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When gamer guys were freaking out over how "masculine" Alloy was I was in so much shock. She looks so feminine to me. It's so scary how narrow their view of women is.
All their views on women come from porn.
literally, i remember seeing a video where someone made aloy walk as slow as possible in the most revealing outfit they could find in the game. the comments were unhinged
And yet Megan Fox was born a man. Joke’s on them
@@etovakala Don't forget about anime, too. Anime has messed up their definition of what a woman is to an insane degree
😭 like duh a woman in the robot apocalypse might be slightly muscular and not have access to beauty products, I remember I saw someone edit her to have a full face of makeup and said she's more realistic
I’ve seen someone say “let’s normalize having a group of people you enjoy the company of”. Yeah. That’s right. Twitter user discovers friendship
i have to wonder if they’re being ironic but i’m resigned to the fact that i don’t even know when *i’m* being ironic anymore
yes
lets normalize having romantic feelings towards a person you frequently interact with
That one tweet that was like “meeting my irl mutual soon” 😭 and someone said “you mean a FRIEND?”
@@lillianjeffers3780 💀
I once got called "Cronically Online" for saying not all women want to be housewives or stay-home moms.
I think you can UNO reverse card that guy
@@M0rmi It was a woman who said that to me. She claimed that all women would be happy if they stayed at home with the kids or something and that is was her "calling" I just simply said not all women want that.
its sad that people like that are a minority , right now the majority are the opposite , people thinking that women cant be housewifes , and they basically harrass any housewife they find on the internet
@@erxanerxan9769 Yeah right bro, literally no one is being harrassed for that.
they are on the internet. If you dont see , doesnt mean it doesnt exist @@jeffwoods5600
As an autistic person, I absolutely LOVE the thought of using the excuse “I’m sorry I don’t make eye contact. I just have ancestral trauma from Medusa times.”😂😂😂
"oh sorry, its just that the last time i stared into a womans eyes i got hard as a rock."
"Wait not like that!"
As an autistic person myself, I can now use this too, and redirect people to this video😂😂😂
Also autistic here. Love how casually that person implies autism is an evolutionary holdover from a time when:
1) Medusa and other gorgons were real
2) They were the natural predators of humans
as if that's not an insane thing to say and other people will immediately know what the hell they're talking about
As a fellow autistic person, I wish others would stop telling the allistics all our secrets. What's next? Is somebody going to spill the beans that we don't like bright lights because of our psychic connection to the ghost of Icarus? 😤
Fellow autistic guy here, couldnt agree more, I will absolutely lean into these theorys where my superpowers come from. Saying I had too many vaccines so now I dont get how to socially interact with new people is too funny.
I once saw a tweet talking about something nice the person's dad did, and someone replied "You're being really insensitive with people who don't have dads anymore" and I think that pretty much sums up the internet.
Yeah pretty much. I saw a post on Instagram wishing Black women a safe delivery because we're 4x times more likely to die when giving birth and the comments where filled with "all lives matters" type of people. Lots of "how about we wish ALL pregnant women a safe delivery" and "so black women are the only ones who deserve a safe delivery?" and my personal favorite "Now if I said I wished white women a safe delivery, I would be called racist, but because it's black women it's okay?". I had to log out, because I couldn't handle the sheer amount of ignorance I was reading. And of course most of the comments came from non-black folk, of course.
As someone without a dad anymore, I have to say it's pretty insensitive of other people to have dads when I don't. As recompense, I think everyone should give me their dad. Thanks in advance 😌
@@3starsburningbright your reading comprehension…. 🤦♀️
@@Fantallana I'm not even going to respond to them cause I don't wanna be rude nor feel like educating anyone rn.
@@blueismylove3128
"Oh, so black women are the only ones who deserve a safe delivery?"
...
Yes. Everyone else should have to go and give birth in the woods, with three expired Tylenol tablets, a dish towel, and a first-year kinesiology dropout for a midwife. That's the only sane way to interpret what was said.
Jesus Christ.
They guy who said that Aloy had a "beard" just outed himself. Bro fully admitted that he has NEVER been that close to a woman with that post.
so funny when guys assume x characeristic that they have must not exist in women (unless they’re “low estrogen”, “not high value women”, “angry butch feminists”, “must be trans agenda, men in disguise” etc.) simply because they don’t see it in anime girls or the porn they watch, these being the women they’re voyeuristically making comparison to - not real live women…
I actually thought Kurtis was gonna talk about another Tweet I saw about Aloy where a man got mad that she didn't look enough like a woman and photoshopped makeup on her to look like a Kardashian 💀
@@chickenanddoodles What is wrong with these people omg
@Kurtis Not the real Kurtis obviously
The funniest part is that the photoshopped image was apparently made ironically, then some other guy stole it, claimed to have edited it himself, and said that that's how "real women look" lmao
When I noticed that Aloy had tiny hairs on her face, I was really impressed at how detailed her character model was, and that the devs actually took the time to do that just because that's how it is irl. It's the same feeling I got when I noticed you could see the horse's balls expand and shrink depending on how warm or cold the the weather is in RDR2.
man why were you lookin at horse balls 💀💀 /lh
@@baototta There's a 3rd person camera. It's positioned behind the horse, the main way to travel is by horse, so naturally you see horse ass for a big chunk of the game, even if you're not staring directly at it I just happened to randomly notice it. Also, there's a ton of posts online about it.
