Putting Nate Garner's Online Course To The Test

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  • @elijahdouglas25
    @elijahdouglas25 3 года назад +121728

    Kurtis Conner more like Kurtis Conner

  • @tadstrange1465
    @tadstrange1465 3 года назад +14020

    "I'm making my own RUclips channel."
    "It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her."
    Gee, I wonder why they broke up.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 года назад +187

      @yuwen
      Yes. Why do people always ask me this

    • @jess8207
      @jess8207 3 года назад +53

      @yuwen I was confused at first but I caught on

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 3 года назад +45

      Hey hey Tad strange, quick question your opinion on bread?

    • @bread8095
      @bread8095 3 года назад +205

      They broke up because Kurtis stole all the respect women juice.

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 года назад +23

      @@Percy.404
      I love it

  • @alexjones2519
    @alexjones2519 3 года назад +5618

    "i wasn't attracted to the actor, but the character" I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

  • @thatidentitythief8962
    @thatidentitythief8962 2 года назад +6742

    I love how in their 9 part series about their break-up, they have titles as dramatic as "Did we cheat on each other?" Yet the most viewed video is literally about who is keeping the dog💀

    • @zeppelinzeppelini
      @zeppelinzeppelini Год назад +532

      priorities tbh

    • @crowmossraven
      @crowmossraven Год назад +425

      i mean... who IS keeping the dog?

    • @lavaniyatirgar
      @lavaniyatirgar Год назад +279

      @@crowmossraven no exactly, no way am i ever giving him his fame views but i hope it's the gf😭

    • @DarleneLesmana
      @DarleneLesmana Год назад +16

      we're all still hurt by marthagate

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 Год назад +56

      We must care for the doggis

  • @ElonMusketeer4
    @ElonMusketeer4 8 месяцев назад +1139

    When Kurtis says fishy fishy fish, you KNOW he’s gonna make it stinky.

    • @Zaido4211
      @Zaido4211 7 месяцев назад +46

      I wish that was a recurring joke on this channel, I postponed watching Goat Story for so long before I finally watched it

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 4 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @theyluv_elizalol
      @theyluv_elizalol 2 месяца назад +2

      that’s so good i love the call back 😭

    • @ElonMusketeer4
      @ElonMusketeer4 Месяц назад +2

      @@spectrophobic I thought of this myself, I haven’t looked through any comments when I made this one

    • @PattiMoniz
      @PattiMoniz Месяц назад +1

      @@Zaido4211 Goat story was so scary

  • @DelightfullyGrace
    @DelightfullyGrace 3 года назад +4387

    The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/

    • @wish4somefish
      @wish4somefish 3 года назад +340

      good thing they broke up. now the queen can thrive

    • @sydnerxx
      @sydnerxx 3 года назад +214

      I imagine anytime she complained.about that he shut her down and she apologized for saying anything. Guys like this are trash

    • @gracieswebcam476
      @gracieswebcam476 3 года назад

      I mean I'm pretty sure he isn't like that he's not a piece of trash

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 3 года назад +90

      And thats on toxic relationships 😌✨

    • @Stephanie-dx7kk
      @Stephanie-dx7kk 3 года назад +175

      @@gracieswebcam476 girl are we watching the same video

  • @cynister7384
    @cynister7384 3 года назад +3687

    "Influencer" is such a cringe word because they're not influencing anyone over 10 years old.

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 года назад +144

      It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.

    • @naomiea.naomie6665
      @naomiea.naomie6665 3 года назад +9

      i mean they are the most easy to influence so...

    • @MistaUnicorn
      @MistaUnicorn 3 года назад +14

      @@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!

    • @goodvibes8923
      @goodvibes8923 3 года назад +4

      @@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching.
      Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.

    • @sorangelmunoz225
      @sorangelmunoz225 3 года назад +5

      aaand they don’t ever know what they’re talking about for stuff like diet, skincare, etc O.o

  • @Ashyy_Catz
    @Ashyy_Catz 10 месяцев назад +2337

    when there's colleen in a video before 2023 you KNOW it's before the toxic gossip train

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight 9 месяцев назад +52

      LMAO, i was thinking the exact same thing

    • @ElBella-ux6vu
      @ElBella-ux6vu 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheeEnglishKnightFR

    • @Cowboyk-p
      @Cowboyk-p 9 месяцев назад +24

      MY MIND WENT IMMEDIATEKY THERE OMFG😋

    • @heywhatsup3032
      @heywhatsup3032 8 месяцев назад +7

      DESERVES MORE LIKES

    • @bekkes7923
      @bekkes7923 8 месяцев назад +41

      Yeah, because her face flashed across my screen and I stopped what I was doing to check the upload date of this video lmaooo

  • @poopnfart
    @poopnfart 9 месяцев назад +337

    this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 3 месяца назад +15

      same lmfao

    • @nobodynoghost
      @nobodynoghost Месяц назад +13

      nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Месяц назад +12

      @@nobodynoghost don't be mean to you 😭you were literally a child and they were taking advantage of that

  • @evanimheallain6030
    @evanimheallain6030 3 года назад +5183

    Regular people: "surface level"
    Kurtis: "surf this leather"

  • @NouammAA
    @NouammAA 3 года назад +2675

    "I even made my girlfriend and my dog famous" I love how he says that like there's no difference between them

    • @lollabunyxxx
      @lollabunyxxx 3 года назад +79

      yeah, the dog must be like:
      "the level of disrespect!"

