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  • @shellymassey01
    @shellymassey01 10 месяцев назад +14061

    Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults

    • @Thankfully_Over
      @Thankfully_Over 10 месяцев назад

      Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol

    • @Avybavywavy
      @Avybavywavy 10 месяцев назад +81

      omg literally

    • @bluishwolf
      @bluishwolf 10 месяцев назад +65

      You can say the same thing about cocktails.

    • @cooperrampenelli5756
      @cooperrampenelli5756 10 месяцев назад +124

      @@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 10 месяцев назад +173

      Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...

  • @pinguwingu.
    @pinguwingu. 11 месяцев назад +4805

    i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch

    • @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 11 месяцев назад +101

      Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh

    • @braydonmorris3518
      @braydonmorris3518 11 месяцев назад +13

      OMG SAME

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 11 месяцев назад +19

      I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?

    • @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 11 месяцев назад +238

      @@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 11 месяцев назад +44

      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets
      Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me

  • @excess_alex.mp4
    @excess_alex.mp4 2 месяца назад +2104

    For me its the fact that you can naturally flavor water. Cut up some strawberries or cucumbers and let it sit in a pitcher. These adult women literally forgot that fruit exists

    • @emthegem9866
      @emthegem9866 Месяц назад +137

      Like pineapples are so strong it would be great in water

    • @M3ggy
      @M3ggy Месяц назад +48

      But this requires planning ahead and doing things

    • @HC-nj3bs
      @HC-nj3bs Месяц назад +42

      It actually taste very bland, you’ll just get a diluted taste with most fruits

    • @Death_Is_Inevitable
      @Death_Is_Inevitable Месяц назад +144

      @@HC-nj3bs i think that's kinda the purpose, at the end of the day its JUST WATER. if you want something hydrating and that has a sweet taste just buy a carton of juice or something, don't just throw a packet or artificial flavour like you're putting chlorine into a pool 💀

    • @PensndThoughts
      @PensndThoughts Месяц назад +8

      Those ppl will consume everything that comes in packets instead of natural stuff

  • @subliterate8729
    @subliterate8729 Месяц назад +750

    Theres this one chick who pretends to be a part of watertok but shes just making alcoholic drinks lol.

  • @vaguelyeducated
    @vaguelyeducated 11 месяцев назад +6380

    Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.

    • @whisperwillows
      @whisperwillows 11 месяцев назад +279

      i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 11 месяцев назад +76

      I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.

    • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
      @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 11 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@whisperwillows your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?

    • @teddycinema
      @teddycinema 11 месяцев назад +13

      i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice

  • @sayun6713
    @sayun6713 9 месяцев назад +6006

    I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂

    • @tomqrchives
      @tomqrchives 9 месяцев назад +161

      and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from

    • @aiecrypt
      @aiecrypt 8 месяцев назад +53

      Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-

    • @jinx7641
      @jinx7641 8 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@aiecrypt"vanilla"

    • @LeShortArtist
      @LeShortArtist 8 месяцев назад +33

      "Do you have vinegar flavor?"

    • @Fabian-ty2iv
      @Fabian-ty2iv 8 месяцев назад +4

      help

  • @sofiamakesmovies3669
    @sofiamakesmovies3669 2 месяца назад +2610

    “I love your house!”
    “thanks….”
    “Hey, um I’m pretty thirsty, can I have a sip of water?”
    “Fresh tiger blood jungle or dying Pokémon skittle?”
    “Do you have normal?”
    “W-what’s normal?”

  • @ansigatico63
    @ansigatico63 Месяц назад +620

    when kurtis made the "give that to a baby" joke he probably already knew about danny and laura expecting a baby thats hilarious

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler Месяц назад +83

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute

    • @xoxomishka
      @xoxomishka 27 дней назад +51

      yeahh i just realised he corrected himself
      "give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth

  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 11 месяцев назад +6902

    The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.

    • @dari2409
      @dari2409 11 месяцев назад +368

      Their friendship is so wholesome :D

    • @carlinkag2525
      @carlinkag2525 11 месяцев назад +494

      @@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.

    • @nanogaeru
      @nanogaeru 11 месяцев назад +24

      It’s so good😭😭😭

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 11 месяцев назад +77

      The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh 11 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!

  • @KitchenOnTheLeft
    @KitchenOnTheLeft 11 месяцев назад +8419

    New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore

    • @Jazkal-V420
      @Jazkal-V420 11 месяцев назад +70

      Perfect number for the comments topic

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 11 месяцев назад +253

      I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains

    • @alyshalanders7590
      @alyshalanders7590 11 месяцев назад +66

      Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..

    • @StupidIdiotTheSecond
      @StupidIdiotTheSecond 11 месяцев назад

      lmfao

    • @ohshanana2397
      @ohshanana2397 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal

  • @soyjoyy
    @soyjoyy Месяц назад +358

    The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.

