The Worst Animated Stories On Youtube (My Story Animated)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
  • I found some of the least relatable animated stories on youtube so here are those and also i made my own. oops!
    (NEW) These Fake Animated Stories Have To Be Stopped
    ► • These Fake Animated St...
    They Actually Animated My Story - • I'm Rich And Famous Bu...
    My Actually Happened Commentary - • Why Is RUclips Trendin...
    These channels all do this thing where they type out the script in the bio. so i'm gonna do that too.
    hello and welcome back to old man shouting at cloud
    i’m jarvis and today we're talking about my story animated
    which is the latest in clickbait animation channels full of overdramatic and probably fake stories “submitted by kids”
    they describe themselves as a digital platform that provides people to share their most interesting and life changing stories with the world.
    and if that sounds a lot like ACTUALLY HAPPENED, another youtube channel that's been all over trending lately with exactly the same premise, that's because
    it is.
    they're completely indistinguishable
    that’s part of the problem
    and if you account for the fact that actually happened is a knock-off of storybooth, a legitimate channel that actually works with children
    that would make my story animated a copy of a copy
    and it’s not even a fun copy either like mewtwo or nsync, or like how i'm a copy of every commentary youtuber
    it’s a bad copy with absurd clickbait and lazy production quality. which probably isn’t the fault of the people who actually animated the stories, but i’ll get to that later. it’s just clear that this is a clear money grab to me. we’re witnessing the birth of a content farm
    they started in 3 months ago after my video on actually happened.. and since then they’ve grown from 0-500k subs with viral hits like
    I was obsessed with our neighbors Ferrari so I stole it
    I’m too pretty
    I’m the richest girl in school and it’s embarassing
    i first found out about this channel because of my subreddit after my video on actually happened and if you aren’t familiar with them. all you need to know is that they claim to animate the stories that kids send to them, but it’s more likely that they’re just.. wait for it.. making them up. or OR stealing them directly from reddit
    now, i’m not trying to say that copying is inherently bad, like everyone is inspired by something, but my story animated is literally such a copy of actually happened that they even forgot to make their subscribe link on their about page not link to actually happened.
    the main difference between the two is that my story animated has someone figured out how to invest even less in production quality which is actually quite impressive.
    and unlike actually happened, which is run by our friends at 5-minute crafts,
    my story animated is independent and is just run by an italian guy named domino who just loves cartoons and animates each video by hand with tender love and care.
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 лет назад +29380

    whats up coolvampires

  • @spudtasticsalad3668
    @spudtasticsalad3668 5 лет назад +9390

    "I am embarrassingly rich" "i am TOO pretty" *DJ KHALED suffering from success*

  • @proffesionalbusiness3743
    @proffesionalbusiness3743 4 года назад +3063

    'I have slightly pointy teeth'
    They're called your canines hun

  • @alexbennet4195
    @alexbennet4195 3 года назад +3265

    STEP 1: Set up secret fake vampire cult
    STEP 2: Force new recruits to sleep in a coffin
    STEP 3: ???
    STEP 4: PROFIT

    • @raccoon3271
      @raccoon3271 3 года назад +35

      Like the Underpants Gnomes from South Park.

    • @moonmews4715
      @moonmews4715 3 года назад +72

      They were going to leave her to die and pick pocket her body, that was step 3

    • @catwetterau8273
      @catwetterau8273 3 года назад +14

      Make them hand over their wallets before they let you out

    • @CaliCosmicGal
      @CaliCosmicGal 2 года назад +32

      Isn’t this Call me Kevin’s Sims 4 series?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +8

      Me forcing myself to meditate by making it fun like

  • @inkystars19
    @inkystars19 3 года назад +1796

    That girl who tells the "truth" was literally a bully and spread lies, her mom had every right to stop her as a kid.

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 2 года назад +288

      I mean i can understand her telling someone else their hat looks like a nest if she was like 5 and couldn’t tell she was being mad, but her lying about someone cheating is just straight up bully material

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 2 года назад +23

      @@cinnabonbon exactly

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 2 года назад +28

      Yeah and they teaching these lessons to kids 😬

    • @Bobo-Nose
      @Bobo-Nose 2 года назад +13

      @@mangrovian1109 Didn't they say in the beginning that the story is based on people learning the wrong lessons, pretty sure they *want* them to know the moral is wrong.

    • @rattersworld1016
      @rattersworld1016 Год назад +3

      Yeah. WTF.

