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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 4 года назад +6943

    I didn't think i'd hear "Jeremy Renner" and "pony up daddy" so many times

    • @ombrenightcores4153
      @ombrenightcores4153 4 года назад +171

      anoja31 pony up, Jeremy Renner

    • @ajv1630
      @ajv1630 4 года назад +14

      Your dad is lesbian.

    • @ceci3067
      @ceci3067 4 года назад +3

      Insisted Bot same

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 года назад +13

      @@ombrenightcores4153 pony up daddy hawkeye

    • @gseptie
      @gseptie 4 года назад +10

      Ombre Nightcores this made me fuckin piss myself . thank u

  • @Kat-qe1vk
    @Kat-qe1vk 4 года назад +2490

    Those pictures are just Jeremy Renner Hunting You For Sport

    • @randompelt4976
      @randompelt4976 4 года назад +75

      The most dangerous game

    • @GoingMerrys
      @GoingMerrys 4 года назад +122

      Jeremy Renner releases you into the woods and hunts you for sport ASMR

    • @jalix9574
      @jalix9574 4 года назад +18

      A. Don’t give Jeremy Renner ideas!!!

    • @ryh.5589
      @ryh.5589 4 года назад +7

      A. ahh omg

    • @stone1899
      @stone1899 4 года назад +7

      This should be a series

  • @rilesfomiles8662
    @rilesfomiles8662 4 года назад +899

    “Daddy was really throwing it back”

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +45

      Riley Lane “ god damn these kids are brutal just fucken choking thier daddies”

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +4

      Beeb it was hilarious

    • @ilikeboobieslol9604
      @ilikeboobieslol9604 4 года назад

      Sorrenz Z lmao

    • @jellyfishb3ans
      @jellyfishb3ans 4 года назад +1

      I WAS THE 666TH LIKE ON THIS COMMENT ITS OFFICIALLY CURSED

    • @rilesfomiles8662
      @rilesfomiles8662 4 года назад

      A. Fry how dare you satan will be in contact

  • @rcbinhood
    @rcbinhood Год назад +1709

    now that dannys being a father, i think the community can agree to all send him 1 daddy saddle each

    • @YourJapanic
      @YourJapanic Год назад +19

      Yes

    • @classical3185
      @classical3185 10 месяцев назад +90

      He can also get a couple more dads together, and bring the Daddy Drawn Carriage to life

    • @rcbinhood
      @rcbinhood 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@classical3185 OMG YES

    • @le_prime4385
      @le_prime4385 9 месяцев назад +1

      What??? Fr???

    • @StormscapeX
      @StormscapeX 7 месяцев назад +1

      wait is this is a joke comment or does he actually have a kid--

  • @MW-pb2gf
    @MW-pb2gf 4 года назад +9698

    i can’t remember the last time i heard “daddy” said/referenced so many times & it was about actual fathers

    • @lucydixon7790
      @lucydixon7790 4 года назад +123

      That’s exactly what I was thinking the whole time

    • @PurpleMoon799
      @PurpleMoon799 4 года назад +93

      @@zeynepsevgi5735 DaDdYkInS

    • @chrome459
      @chrome459 4 года назад +322

      The word daddy has been ruined for me

    • @goaway1951
      @goaway1951 4 года назад +33

      Im concerned

    • @amxranthine2272
      @amxranthine2272 4 года назад +92

      *DaDdY cHiLL*

  • @ellateasdale5258
    @ellateasdale5258 3 года назад +5331

    the only dad that was having a good time with the saddle literally had his entire head photoshopped on

    • @Waluigi_Time778
      @Waluigi_Time778 3 года назад +379

      He didn't have a head until now so of course he'd be happy

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 3 года назад +39

      @@Waluigi_Time778 screw you for making me wheeze in science class

    • @elenahale1922
      @elenahale1922 3 года назад +129

      And it wasn’t even made the right size

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +23

      Oh yeah….😅

    • @riptidestudio389
      @riptidestudio389 2 года назад +60

      Wow. They didn’t even try to edit the image right-

  • @shaeladacosta4503
    @shaeladacosta4503 4 года назад +1882

    Did anyone else notice that the dad that was smiling looked like his head is edited on?

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 3 года назад +5557

    To this day I still laugh at Drew accidentally spending $40 on stars on the Jeremy Renner app and being a #1 fan.

    • @ruby.the.weirdo
      @ruby.the.weirdo 2 года назад +260

      Same, I loved seeing the pan to Drew's account being 1# fan lol it's hilarious.

    • @jared8002
      @jared8002 2 года назад +188

      It literally makes me laugh my ass off any time I think about it. He withheld that information for so long in the video like it wasn't a big deal

    • @bauhausliker0
      @bauhausliker0 2 года назад +7

      im yo 1k like

    • @simonsanchezkumrich8489
      @simonsanchezkumrich8489 2 года назад +2

      I still dont understand how he didnt try getting a refund

    • @Thatonepersonwhoexists
      @Thatonepersonwhoexists Год назад +59

      @@simonsanchezkumrich8489he couldn’t lol. The app had no refunds they basically scammed him

  • @moldingbug
    @moldingbug 4 года назад +6436

    People: *pretends to be Jeremy Renner*
    Jeremy Renner: I'm about to end *my whole career*

    • @benniesaur
      @benniesaur 4 года назад +4

      Whoa

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 4 года назад +4

      @@Natalia-dk2ph true evil in its most powerful form

    • @carissalarocque4484
      @carissalarocque4484 4 года назад +9

      Congratulations!! You made an actually funny and original version of this meme!