  • @KaleZ5272
    @KaleZ5272 27 дней назад +180

    I just realized that the Stanley cup craze started on Watertok. You can add lead to their list of ingredients I guess

    • @Souperdouperkewl
      @Souperdouperkewl 4 дня назад

      Sonic birthday cake surprise lead water 💕

    • @VideoGums
      @VideoGums 2 дня назад +1

      To be fair, looking into it apparently the vast majority of reusable water bottles/ cups have a lead pellet in the vacuum seal. They're not exposed to the water unless it's been damaged.

  • @fusetunes
    @fusetunes 11 месяцев назад +1489

    this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"

    • @user-fz8mm6uh8p
      @user-fz8mm6uh8p 11 месяцев назад +9

      lol

    • @canondead1943
      @canondead1943 11 месяцев назад +4

      Haha

    • @neverendingspace
      @neverendingspace 7 часов назад +1

      That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead
      THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE

  • @sunnycitruss
    @sunnycitruss 11 месяцев назад +4468

    I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the drinkable version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 11 месяцев назад +174

      when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it
      I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.

    • @user-fz8mm6uh8p
      @user-fz8mm6uh8p 11 месяцев назад +37

      ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid

    • @jenniferandrews6556
      @jenniferandrews6556 11 месяцев назад +20

      I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha

    • @greasyweeb
      @greasyweeb 11 месяцев назад +53

      this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink 11 месяцев назад +77

      the primal instinct to make Potions.....

  • @NearlyAnna8
    @NearlyAnna8 Месяц назад +173

    These guys had a better time mixing powder into water than I have literally ever had in my entire life. 10/10.

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 2 дня назад +1

      was with a friend when we walked out of a shop and there was a drunk guy just jamming to his tunes on the side walk. my friend walked straight up to them and said with a straight face: "I envy you happiness"

  • @JimDodahday
    @JimDodahday Месяц назад +88

    The repeated bartender spins made me actually cry from laughing for like 3 minutes omfg 🤣

  • @shyers3667
    @shyers3667 10 месяцев назад +5305

    You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.

    • @declannoyes3370
      @declannoyes3370 9 месяцев назад +85

      Just add vodka! 😂

    • @Sleepfrog
      @Sleepfrog 9 месяцев назад +24

      Literally this LOL

    • @hvrbros8730
      @hvrbros8730 9 месяцев назад +90

      it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao

    • @shyers3667
      @shyers3667 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀

    • @gamerdog7939
      @gamerdog7939 8 месяцев назад

      @@shyers3667how??

  • @gloomyxbabee
    @gloomyxbabee 11 месяцев назад +10811

    It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.

    • @_uwu_9992
      @_uwu_9992 11 месяцев назад +71

      but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 11 месяцев назад +598

      @@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 11 месяцев назад +51

      ⁠@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 11 месяцев назад +97

      @@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 11 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch

  • @raven_watches
    @raven_watches 2 месяца назад +106

    21:55 Kurtis saying he gets light headed each time he takes a drink makes me think he might be overly sensitive to the artificial sweeteners in these mixes. It's rare but aspartame and things like it can affect your blood pressure. The same happens to me and I have to be careful of "sugar free" drinks or they give me headaches. I would never survive water tok lol

    • @dobyrulestheworld
      @dobyrulestheworld 2 месяца назад +13

      I was thinking the same thing. I get the worst migraines from artificial sugar. Especially aspartame

  • @GabrielleBanks
    @GabrielleBanks 2 месяца назад +156

    AirUp would've been the perfect sponsor for the vid

  • @sKrATlambrecht
    @sKrATlambrecht 11 месяцев назад +5570

    The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 11 месяцев назад +335

      I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines

    • @foodfornot
      @foodfornot 11 месяцев назад +131

      Their poor kidneys

    • @saki__11
      @saki__11 11 месяцев назад +144

      At this point im convinced their insides are blue

    • @supermills03
      @supermills03 11 месяцев назад

      they maybe just like having green shit

    • @TotallyKurtCobain
      @TotallyKurtCobain 11 месяцев назад +80

      the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077

  • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
    @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 11 месяцев назад +8489

    “He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said

    • @milky_nyan
      @milky_nyan 11 месяцев назад +127

      agree dude i was crying laughing

    • @ari_chap
      @ari_chap 11 месяцев назад +46

      what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING

    • @rawrlette33
      @rawrlette33 11 месяцев назад +57

      @@ari_chap 25:28

    • @dae8665
      @dae8665 11 месяцев назад +132

      danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing
      they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao

    • @fuzzytadpole
      @fuzzytadpole 11 месяцев назад +54

      Typical Danny
      He does that when his bones get squishy too

  • @abbymcbride8603
    @abbymcbride8603 Месяц назад +59

    16:03 “What is safe to put in our bodies” and then grabs Crystal Light 😭 (Btw crystal light has been proven to contain a high number of carcinogens and has been widely deemed unsafe)

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 12 дней назад +3

      The American Cancer Society says it’s safe in normal doses.

