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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2021
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"No signs of breaking up" reads like some kind of weather forecast.
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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My boyfriend is studying meteorology so I should start explaining how I feel about our relationship like that
Also like someone's eagerly anticipating it.
⚠️BREAKING NEWS HURRICANE BREAKUP IS ABOUT TO HIT KURTISTOWN⚠️/j
I'm going to start saying how I feel about my crush like that
Fun Fact: Without his mustache Kurtis is only 5’6”
What’s wrong with 5’6”?!? 😡😡🥵
@@snethies a lot if you’re missing your mustache.
@@snethies is this penguinz0 alternate account?
💀💀
im also 5'6" ^_^
and im 12
"There is no sign of break up anytime soon."
This aged wonderfully as Kurtis is now married.
Right
Whew, when I tell you I was so scared before finishing reading that comment-
I thought you were about to say they broke up
noooooooo i wanted him
@@saebyeok1551woah there
@@saebyeok1551para social check
He predicted the Ace Family’s divorce 😭😭
I came back just to say this 😭
they're getting divorced?
@@ReiAnikaAyanamiyes! People are skeptical they’re lying about the divorce for clout due to Austin lying about his living situation. Watch “spill sesh” vids they’ll have more
@@ReiAnikaAyanami probably another stunt for camera tho not sure
the way i was going to say the same LMAO
These writers aren’t true fans because not ONE of them acknowledged him as the Mayor of Kurtistown
Bro, you have only bots... xD
TRUE
Kurtistown, capitol of Kurtistan
@Crimson Planet Kurth
Credentials: mayor of Kurtis town
Fun fact: kurtis Conner is the oldest woman in America
Lmao
Yes
😂😂😂😂
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um actually hes not a girl hes an boy and also not even oldest also not americs you are the stupid????
Fun fact: kurtis connor is a 47 year old plumber. She is a mother of 3, has blond hair and is well known for being a vegan blogger.
Thank you, I was always wondering what her life was like
Kurtis saying "poutine" ALMOST right, then correcting himself and actually saying "wh0r3" in French was pbly the highlight of this video for me
I live for the Putin, poutine, putain trio of mispronunciation
Why did you write whore in 1337
I came to the comments to see if someone said this lmao
YEAH
I mean, they ARE Canadian food 🤷
“A tree died for that joke” yeah and so did Sirius Black
💀💀
Too soon😔
@@whyamialiteraltrashcan6253 fuck bellatrix, just finished all the movies like last week
Spoilers!
I cosplay Bellatrix and you won't believe the random anger I receive from people.
I dó stay true to the character, so if the person getstoo upset with me and does not back down, I scream Avada Kedavra and skip away.
Kurtis is 5’6”, every time he denies it another inch gets taken away
@@emilyl3952 he let it go since his last video rmb?
@@emilyl3952 He's phasing it out he talks about it on his recent podcast and video :)
I think he’s 5’8
:(
Yep
The ACE family divorce drama foreshadowing is CRAZY
omg i didnt know but that is so funny
that ace family joke in 2024 is...top tier
I'm so sorry that Kurtis had to find out about his brother through google. Why did Will Update and Will Update not tell him about Will Update :(
fr this is just sad
Cuz then they'll have to explain to him why he is the only one who isn't called will update
it's a shame, really
Poor Will :(
I'm so sorry for laughing but like why is this so funny
“Sadly, Conner has a lot of mental health problems”
This completely SLAYED me holy shit
no literally i was CACKLING 😭😭😭
they accidentally started describing me instead of kurtis smh🙄
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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@@annielemon Why do you say that? Being open about mental health doesn't mean you have a lot of mental health problems
@@utuisuus HEY ILY and you matter :)
The part about the Ace funny aged so well in 2024
I CHECKED THE NEWEST COMMENTS JUST TO FIND THIS LMAO
@@matthieubaker4564literally same lmao
the fact that he printed out a picture of sirius black instead of just putting it on the screen is so inexplicably hilarious to me
Fun fact about the internet star Kurtis Conner(nickname Kurtis): He is soon to play the role of the horny weasel in the live adaptation of Barbie's Rapunzel. This is a 100% true.
And get an oscar for it. Yeah its already decided that he is winning.
The director comments: "..no one else could fit the role better .."
