Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone. Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it. So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny! (This happened three weeks ago)
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year. Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike. if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight. Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name. There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water. They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
@@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...
Great, YT deleting comments again. 16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem. So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.
@@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have. Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
irl makoto naegi Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و
I don’t like spreading negativity but like, he’s not even hot, or cute, or like remotely attractive. Anyone who obsesses over there beauty this much is prob not that attractive. The way you become pretty is by being “pretty” on the inside
Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
@@RazzberryRazor I'm sorry ma'am but can you not go around telling the internet about your adventures with shitty people? Like I'm sorry for you but really.
Goldo Experienceu Requiemu she’s just saying you’ve probably seen a murder without realizing it in your life at some point, who the fuck shit in you’re cereal this morning
"what's the punchline gonna be?" bold of you to assume there would be a punchline danny
Who are there no replies this is lowkey funny
bruh, you just destroyed him.
Well he did get punched
The punchline is the punch
hashtag wednesday
You know the 18+ is ironic to think about considering he was dating a 16 year old girl
fr
I was thinking the same thing I'm like that's the girl who recently got abused by this bastard
If only Danny had known! Could’ve called that idiot out!
Ha
wait W H A T
The "I don't care" girl also got arrested for being naked in public and hitting a police officer. Guess she didn't care.
Bruh u copied
Well shit
:0
Rukmani Ramanathan I didn’t “copy” I just thought I’d share it in the comments. Didn’t know somebody already said it.
Hmmm this looks familiar....
"RATED R, also, please don't come here if you're married"
Fifty Shades of Grey basically
Dude.... DUDE!! *DUDE!!!*
fifty shades of greg
@@auntbill8166 b r u h
Wait why aren’t married people supposed to watch fifty shades
@@charles_capet321 it's a jk cuz no one's gonna watch that shit except single moms who just wanna see the hot guy.
BAHAHAHA NOO 😭
the “18+advised (single) 🇨🇺 “ sounds like a dating profile, but you actually don’t have to be 18+
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes yeah I'm actually pretty sure he's in jail 😳
@Amelia Aguilar Reyes exactly he's not hot anyway
It does say "advised", not "only"
@Catie Ard lol
🤡same guy that dated and sexually abused a 17 year old huh
I did not expect a personal greeting, thank you.
Haha
Whats up greg
Oh my god, wazzup greg lmaooo
Wazzup Greg
Omg I just commented "what if someone named Greg watched Danny's videos" 😂😂
Y’all know the “jail” and “abuse” and “pedo” comments are about the Instagram guy, Ray, right? And _not_ Danny? I’ve seen like 6 different comments thinking Danny was the guy we were calling a pedo 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah, the comments are all about raydiaz or whatever his name is
Oh god wtf
@@TaylorAmelia Of course a handful of 12 year old are dumb as shit, they're children. That's just stating the obvious.
@@PetSymmetry yeah thet are? Gen Z is people born from around 1997-2012. A twelve year old would be born around 2008.
But Danny is thirteen, how could he be a pedo?
Years later, tiktok took the “I’m hot = comedy” things to newer, lower levels.
BROOOO I WAS JUST THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
Explain? I wasn't in tiktok at this time
@@SongSteel he abused and dated a 16 yr old
@@sushihater did you just copy some comment? Also, that's not the point of the comment
That's its job.
Imagine having the name Greg and this is the first Danny video you’ve ever seen
@Cheese Cheese You replied saying that Danny says "What' up, Greg?" in every video (which might I add is wrong, there was a point where he did not say that). My point is that you should really read the comment before hand. The person above you said, "Imagine having the name Greg and this is the _first_ Danny video you’ve ever seen." It appears to me that you have not read the comment fully since the joke is simple and everyone should have understood it. The joke clearly stated that "it's your _first_ Danny video," there's no "what if"'s or anything, so you saying that Danny saying "What's up, Greg" in all his videos doesn't really correlate to the comment lmao, because his joke is basically a one-time situation for any Greg's out there.
Kieran Leiber preach my man
@@kieranleiber6823 yea lmao
what the hell did this cheese cheese guy say
Yeah what did cheese cheese say
Imagine his wife just hearing WHERE ARE THE GIRLS being screamed from the next room
Laura sadly isn't home when he films. 😔
Cheese Cheese wait really?
she died in Afghanistan so that’s not a problem
Youssef Motawi they’re the same person. It doesn’t matter which fake name you use, we know it’s all the same anyway
His wife be like👁👄👁
The blonde girl in the videos is the underage girl he abused in real life :/ its so disturbing to watch
Well it kinda explains how the photo “joke” was that she’s “unattractive” in real life but looks good in photos and how he’s “hot” in real life but takes bad photos. It seems small but I feel like that gives a glimpse into how he treated her when no one was watching.
