I Somehow Got a World Record Speedrun
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- Опубликовано: 25 мар 2021
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I've been watching videos about speedrunning for years but I've always been too intimidated to try it out...so I figured I would dive in and document my entire process to see if I can get a world record speedrun. Enjoy!
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ATTENTION NEW VIEWERS OF THIS VIDEO: as of May 6th, 2021; me record was beaten :( i knew it was only a matter of time but i'm gonna try to get it back!
Oh sh*t here we again
kurtis please go to fucking bed
Holy shit I literally just clicked
😔 at least you had it
Nooooooo
Kurtis getting the world record on the last day, and thinking he didn't get the world record is like something STRAIGHT out of a movie.
and the fact that he beat the record by a SECOND
Memento Mori, my fellow comrade (I am so sorry, I couldn't hold that one back ; I saw the spiral, my brain screamed "UNUS ANNUS").
@@adoriinuUNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
@@genericname2747 UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!
Also the fact that it was literally his last run, and he beat it by one second.
kurtis: "I've never been this angry"
kurtis: *yelling in lowercase*
Yeah fr I wish I was this chill
Those damn chill Canadians... 🤣
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
literally so composed
Being Canadian myself, I can say that quiet anger is no more chill than loud anger, only more polite.
the guy that originally had the record went back and reclaimed it 💀💀 thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. poor kurt tho
I'm telling ypu 🤣🤣
someone on the leaderboard is literally named “KurtisConnerIsTrash” the utter disrespect. that is our mayor their taking about
Watching this way later in the future and seeing this comment crushes me 😭😔
and still cannot beat his time haha@@N0T_MY_N4M3
I just checked it and damn....that guy is committed.
Normal Speedrunners: The #01 Time is stuck in my head until I beat it
Kurtis: I forgor 💀
He forgor 💀
He frogger🐸
He fog🌫
He forgor 💀
He forgor⚒
the chainsmokers “hey” joke will go down in history as why the heck did I laugh at that
PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNY
I was wheezing for 30 seconds straight. I can't-
i laughed so hard
WHY WAS IT SO FUNNY??
time stamp?
This video is secretly just Kurtis giving us a tutorial on how to be a good father via anecdotal evidence.
The secret: golf
Anecdotal evidence for what?
LMFAOOO YO THIS IS THE SMARTEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ
@@almscurium of how to be a good father
Fr
Why is no one talking about how absurd it is that he finally beat the record by ONE SECOND on his LAST ATTEMPT ever. And even funnier that he didn't even realise straight away
cause he kinda talked about it himself in the video? 🤔
They’re not saying we have to talk about it because he didn’t notice himself 🙄🙄 just that we should talk about it because it’s insane. It’s almost like that’s the point of being in the audience.
@@kaskaskasokay
I thought it was 2 seconds more?
@@kaskaskasthe point of watching shit is to talk about it with immature strangers on the internet? Fuck I've been doing it wrong my whole life
the actual disrespect of the people that hopped on there to move kurt from #1 to #5. it's the law to be nice to kurt and they BROKE IT
Death penalty >:(
EXILE!!!!!!
gotta give ‘em the french revolution special
NOT citizens of kurist town >:(
you gotta always get a faster run tho!
Seeing Kurtis express his frustration by saying “cmon man” is so funny to me
canadian rage is very mellow
Joe Biden energy
right? i would have been cursing like a sailor
dude he literally sounds like he's doing one of his skits when he's angry
@@dansenkat yea same I would just run out of curses and curse because of that
The idea of your girlfriend hearing you rage at a 90s N64 golf game for hours a day is just hysterical to me.
And she's like "babe you really have to stop this I'm worried"
Honestly during this whole video I was thinking poor Jenna
@Jim Bo what
i kept imagining him ranting about a stupid golf game at the dinner table after she asked about his day
@Jim Bo yeah bro you clearly don’t follow kurtis on Instagram lmao his girlfriend is hotter than anyone that’s ever looked at you my guy
Kurtis has currently been bumped down to 5th best speedrun in that specific category, a full minute and 27 seconds behind the current #1 spot. RIP.
