it sucks because dark humor is such an important coping mechanism, and then all these boring unfunny assholes had to go "hey check this out :)" *says slur* *dabs* and the only thing that helps me cope with is the eventual extinction of the human race :-/
The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.
@@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated. It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more
Jacob: **has literal brain cancer, is joking around, pretty cheerful** Sebastian: mY dAd’S cOwOrKeR tEsTeD pOsItIvE fOr cOrOnAvIrUs, sO i’M gOiNG tO dIe
I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform
@@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa. TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim… The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses. The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc
As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣
As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know? Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊
4:43 this is why i love this duo. i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.
as someone who has had cancer i rlly appreciate this dynamic of jacob being comfortable joking about it with kurtis, like cancer treatment is already hard enough without ur best friends stepping on eggshells around u fr
My brother was the same way when he had cancer. Definitely made it so he, and everyone else, were able to cope with everything easier. Plus some people are so scared to say or do something wrong that they just avoid the other person all together. So, by having a repertoire with people about it he was able to keep himself from feeling isolated, and be treated like a different person. Hopefully that makes sense.
this video is a perfect example of what IS and ISNT dark humor. jacob joking about his cancer IS dark humor. sebastian making a prank about abuse and sexual assault is NOT dark humor.
**JAYVISION** go to his RUclips channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.
honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man
kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it
It's really weird, because Sebastian has that energy that feels both homophobic AND gay at the same time EDIT:As a heads up this wasn't an invitation for straights to stereotype gays
I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it
my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it
I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position
@@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)
imagine a child who is getting sexually abused but is too young to understand watching these videos and becoming normalized to it like thinking its okay and its just a prank...imagine how damaging that could be
As a survivor of childhood sexual assault those kids are gonna be so confused and feel bad because they see them laugh after and think "well I must be doing something wrong if I didnt laugh and feel better after" its really sad thinking about that
This sort of happened to me when I was younger. Obviously these RUclips pranks weren’t around weren’t around but being surrounded by people telling you “it’s not that serious” and to just “get over it” is extremely damaging. I’ve only been able to get help these last few years because for upwards of 10 years I’ve believed I was in the wrong. I can only imagine how hard it must be for assault survivors nowadays since it’s now considered MAINSTREAM ENTERTAINMENT that ANYONE can see. While most of the people here agree this is awful, the painful truth is that the majority of people who watch this prank shit think it’s nothing to worry about or even think it’s funny. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean for this to turn into a rant but this insensitive prank shit just gets me so goddamn heated.
@@lucai_2860 as a young person who was assaulted when I was 5, all this shit normalising sexual assault in kids these days is really damaging. I didn't even consider it assault until a week ago (partly because I repressed the memory) and the person who assaulted me was also a minor. I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically he pressured me into touching his private parts and letting him touch mine and a bunch of media normalises kids being sexual and stuff and its really enraging to see because kids who are like me will brush off their assault because people told them its "normal" and won't realise its bad until years later.
This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.
I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜
I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha Jacob: I have brain cancer Me: trying too hold back tears
The fact that Kurtis didn’t do the normal “don’t go leave this guy a bunch of hate,” shows that he’s mad about this, and I love it. Sexual assault isn’t a punchline.
tw: he had a tiktok where he pretended to commit suicide in a bathtub. this man...no sorry, this man-child needs to just take a break from the internet
Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself. And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you
I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.
Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever
@@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.
Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo
the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant. also all cops are balls
kurtis: i feel bad cause after we made a video you got brain cancer jacob: are you saying that sebastian bails gave me brain cancer kurtis: i wouldn’t say that jacob: *i would*
This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.
I am terribly sorry for your loss, I've had a similar experience when I was younger. I'm sorry I can't do anything more but I really do hope you are okay
The fact that Jacob is able to have such a positive attitude about his cancer and make jokes and stuff is honestly inspiring as hell. Stay healthy my dude. You got this shit
@@omgitsabbie Welcome to Kurtistown Abbie! I've been for quite a bit, about 2 years and everyone here has been wonderful! We're so excited to have you joining us as a citizen! I know this welcome is a bit late, but better late than never, eh?
