POV I'm Your Vampire Dad

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 44 тыс.

  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  4 года назад +18289

    The song at the end is also available on streaming services! songwhip.com/danny-gonzalez/my-dad-is-rich

  • @r0b0b0t8
    @r0b0b0t8 3 года назад +3908

    this guy's catchphrases:
    "Pick up the phone bAby"
    **sensually licks lips**
    "I'm with the boss"
    "Vampire Dad"

  • @kylieschwab4784
    @kylieschwab4784 3 года назад +9149

    there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends

    • @abrielrotzler6009
      @abrielrotzler6009 3 года назад +440

      I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend

    • @cassiusineuros
      @cassiusineuros 3 года назад +430

      don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends

    • @marktloy4740
      @marktloy4740 3 года назад +268

      What about vampire boyfriend?

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 года назад +171

      What about werewolf boyfriends?

    • @baototta
      @baototta 3 года назад +187

      Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️‍🌈

  • @arianagarcia5244
    @arianagarcia5244 4 года назад +8401

    Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 года назад +883

      I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes

    • @Eyebrowking_kkslider
      @Eyebrowking_kkslider 4 года назад +516

      I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.

    • @z3dexe
      @z3dexe 4 года назад +37

      @@Eyebrowking_kkslider whats CSA??

    • @isakwennstig6471
      @isakwennstig6471 4 года назад +157

      @@z3dexe child sexual abuse

    • @arianagarcia5244
      @arianagarcia5244 4 года назад +331

      K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)

  • @Cr70flıf3
    @Cr70flıf3 Год назад +2209

    The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.

    • @user-ii3tz3pl8w
      @user-ii3tz3pl8w Год назад +61

      It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀

    • @hippyhair1920
      @hippyhair1920 11 месяцев назад +34

      Fr it’s my favorite Danny song

    • @Lizzoncker
      @Lizzoncker 9 месяцев назад +1

      no it wasent

    • @noniplier
      @noniplier 9 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@Lizzoncker 👎

    • @2b-coeur
      @2b-coeur 8 месяцев назад +11

      oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist

  • @sophieschroer42
    @sophieschroer42 4 года назад +6461

    "Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town"
    I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter

    • @danny98432
      @danny98432 4 года назад +150

      Underrated comment

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 4 года назад +79

      @@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!

    • @allydef
      @allydef 4 года назад +122

      POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown

    • @mayehoffman4253
      @mayehoffman4253 4 года назад +68

      @@allydef and also he is the mafia

    • @allydef
      @allydef 4 года назад +64

      Maye hoffman
      He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.

  • @cat_strangler2603
    @cat_strangler2603 4 года назад +7169

    All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"

  • @hatinassal_6351
    @hatinassal_6351 4 года назад +8951

    POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone

    • @iyanajohnson4234
      @iyanajohnson4234 4 года назад +39

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imsad748
      @imsad748 4 года назад +193

      Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶

    • @mr.robot1399
      @mr.robot1399 4 года назад +16

      Yes😆😆😆

    • @blubbyfishh
      @blubbyfishh 3 года назад +33

      like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley

    • @leourr2funny
      @leourr2funny 3 года назад +23

      When is it to late to yeetus the festus

  • @popcornfield
    @popcornfield 9 месяцев назад +516

    Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches

  • @tommietaker2599
    @tommietaker2599 4 года назад +6179

    When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.

    • @swine13
      @swine13 4 года назад +116

      Im not jealous. Im not.
      _im not_
      *whispering intensifies*

    • @vhm90
      @vhm90 4 года назад +141

      Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this

    • @alicenthightowerschair
      @alicenthightowerschair 4 года назад +16

      Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?

    • @nicoleelnatanov3566
      @nicoleelnatanov3566 4 года назад +16

      And they've been with Jessie >:(((

    • @nicolealexis9110
      @nicolealexis9110 4 года назад +14

      E.S.410 i see your also from kurtistown

  • @sarahunderwood8952
    @sarahunderwood8952 4 года назад +14469

    Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 года назад +2361

      He sounds like the real mvp

    • @sarahunderwood8952
      @sarahunderwood8952 4 года назад +581

      @@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve

    • @arinezro7333
      @arinezro7333 4 года назад +1743

      One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol

    • @charlieh1427
      @charlieh1427 4 года назад +493

      Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it

    • @el-erso
      @el-erso 4 года назад +466

      I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong

  • @ushirinaki7878
    @ushirinaki7878 4 года назад +7347

    Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you.
    Vampire Danny:

  • @Divinely_Damned
    @Divinely_Damned Год назад +408

    The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line

    • @bowseryoutuber3881
      @bowseryoutuber3881 6 месяцев назад +11

      Paler than a motherfucking overcast sky 🎶

  • @seize.the.opportunity
    @seize.the.opportunity 4 года назад +2175

    ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever

    • @jessiz7833
      @jessiz7833 4 года назад +61

      You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @hayamakaily9059
      @hayamakaily9059 4 года назад +59

      I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself

    • @imaqsa606
      @imaqsa606 4 года назад +10

      14:00

    • @daeguboy8136
      @daeguboy8136 4 года назад +2

      It was great

    • @annalisak3790
      @annalisak3790 4 года назад +1

      ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰

  • @hilalozcan8726
    @hilalozcan8726 4 года назад +9126

    POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg

  • @eissaphir
    @eissaphir 4 года назад +19625

    "Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot."
    Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.

