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  • @pixiecardamon9256
    @pixiecardamon9256 2 года назад +10523

    It's funny to think that people saw that one skit of Danny and Drew horribly playing basketball as an intro to a video and went "well I guess you could say he's a bit of an athlete"

    • @luvcherry
      @luvcherry 2 года назад +364

      he's something of a star athlete himself

    • @skizzpulse
      @skizzpulse 2 года назад +160

      Next Lebron James?

    • @connorbeith3232
      @connorbeith3232 2 года назад +131

      @@skizzpulse This mean Danny's gonna star in Space Jam 3?

    • @catastrophiceuphoria2608
      @catastrophiceuphoria2608 2 года назад +42

      Well he did win his school the championship and got a scholarship into college so

    • @raycheesesouffle
      @raycheesesouffle Год назад +51

      to be fair drew gooden is a professional basketball player

  • @alexaramen18
    @alexaramen18 2 года назад +6728

    I'm shocked Danny has a Mexican quarter in him. Sounds painful to have a coin fused with your flesh

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 2 года назад +1355

      That's just silly. Why would you think that means it's fused into his flesh? Clearly he meant that he had just consumed a Mexican quarter, and it has lodged in his small intestine.

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 2 года назад +726

      @@jacksonlarson6099 he stores it in his cheek pockets dummy

    • @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2
      @whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 2 года назад +206

      @@jacksonlarson6099 he has us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @beepbeepcasucha
      @beepbeepcasucha 2 года назад +166

      @@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 not HALF, it's a quarter

    • @oprahsgran5989
      @oprahsgran5989 2 года назад +5

      Bruh bruh

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker Год назад +5832

    Danny: "I'm an open book."
    Also Danny: *doesn't tell us his chest and waist size*

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Год назад +118

      I wouldn’t be comfortable sharing weight or body measurements either despite knowing I’m in the healthy range for everything

    • @kovenagate4117
      @kovenagate4117 Год назад

      Yeah, Danny if you were really an open book you would tell us your chest and waist size

    • @layne4127
      @layne4127 Год назад +70

      he actually did in a different video on his main channel a couple years ago

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +289

      HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THE CINDERELLA GOWN FOR HIM NOW??

    • @-Agni.A
      @-Agni.A Год назад +1

      well i mean if you are like me and is constantly stalking him so you can know how to fucking burn him alive then you already know and have for the last month

  • @bapple._
    @bapple._ Год назад +2830

    I didn't even know Danny owned parents. let alone two of them.

    • @azizaaman4290
      @azizaaman4290 Год назад +35

      this comment is so funny

    • @IM-A-SNAIL
      @IM-A-SNAIL 9 месяцев назад +8

      Same

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 9 месяцев назад +62

      And Mexican ones at that

    • @JosiePosie-yr9op
      @JosiePosie-yr9op 6 месяцев назад +25

      yes, he owns 2 Mexican parents. owns.

    • @bapple._
      @bapple._ 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@JosiePosie-yr9op that’s crazy man I thought we banned that in like 1900 something

  • @miqwerty
    @miqwerty 2 года назад +14655

    I like how Danny just showed a random picture of himself & Laura with no date given and was like "See? She's alive and the picture's real." which makes it sound ten times more suspicious

    • @panampace
      @panampace 2 года назад +588

      The date given was the tyler the creator concert.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 2 года назад +524

      Omg you are so right. It’s exactly what a suspect would do. You know the biggest suspects are always THE HUSBAND. Definitely questionable behavior.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 2 года назад +172

      @@panampace but what happened between that concert which he said was and (this weekend?)…uh it is THE WEEKEND, so the information is a bit off. Or did he say week? I can’t remember and too lazy to look for the reference. But if it’s weekend it’s def sus.

    • @dogapproved3537
      @dogapproved3537 2 года назад +602

      Poor thing he’s in such denial it must’ve been really hard when his wife got lost in Afghanistan

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 года назад +86

      @@dogapproved3537 I understood that reference

  • @gemini5997
    @gemini5997 2 года назад +3049

    fun fact: danny was actually born in a volcano! he is made of ash and if you breathe on him he actually falls apart

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 2 года назад +14

      True

    • @harpend
      @harpend 2 года назад +155

      true! i met him once while i was out with my family and my allergies were pretty bad around then with the seasons changing, i sneezed and his entire arm fell off. he swore me to secrecy with a lawsuit threat but im glad someone else figured it out!

    • @undercover_idiot
      @undercover_idiot 2 года назад +3

      😭

    • @I1-_Ok_-1I
      @I1-_Ok_-1I 2 года назад +38

      Very accurate
      He’s actually one of the reasons why I now have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Breathed too much when I met him on tour
      I sent him a picture of my kitchen with a note of a threatened lawsuit, I said I would sue him for giving me pneumonoultramicrozcopicssosksksmjs up til now he hasn’t replied yet

    • @jujucc8154
      @jujucc8154 2 года назад +8

      @@harpend He slapped you with legal

  • @scarlettwinteralt7785
    @scarlettwinteralt7785 2 года назад +5138

    Fun fact: Years ago I was on a plane when both pilots died from tripping over their untied laces. We were all scared we were going to crash and die and the flight attendant asked if anyone could fly the plane. At that moment, Danny Gonzalez jumped out his seat and said with a confident look on his face, "I was born to fly planes". while everyone stared in amazement, he went into the cockpit and landed the plane. He saved our lives. We all clapped and gave him our money. I couldn't be more grateful. Also he frequently climbs Mt Everest with my brother's friend's aunt's pet fish

    • @racheljarvis9406
      @racheljarvis9406 Год назад +266

      Dunno why this comment is so underrated
      “I was born to fly a plane” cracks me up

