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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @rileyr.6039
    @rileyr.6039 4 года назад +12599

    Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac

  • @DaniChrisJTTV
    @DaniChrisJTTV 5 лет назад +8033

    The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator

  • @astrangermagi
    @astrangermagi 5 лет назад +7667

    Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol

    • @twigtoyoulater
      @twigtoyoulater 5 лет назад +448

      my God, you are correct!

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 5 лет назад +84

      Why would that affect the returnability factor?
      I've returned earphones that had none of the accessories or instructions with them.

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 лет назад +437

      @@caracalcontinuum3118 welp you usually need the original box the article was inside and he ripped that

    • @HisNeverland
      @HisNeverland 5 лет назад +73

      Damn I didn't think of that!!

    • @ananyagopalakrishna9145
      @ananyagopalakrishna9145 5 лет назад +14

      I thought so too

  • @limbomask4745
    @limbomask4745 3 года назад +1523

    Danny: puts fun skates on
    Hard cut
    Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”

  • @the1andonlyb3ta88
    @the1andonlyb3ta88 5 лет назад +10312

    "Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.

    • @magnetofriend
      @magnetofriend 5 лет назад +27

      not funny, didn’t laugh.

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 5 лет назад +135

      Ford Prefect funny, did laugh.

    • @magnetofriend
      @magnetofriend 5 лет назад +20

      caramowl、 no funny, not laugh

    • @sadpowie
      @sadpowie 5 лет назад +65

      Pornhub

    • @edie7541
      @edie7541 5 лет назад +15

      approved

  • @trianglesareneat8408
    @trianglesareneat8408 5 лет назад +1875

    "Could you be the hot girl" - Danny
    "Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy

    • @gracesargent1499
      @gracesargent1499 4 года назад +9

      who is he tho?

    • @CANDIxp
      @CANDIxp 10 месяцев назад +5

      I think his name Is Brendan, his channel is in the description I believe

    • @son1k_v2x
      @son1k_v2x 7 месяцев назад +1

      Danny is the ceo of sexy

  • @MegCazalet
    @MegCazalet 5 лет назад +3861

    “Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.

    • @KimdraStBiryukova
      @KimdraStBiryukova 4 года назад +160

      You can't escape...
      *the fun of the FunSlides!*

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 4 года назад +78

      I misread these comments and I thought they said “no where to run no where to hide you can’t escape the fun slides.” 😂

    • @-vorticia-2396
      @-vorticia-2396 4 года назад +8

      Madeline Dowd I would watch that commercial.

    • @Appl_Pi
      @Appl_Pi 4 года назад +13

      But if there is space to use carpet skates, surely there would be enough space to run

    • @fiakiabia
      @fiakiabia 4 года назад

      i read that to the tune of “nothing to do nowhere to go oh” from i wanna be sedated

  • @FlorSilvestre12
    @FlorSilvestre12 2 года назад +637

    The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.

    • @lizoliver3021
      @lizoliver3021 5 месяцев назад +50

      exactly and the fact that the team decided to call it a "slob stopper" is particularly ugly when you know the original user base

  • @brickhouse2265
    @brickhouse2265 4 года назад +6252

    I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time

    • @TheGh0st_Cat
      @TheGh0st_Cat 4 года назад +190

      SAME HERE I COULDN’T STOP REPLAYING IT

    • @jjmotions5866
      @jjmotions5866 4 года назад +26

      Lol yea

    • @snapjaw7578
      @snapjaw7578 4 года назад +76

      Woah. Calm down. You might get fat, and ugly.

    • @noosehangr
      @noosehangr 4 года назад +9

      OMG YES😂

    • @Junipurrs_
      @Junipurrs_ 4 года назад +2

      @Kate O'Callaghan right..w-
      Whats 00:50-

  • @llabronco
    @llabronco 5 лет назад +2434

    “You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....”
    LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.

  • @gingergoose2319
    @gingergoose2319 5 лет назад +15350

    I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol

    • @datstick6987
      @datstick6987 5 лет назад +298

      Same

    • @nehan.5797
      @nehan.5797 5 лет назад +417

      Im pretty sure that it was only for the trying out part i dunno

    • @whatalovelybreadstick2449
      @whatalovelybreadstick2449 5 лет назад +44

      Me toooooooooooooo

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 5 лет назад +511

      The camera was moving and stuff so I thought maybe Laura was filming

    • @cr0wz_
      @cr0wz_ 5 лет назад +214

      SAAAAME
      But like the camera was moving with Danny so idk why I was surprised...

