I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.
Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.
"Have you ever been in a tank?" As a gunner on an Abrams, I'm one of the few people who can say yes. And dropping from a height and submerging in water is really bad for a tank. It's a 70 ton uranium behemoth, not a rubber ball.
@@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.
That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus
Just wanted to comment that out of curiosity, I went to google if Nick was ever in the military. I just typed in the words “was Nick,” and the first or second result was “was Nick Bolton in the military?” Thought it was pretty funny
If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin
i love the power creep on these flashlights. they should start their ads like: the nights keep getting darker, but tac light - keeps getting brighter. tac light: fight the endless night.
since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.
EVERY. SINGLE. THING. They advertised my dad would 100% buy No hes not in the army he just thinks he will need it one day and that he lives in an action movie lol
@@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“ “Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)” “Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!” Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!! ‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable. Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?” “H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!” Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now! “..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice. “U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...” After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s. “Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?” The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...” “You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))” Then they made out. The end. P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)
Wait, I think Nick Bolton does own a tank, because why else would they have the budget for a tank but not for their actors to go to a real football field?
As a guy who’s in the Air Force, I can easily say that all of us are military tough, and we can withstand being run over by tanks. We also have Nick Bolton inside of us.
these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.
After being in the marines, hearing something being labelled "military grade" immediately makes me think it's a piece of garbage that breaks after a few uses, and for whatever reason, no matter what it's made of, it's smells like wet dog.
@@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.
“Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go
The TacStar! A military-tough, high power, UV ray-equiped star that shines in MEGA-DEFENSE MODE at all times, 24/7! Buy the TacStar today for the small price of stepping outside!
I was in the Military, and when I hear Military tough all I think is it will require too much maintenance and is weaker then things similar. That's why I don't drive my tank around. Also I would be more impressed if they ran over the flashlight on pavement where it can't be pushed downwards.
@@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂
The tac light The tac light pro The tac light power pro The tac light powerful The tac light powerful Ultimate The tac lazer The tac lazer pro The tac lazer mega pro The tac lazer pro Ultimate The tac lazer pro ultimate 2X And that's all i got
*I hate when im on a tactical mission on shrek's swamp and i cant moke weed because my ligther is not waterproof and because it got ran over by a tank*
I think it's probably okay, since they don't say (in the commercials) that he is a soldier. Although they are heavily implying that he is, but they never explicitly say that he is a soldier/vet
@@yeeyeemfs7055 No I don’t think so. Actors playing soldiers obviously aren’t soldiers, whereas some random guy saying he’s a soldier would be illegal.
Ahhh I hate when I accidentally run my regular flashlight over with my tank so I think I’m just gonna order the new TecLight super pro and I won’t have to worry about it in the future anymore
Imagine this: You and your wife are sleeping in your tacbed when you hear a crash in your house, you go downstairs and see a teenager on his skateboard breaking things whit his rocket louncher so you pull out you taclite hyper and put it in attack mode, you shine it at him and in a blink of a second him and half of your house gets disintegrated by the light, your wife comes downstairs and is blinded by the light and fells down the stairs, you laugh as you remeber the times she called you crazy for sleeping whit your tacglasses omega on suddenly you hear Nick Bolton behinde you say " thats what i call military tough"
I didn't even know that camo pattern are pre designed ... I thought it's just a bunch of randomised pattern ,so the wearer could blend in with their surrounding easily Thank you for educating me ... I didn't previously known that
Neither is the tank. It's a British Chieftain with the later stillbrew armour package. Could be the same one Hollywood uses a lot since the same kind of tank (potentially the same one) was used in The Walking Dead.
You forgot that in EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL THEY MAKE it's the *SAME MUSIC* that same guitar riff. Tac light, tac visor, tac shades, tac mender, NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NOW NOW NOOOW
It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up
I love how Danny always says to not look it up if Greg is the biggest army on the internet or not but when I did look it up the results were actually Greg.
Ok, so my parents got me a taclight for my birthday a few days ago. How it works is that there are three different “levels” of brightness. If you click once, it’s super bright. If you click 2times, it’s sorta bright, and if you click 3 times, it’s dim. If you click 4 times, it goes into that self defense mode on the highest brightness. And you have to cycle through all of the levels to get back to off. So yeah, that’s how it works
7:14 Apple? You hearing this? This is you you do this to us you make us buy slightly upgraded phones every year so we go broke and all we have are your phones why apple
Ahhh yes the taclight I am sure I own that. Or as i'd like to say the best way to piss off the people on your camping trip. While this is great for making your way to the bathroom at girl scout camp at one am, it is a sure-fire way to wake up every scout scout within a 300 ft radius.
