I could feel Jarvis's act come off a bit at he was clearly disturbed, we all do know he has to have a cool attitude to make this entertaining for us to watch. I REALLY don't blame him. I saw and was like WHAT.
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 WHEW GOD AM I GLAD THAT SHIT'S FINALLY OVER, WHAT AN AWFUL DAY OF PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTING, IM SO GLAD TO NO LONGER BE VOICE ACTING TODAY
Using legal threats to bully creators isn't cool. Besides it's laughable in this case and everyone knows if you're seriously considering legal action the first thing your lawyer would tell you is shut the hell up and say nothing. They will make contact if it needs to be made. It always comes off like a Karen's temper tantrum to me.
@@josephmatthews7698 No, it’s totally fine if someone is defaming you. Additionally yes, lawyers can pick up this case as it does fall under defamation.
I know I mean I can say everything about the guy in that story name ONE thing about zuko he's a two dimensional character with the guy in that story being completely three dimensional
Imagine being in a happy marriage with a guy who is a voice actor, and then some day when your chilling at home that guy goes to his room to record a voice and said "No mommy, I love boobies"
this entire story has all the signs of fetish content: the lack of acknowledgement for how weird this is, the graphic descriptions of the taste and texture, the propaganda of how the other side is wrong for thinking this is weird, and the progression of the story itself. the entire thing reads like something I'd encounter on wattpad and judge heavily yet still read because of my concerning lack of self respect
@@09_iix a kink is something you like, a fetish is something you gotta do. so i guess its more accuret to say i have a breastfeeding kink but who cares.
@@fourthmatchflame thank you for giving me the education my school never gave me because that stuff is heavily frowned upon here LMAOO, also im happy to see someone comfortable with their kinks, i dont know, but it feels inspiring because i would never be able to admit that i have a kink to myself
I feel like this is one of the specific types of threats that only artists can use and/or originated from artists, (this legitimately sounds so stupid. Is this even a cohesive sentence?) just like: "Shut the f**k up or I'll draw you PREGNANT." So absurd, yet so effective.
That’s what I was thinking!!! I also have never breastfeed but I’ve heard that mothers have to pump and feed often just to make sure they’re still producing enough milk for thier baby so why the fuck would a grown man take milk from a baby and claim it natural??? You already have an established immune system and teeth!
@@miaconstransitch8979 humans do many abnormal things. But tradition breeds acceptance. Most humans now produce lactase enzymes well past their teens, when some people loose them and become intolerant to lactose.
fictional jarvis: "my sister's milk was thicker and sweeter than my mom's" me: *is about to throw up know that those words came out of someone's mouth*
Oh. This is fetish content. The taste descriptions, the public nature of acts described, the way the world in this fictional story warps to accommodate the behavior . . . breastfeeding is a fairly popular fetish. Even if they add that breastfeeding is totally oversexualized in popular culture, I'm 99% sure this is what the story is for.
That entire video was just a passive aggressive way for them to call Jarvis a large man baby. Which could have been done in like 10 seconds, and wouldn't have been as painfully cringe worthy and boring.
They may have threatened Kubz Scouts but that is the My Story channel. This channel isn’t beefing Jarvis. They have a website that people submit stories, and they, I kid you not will upload anything they have submitted!
What the actual... who wrote the script for this? Who is like: Hey this dude made fun of us, let's make him a breast milk enthusiast. His viewers are gonna hate him now
@@hannahb2306 Yeah, like oh no the eight year olds watching the channel won't watch Jarvis's videos now.... they surely would have before. When I was seven or eight I also watched critical reviews of stuff I liked...
I’ve seen a lot of hentæï where there’s a lot of tit sucking and was fine with it, but this absolutely disgusts me, before you say anything, I watch hentæï for the plot.
@@mercurythefunkyman We are all pushed over the Cliff of Death by Time's unstoppable march foward, it won't budge to a beg, a cry, nor a bargain, and all the time you try to make it stop, it's still pushing you. We all die Booby
"At an early age, I was born. As a former child, my life has certainly had some experiences. It was truly one of the lives of all time. Now, in my adult life, I am older, and I'm living alive in a house"
@@Fisinocean As a va who does voice over jobs I don't exactly want to do, I feel the exact same distress in his voice. You know, the fake cheeriness to pull off the voice, then, as you cut the recording, your smile slowly fades away and you sigh very heavily and keep repeating to yourself that you're getting paid for it. Usually though, for scripts like those, it's not paid a lot. But to be fair, no amount of money can bring back an honor after the words "mommy I love boobie" come out of your mouth. Whoever you are out there, know that you're not alone in the world of indie voice actors.
Probably some underpaid dude had to say that because he was so desperate for the money, imagine the financial situation you have to be in to agree to say something like THAT 😭😭😭
Actually, there’s no hard limit for how long after a baby is born. Your body continues to produce so long as there is a demand. The weening process itself is what ends the lactation period. If you kept breastfeeding the kid, you COULD keep producing for years.
@@_StrayI mean, it’s true though. Women can continue to lactate for decades. Just because the story isn’t biologically incorrect doesn’t make it any less gross and you’re acting like them saying that it isn’t impossible means that they’re defending the story. There are plenty of other things to criticize the story on.
You know that one moment in high school where the class clown tries clowning on the teacher, but it ends up being so weird, that it just makes the entire class quiet and uncomfortable? This feels like one of those moments.
