And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself
no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.
He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.
the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭
this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO
nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀
Literally same! But for us it was being approached in like the craft aisle of Walmart while my sister and I were shopping for Valentine's stuff, and the "agent" told us we could be models lmao. And iirc it was during the recession, too (circa 2008 in the US) so we REALLY were too poor for that. 😭 Spent a couple years after though thinking that my sister and I could have been the next Hadid sisters if we just had money lmfaooo.
"I'm making my own RUclips channel." "It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her." Gee, I wonder why they broke up.
The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/
This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth
Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.
@@sazafrazaWhen he was talking about how RUclipsrs become mainstream celebrities, he showed a side by side of a video of her and a show in which she acted
It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.
@@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!
@@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching. Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.
I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.
@@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on RUclips and ITunes. I hope that helps :)
Y'all I stopped living in Kurtistown a while ago but I watched this video and saw comments like "When Kurtis has a mullet you know his neck is warm" I'm moving back in and never let me make that mistake again
@@cloekrusss2602 She does! And she has her own youtube channel and in one of her videos she was like "I'm not used to talking this much" she seems to be doing a lot better and is a lot happier
When Kurtis has muscle pain, a cough, congestion, a runny nose, sneezing, loss of smell, redness, post-nasal drip, chills, fatigue, fever, malaise, a body ache, watery eyes, itchiness, redness, sinus, chest pressure, headache, swollen lymph nodes, or throat irritation; you KNOW he has a cold
@@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.
This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD
was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.
This video is a perfect culmination of what Kurtis does, what Drew does, and what Danny does. Watching and making fun of youtubers, doing math and testing websites, and going through some grand scheme that ultimately fails. Love it.
Let's take a second to appreciate the fact that Kurtis donated $5,000 to a charity. Good job dude. This is why we love you as our mayor Thank you for the likes guys, I am glad you agree! :))
Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂
i just checked her channel out and she is literally the sweetest person out there. shes mkaing videos opening up about her story and giving tips on how to get through deppression. shes genuinely amazing.
@@stickarooni8300 I don't think she has a girlfriend, I believe they are just friends. She's talked on her youtube channel about how right now she's just taking time to focus on herself because she wants to love herself first, and is not trying to date anymore atm :)
I smoked a joint and watched this and I hated looking at Nate’s face bc for some reason it looks like the symmetry tool was used but it’s not aligned correctly so it looks correct but constantly blurred in the middle and scary when he talked. Then if you pause it do you can see what his face is like, you have to stare at it but oops you’ve stared too long and now his face is slowly becoming one of those realistic Flapjack stills and it’s just bad seeing his face at all
Yeah the actress who played Nicole said she pushed her. Also she was older than the other girls and because she looked it, that played a part into why she was off the show.
I know Kurtis probably won't see this anyway but I just wanna say to him: the insane amount of work you put into your videos does not go unnoticed. As an equally curious person, I've always really appreciated the effort you put in to get to the bottom of something (and the jokes/mini skits threaded throughout). I know it can end up taking so much time to make a video. For many reasons, you deserve every single one of your subs and more.
No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video. /hj
Kurtis Conner more like Kurtis Conner
daaaang sick burn bro, kurtis should be embarrassed
damn that's d e e p
Roasted 😳
pfff ☠️
kurtis conner? i hardly know her
"Turns out RUclips is pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity" is the quote of the century
Sick bars dude
ruclips.net/video/3Kji-J--VRg/видео.html
Honestly everything's pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity
And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself
your SO right
yeah, he‘s just a genuine ass
i think i like the dog better-
@@bazooka420 Genius 🍑
like she wasnt in every thumbnail too lol
"i wasn't attracted to the actor, but the character" I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
alex jones? is that really u?
Alex Jones? Is that really u?
ALEX JONES? is that really you?
Alex Jones? Is that really thou?
xela ojsen? si hatt lyrale oyu?
When Kurtis says fishy fishy fish, you KNOW he’s gonna make it stinky.