Damnnnn, hey he had it at one point at least
The person who has first is actually brocis420, the person who had it in the first place. He came back for revenge
@@data-_- and brocis said that his wr had a “slow start” and “decent middle”
@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog It's like when an artist says 'have a look, it's just a doodle/sketch' and it's the fucking Sistine Chapel.
it's the same guy even, what a villain story
“*like* thirty one minutes” don’t lie kurtis. you know the exact time. you were proud of it and memorized it.
Kurtis Conner? More like Epic Gamer 😈
hmmmm. well hello there.
he's after Danny's title 😰
Oh hey Danny
what’s danny doing here? crazy man
Kurtis Poggers
"I've never been so angry in my entire life."
Kurtis' anger: "Ah dang it."
Those are expletives for our canuck friends
“Gosh darn it!”
canadian rage is not to bad
His anger surprised me I almost fell out my seat I’ve never seen him so mad
@@kenzyecollins1199 well it’s a lot better than americans 🤣
the fact that brocis420 got his record back is kind of beautiful
Wait, he did? Lmao good for him
And the time he got was insane…. 👏🏻
I don’t know why, but when I read this, I started crying… it’s not beautiful it’s betrayal! It’s criminal! It’s absurd!!!
He deserves it too
FAKERS OF KURTISTOWN
all jokes aside it is wholesome❤
Updated top 5 leaderboard as of April 21, 2023
1st place: 10m 15s - brocis420
2nd place: 10m 39s - FxTourmaline41
3rd place: 11m 03s - rusto
4th place: 11m 27s - FunkyABBA
5th place: 11m 42s - kurtisconner
tisk tisk. can't believe they beat our mayor
guys kurtis invented speedrunning what a legend
DOOM weeps quietly in the corner
U GOT A HEART FROM THE MAYOR CONGRATSS
@@doxaweit AH THANKS
Yeah, wonder when he had the time between being the mayor of a town with a 2.97 mil population and making content.
😳
i can't believe you tricked me into watching a video about golf
LOL
Fr I hate golf
no literally
Thx for commenting this, didn’t know it was about golf clicking off
@@radio227 no it’s a good video
I think this video has become my comfort video or something because I keep coming back to it and enjoy it just as much every time. Idk what it is but I always end up watching it whenever I go on a mini Kurtis binge and this video does it for me every time.
it makes me so sad that his record has been beaten after going on this emotional journey of a youtube video
same, this is my favorite video all time he's made, i always come back to it. fushigi is a good competitor
@@ryja3z omg not you commenting when I just rewatched this again two days ago LMAOOOOO I forgot I even commented but yess the fushigi one is so good too!
Speed-running comfort by watching a comfort video about speed-running
You know, I've been wondering why I vibed more with Kurtis specifically over people like Danny and Drew and now it all makes sense: Sega Genesis and Divorce
Kurtis: I have never been this angry in my life.
Him being Angry: :| :(
He literally cried lol he was big mad and I understand lol
exactly my thoughts lmaoo
it's cuz he's canadian
me being angry looks the same
Alternative title: Kurtis having a mental breakdown over antique golfing for 30 minutes
aka three weeks...
aka 21 days...
aka 30,240 minutes...
aka 1,814,400 seconds…
Closer to 15 minutes but sure.
Kurtis, you're now 4th in the leaderboard, blow off that cartridge and get back on top brother
I know what the title said and I know you were foreshadowing the win that whole time, but I was still holding my breath dude. Maybe it was the music and the flashback clips but we were all cheering for you. Amazing video my guy.
Okay but unironically, this man pulled off an impressive speedrun. Like the game doesn't even matter, people speed run so many obscure games, but the fact he was literally doing runs to shave off mere seconds, and discovering techniques to do so, is insanely dedicated and this isn't some copout half-assed record, the mad man ACTUALLY did it
It's genuinely super fucking impressive, not a lot of people can do what he did
And he got it in merely three weeks while still pumping out content on the side. What a mad man.
Fr and on the very last run- that's so impressiveee
You can’t knock the dedication
If ANYBODY takes this poor man’s 1st place - I’m hunting you down.