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 4 года назад +1526

    Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib."
    People are absurd.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 4 года назад +124

      Except make it LESS effective in the process... Baby bibs have a huge pocket thing in the bottom, so it *catches* spills... It's fucking pointless if you just have to clean pureed carrots and juice off the chair or the carpet. Amazing they managed to take an invention with so few features and cripple it by removing one 😂

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 3 года назад +20

      Capitalism inspires innovation

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 3 года назад +30

      @@EdgieAlias "innovation"

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 года назад +6

      @@Jabadamazo they took it from barney Stinson bro bibs 🤣🤣

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад +19

      @@LunarEleven mildly unrelated but I feel like telling, I never raised a baby before (nor are there any babies in my distant family line) but I never noticed the pocket looking thing on the bottom of a bib till you mentioned it :0

  • @mady422
    @mady422 4 года назад +5987

    Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac

    • @rebeccadeets6604
      @rebeccadeets6604 4 года назад +121

      i don't think she'd be surprised

    • @dylanconnolly5297
      @dylanconnolly5297 4 года назад +8

      420 like gang

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 года назад +16

      @@melmar.5356 No

    • @melmar.5356
      @melmar.5356 4 года назад +1

      Hellbanisher Rockz you won’t be apart the g4ng my dood

    • @chlaciecc
      @chlaciecc 4 года назад +9

      @@melmar.5356 Too bad, we arent following you. You cant advertise everywhere and expect people to give you clout

  • @Neonnwhite
    @Neonnwhite 5 лет назад +4308

    Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour

    • @lilsackett1143
      @lilsackett1143 5 лет назад +225

      Neonnwhite he used to be a popular viner alongside danny and it’s driving me crazy that i can’t think of his name

    • @crystacasie
      @crystacasie 5 лет назад +102

      LilSackett
      His channel is linked in the description lol

    • @dracomalfoylovesharrypotte5749
      @dracomalfoylovesharrypotte5749 5 лет назад +31

      @@lilsackett1143 Brendan?

    • @captainhope
      @captainhope 5 лет назад +77

      @@floooooooo9 He says, "I might suck your dick."

    • @mineblast9188
      @mineblast9188 5 лет назад +14

      LilSackett Brendon is that what you mean

  • @lillajoba6710
    @lillajoba6710 5 лет назад +3209

    "How can we make sure no one sends these back?"
    "...
    How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"

    • @kel4211
      @kel4211 5 лет назад +8

      Lilla Joba wow 👏👏👏👏

    • @cringeborn3645
      @cringeborn3645 5 лет назад +25

      This comment is frankly underrated

    • @teaguejelinek4038
      @teaguejelinek4038 5 лет назад +10

      Cause this product looks like it would take more than common sense to assemble
      /s

    • @faith5923
      @faith5923 4 года назад +4

      That’s what I thoughtttt

    • @slinkyontheceiling2240
      @slinkyontheceiling2240 4 года назад +1

      Lilla Joba “This man’s good!”

  • @ceruleantear1
    @ceruleantear1 2 года назад +63

    11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.

    • @joao2505btch
      @joao2505btch 2 года назад +1

      What did he say? Couldn't figure out.

    • @ceruleantear1
      @ceruleantear1 2 года назад +1

      @@joao2505btch He says, "I'll probably suck your d***."

    • @mossy__snail
      @mossy__snail Год назад

      @@joao2505btch i think he said “i’d probably suck your dick”

    • @maybpd
      @maybpd 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@joao2505btch"Are you expecting it now?" "What about now?"

  • @jnorm18
    @jnorm18 4 года назад +3212

    Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.

    • @ronan.cul08
      @ronan.cul08 4 года назад +46

      He’s like Ralph macchio lol

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 3 года назад +93

      It’s funny to me how drew and kurtis are also like this and they’re all friends and make very similar content

    • @dalajuliette
      @dalajuliette 2 года назад +8

      @@ronan.cul08 Dude, I looked him up cuz I didn’t know who it was and I realized “oh it’s that guy from that one episode of Psych” and my eyes barely caught his age before I left the app. I thought I was tripping. This man is 60??? 🤯

  • @Tee-bp9hh
    @Tee-bp9hh 6 лет назад +1657

    "It is absorbent AND waterproof..."
    *Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*

    • @noamemerson-fleming285
      @noamemerson-fleming285 6 лет назад +33

      Lol exactly, cant be both

    • @Tee-bp9hh
      @Tee-bp9hh 6 лет назад +3

      @Zaynab Pizza oh my God thank you!

