the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much
Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!! .... I hope u understand 😞.
no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!! You've changed Evan.. You've changed..
Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation
Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*
I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with
i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore
my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.
"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one
okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-
The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun
Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video
I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane
Yeah, if you mention being a young woman in literally any context, you’re gonna get some crazy private responses. I had to delete it bc I was too obsessed with posting outlandish things like that just to see how people would approach lol
You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a RUclipsr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog
@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way
Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner
Seeing that this is how most people view whisper is so strange to me bc I use Pinterest and all the whisper images I see on there are like “goth women are literally so cool” or “Black women yall are gorgeous ilysm” or a picture of a bunch of girls hanging out at a sleepover with the caption “men will never understand how healing this is”
I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.
My deepest darkest secret is that when I was young, I wished on the full moon that my dad would just go away and I would never have to see him again...he passed a few years later. The only way I've been able to cope with this is by making really dry dead dad jokes to unsuspecting victims. I still make wishes on the full moon, but I also the the power it holds.
I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it
The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will
@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)
what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon
my headphones disconnected the moment he said "i love talking quiet" and i watched for like 30 seconds in silence before i realized he wasn't making a joke
actually, thats a philosophy called antinatalism! some people who believe in it are shitty and use the wrong logic but apart from thats its really interesting.
I present my idea for a new app: SHOUT, where you anonymously write very personal secrets and they release your full name, address, and social security number
Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;) There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"
The reason the images in the background are so weird is because Whisper just picks a random google image based off whatever it thinks is the topic of the post- and most people don't care enough to change it. So it's unlikely that many of these people actually picked those pictures, its just the default ones.
I had a brief stint looking at whisper and you used to be able to pick the background? This was like five years plus ago mind you so who knows these days.
![I.N "HALLUCINATION" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/n5B5q1Hwt_U/mqdefault.jpg)
The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew
@Rachel Hay the *holy* trinity
@@benedictdwyer2608 *NO*
How dare you?!? You'll summon Fedora Drew!
I read this RIGHT when he popped up om the screen
Ah yes Fedora Drew
Where was Fedora Drew? Did I miss a vid?
whisper: "smack cam"
kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*
wholesome? a man got burned alive lmao
@@blue-dabad33 but hey atleast 6am hotdog
@@leewhyyoudontknow_bro y e s
420 likes
i have an oc named peter i should animate that
the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much
I know! How did he even get so much in that closet?!
It's a lifestyle.
such good practical effects!!
I haven't finished the video yet and this comment scares me
@@hiraeth4801 oh ur in for a treat, the pissing has yet to begin
6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable
like it isn’t relatable
like it's relatable
You don't have a pee drawer?
“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”
Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!!
.... I hope u understand 😞.
WHAT! Sadie how DARE you. We're over, don't talk to me again and get OUT of- wait this is your house. BYE
no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!!
You've changed Evan.. You've changed..
@@nitzmilky7246 this is so gold and underrated oh GOD
HOW CAN I TRUST YOU SADIE. YOU LIED TO ME! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU WERE A KETCHUP GIRL😒
Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation
Yeaahhh
That’s me, there’s always too many.
I still get upset with myself when I forget something that I thought was funny though 😭😭
Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*
@@yikes2599 I dig MrNutcracker. And MrG is pretty cool too. And other MrG. Yall cool.
All three yall pretty cool.
I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with
i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore
also Jenna I'll need you to film a smack cam
I see that pfp everywhere o_o
And a tampon lol
I'm sure he already had the Wii and hot dogs probably, and hat. maybe not the face paint tho
🤣🤣🤣
Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit
69 xD
So would you say you're in tiers?
@@jacobhake342NOOOOOOO-
my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.
fr
His voice reminds me of Sherman, from mr.pee body and Sherman
so true, I love that
ok emily.
obamna moment
I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history
You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"
"pee drawer"
“ hot dog”
KDHSHEVE
HAHHAHA MERTHY
@@karmaakabane4548 huh
the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos
And the pee closet too
The Smurf bit will probably be in there as well
and the 6am hotdog over the burning casket
And the tier list about controllers that are the easiest to shove up your ass LMAO
don’t even get me started on six am hotdog
the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated
This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it
How honoured do you feel about kurtis hearting your comment?
