wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
@@JohnnyPaisan Damn, that guy? You mean t h a t guy, I didn't know he was that guy from that one series. Good to know that Drew is that guy and that the name of this guy is Drew and this guy is the same as that one guy
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew (sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
Idk why I never processed that the camera can't just follow him around floating by itself when he's walking around his place but it really surprised me when the camera person spoke lmao
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time! Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe
simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
@@alastorlapid2365 Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
I love how the tac bat is marketed as "the perfect way to defend your home" but seriously it's perfect for any burglar It's great for lighting up a dark house You can use it to disorient any people in the home And you can beat them with it to prevent them from attacking you or calling the police It has become the very thing it sought to destroy
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite RUclipsrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix. Irs: ?? Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.
"Sparkling water is much more violent than regular water." I can confirm that's true, sparkling water beat me up in highschool, and I'm about 70% regular water.
This makes me wonder... is Little Nutcracker guy even... Little Nutcracker guy??? Has he even been... replaced?!! How many little nutcracker men have there been!!!?
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.
Can’t believe you just straight up hit the nutcracker like that
That combined with what we saw in his main channel video... danny boi better watch his back-
what the FUCK did he do?? I haven’t watched it yet. #dannygonzalezisoverparty
I’ve watched it now. Danny needs to repent for his sins.
@@bodaciousdoggo8971 IM A REAL BOY
He has a bunch in his basement I think it’s fine
Right so disrespectful 😤
wait so if Danny’s nutcracker in his office is a real boy- does that mean the 4 other nutcrackers in his basement are also real boys? Danny are you holding kids hostage? Is this the wacky and silly stuff you’re talking about?
He also beat the one in his office with a tactical bat. Does he do this to the other nutcrackers?
I was nervously waiting the whole time for them to come to life
@@liladupuis4138 VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
@@TheBlockDocs I think that the logical conclusion here is that Danny beats all of the real boys he is holding hostage in his basement.
lore
I was worried what would happen if the nutcracker accidentally broke when he hit it only to discover there's a whole army in the basement
This was my exact reaction too. Still feels wrong to see him beat up little nutcracker guy though
Same I was a bit nervous until I saw them all hanging out in the basement
I was waiting for him to do another nutcracker sketch😭
a whole army? like greg!
@@grayblethenerd the nutcracker army is the second fastest growing army on the internet
Danny is such an odd concept of existence. Driving a Tesla in a possum shirt and an empty basement with the banished nutcrackers. What a character that makes the world such a better place.
ahaha this deserved more likes
👌
It needs another 1mil likes
All while wearing his little old man slippers
tbh the tesla came out of nowhere i had no idea i really thought danny had a toyota or something
Danny attacking a creeper with a flashlight in his unfinished basement is something I never thought I needed
Is that lego Velma?
Oh God every time I reload the comments you get more likes. I've never seen that actively happen.
but we all needed it.
The creeper was attacking him, Danny just defended himself😤
I love your pfp
Note to self- never break into Danny’s basement if I don’t want to fucking die
i live there you know the hiuse tour he said repeatedly said its okay t come to his house so i moved in
You’re gonna die the second you break in.
1. You break a window
2. You died
Or you'll just turn around and leave as soon as you see the fucking nutcracker gang, and then you'll be so severely traumatized you'll *wish* you were dead. Being haunted by nightmares of nutcrackers is undoubtedly a fate worse than death.
The Nutcracker
He will find you
There is no escape
Resistance is futile
@@SprootEntertainment*_FINALLY_*
I never realized how ingrained not eating silica gel packs was into my brain until my whole body had a visceral reaction to danny putting one in his mouth briefly
yeah, i gasped lmao
Dude when that happened I had a mini heart attack
huh?? i must've missed this, when
@@red.gem_ 11:53
@@anyanaylor holy shit hahaha
I love how marketers dont understand that "millitary grade" literally means lowest quality possible while still remaining functional to cut costs
That’s new to me but just makes a lot of sense of stupid companies to do to make bank
also military grade probably means low comfort because comfort is the least of your priorities in a warzone
They probably know, but "military grade" sounds good to a certain type of consumer.