I wish that was a recurring joke on this channel, I postponed watching Goat Story for so long before I finally watched it
😂
that’s so good i love the call back 😭
@@spectrophobic I thought of this myself, I haven’t looked through any comments when I made this one
@@Zaido4211 Goat story was so scary
no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE red hats are ruined for me
I’m pretty sure he NEEDED KARISSA FOR VIEWS. The irony
Yeah dude screams toxic
@@mentallyunstable1926 noooooooooooo
@@Cove_Blue Yup
"I even made my girlfriend and my dog famous" I love how he says that like there's no difference between them
yeah, the dog must be like:
"the level of disrespect!"
@@taratih i wanna hear it
same person
He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.
@@brittneywalters6656 I don’t know if it’s that serious, yea he’s obviously arrogant but Idk if it’s arrogant enough to be abusive
when Kurtis closes his eyes then immediately opens them you know he's blinking
I hate it when kurtis blinks 🤧 it’s so sad it makes me cry 😭 just why does he have to blink like that, it’s so mean and sad 😭
@lindsay carrillo when Curtis opens his mouth and words come out you knooow hes talking😭
When kurtis inhales, you know he’s breathing.
@@donaldducksazzcheeks when kurtis breathes you knoooooow he’s breathing
no wayyy, you lyin man
the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭
9.8😭
9.87😭
9.9 😝
Soon it'll have double nate's entire saga's views
the “all of my influencer friends are gonna be so mad” bit gave me massive DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER vibes from those annoying pop ads
YES thats the first thing that came to my mind lmao
influencer friends HATE HIM
Hahaha that's exactly what I thought 😂😂
9 out of 10 Influencers will be so mad
@@stag5783 So you're an influencer?
Why does Nate’s hair look like it is attached his hat and not his head
his whole face looks wrong, he looks like a raisin that still has liquid in it, but it's still all wrinkly and dry like a raisin
his face looks like a tiktok filter lol
He looks like if handsome squidward and Ken from barbie were mashed together and put into the sims world
WAIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE
@@Supiel this has no business being so funny
"hey maxi pads! hope you're having a bloody good time~"
this comment should have gotten more hype...
@@mayapitts3572 There’s still time...
Under hyped comment.
lmao
Lol
this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO
same lmfao
nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀
@@nobodynoghost don't be mean to you 😭you were literally a child and they were taking advantage of that
Literally same! But for us it was being approached in like the craft aisle of Walmart while my sister and I were shopping for Valentine's stuff, and the "agent" told us we could be models lmao. And iirc it was during the recession, too (circa 2008 in the US) so we REALLY were too poor for that. 😭 Spent a couple years after though thinking that my sister and I could have been the next Hadid sisters if we just had money lmfaooo.
When Kurtis blinks, you knooooooow his eyes won't get dry.
so true leshawna
Leshawna spitting fax
Leshawna
you spitting straight facts leshawna
best one yet 🤣
When Kurtis has a mullet, you knoooow his neck is warm.
I have a mullet and my neck isnt warm this is unfair :(
neck? warm
sore? cold
kurtis? conner
@@LindsayRaeToro hotel? trivago
@@shnoopypoopy1364 same boat :'C hair's too thin
@@LordoftheSties the east knows
When Kurtis Conner puts one foot in front of the other to propel himself in a particular direction, you KNOW he's walking.
R. U. N.
BAHAHAHADFDHDFSTBZ
this made me laugh
Quick shoutout to Kurtis' mother for telling the scammer agents to kick rocks.
Pro mom move
when Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out- you just KNOW he's talking
Nah I can't tell
Really? I can't
😂😂😭😭😭Thats so deep
imagine stealing a comment and then getting 8 times the likes 😹
EREH
"If one of my Ex Girlfriends...."
Jesus Kurtis, didn't have to flex on us that hard
The egoistic plural
OOOF
When kurtis closes his eyes for 5-8 hours you KNOW he’s asleep
I love this bc it implies Kurtis can’t take like an hour long nap like he needs to close his eyes for 5+ hours to sleep
isarule said by nobody ever..
lmao
Nah he just might be dead
@Joshua EdwinRoehl that was garbage
when there's colleen in a video before 2023 you KNOW it's before the toxic gossip train
LMAO, i was thinking the exact same thing
@@TheeEnglishKnightFR
MY MIND WENT IMMEDIATEKY THERE OMFG😋
DESERVES MORE LIKES
Yeah, because her face flashed across my screen and I stopped what I was doing to check the upload date of this video lmaooo
When Kurtis drinks water, you just *KNOW* he’s gonna get hydrated
That's sooo Kurtis haha
😭
facts‼️
@lee mabel LMFAOOOO deadass 💀💀💀💀
LITERALLY
“All of my influencer friends are gonna be SO mad at me!” Has the same energy as “She’s 50 but looks 25! Dermatologists HATE HER!”