    • @amandadancy3148
      @amandadancy3148 4 года назад +1

      and an idiot hello Kermit :) fellow comrade

    • @penny7161
      @penny7161 4 года назад +1

      Damn
      Can we get an F in chat for Jeremy?

  • @elipie7941
    @elipie7941 4 года назад +771

    Alternative Title: Danny Gonzales reveals his Amazon search history

  • @elizabethcsample
    @elizabethcsample 4 года назад +7844

    _”daddle” is definitely a word i never needed to hear_

    • @atara500
      @atara500 4 года назад +42

      Elizabeth Catherine Sample
      sorry this is irrelevant but how do u do the italics lmao

    • @ohno9835
      @ohno9835 4 года назад +16

      @underscoreSimone - ur -mom- *_daddy_*

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +39

      _Oh my god thank you I've been trying to figure this out for ages_

    • @jazzycoolcat1861
      @jazzycoolcat1861 4 года назад +4

      underscoreSimone - _hella_

    • @kimseok-jin9146
      @kimseok-jin9146 4 года назад +1

      _oh no thanks Bro_

  • @lizberry509
    @lizberry509 2 года назад +402

    I love whoever on the Pony Up, Daddy team decided to include the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs in that animation and either slipped it past the others or convinced them it was a worthwhile inclusion

    • @nora7888
      @nora7888 2 года назад +52

      it’s because using the pony up daddy will make you want to be obliterated by a meteor

    • @VoidAlien
      @VoidAlien 2 года назад +20

      glad I wasn't the only one who noticed the meteor lmao

  • @kellydolce8653
    @kellydolce8653 4 года назад +1335

    I’m living for all the “pony up daddy” and Danny saying “throw it back daddy”

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +3754

    Since everyone's asking:
    He says Jeremy/Jeremy Renner/ Mr. Renner 38 times
    He says Daddy 23 times (26 including the song)
    He also swore 21 times (22 with the song)
    Do with this information what you will

    • @jewbearidk
      @jewbearidk 4 года назад +37

      thanks😄

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 4 года назад +21

      Imma copy paste it then. Thx

    • @hejmonika1001
      @hejmonika1001 4 года назад +88

      I didn’t notice any swearing, that’s weird.

    • @koni.K
      @koni.K 4 года назад +6

      I couldn't think of a name dont please just credit him

    • @Mollygregson
      @Mollygregson 4 года назад +12

      what about the number of times Daddle was said?

  • @unequaledequines232
    @unequaledequines232 4 года назад +2015

    "throw it back daddy"
    BRO STOP IT I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE NOOOOOOO

    • @GameWebsiteBuilder
      @GameWebsiteBuilder 4 года назад

      Wtf is this trash video doing in the feed?

    • @ITSRAX
      @ITSRAX 4 года назад

      Unequaled Equines IF YOU GUYS DONT MIND CHECKING OUT MY NEW VIDEO!💪🏼 BTW IM ALMOST AT 1000 subscribers thankyou❤️🙏🏼

    • @blond5361
      @blond5361 4 года назад +3

      Unequaled Equines I KNOW, I COMPLETELY LOST IT DUDE

  • @idowhatiwantimpunkrock
    @idowhatiwantimpunkrock Год назад +186

    We all need to send him a saddle now that he's gonna be a dad

  • @kayleewilson3540
    @kayleewilson3540 4 года назад +1889

    “too many trolls on the app”
    drew. drew is the troll.

    • @fraudtodd2452
      @fraudtodd2452 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/q7b292TFiCY/видео.html

    • @juliusrody9833
      @juliusrody9833 4 года назад +2

      @Andrew Lopez whats that now

    • @Batuhan01vara
      @Batuhan01vara 4 года назад

      Can you watch : ⏬
      ruclips.net/video/XBm-Xg57OiA/видео.html

  • @diellablahblah
    @diellablahblah 4 года назад +3635

    "He is so sad, he don't even wanna show his face. His cowboyface. His cowface." ~Danny Gonzalez

    • @Nasirrafiq65
      @Nasirrafiq65 4 года назад +6

      Diella Rabah Abriana Wina There are no replies in this comment so I wanna be the first one

    • @GabrielsEyebrow
      @GabrielsEyebrow 2 года назад +6

      And i the second

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 2 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @Bbbeckettt
      @Bbbeckettt Год назад

      Danny 2019 yes I’m 4 years late ok

  • @lilwil386
    @lilwil386 4 года назад +9934

    “Weird side of amazon”
    Only talks about Jeremy Renner and Daddy saddles

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 3 года назад +2303

    I want everyone who watches this to promise that when Danny and Drew become fathers, we're sending them this. And by that i mean they're gonna get a thousand daddy saddles from a ton of different people.
    Update: Since Danny is officially gonna become a dad, does anyone know if he has a po box or something?

  • @horsefuneral1060
    @horsefuneral1060 4 года назад +476

    I had such a visceral reaction when Danny said “Daddy’s throwing it back” I will never be the same again

  • @hannahkennedy24
    @hannahkennedy24 4 года назад +4106

    "how long are these kids riding their dad for"
    this... this is not a good sentence

    • @TurtleGamers1
      @TurtleGamers1 4 года назад +182

      What's wrong with it? He just wants to know for how long the kids are riding on their father's back using the Pony Up Daddy saddle.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 года назад +121

      Especially since the one they used for the animation was a little girl... And I... Don't like that.

