The CRINGIEST Incel Rapper (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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  • @RyanBeard
    @RyanBeard  3 года назад +4524

    Grab AtlasVPN's early Black Friday deal for 86% OFF + 3 extra free months! atlasv.pn/MrBeard

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 года назад +18

      a

    • @TheUntalentedGay
      @TheUntalentedGay 3 года назад +31

      Bro how are you out here showing images of literal shit and still getting sponsored. 😭

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +32

      If I’m not mistaken, Danny’s an ExpressVPN guy… Awkward.

    • @davemonster2
      @davemonster2 3 года назад +6

      2:33 maybe not this guy but have you not heard about the girl who got knocked about to a NBA player and left him so she could claim his bag. She bragged about on Instagram

    • @garyjr.488
      @garyjr.488 3 года назад +14

      i cant believe "drinking horse semen" is part of the sponsor

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 3 года назад +15408

    "Women are the reason men are gay"
    Actually, men are the reason but ok.

    • @AlexiaSmith96
      @AlexiaSmith96 3 года назад +1158

      That’s probably a better rhyme than he’ll ever rap.

    • @interestedbee5389
      @interestedbee5389 3 года назад +523

      this reads like dr seuss i love it

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +346

      As a Bi guy, I can confirm this

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 года назад +36

      LOL 😂 nice 👍

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 года назад +329

      I have no idea why but my brain wouldn't process how gay and ok rhymed for like a solid minute

  • @TheOctavian316
    @TheOctavian316 3 года назад +21081

    His aesthetic is greasy 1950s bully. He's a Stephen King villain. He just needs a switchblade, and 2 goons.

    • @Lilly-ve8ze
      @Lilly-ve8ze 3 года назад +710

      He would beat up the stand by me kids

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 года назад +170

      Oh this is perfect 😂🤣

    • @jbudde7383
      @jbudde7383 3 года назад +745

      I would argue that he’s one of the goons.

    • @jasongracedefenseattorney
      @jasongracedefenseattorney 3 года назад +79

      aww nice octavian. . . has quintilius varus given you back your legions yet?

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 года назад +423

      @@jbudde7383 Definitely. He's the least like 3d personality goon. Like the most stereotypical jackass weirdo goon. There's always that dynamic, like the least cool of the group. Like the Heathers.

  • @dianeschmidt17
    @dianeschmidt17 3 года назад +8615

    When he can’t think of a rhyme he just ends the line with “shit” or “fuck” 😂

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 года назад +344

      Or "bitch"

    • @donttellthefbiimhere9426
      @donttellthefbiimhere9426 3 года назад +290

      @@elleembee6335 Or “guy”

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 года назад +193

      @@donttellthefbiimhere9426 I'm just glad the racial slur wasn't a regular in these.

    • @yeszoplusfriends
      @yeszoplusfriends 3 года назад +55

      He truely is the second coming of Eminem.

    • @ratstanduser
      @ratstanduser 3 года назад +36

      Revolutionary rhyming if you ask me.

  • @mandeanraje2300
    @mandeanraje2300 Год назад +4564

    Oh I knew the racism was coming out at some point lmao. You can’t have misogyny and homophobia and not have racism all up in there. Gotta love incels.

    • @Eros-9-7-22
      @Eros-9-7-22 Год назад +557

      It’s like incel bingo 💀

    • @Mousemellow14
      @Mousemellow14 11 месяцев назад +371

      gotta catchem all 💀

    • @Echo_8054
      @Echo_8054 10 месяцев назад +281

      Man's collecting hate crimes like infinity stones

    • @xctyl
      @xctyl 10 месяцев назад +31

      NAAW LMAO

    • @karitasphoto9078
      @karitasphoto9078 9 месяцев назад +100

      the unholy trinity

  • @endmite
    @endmite 3 года назад +7312

    "women are emotional" *is visibly angry which is an emotion*

    • @akashkhan4655
      @akashkhan4655 3 года назад +411

      men's anger doesnt count as an emotion😤

    • @endmite
      @endmite 3 года назад +699

      @@akashkhan4655 so true, when woman angry they on period, when men angry they strong and manly

    • @explojinn
      @explojinn 3 года назад +388

      @@endmite Very stronk very manly 😡👿👹🥶

    • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
      @-myharlequinnsapphicarch- 3 года назад +199

      @@explojinn 💪👺🤜 STRONK

    • @bloomph
      @bloomph 3 года назад +68

      help the sewer rats r gonna tickle my pickle

  • @daniellaalouf
    @daniellaalouf 3 года назад +10795

    His hair looks wet because his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

    • @ThePoetTree
      @ThePoetTree 3 года назад +441

      He really isn’t even good enough to be mentioned in the same breath as Eminem, but I appreciate the solidity of the joke. 😂😂

    • @annacook1222
      @annacook1222 3 года назад +380

      he’s nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 3 года назад +203

      His chicken tendies are fried and bready. Put em’ in her oven, hot damn they’re ready. Got her squirting honey musty, nice and steady.

    • @nanners2542
      @nanners2542 2 года назад +57

      oml this is gold

    • @jaxenlol6939
      @jaxenlol6939 2 года назад +131

      @@annacook1222 to drop bars but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down

  • @katiemackcomments
    @katiemackcomments 3 года назад +9652

    Gotta love how he rhymes 'shit' with 'shit' and 'guy' with 'guy', he's a real mastermind

  • @frog_from_mars
    @frog_from_mars Год назад +1045

    As a gay person thing, I can confirm I did this myself. Giving women the blame for my homosexuality really discredits all the hard work i’ve done to make me the gayest version of myself. This has been my Ted talk.

    • @BreadyMcBased
      @BreadyMcBased 11 месяцев назад +90

      Bro has a PHD in homosexuality

    • @jedahn
      @jedahn 11 месяцев назад +13

      A choice was identified, and a decision made. 😂

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@BreadyMcBasedI have one too

    • @NocturnalTyphlosion
      @NocturnalTyphlosion 7 месяцев назад +25

      being gay isnt a choice, but being THIS gay is, and it's always the correct one

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 6 месяцев назад +4

      progressive gayness

  • @minebr100
    @minebr100 3 года назад +3915

    imagine the nerve it takes to send a sponsored video back to the company for approval and THE FIRST SENTENCE in your ad is "Now i know that drinking horse semen might make you feel strong and protected"

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 года назад +1364

      This is exactly what happened

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 3 года назад +137

      @@RyanBeard Huge balls

    • @alxndra1772
      @alxndra1772 3 года назад +199

      @@RyanBeard wait, did you give them any context to that line, or did they have no idea and think it was normal??

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 года назад +2

      🤮

    • @bailoutexists
      @bailoutexists 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@missbraindamage bet he's got a lot of emotion in em

  • @Pinely
    @Pinely 3 года назад +8627

    I miss the old Eminem :(

    • @hiba_stxr
      @hiba_stxr 3 года назад +7

      a

    • @anis9627
      @anis9627 3 года назад +61

      Eminem have gone down hill😞⚰️

    • @festeringcum4808
      @festeringcum4808 3 года назад +31

      Well now we have new Eminem

    • @wazzer912
      @wazzer912 3 года назад +11

      RAP GOD

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 года назад +32

      Divorcin Harrison Ford in a Porsche. You using way too many napkins. Bapkins.

  • @badumbum71
    @badumbum71 3 года назад +4802

    As a gay man I can confirm the reason I'm gay is not because of women, but because of men

    • @fififofum168
      @fififofum168 3 года назад +427

      As a lesbian woman I can also confirm that the reason I’m a lesbian is not because of women, but because of men

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 года назад +357

      @@fififofum168 As a Lesbian I can say that I'm definitely a lesbian because of women😔 women are pretty❤❤❤❤

    • @badumbum71
      @badumbum71 3 года назад +61

      @@fififofum168 that is 100% fair sjdjdjd

    • @fififofum168
      @fififofum168 3 года назад +39

      @@rx500android oh 100%

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +44

      No you’re lying, this guy is the only correct person in the world

  • @heuixis
    @heuixis Год назад +1055

    I dated a guy like this. After I kicked him out for not contributing, he sent me death threats. Then he went and had a shrekshual relationship with a 14 yo. Shit like this is weird.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 11 месяцев назад +222

      Sounds like he learned from his time with you that grown women weren't as easily manipulatable as underaged girls.

    • @Kuneho_Archives
      @Kuneho_Archives 7 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@funnatopia704 OH HEW NAHHH

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 6 месяцев назад +38

      Sounds like you missed a bullet there.

    • @Bananasplitsssz
      @Bananasplitsssz 5 месяцев назад +58

      @@BoxOfToastersmore like a tactical nuke

    • @LuminousDarkOne
      @LuminousDarkOne 5 месяцев назад +7

      Not trying to be a dick but. SHREKSHUAL? Can someone please tell me what that means???

  • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
    @MadeleineSwannSurreal 3 года назад +6149

    He's proof that lots of women actually don't like douchebags haha

    • @anenemystand5582
      @anenemystand5582 3 года назад +281

      I mean there's douchebags and then there is a legitimate threat to your safety and maybe a little crossover in the middle. But this guy is firmly planted in the latter.

    • @MadeleineSwannSurreal
      @MadeleineSwannSurreal 3 года назад +23

      @@anenemystand5582 for sure, I've been there myself

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 3 года назад +74

      It helps when the douchebag is attractive, which he is not lol

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 3 года назад +105

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx I feel like that's a bit of a stereotype anyway. Even though there definitely are some people like that, it's not only women. In general I think alot of people just want to win someone over to prove themselves

    • @jesuskillmyopps
      @jesuskillmyopps 3 года назад +15

      @@xXChaoticRavenXx u can be a douche of any gender n if ur attractive most ppl wont care lolll

  • @clairelehman9925
    @clairelehman9925 3 года назад +22615

    I like that he consistently rhymes “shit” and “shit”. Poetic.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 года назад +397

      The skill!

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 года назад +463

      He’s truly a spiritual miracle individual

    • @leifhelland6313
      @leifhelland6313 3 года назад +159

      @@TrentonF505 I'm a lyrical miracle!!!

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 3 года назад +265

      rappers do this all the time but they also at least don't do it every single video, which he does. also other rappers are good, whereas he is not.

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +125

      @@droomzy love your analysis, couldn’t said it any better. Deeply moved!