I like how they had to use woman’s hands on the sewing machine. Bc army man can’t use the sewing machine and he makes his wifu fix his big boy camo pants.
“State-of-the-Art body cams can cost hundreds of dollars...” That’s because they’re good. “But you won’t pay that much for a Tac Cam.” That’s because it’s bad.
![NOSFERATU - Official Trailer [HD] - Only In Theaters December 25](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nulvWqYUM8k/mqdefault.jpg)
I actually own the taclight pro and I didn’t even know that it was a taclight
Also it’s broken
Marlo Bear
MiLiTaRy ToUgH
Marlo Bear but it’s military tough?
How did you break a millitary tough object that is made out of a tank
@@retroevelyne7772 he dropped it like he dropped his tank. Smh💀 it happens to eVeRyOnE😂😂😂
Was It ran over by *two* tanks?
How did Nick Bolton miss the chance to say
"But the taclight...still inTACt"?????
I don't trust that guy
Same
THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE MILITARY! I DON'T TRUST ANYONE INVOLVED WITH THE TACLIGHT
c h u n k
Why even would you? All he is is a "Big strong man" that likes to lie about flashlights. Just sayin. :/
hehe, yay, three likes :')
Yes!
Plot twist: TacLight paid Danny to make this video
Exactly what I was thinking
no they didn't pay me to do this
@@demetriuslensky2483 Well of course they didn't pay YOU, you didn't make this video
Its coz everyone is Greg and sometimes you need to watch a video
Plot twist: this entire video was shot on a TacCamera.
Nick promoting his products: I'm literally in a tank and you're not.
*I am your dad, Nick, get out of the bloody tank*
Ur pfp is..
it just is
is
@@bradentheman1373 skin gun?
@@naurnaurnaurnaur792 oh my god I took a closer look I just thought it was cardboard
I guess you can say that your pfp is...
*a finger gun?*
please buy and review all these products
WeWere OnABreak i was just gonna comment that
I really just want to see the hearing aid XD
Yes! Then he can use the in the conditions and scenarios seen!
Ya ya ya do it
i agree
"Nick Bolton... Is an actor!?" *heart breaks into a million tiny pieces*
You’re gonna need some Tac-Mender for that
@@buttstink5763 into a *military* pieces .
:(
Lol 😂😂
Poor heart wasn’t military tough
If I saw a commercial that just said “sometimes you need pants,” I would buy them.
Me too
I like your username
555th like!
No questions asked. I'm buying.
I mean sometimes, we do need pants.
I like how when it was "ran over by a tank" it wasnt even there in the shot. they just put it there in the next shot
yeah
wElL oBvIoUsLy, thE fLaShLiGgT cAn cAmOfLagE witH thU gRouND sInCe itS mIlItArY tUfF!
It just rolled over to the bushes and then rolled back when the danger passed
4:20
I thought this too so I watched the original taclight pro video that Danny's watching on yt. It actually is there believe it or not
Man, I just hate it when my flashlight gets run over by a tank.
It happens almost every day! ITS NOT EVEN WAR, but the TAC LIGHT will save me form my sad despairs
Alphasun yea the tanks are breaking everything i own.
BUT NOT MY TAC LIGHT PRO
The TacLight doesn't even get ran over...
Is that why your really sad?
Dont worry..
TAC LIGHT WONT BREA--
Yep you just set it down and all of a sudden shit a tank
‘military grade’ is the dumbest selling point i swear, the military pays as little as possible for bulk supplies so half the time it sucks
i work for the military and yes, the technology is VERY outdated lol.
Anyone who buys or promotes something as "military grade" has never served in the military. Military grade isn't something to brag about 😂
My dad and mom are in, some of the stuff they get is really nice but most of it is shit
yet this is a big selling point for VPN ads - "military grade encryption", which everyone already use daily 🤦
I mean.. I been in the military cadets (The RAAF cadets) and I had yet to even hear anything say "this is military grade". Only time I even see the word "military grade" is in games such as Fallout.