  • @HopeCasias10
    @HopeCasias10 4 года назад +2591

    When a guy tells me hes into "real women" I scurry away because I'm really 3 owls in a raincoat and he musn't find out

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 4 года назад +29

      😂

    • @movedtoponko_official8706
      @movedtoponko_official8706 4 года назад +128

      Me, a ton of treefrogs in a terrarium:

    • @Jwilhoftstg
      @Jwilhoftstg 4 года назад +40

      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 года назад +37

      Hope Sunshine i HATE when that happens

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 4 года назад +24

      -shit- I'm a cat in disguise, I never encountered that situation before but it might happen

  • @ardosplays3584
    @ardosplays3584 4 года назад +3686

    i love how the moral of the story is like " dont tell anybody your secrets because there's a chance they could be an honest person and tell everyone your crime for you to face what you deserve"

  • @rpgkingx3629
    @rpgkingx3629 4 года назад +3120

    Zara: “I do have pointy teeth.”
    Also Zara: *shows flat teeth on the drawing*

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 2 года назад +34

      Animators.

    • @P-nk-m-na
      @P-nk-m-na 2 года назад +95

      Zara is suspiciously similar to a certain fanfic character...i cant believe *my* mind is blank, the meme is *immortal*

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 2 года назад +54

      “I have slightly pointy teeth”
      Me: yeah they’re called canines

    • @idontposthereanymore5881
      @idontposthereanymore5881 Год назад +15

      @@P-nk-m-na i hate the fact i know exactly what this is referring to

    • @user-uu1xm8qw6d
      @user-uu1xm8qw6d Год назад +5

      @@idontposthereanymore5881
      why are you don't post here anymore?

  • @superoriginalusername.
    @superoriginalusername. 3 года назад +351

    there was a point where I couldn't afford food but honestly this girl getting bullied for her gucci bag has things soo much worse :(

  • @aprillovelyy
    @aprillovelyy 4 года назад +3776

    Goth wannabe: These people are really secret!
    Their password: "cOoL vAmPiRe"

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 3 года назад +22

      LOL

    • @alabamaslammer3921
      @alabamaslammer3921 3 года назад +10

      Quality pfp

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 3 года назад +56

      If she really wanted to find some goth kids just join your school's theatre club
      Source:am goth theatre kid

    • @DaRkStAr88888
      @DaRkStAr88888 3 года назад +10

      Watch South Park: The Ungroundable season 12 episode 14 they explain that goths are different than vamp kids ..... go to this link of the goth kids speech stating the difference
      ruclips.net/video/Co9rV6YlxkM/видео.html

    • @ellacarbery1488
      @ellacarbery1488 3 года назад

      Omfg that pfp

  • @mehmew7425
    @mehmew7425 4 года назад +3789

    I love how the bullies look like 69-year-old men

  • @jesschillin8270
    @jesschillin8270 4 года назад +1036

    "I am disgustingly rich"
    Boy you have no idea how much I want to be the daughter of Tony Stark

  • @dead_byte
    @dead_byte Год назад +317

    I love the fact that Jarvis made a 2-minute long animated storytime about his bullying kink

  • @keelymassar6139
    @keelymassar6139 4 года назад +2757

    "I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing.."
    Me: *drowning in student debt* Sure Jan.

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 4 года назад +21

      Q . Q
      Don't pin this on me.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 2 года назад

      Exactly
      It’s a privilege. Fucking-

    • @moonxliqht
      @moonxliqht 2 года назад +1

      marcia, marcia, marcia!

    • @hellgirl5000
      @hellgirl5000 Год назад +4

      Ok I just wanna say I’m happy to see someone else uses the phrase sure Jan lol 😂

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 3 года назад +284

    there was a girl in a mental hospital with me that did basically share a “i’m embarrassed bc i’m too rich” story. she talked about how her dad was the founder of a huge streaming site and she was like “i didn’t know on the east coast you’re not supposed to brag about being rich it’s cool to brag on the west coast i didn’t know :’(” and it was very weird to hear in group exposure therapy when everyone else had just shared a genuinely traumatic experience

    • @ChorusCory
      @ChorusCory Год назад +12

      wow. so glad nobody did that at the one i was in

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 Год назад +2

      West Coast problems

    • @thallium.81
      @thallium.81 Год назад +45

      West coastie here, she's lying, it's not cool to brag about how rich you are. She probably lived in a rich community or something.

    • @the_roman_emperor_fisheater
      @the_roman_emperor_fisheater 4 месяца назад +1

      thank god i wasnt there

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 2 года назад +208

    Weirdly enough, my school actually did have a a helicopter come once. There was a big field by my school. One kid had an uncle with a helicopter, so he got permission to bring it one day and teach us about helicopters.
    But there's no way the school would let him do that every day. It actually caused a bit of a ruckus, but it was fun for me and the other kids who had never seen a helicopter up close before!

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Год назад +8

      That sounds so cool!

    • @coinwater8511
      @coinwater8511 Год назад +23

      @@daydream5120 it was cool and educational. Not gonna lie, I don't remember the educational stuff.... But maybe it sparked another kid's interest in being a pilot or engeneer or something idk.