  • @Onigiriedits
    @Onigiriedits 3 года назад +10063

    The grease is a defense mechanism. He’s so slippery that no woman can catch him!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 года назад +195

      Shit this made me laugh. 🤣

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 3 года назад +271

      I hope no one catches him. For their sake

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 3 года назад +131

      He makes me want to go take a shower even though I took one only a few hours ago. ick 😖

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 3 года назад +70

      He's gotta be slippery or the women might steal his semen. 😌

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 года назад +18

      🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

  • @SeanMania213
    @SeanMania213 Год назад +1682

    The fact that I’m still bisexual after watching this is proof sexual preference is unfortunately not a choice

    • @evangonzalez7732
      @evangonzalez7732 10 месяцев назад +62

      I was attracted to him, his body was kinda nice.
      Then he spoke-

    • @Bananasplitsssz
      @Bananasplitsssz 5 месяцев назад +17

      This video made me evolve into a lesbian.

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 5 месяцев назад +38

      Unfortunately so, dude is trying to make me into a lesbian..and I’m a man

    • @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament
      @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament 4 месяца назад +13

      I'm just so traumatized by this man that I'm asexual.

    • @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament
      @SingeingVisionOfTheFirmament 4 месяца назад +11

      @@evangonzalez7732 You didn't notice the edgy purple effect?

  • @cet1r1z1ne
    @cet1r1z1ne 3 года назад +30515

    As a woman, you're welcome, gay men. I spend hours in my lab every day working on The Gay™ and it's become a thankless job. Next time you be homosexual, remember that it was me all along.

    • @tyr9499
      @tyr9499 3 года назад +2854

      Wait so how did you make me bisexual? What's the secret formula?

    • @cet1r1z1ne
      @cet1r1z1ne 3 года назад +4438

      @@tyr9499 My lawyers have advised me not to divulge the secrets of The Gay™, however, I *can* tell you that my witch cauldron has been seeing a lot of use in recent years.

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 3 года назад +246

      @@tyr9499 you are bi because you have a partial immunity to "The Gay™"

    • @nomeayano7757
      @nomeayano7757 2 года назад +676

      @@cet1r1z1ne Thank you

    • @morathehollow4797
      @morathehollow4797 2 года назад +990

      Wait, so are you behind this whole transgender thing as well? Goddammit we need answers lady!

  • @josiea.3855
    @josiea.3855 3 года назад +4350

    I think men like him forget that anger is, in fact, an emotion

    • @eesr
      @eesr 3 года назад +57

      fr

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 2 года назад +156

      Just looking at the guy you can tell he forgets a lot of stuff. Like showering and not looking like he has 60 bodies in his basement all of which are women that rejected him

    • @neptunegirl3015
      @neptunegirl3015 2 года назад +1

      It should be locked so the dudes can't read it. Keep telling him its not women gave you life.
      No matter how many times I tell these girls hide your birth control from them don't take any chances even at 2% fertility.
      We might not be "doctors" per say but there sperm count's have measurements too not just her fertility.
      They should have a special type of "birth control too and recall there condoms. Make there's 39.99 or 49.99 too.

    • @mattrose99
      @mattrose99 2 года назад +21

      Oh but its fine cuz its females fault we get angry /sarcasm (changed /s to /sarcasm to prevent confusion)

    • @akiraeatsguitarpicks491
      @akiraeatsguitarpicks491 2 года назад +1

      Technically not an emotion but still

  • @awendwyer8126
    @awendwyer8126 3 года назад +3094

    This man just learnt what a swear word is and he is obsessed

    • @tinathecat
      @tinathecat 3 года назад +33

      your pfp looks gorgeous!

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 года назад +18

      @@tinathecat thank you :)

    • @rightinthecrack
      @rightinthecrack 3 года назад +27

      I really thought you were Mary-Jane from Spider-Man. You win at life.

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 года назад +9

      @@rightinthecrack omg thank you

    • @awendwyer8126
      @awendwyer8126 3 года назад +6

      @@LivTheSlayer thank you :)

  • @caIyps0
    @caIyps0 Год назад +683

    i actually had to end a friendship with a guy who was very intensely very nice. we got in touch through mutual friends at school, and i found him super cool, since we shared similar, very niche interests. he wasn't very popular in school, people seemed to avoid him, but i didn't understand why, he seemed so super nice. he asked for my socials and started hanging out with me and my friendgroup at school. he was pretty shy and quiet, so he'd really only talk to me and another girl who he had known for longer. i'd listen to his stories that would over time evolve into long rants and trauma dumps and i'd listen and try to help - not realizing how exhausting it was for me.
    eventually he started showing physical attention, hugging and giving me headpats, even made up a nickname for me: Cookie, since i was "sweet and little." I felt a bit uncomfortable at his touch, but i convinced myself it's fine, and it is merely his way of showing kindness and friendliness. then, over time, this guy would want to offer me rides home and if i'd decline ("ah i wouldnt want to bother haahaa") he'd get frustrated and insist to wait for the bus with me. at this point my friends and boyfriend grew totally suspicious of him, but i'd insist he means well.
    then the gifts would come. little chocolate bars he'd sometimes let me choose, sometimes they'd be hidden in my bag. he'd ask if i had found them, seemed offended if i had not. he would claim his "friend-language" is giving gifts, and i swallowed every word. one thing he apparently thought we shared was speaking english in totally random occasions. where i live, english is not a native language, yet he'd speak it out of the blue in a conversation previously held with our native language. i'd play along, but oftentimes it got very intense and even a bit frustrating. it might not seem that weird, but it felt as if he was trying to search for any inside jokes or things between us.
    then one day he asked to meet me outside of school. he casually asked if i had any plans for the week and after i said no, he asked me to meet him at his house. i tried to think of reasons for not going (i was getting very uncomfortable at that point), like me not having a ride or it being very late, but he insisted he could pick me up and bring back. i didn't want to go, but i nevertheless agreed. during the meeting he'd talk so much about how much it meant to him that we met and how he's so excited and since it seemed like a big deal to him, i didn't want to disagree. at 9pm i wanted to go home, but he insisted he drink one beer and he would be good to drive in two hours. he was keeping me there, alone at his house, and i was getting upset, but i played cheerful and happy to be there.
    needless to say, my boyfriend got super angry. he was a bit disappointed in me, but he understood my reasoning and difficulties with setting boundaries. i told this overly nice guy about the situation, and he claimed he didn't mean to cause any trouble and that he totally respects my relationship.
    the funny thing is: he didn't respect it at all. he'd claim during our whole friendship that it is just that - friends. but what i heard from this mutual friend of ours was something entirely else. apparently he used to rant so much to her about me and how he likes me so much. he lied straight to my face and suddenly every hug, every nickname and especially the meeting had a different light shone on them. i felt awful, i felt like a naive child. the worst is, he simultaneously had a big crush on this mutual friend, and he had a big problem with her boyfriends and the people she associated with. he would rant to _me_ about how she doesnt know what's the best for her and how he will "keep on pursuing" her and all this creepy stuff.
    eventually it all bursted. he'd start complaining after school how everyone's gatekeeping me and the other girl from him, how he "was pushed away from the two people he came to meet" and at that point the creeps truly hit in. i remember one time especially, when he wanted to talk to me after class, fuming and shaking with rage. every time i took a step back, he'd inch closer. i feared he would do something to me, fortunately my friend came in to interrupt the situation. later i heard from him that he was so angry from the interruption and so mad at my friend he almost crashed his car in the traffic, as he was screaming so much he wasn't focusing on the road.
    at that point i had to call it cuts. with my boyfriend's encouragement i explained that it is too much, and that i need space. i blocked all his social media accounts and at school my friends acted as a protective barrier between me and him. he'd continue gaslighting and pleading after that too, he'd stare at my friends with daggers in his eyes and for a long time i was afraid he'd show up to my door since he knew my address. (he had done that to the mutual friend before.)
    he was the first case where i truly had to learn to set boundaries with people. i was so afraid i hurt his feelings, but now i know i had to step away from a situation that wasn't treating me with kindness and grace anymore. there are so many more details, but this is already so long. so so sorry for the long rant :'>
    TLDR: i was friends with a nice guy who made me his sole focus in life and i got scared and gaslit :'>

    • @holeyvoleyvance
      @holeyvoleyvance Год назад +79

      oh my god i am so sorry you went through this this sounds absolutely terrifying????

    • @paddycraig
      @paddycraig Год назад

      No offense but you brought this up on yourself, you strung him along and spent so much time with him when you never cared about him at all. You said you listened to his Tories but never explained why he was the way he was, as in his home life, his story, you only present him as villain and object in your life. You're so toxic its a real problem.

    • @jjhaya
      @jjhaya Год назад +55

      That sounds really scary, but it's a relief that it didn't escalate. I'm happy to hear that you had other people, including your boyfriend, to lean on during that difficult period.

    • @YayMiko
      @YayMiko Год назад +38

      This sounds so familiar. I’ve had similar experiences, though of course not exactly. I’ll never forget reading a text conversation between a guy who was my friend and a newish guy who started flirting with me. My “friend” (who had said on multiple occasions that he was aware I didn’t want anything beyond friendship and said he was cool with that) said “dude, I put so much work into this, you can’t just come in and take her, you’ll ruin everything.” Like I was a school project. All it takes is a few of those to make you distrust every single guy who says they’re only interested in friendship.
      Your situation sounds genuinely frightening though, I’m so glad you had people around you who you could go to for advice and protection! He sounds unwell.

    • @tiredteen8906
      @tiredteen8906 11 месяцев назад +12

      Thanks for sharing and the lesson behind it, good luck finding better friends who respect you

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle 2 года назад +14201

    Sexism aside, I think the most annoying part of this guy's raps is that he just tosses a swear word in there so he can say the same swear word in the next line and call it a rhyme.

    • @fishy492
      @fishy492 2 года назад +377

      Damn after you said that, I realized that he does that.

    • @fishy492
      @fishy492 2 года назад +706

      @@JahzelSamuels Wouldn't be surprised if this guy thought "My cat took a shit, I stepped in the shit, I said 'what the shit!' this cat took a shit" was good lyric writing

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 2 года назад +78

      barista at Starbucks is a BITCH
      haven’t showered and my balls ITCH

    • @kemma_
      @kemma_ 2 года назад +39

      @@MYLAR. got caught, mf a SNITCH

    • @user-182hsj
      @user-182hsj 2 года назад +119

      @@fishy492 im dying at this

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 года назад +4943

    “Emotion is stored in the balls”
    -Aristotle, 356 BC

    • @firstnamelastname6016
      @firstnamelastname6016 3 года назад +113

      “‘Emotion is stored in the balls’
      -Aristotle”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 3 года назад +93

      "Women steal a man's emotions through his balls."

