Rebecca Dodd hahaha that’s exactly how I feel about the people photoshopping themselves on vacation or at Coachella or wherever. Like cooool, you didn’t go. Good for you😂😂😂
Law student here. So glad to see that they did their research about how legal proceedings work. It is very common to have a single SWAT police officer arrest a minor, take them to the "federal state penitentiary," and then have the police officer set their bail at one million dollars.
Well that is what happens, ever heard of dead time? I did a week in a medium/maximum security jail after being arrested and waiting for bail. Went into general population and everything. Court dropped the charges but still did a week in jail. Presumption of innocence my ass.
Oh yes of course. Arresting a minor without contacting their parents/legal guardian as it usually happens. And the police letting someone else to enter jail with a camera ... Classic
Obviously. Specifically because of fortnite... very devastating i know. These police are just doing their job CORRECTLY. Credits and highlights to them. 👏
Yeah, that SWAT POLICE officer in the vest and t-shirt arrested the high school-aged trespasser at a high school, (I guess he didn't notice the adult wondering around the holding cell with a camera) and then indicted him (hence the orange jumpsuit,) and also set the bail. And specifically said HE needed to receive 1 million dollars, otherwise he goes to the pen. This is messy, even as a skit.
jarvis: **walks into his own school a couple hours early** **gets arrested** kay: **20-something-year-old man filming in a high school** **no consequences whatsoever**
Alright, so a high school kid sneaks into the school at six in the morning. That isn’t terrible. You wouldn’t get arrested for that. But that’s not the part that bugs me, its that the TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD FULLY GROWN ADULT who snuck into a school filled with HIGHSCOOL KIDS isn’t the one that’s arrested- I know this isn’t real- BUT SERIOUSLY?!
I know this is from 2019 but I just had to say its actually good to not tell most people you're traveling because people will know its easier to rob or harm your home/ you as most are not aware of resources or their general surroundings when traveling. Giving out this kind of information can make you, your home and your loved ones vulnerable! Good prank for many reasons🤣
Hi dont know why. but about 7:50 I started watching your eyebrows. And honestly you have the most expressive eyebrows I've ever seen. The micro-movements are insane.
@BinChi Playing the already-dieing, toxic community, with salty 7 y/rs, wasting their mom's credit card to buy useless cosmetics. Otherwise known as, FORTNITE (and Tiktok)
i’ve watched this video like ten times since 2019 and almost everytime i feel surprised when he says “also no because laura was posting on her instagram story the entire time we were in japan”
Do... They know your allowed to be on school grounds before and after school.. People do that all the time with friends even I've done it multiple times there has even been teachers watching us hang out at the school
My favorite part of this is that the fake cop is the one collecting the bail, and that Jarvis is going to tye "federal state penitentiary" how can it be both federal and state?
Nora Kelly I didn’t realize I did. I just watched the video and posted that. I didn’t read the all the comments. It’s a pretty basic joke so I’m not surprised other people thought of it.
"I cant believe i have to leave my brother in jail, Jarvis bro, no jarvis bro, jarvis bro, jarvis my bro, noooo jarvis, jarvis bro why, jarvis bro, bro javis bro, jarvis bro"
Lol, this is hilarious. They must know their demographic is mostly American children, although I'm sure English children don't know all about prison either.
But by faking not going somewhere he actually faked, faked going somewhere, so he in actuality did go somewhere, but he faked it. So by faking the fake going somewhere, he did go somewhere so he just faked it, all so he could fake going somehwere while not faking to be faking going somewhere. Thats what I call some 4d chess right there
No one: Literally No one: Danny: I love going to the grocery store in America which is where I am and live Me chilling at home: HOLY MOLY! Me and this guy are in-sync!
Danny: goes to the grocery store
Greg: THIS IS INSANE BRO
I mean.... your seeing Danny
*drew
BRO WE BE BUYING THEM VEGETABLES BROOO... THAT'S INSANE!
Extraordinarily Animate *you’re
Oh No BrO i'M a DoLlOr ShOrT bRo!
I'm pretty sure Danny committed unspeakable felonies in some other country. He's just building an alibi.
SHH DONT LET EVERYONE ELSE
Sucheth Hegde 😂 don’t tell everybody
He was playing fortnite in school.
The Japanese authorities are still searching for Danny
Yep he was exposing other country peoples
"I left the country for ten days and nobody noticed or missed me. Ha, joke's on you!"