    • @murraystenhouse2811
      @murraystenhouse2811 6 лет назад +16

      It can be if it's got multiple layers. If it was just waterproof the coffee would just run off of it and still end up flowing onto your legs, so it'd be useless.
      The outer layer would be an absorbent fabric and then the second layer would be waterproof.

    • @melissimsek
      @melissimsek 6 лет назад +6

      “It is absorbent AND waterproof...”
      Gets wet from the pee stain in the couch

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 6 лет назад +6

      Katie Sabin it can be both - like think of putting a towel over a piece of wax paper and pouring water on it. The water wouldn’t get through (waterproof) but it would be absorbed by the towel. It’s not a contradiction. However the product clearly is not absorbent enough.

  • @stephritz1694
    @stephritz1694 Год назад +75

    Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting

  • @aestheticgalaxy2074
    @aestheticgalaxy2074 5 лет назад +1358

    Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time RUclipsr.”
    Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”

  • @captainchrmo
    @captainchrmo 5 лет назад +1190

    literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it

    • @vanadiate3085
      @vanadiate3085 5 лет назад +28

      shaggy scoob ikr thats what I was thinking

    • @gloriasolis8544
      @gloriasolis8544 5 лет назад +9

      @@vanadiate3085 ya your right it's so scummy

    • @reversezoom4285
      @reversezoom4285 4 года назад +2

      Cant you put it in another box?

    •  4 года назад +1

      16 more likes

    • @dragondragonfruit5810
      @dragondragonfruit5810 4 года назад +5

      Calvin Trollson those things want you to return it in the original box most of time

  • @209ashley
    @209ashley 5 лет назад +4029

    I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented RUclips!

    • @Frog..
      @Frog.. 5 лет назад +165

      Wait I thought that he is Drew

    • @pyxistucker9116
      @pyxistucker9116 5 лет назад +89

      Ya Boi Krish he’s Danny. Drew is the founder of youtube

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 лет назад +220

      Drew invented RUclips and was the first youtuber, but Danny is the fastest growing channel (don’t look that up)

    • @cgguiltyyt1842
      @cgguiltyyt1842 5 лет назад +56

      @@thememelord6510 No, look it up, the internet verifies. "The fastest growing army"

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 5 лет назад +65

      Bobby Kelt thanks for the info! I’m glad they finally fixed that bug

  • @freddyfearlessguy
    @freddyfearlessguy 4 года назад +486

    Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
    Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?

  • @rat5000
    @rat5000 5 лет назад +1524

    Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 года назад +4453

    I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny

    • @roksforbrains
      @roksforbrains 3 года назад +151

      Aw that’s a cute story

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 3 года назад +172

      Dam, I come to the comments for bad jokes, not these wholesome moments

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад +63

      that's so randomly wholesome :)

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 3 года назад +27

      memento mori

    • @goblin.2618
      @goblin.2618 3 года назад +64

      I forgot this happened until I saw my own comment when rewatching this video. I now remember it clearly. My heart ♥️

  • @honeeeb7248
    @honeeeb7248 4 года назад +10077

    So this is what adult married men do when no one is home

    • @bobthebuilder8079
      @bobthebuilder8079 4 года назад +62

      But his friend is there with him😅

    • @ThatDollivGal-l1u
      @ThatDollivGal-l1u 4 года назад +126

      @@bobthebuilder8079 You Fucking Ruined The God Damn Joke.

    • @2036za
      @2036za 4 года назад +24

      @@ThatDollivGal-l1u wasn’t the good in the first place

    • @burntcheeseburger796
      @burntcheeseburger796 4 года назад +106

      Yes they pee on the couch

    • @joyfuldog3303
      @joyfuldog3303 4 года назад +6

      yes

  • @gooeygaster30
    @gooeygaster30 7 месяцев назад +10

    HONESTLY these old danny videos are REALLY FUNNY 😭😭 maybe its just nostalgia but him slipping around and falling is so funny and i love his editing style in these days

    • @gooeygaster30
      @gooeygaster30 7 месяцев назад +2

      also so good to see peanut🥹rip peanut

  • @outtolunch7437
    @outtolunch7437 6 лет назад +1922

    8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.

