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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @fff5671
    @fff5671 4 года назад +7103

    wish is like Troom Troom, but instead of a useless DIY project you just skip all the DIY steps and buy the sad end result

  • @h.sm222
    @h.sm222 4 года назад +4176

    “if you can read this you’re too close” I’m on the other side of the world, what else do you want me to do?

    • @syrup4835
      @syrup4835 4 года назад +287

      Launch yourself into the solar system. You’re too close

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 года назад +154

      Go far, far away. The next galaxy should be adequate

    • @kdop
      @kdop 4 года назад +8

      idk

    • @EulaliaDaisy
      @EulaliaDaisy 4 года назад +40

      what if i just have good eyesight?

    • @lizziex7117
      @lizziex7117 4 года назад +26

      get in a black hole - now

  • @shr00mski
    @shr00mski Год назад +3065

    “Fear of not being used” is like fomo for inanimate objects

  • @maxp6740
    @maxp6740 4 года назад +5859

    WARNING: DO NOT HARNESS A HAMSTER
    Not only is it bad for their back, and will likely break their fragile bones, it will also turn into a chipmunk
    EDIT: Despite the chipmunk joke, I am being serious. It's a big problem. Harnessing such a little thing puts tremendous stress on its back, and it could die. Even with more robust animals like Guinea Pigs, it's still a bad idea. If you pull too hard, you could easily kill your pet. Just a PSA, DO NOT harness small animals. If you want to take them somewhere, hold them gently and place them in a playpen or other structure. Invest in a travel-sized cage. Don't take your tiny friends outside in these harnesses, they could very well die. Please don't harness your little friends.

    • @cnocnaemily
      @cnocnaemily 4 года назад +129

      I do what I want

    • @i05af
      @i05af 4 года назад +275

      @@cnocnaemily Nooo don't do it

    • @kleanovodust-bin69
      @kleanovodust-bin69 4 года назад +135

      @@i05af harness a hamster go brrrrr

    • @heystobit2160
      @heystobit2160 4 года назад +39

      I'm a hamster bish

    • @juice4249
      @juice4249 4 года назад +10

      Ok then. Let me turn cheap to cheap

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 4 года назад +6977

    "It's called Wish, because you wish it was just a little better"
    -Safiya Nygaard, don't remember what year 2018 prolly

  • @SneakySalaXander
    @SneakySalaXander 4 года назад +7524

    Some may ask, “How long do products from Wish take to arrive?” Well, put it this way. My girlfriend and I wanted matching rings because she found some on the site she thought were cute, so I bought them for us. They took so long to arrive, we’d already broken up...... I WISH I was joking.

    • @taj5135
      @taj5135 4 года назад +418

      Haha what’d you do with the rings?

    • @rehnaanliker6972
      @rehnaanliker6972 4 года назад +829

      Im very sorry and i hope you are doing great, but also thats fucking funny

    • @humnaali5759
      @humnaali5759 4 года назад +282

      Haha at the pun, sorry about everything else. But hey, you have 2 rings - a spare in case you lose one :D

    • @brittanyleighisme5705
      @brittanyleighisme5705 4 года назад +66

      Aw man. I'm sorry ://

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 4 года назад +24

      Oh my

  • @Moonii-Cat
    @Moonii-Cat Год назад +778

    Fun fact: chicken helmets are actually used to help hens because the roosters are really agressive when mating and pull feathers out of their heads. So yeah! They tend to not work unless the hens have really small combs (peacombs).

    • @hray2797
      @hray2797 10 месяцев назад +12

      Thanks

    • @fungustheclown666
      @fungustheclown666 9 месяцев назад +48

      There is also chicken saddles for that same reason. I have some

    • @Moonii-Cat
      @Moonii-Cat 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@fungustheclown666 yes!

    • @captainobvious.29yearsago70
      @captainobvious.29yearsago70 2 месяца назад +4

      I thought it had something to do with pedestrian road safety

    • @eyliena
      @eyliena 2 месяца назад +5

      I appreciate this weird chicken information, thank you.

  • @ghoulstreet
    @ghoulstreet 4 года назад +7541

    One dollar, for thirty feral cats.
    Seems like a steal to me

    • @atheenajade6863
      @atheenajade6863 4 года назад +36

      for real!!!

    • @sharrelsoldaccount1325
      @sharrelsoldaccount1325 4 года назад +123

      Honestly, I prefer chicken helmets.

    • @minusmimik8622
      @minusmimik8622 4 года назад +105

      Litteraly because the cats are probably stolen

    • @kaimerradraws5250
      @kaimerradraws5250 4 года назад +9

      My f###ing wish came true.. Noway!!
      A katana with which to .. Ahemm..
      Thank the creators of these prroducts
      Im crying so hard right now ლಥmಥლ

    • @olivia5094
      @olivia5094 4 года назад +5

      This was funny

  • @toasterman40
    @toasterman40 4 года назад +7939

    My lights flickered when danny said "H U M A N T E E T H"

    • @dawnwalker388
      @dawnwalker388 4 года назад +196

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    • @jacksongraffigna
      @jacksongraffigna 4 года назад +71

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    • @katrealz
      @katrealz 4 года назад +65

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    • @Ella_G_127
      @Ella_G_127 4 года назад +164

      Dude Danny is in your house

    • @drippyphil6201
      @drippyphil6201 4 года назад +93

      Conclusion Danny is a witch

  • @rileypine4524
    @rileypine4524 4 года назад +6120

    the question is why WOULDN’T you want a chicken helmet

    • @carliesapienza7016
      @carliesapienza7016 4 года назад +59

      exactly

    • @valeriecarpenter7459
      @valeriecarpenter7459 4 года назад +86

      We’re asking the real questions

    • @glamoire7882
      @glamoire7882 4 года назад +150

      I don’t even need a chicken to want a chicken helmet.

    • @ohyeahyeah533
      @ohyeahyeah533 4 года назад +22

      The truth has been spoken

    • @harsdensus88
      @harsdensus88 4 года назад +19

      For SAFETY reason duh...
      Definetly you are not working at poultry...

  • @Mabbiks
    @Mabbiks Год назад +5036

    My friend Greg watched this and was like “How the fuck does he know my name”
    Edit: cheez

  • @chuul1417
    @chuul1417 4 года назад +18004

    Danny’s shirt - IF YOU CAN READ THIS SHIRT YOU’RE TOO CLOSE
    Me, on the other side of the globe - look man I’m trying my best

  • @KillerKoifish
    @KillerKoifish 3 года назад +9935

    Wish is the closest thing to the black market that's not the black market.