    • @hazemhesham6115
      @hazemhesham6115 4 года назад +27

      Eissaphir ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @lilypaterson9513
      @lilypaterson9513 4 года назад +214

      Hazem Hesham but why-

    • @ALEXIS-zn3il
      @ALEXIS-zn3il 4 года назад +258

      He most definitely did

    • @thebakingtable6396
      @thebakingtable6396 4 года назад +86

      @@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll

    • @noeyes8484
      @noeyes8484 4 года назад +41

      He wasn’t wrong tho 😺

  • @smiffydauntless8267
    @smiffydauntless8267 Год назад +322

    12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny

    • @sashuni1064
      @sashuni1064 Год назад +8

      Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares

    • @mickeym00
      @mickeym00 Год назад +13

      I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣

  • @jasluvsshark
    @jasluvsshark 4 года назад +14566

    this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction

    • @purifiedholywater7694
      @purifiedholywater7694 4 года назад +803

      Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao

    • @thebunnygamer9838
      @thebunnygamer9838 4 года назад +59

      truth

    • @tinodethuong
      @tinodethuong 4 года назад +21

      ow

    • @tinodethuong
      @tinodethuong 4 года назад +296

      never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

    • @Mimi-ek1mo
      @Mimi-ek1mo 4 года назад +38

      Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!

  • @mal2321
    @mal2321 2 года назад +3799

    "What do your kids do?"
    "My kid is a lawyer"
    "My kid is a vet"
    "Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok"
    "..."

    • @katthecat6375
      @katthecat6375 2 года назад +17

      lmfao

    • @riverscuomo7140
      @riverscuomo7140 2 года назад +164

      "Well, formerly my kid."

    • @DeliriousSquid
      @DeliriousSquid 2 года назад +92

      Yeah, my ex kid.

    • @KPH107
      @KPH107 2 года назад

      Serial killer ex kid

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад +34

      @@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao

  • @pyschoclaw9330
    @pyschoclaw9330 4 года назад +9164

    “Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.

    • @xapokalypse
      @xapokalypse 4 года назад +122

      NOOO lmao

    • @maddi6396
      @maddi6396 4 года назад +314

      Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...

    • @mayajoy7248
      @mayajoy7248 4 года назад +264

      ARE YU LOST BABYGORL

    • @gg-dg6rk
      @gg-dg6rk 4 года назад +186

      R U LOST BBY GORL

    • @bee_outside
      @bee_outside 4 года назад +53

      I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀

  • @spiritedaway0tutu
    @spiritedaway0tutu 9 месяцев назад +649

    I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones.
    Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.

    • @LunarOnPawzIzHere
      @LunarOnPawzIzHere 6 месяцев назад +31

      The thing is with TikTok, is that if you stumble across one of them POVs, you still have to interact with it. Even if you scroll. With Wattpad, you don’t have to interact with it. (What I mean by interact, is see the contents of it.)

    • @cursivebobcat8964
      @cursivebobcat8964 4 месяца назад +14

      The good old "My mom sold me to One Direction for dr ug money" trope

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 29 дней назад

      More like late 00s

  • @vanja4395
    @vanja4395 3 года назад +6639

    When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard

    • @bostan602
      @bostan602 3 года назад +33

      thank you for the information user Vanja

    • @LittleMissDaisyyy
      @LittleMissDaisyyy 3 года назад +77

      I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝

    • @kevinbermudez2864
      @kevinbermudez2864 3 года назад +13

      @@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too

    • @kevinbermudez2864
      @kevinbermudez2864 3 года назад +96

      2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”

    • @emcee.
      @emcee. 2 года назад +7

      I *DIED*

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +6264

    POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I

    • @anonsforker8629
      @anonsforker8629 4 года назад +51

      You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

    • @hyu8io207
      @hyu8io207 4 года назад +33

      I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 4 года назад +7

      All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.

    • @storm_xo07
      @storm_xo07 4 года назад +22

      Gotta make you understand

    • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079
      @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079 4 года назад +10

      a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up

  • @lottiegf
    @lottiegf 4 года назад +1690

    half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"

    • @charliebun4454
      @charliebun4454 4 года назад +13

      this sent me

    • @Mmmmnmmnm9
      @Mmmmnmmnm9 4 года назад +8

      Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣

    • @nadyasafira.k
      @nadyasafira.k 4 года назад +13

      why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣

    • @sxhoaa4635
      @sxhoaa4635 4 года назад +13

      @Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs

    • @urmom1374
      @urmom1374 4 года назад +1

      kim taehyung jmgghbbnb

  • @hdimyb9856
    @hdimyb9856 8 месяцев назад +81

    5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious

  • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
    @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 года назад +1849

    Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 4 года назад +31

      And make it ✨"sexy"✨

    • @lemonpeppafish4452
      @lemonpeppafish4452 4 года назад +4

      This also relates to fujoshis

    • @batastrophic9762
      @batastrophic9762 4 года назад +6

      ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯

    • @dewayne8340
      @dewayne8340 4 года назад

      Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot

    • @dokchampa9324
      @dokchampa9324 4 года назад

      True crime community be like

  • @shinitagari444
    @shinitagari444 4 года назад +1661

    “serial killer boyfriend” sounds like the name of a lifetime movie

  • @danih_66
    @danih_66 4 года назад +18808

    Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.