I can’t believe Drew Gooden keyed that middle aged mans car
And he even did it in camera for the comercial, ehat a madlad
Lawyer Morty ehat
@@cas6174 its an virtual hat, like an e mail is virtual mail, an ehat is a virtual hat
Lawyer Morty 😂😂😂
@@cas6174 i know what you are thinking, no you may not wear it
Fun fact: the tank shown in these ads is a British chieftain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it
Um what are you talking about??? Nick Bolton is military tough, and the tank is not tactical enough for it to have a crew of 4. He’s the most tactical guy so he can drive it all by himself.
Well the Chieftain only needs one person to operate as the driver but you are correct, Nick can not drive it.
huh? I don't think you know how tanks work
@@woodpecker4044huh? I don’t think you know how humorous comments work
Fun fact; the tank shown in these ads is a British cheifain, a tank with a crew of 4, so nick cant even drive it
all i’m saying is we’ve never seen nick bolton and the entire us army in the same room...
So what your saying is....
Nick Bolton *IS* the entire army
@@yaboythepizzaboi r/thatsthejoke
Dr Burleson what flashlight do you use
@Dr Burleson Nah, Nick is Batman.
@Dr Burleson You caught me.
“in fact, he might even live in a tank”
the sad part is that my brain actually thought “wait, _hes a fish?!_ ”
Hahahaha I thought the same thing!!!! I was thinking about him swimming in an aquarium tank😂
😂
brontosaurus the egg lMAO I CANT
nah that's navy guys
@@PurgatoryProductions1 oh navy guys 🙄😂
the one chunk of hair bouncing on danny’s head has me distracted
I didn’t notice it until this comment, now I’m bothered by it
Oh no now that you pointed it out I can’t stop getting bothered by it 😂
makes me think of that glitchy animation from that Up/Monsters vs Aliens knock off
I haven't been able to stop staring all video, glad someone else noticed too-
I just realized this
"Have you ever been in a tank?"
As a gunner on an Abrams, I'm one of the few people who can say yes. And dropping from a height and submerging in water is really bad for a tank. It's a 70 ton uranium behemoth, not a rubber ball.
Uranium? Is there any depleted uranium in the abrams armor?
@@flyingplatypus7272 Yes. It's dense so it stops anti-tank rounds. But that means any time a tank blows up, you have to treat the area like a hazmat site.
@@TenTonNuke Damm I never knew that. That's kinda cool but also a little worrying lol
That seems like a really good idea though just costing tanks with radioactive materials so any bomb that gets even close just detonates before it’s close and any people trying to hijack your tank get space tetanus
@@WooporSPACE TETANUS LMFAOO
“Most sunglasses just darken”
Me: isn’t that what sunglasses do... they... darken...they darken the sun...
Nah it suppose to make you look cool not to be practical.
@@malayfellaz I think it's both?
Yeah but... sometimes you need sunglasses in TACTICAL situations
No. They're for you to look *MILITARY PRACTICAL*
Lol
Just wanted to comment that out of curiosity, I went to google if Nick was ever in the military. I just typed in the words “was Nick,” and the first or second result was “was Nick Bolton in the military?” Thought it was pretty funny
Was he
XD
was he though
okay guys i looked it up and he was never in the army
I swear google can read our minds I'll google the randomest sentence and halfway through it suggests the exact thing I was thinking
"It's built like a tank! When you drop it, it doesn't break!"
...
WHEN HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED A TANK?!
And last I checked tanks get destroyed when run over by tanks.
I dropped my tank 2 mins ago, when do you not drop your tank?
Have you never seen the A team movie?
I’m so clumsy, I keep dropping my tank in the icecream isle at Walmart
If only this commercial had come out when Ant Man did, because that would have been perfect, cuz if you recall, the tank got shrunk and was put on a key ring. Just sayin
i love the power creep on these flashlights. they should start their ads like: the nights keep getting darker, but tac light - keeps getting brighter.
tac light: fight the endless night.
Ahh yes when I was deployed we often used bright flashlights to blind the terrorists. They naturally ran away as it was just too bright.
Trailer Park Cowboy as is common knowledge, all evil people are vampires and will immediately shrivel and die under strong light
The only way we can stop the terrorists is by blinding them with bright flashlights, as the nice commenter above me said, all bad people are vampires.
don’t forget to put it on “self defense mode”
since its so bright they can use them to sweep for IEDs, they'll just go off as soon as the light hits them virtually saving hundreds of military lives each year. Bell and Howell are always looking out for our military.
Airport security? Pfft, just shine the Tac Light on everyone. Those who aren't terrorists won't run away.
Greg is the fastest growing army because we're military tough 🔥
I'm a 15-yo vet!