Right? LMFAO
@Chicken Permission how do you have 76 subscribers with no videos
@@janelleaf792 C H I C K E N P E R M I S S I O N
OMG yes
@@janelleaf792 how do I have 619 subs without any videos
Wild that this guy would claim that he can teach you the secrets of fame... But I've literally never seen or heard of him outside of Kurtis videos
Not to mention kurtis has almost double the views as him lol
No but actually. I’m sitting here like “fucking WHO is this???”
I'm just finding out about Nate through this video. I'm glad he's not famous
forgot abt him after vine lmfao
RIGHT!
Lmao I love that Kurtis actually calculated the Nate to his girlfriend talking ratio.
When Kurtis introduces himself as Kurtis you just KNOW he’s Kurtis.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
when kurtis says “fishy fishy fish,” you just knooow he’s makin’ it stinky.
This might be my favourite comment of all time
Underrated comment, I'm crying NXKDKFKFKFKF
HELP LMFAO 😭😭
💀💀💀💀
yooo facts‼💯🔥🔥😂😂😂
"I'm making my own RUclips channel."
"It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her."
Gee, I wonder why they broke up.
@yuwen
Yes. Why do people always ask me this
@yuwen I was confused at first but I caught on
Hey hey Tad strange, quick question your opinion on bread?
They broke up because Kurtis stole all the respect women juice.
@@Emily.Russell
I love it
the way kurtis just casually dropped 5 grand to make a point is just so everything to me
when kurtis has a cold sore, you knoooow he’s self conscious
kurtis? conner?
@@seren4066 who is that
@@Daniela-he5jd dude, idk, i dont think that's even a real name smh
I literally stopped noticing it, he’s looking pretty cool 😎
Kurtis Sackballs
I am a big fan of the “peer pressuring crappy creators to donate their earnings to charity” move. More of that please. 🙌🏻
@Joshua EdwinRoehl my
@Joshua EdwinRoehl Btw for everyone its a link to a song. It's... It's honestly so bad. How'd he manage to miss every note? It's astounding.
@@bearplaysstuff580 oh I gotta see this
@@bearplaysstuff580 I'M ACTUALLY CRYING IT'S SO BAD :skull:
@@hexhollows skull? 💀
The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/
good thing they broke up. now the queen can thrive
I imagine anytime she complained.about that he shut her down and she apologized for saying anything. Guys like this are trash
I mean I'm pretty sure he isn't like that he's not a piece of trash
And thats on toxic relationships 😌✨
@@gracieswebcam476 girl are we watching the same video
I love how he says that it isn't a challenge going viral anymore since he does it "every video" yet I've literally never heard of him before lol
"Influencers gonna be mad at me" has the same vibe as "doctors hate him" pop up adds
it really does though lmao
Omg my whole childhood was filled with seeing those adds on random magazine sites and I rememeber asking my mom why doctors hate people 😂
Why does Nate look like a randomly generated sim when you have a bunch of CC installed...
AAAAA WHY IS THIS ACCURATE
He does
Truuuu
The truth of the day 😅
YES
When Kurtis is wearing clothes, you KNOW he’s not naked
I feel bad for his underwear that has to stare at his crotch and booty hole all day
Eh, I’m not sure about that.
This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth
Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.
She’s been going for only like 2 monthes and already has 25k so she’s doing pretty well
It’s also hilarious cos like WHOS MANS IS THIS???? Like he’s irrelevant to anyone over the age of 13.