    • @arabellaacuna4046
      @arabellaacuna4046 6 лет назад +7

      omfg lol

    • @micahgarcia8886
      @micahgarcia8886 6 лет назад +11

      ... your from Australia aren’t you

    • @TheDarwens
      @TheDarwens 6 лет назад +3

      Squeaks

    • @inactive6155
      @inactive6155 6 лет назад +4

      Out To Lunch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zvprlq5
      @zvprlq5 6 лет назад +3

      Out To Lunch OMG I’m DDDEEEEAAAADDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adelakasecamp6020
    @adelakasecamp6020 4 года назад +1571

    this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators

  • @fadedjupiter
    @fadedjupiter 4 года назад +2116

    there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour
    EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.

    • @HalfNHalf.
      @HalfNHalf. 4 года назад +45

      katie h. Lol no way? That’s hilarious😂

    • @marlosolowiej8614
      @marlosolowiej8614 4 года назад +110

      Okay now I'm gonna hack you to see where you live and go to your house ...oh and go to that sick skate park

    • @buddythemoth
      @buddythemoth 4 года назад +21

      i'd go

    • @amydiaz7868
      @amydiaz7868 4 года назад +23

      Wait do u live in Pennsylvania?

    • @marlosolowiej8614
      @marlosolowiej8614 4 года назад +23

      Amy Diaz are you trying to track down this person's Address

  • @mayvalateri
    @mayvalateri 4 года назад +76

    "we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead*
    Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass

  • @milotheyoung
    @milotheyoung 4 года назад +289

    Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air!
    Girl in video: 3 inches

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 года назад +19

      it's about how to use the inches, not how many inches there are

    • @MB-sy9ll
      @MB-sy9ll 4 года назад +4

      @@casualcrisis6349 The cackle I just released-

  • @SweetDragoncandy
    @SweetDragoncandy 5 лет назад +549

    Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag*
    Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*

  • @nadinehurley
    @nadinehurley 6 лет назад +939

    ....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.

  • @patriciacovey4310
    @patriciacovey4310 10 месяцев назад +13

    Swear, these carpet boots are just the things they use to move sofas across a floor when you work in retail

    • @stellamariss3335
      @stellamariss3335 13 дней назад

      No actually that’s literally what it is 😂
      I use to play with the slide things my mom used for her large furniture. Looked just like these things but without straps.

  • @dismaldoll1836
    @dismaldoll1836 4 года назад +2356

    Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 года назад +135

      i like the way you think

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 года назад +60

      Hot glue them to a board

    • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
      @0NoneOfTheAbove0 4 года назад +34

      I will fulfill your wish

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 4 года назад +60

      Stop with the question marks. Believe in yourself. I believe in you ;)

    • @dismaldoll1836
      @dismaldoll1836 4 года назад +27

      It was like 3 am when I made this lmao

  • @nichenight
    @nichenight 6 лет назад +438

    12:12 "you're dripping a little bit, i dunno if that was because i was hot or.." Looool that was hilarious, i love your friend.

  • @frizzyisdizzy
    @frizzyisdizzy 5 лет назад +527

    I just imagine laura coming home and being like wtf

    • @eef3790
      @eef3790 4 года назад +1

      Sara Hedmat that happened once. In a groom groom craft try thingy video. Yes

    • @mrtjwitdabs6949
      @mrtjwitdabs6949 4 года назад

      Green Blueberry which one

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 4 года назад

      @@eef3790
      It was Troom Troom and he was making an ugly bunny rabbit hole puncher.
      Here’s the link to it: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @liliad6382
    @liliad6382 Год назад +20

    tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭

  • @graysonbrown605
    @graysonbrown605 5 лет назад +1244

    10:33 I’m a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle
    Cut to the beginning of the video where he says RUclipsrs don’t do much

    • @dwainenolan
      @dwainenolan 5 лет назад +9

      He was joking smart-one

    • @lynn2100
      @lynn2100 5 лет назад +13

      Kirsten Nolan r/wooooooooooosh

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 5 лет назад +5

      Kirsten Nolan lol, you must be , like, 8. I haven’t used that as an insult since then.

