I Am Hot = Comedy?

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @sailorstickybunz
    @sailorstickybunz 6 лет назад +2477

    "what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny

    • @earthqu8
      @earthqu8 4 года назад +4

      Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny

    • @bomiadept
      @bomiadept 4 года назад +3

      bruh, you just destroyed him.

    • @Stella-dj8rg
      @Stella-dj8rg 2 месяца назад +1

      Well he did get punched

    • @Gaymangon
      @Gaymangon 2 месяца назад +1

      The punchline is the punch

    • @t.d.3803
      @t.d.3803 12 дней назад

      hashtag wednesday

  • @joaquinarellano2439
    @joaquinarellano2439 5 лет назад +27667

    You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl

    • @i-7710
      @i-7710 5 лет назад +551

      fr

    • @Impulsiveartist
      @Impulsiveartist 5 лет назад +1867

      I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard

    • @leboba2671
      @leboba2671 5 лет назад +879

      If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!

    • @Alex-fw9hd
      @Alex-fw9hd 5 лет назад +65

      Ha

    • @dianasrisuk9612
      @dianasrisuk9612 5 лет назад +416

      wait W H A T

  • @katiec8698
    @katiec8698 4 года назад +13274

    The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 3 года назад +4998

    "RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
    Fifty Shades of Grey basically

    • @auntbill8166
      @auntbill8166 3 года назад +350

      Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
      fifty shades of greg

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +54

      @@auntbill8166 b r u h

    • @charles_capet321
      @charles_capet321 3 года назад +37

      Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +38

      @@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +9

      BAHAHAHA NOO 😭

  • @ria7106
    @ria7106 4 года назад +6864

    the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 4 года назад +201

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳

    • @pixelinnie
      @pixelinnie 4 года назад +85

      @Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway

    • @catiegaming6049
      @catiegaming6049 4 года назад +161

      It does say "advised", not "only"

    • @safakhawar7032
      @safakhawar7032 4 года назад +3

      @Catie Ard lol

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 4 года назад +42

      🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh

  • @thexhaunt
    @thexhaunt 5 лет назад +4630

    I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 4 года назад +5507

    Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pepperlynn3075
      @pepperlynn3075 4 года назад +153

      Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 4 года назад +59

      Oh god wtf

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 года назад +103

      @@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 4 года назад +31

      @@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 4 года назад +115

      But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?

  • @BlackWolf207
    @BlackWolf207 3 года назад +3472

    Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.

    • @girfuentes
      @girfuentes 3 года назад +56

      BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @SongSteel
      @SongSteel 2 года назад +8

      Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time

    • @sushihater
      @sushihater 2 года назад +6

      @@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 2 года назад +21

      @@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment

    • @vinny1883
      @vinny1883 Год назад

      That's its job.

  • @memes4themasses365
    @memes4themasses365 4 года назад +42032

    Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 4 года назад +1797

      ​@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.

    • @memes4themasses365
      @memes4themasses365 4 года назад +381

      Kieran Leiber preach my man

    • @sachio8610
      @sachio8610 4 года назад +203

      @@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao

    • @clownedkory6743
      @clownedkory6743 4 года назад +1214

      what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say

    • @TheOGmaxgrace
      @TheOGmaxgrace 4 года назад +648

      Yeah what did cheese cheese say

  • @Tom-sc3ux
    @Tom-sc3ux 4 года назад +5352

    Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 4 года назад +113

      Laura sadly isn't home when he films. 😔

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 года назад +21

      Cheese Cheese wait really?

    • @hufflepuffhorcrux3269
      @hufflepuffhorcrux3269 4 года назад +136

      she died in Afghanistan so that’s not a problem

    • @hufflepuffhorcrux3269
      @hufflepuffhorcrux3269 4 года назад +104

      Youssef Motawi they’re the same person. It doesn’t matter which fake name you use, we know it’s all the same anyway

    • @bigtonecity
      @bigtonecity 4 года назад +11

      His wife be like👁👄👁

  • @SailorMoolong
    @SailorMoolong 5 лет назад +5679

    The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch

    • @faithkidwell9757
      @faithkidwell9757 5 лет назад +778

      Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.

    • @sethrowlands760
      @sethrowlands760 5 лет назад +70

      Is he still in prison ?