12:31
We're all armed with taclight pros and the ability to review our legal options
Greg is also legally skilled
Go greg!
These commercials were the pinnacle of all those actors' careers
Medium D Speaks truuuu
900th like
@Jackrassic Gaming streams what haha
EVERY. SINGLE. THING. They advertised my dad would 100% buy
No hes not in the army he just thinks he will need it one day and that he lives in an action movie lol
Coming soon: Tac Condoms
Able to still work after being squished by a tank. That’s what I call military tough
They are built like a tank!
Made of Reusable army jet strength aluminum
Nonononono - they can withstand fucking your whole platoon without a single leak.
Great! I don't know how many times I've gotten my dick run over by a tank!
@@shrimp.thursday omg that the best sentence ever
Get your tactical flashlight, each equipped with a tiny Nick Bolton inside
Lilly Bean 😂😂😂
Well ain't that cute and handy
No CHUNK NORRIS
I like how the guy that needs a flashlight has a lantern. And the guy needing a lantern, has a flashlight. They should be friends
Even better - they should date. They can share their lantern and flashlight and, when both of those are off, can make military grade love
@@vidiyya Military Grade Love would be an awesome album name
enemies to lovers slow burn
@@vidiyya “Oh man...” groaned Flashlight Guy. “It’s so dark in here. I wish I had a lantern... I left my TAC Light at home :,(“
“Don’t worry,” Lantern Guy reassured his partner. “I’ve got a lantern right here!” He proceeded to pull out a small, household lantern from his pocket, and held it out to Flashlight Guy. “I always have a spare ;)”
“Wow, thanks Lantern Guy! You’re the best!”
Without thinking, or perhaps out of fear of the dark, Flashlight Guy moved his hand over to Lantern Guy’s to grab the lantern. Blood rushed up to his face, however, when he realized that his hand was directly on top of the other’s!!!!!
‘What do I do?!?!?’ Flashlight Guy thought in a panic. He tried moving it away, but his hand was stupendously attracted to the warmth of Lantern Guy’s body. It was a nice change of pace from the endless chills he got from being stuck in the dark of his attic. He made him feel... comfortable.
Minutes went by before Flashlight Guy’s fantasies were interrupted by Lantern Guy’s impatience. “Hey...” the other asked. “Are you gonna take it or not?”
“H-Huh?! Oh... Oh yeah..! S-sorry, I-I just.. uh... got distracted..!!”
Words couldn’t describe how grateful he was for the room to be pitch black. His face was probably red as a rose right now!
“..Distracted? By what?” Flashlight Guy could hear the concern in Lantern Guy’s voice.
“U-uh... N-nothing...!!!” He immediately tore his hand away from the other’s in embarrassment. “Sorry... I don’t think I need the lantern right now...”
After thinking for a while, Lantern Guy finally caught on to Flashlight Guy’s flustering. He smirked, and inched his face closer to his partner’s.
“Oh, I see~” He teased. “You were distracted by me, weren’t you?”
The warm breath of his familiar brushing against his face drove Flashlight Guy insane. “...N-no!!” He hesitantly protested. “It’s just...”
“You know, maybe it’s a good thing it’s so dark in here... What say you and I... make some military grade love ;))”
Then they made out. The end.
P.S. this isnt the first time i’ve written a fanfic on the spot cuz of a youtube comment X)
@@mellowmishXD I hate you
Wait, I think Nick Bolton does own a tank, because why else would they have the budget for a tank but not for their actors to go to a real football field?
I love the new end screen song, even though it sucks that you had to go through the hassle of changing it.
thanks for being a supportive fan of my channel
@@demetriuslensky2483 you don't even have vids XD
@@demetriuslensky2483 This isn't even your video nor is it your channel ??
"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment",
I can finally glue my life back together!
ouch
Brutally honest
😂😂😂
SAME
I nearly spit out my drink
As a guy who’s in the Air Force, I can easily say that all of us are military tough, and we can withstand being run over by tanks. We also have Nick Bolton inside of us.
Oh no, that last sentence. I have a dirty mind haha.
@@youngfunny1824 hahahaahaha
Kinky ;)
There’s just a man inside of you with all of your actual organs inside lol
you are airforce so its probably a dick and not nick bolton
"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment!" still makes me laugh every time. 😂
These ads are for the middle aged tech geek who wants to feel like a badass
*middle school
these ads are targeting my father. He has a green Jeep with 3 light bars, an extended bumper, knives hidden around the interior, and a net attached to the trunk door with a machete and an ax attached to it.