    • @graysonbrown605
      @graysonbrown605 5 лет назад +8

      Kirsten Nolan so was I… smart one

    • @dwainenolan
      @dwainenolan 5 лет назад +2

      @@graysonbrown605 wow u used my insult against me. Real smooth

  • @lesbienby
    @lesbienby 6 лет назад +12906

    “i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny

    • @emnersonn
      @emnersonn 6 лет назад +302

      My favourite vine-
      "I didnt pee on the couch"
      "uhh yeah i sure hope you didnt"

    • @AnneM6901
      @AnneM6901 6 лет назад +12

      Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

    • @user-qy5uh3sv8w
      @user-qy5uh3sv8w 6 лет назад +64

      Should've used slop stopper

    • @wendyoliver7059
      @wendyoliver7059 6 лет назад +9

      Only in the car

    • @abbygrace5539
      @abbygrace5539 6 лет назад +2

      Ginamaria (x) doubt
      ( ) no doubt

  • @luzaw81
    @luzaw81 4 года назад +559

    I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”

  • @kiralonely
    @kiralonely 2 года назад +13

    The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-

  • @GoharGrigorian
    @GoharGrigorian 6 лет назад +2750

    Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for

  • @LukeLikesToDraw
    @LukeLikesToDraw 4 года назад +524

    Leader: Welcome to the gang kid. We got stealing Steve, murdering Mike, and crimes Johnson.
    Kid: What did crimes Johnson do?
    Leader: He went down the stairs with fun slides.

  • @augusthawley5504
    @augusthawley5504 4 года назад +2899

    I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +450

      This is so shitty when they are not advertising for the people who need it most. Like I get they are trying to target mainstream but honestly who is dumb enough to buy the bib when they have no use of it? I think the advertisements needs to be more specific and should be more diverse. Instead they use same ideas people used when selling wipes or something

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +91

      I hope more people see this comment

    • @picklepirate
      @picklepirate 3 года назад +26

      Really cool

    • @mandykins8678
      @mandykins8678 3 года назад +126

      Thank you for sharing this information! That makes so much sense

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 3 года назад +40

      This makes a lot of sense!

  • @hexagon1phoenix551
    @hexagon1phoenix551 3 года назад +249

    danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws 2 года назад +50

      she comes back home after a long day at work to see her husbands friend recording him while he stands on the couch, bra held up against his eyes going "buzz buzz". he sees his wife and drops the bra to the floor "it's exactly what it looks like"

    • @mx.rain_yt
      @mx.rain_yt 2 года назад +5

      What are these words?

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 2 года назад +21

      I think his wife would probably find the fly thing more believable lmao

  • @resilientum
    @resilientum 6 лет назад +1992

    step 1: put your feet in
    step 2: Slide and Come

  • @jacintak2118
    @jacintak2118 6 лет назад +270

    *You:* a slob stopper
    *Me, an intellectual:* bro bib

  • @sarcasticnotsad5155
    @sarcasticnotsad5155 4 года назад +610

    Did anyone notice that the guy in the Slob Stopper commercial didn’t even try to make it look like he spilled on accident?

    • @luthermorrisjr1657
      @luthermorrisjr1657 4 года назад +9

      -yes-
      No

    • @zugzugzugzuguwu
      @zugzugzugzuguwu 4 года назад +32

      he was like:"This is a commercial everyone knows this isn't a real life cenario I don't know what that "acting" thing is"

  • @svenb4475
    @svenb4475 4 года назад +22

    imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.

  • @lesbienby
    @lesbienby 6 лет назад +3336

    “yeah these sound pretty athletic”

    • @theanimecatboi5026
      @theanimecatboi5026 6 лет назад

      Yeah dude

    • @TurtleTy1
      @TurtleTy1 6 лет назад +4

      Ginamaria *aesthetic*

    • @dom_slayz
      @dom_slayz 6 лет назад +1

      Ginamaria im high as fuck so when i fiat looked at ur comment i thought u said pathetic

    • @Sofia-fg7pb
      @Sofia-fg7pb 6 лет назад

      Almost 2k likes, nice

    • @festivejoe6327
      @festivejoe6327 6 лет назад

      Ginamaria nice

  • @jesstaymusic
    @jesstaymusic 6 лет назад +912

    I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES

    • @thaddeuscole3718
      @thaddeuscole3718 6 лет назад +58

      Did you have a slob stopper?