I mean, true facts tho. Besides it's always entertaining to watch Kurtis do a million wild skits
@@whale7056 they should be *VERY* honored
@@whale7056 pretty damn honored gotta say
same
I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting
he's clearly being possessed
you almost see is soul dieing each time he says it lol poor guy
He’s so selfless 😔
Except that one time 😌
@@TreeFrog747 he's so soulless.
The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe
KTU- KURTIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
I'm honestly so happy I didn't watch this before sleeping
kurtis cinematic universe iceberg
Ikr, I haven't laughed so hard in a while like wtf
Kurtis town universe
the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious
therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist-
smurf kurtis conner:
Smurf Kurtis Conner: *ominous heavy breathing *
Smurfis Conner
@@bettysbois1919 omg XD! Thats great!
that was blursed
That bit *reaaally* came out of left field
“Whispers have progressively gotten more insane over the years.” So have you Kurtis, so have you.
Agreed
@Joshua EdwinRoehl stfu
yes.
Kurtis is Whisper, confirmed
disliked on accident
but it’s ok
i changed it to a like ;)
it’s like kurtis is trying to break the record for most skits in a youtube video
obamna skit man
O
Obanma
Obamna
@@Ahmedwhy2007 obamna.. that’s deep bro
He even got danny doing more skits
fr
You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies
yesss, also love ur pfp
“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021
I read this right as he said it lmao
thats something you dont wanna hear out of context
He isn't joking, either. He very much could xD
i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons
You’re onto something...
Oh I thought that had been established
“King Bach pulls out a comically large set of claws and approaches Kurtis” “only a slice!” “Only a slice!” Repeats king Bach
"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one
wh. what's the drake and Josh one
@@maligulant4396 i think its “i dont control the speed at which lobsters die” but i may be wrong
@@maligulant4396 i think it was "so there i was, my foot's stuck in the toilet, the dog's going crazy, and i only had one pie left"
@@apollohoundd that's the one
@@apollohoundd I would love to know how high the writer was when they created that 👌 line.
I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.
he did it on his podcast 😔
This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.
I was thinking the same thing lmao
He made 1 with only skits so it’s not
fr
But I’m not complaining
Mmm, love ur pfp 👀
the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law
you get it 😎
when worlds collide
@@kurtisconner greetings from Argentina! your videos help me improve my english, thank you very much
i am high rn and that was literally the most inane sketch ever
@@arc.the.sharky you can run
this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper
Who wouldn't be embarrassed? 😂💀
yeah, he wouldn't wanna piss his pants out of embarassment, would he?
Well if he does, he needs to be careful. The wii doesn't have a flange so it can easily get lost
Don’t make him pee his pants
@@detectivedance no... We save that for the drawer.
As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing
I like ur pfp protogens are so cool
hell yeah let's go proot monster drinkers
How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform
Lots of practice and consistency
also making all characters of the skit connected
okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-
@bubbles bunny it’s just cause normally stuff like that rhymes,, but it straight up ended with “get shot by a gun” LOL
i laughed so hard
Bro I was the same when the smurf pulled out the wii remote 😂
Don't be scared, finish your sentence.
The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun
Wait!! That's not how you are supposed to eat it?? wtf?
Wiener slapped on a bun is my senior quote
@Tuna Fish Wait!! you eat those types of hotdogs?? wtf?
You’re gonna heat up a hotdog at 6 am??
Good can you see the temperature threw your screen
Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video
“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”
you spelt his second name wrong lol
My sister and me
Watching this at 4:19 am lmao
lol
Why did you wake up at 3:00
when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked
ME TOO WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY
A. The only only problem problem that As x. The
ME TOO I SPIT MY WATER OUT
@@zandriamoffett5896 yeah ❤
IK THAT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane
HOLY SHIT WHAT
Yeah, if you mention being a young woman in literally any context, you’re gonna get some crazy private responses. I had to delete it bc I was too obsessed with posting outlandish things like that just to see how people would approach lol
i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness
Me too
Happens to the best of us
Tragic 😔
And we're here for it
u said it first
"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes
You can hear it in Drew’s voice
Or a card from cards against humanity 😂😂
Sounds like he’s about to say sexy and I know it
It sounds like part of his pictureofahotdog.com ads
i didn’t think anything was gonna be funnier than “6am hotdog” but “smack cam 😔” hit me like a bus
Same 😂
*hit u like a smack cam
You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a RUclipsr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see:
6am hot dog
Can we appreciate the fact that all of Kurtis's skits connect to each other? Kurtis Cinematic Universe, baby
It’s the KCU. We’re taking over the world.