    • @cantbekam
      @cantbekam 5 лет назад +118

      @@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk

    • @bakar2134
      @bakar2134 5 лет назад +11

      @@faithkidwell9757 timestamp

    • @kirstinx9074
      @kirstinx9074 5 лет назад +24

      @@bakar2134 8:32

  • @spencer_907
    @spencer_907 Год назад +597

    the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time

    • @AlsoFin
      @AlsoFin Год назад +17

      And the way he says it so seriously
      😂

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​loop

  • @pocketfulloposeys7525
    @pocketfulloposeys7525 5 лет назад +12731

    Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
    Comment section: *He in jail lololol*

  • @Karatebob782
    @Karatebob782 5 лет назад +4222

    This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app

    • @cocoartist1541
      @cocoartist1541 5 лет назад +5

      AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂

    • @safaeelba1266
      @safaeelba1266 4 года назад +7

      AHAHAHAHA ngl it does

    • @crystalrenee9082
      @crystalrenee9082 4 года назад +8

      OMG it’s a secret

    • @matejdimovski9528
      @matejdimovski9528 4 года назад +2

      That’s the secret of the club 😶

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 4 года назад +52

      The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
      Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
      So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.

  • @theunreadyone
    @theunreadyone 5 лет назад +3865

    *gets hit by a car*
    I DON’T CARE

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 5 лет назад +48

      Death: Your time has come.
      Me: *I DON'T CARE.*

    • @mikapii5210
      @mikapii5210 5 лет назад +45

      **gets shot 23 times**
      _I dOn'T cArE!!1!_

    • @alikirb
      @alikirb 5 лет назад +24

      @@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
      Me: *I DONT CARE*

    • @cthulhugodofdestruction2913
      @cthulhugodofdestruction2913 5 лет назад +4

      Meets Danny in person
      Omg I care

    • @katiea2006_
      @katiea2006_ 5 лет назад +4

      *doesnt care*
      I DONT CARE

  • @Cauliflower_Content
    @Cauliflower_Content Год назад +198

    This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
    (This happened three weeks ago)

  • @ind7kuh
    @ind7kuh 5 лет назад +4860

    Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
    Girl: i dOn'T cArE

    • @victorsardinia7120
      @victorsardinia7120 5 лет назад +55

      I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper

    • @leawise437
      @leawise437 5 лет назад +28

      I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”

    • @maryn3606
      @maryn3606 5 лет назад +17

      Me:like i was having a life..

    • @wivwoogie642
      @wivwoogie642 5 лет назад +11

      *i d o n t c a r e*

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 5 лет назад +6

      Ha not any more!! *shoots self*

  • @joocebox793
    @joocebox793 4 года назад +3594

    He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.

    • @sneakysnek572
      @sneakysnek572 3 года назад +169

      Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 3 года назад +44

      @@sneakysnek572 men
      Edit: supposed to be mean

    • @joshuatartar2731
      @joshuatartar2731 3 года назад +57

      @@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men

    • @NWKohout
      @NWKohout 3 года назад +47

      @@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 3 года назад +17

      @Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂

  • @bistopher
    @bistopher 4 года назад +3510

    I am in jail = Comedy?

  • @Luka0420
    @Luka0420 10 месяцев назад +58

    The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD

  • @meow_meow_inc
    @meow_meow_inc 6 лет назад +4110

    Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
    Must be 18+
    Single
    And Cuba.

  • @shoolaces
    @shoolaces 6 лет назад +3253

    as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army

    • @frikynikkid
      @frikynikkid 6 лет назад +52

      Should we gregs worry about it?

    • @justadeadmeme6056
      @justadeadmeme6056 6 лет назад +25

      frikynikkid probably

    • @joey2face53
      @joey2face53 6 лет назад +31

      @@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_

    • @jacksvlogs9924
      @jacksvlogs9924 6 лет назад +18

      I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.

    • @entrcpy
      @entrcpy 6 лет назад +4

      OH LAWD THEY COMIN’

  • @sydneyd.8261
    @sydneyd.8261 5 лет назад +16143

    Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
    Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*

    • @lostsilver9311
      @lostsilver9311 5 лет назад +687

      WhAt WUt?? He did what?!

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 5 лет назад +940

      Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with

    • @nabil4281
      @nabil4281 5 лет назад +75

      I don't care

    • @sydneyd.8261
      @sydneyd.8261 5 лет назад +777

      @@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +27

      @incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
      Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 3 года назад +964

    Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
    7.7M people: "You got it"

    • @lad2812
      @lad2812 2 года назад +10

      “Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”

    • @brainrot__
      @brainrot__ 2 года назад +4

      @@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"

    • @skylar0904
      @skylar0904 2 года назад +3

      @@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"

    • @TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup
      @TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup Год назад +1

      @skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"

    • @TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup
      @TheRobloxiansOfficialGroup Год назад +2

      Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss

  • @meganeclover
    @meganeclover 3 года назад +5154

    did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs

    • @theonewhowearscrocs8591
      @theonewhowearscrocs8591 3 года назад +478

      And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.

