When I was little I would pretend to faint all the time. But never to convince people I actually fainted. I literally just thought it was fun. Then in middle school I was cast in a play as a dude who's only purpose was to faint. All my years of extremely hard work and dedication finally paid off that day.
I found an wiki how article on “how to act like you’re a witch in middle school”. There was a question that asked “does this only work for people middle school?”and there was an answer that said “no it doesn’t have to be only for middle school, i am a 37 year old single mother and i use this at work to make people obey my commands.” It is frightening to me that adults use these kind of wiki how articles.
When I was in the third grade, I was in the girls bathroom with a group of friends and this one girl, Ophelia, started talking about how she couldn't wash her hands because she turned into a mermaid whenever she got wet so my best friend ran her fingers under the faucet and flicked them at her. She rain into one of the stalls, shut the door and said "Oh, not now!" so one of my friends peeked under the stall and confirmed that she still had legs. Edit: A good addition to this is when my elementary school friend tried to convince me that he had super senses because his dad was a cop, and could tell that the flagpole in the parking lot was exactly 36.4 (or something like that) meters away just by smelling the air.
Damn, I used to think I was a werewolf for like all of elementary school. But one day my friend pointed out that the necklace I wore every day was made of silver, so it should be burning me. I said I wore it every day to build up an immunity to it so that nothing could kill me and I’d be immortal. I had big ambitions for a 10 year old
I have a chiuiuiua and she's extremely submissive to the other animals, a complete omega, very lovable, affectionate and barks at any person who comes through the door but immediately jumps on them and barks for attention.
There was an article i read on "How to be a mermaid" and it was very similar to the ice powers one. It started off with very mundane tips like "spend time at the beach" or "join your highschool swimming club". Then it started telling you to be all secretive and refuse to swim in front of your friends because then they'll see your true form.
I was imagining if your family did this throughout the vid. You’re in the bathtub screaming “ITS NOT WORKING” as your sister tells you about garlic day and its mysteries, you hear your dad or mother in the other room yelling bloody murder, your other parent is slowly turning into a cat, and your brother has been constantly fainting for years.
I think the idea of the “leaving occult books around” thing is that whoever finds it is supposed to think you were researching the occult (for some reason) and got yourself possessed.
So one of my part-time gigs is as a princess entertainer for birthday parties and events. My first ever character was Elsa (or The Snow Queen ‘cause we don’t wanna get sued by Disney looool) and in training we were told a lot about how to make the perfect “ice power” hands and what to say to kids who ask about Elsa’s powers. Usually kids are like “do the magic!” and I have to say either “My powers don’t work outside of Arendelle” or “I’m still learning how to control my powers and promised Anna I wouldn’t use them outside of our kingdom” and divert the hell out of them by asking about their favorite things to do in the wintertime or whatever. But my first ever party as Elsa was pretty special, I’ll never forget. It was a normal day here in December, there was snow on the ground but not a lot. As soon as we pulled up into the venue for the event, it just started snowing like crazy. The kids went wild when I entered the room, they were like “ELSA YOUR POWERS MADE IT SNOW” and internally I was freaking out at this wonderful weather coincidence and was thinking “damn, maybe I am really magic”.
I have two things to say One Ryan's laugh sounds like a very happy cough And two it's the first time Danny looks older than someone. Ryan looks 14 and Danny looks 15
Y'know, I just had a thought. Since a lot of inspiration was taken from The Snow Queen, is Disney making a character named Hans the antagonist a reference to the fact that Frozen differs wildly from its "source material"? I may just be sleep deprived.
I had a friend pretend to be possessed once on Halloween. It was really annoying because it freaked out one of our other friends (he was quite a bit younger then us) but no matter how many times we said we knew she was pretending she never admitted it.
Hey Danny and Ryan. This is another fun collaboration video. Your energy together makes it greatly entertaining. I don't know if you're aware of this; the CDC has tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse on their website. It's legit emergency info presented tongue in cheek. Your presentation of wiki-how reminded me of it. Thanks again for the laughter.
he also sounds like he's coughing every time, I was watching the video without looking at the footage at first and wondered why someone there had a cold
Thank you so much for the captions, Auto-generated captions barely get any message across. I have a partial hearing loss, but with good captions I can also enjoy your humor to the fullest!
@@gacha_nora278 i was almost about to be like "thats their username. YOU'RE a dumbass b*tch" but then i saw ur parentheses and realized if i say that im not an intellectual
As someone who legitimately faints occasionally, how you would get out of things by fainting isn't actually the fainting itself. I'm usually only unconscious for 5-10 seconds (long enough to hit the ground), but the disorientation and dizziness can last for up to half an hour depending on the situation. I once lost memory of about 10 minutes before and after the faint. It's more the side effects of fainting that make you unable to do anything afterwards.
One time I walked in on a friend who was reading an article called how to pretend that you have OCD. Then he started cleaning everywhere, and as a person who has OCD I can confirm that he doesn't know what he was talking about.
