I Googled Myself And Hated What I Found
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2024
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I tried googling myself and boy oh boy you won’t believe what I found. These articles are just too good not to react to. Have fun watching and be safe please!
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Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S... 
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"pretty young woman simply identified as Laura"
From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.
pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor
batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet
I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee
I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young
Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor
I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.
at least he told us his chest and waist measurements
And the length of his arm
@@MeIsKate Good to know if I ever need to buy Danny a dress, i suppose
@@royalblanket ya never know
He said his birthday
The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video:
- he was not born in Illinois, Georgia
- his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million
- he did not write dentro de mi
- his body measurements
- he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife
His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’
he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura
His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth
So, who does he live with in Atlanta?
@@F0RLORN the nutcracker
“There’s a picture and garbage”
**sad nutcracker noises**
Lol
This needs more likes.
The nutcracker doesn't count as a decoration, he's a living organism
It was pretty rude to say, honestly. Especially considering the nutcracker is A REAL BOY!!!
I liked and unliked because 666 likes I can't ruin that
Arms: 14 inches
Ethnicity: could be anything really
Reagan Laughlin LMAO FOR U
I SAY LMAO FOR UUUUU I SAY LMAOOOOK FOR UUU
@@Hadahuda o.o
@@rhilxn.2037 .o.
I say African American
@@Hadahuda :0
"I don't reveal much about myself"
*Continues to give body measurements*
Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes
I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more
I’ll give you one too
I will as well
Your 6th reply now
I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice
That’s what sarcasm is
imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended
the sharer family: interesting...
lolz
Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!"
Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*
*I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*
I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.
Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite
No? Just, no? Yes
@BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?
Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?"
Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs
Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!
You’re not supposed to say his name!
The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed
Got your nose!
Wait what the heck?
Kennedy Larson
VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!
The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead
14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.
no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches
@@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.
It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently
@@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.
Laura: I thought we were married!
Danny: We are married!
Laura: Then what's this!
Marital Status: Not married
Wife: Laura
😂 lol
The fromatting of this makes it seem as though the marital status spoke to them directly and his wife (not Laura) just saod " L a U r A "
I too, was confused.
😂
Laura: who’s this Laura girl then
this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi
This is so sad carter play the cluckbait
😂
Jessica Janosky ok
I can't take that as a joke anymore. People in real life tell me to play music too much since my name is Alexa
Alexa Boix aww that sucks
THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA
IKR
And everything else!!!!!
That open door kind of creeps me out
Same
omg yes
I wasn't seeing the door till l saw this comment 😂😂😂
Well I hope you are enjoying your unmarried life with your wife Laura
mE tOo
Darren Criss is totally awesome yeah I wonder how they are doing since I’m a time traveler from 10067 I haven’t watched him since 2019 I hope him and Laura aren’t deAd 🤗🙂
@@dolanxluvuguys225 how did you make this 2 months ago, if you havent watched them since 2019 and you're from 10067
Blaine
@@kittycatnala6243 time travel... duh
I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO
That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!
It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
@Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg
@@existentialcrisis9888 it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol
Width
I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.
"Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12
"UHUH"
"Gender: male"
"...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"
300 likes and no replies?
@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 👁w👁
\🍜'\_
Want sum noodles
@@meganlocker9700 uhhh sure
@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 🍜
@@meganlocker9700 thank you
“Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon
Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota
I live in New Jersey, Texas
Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!
bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California
I live in Florida, Conneticut.
Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...
It’s just a dress hanging in a closet with the light off
i think its a shower curtain ;-;
Its a shower curtain
Shower curtain
curtain
Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.
Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.
as a dude, same 😎
i just can't get enough of his nose
Dead ass
I- lmfao
@@whiitewolfyt im sorry to tell you this, but your opinion is wrong
Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.
I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up
Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.
@@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)
I'm wheezing.
6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh
“The RUclipsr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.”
No, men can love him too.
the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨
me as a female: hUh?
you're both right
"I don't reveal my info"
"My birthday is actually June 12th"
*proceeds to give us his body measurements*
Sure you don't reveal your info 😂
Velvet Snail exactly
My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️
@@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...
I'm August 17th so sup
“Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay
Drew
I
He wouldn’t have to pay me to say that
Doug Warren thanks for revealing yourself Doug
I couldn't think of a name he doesnt have to pay drew, drew would say that for free
12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol
"Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him"
Danny looks like Male_citizen_07
You speak the truth
😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?”
