"Up" But Everything About It Is Bad
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- Опубликовано: 12 июл 2020
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#dannygonzalez - Приколы
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Hispanic, I only drink s a l s a"
Underrated
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Asian, i only drink bat soup."
@@riri.4393 lol
@@riri.4393 "sorry, I'm Filipino, I only drink beach water"
I'm hispanic and I don't like salsa
I'm French and I can confirm, we all drink wine, it's the only drink available here.
We sweat wine. We cry wine. It even rains wine.
Underrated comment
It's the same in Germany only with beer.
@@chiaratraber5885 I never went there so I wonder how it is in the border ?
and everything solid is made out of cheese
@@SM-qv2om i'm typing this on my cheese phone while drinking wine. We make the best cheese blankets here.
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m American we only drink bullets.”
They’re very chewy
This is my favorite drink!
What else can I drink at approximately 1500m/s?
@@b-horu7452 what's an m?
Hell yeah brother 🦅 🇺🇸
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm gay. I only drink rainbows"
Why do you feel the need to tell everyone who sees your account that you're gay?
Because being gay is fucking awesome 👍🏻
They taste like if someone blended a fairy but its fruity yo man its loively!
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m homophobic. I only drink red-pills.”
lol
😂
eww
“Would you like some tea?”
"No thanks, I'm Danny's Second channel where I like to get a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit sillier. So I only drink La Croix."
This comment is underrated XD
La cwaaa
HAHAHAHAHA YES
Aha yes !!! 😂
Aryan Bangera la cwaaasaoint
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m Egyptian, we only drink Pyramids”
ok that made me laugh gg that was great
lol
😂😂😂
...we only drink Children's blood during our sacrifices to the gods.
@@mafioo_oh no
‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I’m Australian, and I only drink spiders’
NAH WHAT💀💀💀💀💀
And wildfires
The visual this gave made me actually cringe 😢
I only drink vegemite and snake venom
"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.
"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"
"Spiders?"
"Spiders it is, then."
"No, that wasn't--"
But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Johnny, I only drink 19 bottles of dish soap"
We finally know why Johnny has so much soap
Oh my god.
"mind your business, david"
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m British we only drink....oh wait yes actually I would.”
lmfaooo
Lol
so triggering that I’m british and hate tea 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Mmao
If you asked an American, they’d ask you to pour it out into the Boston Harbor and hand them a Diet Coke.
Edit: (According to the stereotypes lol)
Chinese boy shows up
Everybody: racism time
Nice profile pic very real definitely
sub to geg
@@diggygorgonzola6547 wow you're fast
Diggy Gorgonzola 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@brodykag101 thanks took me 30 minutes
“Do you want some tea?”
“No I’m from Rome I only drink holy water.”
LMAO
Pope blood on special occasions
“Would you like some tea?”
“No thanks I’m not thirsty.”
imposible
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that I only wear shirts with Chinese Takeout, am constantly complaining about Chinese manufacturing, don’t know what a cookie is unless it’s a fortune cookie, and am extremely smart and knows how to cook
all chinese do is eat hot chip and lie 😔
Sorry for all the racism you deal with it's not right
I can also confirm
You also missed the stereotype of Chinese tourists taking photos of everything they come across.
@@leuvenfra ANY CHINESE PERSON BORN AFTER 1993
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm British. I only drink..... Holy shit"
You drink holy shit? Well, it's disgusting that you drink poop, but at least you bless it first.
@@swineherd_ luckily I'm American
As a Brit, I can confirm, we go to our local cathedral and bless our shit, then drink it
*TEA*
@@swineherd_ I can't-
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Canadian, I only drink maple syrup."
''Would you like some tea?''
''No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink copious amounts of water.''
I love this comment
Missed opportunity to say "No, I'm Tom Brady, I only drink my son's lips."
@@Daenosmorxe?
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m asian I only drink *M A T H* “
And green tea
And some " M O N S T E R "
And BROOMSTICC
XD
As the comments section's token Asian, I can confirm we only drink math. It tastes terrible, I don't recommend it.
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m human we only drink blood”
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m Ukrainian, We only drink vodka”
AND your name is misha? stereotype heaven over here
did you mean *h o r i l k a*
"Would you like some tea?"