    • @grim8176
      @grim8176 3 года назад +382

      Kid friendly black market

    • @iptg2673
      @iptg2673 3 года назад +258

      @@grim8176 "Kid friendly" is over-selling it

    • @godofchaosandmadness
      @godofchaosandmadness 3 года назад +261

      The black market is scared of wish

    • @patchedout___3195
      @patchedout___3195 3 года назад +143

      I would rather shop on the black market than wish

    • @akeishaalconbueno6266
      @akeishaalconbueno6266 3 года назад +10

      asigoneesrheuongtuosrbndozbgf
      *H E AR T ATT AC K INT EN SIFIE S*

  • @jacobthecreator3033
    @jacobthecreator3033 4 года назад +4872

    It’s like the kid friendly black market

    • @margaritaann3673
      @margaritaann3673 4 года назад +7

      L O L

    • @00wolfQUEEN
      @00wolfQUEEN 4 года назад +164

      Im sorry. Kid friendly?

    • @wyattxu9765
      @wyattxu9765 4 года назад +29

      whos gonna tell him that it is?

    • @Jack-zp3cx
      @Jack-zp3cx 4 года назад +17

      I just got a wish ad on this video because of course

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 4 года назад +52

      I mean... It's more like the.. black market without drugs? I do get a lot of ads for crack pipes from wish but. Not actual crack. So.

  • @Salaar-Ali
    @Salaar-Ali Год назад +1212

    danny is the best person to watch while eating food

    • @goatmom1346
      @goatmom1346 Год назад +12

      Agreed 👌

    • @truffles3859
      @truffles3859 Год назад +5

      yeah

    • @annagornas3572
      @annagornas3572 Год назад +45

      My coffee went completely cold because I was scared to drink it while watching this video.

    • @kialo2085
      @kialo2085 Год назад +5

      Constant spit-takes 😂

    • @pandasel
      @pandasel Год назад +2

      I’m eating some fruit rn and I can confirm

  • @Toyaffection
    @Toyaffection 3 года назад +7359

    wish: the reverse tooth fairy. takes a dollar and gives you teeth

    • @ChefSporty
      @ChefSporty 3 года назад +82

      LMFAOO

    • @ashesx3
      @ashesx3 3 года назад +60

      PLEASE ☠☠✋✋✋

    • @luennii
      @luennii 3 года назад +28

      LMAKDISIAIAHAHSYA

    • @thegenderman8582
      @thegenderman8582 3 года назад +29

      Underrated. I mean, it came out a week ago but a lot people have watched this in the past week, right?

    • @thornsonarose7313
      @thornsonarose7313 3 года назад +33

      That also applies to dentist's

  • @heymamasyves1767
    @heymamasyves1767 4 года назад +1525

    The video isnt over.
    The song didnt play, danny.
    I want an apology video.

    • @notkai3405
      @notkai3405 4 года назад +21

      Yeah

    • @mayehoffman4253
      @mayehoffman4253 4 года назад +111

      It's Kurtis all over again...

    • @amna8875
      @amna8875 4 года назад +89

      #dannygonzalezisoverparty

    • @unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048
      @unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 4 года назад +75

      This video is over now.. over now.. you'll find something else to watch... (Or just watching this video again) I know we had a lot a fun... But you can't stay on this end screen forever.. now, this video is over now...

    • @heymamasyves1767
      @heymamasyves1767 4 года назад +30

      @@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048 thank you. I'm satisfied now

  • @amethyst1989
    @amethyst1989 4 года назад +2774

    *this is just the most elaborate sponsorship ever and you can’t tell me otherwise*

    • @theletter5664
      @theletter5664 4 года назад +105

      This isn't the most elaborate sponsorship ever and I'm telling you otherwise

    • @user-zj6fc4rd4f
      @user-zj6fc4rd4f 4 года назад +39

      @@theletter5664 impossible! You can't!

    • @thearkticgamer6811
      @thearkticgamer6811 4 года назад +13

      Nina Y
      It says so right here sir
      m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @canariez
      @canariez 4 года назад +19

      MitchAnimates i cant believe i just got rick rolled

    • @zacharyscala7453
      @zacharyscala7453 4 года назад +14

      @@canariez dont ruin it

  • @mxkammb
    @mxkammb 4 года назад +30156

    Ordering on wish is the online version of making wishes to a genie that twists your words

  • @Bunnie_Gutz
    @Bunnie_Gutz Год назад +97

    5:54 this just gave me flashbacks to when I was 8 years old, and I would play animal crossing city folk on my wii, but I was 8 so I always forgot to save it. I would get SO ANGRY when Resetti would come and yell at me that I would yell back at him. My family was concerned. Good times😊☺️

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp День назад

      i read that that was actually a common frustration with young players. they did not like getting yelled at. that's why they switched him with his brother in later games lol.

  • @rahrahrah_
    @rahrahrah_ 4 года назад +4798

    my grandpa is listening to church on the radio and when danny said “i’ve been trying to get an eight pack all my life”, he said “amen.”

  • @alexandralee303
    @alexandralee303 4 года назад +6017

    Laura's reflection in the oven of her reaching so high to get the perfect angle of Danny cooking is the cutest thing I've seen all day omg

  • @siriuslyconfused1
    @siriuslyconfused1 4 года назад +1052

    I bought the hamster harness, they don’t have a hamster in the picture because no self respecting hamster will allow themselves to be harnessed, they just go squish and turn into a liquid and escape. Also the leash part is only about two feet long, so if you’re over about... two and a half feet tall your hamster would just be dangling from a string in the air.

    • @miaalmeida4787
      @miaalmeida4787 4 года назад +70

      a hamster harness pushes their organs u shouldnt do this

    • @eleri_theda
      @eleri_theda 4 года назад +133

      imagine looking out your window and u see someone crawling down the sidewalk walking their hamster

    • @hoarsecorpse
      @hoarsecorpse 4 года назад +67

      Don’t do this with hammies, they’re too smol. It’s better for guinea pigs but you should invest in a more expensive one so the baby doesn’t get too stressed form having a tight harness

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 года назад +18

      I used to walk my rabbits and ferrets out on the street but the only thing is u can’t let them run around like my dog

    • @itswromicaxo
      @itswromicaxo 4 года назад +12

      @@hoarsecorpse no it's not good for guinea pigs bc they can break their back

  • @TheVirakahScale
    @TheVirakahScale Год назад +247

    Technically the bluetooth tag starts beeping when it's out of bluetooth range, letting you know the tag has traveled far from you. It's sort of a 'Wait you forgot your keys!' alarm

  • @kira_calamari2431
    @kira_calamari2431 3 года назад +11130

    Wish is like if Amazon and Craigslist had a child together,but instead of a hospital,they had it in an old abandoned wearhouse

    • @PM-rp4bl
      @PM-rp4bl 3 года назад +253

      you know what they say... jesus was born in a manger...

    • @Darkskull54701
      @Darkskull54701 3 года назад +83

      Not just in an abandoned warehouse, they were crackheads

    • @ang.mp331
      @ang.mp331 3 года назад +36

      on crack

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 3 года назад +20

      lmaooo

    • @pearidotty
      @pearidotty 3 года назад +32

      wearhouse

  • @ssepia_
    @ssepia_ 4 года назад +31131

    i always forget danny is married and NOT 19 years old
    edit: danny will be a father soon!!! congrats, danny and laura!