Oof ya I feel like not many people really know what OCD is really like... I used to think I had ocd and it was just because I like things organized... that’s not what it is... and I realized that and stopped saying I was ocd
Yeah I agree I don’t personally have ocd but I know a bit about it and just because you are organised doesn’t mean you have ocd.Do actual research on the subject and if you are displaying symptoms go get clinically diagnosed.pretending to have ocd is disrespectful to people who actually have to deal with it everyday. Sorry for the rant just my 0.0002 cents worth :)
once in school i had to do a presentation about a disorder that affected someone i knew. i went with OCD despite nobody i know having it purely so that i could stand in front of my class and tell everyone that OCD isn't what they thought it was lol
as someone who has fainted in class before, fainting for even 10 seconds is enough to make teachers distressed enough to send you home so as long as it looks real enough
Literally the only time I've ever kind of fainted was when me and my siblings were messing around with helium filled balloons and I ingested a bit too much helium and passed out for 3 seconds
as a disabled person that has passed out multiple times during school, yeah you usually get sent home. i was accused of faking it once, but that wasn't even by the staff.
i think my favorite wikihow article is how to rp a family on animal jam as there's a section involving the sex part of it and it's genuinely the funniest thing
Just saw this and having actual fainting spells due to disorders and disability hearing the one on how to fake them to get out of things made me furious.
this is almost completely unrelated but at around 4:52 i got a greenpeace ad about forest fires and it said something like "if we don't do something, this family [of koalas] will take their last breath" right before i skipped, and right after was the bit where ryan said "i'm excited" and i audibly gasped lmfaooo most dramatic gasp i've ever taken tbh
What I do is I carry a freezer around with me at all times, full of ice cubes. If people ever upset me I grab a handful of ice cubes and throw them at them. Tip: Aim for the face ☺️
As a person who actually has fainting spells fairly often, I can say that I wouldn't recommend it since I have had and have multiple concussions. But I do get out of things I don't want 🤷
Like 5 years ago I had a „not like other girls“-phase and wanted to be a legit superhero/villain (didn’t really matter) so I read _several_ Wikipedia articles on how to be a superhero and stuff like that. I also tried for a few weeks to make people think I’m a secret agent by sneaking around school, telling people I have plans and obviously making up what I have planned, and letting an app call me and then saying „I told you not to call me here“ into my phone
2:37 nah it's more like you wanna learn Für Elise and the teacher is explaining where the wood to make the piano comes from and the ethics of using ivory to make the keys (which they don't anymore, thankfully).
my favorite wikihow is “how to prepare for your tonsillectomy” and one of the steps is about mentally preparing and mourning your tonsils before you get them removed
Yo, i don’t miss my tonsils at all. They were restricting my breathing and would hecking touch together when I swallowed. It was awful! Don’t mourn them. Wikihow is wack. You’re not gonna miss them
@@cherryberry9023 this reminds me of Autism Speaks encouraging parents of newly diagnosed autistic kids to mourn the child they wished they had and go through the five stages of grief
There's two types of people when it comes to fainting. The people who pretend to faint publicly. And the people genuinely pass out frequently but try to make sure no one notices.
>How to make Cereal< *Normal tutorials:* 1: Get a bowl and fill it with the desired cereal 2: fill the bowl with milk, grab a spoon and eat the cereal *Wikihow:* 1: Be born 2: learn to crawl, speak, and walk 3: graduate from elementry, middle-school, high school, and Backupsmore (any other college will not work) 4: Gather 5 Novendecillion kL of trash and gunk 5: Build a time machine 6: Hurl your trash ball at Earth, this will cause the extinction of the dinosaurs, ensuring your ancestors aren't gobbled up 7: Inform ancient humans on how to farm 6: Invent cows 8: Cause a famine, this will ensure people start using cows milk 9: Make sure all your ancestors meet to ensure your birth 10: Invent glass, plastic, or any bowl-y material 11: Invent metal 12: Invent spoons 13: Go back to your current time and buy a bowl, cereal, and a spoon 14: pour the cereal into the bowl 15: go back in time again 16: invent tables 17: invent housing 18: invent money so you can afford the reasources 19: Go back to your time 20: Pour milk in your bowl 21: Devour
So what I’m getting here is that Drew is the only other person allowed to do Danny’s intro, since Danny interrupts every other guest including his own wife but has let Drew do it without cutting it out
let’s be real we all remember that one girl in primary school where she thought she was a vampire or magical or even a demon or some shit like that and would try way too hard to make people see her act all closed in and mysterious that girl for me in my primary school was my cousin.... i never let her live that down now and it’s so hilarious to us
One of my closest friends in 5th and 6th grade "confessed" to me that she was a psychic. She even bought a very cheap tarot deck and all these dollar store crystals and gave out 'readings' to some people. Then in 6th grade my canine teeth became really sharp (they still are) and whenever I smiled or laughed everyone would be like "OmG aRe YoU a VaMpIrE?!?!" Near the end of the year I started going with it and I brought in a metal water bottle that had fruit punch in it and purposely let the juice till down my chin to freak people out,,,, by the end of the day I had multiple scheduled meetings with my guidance counselor
It was honestly one of the funniest things ever. Apparently everyone from my elementary told my story in middle school (I ended up going to a different school then them) and now I'm like this huge urban legend there. This one time I went to that school to pick my friend up and this girl I did not know was eyeing my from across the room and I was like 'okay bud' but my friend told a really good joke and I lol'd, as one does, the same girl and like 4 of her friends ran up to me and were like "are you the elementary vampire?!?!" It was surreal and everybody who knew me from elementary cracked up. I'm still a legend there even tho I'm no longer in middle school
If someone asks you to do something,
1. Hiss
2. Pretend to have ice powers
3. Faint
IM SCREECHING 😭😭
But what if they look in my four inch notebook when I faint?