@@apho-sappho she died today
Rip
i feel like danny’s hair likes to get a little bit goofy and wacky on this second channel too.
So does his fashion sense
It be like:
Main Channel: ✨🌟
Goofy Channel: 💥☄️🌧🌊🔥
he's not like other girls.
my favorite song atm ruclips.net/video/heY5AeXyn28/видео.html
And he zooms in on random things
His basement basically being empty other than the nutcrackers is disturbing
And the orphans
At least there' variation, there was a white-capped.
@@solardragon9588 yes
And the dead bodies
E
Plot twist: this is the creeper’s basement and Danny was the attacker the entire time.
😳
wait, it isn't supposed to be that?
Plot untwist: it's the creepers' RUclips channel and Danny hijacked the whole thing and is living his life
It IS actually the creeper's basement but he sublets to Danny's nutcrackers.
👁👄👁
"It's a tactical flashlight and a tactical _bash_ light that you could use in a practically brash fight."
I love this line.
Danny Gonzalez? Nah, he's dr. suess now
suess@@natalies_nook_of_novels
something about a guy in a possum shirt driving a tesla feels right
Very
Spaghetti
@@eamon_a I agree
@@xxgenericedgytitlexx2483 yes
Dis
danny: he's about to attack me
creeper: *is tied to the chair*
danny: that does not look good
Well maybe he wasn't tied to the chair. Maybe if we used the Tac visor, we'd see that he's also a real boy.
Congratulations 🎉, you get the joke!
He was close to him he could get exploded
He found the joke!
@@mysteryname6792 ;-;
Danny should start a third channel, so people could be even more confused
YES !
Double the confusion
But he already has a third one called Drew Gooden.
Yes. Just yes.
where he doesn't get a little goofy, wacky, and downright crazy. and he drinks *water*
"As you can clearly see, he's about to attack me."
Danny might have a future in US law enforcement in case this whole RUclips thing doesn't pan out.
Just because I liked the comment doesn't mean I /like/ the comment ya dig?
I thought that at the “I thought I saw him move” line lol
@@phantomsearcher2.92okay? no one said that?
I can't believe they named a La Croix flavor after Colonel Sanders' world renowned former workplace, Le Petit Pamplemoose
hello ms.sonia
Exactly my thoughts!
They should name one for danny Gonzalez
Secret’s out, chicken man 😏
It's a good thing the tac-wallet is bow and arrow resistant. I can't tell you all the times I keep getting ambushed by random archers who shoot arrows at my wallet.
#relatable
Can't tell you how many times i've been attacked by Robin Hood trying to steal my wallet and give its contents to the poor
DAMMIT I KNEW YOU HAD A TAC WALLET
It’s Hawkeye out for Danny bc of his Jeremy renner vid 😔🤠
imagine if they shoot fire arrows
WHY WOULD YOU HIT THE NUTCRACKER, HE’S A REAL BOY
That's why he did it
*FINALLY WE CAN SEE HIM*
@@Dragnulls good luck in hell
@@Dragnulls that had literally nothing to do with anything
taste test
The TacShaver worked so well that Danny's never been able to grow facial hair since!
or before. it's a prophetic razor.
no its a TacShaver.
danny whats up with your shirt my man
bear
wait thats an opossum i want that shirt
What about it it's a cool shirt
Good channel Swoosh
shirt with no r
I've never seen this guy in my entire life, and the first thing he does is scold me for not knowing this was his second channel, epic
the way you worded this tells me you’ll fit right in
Never saw him before? You never seen Wizzards of Waverly place? That's him now, hes into youtube now.
