POV I'm Your Vampire Dad
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#dannygonzalez
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@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-
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Its a straight banger danny
there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends
I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend
don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends
What about vampire boyfriend?
What about werewolf boyfriends?
Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️🌈
POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶
Yes😆😆😆
like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley
When is it to late to yeetus the festus
Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.
He sounds like the real mvp
@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve
One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol
Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it
I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong
phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh
For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad
@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down
polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot
The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that.
If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality.
Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)
@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀
Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate
I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes
I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.
@@kevolutionenergy whats CSA??
@@z3dexe child sexual abuse
K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)
"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town"
I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter
Underrated comment
@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!
POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown
@@allydef and also he is the mafia
Maye hoffman
He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.
“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.
NOOO lmao
Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...
ARE YU LOST BABYGORL
R U LOST BBY GORL
I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀
The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.
It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀
Fr it’s my favorite Danny song
no it wasent
@@Lizzoncker 👎
oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist
All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"
I was just thinking this omg
don’t disrespect draco like this 😿
the way i cackled at this comment
@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.
Draco Malloy, anybody?
When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.
I see you’re from Kurtistown as well.
Im not jealous. Im not.
_im not_
*whispering intensifies*
Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this
Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?
And they've been with Jessie >:(((
POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg
IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD
BYE LMFAOOOO
crap
ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe
*We ae geg*
The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line
Paler than a motherfucking overcast sky 🎶
Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you.
Vampire Danny:
Vampire Dad will be right back
love the profile picture
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
14:47
@@Kat-li9nj Who is that
"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot."
Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.
Eissaphir ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
Hazem Hesham but why-
He most definitely did
@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll
He wasn’t wrong tho 😺
I was not ready for Danny to threaten me in a pre-puberty squeaky voice
Same I lost it 🤣
LMAO same
Sameee
child Danny threatening you in a pre-pubescent voice has to be one of the funniest things
LISTEN HEEEERE BUSTA
Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches
this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction
Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao
truth
ow
never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!
Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.
Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny
You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?
Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god
Same
oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again
This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.
how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D
This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.
Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy
It is quirky just horrible
he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪
I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀
why do you like that
@@Gobble640 not saying i actually like it omg
*POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*
now that id like to see
@@largeinflatedbox *Darling*
Wow
that sounds actually original
Waiitt if this is a reference, I know where it is from
"What do your kids do?"
"My kid is a lawyer"
"My kid is a vet"
"Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok"
"..."
lmfao
"Well, formerly my kid."
Yeah, my ex kid.
Serial killer ex kid
@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao
I love it how that guy only has one expression.
*smirking intensifies*
° °
`______) I think this is the face
*r o b l o x m a n f a c e*
he doesn't wanna risk getting wrinkles or he just might turn to dust, that's how vampirism works
😏
I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones.
Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.
The thing is with TikTok, is that if you stumble across one of them POVs, you still have to interact with it. Even if you scroll. With Wattpad, you don’t have to interact with it. (What I mean by interact, is see the contents of it.)
The good old "My mom sold me to One Direction for dr ug money" trope
half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"
this sent me
Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣
why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣
@Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs
kim taehyung jmgghbbnb
This guy’s thought process:
“im hot”
Lol
his mind:
*_[V O I D]_*
Song name at 1:11?
@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT
@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it
Ah yes,the two genders
1. Serial killer boyfriend
2. Serial killer boyfriend haver
Imagine the gays tho
Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo
@@horse_stan6007 yessir
@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget
I'm both😎
/hj(?)
@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hi
👋
I KNOW YOU'RE HOME BABY ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?
Ikr
Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?
This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.
Danny is Bella confirmed lol.
I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**
this guy's catchphrases:
"Pick up the phone bAby"
**sensually licks lips**
"I'm with the boss"
"Vampire Dad"
Best pfp
Love how licking his lips is a catchphrase lol
Yes.
kazuichi pfp
Hello Danganronpa fandom. We everywhere lol. We strong, like Gonta :D ^_^
“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot”
Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history
N I’mun
only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he
8:28
14:00
so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?
Danny just single handedly made better tiktoks than the dude who exclusively makes POVs- I want a full tiktok of HIS vampire dad-
The ultimate fanfiction: your serial killer boyfriend fights your stalker boyfriend and kills him, but then he tries to abuse you and the mafia boss's son kills him. You take him to meet your vampire dad who turns him into a vampire as well and everyone lives happily ever after
Edit: damn I did not expect this to get so many likes, might actually write this fic (chill out guys you can't rush perfection)
Update: I'm almost done with the first chapter, will link it when i put it up on ao3
Update 2: archiveofourown.org/works/28617570 it's kinda short but there will definitely be more i love this so much (chapter 2 is almost finished)
The ultimate fanfic indeed.
