That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.
When Danny said, “The people in your life can’t have power over you if you don’t have people in your life. That’s why I isolate myself” I felt that on a spiritual level
Alright, being rich should be easy. It's just being celibate, eating only rice and beans, and also starting with 3 million in the bank account. Piece of cake.
Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Danny probably just jinxed every billionaire? “Bill Gates is married” - Divorced “Jeff Bezos is married” - Divorced “Elon Musk is dating a cyborg” -Broke up
It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off
For some reason Danny’s videos are perfect for going to sleep with. It’s got the perfect amount of chaotic humor but it’s not like... sleep preventing levels of intense
"How did we go from stop chasing girls, no relationships, boobies bad to.... You know what you should start a family..... Like right now" ~ Every Indian Household
"Stop hanging out with broke people and start hanging out with people with more money than you." Wait, so if they have more money than me, I'm the broke people in that instance, so why would the rich people hang out with me?
RIGHT??! Or a character who embodies the "madman hermit" trope where they're insanely talented in one specific area -- but they definitely live alone on the fringes of society because they're an absolute goddamn lunatic.
13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease
I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰
Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣
Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.
I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote
They used a picture of John Wick looking badass to pair with the quote "being alone has a power very few can handle"... John Wick is a guy who very much IS unhappy about being alone. His wife died. This is brought up multiple times throughout all of the films lol
You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh
Our schoolbully secretly admired a girl. He asked her out on the last schoolday. She refused. He asked why. She explained to him that violence and bullying is not attractive. He ran into a sportsfield to cry there. Another girl went to comfort him and told him not to worry and that plenty of people don't have a boy or girlfriend. He asked: Wait, so you don't have one either?" She said: No, I don't. He said; Okay so, do you want to be my girlfriend? She said: No, I don't. He had another screaming fit with kicking and swatting and rage and we went back inside to enjoy the music and have lemonade.
WaIt R U GIRL?>????? My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”
SilentMemer Be Bill Gates(donate all of your money) and gamble a lot. It’s actually very depressing how even very wealthy people can lose all of their money to gambling.
I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗
@PishP0n You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉
Not only are we both named Mic(h)aela, not only are we both girls infiltrating this only for men, no girls, boys only video, but based on your icon we both play fallout. We have no choice we're best friends now
If y'all liked this joke go follow malesuniverse or kings_quotes._ they make this type of parody content it's the best thing that ever happened to instagram
That Joker line about never doing something for free is made even funnier because in context of The Dark Knight, the Joker is lying in that scene and actually doesn’t care about money. In fact, he has a scene later where he takes the money he was paid by a group of mobsters, burns it, and then kills them.
first episode of the harley quinn cartoon, joker and harley kill a bunch of rich guys and leave when there was a huge pile of cash on the boat.
Heath Ledger playing as the joker in The Dark Knight was amazing. That is my dads and I favorite movie to watch together.
He did say the line in the movie I think
Lying just like the accounts saying that they're good?
@@alastorbutwithagun technically it’s only cause Batman showed up
It’s like saying “How to be smart” with the answer being “Stop being dumb”
Oh no I can't like it's at 69
R they wrong tho 👀
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i was the 1k like😎
how to no step in hole:
step 1. no step in hole
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
I'm not a girl, I'm a greg
understandable have a nice day
The two genders: Boy and Greg
according to the letters of the sign in the back, we are G E R G now 0-0
Andsgradite same
I was a girl before watching this,
I am now *greg* =)
“Showing up to your niece’s funeral high on horse tranquilizer”
Danny that’s disturbingly specific
We've all done it at least once
@@cheapshotfishing9239can confirm
@@cheapshotfishing9239fr
@@cheapshotfishing9239exactly it’s not that weird
Sometimes you gotta be the ket cousin.
“I Didn’t see you at the club.” Well, I didn’t see you at the bank - every motivational quote ever
hello graham
who are you
hey i’m subbed to you and idk why! anyways hello!
wow
yoooo graham
The background makes it look like Danny got, like, attacked in the room and then immediately started filming afterwards
BYE why did this make me laugh so much
Yes
“OW OW” “oh wait have to update the Greg”
Lmaooo
It was by a millionaire
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
All the girls watching: I like to live dangerously
Everyone else who isn't a dude: I like to call myself a madlad
He said that the moment I read this-
@TR1PPY _ same tho lol
They could clarify as a male like I like to
Me watching when he says that: considers turning off the vid.
