How 2 Be Rich
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WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RUclips, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
#dannygonzalez 
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“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever
hello graham
who are you
hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!
wow
yoooo graham
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously
Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad
He said that the moment I read this-
@TR1PPY _ same tho lol
They could clarify as a male like I like to
Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.
“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏
😂😂😂😂
We love him, such a king 👑
Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap
😐
Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......
“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer”
Danny that’s disturbingly specific
We've all done it at least once
@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm
@@cheapshotfishing9239fr
@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird
Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.
Alright, being rich should be easy. It's just being celibate, eating only rice and beans, and also starting with 3 million in the bank account. Piece of cake.
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@Adolf Hitler Lmao no likes loser
WE STAN SIR JUSTIN
Justin Y. i see u everywhere
Ayo here before 2.6k check
Nobody:
Danny’s hair: ~
How can I give this more than one like
LMFAO
I love this comment
More like 🌊
I’m wheezing why
I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.
Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡
Same broski
This is actually so pure! congratulations :)
Danny man-ifested your gender
Danny man-ifested your gender
"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever
"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote
“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman”
Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*
*power move*
detroit become gay
Nooo I dont want to be straight
I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.
First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl
*and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
I'm not a girl, I'm a greg
understandable have a nice day
The two genders: Boy and Greg
according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0
Andsgradite same
I was a girl before watching this,
I am now *greg* =)
As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side
پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده
جات ته جهنم هست
Goals
Honestly? Glamorous.
so true💅🏾
Facts.
"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.
Danny: There's no girls here, right?
Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**
lmaooo same
greg is its own gender now. :)
We are the impostors.
um no that's drew 🙄
Lmao same😂
Danny: “Were all boys right?”
His viewer base: 🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚹🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺🚺
yeah i wasnt surprised....
Male 🚹
Female 🚺
Gregs ℹ️
Craigs 🗑
@@juliaaesthetic1749
?
@@juliaaesthetic1749 what? Us Greg's hate craig
@@juliaaesthetic1749
You sound unsure of that first sentence
First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.
Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though
@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy
Congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((
I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can
"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker
Danny: theres No girls watching this, right?
Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache
Mustach'ee time~
"fake," cute
Or the quarantine mustache 😂
You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅
Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes
It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”
Oh no I can't like it's at 69
R they wrong tho 👀
m.ruclips.net/video/stBU9Ta-6sY/видео.html
i was the 1k like😎
how to no step in hole:
step 1. no step in hole
This guy is funny he should start a RUclips channel
He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden
I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on RUclips
8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
*sweats nervously in female.*
your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂
@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.
We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎
what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓
"There's only dudes watching this"
I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude
danny: “no women are watching this right?”
my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”
AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD
Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes
Yep that's about right
First
HAHAHAAA
Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.
I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰
Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣
“There’s no girl right? Only boys?”
Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”
me: brushes unwaxed moustache
pog
Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that
y u have to do iida like that tho
Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*
“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...
69 likes. Nice
be...ted bundy
669 likes... nice.
869 likes nice
978 likes damnit
13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease
You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh
Legend
If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys
@Laurel Kardison exactly
Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet
Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.
Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't
@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?
Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
as a trans girl
i can confirm that as soon as i started transitioning my bank froze all my accounts
as a trans guy, i too can confirm that the moment i began to transition large amounts of money just appeared in my bank account 😟
As a genderless piece of ass, my bank account has exactly the national average of money a middle class family makes transferred into it yearly. I am unable to earn money.
@@cl0wn.k0dx damn well i'm poor tell me your secretes
Damn congrats on finding yourself but sorry you can’t watch this video anymore
yeah, the cost lf hormone and several surgeries sure adds up.............
I used to be a fan, but after WATCHING this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner
WHAHAHHAHAHA
Agreed I am cooling a room right now.
Please don’t ever speak again
Haha its freezing
@@iconicjet3043 wdym that was good
When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.
LMAO
The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL
But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e
You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be
alpha
3:13 Cause like we totally don't have our own careers 😄
I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote
Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.
F in the chat.
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If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?
They never mention that part
Actual vampires
trickery
You’re supposed to be alone, duh
DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!
“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?”
No,Danny. We’re Gregs.