    • @anismaza6582
      @anismaza6582 3 года назад

      @@taratih i wanna hear it

    • @RipperShoot
      @RipperShoot 3 года назад

      same person

    • @brittneywalters6656
      @brittneywalters6656 3 года назад +91

      He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.

    • @excuseu2563
      @excuseu2563 3 года назад +4

      @@brittneywalters6656 I don’t know if it’s that serious, yea he’s obviously arrogant but Idk if it’s arrogant enough to be abusive

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 10 месяцев назад +736

    Quick shoutout to Kurtis' mother for telling the scammer agents to kick rocks.

  • @TriniGamerGirl7
    @TriniGamerGirl7 Год назад +955

    Lmao I love that Kurtis actually calculated the Nate to his girlfriend talking ratio.

  • @natehermann1964
    @natehermann1964 3 года назад +5596

    "Turns out RUclips is pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity" is the quote of the century

    • @rachmatabbid5936
      @rachmatabbid5936 3 года назад +25

      Sick bars dude

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/3Kji-J--VRg/видео.html

    • @kms1011
      @kms1011 3 года назад +70

      Honestly everything's pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity

    • @bibliobibuli_
      @bibliobibuli_ 28 дней назад +1

      26:27 if anyones wondering

  • @kirstencallaway421
    @kirstencallaway421 3 года назад +5699

    When Kurtis is breathing, you KNOW his red blood cells are exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen

    • @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7
      @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 3 года назад +94

      just got a whole science lesson their :)

    • @cherryultra
      @cherryultra 3 года назад +45

      This is it. This is the best comment ever.

    • @larabulek1344
      @larabulek1344 3 года назад +6

      Best comment

    • @MainStar10
      @MainStar10 3 года назад +34

      @@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 Do you want a grammar lesson as well? It’s “there” not “their” 😅

    • @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7
      @fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 3 года назад +18

      @@MainStar10 Damn....guess I do. Well....y'know THEIR is one nice roast😂

  • @RyeBread680
    @RyeBread680 10 месяцев назад +268

    When Kurtis is wearing clothes, you KNOW he’s not naked

    • @MicahLWade
      @MicahLWade 6 месяцев назад

      I feel bad for his underwear that has to stare at his crotch and booty hole all day

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl 5 месяцев назад +3

      Eh, I’m not sure about that.

    • @Emmaem111
      @Emmaem111 16 дней назад

      This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth

  • @jane.or.something
    @jane.or.something 9 месяцев назад +143

    seeing colleen ballinger in this video in 2023 was a jumpscare

    • @eyebags0
      @eyebags0 Месяц назад +1

      I KNOWW LMAO

  • @kellyypeaches
    @kellyypeaches 3 года назад +8373

    its the fact that he is promoting his program while his ex-girlfriend has eyeliner and mascara streaming down her cheeks for me.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 года назад +562

      I hope to god she finds someone better and leaves him in the dust

    • @MochaHammy
      @MochaHammy 3 года назад +138

      Y’all need Jesus... 💆🏻‍♀️
      By yall, I mean Nate

    • @luna.s9138
      @luna.s9138 3 года назад +33

      @Sameen Mannal its kinda like a slang, try googling it. its not that hard haha

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 3 года назад +98

      remember when that one dude pretended his girlfriend was dead so he could promote his other channel

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 3 года назад +17

      @@luna.s9138 you didn’t have to be rude abt it 🤭

  • @lilianalines5076
    @lilianalines5076 3 года назад +2927

    And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself

  • @bidilili264
    @bidilili264 Год назад +152

    the way kurtis just casually dropped 5 grand to make a point is just so everything to me

  • @giannaf874
    @giannaf874 Год назад +110

    I love how he says that it isn't a challenge going viral anymore since he does it "every video" yet I've literally never heard of him before lol

  • @anag.9591
    @anag.9591 3 года назад +2793

    When someone refers to you in the same way they refer to their dog, you KNOW they're misogynistic.

    • @x_halla_x5780
      @x_halla_x5780 3 года назад +26

      good girl?

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 3 года назад +223

      @@x_halla_x5780 he was like "I made my girlfriend and dog famous" as if she wasn't her own person who could provide content that people liked.

    • @nwut
      @nwut 3 года назад +1

      What about guys? lol dont think like that but on this case, you are right

    • @anag.9591
      @anag.9591 3 года назад +61

      @@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.

    • @Amira-nl2gr
      @Amira-nl2gr 3 года назад +21

      This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD

  • @Baer99Z
    @Baer99Z 3 года назад +6897

    Why does Nate look like a randomly generated sim when you have a bunch of CC installed...