    • @ouchies9702
      @ouchies9702 4 года назад +53

      I n c e s t

    • @ccl501
      @ccl501 4 года назад +166

      *”PoNY uP dAdDYYyYYyyyYy~”*

    • @alastorbutwithagun
      @alastorbutwithagun 4 года назад +43

      「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」
      go commit no

  • @spooky-soap
    @spooky-soap 4 года назад +2484

    I wouldn’t call this video “weird side of amazon” but rather just “Jeremy renner update & dad saddle review”

    • @ahwooga
      @ahwooga 4 года назад +24

      Sean Lopez Sean are you okay

    • @zaydo7979
      @zaydo7979 4 года назад +14

      @@seanlopez7742 what the actual hell

    • @Stars-gi7li
      @Stars-gi7li 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/BQeWvGJaL8c/видео.htmlممكن فضلاً تتابعونا وتشاركونا بطلتكم الحلوة واشتراك بالقناة رغد وعيوش 👍😊

    • @lvmyshay69
      @lvmyshay69 4 года назад +5

      I just wasted my time looking at this and because of that, I won't be back 💯💯💯

    • @spicyramen.
      @spicyramen. 4 года назад +2

      @@seanlopez7742 wtf you are everywhere!

  • @Elsa-wq5ug
    @Elsa-wq5ug 3 года назад +163

    I used to ride my dad’s back as a kid. NEVER HAVE I EVER NEEDED A SADDLE FOR HIM.

    • @kassowary8673
      @kassowary8673 3 года назад +46

      So you like going bareback with your daddy

    • @Jana-ho9mu
      @Jana-ho9mu 3 года назад +36

      @@kassowary8673 goddammit Alan

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 3 года назад +7

      I prefer to raw dog my mommie. That…..that’s a adjective for riding a horse too, r.right?

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 2 года назад +7

      @@kassowary8673 -I love you so much I hate you

    • @Chaoticgoodcryptid2319
      @Chaoticgoodcryptid2319 2 года назад +2

      @@notatrollll if you need me I'll be rinsing out my eyes with holy water😂

  • @jonathanedwards1583
    @jonathanedwards1583 4 года назад +1390

    Jeremy Renner always looks like he’s having war flashbacks

    • @SirrSerpent
      @SirrSerpent 4 года назад +11

      Why is this so accurate?

    • @kong8504
      @kong8504 4 года назад +21

      @@RobbieStacks90 Who hurt you?

    • @stephaniebeffanie8956
      @stephaniebeffanie8956 4 года назад +3

      This is a highly underrated comment.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 года назад +1

      @@kong8504 Nobody hurts me. I'm what you call an alpha male. I'M the one who puts a hurting on people both physically and mentally.

    • @SirrSerpent
      @SirrSerpent 4 года назад +10

      Zenigundam, What’s wrong did they hurt your fewlings?

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 года назад +3634

    Imagine breaking into Danny’s house and seeing him just sitting in that setup in silence
    Edit: hold up it says this video is #1 on trending? That can’t be right

    • @RandyBandyBoFandy
      @RandyBandyBoFandy 4 года назад +160

      That's all he ever does. Nothing else, he just sits in that room forever. The tour was the only time he left that room. Laura has to slide his food under the door for him to eat.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 года назад +52

      I'd back up slowly into the window I came from

    • @xchara6996
      @xchara6996 4 года назад +32

      I’d give him my therapist’s business card

    • @Clabecraely
      @Clabecraely 4 года назад +3

      Clumsy Captain that’s my dream

    • @HoneyBeeJess
      @HoneyBeeJess 4 года назад +4

      I'd run

  • @Trevnado
    @Trevnado 3 года назад +2804

    “I did not bit her, I did not”

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Год назад +161

    I feel like it’s odd Danny didn’t comment on the fact that the only dad that looked enthusiastic about the Daddle was very clearly photoshopped.

  • @lillian-nm9rd
    @lillian-nm9rd 4 года назад +5417

    “how long are these kids riding their dads for?” DANNY NO

  • @maryelizabethelmo1480
    @maryelizabethelmo1480 4 года назад +1692

    Jeremy Renner’s cover photo for his amazon shop looks like if you wrote “man fishing royalty free” on google images lol

    • @subswithoutanyvideos-vg4km
      @subswithoutanyvideos-vg4km 4 года назад +7

      LMFAOOO

    • @geradm9075
      @geradm9075 4 года назад +17

      Please tell me I’m not the only one who actually searched this to see how accurate this was

    • @iamwolfee7298
      @iamwolfee7298 4 года назад +8

      But edited out the watermark and put a basic font over it 😂

    • @lila-rb3tk
      @lila-rb3tk 4 года назад +1

      Gerad M nah bro i did it too

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 4 года назад +2

      I googled this and you’re 100% right

  • @slumpsalot
    @slumpsalot 3 года назад +58

    10:54 it’s 3 AM, I suddenly woke up, I can’t move and… and I see that at the foot of my bed.
    Let’s together die.

    • @BobElkinHeimir
      @BobElkinHeimir Год назад +4

      I see I am not the only one who has nightmares about this creature at the foot of your bed at the middle of the night

    • @dominicisnotstealingcontent
      @dominicisnotstealingcontent 8 месяцев назад +2

      10:58

  • @mx.menacing
    @mx.menacing 4 года назад +5992

    Word Count
    Jeremy Renner: 36
    Daddy: 20
    Dad: 20
    Daddle: 5

    • @bigmann6988
      @bigmann6988 3 года назад +287

      I thought there would be more “daddy”s

    • @ryoba.
      @ryoba. 3 года назад +185

      no one cares but my classmates name is actually jeremy renner

    • @elly4120
      @elly4120 3 года назад +64

      Mummy: 2

    • @ninjathadius7072
      @ninjathadius7072 3 года назад +82

      S U S: 1

    • @kiwihost4936
      @kiwihost4936 3 года назад +22

      I know I heard police atleast more than once

  • @g4blin418
    @g4blin418 4 года назад +983

    So Jeremy Reneers amazon store is basically the camping isle of Home Depot

  • @clairefackler8789
    @clairefackler8789 4 года назад +9535

    Danny - “Ooh shit daddy, throw it back” Laura listening through door - “wtf...”