JustYourAverageGirl honestly I wish because then he’d have a reason for having them
@@cupkake0104 Damn XD
@@cupkake0104 Well I guess if the zombie apocalypse ever happens we know who to find.
After being in the marines, hearing something being labelled "military grade" immediately makes me think it's a piece of garbage that breaks after a few uses, and for whatever reason, no matter what it's made of, it's smells like wet dog.
My dad thought it would be funny to feed us kids his thirty year old rations once.
Anyway you still have your teeth too or nah?
My step mother was in the army and she said much the same things about military equipment. Thank you for your service
@Ryan Brandt bruh 'you're' is the correct way of saying, idk why you correcting it to 'your'
@@mono3941 , you are confused. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." So the comment is actually saying "thanks for you are service." OP's service is a noun, something belonging to them so "your" is correct.
@@Phantomwise2 ah ok, sorry for that :/
Does anyone else realllllyyyyyy want him to buy all the products and review them
He should do a colab with Dope or Nope
YES
YES
I have the glasses and they suck
I'm worried he would set his camera on fire with the taclight pro...or worse Blind the haters in the comment section!
Imagine if Danny would interview Nick and asked him wtf went through his mind when he was doing these commercials.
“Ummm….. oh yeah I remember I did those. I was on set for like two days and got a paycheck for it. That’s awesome that you think they’re funny though” is exactly how it would go
Ah, finally got my new Taclight ultimate! I’ll just set it on my nightstand.
**hears burglar**
**shines taclight ultimate**
**we both go blind**
Slime Warrior 😂😂😂
Cleorese Manes should have been wearing your tac glasses 🤷♂️
joseph reis it was their mistake.... *EVERYBODY HAS A FLASHLIGHT*
@@kitwarrior4life124 wait!? what if the burglar has a taclight?!
That's not the best light for blinding people, this is: ruclips.net/video/Mbj7ERIDKCc/видео.html
I can just imagine a Taclight warehouse with a bunch of Taclight's and in the middle of it is just a giant tank with Nick living in it.
Lmao!
Wharehouse worker to new worker..."Dont tap the tank it scares him."
a Tactank if you will
arwenthegreat *dont tap the tank, it scares him*
TacLight™️ but it’s just the sun
I see you watch kevin too 🤔
The TacStar! A military-tough, high power, UV ray-equiped star that shines in MEGA-DEFENSE MODE at all times, 24/7! Buy the TacStar today for the small price of stepping outside!
*The sun is a deadly Lazer*
No one:
When the video start: *a disturbing kid ad about playing with dead stuff animal or get a drink to stop littering* ;-;
I’m gonna join the army only for the complementary tank
you can buy old Russian ones from the cold war, it'll cost you a pretty penny but you can do it.
@@holmesss01 why would you do that if you can get one for free joining the military?
Join the army u really do get a free tank
Airplane grade aluminium is literally just aluminium
@@Vexarax THE CLOUD PEOPLE DID 9/11
Liloh Rydstrom I don’t know how you turned this video about bad commercials into a debate about 9/11 conspiracies.. that’s weird man.
Liloh Rydstrom nice
@@Vexarax CLOUD PEOPLE KILLED MY DOG WITH ALUMINUM, AND I FIND THIS COMMENT EXTREMELY INSENSITIVE.
r/itswooooshwith4os
All of these products are specifically designed for Dwight K. Schrute
Phoebe Lane IM DEAD😂😂
OMG IM DEAD!!! 😂😂😂😂
OMG I LOVE THE OFFICE DWIGHT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂 I AM LITERLY DYING!
Omg yesss
Whenever i see his name, i hear it in his voice in my head
I was in the Military, and when I hear Military tough all I think is it will require too much maintenance and is weaker then things similar. That's why I don't drive my tank around. Also I would be more impressed if they ran over the flashlight on pavement where it can't be pushed downwards.
Also since I didn't see this before commenting but they were crawling to high, if you don't taste dirt your head is too high.
This video should be called “The Ad-ventures of Nick Bolton”
Omg
bEST COMMENT EVER HAHA
My last name is bolton and my uncle is called nick bolton
Sometimes you need pants!
Old Navy.
We have pants.
We have the Meats
Aaron Huss Parkour Arby’s + Old Navy = you’re an old white dad with poor old white dad taste in everything from clothes to food.