Weird flex Danny, but ok
Rebecca Dodd
😎😂
So true
Rebecca Dodd, drew*
Rebecca Dodd hahaha that’s exactly how I feel about the people photoshopping themselves on vacation or at Coachella or wherever.
Like cooool, you didn’t go. Good for you😂😂😂
🤣lol
Rebecca Dodd No, no if you where a true greg you’d know that in his teacher video it’s weird flex but alright! Lol jk jk
Law student here. So glad to see that they did their research about how legal proceedings work. It is very common to have a single SWAT police officer arrest a minor, take them to the "federal state penitentiary," and then have the police officer set their bail at one million dollars.
Swat officer here. I regularly walk around my neighborhood off duty and beat up children, put them in a cage, and make them give me 1,000,000 dollars.
Glad it's confirmed👍
i actually believed this for a second ☠
@@nitrons_ its true!
Yes, they also don't care if some dude walks in with contraband to do with the crime they commited
Danny: hahahahaha I fooled you guys you thought I was at home
Also Danny: *Explains every aspect of his prank to make sure we get it*
Lily Egenrieder hahahaha
Lol
Also Danny x2: complains about the guy who explains everything that's happening
That’s pretty much the joke
He’s proud of it probably lmao
My dude did a crime so bad, he didnt even go to court, just straight to jail. 💀
obviously, any crimes including fortnite, get a lifetime sentence
@@lyres8637 Ohhhhh, okay. Sorry I was so oblivious to that. 😔✋
šöůř łëmõňş aren’t we all oblivious 😔✋
Well that is what happens, ever heard of dead time? I did a week in a medium/maximum security jail after being arrested and waiting for bail. Went into general population and everything. Court dropped the charges but still did a week in jail. Presumption of innocence my ass.
Mike A FHGAEFIUAWHGEWAHRGAREHG Were you playing fortnite in school too?
danny: i’m at the grocery store
danny a couple days later: HAHAH LOSERS YOU SHOULDVE SEEN YOUR FACES
1000th like
And what you're gonna do is made you look prank
Allie Stansfield 🤭
YOOOOOOOO 2.6k LIKES HUHHH
There repplies all almost make no sense-
Danny was explaining how he fooled everyone like a villain revealing their entire secret plan
Doofenshmirtz energy
Rrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm you so funny🤓🤓🤓
@@racheldavenport8505your username is your full name pipe down
@@racheldavenport8505???
scooby-doo activity
it's an honor to have the least cool name in faze clan
I have faith that if you joined faze clan you’d come up with a cooler name like faze jarvy jarv or something
@@Danny-Gonzalez nice
nice
This is perfect
You have been banned from fortnite
My name is Greg so I sometimes feel like these videos are made specifically for me. Thanks, man.
you were always truly greg
My name is not Greg but I liked this because I thought it was cute.
@@mysteryname6792 lol, thanks.
How foolish of you, assuming they aren't.
When im 18 ➕ I NEED to Change My Name To That
Danny: I’ve been on vacation and nobody noticed
Greg: We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed, and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled
And all he has to say for it is Bazinga
Thalo
That's not funny
@@FIREcrochethairstyles why is it not funny
Lilly Andrews
Cuz i don't get it
Who else but a Leo he said it in one video
Oh yes of course. Arresting a minor without contacting their parents/legal guardian as it usually happens. And the police letting someone else to enter jail with a camera ... Classic
Obviously. Specifically because of fortnite... very devastating i know. These police are just doing their job CORRECTLY. Credits and highlights to them. 👏
Actually Danny, we’re the ones who’ve been fooling you
While you were in Japan, we were ALL in your house.
Xd
Don’t be comin to his house
It was a large effort but... We did it...
emma stalker alert 😂
It was hard to fit all of us in there.. But it happened so
"Mr. Stark. I don't feel so good"
"OH NO. PARKER BRO.. OH NO NO PARKER BRO. THAT'S INSANE PARKER BRO"
Oh no!
dont let me die. OH NOO BROO. BRO MAN TODLER NOOOO!!
This is *SUCKS* bro!
LMAOOOO
What the heck
Tony Stark: Stay with me, Jarvis.
Jarvis: Losing power, sir.
Tony: Oh noooo Jarvis noo brooo
GOLD
I love that reference 3000
YESSSS
this made me choke on my pancake sksksk
A part of the journey is the end....