  • @St4rsh1ne_
    @St4rsh1ne_ 4 месяца назад +21

    When Kurtis unprivates a video, you KNOW he just uploaded

  • @ore_alsi6082
    @ore_alsi6082 2 года назад +213

    the amount of work Kurtis put into this video is tremendous

  • @JakeCuster
    @JakeCuster 3 года назад +1551

    Imagine Kurtis got on Zoey101 as like a reoccurring background character only for his crush to leave immediately after

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 года назад +39

      holy shit id love that

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 3 года назад +8

      I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.

    • @cait9204
      @cait9204 3 года назад +9

      @@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on RUclips and ITunes. I hope that helps :)

    • @carmen8970
      @carmen8970 3 года назад +14

      Kurtis kinda looks like logan with that mullet

    • @hotmamma2126
      @hotmamma2126 3 года назад +2

      @@purplemusiclover1597 It isn't hard to find for free online too tbh, don't pay for it lmao

  • @mikylaj5564
    @mikylaj5564 3 года назад +5461

    I feel like Nate is absolutely without a doubt a toxic boyfriend

    • @AJayaa
      @AJayaa 3 года назад +16

      yes!

    • @florette95
      @florette95 3 года назад +208

      Absolutely. I hope she got faaar away from him.

    • @elisabethgrace117
      @elisabethgrace117 3 года назад +395

      Constantly cutting her off and not letting her express her emotions. Tearing her down...”you’re only famous because of me” I can just see it. Grosssss 🤢🤢🤢

    • @zagubionemysli
      @zagubionemysli 3 года назад +284

      Yeah, the moment she was expressing her emotions and being like "it was so beautiful..." and he doesn't give a fuck and says "next question" and she just accepts it - it makes my heart bleed. He is a typical narcissistic sad fuck.

    • @werm3169
      @werm3169 3 года назад +53

      *toxic person 😬

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService Год назад +91

    No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video.
    /hj

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail Год назад +4

      ​@@Make_AWishhalf joking

    • @alexanderk.6869
      @alexanderk.6869 Год назад

      ​@@eemansuhail thank you I read it as handjob 🙏

  • @Generic_emo_username
    @Generic_emo_username 11 месяцев назад +48

    My biggest flex is that I was a FNAF kid instead of a RUclips couples kid💀

  • @goatghost923
    @goatghost923 3 года назад +4089

    the “all of my influencer friends are gonna be so mad” bit gave me massive DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER vibes from those annoying pop ads

    • @kurbi7262
      @kurbi7262 3 года назад +17

      YES thats the first thing that came to my mind lmao

    • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
      @user-ym5uu7fr9e 3 года назад +38

      influencer friends HATE HIM

    • @zaynyouareAbabe
      @zaynyouareAbabe 3 года назад +2

      Hahaha that's exactly what I thought 😂😂

    • @stag5783
      @stag5783 3 года назад +9

      9 out of 10 Influencers will be so mad

    • @adelinatimercan5183
      @adelinatimercan5183 3 года назад +1

      @@stag5783 So you're an influencer?

  • @NauticalFish
    @NauticalFish 3 года назад +2962

    "I got my girlfriend famous"
    That's profoundly narcissistic, I'm sure she put in a lot of genuine effort of her own, like it's her personality too lmfao

    • @sleepybean420
      @sleepybean420 3 года назад +95

      You’re right, he is definitely a narcissist

    • @phia._.
      @phia._. 3 года назад +4

      Puka man

    • @yallwish893
      @yallwish893 3 года назад +5

      @@sleepybean420 so rude to say all of that about kurtis🤬

    • @bahf148
      @bahf148 3 года назад +13

      I found her page we should follow her and hurt his narcissistic ego. Poor girl. ruclips.net/user/KarissaDuncanVlogs

    • @bubzbubz7727
      @bubzbubz7727 3 года назад +38

      @@yallwish893 I can't tell if u joking or not rn but she's referring to Nate

  • @user-tn8zd2dj2t
    @user-tn8zd2dj2t 9 месяцев назад +71

    the miranda sings at the beginning did not age well

  • @emptyvoid4516
    @emptyvoid4516 9 месяцев назад +20

    rewatching this video in the current climate makes the colleen ballinger clip so funny

  • @marnie6967
    @marnie6967 3 года назад +7290

    no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 года назад +212

      THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE red hats are ruined for me

    • @TheManonCanon
      @TheManonCanon 3 года назад +275

      I’m pretty sure he NEEDED KARISSA FOR VIEWS. The irony

    • @Cove_Blue
      @Cove_Blue 3 года назад +136

      Yeah dude screams toxic

    • @intellibi4254
      @intellibi4254 3 года назад +30

      @@mentallyunstable1926 noooooooooooo

    • @micnik3573
      @micnik3573 3 года назад +10

      @@Cove_Blue Yup

  • @lukemjm
    @lukemjm 3 года назад +3097

    Finding Nemo came out 5 years before taken. Taken is human Finding Nemo.

