Checking In With Sebastian Bails

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  • Опубликовано: 6 авг 2020
  • It's been a while since we've taken a look at Sebastian Bails, so I sat down with my buddy Jacob and we took a look at what he's been up to.
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  3 года назад +101637

    WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)

  • @lilbabya.
    @lilbabya. 3 года назад +3683

    Sebastian: deletes social media
    Jacob: *beats cancer*

  • @simone991
    @simone991 3 года назад +5316

    “It’s not his fault.”
    “ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”

  • @kermit00000
    @kermit00000 Год назад +10554

    The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious

    • @ionlydodior3452
      @ionlydodior3452 Год назад +167

      I literally forgot about that fact 😂

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 11 месяцев назад +210

      Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 10 месяцев назад +31

      Wait I forgot about that LMAO

    • @derangeduck
      @derangeduck 2 месяца назад

      omgg aroace people unite!!!!

    • @NicoChia-oi8zi
      @NicoChia-oi8zi 2 месяца назад +1

      AZIRAPHALE PFP???

  • @monikorasort
    @monikorasort Год назад +3402

    As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know?
    Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Год назад +80

      I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.

    • @paomedley
      @paomedley Год назад +42

      WISH U THE BEST

    • @Clefablestarz
      @Clefablestarz Год назад +1

      Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 Год назад +31

      Hope you beat it!!

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 10 месяцев назад +19

      Get better bestie
      As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 3 года назад +10196

    "You've got FREAKING brain cancer."
    "Aw, shoot."

    • @bella-jx4pk
      @bella-jx4pk 2 года назад +258

      "aw shöūt."

    • @notapseudonym678
      @notapseudonym678 2 года назад +57

      10:15

    • @odi___
      @odi___ 2 года назад +3

      i didn't get it 🥺

    • @archiermanilo23
      @archiermanilo23 2 года назад +80

      @@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.

    • @jafie4787
      @jafie4787 2 года назад +80

      I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!

  • @luise.h04
    @luise.h04 3 года назад +6889

    "you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."

  • @briewon
    @briewon 5 месяцев назад +561

    The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants

  • @certifieddumbass4759
    @certifieddumbass4759 Год назад +1116

    Update on Balls!! He hasn't posted in a year thank god. Hopefully it stays that way. To everyone who are victims of SA or abuse of any kind, you are so strong and I give you so much support. Sebastion is an awful person for making such videos and making light of those awful situations.. Anyone who is gone through that, I am here for you.
    Using trauma for views isn't funny. It isn't cute.

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm a guy, but as a submissive virgin, I actually WANT to be kidnapped and used. It personally sounds hot to me 🤣

    • @whoreofskelligeisles
      @whoreofskelligeisles 6 месяцев назад +13

      I hope Kurtis pins this or at least likes it, idc how old it is

    • @StopXPlease
      @StopXPlease 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@whoreofskelligeisles Kurtis actually talked about Sebastian recently on his podcast, because recently Sebastian returned to youtube.

    • @pussycat2022
      @pussycat2022 3 месяца назад

      And what he said?@@StopXPlease

    • @scentist_error
      @scentist_error 21 день назад +1

      Good news (unless there is some sort of second channel I have not found yet)! Mr. Sebastian Skittleshair Army Balls posted like 2 shorts and then disappeared again, so we're fine

  • @mikerice868
    @mikerice868 3 года назад +18175

    I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves

    • @thepieeater8458
      @thepieeater8458 3 года назад +372

      Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old

    • @quincyingalls1769
      @quincyingalls1769 3 года назад +159

      he is RIGHT

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +98

      It's hysterical

    • @burgerhouseinthehouse2079
      @burgerhouseinthehouse2079 3 года назад +117

      I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.

    • @ryleighbark7353
      @ryleighbark7353 3 года назад +39

      i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol

  • @anureet123
    @anureet123 3 года назад +16465

    “I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using

    • @liv8095
      @liv8095 3 года назад +368

      damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that

    • @clothildaasoalla545
      @clothildaasoalla545 3 года назад +419

      "Ive met you...your respect means nothing."

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +127

      Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳

    • @seeve2274
      @seeve2274 3 года назад +9

      Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument

    • @yamomma2259
      @yamomma2259 3 года назад +208

      @@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender

  • @cybe3rr277
    @cybe3rr277 2 года назад +2553

    i remember watching this video every day a year ago
    my dad had cancer then, he was really sick, was 60kg, couldn't eat or drink, but we were all staying really positive about the situation
    he died, it was a fucking tragedy i can't even put it into words how shocking it was since he was really getting better in his last days (or maybe that's just the thing when a person is dying their body does this really confusing thing before death)
    i miss him a lot, the memories are scary and beyond sad
    but jacob's videos calmed me down with how funny he was and how positive he was about his cancer
    i used to watch multiple creators with cancer then and all of them are in remmission now
    cancer is a bitch, i'm so glad jacob is okay now, he's a great guy honestly i love him so much

    • @jessicamendoza1133
      @jessicamendoza1133 2 года назад +55

      hope your doing ok

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse Год назад +26

      I’m here for you

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Год назад +67

      Cancer sucks fucking balls. Sorry for your loss. If it’s any consolation I’m sure your dad was heartwarmed to be able to spend his last days with his family.

    • @rk800android
      @rk800android 11 месяцев назад +14

      I'm incredibly sorry. We're here for you.