XD
His mustache went to audition for the role
🤣
Fun Fact: Kurtis, despite referring to himself as the “Mayor” of Kurtistown, is actually more like a dictator. This is because he has been the leader of Kurtis Town for 7 years now and has been abusing his power to “force people to be nice to him”.
Shhh dont say that, he'll get you if he hears 😟
it's the L A W
I mean in France mayor are elected for six years, maybe Kurtistown's political system is not like other town's. Built different ✨
I don't think so... maybe we don't have a term limits in kurtistown just like the us senate that why most of them are bunch of oldies so as long as he get re-elected he'll never leave...like ever
✨he's not like other mayors✨
Fun fact about Kurtis, he is 57,000 years old, and is posing as a 25 year old to get social media followers. Do not ask me my sources, they are definitely real.
source: trust me bro
11:58 wow, Kurtis is so nice to share his private jet with so many people🤩 What a nice guy!
fact: like all canadians, kurtis’s dad is justin trudeau and his mom is celine dion
His cousin is Justin Bieber and his aunt is Avril Lavigne
Jim Carrey is his older brother
And Drake is his nephew
no that’s danny
his uncle is keanu reeves
The longer Kurtis’ mullet gets, the funnier Kurtis gets.
humour is stored in the mullet
directly proportional
Like that guy from the bible lol
@@lucialay9137 this is killing me
And the less extra greeting he gives...😩😞😭😢😡😫😕😖😣😔😞🤬
10:34 idk why but i found the sped up "5 million dollars" so fucking funny
LMFAO SAMEEE IM CRYING
Who would ever had thought that Kurtis' premonition sketch about the Ace Family divorce would actually go the other way around and have austin crying in the background? Comedy gold 🥇
Furthermore, Kurtis, (known by fans as Kurtis) is an avid collector of Bratz dolls and has been playing with them since he was a child. He is also a virgin, as indicated by the letters on his shelf.
Perfect, just the information I was looking for!
😂😂
this comment is so underrated
Why doesn't this comment has more likes😂
Fun fact: Kurtis Conner is just his nickname and his real name is Danny Gonzalez
until He changed his name to Drew Gooden, some say to match his alias since he is a youtube celebrity
Oh I heard his real name was Cody ko
No dude pretty sure it's noel miller
Actually pyrocinical
@@baconpie1089 lmao isn’t it crazy that after we found out he was pyrocynical he had a car crash, forgot his RUclips, and changed it to imalex.
They forgot to comment on your psychic abilities. The Ace family “divorce” 😂
Fun fact about Kurtis: He's the evil twin of the actual mayor of Kurtis town (The Internet) and is currently impersonating him.
Fun Fact: Kurtis Conner controls time and space; he does this out of spite.
Lmaooo
I admire how Kurtis gives every pun that crosses his mind a fair chance, no hierarchy, no pun left behind, every pun will be said through hell or high water, they’ll all get their chance at stardom
damn, that was well written 😔
@@eee-cd8pk I think it might be my magnum opus, gifted to me by the stars😳😌
shakespeare?
as god intended
There's something about the way you phrased that comment my dude
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HE TOTALLY PREDICTED THE ACE FAMILY DIVORCE?? KURTIS
I KNOW I WAS LIKE??
CONNER
The height thing matters to short girls as well. My mom is 5'3 and in cm that's 161.5. She is very proud of the 0.5 and if you say she's 161 cm she will correct you
im 151 cm and it murders me daily
If his parents were both named Will Update, why would Kurtis’ last name be Conner and not Update? Silly website
Will Conner
Conner? I hardly know her
Kurtis-Conner Update, nickname Kurtis
Kurtis Update Conner, a spinoff of Danny's Update Corner
@@TheGeladoo THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS LMAOOOOOI
“Sadly, Conner has a lot of mental health issues.”
I died at this point 💀
Sadly, Honey-senpai has died three days ago.
@@torinodesignworkshop9816 died from a cavity probably, rip in peace
I love the Ouran high school host club references
I bet it's because some video had him mentioning "being depressed". And whoever was writing this jumped to "clinical depression" and not "This video was posted in 2016. Who WASN'T depressed?"
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watching this as the ace family is actively going through divorce… predicted the future !!
the ace family part😭😭 he predicted ittt
no the “this is sirius” joke almost made me forget about no second greeting 😩😩😩
@Logan You're so bad you need to advertise yourself on a Kurtis video
@great day go to therapy ❤️
@Logan im ashamed to share a name with you
@Logan go logan go away!