    • @CurlyFries120
      @CurlyFries120 3 года назад +11

      Amazing

    • @nerd888
      @nerd888 3 года назад +21

      @@crystaleunoia3974 I'm gonna teach my kids this one day

    • @KaisTestKitchen1
      @KaisTestKitchen1 3 года назад +4

      "Emotion is stored in the balls”
      Michael Scott

  • @ellielovegood6307
    @ellielovegood6307 3 года назад +6550

    Him: all girls want Is to be with douchebags
    Also him: *idolizes the joker whose literally abusive towards Harley*

    • @eskimokrystal
      @eskimokrystal 3 года назад +713

      The Joker: abuses a woman into Stockholm syndrome.
      Incels: I want that kind of love!
      .... it's almost ironically honest.

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 3 года назад +89

      Hello, my name is Charlie. I'd like to make an introduction. I created this account so I could get into the character of the Joker since I'm an aspiring thespian and my lifelong dream has been to play the character. He's my favorite villain and I feel like I could bring something great to the role. That being said, people like this guy make my life more difficult since when people see my pfp and username, they assume that I'm one of these people. I remember when CNN was pushing stories that the Todd Phillips, Martin Scorsese, and Joaquin Phoenix "Joker" film would spurr Incel violence. I still believe those claims were much to about nothing, but the actions of this imbecile and others like him legitimize those claims.

    • @BestBetterBestest
      @BestBetterBestest 3 года назад +30

      Like, that's Harley's whole character arc lmao

    • @fardifaalam605
      @fardifaalam605 3 года назад +83

      @@BestBetterBestest I'm sure Harley Quinn has more stories and arcs outside of dating the Joker!

    • @BestBetterBestest
      @BestBetterBestest 3 года назад +123

      @@aspiringjoker2883 You keep being you, funny actor man! Just remember not to BECOME the joker and things should work out good. Can't wait to see ya on the big screen someday!

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 9 месяцев назад +171

    “If you were me, you would be dead”/“All the other versions of me are dead” is supposed to mean “My life is so tough that I’m the only version of me hardcore enough to survive.” What I hear is “I make decisions so bad that every other version of me is dead, and I don’t have much time left either.”
    Meanwhile homeboy looks 15 and lives in… a motel? Is that a motel? Or just a room in his parents’ nice suburban house?

  • @ronvernicamarie6050
    @ronvernicamarie6050 3 года назад +4761

    As a woman, I’ve literally never wondered why there are “so many” gay men. 😂

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 3 года назад +26

      I’m the 69th like, nice lmao

    • @Dajopa-is-here
      @Dajopa-is-here 3 года назад +17

      @@allisonavery7273 I'm the 96th like, nice lmao

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 года назад +7

      @@allisonavery7273 nice

    • @rifalpakekf
      @rifalpakekf 3 года назад +6

      @@Nobody-hc2bo nice

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 3 года назад +157

      i've wondered why there's so many TAKEN men, but never gay

  • @junew8133
    @junew8133 3 года назад +3121

    He adds "shit" to the end of all his sentences like an animal crossing character

  • @Starfinss
    @Starfinss 3 года назад +20450

    Rotting Ron Weasley is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 3 года назад +101

      Except he isn’t even rotten he’s worse

    • @Sabrina-ts4lz
      @Sabrina-ts4lz 3 года назад +156

      He reminds me more of Peter Pettigrew

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +272

      @@Sabrina-ts4lz He’s like the missing link between Ron Weasley and Peter Pettigrew

    • @meridzs
      @meridzs 3 года назад +118

      @@aaronlandry3934 the ron weasley to peter pettigrew pipeline

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +89

      @@meridzs A sewer pipeline maybe

  • @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811
    @manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Год назад +313

    As a gay man I can confirm that he definitely doesn't help me stay that way.

    • @iceteal3mon108
      @iceteal3mon108 8 месяцев назад +13

      *First documented case of a gay person turning straight and not the other way around*

    • @boyonline1
      @boyonline1 7 месяцев назад

      @@iceteal3mon108incels can turn anyone straight

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 6 месяцев назад +4

      Hope you can find your two missing toenails!

    • @BubbleGummiii
      @BubbleGummiii 4 месяца назад +2

      Did your toenails grow back yet?

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall Месяц назад

      Sorry I stole ur toenails I was just having cravings

  • @sewerrat8096
    @sewerrat8096 3 года назад +1754

    its always the angriest, saltiest, bias-ridden men who go on about women being too emotional and men being logical rational debate kings

    • @Paula-zt9ol
      @Paula-zt9ol 3 года назад +26

      Yesss tell em 😂🤣👏🏻

    • @SN-vn6wb
      @SN-vn6wb 3 года назад +17

      YES

    • @yeemo_hipster1237
      @yeemo_hipster1237 3 года назад +14

      modern day Rousseau

    • @mop5165
      @mop5165 3 года назад +59

      Some people don’t seem to realize that anger is also an emotion

    • @supraguy4694
      @supraguy4694 3 года назад

      Ikea monke

  • @deckofcards
    @deckofcards 3 года назад +15722

    The fact that half his rhymes are with crutch words like "fuck" and "shit", and the other half are rhyming a word with itself, is actually going to give me a migraine

    • @raydelp1136
      @raydelp1136 3 года назад +238

      It's already hurting my brain

    • @ramonaallen3550
      @ramonaallen3550 3 года назад +71

      I already have one😏😩

    • @unbelievablegoblin1183
      @unbelievablegoblin1183 3 года назад +320

      what do you mean shit
      that this isnt how you write rap shit?
      I think youre just jealous of his skills shit

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 3 года назад +44

      @@unbelievablegoblin1183 I may not know a lot about raps, but I'm fairly sure the '''shit'' are less common and are timed better.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 2 года назад +51

      @Dior Linn Oh yeah you're right.

  • @garuspiks
    @garuspiks 3 года назад +14292

    as a gay man, women arent the reason i am gay
    however if men keep being like this guy i *will* become straight

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 года назад +294

      Oof same.

    • @lolanaenamilo2395
      @lolanaenamilo2395 3 года назад +430

      Come to the dark side, we have cookies and vaginas!

    • @Nana.fernana
      @Nana.fernana 3 года назад +867

      I understand the struggle, being attracted to man is getting harder every day

    • @myapplesrrotten
      @myapplesrrotten 3 года назад +32

      women could be the reason you’re gay, you say no women, therefore men

    • @Luci_lanterne836
      @Luci_lanterne836 3 года назад +33

      Lmaooo

  • @SA-rj4kc
    @SA-rj4kc Год назад +169

    “We’re just flushing it away instead of treating it with the same respect we treat women” made me laugh

  • @notoriousnite
    @notoriousnite 3 года назад +8389

    “Rotting ron Weasley” and “greased sewer look” had me fuckin bawling

    • @plurbehgubgub
      @plurbehgubgub 3 года назад +70

      Ron with the Draco haircut lmao

    • @twinny_mi
      @twinny_mi 3 года назад +19

      Balling ⛹️

    • @momo-gl1zm
      @momo-gl1zm 3 года назад +12

      He will never be ballin' [Balling.]

    • @nullskey8370
      @nullskey8370 3 года назад +46

      i was offended as a greasy sewer person, like sure i may be a wet rat but we respect women and poetry down here, when we're avoiding drowning and stuff

    • @wintersdrama
      @wintersdrama 3 года назад +2

      GHRASED SEWERE LOOK LMAO GaAGHEA

  • @Goldlucky13
    @Goldlucky13 3 года назад +15814

    does this really count as rap? is this not misogynistic slam poetry?

    • @kugelblitzingularity304
      @kugelblitzingularity304 3 года назад +563

      Nahhh, can't you hear, my man flows as well as semen

    • @mikew3194
      @mikew3194 3 года назад +326

      For what it's worth- this is my favorite comment.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 года назад +893

      When he rhymed "shit" with "shit" I thought, damn, he's so talented. You can feel the creativity and the raw emotions flowing through his clever wordplay. The talent. The skill. The audacity of this slick greasy boy. He's so far above us that our feeble minds cannot comprehend his genius but we can still try, and what we can understand is pure bliss to our ears. It's beautiful. Every sentence is magic. I feel euphoria beyond imagination when I hear his angelic voice. Absolutely phenomenal.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 3 года назад +160

      If Eminem can pass off misogyny and homophobia as "rap", so can this guy, lol.

    • @mamaluigi1438
      @mamaluigi1438 3 года назад +17

      @@nomoretwitterhandles Isn't he gay? Didn't he say it on a show? And he's not a misogynist

  • @karinhammarsten9264
    @karinhammarsten9264 3 года назад +34596

    idk about men but as a lesbian i will say women are definitely the reason I'M gay

  • @Wixxteria
    @Wixxteria 10 месяцев назад +46

    18:05 I love how he moves his neck around like a bird. really adds to the whole thing

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen 3 года назад +14265

    my favorite boys

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 года назад +2304

      Who? Danny and Relentless?

    • @FinneasJedidiah
      @FinneasJedidiah 3 года назад +700

      @@RyanBeard Nick is actually Relentless's biggest fan

    • @notyouraveragechicken8479
      @notyouraveragechicken8479 3 года назад +336

      @@FinneasJedidiah it's true I was his semen

    • @caroline2978
      @caroline2978 3 года назад +182

      Hey Nick... I heard you actually ARE green is that true?

    • @FinneasJedidiah
      @FinneasJedidiah 3 года назад +26

      @@notyouraveragechicken8479 😯

  • @ShazyShaze
    @ShazyShaze 2 года назад +9369

    God, it's so hot when unbelievably entitled men complain about not receiving their birthright of 3 tradvirgin waifus.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 года назад +220

      Wtf is a tradvirgin waifu 💀💀

    • @user-gn4pk1qd2l
      @user-gn4pk1qd2l 2 года назад +1

      @@fart63 "Trad" is this trend of reviving "traditional values" that's really just thinly veiled misogyny. It's wholly based in women being under a man's direction and control because he knows best in all situations. They have strong opinions about what makes women valuable and they use all kinds of philosophical nonsense to justify wanting to control women. They prefer virgins because virgins are 'pure' even though they themselves tend to be heavily into multiple sexual partners

    • @user-gn4pk1qd2l
      @user-gn4pk1qd2l 2 года назад +89

      @@fart63 'waifu' is just a female love connection

    • @takamikeigo7985
      @takamikeigo7985 2 года назад +1

      @@fart63 Trad means traditional, virgin is self-explanatory lol. Incels are obsessed with women who are "trads" and virgins for some reason.