    • @gremlinanger
      @gremlinanger 11 месяцев назад +15

      I’m so sorry that you lost your dad, cancer is the absolute worse
      I hope you are feeling ok x

  • @alicegoodman8526
    @alicegoodman8526 Год назад +330

    the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 Год назад +28

      Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me

    • @literal-legend19
      @literal-legend19 6 месяцев назад +16

      “I need to go to the war right now” 🏃‍♀️ 💨

  • @drugresham7404
    @drugresham7404 3 года назад +4748

    Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑

  • @stinker2614
    @stinker2614 3 года назад +3732

    so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.

    • @embrejo2204
      @embrejo2204 3 года назад +53

      PREACH

    • @aestheticweirdo5606
      @aestheticweirdo5606 3 года назад +102

      probably a lawyer

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +29

      Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.

    • @semicolon.advocate
      @semicolon.advocate 3 года назад +66

      she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right

    • @suckiiiit9368
      @suckiiiit9368 3 года назад +25

      You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖

  • @Oxytaycin
    @Oxytaycin Год назад +756

    I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform

    • @death_m3t4l_octopus
      @death_m3t4l_octopus Год назад +2

      Wait… people die from sa?

    • @kaaegin3314
      @kaaegin3314 Год назад +91

      @@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa.
      TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE
      When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim…
      The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses.
      The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Год назад +34

      @@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally

    • @ColorWheel87
      @ColorWheel87 10 месяцев назад +1

      I think he doesn’t understand

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 8 месяцев назад +2

      As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣

  • @eriksteverman1288
    @eriksteverman1288 Год назад +146

    “You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao

  • @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322
    @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322 3 года назад +9479

    "does he have cancer?"
    "no."
    *"well i do."*
    JACOB NO

    • @JayvisionTV287
      @JayvisionTV287 3 года назад +68

      do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.

    • @poohc8269
      @poohc8269 3 года назад +218

      **JAYVISION** yh he definitely does

    • @localyoko4203
      @localyoko4203 3 года назад +408

      @@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.

    • @JayvisionTV287
      @JayvisionTV287 3 года назад +45

      Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 3 года назад +144

      **JAYVISION** go to his RUclips channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.

  • @acekenny9339
    @acekenny9339 3 года назад +7085

    He's the type of person to say "I'm not racist, but..."

    • @arisdeez
      @arisdeez 3 года назад +565

      same with the girlfriend, she gives off "oh you're wlw? you don't have a crush on me right?" vibes

    • @sindhupriyaK
      @sindhupriyaK 3 года назад +135

      @@arisdeez more true words have never been spoken before

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 3 года назад +58

      @@arisdeez Holy shit how accurate is that 👶

    • @aqua4089
      @aqua4089 3 года назад +217

      “I’m not racist and I literally respect all black people, so do not take anything in this video to heart cuz I don’t mean to offensive

    • @afooz
      @afooz 3 года назад +37

      And like not in the "I'm not racist but what the fuck is Canada" way

  • @Marcus-sb1ew
    @Marcus-sb1ew 9 месяцев назад +51

    "baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.

  • @hat7475
    @hat7475 Год назад +602

    4:43 this is why i love this duo.
    i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.

    • @alexschneider1667
      @alexschneider1667 Год назад +51

      It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Год назад +11

      @@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀

  • @EffiiCat
    @EffiiCat 3 года назад +15699

    In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco

    • @juliajello3558
      @juliajello3558 3 года назад +432

      GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!

    • @tylerk6972
      @tylerk6972 3 года назад +320

      4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO

    • @knilla2k
      @knilla2k 3 года назад +36

      Agreed

    • @colleenc.9900
      @colleenc.9900 3 года назад +17

      ❤️🙌

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 3 года назад +195

      @@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?

  • @ameliawhite9227
    @ameliawhite9227 3 года назад +6444

    "you know you want it" is so disrespectful to people who've lived through sexual assault and I'm so annoyed

    • @kel4211
      @kel4211 3 года назад +96

      FR

    • @2phantasies
      @2phantasies 3 года назад +108

      ik it pisses me off hearing it

    • @urxvtym
      @urxvtym 3 года назад +25

      Same :/

    • @emmalorky
      @emmalorky 3 года назад +36

      it’s awful!

    • @naww8210
      @naww8210 3 года назад +79

      I didn’t go through SA but I’ve been catcalled b4 and I it’s so fucking scary I can’t imagine ppl who have been through SA

  • @qwertyuiop_99999
    @qwertyuiop_99999 10 месяцев назад +69

    i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.

  • @jiminsbitch212
    @jiminsbitch212 9 месяцев назад +29

    Every year I come back for the “where were you… when sebastian balls joined the army?”

  • @ethanrabbitts9906
    @ethanrabbitts9906 3 года назад +5933

    Jacob is handling having cancer better than I did losing my headphones. I'm actually so proud of him.

    • @l0v3doctor
      @l0v3doctor 3 года назад +33

      Ethan Rabbitts I feel this

    • @noriii
      @noriii 3 года назад +130

      same when i lose my glasses i have a whole breakdown and cry then find it 2 secs later

    • @thegoods7011
      @thegoods7011 3 года назад +48

      ^ lmao same. I remember how one time in school I had left my glasses in the gym, and how hard I was trying not to cry about it while explaining it to the teacher

    • @asteria9182
      @asteria9182 3 года назад +13

      @@noriii I felt that in my soul

    • @lovettakamara9726
      @lovettakamara9726 3 года назад +8

      nori when that happens I have to get my sister to find them because I can’t see anything. And then they are right where I left them

  • @ellethompson2781
    @ellethompson2781 3 года назад +17039

    if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel

  • @shaunamurtagh2572
    @shaunamurtagh2572 Год назад +219

    honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 Год назад +2

      omg heart* btw

    • @Honestlytweaking
      @Honestlytweaking Год назад +17

      Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 Год назад +4

      @@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖

    • @radiostaticboy
      @radiostaticboy Год назад +1

      i hope you're doing alright now!