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  3 года назад +1225

      I guess it’s a chicken and the egg type thing 😅

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 3 года назад +91

      @@kurtisconner they were just feeding off of each other

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 3 года назад +12

      @@kurtisconner Kurtis sackballs

    • @michaelhaggart9858
      @michaelhaggart9858 3 года назад +4

      @@kurtisconner if you don’t respond I’m gonna beat you in fortnite

    • @devinvarnell92
      @devinvarnell92 3 года назад +3

      Only 5 years? Jesus...

  • @veryrarerichevans
    @veryrarerichevans 9 месяцев назад +50

    00:46 BIG YIKES!!!

  • @prishanegi4784
    @prishanegi4784 2 года назад +5

    At 25:14 Kurtis waves his hands and his hands are tUCKED INTO HIS HOODIE SLEEVES AND I JUST DIED A LITTLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

  • @PM-rp4bl
    @PM-rp4bl 3 года назад +4735

    "hey maxi pads! hope you're having a bloody good time~"

  • @Josh-my2bs
    @Josh-my2bs 3 года назад +12128

    when Kurtis closes his eyes then immediately opens them you know he's blinking

    • @Llamallama7282
      @Llamallama7282 3 года назад +485

      I hate it when kurtis blinks 🤧 it’s so sad it makes me cry 😭 just why does he have to blink like that, it’s so mean and sad 😭

    • @donaldducksazzcheeks
      @donaldducksazzcheeks 3 года назад +132

      @lindsay carrillo when Curtis opens his mouth and words come out you knooow hes talking😭

    • @spaciousdoubledawg
      @spaciousdoubledawg 3 года назад +103

      When kurtis inhales, you know he’s breathing.

    • @c4tl0verr50
      @c4tl0verr50 3 года назад +49

      @@donaldducksazzcheeks when kurtis breathes you knoooooow he’s breathing

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 3 года назад +24

      no wayyy, you lyin man

  • @emilytaylor8711
    @emilytaylor8711 10 месяцев назад +19

    the amount of work that went into this video is astounding, props to Kurtis for doing all that for 12 views on the video

  • @stormypenguin6968
    @stormypenguin6968 2 года назад +7

    It’s such a beautiful day. It’s the second time my dog has watched one of your videos. He got his first extra greeting! He is very excited

  • @savannahl4581
    @savannahl4581 3 года назад +6537

    Why does Nate’s hair look like it is attached his hat and not his head

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 года назад +372

      his whole face looks wrong, he looks like a raisin that still has liquid in it, but it's still all wrinkly and dry like a raisin

    • @wakandangay3883
      @wakandangay3883 3 года назад +183

      his face looks like a tiktok filter lol

    • @Supiel
      @Supiel 3 года назад +218

      He looks like if handsome squidward and Ken from barbie were mashed together and put into the sims world

    • @kenzieplantlady
      @kenzieplantlady 3 года назад +11

      WAIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE

    • @dilucmain9130
      @dilucmain9130 3 года назад +30

      @@Supiel this has no business being so funny

  • @dollfacedotcult
    @dollfacedotcult 3 года назад +10489

    when kurtis says “fishy fishy fish,” you just knooow he’s makin’ it stinky.

    • @sashiloo
      @sashiloo 3 года назад +321

      This might be my favourite comment of all time

    • @strangextown
      @strangextown 3 года назад +129

      Underrated comment, I'm crying NXKDKFKFKFKF

    • @wowazowgirl
      @wowazowgirl 3 года назад +84

      HELP LMFAO 😭😭

    • @Noone-xd8mp
      @Noone-xd8mp 3 года назад +37

      💀💀💀💀

    • @adcmmv
      @adcmmv 3 года назад +28

      yooo facts‼💯🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @fernfrog2193
    @fernfrog2193 8 месяцев назад +6

    I smoked a joint and watched this and I hated looking at Nate’s face bc for some reason it looks like the symmetry tool was used but it’s not aligned correctly so it looks correct but constantly blurred in the middle and scary when he talked. Then if you pause it do you can see what his face is like, you have to stare at it but oops you’ve stared too long and now his face is slowly becoming one of those realistic Flapjack stills and it’s just bad seeing his face at all

    • @inimmz
      @inimmz 8 месяцев назад

      this was insanely funny to me wtf

  • @madf8507
    @madf8507 3 года назад +10111

    When Kurtis has a mullet, you knoooow his neck is warm.

    • @shnoopypoopy1364
      @shnoopypoopy1364 3 года назад +191

      I have a mullet and my neck isnt warm this is unfair :(

    • @LindsayRaeToro
      @LindsayRaeToro 3 года назад +361

      neck? warm
      sore? cold
      kurtis? conner

    • @HiVer94
      @HiVer94 3 года назад +62

      when kurtis has a mullet, his neck is warm. the east knows this.