I love how Jarvis was going to go straight from jail to federal prison if his $1M bail wasn't paid...just completely skipping the judicial system.
Fr so true lmao
That’s the federal state penitentiary
Yeah, that SWAT POLICE officer in the vest and t-shirt arrested the high school-aged trespasser at a high school, (I guess he didn't notice the adult wondering around the holding cell with a camera) and then indicted him (hence the orange jumpsuit,) and also set the bail. And specifically said HE needed to receive 1 million dollars, otherwise he goes to the pen.
This is messy, even as a skit.
jarvis: **walks into his own school a couple hours early** **gets arrested**
kay: **20-something-year-old man filming in a high school** **no consequences whatsoever**
laviedevia even though he looks 30
And is in a school
❌Faking a trip to Japan
❌Secretly going on a trip to Japan
✅Going to Ireland and pretending you faked a trip to Japan
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAA
@@rainchuu9704 it was funny but not that funny
The Penguin Council *_ahahshshahhan!$+&vskalJb&jJnHAHAHAHnkajnan&&_*
While faking the fact that you’re actually in Ireland, pretending to be in Japan, and acting like you’re in the U.S.
Matt Alexander You’re hurting my brain
2 different people tour:
1) Kurtis Conner
2) Drew Gonzalez
Don't forget Danny Gooden
shui hoppenstein hahahah
Laurentius r/woooosh
Edit: Ok, everyone please chill, I realized I used it wrong. I’m very sorry, could you stop replying lol thanks
Do you even know what a woooosh is?
Maham Nasir nice one budyyyy you used wooooosh wrong
BRUH I CAN'T PROCESS THE POLICE OFFICER WEARING HIS HAT BACKWARDS
His latest video was not a music video
Its the teacher dude just dressed up lmao
@@Dojaesd omg i thought so!
Swaggy
He's the 'cool and totally relatable and definitely not an adult hello fellow children' cop
nobody:
danny: i TRICKED YOU into thinking i was at HOME when i was really on VACATION in ANOTHER COUNTRY
Typical troom troom prank
Bruh.. after I read that he said it 😂😂
Conspiracy theory: Danny still is in Japan and he’s just cover up with this video HE FOOLED US AGAIN!
나는 모른다.지젤 🤭 and I OoP-
@@rurii1i I love your profile picture #taehyung
I love your picture #lilkookie
I am 1000th like
you joke now but I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case
The four nationalities:
- British
- American
- Mute
- Other country
Mute people have funny _accents._
The other is jamacian
I'm other country
I'm other country too
Mirtsu How exotic
Alright, so a high school kid sneaks into the school at six in the morning. That isn’t terrible. You wouldn’t get arrested for that. But that’s not the part that bugs me, its that the TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD FULLY GROWN ADULT who snuck into a school filled with HIGHSCOOL KIDS isn’t the one that’s arrested- I know this isn’t real- BUT SERIOUSLY?!
How do we know Danny isn’t still in Japan? He could have easily built an exact copy of his house
Midevil Deth Kitens or a green screen maybe?
@@pandawalker6085 a green screen? You think father greg can afford a green screen with so many mouths to feed? Its clearly a dulpicate of his house
Midevil Deth Kitens BRO THATS CRAZY THAT SO CRAZY
I know right, Easily!
I’m scared now is he the new morgz?
Honestly the Japan thing was way more exciting then that whole video Danny watched
Should have a made vlog about that.
That's why it's a good video🙃
Midori2024 nice Clint pfp
*than
You mean had to sit through right? Lol
Poor kurtis. He’s going on tour with a guy who thinks he’s two different people
I’m Curtis ...with a c
@@ThatPortaPottyGuy hi Kurtic!
