Ridiculous Safety TikToks
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2021
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Babe are you okay? You've barely touched your 87 nails and 7 push pins 🥺
Lol 🤣
I can't with this comment!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ugh... I can't do this anymore. There's someone else.
“Please don’t play with your nails!”
I don’t... wanna talk about it 😔👉🏻👈🏻
"safety village" sounds like the most violently canadian thing I've ever heard
It was so hype man
we had safety town in my area in the US
We’ve got an insurance city here in Florida. Where you learn about insurance and taxes
@@Tea-chip That is the most violently non Floridian thing I've ever heard of.
We had one in Texas that used to be really popular, not sure about now
i had no idea taunting highway lions was illegal i've been doing it for decades
As someone who lives in a world of jumanji...yeah we were taught not to tauny highway lions when they appear from time to time
The FBI will be at your door shortly. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Ladies and gentlemen we got her.
Same, my favourite hobby is ruined now ☹
thats weird. BUT IF ANOTHER GODAMN BEE FLIES OUT OF MY TRUNK
I really appreciate the accuracy of how uncomfortable it is to think of what to say when someone knocks on the door in a public bathroom.
I always let out a demonic screech and say occupied in a goblin voice. Your welcome.
@@thebestfishinthesea speaking of this, lol I’m an trans man but I often get babied for being very fem presenting and looking young. New favorite prank is to say ‘thank you~’ in the deepest masc voice I can.
@@thebestfishinthesea Sweet, I'm going to try this next time it happens.
@@thebestfishinthesea I just cackled so loud. I will try that! Thanks!
idk I just say come in
Don’t worry guys, he’s compromising for shaving his moustache off by growing his mullet until he looks like a country Rapunzel
“and at last i yee yee the light”
We related?
@@emilybevenour5561 LMAOAO
Have you ever smelled a freshly cut open papaya? Stanky
@@emilyhopkins3509 had to do it to em
As a former home depot employee I can confirm that watching people get their asses ripped from toilet seats is a daily part of the job
painful I know
You must’ve also have people ordering the usual pins and nails
daily??
as a current Home Depot employee, I can give a current confirmation that yes this is what we do
nice basara icon
I used to work at Home Depot and I can confirm, whenever someone got their ass glued to a toilet we all had to drop whatever we were doing to go watch or else we'd be fired
I was removed from a sex ed seminar (6th grade) because they tried to tell us you could get aids by just touching someone with it. I was pissed. My cousin has had aids for a very long time and I knew how wrong that was. I threw a fit and once my parents found out why, they did the same. The next year they updated their curriculum apparently to promote facts. But I have to state that these videos were unhinged. The animation was wild. It was like watching Street Sharks teaching sexually transmitted diseases. It was not Jawsome.
My uncle is still alive and doing well. He was one of the few who was given the, as he calls it, “magic cocktail” when they were testing out various medications. He’s happy, has a fab husband, owns an art gallery, and still lives in his home state of South Dakota. Surprisingly the town he lives in all the residents are so very understanding and not judgmental. This is jawsome.
Sorry this was random but it reminded me of the stupid safety videos and seminars they made us watch. Also this happened in the early 90s at a US public school.
Also, anytime my bestie smokes weed, he’s gotta shit. So there’s that.
🎉JAWSOME🎉
This is the best comment I've ever read. It was truly 🎉jawsome🎉
F FR f
That uncle is a legend
You sound like an amazing Nephew / Neice, and your parents are amazing too. Thank you. That's beautiful, and probably saved some lives too! I also have an family member with AIDS and he's probably the healthiest person in our family, and looks like a body builder. It honestly amazes me. He's incredibly strong mentally. He went through some horrible times in the 80's, doctors denying him care, or outright being disgusted with him. What an awful feeling. The one time I went to get an HIV test because I was scared, the Indian man at the counter LOUDLY explained what it was to everyone around us. When I asked him if that was necessary to mention to everyone, he gave me this look that said "You disgust me, and I don't care"... This was last year in 2022. People are fking weird and cruel.