I just bought a copy, I want to see how crazy that time is myself
If Mayor Kurtis is sad I’m sad, Id Mayor Kurtis is a winner Im a winner. If anybody even tries to shake his happiness we, as loyal citizens, have the DUTY to kill you. It’s in the law
@@vianna9428 it is the law!
I give it about a few hours
the person's record he beat said kurtis was talented and they would like to see him improve his time.
If someone would have told me that they had a record of beating the water temple in 31 minutes I would have been so amazed 💀 it took me like a week to get through
The Smant and Kurtis crossover was a very welcome surprise that made me happy
Ah yes, Kurtis Conner and his childhood best friend Connor Kurtis.
The level of ego I had to go to the comments not expecting this joke to already be made
@@BT405 SAME LMAOOO
With his trusty dog Curtis Konner
Exactly what I was thinking 😭😭😭))
What about Curtis Konner?
Sorry Kurtis, you may think your Habbo hotel gf story is embarrassing but my moviestarplanet boyfriend either genuinely died during surgery or faked his death to escape me. either way it was my first introduction to grief at age 10 :)
what the fuck.
Ahhh
oh my god please explain this more💀💀
That would be a good tiktok storytime
OH MY GOODNESS 💀
BRUH BROCIS CAME BACK WITH A 10:15 AND IS STILL AT THE TOP, WHAT A LEGEND
At least some guy can watch a 36min video essay about how he lost his world record
Every single day Kurtis comes closer and closer to becoming a 70s dad. The mullet, the mustache, and now golf.
the golf predates the mullet actually
Super close, now he just needs those shorts
The polyester plaid pants
He legit looks like my dad in the 90s though
Now he needs Ray-Ban aviator glasses
Can’t stop thinking about that tweet “men love having hobbies that make them mad” lol
I guess I’m a man now- sorrry I meant 🤡
@@shankaka_99 man did something he set out to do what more do you want
@@tristanhauser5766 I think they were just making a very rude and somewhat sexist joke, not disparaging anything kurtis did specifically yk.
-that’s fair actually-
I feel called out
30:02 this was the most stressful and nerve-racking video of all time the way I held my breath--
This feels like a dream: Kurtis Conner speedrunning a game as a joke, and getting tips from SmallAnt, two people I love coming together!
The passive aggression toward his dad really killed me
fr omg he really was firing shots left & right 💀😭
when?
i think i missed that
@@stela9046 the intro to the video when he was talking about his biological father getting him an N64 and he could only use it at his house blah blah blah
@@stela9046 starts at 3:25
kurtis: nobody beat my record
all 11 people in the world who own this game: just try and stop me
I actually have this dog shit game 😂
@@AndrewJW congratulations! You're one of the eleven
@@AndrewJW
speedrun
@@AndrewJW
speedrun
@@AndrewJW speedrun
men i was just smiling at the screen like an idiot when he was talking about the last run i just laughed when he did it, HE DID IT after all the effort he put on this, I felt so proud, it was really inspirational watching the whole journey, sharing the emotions with him in every progress, fail, and finally win, thank you so much kurtis this really gives me hope on life, just in the last chance you gave to yourself you did it, when you absolutely didn't give a fuck anymore so I am going to do since now, I'm going to spend the time I have to reach my goal, even if I feel like it isn't worth it anymore, I love your videos and how dedicated you are, so thanks, have a nice day ❤
Just looked it up. The old guy is back at number 1 with 10:15. Kurtis is in spot no.4 😭✋
Did not mean to do a time stamp-
Thanks for the shoutout!
If only he didn’t butcher your name lol
Potassium
@@theaceofspadez_ Zirconium
I love ur vids dude
Poggers
kurtis: “ladies what’s the worst golf game?”
it’s just, actual golf, i felt like that was obvious
that's exactly what I said
So....is your joke supposed to be because golf is a predominantly man oriented "sport"?
@@bruhbun nah it’s just boring. Not as bad as fishing tho
”predominantly man oriented”
Omg yes, genuinely the most boring sport ever.
