WooHoo: It’s Troom Troom, but worse
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2020
- Troom Troom has a secret second channel and it is somehow worse.
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“Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?”
“No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”
One narrator is tight.
Oh really?
Wow wow wow. Wow.
Screen rant FTW 😁
Yeah I’m gonna need you to get allllll the way off their back about that
“What do WooHoo even mean??”
Sims Players: *DON’T*
I- LMAO
I had to search this up
Thanks for ruining my childhood
I thought more people would know what that means
M H M
@@dylic2251 yea
Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix
Maybe even a little wacky
Hey it's that Danny 👀
Ah! A reference to Kurtis's second channel. What's up, fellow little stinker?
@@savi_kay W E A R E N O T T H E S A M E P E R S O N
oh god 😂
We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front
oh wow, now I wanna visit that place it sounds dope!! A swing made of a bathtub?? That's crazy
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Sounds like a dope place tho
From what I know, the roof caved in and it has been permanently closed.
@@Eli-mn5cq Oh my god how did I not know about this happening 2 years ago? I swore I was there not long before lockdown but it must have been longer than I thought!
I prefer Lebowskis.
"I don't know what woohoo is."
Someone doesn't play The Sims.
Smh everybodies saying this and I don't get it-
Please explain
@@paprikaa117 Somebody doesn...
Just kidding. In The Sims "woohoo" means sex. sims.fandom.com/wiki/WooHoo
@@fedos I didn't expect you to be so blatant
person lol
Gotta say facts when you gotta say facts.
@@themilkman7664 No point in not being blunt. If someone doesn't legitimately doesn't know then not telling the truth outright is doing them a disservice.
I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own
Heres me with an emotional support dog when I could have a microwave...see ya Freddie, a microwave wont cost me a fortune in doggy treats
@@SupportMensMentalHealth @S M What were you two thinking, going about your lives without an emotion support microwave?
Idiot
@@lulusobel8643 ikr what a moron
you mean to put flyers into that will inexplicably turn into chips, snacks and a beverage
AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING
AAAAAAAAAAA
HELPAHAHAH-
Shit stop please no no bad dog ew I haven’t seen it but I can visualize it and I hate it.
@@maniacalclefable1354have you grown up yet
4:58
"Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming"
*Visible confusion*
They done it. I've gone full stoopid. Not stupid. Stoopid is worse.
Maybe they mean something else with the words "coming" (😏)
One was the guy talking the other was the woman responding I’m pretty sure. But honestly who knows 🤷🏻♀️😂
Wait...
I think the 3 times was fhe guy and first time was the girl?
It switches who the camera is facing between those lines so thats my best guess
I thought the girl said she came here 3 times-
Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!
Does that make him The People's RUclipsr?
Why's this have me sleep
Jarvis “The Jock” Johnson
@@zeusrulez cursed
I just got the joke after like 5 seconds
Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being
i know!!
WE WISH
Who cares
I thought I was the only one who thought that
So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever
Jarvis addressed it directly, so why would we in the comments?
@@HeyItsQuayshawn 4:40 nah, he didnt lmao, he was talking about the voices and completely ignored that part, but it was just too funny 🤣
@@MLPRainySky02312 the first part was the girl and the second part was supposed to be the guy. You can't tell by the audio at all but I think the camera change was supposed to show the change in speaker
@@MLPRainySky02312 he did though? He said since they don’t switch voices it can be hard to follow. That covered the weird sentences
I mean...it can make sense if you look at it another way lmao
If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever
“Crushing” is a type of fetish video on RUclips where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.
um thats interesting
is this different from ball busting?
cod pockets it is. ballbusting is squeezing and torturing a guys balls. crushing can be stepping on anything in heels
omg i didnt know it was a fetish video lmao wtff 😭
@@zombiesRcool90 KITTENS??
I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels
Yes. Unfortunately his voice is still irritating lmao
WaOw
I thought that was sexist when I read it but then I heard it
Yeah 😂 Usually a female narrator is voicing the guys too
Yea
I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien
ah. makes sense
I'm still trying to figure out why they add so many more steps as less would give you more time to make more videos. I know you wanna hit the 10 min mark but make it make sense. Like why did we need the club part? Who was that for? What is going on in Russia?!!
