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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 3 года назад +7112

    Me, an amputee: "Yes, Owen, the world being TOO NICE to you is definitely the problem with wheelchairs...." 👀

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 года назад +425

      I'm really glad I read your comment and then you username in that order, that made me laugh quite a bit.
      I walk with a stick and it's just the **worst** when someone offers me their seat on a train, HOW DARE THEY?!!?!?! :)

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 3 года назад +34

      I like ur username lol

    • @jamieepic666
      @jamieepic666 3 года назад +48

      Right? He's an albeist POS

    • @alexjacobs5675
      @alexjacobs5675 3 года назад +8

      what’s up, checkmark.

    • @dtown_demon
      @dtown_demon 3 года назад +24

      @@kailajensen1021 She's a youtuber and has great content

  • @rocks1012
    @rocks1012 3 года назад +5976

    Kurtis:,“They’ll say the craziest shit, and then just keep talking”
    Also Kurtis, 9 minutes later: “why motivate, when you can motivenine?” *begins to do a brand deal*

  • @MangaEmoChan
    @MangaEmoChan 3 года назад +10632

    he has such "unhinged drama teacher with no sense of boundaries" vibes

    • @juxp16
      @juxp16 3 года назад +118

      this is so true LMAOOOO

    • @RomioneWG
      @RomioneWG 3 года назад +45

      omfg best comment lololl

    • @Lexinicolemk
      @Lexinicolemk 3 года назад +104

      SIKOWITZ

    • @ricklominguez168
      @ricklominguez168 3 года назад +117

      Or like 10th grade world history teacher that thinks they are funny

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +97

      Who def gets fired cos he snaps and beats up a student

  • @alexiggutierrez
    @alexiggutierrez 2 года назад +454

    i feel so bad for all of those people who are so bad about themselves that they VOLUNTEERED to be bullied in front of a room full of people and then get it uploaded for the world to see

    • @gamingpig4997
      @gamingpig4997 9 месяцев назад

      I feel so bad for people that are too lazy to watch the full video because its "an hour long", then judge based on short entertaining video. The guy that was "bullied" actually looked like a totally different person in another video Owen posted. Please don't talk about something you have 0 knowledge of (in this case, trauma release and social conditioning)

    • @kingboss9512
      @kingboss9512 8 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@gamingpig4997that still doesn’t like make me still feel bad form some of theses people, maybe I’m just a snowflake because if I was in that spot and got bullied I would just cry on the floor

    • @atomdecay
      @atomdecay 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gamingpig4997 Okay GamingPig, you've got it all figured out 😂 imagine thinking this Owen douche is a good motivator with all his Alpha male shit while also being one of the most unattractive & unlikable people alive. Just imagine being THAT dense.

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 3 года назад +20182

    "Stop being uncomfortable with yourself" has "Just buy a house if you're homeless" energy

    • @jex638
      @jex638 3 года назад +897

      same with “oh you’re depressed just be happy” it pisses me off so much

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад +401

      @@jex638I'm glad most people now have realised that you can't just turn that frown upside down

    • @easternflower6476
      @easternflower6476 3 года назад +231

      So true. Also, me, a wheelchair user: *everyone is tOo nIcE to me!!*

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +3

      @@jex638 chill out

    • @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu
      @EduardoMartinez-rs3bu 3 года назад +196

      Just breathe if you're choking idiot

  • @Rachely24
    @Rachely24 3 года назад +7522

    I love the way he was like "if I was in a wheelchair, I wouldn't be afraid of the wheelchair" like... yeah dude, I don't think actual wheelchair users are scared of their wheelchairs either..

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +76

      LMAO

    • @Pinkcatninja
      @Pinkcatninja 3 года назад +619

      "I spent money on this thing to help with my mobility but AHHH it is tooooo scary. Gosh, golly, why did I let this into my home. Ahhhh. So scary. Sure, it would help me move around and experience more of life, probably due to a chronic illness, but IT IS SOO SPOOKY"

    • @goldi1018
      @goldi1018 3 года назад +14

      @@Pinkcatninja hahaha

    • @Micah_ware
      @Micah_ware 3 года назад +300

      Wheelchair user:just vibing
      *looks down*
      Wheelchair user: aah!

    • @slushiie9674
      @slushiie9674 3 года назад +104

      [wheelchair user looks down]
      uh- aH- (HORRIFIED SCREAMING)

  • @natfelix5672
    @natfelix5672 3 года назад +5462

    This guy does NOT strike me as someone who is comfortable with himself

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +390

      He's just so jittery, and the way he talks, it's like he's keeping himself distracted so he doesn't start thinking about himself and get crushed under the weight of introspect. He gives people such a desperate look, too, like, "For the love of God, don't let this conversation end, or I will die in myself"

    • @aldentetoes130
      @aldentetoes130 3 года назад +22

      Are you talking about Kurtis or the subject of this video?

    • @lydiamulfinger6781
      @lydiamulfinger6781 3 года назад +148

      @@aldentetoes130 it's definitely the dude Kurtis is talking about, Owen

    • @Grimgnawgasm
      @Grimgnawgasm 3 года назад +18

      @@deuceydee3506 So people can't be jittery and confident? 😂 I guess tourettes people or autistic people are fucked, ripppp

    • @punkuke
      @punkuke 3 года назад +7

      That's exactly what I thought too.

  • @Diphenhydra
    @Diphenhydra 2 года назад +274

    One of my professors in college (this particular class met once a week) would have us close our eyes and do some motivational talk and trying to get us to forget about everything that’s going on outside the class. One of the things, I remember, every week she would say something about noticing your feet on the ground and just being attached to the earth. And honestly, that shit helped me get into the rhythm of the class and just be grounded and mentally prepped.

    • @AccanWish
      @AccanWish 6 месяцев назад +5

      Sounds beta

    • @riftlee
      @riftlee 2 месяца назад +3

      Your professor is the real alpha sogma

  • @rachelsmith3592
    @rachelsmith3592 3 года назад +8857

    This dude's whole schtick is just yelling, "BE BETTER! STOP BEING BAD!"

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 года назад +218

      "WHY ARE YOU IN THAT WHEELCHAIR, JUST GET UP AND WALK"
      I assume that's what he'd say...

    • @thetoughunicorn1679
      @thetoughunicorn1679 3 года назад +132

      YOU ARE NOT BLIND JUST SEE

    • @angelinaAGES
      @angelinaAGES 3 года назад +83

      stop poor 🤨🤨🤨 make money👹😟😩😳🙇🏻‍♀️🙏🏼

    • @lordtrigon1733
      @lordtrigon1733 3 года назад +94

      RENAL FAILURE?? YOU’RE THE FAILURE! STAND YOUR GROUND, MAKE THOSE KIDNEYS WORK!

    • @oomay1925
      @oomay1925 3 года назад +12

      GET GOOD

  • @RoyalGuardEziode
    @RoyalGuardEziode 3 года назад +10470

    "don't be yourself. Don't be your beta self. Your life will be miserable" "the first step to being an alpha is being comfortable with yourself"

    • @Jvxlca
      @Jvxlca 3 года назад +203

      LMFAO

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 года назад +484

      First step is realising alpha wolves don’t exist 😊

    • @vidlwebby3304
      @vidlwebby3304 3 года назад +585

      @@blackparademistress1 the dude who wrote the paper on “alpha wolves” quickly realized his assumptions were wrongs, and the alpha wolves were the parents of the wolf pack; but his paper on “alpha wolves” had already been published and the american public already adapted the idea, so no one listened when he tried to fix it

    • @32.simonebagaria62
      @32.simonebagaria62 3 года назад +32

      @@blackparademistress1 your name is killing me 😩👌

    • @elijah3536
      @elijah3536 3 года назад +12

      he obviously meant your alpha self not your real self

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 3 года назад +15180

    “I look exactly like you.” Oh no, the skits are becoming self-aware.

    • @XGames-94
      @XGames-94 3 года назад +168

      They always were

    • @JennaSchmithorst
      @JennaSchmithorst 3 года назад +42

      Uh oh

    • @lilbruh1300
      @lilbruh1300 3 года назад +51

      I looked at the comments the exact moment that this was said

    • @jbw2109
      @jbw2109 3 года назад +33

      It kind of reminded me of Ryan George's videos LOL. "super easy barely an inconvenience"

    • @berthaquezada987
      @berthaquezada987 3 года назад +8

      Oh no. Oh God. Ohhh.

