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  • @strangelove5160
    @strangelove5160 3 года назад +5555

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 года назад +45

      Underrated

    • @riri.4393
      @riri.4393 3 года назад +230

      "Would you like some tea?"
      "No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."

    • @dingle_balz
      @dingle_balz 3 года назад +18

      @@riri.4393 lol

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 года назад +120

      @@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"

    • @jfloxkk
      @jfloxkk 3 года назад +13

      I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa

  • @acaterpillargivingbirth
    @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 года назад +5361

    I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here.
    We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.

    • @adrienscrown2079
      @adrienscrown2079 3 года назад +78

      Underrated comment

    • @chiaratraber5885
      @chiaratraber5885 3 года назад +253

      It's the same in Germany only with beer.

    • @acaterpillargivingbirth
      @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 года назад +69

      @@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 года назад +129

      and everything solid is made out of cheese

    • @acaterpillargivingbirth
      @acaterpillargivingbirth 3 года назад +164

      @@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.

  • @JuliRocket
    @JuliRocket 8 месяцев назад +820

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”

    • @breadman7837
      @breadman7837 6 месяцев назад +18

      They’re very chewy

    • @forge7784
      @forge7784 3 месяца назад +6

      This is my favorite drink!

    • @b-horu7452
      @b-horu7452 2 месяца назад +13

      What else can I drink at approximately 1500m/s?

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 2 месяца назад

      @@b-horu7452 what's an m?

    • @InertiaStatus
      @InertiaStatus Месяц назад

      Hell yeah brother 🦅 🇺🇸

  • @W-Y-K
    @W-Y-K 2 месяца назад +319

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"

    • @cutiepiepanini
      @cutiepiepanini 2 месяца назад

      Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?

    • @brooklynpayge4221
      @brooklynpayge4221 2 месяца назад +17

      Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻

    • @dakikamado7343
      @dakikamado7343 2 месяца назад +11

      They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!

    • @ILOVEBUGSNAXS
      @ILOVEBUGSNAXS Месяц назад +4

      “Would you like some tea?”
      “No, I’m homophobic. I only drink red-pills.”
      lol
      😂

    • @Thedefinitonofrizz
      @Thedefinitonofrizz 2 дня назад

      eww

  • @shay.w.5812
    @shay.w.5812 3 года назад +5373

    “Would you like some tea?”
    "No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."

  • @lucy_2392
    @lucy_2392 Год назад +3045

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Egyptian, we only drink Pyramids”

    • @dafunny2255
      @dafunny2255 Год назад +43

      ok that made me laugh gg that was great

    • @bigtankturtle8519
      @bigtankturtle8519 11 месяцев назад +11

      lol

    • @TheSmallOne66
      @TheSmallOne66 10 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @mafioo_
      @mafioo_ 8 месяцев назад +21

      ...we only drink Children's blood during our sacrifices to the gods.

    • @Mage335
      @Mage335 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mafioo_oh no

  • @bigglesmcintosh3699
    @bigglesmcintosh3699 Год назад +662

    ‘Would you like some tea?’
    ‘No, I’m Australian, and I only drink spiders’

    • @reasonbeing650
      @reasonbeing650 Год назад +2

      NAH WHAT💀💀💀💀💀

    • @charlieandhisantics9954
      @charlieandhisantics9954 9 месяцев назад +11

      And wildfires

    • @BubbleGummiii
      @BubbleGummiii 8 месяцев назад +5

      The visual this gave made me actually cringe 😢

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 8 месяцев назад +3

      I only drink vegemite and snake venom

    • @secondairy
      @secondairy 7 месяцев назад +13

      "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
      "We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
      "Spiders?"
      "Spiders it is, then."
      "No, that wasn't--"
      But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.

  • @NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess
    @NathanisaprettycoolnameIguess Год назад +177

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Johnny, I only drink 19 bottles of dish soap"

    • @MarbleSodaPop
      @MarbleSodaPop 9 месяцев назад +15

      We finally know why Johnny has so much soap

    • @fhse2
      @fhse2 Месяц назад +6

      Oh my god.