@@kayawhitton4806 Kurtis Chicken Ufried
The kcu
balance, baby.
@@elliotsmelliot yeah in the two pretty bfs vid he mentions in the airport skit that due to the last skit he was late for an interview
When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not
can also confirm that is based
ohhh shii did you know they can literally see your location?
@An oven depends on if you used it or not i think
i did this too 😭
Edgy
As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face
i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO
And also poking the camera with a hotdog while evilly chuckling to himself
adds to the charm 😌
I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂
Kurtis' skits are the emotions I can't explain to my therapist.
Same.
Yup
I need a therapist
Next time I go to therapy I’ll just show my therapist a video of Kurtis'
@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way
Choose your fighter:
“im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko
“im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner
ooooh thas hard
I chose believe
BOTH
can i have both??
Coko dy
The chemistry you have with yourself is everything I wish for
Me too ✋
Idk if this is a self roast or not
S*lki stans:
Kurtis has that 2012 onceler-core appeal
Same I wish I had that kind of self chemistry
Seeing that this is how most people view whisper is so strange to me bc I use Pinterest and all the whisper images I see on there are like “goth women are literally so cool” or “Black women yall are gorgeous ilysm”
or a picture of a bunch of girls hanging out at a sleepover with the caption “men will never understand how healing this is”
Yeah same 😭
“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth”
kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.
underated comment oh my GOD
Now that's what I call realistic graphics XD
Wait what
TRUEEEE
Welcome, Kurtis, to Knoxville TN
Where meth takes your teeth, and you spend your denture money on more meth.
can we appreciate how he literally painted his entire face blue just for it to be in the video for like 10 seconds
Oh we did
And it worked -- I'm traumatised
He could have done better 😤 I'm not satisfied until I get to see blue-neck Kurtis too
“Batman: Mom found the piss drawer” I’m fucking crying
Batman's true origin story
Honestly so fucking funny
“wanna know how I got this piss drawer”
Moral of the story : 6am hot dog
My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself
Why would that be normal for me? Why?!?
@@missmichelle1290 .
@@missmichelle1290 huh
More like 5 am
I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.
"Tell me, do you pee?" "Yes, in the pee drawer."
And that's the story of how Batman and Superman became friends.
UAHSUDUD MERTHY
I scrolled so far past this comment but was still thinking about it and laughing at it so I had to scroll back up to give it the like
I’m crying 😫 such a beautiful story
i like ur pfp
LMAO
“She had a mouthful of teeth” is the scariest sentence ever
do you not have a mouthful of teeth?
"and that's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore." LMAO
@@alastorbutwithagun you will
She has a handful of fingers
It implies that she has more than just her own teeth in her mouth
12:30 forever one of my favorite skits, not just by kurtis but like EVER
Kurtis : "How much skits do you want in this video?"
Also Kurtis : "yes"
*many
my favorite is just watching all the previous jokes being incorporated into the final sketch, it’s like he has a kcu, a kurtis cinematic universe
ok krusty crab- i mean cristi cab
It’s literally my favorite thing 😂
couldn’t have summed it up better
what if the funeral was actually held at the gaming church from a few videos ago?... 🤔
A KFC, a Kentucky fried connor
Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos
He hates it lmao
every video it sounds more and more passive aggressive
frrrrr
Is saaaad :(
I swear his will to live drains from his eyes after every time he says it
My deepest darkest secret is that when I was young, I wished on the full moon that my dad would just go away and I would never have to see him again...he passed a few years later. The only way I've been able to cope with this is by making really dry dead dad jokes to unsuspecting victims. I still make wishes on the full moon, but I also the the power it holds.
If the wish were why, he would have died right away.
Why did you wish that?