    • @shaunamurtagh2572
      @shaunamurtagh2572 Год назад

      @@radiostaticboy definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!

  • @carbs028
    @carbs028 4 месяца назад +14

    kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it

  • @allisonblood1022
    @allisonblood1022 3 года назад +7409

    On an entirely serious note, I hope Jacob’s cancer journey goes okay. It is a hard road that does not treat people lightly, and I really wish him the best. It is amazing to see him continue to be happy and stay lighthearted. Keeping yourself optimistic really does help. I hope I speak for all of us when I say we’re rooting for you and cheering you on.

    • @_peepee_
      @_peepee_ 3 года назад +409

      i was looking for a comment like this... brain cancer is serious shit and while im glad hes able to make jokes and be positive, my heart truly hurts for him.

    • @sarahr6301
      @sarahr6301 3 года назад +181

      Having positive energy really does help slow the progression of cancer! It’s hard to do in those times but it really is one of the key factors to help beat it (obviously aside from medical treatment)

    • @zebbr0s
      @zebbr0s 3 года назад +10

      yes!

    • @skele3620
      @skele3620 3 года назад +105

      I’m really worried about him because he seems like a sweetheart. My dad died after a three year battle with brain cancer that ruined his sight and balance and was horrible. I hope his fiancé/wife will be ok through this too.

    • @ShenJones
      @ShenJones 3 года назад +22

      Wait, I thought the cancer thing was a joke? 😩

  • @charibriannagrant261
    @charibriannagrant261 3 года назад +4913

    The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.

    • @savanna3019
      @savanna3019 3 года назад +103

      and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 года назад +1

      Edgy kids want to see that

    • @tsukki9345
      @tsukki9345 3 года назад +65

      @@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 года назад +6

      @@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience

    • @mari-ok6jk
      @mari-ok6jk 3 года назад +48

      @@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~

  • @user-ch2cz5hx1i
    @user-ch2cz5hx1i 8 месяцев назад +16

    3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week

  • @bethanoni95
    @bethanoni95 3 месяца назад +22

    Watching this in 2024, thankfully all RUclipsr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good

    • @Green.and.gay.
      @Green.and.gay. 3 месяца назад +1

      Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable

    • @2hark2ona2elly
      @2hark2ona2elly 2 месяца назад

      Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3

  • @temiarvw1360
    @temiarvw1360 3 года назад +3595

    When you feel bad for laughing at someone with cancer's cancer joke...

    • @NerdySweets3
      @NerdySweets3 3 года назад +89

      your pfp is everyone watching sebastian’s videos

    • @dogshit8565
      @dogshit8565 3 года назад +40

      when you dont feel bad because it's funny
      ......

    • @polaroid_people4676
      @polaroid_people4676 3 года назад +146

      I don’t think you should feel bad in this case. He makes jokes so people can laugh with him. He’s a comedian and I’m sure he wouldn’t be upset by it (unless you’re making fun of him)

    • @liznolan2930
      @liznolan2930 3 года назад +65

      Nah dude dont feel bad! I had cancer twice and literally i always joked about that shit with my friends (especially the ones who were there with me through the first AND second time). Sometimes people get uncomfortable or feel bad for laughing along but just think of it as something that helps them to ease the pain and stress over it :) Especially because its a time when its that much harder to find the humor in things.

    • @bianca-bw1uc
      @bianca-bw1uc 3 года назад +3

      Liz Nolan proud of you

  • @lostdude7706
    @lostdude7706 3 года назад +4234

    Let's ignore the brain cancer jokes for a sec and actually wish good luck to Jacob and hope that he gets better very soon and without complications!
    (Also, there is no chance that Sebastian Balls videos weren't the reason for Jacob's brain cancer)

    • @lelemi623
      @lelemi623 3 года назад +73

      He already finished his chemotherapy sessions, hope he is fine now

    • @enzoisrandomnessjl2332
      @enzoisrandomnessjl2332 3 года назад +3

      You spelt Bails wrong lmao

    • @hebaahmad2108
      @hebaahmad2108 3 года назад +20

      EnzoIsRandomness JL balls

    • @enzoisrandomnessjl2332
      @enzoisrandomnessjl2332 3 года назад +1

      @@Blue-sk7nm Oh, my bad

    • @wyko.liability
      @wyko.liability 3 года назад +15

      My best friend died to brain cancer, so this hits close to home. I really hope Jacob gets better.

  • @regularfern
    @regularfern 7 месяцев назад +18

    This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.

  • @hildasnails5961
    @hildasnails5961 3 года назад +3425

    Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself.
    And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you

    • @burntc
      @burntc 3 года назад +21

      I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.

    • @hildasnails5961
      @hildasnails5961 3 года назад +5

      @@burntc agreed

    • @Haileyyyo.o
      @Haileyyyo.o 3 года назад +13

      Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever

    • @burntc
      @burntc 3 года назад +3

      @@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.