I mean no wonder why they broke up Bcs he was manipulative
And he renamed their channel to ‘Nate Garner’ I’m disappointed 😞
@@zaria_time1 I mean they broke up and said they were gonna separate the channels so it makes sense
This "Nate" character looks like what happens when u hit the randomize button in the Sims and all ur custom content mashes up together in one mess
yesss haha
999 likes oooooooop
Ohh, I felt that
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00% true
*oh my g o d*
The most ironic thing about Nate and his "secret to fame" videos is I didn't even know he existed until this video.
Sameee hahaha
Samee💀💀
same lmao
Just another generic Vlogger with a Girlfriend.
Right? Same! I was sitting here listening to him say he knows how to go viral every time like “but...I don’t...know who you are....”
seeing colleen ballinger in this video in 2023 was a jumpscare
I KNOWW LMAO
Why what happened with her?
NVM SHE WAS THE UKULELE GIRL AFOINWANOIF
Wait where was she in this?
@@sazafrazaWhen he was talking about how RUclipsrs become mainstream celebrities, he showed a side by side of a video of her and a show in which she acted
when kurtis does a rapid act of shutting and opening the eyes quickly to moisturize your eyeballs you *KNOW* hes blinking
he is blinking to moisturize my eyeballs?
@@Eli-mn5cq hes a very helpful mayor, dont question it
ehhh? not really, no proof for that one chief. makes no sense to me, if you ask me. and if you don't, then..................
amongua
I loved your role in Spider-Tan 2
@@lightlylemony
amongua
the “surface leather *h* *u* *h* ?” SENT ME INTO ORBIT😭😭😭
SAAAAME HOW IS THIS THE ONLY COMMENT IVE SEEN ABOUT IT AND IT ONLY HAS 7 LIKES 😭😭😭
HHA
@Fe Side 11:51 ish
SAME I LAUGHED SO HARD. I love when he keeps his little mistakes in the video 😂😂
oh my god same LMFAO
when Kurtis uploads a 36:51 long video, you KNOW it's going to be slightly over half an hour!
YEAHH
I dont knoww, he might have posted a video minutely longer than half an hour
lol
@@gumbilitous2804 nah I think your crazy man
When Kurtis uploads, you KNOW it’s gonna be an upload!
When Kurtis unprivates a video, you KNOW he just uploaded
When Kurtis slams his hands together you knooooow hes clapping
The east knows
"What's hanging, Maxi Pads and Tampons?" is an absolute banger of an intro
Okay but now I really wanna see you and Jacob recreate “That’s Cringe: Epic Morning Routine”. Fuckin’ love that video
Bro fuckin same. That's like one of my favorite videos
walnut saLAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD
phroggie I thought he only ate book pages covered in balsamic?
@@mars6855 BABY WAIT IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT......CHICK FIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Still waiting for more That’s cringe
the amount of work that went into this video is astounding, props to Kurtis for doing all that for 12 views on the video
“Mullet and a Cold Sore” would be a sick band name.
yooo oml
Nah
WHY ARE YOU SO RIGHT LMAO
@@thesleepydot bruh how
Idk why this made me think of coke but now I want a cold glass bottle of coke 😅🙃
"Influencer" is such a cringe word because they're not influencing anyone over 10 years old.
It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.
i mean they are the most easy to influence so...
@@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!
@@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching.
Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.
aaand they don’t ever know what they’re talking about for stuff like diet, skincare, etc O.o
Regular people: "surface level"
Kurtis: "surf this leather"
I
@@nastyvibess i
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At 25:14 Kurtis waves his hands and his hands are tUCKED INTO HIS HOODIE SLEEVES AND I JUST DIED A LITTLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
kurtis, drew, and danny are the only people in this world who would calculate something like how long karissa and nate were talking
True 😂
drew absolutely would, and then he would tweet a 7 minute clip of just karissa trying to talk and getting interrupted
and Cody Ko
mmm why did you write the same name twice
drew literally did that with his videos about laugh tracks lmao
its the fact that he is promoting his program while his ex-girlfriend has eyeliner and mascara streaming down her cheeks for me.
I hope to god she finds someone better and leaves him in the dust
Y’all need Jesus... 💆🏻♀️
By yall, I mean Nate
@Sameen Mannal its kinda like a slang, try googling it. its not that hard haha
remember when that one dude pretended his girlfriend was dead so he could promote his other channel
@@luna.s9138 you didn’t have to be rude abt it 🤭
Imagine Kurtis got on Zoey101 as like a reoccurring background character only for his crush to leave immediately after
holy shit id love that
I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.