"The people in your life can't have power over you if you have no people in your life" one year later, still hits the same.
U good?
“My boyfriends manager at Staples bout to make me act up,” is a total masterpiece of a sentence.
true
🤣☠
That sentence bout to make me act up fr
Work your way up from the bottom. Next is the regional manager 😎😈
If rich people aren’t supposed to hang with poor people, how am I supposed to find a rich person who wants to hang out with me?
They never mention that part
Actual vampires
trickery
You’re supposed to be alone, duh
DAMN THIS CIRCULAR LOGIC!
Danny is really acting like he doesn’t have a trust fund from his vampire mafia rich dad
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
"Boobs doesn't attract me anymore" best coming out quote ever
"Boobs does attract me" my coming out quote
“villains don’t chase women!” that’s right...they just kidnap them to lure the hero into some type of trap...
69 likes. Nice
be...ted bundy
669 likes... nice.
869 likes nice
978 likes damnit
When Danny said, “The people in your life can’t have power over you if you don’t have people in your life. That’s why I isolate myself” I felt that on a spiritual level
Same,
Yeah❤️
“Be like a villain. Don’t chase woman”
Jafar: *well yes but actually no*
*Count Frollo enters the chat*
J A F A R I S A S I M P A N D A F O O L
Oh yeah I forgot about Gaston!
**Hades in the corner subtly seducing Meg**
And Hans exists.
I'll admit... When I first watched this I thought I was a girl. I felt devious. Little did I know, Danny knew I was out before I knew I was out.
Congrats on coming out as a Greg ♡
Same broski
This is actually so pure! congratulations :)
Danny man-ifested your gender
Danny man-ifested your gender
"there's no girls watching this, right?"
*sweats nervously in female.*
your avatar scared the female out of me😭😂
@@mokahaani3720 the Owl feeds my female power. I must honor it.
We won't be discovered as long as we add 😈😎🤑🔥💯🕺💸💰🆒 after everything we say 😎
what’s a female 😎🥶🤬👿😈☠️😈⛓
"There's only dudes watching this"
I beat the system because my username on Among Us is Dude
Alright, being rich should be easy. It's just being celibate, eating only rice and beans, and also starting with 3 million in the bank account. Piece of cake.
:0
@Adolf Hitler Lmao no likes loser
WE STAN SIR JUSTIN
Justin Y. i see u everywhere
Ayo here before 2.6k check
At this point I think his background has an earthquake everyday
I just realized-
FR
Yup
He must live in California
•• he lives in La Croix
"Wanna know how I got these honkers" - Joker
@@rifi8706 "my mother was.... a milker..."
“You can’t be rich if your dating a woman”
Millionaire: * Starts Dating Guys*
*power move*
detroit become gay
Nooo I dont want to be straight
I mean.. I was gay to begin with. I also hate the rich so, lol.
First I was being a rebellious little shit by still watching even though I’m a girl
*and now here I am,me and my gf saying “we’re fucking poor”*
I love how they put Keanu Reeves for the quote about “being alone” when in reality he’s happily been in a relationship for like two years lmaooo
And he's one of the most wholesome guys on the planet
Keanu reeves would roast the hell out of these guys and then pay for their therapy
Can we just take a second to acknowledge that Danny probably just jinxed every billionaire?
“Bill Gates is married” - Divorced
“Jeff Bezos is married” - Divorced
“Elon Musk is dating a cyborg” -Broke up
Niiiiiiiiice! Say more good things about the billionaires, Danny!
Danny is personally sabotaging their relationships. Nice!
@𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑒𝑦 op probably already knows, they just thought it was funny how Danny said that they're in relationships, and then they got divorced/broke up
He needs to start saying more stuff about them.
Your comment has 666 likes and 6 replies (not counting me).