Only mildly related: if you are are person who produces a ton of extra breastmilk, please consider donating it to a milk bank. 1/4 oz can save a premature baby’s life.
“Deleted in 5 seconds” fun fact did you know there was guy who reacted to the entire moana movie and it stayed up for LIKE 2 YEARS. Edit: If you’re wondering how, it seems like bots have trouble identifying copyrighted content with borders. Have something taking up a good amount the screen and the bot’s job is a lot harder. Emplemon made a great video series about copyright and in part 2 he goes over methods pirates use to get past bots.
like how another guy reacted to the full version of zootopia and it also stayed up for like 2 years, the only reason it isn't up today is because the dude's channel was terminated for unrelated reasons youtube copyright rules are wild
Apparently this channel doesn’t know that they can be sued for slander/deformation of character, seeing as they never label this as parody, as well as the character clearly being Jarvis.
@@treymoment did you not hear me say the channel? And they make up these stories to "please" people idek and they faked a story of him. I'm saying the video is disgusting bc they used him and made him look bad which is stupid smh
As someone who's voiceacted before, I would've gotten my mates together in the studio, opened a few cans with them while laughing our asses off at this train crash of a script. I've had similar scripts before - it usually takes more than a few recordings for them to be spoken neutrally, without the smile or imminent breakdown audible.
Yo. Some person, a human person, sat down and wrote this whole thing start to finish, and didn't once stop and second guess how they got into "journalism". Didn't once thing, hey, maybe this isn't as good of an idea as we think...
As someone who recently had a kid. The idea of enough overproduction of milk to be willing to give it away freely is baffling. Like we had to go to pure formula because my girlfriend wasn't producing like any.
God this is like when Troom Troom was beefing with Danny Gonzalez but far worse because at least Troom Troom didn’t accuse Danny of being a breast milk drinking adult.
Its kinda more like when lilys garden put dannys nutcracker guy in a dumpster in the bg of one of their ads. That was more subtle at least but still extremely weird
Okay, what kind of unfortunate-ass child stumbled upon this video and had to experience the sheer creepiness in this god-forsaken video? This is like early 2000's/2010's DeviantArt, or somewhere else that isn't accessible via a web browser.
Titles: "am I beefing with an animated story channel?” > “I’m definitely beefing with an animated story channel” > "An Animated Story Channel Is Beefing With Me"
that’s a sequence at first he was confused and unsure, then he thought about it and changed it to “i am definitely” but he soon realized that sounded like he started the beef so he changed it to project what ACTUALLY HAPPENED
What's ironic is that-as you've established-you don't need permission to use someone else's content within the context of fair use but you _do_ need permission to use a person's name and likeness for entertainment.
@@Aqua750 jarvis makes a lot of videos reacting to these animation channels with stories "submitted by kids" where he exposes their exploitative practices.
@@Okayyykian"Hey you wanna act for us for 300 dollars?" "sure!" *later at studio* "Alright, here ya go!" 'Thanks!" *looks at script* *shooketh* "d i d w e m e n t i o n n o r e f u n d s" *crys*
"Because no one was reading it" also known as: People DID read it and then proceeded to rightfully criticise and call out our bullshit and we no likey that :((
no, really. why are guys attracted to breasts? theyre not private parts or anything like that, they are glorified sweat glands that make milk instead of sweat
@@theloczek9582 there are plenty of people attracted to weirder body parts that are also not sexual or private. At least boobs are commonly agreed to be attractive and are sensitive, when I learned that armpit sex was a thing, breasts became the least of my concerns for the human race
@@theloczek9582 i think it's a survival instinct the woman with the largest breasts would be the best caretaker of the children because it signals they are youthful and have more nutrients for the child i guess?
Ha, back when I was in school, I would shrink the font by half a point. So if we had to use 12 point font, I'd use 11.5 if my paper was too long. That might not work if you're turning it in digitally though! >_
my favourite episode of Avatar is when Aang catches his breath next to a dumpster and sees a cat eating a half-eaten McDonald's meal and pretends to be a cat
My personal favourite was about Zuko eating a scorpion and getting shunned by the whole fire nation for it. (Yes this is based on an actual "storytime" video.)
Girlfriend: why do you think drinking breast milk is normal?
Jaris: we live in a society
Conner Newbanks jaris
Dotssyn jaris
Society is BS. Yay Capitalism!
jaris
😂🤣😂🤣
youtube won’t let their creators swear, but it’s totally okay to talk about an adult drinking breast milk for 10 minutes straight apparently
Your profile pic enhances your comment
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yes
Also talking about cream for however long that one video is
Teclinsoro well they dont swear so its cool
Or talk about your mom loving your 'cream' and how she puts it on her face 🤢
"But the cat wasn't as stupid as I was" is the single funniest thing I've ever heard
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“My sister’s milk was a little thicker” them making me hear that sentence should violate laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
Lmaoooo
I'm sure it counts as assault
@@wolvie1618 prolly sexual assault if the sister don't wanna do incest but not
What the nsa doesn’t want you to know:
And those laws should be temporarily repealed because whoever made this story DESERVES cruel and unusual punishment
“It all started when I was born at a young age.”
Maybe he also thinks Benjamin Button is normal, lol
THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EVERYTHING LMAO
“At age six I was born without a face”
For a long time I was a child
"Ever since then, I've been alive"
True Story: *tries to diss Jarvis and make him seem like a child*
Jarvis: we're raising awareness for breast cancer
Jarvis was born a Chad.