    • @hamianagrande
      @hamianagrande Год назад +219

      and then Paul Zimmer ate the plane

    • @scarlettwinteralt7785
      @scarlettwinteralt7785 Год назад +121

      @@hamianagrande and then Jeff Bezos turned into a ham sandwich

    • @OneStrangeHuman
      @OneStrangeHuman Год назад +68

      @i Ch3rry b0mb 🍒💣 ! then danny got reborn as elon musk

    • @theflyingfalcon8712
      @theflyingfalcon8712 Год назад +69

      @@OneStrangeHuman then Paul Zimmer ate Elon Musk

  • @tunafish8281
    @tunafish8281 2 года назад +1172

    “that photo is real. and my wife is alive.” NEEDS to go in a no context video💀

  • @tentinybees
    @tentinybees 2 года назад +13074

    something about creators reading horribly incorrect personal info about themselves is just... peak fcking comedy. can't explain it but I will watch videos like this endlessly

    • @Nathan-Croft
      @Nathan-Croft 2 года назад +32

      2:10 Danny actually said that his mom works at Starbucks in one of his Troom Troom videos, here
      ruclips.net/video/H-syp3840Dc/видео.html

    • @JpPR-ef1yi
      @JpPR-ef1yi 2 года назад +2

      something

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 года назад +12

      @@Nathan-Croft What kind of scam is this? This doesn't make any sense because no one cares

    • @toomanyfandoms_probably2020
      @toomanyfandoms_probably2020 2 года назад +59

      @@royalblanket that link is an actual link to one of his troom troom videos

    • @potatoluna3389
      @potatoluna3389 2 года назад +26

      Niki Nihachu's video about this was absolutely fucking hilarious.

  • @aadyagrover3929
    @aadyagrover3929 2 года назад +7915

    Danny has not been the same since Laura passed away. It's heartbreaking how he continues to think she is alive. I hope he recovers from his trauma soon.

    • @daeguboy8136
      @daeguboy8136 2 года назад +95

      rip 😢

    • @joselynvifquain9406
      @joselynvifquain9406 2 года назад +182

      Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

    • @joselynvifquain9406
      @joselynvifquain9406 2 года назад +90

      @@bonsaii08 no its a reference lol

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 2 года назад +24

      this made me laugh irl

    • @RoobeeBloo
      @RoobeeBloo 2 года назад +119

      rip laura, ill give ya the scoop, her kitchen and home were flawless and whitethemed

  • @fuyusan
    @fuyusan Год назад +628

    Danny actually saved my life back in 1822, when I was diagnosed with the Bubovid19 Prague. He was my dog's sister's nurse. He really helped me, thanks Danny

  • @Vulnresati
    @Vulnresati Год назад +718

    I went to a cosplay event and saw Danny. I was so excited I ran up to him and asked for a picture. He screamed at me and pushed me away. I was so offended, I never thought Danny would do something like that. He then force palmed through a wall, then pile drove me into the earth. He grappled me out of the large crater and tossed me miles into the air and pushed me down the stairs and took my shoe. Really shows how just because someone looks like they are nice you should never meet them or something.

    • @0RacoonDog0
      @0RacoonDog0 Год назад +48

      Omg...I can't believe he did that 😣
      Hope you recovered xoxo

    • @bluey7272
      @bluey7272 Год назад +15

      Lmfaooo

    • @ash_does_stuff_69
      @ash_does_stuff_69 Год назад +23

      Damn I hope you’re okay! Sending my prayers to you!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +30

      Ande he was dressed as a grape the entire time 😔

    • @hoodroo
      @hoodroo 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Random-sk6hm bro why would he do that 😢

  • @alohaparadisegirls1686
    @alohaparadisegirls1686 2 года назад +9857

    Actually fun fact, when I was born, I got stuck while coming out. Danny was the nurse and he actually helped deliver me even though he wasn’t a registered nurse. What a guy. I am 16 now.

    • @hippy-pants
      @hippy-pants 2 года назад +1100

      woah, danny was already a nurse by age 12? no wonder he skipped middle school, what a genius!

    • @eatpant5538
      @eatpant5538 2 года назад +686

      @@hippy-pants no he had graduated med school at that point, you didn't know that because he has a young face and conceals his true age all the time.

    • @pardonthemusic
      @pardonthemusic 2 года назад +620

      damn, cant believe Danny helped you come out as gay while you were a baby. proud of you.

    • @abisnailautunm4888
      @abisnailautunm4888 2 года назад +177

      I can confirm I was the hospital

    • @bbabab4080
      @bbabab4080 2 года назад +128

      He actually saved me and my dog from a massive forest fire

  • @isacatt
    @isacatt 2 года назад +3069

    Its disgusting how people dont fact check. I always check my sources and review them personally
    btw Danny's hair width is approx. 180 micrometers

  • @nacho5352
    @nacho5352 Год назад +462

    danny our deepest condolences on your wife. i cant believe the unexplained reasons caught up with her.

    • @Trainspotter-
      @Trainspotter- 2 месяца назад +4

      Dude I’m stoned and your profile picture made me shit myself

  • @randomcusins1816
    @randomcusins1816 2 года назад +282

    Danny: Keep my wife’s name…OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!

