The Worst Conspiracies On YouTube (TheRichest)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2020
  • Today I'm talking about the richest because it's the most impressively boring channel i've ever seen
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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  4 года назад +25872

    it's not what it looks like

  • @HPCharm
    @HPCharm 4 года назад +20092

    “rules ariana grande has to follow”
    1. the law

    • @ps1hagrid786
      @ps1hagrid786 4 года назад +683

      *Cuts to her choosing which way to pose for a picture*

    • @mr.admr1016
      @mr.admr1016 4 года назад +514

      SHE DOES?! damn it must be because she is a girl

    • @maiajoyb
      @maiajoyb 4 года назад +638

      She’s actually not allowed to murder anyone

    • @katie2275
      @katie2275 4 года назад +79

      No she's above it

    • @khhhhhshrek8499
      @khhhhhshrek8499 4 года назад +515

      @@katie2275 no she isn't she is too short

  • @-layla-938
    @-layla-938 4 года назад +6221

    “...Gordon has shown that family is what matters most to him.”
    And that’s why it’s number 5 on this list.

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 года назад +230

      It's after lamb sauce, food, oxygen, and water.

    • @eli_n100
      @eli_n100 4 года назад +94

      his family doesn’t cost 20,000 smackeroos

    • @beinzheans3918
      @beinzheans3918 4 года назад +13

      @@eli_n100 well yes

    • @theycallmeluvv
      @theycallmeluvv 4 года назад +31

      @@eli_n100 well on the black market......

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 года назад +7

      @@eli_n100 it's "smackeronis" you idiot *rolls eyes*!

  • @carlosliu7430
    @carlosliu7430 3 года назад +2797

    "Things the world FORCES upon people"
    1.The law

  • @person954
    @person954 3 года назад +3064

    One day I walked in on my 6-year-old brother watching a TheRichest video called “Top 10 people who died while doing it” and it talked about 10 people who died while having sex and it still counts as one of the worst moments of my life
    Edit: Jfc cool it with all of the discourse... This did really happen, it may not have been the richest, but I am 100% sure that he did this. I can even name a few of the examples, because that shit still haunts me

    • @silver_235
      @silver_235 3 года назад +25

      yikes

    • @theaski
      @theaski 3 года назад +425

      @@prodwysp oh I doubt it was made up
      TheRichest has lured *many* children with shit like that

    • @theaski
      @theaski 3 года назад +293

      @@prodwysp really? I remember watching that video when I was younger(I'm not proud of it). Guess I remembered it wrong or RUclips deleted it.

    • @semolinalibra
      @semolinalibra 3 года назад +76

      @@theaski i used to be obsessed with Troom Troom gosh-

    • @paperfoxka
      @paperfoxka 3 года назад +146

      @@theaski yea I also remember watching that when I was young and new to clickbait

  • @ethanm0591
    @ethanm0591 4 года назад +4070

    “Pilot confirms strange time travel over Bermuda Triangle”. I think he forgot what time zones are.

    • @sadalflanwar475
      @sadalflanwar475 3 года назад +42

      coulda been a 'strange trip', to boot

    • @sundried_teeth
      @sundried_teeth 3 года назад +50

      ITS MORNING- NIGHT AND AFTERNOON?!

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 года назад +37

      @@sundried_teeth
      ALL AT THE SAME TIME?

    • @jellycat4704
      @jellycat4704 3 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @calebdouglas2512
      @calebdouglas2512 3 года назад +13

      Good Lord, what is this sorcery?! *Doctor Who theme intensifies*

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 4 года назад +3173

    “We have fresh lobster straight from Bikini Bottom.”
    What, did you just kill and eat my boy Larry the Lobster?

    • @Retro--
      @Retro-- 4 года назад +90

      LIVIN' LIKE LARRY

    • @bettr2buttr813
      @bettr2buttr813 4 года назад +58

      where were u when larry kil?

    • @ozonenose3941
      @ozonenose3941 4 года назад +45

      @@bettr2buttr813 i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

    • @cosmicbread1086
      @cosmicbread1086 4 года назад +32

      ozonenose Larry lobster is kil

    • @2500hd_idk
      @2500hd_idk 4 года назад +11

      PhoenixofPrometheus yes

  • @mg-yu5od
    @mg-yu5od Год назад +463

    The hold watchmojo had on me as a kid was unreal. I would watch for hours on end.

    • @violetrain161
      @violetrain161 Год назад +4

      Watching this video brings back so many memories for me.

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates 10 месяцев назад +5

      why did the hold watch mojo, what did mojo do

    • @maddy3852
      @maddy3852 9 месяцев назад +4

      Me too dude 😭 I literally knew all the videos were clickbait but I NEEDED to watch them anyway 💀

    • @eleyezuh
      @eleyezuh 6 месяцев назад

      SAME

    • @user-vf1wy9pu6t
      @user-vf1wy9pu6t 4 месяца назад

      same

  • @Bee-kv5tx
    @Bee-kv5tx 3 года назад +249

    "We have lobster straight from bikini bottom"
    LARRY!?!