    • @isabe1192
      @isabe1192 3 года назад +42

      you are absolutely hilarious

    • @spiritualdanger
      @spiritualdanger 3 года назад +55

      You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 года назад +13

      Fuck I didn't know that!😲

    • @splintertherat8123
      @splintertherat8123 3 года назад +2

      @@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu

  • @BooBotta
    @BooBotta 4 года назад +16790

    If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo

    • @user-mb7ud2kt1u
      @user-mb7ud2kt1u 4 года назад +453

      Awesome.

    • @zurieadam1703
      @zurieadam1703 4 года назад +190

      Nice😼😼

    • @goldcoin9618
      @goldcoin9618 4 года назад +682

      So we can eat gregs?

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 4 года назад +259

      You cracked the code.

    • @patdotdoc5700
      @patdotdoc5700 4 года назад +304

      Area
      Breb
      Crec
      Dred
      Eree
      Fref
      GREG
      Hreh
      Irei
      Jrej
      Krek
      Lrel
      Mrem
      Nren
      Oreo
      Prep
      Qreq
      Rrer
      Sres
      Tret
      Ureu
      Vrev
      Wrew
      Xrex
      Yrey
      Zrez

  • @autumnhardwick143
    @autumnhardwick143 6 лет назад +3106

    Danny's initials= DG
    Drew's initials=DG
    Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.

    • @alexis7264
      @alexis7264 6 лет назад +174

      Or should we say dranny

    • @luvlytani
      @luvlytani 6 лет назад +88

      *Illuminati music plays*

    • @Fffffferal
      @Fffffferal 6 лет назад +104

      Cody's initials = DG

    • @gavincasey5547
      @gavincasey5547 6 лет назад +186

      Woah,
      Cody Ko = CK
      Kurtis Conner = KC
      Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 6 лет назад +32

      This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐

  • @SudTheBud420
    @SudTheBud420 3 месяца назад +72

    5 YEARS AGO IS INSANE

  • @slickwilliam9597
    @slickwilliam9597 6 лет назад +31639

    Danny you need to do a face reveal

  • @nou6197
    @nou6197 5 лет назад +3801

    Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.

  • @schizophrenic1717
    @schizophrenic1717 4 года назад +8271

    “18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.

  • @KampLola
    @KampLola 2 года назад +317

    "let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 года назад +6

      Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.

  • @goroakechi5007
    @goroakechi5007 5 лет назад +1531

    “how to sell your body on instagram”
    well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*

    • @gennysaihara9712
      @gennysaihara9712 5 лет назад +35

      This comment concerns me

    • @yookai4229
      @yookai4229 4 года назад +20

      kokichi the fuck you doing here?

    • @olive0319
      @olive0319 4 года назад +8

      Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 4 года назад +7

      @lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +1

      @@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister

  • @colgate489
    @colgate489 3 года назад +3910

    His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 10.4 million people know

  • @DeejayCombs
    @DeejayCombs 6 лет назад +3311

    The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 6 лет назад +11

      Cause he's hot

    • @Kittttydotcom
      @Kittttydotcom 6 лет назад +122

      M A he's not LOLOL

    • @Kittttydotcom
      @Kittttydotcom 6 лет назад +16

      @@M4rteevee wack

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 6 лет назад +6

      @Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men

    • @M4rteevee
      @M4rteevee 6 лет назад +4

      @@Kittttydotcom tasteless

  • @victorseverson7473
    @victorseverson7473 2 года назад +174

    Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 года назад +19

      IT'S DANNY!
      I agree, though, that would be odd.

  • @fafuka9863
    @fafuka9863 6 лет назад +1331

    Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you

    • @averyurban5108
      @averyurban5108 6 лет назад +9

      I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 6 лет назад +4

      Justin Okello lmao why

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 6 лет назад +1

      Avery Urban damn I missed it

    • @joelokello9888
      @joelokello9888 6 лет назад +17

      @@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet

    • @fafuka9863
      @fafuka9863 6 лет назад +18

      Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss

  • @josephthegod3514
    @josephthegod3514 4 года назад +6902

    Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
    Ray Pist

    • @croissant2850
      @croissant2850 4 года назад +204

      i mean-

    • @daveyerr5730
      @daveyerr5730 4 года назад +62

      lol wtf

    • @arikuyu
      @arikuyu 4 года назад +191

      I was about to say
      “What”
      But nOw I get it and you are a genius.

