Why Is This Insane Channel Always On Trending? (123 Go!)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 лет назад +12463

    think happy stay happy

  • @charlieblah
    @charlieblah 5 лет назад +6296

    Jordan seems like one of those British people who only exist in America

    • @isabelametz473
      @isabelametz473 5 лет назад +835

      This makes zero sense but I understand it on a gut level

    • @jeonghansupremacist
      @jeonghansupremacist 5 лет назад +46

      yes!

    • @reyna7100
      @reyna7100 5 лет назад +360

      I’m British and every time he speaks I get confused. I think he’s a kiwi

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 5 лет назад +191

      @@reyna7100 fruit or birb?

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 5 лет назад +113

      Both

  • @Stanyfil
    @Stanyfil 5 лет назад +6120

    NOTHING BETTER THAN A _FRESH SET OF NAILS_ , VICKY

    • @Demonetizedh8re
      @Demonetizedh8re 5 лет назад +118

      Zeffo is better.

    • @olive8146
      @olive8146 5 лет назад +42

      Demonetized HOW DARE YOU

    • @azistars
      @azistars 5 лет назад +90

      THESE ARE FORBIDDEN BY ZEFFO.

    • @olive8146
      @olive8146 5 лет назад +38

      Ryan Atwood FOR THE SPIDER CAN SEE ALL

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 5 лет назад +49

      THERE IS NO OUTSIDE, THERE IS ONLY WHITE

  • @rylee5048
    @rylee5048 5 лет назад +3235

    anyone: “nothing like a-“
    jarvis: iniates world war iii

    • @gavifangirl
      @gavifangirl 5 лет назад +24

      omh, you’re on his story

    • @Marlin123
      @Marlin123 5 лет назад +1

      WWVI*

    • @jayqwuan
      @jayqwuan 5 лет назад +23

      @@Marlin123 world war 6?

    • @idkwhatimdoimg2165
      @idkwhatimdoimg2165 5 лет назад +19

      123 kill.

    • @gavifangirl
      @gavifangirl 5 лет назад +7

      Xeno dium, so i saw them on his story ? idk what do you want from me ?

  • @toothfairy10133
    @toothfairy10133 2 года назад +482

    the fact that this was like, shot, with actual real actors, who are people and go home to dinner at the end of the day, who get annoyed in traffic and have probably worked in customer service at some point, who had childhoods and arguments with friends growing up, is so surreal to me. i keep forgetting that these sorts of channels don't jsut *spawn*

    • @mousetrap.p.gulligan
      @mousetrap.p.gulligan Год назад

      these are definitely just very advanced fungal colonies and I refuse to believe anything else

    • @miawmiawmiawmi
      @miawmiawmiawmi Год назад +30

      this is horrific

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 11 месяцев назад +3

      Wow

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 7 месяцев назад +17

      weird connection but Ted Nivison recently did a video about one of those weird vertical movies that's similar in quality but opposite in style to 123 GO and he reveals at the end that he learned about this film existing because he's friends with the main actress which was jarring because i kinda of forgot the people in stuff like that are real people. everything about those and these videos just seem so generated that realising someone got paid to be an actor here doesn't seem real lmao

  • @Aktimoose
    @Aktimoose 5 лет назад +4972

    jarvis is hearting the comments complimenting jordan
    ...did jordan take over the channel?

  • @prcs420
    @prcs420 5 лет назад +1632

    Jordan's appearance has given me whiplash he did not look like that before

  • @nintando
    @nintando 5 лет назад +5353

    cody ko and cody ko: the cody klones

  • @giancarlocostanzo1726
    @giancarlocostanzo1726 4 года назад +2869

    People in 123 Go: *try and stay positive with happy messages*
    Jarvis and Jordan: *creates a background for the characters with them in dystopian world being forced to obey a cruel overlord*

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 года назад +22

      Dang

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +171

      Not to mention if they disobey they get banished to a barren, apocalyptic landscape where death is certain

    • @weirdroadkill
      @weirdroadkill 3 года назад +85

      Me: **glances around nervously** how dare you speak ill of our **gulp** wonderful and amazing grand leader
      The pillow: watch yourselves!! ( ^ω^ )
      Me: **sweats**

    • @shankaka_99
      @shankaka_99 3 года назад +14

      fcuk orwell, jarvis and jordan are the new shit

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 3 года назад +26

      Honestly, I’m absolutely here for this crackpot world building.

  • @lynnea01
    @lynnea01 5 лет назад +3925

    If Jarvis is here, who’s acting in the new High School Musical spin off?

    • @gracescott4383
      @gracescott4383 5 лет назад +21

      Lynnea Alexsandra Wilson He is?? Duh

    • @belle6624
      @belle6624 5 лет назад +19

      lmfao yeah, I was like "where did he go"

    • @beausodemann1451
      @beausodemann1451 5 лет назад +83

      no one is. the last episode had the characters addressing the empty space Jarvis was supposed to be in and then reacting like the empty space had said something

    • @dawnatkins456
      @dawnatkins456 5 лет назад +25

      I think a Victorian ghost sabotaged his audition

    • @ve1434
      @ve1434 5 лет назад +14

      walmart jarvis

  • @sidkelso6729
    @sidkelso6729 5 лет назад +2974

    i don’t know why, but you being 6’1” REALLY caught me off guard

    • @iailwcj
      @iailwcj 5 лет назад +318

      sidney kelso SAME! Low-key thought he was like 5'8"

    • @aliceangel7644
      @aliceangel7644 5 лет назад +23

      @@iailwcj that's around my height

    • @L0N0.
      @L0N0. 5 лет назад +238

      HE COULD BE THE NEW 'TALL GIRL' !!!!!!