    • @lostsaiyen2646
      @lostsaiyen2646 4 года назад +762

      Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny

    • @Thankfulsoul99
      @Thankfulsoul99 4 года назад +306

      You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?

    • @memegreggreg2741
      @memegreggreg2741 4 года назад +209

      Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god

    • @pumpkin3461
      @pumpkin3461 4 года назад +27

      Same

    • @angelarias1880
      @angelarias1880 4 года назад +150

      oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again

  • @Catsmakemeselfconscious
    @Catsmakemeselfconscious Год назад +528

    I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀

    • @Gobble640
      @Gobble640 5 месяцев назад

      why do you like that

    • @Catsmakemeselfconscious
      @Catsmakemeselfconscious 5 месяцев назад +28

      @@Gobble640 not saying i actually like it omg

    • @boyonline1
      @boyonline1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Gobble640LOL epic braindead moment!!!

  • @annisaurus
    @annisaurus 3 года назад +6373

    I love it how that guy only has one expression.

  • @Machouseproductions
    @Machouseproductions 4 года назад +7124

    "Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?

    • @nadiadoukkali8930
      @nadiadoukkali8930 4 года назад +48

      Ikr

    • @theonewho8241
      @theonewho8241 4 года назад +131

      Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?

    • @chefcantcook7966
      @chefcantcook7966 4 года назад +35

      This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 года назад +74

      Danny is Bella confirmed lol.

    • @cosmicnovacat
      @cosmicnovacat 4 года назад +45

      I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**

  • @words.2128
    @words.2128 3 года назад +11965

    This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.

    • @Imreallybor3d
      @Imreallybor3d 3 года назад +129

      how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 3 года назад +97

      This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 3 года назад +109

      Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 3 года назад +15

      It is quirky just horrible

    • @IdkIdk-fm3eb
      @IdkIdk-fm3eb 3 года назад +70

      he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪

  • @Kubamauda
    @Kubamauda 11 месяцев назад +162

    ''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot

  • @liamclark309
    @liamclark309 3 года назад +5729

    I was not ready for Danny to threaten me in a pre-puberty squeaky voice

  • @kiss-im-mee
    @kiss-im-mee 4 года назад +3874

    I like how Danny’s personality, his shirt and these tik tok’s are 3 totally different things

    • @toucanpam1281
      @toucanpam1281 4 года назад +47

      One’s nice, one’s gross, and one’s really gross

    • @phil6441
      @phil6441 4 года назад +162

      Patrick Radosevich hell no that shirt is rad

    • @noaweiss9092
      @noaweiss9092 4 года назад +22

      I’m so distracted by that shirt 👀 help me

    • @cat_person
      @cat_person 4 года назад +8

      @tea freak how do you know he was talking about the shirt?

    • @jollybear_wastaken
      @jollybear_wastaken 4 года назад +2

      I knew this but I didn't know how to put it into words so thank you

  • @nikkisunshine7430
    @nikkisunshine7430 4 года назад +9073

    I like Danny’s parodies of the POVs better than the actual POVs. I also like how the parodies connects and references things from the past POVs.

    • @bananajam6393
      @bananajam6393 4 года назад +29

      AGREEE SMMMM

    • @jak3358
      @jak3358 4 года назад +90

      Who actually likes regular Pov’s tho

    • @alexandram.6712
      @alexandram.6712 4 года назад +87

      @@jak3358 probably the 8 years olds liking them on tiktok

    • @izzy_locke
      @izzy_locke 4 года назад +11

      I died trying to read this shit

    • @axel_studio6393
      @axel_studio6393 4 года назад +17

      3:48
      Me low key thinking about that yandere asmr I just listened to

  • @Chl03_K
    @Chl03_K 9 месяцев назад +263

    PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @GoldIsopod
      @GoldIsopod 9 месяцев назад +18

      PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ohthatsnotmyhandle
      @ohthatsnotmyhandle 9 месяцев назад +10

      PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @1likecockies
      @1likecockies 8 месяцев назад +3

      Hi
      👋

    • @certifiedrat
      @certifiedrat 6 месяцев назад +13

      I KNOW YOU'RE HOME BABY ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @GuinyKey
    @GuinyKey 4 года назад +1320

    SPOILER AHEAD:
    I really did not think I'd see Danny kissing himself today

    • @idyllic9613
      @idyllic9613 4 года назад +9

      Gwen 10 like that one video with kurtis 😶

    • @amyjade9538
      @amyjade9538 4 года назад +49

      we/ve seen a video of him literally spanking himself are you really that surprised 😂😂😂😂

    • @roxanne4746
      @roxanne4746 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao 🤣

    • @CubeStarMaster
      @CubeStarMaster 4 года назад +3

      wtf spoilers!