My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great
This is SO true, I was a woman until I watched this, now I'm a billionaire single man 😎
Edit: This comment is beyond silly but tnx for the likes
Oh for God sake😆
me too! i told my therapist and she said im "trans" but i tried to tell her i just watched this video, but she said it was "gender dysphoria"
@Kaelynn Hester Us trans men aren’t actually trans, it’s just that we watched this video and we were converted into men
crikitoon fascinating
Yay another transgender person :D
“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman”
Jafar: *well yes but actually no*
*Count Frollo enters the chat*
J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L
Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!
**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**
And Hans exists.
I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook
"If your good at something, never do it for free" it's a quote from dark knight.
Everyone wondering how to be rich but how do i become poor?
Be mrbeast and quit your job
Give me your money
Buy an island, when you wanna be rich again just sell it
SilentMemer Be Bill Gates(donate all of your money) and gamble a lot. It’s actually very depressing how even very wealthy people can lose all of their money to gambling.
GeoTv ._. That’s still part of your net worth though. Doesn’t really count I would say.
6:10 I don't know why but this feels like a Jake and Amir sketch lol
Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?"
Me, a woman: *nods along*
boys support boys 😤
woman
You are not a woman you are a Greg
me: **stares in enby**
Sameee 😂
“villains don’t chase women”
bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...
Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...
lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...
Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶♂️🐱
Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...
Lol
danny ur vids are the most comforting ever i love u so much. thank you for making me happy every time i need it, you are the best 💗 !!!!!
“Being alone is a power few can handle”
*Laughs in introverted aroace*
How to be rich- 5 almond daily
That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need
Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks
The og know
Very true.
I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos
Y e s
“There’s no girls watching this, right?”
Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*
reds kinda sus
justme orange is sus I saw him vent
yellow was following me
Aiko i was just looking for a partner....
I was in electrical the whole time
0:19 As a trans guy, can confirm that I have had this very thought many times.
I find it funny that the „if you’re good at something, don’t do it for free“ quote is actually from the dark knight
Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.
Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂
maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk
It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?
It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off
@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?
I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts
or a virgin 30 year old
No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds
i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭
I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.
ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k
3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it
My favorite part is when you gave that “motivational” speech 😅 I almost bought into it just from your confidence alone lol
danny to his overwhelmingly female audience: "there's no girls watching this, right?"
HAHAHHAHAHA fr all the people in the comments are the girls and the gays 💅✨☺️
There are so many girls here wtf
Nope we are the gregs .
@@giulianicastro7253 why do I feel threatened
XD and I am one of them
That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.
first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.
Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.
He did say the line in the movie I think
Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?
@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up
"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy
9:23 the best harry potter movie
facts
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.
KYLIE JENNER HIDDEN PO*N! ruclips.net/video/HF56IM9HrPs/видео.html
@@fortfun5010 Why
@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
WaIt R U GIRL?>?????
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow
*there's no girls watching right?*
me, a girl:
there is 1 imposter among us
make it 2 😗✌🏼
Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment
4 imposters now
*5 imposters still remain*
There are now *6* imposters
Nkt gonna lie you are so good at giving a speech I actually started to embrace the advice before the characters called out how dumb it is 😅
Phase 1 - Collect Underpants
Phase 2 - ?
Phase 3 - Profit!!
EASY!!!!
Get out of here, NO UNDERPANTS GNOMES ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I just found out about you today and you make me laugh like crazy 😂😂 Thank you for these videos
As a woman, all I seek to do is to distract men from their grind so they’ll never be rich. NEVER!😈
underated comment
doing gods work
slay
Stooooop
g o a w a y
Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*
Lol, Same
🤣
*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*
You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl
Lol same
Who’s here in 2024?
✋✋✋
🎉
im here in 500 b.c.
😂
8:38 you can really tell Danny was at the top of speech and debate club in high school
The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards
BYE why did this make me laugh so much
Yes
“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”
Lmaooo
It was by a millionaire
Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Danny probably just jinxed every billionaire?
“Bill Gates is married” - Divorced
“Jeff Bezos is married” - Divorced
“Elon Musk is dating a cyborg” -Broke up
Niiiiiiiiice! Say more good things about the billionaires, Danny!
Danny is personally sabotaging their relationships. Nice!
@𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑦 op probably already knows, they just thought it was funny how Danny said that they're in relationships, and then they got divorced/broke up
He needs to start saying more stuff about them.
Your comment has 666 likes and 6 replies (not counting me).