    • @landonkam6727
      @landonkam6727 2 года назад +125

      I agree, nothing gets me going quite like that

  • @nerea4327
    @nerea4327 3 года назад +7807

    Mr Beard and Danny's verses were better than anything that guy said lmao.

    • @monoxerotis
      @monoxerotis 3 года назад +75

      The intro to the vid was better than anything that guy said 😂

    • @noneofyabusiness9372
      @noneofyabusiness9372 3 года назад +44

      Honestly it's a low bar but ofc lol

    • @ms42662
      @ms42662 3 года назад +23

      without even trying😂

    • @kingjammm3500
      @kingjammm3500 3 года назад +4

      Duh

    • @shaunbarrie2263
      @shaunbarrie2263 3 года назад +20

      The bit with the creaming demon tho

  • @LittleCuteNekogirl
    @LittleCuteNekogirl Год назад +132

    About the men being too nice thing: The reason many women dislike it, is because it seems dishonest or obsessive.
    Either you're doing and saying a bunch of over the top things to manipulate us into feeling like we owe you, or your obsessed because you project a weird perfect ideal onto a real person and pretend we're that ideal woman you created in your head.
    One is just trashy, the other one is really unhealthy, which makes it a giant red flag.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +2

      So here is the thing women don't like nice guys they see as boring and non attractive and yes stop pretending like this ain't the turth women always fall for the cheater and bad ones all the times they view them as attractive their skills and their body counts women view them as attractive and always goes out with them while they never look at guys who are nice that's why it does feel bad what is wrong with being nice why it doesn't get you anywhere while it is a good thing to be while onky being bad is being held high like this

    • @LittleCuteNekogirl
      @LittleCuteNekogirl Год назад +1

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 what your lot has a problem understand is, that being nice is the baseline. If all there is to say about you, is that you're nice you can't expect anyone to think that you're interesting.

    • @chipbutty3645
      @chipbutty3645 Год назад +1

      ⁠@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77so here’s the thing, women aren’t 1 big conglomerate, different women are attracted to different things. Also don’t act like us men never cheat. I don’t know u but for ur own mental health get out the echo chambers ur in, not good for one’s psyche

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 Год назад

      ​@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      You've been ranting and raving about being an incel in other comments. Now I see why nobody wants to touch you.

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 11 месяцев назад

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77shut up weirdo

  • @luisakonig8109
    @luisakonig8109 3 года назад +1321

    when he ends lines with "fuck" or "shit" he sounds like a kid who just learned some curse words but doesn't know how to use them.

    • @bloomph
      @bloomph 3 года назад +18

      I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS???? THANK YOU

    • @christietrainsdogs
      @christietrainsdogs 3 года назад +2

      I had the same thought 🤣🤣

  • @justaviewer_23
    @justaviewer_23 2 года назад +32575

    As a gay man, women are in fact not the reason I am gay. But the way that guy looks at the camera makes me feel straighter than I’ve ever been

    • @brybee222
      @brybee222 2 года назад +2007

      LMAOOO a 👑for you

    • @justaviewer_23
      @justaviewer_23 2 года назад +1125

      @@brybee222 thank you kind person

    • @deadplantwitchbitch1748
      @deadplantwitchbitch1748 2 года назад +710

      Literally just want to compliment the pfp, the Sonic Boom cartoon is under rated. Also same- except it's making me consider going from bisexual, to full lesbian.

    • @justaviewer_23
      @justaviewer_23 2 года назад +2

      @@deadplantwitchbitch1748 yess, thank you very much

    • @slowfish1261
      @slowfish1261 2 года назад +458

      Fr all the sudden pansexual ain’t lookin so pretty

  • @justindono
    @justindono Год назад +3795

    The sheer amount of times this dude rhymed shit with shit is unmatched

    • @Stella-dj8rg
      @Stella-dj8rg Год назад

      And legends say his raps continue to be shit

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm Год назад +1

      He does quite *shitty* rhymes. Eh? Eh?
      Okay I’ll see myself out.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Год назад +188

      eminem has been real quiet since this man showed his lyrical genius

    • @batastrophic9762
      @batastrophic9762 Год назад +96

      ​@@kaskaskasHas he? Shit

    • @Thedogeofveniceron
      @Thedogeofveniceron Год назад

      @@batastrophic9762I got the shit bitch cuz Danny only want want my shit shit and I need to shit shit

  • @ChloeKream
    @ChloeKream 8 месяцев назад +329

    Why this guy look like reverse rick astley. He will definitely give you up and let you down.

    • @justarandomhorrorfan7899
      @justarandomhorrorfan7899 7 месяцев назад +41

      And he’ll definitely run around and desert you

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 4 месяца назад +10

      Yeah, Rick looks like a fucking godking next to this goober.

  • @sophitiaofhyrule
    @sophitiaofhyrule 3 года назад +8340

    Guys like these are terrifying. The kind of guy that could literally murder me if I told him no.

    • @jmo82592
      @jmo82592 3 года назад +527

      I don't support the guy but he literally is trying to keep you away from his semen. So i think you are safe lmao

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 3 года назад +181

      The guy couldn't murder a wounded mouse with two bricks

    • @MonkeGeorge
      @MonkeGeorge 3 года назад +545

      @@Bagofnowt Moot point. No one is saying this guy is some trained killer, all it takes is one night where he goes too far and does something vile.

    • @totesmcgoats435
      @totesmcgoats435 3 года назад +226

      I just recently realized how fortunate I was that I wasn't a great beauty growing up and still am relatively average. Also that I'm not really petite so I guarantee that's kept me from being a target for attackers. These types of guys are the ones you end up seeing in true crime videos. Like, "we all should have seen something like this coming...there were warning signs."

    • @wholelottawhale4103
      @wholelottawhale4103 3 года назад +16

      @@MonkeGeorge agree

  • @victoria2425
    @victoria2425 3 года назад +9724

    the fact he thinks any women want their children to have his genes is laughable… god this was a hard video to watch😂

    • @TrizollinTehWorld
      @TrizollinTehWorld 3 года назад +670

      Are you saying women don't want their kids to have a receding hairline, bad acne, a snaggletooth and rancid body odor?

    • @wolfeevi
      @wolfeevi 3 года назад +388

      @@TrizollinTehWorld no you’re right why would anybody not want that

    • @Natalie-rb3ux
      @Natalie-rb3ux 3 года назад +426

      Speak for your self, personally i would love a man that look like Syd from ice age

    • @wf5655
      @wf5655 3 года назад +68

      @@TrizollinTehWorld the body odor is the best part

    • @mrpeach2023
      @mrpeach2023 3 года назад +36

      @@Natalie-rb3ux Damn🤣🤣🤣

  • @HashiNuke
    @HashiNuke Год назад +3015

    As an emotional man, I can clearly agree that emotion is always stored in the balls.

    • @charliebat
      @charliebat Год назад +1

      post nut clarity is just being logical after all the emotions been nutted out

    • @tylersutton7261
      @tylersutton7261 Год назад +99

      I thought we just kept our pee in there. Thanks man!

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 Год назад +129

      As a trans man I finally understand why I have never felt emotion ever

    • @catfish64115
      @catfish64115 Год назад +112

      @@charlieandhisantics9954 for trans people it’s stored in the toes, try recalibrating them 😇👹

    • @a-n..
      @a-n.. Год назад +7

      @@tylersutton7261 Bro...we don't store pee in our balls...
      We store pee in the bladder, seamen is stored in the balls.

  • @CaydenDoesStuff
    @CaydenDoesStuff 11 месяцев назад +41

    20:00 Everything about him, his hair, his unkept facial hygene, and his teeth, could be a horror movie scene by itself.

  • @OnlyJemstone
    @OnlyJemstone 3 года назад +4362

    Minor or not, I feel like he'd smell of cheap beer, sweat and his parents' regret. Poor thing, truly

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese 3 года назад +149

      His parent's regret?? Damn! 😂

    • @elvicatherine5388
      @elvicatherine5388 3 года назад +203

      you got more bars than him!

    • @OnlyJemstone
      @OnlyJemstone 3 года назад +78

      @@elvicatherine5388 appreciated wholeheartedly

    • @_indaeyo
      @_indaeyo 2 года назад +23

      And some 3 day old puke

    • @BabbinHousing
      @BabbinHousing 2 года назад +37

      he looks like the human embodiment of a ketchup stain on a white shirt lmao

  • @mandyhuey5810
    @mandyhuey5810 3 года назад +1955

    Him: "turn your face🎶 into a bag🎶 of Lego bricks🎶"
    His neck: ⤴️⤵️↪↔️↖️🔄

    • @misschin99
      @misschin99 3 года назад +52

      I made a noise laughing that I never knew I was capable of 🤣🤣😭😭

    • @dackattac
      @dackattac 3 года назад +49

      his lyrics were mighty unconvincing but at least his neck unlocked level select

    • @XrayFiles.
      @XrayFiles. 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp ?

    • @mandyhuey5810
      @mandyhuey5810 3 года назад +12

      @@XrayFiles. 18:04

    • @AdumbDriver
      @AdumbDriver 3 года назад +6

      He hehe he 👁️🤚🏾👁️

  • @crabsareprettyneat5772
    @crabsareprettyneat5772 Год назад +5278

    as a lesbian i can whole heartedly confirm this man is the root of all lesbianism ever.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +14

      So wait a second yall coming after him for being an incel while making fun and joking about his look how is taht possible aren't yall basically proving him to be right?

    • @crabsareprettyneat5772
      @crabsareprettyneat5772 Год назад

      @@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 im not making fun of his looks. im making fun of his insecure, childish mentality that all women are the spawn of satan.

    • @MasterMagikarp
      @MasterMagikarp Год назад +271

      The square root of lesbianism is this guy.