    • @manaswinikanaparthy5702
      @manaswinikanaparthy5702 2 года назад +12

      LMAOOOOOOO I WAS JUST THINKIN THAT

    • @miyaibrahim5744
      @miyaibrahim5744 Год назад +5

      it seems dhar mann isnt the only one who copied the will smith and chris rock incident

  • @mollysockmonkey
    @mollysockmonkey 2 года назад +1955

    Danny spilling his water while wearing a shirt that says “trying my best” is an all time mood

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 2 года назад +131

      I think that’s Jarvis merch 0-0000

    • @dandy6360
      @dandy6360 2 года назад

      @@lykeprice9239 a0à

    • @darcy6698
      @darcy6698 2 года назад +26

      Jarvis did the same thing lmao

    • @Bluecupcake122
      @Bluecupcake122 2 года назад +1

      lmaooo

    • @Urmom-jv9ec
      @Urmom-jv9ec 2 года назад +54

      Shout to Jarvis Johnson always be plugging

  • @alecroberts9271
    @alecroberts9271 2 года назад +20419

    I genuinely cannot stop laughing at the idea of receiving a cryptic letter in the mail and it's just a photo of Danny posing in his kitchen.

    • @alecroberts9271
      @alecroberts9271 2 года назад +576

      With Lauras urn on the counter

    • @natasha5553
      @natasha5553 2 года назад +126

      @@alecroberts9271 i am sorry did you say urine?

    • @_eysha
      @_eysha 2 года назад +291

      @@natasha5553 *urn, cuz she died 😭

    • @lbz6412
      @lbz6412 2 года назад +121

      No no it’s just a photo of the kitchen.

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 2 года назад +56

      Fifty dollars please

  • @user-pv7cf3ye6n
    @user-pv7cf3ye6n 2 года назад +320

    danny used to actually come to my house in scotland as a hello fresh delivery boy a couple years back, its great to see how far hes come from such humble beginnings. we are so proud of you

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Год назад +23

      me too! i havent seen anyone else mention it though … maybe its just a scottish thing?

  • @chobbis3
    @chobbis3 2 года назад +365

    Danny is actually my plumber, he came in last week with no equipment, and unclogged the toilet with just his mouth. Amazing performance by Danny, I heard he's getting promoted to President of the United States of America tomorrow.

    • @starling7576
      @starling7576 2 года назад +60

      This is true, I was the toilet.

    • @jameslansdown449
      @jameslansdown449 2 года назад +8

      @@starling7576 wtf

    • @veenaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @veenaaaaaaaaaaaa Год назад +28

      @@starling7576 this was true, i was the mouth

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq Год назад +16

      @@veenaaaaaaaaaaaa this is true, I was the danny

    • @speedymetal
      @speedymetal Год назад +11

      @@Eli-mn5cq this is true, I was the President

  • @nea3784
    @nea3784 2 года назад +14216

    danny is so talented that he can open a bottle without even opening it

    • @quit783
      @quit783 2 года назад +155

      he’s built different

    • @fortymcmeme3846
      @fortymcmeme3846 2 года назад +71

      kurtis*

    • @thishuman1621
      @thishuman1621 2 года назад +85

      Drew***

    • @drigy8333
      @drigy8333 2 года назад +46

      Don't you mean Drew?

    • @a1yk_
      @a1yk_ 2 года назад +90

      This comment is so popular! These bots love it

  • @diamond1468
    @diamond1468 2 года назад +4338

    I saw Danny at a grocery store in Illinois with his Mexican parents yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen little nutcracker men in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the nutcracker boys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each nut man and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    • @Kat-zh4ly
      @Kat-zh4ly 2 года назад +1210

      I was the cashier girl!! I remember this! What a crazy small world we live in

    • @hanslols
      @hanslols 2 года назад +431

      baby jesus on a pogo stick what did i just read-

    • @piaoyun4196
      @piaoyun4196 2 года назад +314

      What’s the original of this even I keep seeing it used for jerma

    • @chiara9767
      @chiara9767 2 года назад +527

      I was the nutcracker! Totally true. He's a lunatic, someone come save me

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 года назад +524

      OMG DUDE i was behind you in line! I can't believe he actually did that. You remember how, after he finally finished and went out to the parking lot, he proceeded to do donuts on his bike while screaming at the top of his lungs?? Good times.

  • @CamoCakes
    @CamoCakes Год назад +184

    As a fellow Coloradan, I can confirm that Danny has explored our exotic culture since I was there to introduce him.

  • @souleaterevans4589
    @souleaterevans4589 2 года назад +253

    Danny has such great interior design skills, including [generic furniture] and [vague furniture]

  • @bishielurfer
    @bishielurfer 2 года назад +4367

    "This picture is real and my wife is alive" is one of the most suspicious sentences I've ever heard

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +43

      Stop questioning it. Laura is alive.

    • @Judasofnazareth
      @Judasofnazareth Год назад +87

      @@Random-sk6hm i suspect you killed laura didnt u

    • @dancesmokesmile344
      @dancesmokesmile344 11 месяцев назад +8

      I’m pretty new to Danny’s channel, is he actually married or are they like living together and people say they’re married?

    • @Judasofnazareth
      @Judasofnazareth 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@dancesmokesmile344 from everything i know he’s actually married

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 11 месяцев назад +20

      They’re having a kid so
      Probably married

  • @addriom
    @addriom 2 года назад +6453

    maybe the people who wrote these articles just know things that you don’t, dan

    • @missjasminenicole5968
      @missjasminenicole5968 2 года назад +162

      NOOO LAURA 🪦💔🕊

    • @Ol_Lochy
      @Ol_Lochy 2 года назад +8

      ny

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +165

      I have never heard anybody except Danny himself refer to him as “Dan” and I am not sure how I feel about this.