And that is a Good thing to know
@@JohnnyPaisan Damn, that guy? You mean t h a t guy, I didn't know he was that guy from that one series. Good to know that Drew is that guy and that the name of this guy is Drew and this guy is the same as that one guy
@@birrock4 that's a *good* thing to know
Creeper: Doing literally nothing
Danny: *and I took that personally*
why are you reusing a dead meme? It's not funny, it's just awful
@@cummuncher4914 shut
Mom energy
@@cummuncher4914 i laughed
@@cummuncher4914 the last dance jokes are always nice. Even if it’s not funny. Mj is a goat
Danny holding the nutcracker with one hand and beating the shit out of it with the other hand while wearing a possum shirt is the most Danny thing ever
Danny: * hitting the nutcracker *
Me: "no wonder nutcracker Danny was so scared and creepy if this is what happens to him every day."
You can see me?
@@schmeef2758 w-who are you?!
Dang, Danny got a T on his steering wheel... that means it’s a Tac Car.
It can drive up to 4 nautical miles!
@@paper3104 Wowsers!
“My favourite part is the brake pedal”
Tac Tesla
@@PotatoisChad the tank will break instead
Why are we not more terrified of HOW clean this mans basement is. I need a blacklight tour of that basement...
Lmao it totally reminded me of these scenes in like crime shows or so, where they put up the white fabric and all and then kill someone
dexter vibes
It's a murder room
@ Danny Gonzalez SERIAL KILLER CONFIRMED?! 😱😱😱
@@trixanity203 i think we already knew that from his shirt
The reason the self-defense mode didn't work was because the room was too bright. It's intended for low light environments, because of the constant, rapid shift between light and dark being difficult for the eyes to keep up with.
me trying to enjoy the video
my brain: danny has a weird basement. scary eye shirt. danny has a tesla.
it’s a possum shirt 😭😭
Appousom
opossum moment
@@Simon-il5nr opossum*
Me too He has really big basement
Dannys basement looks like somewhere a serial killer would torture his victims...with a taclight. The taclight killer on the loose.
Lol
500 likes not comments
@@Bowser_ but now there is two comments so your statement is invalid, good sir
hmm
@@MsDancealot lol
Danny: "So I'm gonna test this flashlight out in a tactical situation"
*Sets up a Dexter kill room in his basement*
AHGHHH I get it
Gotta write off those renovations somehow
was it drew recording ? it sounded like him
@@mrbones8115 I think it was in the tiktok viral song video where he says something about a camera man, not Drew
(sorry for my english, I'm from Chile)
@@mrbones8115 no look at the desreption
“Blink, blonk, blink” -Danny putting batteries in
I'm disappointed he didn't light the tact wallet on fire to test if it was truly fireproof or not
Please light it on fire, Danny
Burn it with the heat of a thousand suns, Danny. We need to know.
Burn it with oil, please danny 🙏
@@suchislife4333 become escanor
PlainOldCereal yoo seven deadly sins broo
I can’t fully comprehend that this is actually a grown man who is married, has a house, and a Tesla. in my brain he’s like broke and 21 and working on a bachelors in media arts or something
me who’s actually broke, 21, working on a bachelors in Digital Media Arts •_____•
@@celestialnichole Hang in there bud
@@celestialnichole I'm broke and 20 and was last year working an Associates in digital media arts but then tbh I gave up and decided to go to beauty school to become a makeup artist in which the program is only 8 months
I feel like he's that way in everyone's head cannon
he’s 26🤷♀️🤷♀️
Danny’s hair making him look like a soft boy Wolverine.
Such an accurate description, love it
The accuracy you just hit with this one
W-wow thats spot on
So true
I can’t unsee it now
Danny’s second channel is doing so well! He should really think about starting a main channel to complement all the goofy stuff he does here.
I knew Danny was doing well but I didn’t know he was doing “buying every single Tac product AND a Tesla” well
What’s it like being a stupid little worm
2 channels with 1 mil+ subs, of course he got bank dood
@@SimonVanliew26 who hurt you
@@SimonVanliew26 what the hell happened here
@@SimonVanliew26 r u ok
Can’t believe he didn’t try to burn the wallet to test it’s “fire resistance” smh
I was extremely disappointed
my disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined for this
He owes us this one
@@georgeimmanuel3992 fr
Your pfp looks like his shirt
“Military grade means cheapest thing the military could mass produce” - My Dad, in the military
Well.... yeah.... that's kinda how it works
@@Virtual_Bastard yeah except a lot of people think military grade means best quality (that’s implied in movies) when that’s not the case
Lol, I had a flip phone that was listed as military grade...that thing is freaking indescribable!