@@rainofstars00 LMFAOOOOOOO
Jamie The Joker thanks someone knows how to pronounce it right
ileikstuff and you know how to pronounce my name too
I know this is from 2019 but I just had to say its actually good to not tell most people you're traveling because people will know its easier to rob or harm your home/ you as most are not aware of resources or their general surroundings when traveling. Giving out this kind of information can make you, your home and your loved ones vulnerable! Good prank for many reasons🤣
But his wife was posting the whole time so that defeats the purpose lol
when he’s plugged the tour so much you can read along the speech with him
Danny: “I’ve been on vacation all this time”
Greg: *surprised pikachu face*
D E A D 🤣
And the weird thing is that I never expected to get this many likes already
Lol
It’s actually *suprised pikachu*
Charlie Time thank u I forgot lol
Jarvis: **blinks**
Faze kay: *nO WaY BRo*
Oh Jarvis bro NO
EPICCCCCCC
H o l y s h I t b r o t h a t s I n s a n e
Jarvis: **moves so slightly nobody can see**
faze kay: *_N O W A Y B R O_*
Jarvis gets arrested "no way bro" Jarvis comes up with new merch "buy it brooo"
I like how we all dont care when he says something weird, "Im in america, not in any other different country" nobody thought it was weird
yeah and all the comments didn't say anything about him saying "i'm in America doing America things in an America shopping center in America" lol
Swat police: You’re under arrest
Faze: *bUt He HaS tO mAkE vIdEoS*
Jarvis: *commits mass terrorism for video*
Swat team: *guns him down*
Faze: bUt hE hAs tO mAke vIdEos bRo!
@@artizzy2k2k
Swat police: oh shit bro, i guess we will have to let him go now
It’s Kay.
@@jackjensen5364 no ಠ_ಠ
Kay* but yeah pretty funny
Danny: I’m in the United States!
Laura’s Instagram story: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
Fandom Encounters UNITEDTO STAYYETS OFEH SAMASHHH
HDHEHRHTJJ
Ah a fellow danganronpa weeb👌
Sacred Supreme did someone say Danganronpa? O.O
@@emmamagdalene1713 My despair over danganronpa series being over, will never cease to exist.😢
Jarvis: *dies*
Kay: This is sucks bro!
JARVIS BRO
oh no jarvis
NO BRO BRO NO JARVIS NO
😂
Jarvis: Gets cancer
Kay: BUY OUR MERCH GUYS!!!!!
Hi dont know why. but about 7:50 I started watching your eyebrows. And honestly you have the most expressive eyebrows I've ever seen. The micro-movements are insane.
Danny: *pretends to be in the U.S for 2 weeks*
everyone: we know you're in Japan
Danny: I HAVE FOOLED THEM!
How did you know? I only watch his videos, I don’t follow him on Instagram so I got fooled
Same here.
This is Cutie Ringo Joy
me too
This is Cutie Ringo Joy
Like Danny said, his partner was posting that they were in Japan the whole time.
This is Cutie Ringo Joy yeah! his wife laura was posting about it
I love how he spent time photoshopping himself into a grocery store
*and it was just seen as normal*
*"MOM I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD!"*
Why?
*"WE HAVE TO GET JARVIS OUT OF PRISON"*
"Oh that makes sense, here you go!"
I’m concerned that some kids stole their parents card. It wouldn’t take much thought for them either since they’re so unknowing.
10:43 (subtitles on)
“Danny: *laughs in Danny accent * ”
Aaaahh, now I know the accent I use when I laugh is called Danny accent!
When Laura posts a picture of their trip on Insta
Danny: “This is sucks bro”
Replh
Ztreet xd Replh to you to good sir
oh no laura brooo
Kay was brain ded at that second
This sucks bro
Teacher: Jarvis is that fortnite?
Jarvis: no-
Teacher: I’M CALLING THE POLICE!!!
Teacher: *turns the dials on the toaster oven to 911*
And then the toaster explodes in his face.
911: Toaster Oven, watcha cookin'?
IS THAT A fortnite
@@silverlabilver585 someone gets it right - I mean 911 WHAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY
Is that weed!?
No it's a crayon..
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
"I LEFT THE COUNTRY AND NOBODY KNEW"
Me when I leave the house
1. relateable
2. i ruined the 69 likes i am sorry
@Alyce it's alright 😂
Cool beans That is the definition of my existence 😭😭
Felt that :/
𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓘'𝓿𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 *590* 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 ☺️♥️
Woah 668 now 😳 thanks 😁🎉🎉🎉🎉
WOAH 710!?!??!? Tysm ☺️
“The plan was foolproof, which is a good thing because I’m a fool” is my new twitter bio
“If you don’t make bail you go to federal prison”
Yeah, that’s definitely how that works. That’s how all of that works.
You obviously don’t know the law that well, the SWAT police are the experts here
@@brandoncook637 Total experts.
SWAT.B.I OPEN UP
AND BUY MERCH.
Plot twist:
Danny went on a trip to Ireland, while faking a trip to Japan, _while faking to be in the United States_
NANI!?!?
69th like
Senpapii how dare.
