Deeply Troubling WikiHow Articles (w/ Ryan Trahan)
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- Опубликовано: 14 дек 2018
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Well gang today we're taking another look at the disturbing side of wikihow. There's a lot to learn from these articles so feel free to take notes in a tiny notebook.
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Acting possessed isn’t a hobby. *It’s a lifestyle.*
LMAO 😂
Yikes 🤣
Awesomeman 3226 when can i join the cult?
THE CAT PEE DOES GLOW
Yeeee😂😝
*Danny looks 17 and Ryan looks 14*
Y do people say this!
He has a *young face*
Baby face
Nah Danny looks 6 and Ryan looks like a fetus
The only person that can make Danny look older 😂
This is actually why Danny is greying early, he’s getting his ice powers
Came here for this comment and this comment only
💀💀💀
that’s actually funny
Lmao
Lol I accidentally read it as "greging early"
Tell me Ryan doesn't give you lovably awkward Golden retriever energy
This is so weirdly true, he’s just so happy to be their
Yeah he’s just constantly happy and enjoying himself it infectious
@Jimmy Jim Have _what?_
BAHAHAHA EXACACTLY
I never realized someone could be Mister PeanutButter from Bojack Horseman
Danny has never looked older than someone before
Apparently theres a first for everything
He is a few years younger, that’s saying something
Satan Ryan’s 21 and Danny’s 25
That's so trueeee
I feel like Ryan still looks older-
I watched too many cooking shows and now I have rice powers.
Jessie Matthews I’m Canadian so I have nice powers
i forgot to wash my hair so now I have lice powers
I have been watching too much Danny,
I have Greg powers.
I watched too many shows with made up words in it, I now have jice powers
I cut a lot of onions
Now I have slice powers
I found an wiki how article on “how to act like you’re a witch in middle school”. There was a question that asked “does this only work for people middle school?”and there was an answer that said “no it doesn’t have to be only for middle school, i am a 37 year old single mother and i use this at work to make people obey my commands.” It is frightening to me that adults use these kind of wiki how articles.
that's amazing
Gets all the girls 😎
@@flamingoflames8605 Lesbian witch mother
That HAS to be a joke.. it has to be..
What the fuck y’all found my mom on Wikihow??
I’m glad Hans Christian Andersen came back to life just to collab with Disney to write a wikihow article; what a champ
He would be so happy to see how much more gay ppl are accepted nowadays!
Callab with Disney? Don’t you mean Walt Disney came back to life too? 😮
@@queerqueen098 But he'd probably dislike people not spelling out "people."
How to pretend to faint:
Step 1: *Get a brick*
You know what to do
are we sure this is pretend anymore?
I've been holding this brick for five months, please tell me step two- my family is worried.
@@NoLongerTwee Step 2: Eat it
i choked on my buiscuit
*ACTING POSSESSED IS NOT A PHASE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!*
Why do I feel like I would say this 😂
It’s a lifestyle!
This is something I would genuinely scream at my dad.
MOM ITS NOT A PHASE
Saman Ali Khan
It’s just my personal expression, *MOM*
I was imagining if your family did this throughout the vid.
You’re in the bathtub screaming “ITS NOT WORKING” as your sister tells you about garlic day and its mysteries, you hear your dad or mother in the other room yelling bloody murder, your other parent is slowly turning into a cat, and your brother has been constantly fainting for years.
I ALMOST CHOKED LAUGHING OMG
@@milmax2486 I forgot that I made this comment 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Okay I’ve figured it out
Ryan= Tom Holland
Drew= Tobey Maquarie
Danny= Andrew Garfield
but everyone loves Danny Gonzalez
What about Kurtis
ah yes, tobey macquire, the great value tobey maguiere
@@Alex_Hausamhe's ned
@@Alex_Hausam hes peter b from spider verse
How to act possessed:
Step 1: Study every chihuahua you can find.
Step 2: Copy their behaviour.
@The Black Crayon i fucking love you
Marbles: 👁️👅👁️
💀
I have a chiuiuiua and she's extremely submissive to the other animals, a complete omega, very lovable, affectionate and barks at any person who comes through the door but immediately jumps on them and barks for attention.
@@thatuzikinnie6077 Yeah. My family chihuahua is like that. But most are known for being pretty yappy and snappy. And I AM the manager 😂
Ok. But why do both of them look 16???
Where did they swim? The fountain of youth ?
“Let’s go Ryan! We don’t want to be getting any wrinkles!”
The fountain of greg
That should be a WikiHow article
They follow a "how to pretend to be immortal" wikihow
When Danny is married & looks 10 years younger than me...