jawsome 🎉
we may have lost the mustache but we still have the mullet and that’s what really matters
Cant wait for one of these times where the mullet is gone but the moustache remains
@@Deej210 i will riot
Amen 🙏
@@Deej210 it will cause rioting, pain and, heartache
@@Deej210 if the mullet goes away our mayor will be impeached
As a Home Depot employee I can confirm that's literally what training videos are like
i came here to comment this it was way too similar LMAO
omg yeah ! it’s so accurate. we have to see those safety vids once a month and it always talks abt core values lol
Can't wait for the InFocus to finally be about something other than safe lifting and instead be about proper procedure when a customer Loctites their ass to a toilet seat
Do you go by the rules of "S G B D"?
they’re literally so dumb i’m always like ...
i work at home depot and i cannot overstate how hard you nailed that employee video
are you there when women get glued to toilets
@@oakquercus we have to pry women off of toilets just about every other day
to give a sense of scale, what kind of power tool do you recommend he try in order to achieve the same force of future nail insertions?
@@Mauzeah the most expensive one
@@erinsharingrefrigerator?
Canadian Parliament: "Who can we get to teach kids that talking to strangers is bad?"
Mustached Kurtis: "I'm your huckleberry."
These puns makes me want to swallow 87 nails and 7 push pins while being glued to a toilet seat. Bee careful guys
These tik toks make me wanna go back to my mothers womb and never be born
Such an oddly specific torture lol
@@DyslexicMitochondria Sweet channeI u got there bud
These puns truly are hard to swallow.
SOLID comment
Throwing in “would you like another nail? 🥺” was absolutely god tier Kurtis you fucking won RUclips
amen
frrr
Yesssss 👏🏽
Wait didn’t we go to high school together??
Don’t you work at the hospital with me?
I like how it’s so specifically 87 nails as if swallowing 86 nails would be perfectly healthy.
There was a safety place like that near me that everyone went to the summer before first grade, and they gave you a little diploma at the end of the week. I remember them showing us videos of things like a girl running on a pool deck, only to slip, fall, and break both legs. That week scarred me for life.
do u remember what the vid was called?
”be careful” almost sounds like a threat now
Went to school with a guy who rarely talked but would tell people "be safe" when they left a room. This feels similar, lol.
@@ashpitash2360 I worked with a girl who would always say “good luck” when you left the break room/the store fbdjsjakak definitely gives off the same energy
be careful....................... :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
@@mr-hoe that's alotta double chins
@@melanielennon635 i always tell people good luck if they’re going to the bathroom
The woman who created Gert and Burt, the "Stay Alert, Stay Safe" bunnies was a Canadian mom whose child got kidnapped and eventually was found murdered, possibly killed by a serial child predator. She created the bunny safety mascots to teach children about being safe in various circumstances where they might encounter strangers without having a trusted adult around. Her hope was to prevent what happened to her child from happening to any others.
That’s so sad!!! But it’s awesome she was able to create something to help others.
🥺
Sad
thats cool actually
Smoke actually calms bees down, so the people from the house fire skit are actually pretty safe in terms of bees. My mom keeps some bees and she has this fancy thing for releasing smoke at the bees before she handles them. (I'm not terribly knowledgeable because I am afraid of the bees regardless.)
Actually, the man who ate 87 nails and 7 push pins didn’t eat them after an argument. The Doctors who removed them therorised he did it because he was suicidal after getting into a fight with his girlfriend.
Dude all I’m gonna say is that Kurtis’ jokes slap way harder when you haven’t slept in two days, like imagine being hella sleep deprived and getting shown a video of an imaginary old lady opening her trunk to find a swarm of bees.
shit now i gotta do this
Just do drugs :)
@@iang1650 i currently cannot so it looks like the only drug i’ll be doing is sleep deprivation :)
i'll be glad to tell you i'm watching this at like 3am my time & fucking dying of laughter i highly recommend
THIS IS SO
EXCEPTIONALLY TROO
These tiktoks are visual representations of my anxiety thinking of every worst case scenario
Oh my god yes
yea i thought of that while watching all of these scenarios too
Wait till you find out that they are all real news stories.
@@maxgray9919
wait for real-?
@@maxgray9919 say sike rn
I was so scared of that 2nd story that I didn’t swallow my 87 nails and 7 push pins for weeks afterwards
I can’t believe kurtis has eaten 262k nails (and 7 push pins)
He must have an iron stomach
The Katy from Goat Story cameo was revolutionary
That's so smart I love that!