  • @PARANOIDDAVEEEEEEEE
    @PARANOIDDAVEEEEEEEE Месяц назад +41

    You must bartender spin 399,000 times. You've signed your will away to the contract, abide by it.

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 11 месяцев назад +2978

    "You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 11 месяцев назад +75

      Omg they sound so chill I love it

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 11 месяцев назад +83

      Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 11 месяцев назад +34

      I love r/hydrohomies

    • @flops1792
      @flops1792 11 месяцев назад +17

      they are hella wholesome ngl

    • @rhandhom1
      @rhandhom1 11 месяцев назад

      to to to*

  • @alexjohnson3084
    @alexjohnson3084 6 месяцев назад +3721

    Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.

    • @tancred12
      @tancred12 5 месяцев назад +180

      HE TRUSTED YOU

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate 5 месяцев назад +123

      His trust was misplaced.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 5 месяцев назад +108

      I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭

    • @noam3909
      @noam3909 4 месяца назад +29

      sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down

    • @oneinamalonereads
      @oneinamalonereads 4 месяца назад +1

      he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD

  • @mytearsricochetFRFRFR
    @mytearsricochetFRFRFR Месяц назад +33

    watertok is 7 y/o me in the shower using my mom’s shampoo to make potions 😂

  • @Diiful
    @Diiful 2 месяца назад +36

    “It’s a mirage, this water doesn’t taste like skittles at all” 😂

  • @coreykeays7249
    @coreykeays7249 11 месяцев назад +4120

    This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 11 месяцев назад +269

      AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!

    • @acid_tongue_4315
      @acid_tongue_4315 11 месяцев назад +68

      the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest

    • @hannah-6080
      @hannah-6080 11 месяцев назад +21

      It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 11 месяцев назад +57

      @@Gustoberg hydrohomies*

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 11 месяцев назад

      It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume.....
      And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 11 месяцев назад +4262

    referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu 11 месяцев назад +136

      True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe

    • @heyheyitrachelgray
      @heyheyitrachelgray 11 месяцев назад +29

      Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!

    • @Built_Mago
      @Built_Mago 11 месяцев назад +11

      Watery cake

    • @grace_elizabeth1129
      @grace_elizabeth1129 11 месяцев назад +1

      nah bro u wilddd

    • @TheDanAge
      @TheDanAge 11 месяцев назад +12

      but true

  • @ted4049
    @ted4049 11 дней назад +13

    i put this video on every night to go to sleep to. it’s like a comfort video for my ADHD brain to shut off to even though it’s a busy chaotic video

  • @EnhanceEnhance
    @EnhanceEnhance 2 месяца назад +111

    I had to watch your bit with the water taste testing a 2nd time. You and your friend are so wholesome and I laughed so hard at how well you get along. Reminds me of my friends, in a good way. Thanks for being fun and getting it on YT!

  • @arsenic-C
    @arsenic-C 11 месяцев назад +11771

    Humans are 70% water right?
    Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭

    • @FIREcrochethairstyles
      @FIREcrochethairstyles 11 месяцев назад +56

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MissyGail4eva
      @MissyGail4eva 11 месяцев назад +202

      The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 11 месяцев назад +261

      Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!

    • @SamFerro
      @SamFerro 11 месяцев назад +31

      This is so creative 😂😂😂

    • @gkrees9509
      @gkrees9509 11 месяцев назад

      @@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦‍♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again

  • @blacksabbitha
    @blacksabbitha 11 месяцев назад +4753

    kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius

    • @ecstasy.dreamer
      @ecstasy.dreamer 11 месяцев назад +46

      no literally you’re so right

    • @jessematthews4168
      @jessematthews4168 11 месяцев назад +4

      I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies.
      Person is smart. People are stupid.

    • @mepersonallyiwouldnt
      @mepersonallyiwouldnt 11 месяцев назад +7

      Ong I love watching them together

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 11 месяцев назад +4

      IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning.
      Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda.
      Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste.
      Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what.
      These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.

    • @thenoble7139
      @thenoble7139 11 месяцев назад +3

      Jarvis too fr

  • @dinotheraptor
    @dinotheraptor Месяц назад +53

    this is genuinely my comfort video 😭

    • @jasperz_gutz
      @jasperz_gutz 22 дня назад +5

      SAMEEE lmaoo

    • @Setsunaaa_
      @Setsunaaa_ 18 дней назад +2

      FR I LOVE REVISITING THIS VIDEO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ITS SO GOOD

    • @mox.
      @mox. 10 дней назад

      valid

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 7 дней назад

      U guys good??

  • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
    @jureigeeksoutoccasionally 2 месяца назад +67

    God this might be the funniest video I’ve seen dude, I’ve watched it like 3 times and it still hasn’t gotten a little old, laughing like a maniac dude lol

  • @MasonMcLeodFilms
    @MasonMcLeodFilms 10 месяцев назад +8139

    Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'

  • @KayleeFarnes
    @KayleeFarnes 11 месяцев назад +3219

    Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub 11 месяцев назад +159

      it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩‍💻

    • @chels6492
      @chels6492 11 месяцев назад +112

      The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 11 месяцев назад +49

      This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 11 месяцев назад +19

      USA has weird problems.