Is he still in prison ?
@@sethrowlands760 I think he paid off the bail but idk
@@faithkidwell9757 timestamp
@@bakar2134 8:32
the way danny describes getting a little juice spilled on yourself as “somewhat devastating” trips me up every time
And the way he says it so seriously
😂
loop
Me: Has no idea who this Ray guy is
Comment section: *He in jail lololol*
Omg same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
pocket Fullo'Poseys same
Comments: lolololol ray’s in jailllll
Me: owo???
Lol samee
This secret club sounds a lot like the Jeremy Renner app
AJ O'Connell 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA ngl it does
OMG it’s a secret
That’s the secret of the club 😶
The reason Danny stopped it, and his patreon, is because he realized he couldn't find the time to dedicate to the livestream or the patreon-exclusive discord. He didn't want people spending money on things he could deliver on so the discord is now public for everyone and the secret club is gone.
Jeremy Renner's app was filled with low-effort interaction and almost no exclusive content and he deleted it because of the trolls, not because he wasn't giving enough time to it.
So, yeah, they're comparable if you refuse to look at or mention the nuance of the situations and want to make a quick jab at Danny's integrity for those sweet sweet lols.
*gets hit by a car*
I DON’T CARE
Death: Your time has come.
Me: *I DON'T CARE.*
**gets shot 23 times**
_I dOn'T cArE!!1!_
@@mikapii5210 Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
Me: *I DONT CARE*
Meets Danny in person
Omg I care
*doesnt care*
I DONT CARE
This video helped me get to the top of a random kahoot game I played in science class because we were doing a "guess the flag" and this flag 🇨🇺 came up and I immediately thought of the beginning of this video so I answered in 0.2 seconds and shot up from 10th to the top 5. So to make a long story short, thank you Danny!
(This happened three weeks ago)
Doctor: You have 60 seconds to live.
Girl: i dOn'T cArE
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
I would be like “OH HELL YEAH IMMA TAKE A NAP UNTIL I DIE”
Me:like i was having a life..
*i d o n t c a r e*
Ha not any more!! *shoots self*
He really pranked that underage girl when he was physically and emotionally abusive to them. He really got them.
Ahahahaha abuse is so funny. Legitimate trauma is such a great prank haha /j
@@sneakysnek572 men
Edit: supposed to be mean
@@NWKohout you forgot to put “terrible” before men
@@joshuatartar2731 oh spelling mistake I meant mean
@Nobody I think u meant terrible mean 😂
I am in jail = Comedy?
Comedy = I am in jail?
I am hot = jail?
Lol
Yes
@Vortex GamingYT hot jail? Jail jail hot spicy?
The ex at the end of that sketch where he’s trying to make her jealous kind of slayed though. “Guess life must be rough without me” *lays a flower on him as if it’s his grave* GIRLPOP LITERALLY SLAYED SO HARD
Requirement of Danny’s secret club:
Must be 18+
Single
And Cuba.
(advised)
Dang I’m not Cuba
Jk6505 Lol Out. Get out. OUT NOW
aww...man I wish I was Cuba...welp ok then...
Kaija Koenigberg you must be cuba
as Greg grows, so does the nutcracker guy army
Should we gregs worry about it?
frikynikkid probably
@@frikynikkid yes there are already 2 nutcrackers _there multiplying_
I’m really excited to look back in 4 weeks and see like 20 nutcracker guys scattered around the room.
OH LAWD THEY COMIN’
Ray: 18+ and single O N L Y
Also Ray: **gets arrested for dating and abusing a 16 year old*
WhAt WUt?? He did what?!
Yeah he dated a 16 year old he made videos with
I don't care
@@lostsilver9311 yeah the blonde girl he kissed in this video to make his ex jealous was his girlfriend that he abused
@incognito not sure PEDOPHILIA IS THE ATTRACTION TO PREPUBESCENTS.
Was that clear enough for you, or should I rent a billboard?