Perfect
And when you wake back up, act possessed.
Anyone else notice Ryan cussing in this?
If old people have ice powers, is that why they're so sensitive about the thermostat?
It’s all clear now 😮
Is there a draft in here?
Lol
"WHO MESSED WITH THE THERMOSTAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BILLY!"
Tatum Fowler *gasp*
When I was little I would pretend to faint all the time. But never to convince people I actually fainted. I literally just thought it was fun. Then in middle school I was cast in a play as a dude who's only purpose was to faint. All my years of extremely hard work and dedication finally paid off that day.
𝗟𝗺𝗮𝗼𝗼𝗼 😂😂😂
wait why is that super cute
Honestly I love that for you dude
Did you knock or out of the park?
@@noizepusher7594 PLS
I found an wiki how article on “how to act like you’re a witch in middle school”. There was a question that asked “does this only work for people middle school?”and there was an answer that said “no it doesn’t have to be only for middle school, i am a 37 year old single mother and i use this at work to make people obey my commands.” It is frightening to me that adults use these kind of wiki how articles.
that's amazing
Gets all the girls 😎
@@flamingoflames8605 Lesbian witch mother
That HAS to be a joke.. it has to be..
What the fuck y’all found my mom on Wikihow??
Acting possessed isn’t a hobby. *It’s a lifestyle.*
LMAO 😂
Yikes 🤣
Awesomeman 3226 when can i join the cult?
THE CAT PEE DOES GLOW
Yeeee😂😝
I like how Ryan is sitting on a super tiny chair. And Danny's just on a huge chair.
that's to assert dominance
He's also sitting on a pillow
It's because Ryan is Danny's collab little brother :0
He's on a chair?!
I thought he was just hovering 👁️👄👁️
so i love your username
Their doubtful attitude towards this article is the exact reason they dont have ice powers
You have to believe
They are fools for doubting the ice
True... they never cared enough to _understand_ the concept of ice in the first place and rather brushed it off carelessly
Clearly they didn’t read the book, learn weather patterns, watch the movies, study snow and ice, or put their hands in cold water
You have to learn the structure of ice on a molecular level.
This is actually why Danny is greying early, he’s getting his ice powers
Came here for this comment and this comment only
💀💀💀
that’s actually funny
Lmao
Lol I accidentally read it as "greging early"
When I was in the third grade, I was in the girls bathroom with a group of friends and this one girl, Ophelia, started talking about how she couldn't wash her hands because she turned into a mermaid whenever she got wet so my best friend ran her fingers under the faucet and flicked them at her. She rain into one of the stalls, shut the door and said "Oh, not now!" so one of my friends peeked under the stall and confirmed that she still had legs.
Edit: A good addition to this is when my elementary school friend tried to convince me that he had super senses because his dad was a cop, and could tell that the flagpole in the parking lot was exactly 36.4 (or something like that) meters away just by smelling the air.
we all lied in elementary school
Lol
@Adam Buxton mystery solved.
Damn, I used to think I was a werewolf for like all of elementary school. But one day my friend pointed out that the necklace I wore every day was made of silver, so it should be burning me. I said I wore it every day to build up an immunity to it so that nothing could kill me and I’d be immortal. I had big ambitions for a 10 year old
@@Blueklima9708 maybe you built up such an immunity that you became human again
I watched too many cooking shows and now I have rice powers.
Jessie Matthews I’m Canadian so I have nice powers
i forgot to wash my hair so now I have lice powers
I have been watching too much Danny,
I have Greg powers.
I watched too many shows with made up words in it, I now have jice powers
I cut a lot of onions
Now I have slice powers
Danny has never looked older than someone before
Apparently theres a first for everything
He is a few years younger, that’s saying something
Satan Ryan’s 21 and Danny’s 25
That's so trueeee
I feel like Ryan still looks older-
Tell me Ryan doesn't give you lovably awkward Golden retriever energy
This is so weirdly true, he’s just so happy to be their
Yeah he’s just constantly happy and enjoying himself it infectious
@Jimmy Jim Have _what?_
BAHAHAHA EXACACTLY
I never realized someone could be Mister PeanutButter from Bojack Horseman
i love how ryan just spends the whole video waiting for a chance to speak
Omg i was about to comment that.
at least he’s not that person who feels the need to talk, and just does it, even if someone is 💀
nice profile pic!
Ikr
@The Dead Center thats why he has the prettier wife.
How to act possessed:
Step 1: Study every chihuahua you can find.
Step 2: Copy their behaviour.
@The Black Crayon i fucking love you
Marbles: 👁️👅👁️
💀
I have a chiuiuiua and she's extremely submissive to the other animals, a complete omega, very lovable, affectionate and barks at any person who comes through the door but immediately jumps on them and barks for attention.
@@thatuzikinnie6077 Yeah. My family chihuahua is like that. But most are known for being pretty yappy and snappy. And I AM the manager 😂
Petition for Danny to make a video of DOING the wikihow articles
Emelene Rosen I’m in
*signs* I'll sign it
Just signed it
Y E S
YESS
There was an article i read on "How to be a mermaid" and it was very similar to the ice powers one. It started off with very mundane tips like "spend time at the beach" or "join your highschool swimming club". Then it started telling you to be all secretive and refuse to swim in front of your friends because then they'll see your true form.
