175 3 года назад +31

      Ronald McDonald Joker movie style lol

    • @your-momm
      @your-momm 3 года назад +22

      IT but instead of Pennywise its Ronald

    • @rooty
      @rooty 3 года назад +4

      Guavajuice already made that

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 3 года назад +19251

    this video made me want to go bowling

  • @lgdp49
    @lgdp49 Год назад +2

    Since I started watching yours and Kurtis videos I find myself trying to find the best space for a hello fresh ad, 4:26 seemed like a perfect moment to me lol

  • @ricochet4674
    @ricochet4674 Год назад +3

    I love how I assumed this was feature length until I saw him pause it.

  • @Scsmitty
    @Scsmitty 3 года назад +1360

    This whole movie is just “Billy NO!”

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 3 года назад +5

      😁😁😂

    • @Nukeinyourhouse
      @Nukeinyourhouse 3 года назад +14

      bIlLy sTaHp

    • @ariskaur
      @ariskaur 3 года назад +3

      Real reasons behind Farmer's protest in India
      Watch
      ruclips.net/video/2sH1aqfpJMs/видео.html
      "Biggest protest in world history"