@@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on RUclips and ITunes. I hope that helps :)
Kurtis kinda looks like logan with that mullet
@@purplemusiclover1597 It isn't hard to find for free online too tbh, don't pay for it lmao
rewatching this video in the current climate makes the colleen ballinger clip so funny
please kurtis, it’s been 7 months. i need part 67 so i know the end of the joke. i’m begging.
It's been 16 months. What as the punchline?! WE GOTTA KNOW KURTIS!!
@@shaylinesweenith 17 now. ive sunk my bank account into finding the punchline. send help.
KURTIS IT'S BEEN A YEAR
It's been 18 now I've lost my home and I'm drinking, my life has fallen into the gutter. But I wont give up, I WILL FIND THAT PUNCHLINE
I normally read comments in my head in my own voice but for some reason I read that in Danny’s voice
Finding Nemo came out 5 years before taken. Taken is human Finding Nemo.
I guess it’s a chicken and the egg type thing 😅
@@kurtisconner they were just feeding off of each other
@@kurtisconner Kurtis sackballs
@@kurtisconner if you don’t respond I’m gonna beat you in fortnite
Only 5 years? Jesus...
when kurtis is at a construction site, you KNOW he’d like to give you another nail
would you like another nail, sir
@Fen Vulpeus A+ comment
I love these comments
you win
i want theses replies and the comment read at my funeral
8:03 Please someone just tell him to button his shirt
Time stamps
0:00 - very funny video
11:51 - surface leather
11:55 - the rest of the extremely hilarious video
LMAO
Not all heroes wear capes
Thank you
HUH?
nice
Y'all I stopped living in Kurtistown a while ago but I watched this video and saw comments like "When Kurtis has a mullet you know his neck is warm"
I'm moving back in and never let me make that mistake again
Welcome back 😼
You are stuck here now, you will never leave again 😤
i kept your house clean while you were gone, come on in :)
we got you homie😎😎
I baked you some cookies in celebration of your return :)
"it was like that scene from ghost, *but somehow worse"*
Thanks for telling us what he said!
k
@@swig8792 Fr. I’m deaf and the subtitles aren’t great
How do you have 100k subs but barely make a couple thousand views? Not hate just confused
When Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out you KNOW hes talking 🗣🗣🔥🔥
honestly good for karissa, she seems lovely and didnt deserve this relationship
just commenting for the aesthetic
Commenting to ruin the aesthetic haha
Based on her newest video it sounds like he was abusive😬
@@randohuman5084 I mean gd no shit mannn
I believe she got a girlfriend and she seems happier
Nate is awful to her, she so used to being silenced by him that she just says ok when he says “next question”. I hope she gets far away from him
Someone commented that now she has a girlfriend hehe.
@@cloekrusss2602 She does! And she has her own youtube channel and in one of her videos she was like "I'm not used to talking this much" she seems to be doing a lot better and is a lot happier
@@cloekrusss2602 best girl friend yes
@@doodlebug7 wow biggest glow up of the century, I'm glad she's doing good
@Irina “ah yes they seem to be very good best friends” 🙎♀️💗🙎♀️
When Kurtis has muscle pain, a cough, congestion, a runny nose, sneezing, loss of smell, redness, post-nasal drip, chills, fatigue, fever, malaise, a body ache, watery eyes, itchiness, redness, sinus, chest pressure, headache, swollen lymph nodes, or throat irritation; you KNOW he has a cold
why is sinus one of the symptoms lol, is having a sinus a symptom of a cold
@@sweetsunia think its supposed to be "sinus and chest pressure"
@@sweetsunia 😂
💀
or the plague
Commentary youtube videos that turn into social experiments are the reason I got into commentary youtubers.
when Kurtis’ mouth is moving and his voice box is making sound you KNOW he’s talking
fr ✋😳
WOAH!! 🤯
Cheers to that brother
dude i wrote this comment 14 hours ago and i’m at 863 likes what-
@@Gwenwilliams0409 well that's what happens to people that make good, top quality comments bud 😤
When someone refers to you in the same way they refer to their dog, you KNOW they're misogynistic.
good girl?