There was an article i read on "How to be a mermaid" and it was very similar to the ice powers one. It started off with very mundane tips like "spend time at the beach" or "join your highschool swimming club". Then it started telling you to be all secretive and refuse to swim in front of your friends because then they'll see your true form.
That’s counterintuitive because how could you be on the swim team while not swimming in front of people
@@AroAceEnbyCatLover idek lol wikihow is written by someone who has never had contact with another human being
Dont forget the full moon bathtub ritual !
And the magical necklace 😂
WikiHow be like "dress for the powers you want, not the powers you have"
Great advice tho ngl 😭
If someone asks you to do something,
1. Hiss
2. Pretend to have ice powers
3. Faint
IM SCREECHING 😭😭
But what if they look in my four inch notebook when I faint?
Perfect
At summer camp one year, a girl convinced me that she was a mermaid and made me promise not to tell. First time telling this secret in 7 years
Emma Johnston :( but you promised
Emma Johnston BRO YOU PROMISED, can’t just expose her like THT
MERMAIDS ARE REALL!!! CALL THE PAPERS!!11!!!1!
emma she trusted you how could you
You look 25 so this is very confusing
The first two steps in the “How To Act Possessed” article are just me and my anger issues in elementary school…
the article is me in middle school with my emotional dysregulation
@@mammoneymelon lol
@@mammoneymelon lol
@@mammoneymelon lol
I think the idea of the “leaving occult books around” thing is that whoever finds it is supposed to think you were researching the occult (for some reason) and got yourself possessed.
Pretty sure you're right, it's a common trope
i love how ryan just spends the whole video waiting for a chance to speak
Omg i was about to comment that.
at least he’s not that person who feels the need to talk, and just does it, even if someone is 💀
nice profile pic!
Ikr
@The Dead Center thats why he has the prettier wife.
G rated version of Cody Ko and Noel Miller
white version*
lilly bby you know cody is white, right?
@@juliarivers4470 ya but his raps in tmg add +3 ethnicity points
@@melissa171799 only on their new stuff. In Super Xan cody sounded white af
oh fuck😂😂😂
I had a friend pretend to be possessed once on Halloween. It was really annoying because it freaked out one of our other friends (he was quite a bit younger then us) but no matter how many times we said we knew she was pretending she never admitted it.
Ryan is so fucking adorable. He's like a very tiny golden retriever. LOOK AT THOSE EYES
He looks genuinely so happy
cody ko bleached his hair for ice powers confirmed
oh my
thats a bit 400 nic
true
Evil ice witch *
What do you mean, he naturally has gray hair
Greg is no longer the fastest growing army... *the nutcrackers are.*
Brittney Bonicelli Cue the March of the Toy Soldiers from The Nutcracker.
Lol
The nutcrakers are greg
@@qwertyuiop4169 perhaps but they seem to be growing faster than us... *they're planning to take over*
the nutcrackers are part of greg
i think my favorite wikihow article is how to rp a family on animal jam as there's a section involving the sex part of it and it's genuinely the funniest thing
whAT
😨
So Danny has ice blue eyes and a white streak in his hair... I think there's something he needs to tell us.
If old people have ice powers, is that why they're so sensitive about the thermostat?
It’s all clear now 😮
Is there a draft in here?
Lol
"WHO MESSED WITH THE THERMOSTAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BILLY!"
Tatum Fowler *gasp*
Sure, Wikihow may be disturbing, weird and confusing, but by God, the pictures make for some great meme material.
Handz 0n Trigger pink guy forever. Lol
That's where "Assert Dominance" came from.
Handz 0n Trigger vywqq hくぁhvっczcx
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Never thought of this until read this comment 😂
Handz 0n Trigger preach.
As a person who actually has fainting spells fairly often, I can say that I wouldn't recommend it since I have had and have multiple concussions. But I do get out of things I don't want 🤷
love how they try to hide their “powers” by wearing a snowflake necklace
I like how Ryan is sitting on a super tiny chair. And Danny's just on a huge chair.
that's to assert dominance
He's also sitting on a pillow
It's because Ryan is Danny's collab little brother :0
He's on a chair?!
I thought he was just hovering 👁️👄👁️
so i love your username
Danny looks like a dad and Ryan looks like a teen boy from the 80s
Nah Danny is that one friend from ever disney Channel show ever that always comes over and pretty much just lives there
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 why is this so accurate??
ryan looks like the nerd from breakfast club
Your pfp gives me life
@@lee-tl8lt no wonder he's so conceited
Get you a partner that looks at you the way Ryan looks at Danny
💀
Why would I want someone I have a business arrangement with to look at me like that?