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +7

      @@MasterMagikarp yall proving Him to be true lol what is up with yall

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +3

      @@crabsareprettyneat5772 OK now how exactly Is he wrong how is his mentality wrong what is wrong with what he believes in you do realize that a guy who look like this doesn't have a raelshinship won't have one didn't live teen love didn't get to date like other teens won't get you do realize that a guy who look like this will never get the same looks Same treatment Same acceptence same life same dating but yeah go on say how is he wrong

  • @chleorrrrnorrrrr2915
    @chleorrrrnorrrrr2915 Год назад +42

    This video still cracks me up bc I went to school with a guy that rapped like this, and he would walk around the cafeteria and halls and try showing you his songs on his phone 😭 in all of them he was staring directly into the camera and saying the wildest things, I couldn’t stick around to finish any of them 🤣

  • @DarkShadows713
    @DarkShadows713 3 года назад +5531

    If women are the reason men are gay, then as a lesbian it is my sacred duty to my gay brethren to convert as many straight men as possible.

    • @arithmomania1237
      @arithmomania1237 3 года назад +395

      You're so brave. 😭

    • @hyper_lagomorph1046
      @hyper_lagomorph1046 3 года назад +531

      now this is gay lesbian solidarity

    • @jaxhollywood9804
      @jaxhollywood9804 3 года назад +208

      And that my friends is the Gay Agenda, The agenda that all the Alphabet Mafia is required to complete

    • @zirarose3029
      @zirarose3029 3 года назад +128

      Tis her duty as a creyola Warrior 🙇🏽‍♀️

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 3 года назад +31

      Zira Rose Wtf is a creyola warrior??? Sounds like a crayon

  • @nonbinary_pirate
    @nonbinary_pirate 3 года назад +18854

    No joke, the whole "I'm mean to everyone but you" thing is a dangerous red sign. That's how a lot of abusive relationships start off. It's a trick to make the partner feel special. If your partner is mean to everyone but you, that's not cute. It's a very unhealthy sign. Because it's very likely that if you do not do something they agree with, they will turn on you. Please be aware of this.

    • @georgia2321
      @georgia2321 3 года назад +1140

      ABSOLUTELY
      It’s one of the earliest types of abuse & control that narcissistic abusers use against their victims, and all that “niceness” goes away the second they don’t feel in control.
      This dude is a whole pile of red flags.

    • @XxAnimenatorxX
      @XxAnimenatorxX 3 года назад +815

      I mean that whole dude is a red flag

    • @emmanouelafragaki7320
      @emmanouelafragaki7320 3 года назад +148

      @@XxAnimenatorxX THIS

    • @tangerinemelon1578
      @tangerinemelon1578 3 года назад +88

      ty for that info

    • @sailoroverdrive1434
      @sailoroverdrive1434 3 года назад +232

      Thank you, it's very important yes! Notice how your SO or date treats other ppl, it can tell you a lot about them.

  • @Die_Like_Movie_Stars
    @Die_Like_Movie_Stars 3 года назад +7004

    It’s fun to imagine that he will find a girlfriend but they only communicate by rapping. And when they break up they would just be having a rap battle

    • @nyom4297
      @nyom4297 3 года назад +512

      the rap consists of just the words "women women shit fuck shit"

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard 3 года назад +114

      I appreciate the irony of naming urself jesus christ and choosing that as ur profile pic sjdhfhd

    • @Die_Like_Movie_Stars
      @Die_Like_Movie_Stars 3 года назад +19

      @@butasimpleidiotwizard lmaoooo

    • @Malu-si4mc
      @Malu-si4mc 3 года назад +18

      LMAO THE COMMENT SECTION IS KILLING ME

    • @ahoee
      @ahoee 3 года назад +43

      @@nyom4297 how could you forget semen????

  • @ojs5988
    @ojs5988 Год назад +56

    This right here is a perfect example of what we mean when we say if they have to call themselves nice, they are in fact NOT nice.

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 4 месяца назад

      I mean generally women wont even be friendly to a guy she doesn't find attractive. You can sling some bs about because they don't want their kindness to be misinterpreted. but you know what the actual real result is in real life? average looking guys get treated like less than human, every day.
      I don't hate women or think they are inherently evil or something.
      I'm just tired of women pretending that everything they do is morally correct.

    • @kilveccirtep4906
      @kilveccirtep4906 3 месяца назад

      This is a very good moral to live by

  • @davidallen329
    @davidallen329 Год назад +7206

    As someone that escaped the incel shit, that loneliness based superiority complex is 100% accurate

    • @owenhunt2692
      @owenhunt2692 Год назад +1267

      Congrats on making it out bud, it’s always a good day when someone betters themself

    • @justarandomasian249
      @justarandomasian249 Год назад +468

      Oh damnn, okay, really happy that you changed dude

    • @sting0262
      @sting0262 Год назад +12

      Yet you still don't have a gf. Sad asf 😂

    • @davidallen329
      @davidallen329 Год назад +940

      @@sting0262 no need to project, there's still hope for you. IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN!!!

    • @sting0262
      @sting0262 Год назад +7

      @@davidallen329 You still can't get a girlfriend apparently. Don't lie to yourself, it's ok dude

  • @papatoni8993
    @papatoni8993 3 года назад +1669

    White male rapper who based their entire "career" on songs about hating and assaulting women is really a common thing in the underground (underbelly?) rap scene. They all got that trailer park, a little too weird even for the juggalos, possessed by demons on Xanax vibes

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 года назад +81

      Juggalos are weirdly wholesome, absolutely not my scene, but I respect them and love they have a community. Had a neighbour who was an ICP fan and we were briefly friends, he was a really sweet dude. We just didn’t have a whole lot in common, stopped talking after a while

    • @8thhousemoonrabbit205
      @8thhousemoonrabbit205 3 года назад +81

      Black male rappers hate women, pretty much the same- the flow covers up the pure objectification, commodification and usury of the women, they're attached to (bw).
      -It's really, a natural progression

    • @jf3nr
      @jf3nr 3 года назад +8

      @@8thhousemoonrabbit205 disagree. popular ones at the top maybe but like only 10% really do

    • @taylorgrace1523
      @taylorgrace1523 3 года назад +15

      @@Nobody-hc2bo nah they cool, they're just trying to enjoy their faygo 😂

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 года назад +36

      @@taylorgrace1523 I love their “support the poor” “protect the vulnerable” mind-set. My neighbour didn’t have much, neither did I for that matter, but he was always willing to offer food, drinks, a place to stay, (I know it’s sad this is an unusual thing) he’d stop and chat with homeless people asking for some cash, would give a few bucks and give them his time.
      Like I said, he was a really sweet guy. I’m a guy too, so it’s not like he was trying to pick up on me, he wasn’t being a NiceGuy™️. he was just genuinely a nice man

  • @cjmchugh6917
    @cjmchugh6917 3 года назад +3124

    Why do awful human beings like this seem so confident that they’re not awful, misogynistic little creeps?

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 3 года назад +117

      They probably have that “I don’t care what others think I know myself” attitude

    • @od3910
      @od3910 3 года назад +160

      It's a defense mechanism so that they don't have to self reflect. Humans don't like being wrong, and if they don't have good emotional regulation they tend to double down on their beliefs. Identity shit

    • @yahirdoesbadvids
      @yahirdoesbadvids 3 года назад +22

      @@od3910 so ego?

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +27

      coping with cognitive dissonance

    • @GomulDart
      @GomulDart 3 года назад +12

      they are sad and probably have shitty lives. allows them to fall into delusional thinking.

  • @HydroTurtle
    @HydroTurtle Год назад +375

    This isn’t Eminem this is skittle

    • @brendanleuthner4851
      @brendanleuthner4851 5 месяцев назад +5

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @talyn_dr33murr999
      @talyn_dr33murr999 5 месяцев назад +4

      Omfg this is too good... 😭

    • @malikjones8842
      @malikjones8842 5 месяцев назад +17

      Can't believe instead of getting the next Eminem, we got the last Mike&Ike

    • @janb92
      @janb92 5 месяцев назад +19

      That’s an insult to skittles. Women actually like those

    • @brídeann
      @brídeann 3 месяца назад +1

      yet he makes fun of skittles… 😔 /j

  • @lmaolmaolmao69
    @lmaolmaolmao69 3 года назад +3844

    He's unwashed and sweaty
    Jawline weak, wanted tendies not spaghetti

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 3 года назад +57

      Very underrated comment

    • @aloura8931
      @aloura8931 3 года назад +56

      i will respectfully steal this, thank you for your work

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 3 года назад +145

      He’s deluded, but on the surface looks toxic and petty

    • @lmaolmaolmao69
      @lmaolmaolmao69 3 года назад +233

      Downvoting on reddit, but he keeps on forgetting
      Mom's home already, her screams are loud
      She's sick of the smell from the basement and she's never been proud
      door's opening now, "GET A JOB!" - What?! mom, how???
      "That's it, move out" life's over - blaow!

    • @grass7590
      @grass7590 3 года назад +17

      @@lmaolmaolmao69 😂😂😂

  • @GirlfriendReviews
    @GirlfriendReviews 3 года назад +4743

    Ok so how can I convince Matt to adopt the single strand of hair in the front hairstyle

    • @RyanBeard
      @RyanBeard  3 года назад +913

      Explain to him how it will make his rap career flourish!

    • @jimskoope5483
      @jimskoope5483 3 года назад +140

      Tell him he’d look like superman no matter how untrue that is.

    • @jofip9199
      @jofip9199 3 года назад +56

      Don’t say you are a girl cause he’s gonna drive you insane lmao

  • @MrAshleyjo
    @MrAshleyjo 2 года назад +2038

    He says hes emotionless while being angry because these types of men have convinced themselves that angry doesn’t count because its tough and manly

    • @jinnyjons7231
      @jinnyjons7231 2 года назад +125

      “ oh i am angry but thats not an emotion i feel nothing but i also feel angry grrr“
      🫠

    • @mistuh69420
      @mistuh69420 2 года назад +93

      Also, having complex emotions is like, what makes you human (wtf?)

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus 2 года назад +34

      @@mistuh69420 he's from another planet called...
      LOS--ER _NC=EL

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 2 года назад +23

      He's also clearly sad which is an emotion as well

    • @visiblerat
      @visiblerat Год назад

      fr they just hide most of their emotions to try to be masucline. essentially its a fear of vulnerability

  • @lichkrieg4898
    @lichkrieg4898 Год назад +91

    This dude is the living embodiment of 'if you can't handle me at my worst' memes.