Almost a year ago to the day.....Kurtis is now #5. Never forget. 😢
1 year later: They guy who originally held the record has reclaimed the record with a 10 minute and 15 second run. Kurtis Conner is currently sitting at #5. Kurtis went on to speed run Canada, which is really really hard.
danny and kurtis uploaded at the same time, this is a hate crime against the indecisive population of both kurtistown and greg
I beg of you, pleaseeeee tell me where your pfp is from
@@diyabalan8407 lmao, i can't remember since i've had it for... around 2 years, but just type in monsters inc boo gavin meme into google
ah yes, the population of Greg. The city where everyone is named Kurtistown.
The Gregs of Kurtistown
@@mlokgerm about right
Kurtis is the most chill-angry person I have ever seen this man does not get rage
This is how passive people express rage. with legit points and such
@@adamburdt8794 nah it’s because he’s Canadian
@@johnfreaky8683 I think my point still stands
He’s a Taurus lol
Hes canadian
I love that as of 5 months ago the guy who originally held the record before this vid has regained the world record. Absolutely majestic.
i come back to this video a lot, i love it so much. I wanted to share that when i play rhythm games, i'll try to hide or avoid looking at my combo - without knowing if ive missed a button my performance improves so much 😭
the convincing yourself the wrong time is such a relatable strat and this video is so genuine & authentic, kurtis if you ever see this, i think it's one your of bests
kurtis has been suffering for the past 3 weeks and we had no idea
dude i didn't think anyone still had this as their profile picture... i thought i suddenly developed dementia at 18
For real 😭💀
No no, Kurtis has just been evolving into the ultimate gamer
@@IrideLastMtb I’d say that’s suffering as well lol
Y’all better not try to beat this record after all he went through
@@weelilwalt i will commit hate crime
@@weelilwalt me too lol
2 people did D':
Unfortunately our mayor lost his first place 😔
The original record holder got his place back lol
Kurtis needs to reclaim his world record!
If Kurtis married his friend Connor his husband would be "Connor Conner"
Don’t give him ideas
Nice
When I was in middle school, one of our trustees was named “Thomas Thomas”. Someone chose to do that to their kid. Imagine.
And that's a reasonable reason to break up with Jenna
I literally just thought of that
no one has beaten his record but one other person named “Kurtis Conner sucks” is 3rd now
ty there was no way in hell i was gonna look that up but i was still interested
And there's no records in walalie open (no easy shot, real hardware) so he could've done that this entire time
That guy is now fourth, guess who sucks now? 😜
now he's forth
yo its proof of god!!!!!!
The fact that he's 5th now is absolutely heart breaking
Lmao the list on the record now is growing. Even dude took his spot back and also some thirsty person name was "KurtisConnorIsTrash" but is in dead last 😂😂 Go take it back Kurtis!
number one victory royale, yeah kurtis we boutta get down (get down)
ten kills on the board right now
just wiped out Kurtistown
my mayor just gto downed, i revived him now we're heading to town
Now we're in the Kurtistown streets
Look at the map go to the marked sheets
Take me to your Xbox to play kurtis today
Kurtistown’s official sport is now this game
It's the official sport but it's also illegal
Yes
@@lonnybunny3227 yep
as it should be
Yes
Brocis came back with a revenge in his heart
i cannot explain why it took me 3 years to watch this video, and when you were talking abt talking to a speedrunner my mind went to Ant too!! And being a long time fan of him too its so cool that he’s in one of your vids! And ALSO Tanner… You joined a speedrunning challenge and then that same day threw yourself into that game for 8 _hours_ and yet this man was still kinda surprised when he was diagnosed with autism 😂❤️
Kurtis’s childhood friend being called Conner really makes him seem made up and I do want to believe him but I just dont
It's like John Mulaney's childhood friend being named John, but weirder.