    • @cranberrychili2260
      @cranberrychili2260 4 года назад +2

      Smh what a spoiler alert lmaoo

  • @eupoo.1082
    @eupoo.1082 3 года назад +2175

    "nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad"
    Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...

    • @puppizai
      @puppizai 3 года назад +22

      ...nice profile picture
      Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx

    • @luuuuux_
      @luuuuux_ 3 года назад +1

      He could never

    • @oppressedbeans
      @oppressedbeans 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @chloescreations8410
      @chloescreations8410 3 года назад +28

      Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*

    • @-mars.
      @-mars. 3 года назад +4

      Ok wait- *shit*

  • @gregory_walker
    @gregory_walker 4 года назад +853

    Just imagine Danny recording himself just kissing the air so that he can edit himself kissing himself for a 1 minute bit where he cheats on himself. Wow.

    • @lune4089
      @lune4089 4 года назад +11

      That's some real dedication right there.

    • @jacecrouch2595
      @jacecrouch2595 4 года назад +16

      This is the same man who filmed stuff to spank his own ass for an advert, the bar has been SET

    • @okmeowokmeow
      @okmeowokmeow 4 года назад +3

      Also can we talk about the way to get the image of Danny kissing Danny in front of Danny and with vampire Danny appearing behind Danny and Danny out of my head?

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 4 года назад +5

      Me, being a member of Kurtistown: First time?

    • @TheComicalOverlord
      @TheComicalOverlord 4 года назад

      I, Draw lol

  • @spiders_in_ur_walls
    @spiders_in_ur_walls 10 месяцев назад +71

    the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song

  • @chloebeet4559
    @chloebeet4559 4 года назад +5090

    I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal

    • @remyg438
      @remyg438 4 года назад +174

      i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...

    • @kaypat23
      @kaypat23 4 года назад +160

      He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 4 года назад +44

      I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩

    • @person954
      @person954 4 года назад +6

      I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up

    • @paigechester556
      @paigechester556 4 года назад +7

      imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 4 года назад +5320

    “Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot”
    Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history

    • @froggy3570
      @froggy3570 4 года назад +9

      N I’mun

    • @HelloyouTheSmiley
      @HelloyouTheSmiley 4 года назад +45

      only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he

    • @imaqsa606
      @imaqsa606 4 года назад +8

      8:28

    • @imaqsa606
      @imaqsa606 4 года назад +7

      14:00

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 года назад +35

      so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?

  • @twonerdsandageekproduction3831
    @twonerdsandageekproduction3831 4 года назад +3821

    PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.

  • @666_cthulhu
    @666_cthulhu Год назад +98

    17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Год назад +4

      I prefer the bully line.

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Год назад +12

      @@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire

    • @triplesixcrow
      @triplesixcrow Год назад +5

      the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good

    • @666_cthulhu
      @666_cthulhu Год назад +3

      @@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh

  • @lepie6843
    @lepie6843 3 года назад +6123

    as a vampire dad I can say with confidence that Danny’s skit is 100% accurate

    • @cancerwoman7669
      @cancerwoman7669 3 года назад +47

      TIME TO SUCC SOME BLOOD

    • @llleau
      @llleau 3 года назад +13

      @@cancerwoman7669 BAHAHAHAAH

    • @roohil4310
      @roohil4310 3 года назад +47

      Pls adopt

    • @swaystudio1121
      @swaystudio1121 3 года назад +15

      @@roohil4310 ??

    • @eggchair69
      @eggchair69 2 года назад +13

      The skit was so hilarious tho. Make up a 10/10. Lore longer than FNAF lore.

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 4 года назад +510

    Your vampire makeup looks a whole lot like Mark Zuckerberg surfing

    • @EmandEms
      @EmandEms 4 года назад +7

      I-I can never unsee this now

    • @cindyk7055
      @cindyk7055 4 года назад +5

      Thank you for reminding me of THAT XD

  • @tushyakatiyar7164
    @tushyakatiyar7164 4 года назад +682

    The number of times he licks his lip can be made into a lethal drinking game

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 4 года назад +7

      How does one lick their own tongue?

    • @rainy7106
      @rainy7106 4 года назад +8

      Christine C. You fold the front of your tongue over the middle to back of your tongue and move it around.

    • @_Https.maddie
      @_Https.maddie 4 года назад

      shots

  • @audreywagnon5397
    @audreywagnon5397 Год назад +66

    Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?

  • @whyhasgodforsakenme4822
    @whyhasgodforsakenme4822 4 года назад +19694

    Whenever he says "us" and "our boyfriend" I feel a strong sense of community

    • @lilyinnes35
      @lilyinnes35 4 года назад +2037

      What is community if not collectively sharing one serial killer vampire boyfriend

    • @viktoriekafkova7175
      @viktoriekafkova7175 4 года назад +700

      @@lilyinnes35 ah yes, straight out of the communist manifesto. Marx would be proud of our society

    • @AmbyFloofy
      @AmbyFloofy 4 года назад +256

      Our community*

    • @pinnaplecat7527
      @pinnaplecat7527 4 года назад +205

      Ah yes
      C O M M U N I S I M

    • @ichinizero
      @ichinizero 4 года назад +139

      Greg is secretly one big polycule now lol

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers 2 года назад +3663

    "You will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad," is unironically one of my favorite lyrics ever.