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 4 года назад +2745

      same LMAO whenever i remember he's married it feels weird

    • @rottingfleshbreadstick7768
      @rottingfleshbreadstick7768 4 года назад +1350

      12*

    • @islaballard9594
      @islaballard9594 4 года назад +1394

      Oml sameeeee is when ever he and drew drink beer or whatever I’m like: BUT HE CANT DRINKKKKKK

    • @brickyy3106
      @brickyy3106 4 года назад +432

      Wait what.

    • @lonerfs
      @lonerfs 4 года назад +399

      How old is he.....

  • @BorsalinoOPreal
    @BorsalinoOPreal 3 года назад +13721

    Wish's motto should be "be careful what you Wish for!"

  • @ZackBurnsOG
    @ZackBurnsOG 9 месяцев назад +142

    12:00 I actually bought one of those mini cameras off wish like that because my kid, who was like 7 at the time, wanted to catch a video of the tooth fairy. We setup the motion activated night mode and hid it in her room when she lost her tooth, and then I spent all night editing in video footage of the a cartoon wisp in her room flying to her pillow and back out of the room and put the video back on the camera. The next day we checked the camera and she saw the footage and was just so excited about it. She went on and on about it for over a year.

    • @selma7452
      @selma7452 9 месяцев назад +12

      That’s really sweet! You seem like a good parent 🫶

    • @parker.emmaaa
      @parker.emmaaa 4 месяца назад +13

      is that where they got all the teeth from

    • @nikitanoby
      @nikitanoby 3 месяца назад +2

      @@parker.emmaaathats really funny

  • @rory3657
    @rory3657 4 года назад +1466

    I like that slogan ‘Wish.com... we don’t know either’

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 4 года назад +9

      You gotta give virtually no shits to run a site like that tbh

    • @aaaaahhhhh2703
      @aaaaahhhhh2703 4 года назад +6

      @@meowtherainbowx4163 ye, it really should be illegal.

  • @skullylad
    @skullylad 4 года назад +986

    "They're not your teeth, but they can be." Oh no.

    • @EmilZo
      @EmilZo 4 года назад +2

      😂😂👌👌

    • @ooooooooo9548
      @ooooooooo9548 4 года назад +1

      Like

    • @spicemoss
      @spicemoss 4 года назад +8

      "They're your teeth, but not for long!"

  • @mxtchbox
    @mxtchbox 3 года назад +5755

    Fun Fact: Those "cat blindfolds" are actually used to calm down cats. Like for example, some cats may get anxious when going to the vet and getting their shots or something like that, so the vet would put on the blind fold so the cat would be distracted from what the vet is doing and more focused on what is on their face!

    • @RealSunPhesto
      @RealSunPhesto 3 года назад +37

      I don't wanna ruin 69 likes

    • @ssstella.a
      @ssstella.a 3 года назад +55

      I’m not ruining the 184 likes I’m sorry
      And I didn’t know that. I wanted to say something about the comment instead of just the likes lol

    • @ianseff5627
      @ianseff5627 3 года назад +109

      I'm not ruining the 218 likes guys! It's a number!

    • @FoxExcess
      @FoxExcess 3 года назад +207

      Thank god, I thought it was some weird thing made by people who didn't care about cats.

    • @roadworkahead1668
      @roadworkahead1668 3 года назад +150

      i think the thing for birds is for going to the vet as well

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT Год назад +261

    I love when Danny gets silly. Maybe goofy. Sometimes wacky.

    • @xtoothpick63
      @xtoothpick63 9 месяцев назад +22

      Wrong channel 😠

    • @StrayStayKidsYT
      @StrayStayKidsYT 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@xtoothpick63 damn it this is the worst day of my life I should unsubscribe at this point 💔

    • @ShelleCraft
      @ShelleCraft 6 месяцев назад +2

      omg stay😻

    • @StrayStayKidsYT
      @StrayStayKidsYT 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShelleCraft stay 😍

    • @ShelleCraft
      @ShelleCraft 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@StrayStayKidsYT I've never seen a greg stay, this is truly amazing

  • @ThePianiolist
    @ThePianiolist 3 года назад +10076

    Plot twist: The eight pack cream just burns your skin and fat off, literally just falls off, and you just see your raw abdominal muscles

  • @curlyfries2956
    @curlyfries2956 3 года назад +4367

    My friend ordered something on wish. It’s been three years and it still hasn’t even shipped yet.....

  • @unrealcolby
    @unrealcolby 4 года назад +25233

    Let’s together wish

    • @thenickster_fr
      @thenickster_fr 4 года назад +2117

      Let’s together wish! Let’s together wish! Come come everybody just come!

    • @skullspook1077
      @skullspook1077 4 года назад +271

      ah yes

    • @DorianTMChannel
      @DorianTMChannel 4 года назад +720

      @@thenickster_fr just COME!

    • @_melodyx
      @_melodyx 4 года назад +239

      Wish together let's

    • @thenickster_fr
      @thenickster_fr 4 года назад +208

      DorianTM just come over here... *LETS* *TOGETHER* *WISH*

  • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
    @justkittensbeingkittens5892 2 года назад +76

    TO BE FAIR; I do actually use the cat blindfold on my horrible little hellspawn to trim her claws. She was traumatized at the vet when she was a baby so she completely flips out. You can wrap them up so they don’t scratch you but she also bites. She also has to be drugged with gabapentin. And that damn cat won’t eat food with the powder in it so I need to find another way :/
    I’ve literally never had any cat anywhere near this bad with trimming claws, I’ve fostered 170.

    • @kelmoment
      @kelmoment 8 месяцев назад +5

      fostering seems super hard ❤ you're a great person for helping those animals :)

  • @ananyabhatt6953
    @ananyabhatt6953 3 года назад +5992

    w - we
    i - don’t
    s - know
    h - either

  • @stuffyfilms
    @stuffyfilms 3 года назад +4774

    “Skin fever” sorta makes sense. If this is translated from Chinese, that is. 发烧 means have a fever. Translated literally it can mean “get a burn” 烧 can also mean burn. Basically it means that the gel will BURN YOUR SKIN. Or at least cause a burning sensation.

  • @eeeellie
    @eeeellie 4 года назад +2198

    I once got advertised a "golden metal spoon use for sniffer snorter snuff powder spoon"

    • @eeeellie
      @eeeellie 4 года назад +131

      every so often I come across the screenshot I took like oh, this is a thing that shouldn't be

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 4 года назад +119

      beautiful, really. love sniffing snorting and sniffing powder from a golden metal spoon

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 года назад +50

      that sounds like something you use to snort cocaine

    • @kirstenkeggie8746
      @kirstenkeggie8746 4 года назад +15

      i wake up and boom im a rat it is

    • @1967buickriviera
      @1967buickriviera 4 года назад +13

      i wake up and boom im a rat Your username is beautiful XD

  • @cherriecore
    @cherriecore 2 года назад +40

    this is my comfort video along with the ratatoing + the panda video, i've rewatched those so many times and i never get tired of them

  • @AnimeAngel32127
    @AnimeAngel32127 4 года назад +1709

    He must've confused his beard oil with his 8-pack gel

  • @sammcfadden487
    @sammcfadden487 4 года назад +3702

    The inhaler wall decal looks like Danny’s shotgunning a glass of milk

    • @neilyworm
      @neilyworm 4 года назад +38

      Sam McFadden an l-shaped glass of milk

    • @kazuhaluvr6151
      @kazuhaluvr6151 4 года назад +85

      omg I thought so too like if you glance at it it looks like a glass of milk

    • @cheshirecat4287
      @cheshirecat4287 4 года назад +94

      Oh, I thought it was a glass of milk, and I always thought that was weird, but it’s Danny so....