    • @notmax2273
      @notmax2273 4 года назад +74

      “Mr. Pist?”
      “Oh uh yeah”

    • @4mere697
      @4mere697 4 года назад +4

      Yes

  • @logan8980
    @logan8980 6 лет назад +8625

    ray diaz is the male version of lele pons

    • @lcope9
      @lcope9 6 лет назад +80

      d u d e

    • @kotaleonard3004
      @kotaleonard3004 6 лет назад +11

      Yaaaasssss Lele Pons

    • @kamandtux
      @kamandtux 6 лет назад +8

      Shut up. He’s so better

    • @avaconte1366
      @avaconte1366 6 лет назад +2

      skinny TRUE!!!

    • @asha17236
      @asha17236 6 лет назад +141

      skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated

  • @jaykay030
    @jaykay030 Год назад +46

    Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.

  • @seagull9497
    @seagull9497 4 года назад +3047

    This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year.
    Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike.
    if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight.
    Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name.
    There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water.
    They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.

  • @Blairaptor
    @Blairaptor 5 лет назад +1682

    "Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it

    • @darthszarych5588
      @darthszarych5588 5 лет назад +83

      Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!

    • @ada8596
      @ada8596 5 лет назад +12

      I saw this right as he said it

    • @andreabennett1786
      @andreabennett1786 5 лет назад +12

      I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭

    • @8k.1000
      @8k.1000 4 года назад +5

      I saw you're comment while he said that.

  • @daralol8497
    @daralol8497 5 лет назад +1076

    "ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*

    • @samanthapurdy2053
      @samanthapurdy2053 4 года назад +16

      This part fucking KILLED ME

    • @cowdy_
      @cowdy_ 4 года назад

      I’m the 699th liker

    • @tsunami4134
      @tsunami4134 4 года назад +1

      Your lucky im the 1,002th like

    • @hen5083
      @hen5083 4 года назад

      8:26

  • @laurenmason2115
    @laurenmason2115 6 месяцев назад +27

    Holy shit, he's gone full horizontal.
    I'm 5 years late.

    • @J4SPERR
      @J4SPERR 5 месяцев назад +3

      Same😭

  • @vyodka6637
    @vyodka6637 4 года назад +826

    He hurt his knee
    *and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*

  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx 6 лет назад +7033

    Wish I was hot and funny 😭

    • @tadhgshortall8001
      @tadhgshortall8001 6 лет назад +414

      Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help

    • @vanmaggit7747
      @vanmaggit7747 6 лет назад +235

      If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.

    • @caitlinsyme3446
      @caitlinsyme3446 6 лет назад +217

      Boys on Grindr like you.

    • @palpersen4375
      @palpersen4375 6 лет назад +36

      lol u gei

    • @TheLilylove2000
      @TheLilylove2000 6 лет назад +143

      Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.

  • @anika1799
    @anika1799 5 лет назад +734

    irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.

  • @EmiMartinezOfficial
    @EmiMartinezOfficial Год назад +37

    Drew's initials: DG
    Kurtis' initials: DG
    Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis

  • @evaperez5625
    @evaperez5625 6 лет назад +770

    *G* Floating
    *R* Horizontally
    *E* In
    *G* Midair

    • @CarlTackett
      @CarlTackett 6 лет назад +27

      Umm that is a horrible acronym
      A proper one is
      G Floating
      R Horizontally
      E In
      G Midair and getting ripped

    • @jelofishh
      @jelofishh 6 лет назад +13

      I seriously thought those were acronyms

    • @iCat4Ever
      @iCat4Ever 6 лет назад +6

      I have a better one
      G these
      R are
      E very
      G stu.... there ok and funny actually

    • @xXxjxXx-ww3et
      @xXxjxXx-ww3et 6 лет назад +2

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽

    • @elis6447
      @elis6447 6 лет назад +2

      8:11

  • @Sheea_R
    @Sheea_R 5 лет назад +1814

    Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 5 лет назад +58

      Yep

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +29

      Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 5 лет назад +504

      @@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 5 лет назад +27

      Great, YT deleting comments again.
      16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem.
      So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.

    • @indridhartley1504
      @indridhartley1504 5 лет назад +453

      @@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have.
      Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.