    • @Red-jl1qr
      @Red-jl1qr 2 года назад +3

      I hate that I recognize your pfp

    • @stanmeuu8091
      @stanmeuu8091 2 года назад +2

      @@Red-jl1qr same

  • @Lauren-rx9fv
    @Lauren-rx9fv 4 года назад +2924

    Omg I have the craziest story about the time I flew over the Bermuda Triangle. The plane ride was getting bumpy. We were teleporting up and down a few inches due to some space warp. Now, I know this next part sounds unbelievable but bare with me, the captain tried to blame it on “turbulence”. Ever since that day I’ve never taken off my tinfoil hat.

    • @arro2546
      @arro2546 3 года назад +169

      I flew over the wrong triangle and got sent into a new dimension

    • @lesestund4240
      @lesestund4240 3 года назад +10

      👏

    • @sorudesarutta
      @sorudesarutta 3 года назад +67

      There’s a research that proves that tinfoil hats actually make it easier/better for frequencies, radio waves, etc. to get through.

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 3 года назад +143

      The thingt that happened to me was way worse. Once I was taking off from the airport AND THE FUCKING PLANE STARTED FLYING. I COULD YOU NO IM NOT EVEN JOKING I SWEAR. ITS STARTED FLYING AND THEN LANDED AT MY DESTINATION. It was the most crazy experience of my life 😭

    • @estor1a
      @estor1a 3 года назад +8

      r/totallyhappend

  • @likedebia4693
    @likedebia4693 3 года назад +7326

    11 things Gordon ramsay can't live without:
    1. The earth
    2. The sun
    3. Gravity
    4. Food
    5. Water
    6. Lungs
    7. A heart
    8. A brain
    9. Atoms
    10. Air
    11. Blood

  • @rabidhog4912
    @rabidhog4912 3 года назад +770

    Ok so the Jarvis lore goes; Jarvis sinks the titanic, flies over the Bermuda Triangle, gets time warped 100 years in the future (it took 47 minutes and he still had gas in the tank) and becomes a RUclipsr. He did this all with the inept stock footage intern
    *BILLY*
    He also had the help of Lilliam pumpernickel, the smartest man in the world
    Yes I am sorry for dead memes

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 2 года назад +18

      don't forget that he flew over it in 47 minutes, and had some more gas than usual left in his tank when he landed in the future

    • @rabidhog4912
      @rabidhog4912 2 года назад +6

      @@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial right, proof of time travel 🤯🤯

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад +4

      its been a year and we need more 1900s jarvis

    • @rabidhog4912
      @rabidhog4912 Год назад

      @@yeetionary fr!

  • @SailorMaxie
    @SailorMaxie 3 года назад +294

    "We will blame that on our inept intern Billy"
    billy you had one job

  • @im_a_random_guy3768
    @im_a_random_guy3768 4 года назад +3656

    “You can go anywhere you want.” *proceeds to stare at him and urinate*

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +15463

    Hey... I never gave you permission to use an image of me in your thumbnail

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 4 года назад +288

      bigfoot is funny

    • @impurities5061
      @impurities5061 4 года назад +211

      But You Dont Exist 👀

    • @schuys
      @schuys 4 года назад +727

      @@impurities5061 ok mr. toxicity

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 года назад +374

      I saw you in my backyard yesterday...

    • @Hollyclown
      @Hollyclown 4 года назад +98

      Your not real, you can’t hurt me!

  • @medicalgirl3
    @medicalgirl3 3 года назад +140

    I would kill for a full length "12 ways Jarvis Johnson has ruined history" video tbh

  • @finn4265
    @finn4265 3 года назад +545

    Can Jarvis please enter the Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, and Kurtis Conner loop.

    • @shaggyrogers1851
      @shaggyrogers1851 3 года назад +34

      danny was in one of jarviss vids abt the bachelorette

    • @maxr7616
      @maxr7616 3 года назад +26

      he’s his own person

    • @malenathryselius8547
      @malenathryselius8547 2 года назад +8

      lmao I've added cody and noel as well as hailey elizabeth and annamarie

    • @LounaM11
      @LounaM11 2 года назад +13

      @@maxr7616 So are the other guys

  • @lucy1472
    @lucy1472 4 года назад +2546

    11 things Gordon Ramsay can't live without
    1. Lamb sauce
    2. Lamb sauce
    3. Lamb sauce
    4. Lamb sauce
    5. Lamb sauce
    6. Lamb sauce
    7. Lamb sauce
    8. Lamb sauce
    9. Lamb sauce
    10. Lamb sauce
    11. Lamb sauce

  • @liamdoinsomething6017
    @liamdoinsomething6017 4 года назад +5894

    I am _convinced_ that the richest has 144 whiteboards of terrible words and then connects them at random to create a video

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 3 года назад +70

      I totally worked there, they did.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 3 года назад +136

      @@helltubejackie1086 can confirm, i worked there as the whiteboard

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 3 года назад +85

      @@anonymoususer638 were you john whiteboard or jerry whiteboard

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 3 года назад +75

      @@helltubejackie1086 I was Donald whiteboard..

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 3 года назад +82

      @@anonymoususer638 oh, sorry. Were you Donald-whiteboard-friends-with-jack-whiteboard
      Or donald-whiteboard-friends-with-cassandra-whiteboard

  • @MoonLight-np4wx
    @MoonLight-np4wx 3 года назад +111

    'I've finally done it. I, Jarvis Johnson has successfully sunk the unsinkable ship. My name, which by the way, is Jarvis Johnson, will live on throughout history in perpetuity, never to be forgotten _or_ mistaken for any of Jarvis Johnsons, which is my name.'
    I laughed *_SO_* hard at this.