    • @partIycIoudy
      @partIycIoudy 4 года назад +24

      Oh thats what i thought was happening the whole time 😂

    • @mayonnaisequeen1513
      @mayonnaisequeen1513 4 года назад +11

      I cant unsee that now

  • @catherineb196
    @catherineb196 4 года назад +5504

    Danny is a lot like Wish: giving us what we never asked for and also what we never knew we needed.

    • @xxspodsxx2078
      @xxspodsxx2078 4 года назад +115

      except minus the old man stalking sadly

    • @reaganatchison3864
      @reaganatchison3864 4 года назад +8

      right

    • @atara500
      @atara500 4 года назад +52

      one time wish recommended me a shirt that just said “skate and jesus” i am very grateful for that recommendation

    • @charkbait2002
      @charkbait2002 4 года назад +5

      Catherine B trueee

    • @ediibleteeth
      @ediibleteeth 4 года назад +17

      plot twist: Danny is the man at a computer running Wish

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha Год назад +30

    I believe the bird holder might be for veterinary use? I remember quite a few times I saw people trying to rescue hurt pidgeons on the street and they struggle a lot while being handled, a device like that would be helpful. But I never had to handle a bird myself and I’m not a bird specialist, so don’t quote me on that

    • @xxGreenRoblox
      @xxGreenRoblox 6 месяцев назад +8

      ''that"
      - nosebleeddeGroselha 2023

  • @j.f8242
    @j.f8242 4 года назад +1847

    I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE THIS WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS AGO AND YESTERDAY I GOT AN AD OF WISH THAT WAS *LITERALLY* A HORSE JUST STANDING WITH THE $19 IN THE CORNER I WAS LIKE ?????

  • @GoIdenFred
    @GoIdenFred 2 года назад +3480

    As a former Dental technician, I do have to point out that those Teeth racks that you saw actually are teeth made out of ceramic.
    They're used for the fake teeth in Dentures.
    They aren't actual people's teeth.
    However, I do have to say, 5 dollars is sketchy. Who knows, they may literally be ripped from someone's mouth, cleaned, and then put on display for Fanservice, who knows.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 2 года назад +133

      I’m concerned that they look so different from package to package, and with china’s history of selling executed prisoner’s body parts… :(

    • @GoIdenFred
      @GoIdenFred 2 года назад +210

      @@DocBree13 I totally get that, but no, they just come in all shapes and sizes. They also come with different colors, of course, since elderly people ingeneral have darker teeth than younger people.
      Seeing the pictures of those Denture-ready teeth...they're about what you'd expect for 5 dollar teeth. They are monotone. They're cheaply made. The real stuff usually comes in different hues all over the tooth, to make them look more natural.
      Remember, dental technicians make dentures to feel as accurate to the patients' former teeth! So the different shapes happen because of that! Gotta make sure everyone is pleased with new dentures.

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 2 года назад +30

      @@GoIdenFred thank you! That’s a relief :)

    • @novemberblake9505
      @novemberblake9505 2 года назад +42

      I bought some of those for a costume and they are just very cheaply made. Out of plastic, weird color, odd shapes, some were broken upon arrival.
      You could never ever use those for actual dentures, they would break the second you tried to bite into something.

    • @therealtony2009
      @therealtony2009 Год назад +5

      @@DocBree13 THEY'RE MADE OF CORPSES

  • @ethanh4739
    @ethanh4739 4 года назад +3979

    I can read his shirt, where do I go now

  • @Nexalian_Gamer
    @Nexalian_Gamer 9 месяцев назад +23

    I actually bought that men's tea from Wish once. And I can confirm that not only did it give me temporary abs for around 4 months, but it also set my underwear on fire. However, the fire was blue, not orange as they advertised it, so I was a bit disappointed

  • @monstertruck5801
    @monstertruck5801 3 года назад +5420

    Danny's fashion aesthetic is basically weird amazon and walmart t-shirts

    • @wilma678
      @wilma678 3 года назад +192

      Also the rattatoing shirt someone gave him

    • @EnchantedIDK
      @EnchantedIDK 3 года назад +16

      One question, is my username good? Don"t worry you could tell me if it's bad! Does it give you a big youtuber vibe?
      Sorry for the disturbance!

    • @honeylemonship
      @honeylemonship 3 года назад +31

      @@EnchantedIDK it’s ok

    • @urtemedonaite5128
      @urtemedonaite5128 3 года назад +28

      @@EnchantedIDK its fine, doesnt seem like a famous yt name but its honestly not bad

    • @EnchantedIDK
      @EnchantedIDK 3 года назад +6

      @@urtemedonaite5128 thanks!

  • @Mjunko6420
    @Mjunko6420 3 года назад +4664

    Danny’s shirt: if you can read this your too close
    Me: several states away in another timeline

    • @goosegoose5737
      @goosegoose5737 3 года назад +127

      Still too close for Danny’s looking ig

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 года назад +45

      I'm in the place Colombus actually wanted to go to

    • @pikuxa1106
      @pikuxa1106 3 года назад +19

      Me in another country

    • @copr2917
      @copr2917 3 года назад +12

      me in Australia: o.k

    • @alan_decker
      @alan_decker 3 года назад

      @@copr2917 turn out to be in Australia

  • @grimmithkitten1700
    @grimmithkitten1700 4 года назад +1599

    Danny should sell the poster of him with an inhaler as his merch

    • @ham_sammy
      @ham_sammy 4 года назад +29

      I'd buy it

    • @hobeypeterson628
      @hobeypeterson628 4 года назад +12

      i would cop it doe😳😳

    • @CatWizard08
      @CatWizard08 4 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @sopbia
      @sopbia 4 года назад +8

      Jayden McDow ok great. a channel plug. thanks

    • @elizahamilton6265
      @elizahamilton6265 4 года назад +6

      Lmao I'd buy one the second he launched it
      and my mom would be like, "Honey, why do you have a poster of some guy with an inhaler put up in your room?"
      And I'd be like "You wouldn't understand."

  • @paprikaeater
    @paprikaeater Год назад +286

    IVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THE “you can buy… *h u m a n t e e t h!* “ FOR SO LONG
    edit: ITS BEEN 12 DAYS AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH

    • @game_shork5661
      @game_shork5661 Год назад +11

      You were laughing for 12 days straight?

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Год назад +4

      It's been two years for me, and it still makes me cackle

    • @fusseld100
      @fusseld100 9 месяцев назад

      Does it still make you laugh? Please come back and see, for science

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 9 месяцев назад +1

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @garfield8793
    @garfield8793 4 года назад +1602

    man, It’s been a while since we last heard that greg was the fastest growing army on youtube...