Danny: "Please don't tell anyone about my secret club"
7.7M people: "You got it"
“Um actually… it’s 9,032,235 People 🤓”
@@lad2812 "Well actually, it's 9,122,724 🤓"
@@brainrot__ "BNo, actually, it's 9,280,978 views 🤓"
@skylar "Actually its 9,473,383🤓"
Omg helluva boss and Danny Gonzalez fan yasssss
did you know if u replace all the letters in "greg" you get abs
And if you replace the letters in 'abs', you'll get Craig, the slowest growing army on the internet, and you should look that up.
you are absolutely hilarious
You can also replace all the letterds in Craig you can spell Greg is the most fastest army on youtube and Danny is the best
Fuck I didn't know that!😲
@@theonewhowearscrocs8591 to tyeiu
If you replace the g’s in Greg with o’s, it spells Oreo
Awesome.
Nice😼😼
So we can eat gregs?
You cracked the code.
Area
Breb
Crec
Dred
Eree
Fref
GREG
Hreh
Irei
Jrej
Krek
Lrel
Mrem
Nren
Oreo
Prep
Qreq
Rrer
Sres
Tret
Ureu
Vrev
Wrew
Xrex
Yrey
Zrez
Danny's initials= DG
Drew's initials=DG
Are they the same person? Tell us the truth, Danny.
Or should we say dranny
*Illuminati music plays*
Cody's initials = DG
Woah,
Cody Ko = CK
Kurtis Conner = KC
Is kurtis conner just reverse cody ko?
This thread has left me with a lot of unanswered questions🤔😐
5 YEARS AGO IS INSANE
Covid was our 9/11
Right???!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Almost 6
Danny you need to do a face reveal
Omg guys thanks for 1 like
I meant 3.2k likes
Jacorb Robbins we seriously need this
Exactly we have been waiting for so long
IKR
lmao u right why doesnt he just do it already
Guys don’t tell Danny, but he has a secret club.
Dont worry, I wont
You haven't even joined
@@garfieldlovr69 Touche
I won’t K
don't worry I won't
“18+ advised” boy that didn’t age well.
Aged backwards
Neither did his relationships
E
*pushes anime glasses*
@@the_randoms7742 pfffttt
"let alone protect my white cousin." I laughed harder than I should have with this one. 😂
Nothing wrong with that, fellow Greg.
“how to sell your body on instagram”
well first you had my attention but now you have my *interest*
This comment concerns me
kokichi the fuck you doing here?
Why you here Kokichi- you better not nee hee hee me
@lydia Be concerned. be very concerned, i don’t even remember writing this comment.
@@gennysaihara9712 bro are you my sister
His secret club is the most secretive club in the universe. Only 10.4 million people know
7.2 actually 🤩
Congrats on 69 likes
@@abrusselsproutenthusiast5446 thanks
congrats on 420 likes
@@cagedcorvid thanks man
The fact that Ray Diaz hasn’t been canceled yet and he’s still growing on social media annoys me so much
Cause he's hot
M A he's not LOLOL
@@M4rteevee wack
@Sweters Bingus I'm a whore for Latino men
@@Kittttydotcom tasteless
Imagine being gregs neighbor and randomly hearing him scream "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!"
IT'S DANNY!
I agree, though, that would be odd.
Uhhh Danny you didn’t introduce the new nutcracker??? Rude.... expected more from you
I think he posted about him getting on his insta story the other day
Justin Okello lmao why
Avery Urban damn I missed it
@@fafuka9863 my roblox girlfriend broke up with me, now i need to let out my hate on the internet
Justin Okello fair enough, sorry for your loss
Instead of Ray Diaz, his name should be...
Ray Pist
i mean-
lol wtf
I was about to say
“What”
But nOw I get it and you are a genius.
“Mr. Pist?”
“Oh uh yeah”
Yes
ray diaz is the male version of lele pons
d u d e
Yaaaasssss Lele Pons
Shut up. He’s so better
skinny TRUE!!!
skinny I’m pretty sure ray and Lele dated
Fun fact: narcissist aren't actually infatuated with themselves, they are obsessed with how they are perceived because they are deeply insecure. They feel like everyone is out to get them and will not shy away from openly victimizing themselves as long as it doesn't chip on their reputation.
This has nothing to do with this video but did you know, the largest living bird in the world is a wandering albatross they are a sea bird and spend a lot of there life in the air. They can have a wingspan of up to twelve feet and have three to four babies a year.
Another cool type of bird is a secretary bird, they hunt and eat snakes so as a result they have vary long and fast legs, so fast, that the snake that there hunting dos not even have the time to strike.
if they where to stomp on a scale, it would measure more than there body weight.
Another cool bird is a shoe billed stork, they’re water birds and hunt lungfish, a fish that has the ability to breathe to escape pretors, a process that is all out useless around a shoe bill, they have big shoe like bills, witch is where they get there name.