  • @ahouseofpomegranates4338
    @ahouseofpomegranates4338 2 года назад +81

    "this long car is taking flight" is genuinely the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard in my life. this is like the 10th time i'm watching this video and i laugh so hard every time

  • @brandanbeatrice8686
    @brandanbeatrice8686 4 года назад +2335

    Pilots whenever the plane takes off:
    “AAAHH this long car is taking flight!”

    • @heycbob
      @heycbob 4 года назад +37

      Long car is officially the new name for planes.

    • @notabots4602
      @notabots4602 4 года назад +2

      I was the 1k like

    • @helpfulapple3125
      @helpfulapple3125 4 года назад +19

      Lol what does ‘plane’ mean? Is it something in a foreign language? Does it mean long car?

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples 4 года назад +4

      So flying limousines are a thing?

    • @Sgt_Recka
      @Sgt_Recka 4 года назад +5

      LjCaples yeah, private planes

  • @abbthebabb
    @abbthebabb 3 года назад +4578

    ”theres was nothing that he or his giant calves could yabbadabbado.”

    • @bird6082
      @bird6082 3 года назад +52

      wait so he can't live without his "giant calves" their words not mine

    • @devynmartinez6426
      @devynmartinez6426 3 года назад +27

      Dude watch The Richest put out “best underrated jokes of 2020” next 😂

    • @annafune8867
      @annafune8867 3 года назад +2

      @@devynmartinez6426 y

    • @vadapartyannapurna
      @vadapartyannapurna 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @bird6082
      @bird6082 3 года назад +3

      When the heck did I reply to this

  • @aliway4136
    @aliway4136 3 года назад +180

    I love that you got the guy from multiple of the top 10 channels to do the voice over!! I have always assumed he doesn't actually care much about the content of the channels because it's just a job for him, and good for him. I'm not dogging the guy at all. Wish I had a voice that could pay my Bill's. Lol😔

  • @william2player150
    @william2player150 3 года назад +60

    these videos have the same energy of a presentation of a burnt out high school student who started their assignment 10 minutes before it was due

  • @synthi
    @synthi 4 года назад +8476

    Plot twist: The narrator behind TheRichest is actually being held hostage by his inept intern, Billy.

  • @OustFox
    @OustFox 4 года назад +5931

    Bro the Richest videos are like when I'm tryna add extra pages to my essay.

    • @sillygooseenergy
      @sillygooseenergy 4 года назад +213

      Gotta meet that word count lol

    • @elloello4236
      @elloello4236 4 года назад +55

      Why have I never thought about that normally I just give up ha

    • @RealQueenBowsette
      @RealQueenBowsette 4 года назад +42

      I find it really funny how some of these channels use national geographic voices

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +2

      hahhahaahahahahahahha

    • @nonstickpansexual
      @nonstickpansexual 4 года назад +27

      The car is fast. Hmmm. No. Vroom Vroom shifting from luxury to all out eye catcher with a super speedy vroom fast berrinellainettlea

  • @parkersavage6224
    @parkersavage6224 3 года назад +116

    The richest is not a good channel, but I like the voice actor “hunter”
    He also did the raid shadow legends voice apparently.

  • @clownfromclowntown
    @clownfromclowntown 3 года назад +60

    It’s like they’re trying to hard so be relatable but never leave their house and only look at meme pages from 2017 to understand how people function

  • @samlovely9930
    @samlovely9930 4 года назад +3302

    "The most boring channel, Jarvis Jhonson-"
    Well that's a lie

  • @aliendaydreamer7931
    @aliendaydreamer7931 3 года назад +2714

    The Richest literally reads like interdimensional cable

    • @ronanhancock4915
      @ronanhancock4915 3 года назад +67

      I was about to say "how would I know what interdimensional cable is like"... But you're an alien apparently, so nvm

    • @PosthumanHeresy
      @PosthumanHeresy 3 года назад +60

      This is interdimensional cable from our universe. It's very uncomfortable to watch.

    • @ramenyoun501
      @ramenyoun501 3 года назад +17

      @@ronanhancock4915 duh ask Rick

    • @sonneann
      @sonneann 3 года назад +17

      That actually brings me comfort. It makes much more sense.

    • @balancemaster55
      @balancemaster55 3 года назад +8

      @@ronanhancock4915 you could also ask morty.

  • @nixasteria
    @nixasteria 3 года назад +83

    “Ahhh this long car is taking flight” was surprisingly the thing that made me laugh the hardest

  • @shiningsylvie
    @shiningsylvie Год назад +15

    when the matrix parody part came up my brain was like “ah yes, morbius!” and it took me way way too long to realize that wasn’t morpheus’ name

  • @confusedparticles
    @confusedparticles 4 года назад +4118

    Ultimate plot twist: Jarvis is the voice behind The Richest

  • @williamjs.
    @williamjs. 4 года назад +4925

    I love how Jarvis has a keyboard and the Essential Elements Book for Piano on the stand showing Jarvis has no idea how to play

    • @takinga6monthhiatus819
      @takinga6monthhiatus819 4 года назад +53

      i mean, i don't blame him

    • @rosieweaselby
      @rosieweaselby 4 года назад +24

      Can relate

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 года назад +3

      ???