*cue the Inception soundtrack*
Plot plot twist Danny and Drew’s wives went to Japan together
This scenario sounds like something my 5-year-old sister would come up with
@BinChi Playing the already-dieing, toxic community, with salty 7 y/rs, wasting their mom's credit card to buy useless cosmetics. Otherwise known as, FORTNITE (and Tiktok)
@BinChi Haha yes, very true, any game is better than *THAT GAME*
@@u5654 Agreed, the game itself might not be that bad (I played like 5 minutes of it) but the kids community is worse than minecrafts used to be.
@@ReeN1995 even tf2 is better than that shit
weirdly enough, my sister made one of her weird plays with my cousin and it’s exactly like this.
i’ve watched this video like ten times since 2019 and almost everytime i feel surprised when he says “also no because laura was posting on her instagram story the entire time we were in japan”
"say those four words and im all yours"
*"oh no jarvis bro"*
Lmfao
oh no jarvis bro
do i get to own you now
WHEN WILL U LEARN THAT UR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES wow that name...
*oh no Jarvis bro*
When you said you were in America, we’re just so used to you saying weird shit like that we just thought it was normal
If I had seen that I would have just assumed he was literally anywhere in the world except America.
😅
You'd be like, "Why would he keep on saying he is in America? Super sus."
@@prig1557 Danny just says weird stuff like that
@@kadeorade5296 "My battery is low and it's getting dark." Saddest thing ever from a robot.
Jarvis: *breathes*
Faze kay: nO brO NOooOo
Which one?
Oh wait
Jaaaaarvisss brooo
No BrO NoOOoooOoOoOOOooooOooOOoOO000OOOO99PPaoo8wjdjjssjjtfjmgmmdmvmd
This is sucks broooooooo
JaRviS, BrO, NOooOo...
at 10:41 if you turn the captions on it says "danny: *laughs in danny accent*"
yeah like what
It's cause he's the one to like write the subtitles, does that make sense? Or at least that what I think
@neroneroki alr but I think it's probably him who made the captions ngl
Mhm I would say it was more dannese
What a professional SWAT officer, in his sagging jeans and sneakers.
and long hair
*SWAT _Police_
And a backwards cap
The swat police must play less than I remember as I’ve heard that guy also works as a teacher in a Russian(???? Mid eastern? Canadian?) high school
and everybody knows that SWAT are the ones who put prisoners in jail (not prison guards) , as well as setting the bail amounts.
The funniest thing about this is he was actually perma-banned from Fortnite in March
So I guess he technically went to jail...permanently...
Unus
Team Unus Forever! what
Unus
ggggggggggggggggggggg
Wanna be friends?
“Yeah sure, we were both celebrating Drew’s honeymoon,”
What
i like ur splatoon pfp lol
Whea I noticed that
*squid noises*
*Insert dying noises*
Why is this my most liked comment wtf
Do... They know your allowed to be on school grounds before and after school.. People do that all the time with friends even I've done it multiple times there has even been teachers watching us hang out at the school
Danny: *I fOoLeD yOu! I wAs iN a DiFfErEnT cOuNtRy!*
Danny, 3 minutes later: I’ve been fooled. What country are they in???
Minnie is Awesome omg lol
He is like Groot but Instead of “I am Groot” it’s “no Jarvis bro, that’s insane bro, my god bro”
He speaks bro
Oh no bro that's insane bro
We....are....Bro
*b r o*
You are a pesant loup
Danny: I was in Japan and nobody noticed.
*Illusion 100*
Dermit the Krog your name absolutely bamboozles me..... a lot
@Killer Duck that woman ruined everything...
Dermit the Krog
Dope comment
*Speech 100*
Danny: Ha! I tricked you!
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stop yourself
I FUCKING LOVE THAT THE JAIL JUST ALLOWED KAY TO FOLLOW JARVIS AROUND THE ENTIRE JAIL TAPING
“You’re gonna get out into like double prison or something”
...
Yes
Yeah, it's the federal state penitentiary
Is it federal? Is it state? Don't worry about it
What if he's not really going on tour?
And just Photoshoped a whole tour in different cities.
*surprised Pikachu face*
....o h
Victor Salazar me ab to pull up to the venue and then he doesn’t show up
😂
and all the sold out places are Photoshoped
"Rather now than never."
I will use this every day now thank you Danny.