    • @shaunbarrie2263
      @shaunbarrie2263 11 месяцев назад +28

      We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.

  • @ansigatico63
    @ansigatico63 Месяц назад +15

    the bartender thing of them holding the bottles and doing a little turn made me piss my pants for the first time since i was 6 (also "pour them both at the same time like youre fucking crazy" killed me)

  • @wesjall
    @wesjall Месяц назад +10

    I think I’ve rewatched the Barbie vs Bratz series at least 5 times now, and I will NEVER get sick of the “EEEEWWWWWW” or “BALLS”

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 10 месяцев назад +6702

    The woman pointing out that this has roots in toxic diet culture is spot on.

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd 10 месяцев назад +98

      No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.

    • @AntheanCeilliers
      @AntheanCeilliers 10 месяцев назад +469

      @Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd 10 месяцев назад +80

      @@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.

    • @AntheanCeilliers
      @AntheanCeilliers 10 месяцев назад +102

      @@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd 10 месяцев назад +27

      @@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is

  • @didntevenchoosethisfont141
    @didntevenchoosethisfont141 11 месяцев назад +7461

    Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.

    • @parrotperson
      @parrotperson 11 месяцев назад +88

      I’m old, what’s an almond mom?

    • @evil-hag
      @evil-hag 11 месяцев назад +609

      @@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze 11 месяцев назад +616

      ​@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet

    • @parrotperson
      @parrotperson 11 месяцев назад +54

      @@rach_laze thanks for explaining

    • @bichen-up-ur
      @bichen-up-ur 11 месяцев назад +108

      @@evil-hag what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl

  • @Finn-gh6sm
    @Finn-gh6sm 2 месяца назад +30

    Currently going through my first ever heartbreak, and your channel is helping me a lot. Always manages to make me laugh, thank you :)

  • @LadyLymantriaDipsar
    @LadyLymantriaDipsar 2 месяца назад +24

    Watching the 8:12 cup amount is funnier after the Stanley drama 😭

  • @carbonwaifu
    @carbonwaifu 11 месяцев назад +8100

    honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense

    • @tyta.luctuosa
      @tyta.luctuosa 11 месяцев назад +132

      Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...

    • @cherrybeetree
      @cherrybeetree 11 месяцев назад +36

      @@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 11 месяцев назад +118

      @@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on RUclips?

    • @heyyfirefly
      @heyyfirefly 11 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty.
      also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤

    • @yourdearsuzy
      @yourdearsuzy 11 месяцев назад +3

      YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 11 месяцев назад +72881

    Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction

    • @husky2674
      @husky2674 11 месяцев назад +1567

      And they're husbands. Love it

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 11 месяцев назад +472

      I love that energy

    • @mollieephobia
      @mollieephobia 11 месяцев назад +1068

      drew was the kid videoing it

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 11 месяцев назад +619

      I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair

    • @Itserica418
      @Itserica418 11 месяцев назад +36

      YEA

  • @MrGrosMamouth
    @MrGrosMamouth 2 месяца назад +19

    omg can't beleive it. You get light headed drinking something new, it happens to me all the time and never found anybody to share this feeling with. wtf bro. subbed.

    • @turkley
      @turkley Месяц назад +2

      i don’t think it’s because it’s a ‘new’ drink, it’s just because of the outrageous amount of sugar, flavorings, and dyes in the powders and syrups they put in the water. that much icky fake stuff can make anyone nauseous

  • @angelap1778
    @angelap1778 2 месяца назад +7

    The hot dog water skit surprised me at how much it felt like a legit horror movie. I don’t gag easily but seeing those hot dogs jostle in the water as Kurtis drinks did it 🤢

  • @bokodasu
    @bokodasu 11 месяцев назад +4194

    In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.

  • @kristinbeck6659
    @kristinbeck6659 11 месяцев назад +3157

    I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed

    • @lowlowlowlow1453
      @lowlowlowlow1453 10 месяцев назад +12

      Lol

    • @aubiek3208
      @aubiek3208 10 месяцев назад +6

      Right? 😂

    • @angelx7760
      @angelx7760 10 месяцев назад +18

      Didn’t notice till he said something

    • @aubiek3208
      @aubiek3208 10 месяцев назад +4

      I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...

    • @Alice-hi5ok
      @Alice-hi5ok 10 месяцев назад +6

      Guess I'm not sane then 😭

  • @robbitsmiff9703
    @robbitsmiff9703 Месяц назад +9

    when u guys mixed all the syrups together I was genuinely crying laughing holy shit

  • @connorbell5340
    @connorbell5340 2 месяца назад +22

    Glad I stumbled upon your channel man. You and your friend have amazing comedic timing and chemistry. Good editing as well.