    • @LostApotheosis
      @LostApotheosis 4 года назад +208

      @@TheTheninjagummybear Essential elements books are basically the first thing you get for an instrument. They basically teach you what scales are and how to position your hands on the instrument. They give you a couple practices to help you learn the positions of notes and by the end you leave knowing hot cross buns and Mary had a little lamb. It just means he just got started, its just funny to musicians because usually you have sheet music up of a piece you're trying to learn, not the absolute basics.

    • @nrose1271
      @nrose1271 4 года назад +37

      TheCurvyGamer thank you so much for explaining the entire joke. You’re really a saviour to humanity. I couldn’t live without you. Thank you.

  • @carrotking2630
    @carrotking2630 3 года назад +16

    Pilot: "OMG there is a wierd gray mist around us!"
    Also pilot literally 10 min earlier: "there seems to be a storm starting to form"

  • @pleasesetmeonfire1166
    @pleasesetmeonfire1166 2 года назад +8

    I don’t ever think about it anymore but I was genuinely so scared of the Bermuda Triangle as a child. I really thought that shit was a PROBLEM.

  • @lemonteahoney3282
    @lemonteahoney3282 4 года назад +2085

    This is the only fact account I'd like to watch

  • @maggiezanlungo381
    @maggiezanlungo381 4 года назад +2117

    Summary of Javis' channel:
    "did a L I T T L E googling"

    • @overflowingtea7660
      @overflowingtea7660 4 года назад +18

      Javis Johnson my fav channel 😂😂(not trying to be rude lol)

    • @traccoon2081
      @traccoon2081 4 года назад +16

      @@overflowingtea7660 how can it be rude?

    • @catattack9575
      @catattack9575 4 года назад +12

      Javis Johnson

    • @madladmagyar4823
      @madladmagyar4823 4 года назад +13

      •Traccoon• he was making fun of the typo

    • @thisaintitchief5222
      @thisaintitchief5222 4 года назад +19

      @@overflowingtea7660 wow bro that was just rude, I'm literally crying right now.

  • @swineherd_
    @swineherd_ 3 года назад +18

    9:06 "Please don't shoot, I have a watch."

  • @raishea2460
    @raishea2460 3 года назад +30

    Jarvis: is talking about pilot “confirming” time travel
    Ad: I’ve wanted to be a pilot ever since...

  • @Michael-xw3dm
    @Michael-xw3dm 3 года назад +5853

    Goofy voice: “Is that arsenic”. Still has me laughing.

    • @NewageEggnog
      @NewageEggnog 3 года назад +19

      I neeeê tiimmn stomp for thhiiiss p)€sssss

    • @0cttupos
      @0cttupos 3 года назад +34

      Time stamp?

    • @youresogolden_
      @youresogolden_ 3 года назад +74

      @@0cttupos 15:57 🤗

    • @0cttupos
      @0cttupos 3 года назад +24

      @@youresogolden_ thank you!

    • @Dataenjoyer19
      @Dataenjoyer19 2 года назад +16

      @@0cttupos i like your username

  • @thegpshowtheshow
    @thegpshowtheshow 3 года назад +45

    When my brothers and I were younger we thought that these kinds of channels were made by aliens who were pretending to be humans and failed (honestly I still think that holds up)

  • @SimF1e
    @SimF1e 3 года назад +30

    Screen rant atleast has pitch meetings. Ryan george really nails them

    • @richgray1342
      @richgray1342 2 года назад +4

      Also Ryan’s job is super easy barely and inconvenience

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 2 года назад

      Yeah, the guy is great all around with whatever channel his on.
      If he's in, then I'm in.

    • @SimF1e
      @SimF1e 2 года назад

      @@mindshuffler3332 you son of a gun... im in

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 3 года назад +1335

    up to your nose in cars isn't even that much
    that's like 1 car

    • @charles67198
      @charles67198 3 года назад +31

      Under rated comment 🤣
      2 max!

    • @hughhomshaw495
      @hughhomshaw495 3 года назад +84

      How many epic hot wheels would that be

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 3 года назад +45

      @@hughhomshaw495 that's about 26-27 hot wheels

    • @hughhomshaw495
      @hughhomshaw495 3 года назад +13

      @@loki7701 ok now I understand. Thank you

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 года назад +9

      I love this thread.

  • @Coolfella30099
    @Coolfella30099 3 года назад +10520

    I feel like everyone has had a phase with a channel like The Richest.

    • @isla6799
      @isla6799 3 года назад +681

      Ikr I had one in 2016 I felt like I learned more than my teachers but now they make stupid content like 10 ways this celebrity is spending his/her money

    • @enzo3217
      @enzo3217 3 года назад +33

      mhm

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 3 года назад +46

      The Gamer for me

    • @cookiecat9448
      @cookiecat9448 3 года назад +360

      i used to watch the richest religiously when i was 11 or 12. i regret that i didn't watch something better.