@@emilywilliamson6066 omigod no usually you boil chicken to prepare it for the next step in cooking like grilling or sauteeing but the phrase "bird flavor" is making me laugh so hard
i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo
As a victim of sexual assault, i very much respect Sebastian Skittles Hair Army Cas - Balls for saying no offense before his videos because saying no offense cures everything :)
Ik I'm late because this comment was made 4 months ago I'm not a victim of SA but I've been molested/touched by my father before and only that is enough to fuck up my mind... I can't even imagine what actual SA survivors feel like. I'm sorry and hope that you and every single person who's a victim is doing okay now :) fuck the people who make jokes abt Sexual assault they suck
@@ikuruii4144 sexual harassment then, you are still valid 💕 And that is technically what he was doing to her, if he had continued and went through with it, it would have been SA-
@@ikuruii4144 that is still sexual assault and i am so sorry. even if what your father did to you seems "small" compared to people who were r//ped that does not diminish the abuse you went through, especially if it still affects you like you said. hopefully you can see a therapist and talk about it.
TheWolvesAndMe YT omg yea lmfaooo, don’t forget the shot of him setting up and turning off the camera, sitting in his kitchen floor crying, and slowly making the apology about himself
Maya Navarro you’re right 😂 guru apology video starter pack: fake tears, no makeup, not professionally filmed like every other video but on their phone or webcam
I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.
that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.
lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀
@@shannond1511 being transphobic, making fun of other people, manipulating and gaslighting her audience, a lot of that shit. I suggest checking out Young Dumb Honey Bun, as she does a lot of videos on her.
Let's ignore the brain cancer jokes for a sec and actually wish good luck to Jacob and hope that he gets better very soon and without complications! (Also, there is no chance that Sebastian Balls videos weren't the reason for Jacob's brain cancer)
Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"? Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂
^ lmao same. I remember how one time in school I had left my glasses in the gym, and how hard I was trying not to cry about it while explaining it to the teacher
i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO
On an entirely serious note, I hope Jacob’s cancer journey goes okay. It is a hard road that does not treat people lightly, and I really wish him the best. It is amazing to see him continue to be happy and stay lighthearted. Keeping yourself optimistic really does help. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re rooting for you and cheering you on.
i was looking for a comment like this... brain cancer is serious shit and while im glad hes able to make jokes and be positive, my heart truly hurts for him.
Having positive energy really does help slow the progression of cancer! It’s hard to do in those times but it really is one of the key factors to help beat it (obviously aside from medical treatment)
I’m really worried about him because he seems like a sweetheart. My dad died after a three year battle with brain cancer that ruined his sight and balance and was horrible. I hope his fiancé/wife will be ok through this too.
WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)
a halfhearted congrats to him
the bare minimum
👏👏👏
hell yea
another dub for kurtistown
I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves
Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old
he is RIGHT
It's hysterical
I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.
i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol
Jacob: *sends a well written text to Sebastian* Kurtis: “I’m just gonna send him a pic of Big Chungus
I mean it's fair
y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here
I was looking for this comment
Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.
Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself
yes!
boys support boys
The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants
a classic moment
"OOOOOW"
Fr, especially that last “owie” 💀
Sometimes I'll catch myself just randomly referencing it or saying to myself throughout the day for no reason 😭
“I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using
damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that
"Ive met you...your respect means nothing."
Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳
Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument
@@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender
Jacob’s shirt of himself and Kurtis together is the level of friendship and love I strive to have for my friends
me too
friendship _✨goals✨_
In 6th grade I made me and my friend t-shirts with fabric markers and cheap shirts from the craft store. 8/10 would recommend.