Just saw this and having actual fainting spells due to disorders and disability hearing the one on how to fake them to get out of things made me furious.
Danny looks like he got slapped by legal
Boop
YAHAHAAHAHWHAHAHA
LFMAOOO
Haha I saw that video
i’m allergic to cats 🤣
Just two twelve year old boys doin their thing
Just guys being dudes
thang*
Mani Rogers just dudes being guys
Lauren Sievers they're like double your age kid
Just kids being kids
Gotta love Hans Christian Andersen dying in 1875, then coming back to life just to make a wikiHow article
this... this is a thign!?!? i've been watching both danny and ryan for like 2 or 3 years and i just NOW find out they made a collab 5 years ago? what?
thign
thign
Ikr
SAME WHAT IM FREAKING OUT THAT THEY KNOW EACH OTHER!
*takes forever making ice costumes and accessories*
*gets fire powers*
OH COME ON
Adqm good one! 😂😂😂
Now you can become natsu dragneel, I guess?
Hey your enemies defo won’t anticipate it
I made a fire costume and dyed my hair red then got water powers :(
I mean that's the best way to trick your enemies into putting up the wrong traps
Why are your hands cold?
*snow reason*
🥁🥁👏
Badum
CHHHHH
Badumpsssss
Hahaha
ba dum tsss
I was about 5 minutes in before I noticed the nutcracker army and now I'm terrified.
I love how their only two steps into the first article and Danny is ALREADY angry that he hasn't gotten to the cool steps yet
Danny: *breathes*
Ryan: *LAUGHS IN HYSTERICS*
aylin cildir lol
Ryan is Jimmy
Tbh I do that too 😂😂
My name is Aylin
Pfff me
How to have ice powers:
*Step 1: tape Freezers to your hand*
I did this, what do I do now?
@@blarghmoment1825 your done!
Genius
Einstein could never ....
instructions unclear. i now have a group of polar bears and Arctic foxes following me. help.
Hey Danny and Ryan.
This is another fun collaboration video. Your energy together makes it greatly entertaining.
I don't know if you're aware of this; the CDC has tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse on their website. It's legit emergency info presented tongue in cheek.
Your presentation of wiki-how reminded me of it.
Thanks again for the laughter.
Like 5 years ago I had a „not like other girls“-phase and wanted to be a legit superhero/villain (didn’t really matter) so I read _several_ Wikipedia articles on how to be a superhero and stuff like that. I also tried for a few weeks to make people think I’m a secret agent by sneaking around school, telling people I have plans and obviously making up what I have planned, and letting an app call me and then saying „I told you not to call me here“ into my phone
The whole time Ryan is just admiring him like "this is actually happening now bro"
ikr it seems like Ryan is Greg too
@@tracimoyer9879 he is! he's a huge fan of danny 😆
He finally got to sit at the cool kids table at lunch
I WAS LE 2,100th LIKEEEEEEEEEEE
KP Miller "le" why did you randomly go french
I can't believe Danny is finally collaborating with Dash from The Incredibles.
Just Ine dash*😂
Just Ine bro. just no. who tf is flash
I can’t believe you got his name wrong. FaKe FaN
SISTERS IM JOKING
*Cough* **Dash from The Incredibles *Cough*
I read a Wikihow article about getting out of school for being “sick”. One of the things it suggested is drinking a certain liquid that *makes you throw up* .
Give me the link lol I need to read that
10:58 "Guys I think devin might be... a dummy!"
I have two things to say
One Ryan's laugh sounds like a very happy cough
And two it's the first time Danny looks older than someone. Ryan looks 14 and Danny looks 15
😂😂
To
Danny's 20 something, maybe 30 something
@@GenerationConteXt that is the joke
@@Alina-kn8wf thanks. I always mess up
When I was in the third grade, I was in the girls bathroom with a group of friends and this one girl, Ophelia, started talking about how she couldn't wash her hands because she turned into a mermaid whenever she got wet so my best friend ran her fingers under the faucet and flicked them at her. She rain into one of the stalls, shut the door and said "Oh, not now!" so one of my friends peeked under the stall and confirmed that she still had legs.
Edit: A good addition to this is when my elementary school friend tried to convince me that he had super senses because his dad was a cop, and could tell that the flagpole in the parking lot was exactly 36.4 (or something like that) meters away just by smelling the air.
we all lied in elementary school
Lol
@Adam Buxton mystery solved.