@@aaronhuss6175 Oh my goodness, 1. I've never met anyone that genuinely enjoyed anything from arby's so I'm currently in the process of being shook and 2. OH MY GOD, I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU LIKE THAT 😂😂
@@aaronhuss6175 I'm more talking about my grandfather. He's a hot ass mess of a man but I still think he's great 😂😂
Alana Jones old Arby’s we have the jeans
Arby’s navy we have meat jeans
Old arnavy we are pant meat
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
#1: Nick Bolton wasn't actually in the army
This is so sad can we get an f in the chats
Frightz F
f
1k subs by the end of 2020 challenge f
F
The tac light
The tac light pro
The tac light power pro
The tac light powerful
The tac light powerful Ultimate
The tac lazer
The tac lazer pro
The tac lazer mega pro
The tac lazer pro Ultimate
The tac lazer pro ultimate 2X
And that's all i got
The Tac Light Power Super Mega Pro Max Ultimate 3000 S Premium Limited Ultra Rare Special Collector's Edition 5G Variant Phantom Black Color
Wait can you get blinded from a Tac flashlight while wearing Tac glasses
PANAS GAMER it’s an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object 😯
You my friend are asking the real questions
try it
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
@@abby9448 lol
I can't stop looking at your piece of hair that's bouncing around
Oh god
Me too
Samev
Goddamnit now I can't not notice it
same
*I hate when im on a tactical mission on shrek's swamp and i cant moke weed because my ligther is not waterproof and because it got ran over by a tank*
Isn’t Nick technically a felon? Isn’t pretending to be a soldier/vet illegal? Stolen valor or something?
I think it's probably okay, since they don't say (in the commercials) that he is a soldier. Although they are heavily implying that he is, but they never explicitly say that he is a soldier/vet
@@emiliamickain6786 hmm good point 😅
Also wouldn't the same apply to actors who play the roles of soldiers?
@@yeeyeemfs7055 No I don’t think so. Actors playing soldiers obviously aren’t soldiers, whereas some random guy saying he’s a soldier would be illegal.
@@thesaltiestfry8422 got it. Thanks
Ahhh I hate when I accidentally run my regular flashlight over with my tank so I think I’m just gonna order the new TecLight super pro and I won’t have to worry about it in the future anymore
read more👨❤️👨
That one channel ??
Same. I think that I should probably get a lighter tank..
Don’t forget that in a few years there going to be a Tac Light Mega Super Pro
mood
Greg stands for
*G* nick
*R* isn’t
*E* in the
*G* military
:O
Your intellect is higher than that of shaggy and moto moto using their power at 200%
Actually quantum mechanics forbid this
/('_')\
Yup because that's how that works 😂
"Sometimes you need pants."
-Danny Gonzales 2019
But only sometimes.
E
@@Jinxbreaker are you okay?
Jumbo gave me lime disease
"and sometimes you need a full body latex suit."
You heard it gregs Danny is half elf which explains why he never seems to age
You need to be legally skilled to use the TacLight Pro.
I’ve looked at your channel and your thumbnail scares me 😳
This channel’s army is MILITARY TOUGH (don’t look that up)
Toughorangebloom Playz Man I was about to look it up
Now I want to look it up....
4:27 their flashlight isn’t there but at 4:28 they just put it in the dirt to make it look like it was run over
This aged well for iphone 7:10
Imagine this: You and your wife are sleeping in your tacbed when you hear a crash in your house, you go downstairs and see a teenager on his skateboard breaking things whit his rocket louncher so you pull out you taclite hyper and put it in attack mode, you shine it at him and in a blink of a second him and half of your house gets disintegrated by the light, your wife comes downstairs and is blinded by the light and fells down the stairs, you laugh as you remeber the times she called you crazy for sleeping whit your tacglasses omega on suddenly you hear Nick Bolton behinde you say " thats what i call military tough"
Pal Aris this deserves an award for best paragraph I’ve ever read
This deserves an award like the guy above me says
omg imagine that will happen in the future
Hahaha
One of the best comments I’ve ever seen
nobody:
Danny's one strand of hair: *boing* *boing* *ratatoing*
Why did this make me laugh so hard?😂😂😂
🤣🤣
@@yomomma-0808 You beat me to the joke oh well
it’s going trampoliney
Gacha-
His pants in the second commercial aren’t even an american pattern
bruh moment
We used tiger a bit during Vietnam
I didn't even know that camo pattern are pre designed ... I thought it's just a bunch of randomised pattern ,so the wearer could blend in with their surrounding easily
Thank you for educating me ... I didn't previously known that
Neither is the tank. It's a British Chieftain with the later stillbrew armour package.