  • @allosaurustime
    @allosaurustime 2 года назад +1183

    Kurtis is really good at pretending to be mean. It actually managed to make me a little uncomfortable

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Год назад +18

      Right!😂

    • @tylajo.moonflower
      @tylajo.moonflower Год назад +38

      Yeah, especially with the math teacher bit because it took me back to my primary school days when teachers berated me for getting math problems wrong 😅😢.

    • @yeonkooweee
      @yeonkooweee Год назад +48

      kurtis rlly does have the potential to be a bully and the fact that he isnt makes him 10000x better

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +3852

    His tour might be free in terms of money but imagine spending any amount of TIME at this mess

    • @dr_holmes
      @dr_holmes 3 года назад +89

      and braincells...because they’ll be DEAD for sure

    • @kailajensen1021
      @kailajensen1021 3 года назад +36

      They saved money but they lost brain cells

    • @crazycat3365
      @crazycat3365 3 года назад +8

      fuckin opportunity cost man

    • @xochiltaviles4539
      @xochiltaviles4539 3 года назад +26

      ESPECIALLY if “time is money” according to many of these speakers

    • @otrachicadeyoutube6853
      @otrachicadeyoutube6853 3 года назад +2

      Too high of a price.

  • @angelsinger4574
    @angelsinger4574 3 года назад +9182

    I’m in a wheelchair, and trust me: everybody is not “too nice.” I’m happy to get “nice enough,” really.

    • @AngelCaz7
      @AngelCaz7 3 года назад +837

      thats what i was thinking too like ppl are more often than not just awful to disabled ppl?? so idky he said that

    • @rodsaghosh7208
      @rodsaghosh7208 3 года назад +671

      Kurtis made an excellent point too that the inconveniences disabled people face due to most things being made to be used by abled people is pretty high. People being nice to disabled people is never an insult.

    • @barbara_LL
      @barbara_LL 3 года назад +260

      I think the way people are "too nice" is when they keep trying to help when nobody asked ya know, I've done that to a classmate multiple times, and I fell so shity for it nowadays cause he was clearly bothered but I didn't realize it

    • @logangantner3863
      @logangantner3863 3 года назад +298

      Honestly, I think he miscommunicated what he was trying to say. He isn't afraid of people being "too nice", he's afraid of being pitied. I think this is probably a deep-seated ego fear that a lot of these guys have. They can't handle pity because they have no self-awareness or confidence.

    • @Stiiizyz
      @Stiiizyz 3 года назад +20

      @@logangantner3863 I see the point you were trying to make about being mindful of your wording. In which case you should have stopped talking after that thought, because the rest of what you typed out was simply a meaningless guess.

  • @AerrisGShep
    @AerrisGShep 3 года назад +2471

    This is literally just one of those people who are like "Anxious? Just relax! Depressed? Just stop being sad!"

    • @e-man3664
      @e-man3664 3 года назад +119

      "Eating disorder? Just eat right"

    • @gordonlo533
      @gordonlo533 3 года назад +100

      Why do you have asthma there’s so much air around you just don’t know how to breathe properly

    • @laurentcathery273
      @laurentcathery273 3 года назад +58

      "In a wheelchair? People are too nice to you!"

    • @Monalisa-rf8md
      @Monalisa-rf8md 3 года назад +61

      “Homeless? Just buy a house!”

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +57

      Broke? Just work hard become a CEO

  • @presleyspinner987
    @presleyspinner987 2 года назад +232

    I work at a car wash and from now on when a customers car is done I will just go up to them and say “car done” :)

    • @sejalb725
      @sejalb725 Год назад +1

      Nice! xD

    • @Mediocre_Pip
      @Mediocre_Pip 5 месяцев назад +3

      I’m a year late but if you have, how did they react

  • @kyliedunn8797
    @kyliedunn8797 3 года назад +5379

    Dude: “Do NOT be a beta!” Also him: *keeps his hands in his skinny jeans the entire speech*

    • @Itsme-qo2le
      @Itsme-qo2le 3 года назад +60

      Underrated comment :D

    • @danielle3064
      @danielle3064 3 года назад +140

      Bothered me so much. This dude is so obvious

    • @fabiobalassia
      @fabiobalassia 3 года назад +315

      "The number one trait of an alpha is being comfortable with yourself"
      *Does not know what to do with his hands*

    • @kyliedunn8797
      @kyliedunn8797 3 года назад +13

      @@fabiobalassia EXACTLY

    • @kyliedunn8797
      @kyliedunn8797 3 года назад +4

      @@Itsme-qo2le thank you! :]

  • @xzririvethemage2972
    @xzririvethemage2972 3 года назад +15688

    Something to note: if someone is genuinely struggling with motivation, self image, self esteem, etc., it’s probably something rooted much deeper than any “alpha-male-motivational-speaker” can comprehend or help with

    • @girlysoap9031
      @girlysoap9031 3 года назад +207

      100%

    • @felipe-felipe404
      @felipe-felipe404 3 года назад +699

      On point, and sometimes the whole “alpha-male-motivational-speaker” shit is the root of it. This people prey on the young and radicalize them, I've seen nice guys turn "absolute savages" because of this type of content...sad, man...

    • @cherryultra
      @cherryultra 3 года назад +38

      Absolutely right ✅

    • @Malak-xg3ll
      @Malak-xg3ll 3 года назад +318

      that’s why therapy exists. yes, it is expensive, but if someone decides to drop $500-2500 on a self proclaimed “motivational speaker” then i’m sure that they can also afford going to a therapist or like a support group (which usually targets a specific community). also, in addition to what you said, they plant these messed up ideas in their heads and i am almost certain that they don’t help anyone in the long run, if anything, these alpha men are shitty, egoistic and pretty misogynistic too.

    • @lemonshark4961
      @lemonshark4961 3 года назад +201

      The "advice" that motivational speakers spew is literally the opposite of what any therapist would tell you and I'm pretty sure it's actively harmful to those who do struggle with it

  • @hanaaarow7941
    @hanaaarow7941 3 года назад +5937

    It feels like he’s talking to himself desperately trying to convince himself he’s the alpha

    • @thehillisalive
      @thehillisalive 3 года назад +31

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @detamarakinta
      @detamarakinta 3 года назад +15

      Exactly

    • @treshurchest
      @treshurchest 3 года назад +125

      dude exactly!! it's so obvious he's projecting his insecurities onto his audience😭

    • @CaptainNamikaze
      @CaptainNamikaze 3 года назад +87

      @@treshurchest 100% agree! The anger with which he said “never let it happen, it’s death” and so on and so forth, is proof enough for me.

    • @frankiecarl0315
      @frankiecarl0315 3 года назад +30

      Man needs to treat himself to some therapy

  • @MeloGD-t3z
    @MeloGD-t3z Год назад +580

    You just know that guy uses the word “snowflake” every single day

  • @chaoticinflation5766
    @chaoticinflation5766 3 года назад +3371

    It’s so painfully obvious that Owen is just projecting his own insecurities onto everyone else it almost makes me feel bad for him

    • @pisscvre69
      @pisscvre69 3 года назад +126

      he's crying rn cuz you insulted him by being nice to him by worrying about him *dabs*

    • @snifflysara3065
      @snifflysara3065 3 года назад +22

      *almost*

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 года назад +4

      Too true

    • @tulsikanodia
      @tulsikanodia 3 года назад +9

      I was going to comment the same thing

    • @Devokamii
      @Devokamii 3 года назад +9

      he guides others to treasure he cannot posess

  • @pegsies.
    @pegsies. 3 года назад +12046

    He gives me dad who physically and emotionally abuses his children to "prepare them for the real world" vibes

    • @nana-qn1zc
      @nana-qn1zc 3 года назад +369

      I second this as someone who has a father like that💖

    • @FiendEnder
      @FiendEnder 3 года назад +258

      I third this except it’s my mother who does that

    • @pegsies.
      @pegsies. 3 года назад +260

      @@FiendEnder hey! Me too! It's always fun to bond over abusive parents, isn't it?