  • @ArtisticallySpoken
    @ArtisticallySpoken 4 года назад +6592

    "Jesus man, how long are these kids riding their dad for?"
    Is a question I never want to hear Danny ask again.

    • @spencerpaquette3044
      @spencerpaquette3044 4 года назад +394

      Pony up _daddy_

    • @s3toruu
      @s3toruu 4 года назад +39

      Denki Time *no* 😭😂

    • @funyarinpamaster
      @funyarinpamaster 4 года назад +78

      Denki Time he’s my father, and my *daddy*

    • @mr.bowtie3451
      @mr.bowtie3451 4 года назад +43

      Artistically I don’t know if this an innocent text or the dirty one.

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 4 года назад +59

      *insert moaning noises*

  • @mirandalarens4693
    @mirandalarens4693 4 года назад +483

    “I’m gonna ride you around for hours”
    “Happy Father’s Day”
    I cAnt

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 года назад +20

      Yeah I've seen this one on a... website... that... uhhhhh

    • @poombie
      @poombie 4 года назад +6

      12:06

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +22

      I hate the entire saddle bit tbh. Idk if Danny intended/noticed but it’s so uncomfortable lmao

    • @babooshkakitten2469
      @babooshkakitten2469 4 года назад

      Oof

    • @davidmorgan758
      @davidmorgan758 4 года назад +8

      DrX2345 I wonder if the creators of the product know how uncomfortable it is

  • @quinive9812
    @quinive9812 4 года назад +480

    "Pony up daddy!"
    *hmm seems kinky*

    • @slickthelynx8980
      @slickthelynx8980 4 года назад +9

      @@pastawhore6276 w h y w o u l d y o u w r I t e t h a t

    • @zwevealisk
      @zwevealisk 4 года назад +10

      *69th like*

    • @AndromedaCilraith
      @AndromedaCilraith 4 года назад +1

      Amethyst DaWolf I’m very proud of you

  • @imgonnamunchimgonnacrunch4656
    @imgonnamunchimgonnacrunch4656 11 месяцев назад +25

    Im three years late, but I've always loved Danny's energy in this one. He truely feels like something just pretending to be human.

  • @sammygecko_
    @sammygecko_ 3 года назад +8910

    The fact that they didn’t name it the “Pony Up Papa” is so frustrating

    • @sincerecinnamon
      @sincerecinnamon 3 года назад +846

      Help I just imagined smurfette breaking in papa smurf's cottage at night, stood staring at his face in the dark from the side of the bed and when he woke up said quietly _"pony up, papa"_

    • @ediejackson7773
      @ediejackson7773 3 года назад +216

      @@sincerecinnamon WHAT SNBAJBJ

    • @discoshark7767
      @discoshark7767 3 года назад +270

      @@sincerecinnamon I hate the image you have just put into my, and everyone else’s heads

    • @dazzlingburritoes5693
      @dazzlingburritoes5693 3 года назад +41

      @@sincerecinnamon I hate you 😭

    • @kay19129
      @kay19129 3 года назад +41

      @@sincerecinnamon thank you ☺

  • @efoxkitsune9493
    @efoxkitsune9493 4 года назад +609

    "Daddy" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

  • @lilahgray5117
    @lilahgray5117 4 года назад +378

    “You shouldn’t be having that much fun using the daddle”- Danny 2019

  • @K1ki_01
    @K1ki_01 11 месяцев назад +35

    Pony up Danny.

  • @koifish9493
    @koifish9493 4 года назад +970

    If you look closely at the dad who was having too much fun, the head is photoshopped on. The head is the wrong size, there is a wedge taken out of his neck, and the hand and the head are two different skin tones. Probably photoshopped cause the original guy didn’t have fun 😂

    • @sxturnxsspxced3165
      @sxturnxsspxced3165 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, it looked photoshopped, the head didn’t look real

    • @FOUR_FACEx2
      @FOUR_FACEx2 3 года назад +12

      He oddly resembles someone...
      He reminds me of James Charles for some odd reason.

    • @-noodles-4177
      @-noodles-4177 3 года назад +1

      timestamp?

    • @FOUR_FACEx2
      @FOUR_FACEx2 3 года назад +2

      @Ryleigh Odell James Charles AND Brent Rivera

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @marlonaleister
    @marlonaleister 4 года назад +5844

    danny said “daddy” 47 times in less than fifteen minutes, and this is his career. can’t say im not jealous.

    • @CheezyEnsaymada
      @CheezyEnsaymada 4 года назад +164

      You counted?
      *_what a legend_* 👏😔

    • @mango4981
      @mango4981 4 года назад +17

      Marlon omg. 😂

    • @subthot138
      @subthot138 4 года назад +26

      14 minutes 58 seconds* daddy

    • @youresohot1392
      @youresohot1392 4 года назад +84

      @@subthot138 "less than 15 minutes"

    • @stanloona3466
      @stanloona3466 4 года назад +37

      Legend Says: Correcting People Is Annoying.