@Logan Stop spamming on Danny and Kurtis videos
The author clearly wants your girlfriend. That’s why he was so nice to her and roasted you.
we want all wanna date jenna tho lets be real
@@mollykaye8949 no i wanna date drew, kurtis, and danny at the same time.
@@meco7956 two of them are the same person bud
and when she reads it, she obviously will immediately leave kurtis for this guy... the divorce is coming 😥
holy shit 999 likes lmao
i cant believe kurtis conner never told us about his nickname, i would’ve been calling him “kurtis” this whole time if i had know…
Fun fact about Kurtis: at least his fans do smart
*starts shaking*
fun fact about kurtis conner: his relationship with girlfriend was actually failing as he has had a secret marriage to fellow canadian Howie Mandel for the past 30 years.
woah homie mandel is canadian?
Lol they've been married since Kurtis was -3.
“sadly, Conner has many mental health problems and this is why he has lots of time management issues” SENT ME
ruclips.net/video/DTUIipBl9u0/видео.html🙏❤
Tf are those links?
@@Min-qp9hv spam loll
HEY I hope you have a good day and ily :)
“Sadly, [y/n] has many mental health problems and this is why he has lots of time management issues”
not kurtis talking about the ace family divorce 2 years ago
The way the Ace family got a divorce 2 yrs after this lol😅
Fun fact: Kurtis Conner is 30% tofu and grows grass in his free time.
1k likes no replies damn
im 70% tofu
@@meows6926 uvvvk
@@soulkingabstr4kt887 ঢঢঢঢঢঢ
Imagine a Kurtis town chia pet
Fact about Kurtis: he played the character "goat" a bisexual goat in the award winning movie a goat story which was filmed in Prague and made a total of -500,000$
Fun fact about Drew Gonzales: hee played the boob nail from Katie's very talented breaysts that starred in the same movie as the bisexual goat kurtis conner. (Nickname; kurtis)
I thought his nickname was THE INTERNET
@@F1-Nn THEe boob nail!?!?//??! hold on tjhis is crazy
@@lazar3803 yeah but only his close friends call him that:/
Funny now Austin and his wife are separated and he is just spiraling
07:29 aged freakishly well
Kurtis looks like an e-boy, a country boy, and a soft boy combined to be the ultimate boy
Edit: omg guys I’m sorry I forgot indoor boy
Nietzsche never predicted the überboy
boy squared
He's an u- boy
Best boy
kurtis: the only boy ever☝🏾
fun fact: kurtis has two arms, but he doesnt like to brag about it much. humble guy!
i am reading this on the verge of a heat stroke and I slightly giggled which caused me to throw up in my mouth I love you
@@electr1cg437 nice
@@electr1cg437 share some?
@@roop3988 yeah no problem
@@electr1cg437 I started laughing at this comment and then I literally forgot that I was playing a video game and I failed the mission I was trying to do for an hour
@Kurtis Conner, I'm watching your old videos back, and in this one at 7:26, you predicted the Ace Family divorce announcement LMAO 2 YEARS IN ADVANCE!!! YOU'RE A PROPHET!!
austin and catherine really divorced 😭
Rip extra greeting, long live folks clap
:(
@Logan ur joking right
Nice
I mean what is even the point of subscribing anymore /j
@Logan logan
RIP the extra greeting, you will be missed, old friend
@Logan logan
@Logan logan
@Logan logan
@Logan logan
@Logan logan
Bro.... how did you know about Austin 2 years before it happened.... 😮😮
fun fact: Kurtis breathes! he has oxygen in his lungs which is a sign that he is alive!
Woah…that’s weird idk if I can support him anymore after that :/
There is no signs of him dying just like there are no signs of a breakup!
There is currently no sign of him stopping or breaking up!
Fun Kurtis fact: for every new member in Kurtistown, Kurtis grows 0.01inches. He'll get to 6 foot eventually!
Let’s gooo
@Maxwell Meserve so close to 6 feet!
@hannah from that song by girl in red you should edit your comment so it looks like you got the joke
@@oblivion3167 hello i comment on ppl with mista pfps how r u
If he has over 3 mil subscribers, doesn't that mean he's over 30,000 inches...? We got Kurtis to 2500 ft tall!