    • @frogluvrfr
      @frogluvrfr 3 года назад +36

      @@nana-qn1zc same

    • @lulusmith780
      @lulusmith780 3 года назад +100

      Basically he’s punchable 😊

  • @raspberrytoffee
    @raspberrytoffee 3 года назад +6043

    As a wheelchair user, I can confirm that I am NEVER worried about people being too nice to me. People straight up see you as subhuman, going grocery shopping makes me actually wanna die

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 3 года назад +879

      When I had a serious knee injury, I used one of those motorized carts & people literally went out of their way to sneer & obstruct my path because they assumed I riding it to goof off. People are vile to the disabled.

    • @scoobdoobert
      @scoobdoobert 3 года назад +21

      I love your pfp

    • @ongakira
      @ongakira 3 года назад +271

      ppl in my class would fight over who got to push the person in the wheelchair😭

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 3 года назад +159

      Awww well that fucking sucks. My friend has been in a wheel chair for years. She gets her fair share of shit as well but we love her so it doesn’t matter.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 3 года назад +72

      @@ongakira lol so would we but it was to do races with her lol I race her around disney when we went. It was a blast.

  • @pastelsunset
    @pastelsunset 2 года назад +188

    I like how he says “I want people to like me for the real me” is a beta mindset, but the number one trait of an alpha is apparently being comfortable with yourself

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 года назад +1975

    Owen is 100% a high school bully who discovered the most genius outlet for his bullying.

    • @skitzstuff5788
      @skitzstuff5788 3 года назад +79

      he probably got bullied tbh

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 3 года назад +19

      @@skitzstuff5788 Maybe? Idk. He has such natural bully energy I feel like he's always been this way.

    • @beccagavin7600
      @beccagavin7600 3 года назад +4

      And tbh i respect the hustle.

    • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
      @kitchensinkchronicles3272 3 года назад +5

      @@skitzstuff5788 many people have been in both situations

    • @Rizimar
      @Rizimar 2 года назад +5

      @@Jabadamazo He grew up and is now yelling at people 10+ years younger than him

  • @nietts
    @nietts 3 года назад +17055

    I'm so glad Curtis has stayed so humble after winning all those game shows in the 80s
    Dunno why he spells his name with a K now though. I guess...money really does change people.

    • @yomiyuarts
      @yomiyuarts 3 года назад +497

      Mannn he’s so smart

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 3 года назад +944

      Its Curtis Konner* get it right

    • @aliciarr448
      @aliciarr448 3 года назад +211

      THISSS LMFAO

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 3 года назад +353

      It was his alter ego! How can you not tell! Why else would he have a mullet?

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 3 года назад +27

      I love you mwa mwa

  • @Gimodon
    @Gimodon 3 года назад +4458

    So, his advice to be an alpha is "never be a beta"? Isn't that like someone's advice for getting rich to be "never be poor"?

    • @GandSsavoy
      @GandSsavoy 3 года назад +212

      if you have depression: just never be sad!

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 3 года назад +98

      @@GandSsavoy if you are missing an eye,
      !!!just get a new one!!!🤯

    • @butterfly_queen234
      @butterfly_queen234 3 года назад +120

      If you're an orphan, just don't lose your parents!

    • @staszewaM
      @staszewaM 3 года назад +86

      If you are homeless: just buy a house!

    • @yvzzi2238
      @yvzzi2238 3 года назад +64

      If you're dead, just be alive! It's that easy1!1!1!1!1!1

  • @dxvilishly
    @dxvilishly 2 года назад +111

    When I was a kid my soccer coach pressured me to scream as loud as I could because I was too quiet thinking it would help somehow, I did it, and then I cried the whole drive home. He reminds me of this guy.

    • @FanpiresLabyrinth
      @FanpiresLabyrinth Год назад +7

      :( That’s so sad tho

    • @PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans
      @PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans 6 месяцев назад +8

      My elementary school gym teacher took my shyness personally too for some reason. If he called on me (his choice- I never put my hand up)and couldn’t hear my answer he’d start bitching and complaining that he knew I was capable of being louder because he heard me on the playground once.

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPansu good??

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 5 месяцев назад

      U good???

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 3 года назад +6950

    Him berating that man on stage and then being like “you know when I’m doing that I’m teaching?” Is the same as when parents beat their kids and say “I do this because I love you” so disgustingly toxic

    • @DragonMaiden77
      @DragonMaiden77 2 года назад +157

      Hey, were you there when I was a kid?

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 2 года назад +22

      @@DragonMaiden77 lol

    • @millie..
      @millie.. 2 года назад +57

      @@DragonMaiden77 im sorry :(

    • @pegsies.
      @pegsies. 2 года назад +8

      Natsu knows what I've been through wow

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +32

      @@DragonMaiden77 even if its a joke, hope you’re doing okay right now

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 3 года назад +7840

    As someone with severe depression and who struggled with motivation for years, this guy actually does motivate me to keep going, solely for the miniscule possibility that I could meet him and thus have the chance to smack him upside the head.

    • @cryingbecausehollowknightd5748
      @cryingbecausehollowknightd5748 2 года назад +286

      hell to the yeah

    • @SquiddyHiggenbottom
      @SquiddyHiggenbottom 2 года назад +249

      they had us in he first half, not gonna lie 😂

    • @errorcode0491
      @errorcode0491 2 года назад +31

      Yess 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @lukemaurx3439
      @lukemaurx3439 2 года назад +188

      This is how a feel about nicacado avacado. The only reason I haven’t killed myself is because nicacado avacado will have outlived me.

    • @XSentinel
      @XSentinel 2 года назад +22

      He motivates me to never be like him

  • @sharpeningtheaxe
    @sharpeningtheaxe 3 года назад +10607

    We really need to make therapy more accessible so people can stop wasting their time with some of these motivational speakers.

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 3 года назад +102

      Preach!

    • @caffeinatedkatie4696
      @caffeinatedkatie4696 3 года назад +57

      100%

    • @nazatulsyah
      @nazatulsyah 3 года назад +422

      Plus, we need to get rid of the stigma surrounding therapy. A lot of people in professional careers, like lawyers, avoid therapy as it make their records look bad.

    • @PancakesNeggs
      @PancakesNeggs 3 года назад +90

      THIS it def needs to be more affordable to ppl who need it and to those who want to go but cant afford

    • @michaelaf6580
      @michaelaf6580 3 года назад +8

      Yessss

  • @bluejay6741
    @bluejay6741 2 месяца назад +19

    0:45 lmao my airpods disconnected and i thought he genuinely stopped filming the video

  • @pastel_nothings
    @pastel_nothings 3 года назад +737

    “Ever have a friend your age die”
    “no”
    “Soon you will”
    Well that felt like a threat

    • @offeringsoffire
      @offeringsoffire 3 года назад +78

      *If you're lucky*

    • @CharlieOsoo
      @CharlieOsoo 3 года назад +23

      Kill your friends.
      (To be lucky.)

    • @rianantony
      @rianantony 3 года назад +13

      "What I'm saying is I'll murder your friends"

    • @wildwitchwest
      @wildwitchwest 3 года назад +18

      he followed that kid home after this event and shot the first person the kid talked to and was like "told you"

    • @bananakirb2803
      @bananakirb2803 3 года назад

      I'm terrified

  • @AmateurContendr
    @AmateurContendr 3 года назад +1486

    This is basically if one of those dudes that swears bullying "builds character" took a couple of improv comedy classes and decided he would get rich off seminars.

    • @monchu_
      @monchu_ 3 года назад +13

      Yeah I’d say that’s pretty much it

    • @andipatel5044
      @andipatel5044 3 года назад +4

      It’s just a little bit of a darwanism

  • @queenelizabee7246
    @queenelizabee7246 3 года назад +4772

    "alpha male" sounds like boys who are emotionally stunted and neglected but instead of doing the work to identify their trauma/triggers just grew up into hurt men. the real boss move is to introspectively look within yourself and notice the shortcomings you have and deal with them and lean on others when you need help. A friend will always be there.

    • @pepperchan6471
      @pepperchan6471 3 года назад +19

      What if you got no friends or support to lean on though

    • @queenelizabee7246
      @queenelizabee7246 3 года назад +129

      @@pepperchan6471 yea ur right, it's hard for others to be there for you the way you want. i'm going thru so much and i have to somewhat be there for myself so idk.