💫💕💝 Goodnight Drug Dealers 💝💕💫
That's what I was thinking about 😂😭
Jacob signing off a text with 'i do not respect you' is so fucking funny
RIGHT i die every time 😂
Agreed, i love rewatching this video because Jacob and Kurtis are so funny
Yeah also I love your pfp
@@chaples_ they're non birbinary
@@ky-aj-m omg that is incredible lol
“You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao
What people thing “dark humor” is: racism, sexist, homophobia. What dark humor actually is: Jacob joking about his brain cancer
it sucks because dark humor is such an important coping mechanism, and then all these boring unfunny assholes had to go "hey check this out :)" *says slur* *dabs* and the only thing that helps me cope with is the eventual extinction of the human race :-/
Fr
and then blaming it on sebastian bails
person: *says something offensive*
person: "EveR hEaRD oF dARk HumOuR"
@@komboochie balls*
Sebastian: deletes social media
Jacob: *beats cancer*
*le gasp*
The sacred number
It’s like when they closed up Genghis Khan’s tomb
Coincidence? I think not
Is it really a coincidence
Did he actually beat cancer???
“It’s not his fault.”
“ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”
_yws_
Why does this have 3.5k likes but only 2 replies?!
3*
Lily Lavender 4*😼
5...
"baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.
"You've got FREAKING brain cancer."
"Aw, shoot."
"aw shöūt."
10:15
i didn't get it 🥺
@@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.
I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!
The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.
and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him
Edgy kids want to see that
@@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.
@@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience
@@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~
if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel
THIS IS FUNNY AS SHMACK
ella wait what omg I’m going to hell
I’m sorry for giving him cancer
Samee
Sebastian Is an Ugly Rat42069 APOLOGIZE MORE
the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me
Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me
“I need to go to the war right now” 🏃♀️ 💨
@@elisecode2212 reminds me of that vine of the guy saying the bugs are following him and his mom just says "the *bugs*?!"
“i need to go to war right now ☹️☹️” *cartoon skedaddle sound effect*
“I do not respect you” is the strongest way to end a message of all time. I’ve used it only once before, but it’s a complete heater
Don’t be sayin’ that bro, you’re hurting my feelings😤💪😡
Jacob had a lot of zingers in this video, but that line is definitely my favorite
i said that once to a trumpet
trump supporter
Oh shit, I didn’t see this comment when I made mine, and I thought I read a majority of them. 🙌🏽 10/10 content tho lmao
@@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated.
It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more
Jacob: **has literal brain cancer, is joking around, pretty cheerful**
Sebastian: mY dAd’S cOwOrKeR tEsTeD pOsItIvE fOr cOrOnAvIrUs, sO i’M gOiNG tO dIe
PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU
420 likes. bro your comment is blazin
Bro honestly, I'm glad to see Jacob is okay and he's still staying cheery
Erin Bush yeah, I agree.
@@paige6029 it was a joke they were saying thats basically what sebastion was saying
Sebastian: "I don't mean to offend anyone: the army, the navy, or the marines."
The air force:
the coast guard:
@@bri2149 the Space Force:
Matt Hoffman Offend the Space force plz.
my brother is joining the air force
@@spidermanbruh ooh i wish him luck
I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform
Wait… people die from sa?
@@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa.
TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE
When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim…
The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses.
The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc
@@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally
I think he doesn’t understand
As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣
The way kurtis looks over at Jacob to make sure he’s laughing at his jokes (and lowkey vice versa) is the biggest mood ever
It's so cute too
It's adorable aww
@Ddhfacetyy Nah some people legit tell jokes and laugh by themselves💀
The biggest mood ever? Wtf is that supposed to mean?
@Ddhfacetyy omg that's so cute 🥺
I can’t believe Mr. Clean is featuring a small creator like Mayor Kurtis I think that’s so generous of him.
Omg you’ve got me rolling!!!
SugaKookieDough ayeee 💆🏼
Honestly, Mr Clean just looks so fresh.
i actually got a mr clean ad on the video, no joke-
Now this is the YT comment we all needed
In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco
GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!
4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO
Agreed
❤️🙌
@@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?
As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know?
Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊
I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.
WISH U THE BEST
Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp
Hope you beat it!!
Get better bestie
As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls
“I can feel my cancer getting worse. Uh oh. Oww!”