  • @aliyasexception
    @aliyasexception 11 месяцев назад +2708

    not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched

    • @user-vm6mw5xw7o
      @user-vm6mw5xw7o 11 месяцев назад +90

      I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao

    • @morganh3301
      @morganh3301 11 месяцев назад +82

      i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 11 месяцев назад +43

      Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!

    • @lrdeei
      @lrdeei 11 месяцев назад +7

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-

    • @RatRatRat
      @RatRatRat 11 месяцев назад +22

      I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video

  • @amandamullet655
    @amandamullet655 11 месяцев назад +3061

    Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me

    • @jackcough8580
      @jackcough8580 11 месяцев назад +36

      coming out? 😨

    • @Acegender
      @Acegender 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 11 месяцев назад +11

      its just so…danny

    • @oliverbrown3772
      @oliverbrown3772 11 месяцев назад

      @@Acegender it was a joke 😭

    • @Acegender
      @Acegender 11 месяцев назад

      @@oliverbrown3772 oh lmao!! didn't catch that

  • @nobitchesandnoriches
    @nobitchesandnoriches 19 дней назад +3

    every time someone says water now, all i can think of is "water you talking about"

  • @kairurey9769
    @kairurey9769 Месяц назад +82

    Probably unwanted but really helpful tip: our body literally counts any other beverage as food, not water, and digests it differently than pure water. You literally can't satisfy thirst with sodas and other plastic beverages, so drink water once in a while pls (you can INFUSE it with real fruits/berries at home if you don't like the flavor, just cut some up and throw in your water for some time to get the juices out). That's why the "stay hydrated" memes are so popular. Also many people confuse thirst with hunger because they can feel the same sometimes!! So if you're underhydrated and have problems with constant hunger, you might wanna check how much water do you drink!! Please eat and drink healthily and love urself ^^

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 24 дня назад +3

      Do you have a source for that? Because I couldn't find one

    • @leafknives
      @leafknives 19 дней назад

      ​@@bread8465I suspect it came to them in a dream

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 6 дней назад +2

      That's not true.
      It's not as hydrating but The water in soda and juice does still hydrate you, along with the other bad health effects.

  • @najaburnett5513
    @najaburnett5513 11 месяцев назад +7160

    WaterTok is just the gentrification of Kool-Aid. Literally drinking Kool-aid is seen as "broke behavior" but spending $30 to make highly customizable zero calorie Cake Water is totally different.

    • @kead_davidson
      @kead_davidson 11 месяцев назад +855

      That sounds like the name of a video essay. "Watertok: The Gentrification of Kool-Aid"

    • @maddypetersen8573
      @maddypetersen8573 11 месяцев назад +95

      Perfectly said omg

    • @ivanayala9248
      @ivanayala9248 11 месяцев назад +209

      i was looking for this comment, literally almost every single person on watertok is yt 😭

    • @-nightcore_shakira-5000
      @-nightcore_shakira-5000 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@ivanayala9248 what does that have anything to do with this

    • @highbread817
      @highbread817 11 месяцев назад +75

      ​@-nightcore_shakira-5000 idk but they're all southern women who remind me of the ones I went to school with lol

  • @gaiusleviathan8110
    @gaiusleviathan8110 11 месяцев назад +3415

    When Danny and Kurtis talk it’s a perfect example of how things that are not funny at all on paper can be hysterical between two friends

  • @Schlepped_On
    @Schlepped_On 2 дня назад +1

    I feel like a lot of TikTok is one person having fun and people see it and take it way too seriously and then make a video with their interpretation and then an entire culture builds around one weird thing like "water"

  • @TheOneWayDown
    @TheOneWayDown 23 дня назад +4

    Look, I think it's great that there is a whole community of people creating their own customized soft drinks. I'm sure some of the "recipes" they've come up with would be really good. I don't think it's great they insist it's still water, or that they promote collecting what is ostensibly an appliance that most people can only justify having a couple of

  • @JessicaEnu
    @JessicaEnu 11 месяцев назад +3359

    Kurtis and Danny just goofing together are so wholesome. The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should refer to this behaviour

  • @junebuggy1
    @junebuggy1 11 месяцев назад +8225

    kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 11 месяцев назад +39

      *cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*

    • @pokepoke330
      @pokepoke330 11 месяцев назад +2

      Booooooooooo

    • @Savoryy
      @Savoryy 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@secretudontknowNah

    • @roberttoupe3606
      @roberttoupe3606 11 месяцев назад

      oh BROTHER this guy STINKS

    • @voldemort1477
      @voldemort1477 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@tzarg MEMORIES

  • @somerandomguy74
    @somerandomguy74 2 месяца назад +6

    I'm glad you mentioned some people need to add things to water to drink it, because I'm autistic and hate drinking water for some reason, have my entire life and genuinely got dehydrated several times as a child - before my diagnosis and we realized that there was an actual reason. So I buy those cheap little drink packets and that's enough to help me :), I haven't been dehydrated in years!
    Information for anyone who might have questions:
    I am diagnosed, no not everyone who's autistic will have problems with water, it's a spectrum, and if you have someone in your life who can relate but doesn't like any of the sugary drink mixes, try the sugar free ones! Those are the ones I use and they are a little sweet but not punch you in the throat sweet.