    • @lttlespacey
      @lttlespacey 3 года назад +34

      @@LindsayRaeToro hotel? trivago

    • @lazilylapis676
      @lazilylapis676 3 года назад +8

      @@shnoopypoopy1364 same boat :'C hair's too thin

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 3 года назад +13461

    “All of my influencer friends are gonna be SO mad at me!” Has the same energy as “She’s 50 but looks 25! Dermatologists HATE HER!”

    • @peachdusted1580
      @peachdusted1580 3 года назад +125

      Right? LMFAO

    • @janelleaf792
      @janelleaf792 3 года назад +33

      @Chicken Permission how do you have 76 subscribers with no videos

    • @goatbeef
      @goatbeef 3 года назад +180

      @@janelleaf792 C H I C K E N P E R M I S S I O N

    • @dianaj8153
      @dianaj8153 3 года назад +9

      OMG yes

    • @kavaler1471
      @kavaler1471 3 года назад +12

      @@janelleaf792 how do I have 619 subs without any videos

  • @viktor9821
    @viktor9821 Год назад +32

    8:03 Please someone just tell him to button his shirt

  • @saltychips1059
    @saltychips1059 Год назад +22

    When Kurtis makes a video, you KNOW he’s making a video

  • @themossycobble1903
    @themossycobble1903 3 года назад +3359

    When Kurtis doesn’t have a pulse, you know he’s dead.

    • @FudgeEater
      @FudgeEater 3 года назад +46

      You just know yk? 😃

    • @jomibo21
      @jomibo21 3 года назад +66

      Haha that’s so Kurtis

    • @hmmm_welll889
      @hmmm_welll889 3 года назад +39

      YOOO so true 😎😂 that's such a Kurtis move

    • @kuyenalcantara8341
      @kuyenalcantara8341 3 года назад +14

      when kurtis is vomiting and looks really sick you KNOW he's sick like it's the genuine sickness that gets me /s

    • @kingofyogurt3850
      @kingofyogurt3850 3 года назад +22

      When kurtis walks you know he's moving

  • @_indaeyo
    @_indaeyo 3 года назад +3579

    Kurtis is the only straight person with a mullet that doesn't look like a hill billy

    • @rhyanne4056
      @rhyanne4056 3 года назад +141

      he looks so good in this video n no one's talking ab it😔

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 3 года назад +82

      Because it's magic, remember he's a magician :P

    • @Mateo-fo5xd
      @Mateo-fo5xd 3 года назад +193

      its because he respects women, it brings extra atractiveness

    • @charlottecomeau1266
      @charlottecomeau1266 3 года назад +44

      it honestly hinges on two things: the length on top and the sides (since its kinda long it looks good, like paul mccartney. if its short on the top and sides they have a Confederate flag bumper sticker despite being Canadian) and (bc of classism and fatphobia) whether ur skinny and conventionally attractive or not, which is sad and sucks.

    • @milly6943
      @milly6943 3 года назад +13

      @@charlottecomeau1266 Yeah, Paul McCartney's mullet is perfect

  • @RubyDennis-lj4yk
    @RubyDennis-lj4yk 9 месяцев назад +5

    When Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out you KNOW hes talking 🗣🗣🔥🔥

  • @lemoney_tea8654
    @lemoney_tea8654 9 месяцев назад +14

    TOXIC GOSIP TRAIN

  • @joba5831
    @joba5831 3 года назад +2241

    If Kurtis says 'surface leather', you knooooow he's illiterate.

    • @Ines-uk3hi
      @Ines-uk3hi 3 года назад +12

      off topic but i like ur shoto pfp lmao

    • @thenorthwillow1536
      @thenorthwillow1536 3 года назад +5

      Shoto never looked so happy 🤣

    • @user-li1cx3ph2v
      @user-li1cx3ph2v 3 года назад +13

      @@Ines-uk3hi Pfp* pp makes it seem like peepee lol-

    • @yaoimessiah
      @yaoimessiah 3 года назад +12

      @Inès
      *_SHOTO PP_* LMAO-

    • @dylanmckenzie7840
      @dylanmckenzie7840 3 года назад +2

      @@user-li1cx3ph2v they meant what they said 🥴

  • @claire-db4yi
    @claire-db4yi 3 года назад +21643

    When Kurtis blinks, you knooooooow his eyes won't get dry.

    • @bea8727
      @bea8727 3 года назад +555

      so true leshawna

    • @SidusAstrum
      @SidusAstrum 3 года назад +429

      Leshawna spitting fax

    • @japanesedinner0
      @japanesedinner0 3 года назад +226

      Leshawna

    • @resdientevil
      @resdientevil 3 года назад +234

      you spitting straight facts leshawna

    • @kksoffyy
      @kksoffyy 3 года назад +49

      best one yet 🤣

  • @heavyy_eyess
    @heavyy_eyess 6 месяцев назад +4

    when Kurtis says "surface leather" in 2020, you just knooooow it's gonna be a reoccurring joke in KurtisTown

  • @Moony-bf8rw
    @Moony-bf8rw 10 месяцев назад +11

    The Miranda sings clip aged in a really funny way

  • @loveinthetimeofsocialism
    @loveinthetimeofsocialism 3 года назад +2369

    he seems like the guy to say “i’m not homophobic but..[insert homophobic comments]

    • @mediocre_skewber
      @mediocre_skewber 3 года назад +13

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl what

    • @sammys_soulmate7954
      @sammys_soulmate7954 3 года назад +4

      He's not homophobic...