@@baotottagood question 😂
@@baotottafor science, obviously
what⁉️
My wife works at NASA and I volunteer at launches. I literally watched a rocket launch into space about a mile away with my own eyes and when NASA posted about it, decided to read the Twitter comments…almost all of the first ones were tons of ppl claiming it was a hoax and “OBV CGI LMAO” …
I died a little inside that day. No, a lot. 😫 I mean, I knew those ppl existed but being new to Twitter, it was just a special kind of horror.
Nah you were just secretly in a huge screen dome and it actually was cgi and you didnt even know
Sorry to hear that friend. Just try to remember the whole world isn't on twitter. Also, those are a vocal minority pushed towards your post on Twitter because of algorithms designed to show people the most engaging content for them. Most people with sense would see a rocket launch and go "nice," give it a like perhaps and move on with their day. People who are most likely to comment are these conspiracy theorists who feel the need to "awaken the masses" to some BS conspiracy. 🫂
offtopic, but congrats to your wife! getting a job at such an important company and seeing a rocket launch so close is absolutely incredible, and you both should be proud of her!
nice try, government drone
Those people have nothing better to do. Point that out to them.
"Why does Aloy have a beard" hit so fucking hard, I almost cried from genuine sorrow as I realised this man has never been near a woman and never will be 😭
it's sad but atleast they won't reproduce
Serves him right tbh
I mean… Even though everyone has peach fuzz, I have seen a cis woman with a bit of facial hair on the chin. Wasn’t a full beard, but she had quite a bit and it made her extremely insecure not to mention the literal harassment she got from people who though she was a man pretending to be a woman. Cis women with facial hair exist. Women with facial hair exists. Men aren’t the only ones who can get it though it is rare for a woman to get it. Human bodies are weird.
@@klausd.6285 yeah PCOS and other hormonal issues can cause women to grow more facial hair
@@klausd.6285 Im not sure what women who have some hair on their face like the rest of human kind has to do with assuming any peach fuzz = a beard, which is the issue at hand lmao
As an autistic person, I can confirm I dislike eye contact because of a past life from Medusa times. I was one of her statues. Perseus hung his shield on my arm, so I got to be a part of that historical moment where he uses her reflection to kill her. 10/10 iconic, worth the eye-contract trauma.
As an autistic person who doesn't dislike eye contact (with people I'm familiar with) I can confirm I've purposely turned several people to stone.
Relatable /g
@@blueismylove3128 autistic. eye contact for me mostly feels like an unnecessary challenge that i will Win, and honestly i think i might've turned people to stone in the past.
Well this explains quite a bit on my obsession with mythology. It was all do to this. Only one person I can look in the eye without turning them into stone
Fr fr as an autistic that was there, (in the other corner of the place) that was a certified gamer moment 10/10
when that middle aged white woman said that abortion was worse than slavery i genuinely had to get up and take a fucking walk.
Pro-life are fucking insane. Here in México they took a girl victim of rape and put her in the middle of the city to make a public ultrasound (is it called like that? When they see the baby with x-ray?) and celebrated she was pregnant... A 12 YEARS OLD GIRL THAT WAS RAPED! They celebrated it and said god has put the person there to give her the miracle of life. Never in my life I have the feeling to commit crimes. And they didn't want her to abort even she was pleading to, she couldn't support the pregnancy sympthoms. If this story ended as I may think it did. That girl surely didn't survive the birth. Also they say is better they live in poverty, being abused and raped and mistreated than killing it when is a motherfucking cell. (sorry got a bit mad)
I had to put my phone down and hold myself tightly
After reading this now i m gonna do meditation!!
Its a double whammy. imagine being so stupid you think actual human imprisonment and abuse is worse than the termination of a pregnancy (that could have been caused by rape.) shes a lost cause, as a white woman i say we do NOT claim that mf😂
After reading this, i had to question my life
as an autism i can confirm i have ancestral memories from when wizards existed
Bold of you to assume they stopped existing
love the phrasing "as an autism" /gen
@venus_rivers did you need the tone indicator?
@@alterbennet5420 i didnt want to sound condescending or anything
@@venus_riversMost people are able to tell from word choice you really don't need to use tone indicators
The “Beard” on Aloy is called peach fuzz, and as a 3D artist I LOVE IT. It’s a good example of how insanely good game engine rendering has become
Same, I do 2D so I’m not too familiar w cgi but it’s crazy how high fidelity you can get, and seeing the jump between consoles is wild. Not that high fidelity always makes for better art, but it’s cool that you have more options + more range to communicate a design. Like when curly hair used to be really difficult to render not that long ago, now the tech has gotten so good we’ve been able to represent a wider variety of hairstyles and textures. Anyways that’s a tangent but I’m pro-peach fuzz
I’m so excited to play the new horizon game because the graphics are so beautiful! video games have really made me think about becoming a video game designer or a character artist because I think they’re art in themselves and it would be something I’d love to make
@@ur-local-lesbian-comrade I'm 8 hours in And I love it. Graphics are honestly beautiful and the world around is so detailed. You should definitely play it when you get the time!!
Literally all women have it too!
@@Nakia11798 just all people in general, that twitter guy was insane.