@@x_halla_x5780 he was like "I made my girlfriend and dog famous" as if she wasn't her own person who could provide content that people liked.
What about guys? lol dont think like that but on this case, you are right
@@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.
This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD
when is part 67 coming out.....i’m still waiting for the punchline :(
Ive been waiting forever 😔
And part 48 to find out what he does to Nate when he gets there.
He tells you in part 75 when part 67 comes out!
I'm still waiting for part 69 :(
part 4 is only available on the secrets to fame website
was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.
When Kurtis [verb], you knooooooow he's [adjective].
when kurtis poops, you knoooow hes a stinky boy
Hacked.
i thought this was the fruit (derogatory) meme bye🏃♀️🏃♀️
@@anyaphull1440 hes a little stinker
Jumps, jumpy
This video is a perfect culmination of what Kurtis does, what Drew does, and what Danny does. Watching and making fun of youtubers, doing math and testing websites, and going through some grand scheme that ultimately fails. Love it.
When Kurtis is breathing, you KNOW his red blood cells are exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen
just got a whole science lesson their :)
This is it. This is the best comment ever.
Best comment
@@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 Do you want a grammar lesson as well? It’s “there” not “their” 😅
@@MainStar10 Damn....guess I do. Well....y'know THEIR is one nice roast😂
When Kurtis says a word ending in -er, you knooooow he’s gonna make the “I hardly know ‘er!” joke
Kurtis Conner??!?? I hardly know 'er!
"says a word ending in -er" hmmmmm
@@christopherlie3590 fricker 😎
Uh oh
N
Let's take a second to appreciate the fact that Kurtis donated $5,000 to a charity. Good job dude. This is why we love you as our mayor
Thank you for the likes guys, I am glad you agree! :))
Oo what charity?
@@awkwardotter13 psarts.org! its in the video :)
Fuck yaaaa!!!
ruclips.net/video/3Kji-J--VRg/видео.html
*kurtis doesn’t say folks*
me : sad
kurtis: “I almost forgot ‘folks’ 👏🏼”
me: 👏🏼😄
Still miss the "except that one time"
Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂
Lol that Disney Channel transition music tho
Oh hello! I really like your channel ♡
@@Vampire_Nightshade I know right? Slightly unexpected but a nice surprise
we luv hannah montana 🤩 also hi
I love Blaire White! 😊❤
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL ITS GREAT
i just checked her channel out and she is literally the sweetest person out there. shes mkaing videos opening up about her story and giving tips on how to get through deppression. shes genuinely amazing.
Whast her channel name
@@Sim-zk9qr Karissa Duncan
she also has a girlfriend I’m so happy for her
@@stickarooni8300 I don't think she has a girlfriend, I believe they are just friends. She's talked on her youtube channel about how right now she's just taking time to focus on herself because she wants to love herself first, and is not trying to date anymore atm :)
@@snakewithapen5489 ohhh thanks for letting me know :))
When kurtis is talking, you knowww he’s going to say somethingggg.
ora 😎
Is jotaro in jail still?
@@networkdestroyer8713 you know they’re still when they’re jail
exactly, Star Platinum from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
I smoked a joint and watched this and I hated looking at Nate’s face bc for some reason it looks like the symmetry tool was used but it’s not aligned correctly so it looks correct but constantly blurred in the middle and scary when he talked. Then if you pause it do you can see what his face is like, you have to stare at it but oops you’ve stared too long and now his face is slowly becoming one of those realistic Flapjack stills and it’s just bad seeing his face at all
this was insanely funny to me wtf
WEHEHEHEHE😂
hands down the funniest shit I've read in a while
The irony is, by buying Nate's program, Michael DID actually go viral...
“This video would literally not be possible without him.”
Hey guys, this video is sponsored by that guy Michael.