    • @jennifervillalobos1505
      @jennifervillalobos1505 Год назад +11

      One time In PE, someone passed out and broke their leg so a helicopter had to come n pick them up to take them to the ER

    • @lavinialadlass9432
      @lavinialadlass9432 Год назад

      Neat!

    • @chillitheconqueror3567
      @chillitheconqueror3567 Год назад +2

      That's so cool, my Helicopter had a school once!

  • @melissasmurphy4572
    @melissasmurphy4572 4 года назад +1994

    The girl in the I'm embarrassingly rich looks like a half peeled orange

  • @jackwilly456
    @jackwilly456 4 года назад +2164

    When you’re ego is so big you make a story called
    “I’m Too Pretty”

  • @heavenlyjen
    @heavenlyjen 3 года назад +261

    You actually finding the clip art of that coffin is hilarious

  • @marucalawrence2802
    @marucalawrence2802 3 года назад +440

    Me living in Romania like: “DRACULA AIN’T HERE GET USED TO IT”

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 3 года назад +55

      👉👈 when will he be home?

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 года назад +32

      @@sas.tronaut5055 well you see he is a famous hollywood actor being in as many movies as he is it's hard for him to get free time.

    • @HouseplantFish
      @HouseplantFish 3 года назад +12

      @@sas.tronaut5055 he has been dead for a long time now... If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm talking about Vlad Tepes.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад +2

      @@sas.tronaut5055 that made me laugh way too hard

    • @-Ghostess
      @-Ghostess 3 года назад +3

      @@HouseplantFish You can still visit the grave site since many treat him as a national hero through

  • @keke.the.maggot
    @keke.the.maggot 4 года назад +4956

    No one:
    Animated story titles:
    My boyfriend murdered me and put me in the freezer but I am still alive because I got pregnant

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 4 года назад +246

      🤩😋😟😩😳😳😱*i ate five pounds of salt and now I eat bee larvae and I am a bŁúë whâłê*😀🤯

    • @zonahs5821
      @zonahs5821 4 года назад +203

      I tried to kill my dad but then gained 2000 million pounds but I became pregnant because I'm actually *GAY* GONE SCARY

    • @iderbatbayar7479
      @iderbatbayar7479 4 года назад +92

      The Netflix original

    • @foxiki387
      @foxiki387 4 года назад +44

      The unborn child was the horcrux

    • @maxiball
      @maxiball 4 года назад +64

      😛😛😃😂😚🙂OMG I died and got pregnant when dead and when my baby was born I lived!!!!!😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😯😯😯

  • @dangould2441
    @dangould2441 4 года назад +3278

    Nobody:
    My story animated: I’m a millionaire, I wish I ate garbage instead.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 года назад +11

      😂😂

    • @lydias376
      @lydias376 4 года назад +25

      @leksos gru that alrady is one of there videos

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 4 года назад +65

      ugh i have so much money and im able to live in a good house and take care of myself
      i wish i was a homeless person that could control rats

    • @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640
      @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640 4 года назад +7

      Lydia S are u serious 🙀

    • @ghostanimations3
      @ghostanimations3 3 года назад +4

      you can eat trash though...

  • @fishknees
    @fishknees 3 года назад +632

    “I’m embarrassingly rich”
    Hmmm, I can help you with that. *Just pay me all your money and I’ll tell you how to fix it*

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 3 года назад +39

      You said you wish you had a regular amount of money?
      Give the riches to me!
      Done!

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 3 года назад +7

      @Anamosité oh yeah that too

    • @DaRkStAr88888
      @DaRkStAr88888 3 года назад +2

      But she is not rich her parents are it is not her money

  • @AnthroFox99
    @AnthroFox99 3 года назад +303

    Watch out Jarvis. My story animated has been starting shit with other content creators reacting to their videos.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 3 года назад +6

      Really?

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 3 года назад +26

      I know this is old but I need the tea, where do I find it

    • @michigangarnet3804
      @michigangarnet3804 3 года назад +20

      Jarvis made a video a while ago on Jarvis Johnson Gold about how they made a video about him drinking breast milk

    • @AnthroFox99
      @AnthroFox99 3 года назад +7

      @@michigangarnet3804 it wasn't them that was starting crap. It was actually happened but they're gone now.

  • @Paidnotspaid420
    @Paidnotspaid420 5 лет назад +2235

    “THEY WERENT EVEN REAL VAMPIRES”
    Thats what your worried about. After you were almost buried alive your mad that they werent real vampires.