I‘d read that
I’m on the floor 😂 lmao
Beautiful; a true masterpiece ❤️
Well then
"lots of people probably think he's cute, but that doesn't mean you wanna be kidnapped by him" boy you should go on wattpad you'd be surprised
😳
😂 girls fall in love with their kidnappers on wattpad
And episode there’s so much gang boi shit there
Honestly people with yandere husbandos are a certain type of crazy
Lol it sounds like something that'd happen in a webtoon or anime XD
Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that
MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE
MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number
Ugly Bastard
People have liked it
''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot
As someone who had their ex constantly come to their house uninvited because ”you weren’t answering your phone”, it’s not cute. It’s controlling and manipulative.
Lol OK Karen
@@kings3411 imagine being so low of a human that you completely discard someones trauma and call them a karen because of their name. smh.
@@kings3411 good response but wrong situation
@@kings3411 that's not funny
@@kings3411 I will continue the chain of people who would call you stupid, because you are. Seriously your joke is not funny and used in the wrong context, making it borderline cringey and insensitive
This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes
I just came back to this 4 months later.....
Bruh
Does it
Does it really
Stranger danger
My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help
babygorl*
POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it
HAHAHAH yeah it is so uncomfortable to watch
how did u know
how do you know
Ja
You got me
12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny
Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares
I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣
"You will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad," is unironically one of my favorite lyrics ever.
Woah 1k!
"your dad can't hang cause he ain't got fangs and he don't run gangs, bitch" is equally fantastic
Same
what song is it from?
I'm partial to "Unlimited allowance, no cap."
POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.
Gotta make you understand
a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up
Whenever he says "us" and "our boyfriend" I feel a strong sense of community
What is community if not collectively sharing one serial killer vampire boyfriend
Lily !! peak communism
@@lilyinnes35 ah yes, straight out of the communist manifesto. Marx would be proud of our society
Our community*
Ah yes
C O M M U N I S I M
5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious
“serial killer boyfriend” sounds like the name of a lifetime movie
Sounds like a high school reality show -
ExplosionBoi Bakugo your right
Sounds like some y/n fanfic from wattpad
I think that i s a lifetime movie
Me reading Jeff the killer Fanfictions
ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever
You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself
14:00
It was great
ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰
I hate how Vampire dad looks like he's trying to flirt with his kid.
Right, like I feel like yours supposed to still be attracted to the dad
ya just makes me uncommfy like there got to be do many thirst traps you can do, that's the one you want to do? like really man.
*banjos play forebodingly in the distance*
Yeah lol
*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*
the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song
Real
ur so real for that
“People get kidnapped for actually really bad reasons” -Danny
Oh oooop- oml
nO sHiT🤯
The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them
I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog
@@beth1269 lol
@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...
@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that
Same, *my family would never to that*
I don't know what traumatized me more, Danny kissing himself or this guy sexualizing people's traumas
@@schluuurrpp I’m so sorry - it’s terrible that that happened to you, and it really pisses me off that this guy is treating it like a kink.
"ahaha get in my van you're so sexy * lip bite *"
"wait, you're calling the cops? nah don't do that your ass is so fat ahaha"
@@kazzle_dazzle6 💀💀
@@kazzle_dazzle6 asfgdjk is that a cody ko reference
@@esmfamil5086 it was a joke….
17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS
I prefer the bully line.
@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire
the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good
@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh
I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal
i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...
He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.
I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩
I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up
imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good
as a vampire dad I can say with confidence that Danny’s skit is 100% accurate
TIME TO SUCC SOME BLOOD
@@cancerwoman7669 BAHAHAHAAH
Pls adopt
@@roohil4310 ??
The skit was so hilarious tho. Make up a 10/10. Lore longer than FNAF lore.
I’m convinced everyone who likes/makes these POVs haven’t went through their wattpad/fanfic/ao3 phase yet and are subconsciously using POVs to cope.
aHAH
Little Girl 30 Do you genuinely like these POVs?
@@annnemeee 👀
I just don't understand why I find a visual pov so much worse than a written one ??
@@PhoenixEye10000
Because you actually see it
8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS
Lol
When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard
thank you for the information user Vanja
I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝
@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too
2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”
I *DIED*
POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.
POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back
Hehehehehehhehehehehhe
Good ethical guy
Nightmare fuel lol
That’s the first thing I noticed 😆
so as someone who has had a stalker ex and has been in relationships where dudes have passed my boundaries (such as coming to my house uninvited), it is not cute. it is not hot. its fucking terrifying
Idk if my experience is as same or similar as that, but imagine a guy who confessed to u and u kinda rejected him, and he started following u to every class u have just to try to flirt with u again for a month. Its not fun, it’s creepy
I hope you’re okay today
I’m sorry that happened to you, it’s so messed up when people glamorise really serious topics
Lol
I've never been in a relationship but I can imagine this type of 'stalker' boyfriend and it's terrifying and a FREAKING crime
"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg
Danny kissing himself is a cursed image I was not prepared for
MY EYES!!!
*blessed
What do you mean it was the two serial killer boyfriends making out
@@nickc127 ok
@@oncreativemode5486 blursed*
"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad"
Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...
...nice profile picture
Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx
He could never
Lmao
Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*
Ok wait- *shit*
Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.
💀💀
RIP
Danny, we good
geg
Had us in the first half ngl
' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. '
that actually made me laugh sm
I can’t help but look at “geg” during the entire video.
GEG
*bLaspHemY*
To wacky if you ask me
@@Shiritoni yeah, it should only be on his second channel, where he drinks la croix
I didnt notice until I read this and now it’s all I can look at
“That’s not what your serial killer ex thinks.”
“HE’S RIGHT.”
Uuuuuű
You're speaking from experience?
@@cherrygarnet3870 what
Oop
Oop
Honestly with the kind of audience TikTok has, I’m surprised non-flirty daddy POVs aren’t more popular. No lewd faces, no creepy scenarios, just some unattractive guy in his fifties saying he loves you and he’s so proud of you, and isn’t it nice that you’re both out having coffee and catching up? He’s so glad you share this healthy father-child relationship, sport.
I want this timeline, the one we're in is just gross
Honestly the reason I clicked on this video was to see if Danny was talking about the good goth dad that just tells goth dad jokes and makes grilled cheese tombstones for his followers.
@@marvmarv5629 omg i love that guy, hes so wholesome 🥺🥰
I want that, not whatever this is🕴
@@marvmarv5629 I need his username please, as a goth who needs this in my life. I may not like grilled cheese, but making them as tombstones is an iconic thing in itself.
Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?
At this point, I've just accepted the fact that now, *I'm truly GEG.*
gEG
g e g
geg
G e g
G E G
I think this guy watched “Heathers” and decided that JD would be his entire personality
grow up leo,referencing heathers is sooooooo 2015
im just kidding lol
The OG serial killer bf. Such a messed up relationship
@@givemecookies5078 that moment when people forget that heathers was a movie from the 90s before it was a musical
Nah, JD is way better than this dude. Like wth is this. And that says a lot seeing as JD is a bit... y'know...
@@starrcasm8488 80s*
SPOILER AHEAD:
I really did not think I'd see Danny kissing himself today
Gwen 10 like that one video with kurtis 😶
we/ve seen a video of him literally spanking himself are you really that surprised 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao 🤣
wtf spoilers!
Smh what a spoiler alert lmaoo
PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE
My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings
Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀
thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO
“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”
Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?
Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well
I feel like this guy reads a lot of wattpad stories.
Yes a little to much 🤔
@A B if someone becomes a bts member i will gladly-
i do but this is just straight up weird and creepy
I’m concerned for the people who write those stories
@@KingOfGaymes me and u both
the whole “being cool because my dad has power” thing has draco malfoy energy
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
*M y f a t h e r w i l l h e a r a b o u t t h i s.*
I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic
Just checked his account almost a year later and he is still a creep.
yikes :0
Wait he's still on tiktok? ???
@@hoodieninja1646 yeah, but he stopped posting povs
@@Hopibopi wtf is he posting now then?!
@@Wrenjamin_ i have no idea lol
POV: we are no longer greg, we are just geg.
g e g
GEG BITCH GEGGGGGG
𝙒𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜 𝙚 𝙜 𝙜 𝙖 𝙣 𝙜
geg geg
I see that 😂
This video was just Danny’s way of telling everyone he thinks Jeff Bezos looks like a turtle.
Unus
this is literally the best comment i’ve ever seen
Annus
is he wrong tho
Amy
I can’t stop laughing at the spoons our vampire boyfriend has in the background
Just fucking realized they’re medals or something
Your comment honestly made me laugh so much imagining like this hot, brooding vampire guy that just has a collection of various spoons displayed on his wall like a grandmother or something. By night he’s a blood thirsty monster, by day he’s a collector of big spoons.