As someone with autism I can confirm that I do, in fact, dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from Medusa times.
i can also confirm
As someone without autism, I can confirm that I do, in fact, dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from Medusa times.
same
As medusa I can confirm I give autistic people and none autistic people ancestral memoried
as ancestral memories, i give medusa contact to autistic times because of eyes
The "everyone is trans" conspiracy gets me every time 😂😅
its true tho everyone is trans Source: i made them trans
@@Patchesn0x I support this!
@bridgettewade4167 wut
@@Patchesn0xcan confirm, Patchesn0x transed my gender :(
@@Patchesn0xThey call me strogen. Estrogen.
I like the TikTok lady who says you gotta Be Aware of The Matrix to Escape The Matrix, than accuses famous people of being trans. Like... The Matrix, directed by two trans women, is famously a Trans Allegory and I dont think TikTok vibes lady got the memo.
hahah good point
“Man, Kurtis is right, people really do need to get off of their phones,” I think as I watch Kurtis on my phone.
When I read this I thought you meant Kurtis was irl on your phone, like he stole it and your watching him playing angry birds on your phone lol
@@TheBestSam42 I mean, is that out of character for him?
Damn, these bots are evolving
That why I watch him on my iPad, lol.
@@furbykova7376 he’s trying to take me phone rn and comment that exact same thing
I love the phrase "Medusa times" because it suggests that 1. Medusa was real and not a fictional mythical creature and 2. She was such a prevalent issue that humans to this day are averse to eye contact as an innate survival mechanism, akin to a fear of the dark and loud noises
And after about 6000 years, or however long ago Medusa existed
Oh ya i definitely feel uncomfortable with eye contact due to a hippogriff once staring at me in my past life with mythical creatures. Definitely not because I have autism. lol
book idea unlocked
@@thewhiterabbitchaser i know it would be problematic and definitely make our lives harder but that would be such a good plot like I have autism and I hate when people act like we're some sort of mythical creatures.. but I really want that to be a movie 😭
Especially because autism existed before the myth of Medusa 💀
"okay... did a fcking woman birth me?" I SHED TEARS
I like to call myself Chronically Online, but looking at these people, i feel really normal
Same. 😂
Indeed😅😅😅
agreed even watching hours worth of content because it was pouring rain where i lived i was thinking to myself how i must be addicted to youtube and i need to do better things and then i watched this video and i feel way better realising it could be infinitly worse than wasteing a bit of time
i’m always stuck at home with no opportunity go leave, so i’m usually stuck using my computer & it feels horrible. homeschooling is far worse than ya’d think, kids.
not normal just not on the same platform
"Sorry for calling you shawty, I say it when I'm nervous" is my favorite thing I've seen on twitter
FR LMAO
I cope with humor and that seriously sounds like something I would say 😭😭😭
the gerard way profile pic made it 10x funnier
i watched this go down in live time. i was mutuals with the shawty sayer. it was amazing.
ik them & i wanna say it was a set up joke omgneiekekdk
Recently saw a take that said „it‘s not okay for people to tell women not to drink alcohol during pregnancy because it‘s ableist to want children to be born healthy“ and it still makes my blood boil that some people actually think that way
i'm sorry WHAT
I'm sorry I'm done. I'm done I want to leave this planet rn
I- Ablism is for unavoidable/inevitable outcomes. It's like saying its ablist to say someone's senses are impaired when they drive drunk.
dude, were fucking doomed omfg. *“its abliest to to want children to be born healthy” ??????????????????* health is important to fucking survive and yknow be comfortable in life. its cruel that you would rather choose to fuck up a childs health.
I really can't believe people that think like that exist. Like, can people even be that dumb? If someone spouted shit like that I feel like there's no way there's no part of them that thinks that saying that was stupid
the literal woman saying that gta was going “woke“ for having a female protag is crazy to me bcuz going by that logic wouldnt that mean ur also woke for existing ??☠️
Using a journal to share my opinions with my future self rather than strangera on the internet is probably the healthiest thing I do mentally. Highly recommend to anyone who can't stop oversharing on the internet.
I started wiring down my thoughts at the end of each day. It helps as a time for meditation as well. It also is a time I give myself to destress after a busy day of work.
"At least the slave can escape" has the same vibe as "slavery was a choice" smh have we learned nothing internet
Honestly the only point she proved in that TikTok was that she’d be the type of person to keep their child as their own personal slave if the whole “woke child abuse laws” weren’t a thing.
@hope. ok but that actually does kinda explain
Nah, that person is probably using internet explorer and that post was supposed to upload like 40 years ago
I love how there was a SIA joke immediately followed by an absurd take on autism, I don't know if this was on purpose but it was genius
Fr!
my exact thought xD
Why? Does she have autism?
that was definitely on purpose 😭
what's SIA? When I looked it up I just got a thing abotu an Australian singer.
The vocals for “one less nervous boy” absolutely 🔥
no more tweeting, write ur hot takes down and nail them to the door of ur local church like a true lutheran
Watching people on Twitter rediscover “complex” feelings like disliking people will forever be my favourite thing
ikr.
I just got to the Medusa part, and as an autistic person, yeah that’s 100% correct :)
Fr
fr! have these people never had enemies before?!
Idk if it's in this video (I haven't fished it) but I saw a tweet once that was like "making moots irl♥️" and someone quote tweeted it with "you mean making friends?"