Could be the same one Hollywood uses a lot since the same kind of tank (potentially the same one) was used in The Walking Dead.
Nick is just so much of a chad he doesn’t need to be in the army he *is* the army
The only Bolton that I trust is Troy Bolton.
What about Michael Bolton?
I don’t trust Ramsay Bolton.
I was looking for this comment 😂
You can bet on it
Karine Toussaint you can bet on meeee 🎶
These damn teenagers and their _goddamn_ *KEYS*
You forgot that in EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL THEY MAKE it's the *SAME MUSIC*
that same guitar riff. Tac light, tac visor, tac shades, tac mender,
NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NEOW NEOW NAHNAH NOW NOW NOOOW
the fact that you wrote the riff in the comment is just beautiful
^^^
I thought the cat took over
Are you alright? You seem traumatised
It kinda sounds like they wanted something that sounded like Van Galen’s Panama but didn’t want to actually license it so they just kinda made something similar up
I actually felt bad for the guy who’s car was keyed lol. The look on his face said “why did you do that to the dream car is been saving up for!” 😢
Danny, how many likes for you buy this stuff and review it for a video
Yeeessssss
How about 7?
420 ayyyy
"This glue can withstand unprecedented levels of embarrassment"
TAKE MY MONEY DAMN YOU
Embarrassing moment: Happens
Me: *showers glue*
Jesus Christ i really wish that were real
Nah fam, that’s a rip off. Get flex glue
My father drove tanks in the military and he doesn’t know shit about flashlights
Julian Mierzejewski can we get an f in the chat for your father
Because he is not NICK BOLTON
Yes he does shut up shut up nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare
Lawyer Morty r u ok
@@ayellowpapercrown6750 I dont want to talk about it
I love how Danny always says to not look it up if Greg is the biggest army on the internet or not but when I did look it up the results were actually Greg.
apparently I live right next to Nick Bolton’s gym, so just let me know if you need me to confront him about his fake ass military career
kelsey plz do
kelsey I hope Danny sees this comment lol
Careful. He may disintegrate you with his Tac Light Mega Super Pro to erase the evidence.
Yes please do!! And wear the tac camera so we can see his reaction
Please do, but remember, he's military tough
that flashlight on the flashing mode will probably give someone with epilepsy a seizure
Ikr
Hopefully the robber is epileptic
Jasmine Yu well then they shouldn’t be trying to rob my house and murder me if u don’t wanna have a seizure
Probably?
Can you imagine? Then the lawsuits roll in. "The home owner caused me to go into a seizure". They'd probably win.
troy bolton? never heard of him. i only know nick bolton 😎
I only know Ramsay Bolton...
abby sue micheal bolton? I only know nick bolton 🧐
@@MyaB1986 I was about to write that lol
Ok, so my parents got me a taclight for my birthday a few days ago. How it works is that there are three different “levels” of brightness. If you click once, it’s super bright. If you click 2times, it’s sorta bright, and if you click 3 times, it’s dim. If you click 4 times, it goes into that self defense mode on the highest brightness. And you have to cycle through all of the levels to get back to off.
So yeah, that’s how it works
Most decent flashlights do that
TacGreg-it’s just like regular greg, but it’s military grade and can stun murderers
Should be new merch
Samantha Gisser lol
@@mohamedchmorra6220 Definitely.
It can stun the craigs
They’e also built like a tank.
Just like a tank.
Nick Bolton is inside of all of them.
I have a secret
I was born with two flashlights
*Gasp* _(whispering)_ The chosen one
Legends say the doctor who got this man out...his hands were blessed to reflect twice the amount of light from a normal flashlight
Oof
OH MY GOODNESS
YOU ARE CHOSEN
sh00k
“Sometimes you need pants” -old navy
But not always
@@ohio9499 in certain situations I wear skorts skirts+shorts=no Pervy underwear pics
lmao
"Sometimes you don't need pants" - New Crimson
CVS-sometimes you gotta come in here
my history teacher uses the tac cam to record all his classes as “proof” for the school district if we misbehave
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Danny's one hair chunk: *shakey shakey*
c h u n k
k n u h c
*_c h u n c k_*
No one:
The comments: c h u n k
C H U N K
even with the taclight pro i still cant find a girlfriend
Darn it, probably because you keep "Flashing" them.😂😂😂
Me too, bruh
Try the taclight power pro
None of them are good enough for you
Just wait for the taclight super mega power pro ultimate, maybe with that you'll find someone
Lil Nutcracker guy looks deep in thought
His name is Greg ÚwÙ
He got put in da corner
He got abandoned
He's gonna jump out the window and end his shit
Nihilistic Onion; I would do the same if I was put in the corner by dad
7:14
Apple?