    • @cayteer
      @cayteer 5 лет назад +284

      But does he wear men’s size 13 nikes

    • @rust44
      @rust44 5 лет назад +175

      His hair is a foot tall on its own lol

  • @damienmaymdien8087
    @damienmaymdien8087 4 года назад +94

    15:50 Sophia has traumatic memories from the assembly line where she cleaned dishes for 12 hours with no pay before the apocalypse

  • @gumbatlal
    @gumbatlal 5 лет назад +1877

    I love the worldbuilding of this vaugely-European dystopia

    • @nothere11yearsago11
      @nothere11yearsago11 2 года назад +3

      Hi BK

    • @solangelo_shipper2630
      @solangelo_shipper2630 2 года назад +10

      Why does it seem like it's from 1984....

    • @IanFraser420
      @IanFraser420 Год назад +17

      In 24 minutes, these guy made a more compelling story than most YA novels.

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny Год назад

      @@solangelo_shipper2630 oh honey if you saw eastern europe in the 80s you would be chomping on your words rn /nm

    • @solangelo_shipper2630
      @solangelo_shipper2630 Год назад +8

      @@damianmroczny I meant the book.....

  • @3verlastinglove
    @3verlastinglove 5 лет назад +1975

    I love the chemistry you have with your real life friends. You can tell it’s genuine and not put on for the camera

    • @alteredalex
      @alteredalex 4 года назад +40

      I want friends.

    • @deeznutsjokemaker7227
      @deeznutsjokemaker7227 4 года назад +13

      I would die for them 🚶‍♂️

    • @elle.mack.wednesday
      @elle.mack.wednesday 4 года назад +20

      You mean these paid actors?

    • @JayJay-dp8ky
      @JayJay-dp8ky 2 года назад

      @@elle.mack.wednesday Yeah. Just like all the paid actors currently in our nation's capital. #stopthesteal #nevertrump #kayne2020

    • @gavinwilson5895
      @gavinwilson5895 2 года назад +1

      E

  • @fyrefrost1898
    @fyrefrost1898 5 лет назад +688

    The subjects are rendered mute, that’s why only the narrator can speak for them

    • @charliephoenix3674
      @charliephoenix3674 5 лет назад +81

      If the actors can't touch their noses with their tongues they cut them out

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 5 лет назад +52

      Kaden James also the hourglass is for the timed bathroom breaks they’re allowed by the overseers

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 5 лет назад +7

      @@charliephoenix3674 Aww, I hate having a short tongue :(

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 лет назад +2

      FrozenFyreSpark sounds about right

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 5 лет назад +2

      SHORT TONGUES ARE FORBIDDEN BY ZEFFO

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 4 года назад +844

    12:27 When Jordan whispered “Wait, that’s a different girl wearing the shirt,” I genuinely got scared 😱. As a full grown adult I felt worried about the previous girl and couldn’t help but agree with their realization that she was banished to the Outside for failing to think happy. I know, it’s just a joke and they probably just have a shared wardrobe on set, but I got weirdly invested in Jarvis and Jordan’s conspiracy that for a brief moment I kinda believed it 😅.

    • @erlenmeyer4810
      @erlenmeyer4810 4 года назад +59

      think happy stay happy

    • @theunreadyone
      @theunreadyone 3 года назад +48

      sounds like you're not *Thinking happy*

    • @egh__
      @egh__ 3 года назад +35

      You don’t seem to be *thinking happy*
      The great lord may *punish you for this*

    • @mymelody687
      @mymelody687 3 года назад +35

      Think happy stay happy
      Thįnk håppÿ štãÿ hàppy.
      Help me zeffo is holding me hostage help m

    • @dread_wolf2301
      @dread_wolf2301 2 года назад +6

      @@mymelody687 make you remain happy and loyal to our ruler zefo

  • @NessTheCatLIVE
    @NessTheCatLIVE 4 года назад +1104

    Finally... I have assembled all of the Infinity Sponges...
    ...Perfectly clean, as all things should be...

    • @HollyHolly000
      @HollyHolly000 4 года назад +33

      And what did it cost?

    • @NessTheCatLIVE
      @NessTheCatLIVE 4 года назад +38

      @@HollyHolly000 ...Everything...

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 4 года назад +22

      hi hi Like, $5. I did *not* get a good deal on these gloves

    • @user-jm9rf1zh5x
      @user-jm9rf1zh5x 4 года назад +10

      Snap ur fingers and destroy half of all dirty dishes in the universe

    • @steveboy3712
      @steveboy3712 4 года назад +7

      Mr.clean no

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +1569

    i didn’t know they were so tall i feel intimidated

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +11

      Same.