I thought the same
@@obi-wankenobi2392 Hello there general kenobi
me and my brother literally reference that on a daily basis, the reference was perfect.
i literally gasped-
If I said I didn’t audibly scream after that Goat Story reference, I’d be lying...
nice name
I read that as “cream” instead of “scream” and now I want to die
@@welpwelp9996 YES MAMI I WANT ANOTHER NAIL PLSSSS 🥵💦
@@welpwelp9996 I hate myself 😂
Don’t you mean... lion *wink wink*
8:56
“Us two.”
But there’s four.
*THERE’S FOUR.*
*Too
@@chadbroskisnicefood4635 r/whoosh
Two + Two = Four
Liberals owned 🤪
So after rewatching this video for the umpteenth time, I got curious about some of these weirdly specific ones, like the 87 nails or the home depot toilet, and they are actually news stories. The nails one happened in China, the bees one was in Los Angeles, and the woman in the Home Depot clip actually looks kinda like the real woman who ended up suing Home Depot. I'm starting to think all of these are based on real stories...
Yeah they are, they are just completely removed from all forms of context for some reason :0
My eight year old cousin came in and said “who’s the Rat Man?” and pointed at Kurtis and everyone in the grocery store started clapping. Merry Christmas!
HAHAHAH
Omg Happy Birthday to your grandma Ariana Grande ! 🎉
I LOVE THIS COMEMENT HAHAHASKFKDSP
Tell your lover and ex-wife, Winston Churchill, I said hello
Happy Halloween to you too!
why is no one talking abt the fact that the nails were in the guy’s lungs and not his stomach????? lmao
Snorting nails
@@gregoryford2532 not it's too high and too far to the side
@@deathvideogame BAHAHA
@@gregoryford2532 If your an alien or have have a mutation that switched them around
@@olechkagoncharova9157 so, not 7 pushpins?
Not Kurtis being the youngest man alive and Kurtis’s knees begging to differ 😭
I keep coming back to this video just to see his reaction to 13:44 it kills me every single time😭😭
Kurtis without a mustache makes him look even younger he's gaining more power.
Whats the flag in ur pfp
why hello fellow lesbian
@@xx_f1nn_fr3ak_xx awesome
Hello little stinker guy named Greg living in kurtistown.
You look like shuichi ngl
The 'stache comes and goes, BUT THE MULLET IS FOREVER
YES
NO
The stache always stays
ok
MULLETS FOR LIFE
"...eh..whh...fuckin...pardon??...man??" Your reaction to the 🍁 one was so perfect🤣
I’m crying. It’s almost 4:30am. This video is genius
If Prince Philip was still alive, this video would've killed him instantly
it did
i-
So I lowkey hate that I found out about his death from this comment
@@rhiannawolf LMAO
Dubs.
Idk where to say this so I'll just put this here. I had a dream last night that Kurtis uploaded a new video called "Does Danny Gonzalez Like Farts?" And the thumbnail is Kurtis kinda shrugging and Danny is bald and looking confused. And I still want to watch this fictional vid
does he tho
I want to see it
@@polarizeddisguise that's a question we all want answered
I’m really glad I found this comment
This needs to be a real video. With a bald Danny and everything
I hope we get a part 2 soon… I keep rewatching this video bc it kills me😂
That Home Depot film bit would be considered horror nowadays.
"i'm the youngest man alive", having a knee crack 30 seconds later😂
Time stamp?
@@hidden_jem_ 0:51
i’ve had those since i was 6 :/
@@batvaleska same lmao
@@batvaleska it's a joke
this tiktok account is the embodiment of my anxiety. Just "Be Careful!" and nonsensical scenarios that will never happen playing out repeatedly
The first stories are true.
@@akirachiyoko2134 the woman getting launched at the lions?
@@personmcperson6914 in the world of anxiety, it can be possible
Just eat 87 nails and 7 pushpins
oh my god i hate it that you're right
9:56, things like that have actually happened before, except for the home depot employees. in a mcdonald’s some teenagers put super glue onto a toilet seat and a little girl got stuck to it. she ended up in the hospital after most of the skin on her butt got ripped off and having chemical burns from the glue
I FORGOT ABOUT SAFETY VILLAGE UNTIL THIS MOMENT OMG
It's just like anxiety.
"Be careful."
"Of what?"
"Idk, just be careful."
You can shorten that to B.O.I. to help you remember🧐
You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT
@@danajohnson5398 _FOR WHATTTTTT_
@@danajohnson5398 IM NOT TELLIN’ YOU WHY, YOU BETTER NOT WATCH OUT, BETTER NOOOTTTTTT!!!