    • @gracebordelon7052
      @gracebordelon7052 4 года назад +131

      Someone must have searched it up

    • @fia7022
      @fia7022 4 года назад +6

      Dua Wauda damn

    • @Wertyvid
      @Wertyvid 4 года назад +17

      Craig is taking over

    • @avawallace1554
      @avawallace1554 4 года назад +4

      werty vid never

    • @AzzyRiah
      @AzzyRiah 4 года назад +22

      @@Wertyvid shut up, eat a snickers. You're not you when you're hungry

  • @ericaa2863
    @ericaa2863 4 года назад +2618

    I always imagine you saying: What’s up Greg I hope y’all are having a Greg day

  • @spoopydoge4356
    @spoopydoge4356 4 года назад +1940

    The video isn’t over, the song didn’t play.
    WHEN WILL THE VIDEO END DAN

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations 4 года назад +232

      First Kurtis forgets the extra greeting, now Danny forgets the end card song. 😓😪

    • @spriteman6929
      @spriteman6929 4 года назад +5

      e

    • @Lee-fk9sh
      @Lee-fk9sh 4 года назад +3

      NY

    • @kirrajordan
      @kirrajordan 4 года назад +58

      I feel strangely uncomfortable with you calling him Dan..

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations 4 года назад +36

      Alexandra Davies hopefully he doesn’t forget to say “hey guy” at the start of the vid. 😰😰

  • @athena_bilah523
    @athena_bilah523 3 года назад +10231

    “i have no tit. capiche?” always gets me in a laughing fit

  • @laimalocks
    @laimalocks 3 года назад +2281

    The "cat blindfolds" are actually cat muzzles. The reason they cover the eyes is so that it decreased the level of panic or stress the cat experiences.

    • @leonpilled
      @leonpilled 3 года назад +96

      understandable for vet visits

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 2 года назад +93

      I wonder if some cats would be more panicked at not being able to see

    • @iniratagen9740
      @iniratagen9740 2 года назад +40

      I feel more relaxed with my sleep mask or my fiance's hand covering my eyes. So that makes sense

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 2 года назад +70

      @@ravyntaylor6982 Some would, some wouldn't. It depends on the cat.

    • @ninifroggies6762
      @ninifroggies6762 2 года назад +45

      @@ravyntaylor6982 It just depends on the cat. We use these at my clinic quite frequently! They're better ventilated though haha.

  • @kyrat7293
    @kyrat7293 4 года назад +7762

    I feel like wish is Amazon’s basement

  • @Shekoodoo17
    @Shekoodoo17 Год назад +64

    0:14 this is my favorite intro danny has ever done 😭😭😭

    • @isabellathetiger4802
      @isabellathetiger4802 6 месяцев назад +3

      Fr i laughed so hard 😭

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@isabellathetiger4802Could you avoid speaking? Forever? Thanks.

    • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
      @GabrielPerez-br5mm 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@cessnacitation-x they said they laughed at the intro
      What’s so wrong about that 😭😭

  • @KANARYog
    @KANARYog 4 года назад +686

    "If you can read this, you're too close."
    bruh we like 2000 miles away how tf

    • @calciummother
      @calciummother 4 года назад +31

      Too close, Jordan.

    • @contc7875
      @contc7875 4 года назад +10

      waaaay too close ):0

    • @taralamlam1122
      @taralamlam1122 4 года назад +2

      ĐıffərəntıătəĐ
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @truelygreg
      @truelygreg 4 года назад +3

      Too close >:O

    • @nyah3903
      @nyah3903 4 года назад +12

      wait yall aren't hiding in Danny's house?

  • @kayleewayleee
    @kayleewayleee 4 года назад +2265

    danny’s shirt be like:
    IF YOU 😤
    CAN READ
    🔥🌪
    THIS YOU’RE
    *TOO CLOSE*
    😡

    • @Me-rk4hm
      @Me-rk4hm 4 года назад +4

      Nu tu rr tu w we tu u tu tu imis hello my name alex

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 года назад +25

      kaylee is in pain! tbh he’s right cause i have really bad eyesight

    • @malachityeejl5129
      @malachityeejl5129 4 года назад +32

      I thought it said
      IF YOU CAN READ THIS😤
      YOU'RE😡

    • @notkillian1283
      @notkillian1283 4 года назад +4

      What dose he mean

    • @tulinhcaongoc1929
      @tulinhcaongoc1929 4 года назад

      He mean-

  • @lucasalsa6132
    @lucasalsa6132 4 года назад +764

    we're living in the worst timeline, kurtis forgot his extra greeting and danny didnt even use the outro song

    • @mrschleeno
      @mrschleeno 4 года назад +16

      Which outro song-
      He has too many to pick from at this point-

    • @ee-lw8fq
      @ee-lw8fq 4 года назад +3

      Blake Amberson true

    • @scarlett5252
      @scarlett5252 4 года назад +18

      Blake Amberson the one that goes “this video is over now (over now) go find something else to watch (or just watch this video again)”

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 4 года назад +1

      @@scarlett5252 yeah true that's the official outro song

    • @newta5208
      @newta5208 4 года назад +3

      It's been tough getting by without my extra greeting 😓😥

  • @oli_kate
    @oli_kate 5 месяцев назад +9

    This made me laugh so much
    Also for the last product, I assume it was saying it's to find someone with dementia who gets lost. But that would only work if it did in fact have a GPS, which it doesn't. But I think that's what the picture of the old man is for.

  • @bluebu2002
    @bluebu2002 4 года назад +862

    The other day my wish ads were showing... Harry Styles. Just Harry Styles for a bargain of $20. And then on the same reel of ads as I was scrolling across, it showed me all of One Direction except for Zayn for $16

    • @glue6679
      @glue6679 4 года назад +95

      No Zayn? No deal, man. I need them all.

    • @jeeode8289
      @jeeode8289 4 года назад +90

      If I had 20 bucks I’m buying Harry Styles. I’m not even a fan, I just want to buy him.

    • @emmersonrector6885
      @emmersonrector6885 3 года назад +29

      I keep getting this ad of a woman wearing a.... Bandana but it's a crop top. I don't know what the hell they're advertising.

    • @mileysreputation5608
      @mileysreputation5608 3 года назад +4

      thats the best deal ever!! and its even better that there was no zayn sjkajsk

    • @jdbeier8520
      @jdbeier8520 3 года назад +18

      You can have Harry for $20 or if you could take the the other members too we will give it to you for $16, we have so many Liam's in stock we need to start clearing them out

  • @chrishansen2409
    @chrishansen2409 4 года назад +1757

    The craziest part is that the Los Angeles Lakers has wish as their sponsor.