That’s counterintuitive because how could you be on the swim team while not swimming in front of people
@@Queer_AuDHD_Dragon idek lol wikihow is written by someone who has never had contact with another human being
Dont forget the full moon bathtub ritual !
And the magical necklace 😂
The whole time Ryan is just admiring him like "this is actually happening now bro"
ikr it seems like Ryan is Greg too
@@tracimoyer9879 he is! he's a huge fan of danny 😆
He finally got to sit at the cool kids table at lunch
I WAS LE 2,100th LIKEEEEEEEEEEE
KP Miller "le" why did you randomly go french
“do ice powers” has the same energy as “let’s together bath”
100th like go brrrrrrrrr
LETS TOGTHER BATH
LETS TOGETHER BATH
@@zoey3543 ayyyyyyy
:)
_Let's together bath, Let's together bath,_
*COME COME EVERYBODY JUST COME*
@@rowyn2643 sure
*ACTING POSSESSED IS NOT A PHASE MOM!!!!!!!!!!!*
Why do I feel like I would say this 😂
It’s a lifestyle!
This is something I would genuinely scream at my dad.
MOM ITS NOT A PHASE
Saman Ali Khan
It’s just my personal expression, *MOM*
I’m glad Hans Christian Andersen came back to life just to collab with Disney to write a wikihow article; what a champ
He would be so happy to see how much more gay ppl are accepted nowadays!
Callab with Disney? Don’t you mean Walt Disney came back to life too? 😮
@@queerqueen098 But he'd probably dislike people not spelling out "people."
Danny has established dominance by sitting on the chair that’s bigger.
The chad
Probably because he’s the owner of the channel tho
@@nghiavan8952 fuck really? Had no idea
top move
I'm your 1k like :)
Danny looks like a dad and Ryan looks like a teen boy from the 80s
Nah Danny is that one friend from ever disney Channel show ever that always comes over and pretty much just lives there
@@rowaneditspeppa3361 why is this so accurate??
ryan looks like the nerd from breakfast club
Your pfp gives me life
@@lee-tl8lt no wonder he's so conceited
Danny: *breathes*
Ryan: *LAUGHS IN HYSTERICS*
aylin cildir lol
Ryan is Jimmy
Tbh I do that too 😂😂
My name is Aylin
Pfff me
I was imagining if your family did this throughout the vid.
You’re in the bathtub screaming “ITS NOT WORKING” as your sister tells you about garlic day and its mysteries, you hear your dad or mother in the other room yelling bloody murder, your other parent is slowly turning into a cat, and your brother has been constantly fainting for years.
I ALMOST CHOKED LAUGHING OMG
@@milmax2486 I forgot that I made this comment 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Sure, Wikihow may be disturbing, weird and confusing, but by God, the pictures make for some great meme material.
Handz 0n Trigger pink guy forever. Lol
That's where "Assert Dominance" came from.
Handz 0n Trigger vywqq hくぁhvっczcx
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Never thought of this until read this comment 😂
Handz 0n Trigger preach.
How to have ice powers:
*Step 1: tape Freezers to your hand*
I did this, what do I do now?
@@blarghmoment1825 your done!
Genius
Einstein could never ....
instructions unclear. i now have a group of polar bears and Arctic foxes following me. help.
Dude, just as he said “why can’t this freeze” my phone froze. I genuinely thought it was apart of the video for a few seconds.
Lol
Coincidence? I think not
Grammar.
You have grammar.
*THANK YOU*
AestheticCloud
Lmao, yeah. Unfortunately I’m seemingly one of the only teenagers these days with proper grammar. 😂
• xxSkyzx • a part*
I think the idea of the “leaving occult books around” thing is that whoever finds it is supposed to think you were researching the occult (for some reason) and got yourself possessed.
Pretty sure you're right, it's a common trope
*takes forever making ice costumes and accessories*
*gets fire powers*
OH COME ON
Adqm good one! 😂😂😂
Now you can become natsu dragneel, I guess?
Hey your enemies defo won’t anticipate it
I made a fire costume and dyed my hair red then got water powers :(
I mean that's the best way to trick your enemies into putting up the wrong traps
Ok. But why do both of them look 16???
Where did they swim? The fountain of youth ?
“Let’s go Ryan! We don’t want to be getting any wrinkles!”
The fountain of greg
That should be a WikiHow article
They follow a "how to pretend to be immortal" wikihow
When Danny is married & looks 10 years younger than me...
So one of my part-time gigs is as a princess entertainer for birthday parties and events. My first ever character was Elsa (or The Snow Queen ‘cause we don’t wanna get sued by Disney looool) and in training we were told a lot about how to make the perfect “ice power” hands and what to say to kids who ask about Elsa’s powers. Usually kids are like “do the magic!” and I have to say either “My powers don’t work outside of Arendelle” or “I’m still learning how to control my powers and promised Anna I wouldn’t use them outside of our kingdom” and divert the hell out of them by asking about their favorite things to do in the wintertime or whatever. But my first ever party as Elsa was pretty special, I’ll never forget. It was a normal day here in December, there was snow on the ground but not a lot. As soon as we pulled up into the venue for the event, it just started snowing like crazy. The kids went wild when I entered the room, they were like “ELSA YOUR POWERS MADE IT SNOW” and internally I was freaking out at this wonderful weather coincidence and was thinking “damn, maybe I am really magic”.
I love that!
I actually dk what to say but WOW
Lolololo
Omggg that seems like such a special experience. I bet you're a great Elsa!