    • @adding2900
      @adding2900 4 года назад +129

      Ngl jarvis looks short but he is frickin 6.1

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 4 года назад +3

      @@adding2900 I'm 6'0

    • @rwn_tree
      @rwn_tree 4 года назад +35

      Tall people are intimidating

    • @raddydaddy69
      @raddydaddy69 4 года назад +5

      Liking for ur pfp but also it caught me off guard too

  • @reddtucker1638
    @reddtucker1638 5 лет назад +695

    I can’t explain why but I was expecting Jarvis to be like,,,,,,,, 5’6”

    • @LaraVKH
      @LaraVKH 5 лет назад +10

      Same

    • @diji5071
      @diji5071 5 лет назад +3

      Me as well. Oh well, now he's even cooler.

    • @moon5497
      @moon5497 5 лет назад +9

      OK I'll give him justice 5'8

    • @misscrankypantss
      @misscrankypantss 5 лет назад +6

      I think it's because he has a bit of a small frame 🤔
      I know how that feels 😐

    • @joosepmeikar3182
      @joosepmeikar3182 5 лет назад +4

      Idk same here! I assumed he was shorter than me for some reason and let me tell you, I'm fucking tiny.

  • @DarkShadic9632
    @DarkShadic9632 4 года назад +633

    Nothing like a fresh set of Zeffo’s Mind-Control Chocolates, right Vicky?

  • @PeterParker-lc2fn
    @PeterParker-lc2fn 5 лет назад +2240

    “I’m Cody ko”
    “Me too” why did that SEND ME

  • @nobuf
    @nobuf 5 лет назад +550

    "You look innocent enough Mr Teddy"
    *Proceeds to get scissors*

    • @Pablo-fk3tn
      @Pablo-fk3tn 5 лет назад +7

      Oofington III your to innocent to tell the police

    • @nobuf
      @nobuf 5 лет назад +3

      I have achieved RUclips comment clout, yes

    • @nobuf
      @nobuf 5 лет назад +3

      @@Pablo-fk3tn p e r h a p s

  • @LucyM-
    @LucyM- 5 лет назад +660

    Jordan should be a voice actor, or narrate audiobooks

    • @paxtharsis
      @paxtharsis 5 лет назад +35

      I was just thinking the same thing. He has such a great powerful voice.

    • @oceanix91
      @oceanix91 5 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @attilamagyar91
      @attilamagyar91 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah please.

    • @neriepalomera177
      @neriepalomera177 5 лет назад +1

      Omg yes!

    • @maikadoodles6020
      @maikadoodles6020 4 года назад +5

      He has a dnd podcast called ARCS! It's on spotify and most other podcast apps and it's pretty good so far. If you like listening to his voice I would definitely recommend it!

  • @BestBetterBestest
    @BestBetterBestest 2 года назад +150

    "Things only 1% of people can do."
    "Own 90% of the wealth"
    I'M CRYING

  • @cats1970
    @cats1970 5 лет назад +845

    Jarvis out here being Scandinavian height when he looks 5’7 on camera

    • @eirrejtokes2073
      @eirrejtokes2073 4 года назад +15

      On god

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 года назад +8

      @@itsnotiss2521 vel, det er sant.

    • @sasariwtf
      @sasariwtf Год назад +1

      ​@@itsnotiss2521är det? Är vi längre än i andra länder?

  • @mikeindeed3188
    @mikeindeed3188 5 лет назад +3031

    i deadass though she was gonna clean herself with the vinegar

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 5 лет назад +2880

    Jarvis: "I hate how they are adult people acting like children"
    Also Jarvis: "Lana? Lana, can you wipe me?"

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 4 года назад +16

      xD

    • @2.5rs
      @2.5rs 4 года назад +16

      Rawr

    • @pretendo
      @pretendo 4 года назад +33

      Currently thinking about 9 year olds laughing their ass off at that
      The voice line, that is.

    • @nathanielwilson5928
      @nathanielwilson5928 4 года назад +7

      rawr

    • @thelions1758
      @thelions1758 4 года назад +4

      So close to a thousand likes

  • @Max-bx5nv
    @Max-bx5nv 4 года назад +82

    Watching these videos after fully accepting the lore that Jarvis and Jordan have created around them is so disorienting, it's lovely

  • @limelemon4642
    @limelemon4642 4 года назад +859

    Theory:
    The shirt secretly goes to the person who will be killed next. They are then named employee of the month to cover it up.
    Edit: the cover up is also a "free vacation"

    • @elwandahearns7383
      @elwandahearns7383 4 года назад +25

      isn't "vicky" one of the girls from 5 minute crafts

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +37

      @@elwandahearns7383 Nothing Better Than A Fresh Set Of Nails VICKY. RIGHT VICKY?