Fun fact: Kurtis Conner is actually spelled Curtis Konner.
Certis konner
*kawner
Kurtins Coner
Name: Curtis Konner
Nickname: Kurtis Conner
but you can call him kurtis
holy shat kurtis u predicted the ace family thing
Ace family joke aged well
Fun fact about kurtis: He is a vegan but every once in a while he enjoys growing meat in his backyard and smoking it
I thought the joke was going to be that he’s down with sucking on some guy’s meat 😂
Meat blunt
Damn. So glad I'm not the only one who does that
Growing schmeat
Brisket and ribs i hope
"Kurtis Conner is a person of human being origins who stands at a height of a certain number and weighs about the same amount as Kurtis Conner. He enjoys food, breathing oxygen, and occasionally will wear clothes"
This is the most underrated comment
Occasionally
@@petergriffin9519 only sometimes yk?
@@jane_wants_to_feel sometimes in the Shower.
@@jane_wants_to_feel understandable
how did he predict the ace fam divorce... (only missing austins crying pics)
I saw Kurtis Conner at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
this is outrageous
Yo I'm pretty sure I was there
fact: Kurtis Conner had a lead role in the oscar winning children’s movie “Goat Story” where he played goat.
My favourite Oscar winning film, for sure
@Joshua EdwinRoehl Why
NO 🤣🤣
@Joshua EdwinRoehl speechless
Fucking goat story lives in my head rent free. I legit think about it all the time. I need a fkn lobotomy.
fun fact: kurtis is 4”9 but almost 9”10 (he’s still growing)
nine inches ten
Bro told the future with the ACE family divorce 💀💀💀
I hadn’t rewatched this video in a long time, but two things stuck out to me that make me feel like I’ll rewatch it quite often now:
That bit with Dean utterly terrified me the first time I saw it, and I’m very satisfied to finally see which video it’s from.
I was absolutely dying throughout the whole thing, and I was crying with laughter at several points.
Kurtis Conner: He is an icon, he is a legend, and he is the moment.
and He is the internet
@@fresa9720 beat me to it
and he’s got a point
now, c'mon on now
@@fresa9720 DANG IT
dropping a lil web-based comment for my favorite online life star
The internet stands tall, Jarvis, but at what tallness??
favorite? im telling dany and drew about this ):
Hello Jarvis
HI JARVIS
jarvis i think u did your best on this web-based comment yes
that ace family joke did not age well… 🙈
7:28 predicted the future
i love that kurtis always introduces jenna as "my beautiful girlfriend jenna"
i love when youtubers talk ab their partners like that, i see a lot of "i hate my wife" humor so when i see people love and respect their partners it makes me happy
@@mammoneymelon same, gives me hope tbh
I also love hearing Pewdiepie talk about his wife Marzia. They seem to have a great relationship.
Cody Ko does the same
That's what we call genuine love and respect for your partner. 🥰
Fun fact: Kurtis isn’t actually Kurtis. he’s the new naked chicken chalupa BACK at taco bell now.
WAHAHAHAHAHA
No, sorry. I prefer my chickens in full business attire
That is actually false
#notspon
This is not that funny but omg I cannot stop laughing
Got an ad for Calm with the text “calm down and sleep” featured prominently on the screen at 8:31. They knew
Rewatching this and how did you predict ace family divorce
Sorted comments by most recent wondering if anyone else had noticed it 😮
“where’s my extra greeting?” dumbledore asked calmly.
" *H A R R Y D I D Y O U P U T Y O U R N A M E I N T H E G O B L E T O F F I R E ?!?!?* " Dumbledore asked, *calmly* .
podcast bestie
i respect your picture
"WHERE THE F*CK IS MY EXTRA GREETING?!" Dumbledore asked *calmly.*
“Holy sh*t did you just c*m In your sister?” Dumbledore said calmly
I have a black cat named Sirius and he's an asshole, whenever someone is cooking he jumps on the kitchen bench so we bought a little mesh enclosure and now i call it Azkaban
this comment is like an oasis of bliss in the middle of a vast & unforgiving mental desert
@@sambibambi5409 i am honoured
Whyyyy 😂😂💔
😂
Put sheets of tinfoil on the bench shiny side up and leave them there for a week or so - he will never jump up again 😅
I can’t believe he predicted the Ace family divorce (I can believe it they were a horrible couple and he’s a rapist)
Casually predicted the Ace family divorce
Kurtis Conner is 5’7, and his alter ego ‘The Internet’ is 5’10
His powerful stand [the internet] gives him the ability to grow 3 inches
@@unisugerm stop I’m dying 😂
PLDSSSS
It stands at a t a l l n e s s
Thanks for indirectly reminding me of the time Terry Bollea said on record his penis wasn't 10 inches... Because when he said that on tape he was in character as Hulk Hogan, who apparently does.