Yh soz I can't read tha5
WikiHow be like "dress for the powers you want, not the powers you have"
Great advice tho ngl 😭
Tbh If a notebook cover had "How Garlic Day Came to Be" on it, I'd be more inclined to take it
I mean, I would too
Sprinkle some Stardust I would like but it has the perfect number of likes
I like how Danny mixed centimeters and inches.
I have two things to say
One Ryan's laugh sounds like a very happy cough
And two it's the first time Danny looks older than someone. Ryan looks 14 and Danny looks 15
😂😂
To
Danny's 20 something, maybe 30 something
@@GenerationConteXt that is the joke
@@Alina-kn8wf thanks. I always mess up
All this time I thought I was getting grey hair because of stress and old age, but I’m just developing my ice power. Wow this explains so much
The more you know 🌈
How's it going for you?
Pena_ DaPotato too much ice power, I’m sick now 😂😂
@@ehthaboe8115 ice powers can be rough
Pena_ DaPotato it’s too powerful!
The first two steps in the “How To Act Possessed” article are just me and my anger issues in elementary school…
the article is me in middle school with my emotional dysregulation
@@mammoneymelon lol
@@mammoneymelon lol
@@mammoneymelon lol
I like Ryan. It sounds like he coughs every time he laughs.
Lol. It does 😂
It’s beautiful
He has a youtube channel
Are those two sentences related?
@EJ Zeida *of course those two sentences are related.*
i love hands christian and her son.
great pronunciation danny
can't stop laughing at this
Nathalie Tayag ah yes, hands christian and her son. my favourite author.
Y'know, I just had a thought. Since a lot of inspiration was taken from The Snow Queen, is Disney making a character named Hans the antagonist a reference to the fact that Frozen differs wildly from its "source material"?
I may just be sleep deprived.
😂😂😂
Steven Goetz hans Kristoff Anna Sven
Hans Christian anderson
“Does that mean that all old people have ice powers?”
damn, we learn something new about Cody everyday
Underrated comment
*WHEEZE* 😂😂😂😂
OOF🤭
What if I'm bald doe 😔
@Grey Depression nah they're an air bender :/
I had a friend pretend to be possessed once on Halloween. It was really annoying because it freaked out one of our other friends (he was quite a bit younger then us) but no matter how many times we said we knew she was pretending she never admitted it.
Danny looks like he got slapped by legal
Boop
YAHAHAAHAHWHAHAHA
LFMAOOO
Haha I saw that video
i’m allergic to cats 🤣
I think the “How to act like your possessed” article should be changed to “How to get admitted into a mental health facility”
JayLynne J. I think the “how to act like your possessed” article should be “how to act like you’re possessed”
how to be nellie bly
How to be like my sister
How to get put on Dr.Phil
I can't believe Danny is finally collaborating with Dash from The Incredibles.
Just Ine dash*😂
Just Ine bro. just no. who tf is flash
I can’t believe you got his name wrong. FaKe FaN
SISTERS IM JOKING
*Cough* **Dash from The Incredibles *Cough*
Okay I’ve figured it out
Ryan= Tom Holland
Drew= Tobey Maquarie
Danny= Andrew Garfield
but everyone loves Danny Gonzalez
What about Kurtis
ah yes, tobey macquire, the great value tobey maguiere
@@A.H-RBHSxcTFhe's ned
@@A.H-RBHSxcTF hes peter b from spider verse
*"I learned how to arts and crafts."*
-Danny Gonzalez 2018
Nick Hankins I was literally scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else found that funny😬
they look like two different cartoon characters in a crossover
Sienna Ellis ,
kellie g OMG, can’t unsee it now!! 😂
Ryan is so funny he looks like he’s fangirling the whole time
It's so sweet though
Ikr lmao
But it's so cute-
He's like dannys little brother
I was thinking the same thing! Hehe.
@@Le27 fr 👀
Hey Danny and Ryan.
This is another fun collaboration video. Your energy together makes it greatly entertaining.
I don't know if you're aware of this; the CDC has tips for surviving a zombie apocalypse on their website. It's legit emergency info presented tongue in cheek.
Your presentation of wiki-how reminded me of it.
Thanks again for the laughter.
Is it just me or was Ryan fangirling the whole time?
It was so cute aw
Via Peters no it was not just you I spy a fangirl
Hannah Ytuarte here we spy a fan girl in its natural habitat 😂
Yes yes yes
Lmao yea
Danny: Breathes
Ryan: *Dies of laughter*
he also sounds like he's coughing every time,
I was watching the video without looking at the footage at first and wondered why someone there had a cold
PlatinumBladeStudios when I laugh I start coughing a lot for some reason
@@user-10021 lmfao
@@thatsroughbuddy2096
That really is rough buddy.
@@aisha5156 haha nice
*"Keep a cold and exhausted face"*
Me: Already done, buster.
*haha*
*get noob*
*I already do that*
Flamingo fans 💁♀️
@@rhi6448 Yes
@Enchanted Subliminals JAJRJEJTBEV HI
CantcaTou same.
Thank you so much for the captions, Auto-generated captions barely get any message across. I have a partial hearing loss, but with good captions I can also enjoy your humor to the fullest!
I think they’re community captions
Danny: “How to pretend to have ice powers”
Me: “HONEY, WHERE’S MY SUPER SUIT?”