Is my favorite dark humor joke.
I must've replayed that 20 times 🤣
So glad he ended up beating cancer AND being able to laugh in its face.
@@Jagger-Tyr_13he beat cancer? Sick!!
@@Jagger-Tyr_13let's goooooo
@@kat.hearted No, NOT sick. Didn’t you read the comment? He got BETTER. Duh.
@@OliviaConroyI love this comment sm
Jacob: *sends eloquent, well-thought out messages about not making light of abuse*
Kurtis: c h u n g u s
I would like but it's 666 hahaha
Cheese
@@cancerwoman7669 ah yes ✨cheese✨
#teamballs
7K like wow
"I can feel my cancer getting worse, uh oh *o w"* i just lose it every time.
Same bruh
And also nice profile pic😩👌
I had to spit my water back in the bottle on my first watch because of this
literally how can someone possibly be this funny and positive about cancer. he’s so wholesome
@@GaaraFan01 i know!
I KNOW ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY 😩😭
4:43 this is why i love this duo.
i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.
It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”
@@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀
Jacob: *texts about why a prank about sexual harassment can be harmful to survivors*
Kurtis: how about *b I G C h u N G u S*
Lawful good, chaotic good
the duality of man
oOf
jAe I love your pfp
Charlotte Nicholas
Thank you! And I love yours! Such a sophisticated doggo
Jacobs attitude about his cancer is honestly so inspiring.
@Kabo Chang Yes.
As someone who has cancer (not brain) and has not always had the greatest attitude... I agree and want to be more like him 🥺
wait does he actually have cancer? or is he just bald?
@@mitskienjoy3r oh i see, thanks pal
Lobalox Rajobs what kind of sick person would lie about having cancer
as someone who has had cancer i rlly appreciate this dynamic of jacob being comfortable joking about it with kurtis, like cancer treatment is already hard enough without ur best friends stepping on eggshells around u fr
Hes so over the top about it I love it and I stan him
I excepted more people to reply then just one person
@@kidcloner7145 right? Lmfao
My brother was the same way when he had cancer. Definitely made it so he, and everyone else, were able to cope with everything easier. Plus some people are so scared to say or do something wrong that they just avoid the other person all together. So, by having a repertoire with people about it he was able to keep himself from feeling isolated, and be treated like a different person. Hopefully that makes sense.
I hope you're doing well now :)
i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.
Same, genuinely misremembered his name as Sebastian Balls until I rewatched these vids 😭
wait wtf i gen thought it was balls 😭
Jacob RAISING HIS HAND to make statements is the purest, most hilarious bit ever
what do you expect him to do? interrupt? /lh
@@oddott well that’s kinda what most people do
i do it irl
@violets are purple not blue you twat it means light hearted! it’s a tone tag, it helps convey the tone of a message/post :)
@violets are purple not blue you twat
lh: light hearted
j: joking
hj: half joking
s: sarcastic
srs: serious
neg: negative
pos: positive
neu: neutral
gen: genuine
l or ly: lyrics
p: platonic
r: romantic
c: copypasta
sx or x: sexual
nsx or nx: nonsexual
ij: inside joke
this video is a perfect example of what IS and ISNT dark humor. jacob joking about his cancer IS dark humor. sebastian making a prank about abuse and sexual assault is NOT dark humor.
Tristan Chaplin why would it be a joke
@@tristanchaplin392 its accurate tho...
@@Blairsilly It's a joke because it reminds him of Jacob's cancer jokes and he laughs at the memory
Ashik Jaman that’s not what he was saying but okay
@@Blairsilly I know I was trying to make a joke, sorry
"does he have cancer?"
"no."
*"well i do."*
JACOB NO
do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.
**JAYVISION** yh he definitely does
@@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.
Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it
**JAYVISION** go to his RUclips channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.
honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man
omg heart* btw
Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!
@@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖
i hope you're doing alright now!
@@swirlingstarshine definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!
so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.