There almost a blue color and have long legs, they sit still for most of the day waiting for movement in any near by water.
They’ll eat most any fish they can get there bill around, even other birds babies.
Yo I love shoe billed storks!!!
Nice, random fact, Greg.
Cool
Thank you
Nice.
"Is being horizontal in mid-air a big thing in the fitness community?" Oh man I lost it
Hes done it! Hes gone full horizantal!
I saw this right as he said it
I like to browse the comments while watching the video and while I read this comment IN TUNE Danny said what you quoted 😝👏🤭
I saw you're comment while he said that.
"ʜᴇʜᴇ ʜᴇ's sᴏ sɪʟʟʏ" *stares at the camera*
This part fucking KILLED ME
I’m the 699th liker
Your lucky im the 1,002th like
8:26
Holy shit, he's gone full horizontal.
I'm 5 years late.
Same😭
He hurt his knee
*and TARNISHED his rePUTATION*
*dips tip of knee in puddle*
Tsukari Kaoru **imaginary puddles
Lmao references
omg i forgot about this!! perfect callback
After tarnishing his reputation, he started emotionally eating and became fat... and ugly.
Wish I was hot and funny 😭
Maybe try less of an edgy teen look and that might help
If you're hot then it cancels out the funny. You don't wanna be hot.
Boys on Grindr like you.
lol u gei
Hot Timmy Turner lookin ass.
irony is putting 18+ in your bio and then dating and abusing a 16 year old.
@C.J Rex 18 years old
Drew's initials: DG
Kurtis' initials: DG
Don't act like ur not the same person, Jarvis
*G* Floating
*R* Horizontally
*E* In
*G* Midair
Umm that is a horrible acronym
A proper one is
G Floating
R Horizontally
E In
G Midair and getting ripped
I seriously thought those were acronyms
I have a better one
G these
R are
E very
G stu.... there ok and funny actually
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏽
8:11
Isn't he the child predator who told a little girl to kill her self?
Yep
Unless I've missed something, no. 16 year olds are not children, nor little girls.
@@seigeengine Apparently you have missed something because sixteen year olds are little girls, and she was half his age. Also there's the whole, she's a minor thing...
Great, YT deleting comments again.
16 is the age of consent in much of the USA and much of the developed world. If they were most anywhere other than California, age wouldn't have been a problem.
So no, 16 year olds aren't little girls. Cut the crap.
@@seigeengine uh actually thats where you're wrong. Age of consent refers to underaged kids of no more than two years apart having sex together. Not, a 30 something year old man having sex with and abusing a very young girl that could have been his daughter and was most likely very impressionable. At age 16, her brain was not fully developed and she most likely didnt have a lot of the emotional maturity that two consenting adults have.
Not to mention that since this guy was abusive, he most likely groomed her and manipulated her into being with him and having sex with him.
Hey guys I think Danny has a secret club or something.... idk just a guess.
SHH! dont say that, danny doesnt want others to know that
Nah
wait can i still join idk how :/
@@rileykate6967 uhh same
You know to much
One thing that made me really uncomfortable about the photograph one is that the girl is dressed in a way she’s clearly comfortable and posing in less feminine ways, but as soon as they check the pictures she’s showing more skin and posing in ways you see only female models in. Idk, seems kinda weird to me
I noticed it too
Might just be me, but I really don't find that dude hot.
Same
BlackSonder same
Yeah. Danny is way cuter imo.
In terms of hot dudes, I'd put him in mid-tier. Even that might be too much
Same but it might be because I’m a lesbian
Jonny jonny
Yes papa
Being funny
No papa
Quality content
No papa
Posting daily
Ha ha ha
It's me Chief 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's me Chief That worked way too good😂
I haven't seen anything more perfect thanbthis today.😂
Your profile pic scared the hell out of me
Lol
i love it when danny, cody. drew, noel and kurtis upload around a similar time
Okay but the way Danny says "Heheh why does he ride it like that? He's so silly" reminds me of Cat from Victorious
Ray Diaz was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a highschool girl FYI she's the blonde girl in his videos
😹👏 and this mans what? 30? Dam
hxney_heart I think like 33
Michael Scott ooof. Big no no
hey uh
we're bankrupt
poor girl...
Whats up greg it's *greg*
Hey V-Sause, *V-Sause* here!
@@reiryuhnz1396 I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING V-SAUCE LE GASP
Danny forgot his own name...