"Is he kissing OUR ex?" Danny you're in too deep
GREG: If you date one of us...
You date _all_ of us.
That’s
What
She
SAID
“Who’s gonna bully someone who can turn into a bat?” Horse girls everywhere are neighing in agreement
Yung Aquaria
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
E
oop
Lmao
Petition for Danny’s “Vampire Dad” to become a mini series.
I will sign
where do i sign
pls the skits lmaoo
Where do we sign
I NEED THIS!!!
I can’t stop coming back to the stupid song at the end, it’s so funny but it genuinely slaps like I’m-
“My dads the richest turtle in the world”
HAH PEASANT MY DAD IS A VAMPIRE GRAPE
sad gnome how’s he recovering from the surgery?
~Bowser Jr
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol Koopa Kid would like to have a word with you.
“My dad’s Mitch McConnell.”
“You can tell dinner every night is like Thanksgiving dinner at any other house.”
His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.
in holy water
while clutching a rifle for self defense
WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones
@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection
@@VicerimusMortem
Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something.
Sometimes less is more.
I like how Danny’s personality, his shirt and these tik tok’s are 3 totally different things
One’s nice, one’s gross, and one’s really gross
Patrick Radosevich hell no that shirt is rad
I’m so distracted by that shirt 👀 help me
@tea freak how do you know he was talking about the shirt?
I knew this but I didn't know how to put it into words so thank you
i would easily watch 13 seasons of danny doing vampire dad, what a gold mine. the makeup makes it so good, vampire dad looks absolutely zonked.
I like Danny’s parodies of the POVs better than the actual POVs. I also like how the parodies connects and references things from the past POVs.
AGREEE SMMMM
Who actually likes regular Pov’s tho
@@jak3358 probably the 8 years olds liking them on tiktok
I died trying to read this shit
3:48
Me low key thinking about that yandere asmr I just listened to
I think the "gang leader's son" thing is because a gang leader would have had to do some fucked up things to get to that position, but their son is like, part of that bad boy lifestyle, they run in that same circle, but still has their hands clean. So they're both innocent and naughty.
also the son would "inherit the mafia boss" position soo
The Prince Zuko Effect
I feel like these TikToks appeal to pre-teen girls who don't understand the world yet💀
Also he’s probably trying to appeal to 13yr olds, so an old man would be too weird. A 16-17 yr old gang leader son seems more appealing to a 13 yr old wattpad reader
The other thing is a Mafia Boss makes people think of an older guy like in the Godfather. Whereas his son would presumably be around the age of a young adult or so.
Even as a kidnapper he takes his mask off to lick his lips after every sentence.
Lips Must be chapped
Hey man no one wants to turn a kidnapping into a rape...
@@moeneet7069 wOaH
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yes, because his baby mustache is supposed to make 50% of the population allegedly fall in love with him, DUH?! I mean, what kind of loser grows a full mustache... nah, we want the kid!
Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.
this dude feels like the real life version of any wattpad characters personality.
It’s called acting :)
and getting into character :)
@@m.s2140 Yeah, no shit. You think this is real?
that's what happens when u read alot of wattpad
Oh wait wattpad is about this i thought is was anime because thats the only thing is read
“He doesn’t even have fangs, he just some guy”
Just some guy
i can't stop laughing whenever greg says "our boyfriend" or "us", it's like he's sharing a partner with millions of people lmfao
@Normal Person i was calling him greg jokingly lol
@Normal Person I thought his name was Kurtis
@@GaiusIntrepidus idk I thought he was drew??
i thoight his name was serial killer vampire boyfriend?
@Normal Person lol it's fine
Nobody talking about how romantically Danny kissed his double just by editing😭
why is no one talking about how funny danny's vampire dad is
Bro he made a whole music video on Vampire Dad. Issa whole bop
The clip of his sitcom was great. I just don’t know where to find the rest of the series.
That shit was hilarious
I keep rewatching this video just for the vampire dad. Freaking hilarious
@@bbbluff9473 same
The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂
Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time
Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO
@@clownbeetles Just watch the video? lol
Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf
Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i
the evolution of boys; indoor boyfriend, best friend's older brother, gang leader's son, serial killer boyfriend, and finally, vampire dad.
You forgot about the
*P I C K U P T H E P H O N E B A B Y*
boyfriend
If you have an indoor boyfriend what about the outdoor one ☹️
Indoor boyfriend, I choose you!
Congratulations, your serial killer boyfriend evolved into a vampire dad!