As a girl AND a lesbian I would like to state that we love to ruin men's lives while dating eachother on the side
پس خیلی بیشرف و کثافتید حرامزاده
جات ته جهنم هست
Goals
Honestly? Glamorous.
so true💅🏾
Facts.
The teenager skit was hilarious. The line "hope you've got 200 dollars cause we're really good at kicking your ass" was perfect
Danny Gonzalez is a master of comedy for sure
Poor Danny he's going to be poor forever. He has a wife, and isn't the joker as well.
F in the chat.
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Nobody:
Danny’s hair: ~
How can I give this more than one like
LMFAO
I love this comment
More like 🌊
I’m wheezing why
Came here to get rich quick. But now I owe Danny like $20.00.
Danny: There's no girls here, right?
Me, a girl: **Nods vigorously**
lmaooo same
greg is its own gender now. :)
We are the impostors.
um no that's drew 🙄
Lmao same😂
“there’s no girls watching this, right?”
*stares into the camera like the office*
This is the only funny version of this comment
I am no girl
I am simply a gril
Once again sorry that was cringe
Because girls have that recruit difficulty.
You’re a dude now
sameeeeee
Why is the joker used for literally everything? He's not supposed to be a role model. Lol.
Right? It's so annoying, people literally think they're cool for comparing themselves to him when he's toxic af 😂
maybe its cause of Heath Ledger's insanely amazing portrayal idk
It'sWhereTheComedyComesIn then shouldn't they look up to heath ledger instead of the joker 😭?
It confuses me how the business bros use the joker because his biggest trait is how corrupt he thinks rich people are and his life's mission is trying to murder a millionaire so 😰 idk it's kind of off
@@itswherethecomedycomesin8864 that doesn't take away from the fact that the joker is awful tho?
My name is Greg and it feels like Danny is personnaly greeting me at the beginning of every video its great
For some reason Danny’s videos are perfect for going to sleep with. It’s got the perfect amount of chaotic humor but it’s not like... sleep preventing levels of intense
omg i didnt know other people go to sleep to danny's videos too. idky but they are so comforting yet also a little silly.
seeing this comment as I prepare to fall asleep to this video is surreal lmao
@@kaemincha SAME??
Cool so I'm not the only one lol
@@lucygoosey6965 one time I fell asleep to his podcast but autoplay was on and in the next video one of his skits woke me up lmao
How to be rich:
1. Be wealthy
Easy!
I am now rich thanks to your advice!
Instructions unclear, died.
instructions unclear, now accidentally killed my sister
Instructions unclear, accidentally ate my cat and became a single mother who gave birth to eight birds
Thanks man I’m now rich :)
When I see the word “alpha” I immediately run. It’s that simple.
LMAO
The word "alpha" Is how you pronounce "a" in greek LOL
But that's because you're a b e t a c u c k m a l e
You know it’s bad when he/she says MUST be
alpha
This guy is funny he should start a RUclips channel
He already did, it’s called Drew Gooden
I know right? Too bad there’s only one channel on RUclips
@@eddykidplayzyt I think he also made a second channel called Kurtis Conner
@@N1EnaShinonomeFan fr
I feel so bad for the lonely 15 year olds that run these accounts
or a virgin 30 year old
No way man they are all millionares and definitely very successful and not just lonely 15 year olds
i don’t, i’ve met these types of guys before in middle school. trying to start a conversation with them as a girl is so hard 😭
I get the impression that these guys are far past 15, and that's why they're so bitter.
ur just jealous those lonely 15 year olds are rich as absolute he*k
danny: “no women are watching this right?”
my unbleached mustache: “it’s my time to shine 😎”
AHAHAHAHA THIS HIT HARDDD
Ahhh the lazy mask quarantine mustache yes
Yep that's about right
First
HAHAHAAA
is no one gonna talk about danny’s acting?... he’s so focused it actually looks real.
Yeah true
Plot twist: it is real :L
Jkjk
First time I watched this I was a boy. I’m not anymore. Happy pride, love you Danny.