    • @Haileyyyo.o
      @Haileyyyo.o 3 года назад

      Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo

  • @olivemullican7545
    @olivemullican7545 3 года назад +4317

    I love that they joke around about his cancer. Like in such a bad situation, they can laugh about it and make good memories for them to have after he beats it

    • @CrashesCrazy
      @CrashesCrazy 3 года назад +344

      Yeah. I’m happy he found a good way to cope with it though

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 3 года назад +301

      my friend had cancer a year or two ago (she's all good now!! yayyy!!) and one of our friends put like. a nickel and a dime into one of those "donate to kids with cancer uwu" things with like all the tracks and stuff inside (I. don't know if I described that well) like "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU CHLOE" and it still makes me SCREAM when I think about it

    • @genevievebatista6809
      @genevievebatista6809 3 года назад +209

      I’m disabled and people will get offended on my behalf when I make jokes about it. It’s just so much better to laugh about something and see it in a good light than to skirt around it unless it’s about pity. I really enjoyed the jokes about his cancer because I saw myself in them, and anyone who thinks they’re “tasteless” just obviously hasn’t been in that position

    • @izzytepe
      @izzytepe 3 года назад +63

      @@genevievebatista6809 ikr! my brother died from a drug overdose three years ago, but me and my best friends CONSTANTLY joke. Its better! (he was cremated so thats where most of the humor forms from)

    • @booksnbones5881
      @booksnbones5881 3 года назад +14

      I really wanted to like your comment, but it was at 420 and I couldn't be the one to change that. Nice comment.

  • @emimew
    @emimew Год назад +96

    I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Год назад +12

      that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.

  • @skydaddysfav6196
    @skydaddysfav6196 Год назад +252

    This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.

    • @giddy4600
      @giddy4600 Год назад +28

      rlly brave commenting this 💙

    • @skydaddysfav6196
      @skydaddysfav6196 Год назад +17

      @@giddy4600 Thank you

    • @giddy4600
      @giddy4600 Год назад +8

      @@skydaddysfav6196 np

    • @hrtthanni
      @hrtthanni Год назад +15

      i hope ur doing better

    • @wormofalltime
      @wormofalltime Год назад +18

      I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜

  • @kaitlynwoods376
    @kaitlynwoods376 3 года назад +4325

    the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant.
    also all cops are balls

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 3 года назад +86

      its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 3 года назад +21

      He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 года назад +5

      It's pathetic imo

    • @jake-bg1qp
      @jake-bg1qp 3 года назад +18

      everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily

    • @kaitlynwoods376
      @kaitlynwoods376 3 года назад +6

      @@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!

  • @ALRs89pounds
    @ALRs89pounds 3 года назад +9339

    Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop

    • @lictxn
      @lictxn 3 года назад +311

      Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢

    • @dubu-itis1795
      @dubu-itis1795 3 года назад +791

      I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭

    • @cyddi3919
      @cyddi3919 3 года назад +215

      same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.

    • @Batmantherealbatman
      @Batmantherealbatman 3 года назад +49

      @@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT

    • @nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711
      @nobodyxluvsbrxkin_4711 3 года назад +213

      I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha
      Jacob: I have brain cancer
      Me: trying too hold back tears

  • @spac3_em0
    @spac3_em0 Год назад +82

    lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀

  • @badbeetle
    @badbeetle 5 месяцев назад +12

    i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo

  • @olivia.3765
    @olivia.3765 3 года назад +3182

    kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology

    • @quinnthequeer9477
      @quinnthequeer9477 3 года назад +50

      Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"?
      Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 3 года назад +33

      The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was

    • @elliem.9408
      @elliem.9408 3 года назад +6

      Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦‍♀️ I can’t

  • @melissagallagher8311
    @melissagallagher8311 3 года назад +2143

    Brain: “you have FREAKING brain cancer”
    Kurtis: “OH shoot”

  • @weezerfan19764
    @weezerfan19764 9 месяцев назад +17

    THE FACT SEBASTIAN CALLS IT CUVID 19 😭

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 3 дня назад

      Uh man, I hupe I dun't get CUVID 19!

  • @zellie3197
    @zellie3197 Год назад +12

    this is literally my comfort video

    • @myaaa46
      @myaaa46 Год назад

      mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together

  • @gingerdjohnson
    @gingerdjohnson 3 года назад +3886

    I can’t believe Sebastian Balls literally gave jacob brain cancer, so rude of him 😔

    • @wo-lien6069
      @wo-lien6069 3 года назад +70

      ginger johnson ikr, how dare him 😾

    • @inesepaegle2631
      @inesepaegle2631 3 года назад +15

      HiS nAmE I bAiLs AnD nO hE dIdNt!

    • @goeeey
      @goeeey 3 года назад +32

      @@inesepaegle2631 balls*, also yes he did 😹😽

    • @6a6ey87
      @6a6ey87 3 года назад +5

      Ikr 😞

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад +28

      I know! He should make an apology 😣

  • @Rolluptotheparty
    @Rolluptotheparty 3 года назад +3906

    Jacob: *sends a well written text to Sebastian* Kurtis: “I’m just gonna send him a pic of Big Chungus

  • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
    @0NoneOfTheAbove0 Год назад +94

    Jacob and Kurtis: "he takes directions really well"
    Everyone: "delete the video, donate the money"
    Sebastian: "No"

  • @JamieMcGuire3295
    @JamieMcGuire3295 Год назад +67

    Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 3 года назад +9853

    y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here

    • @ryannbastion7233
      @ryannbastion7233 3 года назад +90

      I was looking for this comment

    • @try2bchilledout417
      @try2bchilledout417 3 года назад +59

      Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.