*flashback to Dear Evan Hansen-*
I also agree he was imaginary
He’s mentioned that friend in another vid and acknowledged the name weirdness
I imagine his name is Conner kurtis
i can't believe kurtis said the word "runs" this many times without making a single diarrhea joke
Our boy is growing up 🥲
My weight training teacher made a runs joke today
i can't believe kurtis conner said the n word, i guess he is a gamer now #cancelled
@@bbseal6174 what
@@bbseal6174 what
“but i didn’t want to throw in the towel. i wanted to throw a wiener off a building.” truly inspiring
Dude I got CHILLS the moment you said ocarina of time and the opening theme started. I’m like about to cry. It was such a good time man
The worst golf video game known to women? Yeah, that’s Victoria’s Secret
LMFAOJDJKJDSFDHJ
Omg
I WISH KURTIS WOULD SEE THIS LMFAOSBGREEGR
LMAOOOSJDFNJCK YES
NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND AHH FHRUFBWVUJFBU
"I turned out just fine"
*thinks about life*
"i-i didnt say good..."
6am hot dog
Doing just mediocre is still good enough xd
i just discovered your channel today, and can't stop laughing. your humor is highly reminiscent of Rm Brown.
My blood was pumpin this whole video? So sick man. Proud of you! The reaction was the best part!! Make more content like this if possible hahaha. That’s so cool..
I knew he had to be a child of divorce, ain't no one with stable parents this funny
I want to be offended but you ain’t wrong
Did he say stepfather? When I hear "biological" I always think of adoption
@@emperortransman yeah he told a story about his stepdad a few minutes before that and said divorce
lol "child of divorce"
Horse parents?
“My friend, Conner”
Me: Lemme guess, his last name was Kurtis?
Conner Kurtis
I was about to ask the same thing! XD
He has mentioned he gets that joke all the time before lol
You must be new here.
and if they got married he'd be connor conner
did *not* expect to be hit with kurtis conner dad lore so early in the video
Even though your way down there now, I still love the progression of this video and the whole journey it seems like a really good look at what it's actually like to be a speedrunner. Good work.
I cannot believe he put himself through mental torment just as a treat for us
even when he’s angry he’s still so calm
right i would be screaming
it's the canadian in him
@@rajeshbalan4088 oh hey hange
@@rajeshbalan4088 I'd be breaking stuff, hurting myself and yelling at everyone around me :(
Thank god I don't do speedruns
@@arima_song RIGHTT
brocis420 reclaimed his throne!
I'm only 2 years late but if you actually go and check the record someone else posted another right by him named kurtisconneristrash. And I think that the fact that I've discovered this 2 years late is kinda funny
”Practice makes perfect, unfortunately”
-Kurtis Conner
The quote that changed my life
The next Einstein
If your friend wasn’t Conner Kurtis I’ll be upset.
“I should say that his name is also Conner, I’m not calling myself my own best friend”
My dad LOVED this game on N64 when we were growing up. Whenever he had a long day at the ER he would beg us to play this game with him or he'd kick us off the N64 to play this game with his friend. This is my favorite terrible game to bring out at parties
Brocis420 strikes back that's craaazy bro
As i grew up i noticed how every girl around me knew what the worst golf videogame was, but i didn't. My mom was also confused, she said "how could you possibly not know what the worst golf game is?". A year ago i realised i am a trans man. Thanks worst golf game ever, you helped me realise so many things.
I dont know about you, but as a girl who liked games I got the crappiest, cheapest games possible when I was young. My favourite games as a kid are so obscure!
Edit: oh! I just came across the joke in the video. My bad lol
Oh my god it took me far longer to realize how actually good this joke is
im slow, could someone pls explain the joke to me D:
@@augustinav2030 girls knew what the worst golf game and he didnt he didnt kniw he was trans at the time so when he realized it he knew why he didnt know the worst golf game unlike the other girls cuz he was never a girl
Okay but what game was it please. I get the trans joke but I don’t understand the golf joke 💀 am I too old??? Am I thinking too hard???? I’m a girl and I genuinely don’t understand what this is supposed to mean 💀 please. My crops are dying and I will not survive the winter
This is the most visibly angry any Canadian has ever been
Come visit Alberta buddy you’ll wish you didn’t :(
you haven't met my mother when the dishes haven't been done
You haven’t met that one uncle I have (never met in my life) when the fishing rod is an inch too far in the ice
You havent seen jeff my name is jeff
You’ve clearly never heard of the 2011 Stanley Cup finals when Vancouver lists
amazingly entertaining and engaging story. thank you for this! and I just wanna say nothing will ever beat punching in your name on your first ever Zelda save file on ocarina of time. oh the memories with this game.