  • @weezerfan1232
    @weezerfan1232 5 лет назад +4927

    Sophie was running, no sprinting down the metal corridor. Her bare feet banging against the concrete. She could hear the voice calling for her. *Think happy, stay happy, think happy stay happy.* As she repeated the phrase inside her head, she could feel herself losing consciousness. The words echoing in her mind, pulsing, bringing feverishly vivid memories of her induction. Eventually, she gave up resisting, and the words appeared before her vision...
    She woke up in the induction chamber, the walls a little too bright, the phrase she knew so well was brightly etched on their pink screens as the voice spoke.
    *"Hello Sophie. You performed wonderfully!"*
    "What?"
    *"Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself, but you must have remembered last time?"*
    "Your words don't make sense. What do you mean by last time?"
    *"Last time you were late."* the voice growled
    The screens, that substituted as walls, started flashing, burning the words *Think happy, stay happy* on her retinas. As her eyes closed, she started to wonder, was she happy?
    Then the fear started to sink in. Then the doubt. Then the pure terror and rage.
    As she struggled against the repeating phrase. Think happy, stay happy, Think happy, stay happy. And she began to break free. As Sophie wrenched her consciousness from the voice, she could also feel herself losing her sanity...
    She woke up in another room, a dark room with a sealed door. No windows to be seen.
    *"You didn't think happy."* The voice mumbled.
    Sophie was confused.
    *"YOU DIDN'T THINK HAPPY!"* The voice screamed as the door opened a crack. Pure fear began to break through Sophie's heavy brainwash. *"You know what happens when you don't think happy."* The doors flung open, the toxic air bursting through, as if it was pushing down on the door for the decades it's been closed. *"You get banished."*
    Sophie ran into the wasteland, screaming and dancing as she felt true freedom for the first time. The feeling was rubbing off, as the sun was setting on the horizon. Night fell, and it started getting dark. The feral ones where getting restless. The smell of human was too good to pass up.
    *It was time for the feeding to begin.*

    • @sachi4355
      @sachi4355 4 года назад +521

      i-

    • @sleeplessdistrict3897
      @sleeplessdistrict3897 4 года назад +590

      I’m concerned for your mental health Sir/madame

    • @sachi4355
      @sachi4355 4 года назад +206

      Aiden Rivera we should be

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +478

      Amazing. I wish I had your talent, sir/madam/neither ;-;

    • @weezerfan1232
      @weezerfan1232 4 года назад +332

      @@briaiguess8834 well thank you sir/madam/neither

  • @Ohmyblueberriez
    @Ohmyblueberriez 5 лет назад +610

    The fact that Jarvis’ flannel and Jordan’s interior of the jacket slightly match

    • @discountacai
      @discountacai 5 лет назад +41

      They both have the same jacket Jarvis just turned his inside out

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 4 года назад +1

      @@discountacai lol

  • @kano2444
    @kano2444 4 года назад +269

    Next shirt: There is no war in Ba Sing Se

    • @aerb3938
      @aerb3938 3 года назад +14

      The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai.

    • @oddott
      @oddott 3 года назад +7

      i’ve heard they have pretty girls there

  • @Delikatessen__
    @Delikatessen__ 4 года назад +5917

    "My name is Jarvis."
    "And I am Jordan."
    "We are not the same person."

    • @spiderdudeproductions
      @spiderdudeproductions 4 года назад +698

      We might have similar lives,we might have similar wives.

    • @anniehoney03
      @anniehoney03 4 года назад +546

      SpiderDude Productions but we’re different nonetheless

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 года назад +458

      And if u took the time to get to know us for a minute

    • @micolesturtle
      @micolesturtle 4 года назад +448

      You'd see that I'm Jarvis
      And I am Jordan
      Yes I am Jarvis
      And I am Jordan

    • @claireoconnor307
      @claireoconnor307 4 года назад +345

      Micolesturtle my hair is brown my hair is shaved off

  • @mollynixon7123
    @mollynixon7123 5 лет назад +466

    Nothing like a hot shower with a full face of makeup and perfectly curled hair

  • @oki.k
    @oki.k 5 лет назад +239

    They’re back again and it’s about time too

  • @cpkudrongaming6100
    @cpkudrongaming6100 4 года назад +163

    *NOTHING BETTER THAN A FRESH SET OF NAILS EY VIKKI!*

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 года назад +9

      The way she said that made it sound like they pulled somebody's nails out and glued them to her hands-

    • @littlerainbowalsolpc6084
      @littlerainbowalsolpc6084 3 года назад

      Yes you are correct

  • @nathanfieldercoolguy4ever
    @nathanfieldercoolguy4ever 5 лет назад +369

    i thought jarvis was, like, 5’6” for some reason and the fact that he’s so tall shook me to my core.

    • @amaris145
      @amaris145 5 лет назад +8

      florian same omg

    • @crashandburnie5548
      @crashandburnie5548 5 лет назад +31

      I thought he’d be like a decent 5’8 and now I’m shook as well

    • @crabken4969
      @crabken4969 5 лет назад +12

      thought he’d be like 5’9 not 6’1

    • @gray9590
      @gray9590 5 лет назад +15

      I even saw him speak at a panel at Vidcon, but he was sitting and we were in the back row. I would NEVER have expected him to be as tall as my DAD.

    • @rubydehaven7718
      @rubydehaven7718 5 лет назад +4

      SAME

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +329

    hearing “sophia’s been dead for 25 years” was so bizarre for me

  • @oldacc2584
    @oldacc2584 5 лет назад +1520

    “im cody ko”
    “me too”
    _jarvis and his weird friend - 2019_

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 5 лет назад +17

      The CODY TWINS!!
      Change my mind.

    • @thepancakeprotecter8661
      @thepancakeprotecter8661 5 лет назад +15

      Jordan isn't weird

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 5 лет назад +45

      @@thepancakeprotecter8661
      He is British Jarvis. That is kinda weird, but in a great weird!