    • @laorinfilet6579
      @laorinfilet6579 3 года назад +61

      No guys, I have gay friends

    • @raindrop2417
      @raindrop2417 3 года назад +55

      @@sammys_soulmate7954 lol they were just saying he seems like the kind of guy to do that

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 3 года назад +35

      He just LOOKS ableist, like if I had the will to look through of his videos I know I would find plenty of ableist comments, or micro aggressions towards disabled people and people with mental illnesses

  • @madisonissofetch
    @madisonissofetch 3 года назад +7093

    Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +306

      She’s been going for only like 2 monthes and already has 25k so she’s doing pretty well

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +240

      It’s also hilarious cos like WHOS MANS IS THIS???? Like he’s irrelevant to anyone over the age of 13.

    • @sifatdeepkaur3368
      @sifatdeepkaur3368 3 года назад +125

      I mean no wonder why they broke up Bcs he was manipulative

    • @zaria_time1
      @zaria_time1 3 года назад +32

      And he renamed their channel to ‘Nate Garner’ I’m disappointed 😞

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 3 года назад +66

      @@zaria_time1 I mean they broke up and said they were gonna separate the channels so it makes sense

  • @realyangjj
    @realyangjj 9 месяцев назад +6

    Well the Colleen clip at the beginning didn't age well

  • @Cryptidmama424
    @Cryptidmama424 8 месяцев назад +5

    That Colleen Ballinger clip aged poorly

  • @haileyrogers812
    @haileyrogers812 3 года назад +38204

    When kurtis closes his eyes for 5-8 hours you KNOW he’s asleep

    • @Izzrules
      @Izzrules 3 года назад +1407

      I love this bc it implies Kurtis can’t take like an hour long nap like he needs to close his eyes for 5+ hours to sleep

    • @minamoo2539
      @minamoo2539 3 года назад +22

      isarule said by nobody ever..

    • @evie1919
      @evie1919 3 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @riyarana4230
      @riyarana4230 3 года назад +203

      Nah he just might be dead

    • @nicole-wo5pw
      @nicole-wo5pw 3 года назад +39

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl that was garbage

  • @existenceispain4333
    @existenceispain4333 3 года назад +18746

    When Kurtis introduces himself as Kurtis you just KNOW he’s Kurtis.

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue Год назад +17

    i will be forever grateful for the introduction to maxine🙌🏻🙌🏻my queen

  • @aster_loves_you
    @aster_loves_you 3 месяца назад +3

    seeing kurtis do an extra greeting and not have a mustache with that background is a weird experience

  • @charlierawlings5264
    @charlierawlings5264 3 года назад +1950

    "If one of my Ex Girlfriends...."
    Jesus Kurtis, didn't have to flex on us that hard

  • @claudiav5638
    @claudiav5638 3 года назад +30047

    when Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out- you just KNOW he's talking

  • @BowlingBallPete
    @BowlingBallPete Год назад +15

    It is so funny to imagine that the agent that called was a real agent and kurtis turned down the greatest opportunity of his life

  • @Kat_Braunschweiler
    @Kat_Braunschweiler Год назад +13

    Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂

  • @logoutyourbody
    @logoutyourbody 3 года назад +7282

    I like that danny went insane trying to make himself someone else while Kurtis just asked someone else to do it

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +619

      it really shows the different types of chaos they posess

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 3 года назад +451

      I bet drew would just draw a picture of someone else and have them make a video if he ever wanted to disguise himself

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 3 года назад +44

      @@Me-zt1gk wait i dont get it why do some ppl call him danny or drew?

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk 3 года назад +127

      @@ivy2828 Oh I’m not joking here I’m talking about the actual drew 😭 but we call them each other’s names because they all look alike

    • @ivy2828
      @ivy2828 3 года назад +57

      @@Me-zt1gk okay so i thought ppl were calling danny drew but i think drew is a third person..oh god im slow

  • @malesendra3907
    @malesendra3907 3 года назад +10988

    kurtis it's the only white man with a mullet that I trust

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +263

      i felt this on a spiritual level

    • @shambamz7476
      @shambamz7476 3 года назад +809

      kurtis is the only white man

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +79

      @@shambamz7476 yes

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +65

      @@xanderguyer7512 hm i've only watched a couple of his vids but yes you're right he gets mullet rights too

    • @eye7255
      @eye7255 3 года назад +2

      @@xanderguyer7512 what?

  • @TreeThings
    @TreeThings 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ah.... Didn't expect Collen Hoover

  • @luckymarbles9267
    @luckymarbles9267 Год назад +6

    was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.

  • @aj.0129
    @aj.0129 3 года назад +2599

    His Ex Girlfriend is lucky she’s not stuck with him honestly 😂💀

    • @sirenityaddams
      @sirenityaddams 3 года назад +118

      The tears might have been of joy.