Can’t you tell that just from looking at the videos?
Ann reardon from How to Cook That exposed 5 minute crafts
@@gardenthefermentingsound6218 Ann Reardon is an international treasure
The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER
@@Limitleast you have a point, but it’s not like anything is really worth trying to sneak in anymore because at least at one of the movie theaters near where I live the search some bags because people were smoking and stuff in the theater
Yeah, for the price of your left arm LOL
yeah but theyre pretty pricey. i usually just buy a bunch of dollar store candy and put them in my pockets before going a theater
And probably cheaper than that wad of cash he gave the "smuggling expert". They didn't even get any snack worthy candy in exchange, looked like tic tac containers.
Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall
Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*
this sigh cant affect me cause I cant read
It's because they are trying to catch the FakeJake
He just wants to sell you great insurance
Where did you get jake? His names Ryan, but anyways.... yeah, I would also be confused if there was a anti me sign for some reason🤣
Jake: *”That sign can’t stop me, cause I can’t read!”*
Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive
What do you mean? Troom Troom is amazing!
@@cornybram845 Is that Sarcasm? I mean, I hope so.
They need some sort of medal or something
Yeah especially since jarvis said troom troom is the worst channel on youtube
@@Kaledrone I think they meant amazingly bad
Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now
14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*
I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real
Well that's the kind of premium service you get with Jarvis Johnson Gold
@@blvvlb6830 haha fort time kinda sounds like fortnite LOL! Two thumbs way up
@@lobdooks are you okay
@@kdjets (GOLD!)
@@lobdooks Yes.$.$.$.
When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs
No, he's just trying to give you a flyer with the answer to your question
“Wanna buy some drugs kids”
Just say no to the « premium content » kids
This channel is addicting
Maybe he is
The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami
jesus you’re right
Oh my god?
that’s how i’m gonna describe myself from now on 😭 /hj
LMFAO I can hear that though! Now that you mention it
@@bigchungusstarscream7319 I LOVE YOUR NAME AND ICON
“the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!”
well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-
If you have anxiety... Then just stop being anxious
Easy peasy
honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick
that dab was perfectly executed and held for an impressive amount of time- 10/10 performance 👏👏👏
Yeah the class bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick is awesome!You’ve gotta be embarrassed to not be a GOLD subscriber!
Right? They are missing out on this premium content
They're missing out on truly premium content
This sounds like a speedrun trick
Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?
“Puerto Mexico” is probably a Countryhumans ship
@@Lu4455 You just reminded me of shit I didn't even know I had buried
@@Lu4455 why did you remind me of those things?
@@Lu4455 It's thankfully really not, as an ambassador from the community I can say that generally Spain is seen as the collective parent of them and we really don't accept incest xd. Puerto Rico is very underrepresented in the community too tbh
@@snakewithapen5489 Making a colonizing country the parent of the countries that it colonized isn’t the *best* move...
When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.
why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared
Lmao
Sour Cream's life took a bit of a dive after Steven Universe Future flopped, I see
**Insert sims joke here**
i woohooed with bella goth and Judith Ward this morning. PLUS, i can watch some ✨p r e m i u m✨ content that Jarvis has provided😌
I will woohoo later
@@ew8550 Who is Judith Ward
@@kaavyakumar1683 like madonna or marilyn monroe (i forgot which one) but in sims
Lol I was looking for this comment 😂
I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits
It would surprise you what lengths people would go to get a check.
this reminded me of the tiktok audio where someone says “tururruru, yes i did that, and you’d do it too for a check, i was an employee, and i was going to get employee of the month”💀
They are not people
I don't think they speak English and/or probably don't care enough to watch the videos
@@TotallyNotSkylerVT oh they watch the videos. hahahah. but, the bag 💰
0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.
The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.
Fr i thought of wickedwhims
Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.
Jokes on you, I already own a jean jacket
do it.
Ikr I’m trying so very hard to resist the temptation
Bridget Nagle same !!!!!
I can’t I’m not stylish enough to pull it off.
“Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on RUclips”
“WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE”
WHICH IS IT JARVIS??
ARE YOU SWINDLING US??
AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??
Why did you do it?