    • @Ya_Boi_Shaggy
      @Ya_Boi_Shaggy 3 года назад +116

      Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself

    • @charlottejun-olm6112
      @charlottejun-olm6112 3 года назад +7

      yes!

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 3 года назад +22

      boys support boys

  • @beetlebomb9782
    @beetlebomb9782 3 года назад +7082

    Bye-bye, beloved wife of mine. I am off to fight in The War. Which war? The war.

    • @lemonteahoney3282
      @lemonteahoney3282 3 года назад +311

      At yes.....the war

    • @localomnivore4877
      @localomnivore4877 3 года назад +318

      The war against the fire nation, duh.

    • @excuseyou7198
      @excuseyou7198 3 года назад +144

      Ugh my husband is also off to fight in The War

    • @itsasock6091
      @itsasock6091 3 года назад +190

      The War™

    • @devent10n
      @devent10n 3 года назад +27

      He's going to fight in the skeleton war, obvs

  • @Hannah-bq7rf
    @Hannah-bq7rf 9 месяцев назад +12

    This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen

  • @nevaehleyba5773
    @nevaehleyba5773 Год назад +22

    i always come back to this video just to watch “you make my heart go skittles color”

  • @Petepeatpeet
    @Petepeatpeet 3 года назад +5492

    The fact that Jacob is able to have such a positive attitude about his cancer and make jokes and stuff is honestly inspiring as hell. Stay healthy my dude. You got this shit

    • @omgitsabbie
      @omgitsabbie 3 года назад +109

      Yes, I'm a new fan but I fucking love these boys

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 3 года назад +2

      +

    • @whichwitch96
      @whichwitch96 3 года назад +41

      And then there's Sebastian like my dad's coworker got Covid... Nice knowing y'all 😔

    • @kenzieelizabeth7558
      @kenzieelizabeth7558 3 года назад +27

      niftysheep his doctors said he should beat it as long as he stays on treatments

    • @raimarafiq6853
      @raimarafiq6853 3 года назад +7

      @@omgitsabbie Welcome to Kurtistown Abbie! I've been for quite a bit, about 2 years and everyone here has been wonderful! We're so excited to have you joining us as a citizen! I know this welcome is a bit late, but better late than never, eh?

  • @olive.shmolive
    @olive.shmolive 3 года назад +5247

    kurtistown is a place of acceptance and also bullying people we don't like

  • @catharina645
    @catharina645 25 дней назад +4

    i am half of the views on this video I CANNOT STOP COMING BACK TO IT

  • @TheRealBambooPlays
    @TheRealBambooPlays 7 месяцев назад +22

    5:36 Sebastian:I want to remove infront of you guys
    Also Sebastian:*privates the video instead of deleting it*

  • @redredredredred993
    @redredredredred993 3 года назад +6191

    my heart actually dropped when Jacob said he has brain cancer, i really really really hope he’ll be ok :’))))

    • @Ninibug8325
      @Ninibug8325 3 года назад +105

      Follow him on Instagram lol he posts updates

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 3 года назад +78

      From what I’ve read it sounds like odds are he’ll be fine

    • @ollie2639
      @ollie2639 3 года назад +39

      @April Mercer yeah, I think in another video or something he said that as long as he just makes sure he does the treatments he'll be fine and should be recovering well.

    • @sophia7715
      @sophia7715 2 года назад +74

      Ik this is a year old but according to another comment he’s now cancer free!

    • @Mikehunt129
      @Mikehunt129 2 года назад +32

      They just made a recent video together and he’s doing well

  • @bergh070
    @bergh070 3 года назад +2070

    He's got a point that the video sucks more than cancer. Cancer has a chance of being cured, but you cannot cure the memory of that video.

    • @carolinenations4707
      @carolinenations4707 3 года назад +32

      Unless the cancer causes memory loss

    • @ebebebeb7283
      @ebebebeb7283 3 года назад +9

      chemo's horrible tho

    • @waltbriggs1821
      @waltbriggs1821 3 года назад

      Caroline Nations 🤔

    • @allycatsmellycat
      @allycatsmellycat 3 года назад

      have you tried drugs

    • @jacobcarminati3813
      @jacobcarminati3813 3 года назад +1

      cancer cannot be cured. after treatment cancer cells remain in the body and it’s possible for it to return at any time

  • @Emily-sv5mo
    @Emily-sv5mo Год назад +21

    Can I just say, I massively appreciate the time that Kurtis takes when editing to write the actual captions instead of closed captions done by RUclips. They make me enjoy these videos even more.

  • @yourlice
    @yourlice Год назад +8

    this is my comfort video

    • @swag-lx5ds
      @swag-lx5ds Год назад +1

      same i always come back to it

  • @soysauce09
    @soysauce09 3 года назад +7328

    “I’m late for war”
    **runs out of the room**

    • @vic-is-trying
      @vic-is-trying 3 года назад +289

      *my people need me-*

    • @justineleanne7252
      @justineleanne7252 3 года назад +266

      I’m gonna start using this when I wanna get out of something

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 года назад +204

      That little LEAP he does fuckin cracks me up like wtf are you doing

    • @benjiiss
      @benjiiss 3 года назад +148

      “I n e e d t o g o t o w a r r n”

    • @CECEBROOKS
      @CECEBROOKS 3 года назад +13

      hey!!! im a small youtuber and i make a lot of different videos that i work extremely hard on, any support is appreciated have a amazing day

  • @joemade7071
    @joemade7071 3 года назад +12650

    Jacobs attitude about his cancer is honestly so inspiring.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +10

      @Kabo Chang Yes.