    • @redacted3309
      @redacted3309 4 года назад +19

      Christian Hansen thank you

    • @papayasmith
      @papayasmith 4 года назад +40

      My sister made fun of me asking me why I had a Wish jersey 😣

    • @khairunissamohiuddin3623
      @khairunissamohiuddin3623 4 года назад

      Don't forget formula drift

    • @Jope77
      @Jope77 4 года назад +21

      @@AverageBoiz get views/subs for quality not shit like this

    • @Noneofyourbyisness
      @Noneofyourbyisness 4 года назад +6

      @@AverageBoiz keep it up man. All channel started from zero 👌🏾

  • @S4k0ya
    @S4k0ya 4 года назад +1337

    " Hard and slippery, just how the ladies like it!"
    uH

    • @heshamkaram5271
      @heshamkaram5271 4 года назад +5

      Quora
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @totagarboua8540
      @totagarboua8540 4 года назад +50

      OMG HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS I-

    • @PIZAA133
      @PIZAA133 4 года назад +80

      oh to read without my eyes ➖👄➖

    • @purplecatonbroadway
      @purplecatonbroadway 4 года назад +28

      I mean he's not wrong

    • @z.98816
      @z.98816 4 года назад +10

      I know right..

  • @NoiseJunkieRecords
    @NoiseJunkieRecords Год назад +35

    @20:18 I think camera laws vary state to state. In MN you need "implied consent". I think this mostly applies to businesses, but basically - you don't have to explicitly tell someone they're being filmed, but you have to post a visible sign somewhere on the property that says that cameras exist on said property. Most businesses just put it on the door. I have no idea what the rules are in a private residence though.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 4 года назад +4627

    "1 dollar, for 30 feral cats"
    *D E A L*
    Edit:
    *C O R N B O A T*
    *_1 0 0 D O L L A R S_*
    Edit 2: I will now add even more quotes
    _issababywithabeard_
    W H Ā Ť A Đ Í § A Ś T E R
    _well das prolly not good_

    • @lucy_goose
      @lucy_goose 4 года назад +75

      I have found my people 🐱

    • @stonkman387
      @stonkman387 4 года назад +118

      100 divided by 30 equals 3.33
      Each cat is worth 3 cents
      idk can they go a bit lower its a bit overpriced

    • @CatBat14
      @CatBat14 4 года назад +34

      YES I NOW NEED 30 FERAL CATS

    • @ubt__________
      @ubt__________ 4 года назад +19

      @@lucy_goose your cat is cute

    • @yellowsunfish4219
      @yellowsunfish4219 4 года назад +6

      🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

  • @trumpetperson11
    @trumpetperson11 4 года назад +989

    Tbh, I'm not sure how wish is still allowed to run. Like the false advertising is insane. I once bought some "high end" shoes on the site to see what it was all about.
    I don't remember what exactly they were listed as but I think it was some kind of pair of Jordans, for $5. Two months later I got 4 shoe pieces, like two shoes split down the center (like from heel to toe), completely made of cheap thin rubber with a fake logo on them. Like I know this is what I was getting into buying a $5 pair of shoes, but damn. How is this even legal. Its like one of those fake sports cloths sites, if they were a mainstream company that has actually reputable backers (for example, I remember a GMM episode where they gushed over wish product quality).
    Edit - also I find it hilarious how so many of the products have reviews like - "5 stars: I didn't buy it but it looks really good". Like holy shit sally, if you didn't buy it stop reviewing everything.

    • @bluemoon1115
      @bluemoon1115 4 года назад +33

      I actually bought some stuff from there and it was always hit or miss. Stopped after noticing that a shirt I bought had an image on it that was stolen from an IG account. :/

    • @invalid_420
      @invalid_420 4 года назад +22

      Damn i can't believe sally didn't but it

    • @sallys4146
      @sallys4146 4 года назад +5

      Def but it and it was dope as hell

    • @surprisedchar2458
      @surprisedchar2458 4 года назад +4

      It’s allowed to run because the Chinese investors of the social media sites say so.

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +14

      It’s probably legal for the same reason they are allowed to sell stuff like guns, gun parts, etc, it’s a Chinese company, so they don’t have the same laws. Honestly, I refuse to buy anything from them, not only because of the bad quality for most of their products, but the practices they use to produce the products are absolutely horrific. Also, I remember that GMM episode, it was really upsetting to seem them take the sponser, I guess they were just misinformed, I know the comments weren’t very happy.

  • @teacherlizzyliu3081
    @teacherlizzyliu3081 3 года назад +2671

    I’m pretty sure Wish all comes from China. I moved to a small town in China in 2005 & was young & desperate to lose weight. I went to a pharmacy & bought the only thing with English words that seemed relevant. This bottle with a bikini clad blonde had the words “burn fat” on the front.
    I took the pills for three days and then flushed the bottle down the toilet because I worried my heart might stop. Why?
    For three days I wasn’t tired or hungry at all.
    I slept 3 hours a day, ate because it seemed like I should and had nervous energy.
    So, um, yeah… that 8 pack abs cream might have unintended side effects.

  • @ariebirb
    @ariebirb 8 месяцев назад +10

    the “bird cage” item at 2:18 is a device used by vets for like distributing shots and stuff

  • @wes5310
    @wes5310 4 года назад +682

    "I don't think I've ever seen a product show the negative side effects of that product to advertise itself"
    Am I the only person who remembers when Windex commercials were birds talking about making clean windows dirty so they won't fly into them? Why doesn't any talk about that? I think about it a lot.

    • @kappecat9225
      @kappecat9225 4 года назад +15

      I loved those as a kid lol

    • @frootjuce
      @frootjuce 4 года назад +5

      They made a tumblr blog for those commercials, I'm not even joking.

    • @pokemonxander2471
      @pokemonxander2471 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @izabellaperchikov4128
      @izabellaperchikov4128 4 года назад +1

      I used to ask my mom to buy me the blur sticks LMAOOO

  • @reneekoziol8292
    @reneekoziol8292 4 года назад +1676

    Maybe the eight pack cream is just acid that burns away all the skin and fat so you can see the muscles

  • @emilyogletree8382
    @emilyogletree8382 4 года назад +7758

    finally, a beard oil that can turn babies into ed sheeran

    • @PD-ug5vf
      @PD-ug5vf 4 года назад +87

      My mama don’t like you and she likes when I don’t cry

    • @cathyg6594
      @cathyg6594 4 года назад +38

      @@PD-ug5vf please, shut up.

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad 4 года назад +42

      @@PD-ug5vf that's... Justin

    • @PD-ug5vf
      @PD-ug5vf 4 года назад +21

      MatchStick Animations who wrote the song.

    • @zanonymousruiz9697
      @zanonymousruiz9697 4 года назад +34

      I haven’t watched the video yet, and I am very confused

  • @alyssataylorsversion13
    @alyssataylorsversion13 6 месяцев назад +45

    w- we
    i- sell
    s- chicken
    h- helmets

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 3 месяца назад

      Heheh, this reminds me of Davie504
      B.A.S.S.
      BASS
      Around
      Sthe
      Sworld

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 4 года назад +2829

    Am I too close Danny? I can read your shirt... How much further should I be??