    • @balls6819
      @balls6819 5 лет назад +9

      Burried? Lol

    • @Paidnotspaid420
      @Paidnotspaid420 5 лет назад +9

      Imloth you know what i meant

    • @nyx2481
      @nyx2481 5 лет назад +6

      @@Paidnotspaid420 Yes, Vampires are just.... Yeah

    • @lilly4268
      @lilly4268 5 лет назад +4

      did i just see your comment in a boyinaband video

    • @dreamingdodo2207
      @dreamingdodo2207 5 лет назад +3

      You're*
      You're**

  • @jankkhvej434
    @jankkhvej434 4 года назад +2388

    "My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It"
    -title generator

    • @iseeyou3352
      @iseeyou3352 4 года назад +115

      I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose so don't drink milk while funny video

    • @eucleiss-kfpspy9241
      @eucleiss-kfpspy9241 4 года назад +36

      @@iseeyou3352 what?

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 года назад +29

      wow relatable

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 4 года назад +21

      Seems legit.

    • @leg4ci242
      @leg4ci242 3 года назад +40

      Animated Story Title Generator
      I Was Not Ready For What I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Me On Dating App
      Generate
      Instagram | Twitter | RUclips
      made with 🤠by jarvis

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 2 года назад +67

    "i learned the hard way, guys!"
    *runs away from all of her problems which she caused for no reason and never faced any consequence*

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 3 года назад +153

    Hey Jessica, if your parents are rich, they could afford to get you a new haircut

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +15

      or some better clothes lmao, a neon green scarf, purple belt and brown shirt and shorts is not a look, i guess all the money in the world can't buy fashion sense

  • @nikorucupcake2499
    @nikorucupcake2499 5 лет назад +690

    “And i do have slightly pointed teeth”
    *left illustration closes up on the most curved/circular teeth ever*

  • @banniebunnie1276
    @banniebunnie1276 4 года назад +2256

    “I am the richest person at school and it’s-
    OUR FAMOUS MEAT LOVERS AT PIZZA HUT
    embarrassing”
    the ad’s timing is top notch

    • @raiden168
      @raiden168 4 года назад +39

      IM DYING 😂

    • @baguettetete984
      @baguettetete984 4 года назад +9

      Sksksk yesh

    • @rodeogirl135473
      @rodeogirl135473 4 года назад +14

      I’m deceased 😂

    • @DaRkStAr88888
      @DaRkStAr88888 3 года назад +8

      Nasty ass greasy pizza how do they manage to make it that greasy...some may say the meat some may say the cheese that may make it more greasy but I have gotten a veggie pizza no meat no cheese just veggies greasy as fuck it is like they infuse oil into the dough

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 года назад +41

      @@DaRkStAr88888 be careful what you say.
      Remember
      You can't out pizza the hut

  • @enbyspock
    @enbyspock 2 года назад +76

    I love how Zara is speaking her story out while we're viewing it, like she's just sitting at her computer narrating what is happening in real time. imagine walking into a room and seeing that lmao

  • @letitiapogaceanu8248
    @letitiapogaceanu8248 4 года назад +111

    4:51 if I hear one more person talk about "vampires in Romania" i-
    It's just a myth and a lie and it's all because of a dictator in the 1450's...
    (I am Romanian)

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +9

      La fel si eu. Vlad nu e faimos din cauza luptelor sale impotriva otomanilor, ci pentru asta. Din cauza unui autor irlandez.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 года назад +1

      @Leviathan 🤦‍♂️

  • @HighCaliberGarbage
    @HighCaliberGarbage 5 лет назад +1890

    Pixar better step up their game.
    First story had 10/10 lip syncing.

    • @jarrish2040
      @jarrish2040 5 лет назад +27

      Pac Man turned into a ghost then possessed a wannabe vampire I guess

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 5 лет назад +3

      Oh it's you :0

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 лет назад +42

      Look at those expressions and fluid animated gestures too! Walt Disney wished he was this good before he kicked the bucket!

    • @idekxd6332
      @idekxd6332 5 лет назад +1

      Lol wasn't expecting you to be here high calabier

  • @svnnyday
    @svnnyday 5 лет назад +1964

    I dated my brother to pretend i was straight
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 4 года назад +112

      Sounds like something they'll post one day

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 4 года назад +99

      SWEEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @adam3545
      @adam3545 4 года назад +4

      Wtf

    • @unicornfun3399
      @unicornfun3399 4 года назад +18

      Dayum Alabama calm down

    • @svnnyday
      @svnnyday 4 года назад +23

      I'd like to just clarify for anyone who thinks I was serious: I don't even have a brother lol

  • @sherifflasso
    @sherifflasso 3 года назад +54

    13:32 what I love about this story is that she didn't fool anyone with her IG account.
    Like, damn. She didn't pull the wool over anyone's eyes.