Sup Greg I’m also greg
Hotel? *H O T E L*
A NEW NUTCRACKER
He posted about it on his IG
Omg
The nutcracker girl friend?
Or boyfriend. It's 2018
They're multiplying
i'm still pissed that 13-year-old me didn't have to money to join the secret club and now it's gone :(
Me too
i was 8 but real
“Hehe, he’s so silly. Why does he ride it like that.”-Danny Gonzalez
so silly right
😳
“Nothing says quality content like posting everyday”
Unus Annus fans: *sweats*
that channel went : 😚✌
Memento Mori
That was quality content tho like- heck yeah
memento mori.
this is why they said no one else could pull what they did off. only mark and ethan can do such a big social experiment and actually succeed
Memento Mori
First rule of Greg club.
Don't talk about Greg club
Yeap shhhhhhh
@I do it all Nate I am the Greg not the club.
Yeah... wait oh fuck
I commented about Bill on surprise toys: they delete my comment. My response: bish wtf
Secend rule of Greg Club.
We don’t talk about Greg Club
Danny sounds like a cute baby when he says "he's so silly why does he ride the scooter like that " :)
Imagine how his wife feels when he's screaming in another room
I think he waits for her to leave
@@emilymartin7864 to go where?
@@boofstain1508 work or arends
She probably just thinks about how strange her life is that Danny screaming in another room is how they pay the bills 😂
12:31
When you want to join the "secret club" but the join button has dissapered
But why 🌭
On mobile or pc because i also can't see it on mobile, but i dont know about pc
@@strawberrypencl cant see it on pc either :(
ITS CUZ ITS SECRET!!!!!
Pretty sure he disabled the secret club :(
☹️ the secret club isn’t on mobile.... now we can’t stare at each other at Greg family dinner.
It totally is for me. Guess I won't see you at dinner Sheena
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs same, press f to pay respects
RIP 😢💔
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs wow you just joined his club I am jealous
It is for me, but I'm not paying 5 a month
12:13- I heard that song and immediately knew you where gonna get claimed-
Laura: *peaceful*
Danny in the other room:
*thud* oH f*Ck
Candy Cane I was gonna like it but I want to keep the likes at 69
Smol Bean is past it so now we should get it to 420
Its illegal for me to like this now its at 420
Now let’s get it to 666
i’m not willing to pay five dollars
thankfully, it’s only $4.99
who’s here after ray diaz is in jail lol
Meeeeeeeeeeeee
Me but he got bailed out 😢
Meeeee
R G look it up in google like me....he really ducked up!!!
Aggressive Pizza It does. 16 year old still basically means a child. She was underage (not 18+) and Ray Dias was fucking 33
I'm glad I'm "ugly" because even though I'm ugly, I'm still funnier than Ray.
Why would that make you glad you’re ugly?
When ever I feel lonely I watch the first 5 seconds of every one of Danny Gonzalez's videos
underrated comment
“Hey Greg”😂
^^^^
Aight imma go change my name to greg
OMG SAMEE LMFAOO
Brent Rivera has left the chat
dry skin gal underrated comment
that nigga ain't funny whatsoever
@@elenaj3779 neither is Brent
8:46 the dude has his hand covering the entire lens and that is honestly funnier than any video this dude is capable of making.
It's such an awkward position anyways, he had to go out of his way to do it wrong
That's actually funny wtf
The police: “you just murdered a child!”
The girl: “I don’t care”
The police: “You are going to jail”
The girl “Oh n.. *I MEAN* I don’t care!!”
She actually did get arrested
@@door-chanprove it
I really liked today's sponsor!
same
Tatum Borealis me to
i dunno hes really mean to me.
Wait I forgot what was it again.
jessica smith his sponsor was himself
Rule 1 of the secret club do not tell anyone about the secret club
I'm always on RUclips his name was Greg Paulson
Hey dude what club are you in
How did you have that bald emoji in your name
Fight club.
@@goodnightsaf Did you not watch the video/sponsor segment?
8:26 the cutest smile i’ve ever seen
your pfp skskskfkgkfksa
강효진 sksksjsj what about it 😖
grotesque sunshine we s t a n
강효진 bless me ach00 😎
grotesque sunshine simon says be c 0 o O l
im in my rewatching every danny video era
"THATS NOT COOL! MY KNEE HURTS!"