Congrats on the gender, shame you can’t watch the video anymore though
@@Mort-ko7lj “Congrats on the gender” ohdkywiycohclhdoy
Congrats 🥳🥳🥳
Congrats!! Sorry you can't watch the video anymore though:((
I was the opposite, I couldn't watch the video and now I can
How to be rich- 5 almond daily
That's all we need, my dude, that's all we really need
Swan Ronson I was waiting for this comment thanks
The og know
Very true.
I tried and It worked now I'm richer than Jeff Bezos
Y e s
“There’s no girl right? Only boys?”
Me: *slaps on fake mustache* “si señor”
me: brushes unwaxed moustache
pog
Me, who hasn't shaved in 3 mos: sure... Yeah let's go with that
y u have to do iida like that tho
Me a she/they I-I-I- *confusion*
calling grimes a cyborg
okay fair enough
Yooo found your comment as he said "Elon Musk..."
Elon musk is weird
@@NotJohnTanner he's lowkey kinda crazy
Yea
Lul exactly what I thought
8:30 IT WONT FUCK ME DOWN???😰😰
"How did we go from stop chasing girls, no relationships, boobies bad to.... You know what you should start a family..... Like right now"
~ Every Indian Household
BHAHAAHAHAAH
Haha wow that is true, also the whole message of the video, "get rich"
holy crap coming from a desi this is so true hgidfgihd
oh my
@yassi jass can very gratefullly say that I cannot relate
my dyslexic mind literally read:
"if you don't come from a rich family, a rich family will come for you"
edit: help i'm slowly losing my entire soul-
@Camila Rosa Pérez Montes it may be so.
@Żabia Herbata LMAO-
this is true, MY family is RICH and you better believe we are COMING FOR YOU
@@vilja6809 LMAO I
They do
Danny: "We're all dudes here, right? We're all boys?"
Me, a woman: *nods along*
boys support boys 😤
woman
You are not a woman you are a Greg
me: **stares in enby**
Sameee 😂
"Stop hanging out with broke people and start hanging out with people with more money than you." Wait, so if they have more money than me, I'm the broke people in that instance, so why would the rich people hang out with me?
“There’s no girls here, right?”
*I’m not a girl, I’m a Greg*
Yes. All my Gregs raise their hands.
@@meowmeow3532 🤗
Im Greg, girl is not a gender, g r e g I s
there is one gender: greg
Am a Gril but transgender
danny doesn't need to be rich he already has a stinkin rich vampire dad
6IXE9INE DIED IN A CAR CRASH GO SEE THE VIDEO: ruclips.net/video/Dihcwj1rvQc/видео.html
Who's 61x9ine ill check it out
ruclips.net/video/gEHHivZWUYw/видео.html heres an actually way to earn money this guy fake
Hi
I will never have a rich dad... :/
when Danny read "I don't have a plan B, it's do or die."
he'd be such a good voice actor for an evil skeleton villain
RIGHT??! Or a character who embodies the "madman hermit" trope where they're insanely talented in one specific area -- but they definitely live alone on the fringes of society because they're an absolute goddamn lunatic.
Shay Monika I hate how specific and accurate that is
His a rappr
Because he is spooky man
13:36 I don’t know why but when I hear Danny say that I think of it as the girl saying all those lines like “my boyfriend works for me since I’m a badass bitch” that’s how it sounded to me at lease
Danny: theres No girls watching this, right?
Every Girl posting a comment: finally i Can get a use of this fake mustache
Mustach'ee time~
"fake," cute
Or the quarantine mustache 😂
You just made me want to go watch Monty Python again😅
Me, putting a finger under my nose: Yep, all dudes
If the rule is “girls slow down your grind” then just date boys. Problem solving 101 guys
@Laurel Kardison exactly
Instructions unclear, dated every single other guy on the planet
Make sure he is a millionaire too. Gotta surround yourself with other millionaires.
Unless you're a girl or nb then just don't please don't
@@no_peace don’t what? Date a guy?
*"women absorb your life force and use it to feed to the rest of there hive mind"- every motivational quote ever*
Can confirm I do this every Saturday
the men have found out our secret
as a women this is true. This is our one goal we all have
Alright lady's who told them?
Mgtow told them.