I momentarily forgot Kurtis plays everyone in his skits and was legitimately shocked when Kurtis came out as Tommy like that was a bold casting choice
Same 😭😂
kurtis' sketches are probably the closest things to what my dreams are like when I've eaten cheese
so u only get weirdly insane dreams after you've eaten cheese
what does that cheese to do you
What kinda cheese have you been eating?
@@worldeatjimmy6483 the cheese goat makes
I don't understand this, but I love it🤣🤣🤣
I’m verified on Whisper it’s whatever
Why do all your comments contain the word whatever
how the heck do you get verified on whisper 🗿
DUDE WHAT HAHAHHAA
isn't it supposed to be anonymous tf
King 😩👏👏
ive watched this too many times. it never gets old
No way will Byers pfp twin
@@Nervousyoungmen omg, another fellow one wheat mark fan
my deepest darkest secret: i still haven’t fully recovered from being turned into a dolphin after kurtis used subliminal in his video
hahahah
I thought I was the only one
I still crave raw sardines sometimes
I love this reference. New viewers won’t get it and I love that gatekeeping
thanks to kurtis i'm stuck making dolphin noises ever since that video
I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it
That's pretty accurate. It's like "where was he going with this again?"
@@justSunny7 - I know, it’s like oh now he’s blue - sure 😂
The smurf one ahahahah
"In conclusion, it's awful when people are anonymous online" *This video was sponsored by express VPN*
5:12 as a Dennis, that... Is probably what an alternate reality hipster version of me would be like
Idk why but this Dennis looks vaguely like Danny Gonzales.
Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.
smurtis
smurtis
@@sucrabeille Smurtis
smurtis
for some weird reason, I'm getting the feeling that someone out there is now shipping nutcracker danny and smurf kurtis and idk how to feel about it
kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄
Fr 🙄
Ikr it’s so annoying god
Ugh yes, like just say it 🤨🙄
@@flowerkun767 omg bestie r u a jenozen
@@worm1335 I’m a Tyongf but Jeno is very ‘🥺💔’ so yeah 😋😛
Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i laughed
ok now i’m tempted to make a poster with that on it for my home......
so true
The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭
therapist: blue kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you
blue kurtis:
Blurtis
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
@@gaboh226 😟
I somehow totally missed the “piss drawer” meme, I’ve never seen that before omg that’s fucking hilarious
obamna moment
same😭
Samee
@@Ahmedwhy2007 WHY DO YOU LIKE SAYING OBAMNA IN YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭😭
@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 obamna
“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner
K u r t i s
Dentist contender
@@hannahtimmons4097 Duster Con artist
@@timtam. dusting conmrade
Deep 😔✌️
10:50 the little oh my god is the best part of the video
EZEKIEL.LL
I JUST SCROLLED TO THIS COMMENT RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT 😭
At this point we should have a Kurtis Cinematic Universe
yes
Hopefully Disney doesn’t try to buy him out and ruin his content like they’ve done with every other Cinematic universe.
If there is no green screen in a Kurtis video, did it really happen?
Omg you watch Kurtis I’m so happy
You never know
omg, you watch his Videos?!?! I love your Channel as well as his!
Hold up, hold up, your a kurtistown citizen? I'm so happy now.
you kinda look like phillipa soo
Kurtis's sketches are unparalleled. The sheer absurdity and creativity of them makes these videos fuckin hilarious
was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely
kurtis's sketches have better cinematography, effects, storylines and acting than all netflix original movies combined
Uhhhh
All not cancelled netflix originals*
don’t insult bojack horseman like that
i'd agree if it wasn't for the animated series...
devilman crybaby pretty good
The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will
"You will" that has a threatening energy
@@junomonsoon I don't know what you mean at all :)
i will have this comment carved just so deep in my subconscious for the rest of my life and I don’t know how to feel about that
@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)
what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon
I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer
OHOHOHOHOOOO TOO SOON 😂😭
YOU DID NOT JUST
Ohhhh noooooooooo….
wow, lucky!
maybe...