@@anuwilson9039 nobody's born cool.. except of course
JARVIS JOHNSON
We Stan Jarvis for supporting big juicy mommy milkers
@@raggedymuffinz badoonkers
@@raggedymuffinz oh yes the big bonkalabongs
Nothing in my life has ever disgusted me the way that sister winking did.
;)
Don’t edit this comment, if you want to keep the heart.
Ever heard of two girls one cup?
I could feel Jarvis's act come off a bit at he was clearly disturbed, we all do know he has to have a cool attitude to make this entertaining for us to watch. I REALLY don't blame him. I saw and was like WHAT.
"and there'd be no ...... booby left for me when i got home" you can really hear the actors hesitation here and it's HILARIOUS
"And I love B(tries not to laugh)reast Mi(tries not to laugh again)lk."
Imagine he lives in an apartment complex and his neighbors look at him sideways forever more
@@sierrajohnson717That's why after you end the recording you yell as loud as you can "WOOO,GLAD THAT DISGUSTING VOICE ACTING GIG IS OVER"
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 WHEW GOD AM I GLAD THAT SHIT'S FINALLY OVER, WHAT AN AWFUL DAY OF PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTING, IM SO GLAD TO NO LONGER BE VOICE ACTING TODAY
@@deadaccount03791 See? This guy gets it!
"My sister's milk was a little thicker"
That's the most rancid thing I've ever heard.
MJR Schneider what if his sister was a futa and you know why it was thicker
MJR Schneider yeah that s*it is DISGUSTING bro
@@funni_noises cursed comment
Jo bruh
Actually, it's fresh
Please God kill me
i never ever want to hear the word boobie ever again this is terrifying
creamiipeachii *NO MOMMY I LOVE BOOBIE*
*B o o b y* mommy *B o o b y*
your pfp summarizes how i feel right now
No, please stop. Dont remind me of that monstrousity please. Stop.
An Noob same
“Breast milk is great for growing humans” yeah you use it to water the child plants
When I tell you I laughed way too hard at this! 😂
Ikr, they are doing it all wrong. 🤦🏽♀️
Mother of two here and i confirm lol child plant 😂
Do they grow on bushes or in the ground? I think i planted my baby wrong
Let it grow let it grow.
Should've pulled a Danny Gonzalez on them. Apparently saying "I'll weigh my legal options" makes these weird lobotomites crawl in fear
Depends could go either way based on who you saw it to. I could definitely see it shaking some channels up tho.
Slap them with legal
Slapping people with legal is a true superpower
Using legal threats to bully creators isn't cool.
Besides it's laughable in this case and everyone knows if you're seriously considering legal action the first thing your lawyer would tell you is shut the hell up and say nothing. They will make contact if it needs to be made.
It always comes off like a Karen's temper tantrum to me.
@@josephmatthews7698 No, it’s totally fine if someone is defaming you. Additionally yes, lawyers can pick up this case as it does fall under defamation.
Aang and Zuko's character arcs could never compare to "I eat scorpions for breakfast to become poisonous"
I know I mean I can say everything about the guy in that story name ONE thing about zuko he's a two dimensional character with the guy in that story being completely three dimensional
@@Shizzy5321 So true
Zuko never ate scorpions smh
Leaves from the vine is not nearly as emotional as when the cat was smarter than the teenage girl
@@Shizzy5321 i watched avatar 7 years ago and from what i can remember zuko is the "we were bad but now we're good" meme
Michau yes.
Imagine being in a happy marriage with a guy who is a voice actor, and then some day when your chilling at home that guy goes to his room to record a voice and said "No mommy, I love boobies"
You know for a fact they ain't married anymore
If i was that actor i would wash my mouth out with soap and water after
As an amateur voice actor, I’d be VERY reluctant to do that
@@bluesansball3707 as an experienced voice actor I would also be VERY reluctant to do that.
😂😂😂
“eventually she started putting it in a cup, of course”
*professionals have STANDARDS*
Jarate
the 10 eyed asian This has the same energy as “She’s a mammoth, of course”
Underrated comment 😂
TF2
Be polite
this entire story has all the signs of fetish content: the lack of acknowledgement for how weird this is, the graphic descriptions of the taste and texture, the propaganda of how the other side is wrong for thinking this is weird, and the progression of the story itself. the entire thing reads like something I'd encounter on wattpad and judge heavily yet still read because of my concerning lack of self respect
I agree with this whole thing
as a person with this fetish it absolotly is.
okay i know this aint the place for sex ed, but whats a kink then? i thought a fetish was a kink.. but now im confused
@@09_iix a kink is something you like, a fetish is something you gotta do.
so i guess its more accuret to say i have a breastfeeding kink but who cares.