I hope I'm not the only one who has rewatched this video multiple times. It's just so funny. And the video about Andrew Tate's club 😂. "Making money is easy. You just take it from someone. (Danny: That sounds more like stealing 🤣)." These videos definitely present me with content I would have never found on my own... or even looked for. So I'm very grateful to Danny for bringing me and so many others, laughter 🥰
Danny is hilarious!! I was depressed this evening, looking for something to cheer me up. I’ve been laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I’ve watched like 45 minutes worth of his videos and now I’m in a great mood! 😂🤣🤣💖👏🏼👏🏼 One of my favorite videos of his is the review of the kissing Booth movie. 🤣
Dude those “no girlfriend” rich just be like “you can’t grind while you grind”
.
BRUH=
I can it’s called being a prostotiute
Misaki From Wii Sports with that spelling you have to be under 7 years old at LEAST.
@@kryptian6109 Are you Thorin son of Thrain, king under the mountain
"one minute you're talking about work and the next you're showing up to your niece's funeral high on horse tranquilizer. Why? Women"
Or a night with the boys
I read that as he said it
Time point?
@@HAINE- 3:34 (I think)
Edit: Do a few seconds before that so you can hear the whole thing. Like 3:32
@@abbeycat2543 thanks 🙏🏼
As a straight man and not a lesbian, i will:
Never get a girlfriend
Marry a woman and start a family
Instantly be rich
As you should successful king 👑 take this
Don't forget to help the less fortunate in life by posting on instagram static pictures unrelated to how you got rich. Keep on that instant money grind king.
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@@renatobonito1521 OMG..........
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I feel like Danny hasn’t ever seen the dark knight, because he would know the quote “if your good at something, never do it for free” is a real joker quote
*there's no girls watching right?*
me, a girl:
there is 1 imposter among us
make it 2 😗✌🏼
Make it 2.. or 3 counting the other comment
4 imposters now
*5 imposters still remain*
There are now *6* imposters
They used a picture of John Wick looking badass to pair with the quote "being alone has a power very few can handle"... John Wick is a guy who very much IS unhappy about being alone. His wife died. This is brought up multiple times throughout all of the films lol
He couldn't handle it
Not to mention he went on a murderous rampage when he lost the only thing that helped him cope
“There’s no girls watching this, right?”
Me: *There is 1 Impostor among us*
reds kinda sus
justme orange is sus I saw him vent
yellow was following me
Aiko i was just looking for a partner....
I saw yellow vent btw..
I read that as "stop hanging ppl" and i was like, yeah danny, i thought we stopped that a while ago
my grandad is reasonably rich and i can say 100% that he never stops talking in a joker voice and saying "RELATIONSHIPS ARE FUTILE TO SUCCESS"
Can you see the confidence in his insane eyes
@@KM-ts6co can you? CAN YOU!?!?
@@KM-ts6co i would but he's also mostly blind
Your grandfather is wise ..
danny: there’s no girls here right?
it’s day 23 in the chamber and they ain’t found me yet but when they do they’re gonna be surprised
Underrated comment
I'm a girl to and they don't know
Yeah, haha, no bobs in sight.
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Danny: "there are no girls watching this, right?"
Me, slipping on my fake moustache: "preposterous."
I metaphorically spit out my drink
Female?! On Danny's Chanel?! Impossible!!!
I am no girl
I'm a gril
I'm sorry that was cringy,
Good day fellow moustached man! - man with fake moustache because he can't grow facial hair.
You make me laugh so hard, my mom said stop but I couldn't physically stop, she couldn't make me, but then when I stopped I was sent to my room for being annoying. Thanks alot for making me laugh
Legend
"Be like a villain, never chase girls." I'm sorry what? Has he never heard of Bowser, Shredder or Ganondorf? That's like, their whole thing.
Our schoolbully secretly admired a girl. He asked her out on the last schoolday. She refused. He asked why. She explained to him that violence and bullying is not attractive. He ran into a sportsfield to cry there. Another girl went to comfort him and told him not to worry and that plenty of people don't have a boy or girlfriend. He asked: Wait, so you don't have one either?" She said: No, I don't.