    • @DynaTheCryo
      @DynaTheCryo 13 дней назад +3

      "mind your business, david"

  • @miss.shrewd424
    @miss.shrewd424 3 года назад +7193

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m British we only drink....oh wait yes actually I would.”

    • @morningfaroe612
      @morningfaroe612 3 года назад +64

      lmfaooo

    • @constantTVstatic
      @constantTVstatic 3 года назад +20

      Lol

    • @barrronessa
      @barrronessa 3 года назад +138

      so triggering that I’m british and hate tea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @frightzfriez
      @frightzfriez 3 года назад +9

      Mmao

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 3 года назад +132

      If you asked an American, they’d ask you to pour it out into the Boston Harbor and hand them a Diet Coke.
      Edit: (According to the stereotypes lol)

  • @wafkricky8325
    @wafkricky8325 3 года назад +10158

    Chinese boy shows up
    Everybody: racism time

  • @xternalproductions26
    @xternalproductions26 Год назад +438

    “Do you want some tea?”
    “No I’m from Rome I only drink holy water.”

  • @jackfakename4851
    @jackfakename4851 Год назад +171

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No thanks I’m not thirsty.”

  • @cantoken
    @cantoken 3 года назад +5461

    As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook

    • @leuvenfra
      @leuvenfra 3 года назад +303

      all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔

    • @dmlppspringtraplover
      @dmlppspringtraplover 3 года назад +390

      Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right

    • @05w47d
      @05w47d 3 года назад +104

      I can also confirm

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 3 года назад +308

      You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.

    • @pyroid49
      @pyroid49 3 года назад +42

      @@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +6597

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"

    • @swineherd_
      @swineherd_ 3 года назад +553

      You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 3 года назад +249

      @@swineherd_ luckily I'm American

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 3 года назад +294

      As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it

    • @Artemismeow1
      @Artemismeow1 3 года назад +62

      *TEA*

    • @jjafs1008
      @jjafs1008 3 года назад +40

      @@swineherd_ I can't-

  • @Shulamarino
    @Shulamarino 2 месяца назад +98

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."

  • @daanhuisman1040
    @daanhuisman1040 Год назад +105

    ''Would you like some tea?''
    ''No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink copious amounts of water.''

    • @wildchild69
      @wildchild69 10 месяцев назад +4

      I love this comment

    • @Daenosmorxe
      @Daenosmorxe Месяц назад +6

      Missed opportunity to say "No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink my son's lips."

    • @slushyyyyyy1811
      @slushyyyyyy1811 29 дней назад

      ​@@Daenosmorxe?

  • @sauceamericano4279
    @sauceamericano4279 3 года назад +3920

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m asian I only drink *M A T H* “

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 года назад +90

      And green tea

    • @tomato4300
      @tomato4300 3 года назад +50

      And some " M O N S T E R "

    • @ohgon8620
      @ohgon8620 3 года назад +29

      And BROOMSTICC

    • @mayafudgeshy5298
      @mayafudgeshy5298 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 3 года назад +79

      As the comments section's token Asian, I can confirm we only drink math. It tastes terrible, I don't recommend it.

  • @Noob-wt9yk
    @Noob-wt9yk 9 месяцев назад +34

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m human we only drink blood”

  • @mishascave9462
    @mishascave9462 10 месяцев назад +116

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”

    • @f4rgetf4l36
      @f4rgetf4l36 18 дней назад

      AND your name is misha? stereotype heaven over here

    • @JamisShulikov192
      @JamisShulikov192 5 дней назад

      did you mean *h o r i l k a*

  • @fishyk1452
    @fishyk1452 3 года назад +3512

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "Noh Imma Italiana We only Drinka blended pizza."

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 года назад +99

      Tomato sauce*

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 года назад +6

      @George Khoory What?

    • @viktor5783
      @viktor5783 3 года назад +36

      Or some virgin olive oil

    • @Daddy-ue1du
      @Daddy-ue1du 3 года назад +14

      @@viktor5783 “Virgin” olive oil.