@@fourthmatchflame thank you for giving me the education my school never gave me because that stuff is heavily frowned upon here LMAOO, also im happy to see someone comfortable with their kinks, i dont know, but it feels inspiring because i would never be able to admit that i have a kink to myself
Jarvis really thought he'd put two pictures of himself in the thumbnail and we wouldn't notice
I love how he hearted this lmao
It’s so clear, how did he think we wouldn’t know
HEY, he’s trying his best
Colour Not Color
_jarvis is trying his best_
Can’t Believe Him
“My sisters milk was a little thicker” it would of cost you zero money not to say that
And sweeter
Yet you did
It's not about the money it was never about the moneeeey it's about sending a messaGA
Ahh sips, PERFECT
You about to make me act up
The line “my wife took over for my sister” usually is a red flag for a bad plot
I'm going to go comment this on their video, legit, I'll also cite my source
Yorp Slorg I felt like projectile vomiting at the sister part before was mild vomiting
Or a bad porno
Sweet home Alabama
It’s also sounds like it’s a plot line in a “interesting “ porn
I love how you can hear the voice actor struggle at points trying not to laugh.
I wonder what was going through his poor head when he first read the script. “Oh, me too” or “What da hell is this?”
@@cyborgXcsun”think about the paycheck think about the paycheck think about the paycheck”
or cry
“Me I died for him” “me I trusted him” “ me I loved him” “and me? I’m the dang fool that gave him my milk” that is a line from Hamilton 2
Woah I didn’t realize this would get so many likes
Is this a format
It’s at 666 likes
Yooooooo 666 likes
I love how you didn’t say loved! 😂
I’m convinced these stories are just their fetishes animated
So American hentei
my fetish animated
One day David Bowies gonna come talking about how he loves hands
@@thebird616 Yoshikage Kira, I am 33 years old..
@@animasuper1343 this honestly seems like a name one of these animated stories channels would use
Theres no way someone could write a story like this unless they have a breastmilk fetish.
As a mom who breastfed, there was a lot of information that even I didn’t know before I had a baby 😂
That’s what I’m saying. The creator of this needs a therapist ASAP..... and possibly shouldn’t be allowed within 50 feet of a school
@@yamigurl822 Agreed.
yup
@@shivangiparekh4980 oh it's fine it was really late and I was tired and forgot you could do that
"I'm gonna draw and animate you getting breastfed" might be the rawest insult I've ever heard
It's more of a threat
I feel like this is one of the specific types of threats that only artists can use and/or originated from artists, (this legitimately sounds so stupid. Is this even a cohesive sentence?) just like: "Shut the f**k up or I'll draw you PREGNANT." So absurd, yet so effective.
@@Number1RisottoNeroFanbullying needs to make a comeback
@@Number1RisottoNeroFan...Yeah maybe those Disney channel bullies were right
I mean the “biologically normal” argument is gone considering grown ass cows don’t still drink milk????
Yeah, in fact humans are the only animals that drink milk as adults
Neither do small calf’s cuz farmers
That’s what I was thinking!!! I also have never breastfeed but I’ve heard that mothers have to pump and feed often just to make sure they’re still producing enough milk for thier baby so why the fuck would a grown man take milk from a baby and claim it natural??? You already have an established immune system and teeth!
Mummichog But they wait for cows to grow don’t they?
@@miaconstransitch8979 humans do many abnormal things. But tradition breeds acceptance. Most humans now produce lactase enzymes well past their teens, when some people loose them and become intolerant to lactose.
fictional jarvis: "my sister's milk was thicker and sweeter than my mom's"
me: *is about to throw up know that those words came out of someone's mouth*
Hey, I have read that in a hentai 🙂
@@Gramer05 source? Jk.... Unless?
@@craze7576 be polite
@@Killerbee4712 be efficient
Hi, excuse me, um his name was *Jaris.
The fact that Jarvis went the extra mile to dress like the character shows dedication.
He’s used that shirt before btw
Shinx Yt yeah but he decided to wear it for this part
It's even worse that he pretended it was real and did that "Uhhh.... I mean..." joke for it a bunch of times xD
Julio Mcdougle to show more proof it was him
;_;
Oh. This is fetish content. The taste descriptions, the public nature of acts described, the way the world in this fictional story warps to accommodate the behavior . . . breastfeeding is a fairly popular fetish. Even if they add that breastfeeding is totally oversexualized in popular culture, I'm 99% sure this is what the story is for.
aye Sherlock, thanks for letting the rest of us plebians in on the secret!
@@thepfoneguy9470you would be surprised how many people genuinely don’t realise this stuff
@@thepfoneguy9470Why show up a year later just to be a dick?
No shit 😭 🤮
@@Wallflowerzizme😢😢😢😢
They basically wrote a Jarvis fanfic and then animated it.
“NO MOMMY NO, I NEED BOOBY” Jaris cried *with tears forming in his eyes*
fan behavior
OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Dīno lmaoo
Dīno oh god-
Person: _drinks cow milk_
"Jarris": This says a lot about our society...
As we all know, nobody drank cows’ milk until car commercials were invented. We live in a society.
Jar is*
Jarris no body drink breast milk
I hope the real Jarvis will fight you
"We live in a society"
Animated history has its eyes on Jarvis
Jarvis was never going to throw away his shot (to make content out of it)
He’s not going to be on RUclips Rewind
The world was wide enough for Jarvis and animated story's
you mean jaris
Who lives, who dies, who tell’s the animated stories?
*The Soul Publishing*
I PUT MYSELF BACK IN THE NARRATIVE-
That entire video was just a passive aggressive way for them to call Jarvis a large man baby. Which could have been done in like 10 seconds, and wouldn't have been as painfully cringe worthy and boring.
They may have threatened Kubz Scouts but that is the My Story channel. This channel isn’t beefing Jarvis. They have a website that people submit stories, and they, I kid you not will upload anything they have submitted!