True
Very wise words
I love how he cant think of any other way a razor in the bathroom could get wet other than accidentally dropping into your drink.
i LOVE shaving while drinking my juice!
What would happen if you went to use the TacBat for self-defense, but the intruder was wearing the TacVisor???👀😳
😨
Then you hit them with the strobe light and blast them 4 nautical miles away
...well I'm dead now.
Time stops or you have hit him with the tacbat
It’s okay all they would see is a bald eagle so you’re safe 😌
Laura’s voice got deeper. Good for her
She finally hit puberty
@@viomarks stopp😭
@@viomarks next up is Danny
@@discoshark7767 💀💀
@@viomarks hol up wait a minute something aint right
THE NUTCRACKER WILL TAKE REVENGE DANNY, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Nutcracker knows something we don’t.
HE'S A REAAAAAAL BOOOOOOOOOY
@@lozenger8 that part in the vid on the main channel was legit creepy af
was this written by the nutcracker
Fun fact, they rate tactical flashlights with nautical miles so first responders at sea know whether or not they'll be able to do a search in open water with it.
Okay, now /that/ makes sense. Thanks for the info!
He is goofy, wacky, silly and he drinks La Croix.
It's tactical Dantical
and eats any packet he finds in a product Y U M
King
And drives a Tesla
don’t forget a little random
Idk why I never processed that the camera can't just follow him around floating by itself when he's walking around his place but it really surprised me when the camera person spoke lmao
It surprised me that the camera man sounds just like him lol
@@pandaitis0157 it's his cousin
I wasn't paying too much attention so when the cameraman spoke, I was all, "the fuck??"
I thought the cameraman was Kurtis conner.
@@XxAnimenatorxX Isnt it drew?
Is no one going to talk about how Danny's haircut makes him look even younger than he did before?
Apparently not XD
But, do you wanna talk about that ?
Yeah I thought this was an old video
He doesn’t age. He needs to drop his skin routine
Ya boi aging backwards while his attic portrait decays
lol
As a marine i will say the term “military tough” scares me. To many memories of faulty gear
Danny's second channel is basically just kurtis's regular channel.
Literallly
Wow! 783 likes! Thanks! And I didn't even have to switch accounts and like my own comment this time!
Edit: I feel like I'm changing the number every 5 minutes.
Lmfao those edits
You're not wrong
Except without mentioning oppression constantly
imagine this situation: someone breaks into another persons house. this person slowly creeps out of bed, grabbing their tac bat. turning the corner to confront the assailant, they use self defense mode to blind them ...*but then* the robber flips down the brim of his hat, revealing that he has a tac visor attached to his cap!!! what happens then!?!??! it's like asking what happens when an unstoppable object meets an immovable force!!!!! this company has created an effective defence system for its own device!! the intruder has just checkmated the homeowner!!! they will surely die now. we need a solution to this obvious loophole in the tac product universe
You could run up to the intruder and use the military tough tactical flashlight to beat the intruder until he dies
You bring out the tac shaver to shave both of there beards off, the confusion cancels them out and then you eat their grandma’s ashes
simple, before the intruder comes in, you carefully craft yourself some bow and arrow proof pajamas out of the tac-wallets so when the intruder comes in (wielding a bow and arrow as intruders oft do), even with the tac-visor, you still have enough armor to beat the intruder to death with your tac bat.
This is what the tac bat is for if they bamboozle you ya just get em
I'm so glad this comment has informed me about the TPCU (tac product connected universe)
"Velcro is the worst thing in a wallet"
The crappy velcro wallets we all used in third grade will come back to haunt you
dude i still use a crappy velcro wallet
@@alastorbutwithagun same, I'm a whole adult still using a Garfield velcro wallet
@@minjaarsic3327
i'm a half adult
In 3rd grade, I used a wallet I made out of penguin-patterned duct tape. It was incredible.
You guys got chains attached to it tho?