Kurtis: "I mean, what's 135 pound?"
Me who doesn't know how many kilogram that is: "Yeah what's 135 pound"
135/2.2046......I'd guess that's about 70kg.
Oops, I should've said 60kg.
Literally 😭😭
i googled it bestie its about 61kg
I just want to say I’m jealous of his weight
Bro predicted the ace family divorce
HELP WHY DID KURTIS PREDICT THE ACE FAMILIES DIVORCE
To the people that don’t watch/listen to his podcast, Kurtis doesn’t want to do the extra greeting anymore. It was honestly painful to see him starting to hate saying it every time. So there won’t be any more extra greetings
So I'll unsubscribe then
@@almendratlilkouatl no stay here in our cult
@@almendratlilkouatl i mean if you literally only subbed for that go ahead
Did he say why? Just out of curiosity
did he say why?
Fun fact: kurtis has held the world record for most internet for the past 82 years
7:25… little does he know that He’s FORESHADOWING 2024
I love the dedication Kurtis puts into his videos: he printed a picture IN FULL COLOR
Yeah but he didn’t laminate it. Smh
My printer could never.
I KNOW imagine how much that ink costs 😭🤚
@@Thomas_Winters it’s not a map so he doesn’t have to 😂 (inside bo Burnham joke)
Wth
In my country it costs like 0.02 cents
Fun fact: Kurtis isn’t actually the guy, he’s the mustache.
he's the internet
Wow now that you mention it I couldn't see him the whole video.
@@kalpic11 OMG WHJEJDJDHDH
Conner is the guy, Kurtis is the moustache
ruclips.net/video/Lb8a8GkQsg0/видео.html
He actually predicted the ace family divorce
So funny you used the Ace Family and they are now in fact divorced 😂
*Fun fact:* Kurtis’ hands are bigger than his feet, his favourite movie is Barbie in the Twelve Dancing Princesses and he beats Celine Dion at fencing every other Sunday
Does he lose the other sundays?
Ok but Barbie in the Twelve Dancing Princesses is 👌
@@sydneyshaver4770 no he couldnt attend on other sundays cus he had to edit vids
@@Obby004 came to say this as well
@@sydneyshaver4770 He fights Justin Trudeau on other sundays
This is tragic. Kurtis is the only one in his family not named Will Update, must be lonely.
This is the first time I've seen one of these bots copy a comment and paste it into the replies of the SAME COMMENT THEY COPIED I didn't know that could even happen-
@@Nitrolord This is tragic. Kurtis is the only one in his family not named Will Update, must be lonely.
@@sunbirth4795 yeah, but THE INTERNET is a cool name
@@Nitrolordwhatchu doing here watching quality kurtis conner content??? Aren’t you supposed to be making the next documentary???
oh my god you predicted the ace family divorce
That ace family joke hits so different now😂
THE WAY THAT SHORT KING ANTHEM STARTED PLAYING WHEN IT SAID HE WAS 5’ 7” ☠️☠️
TMG Refrence LMAOOO
Fun fact: Kurtis is actually capable of smiling, as he is one of the humans on the planet who does own a mouth.
Fun fact: Fun Fact: Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:🙄
@@bbpd5315 Kurtis literally asked at 16:33 for people watching to comment a “Fun Fact” about him so those sites have something to go off of.
Probably why you’re seeing so many “Fun Fact:” comments my guy🤷🏻♂️
I love your pfp!!!
I have no mouth and I must scream…
@@bbpd5315 get help
Me in 2023 watching kurtis predict the ace family’s Divorce
12:52
Thesaurus, anyone?
Fun fact: Kurtis was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean.
woah!!
yeah, and he's also friends with the canadian commentary youtuber amelia earheart
Kurmelia Conheart
ruclips.net/video/-RAglyw6ySk/видео.html
@@barelyfunctioning3982 Kurmelia sounds like a Kardashian name