What the actual... who wrote the script for this? Who is like: Hey this dude made fun of us, let's make him a breast milk enthusiast. His viewers are gonna hate him now
"Hey, let's poke the beehive of people willing to defend Jarvis with their life and soul."
imagine the team animating that.
“I’ll show him by writing a borderline pornographic story about adult breastfeeding. That way everyone will know HE’S weird and wrong!”
@@hannahb2306 Yeah, like oh no the eight year olds watching the channel won't watch Jarvis's videos now.... they surely would have before. When I was seven or eight I also watched critical reviews of stuff I liked...
@@hannahb2306 *borderline pornographic and overtly incestuous*
Damn drinking breast milk out of a wine glass. What a classy man Jarvis
Chad moment
A man of fine breeding NEVER drinks his mother's breast milk from the nipple like a heathen.
@@localegoist4079 the thirsty Incell versus the breast fed Chad
Coom chalice
Cole Penner jarris*
I haven’t seen beef this stupid since Danny vs Troom Troom.
at least they just made an annoying character based off him and didn't just make weird fanfiction
to be fair, this is the best beef since Danny and Troom Troom
Believe me I love every minute of this weird beef.
The beef of the century
Ian C yes.
You handled this the breast possible way.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
As someone who’s spent an alarming amount of time reading bad fanfiction, this is the most I’ve ever been disturbed by a story
I’ve seen a lot of hentæï where there’s a lot of tit sucking and was fine with it, but this absolutely disgusts me, before you say anything, I watch hentæï for the plot.
@@thisisafalseaccount105 a man of culture i see
@@thisisafalseaccount105 hentai has way more story to it and is actually interesting.
Weak
Same.
The whole thing is so uncomfortable, every time they say "booby" I die a little bit
I’m dead then
we all die
Fr..I lose braincells
@@mercurythefunkyman We are all pushed over the Cliff of Death by Time's unstoppable march foward, it won't budge to a beg, a cry, nor a bargain, and all the time you try to make it stop, it's still pushing you.
We all die
Booby
Yes, true
“NO MOMMY! I love booby!!” Is going to be my high school quote under my yearbook photo. I am not changing my mind. It’s final.
your name sounds like a animated story video title lol
Lol now I can’t unhear it
You better tweet it, don't go against your word 😂
DO IT
Lol
"At an early age, I was born. As a former child, my life has certainly had some experiences. It was truly one of the lives of all time. Now, in my adult life, I am older, and I'm living alive in a house"
“In the end, I was an old man, living in a nursing home before dying of old age.”
the fact that someone _wrote_ this is way more embarrassing than whatever it was meant to do to Jarvis’ reputation
I feel bad for the voice actor srsly
@@Fisinocean He better have been paid extra
@@RobertNeDlro he better frickin be or im starting a riot
@@Fisinocean As a va who does voice over jobs I don't exactly want to do, I feel the exact same distress in his voice. You know, the fake cheeriness to pull off the voice, then, as you cut the recording, your smile slowly fades away and you sigh very heavily and keep repeating to yourself that you're getting paid for it.
Usually though, for scripts like those, it's not paid a lot. But to be fair, no amount of money can bring back an honor after the words "mommy I love boobie" come out of your mouth.
Whoever you are out there, know that you're not alone in the world of indie voice actors.
"no mommy! i love booby!"
"No Mommy, i love booby"
Tbh i feel sorry for the voice actor who had to say it
Don't, they most likely chose to.
Not paid enough, poor voice actors.
Probably some underpaid dude had to say that because he was so desperate for the money, imagine the financial situation you have to be in to agree to say something like THAT 😭😭😭
I feel sad for Jarvis who will forever have the sound bite of him saying it as well.
Thousandth like
They literally just proved it themselves that their stories are fake, although every1 knew that already
My sister does. Sometimes.
@@Kuroshuro_w does what...?
Trey Atkins she just does
Trey Atkins Y E S
Robi you do realize that is a parody Chanel? Idiot
“When little Tyson was born my wife took over for my sister and started breastfeeding me too.”
Well THAT’s possibly the most cursed sentence EVER.
Came across this channel because I stopped the read the thumbnail
"I wouldn't be caught dead wearing this"
*I W O U L D B E C A U G H T A L I V E*
ah yes
I feel like he would actually wear that probably not what it said but if it said something else that’s exactly how he dresses
@@formlessblob6745 yeah, I know that's why it's funny
He talks about how funny the story is and also include a link on breast cancer research. Good Man Jarvis
@@formlessblob6745 lol he was wearing it when he said it
Why handle somebody criticizing you like an adult when you can throw a fit and impersonate them
you do be being the powerhouse of the cell doe
ay bruh quit complaining and get back to work we're running out of power
bruh you're the powerhouse of the cell you could just beat them up
What is this thread
@Vault 13 Lol, Idk.
They literally took the YandereDev meme and applied it to Jarvis with a backstory. Honestly I'm impressed.
C O N S U M E
THE
C U M
Never have I ever loved the internet more :,)
*Discord bans intensifies*
i think the story forgot that after a woman has a baby they dont constantly lactate the rest of their lives
Actually, there’s no hard limit for how long after a baby is born. Your body continues to produce so long as there is a demand. The weening process itself is what ends the lactation period. If you kept breastfeeding the kid, you COULD keep producing for years.