@@danajohnson5398 I think about this vine on a daily basis
The Home Depot employees rushing to gawk at the person glued to a toilet seat in the bathroom is the most realistic part of everything
As a Home Depot employee this is very accurate
reminds me of peep show😭😭
If you are that dumb for clout or views... we are gonna look at the shot show.
that’s actually a real story omg
@@joshroehl6098 something i've always wondered about you Josh is how the fuck you have 1k subscribers?
Who listened to your music and thought
"This is good music i shall subscribe to this man to hear more"
LMAO WHEN THE "WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER NAIL" GIRL POPPED OUT I LOST IT I WASNT EXPECTING THAT WHEN YOU SAID THE NEW GIRL WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING
I had a safety village field trip once, that shit was terrifying. there was a scenario where a little kid celebrates their Barbies birthday, but they leave a candle lit and run off. then it's dark, there's red and pink led lights and smoke machines and loud shit everywhere. it was terrifying for me as a 2nd grader it was probably nothing
Kurtis could literally be anywhere between 16 and 30 years old.
HE JUST HIT THREE MIL I WAS LOOKING AT HID PAGE LIKE 2 HOURS AGO
@@chloe-su2ur okay????? No one asked?
@@pelicanine couldnt care less ngl
@@pelicanine let the person have their moment
38*
The idea of Kurtis’ record time speed run in a public bathroom being 11 minutes is hysterical
I havent watch the video wtf😭
He’s confirmed it
@@mathilde5776 why scroll the comments then?
@@Snocone333 short attention span
Snocone333 yeah i have a short attention span cause of tiktok🤕
7:33 THE GOAT STORY REFERENCE HOLY SHIT THIS MAN IS A GENUIS
I watch this video everytime I see it in my reccomeneds and it never misses
The one with the guy swallowing 87 nails.....it was so realistic, they really nailed it.
Nice one
And there’s the door
@@octorat8481 the home depot door
@@octorat8481 don't be such a *tool* haha
@{misutae} NO
And 7 pushpins
I'm always amazed at how he can keep jokes recurring but never make them boring
He watch enough manswers
I was thinking the same thing
Yeah and someone mentioned how that’s how family guy writes there jokes. How one joke said first in the scene will come back and than gives us room the breath and not think about it and then the episode ends with the same joke. Honestly it’s very creative but I wish family guy had better writing.
@@takomasmith8246 it's nothing new. It's called a running gag/joke
When there are home depot jokes you'll never get bored
Or rather
You'll always get board
kurtis i know you probably arent going to see this comment but i legitimately appreciate the extra greeting, it was one of the main things that made me subscribe
same i'm so sad that he stopped doing it but on the other hand he really just was tired of it
Honestly, taking a good drag then screaming my lungs out for one sec sounds very relieving, like relaxing. Can learn a lot from that video. Lmao
I love how Kurtis looks equally ashamed and super excited right before he makes a terrible joke
Me too Carla, me too
@@tamara9181 Me too ~Tamara~, me too
@@m0ssy_g0bl1n me too ACE TELLERUBIE, me too
@@brutus3631 Me too Brutus. Me too.
@@aja6724 me too, Aja, me too
remember: if your partner says they will swallow 87 nails and 7 push pins if you break up w them, do it anyway bc they have leenbibles to teach them how to be safe
hey op reading this comment before watching the video made me have a stroke and die tysm
what about a girlfriend
@@user-qn6xn5kp5m idk bout you but I’d die
@@redacted3013 i eat nails and push pins for a living
@@user-qn6xn5kp5m ohh right! i will edit the comment
IM BEGGING FOR A PART 2
You don’t know what I would do to watch this for the first time again.