Boop
Underrated😂😂
“whaaaaat?”
“ *WHERE*
*IS*
*MY*
*SUuUuUPErRrR*
*SUIT?!* “
@@valx5 Uh I PUT IT AWAY
@@user-xe3xo4iz7e*"WHERE???"*
How to pretend to faint:
Step 1: *Get a brick*
You know what to do
are we sure this is pretend anymore?
I've been holding this brick for five months, please tell me step two- my family is worried.
@@NoLongerTwee Step 2: Eat it
i choked on my buiscuit
Ryan is the most unawkward awkward person.
He’s like the one babysitter where you can do whatever you want and he’d just be like
“Wait! Your parents told me to not let you do- oh okay...”
@@user-gn9io7mx5d That's called being passive
@@afoxnamedangel1577 bruh why you being so mean calling them a dumbass bitch,thats cold man (this is a joke if you dont get it your dumb)
Firetail _ wow you’re soo funny
@@gacha_nora278 i was almost about to be like "thats their username. YOU'RE a dumbass b*tch" but then i saw ur parentheses and realized if i say that im not an intellectual
As someone who legitimately faints occasionally, how you would get out of things by fainting isn't actually the fainting itself. I'm usually only unconscious for 5-10 seconds (long enough to hit the ground), but the disorientation and dizziness can last for up to half an hour depending on the situation. I once lost memory of about 10 minutes before and after the faint. It's more the side effects of fainting that make you unable to do anything afterwards.
Friend: I have ice powers
Me: Can you show me?
Friend: Uh... Uhm.... ‘faints’
Yes😂😂
I'm JuSt GoInG tO sTaRt FaInTiNg
When you wake up start hissing
Lolly Sherman ??
LemonBoy IsMe from the “how to act possessed” part lol
One time I walked in on a friend who was reading an article called how to pretend that you have OCD. Then he started cleaning everywhere, and as a person who has OCD I can confirm that he doesn't know what he was talking about.
Oof ya I feel like not many people really know what OCD is really like... I used to think I had ocd and it was just because I like things organized... that’s not what it is... and I realized that and stopped saying I was ocd
@@Sophie-nm7fy Cool! Now could you explain that to every girl in my 6th grade class?
Yeah I agree I don’t personally have ocd but I know a bit about it and just because you are organised doesn’t mean you have ocd.Do actual research on the subject and if you are displaying symptoms go get clinically diagnosed.pretending to have ocd is disrespectful to people who actually have to deal with it everyday.
Sorry for the rant just my 0.0002 cents worth :)
👁️👄👁️ I have OCD too and if a "friend" did that, I'd be so pissed.
once in school i had to do a presentation about a disorder that affected someone i knew. i went with OCD despite nobody i know having it purely so that i could stand in front of my class and tell everyone that OCD isn't what they thought it was lol
Ryan looks like he looks up to Danny.
I was thinking the same thing the whole video
Ye
He has to. His chair is much smaller then Danny’s.
Fandom Follower lol
He probably does danny is a titan in the commentary industry
Ryan is so fucking adorable. He's like a very tiny golden retriever. LOOK AT THOSE EYES
He looks genuinely so happy
Ryan is that guy that makes a joke then looks at his friends to make sure it was actually funny
Michaela Lankford don’t do him lik dat
angel dust I didn’t mean it in a bad way, I was just saying he likes to Make sure his friends are comfortable that’s all
I am like that in real life
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
good guy Ryan 😭 I feel like he'd also bring me a jug of milk at 3am when I wanted a bowl of cereal and didn't have any.
can’t wait for the next article “How to Convince People you have Fire Powers”
step 1: put your hand in flaming hot coals
Shrek Shrek that profile picture though
SHERK
Jordan is dumb.
Step 5 - When there is a house fire in a movie, maybe look at your hands and smile. Maybe you shouldn’t do it to often.
Step 2: make your friends take you to the hospital because your hands and basically destroyed
Shrek Shrek that way they will feel WaRm :D
as someone who has fainted in class before, fainting for even 10 seconds is enough to make teachers distressed enough to send you home so as long as it looks real enough
I remember one time my crush fainted in class and now I’m questioning if he was actually ill or if he read WikiHow
They didn't send me home when I did
Ya my sister passed out, they didn’t send her home, it wasn’t fake and my mom yelled at the school
Literally the only time I've ever kind of fainted was when me and my siblings were messing around with helium filled balloons and I ingested a bit too much helium and passed out for 3 seconds
as a disabled person that has passed out multiple times during school, yeah you usually get sent home. i was accused of faking it once, but that wasn't even by the staff.
i think my favorite wikihow article is how to rp a family on animal jam as there's a section involving the sex part of it and it's genuinely the funniest thing
whAT
😨
At summer camp one year, a girl convinced me that she was a mermaid and made me promise not to tell. First time telling this secret in 7 years
Emma Johnston :( but you promised
Emma Johnston BRO YOU PROMISED, can’t just expose her like THT
MERMAIDS ARE REALL!!! CALL THE PAPERS!!11!!!1!
emma she trusted you how could you
You look 25 so this is very confusing
cody ko bleached his hair for ice powers confirmed
oh my
thats a bit 400 nic
true
Evil ice witch *
What do you mean, he naturally has gray hair
“Tiffany! What are you doing? How’d you get so big?”