Ikr Jarvis needs to MAKE UP HIS DANM MIND!!! AGHHH
He's confused
pain you know what? We all are. Maybe I shouldn’t be so demanding of him.
Right he need to make up his mind 🙄
13:35 12-6 elbows are banned by the mma. this lady really pulled a whole man disposal move on this random dude
There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*
Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.."
Simmers: 😏💜
Simmers showing anything other than anger after the star wars expansion is a sight to behold
@@neyo231 😂 I've found it to be pretty fun so far personally 💚
Blur fans: 😈😈
@@neyo231 You can't be angry after the Star Wars expansion if you're still playing The Sims 2 ;)
🥜
“You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?
we love to see it
The whole story was about him trying to get a girl's phone number...
@@tokyoyoongi5538 if you watch the video you can clearly see he leaves before he gets her number, obviously gay.
Or the narrator 😳
@@queer-ios3155 What if the narrator is gay for Jake?? 😳😳😳
WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...
8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.
Holy shit i didn't even notice that!
They’re boyfriends playing pretend while waiting in line
Jarvis: What is WOOHOO?
Sims players: 👁👄👁
MOOD
making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD
*insert Goldmember voice over here*
Premium magic!
4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this
It’s different people speaking I guess, just heard to realise that
I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag
This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI
Al Gore?
AI Dungeon (2020)
It sounds like the story was written by AI and somehow acted by AI
My illiterate a$$ read it like al no ai
@@ragdoll747 why did I think u meant the song verbatim
Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.
Ty
Tysm I didn’t know this
Y'all have to sneak food into theatres?
Oh wow I didn't know that. Thanks! :)
@@kandy_kvlt3799 Girlie I'm not about to pay $6.00 for a bag of chips at the movies that I can get for $1.00 at Family Dollar lmaoo. It's just overpriced when you buy it at the movies that's why people bring their own stuff. It just makes more sense (Not the troom troom way tho)
5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭
7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"
oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness
Okay this is so underrated
have you gotten gold enough yet? it’s been a while, i believe in you :^)
Don’t give up! We believe in you! It’s worth it
you'll be gold enough, soon
Have you got gold yet?
I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."
I also shit my pants
@@imapastaboy7311 at this or just generally?
@@mahsofabishweenie1866 He probably did both.
@@mahsofabishweenie1866 yes
I shit my pants in spirit
something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing
That makes more sense than anything actually in the video.
6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club
whats a slave country
When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.
my headcanon is that he's bi
Could be gayer!
Yeees
I was disappointed
@@gay5906 ayyyy did i hear a thomas sanders reference?
@@doyoulikemyhat1404 always! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer
I thought the same thing lol!
Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.
No one:
Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES
Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.
As someone with glasses, this is true
I also have glasses and yeah, 100% true. I forgot that I always seem him in glasses until you mentioned it.
I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money
the BLHCM
I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies.
(I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)
me not realizing gold was a whole different channel
👁👄👁
Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on?
Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that?
So much to unpack
I think they’re the same person
The ticket was for him to get into the movie, not part of the gift
It's definitely the magic trick one, because I said so.
oh no she was just a figment of his imagination as he is longing for his dead girlfriend to come back but she will never return he needs to let go and find someone new to love please Jake the car crash was 2 years ago she's gone you need to let go
He killed her and used soul for love potion.
Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.
Same, a little rat almost melted me with a canon looking thing on my way here, my uncle saved me though.
Kaledrone /\ alabama
I took a detour. Just searched him up after bathing myself in Holy Water after seeing 10 seconds of Troom Troom.
@@Kaledrone That's crazy! Similar thing happened to me, I was on my way here and this super bizarre cat... plant... thing? Anyway, it kept shooting air pockets at me! Thankfully some dude with a real powerful hand ended up saving me.
@@Kaledrone That's cool i got shot on the forehead by some weird cowboy guy and i almost died
honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate
haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂
That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil
I think they're called drop ceilings?
Ohh, you mean the tiles that periodically fall from the ceiling and hit you in head?
@@SheepUndefined I called them styrofoam ceilings.
@@beautyandtheoffbeats I can see that. Those tiles are super light.
@@Doop28Rian yes
Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?
She was
Lol 😂
She was smuggling sushi passed the security guard, now she is the security guard
How the turn tables
4:42
“Last week my friend’s and I came here 3 times! It’s my first time coming.”