  • @sholem_bond
    @sholem_bond 3 года назад +4306

    "Women want to get pregnant just for child support" is actually a big narrative about women in the Manosphere (and that Kanye West song about gold diggers), the misogyny runs deep with this one

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 3 года назад +316

      I'm sure there are some women like that. there are all kinds of weird people. but to think that's the majority? nah. if anything, that's a by product of shitty people.the didn't have a baby for child support. but they are shitty people, and then they find out they can leverage it. like I can imagine how such a scenario exists. but it's not the "all women" generalisation bs.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 3 года назад +560

      The best part about that bs is it's like... okay if you're worried about a woman doing the baby trap for child support, then just control yourself and don't have sex with her?

    • @KevinLuper99
      @KevinLuper99 3 года назад +41

      No I think that song is about a woman using a man for money, which does happen. I paid someone who was twice my age's rent for a year and a half. Very fucked up situation.

    • @TheRealHBC
      @TheRealHBC 3 года назад +444

      i feel like these incels dont have a single clue how expensive it is to raise a child. like, this girl is gonna get a few hundred bucks a month and then after paying for food, clothes, diapers, daycare, she's gonna be rolling in that zero dollars she's gonna have left over? 🧐

    • @mariagraciamorenovegas7722
      @mariagraciamorenovegas7722 3 года назад +222

      @@FrenkTheJoy or just wear a fucking condom like they should have done in the first place, babies and STDs wouldn't be a problem if people were intelligent enough to use protection everytime instead of stigmatizing it.

  • @-luvtillx-
    @-luvtillx- Год назад +2614

    Fun fact: Being a 'nice' person is the bare minimum, *NOT* a personality trait :)

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +7

      What we saying is why being nice is not getting you anywhere or anything why guys who are everything but nice gets everything fboys club guys always gets it but why not nice guys?

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +1

      @ailishdidntwork oh lol it is always this reply back if this the case then why guys who are nice gets older and still don't get anything the fact that yall always this same thing oh what if he is faken being nice could yall just try to say another reply for one time
      In order to get to know a guys perosnlity either it is real or not or he faken it or not you need to get to know him while girls reject on sight how could they know there is guys on youtube who talk about being in their late 20s and older and they still are single despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with them or their personality and they still single there is women on reddit who talked about how they rejected super nice guys 10/10 personlity cause they weren't attracted to them
      On social media how many women have said that being too nice is way unattractive and a deal breaker how many women have said that it is how yall on social media be like oh yall are wrong and yiur comment will get likes but after that out there try watching a nice guy approaching a girl and then say being nice is so wonderful lol

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      @ailishdidntwork respond please 🙏

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад +1

      @ailishdidntwork How many women have been kind to me in my lifetime? Family and relatives don't count. I honestly can't recall any. When I was young young girls would not even look at me even if I tried talking with them, as I got older I was never looked at still and looked at some times as a creep trying to tu blend in or to get a girl and they just avoided me even if I didn't even talk to them.
      They love to parrot the phrase "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." Newsflash: only being nice to attractive men doesn't mean you're nice. And oh yes women onky act nice to attractive and model looking men there is no need to deny that we seeing what happen to women when they see an attractive guy on tik tok Instagram omegle in puplic.. Etc they melt down while with the rest of men who are poor ugly and don't share the aesthetics they get the absolute worst treatment
      So many women only reply back to guys who are attractive or talking hot or got aesthetics
      It blow my mind when women think they are virtuous and nice when they are anything but lol

    • @MayhemMoth
      @MayhemMoth Год назад

      ​@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77Sounds like your issue is not women but low self esteem and confidence. Sounds like you adopted a victim mindset towards women because you got rejected and instead of accepting that you are projecting onto literally everyone else. But the reality is your mindset is flawed as you are treating women as a single thing and not a multitude of of individual people with separate personality traits and expeirences. Mabye you view women as something that is given rather than a person that gets to choose thier own life. It seems to me that you have either been burned and adopted this view to make up for your hurt and lack of self esteem or grew up being taught this mindset. Also, if you look at the comments of the person you are arguing with, you will notice that they have taken you argument into account amd have even agreed with you on some aspects. That of wich is not reciprocated. Sounds like this video triggered you and now you are projecting your thoughts on several comments here regardless of the content. You are not really listening to others thought and are instead using this place to project all your frustrations and sexist beliefs onto.I will agree with you on the fact that women can be awful people but so can men and literally anyone else. Because PEOPLE can be absolutely awful. It seems like you expect women to give you something when you interact with them like your earning a reward. But women are not some quest or object they are people and the sooner you can get that through your head the easier interacting with women are going to be. And you are definitely going to find PEOPLE who are going to be absolute Aholes to you regardless of gender. Thats life. People can suck. I've had both women and men treat me like crap. Because people of all genders can become messed up and treat others like crap.

  • @skylarjune1635
    @skylarjune1635 3 года назад +1596

    This has to be satire, I do not want to believe that there’s guys like this
    To clarify: it’s not the weird incel beliefs that shock me, I’ve come to expect that on the internet. It’s the unironically responding to every woman he sees on tiktok with a obviously bad rap about protecting his sperm that’s really challenging me

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 года назад +69

      Ohhh there are!

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 года назад +112

      Bad news
      They exist
      They are real

    • @PanicattheDiscourse
      @PanicattheDiscourse 3 года назад +69

      Believe it. There's actually a true crime subgenre on these puddingboys.

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +15

      Incel rappers are real most are satire

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 3 года назад +14

      I doubt this one is though because he’s terrible

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions Год назад +28

    I have a hard time processing what people say sometimes and this dude's tiktoks are near impossible for me to decipher so Danny and Ryan repeating what he's saying to make fun of him is all I'm getting here. Honestly adds a lot to the experience

  • @noobguymanj6851
    @noobguymanj6851 2 года назад +2966

    Im bisexual but whenever i look at him im glad to know i have another option on the plate

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 2 года назад +67

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @naturessacrifice8265
      @naturessacrifice8265 Год назад +235

      Dude I'm a gay femboy, this man scares me. If he can't get in a relationship with a girl, he might come for my ass.

    • @noobguymanj6851
      @noobguymanj6851 Год назад +90

      @@naturessacrifice8265 ☠️ you best run 🏃

    • @noobguymanj6851
      @noobguymanj6851 Год назад +3

      @@Prince_Luci glad to know 😂

    • @naturessacrifice8265
      @naturessacrifice8265 Год назад

      @@noobguymanj6851 Bro I run three days a week, this bitch ain't catching my ass.

  • @MichaelaBelle
    @MichaelaBelle 2 года назад +2564

    when will guys realize that rhyming "bitch" with "bitch" doesnt make you a rapper

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 Год назад +144

      First, they need to realize they don't have to swear heavily (or at _all_ , actually) in a rap to make it good.

    • @unHolyEvelyn
      @unHolyEvelyn Год назад +211

      Hey, he rhymed shit with shit. He's an expert.

    • @swabotage
      @swabotage Год назад +10

      @@unHolyEvelyn ^^ be so fr. 😂😂

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift Год назад +41

      lmao yeah it occurred to me that if this guy keeps ending every line with "fuck" and "shit," he probably only has to remember other words that rhyme with those words. You'd think with such a GENIUS technique to make rhyming easier, he wouldn't still be so bad at it, yet here we are...

    • @sadistical4509
      @sadistical4509 Год назад +3

      @@cartoonmaster2401bro really wants us too listen to Christian rap

  • @BrynnaLayne
    @BrynnaLayne 3 года назад +8731

    The fact that men don't consider anger an emotion is terrifying. But here's nothing I love more than watching good men make fun of bad men. So bravo lol

    • @bananabrain2996
      @bananabrain2996 3 года назад +874

      This! I've seen so many men go on about how hard it is to be emotionless then talk about their anger issues in the same breath?? Whilst mocking women for being "too emotional"

    • @carterwelbourne9223
      @carterwelbourne9223 3 года назад +290

      Seriously, this is how my older brother is. You literally can't disagree with him or he'll throw a bitch fit. I bet this guy is just like that.

    • @onemillionpercent
      @onemillionpercent 3 года назад +17

      this lmao

    • @victoria2425
      @victoria2425 3 года назад +14

      i was thinking this too

    • @juratory8876
      @juratory8876 3 года назад +213

      @miyoo ♡ The biggest problem is that boys and men are taught from a young age that any emotion other than anger makes them gay/feminine/a sissy/less than a man, etc. They are never encouraged to showcase their emotions in a healthy manner, but rather in an explosive manner. A lot are also taught that if they're not screwing every woman they see in sight, then they're a failure of a man. They're also led to believe that women owe them a date and that they as men are entitled to our bodies, time and attention. That's why we see a lot of mass shootings in which the perpetrators list their inability to get a girlfriend as their main motivation to kill people, with a lot of them specifically targeting women.

  • @unauthorized-thing
    @unauthorized-thing 4 месяца назад +12

    Coming back to this 2 years later and the dude is STILL making these. The highest amount of views on a video he's gotten this year is 1,815 and they're all just from people who got them on their fyp, his most recent one from 5 days ago has only people shitting on him. It's honestly really sad

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 3 года назад +2556

    I'm 5'6" and barely 120 pounds, but he's making me feel too confident that I can just walk over and push him to the ground.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 3 года назад +217

      I guarantee the amount of testosterone in your body when compared to his is so unfathomably uneven that every bone in his body would bust before kissing the ground

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 года назад +161

      6'3" here, I'll gladly assist you

    • @jojo-sb9ne
      @jojo-sb9ne 3 года назад +37

      watch out if u do hes gonna turn u into stake

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 года назад +21

      @Невада большевик excellent news

    • @gamj7509
      @gamj7509 3 года назад +2

      Same.

  • @rhodanosaurus
    @rhodanosaurus 2 года назад +2055

    As a gay woman, this guy is the reason I am gay.

    • @sischaotica
      @sischaotica 2 года назад +23

      same

    • @buffbarney2648
      @buffbarney2648 2 года назад +21

      Well at least we know the root cause

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 2 года назад +26

      Honestly I don't blame you.

    • @Robin-hoodie
      @Robin-hoodie 2 года назад +11

      Amen, fellow non-straight

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard 2 года назад +12

      As lesbian as well I am infact gay because of women not this man but nice to see other reasons

  • @Dontstopbelievingman
    @Dontstopbelievingman 2 года назад +2719

    Overly nice comes across as manipulative, and I think that's why women find it creepy. Because it's very clear this is not someone being their authentic self, but trying to set up a transactional relationship of favours for sex.