  • @yuhnge1305
    @yuhnge1305 4 года назад +4561

    Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.

    • @shenyui3826
      @shenyui3826 4 года назад +268

      SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that

    • @ichangedit1852
      @ichangedit1852 4 года назад +47

      Nah

    • @rileykate6967
      @rileykate6967 4 года назад +40

      wait can i still join idk how :/

    • @amayahuq
      @amayahuq 4 года назад +23

      @@rileykate6967 uhh same

    • @FemboyPeebis
      @FemboyPeebis 4 года назад +26

      You know to much

  • @gaypossum6774
    @gaypossum6774 2 года назад +31

    One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me

    • @niccvier
      @niccvier 7 месяцев назад +2

      I noticed it too

  • @blacksonder9252
    @blacksonder9252 5 лет назад +10881

    Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.

    • @riin4363
      @riin4363 5 лет назад +190

      Same

    • @kimmiisholara8207
      @kimmiisholara8207 5 лет назад +120

      BlackSonder same

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 5 лет назад +815

      Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 лет назад +266

      In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much

    • @michaeldkapp
      @michaeldkapp 5 лет назад +452

      Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian

  • @tobibot761
    @tobibot761 6 лет назад +2547

    Jonny jonny
    Yes papa
    Being funny
    No papa
    Quality content
    No papa
    Posting daily
    Ha ha ha

  • @Lucyyy2764
    @Lucyyy2764 6 лет назад +85

    i love it when danny, cody. drew, noel and kurtis upload around a similar time

  • @Craigmeowmeow
    @Craigmeowmeow 3 года назад +41

    Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious

  • @michaelscott358
    @michaelscott358 4 года назад +600

    Ray Diaz was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a highschool girl FYI she's the blonde girl in his videos

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 4 года назад +18

      😹👏 and this mans what? 30? Dam

    • @michaelscott358
      @michaelscott358 4 года назад +22

      hxney_heart I think like 33

    • @pixel3045
      @pixel3045 4 года назад +21

      Michael Scott ooof. Big no no

    • @lianair4383
      @lianair4383 3 года назад +8

      hey uh
      we're bankrupt

    • @naan000
      @naan000 3 года назад +12

      poor girl...

  • @PurpleBandanaStudios
    @PurpleBandanaStudios 6 лет назад +2667

    Whats up greg it's *greg*

    • @reiryuhnz1396
      @reiryuhnz1396 6 лет назад +40

      Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!

    • @PurpleBandanaStudios
      @PurpleBandanaStudios 6 лет назад +17

      @@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP

    • @duffi5290
      @duffi5290 6 лет назад +14

      Danny forgot his own name...

    • @why5981
      @why5981 6 лет назад +9

      Sup Greg I’m also greg

    • @Corwart
      @Corwart 6 лет назад +7

      Hotel? *H O T E L*

  • @effie676
    @effie676 6 лет назад +1823

    A NEW NUTCRACKER

  • @xoxomiha
    @xoxomiha 7 месяцев назад +23

    i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(

  • @zoeleitao811
    @zoeleitao811 6 лет назад +570

    “Hehe, he’s so silly. Why does he ride it like that.”-Danny Gonzalez

  • @sunbakedsunflowers
    @sunbakedsunflowers 4 года назад +7772

    “Nothing says quality content like posting everyday”
    Unus Annus fans: *sweats*

    • @pixelatedcyan677
      @pixelatedcyan677 4 года назад +467

      that channel went : 😚✌

    • @squidcoffee
      @squidcoffee 4 года назад +301

      Memento Mori

    • @Rhyxelz
      @Rhyxelz 4 года назад +293

      That was quality content tho like- heck yeah
      memento mori.

    • @sarak6883
      @sarak6883 4 года назад +319

      this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed

    • @pucamisc
      @pucamisc 4 года назад +37

      Memento Mori

  • @cultdaddyhound1731
    @cultdaddyhound1731 6 лет назад +609

    First rule of Greg club.
    Don't talk about Greg club

    • @MizhiBirb
      @MizhiBirb 6 лет назад +1

      Yeap shhhhhhh

    • @MizhiBirb
      @MizhiBirb 6 лет назад +1

      @I do it all Nate I am the Greg not the club.