*”IM A SPY”*
Lmao
hey your profile pic
pretty nice huh
That's what she said-
Just saw this and having actual fainting spells due to disorders and disability hearing the one on how to fake them to get out of things made me furious.
*Dash From The Incredibles and Johnny Johnny's Step-Dad From BST Great Colab*
Brianna Ragusa Top 10 Anime Crossovers
"lets together colab"
and the nutcracker(s)
I want a boyfriend that looks at me the way Ryan looks at Danny
Don’t we all 😭
Yea, he was looking at him pretty weird.
drew*
his name isn’t danny. it’s kurtis.
uniqua backyardigans LOL
Parikshit Dogra i-
“Hiss at people suddenly as you walk by them”
Yeah.... so I guess that that girl in my high school was either possessed or trying to act possessed.
I am kinda like that but i dont try
I hiss at people so they don't hear the snakes that live in my ears
@@genericname2747 Now 175+ people know, sad day
@@berrystumpytail8348 oh no oh heck
That literally describes half the kids at my school lmao
this is almost completely unrelated but at around 4:52 i got a greenpeace ad about forest fires and it said something like "if we don't do something, this family [of koalas] will take their last breath" right before i skipped, and right after was the bit where ryan said "i'm excited" and i audibly gasped lmfaooo
most dramatic gasp i've ever taken tbh
*ryan trahan fangirling for 18 minutes an 27 seconds*
Libby Lou lol same
Seconds? 😂
*minutes
Ok i get it. i sAiD tHe WrOnG wOrd
Libby Lou you still haven’t changed it tho
Wikihow: How to have ice power
Me: Picks up a few ice cubes and throws them at wall expecting something to happen
Brilliant😂😂
**house melts**
That was better and more useful than the whole article
What I do is I carry a freezer around with me at all times, full of ice cubes. If people ever upset me I grab a handful of ice cubes and throw them at them. Tip: Aim for the face ☺️
Danny, are you okay??? That one nutcracker is dangerously close and they are multiplying...
On the last day of December, he's going to be drowning in nutcrackers
John Laurens and the one with the white hat is the leader oh god
Dear god I didn't even notice
They get closer every video!!!
As a person who actually has fainting spells fairly often, I can say that I wouldn't recommend it since I have had and have multiple concussions. But I do get out of things I don't want 🤷
Wow I didn’t know that Danny could get out baby-faced
U haven't seen me yet... u would think I'm 10 😂 (I'm 21)
to be fair ryan is like 19 lmao
how old is he supposed to be
Gen_ *insert clever name here* dude have you even SEEN Zach Herron just look him up vro
@@ouchthathurt9726 Zach looks so fucking adorable tho😂
ryan looks so excited to be there and making the video
Totally
Hell look at him at 4:30 😂
lesson learned:
don’t watch ryan and danny while drinking water -or attempting to freeze water-
But Lisa you're doing it right now
Literally what I'm doing.
I read this while drinking water😂
I love your profile pic
Like 5 years ago I had a „not like other girls“-phase and wanted to be a legit superhero/villain (didn’t really matter) so I read _several_ Wikipedia articles on how to be a superhero and stuff like that. I also tried for a few weeks to make people think I’m a secret agent by sneaking around school, telling people I have plans and obviously making up what I have planned, and letting an app call me and then saying „I told you not to call me here“ into my phone
The ice powers worked for me, the video kept freezing :(
>
lmao i snorted
Lmao
Bahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahaghahahaghahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha.....lol you just made my day
underrated
Cody Ko must have ice powers with his bleached hair
nah with his hair he might be a snowman
dont reveal his secret omg...rude
oh my god that's so cool
His next video: “Coming Out...As an Ice Queen!!” Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The disgust in Danny’s voice when he says:
“Bro wtf is GArLic dAy??”
Its because his dads a vampire
2:37 nah it's more like you wanna learn Für Elise and the teacher is explaining where the wood to make the piano comes from and the ethics of using ivory to make the keys (which they don't anymore, thankfully).
Ryan: *opens mouth to say intro*
Danny: WHATS UP GREG, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF-
Adorable profile pic
It really shows the cats emotions
@@kingofpizzarolls5693 cat's name is Jazz, he has an instagram account, if you interested
Danny cuts him off SO much!!
He's not like that with Drew, as far as I've noticed. He's kind of rude to Ryan though
He also says Ryan's name wrong and Ryan tries to correct him but danny keeps talking over him lol
my favorite wikihow is “how to prepare for your tonsillectomy” and one of the steps is about mentally preparing and mourning your tonsils before you get them removed
Yo, i don’t miss my tonsils at all. They were restricting my breathing and would hecking touch together when I swallowed. It was awful! Don’t mourn them. Wikihow is wack. You’re not gonna miss them
@@cherryberry9023 this reminds me of Autism Speaks encouraging parents of newly diagnosed autistic kids to mourn the child they wished they had and go through the five stages of grief
@@SuperUmizoomi oh my goodness, and I thought I couldn't dislike autism speaks even more
@@SuperUmizoomi that’s so fucked up
get you a man that looks at you like how ryan looks at danny
juulie lol I was thinking that the entire video
Yeah I was thinking that too
This comment has 666 likes XD
But I want a woman because I'm a lesbian *thinking emoji*
I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT
There's two types of people when it comes to fainting. The people who pretend to faint publicly. And the people genuinely pass out frequently but try to make sure no one notices.