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 3 года назад +2

      Imaan Haider
      Same

    • @BootsofButter
      @BootsofButter 3 года назад +93

      As someone who has cancer (not brain) and has not always had the greatest attitude... I agree and want to be more like him 🥺

    • @lobaloxrajobs9354
      @lobaloxrajobs9354 3 года назад +10

      wait does he actually have cancer? or is he just bald?

    • @lobaloxrajobs9354
      @lobaloxrajobs9354 3 года назад +1

      @@mitskienjoy3r oh i see, thanks pal

  • @nosethedk9687
    @nosethedk9687 Год назад +96

    Even though he said "this is not offensive", I think it is still "offensive" for some more reasons than this but, one of them is that my dad was in the Army and he was in there 22 years and he was deployed multiple times. He now has PTSD and takes medication for that. I think that it is really shty for someone to do that. I like how Kurtis and Jacob can for real make jokes about the army and actually make them JOKES

  • @Lunar_DeBrie
    @Lunar_DeBrie 3 месяца назад +6

    I have to say that Jacob is really strong for being able to joke about his cancer. I would be inconsolable.

  • @JPTheWorst
    @JPTheWorst 3 года назад +7762

    The fact that Kurtis didn’t do the normal “don’t go leave this guy a bunch of hate,” shows that he’s mad about this, and I love it.
    Sexual assault isn’t a punchline.

  • @gray6209
    @gray6209 3 года назад +8725

    the cure for cancer is eating 5 almonds daily, obviously.

    • @kendallsimmons4554
      @kendallsimmons4554 3 года назад +273

      obviously 🙄

    • @rainbowrocks1020
      @rainbowrocks1020 3 года назад +74

      I see you XD

    • @laneyvibes
      @laneyvibes 3 года назад +205

      LMAO this should have way more likes 😌 we need more Danny Gonzalez fans ù3ú

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +89

      And pista shells

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад +89

      Jacob saw this n that's why he's cancer free 🤍

  • @bigguscockus1228
    @bigguscockus1228 Год назад +12

    It makes me so happy to watch the new vids to see that Jacob beat cancer

  • @naveerarizwan5329
    @naveerarizwan5329 Год назад +19

    As a victim of domestic abuse myself (though mine was parental not romantic) thank you speaking up about this. Joking about this stuff is not okay, it ruins lives.

  • @bigasspockets
    @bigasspockets 3 года назад +5211

    I’m using “I do not respect you” as my email signature now

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 3 года назад +98

      How to be classy while writing to your enemy

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 года назад +74

      @@GA_131 update: I signed an email “Help, Isabel” within the last week so things are not going well

    • @cynicalbutterscotch6581
      @cynicalbutterscotch6581 3 года назад +7

      @@bigasspockets I’m curious to know what happened

    • @bigasspockets
      @bigasspockets 3 года назад +34

      @@cynicalbutterscotch6581 luckily my TA was very nice and helped me out haha

    • @cybe3rr277
      @cybe3rr277 2 года назад +4

      @@bigasspockets this is so fucking funny

  • @Alyssa-sn9fp
    @Alyssa-sn9fp 3 года назад +4166

    “Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls

  • @reyisdumb.
    @reyisdumb. 8 месяцев назад +14

    3 years later, and "sebastian skittles-hair army cas balls" is still the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard

  • @Sanaryy
    @Sanaryy Год назад +43

    This video is from ages but i need to put this out to the world in some way and this one of my comfort videos and is related to the topic so im doing it here. During quarantine ive come to realize that i was sa by a person that I really trusted at the time. I say i come to realize it bc when we talked about having sex i said i wasnt ready so she "convinced" me of doing it, saying that she lost at the same age i was so it was not a big deal. I was only 14. At the time i didn't realize how much i felt and was manipulated by her and her actions. She controlled what i did and i didnt want to disappoint her. When she ditched me to be with someone else i felt so unworthy of being loved, and that the inly thing people viewed me as was a way of being satisfied. To this day i still feel this way with every relationship that i have and i can never trust anyone fully. This is not a joke, this is a traumatic event that so many people go thru. Thank you kurtis for making this video and doing the best you can to help the people that gone trough this trauma.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Год назад +6

      I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I hope that you have gotten help and are in a much better place now.
      The sad thing is that she’s probably doing it again to another poor victim.
      It’s awful how sexual abusers will try to take advantage of young impressionable people who either don’t know or don’t have the willpower to say No.

    • @Sanaryy
      @Sanaryy Год назад +6

      @@obiwankenobi9141 i know she also manipulated other people bc she got with a lot of people around me as well. I wish i could have said something back then, but at least she is in another country now so i dont have to see her ever again, or i hope so. Also, since then a lot of people come to realize how toxic and manipulative she was (bc she did to so many people) so it would be very hard for her to do it again, at least to the people around me.

  • @sowceitup5547
    @sowceitup5547 3 месяца назад +5

    I like how dude is like “I need to go to the war right now!” Like bro is gonna immediately get sent to a war zone

  • @etherealaesthetical
    @etherealaesthetical 3 года назад +2994

    I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo 3 года назад +166

      I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.

    • @54Luca69
      @54Luca69 3 года назад +114

      I’m only gonna read the first 6 words

    • @jrod19437
      @jrod19437 3 года назад +26

      Good on him for staying strong

    • @tamara7301
      @tamara7301 3 года назад +17

      Indeed. Extremely strong❤️

    • @vayyby
      @vayyby 3 года назад +9

      @@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 3 года назад +4000

    The way he said “you know you want it”. I physically cringed at how horrible that is. That’s NOT a prank.