  • @Fidi987
    @Fidi987 2 месяца назад +4

    I would have assumed they were drinking infused water with real fruits and veggies, like, a slice of lemon, some cucumber slices and mint leaves etc.

  • @MetalFucker246
    @MetalFucker246 11 месяцев назад +4792

    Kurtis is the only person that can make me watch a 30 minute video on water

    • @taylordeschenes1233
      @taylordeschenes1233 11 месяцев назад +148

      A 30 minute video on juice 🫡

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@taylordeschenes1233 THANK YOU 😂

    • @hannahwilcox9010
      @hannahwilcox9010 11 месяцев назад +42

      you should nick and danny’s on water if you haven’t!

    • @THEBIGBEEFIS
      @THEBIGBEEFIS 11 месяцев назад +1

      😅🎉1😂

    • @Holywaturr
      @Holywaturr 11 месяцев назад +7

      Annamarie forcino too

  • @TheAutumicRose
    @TheAutumicRose 9 месяцев назад +4900

    Fun fact: even though the packaging says "0 grams of sugar/0 calories" there are still both sugar AND calories in those mixes. It's just low enough of an amount that the companies don't have to put it in the nutritional facts.

    • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
      @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 9 месяцев назад +209

      Like tic tacs!

    • @helenam00n
      @helenam00n 9 месяцев назад +187

      Like the spray oils that list "0 Cal! ((((For a 1/8th of a second spray))))"

    • @cassidycecchetto9912
      @cassidycecchetto9912 9 месяцев назад +4

      THIS!!!

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet 9 месяцев назад +51

      If it's that low an amount then who cares other than people with EDs?

    • @5c0H
      @5c0H 9 месяцев назад +126

      not to mention they add sweeteners like aspartame and maltodextrin which are both SEVERLY worse than sugar

  • @FallenArtemie
    @FallenArtemie 27 дней назад +3

    you can addicted to anything if you really tried. I've always remember that lesson from psych class

  • @eliyahmontgomery9031
    @eliyahmontgomery9031 4 дня назад +1

    The first half of this video is TikToks, the second half is two brothers struggling to open bottles with 3 am energy 😂

  • @ojqnuoymik
    @ojqnuoymik 11 месяцев назад +3591

    the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across

    • @brittbc4215
      @brittbc4215 11 месяцев назад +129

      *the most nauseating

    • @seaweedwithrice
      @seaweedwithrice 11 месяцев назад +96

      @@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …

    • @StercusAcciditMedia
      @StercusAcciditMedia 11 месяцев назад +30

      Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it

    • @______zzz..
      @______zzz.. 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT

    • @tenabrae
      @tenabrae 11 месяцев назад +10

      i turned awaw, i couldnt do it

  • @henrylotl420
    @henrylotl420 5 месяцев назад +5666

    as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(

    • @brookehop8
      @brookehop8 3 месяца назад +126

      :( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi 3 месяца назад +55

      Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 2 месяца назад +30

      just hyper consumerism.

    • @binarybq
      @binarybq 2 месяца назад +34

      Should’ve called it drinktok

    • @Froggycolouring
      @Froggycolouring 2 месяца назад +6

      I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.

  • @emily.d.leonard
    @emily.d.leonard Месяц назад +26

    rewatched this video with my sister and when it got to danny and kurtis reviewing the different "water" combinations she said "why do they look like a gay couple?" and now i cant unsee it

  • @ismiregalichkochdasjetztso3232
    @ismiregalichkochdasjetztso3232 2 месяца назад +7

    I guess by watertok logic, beer is just water. BRB, getting drunk for breakfast.

  • @jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100
    @jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100 11 месяцев назад +5684

    It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 11 месяцев назад +151

      He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark

    • @MarianKofmann
      @MarianKofmann 11 месяцев назад +153

      I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.

    • @hekkmelife
      @hekkmelife 11 месяцев назад +30

      As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 11 месяцев назад +102

      More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 11 месяцев назад +176

      The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British

  • @Kebbysheepman
    @Kebbysheepman 11 месяцев назад +3721

    Kurtis and Danny being idiots together genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried. Their laughter is so contagious. What an incredible duo holy shit

    • @nyctxphilee
      @nyctxphilee 11 месяцев назад +46

      I would kill to have friends like them

    • @channeldeleted9452
      @channeldeleted9452 11 месяцев назад +22

      Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard

    • @FaithHailey
      @FaithHailey 11 месяцев назад +9

      no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn

    • @toadt0ad
      @toadt0ad 11 месяцев назад +8

      no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭

    • @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341
      @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341 11 месяцев назад +12