Currently in a Mental Institution because my parents was really worried about me after following on how to pretend I have ice powers
Kh41r1l i started reading this and i was like oh no and i was all concerned, then i was like lmao ok
Kh41r1l Well, that’s just the life of a student🤷🏽♂️
@@somecoolkidbro3023 yeah, life of a student, ,#cool, #dab, #hashtag. (Joke.)
r/thisactuallyhappened
No one:
Danny: I-
Ryan: _WHEEZE_
Adolf Hitler ㎉₃㎌₀₀₀₀₁₀₁㎂㏗Aæįrwø¿ ₍₎㎍㎼₂₁₂₉㎗*(§₀₁₁₁₇₈㎨㎗₋₋₋₋₋₋₋₋㎁㎶ ëēįßg 4₇₂₀㏓㎌,,!?¿. Ł
@@burnedcalculat0r566 great English
@ lucky you
@Adolf Hitler how can "no one" make it worse?
@@burnedcalculat0r566 Yes? Yes.
What do you mean?
Oh, I understand.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Bye.
Ryan keeps looking at Danny intensely and i have never related to him so much
and that's saying something
@ChaolPriorRonRider I love your profile pic
*GASP* ARE YOU SECRETLY RYAN TRAHAN
Oh, its saturday night.
>How to make Cereal<
*Normal tutorials:*
1: Get a bowl and fill it with the desired cereal
2: fill the bowl with milk, grab a spoon and eat the cereal
*Wikihow:*
1: Be born
2: learn to crawl, speak, and walk
3: graduate from elementry, middle-school, high school, and Backupsmore (any other college will not work)
4: Gather 5 Novendecillion kL of trash and gunk
5: Build a time machine
6: Hurl your trash ball at Earth, this will cause the extinction of the dinosaurs, ensuring your ancestors aren't gobbled up
7: Inform ancient humans on how to farm
6: Invent cows
8: Cause a famine, this will ensure people start using cows milk
9: Make sure all your ancestors meet to ensure your birth
10: Invent glass, plastic, or any bowl-y material
11: Invent metal
12: Invent spoons
13: Go back to your current time and buy a bowl, cereal, and a spoon
14: pour the cereal into the bowl
15: go back in time again
16: invent tables
17: invent housing
18: invent money so you can afford the reasources
19: Go back to your time
20: Pour milk in your bowl
21: Devour
So what I’m getting here is that Drew is the only other person allowed to do Danny’s intro, since Danny interrupts every other guest including his own wife but has let Drew do it without cutting it out
exactly, the only person allowed to do danny's intro is danny :)
@@isshedianah who the fuck is Danny?
Why did Danny let Danny do his intro? Danny didn't let drew do it but he let danny do it?
399 likes...🤭🤭
@@aryanacelest not anymore...MUAHAHAHA
maybe the fanfic about them was true after all 🥺🥺
“Who is reading these articles?!?”
You are, Danny.
let’s be real we all remember that one girl in primary school where she thought she was a vampire or magical or even a demon or some shit like that and would try way too hard to make people see her act all closed in and mysterious
that girl for me in my primary school was my cousin.... i never let her live that down now and it’s so hilarious to us
I can relate but I am ashamed to admit that that happened in *middle school* to me.
I was always the person to beg them to give me their powers and stuff. I laugh when I look back.
My sister convinced everyone that she was a werewolf lmaooo
One of my closest friends in 5th and 6th grade "confessed" to me that she was a psychic. She even bought a very cheap tarot deck and all these dollar store crystals and gave out 'readings' to some people. Then in 6th grade my canine teeth became really sharp (they still are) and whenever I smiled or laughed everyone would be like "OmG aRe YoU a VaMpIrE?!?!" Near the end of the year I started going with it and I brought in a metal water bottle that had fruit punch in it and purposely let the juice till down my chin to freak people out,,,, by the end of the day I had multiple scheduled meetings with my guidance counselor
It was honestly one of the funniest things ever. Apparently everyone from my elementary told my story in middle school (I ended up going to a different school then them) and now I'm like this huge urban legend there. This one time I went to that school to pick my friend up and this girl I did not know was eyeing my from across the room and I was like 'okay bud' but my friend told a really good joke and I lol'd, as one does, the same girl and like 4 of her friends ran up to me and were like "are you the elementary vampire?!?!" It was surreal and everybody who knew me from elementary cracked up. I'm still a legend there even tho I'm no longer in middle school
love how they try to hide their “powers” by wearing a snowflake necklace
Ryan falling in love and Danny friend-zoning him for 18 minutes straight
Tiniest turtle lMao
laughing MY ass off. MINE. ONLY MINE. Your asses stay attached. Only my ass can fall off. FUCK you.
Kids quit the sexual stuff when your like 11
@@scentsiclestylings4443 bro i just chocked on my water heLp
LMAOOOO
Me: Reads and Watches the Fault In Our Stars
*Gets Cancer*
Your name is awesome
Lgbtq lives matter nooo you have to accessorize first
*watches the walking dead*
That sucks
.....oh
Conspiracy theory: Danny kidnap kids and then turn them into the nutcracker army behind him.
Sabrina Christmas special?
Shrek is love Shrek is life i by it
Shrek is love Shrek is life Don’t be ridiculous; it’s not a conspiracy theory if it’s true
Melissa Hawkes yes
8:35 ryan cursing uncensored is not something I ever expected, but is so natural I had to go back and be like "oh"