    • @arrinonthelow8870
      @arrinonthelow8870 3 года назад +126

      @@cookiecat9448 i used to watch them when i was 7 or 8

  • @dr.alexei7368
    @dr.alexei7368 3 года назад +34

    “That guy who was famous for being right all the time! And always knowing *finger guns* where he was”

  • @annelipietersen2287
    @annelipietersen2287 3 года назад +24

    4:33 this made me giggle uncontrollably. I rewatched it a few hundred times.

  • @emmanandoca8591
    @emmanandoca8591 4 года назад +832

    I used to watch TheRichest all the time, until one day I actually repeated one of the “facts” out loud. I had to pause and rethink my life, because I just realized how ridiculous I sounded.

    • @ronnie2784
      @ronnie2784 2 года назад +13

      Laughing

    •  Год назад +25

      Brooooooo, you went around and spread those as facts? 😂😂😂😂

    • @mirrortarget5729
      @mirrortarget5729 Год назад +31

      I'm happy that you were able to do that, it takes self-awareness to realize when something's off. Some people would just double down...

  • @EternalArctic
    @EternalArctic 4 года назад +2062

    Did you hire that guy just to say those things and make the meme?
    Best spending ever

    • @SpaceF
      @SpaceF 4 года назад +208

      He did a voice for the I was born with a rare disease animated story video. It's on Jarvis's channel.

    • @PharaohSeeks
      @PharaohSeeks 4 года назад +32

      @@SpaceF that guy also made a video for facts verse

    • @ExplosivePizza
      @ExplosivePizza 4 года назад +18

      I found his youtube channel, Marlar House.

    • @EternalArctic
      @EternalArctic 4 года назад

      @@ExplosivePizza Thanks lol.

    • @EternalArctic
      @EternalArctic 4 года назад

      @@ExplosivePizza But how?

  • @kilibubblecata6266
    @kilibubblecata6266 3 года назад +56

    I swear, on my very first post-Covid plane ride, whenever that may be, I am going to shout "Oh! This long car is taking flight!" as loudly as possible during liftoff, then laugh to myself while everyone stares at me like I'm an alien. From Antarctica.👽🇦🇶

  • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
    @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 года назад +1009

    I want to meet the person who came up with the name high school musical the musical the series

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 4 года назад +40

      Hello yes here i am it was me

    • @rob-tt3hb
      @rob-tt3hb 4 года назад +19

      @@gagne6928 why

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 года назад +88

      Or even better, High School Musical The Musical The Series The Special

    • @honeywilson8654
      @honeywilson8654 4 года назад +31

      the same dudes that made the show "Nirvana the band the show"

    • @gingersnap6004
      @gingersnap6004 4 года назад +9

      By Panic! At the Disco

  • @kec8599
    @kec8599 4 года назад +1467

    “Ah! This łöñg ćär is taking flight!”
    I lost it at this

  • @emilyau8023
    @emilyau8023 3 года назад +4

    What sucks is that people will not check their sources, so they will probably believe whatever the channel says.

  • @maryged6624
    @maryged6624 3 года назад +12

    24:57 i live for this outro music

  • @SamRedstone
    @SamRedstone 4 года назад +840

    “There’s nothing he and his calves could yabba-dabba-doo”

    • @MindLessWiz
      @MindLessWiz 4 года назад +4

      Actually lol'd at that

    • @nathalietayag9219
      @nathalietayag9219 4 года назад +9

      @@MindLessWiz please don't *ever* say lol'd again please

    • @MindLessWiz
      @MindLessWiz 4 года назад +1

      ​@@nathalietayag9219 ugh mom get out of my room!

    • @nathalietayag9219
      @nathalietayag9219 4 года назад +1

      @@MindLessWiz don't you *eVer* ughhh mooOooOoOm me young crotch goblin!!

    • @datbat1175
      @datbat1175 4 года назад

      @@nathalietayag9219 I LMAO'd😂

  • @oliviakiss02
    @oliviakiss02 4 года назад +2661

    God I want him and Danny Gonzalez to collab

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 4 года назад +173

      Danny made a cameo in Jarvis’s bachelorette video! :D

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 года назад +12

      Yeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!

    • @oliviakiss02
      @oliviakiss02 4 года назад +80

      Blair the cat i knoww but i want a real video with both of them in the same room haha

    • @mr.hurwieler5228
      @mr.hurwieler5228 4 года назад +12

      He did a tiny cameo in the bachelorette video

    • @natalieotoole5601
      @natalieotoole5601 4 года назад +3

      livayette sameeeeeeee

  • @cowboylikelea
    @cowboylikelea Год назад +3

    When he said pasta and lobster I thought he was gonna start singing area codes, and then I remembered this was posted three years ago, and I no longer have to strangle him

  • @M1CR0P0P
    @M1CR0P0P 3 года назад +11

    17:57
    number 1
    fandoms

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop 4 года назад +1060

    "Unfortunately, there was nothing he or his giant calves could yabba-dabba-do."
    Jarvis Johnson 2020

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 4 года назад +1524

    "I have to Febreeze the Matrix" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear.

    • @mimisaur5000
      @mimisaur5000 4 года назад +14

      brand new sentence

    • @Dougiewoof
      @Dougiewoof 4 года назад +1

      Time stamp plz

    • @GraveRobbertt
      @GraveRobbertt 4 года назад

      @@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 this isn't reddit.