      I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*

  • @373sAAAAA
    @373sAAAAA Месяц назад +4

    7:48 not to mention that there’s probably even more cups behind the stanley cups on the shelf

  • @royalscrewup2496
    @royalscrewup2496 5 дней назад +3

    i freeze my hotdog water and give it to my dog as a summer treat

  • @sydneygardner3839
    @sydneygardner3839 11 месяцев назад +6965

    kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing

    • @adahirgonzalez2185
      @adahirgonzalez2185 11 месяцев назад +85

      Fr most collabs fell forced

    • @saltedwounds
      @saltedwounds 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@adahirgonzalez2185fr. They do, they have such a nice energy

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@adahirgonzalez2185 Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 11 месяцев назад +24

      Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water".
      Substance? Or coincidence?
      YOU DECIDE

    • @Mewl22
      @Mewl22 11 месяцев назад +17

      IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3

  • @fauxtanical4815
    @fauxtanical4815 11 месяцев назад +1703

    the fact that kurtis always tells us not to comment on something about his appearance is hilarious because I NEVER NOTICE UNTIL HE SAYS SOMETHING

    • @nicole4589
      @nicole4589 11 месяцев назад +30

      right and now it's bothering me

    • @Bunni_Rxses
      @Bunni_Rxses 11 месяцев назад +17

      TRUEEE
      Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j

    • @francisengevik9517
      @francisengevik9517 11 месяцев назад +3

      You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)

    • @user-fz8mm6uh8p
      @user-fz8mm6uh8p 11 месяцев назад

      same

  • @micahgodsey455
    @micahgodsey455 28 дней назад +2

    "The water's the best part" is, by far, the most vicerally disgusting skit you've ever made. I love it.

  • @coffeegirl18
    @coffeegirl18 19 дней назад +3

    9:30 - That's straight up Nuka Cola from Fallout.
    Also love the Home Improvement sound effects.
    I think WaterTok and the Stanley Cup verse have regular crossovers.

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 11 месяцев назад +2459

    You guys had a golden opportunity to make so many "H2O Just Add Water" jokes while trying that mermaid syrup

  • @autumnsyndrome
    @autumnsyndrome 11 месяцев назад +2340

    the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 11 месяцев назад +15

      Me too!!

    • @gelato420x
      @gelato420x 11 месяцев назад +50

      deadass gagged ngl 😭

    • @bbforest337
      @bbforest337 11 месяцев назад +36

      i had to skip it i was getting so uncomfortable lmao

    • @ninthefrog3911
      @ninthefrog3911 11 месяцев назад +10

      Terrifying

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 11 месяцев назад +5

      The Unholy Water

  • @dangerfloofprincess
    @dangerfloofprincess Месяц назад +4

    "The waters The best part" should be nominated for all the awards

  • @reillybenjestorf6708
    @reillybenjestorf6708 2 месяца назад +6

    Little late but I love the fact that you actually made a long video about something like this. Keep it up this is awesome😂

  • @mariah.d
    @mariah.d 11 месяцев назад +3736

    I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂

    • @daintydreamchaser2830
      @daintydreamchaser2830 11 месяцев назад +39

      TRUE HAHAHA

    • @GH0ST350
      @GH0ST350 11 месяцев назад +25

      Me and my bestie at a sleepover:

    • @C.C.353
      @C.C.353 10 месяцев назад +6

      Same energy yess

    • @informitas0117
      @informitas0117 10 месяцев назад +5

      Having friends sounds exhausting

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 10 месяцев назад

      @@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring

  • @katyishere
    @katyishere 11 месяцев назад +2319

    I think eating a slice of birthday cake alongside a glass of water would probably taste better than the flavoured water version

    • @Iamaperson590
      @Iamaperson590 11 месяцев назад +100

      And would honestly probably be healthier

    • @paulkaehn6203
      @paulkaehn6203 11 месяцев назад +86

      I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅

    • @bigmeatyclaws28
      @bigmeatyclaws28 11 месяцев назад +45

      @@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that

    • @pinkdarkboy7127
      @pinkdarkboy7127 11 месяцев назад +11

      I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake...
      Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.

    • @ProblematicProjection
      @ProblematicProjection 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂

  • @naudybroken
    @naudybroken 2 месяца назад +8

    Admittedly I use a bit of sugar free fruit flavoring in my water, it's what helps me avoid drinking soda. I don't hate the taste of plain water but I need to not drink as much soda. This is probably a better compromise. I also don't like too much flavoring either just like a hint of it. These watertock people are drinking straight up diabetes.

  • @hugepriapism3377
    @hugepriapism3377 Месяц назад +2

    so when im mixing water with kool-aid. I'm still just drinking water? cool thanks WATERTOK i'll tell that to my nephrologist

  • @laviniacrudu4172
    @laviniacrudu4172 11 месяцев назад +80537

    honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water

    • @Jechti307
      @Jechti307 11 месяцев назад +7101

      Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters

    • @ranchustars3050
      @ranchustars3050 11 месяцев назад +3322

      its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.