He said; Okay so, do you want to be my girlfriend? She said: No, I don't.
He had another screaming fit with kicking and swatting and rage and we went back inside to enjoy the music and have lemonade.
@@Widdekuu91 and then everybody clapped
@@troglodyte1052 weird joking abt a serial predator who killed innocent women
@@cawtisticoctobear No, we didn't clap, we send the teacher 'round.
Be gay do crime but with extra steps
“There are no girls watching this, right?”
*On all levels except physical, I am a Greg.*
This comment is underappreciated😂🔥
I’m a female, and I’m Greg.
Omg this is like my fav meme ! XD
Woof !
I might be female, BUT YES I AM GREG
there is only one gender and it is greg.
Anyone else still waiting for “I tried becoming a viral rapper on TikTok without anyone noticing”
Yep
Yup
Oh we noticed alright
Why do I know what your talking about
Omg how do I find it on tiktok?
“We’re all boys here,right? We’re all dudes?”
No,Danny. We’re Gregs.
"There's no girls watching this, right?"
Me: No, never, when? Who? Not me, no. Never. Yeah, no definitely not.
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@@fortfun5010 Why
@@fortfun5010 wrong link here's the right one ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
WaIt R U GIRL?>?????
My jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, I take out a boxing glove and hit myself with it 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in 1930’s New York accent “HOT MAMA, now that’s a dame!”
@@fungling7982 holy shit dude same, i looked at myself in the mirror just now and that was my reaction 100% wow
“elon musk is... i think dating a cyborg” i absolutely lost it
At least it still counts tho.
Musk lost it too, 'it' being the cyborg dating, oh and contact with one of his kids because he's a shit dad and partner, serves him right lmao
Drew: “There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me: **puts on fake moustache** “what are girls lol?” *sweats profusely*
Lol, Same
🤣
*what? Femaal? Who is gir? I maNLYm a n*
You legit just said *puts on fake mustache* you must be a blue haired emo girl
Lol same
I like how on the last millionaire mindset one when it said, “LISTEN BITCH, BEFORE YOU START PLAYING GAMES WITH ME YOU SHOULD KNOW I DONT PLAY GAMES, I WIN THEM” some one commented “how do u win without playing?”
Everyone wondering how to be rich but how do i become poor?
Be mrbeast and quit your job
Give me your money
Buy an island, when you wanna be rich again just sell it
SilentMemer Be Bill Gates(donate all of your money) and gamble a lot. It’s actually very depressing how even very wealthy people can lose all of their money to gambling.
GeoTv ._. That’s still part of your net worth though. Doesn’t really count I would say.
Danny's background getting slowly more disheveled and chaotic is just a metaphor for 2020.
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Riskyy *oMg StOp SpAmMiNg.*
@Aye Daniels Nice videos guy! I hope you gain big subscriber.
Just one. One big subscriber
Danny: There’s no girls watching this, right?
Me, a girl: Nope. No girls here. Girl? What is that? *sweats profusely through fake moustache*
" " you forgot that
Girl? What is this GIRL thing? I don’t know either, fellow man. *straightens top hat nervously*
@@Nick_bpz You forgot to not press "Reply"
T7 King that’s not how it works lmao have you ever seen a script before
Love this!
“Being alone is a power few can handle”
*Laughs in introverted aroace*
“Boobs doesn’t attract me anymore” everyone congratulate him on coming out 👏
😂😂😂😂
We love him, such a king 👑
Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap Clap clap clap clap
😐
Books doesn't attract me anymore now it's co......
As a girl, I can confirm that we were put here to stop millionaires
i can also confirm. it is our one true goal in life
@@rachelellebaker Stay away from me !
I was mad that y’all randomly started commenting this but… it’s only stopping weak minded men. A woman could never throw me off my grind 😂. But keep going y’all making the competition smaller for us. 😗😗😗
@PishP0n You telling that to me is a reflection of your own miserable inner self. I don’t have to prove you anything, and you won’t ever hurt my ego because nobody can touch a broken man that put himself together by redesigning himself 😉
@PishP0n little scared anime fanboy/girl 🤣
So being rich is easy
All you have to do is
• Have money
Piece of cake
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@@riskyy2657 hello spambot
not just any piece of cake warren buffets cake
yes
money = Rich
I have been ordering HelloFresh for a while now and then seeing Danny talk about it in such a nice way has made me want to cook
I used to be a fan, but after WATCHING this masterpiece, I'm a whole air conditioner
WHAHAHHAHAHA
Agreed I am cooling a room right now.