@@MsScarletwingsis this really the topic you want to "uhm actually" on? Seriously? because I am judging you
They’re right though
@@_Stray the topic is basic biology so yes.
@@_StrayI mean, it’s true though. Women can continue to lactate for decades. Just because the story isn’t biologically incorrect doesn’t make it any less gross and you’re acting like them saying that it isn’t impossible means that they’re defending the story. There are plenty of other things to criticize the story on.
I remember when it was “am I beefing with an animated story channel?” And now it’s “I’m definitely beefing with an animated story channel”
Frrr
it's changed again
Kevin Z
💀
Broke: KSI vs. Logan
Woke: Jarvis Johnson vs. True Stories
lmao
Your pfp is great
Yoke:egg vs egg yolk
I hate the word woke!
If i go by modern meaning then i am anti-woke!
@@kwayyernorge7436 Ok
Theory: someones fetish story accidentally got submitted, so they tried to cover up, saying its not a fetish, and excusing it as a beef with you
But remember thats just a theory A FILM THEORY
What do you mean “accidentally?” These are all fetish stories
@@ieatgarbage8771 they made an NSFW fanfic or something and submitted that one instead of the real story..well "real" story
@@yuki97kira what’s it called?
@@yuki97kira please tell me what it’s called
The only person I'm worried about is the voice actor. Dude, are you ok in there? Do they pay you enough to sell your dignity and sanity?
This would make me so uncomfortable. These people are.. just horrid.
p e p l e
S P E L L I N G
Omg I didn't notice I wrote peple xD
Peple
So is your fortnite profile picture
You know that one moment in high school where the class clown tries clowning on the teacher, but it ends up being so weird, that it just makes the entire class quiet and uncomfortable? This feels like one of those moments.
True
Why is this so true
I miss these times 😔
@@gilles466 it thought that was a book pfp
its like "class clown" without the "class"
Only mildly related: if you are are person who produces a ton of extra breastmilk, please consider donating it to a milk bank. 1/4 oz can save a premature baby’s life.
i don’t have anything to add i just wanna boost this!!! i never even knew milk banks existed
Jun’s Forehead same here
Do biggers boobs produce more milk or how does it work?
Alright, this is a great idea but I think milk bank is an awful name for it. I don't know why but I hate it
Ashik Jaman I personally like tittie juice storage location, but they shot me down...😁
0:52 ok I’m rewatching this much later but can we talk about how good Jarvis’s singing is here???
He's also done some harmonies on one of his videos and it was so good
"Was this video paid for by a cow?!"
Man, the Chick-fil-A cows are really diversifying their tactics.
WhEeZe
lmao
Laura HavE YoU EveR wOnDeRed wHAt ThE A StaNds FoR?
@@Diphenhydra It stands for Autocracy
DON’T READ MY PROFILE NAME
“Deleted in 5 seconds” fun fact did you know there was guy who reacted to the entire moana movie and it stayed up for LIKE 2 YEARS. Edit: If you’re wondering how, it seems like bots have trouble identifying copyrighted content with borders. Have something taking up a good amount the screen and the bot’s job is a lot harder. Emplemon made a great video series about copyright and in part 2 he goes over methods pirates use to get past bots.
Joshua Graham the other day I found just the entirety of coraline on RUclips and it's been up for a while
slime tutorial not akira
like how another guy reacted to the full version of zootopia and it also stayed up for like 2 years, the only reason it isn't up today is because the dude's channel was terminated for unrelated reasons
youtube copyright rules are wild
There was also the entire DBS: Broly movie. I don't think it's there anymore but it was there for a while.
@Michael Persico @Michael Persico entire movie with somebody's facecam in the corner: fine
5 seconds of fair use content: AAAAAAAAAAAA
They seem fairly confident about different taste and textures of breast milk, makes you wonder who's REALLY addicted to breast milk
IKR like how do you know what it tastes and feels like??
Hmmm y e s.
*banana flavour*
Mmm, chocolate booby
ah yes, *coffee booby*
Ah yes. The booby tastes like *cinnamon rolls*
This gets me thinking how horrifying a breast milk factory farm would be.
That's just Sw*stika Night by Katherine Burdekin
BRUH THE ABOUT PAGE SAYS THE CHANNELS IS IN ALABAMA THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE LMAO
OH NO HAHAHAHAHA
The stars are aligning!
oh gosh your profile picture ..😂
link to profile picture? it's for.. science
@@toastarkat I found it. images.app.goo.gl/bpYCP9QPTzwrzc1V6
I'm insulted that my story animated actually thought they were on the same level as death note
the fucking outro thats black and white looks better than their whole channel
way to go weeb! of course they are in the same level as death note they have 100 employees working for their animations
lmfao
No, I think they and the Netflix adaptation are pretty similar in quality and execution. What Death Note are you referring to?
Maybe they thought about the movies?
@@wikithehuman the two japanese ones are pretty good and offer a twist at the ending but the netflix one? it reeks more than chewbaccas asshair
Apparently this channel doesn’t know that they can be sued for slander/deformation of character, seeing as they never label this as parody, as well as the character clearly being Jarvis.
Yeah!
*defamation
Your profile picture makes your post even better.
I would be putting together a case for it so fast that those stupid animation channels wouldn't know what hit em
Lmao it's a joke bruh , nobody can proove anything btw
If it wasn't for Jarvis' commentary, I absolutely wouldn't have watched a single second of this.