    • @madisonszallar3673
      @madisonszallar3673 6 лет назад +19

      Jessica Taylor Music wow you could really use a slob stopper

    • @nonother2634
      @nonother2634 6 лет назад +18

      And you need a car to ruin

    • @cwhf89
      @cwhf89 5 лет назад

      I'm the 800th comment

  • @bodieohbo
    @bodieohbo 5 лет назад +5081

    If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?

    • @meh.3918
      @meh.3918 5 лет назад +363

      I would say yes. Any pregnant Greg has to classify as Gregnant now.

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 5 лет назад +51

      Meh. Aight

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 5 лет назад +46

      Thanks

    • @dt5531
      @dt5531 5 лет назад +25

      yessir

    • @nosiphodywili35
      @nosiphodywili35 5 лет назад +87

      Should they call their spawn Greg ?

  • @Bellareilly_08
    @Bellareilly_08 2 года назад +64

    11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????

  • @spectacularspectacles2239
    @spectacularspectacles2239 6 лет назад +277

    *doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up*
    WHATS UP GREG!!!!

  • @tancred12
    @tancred12 5 лет назад +390

    Danny: I'm 23 years old!
    Also Danny: *whiny man voice* I ripped the instructiioonnnss!

    • @Theelderscrolls52
      @Theelderscrolls52 4 года назад +10

      I am twenty four and in grad school... that is definitely me. I can’t open hardly anything without ripping it 🤣

  • @hi-lv7lw
    @hi-lv7lw 4 года назад +497

    "I didn't pee on the couch"
    -Danny Gonzalez 2018

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 3 года назад +19

    Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around

  • @_leeqt2279
    @_leeqt2279 5 лет назад +570

    Unbox boy sounds a lot like box boy’s uncreative nemesis

    • @CassTeaElle
      @CassTeaElle 5 лет назад +20

      "Uncreative nemesis" sounds like Creative's uncreative nemesis.

    • @christophermiller9516
      @christophermiller9516 5 лет назад +3

      Unbox Boy! Here to unbox JUSTICE

  • @briannerioux4887
    @briannerioux4887 6 лет назад +274

    the amount of sarcasm in this video is iconic

  • @aquaticfilly0974
    @aquaticfilly0974 4 года назад +369

    I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out

  • @rainyrainold
    @rainyrainold 3 года назад +26

    I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"

  • @HS-pm1ro
    @HS-pm1ro 6 лет назад +658

    Aw Danny this video was fantastic. I’ve seen you grow from a baby channel when vine was ending, and I’ve seen you develop and find your voice since I subbed back then. You are hilarious, clever, and hard working. We love you!

    • @CIDILIABRA
      @CIDILIABRA 6 лет назад +18

      Idk why I aw'd at this comment

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 6 лет назад +25

      We are the Gregs and we watch Danny grow

    • @brookeverdun3961
      @brookeverdun3961 6 лет назад +2

      I liked then unliked bc I saw there was 420 likes

    • @julieking6533
      @julieking6533 6 лет назад +2

      H S Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @LilyTheMuggle
    @LilyTheMuggle 4 года назад +393

    When you tried the “slob stopper”, I snorted and almost choked on a cough drop.
    I’m suing due to my near death experience.

  • @pipermarshmallow1120
    @pipermarshmallow1120 6 лет назад +386

    you may not have peed on your couch but you definitely peed on your car seat

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 6 лет назад +3

      Does he own a prius

    • @sfx1976
      @sfx1976 6 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @olivia-ey7nb
      @olivia-ey7nb 6 лет назад +1

      pipermarshmallow11 I mean he could use the slob stopper

  • @karmendeleon1818
    @karmendeleon1818 3 года назад +10

    Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗

  • @marksuckinbgber6792
    @marksuckinbgber6792 6 лет назад +82

    "was i hot chick"
    "yeah you where pretty good"
    "did i get any out of you"
    "no i'm still dry

  • @coolmathgames1280
    @coolmathgames1280 4 года назад +422

    wife: is that a bib?
    Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!