No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them
Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious
How tf do you do it then
@@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm
@@ale_03oooooooh...
Thats weird
The more you know I guess
@@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny
Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a RUclipsr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it
Impressive
But Danny is drew
@@rumbbbytomb9782 DONT TELL ANYONE! 😳🤭
This.
@@rumbbbytomb9782 Danny isn’t drew.
the fact they have a kid now 🎉
I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂
me too lol that was smart ad placement
Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.
Same lol
@@kxlissafr
it got me too
Danny: Does not want to flex on us
Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke
It was sponsored
IT WAS SPONSORED
Actually hun he spent 20,000 "GENIUS" 👌
@@ziperichukiltix2970 no at the end of the video he only spent $13k
Ziperichu Kiltix watch the video dude
I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg
Danny "2.3 million reverse harem jutsu"
Second
Yup. + He has a wife but thats okay Greg.
Hi Greg!
IKR I was so confused at first
"Any lady not to love him"
Lesbians: am I a joke to you
i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago
Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?
Yes and no
Basic Pigeon lol
SPANISH PIGEONS
This made me laugh much harder than it should have XD
Basic Pigeon no iT is the Chanel of Danny Gonzales american nog A spanish singer
*GREG*
*G* = Impossible for
*R* = any Lady
*E* = not to
*G* = love him
Gimpossible for
Rany Lady
Enot to
Glove him
?
Dylan Leonine
No, it spells:
G= Impossible for
R= any Lady
E= not to
G= love him
@@DylanLeonine come on
@@noel.friedrich Where are we going?
@@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o
I love how that girl climbed up a ladder to a higher height but apparently can’t deal with 8f in the air
I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share
Marital Status: Unmarried
Wife: Laura
....
who wrote this?!
Zara Dunn me
Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic
Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?
😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂
Zara Dunn My dog.
His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown
Look at his face and his nasel
Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...
@@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off
@@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.
Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet
Danny: "This is a classic RUclips trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video
9:15 oh how the turn tables
this is the comment I was looking for
😂
Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!
damn stop flexing my networth is only between 500 and 4.9 million
Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$
@@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that
My net worth is 0
@@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.
“danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this
This comment sux
Edit: i was a little kid when commented this but the comment still sucks
Plot twist:
this comment doesn't suck
that was a sport to read
My bet is on drew
that just means HE wrote it
laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk
the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42
“Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez
okaay
Okaaay
I wanna like but it’s at 420. I hope u understand
Jyeshtha Karda not anymore
Greg noooooo :(((
Danny: I want to keep some things private.
Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad
ooh yeah
hahhahah u didnt just call him out for that ✋😳
Also about his witch mom
700th like
Hahahahahahaha
12:05 with the music😂😂
"Now where does this go, in my mouth?" -Danny Gonzalez
What Do You Hear?
Danny or Laura
danny
Greg
i hear both
Greg
Can you subscribe to my channel pls
I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”
If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!
@@vanessaguerra9888 they are
Sophia B omg😭
@@vanessaguerra9888
a boy = greg
a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)
You’re here after Danny posted the wife pregnancy announcement❤❤❤
9:21 Now the rumors are actually true 😊
This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.
Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool
Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too
Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself
Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add
fr
If Laura gets pregnant someday..
Is she gregnant?
yes
Definitely
As stated in his office video on his other channel the answer is a very angry “*NO*”
No she is pregananant
Demiglitch i read “very angry NO” right as i hit 2:32 in the video
(Mid-2019)
"It is impossible for any lady not to love him"
Me a lesbian: guess I'm not a woman
2020 update: I'm nonbinary lmaooooo
character development
@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 he really called it ✋😭
@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 PLEASE BYE
NB people with a crush on Danny Gonzalez rise up
Why was this me-
It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.
This is what danny is.
You come
You laugh
You leave
Or
You come
You laugh
You binge for 10 hours straight
my answer would be come, laugh, binge watch for 24 hours because I'm having a sleepover and my friend fell asleep and I got bored
Truly Greg
@@holly___ thanks?
Somehow I did both......?????
@@thegreatlioness you called?
“We don’t know his ethnicity.”
He calls himself a white boy in at least 50 videos.
Meg Wallace that’s not an ethnicity lol wut
@lil pøtatø queen :/ no, it's not. Race and ethnicity are different...
Race is skin color, ethnicity is cultural background, like White vs Irish
ITS A JOKE
the last name, if it's real, only gives us two possibilities. so.