    • @klaus3964
      @klaus3964 3 года назад +1

      Doot doot

    • @IceyX54
      @IceyX54 3 года назад

      I spat out my drink

  • @m3llo8an4t0s
    @m3llo8an4t0s 3 месяца назад +1

    that yabba-dabba-do joke gets me every time. the buildup. the anticipation. the callbacks. jarvis cracking up at his own punchline. it's perfect

  • @analyticsystem4094
    @analyticsystem4094 9 месяцев назад +3

    Every Gen-Z has had a Watchmojo phase at some point in their lives. My watchmojo phase ended 10 years ago

  • @dfbrethy2368
    @dfbrethy2368 4 года назад +1740

    Conspiracy theory: Jarvis’ shirt is him trying to tell us he is Eddy Burback
    P.S. thx for all the likes
    P.P.S aw man now I’m that guy...

    • @shash._.
      @shash._. 4 года назад +7

      My boy amajiki

    • @justsomeguy5390
      @justsomeguy5390 4 года назад +1

      Or h3h3 with that broccoli cut

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 4 года назад +14

      does anyone know where i can get that shirt? i really like it

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 года назад +38

      It's just boys supporting boys

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 года назад +19

      Danny and drew are the same person so why can’t eddy and Jarvis be?

  • @helpimstuckinabluecircle5998
    @helpimstuckinabluecircle5998 4 года назад +1663

    My therapist: Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access isn't real
    Bigfoot: *replies on this video*

    • @porky379
      @porky379 4 года назад +12

      I will eat u...................ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 4 года назад +23

      JMV films I think they were referring to the Bigfoot RUclips channel

    • @porky379
      @porky379 4 года назад +50

      @@clownfromclowntown ok that makes more sense and I'm not really a cannibal but I'm open to new experiences

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 года назад +10

      I waited for 90 days and changed my name
      Holy crap it’s comment is right below this comment

    • @asiandramabox542
      @asiandramabox542 4 года назад +4

      @@FairyLightMoons that comment is just right below yours 😂😂 and I got in seconds what you were talking about because of it. 😂

  • @nura2106
    @nura2106 3 года назад +10

    I found this channel only yesterday and I'm just binge-watching it ever since! You are hilarious :) Thank you so much for the positivity that you bring in these gloomy November days!

  • @zachariebernard5709
    @zachariebernard5709 3 года назад +7

    21:21 or they just had a heavy tail wind my dude

  • @gergoborbely6778
    @gergoborbely6778 4 года назад +625

    The REAL reason why the Titanic sank:
    It stopped floating

  • @makiedoodle
    @makiedoodle 4 года назад +1204

    i watched the richest & all kind of “fact” channels when i was like 12.... ah the good ol’ days, back when i liked buzzfeed :)

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +43

      Thats An Insult To Everyone 12 And Below. We Don't Believe Everything We See On The Internet Unless Jarvis Says Its True. XD
      Edit: my comment was soo dum I'm sorry. Also sorry about me capitalizing every word in it was a habit I'm really sorry I know your not suppose to, I'm sorry, And I did watch the richest when I was like 8 soo again I really don't know why I commented that. I'm sorry also am I saying sorry to much? I'm sorry if I'm saying sorry to much, also I'm sorry about my grammar. Also I think I misread the comment I'm replying to and thought it was somehow offensive, which still doesn't rlly explain why I commented this really dum comment I'm sorry.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 4 года назад +6

      Yep :(

    • @Future4Real
      @Future4Real 4 года назад +28

      God damn it makenna! You got the 12 year olds getting their Fortnite Nerf guns shooting at our doors and asking for my Visa Card "I need V-Bucks, I'll do the dishes!"

    • @anthonyernst999
      @anthonyernst999 4 года назад +3

      How old are you now

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 года назад +10

      I was like 8, and there was 2 in particular, screenrant, which I still watch but just for pitch meetings, and the gamer

  • @verticalbathtub
    @verticalbathtub 9 месяцев назад +2

    15:03 "But unfortunately, there was nothing that he or his giant calves could yabadabadoo." that made me laugh a bit to hard

  • @simply.london_8670
    @simply.london_8670 3 года назад +10

    Why am I studying the Bermuda Triangle and Bigfoot in class right now-

  • @thetoad.1251
    @thetoad.1251 4 года назад +350

    Their source: anonymous Facebook account.

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 4 года назад +6

      David C. David Copperfield? Are you a squirrel?

  • @AshMillr
    @AshMillr 4 года назад +625

    I used to actually fall for their "facts" when I was like, 9

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @jolaslepko2995
      @jolaslepko2995 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @AutisticGaming2004
      @AutisticGaming2004 4 года назад +25

      Yo same man ! Lol but I think I stopped watching them when I was like 10 or 11 and I realized how crap they were lol

    • @dreamingahopefuldream4439
      @dreamingahopefuldream4439 4 года назад

      Same.

    • @amia560
      @amia560 4 года назад +4

      my brothers and i always used to watch them. jokes on them, my brothers are both scarily smart now

  • @scooterterrian7065
    @scooterterrian7065 3 года назад +4

    TheRichest logic: Teen: Hey mom I'm home.
    Mom: You got here an hour early. Where is the time warp you took?