Please don’t ever speak again
Haha its freezing
@@iconicjet3043 wdym that was good
When Danny reads these, he sounds like the Power Rangers villain.
Cannot unhear it
Unrelated but your comment was posted 1 hour ago, has 111 likes, and has one reply.
This makes me satisfied for some reason
@@jaxtheoverlord6959 👁👄👁
@@jaxtheoverlord6959 omg hahaha thanks for the hype:)
I like Danny’s tonal shift. “These accounts aren’t very positive towards women... but they are... overwhelmingly negative.”
Cool
“There’s no girls watching this, right?”
Me, a M/F Bigender: **confused screaming**
"You can't be rich if you're dating a woman"
Well, looks like I've been on millionaire grindset my whole life😎
GRINDSET 😭😭😭
But can you like, date a man? I wonder if that will that stop my millionaire chances.
@@Jane155-x6d Didn't stop Sir Elton John.
When being gay makes you a millionaire.
Wait a minute-
Straight women are all millionaires too. Fun fact.
“villains don’t chase women”
bowser is typing 🐲🐢🔥...
Ice king❄☃️👑 is typing...
lord farquaad🏰🦶👩🏻 is typing...
Gargamel is typing 🔵🍄🚶♂️🐱
Jafar is typing 🕌⚱️🔮🦜...
Lol
Summed it Up:
"If you have a Honey, you get no Money."
OMG........
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Riskyy
Why. Also are all the comments on your video just you using different accounts?
Well then have you tried out honey ? Save your money and stop wasting. Everytime you make a order with honey you get a discount.
Moneydropping Hard Danny would be proud😌
3:56 I ... I still am amazed Danny didn't edit that in as a prank. That's ... It's so comedic yet unbelievable that I can't even process it
danny to his overwhelmingly female audience: "there's no girls watching this, right?"
HAHAHHAHAHA fr all the people in the comments are the girls and the gays 💅✨☺️
There are so many girls here wtf
Nope we are the gregs .
@@giulianicastro7253 why do I feel threatened
XD and I am one of them
As a woman, all I seek to do is to distract men from their grind so they’ll never be rich. NEVER!😈
underated comment
doing gods work
slay
Stooooop
g o a w a y
Danny: "There are no girls here, right?"
Me: "How do you do, fellow males?"
Hey wait a minute
@Mia Donnell Yes hello fellow male saying hello to another fellow male. How're both of you very definitely male male's doing today?
Wow its all males. Expected some girls but no... its all males
RickyPro always has been
@@ashleyrose4975 ah yes males how do u do
I love the guy that commented at 9:47 "How do u win without playing?"
but hes asking a good question
Danny: you can’t make money if you’re dating a woman.
People dating men: Yeah this is big brain time.
😂😂😂
🤢🤮🤮
@@MR-7 what 💀
I weak 😂
MR.D3S are you a homophobe watching Danny Gonzalez? Weird considering he’s actually a good person
Danny: "There's no girls watching this, right?"
Me, a girl: Or maybe there is an Impostor among us
You're kinda sus ngl
@@zakariaali8864 I saw you vent tho
czech girls on danny’s videos🥰
Not only are we both named Mic(h)aela, not only are we both girls infiltrating this only for men, no girls, boys only video, but based on your icon we both play fallout. We have no choice we're best friends now
XD
When u show up to ur niece's funeral high on horse tranquilliser because woman 😢😡
CONSEQUENCES!!
If y'all liked this joke go follow malesuniverse or kings_quotes._ they make this type of parody content it's the best thing that ever happened to instagram
😔✊
FINALLY, Someone Understand!!
Another Tuesday afternoon, eh?
"Stop giving a fuck" sketch is big John Lajoie "Chainsaw" energy