This is actually one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.
Yup, I didn't even want to watch it anymore but I did it for poor Jarvis. I'm very disgusted. Hate that they did him like that...
Ikr it's so stupid idek why that channel is appropriate for people like it should be gone by now
@@mitsu4_rl____ why is breast milk inappropriate??
@@treymoment did you not hear me say the channel? And they make up these stories to "please" people idek and they faked a story of him. I'm saying the video is disgusting bc they used him and made him look bad which is stupid smh
@@treymoment there's always someone like you in a comment section who take things out of context
But like, what voice actor would take this kind of job? It can't be worth the money lol
As someone who's voiceacted before, I would've gotten my mates together in the studio, opened a few cans with them while laughing our asses off at this train crash of a script. I've had similar scripts before - it usually takes more than a few recordings for them to be spoken neutrally, without the smile or imminent breakdown audible.
Maybe he's in the same group therapy with the watchmojo lady, trying to figure out how money chasing suppressed all self respect.
Well, didn't take much effort nor do they credit the voice actor. So, not that bad
Desperate times, man.
HistoricaHungarica Covid 19 man, Covid 19.
This is why I’m lactose intolerant
Me too now
being lactose intolerant doesn’t stop you from drinking human milk
That's a good decision
deadlyfungus15 shhhhh
@@deadlyfungus15 that's why my guy is lactose intolerant, so he can latch onto BOOBIE
The writers barely disguised kink
Yo. Some person, a human person, sat down and wrote this whole thing start to finish, and didn't once stop and second guess how they got into "journalism". Didn't once thing, hey, maybe this isn't as good of an idea as we think...
And someone also had to voice it. oh man
They're a satirical channel
@@alyxisalyx Hello True Story 👋
@@marcpolain5549 huh
Why do you assume the writers are human?
My Story Animated is on the same level as Death Note and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
The live-action versions not the originals.
Even the live action versions have more artistic merit than this nonsense
As just some avatar with a mustache I can approve they are equal to avatar last Airbender
The live action
They roasted themselves
What? There's a movie of ATLA live action?
😂
So, Jarvis, when are we getting the "Breast Is Best" merch?
That’s what I am wondering
We need this
As a flat chested girl I approve
The answer is..........NEVER!!!!!
I’m the 1000 like there must be breast is the best mech
As someone who recently had a kid. The idea of enough overproduction of milk to be willing to give it away freely is baffling. Like we had to go to pure formula because my girlfriend wasn't producing like any.
someone had to narrate, animate, and write this. someone did this and published it and that is very weird
Very weird is the least you can say
Right
The poor V/A dude
I don't know if it's just me but the narrator sounds like Crispin Freeman.
Yes
“I dated my dad”
(Rock music stops)
(Banjo music starts)
Hhhhhhhhhhhaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
GENERAL KENOBI
*Sweet home Alabama*
The fact they’re from Alabama too
Sweeet home Alabamaaaaaa
God this is like when Troom Troom was beefing with Danny Gonzalez but far worse because at least Troom Troom didn’t accuse Danny of being a breast milk drinking adult.
When was this? And is there a link
@@alexanderblitz4569 it was when danny was doing a video on troom troom and they had a character called stevie gonzalez
Its kinda more like when lilys garden put dannys nutcracker guy in a dumpster in the bg of one of their ads. That was more subtle at least but still extremely weird
Freaky
They made the character’s name “ speedy Gonzales”
Okay, what kind of unfortunate-ass child stumbled upon this video and had to experience the sheer creepiness in this god-forsaken video? This is like early 2000's/2010's DeviantArt, or somewhere else that isn't accessible via a web browser.
Titles: "am I beefing with an animated story channel?” > “I’m definitely beefing with an animated story channel” > "An Animated Story Channel Is Beefing With Me"
Hello Tony. We’re here for you.
Unfortunately we have to take you away due to countless accusations of hate crimes.
Wait lmao really-
Unfortunately sir, we are going to have to arrest you for your countless war crimes in Croatia. Please surrender immediately.
that’s a sequence
at first he was confused and unsure, then
he thought about it and changed it to “i am definitely” but he soon realized that sounded like he started the beef so he changed it to project what ACTUALLY HAPPENED
I love how the narrator pauses at 9:40 as if he was contemplating if he really wanted to say his next line and I don’t blame him
His voice cracked a bit, as if he was about to burst out laughing
@@bN_isheeere probably both
When he says "m i lk" it sounds legit like he's going to laugh.
*him internally, probably* you need the money you need the money you need the money you need the money you need the money you need the money
@@kaylamorello5478 Narrator-Chan just wants to get his bag 😩💅🏻✨
He can technically sue them for slander since it’s trying to depict a real person.
Probably not. Technically falls under parody. Besides, they're most likely a foreign company, and would be impossible to get any response from.
Yes. He should sue them
He can and should sue them. It's likely they are suited in Russia or India. More likely the first one.
don’t think so. the face structure and hair is just different enough to say it wasn’t him. they also only used his first name
@@danielthemaniel7461 I swear to God I almost liked your comment until I realized it was already at 69 likes
Damn, Jarvis Johnson fanfiction
I-
I hate that the fictional girlfriend has my name. I'm very uncomfortable
You done?
Hand the milk over Jarvis is hungry
Oof
F
OHANSJSJAHSHAAHGS💀
I am so sorry janelle.