Umm, excuse me?! Did they not even watch this after editing?
Late to the party, but as someone who has worked at a movie theatre, this is exactly how we handled these types of situations.
i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content
Who kwite chill dont shoot me
kwite put that gun down i'm scared
Keith is on Jarvis’s payroll
The security guard in this video was the "Japaneese" person in the TroomTroom video.
Oh lord
she wasn't just a weeb in that one? 😬
@@loveitftw i feel like a weeb would know more about japanese things than troom troom tbh lmfao
Lego jotaro lego jotaro
The spelling of Japanese in this comment just makes it so much better
Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.
“Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time”
???
I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible
I'm sorry, i tried my best :(
@@fkhan2006 *bonk* Go to Gulag.
See now you should've snuck some in.
T.G. damn it you're right
@@3vivk 🤣
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15:37 sweet kicks, bug-boy!
0:10 oh i thought he was boutta be like, "actually, i like this tea, sooooo.. yeah. sorry!"
or smth like that..
7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭
That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food
👀👀
One of the guys is in japan so it makes sense
The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.
not me looking through the comments trying to find someone to explain the dialogue at 4:35
The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮
Sam Muga Whoa.
No other perks needed 😎
6:09 he has a jean jacket
@@thunderbot5708 😔
Carter S Did he not before 6:09?
Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s
I think it was Yandere Dev, but I’m not sure
Jasen Drileck it’d be hilarious if it was but probably no
All the movies posters are.. parody posters...? The last one on the wall next to The Greatest Showman is supposed to be The Gentlemen....but it's the WooHoomen...
We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?
don't mind me just..
9:02
Do we have evidence that these videos AREN'T produced in area 51? The scripts sound like an alien making an attempt to communicate "like earthlings" 💀💀
Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.
Leviathan
Walk up to them and, in the most cheery, fake, obnoxious voice you can make, tell them a terrible pickup line. In Troomlish culture, awful pickup lines are considered a sign of INTENSE attraction and voices we perceive as annoying are considered sexy.
Hope this helps!
What is the history of troomlish
RoboRat
Troomlish stems from a combination of languages, almost identical to English. The obnoxious tone in which it is spoken is unique to their culture, and is most likely the cause of the Troomlish people being started by some most irritating ancient humans in the world, who gathered at an unknown point in time to start their own language.
She walked up to him. “Do you like chocolate? Haha, you are sweet!!” He but his lip. “Wow!”
“This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!”
I can't believe you made this video in 45 seconds that's very impressive
I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.
What's the theory?
Fellow Joinen fan
Hahahahha true 😂
Same
Me too my dude
*Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked?
Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom
i love how your spirit just died instantly
Thank you for your service. Your soul will be returned within 5-7 business days.
"Oh, no food, i thought it was a No Ryan sign" I did too 😂😂😂
I understand now in my woozy sleepless delusion I've cracked the troom troom and woohoo code. Each character is an adult with a mildly developed child mind inside of an adult body. That explains why the girl has no object permanence. Why they do unjustifiable bullshit without reason and speak like adults with the baby brain in control.
I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.
Troom Troom Actually owns woo-hoo and some others so that's why it feels like you are watching a troom troom video
@@lizzie12362 But Even If Troom Troom Owns It It Still Won’t Make 5ense B3cause 1f 1t 1s A Parody 1t W1LL Fr3ak.
Why are you writting with numbers
@@legarsquialaflemmedesetrou8786 wh0 m3?
Troom Troom and WooHoo are owned by The Soul Publishing...a content farm for money.
"and you meant even meet the guy of your dreams while your on the dance flour"
Did anyone else thought he was gay into it turned out it was from a girl's prov of meeting him?
Lmao why did I think at 11:53 you were gonna talk about how there's a "no Ryan sign" but Ryan Reynolds is there-
5:55 he probably wasn't ready because he was anticipating being shot down.. I mean to be fair it makes sense
That’s the worst insult you can give to someone “ you are troom troom but *WORSE*
She pulled an r/nicegirls by going don’t talk to me after begging for a response lmao
0u0 paimon pfp!!
PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN
I wonder if anyone tried calling that number 😂 10:07