    • @sketchy_character
      @sketchy_character 3 года назад +65

      yea no wonder they broke up holy shit

    • @ASillyLittleThing
      @ASillyLittleThing 3 года назад +133

      I’m so stupid and I thought this was about Kurtis for a sec cause I just started the video HAHASGHS

    • @lemonlime5435
      @lemonlime5435 3 года назад +25

      @@ASillyLittleThing same, I was about to cut a bitch lmao

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 3 года назад +16

      @@ASillyLittleThing
      Can’t wait for that one person who thinks this is about Kurtis to write a paragraph on how he’s quality, lol.

  • @shin131
    @shin131 Год назад +38

    Cara você se esforça de verdade pra fazer seus videos, tipo, você literalmente criou OUTRO VIDEO só para provar o seu ponto, sem falar do tempo que você tira pra fazer suas edições. De verdade, o carinho que se coloca nos vídeos é impressionante

    • @milkshakedemanga8653
      @milkshakedemanga8653 Год назад +1

      Outro Fã BR do Kurtis AEEEEE

    • @amelly1410
      @amelly1410 Год назад +1

      eu simplesmente amo assistir cada vídeo dele porque ele simplesmente se esforça tanto 😭

  • @EmmaSwartz-zt9kl
    @EmmaSwartz-zt9kl 5 месяцев назад +3

    when Kurtis uploads a 35:51 long video, you KNOW it's going to be slightly over half an hour!

  • @theguywhoasked2016
    @theguywhoasked2016 3 года назад +3444

    When Kurtis drinks water, you just *KNOW* he’s gonna get hydrated

  • @Shoyren
    @Shoyren 3 года назад +8248

    Nate seems like he’s a red flag of a human being.

    • @PsychoBatcave
      @PsychoBatcave 3 года назад +145

      seriously, so much abusive crap right there

    • @natethegrate2783
      @natethegrate2783 3 года назад +7

      @@suhanikumar3408 hmmm

    • @user-ys5cy7md6g
      @user-ys5cy7md6g 3 года назад +9

      This comment aged like fine wine

    • @YamiBlake
      @YamiBlake 3 года назад +4

      @@user-ys5cy7md6g why? What happened with him? o_o

    • @user-ys5cy7md6g
      @user-ys5cy7md6g 3 года назад +108

      @@YamiBlake Kurtis made an update on his second channel (Very Really Good) but basically what happened is that Nate was incredibly aggressive towards his friend just because she mentioned another influencer in conversation, and it was really clear that he's super toxic as a person

  • @okesjsjs
    @okesjsjs 8 месяцев назад +12

    6:07 HELP HER FACE

  • @SwampThing585
    @SwampThing585 2 года назад +10

    When Kurtis opens his mouth and vocal sound come out in the form of phrases, YOU *KNOW* he's talking.

  • @stephmcsteph4324
    @stephmcsteph4324 3 года назад +1904

    Not to bully but why does Nate look like a 40 year old posing as a 20 year old

  • @Sasha-mb3rv
    @Sasha-mb3rv 3 года назад +963

    He's putting his girlfriend and his DOG ON THE SAME LEVEL lmao the disrespect

  • @lemons.and.history
    @lemons.and.history 9 месяцев назад +4

    kurt boy

  • @starliarr
    @starliarr 7 месяцев назад +3

    when kurtis makes an obvious segway into a sponsor, you know hes gonna talk about the sponsor of todays video

  • @nofskiepatofskie
    @nofskiepatofskie 3 года назад +2485

    When Kurtis Conner puts one foot in front of the other to propel himself in a particular direction, you KNOW he's walking.

  • @Stuie4587
    @Stuie4587 3 года назад +1740

    “This video would literally not be possible without him.”
    Hey guys, this video is sponsored by that guy Michael.

    • @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088
      @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088 3 года назад +6

      I want to like this but It's at 420 likes so...imagine I liked it

    • @ChimpTV
      @ChimpTV 3 года назад +21

      LOL Did he forget to mention I'm a representative from raid shadow legends?;)

    • @tennysonmiles4805
      @tennysonmiles4805 3 года назад +2

      @@ChimpTV raid is everywhere, there is no escape from the raid sponsored videos

  • @jules9821
    @jules9821 17 дней назад +1

    the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭

  • @idontreadorreply
    @idontreadorreply 8 месяцев назад +8

    00:46 well that did not age well lol

  • @susiegreen5056
    @susiegreen5056 3 года назад +29299

    when kurtis has a cold sore, you knoooow he’s self conscious

    • @seren4066
      @seren4066 3 года назад +684

      kurtis? conner?