    • @preacher.ofthe.endtimes
      @preacher.ofthe.endtimes 2 года назад +3

      I watch doctor mike too

    • @doomkittydoomkitty
      @doomkittydoomkitty 2 года назад +36

      @@Bruh-ob9mi closest we have is dan-dan the mermaid man

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. 2 года назад +174

    Fun fact: Danny actually ate one of my brothers in 2016 as a dare and to this day he’s still traumatised

  • @caitlinrandolph3776
    @caitlinrandolph3776 Год назад +41

    spilling sparkling water all over his keyboard while wearing a shirt that says "trying my best" is peak danny

  • @AJaeH
    @AJaeH 2 года назад +7955

    The article being matter-of-fact and written in third-person until it randomly says "Let me tell you that his house is furnished with some great stuff" is peak comedy

    • @ziggyartz1217
      @ziggyartz1217 2 года назад +39

      @serry ciok whyd you copy and paste a top comment

    • @beenings213
      @beenings213 2 года назад +6

      @serry ciok stop saying that i already read it

    • @obscurequestions
      @obscurequestions 2 года назад +15

      It’s a bot lol

  • @1CHLF
    @1CHLF 2 года назад +4599

    I met Danny in Hollywood, I was so excited to meet him that I walked up to him, asking for a pic and he just laughs and says no. I was taken back by this and he spat on me, he kicked my grandma and my dog. Such a cruel world we live in.

    • @briocherockets
      @briocherockets 2 года назад +587

      Its true. I was danny

    • @zuken910
      @zuken910 2 года назад +503

      This happened, I'm the grandma

    • @foggycandle
      @foggycandle 2 года назад +417

      This is true. I was the dog

    • @irisvanlierop6284
      @irisvanlierop6284 2 года назад +400

      It's true, i was Hollywood

    • @ratinapillowfort
      @ratinapillowfort 2 года назад +215

      This is very true, I was the grandma dog

  • @crimsonshadow1649
    @crimsonshadow1649 2 года назад +79

    "Keep my name out of your God damn mouth"
    Guess Will Smith has been watching and learning from Danny Gonzalez

  • @Rose_Mary_
    @Rose_Mary_ Год назад +74

    I can confirm Danny is an amazing actor because we were auditioning in a play and I was really nervous and he came over to comfort me saying, "It's ok, you suck and we all know you're going to fail the audition, and you can't do anything if you put your mind to it." I was so touched that I went on stage crying. 😃

    • @AIR298
      @AIR298 Месяц назад +1

      😢

  • @bedtimepoet
    @bedtimepoet 2 года назад +2345

    ah yes, i love danny's roles in the television shows "sanders shorts" and "crankgameplays". his performances were truly inspirational.

    • @womp2x
      @womp2x 2 года назад +83

      Ahh yes, crankgameplays, my favorite actor

    • @commanderpinkie7617
      @commanderpinkie7617 2 года назад +65

      CrankGamePlays is my favorite perfume flavor.

    • @BasilTreeee
      @BasilTreeee 2 года назад +7

      Ah yes.
      But he got to meet thomathyyyyyyy jealoussssssss

    • @anolexolliver
      @anolexolliver 2 года назад +39

      Omg I loved Danny as Logan in Sander's Sides ❤️❤️too bad he dropped out bc of all the backstage drama between him and Schlatt 😔🥺

    • @livmary9234
      @livmary9234 2 года назад +1

      hehe pfp twins

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow 2 года назад +709

    answering “he’s inquisitive” to the question “is he single” sounds like a euphemism for “no but he cheats a lot”

  • @danshi0
    @danshi0 3 месяца назад +17

    Love that the automated captions are in Korean, very useful

    • @politevampire7
      @politevampire7 Месяц назад +1

      i was looking for this dang comment

  • @whitflores8160
    @whitflores8160 2 года назад +49

    I can't believe the article didn't mention Danny's time in the Peace Corps in Uganda where he told children about his time being a famous movie producer. He really made a difference in their hearts. ❤

  • @caydiehoskins1618
    @caydiehoskins1618 2 года назад +3214

    I feel bad for Danny. He’s still in disbelief that his wife is dead. It’s ok Danny. Let her go. Laura is prolly having the time of her death off of the earth. Danny, you’ll be ok.

    • @minacapella8319
      @minacapella8319 2 года назад +89

      Weekend at Laura's

    • @Error-ck4jg
      @Error-ck4jg 2 года назад +39

      I was thinking about visiting her in heaven........

    • @annamageste
      @annamageste 2 года назад +74

      time of her death

    • @council3407
      @council3407 2 года назад +96

      Did she die when she went rouge in Afghanistan

    • @Im_RU_
      @Im_RU_ 2 года назад +105

      @@council3407 that was actually Amanda, but honestly it could also be Laura, bc they’re the same woman so who knows

  • @emilehendricks7440
    @emilehendricks7440 2 года назад +10372

    Damn, Danny's wife's unexplained death and Drew's wife's deployment to Afghanistan. Please keep these guys in your hearts and minds 💔😔.

    • @freakyfriesday
      @freakyfriesday 2 года назад +772

      At least now the two of them can finally be together and Danny can adopt Drew’s baby 💕👱🏻‍♂️👶🏼👱🏻‍♂️

    • @nessquikREAL
      @nessquikREAL 2 года назад +51

      It's really so sad 🤧😭😩💔🐬🍍📜⚜️🦛🐸

    • @prettyflamingo6811
      @prettyflamingo6811 2 года назад +45

      😭😭😭

    • @orchestral_maneuvers
      @orchestral_maneuvers 2 года назад +385

      @Ross With No Sauce You mean Logan Pail

    • @peters3595
      @peters3595 2 года назад +223

      @@freakyfriesday *denny

  • @robinrose8104
    @robinrose8104 2 года назад +30

    hi danny, artist here: blue can be warm lol. basically warm blue just has a tiny bit more yellow to it and cool blue has more purple.

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk Год назад +9

    Danny spilling his drink while wearing a shirt saying “trying my best” is so cute

  • @SniffyTugBoat
    @SniffyTugBoat 2 года назад +3948

    it's okay, Danny. on a back to school day, a PTA mom came running up to my mom and said, "Oh my god, I just heard about your husband! I'm so sorry! When did he die??" which really weirded all of us out (my sister and I were both there) bc we had just left him alive and well, playing strategy games on his computer. he thought it was hilarious when we told him and introduced himself as "the dead husband" at school functions after that.