  • @tradeka4206
    @tradeka4206 3 года назад +5350

    Danny kissing himself is a cursed image I was not prepared for

  • @butteredbeans1932
    @butteredbeans1932 2 месяца назад +11

    18:05 WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW HARD THIS IS

  • @Raptor_45
    @Raptor_45 4 года назад +5856

    This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes
    I just came back to this 4 months later.....
    Bruh

    • @cheese3712
      @cheese3712 4 года назад +36

      Does it

    • @cheese3712
      @cheese3712 4 года назад +36

      Does it really

    • @notad-class3899
      @notad-class3899 4 года назад +79

      Stranger danger

    • @crabfan
      @crabfan 4 года назад +93

      My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help

    • @aniiahie
      @aniiahie 4 года назад +149

      babygorl*

  • @FYTJ
    @FYTJ 4 года назад +1671

    Drink a shot every time he licks his lips. You’re gonna be HAMMERED.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад +55

      I drink a shot of water and I still am

    • @mai-ph9yo
      @mai-ph9yo 4 года назад +47

      i thought you meant danny and was like wHAt

    • @doginablanket4118
      @doginablanket4118 4 года назад +31

      You wouldn’t be hammered you’d be dead

    • @lilyemma4132
      @lilyemma4132 4 года назад +22

      that sounds like it’ll give you alcohol poisoning

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 года назад +17

      Fun fact: licking your lips makes it more dry.

  • @brennawehrle6321
    @brennawehrle6321 4 года назад +3855

    My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings

    • @christian5256
      @christian5256 4 года назад +540

      Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀

    • @aoifa9186
      @aoifa9186 4 года назад +65

      thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 года назад +190

      “It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”

    • @jexikavindictive
      @jexikavindictive 4 года назад +33

      Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?

    • @kittynation1870
      @kittynation1870 4 года назад +98

      Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well

  • @djdjdjdn898
    @djdjdjdn898 8 месяцев назад +15

    Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @scabillis
    @scabillis 4 года назад +2897

    I can’t help but look at “geg” during the entire video.

    • @floppagaming8469
      @floppagaming8469 4 года назад +64

      GEG

    • @rr6619
      @rr6619 4 года назад +34

      *bLaspHemY*

    • @Velvurai
      @Velvurai 4 года назад +22

      To wacky if you ask me

    • @CORPSEFIEND
      @CORPSEFIEND 4 года назад +36

      @@Velvurai yeah, it should only be on his second channel, where he drinks la croix

    • @sibbsy7778
      @sibbsy7778 4 года назад +12

      I didnt notice until I read this and now it’s all I can look at

  • @ObviouslyASMR
    @ObviouslyASMR 4 года назад +4091

    Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that

    • @Hernyoutube
      @Hernyoutube 4 года назад +150

      MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena 4 года назад +117

      MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!

    • @lagtastic1213
      @lagtastic1213 4 года назад +8

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jayden9677
      @jayden9677 4 года назад +6

      no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number

    • @DiamondVeena
      @DiamondVeena 4 года назад +3

      Ugly Bastard
      People have liked it

  • @Burscutum
    @Burscutum 3 года назад +18758

    I hate how Vampire dad looks like he's trying to flirt with his kid.

    • @hinatashimeluv7464
      @hinatashimeluv7464 3 года назад +1111

      Right, like I feel like yours supposed to still be attracted to the dad

    • @Red_Devil_Stew
      @Red_Devil_Stew 3 года назад +885

      ya just makes me uncommfy like there got to be do many thirst traps you can do, that's the one you want to do? like really man.

    • @oakeii
      @oakeii 3 года назад +534

      *banjos play forebodingly in the distance*

    • @skully2741
      @skully2741 3 года назад +42

      Yeah lol

    • @laurenleloup3022
      @laurenleloup3022 3 года назад +146

      *sweet home Alabama plays in the background*

  • @marcosissocool
    @marcosissocool Год назад +35

    "We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg

  • @kellabdjfoo
    @kellabdjfoo 2 года назад +14931

    i can't stop laughing whenever greg says "our boyfriend" or "us", it's like he's sharing a partner with millions of people lmfao

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 2 года назад +475

      @Normal Person i was calling him greg jokingly lol

    • @GaiusIntrepidus
      @GaiusIntrepidus 2 года назад +534

      @Normal Person I thought his name was Kurtis

    • @totoskskater9011
      @totoskskater9011 2 года назад +496

      @@GaiusIntrepidus idk I thought he was drew??

    • @viuwu3476
      @viuwu3476 2 года назад +421

      i thoight his name was serial killer vampire boyfriend?