12:11 yes and if people want to gift you shoes
Or clothing
Just how the article refers to Danny as "The hunky internet star"
I think Drew wrote the article
Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed
No I didn’t
DeepCFisherman same
danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm
Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements
indigo I cringed
@@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic
It's so weird hearing Danny talking about having a baby when he will have one this year
now the baby is born!!
5 years later and Danny is having a baby 😭
The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.
wOw rEaLly?
Your profile has me reeling
I thought you were kurtis drew and Danny simultaneously
I didn't read your username and actually thought that Kurtis commented, your username makes it even better
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I didn't look at the username either😅
Ok, so;
Danny looks like he's 17, is actually 24,
And is MARRIED.
My brain canNOT handle this >.
Same 😵
Emily Thibodeau I knew he had a girlfriend but I didn’t know they were married lol
But yeah he’s 24
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
Sis what??? I thought he was 16!!!!! My life is a lie😫😫😫
imagine what he looked like at 17 then lmao
11:32
Danny I shared that uncomfortable laugh with you XD
I'm a girl but, no, the reason I'm a fan, is not, in fact, because you are a "hunk" (LOL) like the website says, but I actually love your channel because your videos genuinely make me laugh so hard.
11:26 “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” Lmao
So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....
Lol
I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height
"He flaunts a set of beautiful blue eyes and brown hair"
*his hair is hazel*
You mean his eyes?
And his eyes are baby blue
Weird Girl and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue
hazel is brown though?
AND HIS EYES ARE BLUE
We not gonna mention how Danny thought the arm measurement was length and not around??????
"a free 30 day *free* trial"
*ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
wait Danny's not 13?
then how old is greg???
kk he's a fetus.
Nah he's 14 dude did you not hear his song
i thought he was 8
he’s just got a young face
wait he’s 24? legit thought he was 17
Death Berry don’t fucking insult people for no reason. Just because they’re confused dip shit.
same skksks
No worries, he has a young face. He looks really young to a lot of people, no need to call names lol
You're a fucking dumbass
I thought he was 15...
This hits different now that they had their first child the other day :3
They did??
Damn, you graduated from Georgia tech in CS! I have watched SO many of your videos and NOW I am impressed!
Also, the "arm" measurement is the diameter, I'm pretty sure!
14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .
@@sadie7593 Yeah it's not too bad.
Blankroomsoup.avi
@@isaac0891 lmao
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS it’s not just the bicep lmao it’s two thirds tricep
@@sadie7593 they mean wrapped around lmao
I feel like this article was written by a fangirl
Bro stop calling me out!
It was wrote by greg, the one in the attic behind the boxes.
or drew
Aka drew
Covid is killing me 😣
At least I can watch this to save me. Laughed more than I have in a while
I’ve been watching soo much of Danny my new favourite RUclipsr
so close to 6m subs go danny
_wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_
Vibha B hey that's not what he says
Smirk just exposed you Vibha
Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now?
*_GASP_*
Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.
Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao
Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*
Best
Wait I heard yanny
Jk
@@stephchefjoey5977 Hahahaha
Just so yall know, its 2021 and their was ANOTHER pond monster video last week.
I’ve been meaning to buy you a new suit Danny thanks for the updated measurements
Shoot I need your new address so I can send it too you bro! Send me your addy!
When he announced he didn’t have a kid, I was surprised I thought he would’ve told us sooner.
He will have one soon if you haven't found out yet :)
_thinks they meant the length of his arms_
I'm so
-I thought that too-
Mackenzie Meyerhofer LEL
Mackenzie Meyerhofer amirite
“It is impossible for any lady not to love him.”
Gay people: *thanos snaps out of existance*
Danny not understanding what it meant by arm size was pretty funny, I feel like he did the bit on purpose
Danny is 24 yeads old...
Danny is... 24 years old...
Danny is....
*wait what*
24 yeets old
24 yeads
I thought he was a zygote
i thought he was 12 damn
"...and a free 30 day free trial"
hmm... yes, the floor here is made of floor.
may
300th like
420 so I'm not gonna disturb it,sorry
ah yes, the air in this room... is *a i r*
@@bonquavious hm... I've noticed that the walls are.... W a l l s
Purple Dragon Animations I’ve noticed that the anti-vax people... are dead to this world.
Imagine they finally break this safe and everything inside is broken from what they did to it