Damn, I used to think I was a werewolf for like all of elementary school. But one day my friend pointed out that the necklace I wore every day was made of silver, so it should be burning me. I said I wore it every day to build up an immunity to it so that nothing could kill me and I’d be immortal. I had big ambitions for a 10 year old
@@Blueklima9708 maybe you built up such an immunity that you became human again
11:15 Well if the demon hasn't taken full control yet then the person might try and figure it out on their own time but not tell anyone cause they'd seem crazy. My only question would be why doesn't the demon just clean it up or, better yet, burn the bo.oks? The symbols feel like overkill, especially if they're the stereotypically ones and everywhere. Why am I actually kind of criticizing this WikiHow?
2:37 nah it's more like you wanna learn Für Elise and the teacher is explaining where the wood to make the piano comes from and the ethics of using ivory to make the keys (which they don't anymore, thankfully).
Friend: I have ice powers
Me: Can you show me?
Friend: Uh... Uhm.... ‘faints’
Yes😂😂
I'm JuSt GoInG tO sTaRt FaInTiNg
When you wake up start hissing
Lolly Sherman ??
LemonBoy IsMe from the “how to act possessed” part lol
get you a man that looks at you like how ryan looks at danny
juulie lol I was thinking that the entire video
Yeah I was thinking that too
This comment has 666 likes XD
But I want a woman because I'm a lesbian *thinking emoji*
I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT
As someone who legitimately faints occasionally, how you would get out of things by fainting isn't actually the fainting itself. I'm usually only unconscious for 5-10 seconds (long enough to hit the ground), but the disorientation and dizziness can last for up to half an hour depending on the situation. I once lost memory of about 10 minutes before and after the faint. It's more the side effects of fainting that make you unable to do anything afterwards.
this is almost completely unrelated but at around 4:52 i got a greenpeace ad about forest fires and it said something like "if we don't do something, this family [of koalas] will take their last breath" right before i skipped, and right after was the bit where ryan said "i'm excited" and i audibly gasped lmfaooo
most dramatic gasp i've ever taken tbh
can’t wait for the next article “How to Convince People you have Fire Powers”
step 1: put your hand in flaming hot coals
Shrek Shrek that profile picture though
SHERK
Jordan is dumb.
Step 5 - When there is a house fire in a movie, maybe look at your hands and smile. Maybe you shouldn’t do it to often.
Step 2: make your friends take you to the hospital because your hands and basically destroyed
Shrek Shrek that way they will feel WaRm :D
before i knew ryan i thought you colabed with a random 16 year old
Lol i thought the other way
They are both 12 lol
@@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 then what makes you, someone who has an among us pfp
@@sharp9150 a ten year old girl literally
@@sharp9150 there's no way that could be any more irrelevant
Ryan Trahan is so cool, he should make a 30 day series on delivering a penny to MrBeast
"Step number 9: Act like the frostbite doesn't bother you"
*I guess you could say the cold never bothered me anyways*
“do ice powers” has the same energy as “let’s together bath”
LETS TOGTHER BATH
LETS TOGETHER BATH
_Let's together bath, Let's together bath,_
*COME COME EVERYBODY JUST COME*
@@rowyn2643 sure
@@juliefarrell6688 ok ok colm dawny
Lets together bath, lets together bath, lets together bath, come come every body just come, JUST COME
Is it just me or was Ryan fangirling the whole time?
It was so cute aw
Via Peters no it was not just you I spy a fangirl
Hannah Ytuarte here we spy a fan girl in its natural habitat 😂
Yes yes yes
Lmao yea
How humble of Danny to not make a big deal about his ice powers and just leave hints with his hair
How to act possessed steps 1-4:
Show signs of extreme depression.
Ryan falling in love and Danny friend-zoning him for 18 minutes straight
Tiniest turtle lMao
laughing MY ass off. MINE. ONLY MINE. Your asses stay attached. Only my ass can fall off. FUCK you.
Kids quit the sexual stuff when your like 11
@@scentsiclestylings4443 bro i just chocked on my water heLp
LMAOOOO
Ryan is the most unawkward awkward person.
He’s like the one babysitter where you can do whatever you want and he’d just be like
“Wait! Your parents told me to not let you do- oh okay...”
@@user-gn9io7mx5d That's called being passive
@@afoxnamedangel1577 bruh why you being so mean calling them a dumbass bitch,thats cold man (this is a joke if you dont get it your dumb)
Firetail _ wow you’re soo funny
@@gacha_nora278 i was almost about to be like "thats their username. YOU'RE a dumbass b*tch" but then i saw ur parentheses and realized if i say that im not an intellectual
fun fact in elementary school i would pretend 2 faint every time we had 2 run the mile (not bc of that article) and i actually managed 2 convince several doctors i had an iron deficiency
i will strangle the life out of you if you continue to use "2" instead of "to"
danny almost let ryan do the intro:))) hes so nice!! and so humble!! thank you for letting small youtubers like brian or whatever be on your channel!!!!