    • @wrioculus
      @wrioculus 3 года назад +144

      ​@@pepperchan6471 seek a professional. not a motivational seeker or weird people with 0 credibility trying to steal your money, i mean a therapist. i'm of the belief that relying on friends and seeking help with family can lead to more harm than good, because not everyone is equipped to handle someone else's baggage and it's frankly not fair to expect that of everyone at all times.
      you shouldn't be relying on friends or family for your mental well-being, that'll only drag you both down to the ground. you'll slowly ruin all your relationships by constantly dumping negativity on everyone around you and hoping to get positivity out of other people. you need to learn how to be stable and functional on your own first, and getting therapy might help you get your footing for that.

    • @pepperchan6471
      @pepperchan6471 3 года назад +35

      @@wrioculus @kirin I'm not saying I like motivational speakers or anything, I find them cringey too. And yes, I know that one should not use friends or family as an emotional dumpster, because from a young age my own parents have unloaded their emotional baggage on me, effectively fucking me up.
      However, a lot of people in my position CANNOT AFFORD THERAPY, and live in shitty countries where seeking help for mental problems is a huge stigma. I'm a minor, and am trapped in a abusive household and have no money. Lots of kids out there like me. Worst thing is that this is normal in my country. Services for child protection won't do shit. So I understand if someone turns to Motivational Speakers as a last desperate resort. It is easy to attract and manipulate emotionally vulnerable and lonely people.

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude 3 года назад +45

      @@wrioculus that sounds much like victim blaming, also as the other comments said not everyone can afford a therapist, especially while being underage and in a non-supportive household. Or maybe they tried and had a bad experience (I got a shitty therapist [which my mom didnt even actually get for my mental health, she just wanted to get a paper saying that I needed a support dog or whatever so our dog could stay home] that costed hundreds and they literally just made me feel like shit and my mom got angry at me for "exaggerating" things. I know this was only 1 therapist and doesn't reflect on all the others, but lmao my mom ain't taking me to another one since she got the paper for the dog.
      Also, saying that you shouldn't rely on friends or family is only your personal belief. My friends have been what are keeping me floating and alive. I understand than friends are not professionals and they are not equipped to help with your emotional baggage, but that isn't what it is about. It's just about having someone who you know likes you despite you thinking that you're shit. They just listen to me, I listen to them and then we play games together and forget the bad things. It's one of the only times I'm happy and having fun.

  • @jeonnol6970
    @jeonnol6970 2 года назад +97

    I really love how he's literally wearing a "please be nice to me" cap and the teacher does the complete opposite

  • @AlexxBv
    @AlexxBv 3 года назад +1442

    my family forced me to go to a "motivational course" when i was in highschool, the lady there said that people have cancer bc they live resentful lives and that deppresion didnt exist, and then i skipped classes for the rest of the summer :)

    • @ohsehundinfiresman9726
      @ohsehundinfiresman9726 3 года назад +80

      Assuming u have money please seek professional therapy instead of these "courses".
      IF u are actually unhappy with self image or depressed then these courses/conventions are very damaging instead.

    • @footpicsfor50dollars35
      @footpicsfor50dollars35 3 года назад +17

      I hope youre doing great now! Everything will turn out great for you I just know it!

    • @lukaphoenix1568
      @lukaphoenix1568 3 года назад +23

      you made the right choice

    • @Chikaboom_Boom
      @Chikaboom_Boom 3 года назад +44

      excuse me- I find it very ignorant but I do know people don't believe depression exists
      but I have NEVER heard someone say that people get cancer because they live resentful lives. Like wut the fuq. My grandma and aunt died of cancer bro-

    • @footpicsfor50dollars35
      @footpicsfor50dollars35 3 года назад +33

      @@Chikaboom_Boom my grandpa died of it too what the motivational speaker said is so ignorant. a lot of people live happily but still get cancer so it really irked me when i read that part. i'd like to see that speaker get cancer and then have someone tell them "well maybe you were living a resentful life🤷" to see how they would react

  • @halisha2904
    @halisha2904 3 года назад +3216

    i feel like anyone who uses the words “alpha” and “beta” unironically to describe people shouldn’t be allowed to give life advice

    • @dr.sigmundfreud3030
      @dr.sigmundfreud3030 3 года назад +42

      Agreed

    • @wheresmypretzel579
      @wheresmypretzel579 3 года назад +150

      unless they’re a math teacher i guess idk lmao

    • @krirag
      @krirag 3 года назад +10

      1000% agree. Let’s make this the Law!

    • @saranaila5905
      @saranaila5905 3 года назад +58

      And you best believe they are the same people that make fun of astrology 😂😂😂

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 3 года назад +86

      @The Up Paradigm I can't tell you're joking or not, but if you're not...... THAT'S HILARIOUS!

  • @juneyour314
    @juneyour314 3 года назад +2570

    He sounds like his best advice for someone suffering with crippling anxiety to just stay calm

    • @fxntxsyyy
      @fxntxsyyy 3 года назад +80

      he sounds like the type of guy to say "how are you blind? just see."

    • @stanloona8733
      @stanloona8733 3 года назад +59

      ‘’Oh u just witnessed someone getting murdered which scarred you and will slowly drive you to insanity for lying to everyone that you didn’t witness such a thing…just forget about it, sensitive prick’’

    • @TheAmazingfulOne
      @TheAmazingfulOne 3 года назад +33

      Just be confident in yourself and stop thinking others are judging you! It's easy! Just do it! JUST DO IT! DO IT! FUCKING DO IT!!!! - Him if he was my therapist

    • @W_a_t_e_r_m_e_l_o_n_c_a_t
      @W_a_t_e_r_m_e_l_o_n_c_a_t 3 года назад +8

      Lol what are u supposed to say to them? I remember when my friend was having a asthma attack, I didn't know what to say so my dumbass just said "Just Breathe"

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 3 года назад +15

      “Oh you’re having an asthma attack? Just breathe loser”

  • @rasto6325
    @rasto6325 2 года назад +41

    Owen originally started as a pick up artist, idk if he's still doing it but he usually would bring these guys for seminars, hot seats, then go out together and pick up girls after. I'd love to see a deep dive into this bc Kurtis would find all the wild shit Owen used to say and do and make it hilarious

    • @atomdecay
      @atomdecay 3 месяца назад +1

      I'm not trying to sink to his level, but as a straight guy, Owen is one of if not THE most unappealing people I have ever witnessed, physically & mentally. Imagine being around this Brian Posehn looking dude who WILL NOT JUST STOP TALKING, who looks a hot mess AND thinks they have it all figured out. It's just like when you go to jail & every inmate tries to claim that they have the idea for the "perfect crime", like dude YOU GOT CAUGHT lmao 😂

  • @averyjeanne
    @averyjeanne 3 года назад +2928

    The principal of my high school was a motivational speaker and I swear he was the weirdest person. Every assembly felt like an over the top business seminar. It always felt like he had no idea what actually went on at a high school and was just using us to test out new motivational material. He also had one of those face mics!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +7

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear av

    • @P1n_t0
      @P1n_t0 3 года назад +36

      sounds like a heck of an assembly

    • @WhitneyDahlin
      @WhitneyDahlin 3 года назад +84

      Motivational speakers are a lot like fake psychics in that they say incredibly generic things but their audience is going to interpret those generic sayings to apply to their specific situation without even realizing it so they will attribute wisdom or knowledge to the psychic or speaker. It's a natural human instinct to relate to other humans and relate what other humans are saying to our situation. It's a basic part of human empathy. Unfortunately con artists know this and they use it to manipulate people. Which is why so many people believe in horoscopes and those psychics that claim to speak to your dead relatives and motivational speakers apparently.

    • @steppin-razor
      @steppin-razor 3 года назад +45

      @@AxxLAfriku wat

    • @hsagar8043
      @hsagar8043 3 года назад

      Ur from india

  • @jaykstah
    @jaykstah 3 года назад +899

    He actually seems so much more insecure about himself than the ppl he picks out of the crowd

  • @hayley5003
    @hayley5003 3 года назад +904

    That dude 100% got bullied hard as a kid and now has “free” seminars just so he can for once in his miserable life be the bully!
    What a sad little man

    • @mdsajedi3471
      @mdsajedi3471 3 года назад +5

      He actually was
      Talks about it in this video
      ruclips.net/video/f7HIyQaJN9Q/видео.html

    • @robothms9787
      @robothms9787 3 года назад +8

      Little baby man

  • @bypig
    @bypig 2 года назад +93

    That “Watch him get fixed” joke makes me laugh every time I see it or even just think about it.