I want to like this but It's at 420 likes so...imagine I liked it
LOL Did he forget to mention I'm a representative from raid shadow legends?;)
@@meekialx raid is everywhere, there is no escape from the raid sponsored videos
Hey Kurtis, i actually got deep into zoey 101 lore recently, and Dana left because she kept fighting with her other co-stars off set, they fired her
oh wow lol
Yeah the actress who played Nicole said she pushed her. Also she was older than the other girls and because she looked it, that played a part into why she was off the show.
knew it- i could just tell she was like that- and i didn't even watch that stuff lmfao
i will be forever grateful for the introduction to maxine🙌🏻🙌🏻my queen
sorry i'm crying over "service leather- hUH?" ty for not editing that out
Time stamp for me lol: 11:51
I kept going back just to laugh lol. It was so funny to me
I'd love to see his analytics for this video. There's got to be a large spike of all of us just replaying that part 😂
he better apologize for that it made me laugh so hard i started choking on my candy and my throat hurts
thank u to the time stamp comment and everyone else; when u comment i get a notification and watch that segment again 😌
Nate: “I go viral every video-“
Me: *hasn’t heard of him at any time in my life*
lucky 😞
Bro I was ur 99th likee
I’ve literally only watched like one or two of their vids Nd only cuz Karissa💯
Same lol
Literally
When kurtis has a mullet, you know it’s a party in the back
and business in the front
kurtis in the back, conner in the front
crystal methyd and kurtis conner are mullet twins confirmed
😎
the miranda sings at the beginning did not age well
frr
When Kurtis opens his mouth, puts food in it, chews and swallows you just KNOW he’s eating
when Kurtis opens his eyes and then closes them immediately you know he's blinking.
when Kurtis opens his mouth and uses his vocal cords, you KNOW he’s talking
@@madeofwasp when Kurtis turns on the shower and uses soap to scrub himself you know he’s cleaning himself!
@@obiwankenobi9141 when kurtis opens his mouth to inhale oxygen and then exhales carbon dioxide, you just KNOW he’s breathing
When Kurtis used his brain to send messages to his limbs telling them to make motions, you just KNOW he’s moving
Go viral every time? *gathers credit card information immediately*
istg i see you everywhere ahahahahaha
Omg I love your channel ddjdhdjd hiii
*takes notes nervously*
We watch all the same RUclipsrs bc ive seen ur comments everywhere
Oh my gosh Morgan I see you everywhere and I love your videos. We watch the same youtubers lmaooooo
When Kurtis quickly puts his hands together and then apart, you just KNOW he's clapping.
Or he's praying to long furby???
@@nessa.m good point, the long boy deserves respect 😤
Lol
This is so funny, esp cuz it can be so easily misinterpreted
wow i didnt realize that!
When Kurtis makes a video, you KNOW he’s making a video
I know Kurtis probably won't see this anyway but I just wanna say to him: the insane amount of work you put into your videos does not go unnoticed. As an equally curious person, I've always really appreciated the effort you put in to get to the bottom of something (and the jokes/mini skits threaded throughout). I know it can end up taking so much time to make a video. For many reasons, you deserve every single one of your subs and more.
well said!! couldn’t agree more!
Yes. Omg I love himm
@@cloekrusss2602 me too 😌
@@littlekidloverifykyk256 ur username- my childhood 🥺🥺
Yuppp couldn't agree more
When Kurtis forgets the extra greeting again, you KNOW he going to get cancelled
#KURTISCONNERISOVERPARTY
what's even the point if I don't get my extra greeting
@@tennysonmiles4805 #KURTISCONNERISOVERAGAINPARTY
he says everytime but i know it's not every time😭
kurtis it's the only white man with a mullet that I trust
i felt this on a spiritual level
kurtis is the only white man
@@shambamz7476 yes
@@xanderguyer7512 hm i've only watched a couple of his vids but yes you're right he gets mullet rights too
@@xanderguyer7512 what?
No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video.
/hj
@@Make_AWishhalf joking
@@eemansuhail thank you I read it as handjob 🙏
If Kurtis says 'surface leather', you knooooow he's illiterate.
off topic but i like ur shoto pfp lmao
Shoto never looked so happy 🤣
@@ale_xxx-i Pfp* pp makes it seem like peepee lol-
@Inès
*_SHOTO PP_* LMAO-
@@user-li1cx3ph2v they meant what they said 🥴