    • @YoutubePizzer
      @YoutubePizzer 4 года назад +9

      yes that is what happened in the video I just watched and you repeated in a less funny way for internet points

    • @burgerburger7975
      @burgerburger7975 4 года назад +1

      @@RUclipsPizzer
      How would you know that?
      Besides, aren't they allowed to comment non disrespectful things anymore without someone talking heck back to them?

  • @rosiejones7100
    @rosiejones7100 4 года назад +164

    I love the generic Eastern European dystopian jokes you guys make😂 they remind me of the jokes me and my friends made before the bombs dropped, keep up the work Jarvis & Co. you guys make me genuinely laugh/ laugh out loud❤️😂

  • @Lu4455
    @Lu4455 5 лет назад +814

    why aren’t we talking about kevin’s “ego” shirt

    • @jimmyhanley8614
      @jimmyhanley8614 5 лет назад +2

      No

    • @contentbot2.9
      @contentbot2.9 5 лет назад +6

      It’s representative of his own

    • @NicholasBreen
      @NicholasBreen 5 лет назад +19

      We only care about thinking happy and staying happy here

    • @goldenbacon1572
      @goldenbacon1572 5 лет назад +6

      xXThe_Storm15Xx
      And that rainbows always come after the rain

    • @waddle623
      @waddle623 5 лет назад +3

      OMG why did I read "eggo" I think I might be hungry

  • @CelestialBunnyPaws
    @CelestialBunnyPaws 5 лет назад +617

    Moral of the story:
    If a friend steals your sweets, cut a teddy bear's throat. 🔪🐻

  • @TrespasserAli
    @TrespasserAli 4 года назад +3650

    When will Jarvis and Jordan write a post apocalyptic novel 😔🤘

    • @bigmanhj6403
      @bigmanhj6403 4 года назад +22

      It would be like Wool.

    • @afriendlytomato4074
      @afriendlytomato4074 4 года назад +37

      Fluffy and skinned from a sheep
      My exact thoughts!!

    • @djubalie
      @djubalie 4 года назад +17

      Bubba Haynes think happy stay happy :)

    • @sweetnsourpotatoes3323
      @sweetnsourpotatoes3323 4 года назад +27

      About the horror of running out of hot glue with all these cool diy hacks and pranks to do

    • @LoganWH8
      @LoganWH8 4 года назад +11

      Who? You mean Cody Ko and Cody Ko?

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 3 года назад +18

    17:10 the loud crunching and eating with the mouth open sent shivers down my spine,

  • @thefatherrabbit
    @thefatherrabbit 5 лет назад +542

    the narrator was like "if only there was a way to get around washing all these dishes" but she still washed them. she just did it with a dumb sponge glove.

    • @babbybobabs8701
      @babbybobabs8701 4 года назад +19

      yeah like a normal sponge would've had the exact same effect

    • @noveilynadriano9761
      @noveilynadriano9761 4 года назад

      Stupid guy

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 4 года назад +18

      the point is it's to help dumb and/or lazy people do regular things without thinking they did them
      what kind of self-respecting, vaguely-European dystopian regime wouldn't manipulate their audience, keeping them coming back for more? come on, now.

    • @Lex_Quinn
      @Lex_Quinn 4 года назад +1

      Dishwasher

  • @JBC352
    @JBC352 4 года назад +2076

    “Grown adults acting like 11 year olds” Don’t underestimate 11 year olds. I’d say that behavior is more 5 year old

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +35

      I kinda felt insulted on a personal level when he said that-

    • @bonyfax2345
      @bonyfax2345 4 года назад +57

      I’ve seen 5 year olds eating those coockie like things cleaner then that

    • @larsfrommars
      @larsfrommars 4 года назад +52

      12 year old here, can confirm I do *not* recall acting like this last year.

    • @sandwich834
      @sandwich834 4 года назад +11

      @@larsfrommars same 😌✌🏻

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 4 года назад +14

      as a person who was 11 years old only a few months ago, i am incredibly offended

  • @aoifeparkes2492
    @aoifeparkes2492 5 лет назад +412

    "We need to 123 go to therapy"
    Killed me

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig 3 года назад +24

    Ok, so at 10:25, I noticed the chemistry on the board and checked CH4 on Google to find out the only clear subject on the board is the drawn molecular compound of Methane; most notable gas in farts....
    Are they calculating fart jokess in Chem?

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 5 лет назад +628

    Nobody:
    123 GO! Shirts: *There is no war in Ba Sing Se*

    • @charleemi
      @charleemi 5 лет назад +69

      *123 GO! has invited you to Lake Laogai*

    • @dannystephens8272
      @dannystephens8272 5 лет назад +8

      I love this. That’s exactly what I thought

    • @tracyleung8438
      @tracyleung8438 5 лет назад +19

      Its a long, long way to ba sing se, but the girls in the city, they looks so prettay
      -uncle irog

    • @penguins6229
      @penguins6229 5 лет назад +9

      Reuben Leonard *Everybody: There is no war in Ba Sing Se.*

    • @jumimoco
      @jumimoco 5 лет назад +2

      I’m currently watching avatar and it’s just great to understand this reference lol

  • @chuckdenim5834
    @chuckdenim5834 5 лет назад +568

    "You look innocent enough mr Teddy"
    Proceeds to cut neck

    • @Yalgadaladar
      @Yalgadaladar 5 лет назад +18

      That's a mind of a murderer.