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 года назад +256

      That line made me think of when men say "she was asking for it" or when they say to lesbians they can "change" them.

    • @kissingfrogs106
      @kissingfrogs106 3 года назад +2

      @@g_00ie56 I can change them, but maybe cuz im just built different

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 года назад +174

      @@kissingfrogs106 Sexuality isnt something you can change. Lesbians were born liking girls so no you cant change them. Don't harass lesbian women please.

    • @kissingfrogs106
      @kissingfrogs106 3 года назад +2

      @@g_00ie56 i can change lesbian women, im just built different, sucks to be you, bet you wish you were like me, pretty sad

    • @g_00ie56
      @g_00ie56 3 года назад +169

      @@kissingfrogs106 um chile... Id rather respect women and their sexuality than be a creepy ass dude that harrases lesbian women. Pack it up McDonald's meal 😵🚪👈😬

  • @soupguy5243
    @soupguy5243 Год назад +11

    usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect

  • @projectflowersong7402
    @projectflowersong7402 Год назад +19

    In all honesty, I don’t feel qualified to speak on the sensitive nature of this video’s topic, but I’m glad that Kurtis called attention to this being messed up. To all you s/a survivors down here in the comments, I hope you all are living happy and safe lives now
    Stay safe out there everyone, and take care

  • @friedpeanut8689
    @friedpeanut8689 3 года назад +11423

    imagine a child who is getting sexually abused but is too young to understand watching these videos and becoming normalized to it like thinking its okay and its just a prank...imagine how damaging that could be

    • @rice7160
      @rice7160 3 года назад +910

      EXACTLY. This shouldn’t be normalized, especially to impressionable children. It’s disgusting that he’s profiting off of this.

    • @xxcallmeniaxx3272
      @xxcallmeniaxx3272 3 года назад +759

      As a survivor of childhood sexual assault those kids are gonna be so confused and feel bad because they see them laugh after and think "well I must be doing something wrong if I didnt laugh and feel better after" its really sad thinking about that

    • @emmalorky
      @emmalorky 3 года назад +190

      omg! that’s horrible, i didn’t even think about that! horrible!

    • @lucai_2860
      @lucai_2860 3 года назад +279

      This sort of happened to me when I was younger. Obviously these RUclips pranks weren’t around weren’t around but being surrounded by people telling you “it’s not that serious” and to just “get over it” is extremely damaging. I’ve only been able to get help these last few years because for upwards of 10 years I’ve believed I was in the wrong. I can only imagine how hard it must be for assault survivors nowadays since it’s now considered MAINSTREAM ENTERTAINMENT that ANYONE can see. While most of the people here agree this is awful, the painful truth is that the majority of people who watch this prank shit think it’s nothing to worry about or even think it’s funny. I’m sorry I didn’t really mean for this to turn into a rant but this insensitive prank shit just gets me so goddamn heated.

    • @wil7216
      @wil7216 3 года назад +232

      @@lucai_2860 as a young person who was assaulted when I was 5, all this shit normalising sexual assault in kids these days is really damaging. I didn't even consider it assault until a week ago (partly because I repressed the memory) and the person who assaulted me was also a minor. I don't want to go into too much detail, but basically he pressured me into touching his private parts and letting him touch mine and a bunch of media normalises kids being sexual and stuff and its really enraging to see because kids who are like me will brush off their assault because people told them its "normal" and won't realise its bad until years later.

  • @andrek.2786
    @andrek.2786 3 года назад +13153

    It's really weird, because Sebastian has that energy that feels both homophobic AND gay at the same time
    EDIT:As a heads up this wasn't an invitation for straights to stereotype gays

  • @ghostxp8665
    @ghostxp8665 9 месяцев назад +5

    I was SA when i was 7 so the last prank from Sebastian really triggered me I can't believe that so many people make fun of SA...
    Also thanks for this video and all your other videos 🙏🙇

  • @elliekate7824
    @elliekate7824 Год назад +34

    as an SA survivor, I was truly disgusted with the last “prank”. I had something similar happen to me and it is definitely not a “prank” or a “joke”. Thank u Kurt boy & Jacob for calling Sebastian balls out

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 Год назад +8

      You didn't capitalize Balls, so I thought you said:
      "Thanks u Kurt & Jacob for calling Sebastian.
      Balls out

    • @kelflwrs
      @kelflwrs 8 месяцев назад

      @@gasterthemaster6490this is the best thing ive ever heard

  • @gloriathewierdperson7171
    @gloriathewierdperson7171 3 года назад +3222

    You can't "prank" that you're sexually assulting someone, that's just assult.

    • @shrewii666
      @shrewii666 3 года назад +14

      Gloria the wierd person 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @kimobl2003
      @kimobl2003 3 года назад +76

      An abuser putting a camera when he want to sexually assault someone for when it goes wrong, he can say it was a prank.

    • @lonelyrooster
      @lonelyrooster 3 года назад +61

      Imagine someone in court sing "it was a prank" as a defence though

    • @kristamccay1850
      @kristamccay1850 3 года назад +14

      It's so sick 🤮

    • @keanureeves6548
      @keanureeves6548 3 года назад +2

      I’m the 911 th like

  • @ayden1152
    @ayden1152 3 года назад +2921

    “i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE

  • @dracohatesu9894
    @dracohatesu9894 Год назад +100

    as a repitive rpe and s/a victim i love Mr balls and i appreciate him saying no offense it really showed me he has no bad intentions and really cares about victims :3c /s

  • @meggy8699
    @meggy8699 Год назад +11

    i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO

  • @finnyoak
    @finnyoak 3 года назад +10498

    The chemistry between Sebastian and his girlfriend is like unseasoned, boiled chicken.