  • @ferzand8163
    @ferzand8163 3 года назад +7

    3:19 are all my school essays in one scene

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions 4 года назад +1214

    Only OGs will remember when the title was “Scientists Discover Most Boring RUclips Channel”

    • @CandS_Studios
      @CandS_Studios 4 года назад +19

      I think I have the worst conspiracys on youtube so that should still be the title

    • @emenikeanigbogu9368
      @emenikeanigbogu9368 4 года назад +22

      Only OGs will know about his programming career

    • @briaiguess8834
      @briaiguess8834 4 года назад +3

      We Commented The Same / Almost Same Thing! Cool! :)

    • @RockinRobyn
      @RockinRobyn 4 года назад +6

      Emenike Anigbogu only OGs know about his beans roasted in march

    • @videoboss5006
      @videoboss5006 4 года назад +1

      Your comment is at exactly 700 likes keep it like that

  • @QueerCripple
    @QueerCripple 3 года назад +980

    kinda love them
    "10 Rules that Billie Eilish has to follow.... but doesn't!"
    and then like.... they just talk about her and how she treats fans well?
    just so disconnected

    • @garfieldbrooks
      @garfieldbrooks 3 года назад +22

      @Jerry ur welcome sir

    • @Artn00b
      @Artn00b 3 года назад +5

      I made this comment 300 likes

    • @QueerCripple
      @QueerCripple 3 года назад +11

      I love coming back to see people having number related OCD on my comment 🤣 I'm not the only one whose brain itches from seeing certain numbers, huh? 🙃

    • @Or_Am_I_Alpharius
      @Or_Am_I_Alpharius 2 года назад +2

      I did the thing

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад +5

    21:38 Aperture Science as an airport, probably

  • @sheritakirtley6217
    @sheritakirtley6217 2 года назад +2

    Hearing Jarvis say he has no relation to The Rock not only alerted me that they in fact have the same last name but they literally look like distant cousins. Maybe it's a placebo effect, maybe I just cracked the case.

  • @damslami8903
    @damslami8903 3 года назад +951

    These videos are narrated by unused jackbox party pack voice lines

    • @yotsuyuyagiyama2443
      @yotsuyuyagiyama2443 3 года назад +13

      BWBHAHAHAHHAHAHSHSHSHUD IM GONNA PEE MYSELF

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 года назад +54

      Someone make a Quiplash pack with some of these as questions

    • @burningbasiloc
      @burningbasiloc 3 года назад +1

      HAHHAAH OH MY GOD

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 3 года назад +4

      Thanks, now I won't be able to unhear it

    • @cainfreak
      @cainfreak 3 года назад +3

      IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE THAT LMAO

  • @microlizard
    @microlizard 4 года назад +1545

    jarvis: im just a-
    ad: A LUNCHBOX!!!THAT....FOLDS..INTO....AN EATING....MAT

    • @sludgy5134
      @sludgy5134 3 года назад +85

      What are your ads?!?

    • @pangobara8182
      @pangobara8182 3 года назад +135

      @@sludgy5134 They're living a better life than us mere humans

    • @CavinLee
      @CavinLee 3 года назад +4

      It really do be like that fr

    • @Derpytaco-iy8ok
      @Derpytaco-iy8ok 3 года назад +30

      *laughs in youtube premium*

    • @vickiiz
      @vickiiz 3 года назад +20

      *Cries in poor*

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love how the shot they use to illustrate Ramsey with money is him holding a fake Masterchef dollar 🤣🤣

  • @ivesphillips
    @ivesphillips Год назад +3

    I hate that they blamed Billy. Billy isn't getting paid, he's working this internship and working a full-time and part-time job while putting himself through school and studying through the night to keep his 4.0 GPA so he wouldn't lose his scholarship!! Sorrrry that he made one little mistake!

  • @stephaniejoobern1001
    @stephaniejoobern1001 4 года назад +700

    "The Richest is owned by a Canadian company"
    I don't know whether to be proud or apologize

  • @schuys
    @schuys 4 года назад +567

    "C'mon NBA, let the players kick the ball! Don't be such a cop!"
    *I'M DYING*

    • @Dra3oon
      @Dra3oon 4 года назад +12

      Schuy Reign Kickball penalty, 15 yards against home team, and a penalty shot. Goalie, please step aside. FORE!

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 4 года назад +6

      "KICK THE BLOODY BAULL!"

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder 4 года назад +1

      That sport isn’t basketball it’s bowling

    • @Hannah-fc4it
      @Hannah-fc4it 2 года назад

      Let the tall men play forbbiden kickball

  • @mandyland2
    @mandyland2 2 года назад +3

    The Richest exclusively makes content that reads like the 'sketches' I wrote when I decided I wanted to get on SNL, during a month-long sleeping pill/Adderall bender I went on during my junior year of high school.

  • @scalylayde8751
    @scalylayde8751 3 года назад +1

    I can debunk the bermuda triangle with one fact: Insurance companies don't charge more for ships or airplanes traveling through it.
    You know if there was the tiniest, flimsiest evidence of danger that they would use the excuse to jack up their prices.