    • @s0urc4ndy____24
      @s0urc4ndy____24 5 лет назад +2

      Overlord John I have a mind of a mastermi- what’s that? Idk but I’m so creative like that💕💓✌️😔

    • @PixelBytesPixelArtist
      @PixelBytesPixelArtist 5 лет назад +4

      this is how ted bundy thinks

    • @peachycardinal
      @peachycardinal 4 года назад

      Evil.😈

  • @joncarlovariety
    @joncarlovariety 5 лет назад +373

    24 minutes of Jarvis and Jordan proving that the 123 Go! universe is set in a dystopian post-apoctalyptic era

    • @HollyHolly000
      @HollyHolly000 4 года назад +5

      It's scientific evidence

    • @dread_wolf2301
      @dread_wolf2301 2 года назад +3

      Make sure you remain loyal to our one true ruler zefo

  • @idna832
    @idna832 2 года назад +26

    14:27 TFW you interrupt your friend indulging in their shoe fetish

  • @unexpected875
    @unexpected875 5 лет назад +274

    123 go: we did it we are on trending
    Jarvis: time to end somebody's career

  • @sweetmelon3296
    @sweetmelon3296 5 лет назад +1127

    I think Jarvis is slowly having a midlife crisis right now

    • @darthlandon5339
      @darthlandon5339 5 лет назад +32

      isabelleeeee09 Jarvis is slowly going into madness with each video

    • @Jack-cr4sy
      @Jack-cr4sy 5 лет назад +16

      @@darthlandon5339 take a look at his channel. madness is normal

    • @zoezoeflex
      @zoezoeflex 5 лет назад

      *1/32 LIFE CRISIS. RESPECT

    • @horae2583
      @horae2583 5 лет назад +5

      i won't believe it until i see his mazda miata

    • @MoltenMonsters
      @MoltenMonsters 5 лет назад +1

      Ok boomer

  • @ericb642
    @ericb642 5 лет назад +600

    Why does everything that Jordan says sound smart?

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 3 года назад +22

    the fact that half of these hacks are about how to steal food or prevent your food from being stolen really does contribute to the whole post-apocalyptic dystopian vibes

  • @hollyingrams5653
    @hollyingrams5653 5 лет назад +60

    These two have an extremely chaotic energy and I'm all for it

  • @ActuallyAFungus
    @ActuallyAFungus 5 лет назад +427

    Ahh, Jarvis found some way to go back in time and get Obama from his high school days as a guest.
    I didn't know he used to have an accent

    • @flamedab
      @flamedab 4 года назад +44

      He was sent by the great leader, Zeffo. Long may he reign

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +7

      @@flamedab Wait Zeffo was the one who told him to destroy the Titanic!

  • @DimaPreo_
    @DimaPreo_ 5 лет назад +542

    *realises Jarvis is a whole foot taller than me*
    Me: *chokes

    • @legendofayda
      @legendofayda 5 лет назад +2

      Duchess Chérie same, girl. Same.

    • @reptilemonarch
      @reptilemonarch 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 5 лет назад +1

      Not same

    • @mikeybud3501
      @mikeybud3501 5 лет назад +14

      Love it when I choke in relation to something covering a distance of 1 foot

    • @soulsearcher7077
      @soulsearcher7077 5 лет назад +1

      Girl you’re just short lol he’s tall but he’s not jaw-droppingly so

  • @bonyfax2345
    @bonyfax2345 4 года назад +435

    Them being 6’3”/6’1”: dam, we tall
    Me: *laughts in 6’5”*

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 4 года назад +4

      💵👈😔👌

    • @neetwithajob
      @neetwithajob 4 года назад +31

      cries in 5’3, attracted to tall men

    • @ohoh8454
      @ohoh8454 4 года назад +22

      *Stares at in 5'2*

    • @floofsartstudio9537
      @floofsartstudio9537 4 года назад +36

      Haha....cries in 4’11

    • @lpsquestie3495
      @lpsquestie3495 4 года назад +13

      Cries in 5'1 but find short people cute and adorable (not me, I ugly af)

  • @crypto7244
    @crypto7244 5 лет назад +107

    I saw a man walking around my house the other day, he was "that dark color"

  • @stxrshipdesigns
    @stxrshipdesigns 4 года назад +182

    Ngl I'd totally mess with a Roomba like this if i was bored enough

  • @Thatsprettiemuchit
    @Thatsprettiemuchit 5 лет назад +86

    Jordan face looks like he has all the hopes and dreams and purest intentions

  • @CherryXXCola
    @CherryXXCola Год назад +30

    I love how Jordan pretends like Europe is real 😂😂. He’s so committed to the bit that he learned how to talk with an accent. 😊

  • @SplayPanda60241
    @SplayPanda60241 5 лет назад +1546

    I didn’t know Jarvis was friends with obama

    • @ky6180
      @ky6180 4 года назад +38

      this comment is SO underrated

    • @deeznuts-rp2ms
      @deeznuts-rp2ms 4 года назад +6

      @@ky6180 lol no, some one already commented about this

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад +66

      Wait. That means...
      He must know what Obama's last name is

    • @MoonLight-np4wx
      @MoonLight-np4wx 4 года назад +20

      @@khajiithaswares4147 Hmm, I wonder what Barack Obama's last name is.