  • @jjthememeslayer6824
    @jjthememeslayer6824 4 года назад +2784

    I want someone to count how many times Danny said “Daddy”

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 года назад +100

      Dod he say Jeremy Renner more or daddy?

    • @mrsigmagrinder8737
      @mrsigmagrinder8737 4 года назад +244

      @@incog0956 Doesn't matter because they're the same thing.

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 года назад +11

      Uh. Too many times basically

    • @carolynmiller3254
      @carolynmiller3254 4 года назад +184

      He says daddy 24 times

    • @gibartnick
      @gibartnick 4 года назад +27

      Could be a funny edit.

  • @rilynnmiller
    @rilynnmiller Год назад +107

    DANNY'S WIFE IS PREGNANT SEND IN THE DADDY SADDLES

    • @YourJapanic
      @YourJapanic Год назад +17

      I thought Danny was gregnet 💔

  • @muskysuitcase5474
    @muskysuitcase5474 4 года назад +888

    “Oooo, stinky! Stinky app, no good!”
    -Danny, 2019.

    • @803morg
      @803morg 4 года назад +2

      Marc Gilbert kurtis 2019

    • @zorapoo2881
      @zorapoo2881 4 года назад +1

      2:14

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 4 года назад +2

      Uh oh, stinky. App!

    • @tosh6856
      @tosh6856 4 года назад +1

      Marc Gilbert uh oh stinky uh oh stinky

    • @bigounce8549
      @bigounce8549 4 года назад

      Oh no! I think I did a poopy

  • @mintyglitches
    @mintyglitches 4 года назад +268

    "Pony up Daddy, you owe me the ride of my life"
    That's um... That's an interesting sentence there, Danny...

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 4 года назад +26

      Look. The entire thing is... interesting...
      I wonder if Danny knows about this specific fetish cuz
      Yea...

  • @saraa.
    @saraa. 4 года назад +19270

    I can’t wait till danny has a kid and everyone gifts him Pony Up Daddy

    • @iamglitchie661
      @iamglitchie661 4 года назад +2110

      Pony Up Danny

    • @heyitsemma1981
      @heyitsemma1981 4 года назад +405

      iamglitchie wait this is good

    • @peepeehole33
      @peepeehole33 4 года назад +685

      Small horse up, father

    • @kaywantsfood
      @kaywantsfood 4 года назад +560

      compressed horse upwards, father

    • @humanperson3763
      @humanperson3763 4 года назад +413

      Miniature 4 legged rideable animal up, fatherly figure

  • @evelynnebetts6700
    @evelynnebetts6700 3 года назад +37

    13:35 killed me

  • @sadie3789
    @sadie3789 4 года назад +602

    “Daddy carriage”
    -Danny 2019

  • @madelinel1946
    @madelinel1946 4 года назад +16948

    I honestly believe Danny talks about Jeremy Renner more than his wife

    • @monroe7532
      @monroe7532 4 года назад +366

      Madeline L Danny has a wife?

    • @Anonymous-eo2er
      @Anonymous-eo2er 4 года назад +303

      Bina G he does. I was surprised too

    • @brianaiveth3712
      @brianaiveth3712 4 года назад +47

      Same ^

    • @puffy77
      @puffy77 4 года назад +608

      Isn't Danny 14??

    • @nas19281
      @nas19281 4 года назад +147

      @@puffy77 hah classic

  • @DankrumStar
    @DankrumStar 9 месяцев назад +13

    Commenting from December 2023, and Danny officially is a dad!!!!
    He NEEDS to try the pony up daddy as soon as the baby is old enough!!! 🙌🏻

  • @rebekahwhite2993
    @rebekahwhite2993 4 года назад +787

    Danny saying “ew stinky” at 2:15 had major Kurtis Conner energy

    • @itsnaimi
      @itsnaimi 4 года назад +13

      FRRR

    • @sarahslottnielsen6465
      @sarahslottnielsen6465 4 года назад +8

      Rebekah White I was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @goldenghxst
      @goldenghxst 4 года назад +75

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
      Also when he said "yeehaw more like yeeNAW"

    • @luciapatterson5987
      @luciapatterson5987 4 года назад +15

      Rebekah White he must’ve rubbed off on him

    • @Default653
      @Default653 4 года назад +3

      I felt it a bit when he said "RoCkiNg hoRSe"

  • @br-uh8139
    @br-uh8139 4 года назад +848

    "Jesus man, how long are these kids riding their dad for?"
    Danny 2019

  • @dankdatsouljaboi
    @dankdatsouljaboi 3 года назад +35

    6:05
    Those articles get more scary when you find out that Jeremy Renner played Jeffery Dahmer. I'm not joking, and sorry for typing about it.

  • @laurelalana2479
    @laurelalana2479 4 года назад +550

    10:00 that right there is a stock image of a man laughing, pasted onto the head of the real man who was in the photo

    • @theeverythingbagels4249
      @theeverythingbagels4249 4 года назад +37

      Laurel Shokes I am like 100% sure that stock image is literally Brian dechart

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 4 года назад +29

      "Graphic design is my passion"

    • @faithandjessegamingmore15
      @faithandjessegamingmore15 4 года назад +21

      *h A*
      You can tell as well
      It’s edited really bad on and there is a fault green outline

    • @missing2414
      @missing2414 4 года назад +35

      They used Photoshop to hide the. *p a i n*

    • @bbbluff9473
      @bbbluff9473 4 года назад +1

      It is!!