    • @molls127
      @molls127 2 года назад +148

      ghost dad 2

    • @linementos
      @linementos 2 года назад +269

      Did you find out who told people your dad was "dead"

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 2 года назад +4

      Lol 😂

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 года назад +1

      Wott

    • @XxMCRroxnonstopxX
      @XxMCRroxnonstopxX 2 года назад +40

      Sounds like a threat to me 😂

  • @anagham4700
    @anagham4700 2 года назад +2912

    Yes, stop making stuff up about Danny. We all know he has team of hit men who’ll come and get you

    • @kirstenvankirk3830
      @kirstenvankirk3830 2 года назад +74

      The Greg’s are not a force to be reckoned with 😬

    • @anagham4700
      @anagham4700 2 года назад +64

      @@kirstenvankirk3830 I mean yeah, just ask Craig, oh wait you can’t

    • @mikstick7776
      @mikstick7776 2 года назад +32

      greg for hire

    • @dokayy
      @dokayy 2 года назад +46

      even scarier tho..he’ll review his legal options

    • @noraaaaa
      @noraaaaa 2 года назад +20

      you’ll get slapped by legal

  • @waynejohnson1786
    @waynejohnson1786 2 года назад +15

    “His favourite movies are Pulp Fiction, Fight Club and The Godfather”
    Danny: I’ve never seen two of those
    *Which two? I need to know.*

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 2 года назад +19

    When not acting, Danny is actually an innovative Interior Designer. He gave my house the much needed sprucing up it needed so much. Thanks Danny

  • @Millie-Million
    @Millie-Million 2 года назад +1543

    conspiracy theory: The writers of these articles make all the information horrifically wrong on purpose so youtubers will make videos about it and reveal actual information about themselves

  • @ShinigamiPyro
    @ShinigamiPyro 2 года назад +2328

    Poetry exists in Danny’s shirt reading “trying my best” while he spills non-Lacroix sparkling water over his keyboard

    • @annajapiassu306
      @annajapiassu306 2 года назад +113

      i love that you felt the need to specify that it was not Lacroix sparkling water that he spilled

    • @lifekindasucksrn6442
      @lifekindasucksrn6442 2 года назад +148

      The shirt is probably Jarvis Johnson merch

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 2 года назад +69

      @@lifekindasucksrn6442 I love that Danny likes to support his fellow creators

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 2 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @daemondoodles
      @daemondoodles 2 года назад +28

      @@lifekindasucksrn6442 It is actually you can buy em right now in "seafoam" color

  • @corn738
    @corn738 Год назад +21

    rest in peace. fly high Danny 🕊️

  • @craycrayboutart9488
    @craycrayboutart9488 Год назад +27

    10:30 Danny's eyes are Weezer blue get it right article

  • @ticrific
    @ticrific 2 года назад +3170

    Idk why but the sentence “Danny was raised an only child in Illinois by his Mexican parents” made me crack up

    • @ticrific
      @ticrific 2 года назад +57

      I’m so sorry I just realized the typos bc I was zooted

    • @emmyxll
      @emmyxll 2 года назад +9

      Ts sound racist cuz of his lastname 😂😂😂😂

    • @AYoutubechannel1448
      @AYoutubechannel1448 2 года назад +8

      Omg! I heart your user picture. Yw..I want it for my seal frd Rolin.

    • @Evilevilaccount
      @Evilevilaccount 2 года назад +33

      @@ticrific we know, you told us you were cracked up

    • @ticrific
      @ticrific 2 года назад +28

      @@Evilevilaccount it was edibles (and probably dabs as well but I can’t remember). I’ve never done crack, that would be my uncle lmao

  • @izzybee123
    @izzybee123 2 года назад +751

    "You ever heard of FRUITCON" yes. Fruitcon is me and my friends hanging out together

    • @bigyikes8698
      @bigyikes8698 2 года назад +47

      Gonna dress up as all of my friends because they are my favourite fruits

    • @getmiloed
      @getmiloed 2 года назад +37

      SOBBING THAT'S SO CREATIVE

    • @karianawyatt1246
      @karianawyatt1246 2 года назад +11

      I LOVE YOUR PFP

    • @lightlylemony
      @lightlylemony 2 года назад +9

      @@blubberingbuffoons STOP.

    • @JizzEnjoyer
      @JizzEnjoyer 2 года назад +7

      butters?

  • @atomiclight8574
    @atomiclight8574 Год назад +12

    This is just if you asked an untrained AI to describe Danny

  • @justboredhelpme195
    @justboredhelpme195 2 года назад +11

    Danny: Ah yes the best way to prove to my audience that my wife is alive is to show a photo of her from my phone of her, instead of “hey come here really quick”

  • @justanormaldude3772
    @justanormaldude3772 2 года назад +1547

    I think they were confusing Amanda and Laura up. They were probably thinking about the time Amanda deserted the army to work on her personal mission. Mixing Drew and Danny up. Rookie mistake.

    • @vhartson
      @vhartson Год назад +178

      Okay but actually, Amanda's a photographer. They're definitely mixing up Laura and Amanda 😂

    • @justforkat9513
      @justforkat9513 Год назад +30

      @@dandanthemermaidman8977 the dinosaur got you pregnant?

    • @BillSpearVII
      @BillSpearVII Год назад +4

      Amanda's dead too?

    • @maricampelo7754
      @maricampelo7754 11 месяцев назад +58

      @@BillSpearVII She was presumed dead in Afghanistan. Drew doesn't believe she died, though. The poor guy has hope she went rogue.... Very sad.