the water temple was always my favourite temple, the stuff about it that people found so annoying was exactly what made it click so well in my brain, its always my favourite part of replaying the game. also morpha was my favourite boss, i loved that fight
SmallAnt is 1000% the type of dude to talk to Kurtis and then secretly go and break his record without telling him
Probably why Kurtis didn't tell him what game he was running LOL
@@isaiahromero9861 That's because Kurtis already knows the secret first rule of speedrunning: Never tell another runner that you're trying to break a record.
Why are we talking about smallant
@@Everettalla because he was in the video
@Dr. Lobter because he’s in the video??
I’m convinced that “middle school Kurtis” is a completely different person.
RUclipsr notes app apology tings
Isn't everyones middle school version a completely different person?
@@BTredflag no lol
@@ruesylvester the answer is yes. Even on a cellular level
@@ruesylvester people Kurtis’s age, yes... most of us are completely different than our middle school selves. Shit was weird back then
For anyone curious Kurtis is currently in 4th place. 3rd being FunkyABBA at 11:27, 2nd is FxTourmaline41 at 10:39, and first being *insert long dramatic pause here* brocis420 at 10:15
Yeah I was pretty disheartened when I decided to check for myself
for anyone watching this now thats too lazy to check but wants to know how the record stands: kurtis is in 5th and brocis420 is at 1st again with a record of 10 minutes and 15 seconds
The look on Kurtis' face when he gets the staircase glitch added ten years to my life
Edit: this is super stupid, but thanks for the likes! This is my most liked comment ever, I'm super grateful!
9:23
then he lost 100 years after playing the golf game
BLJ fam!
Everybody Loves Raymond for Genesis being rated M for Mature is too funny
Thank you for sharing your bio- and step- dad stories, very relatable and hilarious 🤣
went over to check what the record was for castle of illusion (my childhood fave sega genesis game) and its 17 minutes. I couldn't even get past level 3.
After years of watching Kurtis videos, i can say that seeing him saying “cmon man” while getting frustrated is TOUCHING BOTTOM. that man was ANGRY angry
all i could think of during this whole video was the image of jenna minding her own business and then hearing her boyfriend in the other room screaming over a shitty decades-old golfing game lmfao 💀💀
this has nothing to do with the video but here are other channel names kurt boy can use
kurtis bonger - no explanation needed
kurtis palmer - palm reading
kurtis bomber - creating bombs
kurtis calmer - asmr
kurtis frogger - collecting frogs
kurtis logger - chopping logs
kurtis mobber - joining mobs
kurtis stalker - self explanatory
kurtis clogger - big shits clogging his toilet
that’s all thank you for listening
Kurtis raging is the most Canadian thing ever
If someone told me their Ocarina of Time water temple record was 31 minutes, it would be marriage on site.
RIGHT
EXACTLY! 😌😌
I distinctly remember commenting this yesterday and idk if you copied my comment or if we are just crazy in sync, but consider me unsettled.
Yeah it took me at least 3 hours. It was one of the first games I played but still...
kurtis: *literally beats a world record*
also kurtis: god i can't believe i failed
I'm bad at remembering to like videos - I always want to for people whose videos I really enjoy but U often forget probably because of frankly how integrated into my life watching youtube has gotten, it being such a commonplace thing and whatnot. Idk, also to be honest I am drunk. But the fact that you had such a mastery of the water temple in ocarina of time immediately got my like with no questions and I just want to say how much I appreciate that as well as your videos in general and hope things are going well for you on the whole. Keep on keeping on dude
I was searching for "Dad n me" for years but couldn't find it on google when I searched for everything I remembered and thanks to your video I found it and can play it again after all these years. Thanks Kurtis for your great videos.