    • @pastaslut
      @pastaslut 2 года назад +3

      SAMEEE OMFG IM HYSTERICAL

  • @SoyLalocura
    @SoyLalocura 3 года назад +870

    This guy's speech just sounds like me trying to write a thousand word essay

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 3 года назад +4

      Also Kurtis posted this on his story and im new to this channel and is this like a inside joke? or did kurtis make this if so then why? i've asked many people but they can't explain it lmao 😭😭here's the link lmao please tell me i you know ruclips.net/video/jvghBUcdyGw/видео.html

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, when you've got nothing to say filler words and repetition really fill out your show/essay length.

  • @marejaack713
    @marejaack713 3 года назад +542

    "you can't call urself an alpha male...he's dressed like a Zumiez manager" that shit had me laughing so hard

  • @tacticalmisandrist
    @tacticalmisandrist 3 года назад +916

    Disabled people had to literally fight the Supreme Court to get even the most minuscule accessibility and anti discrimination rights but yeah they’re worried about people being too nice. He’s totally empathetic to disabled folks.

    • @ariana5812
      @ariana5812 3 года назад +85

      I had to argue to my school board so many times to get my accommodations. But yeah, the hardest part was that they were so nice :(

    • @the_opossum_guy
      @the_opossum_guy 3 года назад +24

      thought he meant like he was afraid of being infantilized or sum but nah that's way too wise for him

    • @DARKENINGTIMES
      @DARKENINGTIMES 3 года назад +1

      this is what empathetic means by the way: "showing an ability to understand and share the feelings of another."
      i think the word you are looking for might be apathetic or unsympathetic :)

    • @skellish
      @skellish 3 года назад +26

      @@DARKENINGTIMES they're being sarcastic, I believe

    • @_Piers_
      @_Piers_ 3 года назад +1

      @@skellish Indeed, he's **totally** empathetic to disabled folks.

  • @lucasprobably
    @lucasprobably Год назад +42

    thank u for the pushback on the wheelchair comment, i literally did have to crawl into my dentist's office using my arms because they had multiple steps and no ramp lmao, so right on the mark there

  • @acoelomate2984
    @acoelomate2984 3 года назад +1815

    one of the best motivational speakers i’ve ever seen was a veteran who lost his sight while in action. His speech was about his pursuit of education after coming back home, and the difficulties he faced as a disabled person, and the value of education. Hearing him tell his story from a place of personal ups and downs was way more meaningful than any surface level “you can do it”

    • @animoo.
      @animoo. 3 года назад +19

      Do you know if he has a RUclips channel. I would love to hear about more about him.

    • @letBIGGIErest
      @letBIGGIErest 3 года назад +76

      sooo true. I find that shit motivational. Hearing people talk about ACTUAL adversity they had to overcome - makes you realize how lucky your are and more likely to make the most of each day imo

    • @shireenqasimm
      @shireenqasimm 3 года назад +17

      what a champ! the only good motivational speech I've ever heard was from muniba mazari, in which she told the story of her accident and how she ended up in a wheelchair and everything that followed!

    • @MaroonieBean
      @MaroonieBean 3 года назад +1

      Clint Malarchuk gave a speech in my high school once and genuinely brought me to tears. He has SUCH an inspirational story, it's insane

    • @okthenmaxx
      @okthenmaxx 3 года назад

      you mean surface leather?

  • @AP-px3ni
    @AP-px3ni 3 года назад +1232

    when he said “folks” and waited so long to clap it felt like the verbal equivalent to edging

  • @emmybrumbaugh9423
    @emmybrumbaugh9423 3 года назад +2301

    kurtis, your editing is so accurate to my brain, it's honestly scary

  • @Melliorra
    @Melliorra 2 года назад +52

    honestly that guy reminds me of parents who verbally berate their children to "discipline them", there is a fine line between discipline and abuse

  • @shoyuramenoff
    @shoyuramenoff 3 года назад +1629

    "Babe, that was not very pog of you." I am going to say this to my boyfriend and watch him exhale forcefully through his nose.
    Edit: I did it, he reacted exactly as I said. Also, shit man, I didn't expect this many people to care.

    • @taylorthebnnuy
      @taylorthebnnuy 3 года назад +44

      powerful

    • @meowntown69
      @meowntown69 3 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure I've already said this to my partner

    • @cinnamoncoffeecake5925
      @cinnamoncoffeecake5925 3 года назад +9

      i say this on the daily to everyone

    • @guydisorder
      @guydisorder 3 года назад +17

      I exhaled forcefully through my nose after reading this comment

    • @shoyuramenoff
      @shoyuramenoff 3 года назад +3

      @@guydisorder tbh, that's how I thought everyone else would react instead of liking this comment.

  • @TheKanta
    @TheKanta 3 года назад +3689

    Kurtis, fellow canadian, did you not have those random ass motivational speakers come into your elementary/high school? Shit was wack but we got to miss math🥲

    • @piaj2742
      @piaj2742 3 года назад +129

      Im german, but ive had the same experience. It was so strange and i hated it 😭✌🏻

    • @ddkkskwkwlsk
      @ddkkskwkwlsk 3 года назад +34

      @@piaj2742 im swiss and same😭😭

    • @vbm8992
      @vbm8992 3 года назад +158

      in America we had someone come in and sing about Johnny Appleseed and the dangers of high fructose corn syrup🥴

    • @TheKanta
      @TheKanta 3 года назад +53

      @@vbm8992 only thing i know about johnny appleseed is that one weird ass prayer we had to do in catholic elementary school. That’s a weird ass assembly lolll

    • @emilymcdonald4345
      @emilymcdonald4345 3 года назад +19

      @@vbm8992 WAIT DID HE WEAR A GREEN SUIT AND HAVE A WHOLE MOVIE THING ABOUT LUNCH FOOD

  • @StarGazer12318
    @StarGazer12318 3 года назад +953

    "just be comfortable with yourself" really motivational.

  • @jasminlovesbagels5166
    @jasminlovesbagels5166 2 года назад +26

    I’ve struggled with self image and self esteem (and still do) and this is the type of guy who would make me legit cry

  • @thekawaiicripple
    @thekawaiicripple 3 года назад +2783

    Me as a person in a wheelchair: yes! my disability/wheelchair isn’t the issue, the lack of accessibility, living in a world not built for us, and large amount of ableism that still exists nah not it- people are TOO nice to meee ♿️😂

    • @ChezzaOuttaNowhere
      @ChezzaOuttaNowhere 3 года назад +132

      The way neuro and physio-typical people perceive differently abled people is real strange. Almost a weird sense of jealousy.

    • @appearsred
      @appearsred 3 года назад +47

      @@ChezzaOuttaNowhere such people are just very insecure due to failing to achieve what they desire, as well as feeling lonely and not appreciated/recognised by people. They get so desperate to get the attention they're unable to get with their set of skills that it makes them jealous someone can actually have it (even when it's mere courtesy) - it's similar to how misogynists always focus on how "men are expected to open doors/carry things" whenever there's an argument about women's rights, as if it's relevant and the "extra niceties" they bring up are at all comparable to the issues discussed. Similarly, they will find any excuse to think to themselves that when someone else has what they want it is undeserved, and must be due to (for example) disability, since everyone is "too nice" - they can't face the fact that they're just not good enough. They almost wish they were in the same situation as they know they wouldn't get the "attention" otherwise, convincing themselves that even mere courtesy is some kind of special treatment (that they crave but can't have), therefore demonising it and staying ignorant to all the issues that come with disabilities. It all stems from hurt egos that are too fragile to face reality, and it's honestly pathetic.

    • @Bluepoppy86
      @Bluepoppy86 3 года назад +31

      @@ChezzaOuttaNowhere most typicals aren’t even aware that there’s a whole differently abled world out there that is absolutely different from how they function. It’s like we’re unicorns lol

    • @aditisingh7512
      @aditisingh7512 3 года назад +21

      @@ChezzaOuttaNowhere It’s so insane to me how so many people when they can’t relate on a personal level just decide that it’s ok to throw empathy out of the way.

    • @Hobosdkcheese
      @Hobosdkcheese 3 года назад +6

      I had to use a cane for about a year last year because of a huge surgery left me very very weak. I’m 24 and people were so incredibly nice to me, it made me want to vomit.