  • @silent_one_of_06
    @silent_one_of_06 3 года назад +43

    For the '' I told the truth to the wrong person'' video, she making herself look like she's innocent. How low can she stoop? Unacceptable!

  • @kaylees1908
    @kaylees1908 5 лет назад +1935

    My dad went out for milk 7 years ago and never came back
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @snoyuu046
      @snoyuu046 5 лет назад +58

      Wow, that's amazing! My dad also left me but he went out to get cigarettes at the gas station instead of milk.

    • @septicsoldier2589
      @septicsoldier2589 5 лет назад +52

      Have you checked the milk and cigarette isle? He probably just got stuck in a bear trap.

    • @Floompy939
      @Floompy939 5 лет назад +23

      I’m surprised that there is no triggered feminists in the reply section😂

    • @whoever3441
      @whoever3441 4 года назад +10

      but that actually happened

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 4 года назад +13

      “YOU SAID DAD WENT OUT TO GET MILK 42 YEARS AGO! HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE NOW

  • @feverdream392
    @feverdream392 5 лет назад +4461

    I pretended to be gay to hide the fact I was actually gay
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
    edit: thanks for the likes m8s, gonna go buy a sans body pillow 🧀😩

  • @catherineb196
    @catherineb196 3 года назад +49

    “Know what? You look like a nest. Got eggs?”
    BARS

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 3 года назад +34

    I like how she’s talking about how hard it is to be new and rich...Imagine being a 12 year old in a pandemic who’s dog died a week before her birthday and moved the day after her birthday, ignored being sad about moving, developed social anxiety and depression, have to PAY FOR COLLEGE BECAUSE IM NOT RICH, but still... being embarrassingly rich is awful too...

  • @NeighborSenpai
    @NeighborSenpai 5 лет назад +11623

    I'm the richest girl at school and it's embarrassing
    Weird flex but ok

    • @-maya-6498
      @-maya-6498 5 лет назад +69

      Cielitos El Azulito chill sis

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 лет назад +17

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 nah b, already have B)

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 лет назад +10

      I FORGOT TO CH-

    • @azulhidalgoherrera2845
      @azulhidalgoherrera2845 5 лет назад +4

      @@cheesyquokka oh ok, forget what i just said. Veins are too important for being cut

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 лет назад +25

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 I was making a little joke, sorry if that was rude. But yeah, I agree, I've seen some people who are legit going through stuff like that, but gladly they're alright now. Thanks for the concern tho, I was just stressed and I thought a joke like that would releave some of that.

  • @upupupuh3178
    @upupupuh3178 5 лет назад +1720

    i woke up at the wrong time, i died and now I'm an angel
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

  • @skiingiphonebro119
    @skiingiphonebro119 4 года назад +105

    “I went back in time and killed hitler but the copyright police said that I ripped off doctor who so I joined MI6 and took down the government and created a paradox so the world was destroyed”

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 Год назад +16

    Imagine if the “vampire” group was actually just like a Twilight fan club or a group playing Vampire: the Masquerade or something, and this insane girl shows up actually thinking she’s a vampire

  • @saamil637
    @saamil637 4 года назад +1937

    MY DAD IS RICH
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
    No , really , my dad's name is Rich

  • @yuhgetintoit6043
    @yuhgetintoit6043 5 лет назад +4046

    my birthday is the day i was born
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @GrayYeonWannabe
    @GrayYeonWannabe 2 года назад +43

    jarvis' story is so fucking funny. the animator did a gr8 job making it even funnier

  • @completlynormalhypernova666
    @completlynormalhypernova666 2 года назад +73

    I feel so embarrassed that i used to unironically watch these channel types. And i actually believed them 💀

    • @anniepohlman
      @anniepohlman Год назад +6

      Same. I kinda felt like some weren’t real, but definitely thought most were

  • @9annax
    @9annax 5 лет назад +796

    I sold my soul to cheesecake factory and now I'm slowly turning into a cheesecake
    Actually happened!!!

    • @ratmannnnn
      @ratmannnnn 5 лет назад +13

      it's fitting that your profile picture is Ariel

    • @chrismclain2097
      @chrismclain2097 5 лет назад

      555 likes

    • @ddgarza2112
      @ddgarza2112 5 лет назад

      Ah dude as soon as I saw the word cheesecake my cravings just ahh.

    • @funnpunn_xox6969
      @funnpunn_xox6969 5 лет назад +1

      Woah This comment has 666 likes

    • @bagoflesh
      @bagoflesh 5 лет назад

      i'd do this

  • @LamWarp
    @LamWarp 4 года назад +1052

    12:05 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the account name is "blurryface_mcstealyoman"

  • @zeroslash2050
    @zeroslash2050 4 года назад +13

    I feel like the rich story was one of the storywriters going "how absurd of a story could I write without anyone saying anything?" At which point, they made something stupid and nobody stopped them.