-Danny Gonzalez, a couple years ago
1 year not a couple
@@Sleepy_Starlight thats not really the point of the joke but ok ty for correcting me
what anime’s ur pfp of
@@tee3816 Danganronpa
irl makoto naegi
Off topic but i love Naegi and Danganronpa. My fav characters are; Kokichi, Kaito, Ishimaru, Mondo, Gonta, Angie, Nagito, Hinata, and K1B0.. (•̀ᴗ•́)و
18+ advised single cuba
It sounds like a weird Lego set
I don’t like spreading negativity but like, he’s not even hot, or cute, or like remotely attractive. Anyone who obsesses over there beauty this much is prob not that attractive. The way you become pretty is by being “pretty” on the inside
*sips tea* ha
Ikr. He’s actually really disgusting and every time he takes his shirt off or something else weird is really gross.
And isn’t it ironic that people who genuinely think their ugly are actually really pretty?
He also abused and kidnapped his 16 year old girlfriend so..... yeah
Rachel Freeman
✨🦄💖how nice💖🦄✨
Atleast for once it's the villain that ended up being a terrible abuser. I'm sick of seeing people I enjoyed the content of end up being horrible people, so thank you Ray, for reminding me it's not just the people I thought were good. It can also be the people I thought were narcissistic and slightly racist.
You have two nutcrackers now! This is life changing.
Brenna The Panda lol this is so true
-I thought I was the only one who noticed that.-
Awwww... his nutcracker got a boyfriend!
Yeah the first one got a girlfriend
Brenna The Panda the nutcracker got marrid 💏
Laura: **chilling in another room**
Danny: WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!!
Laura: **sips tea**
Paulina Miranda ha that was funny :)
lol
XD bad joke
🤣
😆🤣😂
i’ve only ever heard of him when he got exposed for abusing his girlfriend
she snapped wait what?
@@miaverboom4560 yeah ray diaz abused his girlfriend but he got out of jail because of money
What??? I hope people spam that in the comments of all his shitty videos
Same. And the pedo stuff. 🤢
@@miaverboom4560 yup, there are recordings of him threatening to kill her or someone else. Drama alert has the tea.
Danny: This is a secret, so don't tell anyone
Also Danny: shows the video to millions of people
8:26 how does Danny look so cute when doing this?!
Haha I was thinking the same thing
right?
The Marauders ikr
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That's so cute. :3
WE MUST SEND DANNY MORE NUTCRACKERS SO HE CAN HAVE A ARMY
an*
I’m sorry ;-;
YASSSSS
“This is the most wednesday sh*t I have ever seen.”
-Danny Gonzalez, 2018.
Lol
Danny, I’ve been a fan for 5 whole years and I gotta say, you’ve come so far. I’m glad you aren’t quitting youtube anytime soon. I’m Melanie by the way
i find him really attractive..im talking about danny
Samae
who dont lol
I think we all find him really attractive
Me too😂
Lol me too tho
18+ Advised
Goes to jail for dating a 16 year old
*What we gonna do. Now.*
Last time I checked, dating wasn't a crime regardless of age.
seigeengine He’s 23. She was 16. That’s illegal look it up
No, it is not. Look it up.
seigeengine if you have a intimate relationship with someone underage it’s a crime
@my google acc If I were to be stalking someone, I imagine their consent wouldn't be a factor.
Good thing I am not.
Is it possible to be hot and funny? obviously yes danny, i mean just look in the mirror
Dude, stop flirting with a 13 year old
@@rebekanickell8451 13? I thought he was 12???
Smooth.
No he's 1 year old.
i thought he was 5 :o
Miss the secret club
*When the editing is nice*
Hey, this editing is nice. Good job.
Mr. Henry my all time favorite comment
69th like
BOTTOM TEXT
Hey Danny has a secret club
Xd
i joined your secret club and have notifications turned on am i truly greg yet?
Yes, yes you are.
You are truely a dumb ass now thats for sure
shhh!!! it’s a secret!
Brad Malone damn calm down
no one is truly Greg but Greg
he recently got bailed out of jail even while he physically and verbally abused two teenagers... you gotta love america
You gotta love the dark facts of the world. Also you have probably met a murder before. :D
@@RazzberryRazor I'm sorry ma'am but can you not go around telling the internet about your adventures with shitty people? Like I'm sorry for you but really.
Goldo Experienceu Requiemu she’s just saying you’ve probably seen a murder without realizing it in your life at some point, who the fuck shit in you’re cereal this morning
*star spangled banner plays and Jeff Bezos shouts into his PS2 headphones microphone "MURICAAAA". Fireworks go off and guns are fired*
What does the country have to do with the dude?