"Noh Imma Italiana We only Drinka blended pizza."
Tomato sauce*
@George Khoory What?
Or some virgin olive oil
@@viktor5783 “Virgin” olive oil.
@@Daddy-ue1du God, really? Don't you have anything else to do? Well, thanks anyway ig
My friend: would you like tea?
Me: No I’m Japanese, we only drink sushi
Well, I’m from Britain. Can confirm we only drink fish
Here in Australia, we only drink Vegemite juice
Here in Philippines, we only drink street food
i’m american we only drink bleach
Im American I only drink Bud light yehaw USA USA
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, i'm a writer, i only drink my own tears."
And the tears of those who read the work
“Would you like some tea?”
“No. I’m a Backrooms wanderer. I only drink Almond Water.”
"would you like some tea?"
"no, i'm australian i only drink shrimp on the barbie"
no i’m korean we only drink kimchi
NOT SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE-
ITS P R A W N ON THE BARBIE
don't drink small people!
no I'm Singaporean we only drink milo and yakult
@@nessa3025 no, they drink some *M A T H S*
As an artist, I can say that drawing 4 fingers instead of 5 is much easier to draw/animate. Any artist who draws hands with 5 fingers is invincible
Ikr 😭
well, happy to hear it
i can never draw hands with anything but 5 fingers, idk how anybody does it. How do you live knowing your characters can never flip someone off??
Well thank you lol!
I dont draw hands unless the character was holding something. Otherwise they are in the pockets or behind the back or anything like that. An excuse not to draw them
“Would you like some tea?”
Nah I’m Irish, I drink the whole pub
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m a scientist, i only drink random shit that just happens”
UNDERRATED LMAO
Sentist: well I only have stuff from my robot like sunny breakfast dinner is breakfast
Motor oil
@@sovietrecyclebin did anyone else notice that the sign that normally says Greg now says... Geg
@@Gwestytears nnm 🫤 n
my u mb
every foreign character in this movie's only personality trait is being foreign
Lol
deadass
@Luísa Albuquerque LMFAO THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
im french and i moved to canada, everytime i talk to my english speaking friends they say french boiiii when i walk into the room so yeah, people think of your accent or nationality as a personality trait lol
khushi ullal movie name?
"Le monster is horrible" -Jean Pierre
"Lemon score is horrible" -Subtitles
French guy has a name?
Jean Pierre DAY LA KWAH
aint no way they called a 15 yr old eligible 💀 bro she ain't even eligible for scholarships yet 😭
my friend: would u like some tea?
me: no i'm italian, we only drink *pasta*
...pasta water*
Potter-
I know right! I only drink tacos.
pasta sauce*
Pasta: liquid edition
“Would you like some tea?”
“Yes, I’m Bri’ish”
I’m not actually British, get trolled noobs 😹🤝
@@Djjddnnswjnobody was trolled
@@Rush-ne6lo83 people were fooled, have fun NOOB
I don’t know what it is about Danny’s videos, but they are very rewatchable. I’ve watched his videos over and over and they never get old, same with other people like him and Drew.
“want some tea?”
“i’m asian, i only drink straight a’s.”
You only drink lo mein
I drink Sriracha
Nah tea is about right, it was literally invented in china
I drink chocolate milk.... from my tie
coconut juice😌
he did it guys. he included la croix in his main channel. he's not to be trusted anymore.
He's gotten way to silly for his main channel 🤦🏾♀️
Ryan Symone
smh my head 😔😔😔
tara lamlam7 wanna convert a pdf to a word document?
him and kurtis are fallen kings sadly
#dannygonzalezisoverpart
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm the joker, I only drink anarchy."
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Vietnamese, I only drink fish sauce"
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I am american, we only drink _Hamburgers_ “
Dragon Man222 *a liter of cola
*oil
I think you misspelled *freedom* (fireworks in the background)
No I would like HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
and guns!
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm South African, we only drink river water"
I can't get over "and he really really needs to be chased" not caught, not killed, not relocated, just chased
“Would you like some tea?”