    • @viktor5783
      @viktor5783 3 года назад +15

      @@Daddy-ue1du God, really? Don't you have anything else to do? Well, thanks anyway ig

  • @KE28935
    @KE28935 3 года назад +6037

    My friend: would you like tea?
    Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi

    • @fork1333
      @fork1333 3 года назад +302

      Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish

    • @mich5124
      @mich5124 3 года назад +268

      Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice

    • @kimnm7899
      @kimnm7899 3 года назад +209

      Here in Philippines, we only drink street food

    • @iamspeed3209
      @iamspeed3209 3 года назад +231

      i’m american we only drink bleach

    • @JayJayVs
      @JayJayVs 3 года назад +140

      Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA

  • @justsomerandompersononthei1773
    @justsomerandompersononthei1773 2 месяца назад +35

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."

  • @vin4518
    @vin4518 Год назад +133

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No. I’m a Backrooms wanderer. I only drink Almond Water.”

  • @feral-introvert
    @feral-introvert 3 года назад +1017

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no, i'm australian i only drink shrimp on the barbie"

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 3 года назад +36

      no i’m korean we only drink kimchi

    • @Izzysingsofficial
      @Izzysingsofficial 3 года назад +31

      NOT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE-
      ITS P R A W N ON THE BARBIE

    • @renthewerecat
      @renthewerecat 3 года назад +3

      don't drink small people!

    • @guto1500
      @guto1500 3 года назад +6

      no I'm Singaporean we only drink milo and yakult

    • @wingz1595
      @wingz1595 3 года назад +2

      @@nessa3025 no, they drink some *M A T H S*

  • @Dannyiiiii
    @Dannyiiiii 11 месяцев назад +232

    As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible

    • @StarryPurpleX
      @StarryPurpleX 5 месяцев назад +4

      Ikr 😭

    • @inactiontaker
      @inactiontaker 3 месяца назад +1

      well, happy to hear it

    • @jimmymushrooms420
      @jimmymushrooms420 2 месяца назад +9

      i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??

    • @amousenamedcrouton
      @amousenamedcrouton Месяц назад +1

      Well thank you lol!

    • @janethesnow2080
      @janethesnow2080 23 дня назад

      I dont draw hands unless the character was holding something. Otherwise they are in the pockets or behind the back or anything like that. An excuse not to draw them

  • @jellybean_randoms
    @jellybean_randoms 11 месяцев назад +55

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 2 года назад +7095

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”

    • @sovietrecyclebin
      @sovietrecyclebin Год назад +58

      UNDERRATED LMAO

    • @tsiporahlomasky3813
      @tsiporahlomasky3813 Год назад +52

      Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears Год назад +22

      Motor oil

    • @mr.marshmallow882
      @mr.marshmallow882 Год назад +33

      @@sovietrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg

    • @Impro58
      @Impro58 Год назад

      @@Gwestytears nnm 🫤 n
      my u mb

  • @khushi5236
    @khushi5236 3 года назад +10216

    every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign

    • @HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      @HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 года назад +54

      Lol

    • @MEOWMIX3DS
      @MEOWMIX3DS 3 года назад +57

      deadass

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 3 года назад +28

      @Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER

    • @monke980
      @monke980 3 года назад +63

      im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol

    • @greaseman6825
      @greaseman6825 3 года назад

      khushi ullal movie name?

  • @landanmoore8713
    @landanmoore8713 9 месяцев назад +42

    "Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre
    "Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles

  • @tatertot3305
    @tatertot3305 Год назад +35

    aint no way they called a 15 yr old eligible 💀 bro she ain't even eligible for scholarships yet 😭

  • @ava-by2cv
    @ava-by2cv 3 года назад +3692

    my friend: would u like some tea?
    me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*

  • @Djjddnnswj
    @Djjddnnswj 11 месяцев назад +100

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Yes, I’m Bri’ish”

    • @Djjddnnswj
      @Djjddnnswj 11 месяцев назад +4

      I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝

    • @Rush-ne6lo
      @Rush-ne6lo 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled

    • @LJCG777
      @LJCG777 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Rush-ne6lo83 people were fooled, have fun NOOB

  • @random_person54
    @random_person54 9 месяцев назад +43

    I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.