    • @valeriavega2761
      @valeriavega2761 11 месяцев назад +1189

      It’s koolaid

    • @brooklyn-rae11
      @brooklyn-rae11 11 месяцев назад +1070

      ​@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water

    • @caitlynwinkler4189
      @caitlynwinkler4189 11 месяцев назад +136

      People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee

  • @GarbageSillies
    @GarbageSillies Месяц назад +13

    If I were to join WaterTok, it would be because I like making potions. Not cuz I can’t survive without “Super Pepsi Pizza Batman” water

  • @WillyCano-qs7lu
    @WillyCano-qs7lu Месяц назад +4

    17:16 OMFG THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭the second he mentioned Cristalight i got ptsd to the fucking mental hospital where we could only have water, or peach tea cristalight, or lemonade cristalight 💀

  • @Lochlann-Nl
    @Lochlann-Nl 11 месяцев назад +1678

    Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.

    • @topdeckhelix8450
      @topdeckhelix8450 11 месяцев назад

      It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.

    • @patricecipher6457
      @patricecipher6457 11 месяцев назад +14

      PREACH

    • @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd
      @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd 11 месяцев назад +5

      Wtf are you talking about what are they removing

    • @royalesamiyt
      @royalesamiyt 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients

    • @brumhelldah917
      @brumhelldah917 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. 11 месяцев назад +3070

    Now we just need Drew to make a video about water and the Holy Trinity of water influencers will be complete.

    • @jadehuff3935
      @jadehuff3935 11 месяцев назад +63

      Danny didn’t do a water tok. Anna Marie did. Is that who you are talking about ?

    • @jadehuff3935
      @jadehuff3935 11 месяцев назад +30

      Or are you talking about the video Danny made about the water influencer ?

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 11 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@jadehuff3935 I think it's about a movie on water that Danny made years(?) ago.

    • @MerrowMeghan
      @MerrowMeghan 11 месяцев назад +13

      Danny is literally in this video @jade huff

    • @flooffys
      @flooffys 11 месяцев назад +18

      @@jadehuff3935 he made one with nick like 2 years ago

  • @Dylanshaw
    @Dylanshaw 2 месяца назад +3

    i’ve rewatched this video multiple times but that bit with danny still has me laughing until i cry

  • @Catcandoit352
    @Catcandoit352 Месяц назад +1

    “This feels like sentiaul(?) now” -Danny Gonzalez 2023

  • @knyghts
    @knyghts 11 месяцев назад +3046

    there would be literally nothing wrong with this if they just called it juicetok and called it juice instead of water 😐

    • @johanneskarg9541
      @johanneskarg9541 11 месяцев назад +108

      How is syrup mixed with water juice? Kurtis called it that as well, so maybe it's an american thing, but usually juice comes from fruit when you squeeze them

    • @kadybug29
      @kadybug29 11 месяцев назад +91

      ⁠@@johanneskarg9541 kurtis is canadian tho. but yeah i agree idk if i would call it juice per se. idek what it would be called lmao

    • @awegcwxgfd6953
      @awegcwxgfd6953 11 месяцев назад +105

      ​@Johannes Karg most juices nowadays are actually syrup based I think

    • @johanneskarg9541
      @johanneskarg9541 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@awegcwxgfd6953 in america maybe

    • @haileycompton6852
      @haileycompton6852 11 месяцев назад +122

      @@johanneskarg9541 check your labels, there's barely any juice bud. Doesn't matter where you're at, America, the uk, austrailia, or japan wherever, its mostly syrup. Very very few brands make entirely fruit juice and even then they're adding tonssss of crap to it

  • @deedeetrick7405
    @deedeetrick7405 11 месяцев назад +646

    Two sentence horror story:
    “What are you doing with the hot dog water?”
    “The water is the best part.”

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 11 месяцев назад +16

      Post it on the two sentence horror subreddit i dare you

    • @Pushyouhighcherryblossom
      @Pushyouhighcherryblossom 11 месяцев назад +5

      Spine-chilling

    • @StercusAcciditMedia
      @StercusAcciditMedia 11 месяцев назад +4

      I have a friend who genuinely thinks this she regularly drinks the water from the hot dog jar its foul

    • @MegaKetzu
      @MegaKetzu 11 месяцев назад +1

      lmfao 😭😭

    • @schlorping5156
      @schlorping5156 11 месяцев назад

      @@StercusAcciditMedia what????

  • @tassaron
    @tassaron Месяц назад +3

    18:25 "acesulfame" is the first word of the chemical name for aspartame, the artificial sweetener

  • @SapeHallward
    @SapeHallward 2 месяца назад +4

    "My whole personality revolves around my 16 Stanley cups I drink 20 pounds of sugar out off."

  • @AceWolfify
    @AceWolfify 11 месяцев назад +1518

    When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.