    • @PercyJackson-im3fj
      @PercyJackson-im3fj 3 года назад +171

      Holy... I-I-I’m wheezing so hard

    • @emilywilliamson6066
      @emilywilliamson6066 3 года назад +362

      do people actually boil chicken? like boiled eggs but bird flavour?

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 года назад +425

      @@emilywilliamson6066 omigod no usually you boil chicken to prepare it for the next step in cooking like grilling or sauteeing but the phrase "bird flavor" is making me laugh so hard

    • @emilywilliamson6066
      @emilywilliamson6066 3 года назад +72

      @@abbywolffe4114 Ooooh ive never eaten or prepared chicken so i was like D: birdy no

    • @toasterstrudles642
      @toasterstrudles642 3 года назад +80

      bird juice

  • @raiindy6615
    @raiindy6615 3 года назад +17638

    as someone who has had cancer i rlly appreciate this dynamic of jacob being comfortable joking about it with kurtis, like cancer treatment is already hard enough without ur best friends stepping on eggshells around u fr

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 3 года назад +679

      Hes so over the top about it I love it and I stan him

    • @kidcloner7145
      @kidcloner7145 3 года назад +159

      I excepted more people to reply then just one person

    • @madisunie
      @madisunie 3 года назад +45

      @@kidcloner7145 right? Lmfao

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 3 года назад +367

      My brother was the same way when he had cancer. Definitely made it so he, and everyone else, were able to cope with everything easier. Plus some people are so scared to say or do something wrong that they just avoid the other person all together. So, by having a repertoire with people about it he was able to keep himself from feeling isolated, and be treated like a different person. Hopefully that makes sense.

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 года назад +42

      I hope you're doing well now :)

  • @a1rb0rn3tkd9
    @a1rb0rn3tkd9 2 года назад +5

    Jacob+kurtis= S tier content

  • @pinkducklett1051
    @pinkducklett1051 10 месяцев назад +9

    Bro if he joined the military he would have been Private Balls

  • @Finn-bz5mn
    @Finn-bz5mn 3 года назад +4254

    Why aren’t all men like Kurtis and jacob

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise 3 года назад +95

      @YeeYeeJuice put down the axe

    • @hsimone
      @hsimone 3 года назад +190

      I think you mean
      *why aren't all men Kurtis and Jacob*

    • @tdk2668
      @tdk2668 3 года назад +8

      Indeed

    • @dakshayini8207
      @dakshayini8207 3 года назад +31

      @@hsimone That's better

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 года назад +55

      Because they don't drink respect juice

  • @dylanstucki8435
    @dylanstucki8435 3 года назад +22735

    What people thing “dark humor” is: racism, sexist, homophobia. What dark humor actually is: Jacob joking about his brain cancer

    • @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574
      @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574 3 года назад +1329

      it sucks because dark humor is such an important coping mechanism, and then all these boring unfunny assholes had to go "hey check this out :)" *says slur* *dabs* and the only thing that helps me cope with is the eventual extinction of the human race :-/

    • @fy61
      @fy61 3 года назад +137

      Fr

    • @komboochie
      @komboochie 3 года назад +903

      and then blaming it on sebastian bails

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +1050

      person: *says something offensive*
      person: "EveR hEaRD oF dARk HumOuR"

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +53

      @@komboochie balls*

  • @idklol4543
    @idklol4543 Год назад +6

    this video makes my heart go skittles color

  • @daemondoodles
    @daemondoodles Год назад +3

    "show us the winduh" lives in my brain constantly

  • @ZoeSilvia
    @ZoeSilvia 3 года назад +1810

    People who make dark jokes about their illnesses are elite, but friends who do it without offending are even better. The only way I can cope with mine is by making fun of it, but also making everyone around me uncomfortable by doing so

    • @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger
      @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger 3 года назад +63

      Not exactly the same thing, but one of my closest friends and I both have depression amongst other things, and before the world went to shit we were planning on going to Disneyland someday. We used to come up with increasingly elaborate ways to kill ourselves at Disneyland. It was pretty amazing.

    • @ayati526
      @ayati526 3 года назад

      ❤️

    • @alizabethfoster7410
      @alizabethfoster7410 3 года назад +28

      Zoe Silvia I cope the same way, but for some reason having people go “omg you can’t say that” afterwards is so much better

    • @b-ichithetsundere862
      @b-ichithetsundere862 3 года назад

      congrats on 420

    • @musicb1534
      @musicb1534 3 года назад

      omg I didn’t realise people still said ‘ no offence ‘ unironically??😂

  • @Charsity
    @Charsity 8 дней назад +3

    I'm watching this video 3 years later, and the video is STILL live on his RUclips channel.

    • @Charsity
      @Charsity 8 дней назад

      And I should be clear - I'm talking about the SA video

  • @icepopz8278
    @icepopz8278 2 года назад +48

    1:19 why did this make me realize that jacob really looks like mr clean, like the bone structure, eye color, nose, eye wrinkles, forehead wrinkle, ears, neck, the shirt, Jacob Sharpe is fuckin Mr Clean #conspiracy