  • @moolee3588
    @moolee3588 6 лет назад +5839

    graveyard girl is shaking

  • @alicetruax7382
    @alicetruax7382 7 месяцев назад +6

    Completely unrelated to the video rn but i watched one of your minecraft streams with curtis and i heard you say trans rights or smth like that and i was just crying for an hour out of pure joy bc im trans ftm and i never hear people openly be supportive of znything like that so you've made my day. Thank you so so so much danny you were already my favorite RUclipsr because of your variety of content but that just made me have even more of a reason to say that your my favorite RUclipsr. I doubt you'll ever see this but thank you so much. PS my crazy energetic puppies benji and chibbee fell asleep watching your stream. Have a great night danny. -leo (ignore my name on yt)

    • @horizonhunterTraf
      @horizonhunterTraf 6 месяцев назад +3

      these random acknowledgments truly catch you off guard, huh?🥲 it's genuinely rare to see people respect us and it's nice to see people do that. (I haven't seen the stream, nor do I plan to, but at least he's not an asshole lmao. that's several more points to his existence in my eyes)

  • @br3dlvr799
    @br3dlvr799 6 лет назад +133

    At 8:44
    "Let's see what peanut thinks of them"
    *gets attack by dog* lmao😂

  • @emmi4910
    @emmi4910 6 лет назад +326

    “No one has a carpet ramp”
    Yeah, ok haha. Jokes on you!
    When I was 10, I had a carpet ramp so my cat could climb onto my loft bed.

    • @BlackPhoenixNight
      @BlackPhoenixNight 6 лет назад +6

      We had a carpeted ramp off my front porch so my old shi tzu could get up on the deck to come inside.

    • @graciouslusunzi1236
      @graciouslusunzi1236 6 лет назад +6

      'Had'

    • @pogchamp5127
      @pogchamp5127 6 лет назад +1

      I just made my cat climb the little rock wall I had to my loft...
      He friggen loves it.

    • @oneandonlyjez
      @oneandonlyjez 6 лет назад +1

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @shxrkygaming763
    @shxrkygaming763 4 года назад +1069

    Danny: your definitely getting your $19.99 dollars worth
    Me: *sees them at dollar store for 4 dollars* :I

  • @KäptnKrückschwank
    @KäptnKrückschwank 2 года назад +5

    9:55 Forget messy spills and unplanned accidents - so you can focus on your planned accidents

  • @axololzarthollow
    @axololzarthollow 4 года назад +239

    11:10
    “Ah, Im a busy businessman blah blah blah-“
    *”I’ll probably duck your stick.”*

  • @The_Wiseking
    @The_Wiseking 6 лет назад +574

    They have it on the inside so you tear the box open so u can't return it 4:02

  • @Sarah-yh8nw
    @Sarah-yh8nw 6 лет назад +210

    I wish he reviewed that flashlight from the first video to see if it could stop a robber

    • @bekahnavarro
      @bekahnavarro 6 лет назад +1

      Sarah Adams I have a flashlight that does all those things. It's not the Tac Light, but it strobes. My husband got it. Idk why. Lol

  • @megantheedragon
    @megantheedragon 3 года назад +4

    8:43 the chaotic energy of this product was already hysterical but i really lost it over peanut

  • @matthewhaley4034
    @matthewhaley4034 4 года назад +157

    “Are they fun......... no!”
    Literally 2 seconds later
    “This next product isn’t as fun...”

  • @supremepancakeleader9823
    @supremepancakeleader9823 6 лет назад +168

    Nowhere to run?!
    Nowhere to hide?!
    You can't escape if their wearing carpet slides?!!!!!!!

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 6 лет назад +2

      Supreme pancake leader they're*

    • @Squid_chick
      @Squid_chick 6 лет назад +3

      And a bib cape

  • @zoebernard4060
    @zoebernard4060 6 лет назад +265

    danny dancing like a maniac is the best ever

  • @shaeflatt8428
    @shaeflatt8428 3 года назад +7

    we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance

  • @Concerned_Kitten
    @Concerned_Kitten 4 года назад +245

    Me: Doesn't notice wet couch
    Danny: It was my dog I didn't pee on the couch
    Me: Now officially thinking he peed on the couch

  • @stacyrojas5766
    @stacyrojas5766 6 лет назад +336

    Mom: Help my son please!
    Nurse:What happened?
    Mom:He was just using he Fun Slides and...
    Nurse:Oh those give you Maximum damage!

  • @thiccwhysure1795
    @thiccwhysure1795 6 лет назад +233

    14:53 the instructions made me uncomfortable like why did they have to describe it like that lmao

    • @loveghibli
      @loveghibli 6 лет назад +3

      Thicc? WHY SURE!! ikr 🛑🖐🏻

    • @desywesy
      @desywesy 6 лет назад +3

      Thicc? WHY SURE!! It sounded like something very in appropriate lol

    • @sadukeboi3682
      @sadukeboi3682 6 лет назад +1

      Checked out ur channel... i will suck in some wisdom wit a sub

  • @officialblimp
    @officialblimp 4 года назад +30

    i love how danny looked like a ice skater doing tricks while dancing like a maniac

  • @keinucci
    @keinucci 6 лет назад +633

    walk. down. the stairs.