    • @jacksonguite5830
      @jacksonguite5830 4 года назад +48

      I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS

    • @poojajagga123
      @poojajagga123 4 года назад +67

      @@jacksonguite5830 if u can read this ur too close

    • @JusKnowIssJay
      @JusKnowIssJay 4 года назад +25

      I think it says "if you can read this you are to close"

    • @Coolerthan_u
      @Coolerthan_u 4 года назад +27

      I think 6 feet maybe....

    • @MrEyes-xh4bb
      @MrEyes-xh4bb 4 года назад +2

      *WHAT AM I, DANNY?!?*

  • @MsJeanneMarie
    @MsJeanneMarie 4 года назад +1534

    lol Wish actually isn’t cheap. Everything is a dollar plus “shipping” which is equal to the cost of the product. They have a bunch of free stuff too. Free, just pay shipping (or the cost of the product).

    • @dalisiam264
      @dalisiam264 4 года назад +19

      Yeap wish is high high

    • @doublekil669
      @doublekil669 4 года назад +75

      don’t forget the 3 months it takes for things to get to you, even before the outbreak

    • @itisamystery.5090
      @itisamystery.5090 4 года назад +60

      ... Not to mention they have a record of using your credit card information to steal your money. Last time I used their "services," I had a mysterious $500 charge appear on my credit card from some asshole in China who bought courses for learning English. Only good thing is I got off easy compared to some other people, yikes.

    • @Yipe33
      @Yipe33 4 года назад +24

      So how much is teeth on wish and how much is teeth at Walmart

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 4 года назад +1

      Mhm

  • @mill-e9771
    @mill-e9771 4 года назад +1399

    If his pants are on fire does that mean hes a liar. Conspiracy theory: they're lying about it being able to set ur pants on fire.

    • @drealbean4468
      @drealbean4468 4 года назад +7

      If you say the tea sets your pants on fire while you're drinking said tea but it doesn't, would your pants still light on fire?

    • @isabellaseemann4273
      @isabellaseemann4273 4 года назад +3

      your username gives me life

    • @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774
      @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774 4 года назад +1

      Liar liar pants on fire is the tea’s slogan

    • @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774
      @phobepotatoegirlpretty5774 4 года назад +1

      How to tell if someone’s lying? Make them drink the tea and it’ll light their pants on fire!

    • @mill-e9771
      @mill-e9771 4 года назад +1

      @Hal Moore @Isabella Seemann thx

  • @centerofyourworld
    @centerofyourworld 2 года назад +12

    You’re 27??? Just started watching 2 years later and you look the same so I genuinely concluded you were like… much younger. Wow. Good job!

  • @KetsYok
    @KetsYok 4 года назад +4549

    I got a wish ad to buy Harry styles for 6 dollars after this

  • @ceceradford945
    @ceceradford945 4 года назад +574

    “If you can read this you’re too close”
    *takes off glasses* jokes on you now I can’t read anything

    • @heshamkaram5271
      @heshamkaram5271 4 года назад

      Cece Radford
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @Z5Z5Z5
      @Z5Z5Z5 4 года назад +5

      Jared,19

    • @kennedialeise1936
      @kennedialeise1936 4 года назад +2

      I was trying to look around to find where it said it and....at the end of the video I saw it was his shirt

    • @TKDWN_YT
      @TKDWN_YT 4 года назад +3

      I thought it said “If you can read this you’re legally skilled”

    • @mimirulez
      @mimirulez 4 года назад +2

      WHy did I do the exact same thing when I ad his shirt

  • @helenhochschild8604
    @helenhochschild8604 4 года назад +802

    Men’s tea should be to Danny’s main channel as la croix is to his second

  • @JRS06
    @JRS06 5 месяцев назад +9

    Years later, and I still think of the "you can buy human teeth" song whenever I see the Disney logo.

  • @digitaldrvgs
    @digitaldrvgs 4 года назад +1432

    I got a wish ad for "fun party straws"
    They were crack pipes

    • @amogoose3002
      @amogoose3002 4 года назад +103

      They can still be fun party straws tho! :)

    • @DrPunish427
      @DrPunish427 4 года назад +23

      Save the turtles

    • @onioncookie.
      @onioncookie. 4 года назад +6

      Id rather just use both sides of a red vine or a twizzler

    • @EE-oo5ex
      @EE-oo5ex 4 года назад +1

      @Cloudy DreamsThey changed to *10$ Darn.*

    • @ericasboring
      @ericasboring 4 года назад

      Digital Goth I-

  • @nataliea.490
    @nataliea.490 4 года назад +591

    Danny: *Talks about how you can buy teeth on Wish*
    Tooth fairy: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @RayeX
    @RayeX 3 года назад +4219

    You’re laughing. His underwear is literally on fire and you’re laughing.

    • @anooska888
      @anooska888 3 года назад +53

      AGHAHAH LMAOOO

    • @RayeX
      @RayeX 3 года назад +124

      @@anooska888 why are you laughing at such a tragedy

    • @anooska888
      @anooska888 3 года назад +64

      @@RayeX HELP IM LAUGHING MORE NOW VGFDCFHGDN

    • @adoroselatte
      @adoroselatte 3 года назад +17

      HELP 💀💀💀 HESBHSHSHSHSH

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +9

      GWHAHAHAHAHS

  • @qatonfire7476
    @qatonfire7476 2 месяца назад +3

    0:08 this randomly gets stuck in my head. I have caught myself SINGING THIS UNDER MY BREATH. This random line is now part of who I am and I *hate it*

  • @staceymulligan6486
    @staceymulligan6486 4 года назад +283

    Random homeless guy on the street: could I interest you in an alley of *_stray cats?_*

  • @marquisdeseins
    @marquisdeseins 4 года назад +18973

    Welcome back to another episode of being wildly distracted by Danny’s shirt

    • @potatoboy3465
      @potatoboy3465 4 года назад +54

      Hahahahaha

    • @gabehedge
      @gabehedge 4 года назад +592

      If you can read this you're what?

    • @gabehedge
      @gabehedge 4 года назад +832

      @Sarah Bennett nvm it says "if you can read this you're too close"

    • @annad3235
      @annad3235 4 года назад +20

      Yesssss😂😂😂

    • @MicioB
      @MicioB 4 года назад +195

      FOUND THE ANSWER AT 15:49 😚💕✌️

  • @snipz1070
    @snipz1070 3 года назад +1807

    The teeth are for people who makes dentures. My grandpa used to make dentures for dentists, and he used to have cases and cabinets full of the teeth. They were definetly NOT $5 though.

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 3 года назад +83

      My grandma lost a tooth from her dentures and actually ordered a replacement from Amazon.

    • @braelinnbjerklie2144
      @braelinnbjerklie2144 3 года назад +58

      I was thinking people who sculpt could use them too. Like if they were doing a face? 😂

    • @jazzmatazz27
      @jazzmatazz27 3 года назад +54

      i want the teeth to create teeth jewelry. i want to make teeth earrings, necklace, bracelets, but most importantly, T E E T H R I N G S

    • @thinkingofacoolusername
      @thinkingofacoolusername 2 года назад +21

      Fun Fact:
      Teeth can cost up to 2.3M dollars if you were to actually buy it off someones body.