    • @Andromda
      @Andromda 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah... wait oh fuck

    • @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280
      @i_like_the_stupendium_alot1280 6 лет назад +3

      I commented about Bill on surprise toys: they delete my comment. My response: bish wtf

    • @keeper2245
      @keeper2245 6 лет назад +3

      Secend rule of Greg Club.
      We don’t talk about Greg Club

  • @lps_kiwi9752
    @lps_kiwi9752 3 года назад +113

    Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)

  • @4ayn_3
    @4ayn_3 3 года назад +1991

    Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 3 года назад +14

      I think he waits for her to leave

    • @boofstain1508
      @boofstain1508 3 года назад +3

      @@emilymartin7864 to go where?

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 3 года назад +5

      @@boofstain1508 work or arends

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 3 года назад +50

      She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂

    • @hannahbarbarian6786
      @hannahbarbarian6786 2 года назад +1

      12:31

  • @noneexistent9599
    @noneexistent9599 4 года назад +2472

    When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered

    • @calebr3097
      @calebr3097 4 года назад +33

      But why 🌭

    • @strawberrypencl
      @strawberrypencl 4 года назад +35

      On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc

    • @lillyreeve7484
      @lillyreeve7484 4 года назад +47

      @@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(

    • @RaisinBrandFan
      @RaisinBrandFan 4 года назад +160

      ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!

    • @earthtoursamajor
      @earthtoursamajor 4 года назад +110

      Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(

  • @sheena-p8t
    @sheena-p8t 6 лет назад +515

    ☹️ the secret club isn’t on mobile.... now we can’t stare at each other at Greg family dinner.

    • @Jogjosmowwdkfs
      @Jogjosmowwdkfs 6 лет назад +43

      It totally is for me. Guess I won't see you at dinner Sheena

    • @sono6917
      @sono6917 6 лет назад +15

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs same, press f to pay respects

    • @user-kw1xq2ef8i
      @user-kw1xq2ef8i 6 лет назад

      RIP 😢💔

    • @justaduck9107
      @justaduck9107 6 лет назад +1

      @@Jogjosmowwdkfs wow you just joined his club I am jealous

    • @Jenna-pi1vo
      @Jenna-pi1vo 6 лет назад +1

      It is for me, but I'm not paying 5 a month

  • @Eliz_Creates
    @Eliz_Creates 2 года назад +15

    12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-

  • @alienpatato2885
    @alienpatato2885 5 лет назад +518

    Laura: *peaceful*
    Danny in the other room:
    *thud* oH f*Ck

    • @wild_drisc5589
      @wild_drisc5589 5 лет назад +6

      Candy Cane I was gonna like it but I want to keep the likes at 69

    • @kenziepearson744
      @kenziepearson744 5 лет назад +9

      Smol Bean is past it so now we should get it to 420

    • @Brootnoot
      @Brootnoot 5 лет назад +2

      Its illegal for me to like this now its at 420

    • @erinthomson4172
      @erinthomson4172 5 лет назад

      Now let’s get it to 666

  • @annylucia9658
    @annylucia9658 6 лет назад +303

    i’m not willing to pay five dollars
    thankfully, it’s only $4.99

  • @jakecash8338
    @jakecash8338 5 лет назад +3495

    who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol

    • @lauraespinoza6211
      @lauraespinoza6211 5 лет назад +3

      Meeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @TwistedBeautynz
      @TwistedBeautynz 5 лет назад +49

      Me but he got bailed out 😢

    • @thomasmckevitt7350
      @thomasmckevitt7350 5 лет назад

      Meeeee

    • @dontsubdontyadare5420
      @dontsubdontyadare5420 5 лет назад +10

      R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!

    • @shiokkotsu
      @shiokkotsu 5 лет назад +55

      Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33

  • @christopherminutolo9384
    @christopherminutolo9384 3 года назад +64

    I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.

    • @Denmanisbetter
      @Denmanisbetter 4 месяца назад

      Why would that make you glad you’re ugly?

  • @gregxcelente4271
    @gregxcelente4271 4 года назад +1211

    When ever I feel lonely I watch the first 5 seconds of every one of Danny Gonzalez's videos

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 3 года назад +28

      underrated comment

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 года назад +31

      “Hey Greg”😂

    • @aim4463
      @aim4463 3 года назад +1

      ^^^^

    • @uhhidk73
      @uhhidk73 3 года назад +7

      Aight imma go change my name to greg

    • @cherywaves
      @cherywaves 3 года назад +4

      OMG SAMEE LMFAOO

  • @makenac2130
    @makenac2130 6 лет назад +450

    Brent Rivera has left the chat

    • @RO-vj4ie
      @RO-vj4ie 6 лет назад +5

      dry skin gal underrated comment

    • @leilani4250
      @leilani4250 6 лет назад +5

      that nigga ain't funny whatsoever

    • @makenac2130
      @makenac2130 6 лет назад

      @@elenaj3779 neither is Brent

  • @ericschnautz6603
    @ericschnautz6603 4 года назад +604

    8:46 the dude has his hand covering the entire lens and that is honestly funnier than any video this dude is capable of making.