  • @artificiallightk
    @artificiallightk 5 лет назад +697

    "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    Oh, yup. Tots believe you, no problem there !

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 4 года назад +15

      More like „I‘m a relatable american teenager with a medical conditions that causes my hand to both point to the right side and I totally exist.“

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 4 года назад +1

      Totes*

  • @alexanderashcraft4726
    @alexanderashcraft4726 4 года назад +386

    jarvis actually wrote harry potter, so you nerds can still like it

    • @clarathecat1233
      @clarathecat1233 3 года назад +15

      Noice

    • @sunshineyrainbows13
      @sunshineyrainbows13 3 года назад +6

      J.K Rowling wasn't wrong about the reality of biological sex. It is always going to matter no matter how much we try to pretend it doesn't.

    • @trashgoblin1182
      @trashgoblin1182 3 года назад +46

      @@sunshineyrainbows13 Someone doesn't know ahat Jk Rowling actually said, does, nor how biological sex works

    • @viemarirunoa
      @viemarirunoa 2 года назад +2

      @@trashgoblin1182 You lost me at "ahat"

    • @trashgoblin1182
      @trashgoblin1182 2 года назад +17

      @@viemarirunoa my sincerest apologies for not spell checking a less than one paragraph YT comment lol

  • @alexhorowitz4527
    @alexhorowitz4527 3 года назад +39

    every sixty seconds in Australia, a minute passes.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED.*

  • @grazielly-te2pf
    @grazielly-te2pf 4 года назад +1937

    My mom is the one who gave *BIRTH* to me!!!
    ACTYALAU HAPPENSHS

    • @coldrogue5234
      @coldrogue5234 4 года назад +131

      I had it worse, I found out that I was born from a human and not hatched from the egg of my neighbours pet chicken :(

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 4 года назад +35

      @@coldrogue5234 ok this made me laugh at 3am wtf xD

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 4 года назад +5

      @@coldrogue5234 i'm cri 😔

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 4 года назад +3

      @Sophie r u demon friend?

    • @noahslone4022
      @noahslone4022 4 года назад +2

      @@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 for me it was 4 am

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 4 года назад +505

    19:19 "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    seems legit

  • @brookesdaze
    @brookesdaze 3 года назад +154

    I'm so glad that the adventures of Gary can be my new obsession. Such a creative story, and it's even written by someone that's not transphobic! What content

    • @2nian
      @2nian 10 месяцев назад

      Perouz Haroutunian Jerry Michaud23

  • @bestbi3587
    @bestbi3587 3 года назад +18

    My mom used to get flown to school by her dad, but it wasn't because they were super rich it was because they lived a 45-minute drive from town and her dad had a small plane for crop dusting and he'd take her to the airport like a 10 minute walk from her school

    • @maxhoblick5830
      @maxhoblick5830 3 года назад +4

      Well that’s a little different (it’s cool btw) than her dad flying to the school on a helicopter and dropping her off

  • @idioticpigeon2823
    @idioticpigeon2823 5 лет назад +2453

    My grandpa is actually my son.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 5 лет назад +1326

    I was killed but I survived
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @nomethodonlymadness9528
    @nomethodonlymadness9528 3 года назад +3

    Okay but coffins look mad comfy. You're telling me, all I need to do to join a vampire gang, is to take a nap in a dark box? Just toss in a water bottle and a blanket and I'll catch you in 8-12 hours

  • @minecraftgirl8733
    @minecraftgirl8733 4 года назад +23

    Clara:something absolutely terrifying happened
    Me: the headache your background is giving me?

  • @Gabby-wn7tr
    @Gabby-wn7tr 4 года назад +545

    4:13
    Wait, so she believes being pale is a vampire requirement? How would she react if a black person wanted to be a vampire?

    • @kittycatlover8000
      @kittycatlover8000 4 года назад +75

      Dude shush before she reads this comment, I'm disguised as the blonde dude that got arrested..... She didn't like the idea of a black vampire chick, so I did what had to be done.....🤣

    • @Rei-ul4gv
      @Rei-ul4gv 4 года назад +7

      THIS IS KINDA RASCIST

    • @mhopeless
      @mhopeless 4 года назад +13

      bercy is back :3 that’s not racist, the person who wrote the comment is just asking...