The creeper tied up on the chair in his basement seems more like a hostage situation
NOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS HIS SECOND CHANNEL, WHERE HE LIKES TO GET A LITTLE GOOFY, WACKY, SILLY, AND DOWNRIGHT RANDOM. NO PLEASE IM TURNING INTO A STUPID LITTLE WORM PLEASE DANNY HELP ME HE-
Kai, Kai are you there? Did you turn into a stupid little worm? 😰
oh no he's a worm now! it's too late!
RIP Fly kai, wish we could help you sooner..may you have a better life as a worm
@@firhanhidayat2803 F in the chat for Kai. ✋😔
HE ALSO LIKES TO DRINK LA CROIX ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL
That creeper was tied to a chair in your basement. He didn't break in, you kidnapped him and trapped him in your basement.
😢 R.I.P. man 😔
Maybe he broke in and then Danny tied him up for safety
@@Dragnulls Where's this coming from?
@@alastorlapid2365
Please don't acknowledge this person, they do this on every video I've seen and it's just attention seeking or forcing their views on people, or both.
@@CelestialBunnyPaws yeah they’ve done this for a bunch of comments it’s just copied and pasted.
Danny either dresses like a dad that just got back from golfing or absolute utter chaos there is no in-between
I think it shows his duality as a married adult man who also kinda looks like a preteen. He either dresses like a middle aged man or like a 12 yr old. It fits.
Thosedampuns, btw, I like your username and your profile pic
@@alexispaten1329 thank you
UNTELATED BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP TEAM LEO
@@bookwormsensation8024 super sized mcshizzle baby
“Put your hands up! We’ve caught you!”
“But I’m innocent!”
“Oh yeah? Prove it!”
“My tac bat is in self defense mode”
“Ok sir you’re free to go”
Creeper: **does nothing**
Danny: so anyways i started *attacking*
Danny: and I took that personally
(ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻
Great joke.....really original
@@johnnyfkingsilverhand7120 okay
Nnh07 okay....why’d you respond? Was I directing it to you?
I honestly like how he is one of the rare types of RUclipsrs that doesn't brag about having a Tesla
The slime video would beg to differ
His sad song would beg to differ
"Car so fast" would beg to differ
@@DarkShadows713 in that one he flexed about having a Prius soo
He apparently cares about the environment. Mad respect.
i don't wanna alarm you but there's an opossum on ur shirt
he cant hear you he drank too much la croix
I saw that two but i didnt wanna say anything...
@@armpithairenthusiast5109 too
Omg.... #informdannygonzolzthatthereisanopossumonhisshirt
Hi Madison
i really love how danny basically refered to sparkling water as " violent water "
Danny’s basement low key high key looks like a place where someone would get murdered🥸
Lmao yeah
tf you think was happening to the creeper?
That's what the tactbat was for
It really does and yet I still had the urge to turn it into a dance studio. What for? idk
I was totally thinking that
I literally was like “a video of Danny I hadn’t seen?” Then realized it was from today
Lmao same 😅😅
Something about Danny shoving a “do not eat packet” in his mouth makes me laugh so hard
I was just concerned for his safety😅
he did that and i literally just paused and stared for a minute!! I was so concerned but it was SO funny
He do be a rebel tho
@@kimikeiki1687 Same, I scrolled down the comments to see if anyone was talking about that! lol
Regarding the point at 11:12, you can get prescription sunglasses. As someone who has worn glasses just about all their life, I've gotten a pair of regular lens glasses and sunglasses whenever I've got a new prescription. So while it's a good reason, it's also kinda avoidable.
except theyre pricey. my insurance covers my regular glasses for free, but the sunglasses I would have to pay for out of pocket. The visor is probably cheaper.
why does Danny's basement look like he just covered up or is about to cover up a murder?
What do you think was happening to the creeper?
It looks like it smells like bleach lmao
jarvis johnson voice: its a murder room!