  • @kaybee1130
    @kaybee1130 3 года назад +747

    TheRichest scared me when I was in fifth grade when I watched one of their “scary” videos for the first time and I rewatched the video that scarred me... and how tf was I scared by that shit 💀

    • @kittyfox123
      @kittyfox123 3 года назад +63

      SAME😂😂
      “Top 10 Animals You Didn’t Know Exist” *SCARY THUMBNAIL*

    • @Yourmother19292
      @Yourmother19292 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @hotdesertroks889
      @hotdesertroks889 2 года назад +9

      A lot can change in 2 years

    • @Red-jl1qr
      @Red-jl1qr 2 года назад +8

      @@hotdesertroks889 lmao did you just roast them or

    • @hotdesertroks889
      @hotdesertroks889 2 года назад +9

      @@Red-jl1qr Nothing to be ashamed of. 7th grade's a big one as far as courage is concerned!

  • @santiagoburgos1231
    @santiagoburgos1231 4 года назад +364

    The impressive part is that he got the facts verse voice over guy to be in his video!😂😂

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад +46

      With a gun pointed to his head?

    • @billzenith5033
      @billzenith5033 4 года назад +21

      Preferably

    • @CocoTheMii
      @CocoTheMii 4 года назад +10

      @Lil Streetlamp Here’s his RUclips channel: m.ruclips.net/channel/UC4YrsvKZRo_P0PYesZb8aMQ
      And here’s a video of him on camera, complete with a pinned comment written by him: ruclips.net/video/Di_UH5fVnZ4/видео.html

    • @kidkatanatv
      @kidkatanatv 4 года назад

      @@CocoTheMii Nice

  • @nirhaa8591
    @nirhaa8591 2 года назад +3

    I’ve learnt a few years ago that when there’s a question mark (?) at the end of a RUclips video title the answer is almost always “no”. This shit saved so many hours of my life

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 месяца назад +1

      It's a general rule for any sort of content, so long as the question can be answered with a no it probably will be.

  • @themilkmen4023
    @themilkmen4023 3 года назад +3

    Top 10 things Gordon Ramsey can’t live without
    1. Air
    2. Water
    3. Food
    4. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    5. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    6.I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    7.I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    8. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    9. I don’t know I didn’t do any research
    10. I don’t know I didn’t do any research

  • @kiruwumi
    @kiruwumi 4 года назад +537

    The Richest: Scientist discover that air is real
    Real scientists: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 4 года назад +11

      Lel Memes
      *Cackles in space*
      (Also, ooh Chiaki)

    • @brysonorosa632
      @brysonorosa632 4 года назад +1

      That is something they would post isn't it...

  • @alexwille7656
    @alexwille7656 4 года назад +425

    “I know pilots have a cool job and all, but...I’m pretty sure they don’t have the authority to confirm time travel.” This is the greatest quote of all time...

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 4 года назад +3

      Yes.

    • @nickhutter9330
      @nickhutter9330 4 года назад +4

      No

    • @ikilledtvguy
      @ikilledtvguy 4 года назад +3

      Maybe

    • @_Raven_Dia
      @_Raven_Dia 4 года назад +3

      I dont know.

    • @dummi2673
      @dummi2673 4 года назад +4

      Let me just time travel and somehow save fuel while doing so which makes no sense to me unless it was teleportation which makes no sense to me unless the guy was litterally not checking his instruments at all which makes no sense to me since he's somewhat experienced...

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf Год назад +6

    6:10 to the tune of "let the bodies hit the floor"
    Let the players hit the ball
    Let the players hit the ball
    Let the players hit the BAAALLLL

  • @coffeesimp6492
    @coffeesimp6492 10 месяцев назад +2

    don't a lot of these facts channels do the thing where someone writes the script, someone else gets the clips and thumbnails or whatever, but then a lot of them just get like, Fiver voice actors to narrate it? That's why a lot of them sound like they don't understand the tone of the script

  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 4 года назад +673

    "More fuel than expected"
    Yes, because oddly enough landing early means you don't use as much fuel

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 3 года назад +23

      It's a miracle!

    • @aznxo7
      @aznxo7 3 года назад +4

      Is that how it works with planes? With cars, you use more fuel getting somewhere early. 😅

    • @jameswarden5312
      @jameswarden5312 3 года назад

      i would like this but i dont want to break the 420

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 3 года назад +6

      @@aznxo7 I mean it depends, going 45 is less fuel efficient than going 65

    • @aznxo7
      @aznxo7 3 года назад

      @@AlbertFingernoodle959 for sure but if were talking a calculated eta, wouldnt that mean optimal speeds and conditions? Theyre not exactly limited by traffic in the air. Haha.

  • @cheeseman8370
    @cheeseman8370 4 года назад +860

    Nobody even talking about or boy Jarvis trying to learn piano
    Good job Jarvis we’re proud of you

    • @huskytango3368
      @huskytango3368 4 года назад +9

      Big Quaq bruh it has a Music and Arts book open on it lol

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 4 года назад +2

      That's a good boy..
      Wait, Nevermind.

  • @shadowallen1432
    @shadowallen1432 2 года назад +2

    "ahh! this long car is taking flight" got me on the floor dying laughing

  • @dr.alexei7368
    @dr.alexei7368 3 года назад +5

    “Is ThAt ArSeNiC?” Has me rolling help

  • @jokeristhebestmarvelsuperh4188
    @jokeristhebestmarvelsuperh4188 4 года назад +417

    Jarvis Johnson killed half the universe in infinity war and blamed thanos