The woman saying celebs are "hiding their """biological gender"""" is a transvestigator. They do advanced next level 4d phrenology to say "umm actually this celebrity is trans"
The funny thing is that she used a Matrix reference, when the Matrix was created by two trans women lol
the whole transvestigation categorizing people as "trans" based on physical features that are well within the normal phenotypical range for that sex is so aggravating, backwards and harmful. Terf are such a joke its insane a feminism off-shoot is causing so much harm to women, but thats what exclusionary radicalism does (:
you can't have advanced next level phrenology because it's proven phrenology is unscientific..... damn these people were really failed by the education system
god, transvestigators are just as bad as terfs
Not the advanced 4d phrenology lmaoo. What's next for them d'ya reckon? 5g trepanation? God help us lol
Lmfao that shit is so wild to me. I've seen so many people "accuse" someone of being trans when they're 100% cis (nothing wrong with being trans ofc). But like some conservative will see a cis woman with a square jaw and cry, some dude will just be short and skinny and they'll freak out and do like Level 100 math to "figure out their real gender" or something. It's insane but kinda hilarious from how stupid it is
As someone who thought he was chronically online, I’m very happy I was able to watch this video and laugh at people who are way worse. Thank you Kurtis for making me feel less alone
The strangest take I’ve seen online: anyone who opposes incest is a Eugenicist.
Their argument was that because the main argue meant against incest is that any child of incest is going to be messed up, it is eugenics to not allow family members to have those disabled children.
I just went to bed after reading that.
Is incest bad if they don't have children?
Eww@@afellowpotato
@ewwstraightppllol Okay, but can you explain why it's bad? I'm genuinely curious and have never gotten an answer besides "it's gross."
@@afellowpotato a main reason why it's illegal is to protect children from being groomed by creepy relatives or friends of the family. I guess if there were no nefarious, ulterior motives and they genuinely loved each other there isn't anything wrong? Socially, it's quite weird
@@txxxx100 That is one of the few good answers I have gotten. That makes complete sense.
As an autistic person, I do hate eye contact because of ancestral memories from medusa times. That wasn't a hot take at all
fr?
@@beren6967 yeah dude it's fucking traumatizing
*ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*
Finally it's here after so long
Fr
As another autistic person, I can also confirm this fact
i can confirm as an autistic person that we don’t like eye contact because we might accidentally turn people to stone. i’m so glad she’s spreading light on the subject as it’s something i’ve had to hide my whole life 😔
Damn 🥺
its true i was there in the medusa times😢😢😢
damn I thought that actually meant I was killed by medusa in my past life but I'll accept your version that sounds cooler
Fr
every time i'm struggling w eye contact from now on i will think of medusa and giggle i stg
as someone who has chronic pain, please keep it as chronically online its so funny
how is that person gonna be transphobic while referencing the matrix, an allegory for being transgender
“abortion is worse than slavery, atleast a slave could escape” MY JAW DROPPED.
it's wrong on so many levels
@Ravens Tavern girl you in the wrong comment section get your pro lifer ass out here
@Ravens Tavern nah, you made it worse
I laughed at how dumb it is to say
Why? Have you ignored the discourse surrounding abortion for the past half a century or so?
Ok this is bad but the “Kink Unlocked” immediately followed by a trigger warning for suicide might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
@peter omg a bot 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍😍
yeah it made me laugh a little bit to hard
the way you can still hear him shouting "NOOOO" while the warning is on screen 💀
@im calling saul i'm gonna have to call saul after we're done
@@fl3m1n9o4 lol
"Can't even go on a date with a woman without a woman showing up." brilliant
Imagine being at a talent show to win like millions of dollars and the judges are picking, they get to you and they say smth like “you did great” and your just like “thank you shawty”
And it's on the internet, forever... Forget the future I'm returning to the void 😭.
fun fact: kurtis is out of leonado dicaprio’s dating age range
I... ok.
No. Just no.
Good to know I guess…
You know you're old when Leo Dicaprio won't date you 😓
There was a guy who defended his dating timeline by misinterpreting 25 as the average age. No dude, that's his maximum age for a girlfriend despite now being close to twice their age now. People have a problem with the pattern.
The "Autistic people don't like eye contact because of ancestral memories of the Medusa times" was originally a joke someone made on Tumblr and this lady rephrased it to sound more 'credible'
This sounds like a dumb joke I'd make when I'm extremely sleep deprived.
@@dustpanman2998 Tumblr in a nutshell
Yeah I know that one! The joke was something like “Medusa and her autistic girlfriend who dosent like making eye contact” or whatever
As an autistic person who doesn’t do eye contact I find that funny xD.
Honestly I’m not surprised it was a tumblr meme
Some people on the internet said that premature pregnancy, like 15 or even younger, aren't health damaging and life-threatening, because in the olden days that stuff happened all the time...
And someone else said that those kind of pregnancy didn't really exist, because the age at which girls got their period was significantly higher (like 16-18)...
I am concerned that I am even breathing the same air as them, and the fact that we live in the same solar system is terrifying...
It is true that the average age for when periods start has gone down, mostly bc of better nutrition iirc. There's actually a throwaway line in the first season of GoT when they're talking about if Sansa has gotten her "moon blood" yet and someone says something like, "High-born girls tend to start theirs earlier," and I was like, "Oh damn someone actually did some research, nice."
Also like, pregnancy and childbirth are still INCREDIBLY dangerous without access to modern medicine, that's why dying in childbirth was so common and infant mortality rates were so high. Just bc something might've happened historically doesn't mean it was a good idea!