PREACH
probably a lawyer
Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.
she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right
You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖
why is no one talking about how sebastion litteraly says 'I need to go to war right now' and grabs his bag and runs. it made me cry laugh
in his white air force 1s 😂
That shit had me doubled over.
Anakin Skywalker dude if you hit him you’ll be disrespecting a future us army soldier
Justin Tierno lmaoooo
this!
I can’t believe Jacob traded his hair for eternal comedic prowess.
this comment is killing me💀
A small price to pay for salvation....
AHHAHAHHAHAHAH
One joke man.
Well, that's one way to make cancer funny
kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it
It's really weird, because Sebastian has that energy that feels both homophobic AND gay at the same time
EDIT:As a heads up this wasn't an invitation for straights to stereotype gays
Yeah it's really weird and kind of scary 😳 I wouldn't want to be in the same room as him ever 🏃
me in 7th grade
I agree he does seem like that lol
kalvin garrah enters the chat
So... Ellen?
I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it
Yeah. I’m happy he found a good way to cope with it though
my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it
I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position
@@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)
I really wanted to like your comment, but it was at 420 and I couldn't be the one to change that. Nice comment.
“i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE
*OOOWWWE*
I'm watching this video 3 years later, and the video is STILL live on his RUclips channel.
And I should be clear - I'm talking about the SA video
The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious
I literally forgot about that fact 😂
Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆
Wait I forgot about that LMAO
omgg aroace people unite!!!!
AZIRAPHALE PFP???
imagine a child who is getting sexually abused but is too young to understand watching these videos and becoming normalized to it like thinking its okay and its just a prank...imagine how damaging that could be
EXACTLY. This shouldn’t be normalized, especially to impressionable children. It’s disgusting that he’s profiting off of this.
As a survivor of childhood sexual assault those kids are gonna be so confused and feel bad because they see them laugh after and think "well I must be doing something wrong if I didnt laugh and feel better after" its really sad thinking about that
omg! that’s horrible, i didn’t even think about that! horrible!
This sort of happened to me when I was younger. Obviously these RUclips pranks weren’t around weren’t around but being surrounded by people telling you “it’s not that serious” and to just “get over it” is extremely damaging. I’ve only been able to get help these last few years because for upwards of 10 years I’ve believed I was in the wrong. I can only imagine how hard it must be for assault survivors nowadays since it’s now considered MAINSTREAM ENTERTAINMENT that ANYONE can see. While most of the people here agree this is awful, the painful truth is that the majority of people who watch this prank shit think it’s nothing to worry about or even think it’s funny. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean for this to turn into a rant but this insensitive prank shit just gets me so goddamn heated.
@@lucai_2860 as a young person who was assaulted when I was 5, all this shit normalising sexual assault in kids these days is really damaging. I didn't even consider it assault until a week ago (partly because I repressed the memory) and the person who assaulted me was also a minor. I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically he pressured me into touching his private parts and letting him touch mine and a bunch of media normalises kids being sexual and stuff and its really enraging to see because kids who are like me will brush off their assault because people told them its "normal" and won't realise its bad until years later.
“I’m late for war”
**runs out of the room**
*my people need me-*
I’m gonna start using this when I wanna get out of something
That little LEAP he does fuckin cracks me up like wtf are you doing
“I n e e d t o g o t o w a r r n”
hey!!! im a small youtuber and i make a lot of different videos that i work extremely hard on, any support is appreciated have a amazing day
This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.
rlly brave commenting this 💙
@@giddy4600 Thank you
@@skydaddysfav6196 np
i hope ur doing better
I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜
Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop
Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢
I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭
same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.
@@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT
I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha
Jacob: I have brain cancer
Me: trying too hold back tears
The fact that Kurtis didn’t do the normal “don’t go leave this guy a bunch of hate,” shows that he’s mad about this, and I love it.
Sexual assault isn’t a punchline.
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tw: he had a tiktok where he pretended to commit suicide in a bathtub. this man...no sorry, this man-child needs to just take a break from the internet
i- the audacity this man-child has is unbearable
retrostyle agreed- (also: *jisoo voice* I know his face in your profile picture, I know his face)
@@friendusesthisaccountnocom9928 its yeonjun from txt lol
Oh my god
purityloxx what?