I love how the tac bat is marketed as "the perfect way to defend your home" but seriously it's perfect for any burglar
It's great for lighting up a dark house
You can use it to disorient any people in the home
And you can beat them with it to prevent them from attacking you or calling the police
It has become the very thing it sought to destroy
STOP GIVING IT AWAY
Thanks for the tip! I’ll use the tac bat on my next robbery!
cool! brb
@@Cat18364 Let us know how it went, im thinking of using it myself
@@Bone20647 went great! I got a total of 1 mil dollars!
Danny is so tactical now. Too tactical. We can't stop him.
He's a weapon of mass destruction
It was inevitable
Dantactical
We can’t trust him
2 danny 2 tactical 🥶
"if you remember" says danny, as if he didnt use the tac visor to create the most disturbing sketch in existence
He’s too wacky and silly. He can’t be tactical now that’s not legal.
wacktical
Sictical
Yeah he’ll get slapped by legal
The new Instagram add: Play this to become legally tactical.
yeah hes gonna get slapped by legal
The most valuable part of this video is finding out that Danny has like 6 nutcrackers just resting in his basement unawoken
More so that the basement looks like a kidnapper hellscape with nutcrackers in it
"unawoken"
We long await the day the nutcrackers will awaken from their deep slumber to rise up and conquer the world, led by Danny. Then the entire earth will know, we will all be, truly Greg.
@@lloyddragon2036 underrated comment
You shoulda seen his one collab with drew before the tour, he had a life sized one and like 20 normal ones 😂😂😂
Seeing a creeper tied up in a basement hits different after the music video.
Kinky
@@pelican9092 hi, do I know you?
He was doing a BDSM session smh
I told her to break up with him now look where she is.
What
Most youtubers hit a million subscribers and immediately move to LA. I know you were there for a bit, but I'm SO glad you came back. As someone from Ohio it's nice to see one of my favorite RUclipsrs having to deal with the cold and snow from this area of the country. I just feel so SEEN! lol
It’s so uncomfortable to see Danny doing adult things like driving, because it’s near impossible to view him as anything other than a 13 year old little boy.
also peep the tesla 👀
@@lemonteacore I was literally thinking the same thing, like subtle flex bro
@@megetu2942 i was looking for comments about the tesla lmao
yeah not only does he drives, but he drives a frickin tesla
Really? First, that's lowkey disrespectful and I used to think that too, but he doesn't look that young to me lol
Danny x creeper: enemies to lovers (slow burn)
hurt/comfort
eventual smut
LMAOOO
But..he has a honey
500k+ words, found family
I can’t believe Danny has a Tesla, I don’t know why, but I’d never imagine Danny in a Tesla
it’s the next step up from a prius.
drip 🥶
I see him with a Honda
ikr edit: omg thanks for all the likes
Pull up to BP just to get some gas but he forgot he had a Tesla man he such an ass
I love the little: "if you remember" about the visor, LIKE I COULD EVER FORGET
danny’s new haircut makes him look like a cool 80’s jock who doesn’t get the best grades in school but secretly has a heart of gold
i was waiting for someone to comment ab the hair
He has a cut of a 8 yr old joel from the last of us. (danny should make a gaming channel
His hair is looking amazing!
Y’all are getting real specific with these things, huh?
J O S U K E
Damn, Danny has a Tesla ?????? He's doing well, good for him.
I said the same thing
He doesn't actually he said on insta its just a meme
@@celebalert5616 then who's is it
@@jamyreaf rental.
@@jamyreaf your mom’s
No one:
Danny: having a colony of nutcrackers in his basement
Its all the people who unsubscribed, the spell got to them...
that's where they breed. how do you think nutcrackers are made? someone has to breed them
@@meatlemonade9938 👁👄👁
They are Craig
It’s like Santa Clause 3, he’s just biking an army so he can become Santa. I knew Danny was up to no good.
The way he says “rocker” just TINGLES MY BRAIN 0:19
Danny driving made me realize that people call him Mr. Gonzalez and it’s weird because... because.
Is no one going to talk about the _FIVE_ extra nutcrackers in the corner of Danny’s basement?
They’re hostages *duh*
you never know when you need an extra
it's for his rituals. how else is he supposed to stay young?