The fact that the person who says shawty when they’re nervous had a Gerard Way pfp makes sense and that’s coming from an mcr fan
EXACTLY lmaooo
Watching people on Twitter rediscover “complex” feelings like disliking people will forever be my favourite thing indeed!
@no face no case holy shit
my personal fav is : "twitter user discovers empathy" lol
People on twitter are so delusional and far from reality it’s almost funny
twitter is only good for one thing that one thing is porn
I love how Kurtis just casually drops in the fact about his tour bust burning with no explanation
If you don't follow him on instagram you lose crucial lore
MCR core
@@oddsdenver9673 including his eyes not being that color
@@oddsdenver9673 i think i also saw him mention it on tiktok
Bust? 🤨🤨 /j
19:03 as someone diagnosed with autism, i can confirm i dont make eye contact because of “medusa times”. so glad this girl understands! 😊
The Doom movie went into 1st person at the end, giving us exactly what we wanted. Cannot praise that decision enough
That "abortion is WORSE THAN SLAVERY11!!!1!!111!!11" take legit made my jaw drop to the fucking floor.
I became that Quagmire meme fr
@@Gravve01 The one where he's a toilet??
@@L0onyMo0ny yes
Mine reached to the underworld
I mean murder is the worst crime
The amount of misogyny I've seen online lately is quite terrifying.
Speaking about misogyny, I feel like Andrew Tate spawned into the world as a 30 sum year old with a cigar in hand, not even born
u look this bella hadid
@@light4718 what?
@@help9737 yeah.. he's one of the problematic "alphas"
People say they're just being ironically misogynistic but it doesn't take long for repeatedly saying and doing something ironically something for it to become unironic
As the ethereal condition of autism itself, i can confirm that i am the manifestation of medusa's vengeful spirit
ok but kurtis's vocal run at 7:04 on 'nervous boy' was clean AF
now I'm just imagining my threapist telling me "its giving autism" and honestly that's way funnier than "we have to take deep dive into your past to understand your behaviors throughout your life" 🤷🏻♂️
"its giving borderline personality disorder". 😂😂 Honestly would've been better than my experience of asking my psychiatrist if she thought I had BPD and she was like "oh ya I diagnosed you with that like a month ago"
I get what you mean but “Its giving” isnt chronically online tho aave has been around for hundreds of years
@@ifwwatching they literally said nothing about it being "chronically online"
Now I’m imagining my therapist saying “it’s giving anxiety”
lmao
“Did a woman birth me? That’s it. Worlds officially gone woke” 💀
Can't even develop lungs without a woman being right there smh
omg guys who think like this HAVE to be gay...like- deadass...i- XD
@@glowstick_eatern-no… they don’t. Some guys just hate women. Gay guys don’t always hate women, lol… lesbians don’t hate men. Well, actually nevermind (I’m lesbian 😂)
@Wallflowerz i was joking lmao, im a lesbian too XD, but fr, if a straight guy hates women...who are they going to date???? I font get how straight people work...
Triggerwarning, I'm traumadumping the experience from reading comments on a real website I read online.
A guy from a WestboroBaptistChurch-website (Don't ask how I ended up there, I was looking for a Harry Potter website and clicked too far, onto a Harry Potter hating website) was telling his fellow Christians that it was his birthday and people congratulated him.
He then proceeded to type a lóng story on how he was celebrating the day he was born, because he "ripped his mother in half to make her pay for the sins of Eve" and how he loved the idea that God gave him the permission and opportunity to rip a woman apart like that, destroying her most sensitive parts (also despised his mom, if you hadn't guessed) and the rest of the comment was literally terrible details of how he hoped it happened.
People upvoted/liked the comment and said that that'd punish her for being a sinful creature (woman) and that it showed his strength and..I don't remember, he sortof..he described it as if his mother had been a puppae/cocoon that he burst out of on his own strength, like her body was a restraint on him and luckily he struggled and fought his way out, to breathe air, leech off the woman's milk and grow and become the person to dominate the mother (because he was a man and in the religion, she was supposed to serve.)
It reminded me a bit of Voldemort and Wormtail.. obviously it's very different, but Voldemort showed the same respect for Wormtails help and sacrifices as this guy, not to mention, despised the memories of being weak and not being capable of dominate others around him.
Then again, maybe it reminded me of Harry Potter because I was _still looking_ for that website that I couldn't find.