    • @rusibely.martinezandrade5717
      @rusibely.martinezandrade5717 4 года назад +11

      @@MoonLight-np4wx yeah I wonder if it is Obama no its james

  • @Usagi393
    @Usagi393 5 лет назад +317

    I love how they didn’t edit out the slime being stuck in the crevices of the computer 😂

  • @nico9544
    @nico9544 5 лет назад +1053

    “Having a long tongue is not a great thing” now we know who’s vanilla

  • @senaahasan5182
    @senaahasan5182 4 года назад +19

    I love Jordan’s charisma in this,and his use of humour. Plus,you and him clearly have a huge friendship

  • @ditzen89
    @ditzen89 5 лет назад +119

    I wanna hear more about Jordan’s apocalypse story.

  • @kasmirauu
    @kasmirauu 5 лет назад +125

    wait why is Sofia waiting on her friend when they're living together?

  • @donvalentino9822
    @donvalentino9822 4 года назад +142

    13:00 is no one gonna talk about how she “bought” Nike branded shoes inside of a NIKE box and inside are bland lacrosse shoes

  • @artgenix8052
    @artgenix8052 3 года назад +24

    Jordan keeping eye contact with the camera for almost the whole video is unironically terrifying

  • @anmol_
    @anmol_ 5 лет назад +120

    I’m gonna tell my kids this is the same guy before and after a haircut

  • @wavyreyvy
    @wavyreyvy 5 лет назад +118

    Jordan and Jarvis have such a good comedic energy together

  • @naya9076
    @naya9076 5 лет назад +538

    "Only 1% of people can do this." "Own 99% of the wealth?"
    Jarvis's hot British friend knows what it's about 😂

    • @terme-nator_
      @terme-nator_ 5 лет назад +1

      Na ya hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaHahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny

    • @jillionjangles4177
      @jillionjangles4177 5 лет назад +16

      Jarvis is hot to

    • @neothepenguin1257
      @neothepenguin1257 5 лет назад +1

      Na ya Actually The top 20% own 80% of the wealth

    • @treesap8911
      @treesap8911 5 лет назад +13

      We should just start referring Jordan as "Jarvis's hot British friend"

  • @imnotacarrotbut7768
    @imnotacarrotbut7768 4 года назад +20

    14:38
    “You are my favorite.”
    “Thanks dude”

  • @SpingotGoomer
    @SpingotGoomer 5 лет назад +82

    God I love Jordan, every damn word just flows out of his mouth like smooth butter, but at the same time I feel like I need to have a higher IQ to understand his jokes lol

  • @micaeladuwe9545
    @micaeladuwe9545 5 лет назад +544

    Are we not going to talk about the fact that the hot glue would melt straight through the rubber gloves and fuse to your skin? 👀

    • @NicholasBreen
      @NicholasBreen 5 лет назад +3

      Micaela Duwe nope

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 5 лет назад +98

      Well you see they aren’t fingers, the overlord cut off everyone’s fingers and replaced them with real looking robot fingers,

    • @maizitun
      @maizitun 5 лет назад +33

      That *is* the hack wdym?

    • @utkarshsinha4421
      @utkarshsinha4421 5 лет назад +12

      @@alleghanyonce can confirm, did so.

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 5 лет назад +13

      @@utkarshsinha4421 All hail our overlord

  • @jellosquid8096
    @jellosquid8096 5 лет назад +464

    there’s no way Jarvis is 6’1 I refuse to believe that.

    • @weeztard45
      @weeztard45 5 лет назад +9

      @Jon Laur bcus hes short

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 5 лет назад +6

      SomeGuyNamedPanda how tf is that short

    • @Em2smoove
      @Em2smoove 5 лет назад

      Jon Laur 😭🥺

    • @uhlillie
      @uhlillie 5 лет назад +30

      agreed, he exudes massive short boi energy

    • @almostatami
      @almostatami 5 лет назад +15

      @@uhlillie True. He's got 5'7" vibes.

  • @saoirse3187
    @saoirse3187 4 года назад +37

    This is my favorite dystopian YA series

  • @miriammm1476
    @miriammm1476 5 лет назад +64

    Wait, so they were one of a kind... And the last pair in the store? ThAt mAkEs tOtaL seNsE

  • @endernanismles1174
    @endernanismles1174 5 лет назад +122

    *"the endless hours of cleaning and scrubbing"*
    *THE BEAST FORCES YOU TO CLEAN ALL DISHES IN THE UNIVERSE*

  • @addielundberg5917
    @addielundberg5917 4 года назад +465

    The 5 minute crafts true items
    1. Egg
    2. Empty Coca Cola bottle
    3. Box cutter
    4. Paper clip
    5. Hot glue gun
    123 gos items:
    1. THE ONE TRUE LEADER KNOWN AS ZEFO
    2. Happy shirts

  • @razzbarree9020
    @razzbarree9020 4 года назад +106

    Can someone please start writing a story about the Zeffo-pocalypse-verse

  • @coffeecontemplation6876
    @coffeecontemplation6876 5 лет назад +105

    123 GO: if only there was a way to get around washing all these dishes!
    Me, an intellectual: ... a dishwasher??

  • @ryan530
    @ryan530 5 лет назад +158

    i would sell my spine to have a voice half as nice as Jordan’s

    • @ilovepiracy7034
      @ilovepiracy7034 5 лет назад +3

      *casually falls over nothing*
      how about your liver

    • @ryan530
      @ryan530 5 лет назад

      @@ilovepiracy7034 Sold!