    • @RealLargeManTheGiantOne
      @RealLargeManTheGiantOne 2 года назад +8

      @@thinkingofacoolusername damn and I thought the gold tooth my insurance approved for me was expensive

  • @Nia-Jean
    @Nia-Jean 2 года назад +10

    I find myself commenting 2 years after this video came out because I never knew I needed a shirt that says "If you can read this shirt" with mad emojis on it and explosions, but then that's it. Nothing else. Just "if you can read this shirt"

  • @Anna-19928
    @Anna-19928 4 года назад +713

    WHERE’S THE OUTRO? I expect a full apology a la Kurtis.

    • @ANGELNUMBERR
      @ANGELNUMBERR 4 года назад +5

      to the Kurtis

    • @MotherAlienz
      @MotherAlienz 4 года назад +25

      i will do it for you; “this video is over now. (over now) so go find something else to watch, you can’t stay on this end screen forever. this video is over now. so why are you still watching this?”

    • @bombasticsideeye123
      @bombasticsideeye123 4 года назад +10

      @@MotherAlienz you forgot the "(or just watch this video again) i know we had a lot of fun," 😂😂

  • @G42-n3e
    @G42-n3e 3 года назад +2782

    Petition for part 2 where he orders the products

    • @baileycarter5141
      @baileycarter5141 3 года назад +46

      (Signs petition with John Hancock sized name) You won’t need anyone else to sign the paper.

    • @G42-n3e
      @G42-n3e 3 года назад +50

      @Hello hello that's exactly what I want

    • @flabbergasted1
      @flabbergasted1 3 года назад +10

      not to flex but i was the one who made it 69 likes 😫😍

    • @marnie6967
      @marnie6967 3 года назад +20

      Knowing wish Danny probably intended to but they’ve not arrived yet

    • @animalsinthebarn608
      @animalsinthebarn608 3 года назад

      That would be too creepy

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 года назад +2325

    wish titles go a little something like
    fluffy nice soft good nice thing for bed with fluffy and good with nice kids men’s woman nice fluffy soft
    like sis it’s a blanket

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 4 года назад +77

      Lamp title:
      ULTRA LIGHT BLINDING LIGHT 😤😤😤🗿🗿😂😂😳😳😏😱😱😱SURVIVAL LIGHT FOR NEWBIES ROBLOX MINECRAFT FORTNITE EPIC GAMES LAMP

    • @TeddyBear-kz4eg
      @TeddyBear-kz4eg 4 года назад

      marinaaa xD

    • @kits6369
      @kits6369 4 года назад +1

      @@provthegoat7780 Ok

    • @shuu7113
      @shuu7113 4 года назад +1

      Good thing for bed I-

    • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
      @Imamotherfreakingavocado 4 года назад +1

      i- very accurate.

  • @Boilermakers270
    @Boilermakers270 6 месяцев назад +6

    The piano recital comment shook me after my daughter just had one yesterday. I think Danny has a little tiny camera in my house.

  • @laurasweightlossjourney
    @laurasweightlossjourney 4 года назад +1139

    The guy with all the body hair is like “oh shit, I knew I shouldn’t have washed my shirt with that beard oil.”

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 года назад +1

      r

    • @snowgames__
      @snowgames__ 4 года назад +12

      Wish stole the picture from the person

    • @NeptuneRuler
      @NeptuneRuler 4 года назад +3

      Laura Smith I’m the 100th like be happy

    • @filo4854
      @filo4854 4 года назад +3

      Laura Smith The real question is why your watching Danny Gonzalez at 3:00 A.M....

    • @laurasweightlossjourney
      @laurasweightlossjourney 4 года назад

      The Yogurt Shop idr what time it was when I commented this, but I am new mom. I don’t get sleep.
      ETA: there’s never a bad time to be Greg.

  • @diya5350
    @diya5350 4 года назад +1496

    guys don’t worry that danny hasn’t posted he’s probably waiting for his items to come from wish

    • @daphneo711
      @daphneo711 4 года назад +8

      But I'm bored

    • @diya5350
      @diya5350 4 года назад +11

      @@daphneo711 you're in luck now, he bacc

    • @daphneo711
      @daphneo711 4 года назад +3

      @@diya5350 yea, I watched it! Lmao he's a clown 🤡

    • @SoupSoup11
      @SoupSoup11 4 года назад

      🎒🐙🍎🥊🚨🩸❤️🇹🇴🧶🦐🍊🏀🚚📙🧡🇮🇪🤚🐥🍋🎗🚕🧽💛🤢☘️🍏🪀🚛🔫💚🇨🇨 🧢🧊🥏🚙💎💙🇺🇳🌂☂️🍆🪁💜

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 года назад

      The Grexsome yeah, per nana upside-down disease (someone please get the reference)

  • @sarahhoward6409
    @sarahhoward6409 4 года назад +716

    “Wait- that’s not a hamster! What happened to the hamster?! We had a hamster!!”

    • @heshamkaram5271
      @heshamkaram5271 4 года назад

      Sarah Howard
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @Hi-bf4ed
      @Hi-bf4ed 4 года назад +1

      IT WAS A FREAKING CHIPMUNK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLe it would be was easier with a hamster

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 4 года назад +1

      What did that chipmunk do?!?!

    • @PGOuma
      @PGOuma 4 года назад +1

      🐿

  • @bobbiwib
    @bobbiwib Год назад +13

    The thing about Wish that always draws me in is that.. like.. it’s not totally insane.
    The bird holder thing could be a useful device to hold pigeons still while you clip netting off their toes (I’ve seen homemade/ DIY ones that look similar) and for a lot of animals their stress levels go down when you cover their eyes. There’s a sound idea there based on reality. I consistently get the ad for an alley of stray cats, and I think it’s for catnip seeds? And sure, we’ve all heard the tale about someone’s grandma wanting catnip planted over their memorial instead of cut flowers so. Fine.
    I’m on board with all that, it’s just the leaps in logic Wish expects you to make.
    I could be wrong about all of this though, because even once I gave them my details the whole page was in German? Maybe? And when I used google translate to find the settings and clicked on English, it logged me out

    • @hollystar311
      @hollystar311 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm pretty sure the "cat blindfolds" are cat muzzles as well so not quite as insane

    • @godzdead
      @godzdead 3 месяца назад

      wish ain't insane, just another aliexpress knockoff. so basically any kind of cheap stuff made in china thrown in one online store

  • @PerfectProtagonist
    @PerfectProtagonist 4 года назад +262

    13:56
    Here's what the white board says in case people have a hard time reading it.
    "STEPS TO GET DRONE
    1. Find unsuspecting drone owner
    2. Impersonate drone inspector
    3. KILL
    4. run fast fast"

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 4 года назад +6

      My brain won’t let me leave until i say: drowner

    • @bam_bam_kam
      @bam_bam_kam 4 года назад +2

      Omg lol I didn't even notice 😂😂😂