*Cody and noel left the chat*
Siraaa_ B. Drew and Ryan Yerrow too
I’m cackling
Their doubtful attitude towards this article is the exact reason they dont have ice powers
You have to believe
They are fools for doubting the ice
True... they never cared enough to _understand_ the concept of ice in the first place and rather brushed it off carelessly
Clearly they didn’t read the book, learn weather patterns, watch the movies, study snow and ice, or put their hands in cold water
You have to learn the structure of ice on a molecular level.
The collab we all wanted but never knew we needed
Thank you so much for the captions, Auto-generated captions barely get any message across. I have a partial hearing loss, but with good captions I can also enjoy your humor to the fullest!
*ryan trahan fangirling for 18 minutes an 27 seconds*
Libby Lou lol same
Seconds? 😂
*minutes
Ok i get it. i sAiD tHe WrOnG wOrd
Libby Lou you still haven’t changed it tho
Ryan looks like he looks up to Danny.
I was thinking the same thing the whole video
Ye
He has to. His chair is much smaller then Danny’s.
Fandom Follower lol
He probably does danny is a titan in the commentary industry
8:42 2019 - ryan trahans first naughty nono stinky word -
"who is reading these articles?"
-Danny while doing exactly that
When I was little I would pretend to faint all the time. But never to convince people I actually fainted. I literally just thought it was fun. Then in middle school I was cast in a play as a dude who's only purpose was to faint. All my years of extremely hard work and dedication finally paid off that day.
𝗟𝗺𝗮𝗼𝗼𝗼 😂😂😂
wait why is that super cute
Honestly I love that for you dude
Did you knock or out of the park?
@@noizepusher7594 PLS
Danny has established dominance by sitting on the chair that’s bigger.
The chad
Probably because he’s the owner of the channel tho
@@nghiavan8952 fuck really? Had no idea
top move
I'm your 1k like :)
My two most favorite creators
Now all we need is faline san
that would be an insane collab to be honest
i am seriously considering doing only the “practice your ice power” step because it’s so fucking funny to me
Danny, are you okay??? That one nutcracker is dangerously close and they are multiplying...
On the last day of December, he's going to be drowning in nutcrackers
John Laurens and the one with the white hat is the leader oh god
Dear god I didn't even notice
They get closer every video!!!
I like Ryan. It sounds like he coughs every time he laughs.
Lol. It does 😂
It’s beautiful
He has a youtube channel
My dude loves dry jokes I guess
Are those two sentences related?
My roommate and I found a comment on WikiHow's "How To Become An Underwater Welder," asking if it not knowing how to swim would be a problem for a prospective underwater welder.
I think knowing how to swim would be pretty fucking important bro.
the fact that ryan has over double the amount of subscribers that danny has now is so crazy to me
Dude, just as he said “why can’t this freeze” my phone froze. I genuinely thought it was apart of the video for a few seconds.
Lol
Coincidence? I think not
Grammar.
You have grammar.
*THANK YOU*
AestheticCloud
Lmao, yeah. Unfortunately I’m seemingly one of the only teenagers these days with proper grammar. 😂
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I think the “How to act like your possessed” article should be changed to “How to get admitted into a mental health facility”
JayLynne J. I think the “how to act like your possessed” article should be “how to act like you’re possessed”
how to be nellie bly
How to be like my sister
How to get put on Dr.Phil
Ryan should do a wikiHow on how to look exactly the same 5 years later
I once saw a wiki how on how to act like Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan and the whole premise was don't show any emotion
Ryan looks like a 2018 version of Rick Astley
WHOisShe _
i 👏 thought 👏 the 👏 same 👏 thing 👏
Facts
WHOisShe _ I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO COMMENT THAT!
WHOisShe _ oh my god
He seriously does... gotta mention, though, that Rick Astley has a new album out and it is gold. 👌🏻
Cody Ko must have ice powers with his bleached hair
nah with his hair he might be a snowman
dont reveal his secret omg...rude
oh my god that's so cool
His next video: “Coming Out...As an Ice Queen!!” Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:41 Watching this five years later, that is the first time I’ve heard Ryan swear
The great reset
they look like two different cartoon characters in a crossover
Sienna Ellis ,
kellie g OMG, can’t unsee it now!! 😂
You both look 11 in this video A+
Craig isn’t cool
Yeah
ruclips.net/video/QwkSqks55m0/видео.html
I know this was 5 years ago but collab I’ve needed
I love how at 2:25 he started to pronounce Hans correctly and then corrected himself to say it incorrectly.