    • @deez747
      @deez747 4 года назад +2

      It isn’t though

  • @esthermacky8067
    @esthermacky8067 5 лет назад +743

    15:44
    *talking*
    *helicopter sound*
    “.. Jessica’s here”😂😂

  • @remish7717
    @remish7717 3 года назад +24

    When I was like 11, I used to watch these channels because I was stupid and lied about my age. This video was the first “smart” content I found a few years ago. So I just wanted to say thanks while I’m revisiting it because this video showed me how stupid I was being. :)

  • @mica8701
    @mica8701 2 года назад +2

    that last story is 1000000% some rich kid who doesnt have any friends writing a fantasy about her classmates being richist to make her feel better about nobody liking her (most likely because of her being unpleasant to hang out with LMAO)

  • @titsoutforlusikka
    @titsoutforlusikka 4 года назад +612

    The rich girl shoud've said "My father will hear about this." So the could've been killed or worse, expelled.

  • @thejummyjum6207
    @thejummyjum6207 5 лет назад +562

    I breathed oxygen and nitrogen
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @Virgilz_
    @Virgilz_ 3 года назад +6

    “And I have slightly pointy teeth!”
    ...you mean canine teeth?...that everyone has?

  • @pariahcovers5893
    @pariahcovers5893 9 месяцев назад +5

    Moral of the story: it's okay to be a horrible person and do horrible things, as long as you don't tell anybody!

  • @meowberi
    @meowberi 4 года назад +1707

    I am mentally stable!
    *ACTUALLY DIDN’T HAPPEN*

    • @jenergy8725
      @jenergy8725 4 года назад +53

      LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!
      my dad just walked in and goes, "ComE oN, iT CaNT Be tHat fUNnY..."
      I told him and he's laughing his head off.
      Its been three minutes and he's still going strong.
      Lol thank you for making him laugh he was in a funk

    • @meowberi
      @meowberi 4 года назад +6

      Cray-Cray Potato aw thanks :3

    • @jasem1016
      @jasem1016 4 года назад

      IvyPool AJ dumb furry

    • @meowberi
      @meowberi 4 года назад +6

      SLEEK GAMER lol I’m not a furry XD

    • @discontinuedchannel4544
      @discontinuedchannel4544 4 года назад +7

      SLEEK GAMER Shut up, fortniter.

  • @yiselsilva-alvarado3528
    @yiselsilva-alvarado3528 5 лет назад +273

    I can't be a vampire because I'm Latina and we put garlic on just about everything.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 года назад +11

      That's vampire discrimination for ya, people in eastern europe are like that

    • @leahballard9255
      @leahballard9255 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @owo-ky9rz
      @owo-ky9rz 4 года назад +2

      dude HOW I can't even think about garlic without gagging

    • @GrilledCheese_Master
      @GrilledCheese_Master 4 года назад +3

      I’m only half and I know it’s true

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 4 года назад

      I‘m 100% vampire because I don‘t like garlic.
      After this vid I‘ve seen the clues.

  • @itzdiva7914
    @itzdiva7914 3 года назад +23

    They're legit attacking Jay from the Kubz Scouts

  • @EverScrolls
    @EverScrolls 2 года назад +5

    A staple of these stories
    "I WAS FURIOUS!"
    "It turns out."
    "We were just a normal family like everyone else."

  • @Blueninja825
    @Blueninja825 5 лет назад +1304

    I found out my uncle was secretly the twin clone of Hitler leading an army of Nazi Cyborg Velociraptors that are trying to takeover the moon and kidnap Kevin Bacon's cousin.
    Actually Happened

  • @bob8mybobbob
    @bob8mybobbob 4 года назад +376

    "you see, I have this problem where I always tell the truth"
    *spreads lies*
    "And that is how my always telling the truth ruined my life"

  • @petergriffin7279
    @petergriffin7279 3 года назад +29

    11:56
    *”That was the first “sus” recorded in history”*

    •  18 дней назад

      No

  • @thefoxsocks0207
    @thefoxsocks0207 2 года назад +14

    11:58
    jarvis said sus
    he was ahead of his time
    and now he’s behind his time

    •  18 дней назад

      Yes, that's been a word

  • @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 4 года назад +562

    "My Father Forced Me To Revenge My Dad
    " -Generator
    bro what-

    • @ShadowWolf-rd1cs
      @ShadowWolf-rd1cs 4 года назад +1

      Whats the site?

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 4 года назад +13

      Obviously her stepfather convinced her to take revenge on her biological dad

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 4 года назад

      @@vanelly5652 r/woooooooooooosh

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 4 года назад +13

      Grazoninja 6400 I was trying to be s a r c a s t i c

  • @nel_mp4
    @nel_mp4 5 лет назад +6111

    *I’m rich and hate it*
    BOI IF YOU DONT-

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 лет назад +356

      I’m too pretty and rich **sigh**

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 5 лет назад +325

      @@dryb0nesz My parents love me and I can't deal with it 😢

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 лет назад +148

      Vincisomething omg I’m so sorry! 😪

    • @himinecraftbois395
      @himinecraftbois395 5 лет назад +12

      Ha

    • @yup4021
      @yup4021 5 лет назад +64

      I’m so Quirky a tragedy

  • @georgiag2685
    @georgiag2685 4 года назад +15

    "I wish I wasn't rich or pretty!" Weird things to be sad about but ok....