“No thanks, I’m Canadian we only drink *M A P L E S Y R U P*
I'm Mexican we drink tacos and smoke churros
as a Canadian, i can conform nor deny this statement
I’m Canadian and I haven’t had maple syrup in a year 😭🤚🏻
As eh Canadian who rides eh moose to go home and chug some maple syrup eh i can confirm this statement eh
I drink a gallon of syrup everyday as a canadian
"Would you like some tea?"
"ew no im Russian, we only drink vodka"
“Would you like some tea?”
*No sorry I’m American I only drink G U N*
Fcking underrated
Some fine tea bags, a little bit of sugar,... and a GUN!
and shitty light beer 🤩
*hot dog water
No it's gunpowder and fry grease
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm american, we only drink *pure burger grease* "
*i no longer wish to be American*
We chug Pepsi down our throats, are blood is made out of diabetes.
Can confirm. I am the personification of Diabetes.
yes.
Aight heading up to America
I am not a rip off
Just an exquisite extra
Indeed
Isabelle What what! You pay Nook for RUclips on your nookphone too?!
Cherry! Never leave my island, ever!
Donnie Walsh Can't make no guarantees. Bwah Ha Ha! What what!
this is underrated
“Would you like some tea?”
No, I live in florida. We only drink pool water.
You mean hotdog water
So that’s why the people there are so dumb
*alligator pee
@@moist_raccoon9359 no were not all dumb
No we only drink Bud Lite
11:21 his motive is that hes french
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m a Greg, I only drink La Croix”
💓💓💓
Guys help I'm asian I don't know what La Croix tastes like
@@drawnwithlove3499 I have not had it. I'm afraid to buy a case of it only for it to taste like the suggestion of a watermelon rind.
no more being greg then
Actually I’m geg
"would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a utahn. We only drink fry sauce"
"Would you want some tea?"
"Nah im from America, we drink *FREEDOM!!!* (insert bald eagle screech)"
*A storm of eagles has awoken*🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
“Would you like some tea?”
“ No, I’m from Boston, and it’s going into the ocean”
@@charlesj.guiteau3957 Damn Backy, Becky, and Jenna all be coming for you wait wtf kinda name is Backy, and JENNA SAYS SHES 14 LKJGSLJGHLKJG
@Jenna 14 [f.u.с.к мe] ТАР 0N МY РIC who tf
Bear PlaysStuff
i think my eyes just had a stroke
No it's more " No! I'm American and we only drink beer and soda!"
HAHSGSGS THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
“Want some tea”
No thanks, I’m from “What’s Up” I only drink *Asian Stereotypes*
oh boy
Yum I should try it sometime
•tėåå• Very nummy 10/10 would recommend
Kyra Fivecoat hi
Youre Mom hi
"would you like some tea?"
"no thanks, im american, i only drink bald eagles and star spangled banners"
As a French person, I can confirm that word lavender is nearly impossible to pronounce
"do you want some tea"
no, I'm from England we only drink- wait
No I'm from England we only drink English
we only drink the tears of the Irish
FreakishSmile and the Scottish
And the German
*we shall rise*
It’s a tragedy that La Croix was brought on his main channel... That’s too goofy and silly.
I definitely thought it was a little too wacky for the main channel.
Just lil bit too wacky for his main channel
Came here to say this, honestly I felt too wacky watching this, he seemed so unproffesional
Yeah that was a bit crazy for his main channel, I almost couldn’t handle the goofyness.
Agreed; too silly for the main channel to be certain
“Do you want some tea”
Me: no thanks I’m Irish I drink mashed potatoes
Wouldn’t yalls stereotype be drinking literally anything alcoholic?
Mike Rivera well that could be like half of Europe’s stereotype tbf
all i can hear is niall horan saying “potato” im so sry
Is it weird when I hear potatoe land I think of Ohio?
@@KL96012 It would make more sense if you thought of Idaho.
Wait can we appreciate how Danny noticed how quickly they were balanced after almost falling like I would never of acknowledged that like I’m actually impressed *slow clap*
so you’re telling me that those two scientists had a family together but were just “partners” um ok
I mean they could be romantic partners
Dat Boi yes that is what i am implying
eye lips eye : parentheses I know I was implying that they’re implying that they are romantic partners
Dat Boi WHY DID YOU TYPE OUT 👁👄👁 LMAOAJQJQKKQKW
shrek's jizz OH LMAO WHY AM I DUMB-
20:03 I believe that kid is actually trying to make the “joker” face to scare away the bad guy.