  • @chlorox_1410
    @chlorox_1410 3 года назад +1855

    “want some tea?”
    “i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +14

      You only drink lo mein

    • @paperbag9140
      @paperbag9140 3 года назад +21

      I drink Sriracha

    • @heavenascended
      @heavenascended 3 года назад +28

      Nah tea is about right, it was literally invented in china

    • @hweshi
      @hweshi 3 года назад +9

      I drink chocolate milk.... from my tie

    • @ynaburber6901
      @ynaburber6901 3 года назад +1

      coconut juice😌

  • @krys_peas
    @krys_peas 3 года назад +4012

    he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.

    • @ryanfolley7446
      @ryanfolley7446 3 года назад +333

      He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @parkervalentine4937
      @parkervalentine4937 3 года назад +74

      Ryan Symone
      smh my head 😔😔😔

    • @Benjerman120
      @Benjerman120 3 года назад +17

      tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?

    • @sarah-gg8wc
      @sarah-gg8wc 3 года назад +31

      him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly

    • @yandevvv
      @yandevvv 3 года назад +58

      #dannygonzalezisoverpart

  • @poopypoop1477
    @poopypoop1477 6 месяцев назад +15

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm the joker, I only drink anarchy."

  • @depressoespresso7631
    @depressoespresso7631 5 месяцев назад +18

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"

  • @sparkyclue6700
    @sparkyclue6700 3 года назад +3096

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “

  • @Sprouted_Bean
    @Sprouted_Bean 9 месяцев назад +9

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm South African, we only drink river water"

  • @hospitalgal101
    @hospitalgal101 9 месяцев назад +11

    I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased

  • @soarimg
    @soarimg 3 года назад +2543

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*

    • @Milkyway_tism
      @Milkyway_tism 3 года назад +85

      I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros

    • @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923
      @ohnomysanityitsbroken7923 3 года назад +47

      as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement

    • @jadedtearz
      @jadedtearz 3 года назад +10

      I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻

    • @cringepatrol6393
      @cringepatrol6393 3 года назад +27

      As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh

    • @froggzdeartist2565
      @froggzdeartist2565 3 года назад +13

      I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian

  • @Sarvente-wt3tj
    @Sarvente-wt3tj 10 месяцев назад +12

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"

  • @begaydodrugshailsatan4134
    @begaydodrugshailsatan4134 3 года назад +7623

    “Would you like some tea?”
    *No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*

    • @archi9470
      @archi9470 3 года назад +144

      Fcking underrated

    • @wyattwebb6963
      @wyattwebb6963 3 года назад +199

      Some fine tea bags, a little bit of sugar,... and a GUN!

    • @user-ls2bu3vn2z
      @user-ls2bu3vn2z 3 года назад +135

      and shitty light beer 🤩

    • @eddiestongue
      @eddiestongue 3 года назад +97

      *hot dog water

    • @thederperone4653
      @thederperone4653 3 года назад +81

      No it's gunpowder and fry grease

  • @UtterBroadwayTrash
    @UtterBroadwayTrash 3 года назад +9581

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "

  • @DiggyGorganzola
    @DiggyGorganzola 3 года назад +5168

    I am not a rip off
    Just an exquisite extra

    • @Isabelle-nz7ts
      @Isabelle-nz7ts 3 года назад +167

      Indeed

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 года назад +146

      Isabelle What what! You pay Nook for RUclips on your nookphone too?!

    • @donniewalsh7031
      @donniewalsh7031 3 года назад +70

      Cherry! Never leave my island, ever!

    • @olivc8118
      @olivc8118 3 года назад +73

      Donnie Walsh Can't make no guarantees. Bwah Ha Ha! What what!

    • @lamlam5988
      @lamlam5988 3 года назад +38

      this is underrated

  • @meruemfan4950
    @meruemfan4950 3 года назад +1077

    “Would you like some tea?”
    No, I live in florida. We only drink pool water.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +23

      You mean hotdog water

    • @moist_raccoon9359
      @moist_raccoon9359 3 года назад +12

      So that’s why the people there are so dumb

    • @eddiestongue
      @eddiestongue 3 года назад +4

      *alligator pee

    • @greenbean_soups
      @greenbean_soups 3 года назад +1

      @@moist_raccoon9359 no were not all dumb

    • @Jscon864
      @Jscon864 3 года назад +2

      No we only drink Bud Lite

  • @NectarNapper
    @NectarNapper 9 месяцев назад +26

    11:21 his motive is that hes french

  • @potterpusheenandcompany9811
    @potterpusheenandcompany9811 3 года назад +3896

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m a Greg, I only drink La Croix”

    • @firevixen128s5
      @firevixen128s5 3 года назад +5

      💓💓💓

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 года назад +36

      Guys help I'm asian I don't know what La Croix tastes like

    • @dawn8293
      @dawn8293 3 года назад +28

      @@drawnwithlove3499 I have not had it. I'm afraid to buy a case of it only for it to taste like the suggestion of a watermelon rind.

    • @eat139
      @eat139 3 года назад +4

      no more being greg then

    • @matusalabeyene7447
      @matusalabeyene7447 3 года назад +11

      Actually I’m geg

  • @Jonathan-kv3rn
    @Jonathan-kv3rn 11 месяцев назад +12

    "would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"

  • @user-dg6ot1so4q
    @user-dg6ot1so4q 11 месяцев назад +27

    "Would you want some tea?"
    "Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"

    • @smiller6986
      @smiller6986 6 месяцев назад

      *A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @charlesj.guiteau3957
    @charlesj.guiteau3957 3 года назад +3308

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”

    • @bearplaysstuff580
      @bearplaysstuff580 3 года назад +17

      @@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG

    • @LiliannEnder
      @LiliannEnder 3 года назад +6

      @Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf

    • @marziiepan
      @marziiepan 3 года назад +39

      Bear PlaysStuff
      i think my eyes just had a stroke

    • @ivelostmymind6291
      @ivelostmymind6291 3 года назад +25

      No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"

    • @elizalol222
      @elizalol222 3 года назад +6

      HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

  • @4de11a
    @4de11a 3 года назад +1365

    “Want some tea”
    No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 года назад +7

      oh boy

    • @admironth
      @admironth 3 года назад +27

      Yum I should try it sometime

    • @4de11a
      @4de11a 3 года назад +17

      •tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend

    • @youremom228
      @youremom228 3 года назад +2

      Kyra Fivecoat hi

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 3 года назад +3

      Youre Mom hi

  • @cr0wb3rry
    @cr0wb3rry 2 месяца назад +8

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"

  • @yasminedob961
    @yasminedob961 8 месяцев назад +9

    As a French person, I can confirm that word lavender is nearly impossible to pronounce

  • @helenamilburn3314
    @helenamilburn3314 3 года назад +472

    "do you want some tea"
    no, I'm from England we only drink- wait

  • @scarlettteague3260
    @scarlettteague3260 3 года назад +2954

    It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.

    • @mlehouse6595
      @mlehouse6595 3 года назад +186

      I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.

    • @livbuug6968
      @livbuug6968 3 года назад +59

      Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel

    • @jacobe.1651
      @jacobe.1651 3 года назад +84

      Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional

    • @pablomaj7
      @pablomaj7 3 года назад +43

      Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.

    • @EduardoVelezIII
      @EduardoVelezIII 3 года назад +17

      Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain

  • @bobbobobbinbob324
    @bobbobobbinbob324 3 года назад +2405

    “Do you want some tea”
    Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 3 года назад +61

      Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 года назад +49

      Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf

    • @shennnnnnnnnnnn
      @shennnnnnnnnnnn 3 года назад +16

      all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry

    • @KL96012
      @KL96012 3 года назад +5

      Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?

    • @therealdevcat
      @therealdevcat 3 года назад +4

      @@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.

  • @Spongeboynamedbob
    @Spongeboynamedbob Год назад +26

    Wait can we appreciate how Danny noticed how quickly they were balanced after almost falling like I would never of acknowledged that like I’m actually impressed *slow clap*

  • @everythingfunandcrafty2596
    @everythingfunandcrafty2596 3 года назад +4773

    so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 года назад +278

      I mean they could be romantic partners

    • @everythingfunandcrafty2596
      @everythingfunandcrafty2596 3 года назад +447

      Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying

    • @Joemam024
      @Joemam024 3 года назад +144

      eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 года назад +291

      Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW

    • @willywillz2435
      @willywillz2435 3 года назад +157

      shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 года назад +1460

    20:03 I believe that kid is actually trying to make the “joker” face to scare away the bad guy.

    • @heshohesho1860
      @heshohesho1860 3 года назад +4

      Erin Last Name Redacted
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @callmeqt1269
      @callmeqt1269 3 года назад +32

      The kid did it right as I read your comment, and I said to myself “I bet this is 20:03.” Anyways, racism bad, book good.

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia 3 года назад +11

      Underrated

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 3 года назад +6

      lmaoooo

    • @dank_doggo4714
      @dank_doggo4714 3 года назад +4

      xD

  • @ahrikim4546
    @ahrikim4546 2 месяца назад +6

    "would you like some tea?"
    "no, im a dumbass. I only drink ✨silly juice✨"

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 года назад +5049

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."

  • @baconsot
    @baconsot Год назад +4190

    the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind

    • @ToeMaster06
      @ToeMaster06 Год назад +18

      ​@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟

    • @gaminggamesgamergaming2970
      @gaminggamesgamergaming2970 Год назад +78

      ​@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass

    • @djdgstudios
      @djdgstudios Год назад +5

      @@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry
      Edit: my replies*

    • @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2
      @joeljoeljoeljoeljoeljoel2 Год назад

      @@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment

    • @ImmSpiderman2428
      @ImmSpiderman2428 Год назад +22

      With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"

  • @iamvoidnoodle
    @iamvoidnoodle 2 месяца назад +3

    “ Would you like some tea “
    “ No i’m russian I only drink vodka and bear blood “

  • @ionamcmenemy5654
    @ionamcmenemy5654 3 года назад +830

    all of the characters from every single one of these rip off movies sounds like they were voiced by the same two dudes with the microphone on their headphones

    • @touplesoup
      @touplesoup 3 года назад +6

      Xbox mics with a sixty years old tryna fit in

    • @ionamcmenemy5654
      @ionamcmenemy5654 3 года назад +2

      @Farhana Kj yes gerard indeed
      the black parade may be dead but gerard is forever

    • @taralamlam798
      @taralamlam798 3 года назад

      mcmenemy 34
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @astrilianth
      @astrilianth 3 года назад

      @@touplesoup
      They would be AT LEAST a Blue
      yeti

    • @ionamcmenemy5654
      @ionamcmenemy5654 3 года назад

      @@taralamlam798 why are you showing me this

  • @esteebee
    @esteebee 3 года назад +2381

    Friend: “Would you like some tea?”
    Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +47

      I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋

    • @monomayabi
      @monomayabi 3 года назад +7

      ahh yes

    • @legendeca5535
      @legendeca5535 3 года назад +9

      THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS

    • @nikistorey9972
      @nikistorey9972 3 года назад +17

      Friend: Would you like some tea-
      Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too!
      (Lol I don’t even like crumpets)

    • @BeGladStayMad
      @BeGladStayMad 3 года назад +23

      Friend:"Would you like some tea?"
      Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 Год назад +35

    “She says that her only true love is science” honestly same 🖤🤍💜

  • @mtjloves1324
    @mtjloves1324 10 месяцев назад +9

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"

  • @notashyknees
    @notashyknees Год назад +5229

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No I’m an artist, I drink paint water”

  • @linzzeyc6652
    @linzzeyc6652 3 года назад +1434

    "Want some tea?"
    "No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"

    • @devilsdrawing.0144
      @devilsdrawing.0144 3 года назад +102

      how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.

    • @jadyn5062
      @jadyn5062 3 года назад +42

      TOO WACKY MAN

    • @dani-bp9wr
      @dani-bp9wr 3 года назад +20

      Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will

    • @maddie489
      @maddie489 3 года назад +19

      No we Geg now.

    • @linzzeyc6652
      @linzzeyc6652 3 года назад +13

      Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish

  • @thatmf5181
    @thatmf5181 3 года назад +1110

    “would you like some tea?“
    “no, im Swedish i only drink mëåtbäll“

    • @naomi0142
      @naomi0142 3 года назад +24

      “Would u like some tea?”
      “No sorry, I’m Swedish so I only drink *Pucko* .”

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +14

      *no I'm American we only drink soda*

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +15

      *no, I'm Russian we only drink vodka*

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +14

      *no, I'm human I only drink water*

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +11

      No I'm British, I only drink tea

  • @sheeptherobloxyt1907
    @sheeptherobloxyt1907 Год назад +9

    Me: can we watch up?
    Mom: we have “up” at home
    Up at home:

  • @skyiaustin4677
    @skyiaustin4677 10 месяцев назад +43

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “Nah I’m African American, I only drink cherry kool-aid or the juice that comes from watermelons”

  • @friendlyneighborhoodloser2639
    @friendlyneighborhoodloser2639 3 года назад +690

    Friend: Would you like some tea?
    Me: No, I’m American we only drink guns and big macs.

    • @bayleewoolard5514
      @bayleewoolard5514 3 года назад +3

      OH GOD😭😭😭

    • @thejoker4551
      @thejoker4551 3 года назад +25

      You forgot freedom

    • @jai9127
      @jai9127 3 года назад +8

      Everyone forgets the oil! Why do you think we need so much?!?

    • @ashybug
      @ashybug 3 года назад

      Me

    • @sashaokware1530
      @sashaokware1530 3 года назад +2

      I love how you’re profile picture is “No”

  • @grant788
    @grant788 3 года назад +1909

    would love a full length avengers where you play every character

  • @Froggie-draws
    @Froggie-draws 11 месяцев назад +3

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m from Maryland, We drink crab juices”

  • @iklv07
    @iklv07 3 года назад +3169

    So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all

  • @CattieRhinne
    @CattieRhinne 3 года назад +623

    "He is Uncle Crumb's... Partner."
    Ah, his *boyfriend*

    • @sonnieelizabeth8704
      @sonnieelizabeth8704 3 года назад +127

      we LOVE accidental LGBTQ+ inclusion !!!

    • @MidQo
      @MidQo 3 года назад +30

      Wait there are old men they should be married by now

    • @QuakerOaths
      @QuakerOaths 3 года назад +56

      @@MidQo not necessarily. They may not want to be married but depending how long they've been together that could qualify for common law marriage.

    • @Apollo-zw8he
      @Apollo-zw8he 3 года назад +16

      this is the comment i was looking for

    • @abandonedaccount4539
      @abandonedaccount4539 3 года назад +36

      @@MidQo you can have a boyfriend at any age. (Okay maybe not ALL ages but you know what I mean.)

  • @aynohalopesdealmeida9932
    @aynohalopesdealmeida9932 2 месяца назад +2

    "would you want some tea?"
    "No, i have ADHD I only dri- Hey look a squirrel"

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 Год назад +12

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm a plot device, we only drink lavender tea."
    (all of humanity becomes hypnotized)

  • @theanimator8025
    @theanimator8025 3 года назад +2359

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m christian, I only drink *Jesus’s blood*
    (also means the wine)

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl
    @LiterallyInklingGirl Год назад +10

    Kinda funny how Amanda smiles when she says “Oh No a Monster!” And that the stereotypical Chinese person has a French accent for a a sec

  • @dr4876
    @dr4876 3 года назад +548

    "would you like some tea?"
    no, i'm german, I only drink
    𝕭 𝖗 𝖆 𝖙 𝖜 𝖚 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 3 года назад +2

      I was going tp say this. XD

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 3 года назад +9

      @@KheeseGrater I’m half German so don’t worry. I was actually going to say this too but I worried of being called a Nazi or something else.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 3 года назад +7

      @@noscheisse2455 how about just don't do things that make you seem like a nazi. Problem solved.

    • @noscheisse2455
      @noscheisse2455 3 года назад

      @@facelessdrone Ja, I try, but it’s hard when you’re a German American.

    • @Fyodor-mallory
      @Fyodor-mallory 3 года назад

      yeah, or ✨leberkas✨

  • @StopSignButGreen
    @StopSignButGreen 16 дней назад +3

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm Billion Surprise Toys. We only drink *sauoces* ."

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 3 года назад +1606

    “Would you like some tea?”
    No I’m your vampire dad, I only drink the blood of your eight-year-old classmate

    • @thetinydoggo8216
      @thetinydoggo8216 3 года назад +64

      Which one? The one who barfs in the middle of the test? Or the one who bites everyone and says he/she is a wolf

    • @ace_storm8650
      @ace_storm8650 2 года назад +23

      @@thetinydoggo8216 both

    • @miriamhodges5632
      @miriamhodges5632 2 года назад +13

      Underrated comment

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 2 года назад +4

      @@miriamhodges5632 Thank you :)

    • @kys_luvv
      @kys_luvv 2 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @ExperimentedBacon
    @ExperimentedBacon 4 дня назад +3

    ‘Would you like some tea?’
    ‘Yeah, sure.’

  • @pink6621
    @pink6621 4 месяца назад +5

    “Would you like some tea”
    “No, I’m a streamer, I only drink G-Fuel”

  • @nikishri
    @nikishri 3 года назад +1296

    Person: "Would you like some tea?"
    Me: "No, I'm Indian. We only drink chai and the disappointment of our parents"

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 3 года назад +38

      this is the first of these comments to actually make me laugh out loud I was NOT expecting that-

    • @jye4710
      @jye4710 3 года назад +43

      damn that disappointment part do be hitting home doe :(

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @shr1y4a
      @shr1y4a 3 года назад +20

      damn i felt that on another level

    • @joeydoll8660
      @joeydoll8660 3 года назад +29

      i felt that and im not even Indian.

  • @user-ok3rr2uk4z
    @user-ok3rr2uk4z Год назад +2500

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "Sure"

  • @gracemorris4465
    @gracemorris4465 Год назад +8

    “Would you like some tea?”
    Uncle Iroh: “….obviously”

  • @iyzyv
    @iyzyv 3 года назад +2134

    “Would you like some tea?”
    no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_

    • @bri1024
      @bri1024 3 года назад +21

      HAHA YES THIS IS THE ONE

    • @zmioski
      @zmioski 3 года назад +15

      YESSS Canada gang unite

    • @Joseph11847
      @Joseph11847 3 года назад +5

      Wait… I thought that was true!

    • @gabrielestrada9682
      @gabrielestrada9682 3 года назад +8

      @kurtis connor

    • @cinnamon9174
      @cinnamon9174 3 года назад +12

      Not even, just the raw sap from the trees

  • @midnight3766
    @midnight3766 3 года назад +856

    "Would you like some tea?"
    "No, I'm emo. I only drink *d e p r e s i o n* ."

  • @hatevamps
    @hatevamps 3 года назад +3299

    I feel like this should have been called
    'Up but everything is down'

    • @coolworms7297
      @coolworms7297 3 года назад +8

      omg lol yes

    • @skeletonbaby3295
      @skeletonbaby3295 3 года назад +2

      That's what I thought too

    • @theyluvnhuri
      @theyluvnhuri 3 года назад +4

      OMG YEESS THATS SOO GOOD!!

    • @RBMonk
      @RBMonk 3 года назад +2

      literally, when I clicked on the video I was like...
      "Up but everything is down" would of been a smarter tittle

    • @shenice7826
      @shenice7826 3 года назад

      lmao yEs

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws Год назад +5

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m American, we only drink freedom”

  • @SC1M1
    @SC1M1 Месяц назад +6

    As a French, I can confirm that my blood is literally wine.

  • @damiens_room
    @damiens_room 3 года назад +1442

    “Would you like some tea?”
    No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.

  • @Bonkus_
    @Bonkus_ 3 года назад +707

    Beware of Geg, the most notorious ripoff of Greg. Not even Craig can stop them.

  • @V3rtigoIX
    @V3rtigoIX Год назад +4

    “Would you like some tea?”
    “No, I’m British, we - oh wait yeah I’ll have some tea”

  • @redbassist5590
    @redbassist5590 3 года назад +9978

    "Hey, what's that purple plant over there? It smells nice."
    "Oh that's just some lavender."
    *All of humanity becomes hypnotized*

  • @pearlbruzaite6420
    @pearlbruzaite6420 Год назад +3

    "would you like some tea?"
    "Yes, im british, we only drink tea"