  • @clemclemclemclemcl
    @clemclemclemclemcl 10 месяцев назад +2

    19:17 “Hi…my name is NEIL CICIEREGA.”

  • @parsleytheherb7505
    @parsleytheherb7505 4 года назад +293

    I can totally relate though like my dad takes me to school in his private jet everyday even when I tell him no. Like it’s so hard being rich NOBODY wants to be my friend even though I’m fraccin rich

    • @zekimse
      @zekimse 3 года назад +4

      @a thing with legs r/whoosh

    • @Hannah-wn6pw
      @Hannah-wn6pw 3 года назад +4

      @@zekimse They said it was a joke. Clearly, the joke didn't go over their head

    • @Bethanywi
      @Bethanywi 3 года назад

      @@zekimse r/it'swooooshwith4o's

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 года назад +2

      zehra sivac 汚遺ど r/redditorsonyoutube

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 3 года назад +4

      I hate being that rich I wish I was poor

  • @sidh1135
    @sidh1135 4 года назад +307

    My husband left me for another man and I was finally free to openly date my lesbian gym trainer
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @darkserpent7191
    @darkserpent7191 Год назад +3

    If they were actually animating people's stories though...imagine how hilarious it would be for some kid to be watching a my story animated video and *recognize* one of their classmates

  • @sadpee7710
    @sadpee7710 4 года назад +10

    i like how it goes from a lesson about not getting caught, to a lesson about how tough it is to be rich.
    like... wow. at least some of these other channels are trying to have a good message.

  • @salt1272
    @salt1272 5 лет назад +376

    I swallowed my iPad and my friend pushed me off a cliff
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @WoodsAreBeautiful
    @WoodsAreBeautiful 5 лет назад +533

    I picked up a stick and became Harry potter
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @cherry_blossomo7212
    @cherry_blossomo7212 4 года назад +7

    Thank you for making videos of awareness, I completely fell for these content farms and hope they do close up soon! 💗

  • @Sleve-McDichael
    @Sleve-McDichael 9 месяцев назад +2

    20:39 wasnt really paying attention and heard this and was like "what?! This cant be real" then realised it was Jarvis's voice 😂😂

  • @DevZen0
    @DevZen0 5 лет назад +563

    I died at 2 years old.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @rawrxD69
      @rawrxD69 5 лет назад +4

      I mean that could actually happen, just revival with the paddles

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 лет назад +6

      actually, **ANTIVAX HAPPENED**

    • @sarojarya2806
      @sarojarya2806 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously
      Then how are u talking

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 лет назад +13

      @@sarojarya2806 r/wooosh

    • @tamlikescats4639
      @tamlikescats4639 4 года назад +5

      anti vaxxers be like

  • @graesce
    @graesce 4 года назад +183

    when the sign in his backdrop says “my animated lies”

    • @lydiab3039
      @lydiab3039 4 года назад +9

      This is so underrated.

  • @WHY-FHY
    @WHY-FHY 2 года назад +3

    Zvoid is the people who made the Dhar Man clone that makes all the characters have powers

  • @abbymorrison3097
    @abbymorrison3097 2 года назад +4

    "Do you have a package for me!?"
    "..."
    "...no."

  • @michaeltapia505
    @michaeltapia505 4 года назад +480

    My mom took form of a potato and my dad accidentally ate her.
    A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

    • @kn-jt9dj
      @kn-jt9dj 3 года назад +3

      This is top notch

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 3 года назад +3

      Don't give them ideas!

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад +1

      PotatOS anyone?

    • @maggier4806
      @maggier4806 3 года назад +6

      Have you heard of that Roman story where someone’s wife turns into a fly and they eat her so that they can be more powerful than her?

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 3 года назад +2

      @@maggier4806 Palpatine is that you?

  • @mahasenwalid339
    @mahasenwalid339 5 лет назад +797

    I was born 8 times.
    *ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*

  • @jun-hs4eo
    @jun-hs4eo 4 года назад +9

    ‘My dad snorted my brothers ashes and became pregnant’
    *A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*

  • @sultanafirdousi7912
    @sultanafirdousi7912 3 года назад +6

    My last name is zarah and every time you said zarah, I felt like I was being scolded by my parents.

  • @FinnValentineB
    @FinnValentineB 5 лет назад +482

    6:20 *LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR VAMPIRE MEETING TODAY. YOUR FAMILY IS ON THE LINE*

  • @ninalovesandybiersack5321
    @ninalovesandybiersack5321 5 лет назад +526

    My mom told me that grandma is her mother!
    Actually Happened