A female protagonist in GTA and it's going to be inspired by such an iconic duo will be insane and if the story is done right it can be good
unwarranted but imma say it anyway- my depression has been really bad today, and this was the first video to actually make me audibly laugh and feel a bit better, thanks man. ❤️💕
Really hope youre doing well
@@placeholderdoe Thanks so much man, I am
hope you're doing ok. I feel the same too❤
@@unripelemon1142 hope it gets better soon
The funniest part about that “matrix/biological gender” tiktok is that the creators of the matrix are trans women who later said that the matrix was a metaphor for their experience as trans
Andrew Tate is malding rn
kurtis’s sketches are the definition of never letting them know your next move
Fr
the ibrow bit gave me such a wiplash I thought I was going to die of laughter
I feel like they’ve gotten more delirious over the years
They truly are the most hilariously unhinged things. A work of art really 10/10
Bro fr
"its giving abandonment" 💀💀💀
“donkey piped” ACTUALLY HAS ME ON THE FLOOR RN
as someone with a chronic illness, thinking that saying "chronically online" is offensive is the most chronically online take
LOL I WAS THINKING THIS TOO JGJGH
I also have a chronic illness and I appreciate him being sensitive and I don't speak for all chronically ill people, but personally I think the term "chronically online" is hilarious and should never go out of fashion
@@aprilannahh7374 Agreed. I like the gesture of respect, and it’s true that a lot of people online use disabilities as derogatory terms which is bad, but chronically literally means “for an elapsed period of time”. I’m chronically gay. It’s an adjective not associated with disability inherently
@@adrienneczerni6516 lol “chronically gay” I happen to be chronically white myself. But I do think “chronically online” does have value considering being online all day every day has a definitive effect on how you perceive the world and yourself
@@bobbirdsong6825 yeah. For my mental health as someone with an obsessive condition it is important for me to be online less
kurtis making fun of people who are chronically online but also pointing out how the term is kind of insensitive really sums up his entire persona
I love Kurtis
Fax
To be fair, as someone with a chronic condition, I think the use of the term "Chronically online" is actually pretty hilarious.
so a picture of kurtis would entertain you is what your saying. just come out and say youre attracted to kurtis, its all good
I'm not really sure I get why it's insensitive. I mean, sure, chronic illnesses can be horrible, but that's not the only meaning of the word "chronic".
20:02 its the puke emojis thats why lol thats why it comes off as passive aggressive
"GONNA PUT HIM BACK IN, HE'S NOT DONE YET" LMFAO
"i think the worst part of covid was its impact on the overall vibe tbh" is one of my favorite tweets ever
It DID change "the vibe" that for sure! lol
oh my god the way my friend posted that on her story a while after my uncle died from covid😭 i was like ya ig it did have quite the impact huh
literally have covid rn. that is far from the worst impact this sickness is gnarly
@@sileylav I hope you recover soon!! It does suck honestly. Try to stay as hydrated as possible, I found that when I get even slightly dehydrated it made me feel a lot worse. Probably because the fever had my sweating balls 24/7 😅
idk abt yall but covid lockdown cured my depression
it is also so weird when ppl think including women and minorities is "woke" or something political 😭😭 these ppl are very unserious
Women are actually liberal conspiracy made up by NASA to brainwash gamers (the most oppressed minority). Wake up 🐑🥱
It's not about whether you do it, it's about how you do it
Apparently there are two genders. Men and political.
2 genders: men and PoLiTiCaL
2 races: white and PoLiTiCaL
2 sexualities: straight and PoLiTiCaL
Cuz people like that just don't wanna see people who aren't straight white men in media unless they're less than. It's really that simple.
@@bluemagician9724 no it's mostly about whether you do it actually for these types. The new Obi Wan show just had a black woman in it and these types lost their mind when no one in the show even mentioned it, she got a bunch of racism thrown at her for just existing and Disney said simply "guys please don't that's bad" and they lost their shit saying everything went woke for that. It's just bigotry like 99.999999999999999999999% of the time.
8:40 I'm just saying that I say "you can come if you want" because I have anxiety and don't want to make you feel forced to say yes lmao
15:11 NO WAY SHES USING THE MATRIX AS A PART OF HER TRANSPHOBIA. THE TRANS PEOPLE MOVIE. IM GOING INSANE
"Abortion is worse than slavery. AT LEAST THEY CAN ESCAPE!" Had me shocked.
I never get genuinely speechless but that one took every word out of my mouth for a solid 3 minutes
My jaw dropped. It's such a wild take
They do escape…the womb
Its the people who wish they owned slaves
I had to pause and take a break I couldn’t believe what I was hearing 😭
I think it says a lot about Kurtis's humor that I, having no external knowledge of the situation, cannot tell whether his tour bus burning down is a joke or not.
it actually happened 😭💀
@@blancaaaaaaa That's rather unfortunate. And quite the thing to just mention so casually.
@@MouseSkull guess it’s easier to deal with than cry, you know? As in; what happened, what can ya do?🤷🏼♀️
He said it like a joke so it was hard to tell for me but if he joked about that i would unsub
@Classic Tate ffs
as an autistic person i can confirm i am a time traveler from medusa times
"Abortion is worse than slavery" the gasp that escaped my mouth 😮
There should be a reddit part. The amount of times people on reddit just tell people to deal with issues by just not dealing with it is absolutely insane.
I love your pfp. Rip Annie :(
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 I got told to kms on the s*icidewatch subreddit after trying to console someone. they morally justified it by saying I was using toxic positivity. I have absolutely no words.
@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 oh man I’ve seen self harm subs where people brag about how badly they injure themselves. Like, needing hospital trips
But mostly Reddit is just “do you have a marital issue? Get a divorce” or “you have a job? Quit today”
⬅️I mâke Much Môre Énteřtaining Ćon țent than Kurtis Conner! I'm better than Kurtis Conner!
Reddit has some toxic ass people
Kurtis being like an incredible LGBT ally in this makes my little gay heart happy
your heart fr:
🏳🌈
i am somebody who is chronically ill, i’m in a wheelchair and i cant leave my house without assistance. as a result of that i spend most of my time inside, and a lot (too much) of that time is spent on the internet, so i always get worried that i’m becoming too “chronically online” and that i’m losing touch with reality, and then i see things like this. and my worries subside. these people are both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
Yeah, I don't think being online too much is the issue (well, it probably plays a part) but the person already has issues that leads to them spending most of their time online spitting their insane hot takes that no one IRL would take seriously.