Watching this in 2024, thankfully all RUclipsr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good
Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable
Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3
Can’t wait for Sebastian Balls to pull out the ukulele
@@RikkiLove0317the toxic skiddles-hair army cas- balls train
Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself.
And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you
I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.
@@burntc agreed
Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever
@@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.
Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo
the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant.
also all cops are balls
its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)
He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????
It's pathetic imo
everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily
@@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!
kurtis: i feel bad cause after we made a video you got brain cancer
jacob: are you saying that sebastian bails gave me brain cancer
kurtis: i wouldn’t say that
jacob: *i would*
Damnnnn 1.1k likes and NO comments, first one lol
Seck ind
@@hEllOhEllO-ge5en thank you
😂you’re welcome!
😆
Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.
Him being comfortable enough to joke about his cancer is some real strength.
"you know you want it" is so disrespectful to people who've lived through sexual assault and I'm so annoyed
FR
ik it pisses me off hearing it
Same :/
it’s awful!
I didn’t go through SA but I’ve been catcalled b4 and I it’s so fucking scary I can’t imagine ppl who have been through SA
I lost it when Jacob said “I can feel my cancer getting worse”
And then he said “ow” but deep fried
u could say... it killed me
God loves you all
@@WisdomanPlaysMC thanks?
@@WisdomanPlaysMC thanks
this is literally my comfort video
mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together
“The test results came back, you shoulda rung that bell”
I’M CRYING
i literally read this as it happened in the videolmaooo
I literally spat my cereal back into the bowl cause I was laughing
I hate everything on the internet except for Jacob being so positive about his cancer
No replies.
I think he doesn't want to stress too much about it and its awesome that he's not negative about it
i thought it was ironic
oh my lord... i didn’t know 🥺 my prayers go out to him.
So you hate other people who are positive about their cancer
Kurtis and Jacob have better chemistry than sebastian and his girlfriend
EYE-💀
@Kabo Chang Here's an award for you, dude. We believe in you. 🏅
@Kabo Chang Okay, but only one. No need to get this fancy. 🍪
HELP SNSKWMDKS
Kabo Chang nah you get all raisins B
This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.
“Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls
absolutely
Oh yeah definitely that made me laugh really hard
All cops are balls
Correct!!
Definitely!!
As someone who's lost both parents to cancer when I was a teenager, I really loved the cancer jokes. One thumb up to cure Jacob from me!
I am terribly sorry for your loss, I've had a similar experience when I was younger. I'm sorry I can't do anything more but I really do hope you are okay
same i had cancer and i’ve been surrounded by people who survived cancer and i love how people can joke about it
What a good sport.
Jar Michael ikr
I have cancer, and same here!
This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen
The fact that Jacob is able to have such a positive attitude about his cancer and make jokes and stuff is honestly inspiring as hell. Stay healthy my dude. You got this shit
Yes, I'm a new fan but I fucking love these boys
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And then there's Sebastian like my dad's coworker got Covid... Nice knowing y'all 😔
niftysheep his doctors said he should beat it as long as he stays on treatments
@@omgitsabbie Welcome to Kurtistown Abbie! I've been for quite a bit, about 2 years and everyone here has been wonderful! We're so excited to have you joining us as a citizen! I know this welcome is a bit late, but better late than never, eh?
The chemistry between Sebastian and his girlfriend is like unseasoned, boiled chicken.
Holy... I-I-I’m wheezing so hard
do people actually boil chicken? like boiled eggs but bird flavour?