Fun Math FactsL
That island's asking price was $4.5 million reduced to $180k
The "actual appreciation" of the island over 28 years was +1333% while the average appereciation of land in the US over that time period was approximately +3000%
So Mr. Branson bought a property that appreciated at only slightly more than 1/3 of average rate, but only because of the unattainable discount does it look good. If he ad been gifted the property for a dollar, just imagine the percentage increase he would have made.
I’m on a mission to watch all of Danny’s videos
This is the fifth to last one 😂
I need a life
my dyslexic mind literally read:
"if you don't come from a rich family, a rich family will come for you"
edit: help i'm slowly losing my entire soul-
@Camila Rosa Pérez Montes it may be so.
@Żabia Herbata LMAO-
this is true, MY family is RICH and you better believe we are COMING FOR YOU
@@vilja6809 LMAO I
They do
Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?"
Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."
I metaphorically spit out my drink
Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!
I am no girl
I'm a gril
I'm sorry that was cringy,
Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.
2:10 envisioning someone “doing love” in the way is interesting
"hope you have $200 on you because we're very good at beating you up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“there’s no girls watching this, right?”
*stares into the camera like the office*
This is the only funny version of this comment
I am no girl
I am simply a gril
Once again sorry that was cringe
Because girls have that recruit difficulty.
You’re a dude now
sameeeeee
As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will:
Never get a girlfriend
Marry a woman and start a family
Instantly be rich
As you should successful king 👑 take this
Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.
OMG..........
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@@renatobonito1521 OMG..........
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@@lovsaphirars7119 OMG..........
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The joker picture reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to have characters from TV shows and stuff as my imaginary friends and I'd talk to them and draw myself with them
This dude is just getting advice from his imaginary friend the joker
4:07 Danny really nailed the Heath Ledger joker
“There are no girls watching this, right?”
*On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*
This comment is underappreciated😂🔥
I’m a female, and I’m Greg.
Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD
Woof !
I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG
there is only one gender and it is greg.
“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.
true
🤣☠
That sentence bout to make me act up fr
Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈
“Being alone has a power few can handle” i mean yeah nobody uses solitary confinement as a reward
But solitary confinement isn't "just" being alone, its also being perpetually trapped in a small space and have basically nothing to do and nothing happening around you. I think many people (not all) could handle being alone much better if they were out in nature. Still cant deny people as a whole are social beings, some more than others
i just stumbled on your videos and been bingeing them for a few days, and man, you are very very funny. i'm new, please fill me in. who/what is a greg?
His viewers are greg
We are greg
Danny: you can’t make money if you’re dating a woman.
People dating men: Yeah this is big brain time.
😂😂😂
🤢🤮🤮
@@MR-7 what 💀
I weak 😂
MR.D3S are you a homophobe watching Danny Gonzalez? Weird considering he’s actually a good person
He has a little Gregling now!!!!!!
these guys are very
Boss
Ass
Dudes
At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday
I just realized-
FR
Yup
He must live in California
•• he lives in La Croix
Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*
" " you forgot that
Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*
@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"
T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before
Love this!
Seen this video a shitload of times and I still chuckle at how Danny says coin in the beginning.
7:20 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
OMG IM DEAD 😭💀
Danny: "There's no girls watching this, right?"
Me, a girl: Or maybe there is an Impostor among us
You're kinda sus ngl
@@zakariaali8864 I saw you vent tho
czech girls on danny’s videos🥰
Not only are we both named Mic(h)aela, not only are we both girls infiltrating this only for men, no girls, boys only video, but based on your icon we both play fallout. We have no choice we're best friends now
XD
"How 2 Rich"
Step 1: Be already rich
Ha first to reply to the legend
Very nice
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
*A*
YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT
6:00 I love this skit sm
14:03 thought he was gonna say "at least we can have the boys" lol
“There’s no girls here, right?”
Obviously, there’s only *g r e g* .
there is only kne gender and it is *greg*
I’m sorry my gender is a Nate (if you don’t know this you’re probably should visit Kurtis town)
@@ziya31 i myself identified myself as little stinker. nice to meet you
I identify as a Greg
Greg is the only gender but has 2 variations one with pp and not pp
"You can't make money if you're dating a woman."
Simple, date a man.
edit: oop hi stays 💀
LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@MB thats the whole point, making them mad 😌💖
Lmao and if they'd date a man they could make double the money because they're both men, it's genius!
This Post-
Just switch up your sexuality real quick
I think this is one of your best videos full stop