Me too 😢😁
Better never than now.
i legit imagined Danny replying to you with a ''No probs Greg''
My favorite part of this is that the fake cop is the one collecting the bail, and that Jarvis is going to tye "federal state penitentiary" how can it be both federal and state?
“I can’t believe you’ve done this!”
I love it. Sick reference.
Ah fuck!
@@elk1827 “I can’t believe you done this.”
I cant believe you caught that reference. I can not believe you caught that reference.
Wait what’s the reference 😀
@@heyimhere7048 it’s a vine
Danny: I’m *DEFINITELY* in America
Laura: You thought
Jaida Draws beet Yeet copied you btw :)
@@rumors2844 no he copied beet yeet
I smell a stolen comment!
I didn’t copy anyone we probably just thought of the same comment
Stop jumping to conclusions
*Aussie accent "I can't believe you've done this!"
*_AdAm_*
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this 😂
Aussie accent*
@@JianCB2 thank you, lol
@@li8860 np
Dannys outro:why are you still watching this
Me:because you have a sick outro danny I'm jamming out on this music rn
you went to japan and didn’t bring us along? you TRAITOR. and we were truly greg.
WE are truly Greg, but is dANNY Greg at all????
Fellas, it’s time for a crusade.
Monster Master HOW DO I SIGN UP!!!!!!
@@pokaay3163 Sign me the fuck in
Monster Master agreed
Danny: **laughs**
Captions: **l a u g h s i n d a n n y a c c e n t**
*i gotta put on captions-*
hi fella Arabian who watches danny
10:43
@@hunterisgood9906 no u
@@callmecallme524 THANK YOU
Danny: I'm gonna convince my subscribers I'm in America, and no one can mess up my plan!
Laura: hold my beer
person ze animator I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
Katie No You could make a religion out of this!
I'm in America. In winter. In the north east. WHY
What’s her Instagram
Lil'DevilGirl I’m in America, the south east, IN FLORIDA, in winter. It’s 90 degrees XD
"Paying bail" just means you can be free while the trial is being set up, you don't give "bail" and just...walk from any crime.
Danny: so I tricked you all.
Laura: I post to my instagram.
Danny: oooh no brooo
whaleaferd stealing comments eh?
Nora Kelly I didn’t realize I did. I just watched the video and posted that. I didn’t read the all the comments. It’s a pretty basic joke so I’m not surprised other people thought of it.
@@norakelly4545 Lol Calm Down It's RUclips It Happens All The Time =w=
whaleaferd sorry for being a bitch lol it’s a gud joke too🥵
Nora Kelly after reading the comments I can see what you mean so it’s all good. No offense taken.🥰
The real crime Jarvis committed was robbing me of my braincells.
He stole your intelligence bro. Im so sorry for you bro. But dont worry, bro, you will get them back bro.
@@peennuts no, damage this severe cannot be undone lol
@@necromancypizza thats real bad bro. Oh well bro.
@@peennuts Dude, a lot of these comments are funny as hell!!! LoL! This shit made my day!
without consent
“Jarvis is in jail
With a million dollar bail
... I think it’s gonna hail
I grew a little tail”
Cody Ko: BARS
Top 10 rappers eminem was scared to diss
BARS
That rhyme was so well.
I read this as he was saying it
Srky 333 THIS MADE ME WEEZE SO HARD LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂
sorry i’m 5 years late, but as a half british person you’re british accent is really good, especially for someone american😭
"I cant believe i have to leave my brother in jail, Jarvis bro, no jarvis bro, jarvis bro, jarvis my bro, noooo jarvis, jarvis bro why, jarvis bro, bro javis bro, jarvis bro"
@Claire Murphy i dont know whats wrong with me 😂, i didnt even rewind the video
NOOOOOO MAN IM LAUGHING LIKE A DOLPHIN RN LMAO
This is sucks broo
@@Ollieaaaaa 😂
“Thatisuck bro”
“so Jarvis is in jail
with a million dollar bail
I think it’s gonna hail
I grew a little tail”
*cody ko voice*: BARS
Maggie Lane yesss
*YES 👏🏼*
Jail? Knock it off
I REA THAT AS HE SAID IT
@@pringles6108 read*
Jarvis: *does absolutely nothing*
Kay: nO WAy BrO! ThAT’s inSAnE jARviS bRO!
Morgan Marie no
@@GrubProductionz yes
I actually met someone impersonating FaseKay in among us a few years ago & they were genuinely confused to hear that I'd never heard of FaseKay
If it makes you any happier, I was fooled.