    • @sofiahuss6935
      @sofiahuss6935 3 месяца назад +1

      Denny

  • @milenasavic2348
    @milenasavic2348 Год назад +10

    Who else remembers when Danny Gonzalez was a Math Teacher in Ohio,Europe. He taught me the algebra and explained it so well that i soon after that became a math scientist! I'm pretty sure now he is a magician and lawyer aswell as an arhitect in Australia with my cousins dogs younger sisters friends moms uncles grandmother

  • @AmmarAlameh
    @AmmarAlameh 3 месяца назад +6

    You know the video ain't gonna make sense when the only option for captions is Korean.

  • @FrankyBabes
    @FrankyBabes 2 года назад +215

    "My wife is fine, and she's alive"
    - Guy whose wife is fine and alive

  • @DreamTravelGuide
    @DreamTravelGuide 2 года назад +6280

    Danny is actually a flightattendant too because on my flight to the Netherlands I saw him working in the plane. He also makes the meals himself for the passengers on the airplane, so he is a cook too. But what really shocked me was when I found out through sources that his uncle worked on a vineyard in Italy and had a tragic accident where he slipped on the grapes and died immediately. That's why danny likes to dress up as grapes.

    • @sungshineev8732
      @sungshineev8732 2 года назад +387

      I can confirm this. On my flight he actually saved a patient that was experiencing a heart attack and proceeded to give full on cpr, so he’s a nurse too. The patient turned out to be the pilot so Danny also decided he’d offer to land the plane. What a nice guy honestly

    • @kelvisaisawesome
      @kelvisaisawesome 2 года назад +109

      Wait, so Danny is in kahoots with his uncles killer?

    • @bobbywasabisdojo8502
      @bobbywasabisdojo8502 2 года назад +88

      I’ve been wondering why he dressed up as a berry, typically green (classified as white), purple, red, or black, growing in clusters on a grapevine, eaten as fruit, and used in making wine, for the longest time. Thanks for letting me know!

    • @benalishes
      @benalishes 2 года назад +60

      I'm laughing so hard my body is falling apart

    • @lennvy
      @lennvy 2 года назад +78

      @@benalishes better get that nurse Danny then

  • @ohjesswhatamess
    @ohjesswhatamess Год назад +7

    I had a famous artist help me with a university assignment I was writing about him because of this crap. Always worth reaching out to people because it happens all the time and you never know who is willing to set the record straight.

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 5 месяцев назад +9

    8:13 its funny that they say he couldnt take care of a pet and now he literally has a son lmao

  • @riccardopetrovici6727
    @riccardopetrovici6727 2 года назад +608

    Funny to think they probably got "he plays basketball" because of that video where Danny and Drew do play basketball and break every bone they have

    • @erinasnow
      @erinasnow 2 года назад +48

      That scene is great! shows the incredible basketball skill they have!

    • @simp3194
      @simp3194 2 года назад +23

      HAHAHA I thought so too 😭

    • @coltrane1016
      @coltrane1016 2 года назад +14

      NO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO 😭

    • @nixisurdad
      @nixisurdad 2 года назад

      I thoight that too

    • @skreamergaming
      @skreamergaming 2 года назад

      J ruclips.net/video/2D-6L1cS27k/видео.html

  • @thisisthelukas
    @thisisthelukas 2 года назад +3534

    I remember when Danny Gonzalez saved my cat from cannibalistic clowns that one time in Globe, Arizona. Man, that was such a good time. I'm pretty sure that was right before Danny became a firefighter.

    • @sketcher445
      @sketcher445 2 года назад +52

      Were the clowns also cats?

    • @yourfavoriteannie
      @yourfavoriteannie Год назад +91

      saw that on the news. he saved my cannibalistic clown from a fire once, after he became a firefighter.

    • @danas5846
      @danas5846 Год назад +39

      wow! after that, he saved my firefighter cat from some killer clowns haha!

    • @Starrlytts
      @Starrlytts Год назад +23

      bro, he did the same thing for my cat in Miami, Arizona. what a small world

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Год назад +25

      That reminds me of the time where I was on a plane and my 18 cats jumped out of the emergency exit, then Danny flew in with a glider, did a flip and saved my 18 cats.

  • @mackcarballo
    @mackcarballo 2 года назад +53

    The keep-my-wife’s-name-out-of-your-fucking-mouth-ification of Danny Gonzalez

  • @hoopaschnoopa334
    @hoopaschnoopa334 2 года назад +10

    I remember when my dog gave birth and Danny Gonzalez was one of the puppies 🥺🥰

    • @wildchild69
      @wildchild69 10 месяцев назад

      awww! i heard that drew and jarvis came from the same litter, is that true??

  • @blankb.2277
    @blankb.2277 2 года назад +403

    Maybe they read some of the “Amanda went missing in Afghanistan” jokes and got confused lol. The rest of the article seemed pretty decent so it’s weird they got that part so wrong

    • @Dolthra
      @Dolthra 2 года назад +138

      Amanda went missing in Afghanistan and Laura died for unexplained causes. Drew and Danny can finally be together, if only the Paul brothers don't get in the way.

    • @alphapigeon3269
      @alphapigeon3269 2 года назад +59

      @@Dolthra If Danny doesn't jump out of a window again 🙄

    • @theclaybor4352
      @theclaybor4352 2 года назад +55

      Meanwhile, in the suicide hospital...

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 2 года назад +16

      @@theclaybor4352 My 5 favourite words

    • @sweetcreature2475
      @sweetcreature2475 2 года назад +12

      I thought Laura got stuck in the well🤔

  • @edna5116
    @edna5116 2 года назад +327

    when teachers say "wikipedia isn't a valid source of information" this is the amount of incorrect they're thinking about

  • @parrotshark7252
    @parrotshark7252 Год назад +3

    i remember one time, i went to disney and saw a cast member dressed as minnie choking. suddenly danny jumped out of the Goofy costume and saved the minnie actor, he then got a lifetime pass to disney and his own rollercoaster. what a hero!