    • @Daniela-he5jd
      @Daniela-he5jd 3 года назад +566

      @@seren4066 who is that

    • @kiw1x
      @kiw1x 3 года назад +494

      @@Daniela-he5jd dude, idk, i dont think that's even a real name smh

    • @erikboydston4476
      @erikboydston4476 3 года назад +179

      I literally stopped noticing it, he’s looking pretty cool 😎

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 3 года назад +120

      Kurtis Sackballs

  • @SandraRamirez-wg7ff
    @SandraRamirez-wg7ff 3 года назад +1838

    *kurtis doesn’t say folks*
    me : sad
    kurtis: “I almost forgot ‘folks’ 👏🏼”
    me: 👏🏼😄

    • @mey7614
      @mey7614 3 года назад +15

      Still miss the "except that one time"

  • @domninja2386
    @domninja2386 Год назад +3

    What is very disturbing is that people that are subscribed get the same amount of greetings as a people who aren’t subscribed

  • @ThemanthelegendKenny
    @ThemanthelegendKenny Год назад +8

    When Kurtis posts videos for a living, you just knowww he’s a RUclipsr!

  • @flofrompr0gressive762
    @flofrompr0gressive762 2 года назад +5375

    When Kurtis has muscle pain, a cough, congestion, a runny nose, sneezing, loss of smell, redness, post-nasal drip, chills, fatigue, fever, malaise, a body ache, watery eyes, itchiness, redness, sinus, chest pressure, headache, swollen lymph nodes, or throat irritation; you KNOW he has a cold

    • @sweetsunia
      @sweetsunia Год назад +76

      why is sinus one of the symptoms lol, is having a sinus a symptom of a cold

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 Год назад +37

      @@sweetsunia think its supposed to be "sinus and chest pressure"

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 Год назад +2

      @@sweetsunia 😂

    • @jellydogfish3249
      @jellydogfish3249 Год назад +1

      💀

    • @ilikeindiemusic
      @ilikeindiemusic Год назад +7

      or the plague

  • @oliviakingg
    @oliviakingg 3 года назад +2472

    Let's take a second to appreciate the fact that Kurtis donated $5,000 to a charity. Good job dude. This is why we love you as our mayor
    Thank you for the likes guys, I am glad you agree! :))

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 3 года назад +4

      Oo what charity?

    • @35thrat
      @35thrat 3 года назад +8

      @@awkwardotter13 psarts.org! its in the video :)

    • @ema7867
      @ema7867 3 года назад +1

      Fuck yaaaa!!!

    • @abdelwahabnassim6281
      @abdelwahabnassim6281 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/3Kji-J--VRg/видео.html

  • @nicholaspollack3905
    @nicholaspollack3905 10 месяцев назад +6

    funny how it shows miranda sings as a big youtuber

  • @Ross516
    @Ross516 10 месяцев назад +7

    Oh man seeing Miranda sings referenced... That aged badly

  • @rhysandmiles
    @rhysandmiles 3 года назад +18802

    I am a big fan of the “peer pressuring crappy creators to donate their earnings to charity” move. More of that please. 🙌🏻

    • @itzbreanna1153
      @itzbreanna1153 3 года назад +16

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl my

    • @bearplaysstuff580
      @bearplaysstuff580 3 года назад +203

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl Btw for everyone its a link to a song. It's... It's honestly so bad. How'd he manage to miss every note? It's astounding.

    • @Snail.Slurpee
      @Snail.Slurpee 2 года назад +38

      @@bearplaysstuff580 oh I gotta see this

    • @hexhollows
      @hexhollows 2 года назад +50

      @@bearplaysstuff580 I'M ACTUALLY CRYING IT'S SO BAD :skull:

    • @adxre0
      @adxre0 2 года назад +20

      @@hexhollows skull? 💀

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 3 года назад +1869

    When Kurtis [verb], you knooooooow he's [adjective].

    • @anyaphull1440
      @anyaphull1440 3 года назад +148

      when kurtis poops, you knoooow hes a stinky boy

    • @roastedbeans2051
      @roastedbeans2051 3 года назад +8

      Hacked.

    • @luna-tm6ni
      @luna-tm6ni 3 года назад +13

      i thought this was the fruit (derogatory) meme bye🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @capn_l
      @capn_l 3 года назад +23

      @@anyaphull1440 hes a little stinker

    • @lucys439
      @lucys439 3 года назад +3

      Jumps, jumpy

  • @BeauregardPayne
    @BeauregardPayne 10 месяцев назад +15

    0:45-0:49 did not age well

  • @kaitoishereig325
    @kaitoishereig325 2 года назад +13

    0:11 the sentence:if you are a new here just made my day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @meg-sk4qv
    @meg-sk4qv 3 года назад +6541

    Wild that this guy would claim that he can teach you the secrets of fame... But I've literally never seen or heard of him outside of Kurtis videos

    • @racheljensen5933
      @racheljensen5933 3 года назад +280

      Not to mention kurtis has almost double the views as him lol

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +244

      No but actually. I’m sitting here like “fucking WHO is this???”

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +89

      I'm just finding out about Nate through this video. I'm glad he's not famous

    • @alexiso.k.9119
      @alexiso.k.9119 3 года назад +23

      forgot abt him after vine lmfao

    • @ThisBraveHeart
      @ThisBraveHeart 3 года назад +5

      RIGHT!