    • @ratosphere
      @ratosphere 2 года назад +43

      It's such an awkward position anyways, he had to go out of his way to do it wrong

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад +21

      That's actually funny wtf

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 2 года назад +135

    The police: “you just murdered a child!”
    The girl: “I don’t care”

  • @TatumBorealis
    @TatumBorealis 6 лет назад +2338

    I really liked today's sponsor!

  • @imalwaysonyoutube6864
    @imalwaysonyoutube6864 6 лет назад +749

    Rule 1 of the secret club do not tell anyone about the secret club

    • @samsontelford4601
      @samsontelford4601 6 лет назад

      I'm always on RUclips his name was Greg Paulson

    • @killerxcrew4921
      @killerxcrew4921 6 лет назад +1

      Hey dude what club are you in

    • @goodnightsaf
      @goodnightsaf 6 лет назад

      How did you have that bald emoji in your name

    • @lambling
      @lambling 6 лет назад

      Fight club.

    • @kuliet
      @kuliet 6 лет назад

      @@goodnightsaf Did you not watch the video/sponsor segment?

  • @mmmmhotpockets9417
    @mmmmhotpockets9417 6 лет назад +645

    8:26 the cutest smile i’ve ever seen

    • @bri-vb1wj
      @bri-vb1wj 5 лет назад +6

      your pfp skskskfkgkfksa

    • @mmmmhotpockets9417
      @mmmmhotpockets9417 5 лет назад +2

      강효진 sksksjsj what about it 😖

    • @bri-vb1wj
      @bri-vb1wj 5 лет назад +3

      grotesque sunshine we s t a n

    • @mmmmhotpockets9417
      @mmmmhotpockets9417 5 лет назад +2

      강효진 bless me ach00 😎

    • @bri-vb1wj
      @bri-vb1wj 5 лет назад

      grotesque sunshine simon says be c 0 o O l

  • @_g0r3c0r3
    @_g0r3c0r3 18 дней назад +4

    im in my rewatching every danny video era

  • @aconstantstateofohio7211
    @aconstantstateofohio7211 4 года назад +704

    "THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!"
    -Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago

    • @Sleepy_Starlight
      @Sleepy_Starlight 4 года назад +4

      1 year not a couple

    • @aconstantstateofohio7211
      @aconstantstateofohio7211 4 года назад +23

      @@Sleepy_Starlight thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me

    • @tee3816
      @tee3816 4 года назад +3

      what anime’s ur pfp of

    • @Myneighbourdokja
      @Myneighbourdokja 4 года назад +11

      @@tee3816 Danganronpa

    • @catherine7144
      @catherine7144 4 года назад +12

      irl makoto naegi
      Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و

  • @ik3a_g0d
    @ik3a_g0d 4 года назад +276

    18+ advised single cuba
    It sounds like a weird Lego set

  • @yeejawas3460
    @yeejawas3460 4 года назад +1637

    I don’t like spreading negativity but like, he’s not even hot, or cute, or like remotely attractive. Anyone who obsesses over there beauty this much is prob not that attractive. The way you become pretty is by being “pretty” on the inside

    • @yeejawas3460
      @yeejawas3460 4 года назад +53

      *sips tea* ha

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 4 года назад +135

      Ikr. He’s actually really disgusting and every time he takes his shirt off or something else weird is really gross.

    • @michellekohlas264
      @michellekohlas264 4 года назад +99

      And isn’t it ironic that people who genuinely think their ugly are actually really pretty?

    • @rachelfreeman4533
      @rachelfreeman4533 4 года назад +94

      He also abused and kidnapped his 16 year old girlfriend so..... yeah

    • @yeejawas3460
      @yeejawas3460 4 года назад +42

      Rachel Freeman
      ✨🦄💖how nice💖🦄✨

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 года назад +25

    Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.

  • @kimsmile811
    @kimsmile811 6 лет назад +330

    You have two nutcrackers now! This is life changing.