You hearing this?
This is you
you do this to us
you make us buy slightly upgraded phones every year
so we go broke
and all we have are your phones
why apple
, facts r facts
Let's together happy for once in our sorry lives
Lucy ohhh
Let’s together sad.
*i just don't get it.*
@@jenniferkhatchaturian8319 here come the ball icecream
How bout,
"Sometimes you need pants... sometimes you don't."
Lol
Omg I actually thought so too when I watched it.
That’s what he said
Lila : 3 no
Evie Animations ok
Me: Mom can we get flex glue?
Mom: We have flex glue at home.
The flex glue at home: Tac mender
@Wootminok you 12 year old... im a jojo fan too ur not funny
@Wootmin that was half a year ago- what do you mean back then-
@Wootmin time to look up what that even means-
@Wootmin hmm I’ve been wanting to watch that one for a while now. Is it good?
I bought that stupid Tac Light, and it almost immediately died. Bell and Howell "quality."
is that troy bolton’s dad
Asking the real questions
I was gonna make that joke :3
okay do not disrespect coach bolton like that EVER again
no it’s his uncle🤦🏽♀️ how can you not know
Who?
Nick Bolton? The only hot Bolton I know is Troy Bolton.
Lilly Church Michael Bolton is my favorite Bolton
They got married 3 years after Troy graduated
Yep
Ramsay Bolton ...
The true intellectual
But no girl ever wants to dance, with a fool who went and 7:56
_ripped his pants_
SPONGBOB
spongebob!!!!
ThisWolfCanDraw those were the days
@@_stingrei_ spongbob
ThisWolfCanDraw 😂😂😂 I love spongebob
Ahhh yes the taclight I am sure I own that. Or as i'd like to say the best way to piss off the people on your camping trip. While this is great for making your way to the bathroom at girl scout camp at one am, it is a sure-fire way to wake up every scout scout within a 300 ft radius.
I will not google " The fastest growing channel on RUclips " .. Because i trust you Danny
it wont even give u it lmao
www.google.com/search?q=the+fastest+growing+army+on+youtube
it actually goes to danny site web. wow
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs? Get out of here Craig
@@iamimana Are you sure about that?
@@LeoBladini DID- DID YOU JUST LOOK IT UP
I watched an ad just so I could finish the end screen song
Brian May is the sweet to my cheese same
Omg same
This is a very rare sighting of a Queen fan on a Danny Gonzalez video ( I am to)
Hello fellow Queenie
Holy shit hello fellow queen fan
They should sell a 'Tac E' cuz that about summarizes all of their products.
Dad why did you leave me?? You said you’d just have to get milk and cigs from the gas station but it’s been 10 years
Jayden Santiago this is comments not therapy about why your mom left you for puns
Dad, you said you were getting milk 20 years ago.
aren't you pyro's dad
sounds more like a vape…
My dad owns the taclight pro, and its very dim and broken.
I'm better then Greg, I'm even better than the TacGreg, and the TacGreg Pro
I'm the TacGreg Power Pro
Oh no
Im MEGATAGGREGPROOOOO 😅
Why should you be TacGreg Power Pro when next year you could probably be Super Mega TacGreg Power Pro Ultimate?
jokes on you HANNAH! the TacGreg super ultra mega best power pro beats your power pro from hero to zero!
What's next?
I like how they had to use woman’s hands on the sewing machine. Bc army man can’t use the sewing machine and he makes his wifu fix his big boy camo pants.
I love this comment so much lol
Sub to Pewdiepie I can’t believe you took my comment serious
@@torirazor4097 i can't believe u took me seriously as well
Sub to Pewdiepie omg lmao
Did you just assume the hand's gender???
“State-of-the-Art body cams can cost hundreds of dollars...”
That’s because they’re good.
“But you won’t pay that much for a Tac Cam.”
That’s because it’s bad.
No he’s cup
i absolutely love your profile pic
Pan pride!
@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books pancakes
@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books con syrup mmmmm
Omg I'm late, but my grandpa has like 10 of these pro flashlights. Mine broke in one month and I used it about 3 times. 😂