Hey, don't kinkshame!
they were in some of his older videos, then he went back to just one
Danny hit the nutcracker because he’s still afraid of what he saw with the tac visor
Jajaja yeah but he is hurting a boi
You mean n u t c r a n n y
@@luckcoplin7421nut boi
Hearing Danny say fuck and shit is just delightful since he's always so innocent acting.
danny’s basement really looks like a kidnappers basement... that poor creeper someone help him
No one:
Danny: Casually flexing his Tesla 😂
??????????? I don't think he has a tesla lol
LMAO I was just scrolling through here trying to find a comment about it
@@ash5764 He's literally in his car at the steering wheel 9:45
I was also going to mention it!
It looks like a model 3, the most affordable Tesla. Still a really cool car tho,
How in the world did he get access to Jaystation's basement.
Underrated comment
Jay no more has kneecaps due to the Tacbat.
Seeing Danny Gonzalez waterboard a razor was amazing. The thing i didn't know i needed was that.
Why is no one talking about this mans having a Tesla. good for you strange opossum shirt man.
bestie in a tessie
Omg 😂
oh, so it's not a ferret?
If you saw the slime king video you will know he has a Tesla
Danny boy in the Tesla 😈✊🏻
Danny's tax deductions like: full tactical gear, a nutcracker, asthma poster, crafting supplies, and la croix.
Irs: ??
Danny: yes, those are all work supplies.
Don’t forget the creeper piñata
But there wasn’t any tactical gear. The video was clickbait.
YOU'RE CLICKBAIT
And the Tesla
And ofc his possum shirt
Seeing Danny in a Tesla is so jarring and I can’t explain why
hes such a honda civic guy wtf....
I would imagine him in a ford fiesta
@@orelisinhell omg exactly! i gasped when i saw the tesla logo instead of a honda or a ford lmao
Re-watching Danny’s old videos again because they comfort me lol❤️
same tbh, i always laugh my head off at his videos
Danny is the only Tesla owner ever that hasn't told everybody on RUclips about it. Congrats, Danny!
How can You know that he's the only one? There can be more than didn't told anyone, and You wouldn't know XD
"Sparkling water is much more violent than regular water."
I can confirm that's true, sparkling water beat me up in highschool, and I'm about 70% regular water.
Sparkling water is like death, thus my username is born
lol
ThAts WatERiSt!
are we not gonna talk about the 5 little nutcrackers in danny’s basement
Apparently we aren't
This makes me wonder... is Little Nutcracker guy even... Little Nutcracker guy??? Has he even been... replaced?!! How many little nutcracker men have there been!!!?
He has friends
_They are multiplying_
imagine breaking into someones home and they're just wearing a opossum shirt
And no pants?
“As we know sparkling water is much more violent”
I have heard people say that sparkling soda is water that *hurts*
@@cloudofcontempt I spat out my non-threatening water reading this
Velcro wallets: youre either 6 years old or a middle aged man with tactical gear
100% yes
you call my dad out like this again and we are gonna have some problems
Man the bad guy is gonna hear that wallet from a mile away
@@jchayes6361 Could your dad, and now this is a hunch, perhaps be a vampire by any chance?
so we’re all just gonna ignore the fact that danny has a tesla
No we are not, every comment says that please stop
Not after you commented it lamo
Gosh dang it, Danny!!
I assumed he was borrowing it from David dobrick like in his slime king video
Why does it matter?
I just discovered the "La Croix" drink in this video (I live in France) and I find it so funny because they sell it like it's french (it's not at all) and the funniest thing is that we have a brand called "La Croix" in France but ... it's bleach x)
Maybe its French Canadian idk
Its Creole! That's why its pronounced differently than European French.
Is this what Edina was on about?
@@gr33ngirlsea It's a Wisconsin brand, it has nothing to do with any variety of Creole. We pronounce La Croix differently than French speakers because we're not speaking French...
@Aforementioned You're right! Idk where I read it was Creole. Everything I just found said it was named after the St.Croix river, which is pronounced as an American pronunciation of the word Croix, the French word for cross.