  • @reggiemommaandroko
    @reggiemommaandroko Год назад +6

    Danny saved my hometown from an earthquake, he threw everyone into the sky until it was over. He is now everyone’s hero. Danny you are a hero.

  • @jarvis
    @jarvis 2 года назад +3270

    nice shirt bucko

  • @emmawhelan1870
    @emmawhelan1870 2 года назад +441

    My guess for the “Mexican parents” thing is they saw the last name “Gonzalez” and went, “yeah, that’s a Mexican last name. No WHITE person could have Gonzalez as their last name!”

    • @breadbin4833
      @breadbin4833 2 года назад +51

      "Spain? What's that some kind of vegetable?"

    • @kenjako
      @kenjako 2 года назад +47

      Can't Imagine when they discover you can be mexican and white at the same time lol

    • @screwyourhandle
      @screwyourhandle 2 года назад +8

      In an alternate timeline where the Spanish hadn't been so effective at colonizing places full of brown people, Gonzalez would be primarily a white name

  • @Chilloutlilbro
    @Chilloutlilbro Год назад +2

    The captains are in Korean. Not only is it translating English to Korean but when I put on atuo translate it’s say things like “if I show up you with my breath with cost me all pumps”

  • @Zapotian
    @Zapotian Год назад +7

    13:54 Oh no! Laura also died in Afghanistan!

  • @Sethizer.
    @Sethizer. 2 года назад +1875

    there needs to be a reality show where danny just drinks different sparkling waters

    • @stevequack6923
      @stevequack6923 2 года назад +35

      I think that’s what the second channel actually is

    • @jdawggghg
      @jdawggghg 2 года назад +14

      i’m pretty sure he did a review video of all the la croix

    • @KawaiiCornz
      @KawaiiCornz 2 года назад +5

      omg yes, he should make a video reviewing different brands!!

    • @thishuman1621
      @thishuman1621 2 года назад +8

      Yeah, I miss La Croix though

    • @teasoturkish
      @teasoturkish 2 года назад +10

      I wish la croix would sponsor Danny so he could drink his collection. on camera.

  • @Certifieddonkeybrainless
    @Certifieddonkeybrainless 2 года назад +711

    Im so glad that he very convincingly explained that his wife is completely alive and totally fine.

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 2 года назад +46

      Hard to believe when she didn't make an appearance 🤔🤨

  • @rebelsleighter
    @rebelsleighter Год назад +10

    plot twist: danny's wife is living a double life

  • @alanahkasa
    @alanahkasa Год назад +3

    Fun fact: Danny is an alien born on mars that died in 9104 B.C due to a fusion bomb.

  • @CookieCutter
    @CookieCutter 2 года назад +3811

    you just gave us all the hobbies for us to update the sites lol

    • @universeplays6952
      @universeplays6952 2 года назад +73

      The information is going to be even more off now. Someone just compiles all the facts people have put in the RUclips comments and writes an article with them.

    • @SupaidaFan
      @SupaidaFan 2 года назад +1

      @@JR-oh6vs bot

    • @cowdy_
      @cowdy_ 2 года назад +7

      Wait… “us”?

    • @ShadowDemon17
      @ShadowDemon17 2 года назад +1

      GOING TO SEND SOME CHAPSTICK YOUR WAY FOR ALL THAT BUTTKISSING YOU ARE DOING

    • @ShadowDemon17
      @ShadowDemon17 2 года назад

      Nobody cares

  • @zilleaxolotl3457
    @zilleaxolotl3457 2 года назад +905

    danny could have cut out the beginning part where he fucked up opening a bottle but he didn't that's creator transparency right there

    • @minacapella8319
      @minacapella8319 2 года назад +31

      You could say he's an open book

    • @kolldm
      @kolldm 2 года назад +43

      @@minacapella8319 an open bottle of sparkling water

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 2 года назад +3

      Watch your mouth before I fix your cursing problem myself. Gen Z gets so bold over the internet.

    • @selma3611
      @selma3611 2 года назад +29

      @@Zenigundam what the fuck are you talking about 😭

    • @k1tz3n50
      @k1tz3n50 2 года назад +16

      @@Zenigundam damn ok grandpa

  • @CargodHera
    @CargodHera Год назад +4

    Did you see that on IMDB they say Drew is your sibling? LOL

  • @acid3129
    @acid3129 2 года назад +8

    "Keep my name out of your god damn mouth" it's confirmed Danny coaches will Smith on how to be angry it truly paid off

  • @sahara-26
    @sahara-26 2 года назад +502

    Danny: Flips off milk in his “Bad Boy” music video
    Wiki: *Ah, so he must be lactose intolerant.*

    • @beeves_6925
      @beeves_6925 2 года назад +14

      he also says he doesn’t like milk in one of his roasting your videos

  • @somoneelse3488
    @somoneelse3488 2 года назад +598

    "I don't even think I have a favorite actor" Jeremy Renner sheds a single tear

  • @ryan44662
    @ryan44662 Год назад +11

    1:59 I mean your last name is Gonzalez so I think they just took a shot in the dark

  • @evangelinezz
    @evangelinezz Год назад +35

    personal timestamp
    4:21
    material girl danny

  • @sinelp2010
    @sinelp2010 2 года назад +1592

    Danny, no need to be humble, I remember having you as a guest soccer teacher when you were travelling Europe, I can't believe I ever got to meet such a formidable soccer player as you

    • @nightstar2297
      @nightstar2297 2 года назад +24

      Ken is that you it's me Anne we met in Germany?! I was the goalie remember?