  • @videobob92
    @videobob92 3 года назад +663

    This guy has the same energy as people who say "if you're depressed, just stop being depressed 😊"

    • @koi_charm
      @koi_charm 3 года назад +11

      Just don't do that ❤✨

    • @charls7378
      @charls7378 3 года назад +16

      just stop being depressed 😜🤞 smile 😃‼️

    • @andsch3881
      @andsch3881 3 года назад +6

      Just that he'd scream that at your face 😂😂

    • @muskratloggin
      @muskratloggin 3 года назад +19

      guy literally said "stop being uncomfortable with yourself, just be comfortable with yourself"

    • @dolphinman9896
      @dolphinman9896 3 года назад +6

      @@muskratloggin right like wow I'm cured thanks buddy why didnt I think of that

  • @NadezhdaNikanorova
    @NadezhdaNikanorova 3 года назад +423

    "Do you wanna know my greatest fear of being in a wheelchair? Not the wheelchair. Everybody's gonna be too nice" sounds like one of these insane t-shirts Kurtis made fun of

  • @rainbowsoffire
    @rainbowsoffire Месяц назад +3

    as a wheelchair user, my biggest problem isn't the lack of accessibility, ableism, my chronic pain, no, all that is easy compared to the true horror.... people being too nice to me

  • @EvilLarryDavid
    @EvilLarryDavid 3 года назад +388

    that’s actually a really common manipulation tactic with abusers. they are abusive to you and then try to convince you that it’s for your own good.

    • @lisazdvoru1660
      @lisazdvoru1660 3 года назад +24

      Owen had "I was bullied by my dad" energy.

  • @Dino23124
    @Dino23124 3 года назад +1002

    If Owen and a Betta fish were locked in a tank together, the fish would eat him.

  • @Kate-br6kg
    @Kate-br6kg 3 года назад +698

    The fact that kurtis is wearing the “please be nice to me” hat in the bullying sketch is 👌

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 3 года назад +3

      Lmao is kurtis is all about details? because he posted a yt link on his insta story yesterday and im pretty new to the channel and i couldn't understand why he would post this? and what does it mean anyway? is it a inside joke? will you kurtis fans please explain what it means? 😭
      here's the link he posted- ruclips.net/video/jvghBUcdyGw/видео.html

    • @elonmuskisthicc7133
      @elonmuskisthicc7133 3 года назад +2

      @@holly___ he posted this on his insta story and im more confused

    • @TheAmazingfulOne
      @TheAmazingfulOne 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing haha

  • @inimmz
    @inimmz Год назад +19

    that teacher skit happened to me when i told my fifth grade teach they/them could be used as singular pronouns and it ended bcos i started crying bcos i couldnt think of an example after she started counting down saying "go ahead go tell me when give us an example if ur so smart" and then the other kids got quiet bcos they felt bad

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis Год назад +11

      DUDE I'm so sorry. A teacher tried to do the same thing to me, too. I was like "if someone drops THEIR pencil you pick it up and give it back to THEM and THEY say thank you." I've been repping singular They pronoun since I was in elementary because of that one shit teacher, mainly because I was disgusted that she tried to incorrectly correct me lol. But I think it was a great coincidence, I ended up being nonbinary. I think it's insane that someone can grow up speaking a whole language where they regularly use singular They, and not even realize they do it. That teacher sucked, I'm sorry you went through that.

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 5 месяцев назад

      U good???

    • @Br1anwastaken
      @Br1anwastaken 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jazwhoaskedforthisu good??

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +1705

    “Never be a beta. Just stop being insecure.”
    “Dude you’re anxious? Just calm down.”
    “Dude you’re depressed? Just cheer up!”

    • @winterblessed.
      @winterblessed. 3 года назад +112

      "homeless? buy a house"
      "no food? get something to eat"
      people give the most mind blowing advice. and nice username, must be some good wifi

    • @thelawnmowert-rex8140
      @thelawnmowert-rex8140 3 года назад +42

      “You have bees? Just give the hive a formal eviction notice and taunt them with your having-a-homeness, then punt the hive into the next house over.”

    • @_kellyfurman
      @_kellyfurman 2 года назад +22

      i know this is a joke but my band director once told the whole band (who is full of mentally ill kids) the anxiety and depression things 😕

    • @c.a.r.o
      @c.a.r.o 2 года назад +20

      Adhd? Just focus!

    • @purpleactivist6810
      @purpleactivist6810 2 года назад +25

      Schizophrenia? Just stop hearing things

  • @emmegonzales
    @emmegonzales 3 года назад +1566

    Damn ive never seen men this into the omegaverse. They're even role-playing with all their friends.

    • @adibairfan545
      @adibairfan545 3 года назад +128

      I'm having an awful day at work, and your comment made me exhale so loud, thanks

    • @liamfaoisidheold
      @liamfaoisidheold 3 года назад +56

      Meanwhile, middle-school lesbians: omg I left fuzzy cat ears at home!!! Whatever will the pack do now?

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 3 года назад +11

      Bruh this comment made me laugh out loud
      Also what's the flag on your profile picture?

    • @cokesodaa
      @cokesodaa 3 года назад +20

      @@Korra228 its the agender flag

    • @cokesodaa
      @cokesodaa 3 года назад +15

      @@Korra228 and if u dont know what that is its when u dont have a gender :))

  • @p3gasus-M
    @p3gasus-M 3 года назад +3049

    13:42
    I've legitimately had a teacher exactly like this. Everyone hated him. He made the shy girl cry because she messed up a multiplication question just like this. She also got a kid to stand up at the front of the class so he could make fun of his appearance.

    • @M2R.
      @M2R. 2 года назад +279

      Same here, my 7th-9th grade teacher would love to point out how stupid and worthless people were if they didn’t get the full points on a test and got enjoyment out of berating KIDS for failing the classes because she wasn’t a good teacher 😭

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 2 года назад

      I hope a student beats them up.

    • @bloblovlalalulu3422
      @bloblovlalalulu3422 2 года назад +104

      I was straight up getting flashback & triggered

    • @glassofwater281
      @glassofwater281 2 года назад +17

      @@bloblovlalalulu3422 same

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 года назад +89

      There’s so many teachers out in the world that need to be fired now

  • @audreybolander2696
    @audreybolander2696 Месяц назад +4

    “Be a parrot” “here I go” (turns into a macaw) 15:58

  • @zen0vi
    @zen0vi 3 года назад +1016

    "Just be comfortable with yourself"
    Ah yes and if you're depressed just be happy

    • @OftenEllinor
      @OftenEllinor 3 года назад +70

      Anxious? Just relax 😌
      Dying? Just live ✨

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 3 года назад +55

      ADHD? Just focus!
      Sick? Just be healthy!

    • @beee.4real
      @beee.4real 3 года назад +40

      anorexic? just love your body!

    • @scratch472
      @scratch472 3 года назад +33

      Poor? Just get money!

    • @memechild2025
      @memechild2025 3 года назад +30

      have asthma? just breathe 🥰

  • @mersonkrazyTV
    @mersonkrazyTV 3 года назад +794

    I love it when a motivational speaker says not to be a "beta" and then goes ahead and says be comfortable with yourself because "alphas" are comfortable with themselves... he does realize that just because he's insecure about himself and hides behind a wall of "manliness" doesn't mean he has to get people to think the same way he does???

    • @blackshadowofficial535
      @blackshadowofficial535 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/A8ppedmqXSA/видео.html

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 года назад +1

      Over generalization

    • @mersonkrazyTV
      @mersonkrazyTV 3 года назад +12

      @Alice Kae I've never understood the logic of "alphas" and "betas". They kinda don't exist...
      Either way it's pretty dumb and funny how people can be so serious about this obvious bullshit XD

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 года назад +1

      @Alice Kae Well for one thing, they arent "Alphas" at all. They try to project it in a "fake it till you make it" kind of way.
      But you will find many men who arent speakers also try to enforce that ideal of manhood in their own lives. I'm sure you noticed that the actual likely response of the audience is that they become less confident right? They are protecting a very narrow version of what masculinity is, and can be.
      I think fear is likely at the root of it. Fear of having lived their lives "wrong", or resentment that maybe this new generations will be able to follow their own true personalities when it hadn't felt like an option before, or fear of realizing that their actions throughout life weren't 100% their own, that propaganda played into it, society did, that they arent the only influence over their own lives that they thought they were. Etc etc. Plenty of reasons, even if they are still hurtful.