This is straight up psychological warfare, I hope you're doing well Jarvis because I am not and I wasnt even in the video
Competition For LOST nIce
oh dude one more like til 420
Same...
AJ TISTIC ah a fan of mine
Lmao
These animated story channels are looking for beef, like people in the beauty community, just to get more attention.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I found you again!
New OWO?!
Holy crap it's some dude with a moustache :0
Hi again
You really are everywhere
The “NO MOMMY, I LOVE BOOBIE” part will be a quote under my photo in my high school year book
Someone: **Drinks normal milk**
Jarris: And I took that personally..
HAHAHA
"Jarris" LOL
Haha funny sus Among Us
@@justanamezain3602 That rhymesus
@@thineevee7345 8:57
What's ironic is that-as you've established-you don't need permission to use someone else's content within the context of fair use but you _do_ need permission to use a person's name and likeness for entertainment.
uno reverse
Slander is not fair use.
@@Aqua750 Explain what?
Well shit
@@Aqua750 jarvis makes a lot of videos reacting to these animation channels with stories "submitted by kids" where he exposes their exploitative practices.
if you’re ever sad, just know that someone somewhere had to animate a video about a youtuber drinking breast milk
Imagine being the voice acter 💀
y'know? that actually does make me feel a lot better
@@Batmantherealbatmanhe sounded close to tears man 😭
@@Batmantherealbatmanyou could hear the regret in his voice as he delivered those lines
@@Okayyykian"Hey you wanna act for us for 300 dollars?"
"sure!"
*later at studio*
"Alright, here ya go!"
'Thanks!"
*looks at script*
*shooketh*
"d i d w e m e n t i o n n o r e f u n d s"
*crys*
This is the exact definition of “and then everybody clapped”
"Because no one was reading it"
also known as:
People DID read it and then proceeded to rightfully criticise and call out our bullshit and we no likey that :((
We no likey bullies-
@@sams_not_here pwease dont buwwy us Jay sempai plz we only have mowe subs than u anyway :((((((
also: people read it and didn't agree with it so they didn't like the comment and we thought that meant no one was reading it
@@oranplan1630 yup.
"didnt get the response we wanted so obviously the only logical conclusion is that people didnt read it"
they be like yanderedev but with no swear words cuz its youtube
This is exactly what Danny Gonzalez’ song “Beef With Me” meant
before people ask for links, here is the one to danny’s response:
ruclips.net/video/X7Y0F_OGFKw/видео.html
@sir I was expecting a RickRoll link, why’d you taint my recommendations?
I've been singing this in my head the entire vid
Ok
@@castorhyfsat858 gosh darn it............
"Oh, breat feeding would be normal if is wasn't for..." (INTENSE VISIBLE CONFUSION) "Car commercials?"
Ah, yes. Breat feeding
no, really. why are guys attracted to breasts? theyre not private parts or anything like that, they are glorified sweat glands that make milk instead of sweat
@@theloczek9582 there are plenty of people attracted to weirder body parts that are also not sexual or private. At least boobs are commonly agreed to be attractive and are sensitive, when I learned that armpit sex was a thing, breasts became the least of my concerns for the human race
@@Maria-hw1uq eye bleach + brain wash
@@theloczek9582
i think it's a survival instinct
the woman with the largest breasts would be the best caretaker of the children because it signals they are youthful and have more nutrients for the child i guess?
The amount Jarvis quotes Hamilton is excellent
I feel like it was their way of saying " Jarvis SUCKS and he has made our life miserable"
I mean that's clearly what they are intending
It’s kinda obvious, they wanna paint him as a cyber bully and claim to be a victim.
well like Jarvis said, he did accidentally give their channel a lot of views, so he's actually accidentally helped them.
Jarvis sucks harder
S U C C
Even the voice actor has trouble keeping a straight voice. You can hear the slight chuckle from trying not to laugh.
It's pretty understandable, I can't stop laughing at how weird it is
I'm just afraid that there's going to be a sequel where Jarris becomes a grandfather and his daughter or daughter-in-law becomes his new source.
😭😭
_come here Mary, I heard you had a child, eh? I want a small favor from you._
OH NO OH GOD NO
Why’d you give them that idea ewwwwww
😂😂😂😂😂
Proud to be your son, Tyson Johnson 💯
"Too long and no one was reading it"
When my essay is 5 pages and 1 word but the maximum was 5 pages
F
Rip essay
jokes on them, the last word was "shrexxy"
Ha, back when I was in school, I would shrink the font by half a point. So if we had to use 12 point font, I'd use 11.5 if my paper was too long. That might not work if you're turning it in digitally though! >_
*dis·turb·ing*
/dəˈstərbiNG/
_adjective_
causing anxiety; worrying.
"this animated channel is disturbing"
*and discomfort ._.
@Scp 939 Watch, he'll turn red any second now...
any second now...
@@Killerbee4712 see, red! Oh wait, that's blood.
my favourite episode of Avatar is when Aang catches his breath next to a dumpster and sees a cat eating a half-eaten McDonald's meal and pretends to be a cat
Lmao
Lmao 😂
My personal favourite was about Zuko eating a scorpion and getting shunned by the whole fire nation for it.
(Yes this is based on an actual "storytime" video.)
I like the episode where Katara gets bitten on the ass by a snake in the toilet.
OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is just the animated version of the "im gonna draw you pregnant" threat