    • @kellabdjfoo
      @kellabdjfoo 2 года назад +20

      @Normal Person lol it's fine

  • @dave___
    @dave___ 4 года назад +5895

    This guy’s thought process:
    “im hot”

  • @thomasthetrain3375
    @thomasthetrain3375 3 года назад +4107

    POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it

  • @violette7600
    @violette7600 11 месяцев назад +19

    I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic

  • @antelatkovic4715
    @antelatkovic4715 4 года назад +525

    Dad: are you winning son?
    *me watching danny as a serial killer kissing himself*

    • @hazemhesham6115
      @hazemhesham6115 4 года назад

      Ante Latkovic
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 4 года назад

      SugaKookieDough // LMAO YES-

    • @dandelion6557
      @dandelion6557 4 года назад +1

      @SugaKookieDough I hate you

    • @crybaby4185
      @crybaby4185 4 года назад

      yes

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 4 года назад

      @@dandelion6557 ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

  • @L0S3RLUVR
    @L0S3RLUVR 4 года назад +1836

    *POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*

    • @largeinflatedbox
      @largeinflatedbox 4 года назад +99

      now that id like to see

    • @L0S3RLUVR
      @L0S3RLUVR 4 года назад +129

      @@largeinflatedbox *Darling*

    • @alviaannareneesh1596
      @alviaannareneesh1596 4 года назад +18

      Wow

    • @t1me212
      @t1me212 4 года назад +46

      that sounds actually original

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 4 года назад +17

      Waiitt if this is a reference, I know where it is from

  • @deezing
    @deezing 3 года назад +18836

    I feel like this guy reads a lot of wattpad stories.

    • @biteslip7072
      @biteslip7072 3 года назад +281

      Yes a little to much 🤔

    • @KatieOof-im5xb
      @KatieOof-im5xb 3 года назад +103

      @A B if someone becomes a bts member i will gladly-

    • @toby.mp3
      @toby.mp3 3 года назад +156

      i do but this is just straight up weird and creepy

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 года назад +207

      I’m concerned for the people who write those stories

    • @raya-wh5bz
      @raya-wh5bz 3 года назад +59

      @@KingOfGaymes me and u both

  • @book._.
    @book._. Год назад +36

    ' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. '
    that actually made me laugh sm

  • @user-fv3qj7xh6r
    @user-fv3qj7xh6r 4 года назад +6498

    Ah yes,the two genders
    1. Serial killer boyfriend
    2. Serial killer boyfriend haver

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 года назад +228

      Imagine the gays tho
      Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo

    • @ryton3
      @ryton3 4 года назад +23

      @@horse_stan6007 yessir

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez 4 года назад +32

      @Aaliyah Benito how could we forget

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 4 года назад +13

      I'm both😎
      /hj(?)

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 4 года назад +6

      @@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @CA-pc1zq
    @CA-pc1zq 4 года назад +967

    “Who’s gonna bully someone who can turn into a bat?” Horse girls everywhere are neighing in agreement

  • @beardsleymicah
    @beardsleymicah 4 года назад +501

    “POV = pigs on video” is honestly too accurate to even be a joke lmao

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 4 года назад +41

      *T* otally
      *I* nappropriate
      *K* ids
      *T* hirst trapping
      *O* thers
      *K* nowingly

    • @misslawless6021
      @misslawless6021 4 года назад +3

      Roxy Picasso ayeeeeeeeee

  • @williamcasey9898
    @williamcasey9898 8 месяцев назад +6

    i would easily watch 13 seasons of danny doing vampire dad, what a gold mine. the makeup makes it so good, vampire dad looks absolutely zonked.

  • @Straw_berri3
    @Straw_berri3 4 года назад +4525

    POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.

    • @blurob1326
      @blurob1326 4 года назад +162

      POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back

    • @jimmiekookie3857
      @jimmiekookie3857 4 года назад +3

      Hehehehehehhehehehehhe

    • @consonance7458
      @consonance7458 4 года назад +5

      Good ethical guy

    • @roslyluv
      @roslyluv 4 года назад +2

      Nightmare fuel lol

    • @e.l8154
      @e.l8154 4 года назад +10

      That’s the first thing I noticed 😆

  • @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r
    @i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r 4 года назад +2380

    The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them

    • @beth1269
      @beth1269 4 года назад +141

      I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog

    • @Potato2mato
      @Potato2mato 4 года назад +9

      @@beth1269 lol

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 4 года назад +47

      @@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...

    • @beth1269
      @beth1269 4 года назад +40

      @@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that

    • @leaiga-riverhills7674
      @leaiga-riverhills7674 4 года назад +10

      Same, *my family would never to that*

  • @Rojka1
    @Rojka1 9 месяцев назад +13

    Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious!
    Yours,
    Greg (I guess)

  • @meepaliousious7606
    @meepaliousious7606 4 года назад +14117

    not enough people are appreciating danny’s vampire makeup

    • @charleyjane6009
      @charleyjane6009 4 года назад +139

      its gold

    • @marjmar3884
      @marjmar3884 4 года назад +457

      Bold of you to assume it’s makeup

    • @boo1290
      @boo1290 4 года назад +34

      I JUST MADE THAY 1K HAHEHHSHEHEHHEHH

    • @BJo-jj2uk
      @BJo-jj2uk 4 года назад +75

      I didn't even recognise him for a hot sec

    • @mack8414
      @mack8414 4 года назад +12

      marjmar yeah he just looks like that ✨

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam 4 года назад +687

    Danny spanking himself walked so Danny smooching himself could further scar us

  • @skychildecharlie
    @skychildecharlie 4 года назад +608

    Serial killer boyfriend: knocks on door
    Danny: "He may have killed 30 people, but...
    I'd be damned if I couldn't change him."