the trick to avoid a fire is to stay perfectly still and wait until it goes away
As a firefighter, I can confirm this is true 👩🏽🚒
Lol, which also what you do when there is a 🐝
crying😭😂
It's true, if you don't move, the fire can't see you
@@I_Think_You_Should_Leave No no no. With bees you roll on the ground and use a fire extinguisher 🧯
i have no clue how kurtis *somehow* manages to incorporate goat story into his videos. a real genius
What..😟
Imagine the people who didn’t see the goat story videos they are probably so confused ☠️☠️
"Im sure they just reused it once afterwards and everyone fucking lost their mind about it so they were like you know what fuck it keep doing that"
Would you like another nail sir
-lady
I lost my shit when Katy popped in. Genius shit
I am a Home Depot employee and I can confirm all of this is true
I feel crazy because I 1000% remember these exact type of videos on RUclips years ago. It’s literally the same animation style too! It was an account that would animate the most out of pocket news stories. I still remember the one of a dude in Walmart who just grabbed a knife and started cutting himself. The fact I haven’t seen anyone point this out makes me feel like I imagined them 😭
Fyi: Former Home Depot employee here and the ass glued to a crapper situation actually happened. A "prankster" got clear industrial adhesive from the aisle and a different customer then went in some time later and got stuck. The poor bastard was older so I think he just wasnt strong enough to get up before the glue set. Fire and ambulance came and had to shut off water system, unbolt the toilet with him attached, then trot him thru the store and into ambulance.
Jesus Christttt, what happened to the toilet, it was just an unwilling participant, I have to know where it ended up, it didn't deserve this
@@MartianCandies nobody knows. List to anals of history and legend.
@@kyleeconrad lol anals nice
That poor man 🥺
poor guy
"be careful, man swallows 87 nails and 7 push-pins" sounds like some kind of ominous math problem
WHAT'S THE ANSWER
Travis swallowed 87 nails and 7 push-pins. He is bleeding out at a rate of 2 milliliters per second. How fast does the ambulence have to travel to get to the hospital before Travis has bled to death?
@@therealdarklizzy .001 mph. (I'm a prodigy :)
@@MidnighttArtz r/theydidthemath
@@therealdarklizzy THIS HAS GOT TO BR THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER READ OH MY GOD
Watching this now I completely forgot about the extra greeting… it’s been so long lol
"Would you like.....anothah naeil?"
"Sure! *Fucking dies* "
I literally can never predict the direction of any one of Kurtis’ sketches, it’s so wild how every single one just takes such a left turn lmao
Ikr 🤣😆
Yes and then they are the ones that are just exactly the joke he just did. I never know which one it will be
14:54 was probably a skit about Kurtis' internal battle with his inner critic!
Life Hack: if you predict the sketch is gonna end in gay love you're often right
* turd *
had fun watching this while snacking on my 87 nails and 7 push pins.
don’t forget your 7 almonds as well
BE CAREFUL
Be careful 😔
@@lianair4383 87 nails and 7 push pins can’t hurt you if you have no weakness
what? you only ate 87 NAİLS AND 7 PUSH PİNS pffft i eat at least 174 nails, 14 push pins and 20 needles and heat them with a blowtorch
2:25 we have something like safety village here in texas, it’s called safety city and it’s the same concept except they did a fake fire while you were in a room, still haunts me
Lol for me (i live in the second smallest country in the world) so we go to the circus building and they guve us a vr and there is a flood simulation bc of the flood alex and so yeh
Coming back to this video 2 years later, the 87 nails and 7 push pins thing was actually a real thing that happened in china, the dude just did that in a fit of rage after fighting w his gf. Still a crazy psa
kurtis out here bringing back our unnecessary Goat Story trauma
Would you like another nail?
Why trauma? It's actually a pretty clever movie full of references to central european history and myths. It's just not a kids movie and obviously people who don't know the references (like people from NA) won't like it.
No, it’s absolutely necessary
@@antlereddruid8359 You can't decide what traumatizes people 😂
@@cryingfools I mean, while true, I doubt Kurtis' Goat Story Vid was one of them, only because Kurtis was there.
rest in peace kurtis’s moustache, you would have loved fearless (taylor’s version)
Rest in pete
and to think she released it just today😔✨
i love this comment so much
Rest In Peace princess Diana. Rest In Peace, love
Kurtis pin this comment it’s great
I like how the scenario with the smoke-screaming/poop-smearing guy was the only video where the Home Depot employees didn’t burst in. Like even they didn’t wanna subject themselves to that.
I hope Kurtistown has a lot of highway lions. Best highway feature ever
ok admit it, that was a smooth transition to the reference to Goat Story
The way I both was so took by surprise but also not surprised at all💀
fr
That transition was genius
@@joshroehl6098 brooooooo i love that
Indeed
ahh yes. everyone’s favorite nicki minaj song: bees in the chunk
I always sing it as bees in my cup
Chunk?