@@emilywilliamson6066 omigod no usually you boil chicken to prepare it for the next step in cooking like grilling or sauteeing but the phrase "bird flavor" is making me laugh so hard
@@abbywolffe4114 Ooooh ive never eaten or prepared chicken so i was like D: birdy no
bird juice
JACOB IS LITERALLY SO WHOLESOME OMG, i love how positive he is about everything; it's so inspiring. I hope he gets better :( praying for him
Bro I thought your user name was bisexual and I was like lol same then I realized i can’t fucking read
Shelby Creed lmao I also saw bisexual
Shelby Creed bruh same 😭😭
Also, when Kurtis pranked him with fake soda. He drinked it just for Kurtis. Too much wholesomeness for me❤✌💕✌
Shelby Creed i read this comment and still thought it said bisexual 💀
i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo
As a victim of sexual assault, i very much respect Sebastian Skittles Hair Army Cas - Balls for saying no offense before his videos because saying no offense cures everything :)
Im joking while saying this. Except for the first line, everything else is a joke.
Ik I'm late because this comment was made 4 months ago
I'm not a victim of SA but I've been molested/touched by my father before and only that is enough to fuck up my mind... I can't even imagine what actual SA survivors feel like. I'm sorry and hope that you and every single person who's a victim is doing okay now :) fuck the people who make jokes abt Sexual assault they suck
@@ikuruii4144 sexual harassment then, you are still valid 💕
And that is technically what he was doing to her, if he had continued and went through with it, it would have been SA-
@@ikuruii4144
that is still sexual assault and i am so sorry. even if what your father did to you seems "small" compared to people who were r//ped that does not diminish the abuse you went through, especially if it still affects you like you said. hopefully you can see a therapist and talk about it.
@@ikuruii4144 i hope you’re alright
I died when he announced "I need to go to war right now!" and just sprinted out of the room
wasnt even sprinting he literally jus kinda jogged away 😭😭 i cant w this man
He was running like it was running day in gym🏃 with knees hitting your chest
@@lemonteahoney3282 I CACKLED OMGPI 😭😭😭💀💀💀
🏃🏼♂️💨
@@lemonteahoney3282 he’s gonna do those karaokes things next
the fact that he didn’t look like a carrot in his apology video is the equivalent of beauty gurus filming their apology videos from their phones
don’t forget that he was on the floor so it seemed more real lmaoo
TheWolvesAndMe YT omg yea lmfaooo, don’t forget the shot of him setting up and turning off the camera, sitting in his kitchen floor crying, and slowly making the apology about himself
I was legit thinking this cuz even beauty gurus don’t wear makeup in their “apology” videos and try to look torn
You know it's a real apology when they have no makeup on🤭
Maya Navarro you’re right 😂 guru apology video starter pack: fake tears, no makeup, not professionally filmed like every other video but on their phone or webcam
I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.
that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.
jacob is literally the funniest guest that’s ever been on this channel, sorry i don’t take criticism
No offense
how about kurtis kurtis is funny
Kiwi Martini jacob??? Kurtis is the guest, this is Jacobs channel.
boi boi kurtis isn’t a guest
your mother it’s a joke lav
my heart actually dropped when Jacob said he has brain cancer, i really really really hope he’ll be ok :’))))
Follow him on Instagram lol he posts updates
From what I’ve read it sounds like odds are he’ll be fine
Ik this is a year old but according to another comment he’s now cancer free!
They just made a recent video together and he’s doing well
"you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."
This comment is underrated lol
Yg6uhw7h7hwU8WH AHAHAHAH
😭😭😭😭😭😭
bro 😭😭😭😭
Yes
lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀
His cycle is the same as any toxic person. Apology, does the same horrible shit, apology, does the same horrible shit, etc.
Another good example is Amberlynn Reid.
Tana mojo
@@thatguy3903 what horrible shot does she really do? And i dont consider her failing to lose weight horrible.
@@shannond1511 being transphobic, making fun of other people, manipulating and gaslighting her audience, a lot of that shit. I suggest checking out Young Dumb Honey Bun, as she does a lot of videos on her.
Shane yaw is another good example
He's the type of person to say "I'm not racist, but..."
same with the girlfriend, she gives off "oh you're wlw? you don't have a crush on me right?" vibes
@@arisdeez more true words have never been spoken before
@@arisdeez Holy shit how accurate is that 👶
“I’m not racist and I literally respect all black people, so do not take anything in this video to heart cuz I don’t mean to offensive
And like not in the "I'm not racist but what the fuck is Canada" way
I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.