  • @musicalfan358
    @musicalfan358 4 года назад +952

    "Yee-NAW!!"
    (Kurtis Conner has entered the chat-)

    • @Anadamov
      @Anadamov 4 года назад +14

      Yee yee

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 4 года назад

      Hopefully he won't rejoin lmao

    • @omarehab2251
      @omarehab2251 4 года назад

      when i heard that i was like where did i hear that same joke before...?

  • @mekko902
    @mekko902 4 года назад +7632

    I hope Danny realizes that if he ever has children, he's going to receive SO MANY dad saddles as gifts. Mountains.

    • @johnathantest469
      @johnathantest469 4 года назад +298

      Mekko honestly he doesn’t even need to have kids, if he ever opens a P.O. Box it’ll happen too

    • @CM-tr9lf
      @CM-tr9lf 4 года назад +17

      Mekko mountains. Lol

    • @tangerlemon
      @tangerlemon 4 года назад +538

      He'll never have kids, he's a virgin for life despite the wife
      2023 EDIT: I can't believe Danny lied to us...

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 4 года назад +28

      majestic D'addle Mountain

    • @cigarette_ahegao
      @cigarette_ahegao 4 года назад +8

      @@tangerlemon nice

  • @megauwu321
    @megauwu321 Год назад +33

    Man this is one of my favourite videos of Danny's, so insanely funny.

  • @valm5363
    @valm5363 4 года назад +3195

    The way that Danny says "daddy" got rid of both my kink and my daddy issues.

  • @amyolson715
    @amyolson715 4 года назад +833

    The Jeremy renner store is clearly the “human hunting for beginners” line

  • @cryst4lize
    @cryst4lize 4 года назад +999

    love how when they were demonstrating the child riding on a dinasour there was a fucking meteor in the back

    • @berlynborglum8965
      @berlynborglum8965 4 года назад +5

      peachybee oml 😂😂😂

    • @same9969
      @same9969 4 года назад +10

      peachybee Yeah lmao I really thought Danny was gonna talk about that

    • @foxred754
      @foxred754 4 года назад

      1

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 4 года назад +3

      *_Sad chirping Dinosaur noise_*

    • @seanlopez7742
      @seanlopez7742 4 года назад

      Jesus taught that the blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is seminal ejaculation! The super elite that run this world are hybrid demons that look human but need sperm to survive! They created Hollywood and Porn and many other pawns to achieve this evil. Seminal ejaculation is why G-d sent the flood to destroy the people in Noah’s day. And now G-d will send Fire to destroy the USA and the world. The USA is the 2nd beast from revelations. The 7 churches are the bodies 7 chakras. Jesus taught these things including reincarnation and karma but the Pope with the Catholic Church rewrote and perverted. Remember to have a true relationship with G-d is to not ever ejaculate the sperm for it creates and draws demons to men! The point of sex is not ejaculation for it is the sin that got Adam cast out of eden. The point is to do work of Abraham to escape this cycle of reincarnation and the evil one Yaldabaoth who in Greek is Cronos. All religions come from Christ for Abraham Buddha Vishnu Thoth Hermes would tell you this. Please read the pistis Sophia. Gnostic teachings online. Gnostic gospels. The perfect Matrimony and the book of revelations.

  • @phoenix333rises
    @phoenix333rises Год назад +19

    Y'all, Danny is gregnant! Start sending that dad saddle 😅

  • @amagicalduck155
    @amagicalduck155 4 года назад +4880

    "This product will make you hate your wife, and resent your kids!" Jokes on them, my dad does that for free.

  • @sunshinerose2603
    @sunshinerose2603 4 года назад +944

    Trolls: "haha, im jeremy renner"
    Jeremy Renner: gotta throw the whole app away

    • @misspadalecki101
      @misspadalecki101 4 года назад +8

      Jeremy Renner : "do i look like a joke to you?"

    • @clemsfave9508
      @clemsfave9508 4 года назад +4

      U N R E L E A S E D no

    • @muffinzyt9613
      @muffinzyt9613 4 года назад

      EmilyKate exactly

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 года назад +1

      Because Jeremy's such a stud to you huh? He's an effeminate beta and you women have a big lesson coming your way. The alpha uprising is nigh. No girly beta will ever steal our sexy, female prizes again.

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад +2

      Zenigundam I watch Danny because he’s funny, not because I think he’s cute.

  • @CattieRhinne
    @CattieRhinne 4 года назад +364

    That really happy dad's head is edited in. That's not even him.

  • @gyroelongatedpentagonalbip728
    @gyroelongatedpentagonalbip728 3 года назад +32

    9:55 his head looks edited in

    • @rinabell3177
      @rinabell3177 3 года назад +3

      the lighting is way off lol

  • @walterk9916
    @walterk9916 4 года назад +729

    “What is he doing with these bow and arrows” well he is Hawkeye

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 года назад

      Walter K do u reckon that’s actually what it is

    • @tradelikebrad2592
      @tradelikebrad2592 4 года назад

      Walter K ruclips.net/video/_0kLIMPjitw/видео.html

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад

      Commenting to see if someone is a bot

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 4 года назад

      Cracked Emerald what to see if they reply? They are 100 percent a bot

    • @walterk9916
      @walterk9916 4 года назад

      I'm guessing he'd need some training for the role

  • @rachelleredd8803
    @rachelleredd8803 4 года назад +13495

    So, if I counted correctly:
    Danny says 'daddy' 24 times
    He says 'dad' 23 times
    He says 'daddle' 4 times
    The ad says 'daddy' 5 times
    And the ad says 'dad' once.
    Yes I have a problem

  • @kattax69
    @kattax69 4 года назад +886

    Nobody:
    Jeremy renner: this is my favorite knife

  • @Centavoooo
    @Centavoooo 3 года назад +44

    he saidd sus before it was a meme: 12:22

  • @kamarannadi9291
    @kamarannadi9291 4 года назад +1760

    “Yee-haw more like yee-naw” kurtis Conner vibes niceeeee

    • @animetrash6657
      @animetrash6657 4 года назад +64

      Yee yee

    • @buckleupaldc6765
      @buckleupaldc6765 4 года назад +23

      lmao i can imagine him saying that

    • @oraandrews2815
      @oraandrews2815 3 года назад +23

      "How long are these kids riding their daddies?"
      That is something nobody wants to hear out of context

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 года назад +16

      @@oraandrews2815 i dont even want to hear it in context
      *i just dont wanna hear it*

    • @kelseydelaney6632
      @kelseydelaney6632 3 года назад

      he should’ve said “yee-paw”

  • @tinystank
    @tinystank 4 года назад +1402

    Jeremy Renner: * deletes app * *There can only be one JeremyRenner*

    • @cryezxzx8900
      @cryezxzx8900 4 года назад +2

      Nora Lineberger And I am the only one

    • @tylerg.7910
      @tylerg.7910 4 года назад +2

      Nora Lineberger yo nice profile pic

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 4 года назад +3

      Nora Lineberger is that adam and shiro 🥺

    • @tylerg.7910
      @tylerg.7910 4 года назад +1

      keith partovi that’s what I was thinking-

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 4 года назад +2

      this would’ve been 100x better without the nobody

  • @jae4427
    @jae4427 4 года назад +4529

    Context is EVERYTHING.
    "It's not that hard to just... grab on to your dad."
    "I'm sure you could put it on an uncle."
    "Oooh, wow... Sheriff Blue."
    "Just strap it on and take your kids for a ride!"
    "He's actually happy to be playing with his daughter."
    "This dude is getting a creepy amount of joy from crawling around on the floor."
    "All the fun stuff is happening up here. There shouldn't really be anything cool or interesting going on down here. It should really just be tiring and painful what's going on down here."
    "Pony up, daddy! You owe me the ride of my life."
    "Oh, s***, daddy, throw it back! This daddy's really throwin' it back."
    "Just riding one daddy? That's lame. And kids these days are resourceful."
    "And then there's a group of like six harnesses in front that you strap a bunch of daddies into."

    • @user-mq8ci2il8s
      @user-mq8ci2il8s 4 года назад +170

      👁️👄👁️

    • @amruthap6334
      @amruthap6334 4 года назад +36

      😂🌺

    • @xhelixshotx
      @xhelixshotx 4 года назад +730

      I miss the days when "daddy" was just an alternative word for "father".

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 4 года назад +475

      "I'm gonna ride you for hours... happy father's day!"

    • @jae4427
      @jae4427 4 года назад +39

      @@xhelixshotx Ikr

  • @dove-august
    @dove-august 2 года назад +48

    I would like you to know that I laughed at the little “it comes with a bit to put in your dads mouth” part so hard I think I felt acid in my throat digesting my potato chips

  • @specialtea5622
    @specialtea5622 4 года назад +1726

    I literally couldn’t breathe at the whole “throw it back daddy” section lmao. The amount of second hand embarrassment I got from just hearing a person say that was devastating,,,

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +50

      Specialtea
      I got the exact same feeling, equal parts wincing and laughing.

    • @tnemomhurb367
      @tnemomhurb367 4 года назад +22

      I've been watching that like an hour and it doesn't get old

    • @akaviradawn9175
      @akaviradawn9175 4 года назад +5

      I totally lost it 😂

  • @hanaa.rahman2835
    @hanaa.rahman2835 4 года назад +228

    Few months later:
    *Jeremy Renner shuts down his Amazon page*
    Danny: Did I roast him too hard again

  • @Wynnlysm
    @Wynnlysm Год назад +13

    WAIT YALL HE CAN USE THE DADDY SADDLE NOW!! HES PREGGERS WITH A BABY ON THE WAY ❤❤❤❤

  • @txlda
    @txlda 4 года назад +471

    ‘just riding one daddy? that’s lame’ D A N N Y N O

  • @sharrkan9177
    @sharrkan9177 Год назад +5

    8:20 As an uncle with no kids of my own, I'm relieved to hear that I'm safe from the daddle.

  • @BambixLynn
    @BambixLynn 4 года назад +616

    “Like six harnesses in the front that you strap a bunch of daddies into”
    That’s hot

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +26

      Bambix x
      It’s a very specific fetish.

    • @bauhercohollos3457
      @bauhercohollos3457 4 года назад +17

      I'm sure the comercial for this won't be on YT, maybe Red or PornHub under the daddy/twink fetish area.

    • @123shh4
      @123shh4 4 года назад

      SCREAMING

  • @EmilyB-px6vy
    @EmilyB-px6vy 4 года назад +554

    "Pony up, Daaaaddyyyy!"
    Why am I having "Caillou" flashbacks?

    • @megantron1000
      @megantron1000 4 года назад +9

      EmilyB3690 OMLL HAHAHA

    • @Myke_thehuman
      @Myke_thehuman 4 года назад +15

      Omg I haven't thought of that show in years.

    • @miar.2550
      @miar.2550 4 года назад +5

      OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!! I'M DYING!!!!!

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 6 месяцев назад +9

    Now that Danny has a kid he needs to get with drew & kurtis to make the daddy drawn carriage

  • @ryannelson3279
    @ryannelson3279 4 года назад +285

    Even when Danny is trying to be serious he sounds like he is getting ready to make a joke
    And I love it

  • @cameronwalker8530
    @cameronwalker8530 4 года назад +3220

    “riding” “kids” and “daddy” should not go together

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 4 года назад +52

      Whys that? Seems normal to me

    • @laurenjud
      @laurenjud 4 года назад +37

      professional hype girl and boyband enthusiast

    • @cameronwalker8530
      @cameronwalker8530 4 года назад +60

      Laurenljj stop I was young when I put that as my bio 😔😔

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 4 года назад +8

      cameron walker say what.

    • @Justarandomcat2
      @Justarandomcat2 4 года назад +3

      @@sinsoftheswamp8346 probably a inappropriate meaning

  • @B3nBak3r624
    @B3nBak3r624 3 года назад +13

    13:45
    I was thinking more of a greek chariot and bull wip

  • @Michael-wr8ks
    @Michael-wr8ks 4 года назад +380

    "Just riding one dad? That's lame."
    -Greg Leader 2019

    • @dopaminekiss
      @dopaminekiss 4 года назад +5

      I read this at the exact moment he said it

    • @johnperry1269
      @johnperry1269 4 года назад +2

      @@dopaminekiss SAAME

  • @cjb0738
    @cjb0738 4 года назад +836

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jeremy Renner: writes suicide note for his app

    • @skeet6047
      @skeet6047 4 года назад

      CJB 07 this meme sucks

  • @DimaPreo_
    @DimaPreo_ 4 года назад +756

    No one:
    Danny: seductively says *Pony up, daddy*

    • @capnjazzfan0172
      @capnjazzfan0172 4 года назад +5

      *miu profile pic*

    • @dragonyxaa4495
      @dragonyxaa4495 4 года назад +4

      So he’s a bottom....

    • @dragonyxaa4495
      @dragonyxaa4495 4 года назад +3

      ( please imagine it in the voice of Lord Faarquad saying “she’s married to the muffin man” )

    • @ah-kj7jd
      @ah-kj7jd 4 года назад +3

      *penquinZ0 flashbacks*

    • @Michelle-zw6qt
      @Michelle-zw6qt 4 года назад

      Duchess Chérie sooo over this joke y’all need to move on

  • @lizkennedy9876
    @lizkennedy9876 9 месяцев назад +8

    The time has come…pony up Danny

  • @aisharuru6109
    @aisharuru6109 4 года назад +855

    "Pony Up Daddy" sounds like...a Doja Cat's song.
    I want that song, Danny.

    • @tad_5156
      @tad_5156 4 года назад +14

      It does

    • @Jade-ck2db
      @Jade-ck2db 4 года назад +10

      She makes some ummm.. questionable songs. Like "freak" (fr tho check that song out)

    • @PastelPixie99
      @PastelPixie99 4 года назад +13

      lol a song named "pony up danny"

    • @laciewilliams16
      @laciewilliams16 4 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @vegansocks5464
      @vegansocks5464 4 года назад +1

      did you hear the song in the outro?

  • @morganmarsh1276
    @morganmarsh1276 4 года назад +825

    "Jesus man how long are these kids riding their dad for?" - Danny Gonzalez 2019

  • @glamrockmike
    @glamrockmike 7 месяцев назад +4

    pony up time, daddy boy

  • @cherryblossom7110
    @cherryblossom7110 4 года назад +307

    Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a Jeremy Renner Fishing Rod, he’ll eat for the rest of his life🙏🏻

    • @uni_songs7996
      @uni_songs7996 4 года назад

      I liked your comment when it said "100 likes" and expected it to be "101 likes" but thwn it said 117 so it glitched lol

    • @aden55
      @aden55 4 года назад +1

      DEEP

  • @maieen2665
    @maieen2665 4 года назад +1166

    *”Jeremy Renner” Count:* 27
    *”Jeremy” Count:* 12
    *”Renner” Count:* 1
    *”Daddy/Daddies” Count:* 24 (27 w/ outro song)
    *”Dad(s)” Count:* 24
    *”Pony up, Daddy” Count:* 13

    • @lilwil386
      @lilwil386 4 года назад +20

      Maieen Thank you for this

    • @myra2814
      @myra2814 4 года назад +10

      why-

    • @hatsxcx
      @hatsxcx 4 года назад +8

      caiwin smh why not

    • @user-kd9qk7ij2j
      @user-kd9qk7ij2j 4 года назад

      So your saying he can say Jeremy and renner together 27 times but only 1 and 12 times separate??Boi your trippin

    • @fernandolomas6635
      @fernandolomas6635 4 года назад

      @@user-kd9qk7ij2j vs f ba bus vs fv grs byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grs c grew bt

  • @anthonysperato6991
    @anthonysperato6991 4 года назад +770

    Me to my uncle “ pony up daddy”
    My uncle *uh, do I look -*

  • @SadGirlHours_
    @SadGirlHours_ 4 месяца назад +3

    Idk what it is but on nights I can’t sleep I put on old Danny videos and he puts me out

  • @crustitoad8175
    @crustitoad8175 4 года назад +239

    "we put the SAD in Saddle"

    • @rhi2021
      @rhi2021 3 года назад +2

      My kind of saddle

  • @MindGrublin
    @MindGrublin 9 месяцев назад +4

    You gotta get that daddle Saddle now Danny, it doesn't even matter if you flim using it just tell us how your son/daughter reacted/thinks of it