*cocks gun*
But Alfred might
7:50 I love your jokes so much kurtis. You're a silly oose
my headphones disconnected the moment he said "i love talking quiet" and i watched for like 30 seconds in silence before i realized he wasn't making a joke
I’m sorry that’s hilarious 💀
I thought chihiro was supposed to be good with tech
“friends, family, king bach” i am about to lose my mind
LITERALLY
Dude I died at that
Are we not going to talk about how Kurtis‘s Batman impression was really good?
scrolled for this
don’t you mean.....
very really good
Surprising? Kurtis can do anything I was NOT surprised
Lol
@@marnie6967 oh you got me there 👏🏻
This 4:24 actually only implies that only one girl employee has teeth there could also be one guy who has teeth
The best part of a Kurtis video is how each skit adds up until the last skit references like at least 10 previous skits in the video
I’m gonna try to connect them all
Most ambitious crossover after endgame 💔
The conjunction is real
Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?
@@duckoqx lmao
@@starlightriri BJNKLMKNJBHJNKNM HVBUHIJL 😭😭
@@duckoqx WHAT IS THIS
@@duckoqx WHAT
i remember seeing a whisper that said "having children is unethical" and i think that's why i am the way i am today
I think it depends on the situation but most of the time I agree
Damn I guess we all came from unethical parents😒😒😒😞😞😞😔😔😔😟😟😟😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😣😣😣😖😖😖😫😫😫😢😢😢😭😭😭😱😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰😥😥😥😓😓😓😶😶😶😐😐😐😑😑😑😬😬😬😯😯😯😦😦😦😧😧😧😮😮😮😲😲😲😪😪😪😿😿😿
actually, thats a philosophy called antinatalism! some people who believe in it are shitty and use the wrong logic but apart from thats its really interesting.
@@isha4985 I dont know why it gets so much shit honestly. It's not really an actionable opinion to have, it's more of a philosophy position.
@@sefflikejeff1917 very true!
I’m sick and my neck feels like it’s on fire. So thanks Kurtis Conner for making things just a bit better.
Kurtis Conner: Whisper confessions have gotten so weird
Also Kurtis Conner: *makes this fever dream of a RUclips video*
I present my idea for a new app: SHOUT, where you anonymously write very personal secrets and they release your full name, address, and social security number
They're totally inconsequential and not very interesting secrets
@@joyphil4399 “anybody else wear their socks UNDER their SHOES”
you have to have a username and it's your credit/debit card number
@@imnothollytoday your password is the CVV and if a hacker guesses it wrong once, they get an email with your mother’s maiden name
I feel like that is just twitter
I like to play a little game of “will Kurtis say ‘except that one time’ in his greeting to us?” and I’m never right.
BAHAJSKWKW ME TOO
Im from the future and he WILL say it in the next video
ikr
MEE TOO😭
That got erased from existence when the year ended, tysm
my lockscreen is one of those images, but its a picture of ryan gosling and it says (quotation marks included): "I'm fucking autistic"
thanks. imma steal that idea for my lockscreen now.
Most of kurtis's sketches are like a fever dream
they're all fever dreams lol
Yes. They are. Love it.
kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"
Lmao
How dare you look at MY HISTORY!
@@GINSHOTGUN why are you everywhere i watch lol
Girl you're so pretty omg
@@okcool7892 wait omg you're so nice thank you 🥺
watching the skits makes me feel like ive taken acid
the girl in ur pfp from monster high was how i realised i like girls when i was 9
@@doll1ly glad to know my pfp helps u revisit ur gay awakening
CANADIAN dude who mocked Americans for calling "tuques" "beanies" calls a tuque a beanie! (8:19)
He needs to be arrested
Heya, Québécoise here, sorry to break it to you, but a beanie is a kind of tuque ;)
There's multiple sorts, like "canadian", "pompoms", "rainbow ugliness", "beanie" and "ski balaclava"
The reason the images in the background are so weird is because Whisper just picks a random google image based off whatever it thinks is the topic of the post- and most people don't care enough to change it. So it's unlikely that many of these people actually picked those pictures, its just the default ones.
i came to comment this too lol
So the Whisper app saw “smack cam” and figured the best background photo to relate was a graveyard
@@wonderlust1308 lmao
That's actually such useful information this explains so much
I had a brief stint looking at whisper and you used to be able to pick the background? This was like five years plus ago mind you so who knows these days.