    • @ilovepiracy7034
      @ilovepiracy7034 5 лет назад

      *casually falls over nothing* ok hand it over
      I need it for my *collection*

    • @ryan530
      @ryan530 5 лет назад

      @@ilovepiracy7034 here you go *squishing noises*

    • @ilovepiracy7034
      @ilovepiracy7034 5 лет назад

      *casually falls over nothing*
      Oh by the way I need your left kidney too

  • @radicalquad
    @radicalquad 5 лет назад +208

    If Jordan is coming up with these jokes on the spot, I am actually impressed.

  • @ughpeople8668
    @ughpeople8668 4 года назад +63

    “Well that’s what they have to use after the Dark Times”
    me in quarantine during coronavirus watching ppl raid Costco for tp: ...oh shit

  • @stephaniejoobern1001
    @stephaniejoobern1001 5 лет назад +542

    Jarvis cloned himself
    And his clone shaved a bit

    • @fayil23
      @fayil23 5 лет назад +45

      Stephanie Joobern he must have borrowed Danny’s cloning machine

    • @partyovone9588
      @partyovone9588 5 лет назад

      Racist

    • @Pablo-fk3tn
      @Pablo-fk3tn 5 лет назад +17

      PARTY OV ONE I don’t know if this is real but that ain’t racist

    • @beghelalphaplus
      @beghelalphaplus 5 лет назад +13

      PARTY OV ONE I I don’t think you know what racist means

    • @emdm2220
      @emdm2220 5 лет назад +7

      @@partyovone9588 I think your joking....
      I hope

  • @applesaucer2442
    @applesaucer2442 5 лет назад +262

    123 go: on trending
    Jarvis: *is trying his best*

    • @maysings1875
      @maysings1875 4 года назад +4

      You deserve this like.

    • @CoolAuntJuni69
      @CoolAuntJuni69 4 года назад +2

      Jarvis deserves to be on the trending ngl

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 4 года назад +1

      @@CoolAuntJuni69 yeah

  • @krisdoesart9643
    @krisdoesart9643 4 года назад +210

    Jarvis is _6'1"_
    I thought he was 5'8" or something lmfao

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +5

      @@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband he’s not though how would the internet randomly know his height?

    • @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband
      @you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband 3 года назад

      @@spongy7426 great point

  • @norarussell7920
    @norarussell7920 3 года назад +15

    1:07 I did it. I translated it into every language and then back again. This is what 123 go is: "One of the two is a channel that should be about slang comedy that you have a lot of time with your friends I think."

  • @plant7371
    @plant7371 5 лет назад +651

    why does Jordan look like Barack Obama with a longer forehead

  • @TheTrueiceking
    @TheTrueiceking 5 лет назад +1491

    my favorite duo jarvis and slightly more attractive jarvis

    • @Stardust20741
      @Stardust20741 Год назад +109

      Is there moderately more attractive Jarvis?

    • @Gafafsg
      @Gafafsg Год назад +104

      @@Stardust20741No but there is a mildly more attractive Jarvis

    • @Stardust20741
      @Stardust20741 Год назад +32

      @@Gafafsg thx for the info

    • @squishie8745
      @squishie8745 Год назад +76

      i find jarvis extremely attractive for some reason it happened so suddenly like a switch flipped in my brain and he's so hot??? but he is like he is so cute

    • @Roar_X3
      @Roar_X3 Год назад +20

      Nah Jarvis is top tier

  • @lizpolmanteer8580
    @lizpolmanteer8580 4 года назад +351

    isn't "vicky" one of the girls from 5 minute crafts

  • @mireyaferstl4282
    @mireyaferstl4282 4 года назад +249

    " having a long tongue is not a great thing"
    some ladies would disagree

    • @Poisonthenbie
      @Poisonthenbie 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @green-fv7xs
      @green-fv7xs 3 года назад +18

      anyone with sexual feelings would definitely disagree

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste 3 года назад +7

      Especially a frog lady

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 3 года назад +15

      I just want a long tongue so I can feel cool

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 3 года назад +26

      My first thought was "Did you consult the lesbians?"

  • @Pandulse123
    @Pandulse123 5 лет назад +47

    Woah ho ho look at Jarvis coming for the short Kings lmaoo

  • @ambera9862
    @ambera9862 4 года назад +53

    I think that Zeffo should be proud of Sophia for finding another use for the good dark drink of soy sauce. 15:45

  • @eukaslyptus
    @eukaslyptus 5 лет назад +114

    I’m now scared of Jarvis, he’s an inch taller then my dad

    • @meisje5090
      @meisje5090 5 лет назад

      Samantha Underwolf same.

  • @boyhuyo1707
    @boyhuyo1707 3 года назад +14

    11:05
    I was so fucking worried because I legit thought she was going to shower with the vinegar because the water wasn't flowing for a hot minute 😭😭😭