Erin Last Name Redacted
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
The kid did it right as I read your comment, and I said to myself “I bet this is 20:03.” Anyways, racism bad, book good.
Underrated
lmaoooo
xD
"would you like some tea?"
"no, im a dumbass. I only drink ✨silly juice✨"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Christian. I only drink wine that's previously been water."
STOOPP💀
Wine that also might be Jesus’ blood.
Holy water*
Lmao , yeah 🤣🤣
@MC (Lei Kakichi) No one's ever really gone.
the amount of racism in this 45 minute movie actually blows my mind
@@djdgstudiosthat's not something you should joke about 😟
@@djdgstudios wow you're so cool and edgy way to go against the grain bud you're so totally hilarious and totally not a complete jackass
@@gaminggamesgamergaming2970 my comment keeps getting offed so Ima just say sorry
Edit: my replies*
@@djdgstudios what was the original fucking comment
With the amount of racism in this, I am honestly they didn't call the villain something along the lines of "Airbus Man"
“ Would you like some tea “
“ No i’m russian I only drink vodka and bear blood “
all of the characters from every single one of these rip off movies sounds like they were voiced by the same two dudes with the microphone on their headphones
Xbox mics with a sixty years old tryna fit in
@Farhana Kj yes gerard indeed
the black parade may be dead but gerard is forever
mcmenemy 34
ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html
@@touplesoup
They would be AT LEAST a Blue
yeti
@@taralamlam798 why are you showing me this
Friend: “Would you like some tea?”
Me, a Canadian: “No. Sorry. I only drink maple syrup and eat snow” :/
I bet the syrup really washes the snow down nicely 😋
ahh yes
THE NEW MEME FORMAT GUYS
Friend: Would you like some tea-
Me, a British: YES, HAND IT OVER NOW. Oh and if you have any crumpets, i’ll have one of those too!
(Lol I don’t even like crumpets)
Friend:"Would you like some tea?"
Me, a Filipino: "No. Sorry. I only drink corruption and unemployment."
“She says that her only true love is science” honestly same 🖤🤍💜
Ace icon
"Would you like some tea?"
"No I'm an Indian I only drink chai teas"
“Would you like some tea?”
“No I’m an artist, I drink paint water”
"Would you like some tea?"
"No I'm a digital artist, I only drink battery acid"
Paint water’s not that bad tbh
@@Pnc531 ...uh...
@@Pnc531 WHAT?!
@@Pnc531 it really isn't
"Want some tea?"
"No, im greg, we only drink la croix. (and act a little silly)"
how dare you! this is not the second channel, only serious business here.
TOO WACKY MAN
Lindsey Carwford a little wacky and crazy if you will
No we Geg now.
Devils Drawing.01 you are right😔 how could i be so foolish
“would you like some tea?“
“no, im Swedish i only drink mëåtbäll“
“Would u like some tea?”
“No sorry, I’m Swedish so I only drink *Pucko* .”
*no I'm American we only drink soda*
*no, I'm Russian we only drink vodka*
*no, I'm human I only drink water*
No I'm British, I only drink tea
Me: can we watch up?
Mom: we have “up” at home
Up at home:
“Would you like some tea?”
“Nah I’m African American, I only drink cherry kool-aid or the juice that comes from watermelons”
Dang
Friend: Would you like some tea?
Me: No, I’m American we only drink guns and big macs.
OH GOD😭😭😭
You forgot freedom
Everyone forgets the oil! Why do you think we need so much?!?
Me
I love how you’re profile picture is “No”
would love a full length avengers where you play every character
That is a dream I never knew I had
Yes please do this Danny
YES
Avengers: Infinity Danny
You can't replace Jeremy Renner
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m from Maryland, We drink crab juices”
So this is where Amanda’s been. Not on a mission in Afganistán after all
HA I understood that reference
I still believe she was in Afghanistan 😤
Who?
Wait I thought she went rogue
Where the Extra greeting???😭😭😭
"He is Uncle Crumb's... Partner."
Ah, his *boyfriend*
we LOVE accidental LGBTQ+ inclusion !!!
Wait there are old men they should be married by now
@@MidQo not necessarily. They may not want to be married but depending how long they've been together that could qualify for common law marriage.
this is the comment i was looking for
@@MidQo you can have a boyfriend at any age. (Okay maybe not ALL ages but you know what I mean.)
"would you want some tea?"
"No, i have ADHD I only dri- Hey look a squirrel"
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm a plot device, we only drink lavender tea."
(all of humanity becomes hypnotized)
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m christian, I only drink *Jesus’s blood*
(also means the wine)
Oi
Amen 🙏
It's delicious😋.
I'm not Christian though. I'm agnostic.
It's just that blood tastes nice.
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 well that’s one way to look at it
Jtii e really we
Kinda funny how Amanda smiles when she says “Oh No a Monster!” And that the stereotypical Chinese person has a French accent for a a sec
"would you like some tea?"
no, i'm german, I only drink
𝕭 𝖗 𝖆 𝖙 𝖜 𝖚 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙
I was going tp say this. XD
@@KheeseGrater I’m half German so don’t worry. I was actually going to say this too but I worried of being called a Nazi or something else.
@@noscheisse2455 how about just don't do things that make you seem like a nazi. Problem solved.
@@facelessdrone Ja, I try, but it’s hard when you’re a German American.
yeah, or ✨leberkas✨
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm Billion Surprise Toys. We only drink *sauoces* ."
“Would you like some tea?”
No I’m your vampire dad, I only drink the blood of your eight-year-old classmate
Which one? The one who barfs in the middle of the test? Or the one who bites everyone and says he/she is a wolf
@@thetinydoggo8216 both
Underrated comment
@@miriamhodges5632 Thank you :)
LOL
‘Would you like some tea?’
‘Yeah, sure.’
“Would you like some tea”
“No, I’m a streamer, I only drink G-Fuel”
Person: "Would you like some tea?"
Me: "No, I'm Indian. We only drink chai and the disappointment of our parents"
this is the first of these comments to actually make me laugh out loud I was NOT expecting that-
damn that disappointment part do be hitting home doe :(
Oof
damn i felt that on another level
i felt that and im not even Indian.
"Would you like some tea?"
"Sure"
the best comment out of all
@@Octol1ng fr
The good ending
So you are british?
anticlimactic, but the best ending of all
“Would you like some tea?”
Uncle Iroh: “….obviously”
“Would you like some tea?”
no sorry I’m canadian I only drink _maple syrup_
HAHA YES THIS IS THE ONE
YESSS Canada gang unite
Wait… I thought that was true!
@kurtis connor
Not even, just the raw sap from the trees
"Would you like some tea?"
"No, I'm emo. I only drink *d e p r e s i o n* ."
sry im that guy but its depression
despresso
100th like
@@thor4523 depreccion
@YeetKid Mallicorona
I feel like this should have been called
'Up but everything is down'
omg lol yes
That's what I thought too
OMG YEESS THATS SOO GOOD!!
literally, when I clicked on the video I was like...
"Up but everything is down" would of been a smarter tittle
lmao yEs
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m American, we only drink freedom”
And guns
As a French, I can confirm that my blood is literally wine.
JESUS!
“Would you like some tea?”
No, I’m Billion Surprise Toys, I only drink greenish pista.
Nah, they drink all the sauces from the Refrigerator
@@introvertedjo1238 you mean the sooces
@@Zachary-ht2so *ahem* , souwces
Huzzah! A man of quality!
@@Zachary-ht2so sáwaces
Beware of Geg, the most notorious ripoff of Greg. Not even Craig can stop them.
He even drank La Croix on Danny's main channel
@@muffintb3205 he did NOT?!!!!! 😱😡
GRRRRRR GEG
creg
ceg
“Would you like some tea?”
“No, I’m British, we - oh wait yeah I’ll have some tea”
"Hey, what's that purple plant over there? It smells nice."
"Oh that's just some lavender."
*All of humanity becomes hypnotized*
“what perfume do you use?”
“laven-“
Lol scp gang
@@screamindog8772 “what’s your favorite color?”
Laven-
its an scp
"would you like some tea?"
"Yes, im british, we only drink tea"