  • @cerdocyonthous
    @cerdocyonthous 3 года назад +382

    As a wheelchair user, it’s more inconvenient when people are nice to me than when I literally cannot enter a building because of a staircase!!

    • @royaneekhalil6488
      @royaneekhalil6488 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but i am sure you would not want people to deliberately be jerks to you because they think if they act nice, it would be insulting. I mean, people have to learn difference between pity and being nice but that doesn't mean people should be taught to act thoughtless like this owen dude seems to be

    • @kaijuwitness5661
      @kaijuwitness5661 3 года назад +78

      @@royaneekhalil6488 i think they're being sarcastic

    • @anshdeo
      @anshdeo 3 года назад +32

      @@royaneekhalil6488 they were being sarcastic chill

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 года назад +21

      @@royaneekhalil6488 Kinda feel obliged to say chill dude

  • @Dingo_Gab
    @Dingo_Gab Год назад +28

    13:05 I had this teacher who was like this, he taught me for 4 years 3D animation in my art school and he always insulted me and humiliated me in front of others just because he could ,almost exactly like this speech guy…well and now I’m so disgusted to even try learning 3D animation again but I guess it was more bullying then the “actual” motivation
    (sorry I couldn’t help I needed to mention him)

  • @sarahkmiller
    @sarahkmiller 3 года назад +1149

    My friend teaches youth music camps wearing a Britney mic, and it’s the most iconic thing I’ve ever seen. TLDR please wear a gamer mic while doing stand up.

    • @hottieschicken
      @hottieschicken 3 года назад +41

      Love the fact you put a TL;DR for a nineteen-word comment

    • @INVINCIBLE840
      @INVINCIBLE840 3 года назад +22

      not you putting a tldr after a single sentence lmaooo

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +11

      @@hottieschickenLove the fact you counted the words in the sentence.

  • @pbandjammies973
    @pbandjammies973 3 года назад +688

    Owen is totally a motivational speaker! He motivates himself by bullying others :)

    • @star2b4u
      @star2b4u 3 года назад +11

      If you listen to Owen but dont watch he sounds just like Zack Galifinanakis doing a funny sketch.

  • @Tm-sv7pe
    @Tm-sv7pe 3 года назад +839

    The “oh yeah” sound effect still makes everything better to this day

    • @newworld8271
      @newworld8271 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tAnyvY6KHrw/видео.html
      .
      .
      .

    • @amonsumdomshiette9695
      @amonsumdomshiette9695 3 года назад +32

      I'm more of a "BALLS (with reverb and echo)" man myself.

    • @ipromiseimtrying
      @ipromiseimtrying 3 года назад +6

      @@amonsumdomshiette9695 THE WAY I ACTUALLY HEARD THE AUDIO

    • @wafa6377
      @wafa6377 3 года назад +7

      i prefer > insert overly confused caveman effect < 😩😩😩

    • @AdelaTomankova
      @AdelaTomankova 3 года назад +3

      @@amonsumdomshiette9695 I'm more of an *EUGH?* gentleman

  • @ruthavilla7035
    @ruthavilla7035 Год назад +60

    "don't be paranoid" boy I have schizophrenia. that is the one thing that I cannot stop.

  • @goots4616
    @goots4616 3 года назад +300

    Owen strikes me as the person in the friend group who says "I am the most honest person you will ever meet" and then spends all night trash talking other people

    • @mosesagabon7152
      @mosesagabon7152 3 года назад +2

      Honestly he actually takes care of his peers. He is a nice guy who was bullied alot. And yes I was a fanboy. I have known Owen for over 10 years.

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 3 года назад

      SO TRUE

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 3 года назад +4

      @@mosesagabon7152 taking care of his peers doesn’t make him a good motivational speaker and doesn’t make his mindset any less trash

    • @panicoutbytheromancepilotb513
      @panicoutbytheromancepilotb513 3 года назад

      *cough* Onision *cough*

    • @mosesagabon7152
      @mosesagabon7152 3 года назад

      @@BigOwl51 i dont know if he capitalizes on common talking point or he genuinely been thru a lot but dude has taught me alot. I must admit tho over the last 2 years his material changed alot and he became a little douchey.

  • @pinacoladaofficial
    @pinacoladaofficial 3 года назад +2556

    I knew after Drew you or Danny couldn’t be far behind
    *Clap* we missed you ✨

    • @Mkksparkles
      @Mkksparkles 3 года назад +71

      Im literally so sorry half of these replys are- yknow- but i shall also clap
      *claps*

    • @nwefe
      @nwefe 3 года назад +5

      what the hell do you mean “we missed you”
      he hasn’t uploaded in only two weeks and that’s fast for him

    • @nwefe
      @nwefe 3 года назад +1

      @Not RickRoll 👇👌 surprisingly, it’s not a Rick Roll

    • @Bigpunz67
      @Bigpunz67 3 года назад +29

      I can’t believe you would clap for him that’s such an insult

    • @isabellacobb6081
      @isabellacobb6081 3 года назад +13

      Danny wasn’t far behind either

  • @kael9096
    @kael9096 3 года назад +495

    what him saying 'what im doing right now, is teaching' is the equivalent of a parent going 'me beating my child is disciplining them'

    • @andsch3881
      @andsch3881 3 года назад +2

      Lmao yes I got flashbacks of my dad while watching

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 года назад +2

      My parents

  • @casioseclectics
    @casioseclectics 3 месяца назад +8

    14:33 teachers actually do that. All the time. They do in fact do that

  • @AJ-qf8pq
    @AJ-qf8pq 3 года назад +3694

    I hate it when people use wolfs as examples of the whole “beta” and “alpha” superiority measures, when alphas are usually just the parents of wolf packs, they’re not even superior in strength. It’s literally just age.

    • @liamfaoisidheold
      @liamfaoisidheold 3 года назад +530

      "Alpha males"- No, no, don't be an average man, be an *old* man!!

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +37

      David Mech: Fucking THANK YOU

    • @PH0B0PH1L1A
      @PH0B0PH1L1A 3 года назад +294

      even funnier considering the whole "alpha/beta" rhetoric in wolves was made up too

    • @Evelyn_Okay
      @Evelyn_Okay 3 года назад +51

      And there are SO MANY other animals you can take inspiration from!

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 года назад +73

      In that case, that motivational speaker guy has the hairline of a wizened grandpa, and we should definitely listen to him!

  • @devichi4108
    @devichi4108 3 года назад +539

    I would think a motivational speaker would be in a crowd of a stand up act, and when the comic fails, the motivational speaker starts to motivate him. Everyone else will be like, 'wow, what a good motivation, I think I'll pay $300 to hear him motivate me.' Bam, that's how you start your motivational speaker career.

  • @tworice
    @tworice 3 года назад +5342

    alpha male mentality is LITERALLY just toxic masculinity in shiny new clothes

    • @snowpoler
      @snowpoler 3 года назад +168

      Nah "alpha male" clothes still wouldn't be shiny nor new. But yeah, this and enforcing toxic masculinity on yourself and/or other men are basically the same ol' shit.

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 3 года назад +31

      No one takes it seriously I feel like. I’ve only seen people rip on it but maybe that’s because I don’t watch Jake Paul who knows lmao

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 3 года назад +5

      Yarp

    • @user-yf4ly2rz7q
      @user-yf4ly2rz7q 3 года назад +48

      not even to mention wolves dont even have "alphas" which makes the whole thing they based their rebranded toxic masculinity on completely incorrect. If you want to see the dominance and social hierarchy they talk about when being an alpha, a chicken is the best bet. They have a very strict pecking order and will seek to bully other chickens lower on the hierarchy

    • @Overseer2579
      @Overseer2579 3 года назад +30

      @@user-yf4ly2rz7q the alpha chicken 😂

  • @falsevacuum4667
    @falsevacuum4667 2 года назад +5

    I think one exception to the "motivational speakers bad" idea is in the context of high schools. Sometimes high schools invite motivational speakers and it can do some good. Many teenagers struggle with anxiety, depression, fear of the future, directionlessness, etc. Sometimes what they need is motivation, to hear from someone with experience that everything's going to be okay.