I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.
I’m only gonna read the first 6 words
Good on him for staying strong
Indeed. Extremely strong❤️
@@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀
i am half of the views on this video I CANNOT STOP COMING BACK TO IT
Let's ignore the brain cancer jokes for a sec and actually wish good luck to Jacob and hope that he gets better very soon and without complications!
(Also, there is no chance that Sebastian Balls videos weren't the reason for Jacob's brain cancer)
He already finished his chemotherapy sessions, hope he is fine now
You spelt Bails wrong lmao
EnzoIsRandomness JL balls
@@Blue-sk7nm Oh, my bad
My best friend died to brain cancer, so this hits close to home. I really hope Jacob gets better.
kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology
Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"?
Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂
The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was
Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦♀️ I can’t
I’m sorry but “I need to go to the war right now” absolutely killed me. Just like “the war” would do to him.
That's how kids talk when they play pretend
Hahaha I'm dead! Just like he would be
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen lol
It made me burst into laughter, “The WAR?”
"I NeEd tO GO to ThE wAR NOw" *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
comfort video fr. ive watched this so many times but it just always makes me laugh.
Jacob is handling having cancer better than I did losing my headphones. I'm actually so proud of him.
Ethan Rabbitts I feel this
same when i lose my glasses i have a whole breakdown and cry then find it 2 secs later
^ lmao same. I remember how one time in school I had left my glasses in the gym, and how hard I was trying not to cry about it while explaining it to the teacher
@@noriii I felt that in my soul
nori when that happens I have to get my sister to find them because I can’t see anything. And then they are right where I left them
Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑
he actually has a photo on his instagram with a crown:,)
yes 😌👑
this is such a cute comment
yessir
King triton from sponge bob
That "aw shoot" was the most Canadian thing ever.
Next to Douche Canoue
10:18
@@ky-aj-m
douche canouche
@@simone991 you're hired
3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week
"When I said that offensive slur, it was not my intention to offend anybody."
Did you mean: *Jeffree Star*
OMG BAHAHHAA
I literally heard it in his voice
did you mean half of tiktok?
nah he meant shane dawson
@@kuyenalcantara8341 Why not both, lmao?
Sebastian casually just saying “I’m gonna go to war right now” makes me laugh every time
not me trying to hold in my laughter at 12 am over two grown men laughing at the word "army balls" 💀
I think I lost it at this a little xd
literally mee 💀💀☠️
i feel like i'm 10 bc i couldn't help but laugh
Same, but it's 1am XD
i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO
"Perceive myself out to the world as" has the same energy as "it matters not what you've done but what you do with what you've done for others"
It also has the same energy as “I have made a severe”.
@@obiwankenobi9141 i have also made a severe
@@obiwankenobi9141 you’re everywhere
@@obiwankenobi9141 hello there
"Isn't it a bit dangerous to use one's whole vocabulary in a single sentence?"
On an entirely serious note, I hope Jacob’s cancer journey goes okay. It is a hard road that does not treat people lightly, and I really wish him the best. It is amazing to see him continue to be happy and stay lighthearted. Keeping yourself optimistic really does help. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re rooting for you and cheering you on.
i was looking for a comment like this... brain cancer is serious shit and while im glad hes able to make jokes and be positive, my heart truly hurts for him.
Having positive energy really does help slow the progression of cancer! It’s hard to do in those times but it really is one of the key factors to help beat it (obviously aside from medical treatment)
yes!
I’m really worried about him because he seems like a sweetheart. My dad died after a three year battle with brain cancer that ruined his sight and balance and was horrible. I hope his fiancé/wife will be ok through this too.
Wait, I thought the cancer thing was a joke? 😩
from now on "im late for the war" is my closing remark on leaving any room
Mom: So...your grades have been deteriorating.
Me: (moonwalking away) *I'm late for the war, mother.*
this comment is fuckint killing me
Just make sure to awkwardly stumble run away after you say it!
"i need to go to the war right now"
I'm already late I need to go to war mom
usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect