I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly
Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅 Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff
can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged
@@yikes5683 They probably are aware of that, they just don’t give a shit about the well being of workers (especially considering they can make more money by screwing us over). Capitalism bad :/
Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt
i’m watching it right now. i don’t think i’ve ever noticed this part of the video, idk why, but I just don’t remember it. But anyway, my siblings and I play roblox a lot and i really wish i could teach him how to play, because it’s so funny just watching him struggle. i want to help him 😭
@@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions
@@tester1991 What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.
They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart
There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times
I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.
Imagine your mom telling you she’s going to Walmart and then she just stands in the living room with a vr headset on, moving her hands as if she’s grabbing items and placing them in her cart.
When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.
Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back
@@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.
Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit
Not even mentioning that a lot of stores at least in the states have tiny, child-sized shopping carts with plastic banners that say "customer in training". That should have been the red flag that got legislation on top of this but we all know the gov mostly serves corporations rather than citizens.
That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.
As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months
@@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...
I wanna believe that Netflix was trying to find ways to keep Noah Schnapp busy so he didn't keep talking and were like "Just do this Walmart thing PLEASE"
Imagine working at Walmart HQ and they show you this horrible dystopian simulation that probably cost millions to make, and your boss is standing there smiling at you waiting for you to be like “I love it! So futuristic! People will shop at Walmart more now!” And you have to decide if it’s worth it to tell the truth
After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl
fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail
@@finnpeders02 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.
@@finnpeders02 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old
speaking of dystopian walmarts: all 3 of the walmarts in my town replaced ALL of their cashiers with self-checkout lines, the employees are literally only there to fulfill online pickup orders and if you try to talk to a single one of them they either look at you like YOU'RE the weird one for asking an employee where the yogurt is OR like they've been a ghost for 500 years and you're the first person who has ever been able to see them
Kinda why I refuse to use self checkout lines honestly because this is exactly what it's been leading to and I'd rather not contribute to it if i don't have to, it sounds just as off putting as I imagined it.
I can't remember the last time I used a regular checkout at Walmart/Target all my local stores have been replaced as well. Kinda cool since my anxious ass can just grab some trading cards and not interact with anyone at all, but I'm not down for this or support it. So yeah it's sad.
@@donovanfaust3227 what's the downside of what they just described? cashiering is the worst thing on the entire planet. i'd rather be pulling from shelves. what you should be asking is why wages aren't going up for the workers, and that stagnants with or without self checkouts.
Yup. I went to the Hatfield walmart recently and there were 200 foot self checkout lines with all the available employees congregating at the front and talking while chaos insued. I was so mad I just left my cart and walked out the door.
@@viiviviviiv Just means less jobs, companies are all about profit and getting as much labour for as little as they can. I've definitely seen staff counts go down when self checkout is implemented largely
After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time
@@ledzeppelinrestores Well Walmart doesn’t even exist on Portugal or Angola, is extremely minor in Brazil and Mozambique, and I honestly don’t think they’d release their metaverse on Cape Verde, East Timor or something lol (not downplaying them, just that it’d seem unproductive to me)
@@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)
The VR headset in the Walmart makes me laugh so much because I imagine you actually have a cart and every time you add something to it in the VR, some employee just bolts to grab the item from the shelf and throw it into the cart for you, so when you take off the headset your cart’s full and you just have to check out
I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.
16:48 genuinely thought at first the person who answered danny had the username “kandanceplayz” as in “can dance plays?” and their entire goal was to let people know if they could or couldn’t dance in any given roblox game
Watching that dystopian walmart vr clip felt like getting a glimpse into a circle of purgatory. Like if you die at a grocery store, you get sent to this weird walmart limbo and are never allowed to leave, you just have to shop forever while your groceries disappear as you buy them and then you have to get more. So yeah thats gonna haunt my dreams now thanks
Added incentive, you have a starving family waiting for you at home-- therefore, you can't just stop shopping or refuse to participate in the endless cycle.
Agreed about the hovering assistant. Please just let me roam in the void by myself please and choose my own products. "A family size bag of peanut butter M&Ms? We don't have any record of you having a family." No no no. Danny's face at 6:11 says it all.
Years ago I've talked with a developer working on an IoT project who told me the result of the very first study they did on the subject was that costumers will never accept a product tat feels patronizing. The AI should help them with theur decisions, not make decisions for them. This was in 2014. Weird how that message still hasn't come across.
The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us
yeah, my reoccuring nightmare from when i was very young was that i was in a liminal space city and that the floor would be filled with shapes that it would hurt if i stepped on them, they would sink into the ground and i would run through the street and then they would appear and id be stuck
I had Walmart nightmares too! The most common one was the Walmart was endless and all the Halloween decorations had come to life, so I grabbed a shotgun from the gun section and was protecting my mother trying to fight our way to the exit. I woke up before we got out.
Danny's chat at 17:25 "that seems like a huge oversight on walmarts part. I'm tanking their stock price for this" is highly good and should be recognized.
also the girl at 17:30 that said she tried to dance and it didnt work, thats because the command is /e dance not e/dance , u can dance in walmart land 😭 she lied to danny
Lmfao they didn't even bother to put him on a set of anything. The lighting is terrible, he seems completely disaffected, I bet he filmed it on an iphone set up on a tripod
i wish theyd greenscreened him so the background was actually walmart land. not because it would make it better but just because it would look really funny
@@kimym9270 I strongly suspect he was showing his worst takes for comedy. Not that he didn't really fail a lot, just that he chose to show only the more comical mess-ups instead of the understandable ones.
With his glasses, long buzzcut, and one color T shirt he looks like every 5 year old I have ever seen. This was probably the point but I’m just impressed that he managed to get it so accurate.
13:22 like 1 year ago the death sound i the volume changer sound was Oof, and now roblox changer it to the sound i sometimes Heard in my parents bedroom.
I am at school for Fashion Design, and we all have to take a course where each week we write a short paper about contemporary designers/brands that belong to whatever that week’s topic is. (accessibility, bridal, sustainability, couture, etc.) One week the topic was “Metaverse/NFTs”. Every other sentence of research had me needing a lie-down. To sum up, I was just sitting there when my roommate, also a design major, cried out in grief “GUCCI TOWN?!?” That’s right folks, Walmartland is small pebbles.
That sounds so awful! Ugh. This whole Walmartland thing was just gross to me, and pretending that it's not blatantly advertising to children is just ew.
I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy Edited to change a word because I messed up lol
Walmart thinking that VR shopping would look more like physical shopping instead of something completely different like a digital catalog reminds me of people in the past thinking that “the future of mobility” will be a metal horse pulling a carriage, instead of a “car”.
And the funniest thing is that these digital catalogues already exist 😂 It's just called online shopping, and is 100x more efficient than pushing a virtual cart, grabbing virtual items, while a virtual assistant is telling you what else you should buy
The fridge knowing what you have seems like a plot point I'd expect in a murder novel, like the killer has to store the body but needs to find a vintage fridge bc the modern ones will alert the police 😭
That sounds like a hilarious dark comedy. Like, a group of people accidentally killed a man. And they have no idea what to do with the body, so it just becomes a similar situation in Weekend At Bernie’s, but it’s the group having to find a “vintage” fridge. At one point, one of the main characters just pretends to be an inspector to check a bunch of people’s fridges, but (because this is a dystopian future) that character has to pretend to be a human AI or smth
I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopian and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.
I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will
fun fact, bonobo behavior is probably very similar to the behavior of our early ancestors! and yes, they have sex all the time with everyone. straight sex, lesbian sex, gay sex (aka “pen1s jousting”). they don’t discriminate!
You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use. My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!! I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .
I actually audibly laughed, out loud, in the young shopper birth scene when it cut to the father staring at his hands as the cart decends into walmart hell.
Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 Might want to have that checked out? Maybe your perception of apathy is indicative of something more serious underlying. Might want to check that out......
If you go to Walmart virtually then you'll miss out on that delicious stale cigarette smell as you walk into a real Walmart, and that's really a touch of charm I can't let go of.
‼️Don't forget all the colorful locals! It's not a Walmart without a morbidly obese person dressed in comically small clothes while riding the Walmart scooter. Ofc honking wildly at anyone who gets too close.
As someone who can’t do anything in VR without getting insanely nauseous, I absolutely cannot wait to virtually shop at Walmart while feeling horrible!
Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!
I have, embarassingly, played Roblox for the last 9 years and it's always funny to see people try it out for the first time because it unironically is really fucking confusing
I think it's weird that it's so far removed from the standards set by most videogames. The kids that grow up with Roblox are about to be so confused by any other game.
Genuinely didn’t know it had even existed for 9 years. Has it changed much since it was made? Because the interface and graphics have that look of being designed around 2010
@@daneroberts1996 Roblox was first made in 2005 and it was VERY different back then, there wasn't even smooth terrain to put to perspective, however I only started playing in 2014, and it hasn't changed drastically since then outside from an in-app home screen added coupled with the website and some icons changing, none of the UI stuff that was already has changed that much
That thing about the smartfridge and already having a gallon of milk just absolutely slays me. This is in the _metaverse_ and you're not actually _at_ Walmart, if you're wondering whether you already have milk you can just take the headset off and _look in the fridge yourself_ to find out! Who the hell needs their smart devices to tell them what's going on in their house when they're already _in_ the house? Am I supposed to never take my headset off? Do I just live in the metaverse now and have trusted family members or neighbors feed me the food I order from Walmart while I spend 100% of my time shopping online? Do they really think this meta-Walmart is so goshdamn engaging that I'd rather have a digital assistant log into my fridge to tell me about my milk situation when I could just pause the program and stretch my legs for a minute by going to check? I've heard of a solution in search of a problem before, but this is a new one on me: a non-solution in search of a non-problem.
right? a smart fridge or storage would be smart if I was at the store and not sure if I actually have something at home. it makes no sense if I'm at home and just too lazy to look
Imagine if you're somewhere else like an airbnb and you need milk but your roommates have already gotten milk and the metaverse keeps yelling at you that you already have milk
This probably started as an tiny AR concept that got way too much budget diverted to it, so more and more nonsense got grafted on to make it look less like embezzlement.
The ironic thing about making the assistant a full on human model instead of a disembodied voice, is that the people who want a full on human hovering around them the whole time are probably not going to be on metaverse, and those that are shopping online are probably either heavily socially anxious or want a more ‘futuristic’ experience
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Definitely, heck I even have ideas right now of what they could do with it. Maybe have the employee ai lady start telling you to grab increasingly disturbing things and not to go down aisle 6 but when you do anyway, there's something awful there and she starts to chase you, or something.
I work with the blind and visually impaired and I can see how the “assistant shopper” could be helpful if it identified items, disclosed prices, and provided info on what was included in each aisle. But it doesn’t look like that was their market or considered when they did the creepy commercial 😂
@@JenSell1626 it would be more accessible and useful as some form of AR. This ultimately could allow for anyone with a capable device to get help from the automated employee on a wide range of customer oriented concerns.
That's the thing with a lot metaverse, and AI technologies - they could very well be suited to address accessibility needs, but you know humanities are irrelevant to STEM after all
One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare
I wish I had to go somewhere very often to be remembered and recognized... people always remember me for some reason even if I've only shopped somewhere once. I don't have green hair or anything weird like that, so I do not know why. Man, I wish I could be sort of anonymous.
I used to have such bad social anxiety that I once paid for something, then started walking away without my change. The very thought that someone would ask if I needed help filled me with enough dread that I wouldn't go in some stores. Now I'm like it's kind of neat being recognized at my favorite ramen/sushi place. "It's good to see you again" "thank you, the food is great as usual" Sometimes I'll wear a collar and tail out in public, and I'm far less concerned if people look or say something.
thats how i feel about my local sonic. one day the girl said "oh you aren't on your usual side" and now everytime i think about going i'm like "oh my god they all think i'm terrible for eating here so often" like i think its sweet that she's recognized me but at the same time pls i just want cheesesticks
I think people also forget though that like, the workers are also people. I know from experience that seeing someone come in that you recognize not only makes it easier on my own anxiety but it also makes it so much easier for me to feel like I'm a real person and that people actually don't despise speaking to me and etc. It's obviously just my own anxieties but if I said recognized someone and they never came back I would think that I'd done something or that I looked so horrid that they never came back. Lol
I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol
It's like how mature websites would only put that the ' Are you 18+ ' on the front page as if someone under 18 was just gonna be like ' Oh no of course not I'm sorry I'll leave ' kids are just going to lie if there's no way to prove that they aren't born in 1895 when they try to buy a bottle of vodka or something.
Me too 🥲! Also I imagine after they said to pick up your car and Danny realized that maybe your supposed to be in Walmart for this … I couldn’t help but to picture like a resident evil umbrella type Walmart where there are like hundreds of people with headsets on in a white room and cords going back to the Walmart main frame 🫣(where you can never leave)🤣
The only way I can imagine a Walmart vr experience being fun is if you could just run around the store and mess around with the items however you please, but somehow I can't imagine them going for that
I've been in a vr chat server where they roleplay as Walmart customers and employees. It's pretty crazy to pretend to look for diet keto-friendly wheat milk while a irish sounding Ugandan knuckles is trying to explain such a thing doesnt exist and american midwestern hatsune miku and a Portuguese/Brazilian captain America are flirting at the cashiers holding up the line. There used to also be another walmart that let you shoot up said Walmart and gave you points for shooting the mannequins. But I met 5 identical master chiefs there that enforced a no violence police despite pretty much every corner giving away free loaded Ak-47s and hand grenades.
"How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."
It’s especially dystopian because they’re like “here let the robot deliver it to your car!” And show you a fake drone delivering it to your car while in real life, a struggling, overworked, single parent is lugging it out to the car
@@thatfuzzypotato1877 It sucks because if you say no they either insist or you risk them getting mad for denying them their hero moment. So you have to take the tip just to give it to your manager to give to the company. Meanwhile the dipshits are like “I just paid that guy’s rent” for tipping a dollar and 20 cents.
Having a separate “universe of play” that is distinct from the virtual shopping part of this initiative is 1000% the digital equivalent of having one of those playgrounds that are in IKEAs, Chick-fil-A’s, and McDonald’s 😂
Walmart lighting always makes me feel like a bug trapped in a ceiling light but this? It's like a dystopian lab where they do cruel genetic experiments on pasta
I was in Walmart one time, and I saw Danny. He sprinted toward me and proceeded to crush my trachea and break both of my pinky fingers. I was lying on the ground and he screamed “PUT THE MILK BACK”. It was such a Danny thing to do LOL 😂
Huh, you know that last part would be great on a shirt 🤔 if only there were niche shirts like that. Why, if we had that; I might buy them for my family and friends!
I love how there's not a button or anything at the top to play the Netflix trivia and you have to venture on a quest through Walmart Land instead to find Noah Schnapp and play Netflix trivia with him
My life instantly changed for the better since I became GREG. The sun is shining, birds are singing and I have a renewed sense of vigor. Thanks Danny! You’re an Angel!
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"We just talked to your smartfridge and it told us you're ugly" is one of the most frightening statements I have ever heard.
BROOO😭😭
“After consulting thoroughly with your smart fridge, we have determined you are unfortunately ugly.”
my family’s smart fridge has a tablet on it and it listens into our conversations, and will literally randomly respond to us talking-
This makes me not want a smart fridge.
@@magotbeIIi that's terrifying wtf
I love that the whole point of the metaverse is to not interact with people by not being in a real Walmart, yet they made an employee talk to you constantly
It's so uncomfortable
you aren't interacting with the floating woman, you are just listening to what she has to say
Corporations don't understand that we employees don't want to talk to customers either 😅
Most of us just want to focus and get our shit done and go home without having to stop constantly and help people find stuff
can you imagine having to pick up like.... hemorrhoid cream and just seeing S.A.M.'s face watching you as you use your digital hand to drag it to your cart
i know she's not real but i would always feel like i'm being judged
@@yikes5683 They probably are aware of that, they just don’t give a shit about the well being of workers (especially considering they can make more money by screwing us over). Capitalism bad :/
Seeing Danny Gonzalez investigate Roblox is like seeing a wounded deer investigate a theme park. No matter what you happens you know he’s going to get hurt
is this meant to be a reference to his video about the stanley hotel and what he describes shane dawson as
@@WxczutTHAGS WHAG I WAS THINKINHW
this a reference to the stanely hotel video?
@@Annathebelle123 yes
i’m watching it right now. i don’t think i’ve ever noticed this part of the video, idk why, but I just don’t remember it. But anyway, my siblings and I play roblox a lot and i really wish i could teach him how to play, because it’s so funny just watching him struggle. i want to help him 😭
the most unrealistic part of this metaverse is the fact that their shelves are fully stocked and all the items are in the right place
As a former Walmart employee, can confirm
and nobody left a half empty coffee on the shelves
edit: why do people like replies? /genq
@@chappellroanmemes and nobody opened somethin to eat it halfway then put it back
And nobody left an empty bottle of over-the-counter drugs at the back of the shelf
and no kids are screaming or crying
The random person in the Roblox chat answering Danny's questions is the type of person that is the backbone of society.
Its most likley a grown man trying to catfish children...
@@VetoBlazer how the hell did you come to that conclusion?
@@thatdemoninthecar it's roblox, no kid would ever stay in a walmart shopping game for more than 10 seconds let alone chat and answer stranger's questions
@@tester1991 What makes you think a grown man would go to a Walmart shopping game (which you said no kid would ever stay in for more than 10 seconds) specifically to catfish children? What makes you think there is not a single person under the age of like 18 on Roblox that might want to help another person? They did not try to contact Danny in any other way than the Roblox public chat.
@@tester1991 idk man my 10 year old sister definitely would play In a Walmart land lobby lmaooo
Walmart referring to children as Young Shoppers feels so dystopian it's actually hilarious
They are young shoppers. Being in there in the metaverse makes them shoppers, and they are young. They arent implying they are going to be forced to grow up to shop at walmart
@@melody3741 Just refer to children as children??????? It does imply Walmart only sees children as more potential customers To profit off of
I need to admit that the context here completely changes this and this is terrifying
@@melody3741 Children in a VR Walmart does not make them young shoppers...
Future consumers
Danny and his wife are gonna have a young shopper of their own soon. Congrats 🎉
There is no way in my wildest dreams as a kid I would have imagined fast forwarding to 2022 and watching a video on a tiny computer in my hand with Danny declaring he doesn't want Walmart talking to his fridge behind his back and me realizing that's a valid concern that some people have to have in these weird times
Holy fuck
Frfr. I was born in the 80s this shit is wild.
You were born in 2010 stfu
@@snavisTM What gave you that idea? I was born in the 80s
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I feel like corporations are forgetting that normal people DON’T want this virtual dystopia that they seem to think humanity is heading towards. We all actively don’t want that.
Its not like we have any control over it anyways
Walmart is following the "We don't understand it, but it could be the inevitable future, so we will mess around with it" policy
shareholder stuff? idk man :(
That’s why they’re advertising to children and not normal, sentient adults
Yeah, kinda like living without USB ports... 😔
Imagine your mom telling you she’s going to Walmart and then she just stands in the living room with a vr headset on, moving her hands as if she’s grabbing items and placing them in her cart.
This took me out hahahahah
sounds like a concept on f95z
I thought nation wide was my side :(
Calling kids "young consumers" is what I expect the big bad robot from a science fiction book to call kids
Nah, it would just call them biofuel...
@@greenalien5509Man I’m dead 💀
lego movie type beat
that pfp is cute, sauce plox
toontown villain esque
Wow, Danny couldn't find what he was looking for, got angry, and witnessed a fight. This really is an authentic Walmart experience
When I was working at Walmart we weren't allowed to fight the customers, but I'm happy to hear the company is finally listening to the requests of its employees.
Every time I go to Walmart I never get helped properly, if you do get them to help they go away for like a half hour and you're lucky if they ever come back
what employees, when you quit they said F it and went to nothing but self checkouts lol
@@bakedthepotato5489 What kind of help do you ask for? If you're one of those "can you check in the back?" people, I have no sympathy for you.
@@trikitrikitriki No I ask basic things. Such as "Can you unlock the SD card rack for me?"
@@bakedthepotato5489 Oh I might be able to explain that. Obviously this isn't always the case, but this was the case for me. I would often be asked to unlock things by customers even though I didn't have the keys. So I would go look for the person with the keys or look for someone with a walkie talkie who could summon the person with the keys, usually my manager. Because customers usually caught me in the middle of doing something, I would go back to whatever I was doing. I had no way of knowing if the person with the keys ever showed up.
Young shoppers... the only phrase that could possibly make it more clear how they value people based solely upon how much of which products they buy would be calling them "Undeveloped Consumers" or some shit
Not even mentioning that a lot of stores at least in the states have tiny, child-sized shopping carts with plastic banners that say "customer in training". That should have been the red flag that got legislation on top of this but we all know the gov mostly serves corporations rather than citizens.
😆"Undeveloped Consumers"... You are a marketing GENIUS!
That's how retail and marketing works. They put people into demographic groups and market/sell to those groups. The cold and calculating logic of extracting profit.
"Future Income Targets"
“Closed wallets”
as a Walmart employee, the amount of times I heard Noah schnapp advertising this game on the Walmart radio was insane
For some reason when I read this like there was only *the* Walmart radio. Like it was an entity within itself that Walmart worships
@@placeholderdoe ALL HAIL THE GREAT WALMART RADIO!
As a former employee, I thank God every day I no longer have to hear walmart radio. Literally made me viscerally angry hearing the same like 15 songs every day for months and months
GIVE ME BACK THE SKITTLES
@@emilyb.8219 I feel this way about Sirius XM Christmas and 60s at 6. Lollipop and Africa every fucking day through the year, then a thousand versions of the same six songs all from Thanksgiving to New Years. I loved the store I worked in but I'll never understand why Dancing in the Moonlight came on once a week while the shitty songs played at least once a day...
I wanna believe that Netflix was trying to find ways to keep Noah Schnapp busy so he didn't keep talking and were like "Just do this Walmart thing PLEASE"
"you already have a full gallon of milk put the milk back!!" YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MILK I DRINK
They will!
*the smartfridge… it knows.*
theyre in cahoots with the chip surgically implanted into your body at birth and now they know everything about you and your diet
Your fridge has betrayed you they already know
your fridge told them your average milk consumption rate
Imagine working at Walmart HQ and they show you this horrible dystopian simulation that probably cost millions to make, and your boss is standing there smiling at you waiting for you to be like “I love it! So futuristic! People will shop at Walmart more now!” And you have to decide if it’s worth it to tell the truth
Poor employee watched thier salary go down in the drain for this
fr
I would start crying
Why bald?
Who still shops at Walmart?
7:25 had me dying laughing with the father staring at the shopping cart going thru the floor lmao
danny looks like a military dad finally coming home to his children and trying to find a way to connect with them
I’m so glad somebody finally noticed the hair
certified r/oddlyspecific moment
As a military child I can confirm that he has the military dad haircut
@@jaydenpierre4611 cause he made a video about it
That sounds so sad for the dad
After briefly working in sales, I'm convinced they're from another planet. The people who make those "shopping experiences" think people want a person constantly talking to them and can't comprehend someone who wouldn't like that, even when you tell them directly. They 100% wanted that whole hologram guide thing irl
fr. i've actually found that leaving people alone until they make it clear that they need/want help is actually better for business than constantly being on someone's tail
@@finnpeders02 yeah, like, do they not understand that people don't like being treated like a child lol
ok
@@finnpeders02 I think it varies from person to person, but generally I've found older people want to be talked to, younger people want to be left alone. But also old people are the first ones to lose their shit if you mess up at all.
@@finnpeders02 yeah, i’m english and the fact that workers in america constantly welcome you in, talk to you ,follow you, pack YOUR shopping for you etc is so weird to me?? it might be because english people (probably just europeans in general) are just very closed off, but i would literally never go shopping if any of that happened here lmao, i’m not a 9 year old
speaking of dystopian walmarts: all 3 of the walmarts in my town replaced ALL of their cashiers with self-checkout lines, the employees are literally only there to fulfill online pickup orders and if you try to talk to a single one of them they either look at you like YOU'RE the weird one for asking an employee where the yogurt is OR like they've been a ghost for 500 years and you're the first person who has ever been able to see them
Kinda why I refuse to use self checkout lines honestly because this is exactly what it's been leading to and I'd rather not contribute to it if i don't have to, it sounds just as off putting as I imagined it.
I can't remember the last time I used a regular checkout at Walmart/Target all my local stores have been replaced as well. Kinda cool since my anxious ass can just grab some trading cards and not interact with anyone at all, but I'm not down for this or support it. So yeah it's sad.
@@donovanfaust3227 what's the downside of what they just described? cashiering is the worst thing on the entire planet. i'd rather be pulling from shelves. what you should be asking is why wages aren't going up for the workers, and that stagnants with or without self checkouts.
Yup. I went to the Hatfield walmart recently and there were 200 foot self checkout lines with all the available employees congregating at the front and talking while chaos insued. I was so mad I just left my cart and walked out the door.
@@viiviviviiv Just means less jobs, companies are all about profit and getting as much labour for as little as they can. I've definitely seen staff counts go down when self checkout is implemented largely
After watching the video back, I have concluded that Danny gets the coins in walmart land from a badge that he earns from riding the monorail for the first time
My hero
i feel like that walmart vr experience could've been a real cool horror concept
like that one ikea scp
like the walmart fear comic on tumblr
Vr instacart employee horror game.
"your Samsung smart fridge told me you already have a decapitated head bleeding out into your food, would you like to put this one back?"
@@nongshimrizzforce XD YES
I was cracking up throughout the fake walkthrough. The cart and tv taking off to their new lives while we are left trapped in Walmart, truly dystopian
👆
same bro same
Also, why did it have instructions in Portuguese
@@betoh7140 IDK maybe because it was introduced in another country first idrk
@@ledzeppelinrestores Well Walmart doesn’t even exist on Portugal or Angola, is extremely minor in Brazil and Mozambique, and I honestly don’t think they’d release their metaverse on Cape Verde, East Timor or something lol (not downplaying them, just that it’d seem unproductive to me)
Danny and drew both doing drastically strange things with their hair so people can finally tell them apart
Now lets wait for kurtboy to like straighten his hair or smth
@@vakarebaranauskaite6691 NEVER
What are you talking about? Drew dyed his hair and then it fell off which is why it’s short here
@@Starsim99 😂
@@jodie6039 how is that funny, it’s quite sad actually. how could you make fun of such a real thing (the joke is that danny’s hair fell out and i “believed it”)
17:53 thats.... literally the easiest obby ive ever seen
The VR headset in the Walmart makes me laugh so much because I imagine you actually have a cart and every time you add something to it in the VR, some employee just bolts to grab the item from the shelf and throw it into the cart for you, so when you take off the headset your cart’s full and you just have to check out
LMAOO
Sounds like a gamw
LMAO
This is hilarious lmaoo
Honestly, it's not even in the top 10 of worst things Walmart makes employees do
Danny's continued hatred of smart fridges is inspiring. What it inspires, I wouldn't like to say.
We all know you beat up the pink fridge from Billion Surprise Toys in the back of an alley.
Return the monstrocity to its next of kin please.
it reminds me of drew and his sleep pod ngl
It inspires hatred
I don't get why people would care if you fridge knows what you have in stock. It actually sounds like one of the only decent uses for smart appliances.
Say it.
I had a nightmare about a never ending walmart that stretched on endlessly and it still wasn't as mind-numbingly fucking terrifying as this
Like the Ikea SCP
@@pinkpeppers5580 thought of exactly this haha😂
@@pinkpeppers5580 I was about to comment that, you beat me to it.
CURSE YOU PINK THE PEPPER
Scp 3008
@@VVesteria NYEH HEH HEH!!! I HAVE DEFEATED THE ARTIST OF AMATURE!!!
16:48 genuinely thought at first the person who answered danny had the username “kandanceplayz” as in “can dance plays?” and their entire goal was to let people know if they could or couldn’t dance in any given roblox game
Watching that dystopian walmart vr clip felt like getting a glimpse into a circle of purgatory. Like if you die at a grocery store, you get sent to this weird walmart limbo and are never allowed to leave, you just have to shop forever while your groceries disappear as you buy them and then you have to get more. So yeah thats gonna haunt my dreams now thanks
Black mirror episode
Sounds lovely!
@@sooahnim naw
Added incentive, you have a starving family waiting for you at home-- therefore, you can't just stop shopping or refuse to participate in the endless cycle.
It would make for a good Backrooms level.
Agreed about the hovering assistant. Please just let me roam in the void by myself please and choose my own products. "A family size bag of peanut butter M&Ms? We don't have any record of you having a family." No no no. Danny's face at 6:11 says it all.
"Are you going to eat that? All of it?"
"Your smart fridge told us you already had half a pie today. Are you sure you need those M&Ms?"
"And you're buying two packs of Mountain Dew? Your fridge didn't alert us that you're having a party anytime soon"
Years ago I've talked with a developer working on an IoT project who told me the result of the very first study they did on the subject was that costumers will never accept a product tat feels patronizing. The AI should help them with theur decisions, not make decisions for them. This was in 2014. Weird how that message still hasn't come across.
@@juliamavroidi8601 It's full r/boringdystopia out there now.
ah yes, shaming people for eating: the vr experience
The Walmart VR shopping experience very closely resembles a reoccurring nightmare I would have as a child of going shopping with my mom in a grocery store floating in nothingness with a vampire sales associate chasing us
You had some weird freaking nightmares dude - my most frequent nightmare involved a T Rex chasing me on my way to school!
My nightmare was getting consumed by a wall of flame in a fifth grade classroom ❤
yeah, my reoccuring nightmare from when i was very young was that i was in a liminal space city and that the floor would be filled with shapes that it would hurt if i stepped on them, they would sink into the ground and i would run through the street and then they would appear and id be stuck
I had Walmart nightmares too! The most common one was the Walmart was endless and all the Halloween decorations had come to life, so I grabbed a shotgun from the gun section and was protecting my mother trying to fight our way to the exit. I woke up before we got out.
21:57 my job is terrible but at least it's not recording myself asking netflix trivia questions for a corporate dystopia in a children's video game
This actually made me appreciate my really boring desk job a lot. Thank you
Danny playing roblox is like my grandpa googling "google" each time he wants to search something
If there’s no search results, it ain’t Google! /s
@Enthusiastic Aizawa back in my day you had to type out the full URL, one letter at a time
Kids today don't know how easy they have it
i used to know kids in school who did that 😭 i had to try so hard not to make fun of them lol
@@mammoneymelon why is it hard for you to not make fun of people 💀🙏????
@@mammoneymelon making fun of someone for that is crazy
Danny's chat at 17:25 "that seems like a huge oversight on walmarts part. I'm tanking their stock price for this" is highly good and should be recognized.
thank you
also the girl at 17:30 that said she tried to dance and it didnt work, thats because the command is /e dance not e/dance , u can dance in walmart land 😭 she lied to danny
Read my name
@@aru-YT they would never
@@aru-YT no! How dare they :0 /s
Noah is such a good actor, he managed to read lines for Walmartland with a straight face
probably took 19 takes
@@hornacle Him and Millie definitely laughed about this a lot lol
I am
ok
Lmfao they didn't even bother to put him on a set of anything. The lighting is terrible, he seems completely disaffected, I bet he filmed it on an iphone set up on a tripod
11:55 as someone who has played roblox for like 8 years its so weird seeing someone not know what an obby is
I love Danny's impeccable ability to drop "daddy" in seemingly every video he uploads
What’s the problem with him saying his name in every video?
Bitch, he got them long socks
Underneath his brown crocs
Drinking whiskey on rocks
0:34
@@PetrichorPal thank u for this noble deed
@@huffing_metal The timestamp is the grasp onto the SWORD of *”DADDY”.*
Danny losing his mind over a Walmart game in Roblox with a buzz cut is something I never thought I would see in my lifetime💀
In my opinion danny looks better with a buzzcit
@@Daniel90skid old haircut is better tbh
@@neon5729 alright you're opinion
@@Daniel90skid cool👍🏻
not on your bingo card for 2022?
''Noah Schnapp is hosting a game in Walmart Land'' is an insane sentence
i wish theyd greenscreened him so the background was actually walmart land. not because it would make it better but just because it would look really funny
Danny purposely pissing off someone that’s very likely a kid is way too hilarious 😂
I want more of that 😄
young shopper *
@@LavroseRovender or young gamer
TRIGGERING a Young shopper!! (GONE WRONG)
He’s played the game for like an hour and has already discovered the most fun thing on the app
Danny stuggling in an obstacle course for children is funny as hell
tbf the obbys can be hard. you cant sprint or anything so you're always going the same speed.
@@lassaing true but that one was easy😭 he just jumped too early and far away from the edge
I want to see Danny play tower of hell. Or any other Roblox game really, I think it would be fun
@@kimym9270 I strongly suspect he was showing his worst takes for comedy. Not that he didn't really fail a lot, just that he chose to show only the more comical mess-ups instead of the understandable ones.
So true now I want to see him play more roblox games 😂
With his glasses, long buzzcut, and one color T shirt he looks like every 5 year old I have ever seen. This was probably the point but I’m just impressed that he managed to get it so accurate.
bro fr tho
Johnny johnny cosplay
It looks good tho
True gamer look
@@superxxamadeus4098 next time on Danny Gonzalez: yes papa cosplay
13:22 like 1 year ago the death sound i the volume changer sound was Oof, and now roblox changer it to the sound i sometimes Heard in my parents bedroom.
oh!
yeah its sad
I am at school for Fashion Design, and we all have to take a course where each week we write a short paper about contemporary designers/brands that belong to whatever that week’s topic is. (accessibility, bridal, sustainability, couture, etc.) One week the topic was “Metaverse/NFTs”. Every other sentence of research had me needing a lie-down. To sum up, I was just sitting there when my roommate, also a design major, cried out in grief “GUCCI TOWN?!?” That’s right folks, Walmartland is small pebbles.
LMAOOOO i go to fashion school too and they keep making us talk about the metaverse too it's the worst
GUCCI TOWN.....I'm praying for you and your roomie
@@amandaaaa how do u get into fashion school? i wanna go for fashion journalism and idk where to start 😭 im 16
That sounds so awful! Ugh. This whole Walmartland thing was just gross to me, and pretending that it's not blatantly advertising to children is just ew.
nevermind
its so hilarious to me how danny manually searched for the game instead of just searching up the name
Djunglskog ❤
@@papertowel1484 so true
The Game?
He really hasn’t played roblox before has he
@@papertowel1484 isnt thag the ikea bear
Watching Danny fail horribly at probably one of the easiest obbies I’ve ever seen is hilarious
right like😭
truly he is the platonic ideal of a baconhair
Ikr
I reverted back to when I was a kid playing Roblox and it stressed me out because that obby was so mf easy
Edited to change a word because I messed up lol
This 🤣
Walmart thinking that VR shopping would look more like physical shopping instead of something completely different like a digital catalog reminds me of people in the past thinking that “the future of mobility” will be a metal horse pulling a carriage, instead of a “car”.
And the funniest thing is that these digital catalogues already exist 😂 It's just called online shopping, and is 100x more efficient than pushing a virtual cart, grabbing virtual items, while a virtual assistant is telling you what else you should buy
"Refrigerator, Refrigerator" "Yes, Walmart?" "Do you have Milk Jug?" "No, Walmart" "Telling lies?" "No, Walmart" "Open your door" "Ha Ha Ha"
Why tf is this not a top comment lmfao
@@Nitrolord It wasn't early 😔
the poor refrigerator has more trauma now
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can hear it in my head. I sang it aloud too. It fits so perfectly
The fridge knowing what you have seems like a plot point I'd expect in a murder novel, like the killer has to store the body but needs to find a vintage fridge bc the modern ones will alert the police 😭
That sounds like a hilarious dark comedy. Like, a group of people accidentally killed a man. And they have no idea what to do with the body, so it just becomes a similar situation in Weekend At Bernie’s, but it’s the group having to find a “vintage” fridge. At one point, one of the main characters just pretends to be an inspector to check a bunch of people’s fridges, but (because this is a dystopian future) that character has to pretend to be a human AI or smth
Read my name
I have a vintage fridge. It has a giant lazy susan instead of fixed shelves. I love it.
this is bloody brilliant and will be going through my head all day
i will not be able to sleep until this becomes a thing
That would be fun!
I worked for Walmart, can confirm that these look JUST like their training videos. They're like from the 90's, super dystopian and depressing. The vibe of this vid is accurate.
I was helping my sister study for her anthropology test (on monkeys and evolution etc.) and she mentioned bonobos (the monkeys)-so of course I immediately thought of *bonobos sweater blue* and it’s been stuck in my head ever since
The only detail on the study guide about bonobos was “they’re always having sex” so do with that what you will
gonna get those bonobos sweater blue balls i suppose
It's like a friendly social thing for them I think
Bonobos more like BONEbos
fun fact, bonobo behavior is probably very similar to the behavior of our early ancestors! and yes, they have sex all the time with everyone. straight sex, lesbian sex, gay sex (aka “pen1s jousting”). they don’t discriminate!
Whenever I hear bonobos, I think of Gamegrumps calling them constant fuck monkeys
That’s crazy that Walmart can advertise directly to children, without transparency, with impunity
Just relax. Everything is fine. No way that this will turn to 💩.
Blame Ronald Reagan?
Yeah there’s definitely not any laws about that or anything ..
@@mastermarkus5307 everything wrong with this country today started with reagan and nixon.
Yeah the implication of a large corporation openly calling children “young shoppers” is extremely dystopian to me
The sound of fucking glass shattering when the wine gets tossed into the cart has me absolutely fucking geeking
At 3:08 for reference
You know, if they put some wonky skyrim type physics in, I could totally see this worth st least being a good laugh for a single use.
My favorite part in skyrim(and my own perverted fsntasy) is when I jump up on the giant tables, covered in elaborate tableware and food, and just start FLINGING THE SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE, RIGHT IN NPC'S FACES, LIKE SOME BRAINDEAD CAVEMAN!!!!!
I've always fantasized about doing that at the Thanksgiving dinner table, and when I'm in walmart I always fantasize about trying to "domino" all the shelves over in the entire store, and I think it would be awesome if the VR could become a fucked up playground to vandalize and act out horrible things inside a fakeWalmart. .
it’s so stupid funny lmfaooo
and the zooming noise when the cart goes to the car 😭
imagine if you got it delivered and it was just wet pieces of broken glass
I absolutely loved the part where the young shoppers said “It’s young shopp’in time” and then proceeded to viciously young shop all over the floor.
Shopping on the floor till four
Everybody do the dinosaur
@@AuDHDarling not stoppin till our knees are sore
We’re never leaving the store
People sayin shopping is a bore
Me and the boys shoppin more and more
Children be shoppin'
We are all young shoppers at our core
We'll never stop shop you can be sure
15:05 I killed a man for this monorail ride. But, you know what they say, “THERE’S NO WRONG WAY TO PLAY!”
I actually audibly laughed, out loud, in the young shopper birth scene when it cut to the father staring at his hands as the cart decends into walmart hell.
Seriously I'm crying rn lmaooooo
Me too 😭 I was hysterical at that scene and the original hand scene.
Me too lol
“Walmart Hell” LMAO 😭😭
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Remember when you were a kid staring into a dark closet or room, and you would feel a primal, yet indescribable feeling of discomfort and fear? That's what I feel when watching and learning about Walmart Land.
I just feel like Roblox looks like a poorer version of VRChat.
Gives me no discomfort or fear (might want to have that checked out), just apathy.
That primal fear is crazy. Had a similar experience recently to the point I had a nightmare about it
@@kamikeserpentail3778 Might want to have that checked out? Maybe your perception of apathy is indicative of something more serious underlying. Might want to check that out......
If you go to Walmart virtually then you'll miss out on that delicious stale cigarette smell as you walk into a real Walmart, and that's really a touch of charm I can't let go of.
This is one of the best comments I have ever read 😭
I can't hookup RUclips to my VR headset and drown out everyone else around me, how am I suppose to enjoy the experience of going outside?
You'll miss out on all the suspicious grey grit/dust on the floor of the craft aisle 😭
‼️Don't forget all the colorful locals! It's not a Walmart without a morbidly obese person dressed in comically small clothes while riding the Walmart scooter. Ofc honking wildly at anyone who gets too close.
Also the smell of McDonald's in the parking lot. Where does it come from? Who knows
playing the obby in the background was the best way get me to not skip the ad. good job danny. express vpn give him an award
As someone who can’t do anything in VR without getting insanely nauseous, I absolutely cannot wait to virtually shop at Walmart while feeling horrible!
to be fair to walmart, shopping there irl also makes you feel horrible
Regular video games can make me feel nauseous! I can’t imagine having to “live” in VR.
as a physically disabled person, that is just going to walmart normally for me lol
On the flip side you can play in the comfort of your own bathroom!
The bit from 7:17 - 7:27 is seriously so unbelievably hilarious. I love how he brought the joke from earlier into it.. Brilliance my guy
lmfao same I couldn't stop laughing, this was so funny.
FR I died-💀
Oh wow! As a British child I can finally experience the American shopping experience! I bet Walmart will 100% be looking like this in real life, how cool!
As an American kid I can confirm that this is accurate
One more win for the non-american children!
Wait till the virtual predators try to grab your virtual kids.
@@stoptrudeau42 That’s been happening since the start of the internet, nothing new there
Will it have The People of Walmart roaming around? It will not be authentic otherwise.
I have, embarassingly, played Roblox for the last 9 years and it's always funny to see people try it out for the first time because it unironically is really fucking confusing
I think it's weird that it's so far removed from the standards set by most videogames. The kids that grow up with Roblox are about to be so confused by any other game.
Genuinely didn’t know it had even existed for 9 years. Has it changed much since it was made? Because the interface and graphics have that look of being designed around 2010
@@daneroberts1996 Roblox was first made in 2005 and it was VERY different back then, there wasn't even smooth terrain to put to perspective, however I only started playing in 2014, and it hasn't changed drastically since then outside from an in-app home screen added coupled with the website and some icons changing, none of the UI stuff that was already has changed that much
@@daneroberts1996it came out In 2006
That thing about the smartfridge and already having a gallon of milk just absolutely slays me. This is in the _metaverse_ and you're not actually _at_ Walmart, if you're wondering whether you already have milk you can just take the headset off and _look in the fridge yourself_ to find out! Who the hell needs their smart devices to tell them what's going on in their house when they're already _in_ the house?
Am I supposed to never take my headset off? Do I just live in the metaverse now and have trusted family members or neighbors feed me the food I order from Walmart while I spend 100% of my time shopping online? Do they really think this meta-Walmart is so goshdamn engaging that I'd rather have a digital assistant log into my fridge to tell me about my milk situation when I could just pause the program and stretch my legs for a minute by going to check?
I've heard of a solution in search of a problem before, but this is a new one on me: a non-solution in search of a non-problem.
idk if that was your intent but this made me laugh so hard
If my fridge is truly smart, it'll mind its own business. Unless it wants to get unplugged.
right? a smart fridge or storage would be smart if I was at the store and not sure if I actually have something at home. it makes no sense if I'm at home and just too lazy to look
Imagine if you're somewhere else like an airbnb and you need milk but your roommates have already gotten milk and the metaverse keeps yelling at you that you already have milk
This probably started as an tiny AR concept that got way too much budget diverted to it, so more and more nonsense got grafted on to make it look less like embezzlement.
The ironic thing about making the assistant a full on human model instead of a disembodied voice, is that the people who want a full on human hovering around them the whole time are probably not going to be on metaverse, and those that are shopping online are probably either heavily socially anxious or want a more ‘futuristic’ experience
For I passed on to you, as of first importance, the account I had received, that Christ died for our sins, as the Scriptures foretold, that he was buried, that on the third day he was raised from the dead, as the Scriptures foretold 1 Corinthians 15
@@konrad1916 Sir this is a Walmart
Read my name
@@imsubbingtoeveryonewhosubs8237sir this is a walmart
I really hope people start making horror games on this concept. Like it's the perfect theme for a psychological horror dystopian game.
You hear that? That's the sound of Mat Pat looking for lore.
Definitely, heck I even have ideas right now of what they could do with it. Maybe have the employee ai lady start telling you to grab increasingly disturbing things and not to go down aisle 6 but when you do anyway, there's something awful there and she starts to chase you, or something.
they have actually it's an entire genre of indie horror games, you are quite behind.
I don't remember the name of it, but there is a horror game based in an infinite Ikea.
Imagine a moment where they try to rip off the VR masks, but oh no, you are stuck there and dying in Walmart means you die in real life
That demo might be- and I say this with no exaggeration- the most dystopian thing I have ever seen
I work with the blind and visually impaired and I can see how the “assistant shopper” could be helpful if it identified items, disclosed prices, and provided info on what was included in each aisle. But it doesn’t look like that was their market or considered when they did the creepy commercial 😂
Oh nooooo 😭
It would be helpful irl
@@JenSell1626 it would be more accessible and useful as some form of AR. This ultimately could allow for anyone with a capable device to get help from the automated employee on a wide range of customer oriented concerns.
That's the thing with a lot metaverse, and AI technologies - they could very well be suited to address accessibility needs, but you know humanities are irrelevant to STEM after all
Also, a properly accessible website with audio would solve that problem! without a need for floating Walmart torso lady!
One time the employee at the local subway recognised me and my brother because we went there so often and we Never Went Back, so the idea that the store itself would acknowledge me directly is a nightmare
I wish I had to go somewhere very often to be remembered and recognized... people always remember me for some reason even if I've only shopped somewhere once. I don't have green hair or anything weird like that, so I do not know why. Man, I wish I could be sort of anonymous.
I used to have such bad social anxiety that I once paid for something, then started walking away without my change.
The very thought that someone would ask if I needed help filled me with enough dread that I wouldn't go in some stores.
Now I'm like it's kind of neat being recognized at my favorite ramen/sushi place. "It's good to see you again" "thank you, the food is great as usual"
Sometimes I'll wear a collar and tail out in public, and I'm far less concerned if people look or say something.
@@kamikeserpentail3778 Live your truth ! I found your part about living unapologetically heartwarming. Hope people don’t treat you maliciously.
thats how i feel about my local sonic. one day the girl said "oh you aren't on your usual side" and now everytime i think about going i'm like "oh my god they all think i'm terrible for eating here so often"
like i think its sweet that she's recognized me but at the same time pls i just want cheesesticks
I think people also forget though that like, the workers are also people. I know from experience that seeing someone come in that you recognize not only makes it easier on my own anxiety but it also makes it so much easier for me to feel like I'm a real person and that people actually don't despise speaking to me and etc. It's obviously just my own anxieties but if I said recognized someone and they never came back I would think that I'd done something or that I looked so horrid that they never came back. Lol
I love how it "verifies" your age based on the age of your account but half of the children lie about their age, so Walmart is selling children alcohol
It's like how mature websites would only put that the ' Are you 18+ ' on the front page as if someone under 18 was just gonna be like ' Oh no of course not I'm sorry I'll leave ' kids are just going to lie if there's no way to prove that they aren't born in 1895 when they try to buy a bottle of vodka or something.
I'm sure theyd ask for pictures of id, but either kids would fake pictures, use their parents id, or just log into the parents account
yes hello i was born in 1769
Well i imagine they'd actually verify it with an ID or credit card they wouldn't just ask
@@ameliemaynard4217 they do. So they're just lying to customers. Again. They also steal tips from delivery drivers
his imitation of the hands being terrified made me laugh so hard for no reason
13:18 danny grunting with those 2000s dad sunglasses on gave me an emotion previously unknown to mankind
🤨
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In all the trouble and grief, the walmart metaverse is what i needed
its what we all need
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I understand.
Me too 🥲! Also I imagine after they said to pick up your car and Danny realized that maybe your supposed to be in Walmart for this … I couldn’t help but to picture like a resident evil umbrella type Walmart where there are like hundreds of people with headsets on in a white room and cords going back to the Walmart main frame 🫣(where you can never leave)🤣
in all the relief and happiness, the walmart metaverse is not what i needed.
"I already feel kind of dystopian going to a regular walmart in the real world" as a walmart cashier this is so real
Danny is my favorite Walmart employee
When I went to Walmart he broke my kneecaps and stole my liver and gave it to Drew. Very nice experience 👍
Similar to a Ted Nivison encounter :)
next to the girl with the teeth ofc. can't forget about her.
Danny is my favorite pizza place.
danny is my favorite actor
danny is my favorite musician
danny is my favorite app
and danny is DEFINITELY my favorite walmart employee
The only way I can imagine a Walmart vr experience being fun is if you could just run around the store and mess around with the items however you please, but somehow I can't imagine them going for that
Metaverse experience for frustrated customers and employees, where you just run around with a baseball bat wrecking stuff.
Like the (unofficial) target roblox game where you can just steal and all the employees get mad at you for it
I've been in a vr chat server where they roleplay as Walmart customers and employees.
It's pretty crazy to pretend to look for diet keto-friendly wheat milk while a irish sounding Ugandan knuckles is trying to explain such a thing doesnt exist and american midwestern hatsune miku and a Portuguese/Brazilian captain America are flirting at the cashiers holding up the line.
There used to also be another walmart that let you shoot up said Walmart and gave you points for shooting the mannequins. But I met 5 identical master chiefs there that enforced a no violence police despite pretty much every corner giving away free loaded Ak-47s and hand grenades.
@@dantai68 LMAOOOO
That would encourage more people to buy from Walmart. Them just allowing you to run by peoples carts and steal shit 😭.
As a Roblox veteran watching him struggle to figure it out is hilarious
as a roblox veteran I too am constantly lost and disgusted
The obby is so simple it makes me want to cry watching him struggle.
"How do I put on this frickin' dress?! I have a feeling it's in this bag, but there's, like, a list of players in the way, so I can't click on the bag."
“An Obby? Am I supposed to know what that is?”
no same it's so funny
Watching Danny fail at one of the most easy obbies is hilarious to me.
The intro is the best part. I could watch Danny riff off that original cringe Walmart metaverse experience demo for a solid hour.
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I always get the names metaverse and omegaverse mixed up. I was genuinely expecting an omegaverse Walmart video.
Bro what 😭😭
Thank you for the reminder that we are not, in fact, in the worst timeline.
I've never had an original experience
Oml not Walmart poisoning Omegaverse please heck no
@@MollyHJohns exactly my thoughts when I saw it. I was concerned for Danny’s safety when I clicked on the video
It’s especially dystopian because they’re like “here let the robot deliver it to your car!” And show you a fake drone delivering it to your car while in real life, a struggling, overworked, single parent is lugging it out to the car
That are you are specifically not allowed to tip or they get in trouble
@@thatfuzzypotato1877 It sucks because if you say no they either insist or you risk them getting mad for denying them their hero moment. So you have to take the tip just to give it to your manager to give to the company. Meanwhile the dipshits are like “I just paid that guy’s rent” for tipping a dollar and 20 cents.
but walmart is actually testing drone deliveries lolllll
@@nataliadiascamara6292 but who's gonna be packing the drones? Underpaid workers 💀
@@nataliadiascamara6292 girl this isn't the serve you think it is!
It’s so perfect to imagine Dany just arguing with a bunch of nine year olds.
Having a separate “universe of play” that is distinct from the virtual shopping part of this initiative is 1000% the digital equivalent of having one of those playgrounds that are in IKEAs, Chick-fil-A’s, and McDonald’s 😂
How did they manage to make Walmart feel more hellish than it already is
For real!!
Walmart lighting always makes me feel like a bug trapped in a ceiling light but this? It's like a dystopian lab where they do cruel genetic experiments on pasta
Noah is such a good actor
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I can't explain it but Danny has perfectly embodied a drunk college student in this video 💀
I'd would drink if I had to make a video on this lol
Is it because he 1) looks like he's in his early 20s, 2) looks like he cuts his own hair, and/or 3) is wearing a sports t-shirt?
@@AuDHDarling all of the above lol
He clearly cuts his own hair---
I would love to have a happy medium between irl Walmart and metaverse Walmart (I want to be alone in a Walmart with a self checkout)
I was in Walmart one time, and I saw Danny. He sprinted toward me and proceeded to crush my trachea and break both of my pinky fingers. I was lying on the ground and he screamed “PUT THE MILK BACK”. It was such a Danny thing to do LOL 😂
what a goofy guy, he is definitely from ohio
So classic danny
Huh, you know that last part would be great on a shirt 🤔 if only there were niche shirts like that. Why, if we had that; I might buy them for my family and friends!
@@makemesmile1839 somebody should make a video about that🤔
Hahaha that’s so danny
Danny getting angry at a Walmart parkour course was the last thing that I expected I needed this week
the yassified Van Gogh part caught me wayyy off guard 💀
SAME
This was the first Danny video I ever watched, and I come back to it every once in a while for some nostalgia.
Im back again
“We just talked to your smart fridge and they told us your ugly” got me dying of laughter lol
I’ve been playing Roblox since around 2009. Hearing Danny say ‘Walmart is advertising through a children’s game’ was a humbling experience
I think it’s so wholesome how danny apologizes to the person wanting to go on the monorail even though he didn’t do anything wrong
I love how there's not a button or anything at the top to play the Netflix trivia and you have to venture on a quest through Walmart Land instead to find Noah Schnapp and play Netflix trivia with him
Dannys decent into madness while doing that obby was everything
My life instantly changed for the better since I became GREG. The sun is shining, birds are singing and I have a renewed sense of vigor. Thanks Danny! You’re an Angel!
@Don't Read Profile Photo I won’t.
@@dioisamazing9523 what was their name? I didn’t read it.
So your a dude now?
@@Nunya-gk9fr GREG transcends any concept of gender. It’s an essence and a way of life.
@@janelle7778 Olll GREGGS GOTTA MANNGINA. That’s a actual movie quote lol 😂