Bye.
Lmao
Same
LMAO SAME
Mood
This video is over now
Title: “this dude is in jail because you wont buy his merch”
Good
demowolf he is in jail bc the merch didnt do well
Lmao
I bet Danny really was in the U.S and now he’s fooling us by saying he was in Japan
Moo moos plot twist
I bet Danny was in Ireland but he was pretending to be in Japan but also pretending to be in the U.S
"these guys are obviously British" oh they're from the QUEENS LAND alright
"You're gonna get put in like, double prison or something."
- Danny Gonzalez 2019
Reijn Swart prison squared perhaps
Katie F. Prison x2
_prison: the sequel_
Notifications been on for ions boiiii
2 Prison 2 Furious
To make things even more clear... In the UK we don't have jail jumpsuits, we don't have bail and we definitely don't use dollars
Bro
FaZe Kay and Jarvis
Live in the FaZe house in America
They r both british
But live in america
Lol, this is hilarious. They must know their demographic is mostly American children, although I'm sure English children don't know all about prison either.
But you DO have US flags in your classrooms, right?
@@birdie8006 all we know about is sarcasm and knives
@@intisarchauhan5411 and tea
When he said "this is sucks"
*I felt that*
It's Thisissucks
*Jorg Washingmachine*
Relatable
*666 likes*
@@annalyn270 lmao ikr
Man Danny, man, bro. That’s crazy bro. Bro that’s crazy. Man. Danny that’s crazy.
As a Canadian I can confirm that we all speak exactly like that teacher
I would like to meet a Canadian
Sarah Sherman oh... Nice
Nicholas Stewart Lol, you and the commenter above you has the same profile picture! That's crazy.
Karolin S that’s just some of the default profile pictures
@@westsicat yeah I think that was the joke
"I can't believe I've done this."
Ah, a man of internet culture, I see.
Katrina Yasmin a H f U c K
‘I can’t beeleeve yoove done this gowja’
this guy has the right idea.
Everybody: *fakes going to japan*
Danny: *Fakes NOT going to Japan*
Every other youtuber: *fakes going somewhere*
Danny: UNO REVERSE CARD B*TCH
The guy really is something
But by faking not going somewhere he actually faked, faked going somewhere, so he in actuality did go somewhere, but he faked it. So by faking the fake going somewhere, he did go somewhere so he just faked it, all so he could fake going somehwere while not faking to be faking going somewhere. Thats what I call some 4d chess right there
@@petermccannell7565 I- HOL UP-
Peter Mccannell hmmm... now say that slowlyyy
It's so cool that the student got arrested rather than the adult who was not related to the school just cmng Early and creeping around 😂
Danny you need to make a shirt that says I’m reviewing my legal options.
Edit: Holy crap thank you guys
I didn’t buy his merch on purpose because I wanted him to be in jail
Ha, I don't buy merch
Buy his merch and forcefully sell it back to him for a higher price
Good
You should frame him for a crime so he goes back to jail lol
I wouldn't buy his merch anyway, but after that video came out, I won't buy his merch even more.
No one:
Literally No one:
Danny: I love going to the grocery store in America which is where I am and live
Me chilling at home: HOLY MOLY! Me and this guy are in-sync!
Darcy Sheil plot twist your home is in Japan 👀 I’m on to you
0:43 poor Jarvis Johnson
Danny's Brittish accent is the best thing I've seen today.
Yes, I can hear sounds
he sounds like an old lady
wait you see sounds
Hi! Your comment is having perfect 333 likes and 3 replies so i'm not gonna ruin it with liking :)
K.
Dominik Slišković I SEE SOUNDS
this dude's "brO" count is more than kurtis' "dude" count
edit: hAPPy biRTHDAY !!!!
lmao yeah
F O L K S
More than elisocrays "guys" count
More than ImGayStation says Guys- Wait nevermind nobody can beat the amount of times he says guys
oh noo bro
I can imagine Jarvis being shot to death and his friend just being like "Yo bro Yo Jarvis Yo"
yo bro jarvis bro. you can’t even dodge a bullet in real life. this will be good for cobtent
JARVIS! Bro...jarvis bro... *doesn’t help him and instead records him dying*
This made me laugh so much!
He is 18 but...
Broooooooooooooooooooo
Their video is the most painful thing to watch, I couldn’t watch this by itself without thinking how nice life was before I watched it