    • @babs_babs
      @babs_babs 2 года назад +281

      also when people are overly nice it just feels like they won’t stop overstepping your boundaries until they get the validation and attention they want.

    • @The_Jerkinator
      @The_Jerkinator Год назад +92

      Thats how my last bf was
      At first I thought that was normal bc I never have been in a relationship and the only friends I have rly had in the past were all not rly friends, so I thought what was happening was normal
      Sadly for my end, and ig great for his, I am a ppl pleaser and he knew that. So he buttered me up and then went from "can I hold ur hand?" And I would say yes and then that suddenly translated to "yeah now its time to fck and completely overstep boundaries by touching u in wrong areas without asking"
      And then when I told him "no" he would throw a little fit/pity party and say how much he has given me and that I said yes to him touching my waist line, why not my chest or bottom areas.
      We aren't together anymore, but god it was a weird form of trauma or something. It haunts me to this day and makes me feel so violated and disgusted in myself for being so uneducated

    • @jo.comics
      @jo.comics Год назад +28

      Might also be partially due to being nice being such a "new" thing men can be that it's still somewhat of a worry, since it could be manipulative. Totally get your point, though, I can see how it could come across as manipulation and I'm certain there's plenty of men who use being nice as a manipulation tactic. Hopefully it'll eventually be weird for men to not be nice and we can get past this dumb attitude that men need to be tough and cold and crap. Let me cry.

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 Год назад +16

      As a kid I was told the way to get a girl to like you was to be nice to them, maybe get them a gift. Once I started trying to date, i found that this strategy will make a girl like me, but as a friend. Being mean will make them sleep with me, but also makes me feel awful. I eventually started hooking up with guys, it’s a lot easier and less emotionally charged. Idk what this means about my own sexuality or society, but thats been my experience.

    • @projektava9385
      @projektava9385 Год назад +3

      not just sex, just to get more in general

  • @Indigo_European
    @Indigo_European 11 месяцев назад +16

    This is the first I’ve heard of either of you (I’m not going to acknowledge the motel room c-rapper) but Danny, reading that you married your high school sweetheart and are still together with a child gives me hope for humanity. Good for you.
    That’s what the younger generation should aspire to; being a man who can give and receive love. Many blessings to you and your family.

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 3 года назад +2422

    You’d be surprised how many dudes I’ve argued with that believe Spermjacking is so common it is essentially something women do for sport to ruin the lives of otherwise incredible blokes

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 года назад +698

      Also yeah, they call it _spermjacking_ ,sorry you had to find out this way

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 года назад +503

      Sad you had to find out at all

    • @shaybribri
      @shaybribri 3 года назад +801

      I promise them many women are terrifed of getting pregnant in the first place, why would they go through all the pain for some random

    • @jamietumiel4421
      @jamietumiel4421 3 года назад +37

      Lmao this convo is frickin hilarious! 👍😆

    • @aasthasingh3926
      @aasthasingh3926 3 года назад +64

      It's okay, we all have to know about horrible things.

  • @garfieldh.4407
    @garfieldh.4407 3 года назад +1437

    I’m sorry as a black woman I would not like to have him any percent of my race.

    • @a1exneedsahamdleplease
      @a1exneedsahamdleplease 3 года назад +135

      There’s no way in hell that ginger black

    • @ArianAlbert
      @ArianAlbert 3 года назад +78

      Yeah even if he was black and genetics just happened I don't like anyone saying the N-word

    • @ldcommando1616
      @ldcommando1616 3 года назад +51

      @@ArianAlbert he says the n-word? Thanks for the heads up I’m not through the video yet.

    • @ruetistic
      @ruetistic 2 года назад +66

      @@ArianAlbert of course he says the n-word 😒

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 года назад +69

      As a redhead, I’m embarrassed and wish not to claim him either.

  • @brinnd330
    @brinnd330 2 года назад +4386

    As an Eminem fan, I would like to thank all the social media rappers like this dude who make Eminem look really, really, really good in comparison.

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 2 года назад +279

      I know very little about rap, but what i’ve heard tell, recently Eminem has got his shit together. Which is far more than this guy ever will.

    • @iwouldntknow4744
      @iwouldntknow4744 2 года назад +41

      this made me giggle

    • @DakotaCastro7
      @DakotaCastro7 2 года назад +108

      i’m not an eminem fan and i’d like to thank this dude for making eminem look so damn good 🔥🔥

    • @TheSylveonSurfer
      @TheSylveonSurfer 2 года назад +1

      I always find it strange that Incels like Eminem. Like... Do they not know what Em stands for? Em is a lib. And he definitely gets more women than these Incels do. In fact, he's more akin to the type of dude that Incels claim are toxic and that women choose over them.

    • @nunya2587
      @nunya2587 2 года назад +8

      @mollstake it wasn't all a joke tbh

  • @hazelgold8878
    @hazelgold8878 Год назад +40

    Seeing men call out men for being incels so people don't think women are crazy makes me very happy 💛

    • @janb92
      @janb92 5 месяцев назад

      It is, in fact, men who are the emotional and crazy ones. I’ve seen an insane increase in news stories about women being randomly assaulted and k*lled by men….specifically men k*lling their mothers, girlfriends and wives who they supposedly love. Obviously not all but most men do not actually like women. It’s cliched to say for a reason, we are actually objects to them for them to control and use for their own benefit. They prove it time and time again.

    • @jakegunning61
      @jakegunning61 4 месяца назад +1

      Sadly they exist in really large numbers these days I work in a nerd store and I'd say about half the dudes that come through are exactly like this guy I have heard some wild stuff from them but I have never been confused as to y they have never had a girlfriend

  • @antibus1545
    @antibus1545 2 года назад +12229

    *potential trigger warning*
    An acquaintance of mine recognized this guy and knows who he is, apparently he's NOT a teenager. He's 22 or 23 and he's legitimately like this and has even gotten in trouble for being aggressive with people and *allegedly* has said he thinks its perfectly ok to "hookup with" (Aka prey on) 12 ,13 or 14 year olds if they "come on to you" first and you're desperate for sex. Yikes.

  • @case3474
    @case3474 3 года назад +1397

    This dude is a walking red flag and I hope all the women who are unfortunately in his life stay safe.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 2 года назад +12

      If you took all the red flags humanity has ever made in the history of existence I think that's still lowballing it. He needs a restraining order for a whole gender to be honest

    • @sludgewave4786
      @sludgewave4786 2 года назад +53

      Thankfully he wears that red flag on his head, the same way a red-backed poison frog warns potential victim of its toxicity by the bright color of its hide.

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 3 года назад +2353

    He’s right, we want his baby gravy. Cos he’s such a fine specimen of a human man, who clearly has lots of money and doesn’t live with a woman, his own mother, who financially supports him.

    • @mermaidmoongoddess
      @mermaidmoongoddess 3 года назад +158

      “and doesn’t live with a woman, his own mother-“ i’m crying in my class right now

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 3 года назад +3

      It's funny that you say that because I know you're the same type of woman who say "girls don't care about money"

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 3 года назад +172

      @@wiswc How do you know that? Because everyone cares about money? I mean, it is pretty important after all ig.

    • @manonmx9082
      @manonmx9082 3 года назад +220

      @@wiswc How dare she want a man who can financially support himself

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 3 года назад +2

      @@manonmx9082 I didn't say it's wrong, it's just funny that girls tend to be complete hypocrites about it

  • @markvickroy6725
    @markvickroy6725 Год назад +7

    I love how at 7:00 it slowly zooms in, and in the background on the wall is a poster of the guy talking in his own room, and he's drinking a cold tall glass of come. Really ties all the people in the video tigether. The weak preying on the weakest.
    Go boys!

    • @hello_i_am_jacob
      @hello_i_am_jacob 7 месяцев назад

      I know it's part of the joke but he's using an inhaler in that poster, I know because I have the same poster

  • @vraimothra
    @vraimothra 3 года назад +548

    saying "all girls want douchebags" is 100% a way of protecting their own ego by invalidating both the woman's choice not to be with guys like him while also immediately degrading/vilifying any guy she might get with as a 'douchebag' just bc that guy isnt *him* . gives him a "free pass" to hate them both.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 года назад +29

      Exactly! You’d almost think that If it were the case that all women like douchbags, he’d simply not care about either the women or the douchbags and move on with his life. The fact that he’s so visibly spiteful belies his true feelings; despite his hatred of women, he wants them, and despite his hatred of the “douchbags”, he wants to be them.

    • @janb92
      @janb92 5 месяцев назад

      Him calling grown women “girls” is automatically a red flag. The way men refer to other males as men but refer to women as females and girls just shows how men are just taught to be misogynistic. It runs so deep. They degrade women without even thinking about it.

  • @sischaotica
    @sischaotica 2 года назад +832

    I fucking died at "a room full of men shit"

    • @squirlis1189
      @squirlis1189 2 года назад +22

      same xD i laughed so hard that my roomate looked at me weird

  • @Friendlyperson250
    @Friendlyperson250 2 года назад +7611

    Hey so general tip to everybody, if you feel entitled to a sexual relationship with someone because you were “nice” to them…
    That’s not actually being nice to them.

    • @SadGirlHours_
      @SadGirlHours_ 2 года назад +347

      “Niceness” shouldn’t have the expectation that it’s transactional, if it is, you’re being performatively nice, not genuinely kind

    • @asracatlali816
      @asracatlali816 2 года назад +148

      I just wonder who decided that THSI wa sthe transaction. If you are nice, Im nice. THAT is the real transaction we are making, thats how friendship works. If you are only my "friend" to try and hook up with me and its "expected" cause well, you were my friend then you aren't either of those things. Go find someone offering transactional sex and actually pay them.

    • @patch2932
      @patch2932 2 года назад +81

      Like my mother always says, there’s being kind to people...and being “nice.” Kindness comes from a deep place of goodwill. Niceness is just being good, not because you want to be, but because you think you’re going to get something out of it.
      Of course there are exceptions. But every man or woman I’ve met described as “nice” have been artificial. Every person that’s been described as kind to me? Genuinely wonderful people.

    • @Jabberwoot
      @Jabberwoot 2 года назад +11

      I won't lie, I 100% read this in SorrowTV's voice

    • @mitochondrie3170
      @mitochondrie3170 2 года назад +21

      Voilà!
      And yet..... SO MANY think this is how it goes. So they angry and go around shooting women. great.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat Год назад +45

    "Women make men gay."
    I'm flattered he thinks I have that much power over men.