Same. Chronic illness + pain so I can't work, plus I live in the middle of nowhere, so to compensate I spend a lot of time online or at least with RUclips playing in the background. I always think that I might be online too much, but at least I still know the earth is round, space is real, transphobia is bigotry, slavery is infinitely worse than a private medical procedure, and autism didn't come from people being afraid of Medusa.
i really want to know how some people become like that,, maybe they're just too naive and gullible for the internet
Relating. Can't move around well with many chronic illnesses. I'm inside aside the doctor visits. So being online a lot has been both bad and good. The goodhas been the funny stuff and entertaining movies/shows. Oh and some neat chronic illness people to talk to. That helps a lot. The rest is whatever.
Chronic onlineness is less about "I spend a lot of time online" and more about
"I've spent so much time in an online space with its own rules, acceptable worldviews, and politics that I've become completely unaware of how the rest of reality functions,"
or
"I've spent so much time curating an online space that excludes any experience, argument or worldview that I cannot be validated by that I cannot actually process or engage with a large range of viewpoints, something that is a vital human experience and critical to developing social skills and personal beliefs"
So it's less about how much time you spend online and more about how you engage with the online spaces you are presented with. If you're able to look critically at how much you are online and how that could potentially distort your reality, then that's a good sign you're in the clear
the absolute irony of transphobes quoting the matrix, a movie made by two transgender women, is astounding
the entire movie is a metaphor for discovering that you're in the wrong body too lol
It’s just so fucking absurd,, I don’t know whether I want to laugh or cry at how dumb those people can be 😭
(Edit: just to clarify(because I’m paranoid of being misunderstood lol), “those people” refers to the transphobes.)
The funniest thing that has ever happened in this world is the fact that the one movie that extremely intolerant people look up to so much (think of those red pilled alpha podcasts), turned out to be made by two trans woman and is an analogy to the trans experience. It's a real life punchline, it's great.
So you cant quote a movie that was directed by a person whose view you dont like?
bro, the directors dont even write the stories..... or scripts
@@m_tth_w9647 what
I am so glad i stayed away from tiktok when it first became popular and still havent even touched it ever
Well you still use RUclips so you’re not that far off
When mental health terminology became a thing in common vernacular. Shit broke loose. Suddenly everyone's throwing around the names of disorders like they're badges of honor, or smoking guns against your statements or beliefs.
I don't wanna hear how someone "gaslit" you because they disagreed with you. Or how "I was literally traumatized by that movie". No you weren't.
I think youre being narcissistic rn tbh smh
Yeah I agree with the other guy. You’re narcissistic, you’re allowed to throw that one around. Frfr ngl smh wysamtiab
@@mysocksarewet I hope people can tell were joking
as someone with chronic mental illness, the term “chronically online” is absolutely fucking hilarious and we should never stop using it
yeah maybe we could focus on the actual important things like people using "psychotic" as an insult or to sound "quirky." idk maybe that's just me, someone with chronic psychosis lmao
@@skrittle555 wait you’re mad that people use psychotic the way it is intended to be used? You can have a psychosis and not be completely psychotic.
the fact that this comment is right below the comment "as someone with a chronic illness, thinking that saying "chronically online" is offensive is the most chronically online take" is absolutely hilarious to me
@@julianbell9161 lmao no. people (mostly ignorant children) say things like "oh my god you're so psychotic" as an insult. or "LOL i'm so bipolar" (when they just had two opposing thoughts). or "oh my god my OCD is so quirky" when they just cleaned their bedroom. ignorant people who don't understand that words have meaning and just say things to sound smarter. it makes them sound dumber.
@@skrittle555 or how people use "psychotic" as a synonym for sadistic, violent, etc. People then associate the word "psychotic" (even when used in a literal sense) with those things which further frames ppl w attributes that a psychiatrist would describe as "psychotic" as dangerous, which helps ppl subconciously justify the very real violence towards those people (usually in the form of psychiatric abuse).
My fav chronically online interaction was when a girl on tiktok put blush on her nose and someone commented that it was 'insensitive to people with liver failure due to alcoholism' (??!!) And then the girl uploaded a new tiktok of her doing her makeup with the caption 'putting on my liver failure cosplay' lol it was amazing
I stan that girl
Based
Mine was when people said having no characters that wear glasses is ableist 😭😭😭
@@s_mai8970 noooooo I heard so much of this exact sort of thing from extremely online people in my life, omg
lmao I remember watching a tiktok of a guy that basically said if you're talking to someone on a dating app you should try to go out and meet them irl asap instead of just chatting. And a lot of people started saying he was basically a misogynist bc it was harder for women to do that and he was being insensitive😭 like, I know it's true, but that wasn't the guy's fault at all 😂😭
I love kurtis trying to understand gen z twitter humor
Been binging your videos while tidying my room. Thanks
Kurtis literally just said "what fucking relevance does someone's sex have on me? I don't care what your biological sex is, just tell me what to call you." And I deeply appreciate that.
Him knowing the difference between sex and gender also just warms my heart cuz people never know the difference, number one trans ally, Mayor Kurt
It’s so sad this ain’t actually the bare minimum for some people
@@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song it's because they're stupid, what do you expect?