    • @coltonallen1210
      @coltonallen1210 6 лет назад +2

      Brenna The Panda lol this is so true

    • @eddeliecoronado560
      @eddeliecoronado560 6 лет назад +2

      -I thought I was the only one who noticed that.-

    • @chesspiece4257
      @chesspiece4257 6 лет назад +3

      Awwww... his nutcracker got a boyfriend!

    • @audrey5734
      @audrey5734 6 лет назад

      Yeah the first one got a girlfriend

    • @tatumballou8621
      @tatumballou8621 6 лет назад

      Brenna The Panda the nutcracker got marrid 💏

  • @paulinamiranda2117
    @paulinamiranda2117 5 лет назад +1252

    Laura: **chilling in another room**
    Danny: WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!
    Laura: **sips tea**

  • @zee444
    @zee444 6 лет назад +373

    i’ve only ever heard of him when he got exposed for abusing his girlfriend

    • @miaverboom4560
      @miaverboom4560 6 лет назад +25

      she snapped wait what?

    • @barrellizard
      @barrellizard 6 лет назад +46

      @@miaverboom4560 yeah ray diaz abused his girlfriend but he got out of jail because of money

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 6 лет назад +20

      What??? I hope people spam that in the comments of all his shitty videos

    • @indigometanoist6475
      @indigometanoist6475 6 лет назад +18

      Same. And the pedo stuff. 🤢

    • @indigometanoist6475
      @indigometanoist6475 6 лет назад +24

      @@miaverboom4560 yup, there are recordings of him threatening to kill her or someone else. Drama alert has the tea.

  • @TheZamKids
    @TheZamKids 2 года назад +17

    Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
    Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people

  • @themarauders2003
    @themarauders2003 5 лет назад +1749

    8:26 how does Danny look so cute when doing this?!

  • @animemusicluver1
    @animemusicluver1 6 лет назад +483

    WE MUST SEND DANNY MORE NUTCRACKERS SO HE CAN HAVE A ARMY

  • @Otaku-lg1xn
    @Otaku-lg1xn 5 лет назад +540

    “This is the most wednesday sh*t I have ever seen.”
    -Danny Gonzalez, 2018.

  • @demqre
    @demqre 9 месяцев назад +3

    Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way

  • @nikatrenc-sato7550
    @nikatrenc-sato7550 6 лет назад +2043

    i find him really attractive..im talking about danny

  • @galaxycat2140
    @galaxycat2140 4 года назад +578

    18+ Advised
    Goes to jail for dating a 16 year old
    *What we gonna do. Now.*

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 года назад +2

      Last time I checked, dating wasn't a crime regardless of age.

    • @galaxycat2140
      @galaxycat2140 4 года назад +38

      seigeengine He’s 23. She was 16. That’s illegal look it up

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 года назад +2

      No, it is not. Look it up.

    • @galaxycat2140
      @galaxycat2140 4 года назад +40

      seigeengine if you have a intimate relationship with someone underage it’s a crime

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 года назад +2

      @my google acc If I were to be stalking someone, I imagine their consent wouldn't be a factor.
      Good thing I am not.

  • @itsanolive7437
    @itsanolive7437 4 года назад +3026

    Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror

  • @R1SKVR
    @R1SKVR 3 месяца назад +10

    Miss the secret club

  • @MrHenry-ru2xf
    @MrHenry-ru2xf 6 лет назад +1334

    *When the editing is nice*
    Hey, this editing is nice. Good job.

  • @TheKirztee
    @TheKirztee 6 лет назад +596

    i joined your secret club and have notifications turned on am i truly greg yet?

  • @nat-oi2fh
    @nat-oi2fh 5 лет назад +961

    he recently got bailed out of jail even while he physically and verbally abused two teenagers... you gotta love america

    • @RazzberryRazor
      @RazzberryRazor 4 года назад +12

      You gotta love the dark facts of the world. Also you have probably met a murder before. :D

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 года назад +33

      @@RazzberryRazor I'm sorry ma'am but can you not go around telling the internet about your adventures with shitty people? Like I'm sorry for you but really.

    • @RByeet
      @RByeet 4 года назад +58

      Goldo Experienceu Requiemu she’s just saying you’ve probably seen a murder without realizing it in your life at some point, who the fuck shit in you’re cereal this morning

    • @sh0tgunsh1pping
      @sh0tgunsh1pping 4 года назад +5

      *star spangled banner plays and Jeff Bezos shouts into his PS2 headphones microphone "MURICAAAA". Fireworks go off and guns are fired*

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 4 года назад +10

      What does the country have to do with the dude?