  • @xanderwyatt1882
    @xanderwyatt1882 Год назад +33

    PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE

  • @midarisimp5566
    @midarisimp5566 4 года назад +605

    “People get kidnapped for actually really bad reasons” -Danny

  • @imafruitnamedmango9156
    @imafruitnamedmango9156 4 года назад +774

    So we’re not gonna talk about the fact that his sign in the back says “GEG”
    So I can say with confidence “I AM TRUELY GEG”

  • @dsonn06
    @dsonn06 3 года назад +2285

    Just checked his account almost a year later and he is still a creep.

    • @emiliavachon
      @emiliavachon 3 года назад +51

      yikes :0

    • @hoodieninja1646
      @hoodieninja1646 3 года назад +34

      Wait he's still on tiktok? ???

    • @Hopibopi
      @Hopibopi 3 года назад +70

      @@hoodieninja1646 yeah, but he stopped posting povs

    • @Wrenjamin_
      @Wrenjamin_ 3 года назад +39

      @@Hopibopi wtf is he posting now then?!

    • @Hopibopi
      @Hopibopi 3 года назад +22

      @@Wrenjamin_ i have no idea lol

  • @Limittomybrains
    @Limittomybrains Год назад +8

    “You don’t want that smoke you don’t want that- you don’t want that ba- you don’t want that smoke as i turn into a bat 🤨”

  • @karin8378
    @karin8378 3 года назад +8208

    As someone who had their ex constantly come to their house uninvited because ”you weren’t answering your phone”, it’s not cute. It’s controlling and manipulative.

    • @kings3411
      @kings3411 3 года назад +22

      Lol OK Karen

    • @lilly.bloomm
      @lilly.bloomm 3 года назад +866

      @@kings3411 imagine being so low of a human that you completely discard someones trauma and call them a karen because of their name. smh.

    • @headphones7644
      @headphones7644 3 года назад +367

      @@kings3411 good response but wrong situation

    • @shanedog5059
      @shanedog5059 3 года назад +451

      @@kings3411 that's not funny

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад +508

      @@kings3411 I will continue the chain of people who would call you stupid, because you are. Seriously your joke is not funny and used in the wrong context, making it borderline cringey and insensitive

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu 4 года назад +7860

    That vampire dad skit you made was priceless xD Wayyy better than these TikTok ones.

    • @FarmhouseFelts
      @FarmhouseFelts 4 года назад +80

      😂😂 it was hilarious. I rarely laugh at skits on here but that.. that was pretty damn funny 😆

    • @nxmjoon3039
      @nxmjoon3039 4 года назад +31

      i keep liking and unliking to make it go from 99-100-99-100-99

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +70

      I want 7 seasons of vampire dad

    • @RBatman5000
      @RBatman5000 4 года назад +52

      Danny always does things better than the people he talks about, that's the power of greg

    • @honeybat8803
      @honeybat8803 4 года назад +12

      Fr it was sooo good

  • @bittertea9983
    @bittertea9983 4 года назад +2332

    buT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS SERIAL KILLER VAMPIRE MAFIA SOUNDTRACK AT THE ENDDDDDD

    • @Calimariyum
      @Calimariyum 4 года назад +124

      I want him to release the whole track right the fuck now. Music vid wheeennn

    • @KAROLWEWE
      @KAROLWEWE 4 года назад +88

      its straight up BaRS

    • @queenqueef3803
      @queenqueef3803 4 года назад +52

      RIGHT LIKE PLEASE DANNY PUT IT ON SPOTIFY

    • @hirenyaku3224
      @hirenyaku3224 4 года назад +11

      @@KAROLWEWE EXACTLY, IT WAS FIRE!

    • @SquirmyJello
      @SquirmyJello 4 года назад +18

      Please please please put this on Spotify I want this on my playlist 😂

  • @E11zila
    @E11zila 3 месяца назад +5

    "What are you- what are you doing in my hou-" "PICK UP THE PHONE BABY🔥🔥‼🗣

  • @CriticalCrazy
    @CriticalCrazy 4 года назад +747

    Even as a kidnapper he takes his mask off to lick his lips after every sentence.

    • @disfallcommentary7194
      @disfallcommentary7194 4 года назад +16

      Lips Must be chapped

    • @moeneet7069
      @moeneet7069 4 года назад +1

      Hey man no one wants to turn a kidnapping into a rape...

    • @juice6453
      @juice6453 4 года назад +2

      @@moeneet7069 wOaH

    • @edoardogiancarli6325
      @edoardogiancarli6325 4 года назад

      ŇŒÜÒŒƏŘÞĞHJĶŁ

    • @martamateescu3524
      @martamateescu3524 4 года назад +1

      yes, because his baby mustache is supposed to make 50% of the population allegedly fall in love with him, DUH?! I mean, what kind of loser grows a full mustache... nah, we want the kid!

  • @Little_Lotta
    @Little_Lotta 4 года назад +2456

    His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.

    • @emmajohnson5877
      @emmajohnson5877 4 года назад +209

      in holy water

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 4 года назад +168

      while clutching a rifle for self defense

    • @lxmonpoppet3598
      @lxmonpoppet3598 4 года назад +115

      WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones

    • @VicerimusMortem
      @VicerimusMortem 3 года назад +32

      @@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +10

      @@VicerimusMortem
      Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something.
      Sometimes less is more.

  • @alcotracks
    @alcotracks 4 года назад +5576

    I hate when my boyfriend kills my entire family but I’m still with him because he’s cute!

    • @panic9899
      @panic9899 4 года назад +171

      Yea now I'm stuck in a loop where my (now new) boyfriend kills my old boyfriend who is the only family I have
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Oops

    • @droopy2088
      @droopy2088 4 года назад +93

      Omg same tho happens way too often 😩

    • @Maya-cb8sj
      @Maya-cb8sj 4 года назад +75

      UGHHH YES
      #relatable

    • @inactiveaccount2774
      @inactiveaccount2774 4 года назад +113

      Yeah my boyfriend killed over 7 cops and burned down 2 houses and murdered 28 people in my neighborhood and blew up a train, but I'm still with him because he's cute! uwu

    • @potatopotato9914
      @potatopotato9914 4 года назад +7

      how tf did it get 446 likes in 27 minutes

  • @reneelevin9560
    @reneelevin9560 Год назад +10

    Danny... I sincerely do not know how you got through these with your sanity intact holy fuck. Also Vampire dad and serial killer boyfriend fucking got me im literally cackling trying to stifle my laughter bc its 3am lmfao 😭

  • @asterliketheflower6060
    @asterliketheflower6060 4 года назад +1835

    Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.

  • @RFToob
    @RFToob 4 года назад +793

    “If I’m just a regular ass dude, why would *I* bite a vampire?” To assert your dominance, Danny! It’s called a power move!

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 года назад +8

      😭

    • @ando5185
      @ando5185 4 года назад +28

      For real though, why wouldn’t you bite a vampire? The prey becomes the predator.

    • @RFToob
      @RFToob 4 года назад +11

      Anderson Christie exactly! what’s a vampire gonna do when you bite THEM first??? go cry about it you dumb immortal 😤🙄

    • @mika-wz4fu
      @mika-wz4fu 4 года назад +17

      Trying to turn him back into a normal dude

    • @RFToob
      @RFToob 4 года назад +2

      mika !! lmao god you’re so right

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 4 года назад +1161

    I need a "that's so f*cked up" segment henceforth in all videos.

    • @ims2581
      @ims2581 4 года назад +12

      Yesss!

    • @aFuckinToaster
      @aFuckinToaster 4 года назад +20

      He needs to make that into a song lmao

  • @cloudscovermyflaws
    @cloudscovermyflaws Год назад +8

    I can’t stop coming back to the stupid song at the end, it’s so funny but it genuinely slaps like I’m-

  • @annnemeee
    @annnemeee 4 года назад +7195

    I’m convinced everyone who likes/makes these POVs haven’t went through their wattpad/fanfic/ao3 phase yet and are subconsciously using POVs to cope.

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 4 года назад +52

      aHAH

    • @annnemeee
      @annnemeee 4 года назад +136

      Little Girl 30 Do you genuinely like these POVs?

    • @sprinkles06
      @sprinkles06 4 года назад +10

      @@annnemeee 👀

    • @PhoenixEye10000
      @PhoenixEye10000 4 года назад +280

      I just don't understand why I find a visual pov so much worse than a written one ??

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 4 года назад +230

      @@PhoenixEye10000
      Because you actually see it

  • @splinterssacrifice1744
    @splinterssacrifice1744 4 года назад +1541

    This video was just Danny’s way of telling everyone he thinks Jeff Bezos looks like a turtle.

  • @grainneb2311
    @grainneb2311 3 года назад +4364

    so as someone who has had a stalker ex and has been in relationships where dudes have passed my boundaries (such as coming to my house uninvited), it is not cute. it is not hot. its fucking terrifying

    • @Loudshark_
      @Loudshark_ 3 года назад +306

      Idk if my experience is as same or similar as that, but imagine a guy who confessed to u and u kinda rejected him, and he started following u to every class u have just to try to flirt with u again for a month. Its not fun, it’s creepy

    • @noodles4281
      @noodles4281 3 года назад +175

      I hope you’re okay today

    • @Catmum1998
      @Catmum1998 3 года назад +122

      I’m sorry that happened to you, it’s so messed up when people glamorise really serious topics

    • @olomoment1922
      @olomoment1922 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @nafisatabassum3543
      @nafisatabassum3543 3 года назад +61

      I've never been in a relationship but I can imagine this type of 'stalker' boyfriend and it's terrifying and a FREAKING crime

  • @emilynelligan7611
    @emilynelligan7611 Год назад +4

    I love the way you expect and almost create continuity between his videos, that quite literally have none.