Bees in the chump be-bees in the chunks
Trunk? Am i gonna end up in r/wooosh?
@@Dubbledgr it's just that when he said it it sounded like "chunk" bc you couldn't hear the r lol
I love when kurtis brings all jokes together by the end
Kurtis is literally the most Canadian person I’ve ever seen online.
Kurt these sketches are getting more and more out of hand... they're beginning to feel like mini fever dreams
Idk how to explain it but I know exactly what you mean
The way I gasped when he said Safety Village
Southern Ontario solidarity 😩😩
SAMEEE
the amount of memories I have from that place-
YESSS
Hi, was there actually a fake dead body under the ice of was that a joke that kurtis made because that's terrifying
Finally, the southern Ontario representation we deserve
13:43 Kurt when he's handcuffed for the holidays
I lived in Canada for a few years in elementary school and Safety Village was always the most exiting day of the year.
I almost died out of laughter, Kurtis, why didn’t you put a “be careful” warning? Do you want to kill your citizens?
YOU WERENT NICE ENOUGH OH NO
His twin who edits his videos is jealous and he will not rest till he kills all of Kurtistown
@@GA_131 OH GOSH
Rosnd work ahdbd uh yena I sier hpep it does
You are a treasure for this!! Hope Nicksnotgreen is still editing these videos!
the clip of kurtis's knee cracking while he is doing an extremely gremlin-esque little dance is simply criminally underrated. i'm losing my fucking mind
I love your pfp for some reason
Time stamp pls?
@@lexrayvision 1:32
it gives me big "my bones are getting squishy" vibes where the boy breaks his wrist from holding a door
@@DeeJame thanks :)
i think i've watched this video like 15 times in the past two months, this might be my favorite kurtis video ever
I love how Curtis quotes Goat story on a regular basis now
A goat story callback? A fresh faced Kurtis? What did we ever do to deserve this? 😩🙏🏻
Shawty like a melody in my head
speedrun callback and an interchangable dating app joke also? this is amazing content
This is honestly the biggest highlight of 2021. It's been confirmed. Nothin can beat this XD
Oh didn’t expect you to be here
Hi
AH I’m subscribed to you! You’re vids are so positive while you’re critiquing vocal performance and really show off your love of music
Man, don't you just hate it when you're in a heated discussion with your neighbor, and he just conjures two fully loaded and cocked crossbows?
If I had a penny for every time that happen... dude I’d be rich
@@sophiaslater5173 you prob have 100 pounds
Happened today! Only because I ate his 87 nails 7 pins
I CANT STOP DOING IT
THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER
@@ashtonsmith1730 bri'ish
This is the most criminally underrated Kurtis Conner video. Literally his obra maestra, and it's a video about heckin. Safety Tiktoks.
"You can be careful and still have horrible things happen, just ask my parents."- Kurtis Conner, 2021
As an employee at the home depot I can confirm that these are indeed our core values
I can confirm I was the floor
please tell me they made the "on board" joke in your training videos
I can confirm i was the counter
Your profile pic makes this 10x funnier bro
please tell me y'all randomly burst into rooms
all kurtis wanted to do was dance like a sway boy but his bones just decided to sound like a fresh bowl of rice krispies on a Saturday morning
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS PLSSSS
HAHAHAHDHD PLEASEE
HAHAHA
Too bad his bones dont get squishy
@@causewhynot7957 his bones have already slowly melted, like a chocolate bar in the hot sun.
always be careful when diving to avoid delta p situations
"Now watch me whip"
Kurtis: *dabs*
manifesting kurtis being on SNL one day, these sketches are 87/10
87... nails? 😏
@Kristian Alexis yes yes, excuse my lack of speech. I had a nail in my throat 😔 thank goodness that doctor was happy to help me... literally
he does lowkey have kyle mooney energy tbf 👀
*87/7
adult swim seems more fitting but yeh u rite
that home depot horror segment is pure and unmatched art
Based on a real story too!
Especially with the Home Depot music - just brilliant
I heard the Home Depot music and got freaked out that I knew and couldn’t place it and then it hit me. Spooky stuff man, spooky stuff
it killed me that he ended the video with it
shit scared the fuck outta me
That home depot employee skit scared the shit out of me im not ashamed to admit
the world definetely needs a part 2 of this video.