    • @SkiBat64
      @SkiBat64 6 лет назад +4

      a bisexual mistake what kind of sane human being would do that?

  • @lauraanderson3763
    @lauraanderson3763 6 лет назад +479

    The only rooms in my house that aren’t carpet are the bathroom and kitchen so I actually bought the sliders and banged my head on the air vent so yes you need the helmet

  • @hypnagogue
    @hypnagogue 6 лет назад +373

    with the slob stopper, you can safely watch cars 2 in the theater without spilling beans on yourself.

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace 6 лет назад +24

      Joey Simon THIS NIGGA WEARIN A BIB

    • @yooo9503
      @yooo9503 6 лет назад +8

      And then everyone laughed

    • @toasterking7588
      @toasterking7588 6 лет назад +6

      THIS NIGGA SPILLED BEANS ON HIS SLOB STOPPER AS SEEN ON TV PRODUCT!!!!!!!!!

    • @angelarenae7179
      @angelarenae7179 6 лет назад +3

      I’m just wondering who eats beans at the movie theater?

    • @Shiro_Baka
      @Shiro_Baka 6 лет назад +6

      The real question is, who doesn't eat beans at the movie theater?

  • @songthrush4330
    @songthrush4330 3 года назад +2

    17:53
    "descending into heaven" is Greg that high up in the chain of being that it DESCENDS into heaven? wow, I'm glad I'm a part of it!

  • @monet2909
    @monet2909 6 лет назад +307

    this change of scenery has made me nervous

  • @jacob7317
    @jacob7317 4 года назад +6025

    who is here in 2020 in quarantine and rewatching all of danny’s vids

    • @bubblegum_b
      @bubblegum_b 4 года назад +106

      Lmao, hi, fellow Greg. Am I the only one wondering who tf is behind the camera?
      Edit: oh, nvm, the "hot girl" showed his face. Lol

    • @timothycoulby9514
      @timothycoulby9514 4 года назад +58

      *Cries in quarantined*

    • @Barbwireamulet777
      @Barbwireamulet777 4 года назад +19

      Same here!

    • @kmmeyers89
      @kmmeyers89 4 года назад +28

      Yeah I'm binging his videos

    • @wallywest4586
      @wallywest4586 4 года назад +10

      Meeeeeeeee

  • @kavya1459
    @kavya1459 6 лет назад +749

    You fall on the beach = no babe
    You spill your coffee = no babe

    • @tomoko8578
      @tomoko8578 6 лет назад +22

      now we’ll never get those hot babes

    • @kavya1459
      @kavya1459 6 лет назад +8

      Daisy_ Chan NEVER 😭

    • @yogabbagabby7206
      @yogabbagabby7206 6 лет назад +4

      Born 2 Pizza I was thinking the same thing

    • @madelynnmoses7266
      @madelynnmoses7266 6 лет назад +1

      We shall never get those BABES!!!

  • @Burn3r10
    @Burn3r10 2 года назад +2

    "we gotta do like a skate video" proceeds to wipe out. Yup, exactly like a skate video. 10/10

  • @itsmoon1996
    @itsmoon1996 5 лет назад +208

    The pattern of the off brand slob stopper looks like mildly distressed ghosts

  • @theasmrbasements6323
    @theasmrbasements6323 6 лет назад +210

    11:10 try not to laugh challenge failed

  • @isabellaciuca7338
    @isabellaciuca7338 5 лет назад +235

    “6+ that’s not a problem because I’m 23 years old”-Danny Gonzalez 2019

  • @amandajane5493
    @amandajane5493 2 года назад +6

    Congratulations Danny on 4 years of being a full time RUclipsr!

  • @miledith555
    @miledith555 4 года назад +322

    Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 3 года назад +12

      Ngl sounds hella wholesome! I had the slippery corridors too but we had school shoes with grips lol

    • @charlie5752
      @charlie5752 3 года назад +10

      maybe if you got some ski poles...

    • @amblebramble
      @amblebramble 3 года назад +4

      I can just imagine everyone in your class watching you slide past really fast 😂