    • @wasteland.baby.
      @wasteland.baby. 2 года назад +25

      @@nightstar2297 Oh my god,Anne! It’s George, I was the striker when we played against St Daniels! Can’t believe we meet again

    • @simp-o-lyze2861
      @simp-o-lyze2861 2 года назад +14

      @@wasteland.baby. Oh my god hey, George, its me, Simon! Hat dir Fußball gefallen?

    • @wasteland.baby.
      @wasteland.baby. 2 года назад +14

      @@simp-o-lyze2861 Simon! Ja, ich habe Fußball geliebt. Das ist wie ein Wiedersehen!

  • @lozenger8
    @lozenger8 2 года назад +350

    Danny pretending not to know eponymous so Greg stops teasing him for his fancy-ass vocabulary. We see you.

    • @confusedlemon9289
      @confusedlemon9289 2 года назад +5

      @i told u oh yes thank you sosososo much for giving me this urgent message

  • @sonya1500
    @sonya1500 2 года назад +5

    15:12 Danny walked so that Will could run

  • @daryissaplayz2312
    @daryissaplayz2312 Год назад +10

    Sorry about your loss, Danny. It's been almost a year since your wife passed. She'll live on in our hearts forever. 🥺😢😓❤️❤️

  • @parker4914
    @parker4914 2 года назад +776

    Dannys wife actually died, He’s just in denial. The accident was not your fault Danny, just let it go.

    • @swagsprout8775
      @swagsprout8775 2 года назад +25

      Underrated comment 💀

    • @RealHunterVR
      @RealHunterVR 2 года назад +6

      Lol that's what I said!

    • @JoeBurrowSucks
      @JoeBurrowSucks 2 года назад +11

      He's forever in the denial stage of grief

    • @RealHunterVR
      @RealHunterVR 2 года назад +27

      But little does anyone know... IT WAS ALL FAKE! the helicopter, the dirty bomb, the PIRATES! All FAKE! Laura faked her death so that she could be with drew! That's why they 🎶 "have similar wives"🎶

    • @chobbis3
      @chobbis3 2 года назад +7

      The unexplained causes were not your fault Danny.

  • @hebislay
    @hebislay 2 года назад +746

    Danny has stopped drinking La Croix and is now an official Sparkling Water influencer ✨

    • @JTWOOMY
      @JTWOOMY 2 года назад +24

      He stopped drinking LA Croix on camera UNTILL THEY SPONSER HIM

    • @themostjoyfulcommenter
      @themostjoyfulcommenter 2 года назад +3

      Danny knows all about how to be a water influencer

    • @mooravity8140
      @mooravity8140 2 года назад +4

      He is their media face

  • @swoopwoop9402
    @swoopwoop9402 2 года назад +6

    I met Danny yesterday, I was very excited when I walked up to him and asked for a selfie, but he said no and beat up my pet rat, spat on me, and then stomped off doing a little jig all while calling us peasants. Remy was offended

  • @uirukii
    @uirukii Год назад +2

    Artist here! The funny thing is Danny’s shirt is a warm blue. Every color has a warm and cool version. Compare blue of the arctic sea versus a tropical sea, that’s an easy example of warm versus cold in a color.

  • @andreww.9326
    @andreww.9326 2 года назад +860

    Fun Fact: Danny Gonzalez is a handyman. The proof: He uses a multitool, more specifically a Gerber Dime, to open his sparkling water. What a man's man he is.

  • @waffles9250
    @waffles9250 2 года назад +618

    Danny it’s so sad that you’re in denial about your wife’s death :( if you want to talk about it we’re all here for you

    • @askinredroads5132
      @askinredroads5132 2 года назад +63

      I know : ( when he showed the picture of him standing by himself at the concert I got rlly sad tbh

    • @gamereveegod
      @gamereveegod 2 года назад +6

      ikr 😭😭😭😂😭😭😭

    • @rabbitttz
      @rabbitttz 2 года назад +33

      Did she die in Afghanistan fighting in the war and Dre- I mean Danny is in denial

    • @indrocringe5576
      @indrocringe5576 2 года назад +22

      Apparently even Laura is in denial of her own death, heartbreaking that she hasn’t accepted it yet

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft 2 года назад +5

      @@rabbitttz Denny?!?!??!?

  • @montgomerygreentea8301
    @montgomerygreentea8301 Год назад +7

    You are in denial of your wife’s tragic death, but greg is here for you❤️

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Год назад +6

    A media face is the equivalent of a popular social media influencer.

  • @cayecopter
    @cayecopter 2 года назад +266

    The "loves being surrounded by animals" part comes from the bird attacking Danny during his run

  • @haninutcheerios
    @haninutcheerios 2 года назад +284

    You know it's getting real when Danny reviews his legal options

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 2 года назад +34

      Someone’s getting slapped

    • @efudugdgidgdujgd
      @efudugdgidgdujgd 2 года назад +14

      @@jaden_bricker BY LEGAL

    • @leenotliar
      @leenotliar 2 года назад +1

      wiki is about to get slapped by legal

  • @yourfavoriteannie
    @yourfavoriteannie Год назад +8

    did you guys know that when my cousin was going through a divorce danny got her through therapy, and then bought her a house. they started dating, and adopted 12 hampsters together. eventually he married her- only to take all her money, hampsters, and cookbooks, and then he left her. true story, not even lying.

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy 2 года назад +19

    13:36 what's that sound bit from? it sounds familiar

  • @averytrexel
    @averytrexel 2 года назад +76

    i’m crying “how old was danny in 2012” as if he is The Only Danny

    • @fldancer94
      @fldancer94 2 года назад +6

      There is only one Danny, but many Gregs.