  • @boringpage9779
    @boringpage9779 3 года назад +704

    "Bullying isn't what teachers do"
    Me: *Remembers all of the teachers who emotionally/mentally bullied tf outta me for just existing*

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 года назад +37

      man, your teachers sucked. sorry you had to got through it

    • @taratih
      @taratih 3 года назад +60

      That’s something I will never understand, teachers are just like the students sometimes, lots of them want validation from people less than half their age just because some are popular it’s pathetic

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 года назад +20

      Throwback to ninth grade when my "caretaker" assigned by the school threw me into the wall

    • @cheesebread3
      @cheesebread3 3 года назад +5

      @@adrienneczerni6516 wut :0

    • @goeland4585
      @goeland4585 3 года назад +5

      @@taratih Most of them are just fed up or no one ever told them they were doing it wrong. Like you said, they're just like students

  • @jxey1
    @jxey1 3 года назад +484

    The comment he made about being in a wheelchair just shows that he has never, in fact, had to use a wheelchair before. My grandmother was in a wheelchair and people were far from nice, people straight up would not move out of the way for us coming through, and the stares people would give you for being in a wheelchair was absurd. That comment is so gross to make.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 года назад +26

      Ikr. People aren't nice in general. Maybe to a St. Jude kid they'd be even half decent lmfao

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 3 года назад +58

      I've been yelled at and complained at by so many people since I started using my chair. People honk at me when I cross the street to go faster. I've been discriminated against at job interviews. Doctors have been dismissive and abusive. It's not easy.

    • @alien-rat
      @alien-rat 3 года назад +17

      I agree. My uncle was in a wheelchair for the 2nd half of his life and people were rude all the time and it pissed me off. One example: sometimes if he was going through a door/entrance people would cut him off, etc. He was always so chill about it though.
      That "motivational" guy for sure didn't know what he was talking about lol.

    • @slimysloth516
      @slimysloth516 3 года назад +4

      Thats horrible man, I had no idea that using a wheelchair could be that bad

    • @breadpilled2587
      @breadpilled2587 3 года назад +9

      @@slimysloth516 it's not the end of the world, but it isnt easy.

  • @evren5642
    @evren5642 3 года назад +681

    The only “motivational speaker” I can think of that ever helped me is Brene Brown, but also she does so much more than motivation speaking, bc she’s an actual researcher in psychology. And all of her work and advice are the polar opposite of the hustle culture stuff you usually see. All of her stuff is based in compassion.

    • @Chelseabee55
      @Chelseabee55 3 года назад +31

      I love Molly Burke, but mostly because her motivation speaking work also helps with disability advocacy and education, which is dope. It’s not just ‘hustle hard, make money, objectify women’ that a lot of speakers preach

    • @t.s9021
      @t.s9021 3 года назад +1

      I suppose Alan Watts probably counts too; his stuff is interesting.

    • @scarlettrg911
      @scarlettrg911 3 года назад +2

      is brene brown an author? i recognise the name

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 3 года назад

      @@scarlettrg911 Yeah she is.

  • @kjazure
    @kjazure 2 года назад +25

    I know it's a joke, but I've legit had several teachers that were straight up bullies. I had a teacher tell me I'd never meet a girl and I'd be stuck living paycheck to paycheck. I had another one tell the whole class that whatever grades they're making is the only grade they will ever make

  • @Berriesnbels
    @Berriesnbels 3 года назад +221

    Funniest part is that that “motivational speaker” was definitely bullied in school so now these seminars are just him living out his mean girl, alpha jock boy fantasy

    • @newworld8271
      @newworld8271 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tAnyvY6KHrw/видео.html....

  • @antonluvs
    @antonluvs 3 года назад +288

    14:20 it's funny that he's wearing the "please be nice to me" hat and, yet, he's being relentlessly bullied by his teacher and his peers. This says a lot about society.

    • @spookycorncult
      @spookycorncult 3 года назад +16

      we truly do live in a society

    • @irongirltoni
      @irongirltoni 3 года назад +2

      *society*

    • @antonluvs
      @antonluvs 3 года назад

      @@spookycorncult yet society lives us 😭✋😔

  • @tanisdeboon9577
    @tanisdeboon9577 3 года назад +323

    This guy is straight up that one guy you meet at a party with a massive coke addiction that you never should have started talking to

    • @sweet_t811
      @sweet_t811 3 года назад +7

      OMG yes!! & theyre always sweating, even in winter.

    • @bonesandhearts5683
      @bonesandhearts5683 3 года назад +1

      Yes! Like if people want to be like him, it’s easy. Just do some meth.

  • @HYST3R1C
    @HYST3R1C 2 года назад +14

    IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I HEAR KURTIS SAY “A GAME THEORY”

  • @lucadayland6804
    @lucadayland6804 3 года назад +260

    My school had a motivational speaker who came in and told us teenagers to watch our weight and count calories. He then stopped talking, opened a bag he brought and ate one singular tomato ,not talking whilst he slowly ate it. It was a fever dream

    • @hippieduck
      @hippieduck 3 года назад +30

      👁️👄👁️
      🤏🍅

    • @t.s.5094
      @t.s.5094 3 года назад +13

      truly motivational

    • @alitanguy9393
      @alitanguy9393 3 года назад +2

      Thats so #deep #motivational

  • @lilithtetterton5014
    @lilithtetterton5014 3 года назад +1840

    Kurtis clearly doesn't know about American schools, that bit he did was literally a reenactment of my high school years

    • @whizdom4852
      @whizdom4852 3 года назад +45

      Seriously 🤾

    • @jkelly6225
      @jkelly6225 3 года назад +17

      🤸‍♀️🤸

    • @stevenecarrier
      @stevenecarrier 3 года назад +92

      Yeah these types of people were always speaking at my grade school and high school. It was so cringe

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +13

      that’s very sad
      disappointed but not surprised 😔😔

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +18

      I went to Business Club conventions (FBLA/DECA) in high school… it gave me war flashbacks lol

  • @denku2446
    @denku2446 3 года назад +1261

    I cannot help but feel intensely anxious and mortified for the people getting bullied on stage for motivational speaking. Like if that were me I'd commit die right there on the spot from sheer anxiety. The dude from the wheelchair part looked so uncomfortable and I just would like to give him a hug or something holy shit.

    • @gel6865
      @gel6865 2 года назад +43

      fr me too id be crying on the stage 😃

    • @jonh3141
      @jonh3141 2 года назад +16

      I would be so angry you have no idea

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara Год назад +5

      I'd be so embarrassed I'd cry omg

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy Год назад +1

      yeah it's especially uncomfortable because it looks like in the 54 minute video that he was up there for a large chunk of the seminar. poor guy, to attend a seminar by your 5 year hero in PERSON just to be singled out & berated by him :( I can't imagine that this helped him

    • @an_avidpanda_lover8349
      @an_avidpanda_lover8349 20 дней назад

      Power Move: Tell him to shut the hell up, cuz his words are meaningless to you. Watch how quickly his fragile masculinity crumbles.

  • @anonymousanonymous1338
    @anonymousanonymous1338 2 года назад +4

    I had a teacher once say “this class will motivate you to be better than you thought you could be” then proceed to go over an entire chapter of math in 1 hour because “if you aren’t smart enough to understand it you aren’t smart enough to be in this class.”

  • @mrwassef
    @mrwassef 3 года назад +650

    You can’t convince me that Owen isn’t just an overly dramatic acting coach.

    • @checkmattee222
      @checkmattee222 3 года назад +5

      Acting coach? Nuh he's an overly dramatic acting loser.

  • @Flopfist
    @Flopfist 3 года назад +506

    Dude looks like hes the substitute teacher that every class would bully and he has the nerve to call someone a 3 in front of a crowd of people. How did he not get heckled off stage

    • @imperfectly_megan
      @imperfectly_megan 3 года назад +25

      Ohhhhh I thought he was calling the man a toddler. Like "you're acting like you are 3"

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo 3 года назад +15

      Bc there wasn’t enough people in the audience to heckle him

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 3 года назад +1

      @@imperfectly_megan hehehhe that is so funny! had me smiling !!

  • @katiegrace11
    @katiegrace11 3 года назад +2164

    This notification made my day

  • @jaydenpreciado
    @jaydenpreciado 3 месяца назад +2

    8:45 as a former wheelchair user, that’s not always true, my friends were still assholes when I was in the wheelchair, they just made more cripple jokes