@@Blankspace-unrelated-to-song ppl suck so much that the bar is waaaaaaay down low (not talking abt Kurtis tho, top tier human)
@@spi231 same
the “abortion vs slavery” argument became a MASSIVE thing at my school and legitimately has become a banned conversation bc people got so mad
Christ ABOVE
They did not compare those two…
This may be a painfully obvious question, but as someone who hasn’t watched the whole video yet, how do you argue the two? Is it a competition of which is better? Which is worse? Which we should be able to do?
@@crazy922blade A lot of pro-lifers like to have the take that abortion is worse than slavery because at least slaves supposedly have agency over their situation. I'd say that's questionable at best. Just speaking about the history of the US alone, even if you did escape, your odds of success were slim. You were way more likely to either die or be recaptured. Even in modern times, it's still extremely hard to escape slavery because people who don't get paid obviously have little to no resources. Your life has been unwillingly placed into the hands of another person and the circumstances of your enslavement serve to keep it that way.
In terms of which is worse, I would argue that abortion is way easier to justify morally because a fetus just isnt a seperate, independent individual from its mother. On the realest of levels, whatever life they have while still in the womb is really their mothers life. Since every fetus lives rent free as part of its mothers body, every mother should always have the right to make the final decisions on what to do with that body. The reason doesn't matter, it's her body and she should be able to do what she wants with it.
Also just as an aside because this is something that really bothers me. Yeah abortions might be kinda tragic and not pleasant to think about, but it's even more tragic that there are now states where r.ape survivors who get them receive higher criminal sentences than the men who put those children inside them against their will.
holy fuck man
Once saw a guy say something like “get a girl who looks after you like your mom, and who you can tease like your sister etc.” 😰😰😰 I forget the whole quote but damnnn
Ewwwwww hate that
Kurtis: don’t forget to see me in my show
Me, watching the video for the first time a year later: au-kay
I liked the “you can’t even go out with a woman without seeing a woman” joke hahaha maaan
@Flash bang dude why why why why. Just don’t. It ain’t it
As an autistic person, I can confirm that we do, in fact, avoid eye contact due to memories from Medusa times.
i love how he says pasta
“chronically” actually makes a lot of sense in this context! The term chronic refers to something that has longevity and is difficult to stop. people who are chronically online are not so easily able to just stop their habits and behaviors. Prisons are chronically overcrowded, people can be chronic smokers, etc. It’s most commonly used in reference to illness but actually refers to anything that’s continuous and hard to break.
Undersea cables are chronically long
You can’t stop chronic illnesses though, as someone who is chronically ill I will never get better it’s not just “difficult” to get better lol
It's also highly likely that those who are 'Chronically online' have untreated internet addictions and other unaddressed issues.
@@crackedemerald4930 "I love eating fiber optic cables in the bottom of the ocean"
- Nobody, except sharks
I think it's a bit of both unfortunately. Chronic applies to addictions or persistent patterns of behavior and to persistent illness alike. But the two instances have another factor (the outlook / expected progression / possibility for intervention) on which they differ, making them completely different in nature and ill- 🙃 advised for comparison. I think using "extremely online" is a good solution in this case, so really there's no issue here as I see it (even if chronic is technically appropriate to describe this condition of onlineness)
It’s so beautiful to see people on twitter discovering emotions, it brings tears to my eyes
Truly, it’s a once in a lifetime experience
What are tears?? Sorry I'm from Twitter I don't understand.
@@enigma5355 water drops that comes off from your eyes
We’re witnessing evolution!!
BoycottFacebook/Meta
It has stifled our social media, gaming and VR progress for years. All the while destroying our self images, politics and privacy.
We have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.
Time to log out and stay that way. Let’s all watch it die together.
Take a drink every time theres a "marios' little Italian asssss" edit 😂
The worst take I've seen on TikTok is a person who said that LGBT people who have to live with abusive family need to "check their privilege" because at least it's not homelessness.
Second worst is all the people rn thinking "OH Wednesday Addams is autistic and doesn't blink... I'm autistic and can go 15 seconds without blinking... Therefore people who need to blink are FAKING their autism/ADHD/trauma/depression/etc"
The Wednesday take doesn't make sense. Jenna once accidentally didn't blink during a take, and Tim Burton liked it. It's that simple
Bro they really tryna get inspiration from Wednesday from a show about monster, magic, and revival xD
Ah, yes, my ADHD is,.ofc, holding me hostage. please help, I haven't blinked in DAYS
Wait…you guys have eye lids????
HOW DOES LIVING IN CONSTANT HARASSMENT PRIVILEGE?????
kurtis could literally sit and stare at the camera for an hour and I’d still be entertained lol
me too omg i’m so excited for this one
why can I agree with this so hard
I sure do love when 5 out of 6 replies are bots
Same
yes
"i dont care what it's giving, its taking. the life out of me" made me laugh lol
you are so genuinely funny 😭😭
my tour bus actually burnt down I wish it was a joke but it’s very real
HI
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are you okay?
what
Who is this guy (who is he)
as an autistic person i can't tell you how many TIMES I've turned my friends to stone haha! every time i do it everyone around me says "oh, oli!" like a sitcom and everyone starts clapping loudly!
LMAO THE SITCOM
LMAOOO
HELPPPP
As an autistic person as well, i can also confirm this!
Same! It’s funny every time, never gets old!!
This video was so funny man, so glad to have discovered your channel