  • @thebrokenpuppet2714
    @thebrokenpuppet2714 3 года назад +1102

    “I only shower once a week”
    That’s a generous estimate

    • @jacobm6617
      @jacobm6617 3 года назад +53

      Yeah like I feel like you actually need more than a week to get THAT greasy

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 года назад +23

      As someone who showers like once a week (except I wash my hair more regularly), and is fairly greasy since starting HRT (testosterone), HOLY SHIT HOW IS HE SO GREASY. LIKE FUCK. THAT WOULD TAKE ME LIKE AT LEAST A MONTH OR SO TO GET THAT BAD.
      (And to clarify, I do not smell bad, my skin dries out easy despite being greasy, and it's a habit that started when I was nearly catatonically depressed. Now that I'm on HRT, my mental health is better, but it's hard to break bad habits. I don't sweat enough to smell THAT bad, and I usually shower before it'd get to a point that people would notice. I don't want people thinkin' I'm some neckbeard, I shower, I just have shitty habits since I was badly depressed for like at least a fourth of my life or so, to the point that basic hygiene was near impossible.)

    • @ichangedmyusername
      @ichangedmyusername 3 года назад +17

      @@kiralonely It's okay bro gender dysphoria makes showering hard. Been there

    • @seansean3659
      @seansean3659 3 года назад

      @@kiralonely tmi

  • @gooper3644
    @gooper3644 3 года назад +2687

    11:18 Danny’s “oh no” as he sees the guy raise his head is the hardest I’ve laughed in weeks

    • @butterytomatoes747
      @butterytomatoes747 2 года назад +9

      Literally

    • @jeanneann3545
      @jeanneann3545 2 года назад +19

      maybe he tried to hide his baldness? Im pretty sure his hairline is quite thin. Nothing is wrong with being bald but he's sure is suck at hiding it

    • @chapstik5l83
      @chapstik5l83 2 года назад +35

      @@jeanneann3545 I think he was trying to be intimidating

    • @rlyhot._.doormat2719
      @rlyhot._.doormat2719 2 года назад +21

      @@chapstik5l83 but he looks like a discount anime villain

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 2 года назад +5

      @@jeanneann3545 hm, baldness, and a single long strand of hair, who's that remind me of?

  • @promof-sf8dw
    @promof-sf8dw 3 года назад +1695

    15:39 something about him doing a Joker Laugh™ and then immediately following that up with a slur just so Perfectly encapsulates dudes like this that it almost feels like performance art. almost.

    • @chillinsquirtle
      @chillinsquirtle 3 года назад +104

      In his mind he is perfectly channeling the essence of the joker

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 года назад +136

      “IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD BATMAN!”

    • @frostisablindman
      @frostisablindman 3 года назад +10

      Ahahahahahah

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 3 года назад +16

      It knocked the wind out of me holy shit

  • @Anonymous1295.
    @Anonymous1295. Год назад +42

    10:39 its called narcissism
    Those guys are self centered idiots who think they are the only thing that matters and that everything should revolve around themselves
    They do not care what others say
    They think they are the only person who is correct
    They believe everyone else is a douchebag
    They also believe that they can get away with anything and that they shouldn’t punished for anything
    Those people are narcissists
    That’s a bad thing
    Don’t do it

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      nothing will ever make any guy like this one or me the the ones who gets everything by existing and somehow yall blaming us for speaking out somehow we are the bad guys for telling the truth I'm literally shocked do yall really think this guy got teen love or ever lived it or ever got accepted or will ever be accepted do you think he gets to live it like how an attractive guy lived it do you think he will get a raelshinship with this look do you think he is a social guy with friends and all good life aprukd him
      while literally tons of the same age men are getting raelshinships and living their life it's quite amazing how yall wanna deny reality so hard and pretend like it's a some kind of a pink all love no look matter world we live in

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 Год назад +1

      ​​@@yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      Raelshinships" 😭😭😭

    • @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77
      @yougetwhatyoufuckingdeseRVE77 Год назад

      @@seachelle2316 spelling mistake + English isn't my first language but go on prove the incel to be wrong
      White knight 😆

    • @AlexanderNash
      @AlexanderNash 4 месяца назад

      I mean I just want one woman to smile at me or something thats it. I don't want or expect all women to throw themselves at me. I just want to be treated as a person with feelings.

  • @halloundtschuess
    @halloundtschuess 3 года назад +621

    It's called love bombing btw. This tactic is often used by abusers, groomers and cults. Love bombing is basically manipulating, overwhelming and subtelly pressuring the victim with being overly nice

    • @friendlyneigborhoodbean
      @friendlyneigborhoodbean 2 года назад +11

      Mr Beard talked about this in his Trisha Paytas video

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 года назад

      So moral of the story is incels are a cult? Makes sense.

    • @psychotic_lovers9281
      @psychotic_lovers9281 2 года назад +7

      Well I don’t gotta worry about that, because love bombing is to gross, and weird to me. Also its hella creepy.

  • @ABucketOfFish
    @ABucketOfFish 2 года назад +3110

    It’s genuinely crazy to me how someone can be so detached from reality they stop seeing women (or really anyone besides themselves) as humans with thoughts and emotions.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 2 года назад +15

      Well you have to remember that this greasy naked mole rat doesn't see anger as an emotion. So that's the mentality you're trying to comprehend. Trust me it's baffling no matter how you look at it

    • @ABucketOfFish
      @ABucketOfFish 2 года назад +8

      @@darknesswave100 Jesus Christ that just adds a whole new layer of fucked up mental state to him doesnt it

    • @princekyle4132
      @princekyle4132 2 года назад +5

      I met somebody who thinks all superhero movie fans should be euthanized, that gay and trans folks need to be “cured” with shock therapy, and that people use the organs of aborted babies for Satanic shit. I wish I was joking.

    • @magnarcreed3801
      @magnarcreed3801 2 года назад +91

      As a creature with thought and emotions. Like I respect spiders more than he respects women XD

    • @edwinlevi6608
      @edwinlevi6608 2 года назад

      It’s so deep in American culture it’s honestly not even that surprising. Men are so consistently taught that the only women who are worth anything is their mother. There are only 2 types of women in misogyny: your mother and your wife

  • @sina3602
    @sina3602 3 года назад +631

    The main issue nice guys have is definitely their lack of self awareness. From my own experience though, what makes girls not want them is not really that they're too intensely nice. It's that they're straight up weird and creepy. All of the nice guys I've encountered have said something inappropriate about me/my body. None of them realized how uncomfortable or mad it made me so they assumed it was because theyre either too ugly or too nice or both. If they knew how to socialize properly and viewed women as human beings like they view their male friends, they wouldnt have half as many issues with us.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 3 года назад +39

      In fact they'd have no issues, since they'd view you as an equal in that scenario

    • @whynothanks2047
      @whynothanks2047 3 года назад +79

      Yeah, like they said in the video, it can come across as desperate and clingy, it can get to the point where someone is violating your boundaries by constantly doing favours for you. In my experience, someone actually used this as leverage when I broke things off, like I “owed” them for all the things they did for me (that I asked them repeatedly not to do). So are they really nice guys, or are they “nice guys ™️” until they don’t get what they want.

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 года назад +15

      @@whynothanks2047 I’ve had the opposite happen, where my relationship ended because I sucked (early opiate addiction) and she basically held any sort of communication over my head because she felt I owed her money and wouldn’t talk or acknowledge me in any capacity until I gave her $500.
      For context, her dad was emotionally abusive as hell, and would unload on her and then later shower her in money and gifts. So, I suspect, that’s why that happened.
      It all around sucked, I’m no mysoginist, I just don’t think it’s a “guy” problem. People can suck

    • @whynothanks2047
      @whynothanks2047 3 года назад +32

      @@Nobody-hc2bo you’re absolutely right that it isn’t just a guy thing, & pointing that out is definitely not misogynistic. I’m sorry I didn’t mention that in my comment-shitty people come in all different packages, and I do believe that this sort of behaviour in women isn’t discussed as much as it should be. I had the “nice guy” in the video in my head, and I’ve only dated men, so that’s what my brain defaulted to. Thank you for bringing it to my attention, & so sorry to hear you went through that, genuinely. What a terrible thing to deal with during an already difficult season of life. I hope you’re doing better now in all aspects, with a good support system, especially addiction-wise.

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 3 года назад +20

      @@whynothanks2047 absolutely no apology necessary, just felt it was worth noting. And thanks, I’ve been off hard drugs for 4 years now. I’m not sober by AA standards (I smoke da funny plant sometimes), but my life is way better then it was back then. I’m lucky enough to have a family that was willing to push through all the garbage that comes with an addicted family member and they never gave up on me

  • @0.zackk.011
    @0.zackk.011 Год назад +46

    I will say as a heavily open gay man this guy has made me the straightest I’ve ever felt in the past few(all) years of my life

  • @s_h_o_o_b_y
    @s_h_o_o_b_y Год назад +753

    he’s upset about the lack of bread and butter in stores during the pandemic, but u don’t hear him bitching about the toilet paper crisis bc he CLEARLY doesn’t wipe his ass

  • @aspiringjoker2883
    @aspiringjoker2883 3 года назад +1910

    As a fan of the Joker, these people irritate me. It's a comic character, not a rallying cry for the involuntary celibate. It makes all of us comic book fans look bad. They annoy me more than the people who paint the character this way, because they validate those claims and make the rest of us look bad.

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 года назад +50

      well said

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 3 года назад +9

      @@_sandy_ thank you sir.

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 3 года назад +83

      the nicest joker pfp
      we finally found him boys

    • @aspiringjoker2883
      @aspiringjoker2883 3 года назад +76

      @@pup64hcp thank you very much. It's an edit of Cameron Monaghans Joker from "Gotham" season 4. My favorite depiction of the character. Fans have had to edit the character to be the proper colors since Gotham wasn't legally allowed to use the character, but aside from the color scheme this is how the character should look imho.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +70

      Being someone who enjoys the interesting nature/causes of joker’s character must be hell these days haha, I feel for you dude

  • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
    @whoknowsatthispoint7508 3 года назад +3943

    As a bisexual man, I can confirm there's no real "reason" anybody is gay, bi, straight, or whatever, you just kinda are. You don't need an explanation for your sexuality, there's nobody to "blame" for your sexuality, your sexuality is just there. There aren't any outside forces acting on it. It's just a part of yourself you can't change, nothing to do with hating women or anything.